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.Solllething for -everyone - ' Student Vice Day planned . ' . By HOW[N· BEANFIELD - - O'Adding :on the extra day has two days of Renefaire, will be there The Rip ~ked a couple who have .. _ - . Stacked:Writer __ . _ _ been. greeted . with · much on the third day, also. Tl-!e balloons, already re~ted a bl\llOOn for S!,1Dday As you all- know, the - BC enthusiasm I ... says Mallory. - which are being renl_ed to local what they plan to do: "We plan on R ·r · · -- h' - - M · - "especi°ally by the students. "I got - sponsors for $500 a piece on Friday - making 1r banner loo," they said, 1... , __ ene a1re 1s · approac, mg on ay . . · -· - - · "It's gonha sa·y i'n -bi'g -_r ..... s 'If ; 15th and !_6th. But -Phyllis Mallory, the idea·for the theme from my six- _ - ~nd Saturday, win be up for rent on . ...,. KL~• .• · chairman of the Renefaire tells us year-old son," she continued. l'He . Sunday __ ~ interested couples. Some this gondola Is rocking don't bother ') - that the planning . com~iUee is - (her son) asked me what kind. of of thesponsors renting the ~alloons knockin,1'' · _· _ _ - ,; -- _ , . ,

_jh1nking--0f extending-the-event-to a---games-he-would-play-when-he:goHo~. forthe-firs~-~o ~ays.ar~s1~g them-__-_ -· Jus\hk~Mallory--says,-.~~ 1t-S-- -, tad SnapPff Jonts) ·_ three-day ·affaii:; · Acco.tding _- to _- colle_ge." - --_·.- . _ . _: _· __ · . . for- ~dver11smg purposes, _and are someth!ns,, for everyone at· me • Pmldtnl.J; 1•wttc11e•• Colllns _ Mallcir~; the thir4 day, scheduled _ ~he hot air balloons, scheduled to h~ng1ng .banners fro~ the gondolas _ Renefa1re .. _ . . ·-· . _ ·. -for Sunday, May n, will be design- -- float above the campus on the first with their slogans printed on.them. (Famous last words, Phyllis?) - -·-. - I BC p .d .t. ed. to_· -demonstrate . to the public H·__ _ C_ 00 . . _... _ res_ 1· en_ . sotjt~·ofthe ~OSI popula~pastimes - . ~· - -· d'- -- .f-· d ~ of;~~cgth::~de;::. ~ppropriately . Ultimate In. -a_n t-_ry ·-- __ ra: -te ii· h t f' ·1 .I t named '.'Student Vice Day," will ~- __ · - -· O_.-- - . - _- .- - -. .- - . o._ r.:' -._-. -e_··_ -_g· -. _-_ a. -_--- --•__ p:_ .o_·-- -_ .- _- - - afeca1·1tvo1'_rte1'ebs·,ooathnsd, ewx~1'lilbitms,oarendosrpec,eias-s1 __ -_ : . The ·.White· Hquse- called a press. .. All of o~r top generais canit Wait:" -' oft he enemy, ~e bloW;etn all to hell' .. -h ,-he o'nly pro_bleril:they- __ for~.ee is that - by deton_ ating. m_ icroscopic bombs - .· -- - . . . . - - . - . follow· .th_e · _li.1rs·1-_.1w·o -d-ays_' ·ro· r'mat·- · ·. oonference. -. for- -later- .today - w en - ' ; I · -- . - · ·- · -· · h-·- -.- . · , ' - I; · .-_- ff-. -b. . h_- - -_ . President Ron_ ~l_d _Reagan ,is _ - there_ will ·not be anymore. rapid · - that the kids a~efor breakfast". we· - : ; ·1 ·_ - Reefe( madness has hit BC. The t at us coo . sta mem ers ave - -.. w'1·t· __ h--_ -__ a ·,_e-_w_·: 'minn_r-_ -_change'_--s'. ·_Dru_· g· 't'r-oop 'de.ploym·. eni. -_An_d of_ cou_rse_. do_· SUS"""_-_t t_hat the infant -_mortality . . -- -. ·- - - . . - · · - - · h d 11 · f y· · · - · " Y •_· . scheduled. to unveil his,- pians to .. ~ hottest news thi~ side of Columbia is. · _ a to use ga ons O - !Sine JUS( to_·- paraphiri-iaHai a!{d -~Mkhelob~vs_. there will have to. be .a pack of .rate will be high." . . . . . _--· . - < < · the announcement this week by-the -- re'mafo: ·incommunicado about our · Coors taste tests are scheduied to be . draft young men born in 1978· . . . mothers who'll have to go along to -- - A \Vlute House' official quoted - . : ~. j BC_ admin_· istration t_ ha_ ( mariJ'uana_ : · habiL Like·wow,i it just blo~s me · · · -. - - - - •-- - - - · -· - - -• < -· -- · - · -. -·. . - - · -. - . - . . - . - -- \ _- - · · - - - - _exhibited at_ of the_- ·. _booth__ s'. -·: Rea~an, . accotding source$, wipe noses or to break up mud ball. the President, saying he ; - has bee·_ n... legalized: on. campus; . - aw_a_y- -when we_ have to go to· such l~O . - - . . io - . - - . -. -. - . . . . . " - - - as' . 'll_be__regrets . - • · - - - "Scenes from a College Dorm Pat- · said that_ three year· olds would be lights every five minutes or so. . . not haying any sons who, . going Ahhough fi_m_ al ne_g-otia_ t_ions_h_ ave. n_'t __· . great. lengths just- to catch a goc;,d . ty,--'-'. ·a· sh_o_r_ t',-1·1gh-t 'h-ea·_ r- ted. play· ·w··,11 -· - - - -- ._ - -. - - to __ El Salv·a·d· or-, b. u·t he·~-d .Nan· cy I • - - - - · · · - · . - more _destructiye in a war 1n El gone .through, "mary jan_eft o:ught - . buzz." · -· - . -be piesent~d. by the Theatre· Arts Salvador than 18 or 19 ye·ar old men• -- -Anothe~- source said, "Our plari .• -would work on the problem. ''The - to be enr911ing sometime faterin the_· : Legaiiiaticin is~'! the ~rily change. -- students_ at: sched~Jed tirffes du ting - · would be. Said the source, \'Have ·: fClr the little tot.s is quite s9~nd: We . ,President, '".said the source, "woi.lld ·.' . - . , week. •- , - - to occur: The agricultural : depart~ _- - the dayi biscretior{wiU l>e advised 'you ever watched three-year~olds in _ · let the in into the enemy cairip like to have a new son to send to.El · --President .J · ~·Weedie" Collins; ment on campus has opened a new 6n .-the pr'esent:ilion: because of the . acttonl I. used to work in .a depa~t, - and 'straight into _the arms ·of the. . --Salvador to be a part of the riew in- _who is spearheading lhemotion;has· . horti~ulture dass,. (RUBUD 2) to - torrid subject matter.. _. _ _- __ - -merit store; -.and·-when I'd see a - enemy. They (the. three- year olds) · ·. fantry."The_exple>d_i11g three-year-. revealed that several or the faculty - -begin -- immedia'tely' which -- will '. -_- . -Student Vice Dati~ only_ open t? mother with her three year-old~SO!) - . -will be so cute the ctnemy won't• be old concept was devised by the same-. have been stoned nearly all year and · demonstrate th_e proper techniques -persons over 18 y~ars of age,· and ·_·come in I'd hide in fear;" - . -- -. able to resist' them,,· so .the . person who innovated the "E~plode

that "it's really been a mega-dra~. -- in cultivation used in Big Sur I • - -ID~ will be checked before entering _- The Pentagon·· is very much in - Salvadorians will pick'em up. As . on Impact Pinto,'' which was a ,,_.>' Taiwan;·· and Col_umbia: "It's cµt .·· .. _the campus. - --favoi: of the_ idea._ Said the source: soon as the. kids are aH _in the arms_ -feature vehicle of the _'70's. - down 'on an the outrageous costs, . ~. DO \'OU KNOW THIS MAN7 . . . . . - ...... • man; i mean growing our own stuff California triangle • will be ultra 11reat," ColHnsadded.· · _ . ··_;, ·~ . __· ___ .-'ti~I~~npi~i:i.~~~r~i~~r~~~j~~~---_.·_· St_-a,·_ te S_·: ·t_e_.· '.: r. esi.de_.--n_. __ ._t__ ._s,- ____.·_~_. S-_: le_. e_,_•.n_· f: ; - ·s/in_ w.. h ,_·_ . : of.a!)the Bermuda gr~s~ on the cain~ ,Y - _ '¥_ ''pus-intoacres'"or:uie gang~: Jhi~ ...... ' : - .. < : - > . ·: .. ' ·.· ' --.. ·.. _.. ' -.·-. ·• _-· - ---- . way; th.ere wilLbe plenty_ .oftoom . By· -_S_H. AK. E 'N·.·.-·s· A·K-- E-- . .-_ --. vice.,... The - lJ.S. ·Post Office-- has '. said; "Now it's -tim~- for ·a11 ·good h. · . If · you ~ant · · C__ alifornia - · to secede fot. -experim¢ntinf- · with. - ~TOSS·· _ . _.'·S· ta· ff C_h·,.c-ke· rr· _-._ · repo_-r_ted .thafthe rat_e_· for_ lir_st_cc_l_ass · _ m__e_n_•.·to_-. Come_-_-__ to_.. '. t.tt.C ai_'d __ of_t ear,. __ : trom_. tne_ ·un_fon,-give Mike Curb a • breeding techniques,:Jhe only prob-_ ··· • H'eie's j.6pihg you"slept well lait : _mail iwill increase immediately to· - . state." _When presse4 ·.I?· make a· _ . call at SSS-2001. -. ' . -lem wHh 'this· plan is -t~a.t exlracur- . . night\ As you :may not kn.ow,·-. the •. $4,00 for the -first pound; with· in· mor_e - original statement, _Curb·-- _- -··s· - ,i _t- n- . _-t. _.-~ ,,_-~· .~ __ -ricular harvesters might get the idea catastrophic earthquake we have an c~eases possit:i1e 1herea.fter, unti1_ 1~e repti~d; '·'fqur score and seven years - -_ OVle _-_ ee - . \ th I •th II th• -- ·1 ·1• T . ~ . . -been •-w-ailing·. for.'• has'·n_-~p-p. eiie_d-,-:· - effect of. ihe separation wilt° have - ago .., .::'. > i '. '\ That was when I - . - . •t... h... _; -. -- . d. - '-,:~;- •._-_;__ '.\_{.;_,_ =,- • : . /·--,· -. .aJJa, __ WI a IS po ; I Sa reec or- . . . - d- .. d' - h. . -1· --f - .. - -t -·. •d· 0-ff- my tape· recorder - - - - ~. ~,, /· . Californiaisnowoniy75milesfrom - cease to1stort t e cos O:pro-·· urne . _- _ ··-- ._- sm·_ 1 _ _·e· ·r· ·een· _ _ _ e - _ -·:__ -._ :_·\.~__.•. _,i_l __ '"\'..,'._)_;_.:_,._... _:,,, \_._,,~;:,_~-~-:<,~;_\_~_·_._'_: ·_.. >,- - - .--.-W..._eN• __ or_e____ w.beeay~1mn ___ gan_-u/p' _sS~~r·.···1t-:yctooH. __itn_ hs_ e; Ha\Y~ii,. and i_s an island.to itself. - ~iding s.ervice .. _--_ ··11 b: hea -r io· .•. : .: Cu~b.already has -~a!ried eni;iugh -. ft was reported-'that the tiny na~ ·' . ! ' - - .,·, ...... u Th~ Jagg~d break; fro~ Oreg~n,to. . . ~t this rat~, I~ WI .--' e \. ~- Ori .· mo~entum from chairing SNIT;t? - Hon of Sri Lanka (formerly Ceylon) - ' .: ' . '-',.' \t;_:_:__ -_•·_"_l'_i-_/_-:\_,: _\'~·._..._·:_,_ '_·_)~ '. __ . max. Aft. our. security gu,trd~ will Anzona n:ie.e;ts _the _m1cro~cop1ca,l!y ; vi~it A~nt Mm~e tit !~\i ri:~ be -_ possibly ev.eri bea! Mary Shell for has exploded a neutron bomb on the -; . ·.'. ?-t,· ';Ii. - . " now carry 1357.Magn'uins"ahd shoot' . exa~I }n,tfe;shce thrnugh BaJa . the ~nght~rst e, It_ }~1 . _·_ - he . mayor of Baker,slield. - . . . . far side "ofthe moon, in the crater . ·: :_: ·-)\• \'.\..· - · - -•· · · - · -h - A d- _Calif_or_nia_ _to c,onve_ rt__ w_ hat _wa_ s the_ • ___ possible -for any resi~ent - qf · t - · . __ Govern_ or Bro_ w_ n could not_ be im- Maeterlinck. Various-_ sources. say_ 0 1 ·You'n -_ probably -read _about -bJm -- :rh.s:l~~~tc~r.;: ~;:/~!11:~g t~e state of'Califorhia into an isosceles Golden Stat~ to go list!lng at a mo- mediately reached- •for comrnerit -that the -eitplosion ·registered on many -times In lhe RIP. However•· -.• herb -like alfthe· CETA p~ople and- ._ tri~ngle with. an angle at :the vertex _ me~t 's _notice_;and. salt-water -·The Rip, however, did reach Lind~ equipment in plate on the surface of

-eachh t timehi -In the- Iput It sev~ralb e monlbs. been -· 01 h-- ers-·' .w h o•11· b·__e cut·d-.. ue to R. eagan - · •s . - of · ap.proximately 108 degrees. - fi~hmg at that! . . - . -_ .·: _- - Ronstadt,-.- the _current - reign_ ing_ · J_ upiter_, while ·others claim_· that _a 1 a_-. sedehpl:l 5 av let. re cuts _cart stay and get stoned With us. -Cltmatological experts have nofyet .. Now \hat thestateof Califcir.nia_is · ·First Girlfriend -who said, "Well· - ··- secret Soviet force of floating obser-

document · -Y 0 .} pffaper,.a P · _;. We're just gon!la party our· brains-, issuecia report as to th~ probable ef- . - over 200 injl_es from ·1,he_"mainl3fd ~f . y~u know: I !D~n, wow man, reai vaOon vehicles was wiped _out by the hu not been U:,ao. owner, a t_r · -· ·1 d' !" -- · · fee ts on "California's''-climate, but th_e Unjted States, a.new voice. 15 . _ mellow." Needless to say, we had surprise event. Observers speculate· COnslant houndln& by this renow!Md . _out. unit we IC - - . speculate that"in the futu.re-we will quickly appearing on the political : no fi}rther q~eStiQOS. . . _ that a confrontation between the - admlnlstralot, the RIP "11torlal - Th{boolc store is ln t~e process of . have a much longe·r rainy season;. : scene: Sec~de Now, It's Time has An inter~ting note is all those -- small-but-mighty empire and the - - I . board &0 t logether. add dtddtd to stocking all types of paraphernalia - -- Ali authorities ·agree that the already gathered enough signatures lucky people who own land on what - Soviet Union may be upcoming. .· ' let all of his. fans know (finally) for the recreational smoker, which long-continued project of spiitting on petitions t(? (orce the current . _is now !he east coast. One lucky , There is a huge irony in the thought whal he looks llke : ; • but lbere's . wili also ~ak°e in more i_noney fort he _ California int6 Norih anti South Brown administration to call for a owner said" Atlantic City"ain't gon- that, instead of a direct hit, the · one little problem; no one around . school·. A1lnoh-smokers of the weed .. _divisions may now be · quietly ·special elecHon _on the subject of . na have nutin' 'on this place lifter 1 - destruction ofJhe Soviet space fl~t lhe 11ewsroom can· remtmber ~Is will be asked to. withdraw from all shelved. The major effecton us will seceding from the rest of the U.S. git thru with it." Who ~ blame may be instead in the nature of a um.t. · classes immediately if not sooner. be an increase in the cost o°f mail ser- · ·Mike.Curb, Chairman of SNIT, - him. .- ·cosmic accident. Records Office gutted , ASB reveals new image

Fire no cause· for alarm - .. - ' By SWELTER STORMFRONT git inta Harvard, Yale or none o' them. other high- · fallutin' schools." Huckleberry's goal is to become the .. ,. - Editor-in-Grief . , Tons' of accumulated paperwork was destroyed leader of his own nation. . -Thursday when the BC Office of Admissions and Another· person angered about the blaze is current Records was gutted by a two-and-one-half alarm fire. sophomore Helga Von Toothrie, an exchange student Lost in the blaz.e' were student re-c;ords dating back to from West Germany. "Back een Chermany," said the 1963, as well as all information on those currently auto mechanics major, "all der records are put on ' . . enrolled. The cause of the fire~ believed to haYe been a microfeelm oont scaled in a lire-proof fault (vault) im­ ~rt circuit in an el~tric stapler, ac-eording to fireman mediately. Dees disaster would never have· happened Biff Roam. · back home!" ''Anon u dctin11el'.) rulo:i ou1." said Rogen. who ad· According 10 BC administrator Mark "~t Set" Goe, • ded. "~ides. ~ ..-a.sn '! anY""l\erc oear the scene." The it was the intention of the college to eventu.llly. fire started at appro-..1m.ate!y 2 p.m ... hilc all the microfilm all the r~ords that ha,e b«n de,troycd. WOfkcn in tbe off~ were ouwdc wati:hang ~c HowC'·C'f. shruued G

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' RF"IF.C.ADE RIP WEDNF.SDAY, APRIL I, 19'1 PAGEJ PAGEl WEDNESDAY. APRIL I, 1981 RENEGADE RIP a ,.,._,,, ., •• F:JA¥ - .....-...... • 4 .... p -b n On 4 •• ne R,nqotU Rip,..,, llu recet1dy reviewed 111 edllorW,-llcJ • .ui. New clubs for BC comidenble lffl-,clll•&, wt limn -lied Ille foUowl .. edltorW llallee. :Securi.ty .. system in bookstore We "111 AOt prtal anythl•1 lllal II offeruln, anlnle, or IIOI alldentudal,le by lbe typical teml-lllenle peno•. We rtllerale our 1oal of provllllq fac- masochists, idiots, · 1ual and h1formallve llt'll'I, Bal la any cae, we wlU prne•C clta•, 110- found to cause cancer 110111e•1e material wllb no . t1a1e of reallty. wllfre. lbll could be mlsundenlood, or comes lnlo conn kt wllb our· 1n1enl of proJttllna a ~ltablt lmaae. You could 91y we've atlalntd our moral inalorit~. By HAROLD X. HAM.N ER devilishly, "they're selling li~e hotcakes." thieves, hostages · /. . ln-Vesl Agativc R~p-Orter ..• r, Dear Editot: Dear Editor, · . . ~ . Scientists, as you know, have discovered a number of KCCD Chancellor· ·Jimmy: ''axe· You111, The. Charles .Manson Ap'Precialion . R · ti I t t th H alth ..... ·~w" Br.JOHN MOATS '' In regard to the recent cont rover- ecen Y, wen o · e ~ canccr~atising agents in recent years, such as cigarettes, however, secs a definite advantage in the hawdous American Society-The thrust of this club is . sy, I, would like to say thal I agree Center here on campus tioplng to saccharine, coffee, water, asbestos and even our system. '.'This can be an invaluable tool in regulating the ,-· .. · . Student clubs play an important ort starting your own cult or family- fully. hough, on the oth.er hand, receive f'!!Cdica 0I attention for my !.'-:' . A.It breathine •ir. student population," claims Young. "And," he gigala, f~ ... : ·. role on a college campus. 'BC offers planning. if all the facts were known, perhaps chronic ear ache. "Now we don't have lo hire cheap labor to go out _and ,-\·. · a wide variety of clubs for students. Recently, our own Bakersficid College has grabbed a y.: The Petty Theft Cl.ub-thls club it would be necessary for a prudent . To my surprise, the Health Center chase down those pesty rodents·. , . that costs a lot of The lists of new clubs available shall is for th~· fun.loving, · non·scrious . pcrson-.but then,. who's to say who was closed. . · few-ticadllnes . ; .. lhe bookstore 10 be exact. And the ('/.(_ .; nctuae a v1.s1l to the bC bookstore · , , , . . . . - money, you know." •,. increase grcatiy next semester. Ones . l · subject of cancer is the common denominator here. " is prudent and who isn't?. It's a free If we, as students, are required to. that will be open for membership on pctoher 6' · · country, after all-and who isn't? .I pay a S4 fiealth fee upon enrolling . All Sl~deills who've ·patronized the BC bookstore are : "Wait just· a ininute -now Jimmy," lnter~upts an .next fall induct(;. The Idiots' Club-In' ordc0r. to can belly ·up to the bar wfth the best · at· BC, then why can.'t 1he Health .familiar · with the' electronic security system (or outraged Coughman .. "As far as I can sec," says the . join this exclusive club, .a student of them, though there's some ·as Center be required to ·remain open ·c~ugh/1/i.s redhandliu.s) stationed ·directly inside. the . blind instructor, "the. only advantage is this all. new seven°in-one moneysaving funeral they're holding at must have an·!.O lower than hLs age snv, A fella can't be off on the right when we need it. · ·· bookstore's exit. Well this system, too, causes cancer. Green Lawri C~jll~ery.", and mUst t>e euioHed m afleast ,,.,u foot wnb the 1k11y 11' ne drinks ,. It wasn't as if I went to the Center · And seven recent deaths within a five~foot vicinity of ...... - : . \ . - i· ..... P.E:·cJasses. booze (he or she, I mean to say, of. at an odd li(lle, in fact I suffered . _the system are solid 1'noi.111.h evidence . · BC sciencijnsfructor. Pat Lee,_ .however, has allegtdly The lnhu11iane·societyc....the focus cou.rse; can't. have .the little _ladies· · with my ear a~he for two hour.son come up \Ylth a ·temporary. answer to the deadly ''People d<>n't realize," said BC cancerologist Smokey ' of this club is on deinonstrating mad at us, can we?), but as I was Sunday before I went to the. Center system-that being a foolproof asbestos.armored vC9t .' . -.. Coughm(l.n, "that every ·time student.s ,walk through cruelty to irniinals; .· Planned ac; saying, after all, . I'm pretty for. help. . ' which can be purchased in ihe bookstore' itself for a a · those ·kilruaies..th~y.'re..one,step closer-to.kicking the tivities include kilten whiPJ'!'!8 and cJ!greeable ·sort oLa~guy, buL i. . ·~-~- ..-,l,i!Jcerely,· __ generous $74. . ·. ~ ·~- ·..-' .-...... ·.. ;(,____ - bucket,". · · · -:--'puppi•water tprture. wouldn't put up with no such Naniewith held . "It's a bargain at any price," says Lee, who produ~ The Masochists' Club-This club . foolishness; such as that 'fella was ~ • • :_ --• • •, . Coughman, bom irnde~ the sign of Cancer himself, · each of ihe 400 vests at a· cost of 79 cents apiece,

·)·.. is roe all students who enjoy pain talking about. Nosirree. · · says certain waves of Liih,oplasticine Trioladac emitted· ·. ~'thev•re life savers.''· ;, . and misery.· All · meetings are . Yours truly, Dear Editor of.the Rip: from· the system act like "an invijible. chainsaw ripping . scheduled to be held. in Oildale; . Luke Warm It. has cotne to my attention that apart one's lungs while walking past:.. . . A• life sa~er? ·. Certainly not in·. the' .case of Hugh • The Hostage Club-Club presi- · - , - c - - - ~ ·-'- - • · unused· copies o(the Renegade Rip Mungus Noggin, a BC student (see photo) and living •,. The resuhs can also b~ s~~n by an'i~creasing number · dent Sadi Ooshedi 'stresses, ''We ;;;a-;;;;;;.;;;;-= . • "" - . have in. the past b~n allowed Jo victim· o(tlie• faulty. . electric lsecurity . system: of deceased 'rodents ahd insects also within the vicinity, need 52 members. No more. No . I woulllike to ·express.my exciie· clutter the campu$ ani:I obstruct _who often nest behindthe sociology book section. · Noggin, 23, claimed he had pur~hased and used a vest less. t, ment over the prograrri provided at · traffic. The following is my sug~ · upon leaving the building when he fell fo the ground, .,the Downtown. center for people . gested remedy for ·this cond.i(ion. Commu,Lazer, .the· infamous ·commu.nist industry · laser sfricken, but crawled through the system in·agony . '.; The Procrastination. Club .. ::·:··:· likt:',me.: This is the Group· Ex· Afier consuhing with the printer who came to' fame after producing a series. of. fauliy "Well/'·saidNoggin;••you know the saying, ihe bigger Because of complications, 'it ~ppcars' perience for the . Divorced and of the Rip, r have found. that . at. laser gu~s. tampo~s and nuclear plants, (does Rely ~r the head.the harder they fall." Three Mile Island ring a bell?) produced the electromc . that this club won't start' liillU the Divorcing Pers\m~iruly a greaJ slight extra expense, the newspaper i .. d spring o°r'Jall semester of 1982. •:'··. . program. And really valuable for could be printed with special non; .. . ' ...... securiiy sysiem in an attempt lo make a financial come· . Noggin, stiU attending classes. desp,iie his obvious ab; I i Hugh i\l~niiu~ NiJggin, a°?J-year,old l!C stullenl, is a ·· ... k The Apathy Club--'-Bob.Oirouic, . the community. . .· ...· . roxic ink, that would allowed un- ' . . . . · bac .. · normality, 'claims ·,o .be .on the receiving end of ' '' c.,,...,. . livlng ·exampfo· of what_ lhe BC bookstore's cancer, .· · · ·· · · · . numerou~ outlandish puns by small.minded students on . )_ . club president, explains why this · Ofc~urse, !wasn't even consider- .neaec.i copies to come into use 11s causiiig electric stcurlty system can do to ones health if "Accidents do.happen," said Luvtoo Hait um, presi-. ·· · This ,homely gentletbing, who. cllOlri lo .. ,.1. . ' campus; "One football player approached me today," . club. haf been re-activated for the ing divorce befor~~ o~t r\ow I reaJ!y toilet 'paper .. This, iii tu~ri. would stricken.· Noggin admits to having been a big target dent of the Soviet-based firm, "bu.I l refuse to take . anonymous, was zapptd In the htad I• an allelllpl to · said Noggin, "and he asked me to try on his helmet.'' fourth time; "No one ever attends· liave no choice. You see; these help to alleviate the chronic short'. · B.c ·1: . · · · · recently-of siudent ridicule between classes and. on the the;e in~enif115 mar:hines off the rnarket," sai_d Hait um stroll through the lethal gates of the BC boolialore. . . our meeiings ; '· .• We can't gel the . group ~xperiences .•. well,Idon•r age of that commodity which is now . ·. ·. ·.. ·.. -C ea ns. up -school bus since his near falallty. · ·· &sides a massive loss of hair, comple!don and ean, tills student body interested in nolbeing exactly know how to describe it. But : being experienced on campus. · ·: · ·. · . . l . . thfng claims lo have lost li's r.enltab. • New ASB Look. Arter weeks of interested.'' surely it isn't necessary to explain all · These suggestions are to be con- MUD SKIING Is the Jalesl Jad to sweep the BC campus. This bizarre sport · . rtsearch, ·1he "new". ASB . has : The •. A lilerican Vigilan le this. to a man of the world such as sidered in the spirii in which they arc Is played by one or more darlng.stu!le!)IS who lasso passing lrucks and then . .. choffn Mr. Spud as .the. model of the · Sodety..:.Prospective members. are you. - . . . offe'red: as a part of our continuing hang on ror dear Ille (or at ll!list cle'a'li clothes)11S the unsuspedlng motorlsu ·· Reagan .Wants You! ~ ,~:' futilrt. uwe lhlnk II will show the reminded ·that it is B.Y.O. B. (Bring . · Anyway, fry it, you'll like us. But effori to solve two .birds with one pu!Jlhem lhrough a pre'.prepared, :200-yard-long m11dhole; It 19 advlffd that students lhat we h·ave a warm and /-·~ Your Owri Bat), Planned activities don.'t let your old lady find out. stone, and liYopposing, end them. . thoff who plan lo partldp~te In this acllvlly wear old shoes or no shoe!! al ._:~ lluman side also,'' quipped Ima · include a visit to the BC bookstore. · · Very Sincerely . . . . . Sincefely, · all. Patience ls also a must. (Photo: Sal "Poor" Tlllo) " ~·•. _;, · Plastold. · · · on October 6. · · · · Aprli I .{)ve·ct · . John Collins · . . ,,:: ....-..u nr.-,n ..,... '(" .Most. Scenic. City . .·. ·-·~- .. ----.·------:--;: ~~~~~~~~~-·~~--- .· .. -~--- . By iAY: L. BYRD . think. of. -.~l!Y'.__ ~in..g·. Bak~rsfi~.ld_·. h~s__ · ·. ·.·.· ~-- : • ·:: , :.;.·.' .. :, Slaff,C'onvic,> ·.. •, needed more...... ~ . •.· Baltersfi~Jd b'as been-deilgiiate. use :QIJ.a~k ~ :·. Carclen le~veS: 110. heirs, but hi; . In th/rec.:itily attempted coup of .· Walter . (Wally) Storm9nt, "the . Baker~field College has lost one by 1~¢ FHA !fei:leiarJlype Aci, . Point: Beautif!c~tiori. Plan. Poi?l • ··• ~ .... Stiff Writer C .. ·- cures.:.Seveiai times he trie(j. skin · friends , asked·.· that· instead .. of . _the A.$.B; .by .Willy. - re~owned newspaper. man. has. ·· of its inore or less ·res~te!i ad, .. ininistratlon) announces· Mary. K.. One .was the renovated. Cretin. · ~-­ James (Jim) Carden ·is_ deaif. transplants Fromhis hairy chin, oniy. flo~ers; donaiions be sent to his ··. and his rebeLforces,. Kelli(Smiles) passed away. Storniont died' of a miriisirators. Dean of Students Dr. • . Shell; mayor ofBake;sl1eid. Word: ... Manorwiih Point Two. th~ leveling .· . ~ Carden died last Saturday at the to have them fail because he•always .favorite charities: "Hope for the Johnson losfherlife ·defending her . self·inflicted 'pun. He • was the Richard Wright was shot and killed of the honor was received last week · of downtown Bakersfield and cover' ..•.. ~-.. · Rolfing Hills Center for the Preyen" · shaved before the operations. Hairless'' and the ''Beat ·Baldness office from the rebels: · · · editor·iil-chief of the Renegade R,ip iast night while surprising a. bufglar .· but. was macieO.public today at. a mg the area wllh color-cooidinat.:d ~ ; . lion of Baldness, where he had been Once when a friend·· ,old Carden Foundaiion." . ror•thelast year. .. . at his' office _in the Administration . .. luncheon reception ht>sled by local ·.· parking loti, The· tinal poinf of the.· ~ going for several years,:hoping that thai riding a bike while eating ice' "C~rden will be. best remembered · Johnson will be missed bf her · · ·. · · · . Building. . . ·. poiiticiani for Mayor Shella! Bob's plan was dismantling 50 percent of . •·.··i~~ ..· he could find a cure for his in- creain in i IO degree weaiher would by those who kriew. him. as a man.. dentist and her grocer, from whom . Stormont ,quickly became known. .· According to polke reports; 1 Big Boy. . • the oil; riggings ·in '.that area and ~ . curable and sometimes fatal case of promote hair. growth; Carden could · ·· who never let his hair get n his eyes .· she bought tube sf Crest two times for his interviews withfainous Wrigh('carne tci BC a.i 10 p.m: last 1 a peO· · · · • · · · · allowing 1the remainder. to operate · ~ "Rccedingus Hairlinus.'" be · found most any summer· day and blind h.im to· the facts of what· a week. Johnson was voted Miss · pie. Some of Jiis rriost memorable · night hoping io cati;ti up v;ith some · •• r'he receptionfoliowed a· ,our'b/ . on alternate Thursdays in months of . .. Carden was best known (though .riding his bike while munching away. · needed to be done," said longtime Tooth by her peers in 1979 and.won interViews . were · with . Fred .Flip; .. paper worli, _and refill his whiskey the group· of the ex_tertsively · · · I 'f h · · · · t d to 2 ·renovattd Cretin Marior,' formerly . ' 29 days .on y. i t ~y we_re paui e . · ~ · not widely) for some of his on one, of his: favorite 31 flavors. . friend Harry Cutt. . · the international Miss Tooth con- manager of the city dump;· C,R.· nask. tij,on· . entering iiis ·office, ...... blend with their surroundings. ~ •------•------•------~--~•th~inthe~~~~~-~rMleio~rofth~~~~t ~~,~~~nab~~·-~ .·.. · the LJL Apariments, owned by I'hil F'oll~wing the·. reception; Shell ~ Theater and Dr. Rick Wrong, ingfhrough hisl11e cabinets; ''!tap. T. Rich. "Cretin-Manor is a·reaJ .. ·was·. asked to comment about ~ ' . the Las Vegas Hilton while it was . known Mafia hit inan. . pears he (Wright) didn't have a .. asset to Bakersfield," commented remaiks by ir~te busin_essmenand . . ~ i A.RE YOU DESPERATE, ENOUGH TO TA11:E A JOB THAT .· ... ' Renedopes· '.'How much do burning this)ear. The A:s:e. plans Stormont, who became possessed ·chance. As soon as he stepped in the . Mayor Shell cutting the ceremonial . oil. company executives. claiming ~ 1 MAKES YOU WORK 82 HOURS A WEEK, WITH JUST ENOUGH .. -'-_._.. .c.to have her smile inducted into the, with his terrible puns and jokes, ·. door, Ernest P. Martin fired 'foµr I o.pening . ribbon an_d. · accidentally that Bakersfield is nm'I a scenic city · ~ -·.' -- Smile Hall of Fame alongside Jim: could. not·. slop,. and was soon .a,.· shots from his .38 caliber revolver, severing ihe hand cif the jani'tor who with an economy fast approaching ~ PAY .TO KEEP YOU ON THE FEDERAL FOOD ST,AMPUSI', . you know?'' my Carter's and the shark from pathetic punaholic. · Like.· mos'i'' striking him in ihe chest and ab- . --~ . was. removing. the· ri.bbon's en.d . ruin·, "There are always naysayers . ARE YOIJ WILLING TO TRAVEL TO EXOTIC LANDS, MEET INTE~TING PEOPLE AND KILL THEM. IF THIS SOUNDS Jaws' smiles. · punaholics, he slowly slid into the domen;" said Police Chief R:o. - . · pieces. . 10 any innovative plan_. Bakersfield ·. · · . . . · · · · • . . . gutter until he ended up 'in the Price. Martin has been booke,finto . LIKE A JOB THAT YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE, THEN GfVE V$ A . <. . Johnso/I was responsible for such KBCC new~room, which is as low as.·· lt.t I don'I have time _ the =t impressive statistics for ·a reference· to the toughest conference llkflt .... that l'-c ever runnmgb1ck that has ever played .. provided ne wsroom ·' I don't know. to lell ,-ou rilhl ao" be«usr in junior college competition-The b!IS). ",o, IH>r Som.echanges ·for punks· high ool foo Staff Writer am&SS<, l1brt0 m th( fa.i.h,on th.a< i< = did The on­ ··Dr ."lor1 can have «>m=~al cords out ,n t!urty read ti'><, lIICI are mllnlC!d to thor p,<>pn ,.,-··c...... -·,... ltON,UD UAGA!"I mapzina art rttllffled to their po ope pi1C1 A frw ltft .. l'1pC Clf G.fftt (Laf'1 ~ I$ ). J. !lie A IN $ ) .lllw the UJICIIVial* Jot, of .--ti111 plaoe af\cr they haw bees! read. all't , ._ ... r • ._..... -,J tt I wO 1711-I W< WIG t , ..... Ibo l*IY book to Truck o.l\ff -"' ' c.r-. who waned fOf 1bt LO.B. brfo.t drfectina, ...... ,...;c code will be placed Oil beet °' .. ··­ I a a _.._,...__1 ... 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. " PAGE~ WEDNESDAY, APRIL J, 1981 RENEGADE RIP , . .., ..1~ ' ", < ' ' SWALLOWING TELEPHONES? Three BC students. . BoI A. .award . inalists BC Budget Notes Johnson; Wist, Scovill tq compete in San Francisco - . . .. ANON E. MUS By DELMA SARMICANIC naiiyc whose many l\obbies include vale industry. Scovill is "nervous\. t>ecause she says more BC graduates STAFF IDIOT Staff Wtiler 'sewi~g., swimming, and volleyball. but hopeful" about being a finalist.·; pass fhe Slate Nursing Boards than Dr. Wesley Sa'nderson, BC psychologist, whQse services are no She plans to attend Brigham Young He says the BC faculty has been: do !hose who graduate from CSB. longer affordable by the district, has reached 'a compromise with ad­ Three BC students will compete in University where she wlll major In tremendously supportive, especialiy ! Wist plans to work in the field of ministration negotiators. The parties have agreed In principle to a plan the·. Final Sdecllon Event of· the Special .Education and work toward Mary Liou Garfield, Financial Aid f Critical Care in the Bakersfield whereby all disturbed persons referred 10 Sanderson's ofjice ror help Bank of America Communlty Col- her eventual goal of teaching de'\f · ··Counselor, ·and· Norm Fricker, o( Area. "l feel really good (about the . wlll be.counseled in the proper lechnioues of addressing lellers 10 Dear lege Award~ Friday, April 24, in San. children. Commenting on the San !he · Communieatio.ns Department.·· conipetifion)~it will' be fun," ; Jo~, the Renegade Rip's lovelorn counselor. It is hoped thaf many Franc_iseo. They are: Kelli Johnson Francisco competition Johnson ."Mr. Fricker's·coaching helped us: .,i" remarks Wist. "How well you ex­ students' anxieties will be resolved by ,uch assistance: Administration (Social Sci~nce/Humanitles): says, "I'm excited and. scared. ·[I to be betler prepared for the discus·, press yoilrselr will be important in spokesmen stressed that this Is Jusi one more of the many services the{ Leonard "Tom" Scovill (Business): · will be very hard, with tough com- sion question because we knew a fit.; this," she concludes. · intend to provide in the decades ahead. . . · and Julie W.ist (Technlcal/Voca- petition." tie o_f what to expect before we8ot . . - . . ' Garfield slates each ·or the final­ lional). . Leonard "Tom" Scovill, born in there,'' comments Scovill. ' ists has earned a $500 award in the In ()thcr budgfo# news, it was revealed, io~ay lhai the directors or A panel of judges composetl of Berkeley, is a Business Admlnlstra- Julie Wist,. Associate Degree' Area Event. of the. competition· departments Facing cuts may be peimiiled to stand at the registration. businessmen and civic leaderswill . tion major who enjoys backpac~ing Nu_rsing (AON) major, is also from . which is based on their Grade Point . checkout booth with tin-cup. Any proceeds collected in this way a award $2500, $1500 ·ancl $1000 to and swimming., He will transfer to Bak~rsfield. Caring ·.for her three Averages, 'participation i~ campus · might be used to'defray costs of programs chosen by the cup,carrier. fir.sl, second and third place winners . the University of ~alif.ornia, · children (aged 8, 5 and 3) as well as ·. and ~ommunity activities, and oral Immediate criticism sprang up afier the program was announced, as respectively. -. . • :. . Berkeley, in September,. continue parficipaling in .a cooperative day . · responses lo a group . discussion many feared thai the more athlelk members oflhe faculty might have Kelli Johnson, Social Science/- his studies in business management,.· care center leave her Jillie time. for question conccrhjng their areas· of · an unfair advantage over those_ less. ;;,.ell-endowed, who ·obviously Humanitie.s major, is a liaker.1fiefd and then .seek employment in pri- hpbbies. She chos·e to attend BC study. would have to make use of a smaller conr"iner. ·orficials actmit that lhe plan has a'few bugs in it, but claun 'they have high hopes of clear-. ·_·_--i'ngthem-up in_tim.efor Fall registration;- ... c- .. ·. _

Just as this issue went to press, (ve received an unconfirmed report. that•administrntion officials had hire_d the ''Baltimore Slasher" to mutilate the tires of studenl.s' cars parked within one mile of the BC · parking lots.-Some ~ritici.sm ca'ri1e froin the more moderateJeaders, . '' who felt thai a mote rational solution was simply to give Ron '' Mc Masters a submachine gun with which. to blow out their wincl­ i'- . ". sliields. This. fatter plan was reportedly tuined down· For fear· of violating the new noise ordinance. . . . . COUNTERFEITING 26 ls a new course being offered by the BC Ari . . . . . Depar1nienl, sf~rllng April 31. Teaching thl_s career-oriented class wlll be : Good news on the budg~tfront! Atleasrone deparlmen\ isnof suf- .. • Lou "DouKhboy" Cuuenclelll, shojvn here uamlnlng some or fhe work fering from b.udget culs. Claif{Larsen; !i~rarian at BC'$ Graci_ Van .. done by his students.last year, when he taught the course al Porlen,IHe Col­ Dickeybird library, boasls: ·''It's really ]lot that much worse 1han_ last ; . , ,_ .. ·{i.1.J,.~:it~~,:i_r leJ!e. T.he _first proJ«-1 for IJ1e· class, according lo Currenclelll, will be lo · year._" . -_ - _ . . . ..·. : 1'.~::"itl:;~~,f,1, .: Withdrawal deadline shortened_· make the required $10 lab'fee. (Photo: F.8.1,l. ·· · . Larsen lamenls·, however, .that all too few stuclenls take advantage ·. The days of goldnsb swailowhi& are over and lhl~ soc_f!ty Is ~ovfng on lo ·· · · · • · · · · · ·· . · · · · of the spleridfd facilities offered. The Hbrary, located !ri 'the BastHle bigger and.helter thing;; Take this elderly genfltman_for e~ample, 60 years old 1111d trying 16 consume ari ~n1ire telephone receiver while a contest or, ·.H· e·.·a· ·1·t·h·· ·· ..· c·e· n·. t.e· ·r·.· .··a·· ·1·r· .· ·ec· ·t.or.· ... Building, sports a proud collection of over 400 books, and a sizeable'. Distr:ict reinstat~s: ''F'' grade-.option-· sprinkling of rare and out-Of-print journals. fklal looks on: Unror1u11ately for 1he corites1anl, arid the.' official as well, . . ~ - . -· ...... · 1hls swallower even1ually barfed a myriad of wires: and plastic upon swallo~fng the mouthpiece, salu1111fng the Innocent ofnclal. .. · By JOHN WHITE .A.-F grading scale, credit no-credit, . regulations, students wili have only . : These. revisions will beinltiated at . ' . ·. Staff Writer incomplete and in progress evalua- . .· four . ,;,eeks in. · whi_ch to . decide jlC but· also: will be instituted .at . .J ·_ raps~. ':~buse' by .Rip ...... tions, ·-• . _...... _ . whether or not to remain in atten- Porterville· and ·cerro . Coso . Col: . ~ 1 - . . . - Students planning to atleDd. BC The roajor change here wilLbe the . dance...... · · ..· . feges soon. . · ' ,, Dr. Peggy Buckley, emballled ministration. Dr. Rick Wright, her A.re soccer games too vicious? .. . next year, get ready to bu'clile do'wn. teacher's option to give aJtud.ent an . .. Fahsbender said BC regulations · The new poiiefes will become er- . ' · tennis parlner, has. ·vouched. fol her · dirccior of 1he BC .S1udent Health New deadlines concerning Jhe F grnde. ''This dqesn'i necessarily ·.. are already "very tight;' and ''the fective'Julyl. butsince sumriler Ses-. , • . --~ Center, finally became• available to · . presence al the Thursday afternoon withdrawal · from classes' and the·. ·· mean that teachers will give more : withdrawal ~ate _will be. the most sions haven't had enough time toin~ ,, make a few comments about 1he · tennis match, and congratulates her' reinstatement of the 'F' grade are on . F's;" f:ahsbe'n·~- -~~~oc1~ __ _!101tcea_ 1e•to t ose attending next_,;. are· ''inef(icient".•because__rnany_·___ seme§ler, Ea~h campus will include . Afler the profanity subsided, our .Bla,1. held this past week in Tucson, By CHESTNUT A. Ho'RSE · punk :rockers who .were bent on local doctor: tintertainment · at they had b~eti'sel_uiionblocks; wjlh · Staff Stud. . · sticking safety<.1>ins iii' e'veiything, halftime Featured a concert by the· · th{tiies missing. . Chanceilor Ken Fahsbender; who .. fall will be the· new withdrawal · sludenl.s. take advantage: of .fax ·. the new,·guidelines_ in the 1981;82 ,· .. ';i reporter was able to 'find out that .A.r11ona.. The tanned 1 mini-,;;kirled ...... ; . . . in_'clu_dr'n" g· . m'any _S"'e' er_ b;lfs' :w··_hr'c' h ·... Plasinatics, who specialize in . . «we·. liad ... a.. 'grea_t ti.me he_ re. in.. ·. recently spoke in favor of thenelY deadHne •.. Currently,. students .. policles . pertaining to daSs' slan- · dass catalogues, A~d to make 'sure· mREE BCSTUDEN1'.S 11'1ll 1d~1nce lo ,iie Bok or ~fflCII .;;. "-· . -~ R.ecen,_t!.Y, ·, hvo... · niajor so-c__· ailed,· ~ ~ · · · · .. reg;~faliotl$,,·atf'tevislons.-0f I he.cur,..-,,·· wishing· to .wjthdraw·froqi a class. . ·.d.ards. , ~ica~ly, this rev_ision Y".ll\: · all new al)d contin~ing ~tudents an, ·• lion Event In.San f111ndsco; PlclGl'l'd fop to bottom, Keil lillllitOB (SodliJ · ·Y professional soccer teams played an · be_ ca. me .. d_enate.d hrim. ediat_el_.. Y. : • . des11uclion.· · · . · . · · Bakersfield;''. . lied Asschecks . . 1•· · · . 'As h_alflim__ roiled.ar·o·u· nd,·. ·1·1_the· · The teams re~ntered the stadit.iin . manager· P.S. Doff.. ·"We want ·to . renl policies are mandatory,'accord- ...•.may do so without penalty roughly . enco~rage. pe~ple · lo _think twice .. a~are Q~ l~e changes, mformation .. '. &lence/Humanl,lles), JuUe Wist (f~hnlcal/Vot11!1011al),:•IMI:~ ·. . . exhibition game :acBC'_s _Memorial ·e 3 · · · · · • 1 t · · · · · ·· ho_spita_ ls_· iii ·the· B. a·ke· r·s·fie.ld -a·r·e·a· · for the secon.d half-tg be greeted by·· retuni'n'ext w. ee. k. "_.· .. _. . · . . .· · · · i. ing to the newly revised Title S bill. ' .· two and one,haif months· aftei. be'.~re _enrolhng in a class;--he-~w,_I~ be·?tSlrtbuted OR the day of fall--.!.!.Tom'L~ovfll·(Busfness)aflave 0 wl)ll~fhe-ai'H competllfoii'; [awlildt tlte) -.-..· -- -'J, Stadium. IfWas a first.fofanything . . · · · · · These include ilew definitions ofthe • registration .. With the . r'evised potn(ed out. . · · reg1slra11on. · · · each receiYed $500. (Pho1o: Riek Jonts) . ·' other than football· · .or track. ·to be' co_.uld_·. no f_o· n. ge·r ·r.ece·,v·e · any. mo· re bow and. arrow fire.. This. . seemed. to · "uighly U:nl.ik. eiy'. The warmth o_f · · · p. atients account or·• the·.· game·.· be the last straw fo( the now-weary · the crowd_ can affect player's.abifi: held in the 9nce sacred siadiuin'.- But . _011 · · · ·. a i,. · · · · "We h_ad to turn .d.own ·ev·e·n ·ter-. teams. The clubs· retreated. to their · ty _10 th.epnint where kindness out after what happened to the grounds, . ·I\I it is highly onlilcely that anyihing minally m patients,'' grieved· one respcclive. busses only to find that weighs performance: · ·· Barrio warfare· conference set;. ~; I ·.Cqusteau·cqlleague -to speak. besides the two sports will ever take .· . . . · . . .· ...... J . -; •• r- "El)ergy From the Sea," ·a lecflire. ! 11 .I ·speakers, >films·: ainong· ·activiiies··•· pl;:et;::e::~~~h began with good· -. 0_·_·.· ..w· ·___ -··.·•.· t. he. ' 'Sev.e... - n '·' --·.d i_d i·t. arjd film. presentation by Bill Mac: -.5: . donald of thc:Cousieau Society, wiU. intentions, featuring the California · r-:1., J . ' i . A conference ·tilled. "Barrio,· : Ference.is _tile e11ding of vi~lence by · 12:30~ Film, '.'Los Grilos de fas Snurirs ~ and the · Los· Angeles· . . ' be given at ·s p:rii. Thursday int he · · Youth Again it Barrio Warfare'-' wilf'. .· ~itcating·liarrio youth. · · . · Madres Dolorosas'.' presenle\f by· 0 . ~ Asschecks, restiiteci in the most ·A. highiy. secretive comlilando · lack of danger,;,, didn'i realize the.·· on the flo<)r oi'the car, bui merely B'C Fine:Arls Theater; Admission is take place 9:30 a.m.4:30 p.m. '.'Education is the key," he Father Patrid: Connally, Proressor, .. ghastly and irreputable i:onse- · organization,. , the .· •• Magnificent guys meant that k.irid of bang'when i · slouched -down• io · the back ·seat, $2 for aduH;, $.I for Itudents. Saturday, at the lodo'or.Jheatre..• · · stresses, · "tp • reducing. fratricidal Loyola'Marymount University; · quenc~ ever in the history of BC. Seven" h~s in. recerityears under'. went with th'em: but I tiad fun practicing for my next dale." He . · Macdonald!s discussion will foc~s : The tOnference is free artd will in- barrio . warfare:" · . :-'1:IS,, Campus Patio,.Lunch; En· 1aken such perHous.reats as smuggl- • anyway." 'adds,•··rhis drd nBi:·stop me trc,m · ·. on the application or our knowledge· -, . elude . keynote( speakers, teatros, . .··. :The'"day's eventsincllicie: . , .~hilifiiiw,:'.Rice ,&:·Beans: "Placaso ' . • r .•• The game-was scheduled to begin · ing_drugs into Kern Medical Center; . · The group arrived al th_e enemy keeping -an .eye ·out for· ene'my pf ihe oceans to. oµr energy. pro: ... documentary films, and other "Bar-· 9:30 • Registration. · . ·Contest." Music; CII Show. at .1 p.m. B~t the uncouth faris of an airborne ass.auh Frank Sinatra's · hideo~L shortly. before I I p.m.. forces; while Whitey gunned the ·. blems: He will narrate·a fiim show­ riocultura!'' actiyifies .. It is spon- . 10:15< Mu;ic, ''LosA/acrimes" '-2:30 • Music, "Los Alacranes" both teams were so anxious to get character, and the execution of a kid Monday night. "First w,e c.ased the engine : , . It was awesome .when ing ihe lat.est cieve!opments in Ocean sored by tbe BC Chicano Cultural o(San Diego. ·... · . ·. . . '. . •. . . . lndQOr Theatre...... good scats, they stormed. the gates napping (Jhe kid was a known Com~. joint,,. said Blond,· "their we sent they yanked:the pieceouf of there!" · ,Thermal · Energy Co'nversic>n Center and the. C~icano Coalicion . I 1.:45·- "Te.afro de/ Espiritu," Cal . 3 :00 - ·Speaker: Gus Frias of early in the day, 10 the dismay :of · munist). The cannonr~cue js by far Anthony (the Boss Man) to get his Finally the· cannon. was attache<, ! (OTEC) technology. The falk will &tudianliL . . • · . . · State,.Fresno. ·. ·.. · . · · Cafiforn_ia Coalition ·,a End aarrio • promoters. · Overzealous spectators · the group's 'most intricate and hitch." Blond said J\nthony ·took to the hitch. Anthony bolted from also indude filrns and slides telling According to Ruben Fernandez, .·• 12:15 • Speaker: .Inmate fro;,'i Warfare.· soon became bored alid began dangerous projecl:to date .. ~ ~ _. ~~- IIJ~rr ia ~~_llled kleptomaniac ihe scene with Johnny close behind._ th~ story •. of.• Captain Jacques director of B'C Chicano· Cultural Tehachapi Prison-M.-A.Ch.O. 3:30_ '. Film: "Blis1<1." ·, . ·l spraying grafifti consisting of words · · · .· · and P.R. man) and .'Tendertwine "Our getaway was smooth,"· said Cousteau's . long and· fascinating · Center; the main focus .of the con' · Organization. 4:00 - "Teatro de/ Espiritu." I unprintable by .this paper. Gang· The"Seven''. received word as .to with him. Blond, _Flogg, Ale~ander . Johnny, ."once we goi past the . career,. from the early days of ex- . fights ·broke out "sporadically and · the. whereabouls of the cannon Monday (a sinister flarningo fikher cul-de-sac.". ploratioiJ and devel.opment · 10 the several S.W.A.T ie·airis were flown Monday nighL The group then from Fresn. o),· and Wheel-man · . ,,.,. . . · · d · · d d h h s · kd I ::;ays 'fender_twine, the frequently· formation or the Couste.au Society. in ffom around the na1ion to help ma e a ma as to t e toe a e Johnny (alias Reverend Whitey Quilts -movie.subject T:shiri, ,-ill go on sale for this . Now an independent producer of · Har's RC Hcne;Falre \Vednes· · control' the · unruly ciowd. By 6 area to retrieve the stolen IiC pro- Corncob) stayed behirtd 10 keep an backfiring hitch coupled with the . - . . - . - · · · t ·a· ·d M. r · d sight of the cannon caused ·many . ocean a_nd educational films, Mac­ p.m., hundreds' of rioters lay dead per_y,. ne comman o, an or e_ye o_n things. "Quilts in Women's Lives;" will their lives. Dir~ted. by .San. Fran­ da), Shirts· can, be purchased In Flagg, had this to say, "When we . . · . streetwalkers on Union 10 mistake donald spent five years with Jacques be shown Thursday at _9 a.m. in · cisco S1_ate University film making .the Campus Center for SS.95, or DOORCRASHERS al BC.Sludenl Ht11lth Cenltt show aflertUttls of in pools of b!oocl brought on by· · Cousteau as a still. photographer · violence_ And 'all learned where the cannon was, we Around 11:IS, lhe trio returned thc.'commarido convoy For a police· FASI and at 11:30 a.m, and 6 p.m. teacheJ, Pat Ferraro, Jhrough· a an)·onc · ..-orklo~ lh~ two-day · ordtil. Typkal 48'hour walls (or senlce oflen resufl In mob Ylolence. just took off. We had _no fear of• with Anthony's hitch. According to raid . ."( never have seen so many and special projects director, begin­ Humanities grant, the film is con- . ·because of one soccer'game. · in the Women's. .Center, Hit.· ncnl cnn buy a shirt In the BC she res·ented the assertions which Buckley waved her suitcase at the danger. _In rac·1, we dared danger fo · Flagg, he and Blond wen! to the women jup1p against the wall so ning with the Cousteau expedition sidered a work of art. Rookstore-at cost-per shirt. "filming sea birds near Isla lsabcla, were innocenlly printe.l. by the reporter as she left for an impromp­ · As the sun began to sef, the mood cross our path." garage door, w.hile Monday and . quick," said Blond, adding, "seeing According to art instructor and "The· array or' pallerns, · colors . The Planning· Commlllprin~ \ aca.lion. waiting for the doors of the Center empty-stomach, and detesls geHing mercenaries who auended the event. The.only female commando, Lin­ Comments lllery about his hand night of practicing in the back seal discussing the meaning of quilts in · Osterkamp. 10 open. Buckley defends her opera­ up early for that purpose. Afso _ _in atlendance· were several da Tendcrtwine, s.aid this about the in the operation, "I wasn'I actually was about. .to pay.-0ff." ' tion, s.aying: "I would like 10 make a darificalion.. The people shown. in Romantic rear guard of gay Information on whereabouts of "Honky Power" Bumper · EARN $65,000.00 per hour : your photo were already hurl prwr Classified Ads liberation. Newsletter "Where Bigfoot male once seen· on a Sticker. 20 pesos Bakenfield, STUFFING ENVELOPES! . PSE among CETA programs terminated April 24 to our 0r,,tn!ng 1he doors on Have All the Young Men Gone?" camping trip in Arvin ·root hills. CA Pr act i<: a tit y Avenue, Los By J.L. STOOPS I~ 5CfYices and char!!CG "'ith >ett1ng up many of I~ cla,~, '11,l'dn<",da) morning. They were not E,ploration Avenue, Closctdoor, Whal a MAN! P.o: Bo, l-LUV­ Angek!. CA lmnirl.lted, and a significant ~ment of ,urrenl slu· '&l OOI · 1 ed • - ding ,our1C10U.S arKl panionsk1p-prefera~ly lalt, BC "'Hh the layof; of 80) federal Comprehensi,e :ional :,a,ning and prcpara11on for p()'51ol from th< Heall~ tiloc~ ~o o,..-n o~ of :~· So ,.1J1 ar1es1 to the eff'ica.:: or our Gfades of CET A-111bsidized Sflldtw, - & I uct =mb(11h1p Lo.. dun '-II . nde;--,t:nder.i "'1AIEOL: ... AEIOL: "1EIAL:0 . 24 ment Tntbooti pro... ,ded on a io.an D-1..S11 '*1li not ~ iec..all­ ' Center are fut!~ Ju<11f11'd ,nc forn,ul.a, BRAISS OR Bu ST. aJIII foond comuuntfy °" per widl ~ '. ...,\.ltOfS .-de~ COmt SC"e !l'-t( ~.a•1'1y, palt rabo~e-,ou~1r.g . ..::ar The ue 1"1Ji11 b~ the, Kern Count) Board of Su~­ ~< He 3(,() s<:<.< Is All. Lott,, C.'- CO""KIO~ 5>,f<,5 ...,JI funhcr mut,late an lllread, malnunured BC mol"IC' the, ",pnl dQdlme. Hdm.u1n1. P~t!' ..,,...... , . ,..,,,... a CHRIST Fast, f~ly r1r,,i«. rEvro 1/ ~ (PSE) -Title 2b· Full Ii- traitlinc, such u R~ IJ 7 I OIII Ill 16.: ...... wit$ • !1Mlllllr.l't1N11t - •· .... ., iv&Jla~ for uran,r "'' Pflk:· cd\uhtt ~e-1ht •orks'. On Omqa CA coolUdiq and t~. J~ amid his staff~ CCe1.. 5-IIN It - 1 tip -' yO\J ( Clffl«e 10 our f~,p :,.,.,. "4akt ~ltlOII, '" a.,. .... , do ~ ~,ttd Ui 011, wort, .... 0 Oooald "4 . Jollmc>n. PSE coordinator. " OtlC of rune \1- -.:it'ker. 10 aJ)p ~ 8C c*e to-v(I Id, looaa coob ad biker, tn:iflllll. II • 2 ol b I . S I z I I aJ I 2 I • I "°"' lunch hollr. comt to h,c t.c:uJry .llld staff -ben for ,.bQm BC is bes .. mm, -a-...... poclw:i Oll(r...:h and be ..,,.,..., vtnae-l'm a busy, er. ah. ~- · Ca PI.JBLISH your l)01lbumoo, jOb too -11. f,,,.lvdUtt A1110- va•• rnt of ,tills, mha ill their Pl'-,ot,s or altcr­ f • ••icei era.ea. ~c ....~,,-,111111aa far 1 5 PS 7 ..... • be Ndby CET A for r1mmi b ittioa -i i•pMIIW'DUD

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PAmJ RENEGADE RIP RENEGADE RIP MONDAY, APRIL6, t,eJ PAGEJ I Auto instructor Haynes to retire t . Plans on ''playing a lot of golf''

By ROB WALTERS . were given to the architect who little golf clubs, which illusfrates Carter, and numerow other fielo:I Feature Editor · designed the building. The architect Haynes' affection for golf. After his. schools. Auto· tns1ruc1or James Earl in turn met the specific suggestions· relirement Haynes says, "I plan on Finally, on September. I, I~. ,. Haynes is retiring at the end of the of th_e duo. "Everyone who's seen playing alof of golf.O' In the· pasi;°' · .Haynes started his full lime te.-:t,ing Reagan shot . .._ ,~ ( semcsier, after 2S years of teaching the building likes ii," said Haynes. Haynes has played ln the JacfFrost career with BC. He hid tau,hl a at_Bc;. During.the past quarter cen· For· 14 o( the last 25 years, Alumni Tournamen.1. "Dr. Collins night course at the school since ~-- .. :. ; I ' ·,, . tury. Haynes has. had a hand in Haynes has Instructed an extension and I usually pair up In 1he:1ourna- 19S3, though, · several projects: he was instrumen­ course for UCLA, The class :on ihe ment," he said. Haynes claims he In the classroom, the main .rules America wound~d/':>t s tal in planning the design of the new "Techniques· of Teaching". was will continue to play in the tourney that Haynes' ·students are·requlred ...... ,-:'•)!::,'.. .. ' . . .. auto shop; he instructed a UCLA · designed to help ''.local people who as long as, he is able. · · · 10 follow _are those concerning safe-. By JOHN MOTZ from? Are they lh(t,esu}I of our sociely? I. don't believe extension .in .the "Techniques of : wanted to t~ach at BC." One class _ . Although he is :retiring, Haynes 1y. Over the years, there has only · ~di_torial Editor . . ... Ihat all or society'shouid recieve au of the blame for the ·, 1; ··, Teaching" for 14 years; he played, . left Haynes a· pfuque with the. in· been one' scriou.s accident. in ttie .• i· , . will continue to have an active ha.nd . On March 30th a strange series of events hitlhis na­ and continues to play, in the Jack scrip11on "Thanks. for lhe hard , . ·. ,, .. . .. • h p· A 1·h t'me r 11• Haynes ·attion.,. ohcerl;lin in_matter what kind of job he In the last ·25 years,. Haynes ha~ . •· , · 1 JUS a coun 1ry oy . . · . h . · · · .. · 1 · · the timing chain snapped back Into cheered whe.n they heard dial an attem·pi was made on · does. They arc .the type that criticiied h.iin as president missed only39 days of teaching due . from Kansas.H makes me feel good . tmue as t e manager as ong as the student's. face shield. ''1.f he if the kids- give me plaqu·es· · ·1 · they want me, and _as long ~s my ·. h.adn.'t put ,·t o·n, hr's· face· would h. av.. e the president's. life. Is this the ·future' thac faces· . just aShe caine inio office; before he had a chance 10 do to illness. Comments. Haynes, . ... ; · _, .·. : . · · .. · • · • ·. health will .last." · · · · · · .America? · · · . · · anything, They are the type who say ''Rcagin•s for the "St.udenls rieed their· regular. wo(k very-closely w11h my students, . · .been cutfo ribbons." . . .· ~·. . - . ' ... - . . . ,. . - I rich,,. not because they actu'ally believe. ii but because a teacher.:H's murder·o,n. a sub; I've .· and-I've developed some very fine Haynd, who was. born in At- Also; to Hfynes, altitude in the Across this riation violence has seized our cities. Not clkhe. is all they 'understand. Some' of them fear had to s~b. some and I knoiv," But friendships,"· · wood, Kansas; recall_s, his firsljoti: classroom is i1T1portant. ''They team · . ·~ even the president is safe from its grasp.The shooting of Reagan's budget cuts in welrarc because. II means they Haynes added that i.f the need arises . A bulk of. .the trophies in the of, . ."I always .did like mechanics, My that right off. the bat," smiles · Pr;sldent Reagan is'typical of what has been going o·n in · will now have to gooul and work. · and ·. the school ne~ds him . to. lice are from the ·days when Haynes first jo\) was i11 a batteiy ·,hop in ·. · Hayries as he produces an actual bat this natio_n: Criminals have been hurting 1~eir victims substitute next year that "it's possi; coa~hed • an auto team for·. the 1930, '.my lalt -iwo· years of' high .· that has written on the side. "At-. and are not even taking their money. Crfme used· to be · And they breed .the type of individuals who would at­ ble,if they need me or want me; I · • Plymouih Trouble Shoaling con' school •.. I was paid four dollars a. litudcs Adjustrnent Tool." immoraL Now it has become fmmoral and illogical. tempt . to assas,natc .the' presider\! a0 rid' commit other -, could ·be persuade~." . · . lest. Amo.~g those trop~ies ar~ihree ..· week for a 56 hour week." Haynes·. ·· · As the end of a' dazzling careci ·,, · Where do the people who commit th!se crimes come . crimes against the 'rest ci(u.s. · Haynes explained he' and Jim sec.o.. n.d pla.. ces, a.lhi.r· d,· and.a.first. in· · .was 15 .at the- -time-· · ·he work. ed- ·at d raws 1.0- an en d f or · ff. aynes; .t h e· ' McCoy drew the plans for th~ new 1969 Haynes''BC students were the . C.H · Fry Battery shop. -. talented . auto teacher . reflects on Southerri California . champions. . · Hayn~s. spent. S6 months. in. the what he'll miss the most at BC: ©~El,,ll,l>e ~?Jq~,· . ' Dear Edit_or: , To refute tliese premises, I refer · Dear Editor,· . . ' aut() shop. «We had to work in the ~·J'n · ' ''.Our boys ·stacked up pretty g6od · • Ar.my l'lhere he received,· and even· · r'niss getting up the morning an: 4) peo~le who kill in.· .blems lhalface Baker'§fi~ College. ,

Forni,ill hearing ,set·l11.€T.A...- . i· • • . - ' itppeal. . - ' • . •agail1st. • • . ' KCCO!• - ' .· • • · of _thermo tion:-~-,-··~·· ---- .-:-~ ::-~-'- _: . __ .i__ ·· that the seco.nd 1a.w c~n only apply Odctty; o-thers - are ac1~a1h;:- · -" · .. . . · .. : · . -...... ' .· ... Surerint_endent of Schools Office, a .·. Rep(esenlati~es from both oft hose .. Those faculty members who· are. . chapter that iii/districtTsnotJIMI·-...-. contrac.t, but-that .,s not the-charge:J--.concludes,·_:,.._The -GT A-will; bt. as ; formal hearing will lake _place in, groups will meet in an -effort to . appealing ..· are as • follows: . John . financial }risis and therefore was ' here...... : .·.. . . ' ! . supportjve 11$ possible for th~ seven, : ,:_ to, a SOl)1ewh_il~ l~rger _syst_e!Jl: thar ~halle~g~d byJscaping the r.isk of :b·:·~~ej{itta; ~safe JI\ mi ~rlv,;it ·. valving the Kern CQrrjmunity Col• . . deterinlne. wheiher the district h~d Alm salsoszatai-(>e.t tieo arid not. justified ;'ri ni~king \he silif~ . <'W~ feel, the dis.tfi,et. J!s;11,1is~ed .· . whali:.ver ~~!leclsion··,." . ;< ',\ .s . · the earth,.,:.includc .(11e rest of the 'the d~atliseirteil'ce/The{difrniss 11ie honre,. I I 't,read ori the. pride e VAI,,tEYc F~VE.;R ViCCINE ··._.· . BC . , gal ·...... ·. . ..· .·. . ·. Mardi' Keil(e E~stridge, ·, Ma,; not produced sufficient evidence of PROJECT ' ' kickeris the masSi>'e inpui'of ene;gy . pie.Ce Of evid~nce is !hai "OUI 'of167 tile evening star SO holy shines, fr·- . • . · , . · · - · . . · · · .· Metzger, Henry Opperman and Dr. such a crisis. . . . · · • . frorn the ,sun. To speak of the · ~ersons awaiting executipn)n.~ti\ql) __ laughCa~,!he,love ~,-~. the pride 0( . j'.' l,i ea'rt!i',. past, present, or futur~ 1n. England, . 164 had.· w~_viou,;ly; ,man, I At the s9P,hi.~;~chools, arid, . 1n.·..· .. ·e- .··· ·.· A'·.. ·.· ..· ··.r·· t'·s· .• ··-·.·.c· o... ·· ·. ·m·.··. ·.·_ - p-.. e·. 1· 1·1·.1· .. ··_·. o·.. ·_.··n· : J ....EWaerls.,teeryt .. sh. ~.snydeear. sr·o. nn.01·,c·es.of ·,ntent . . "It\ . our ·.· contention' that the . Help win lhe fight against Valley Fever by partldp1t1ii11n the .· F. . district ~HI lose mane~ as a resyJt of,,,, Valley Fever Vaccine· Project! If-yon whh· lo 11111rtldp1lf, . !J·, ..· w_i1houl n~tking the sun is s~rely t .• w11n_es1cd at least ~ne e~ecutron. :··. ! , \!Ji.e l~arne~.. c(ar,; {,fgl~?at are,they ,; . · · .... ·.. ·. ·. .. . not to re-employ were sent to those ·. this action," says Reid, who add\; telepho~!~321-'93" to set up an appointment. . · :b11 paroch1aL. · C · ··' ·. Fmally, there rs a clef)nite and . all, m ther.r)rgh:'.~if.1$,ell; / .When The BCart gall~ry"1s Sf!onso;ing a . - Feyler-Switz; an ail ieacher from eightpeople because.of the district's thai members of his. group feel the The nexttwo .star11~g d•tes are the followlni Mondays: The second ·. law o( . thermo- . - tirgentneed for reform in ou·r perial .. man in the bush' with: God may Chab'Ot College in Freemont, Ca. . ·. departmental cutbacks. Those who staff dismissals were made ;'for April 13 . . dyna'tnics i_s riot a.divioe law, but the systemi Revoking prh;ileges, hard'. inee~ · .· ···. .· · . Fine Aris,cornpeiition "atcording io . - Bert ii Brink, gallery direcior ,· ·. . · The entries are presently on .are appealing will be represented at . other reasons.'' . · · . . .. · April 27 · . · ..· · -~ ft>l.](t I IT'S 'T1roo • ; : • PiQT>l.t f1i!tiM AU. (Mi ltt.£ (OMINb 1'0 ~,\~~ . _restiU of observation. As ascientific labor or inore resirictive conditions .•.. -. ·.. R. W. Emerson All types of ar\-work by any artist display at ihe .BC .Ari Gallery arid ._ . l~e hearing by attorhey Ed Noriega Reid emphJsizes that 'tomorrow's. Your help ls vital In this lmport_ant projecl. ... · <, _ TJ,\£1,A!.~ ,wt'( ~5· 'IHiAI.J.. l,f " .• AN. \if. $\""Ml", .. law. it. must be applied lo. the in, .. ,;,e just some ofihi alternatives. Ai will remain there thru May 1.c of the Ba_kersfield law firm of hearing i's not a grievance hearing · · · · · -- · -·-=---' · elusive sysiems in terms of IVhicli it -. ~nyiate,-society must iie protected ... yotir -docto~s, and your pjoctors, . ·-, were accepted for the competition. ·- •.- .. · Qallery hours. are: 12:30-2:30 Mon­ is posiu!ated. Tlie trtith of the- se- But is "legalized murder". the . and your deans,/ Shall nolavail . The ·par\icipants are ·~ompeting for ' days, Wednesdays and· Fridays; ''· .. cond law as applied- to Ihis ·larger .. answer? _Irie' a . free, ·. democratic · YIJU. wh.en the Oayb~~m: spo'rts / .·' Best of Show. Second· and Third · . . ' Movie. . Review:~-· .. -11 :30•3:30 on. Tues-days a·hd system· Wilt in no .way affect lhe. government, ·shQuld 'fear tie the · New risen o'er awakened ·Albion . Dimension, ..and. IWO honorary. prizes at the shows conclusion, Thursdays and 6:45-8:45 'on Tues- ·. short-term ·results in our local living repressive force used io iupervi~e . No( I ... Because your mimne;· · .,-- . . . . ' day and Wednesday evenings. 'Let the Po·stman keep 'ringing space. Temporary and IC\Cal currents our.'every move? As advanced.as \Ve. sorts i Not with this age where from . AU entries w_ere judged by Helen . ' . , . can defy· .the force of t'he energy. are.in:science and technology; is it ye stand apart, /Because.the lips of . ·stream, just as eddies occur at places. not regressive 10 use such a barbaric linle children preach/ Against you,.· By ROB WALTERS to lowri for supplies,. Chambers·. · · .the High Cost of Li11in8, exhibits a. . . - Feature Editor · . along ariver bank without causing and inhumane .method or "co'rrec- you that do prcifess_io teacn, I And /' seizes his chance to take advantage drastic change'from previous roles ·. .the river to reverse its direction of tion;',' or as·· yoµ: maintain, teach us nothing,'_feeding not ·1he /.,·7 Usually· the . third time is the of Cora. Thus comes the ..controver- .. which is fresh.enough 10 keep the I" , now. . . - . . "justice?''.. Ben Franklin. once· hearL /'- . .1 charm, btii such is not the case' in sial '••rape"scene. The big hype for "Postman" audiences going ape for / It is no wonder that no orie will asserted, ,-"pity and· forbearance . .· .' Alfred Tennyson I• ., Jack Nicholson's ne;,.; nicli The. the . movie is the· kitchen scene, a while...... • - . i Postman Always. Rings·· Twice.·· .. which. is supposed, lo be so erotic . i;lebate withc .. Jhr~ :1-, BC food services direcror "Posunan" is the story of a an X, but actually closer to a hard­ there, but ifs effect_ is -lost because THOM•AN -s-- drifter named Frank. Chambers -core PG .. Hype fills· the theater, there is no draniatic soliloquy: fur­ IS-TALKING (Nicholson), wh.o, .after supposedly ·. though. thermore, his language is restricted Dear Editor, thumbing his way to L.A., stops off Eventually; Cora and Chambtrs to three ''hells-,, and a ''dam.n." .OPPOITUNITYII at a litlle hole-in-the-wall restaurant _ I am writing in· regard to your Thom McAn. leader in the field o1 foohml merchandimg offers fall in love anil plan to bump off editorial on capital · punishment (Twin Oaks Cafe). Chambers cons a ucelteot opportlllities 10! grldll1les inl!remd in the field at Papa~akis. Bui in keeping in frend · The·c1oses1 that Nicholson comes (March 16). l respect your opinion meal from the owner, - Nick . with the movie, lh,e duo fails to wipe 10 a fierce speech is when he is being . relail rn.iaoement. but il is necessary to present the op­ We've built an e'ler-expaod~ O!g«iintion o1 Ol'l!f 1200 Papadakis · (John · Colicos), and the old guy out; however, they suc­ blackmailed. His stare is hard, and ;.•.-. posing viewpoint. · stores thrCMq!OUC the Unil1d. St'1t1 ltld Puerto Ric(!. Olt plans I · when he casts· his - eyes on· ceed in a second attempt. From his lips quiver: The audience sits in Recalling history, the three most. ) i.-e to ldd 300 more stores ll'lt! the nert three yean. thb ~:. Papadakis' gorgeous wife, Cora < · there on there is. a trial, a anticipation as Nicholsgn grinds his subs1an1ial reasons for the death · Walter Slormont planned growttl ~ with ooi pruent need for tale!1bld people :,•' (Jruica ), lusl takes over, · blackmailer, and a su.rpri~ ending. teelh. H.e opens his ·mouth to let the Edltor-ln-Cllld $!)els OPPOAT~rTY- ~:-·. · . Chambers takes a job working al penally are lhai: I) it is a dcterrenl Nicholson displays his fine acting verbal allack fly, and he calls the 10 crim'inals, 2) there is no aller­ . • to 8llltr (11,1' ~ 11~ progum Ni.k's ~ice station across the ability, even though the script guy a ''Bozo." native punishment and 3) public Don Hiii Nnn Editor • lo reteM prl)ffl(J(uss ~ 111\'trl!! Oil pert~ itree-t from I he ca f e. wasn't well suited for him. Lange, ' Maybe Nichol,on was trying to· opinion is favorable towards th·e John Motz . Editorial F.dtlor • to r~ If\ nClllrrnt 1.-nngs ,no benefil l)KtiQe Finally, "'hen Papadakis goes in- who "·as la1t seen in How 10 &al , describe the movie itself. mandate. Toay I.S

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U:Nf.GA.OE llll RF.NF,C,AllERJP MOND4t, A.PIJL6, 1•1 ·~· Oil industry panel seeks top student·s ,------~~ Victim's Week . . Lila Williams goes with the grain nationwide: By PATRICIA PATTERSON repairs pipeline leaks and breaks; beneficial to the performance or this quired, as well as mechanical ap­ Staff Writer . cleans tanks, coils and boilers and pqsltion. titude, entrance eumlnatlons. ' . The recent panel of "Car«rs ln other equipmcltt. Typical duties arc: "We are looking for those who Supervisory posltlons arc available. By DELMA SARMICANIC April 20-26 the Oil Industry" held on the ·Be starts, stops .and regulates steam and have interest and arc willing to In· For further information contact Staff Writer campus at Finllnson Center, was electri.c driyen pumps, bpilcrs, vest their energy in their .career" Deanic Hogan In student services, By JOHN MOTZ represented by Chet Frazier of heaters.and other cquiprncnt; main- says Frazier. Good health is re· · room 29. · "I only knew how·10 use a ruler, but .1 was eager to grown, was sponsored jointly by the lndu1trlal Educa­ Editorial Editor Shell, Bob Howlsey of Chevron an,d tains .all machinery and equlpmem; learn," says Lila Williams, a grandmother who became tion Department and the Women·~ Center of BC tp ac­ interested in woodworking four years ago. "I've always quaint. t~e public .with course of(crlngs of the lnduslriai Al Schuyler or Arco Oil and Gas.. prepares records an_d performs .. • Often ·,,,.hen i critnc llaa blell All thrtt men spoke of the oil In- clerical duties to •account · for valued handmade thints," · she continues. Williams Educallon Department. Althou.ah she fttls that atten­ dance may have been hamp«•lln Board RoOftl · Wttk Is to bfiri1 IQ ihe atlClllloa of munity college, "under the ~ltand posting, graphing, filing, fOrm · 1:30 •·•· · C~Jnoo C•llaroi ~"'" o.- Groap, DlnlOJ Room 3 class. "Once I saw the beautiful grain ofthe wood, I cepted. "But they feel a part ilr h soon,'' she asserts. the 'public che rlshts or the vlcd111.: preparation, ·etc.' of a · tepelitive 4:00 p.111 .. Hoo Pol ANOdallon, Gyn, lU . . · : Just wanted to stay with it," commcnls Williams. She Use of the machines does require cauiion and akr(ness, then going ahead and getting your nature requiring knowledge of of-· 4':00 p.iw: i'>o1111 Rnhkwt·C~111tl_t,_E~«utlwt Board M~m . ;made her first piece of furniture, a table, in Wood 2 and stresses Wi.lliams. "Cox teaches _it step·by-sJep so. you .. ·.enginttring degr«." . . fice practices and proceduresiTypes · 4:00 p,IR, C~dl•& Tr,oull, Huddl< · asserts that any piece you bring out or Cox's class looks · don't touch the machinery un1il ·he's sure you undcr- · The aufferln1 or the victim of Ii "Keto County Is one of Shell's .· letters and other matter as required. ,.. professlonal. stand it thoroughly," she adds firmly; crime Is. two-fold, 1c:cordlna 10 · .. premier spots, Chough technical hir- Plots production curves, shipping Tund1y; April 7 Dwayne Bolinger, Olr~or or the Ing is done nationwide," . said station curves and other production · Kern County Victim-Witnes1 Pro­ ·srJO '•t•• EOPS, Eittullvt Boiird Room ... Continuing i~ 0Wood 55, she learne~ to draw plans for While expi~ssing ~er gra~it~de for Cox's confident ..• Frazier. qood academic re<:ords, he data. Maintains cost control records · 9;30 ,;,., Lo Rni Uolda Ba~< Sal,, Foyu . _ ·-·- gram. First they suffer by belna Yic~ ~ontinucdn1rc-ol'-utmost advantage, · · analiles. •Matches servicc'oroers -1 i,jo o.ni.- C ..ptl Oub, fJr,;Jde Room -- ·~.. . ~nd ~- completeo-an-c oak-'grandfattier-clock.--Shc·'Jaie.-and complete 1nst.ruct1on ,,Wrli,.ams notes-th'e) .heal~ays · -1imized then;1hcy JQ~lley- --._· . and consldrrabie e,mphasis is plac~d ;.,itli work' 'tickets and invoices;· _·12:)0 p·.m· •. Boai'lil or Rtprricnlall"t!, E_,i:ttull\'t Bo1r.cf Room · crarted. Jwo more clocks as fuiure heirlooms for her has a plan to correct any errors that occur. She says that go to.court. Often the victim inlsla . .on mathematics . and sclcn.ce. maintains Special Well .& ·Daily U,.lO p:m. 81pll1l Slud,nl r,no ..1h1p; Flrttlde lloom · children. WiUiams riot es that ideas for her. projects . he_ doesn'.t make s1uden1s feel .small :-,hen they make out on going to work and Is not . l:00 P.m. 811-rk S1ude"nt .Unlol'i, "!,lick CU_lluril Ontti . come partially from researching furniture stores but mistakes but always bolsters therr conr,dence by making "Sometlm.es," he co.ntin~cd, ~'hir. Work Book, off and low production . compensated .for ii. The crlmillll, . ' . \•30 p.in. . La Rita Unlda F.siodlanlll, Flmld• lloom ., . ing Is done of high school graduates,· reports for welis, morning report or '.rnainlyfromseeing whal she 'wants to'improvc m~,i in them believe they can do ii. once con,ic:ted; receives thoUAnds I ' 2:30 p.m. Wo'"tn's Ttnl\h: t"a 'pJtrct, Pkrtt her .home. ·. · · · ·. but it would be a leg up to_have a BS production and prepares well .data 2:30 p,m, Mtft•, Ttnnls ,1 Plfrcf, BC . of doUafs l'(Orth of yocationaJ I rain~ along with your gOod academic sheets. Background and/or course. 4:00 p.in, .Cllffr!Hdlni Tryouts, Huddle · Other items WiUiam.s has. handcrafted. i~clude' a · ing. record .. tn fact, the better the grades work in the'areas of math and office. 7:00p.m. F11: Lovt.lt Or 1.ot,·11, l)TC 16. .· Because she wanted somelhing she could share wilh ·, fourteen-gun rack, cradles and skateboards, as wc)I as,., _7:00 p.m. SWtdllflday, April I cabinets in Wood 6Sa and b for her two bathtoo~s·. She building a rolcl-iml cu'tting. table and specifically de­ lesbla:· ( dustry are: Operator Train«, which Kern WINK .. .began· wor~ oil them in March and they were ready for · signed cabinets to complete her sewing room. tion which would give the Vlctlnu oi is a program or orie year in lrainirig . 7:30 o.m. Bible Si.udy, Flrnldr Room lnslallaiion by December. "It became a fun family pro­ a crime more clearly dtfined rfah!s .. ·, 10:00 a.m. ·esu Bakt Sot,, Foytr than they ,urrently have, ·. · · designed to prepare the i.ndividuano Somethhlg new winks under the . jecL We. installed them jogether. and, did 1he tile and ! l ' tl·oo. m. Arm, .. RKfulltl', _Foytr . . . . ' . .· . . In • urging . others .to try woodworking, Williams ·. perform · in. full capacity as,·.· an. • sun. WlNK, an ac'ronyni for Writers ·wallpaper too," states WiUiams proudly. 1:1:30 .:m: . No~-o.. omlnallonol Bible Stu~y. FlrtSide.RO<)m l.iia Wiiiiams displays her sklll lit the lathe. Like other .retired people, : rcmarks,"ll·wlll enrich 'your life inso m·any ways. Now Boli~gcr believes ihat it ls lmpor­ '' · Ollfi~ld Opcraior B: A · solid in Kern, is a new organization 2:30 ·SoPho~Ort:c,.u Coundl, F.xttUll\'t Bo1rd Room '· l BC s.wlm c~acli Jim Turner's .work .lsn'I ielllng ~ny easier In his 281h.Y~&r at p.m. · Wllilam,s has taken up wood working as a hobby, She Is a grandniother,41nd · when I need .;omething done around.the house, I don'.t . iant that the victims of crime be' pro-· background and/or course work .in d,signed to encourage members to 3:3-0 p.m. W.omtn'i Softboll va El Camino, BC . . . . . ·~ · RC bul lhe .add Ilion or this new pool co•er purchased from Sharpe Syslems she. has been Interested In ·wood work for aboul four.years; (Photo: !koll have lo wait because I know I can do it,'.' she says. "Ji is · tected and that .they have · a the areas ofmath; sciences, aml,in' cont'inue · writin·g and 'start 4:00 p.m. Hon Pul AUOr . Theatre e.cnts. Seibel and Scoit . 1hatthe medals are second to learn,· · mernbers .. · . . . ·.. · · · ·. . ' .. · · 12:30 p;m·. ~ack Sti.idtnf Un!on, FE~~lde-Room· · rind. out hoW etfectively the college . . is. also sioppe(!, resuJting,fo.~i({av0 ·.. _-_____ ;~---·- ·- .~- ~~-c-• ·-- ---'-~~~==~"7-.c__,.~=~ -~-·-.Fonfe~1re~tw~of-:-thcc'-f~growth;-According-to-Frick¢rforen-. . Frrcker,mdrF'oren,ic,--is--the~ n,s.1:ci::>t.A- eom1NG ·co. · ' . 12:30 p.m. -AVS-1 Llbrii:ry Conrtren« Room . . ... i . ·. . I . - ·._· -- ~ - . - . . . l :·,wr~ el1i!tiri~nd ~~,s;}h~t • logs in ttie heating bill," e:>(plained ... The !1C rorcn,ic.s team, fresh off·.. ·.· . Sophomores, on ·.this. yearS team. .sics is a lot• like track. and riel_d ".uhimate educational. activity" that Of &Al:f&\flflO .- ·1 ) . iioo' P.ffl. e"akfrlfitld_ Trick· Relays: Mtmorl_al Sfadlum :~c!Wlf8Y,-('?~.ld:~,:S!IVC~ -OJ1'.campus ... Sharpe. Other factors' COlllributing · ·. ··2:30 p.Tif.. .Mt~·i Tennll"·l'I PU~dtn'a, Pas1dtft1 . · · · 1 1 · Jpb Opportonitt 0 i knr~ffill'lif the audtt01€· bough_t · ·,Jo neatioss are air temperature an'd es ., - ;-- . J:oo_·p.Ri, ~ Pi-O~e~~·- ~~_etlillv! ~afd. R0om,-. ~ .. _ ~i·m1hc: ..,1.a1c· p~.'.i.~.c•.~.v conipeliiirn,•.. ~nth~a·c.i is preparing.. n~.~.. h.~i~:.f . • • .Debat~·.• o·.Q·l~ .•... and· p.J·.·R·d.~.~~:.~.~J.~ also .added a .~ecorill.. ·· · 1f~v.~en~•.rete ~!~-A~-~rnd1v1.!~hd·~P~V!8 ua 11 hf':\h~hp~m~,j'~,~~~e~~Y,. t ey are a1 ·~~~~;~~;~·;··;~~u~il~~~!~;·. con, ? ~Jenee',".. ~~~·~~;i~f~~~~~·~~~~~d~.·~!;e;lr;.•:c:o~1~·=J;·;·~among other'lhrngs. ·, ~·~'·;·~·-;·;';·~·;·~~·~·i·~~ ·. 1 . . . . ' . - . . ' . ~~~~~f~==;~~==; a heatcfaving cover(6rt.h'e'BC po'dl: ' huml~ity. . ,. . . . ·;3:3-0·j,.m. M,E.Cb,,I,;· Hlgh.Sthool Oulrn

It's a lot easier than you think. As you' Ddlscover In the next issue ol lnskJer - the~ ~uppl.ernent to your coUege newspaper from Ford. And It makes a lot of sense. Uyou're : · . . going to Juen French, why not learn It from the experts. Insider will Include everything you know to do just that We'll tell you how to get there, what It costs, how to plan, differences between Amen=,.affi&ted unlverslt!€s and foreign !€~ming insJltutlons, an outline of language requirements .. · · and, most importantly, how to find a job. So If you've been thlnklng about taking a semesier or two abrcoo, stop th!nklng. Arid next time~ comes around, schedule your French class where yoo'U leNn the most. 11) France. Don't miss the nex: tS&Je of I~ ~ trawl tips. you· n stt the great new lineup of Ford can !or 1981 Fearumg Escort Mustang aod the exd!lng"""" EXP 1omom:.w 15 here -- fmn, the wood of Foni The lo yest 98lec1lon c, DbncwllS Prom• Rings .. from $49. 95 10 $350 .-...... It's thr samr old ltory: )'OU ff~ Utt!ntuft and thr only hero Y""I can think ol ii a wdwid,. C'mon-giw }"OUnel • b. J looillorli .Cj, 5omdiu lb thr m»Y way to Im J J'IM' 2 U J and • - Fon.'"• cc•itl2111111011,•• ..... • •• your bod ii with food-' a tll.. cold .-acl ..._ .• olCGI I a Plf• ti • Rally. It's · to faf2thr en. Whillt Wlialt wt.. ,wieaa.ed, ,• Milk ..ta a-:l doea tt. FORD '' :..., ?II 8•

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• RENEGADF:RIP MON DAV, APRIC, 6, 1911 PAGl:7 i Handicapped Olympics runs with hope & pride I ' . . , . . . . -. . . - . . ... i: "Srnrl · with hope-Finish wilh . ..· .,/,.. ,- .. tion is encouraged. Bar1le11. "Athlete's who possess "Seven events," s·ays Barliell, discus, slalom, 1rack, and weigh! Sea.I Sociely for Crippled Children : ; · pride". is lhc molto of 1he 2nd An· 1 · • l.ast year,'' says Dar1ICt1, ''47 higher functional levels will be re: "arc scheduled for competilion th al lif1ing." · and Ad~hs encourag~ communily :; '.: mrnl handicapped Olympic Games athlcles parlicipatcd in the'compcli· quired /o use higher levels of skill, day (with bowling compelition "There are some 55,000 disabled supporl as alhletes and volunteers," ; i: 10 be held Salurday, April 18, al lhc lion. Thi; year we ewccl at least .s1reng1h, and endurance. Thmc scheduled .lhc weekend prior, on persons in Kern Counly," says says Barlietl. . _; BC ,t~dium. I: l\'t'icc as.many/' having lower functional levels will April 11, al the.Bakersfield Bowling Bar1le11, "this conslitules 14 percent· Persons wilh the following han- ·• · Game.,· director Sandra llar1lei1 ,,·' The events will be de.;igned 10 have ac1ivities scaled down to suit Acade·my), The 'seven events in· of !he counlry's popula1ion and is dicaps will be able to compete: am· : : ii ,ay, admission is free and panicipa- . facilitate all levels of dis;bility, says · 1hcir level of runclion." • t elude: archery, shot-put, swimming, 1hc highe~I percenrage per popula· purees, spinal cord, splna bi(Jd~. ; . tion in lhe stale." Of 1he 55,000 polio, deaf, epilepsy, hemophilia,·'.· eleven poinl six percent or 45,000 diabetes,, speech impaired, severe i arc severely _disabled." asthma, · cerebral palsy, brain ':\p ACE short courses start this week. "The Easler Seal Sodely or Kern damage, 101ally bilnd, legally blind; County is anxious. for as many· .(20/iOO or less):, heallh conditions, Family arid Consumer E\lucaHon . · 1veeks slarting 1oday. Sclf-Concepl 1eacher. Money Managenien1 in 1he in room FCE, beginning lhis Thurs- disabled persons as possible lo par· . heart condilions, developrrienlal Im ... Dcpat1men1 will offciscvcral short- Through Puppetry, meclin{in FCE Kitchen will teach enrollees how 10 day. Helen Akln's Quill Pauern ticipale in 1he .. _Olympic. Games. pafrnienls, neurological disorders,· · ·, 1erm course., .11ar1i1ig tlii.s week, ac- · on 1he main campus for four Salur·. become effective consumers. The Drafting began Saturday, 9 a,m:-12 Slaying both (lhysically and me'nlai· ·multi pie handicaps, 'multiple'· · cording to dcpartmc1\t chairperson . days, 8:30 10 12:30, will be 1augh1 course star1s this· week (April 2) at noon in room FCE 15( ly fit is as imporlanl for people wi111 sclerosis, muscular dystcophy, .non:· . Carol Shaqic...... by .Barbara Swanson, starling April . the DTC; Thursdays. · Italian Cooking is scheduled by physical disabilities as ii is for lhe ·hearing/non verbal, (visually im-: Toddler Care 70 will be offered 25. · Mary Ruggenberg wjll instruct a Maya Phillips Tuesday evenings In rcs1 · of the populalibn" says paired 20/80 or more).wilh one or · Wednesdays, 2:30-4:26, _laugh! by Special Educa1iori, CD-°35c/Spec. Brazilian embroidery class meeting room FCE:12. Willye Pearl ,Collier Bartlet!. more of 1he.· above a·nd retardaiion Eloise Higgi'iis on lhc main camriis. Ed. 35,, The . Developmentally· on the main campus, FCE 20, from will leach Microwave Cookery on 1981 has been designated ~s. llller- wilh one·or more of above. lmtructor Wendy Wayne will ex- · Disabled Child; ·ivill mecl Tuesday 6--10 p:m. beginning Wednesday. Thursdays 4-7 p.m. in FCE 12. national year for Disabled Person's, For addillonal informalion, call , plorc death,· sex, educatio~ arld cvc!'ing~.:_at_ the DTC•staning ~l=hi=s~_Ma~ba.C.hamberlin will offer knil· .. -··.... For_ further Jn_for~ti_on, .. c.aJ)_ by the United Nations. "In support Sandra · Bar1let1 al 323-746S or . ··., . ;: ;cr;a°ration in . CD- 70,. Tender·-' week. Ann_elle Rasmussen 'is the_ . ting instruction Thursday evenings Carol Sharpe 395-4563. -of-the-decree, and -as concerned ·-3<})-TJ6i-.- . -- "-- --- ·--- . ' r· -i : Topic,, offered Tuesday evening,, . Kern Counly re'sidents, lhe Easter "," I .··. 7-9 at the Downlown Ceh1cr begin- ;~ning April 7. . . ltl(iHT HANl>t:R. ROB EMt:RSON, a ~oph,imore oul "' ,' Mary Dankh;s t:D,70 cla;s will . I . . - .. -·; Norlh Hil(h, was drafle.t In. th.r seventh round of 1hr major ~ '.: offer parent, or I cache rs• interc,icd . IUJ(Ur 'winier drafl h,I the Chicago Cuhs. Emetson'., 111one~· -,; in niak-ing clolh toys'forchildrcn tlic plkh is the slider •. AS A STARTING CENTER FIELDER, ':: opporl\;ni1y in ·a Monday evening. freshman Jim Maples' (above) re.al slre~g\h Is ;class on the main campus for si, ·. at th~ plate. Maples In fact crashed ii durlng. this game. He was a lhree:spori .star, In . high school and s«iris desilned for a s11,11ng :~ Top students. .. posHloil at ·quar1erback oit ihe, BC football .• . learn nui Falt:. Maples par'Uclpaled In baseball, ]apply· herel_.·. . bask.elball. and. fooiball .· In ·. high .. schooi. · FRESHMAN RA 'V O~TEGA (rl1.hl) I~ one of .. ·. 'The Scholaslii: .All-American. I . Scleclion Cbmmiltee isno,/acccpt· I · · Lango's ·blggesl prospecis this season.' A solld. I third baseman, Orlega prepped at Delano High ·. ing applicrilions for 1he 1981 Si{ring I _and according 10 Lango, ~as a_ goocl · glove, • Semcslcr. SiudCnti' who arc active in .R ./ · good arm and a goodba1. · · : schoia,,ic organizations . ani ,who f)erform ,vell in .class· are .asked lo , ... ,· •join.. . E . .-The Scholastic Ali-Amedcan i,s an: . honor s'ociely·fouride.d .to. recog~ize . . I his. country's ·top.·· uride_rgraau.ate · . ' .. ·' •. and graduate'sfoden(s .. S1uden1,· arc.· · .. · .•. • ·... · So,on you'll have y9ufais6date'(degtee. . · It's:StrJcnya s~v1ng~pr6gram, and . 1 I scleclcd. from. over: 1,280. schools. · And if you't"e thinkirig of continuingyouteducatioh, ·the money is all yours for SJ:hool.. . . - '• -N . .B. ,I • covering aHSO slates. Members par­ you know just hov: e>epehsive that will be. ·. : · ·. VPAP i~ surprisingly simple, If you : ticipatc in·. various nalionally .·. · .. ·.. ·... But consider thef\rmy:Jn the Army.if you save between $25 and $100each month while -----~-·--.... ~·: .. --_..;_:,!! -~:qrganized',ervkc-pi-o jcctsci,ch')'car~ -~-~-...------,participate 1n ~kecYeterans' Educational A~stance · - you're in tfieArmy, the gove~nment will match · : ----c- :, ; . ---:-~E-~- A--~--"~- . Students are ,(clecfed for. con- . . : 'l . Program (VEAP), you can·accumulate $15;200 for . your savings_twq-for-9ne. And, on top of that, you , ... 1·' . i:,;idcration b;lsed on the ~xlenl of. ••• J ••• ,. •• ~.·~- '· . · 1hcir_:academic ·and scholaslic per- • cqllege injtisfnyo years: i , ·· · · · _·._··. · ·'1 • . . .· . Tuight even<:'jualifyfor:die~xclllsivc{Army·' · a ·8 .... • • • •\ - . , ' • • • • •• - • ~. c . • . , J):iat's si~nifical}t for two reasons'. Qbvi" ... · educationaH;ionµs of$8,ooo. , ._ .•. · .•...• · _· ... _.. · ...... ·. '• ,· : for~n~ both iij·and o:ul·/>_f lhe .· -. ,·. i• ·. '· :.- .. : ciassr\}Qm, No.one fac.tor is weighed ously, chats a lot of money, But what you .. . MAXIMUM viAP •HDIIS .·. . . ·• And r~member, 1n Just, ·.· ·: heavicsi when a )lCW membeds con- . may not haverealizedis that two years .• (\VO years, you'll be back'in schooL . . :,idercd. A student\ ~esl asse1 musf . is the shortest military enlistment avail- · Pei-Mo. 2 Yn. . Serve your country, as you .. . ;be his or h'er ''well roundedness.". · ·able. Only the Army can offer you both, You Save,.· $100 .. $2,400* serve yourself. Call ~00;421 ~4422. -. l~lerc;ted s1ucien1s ate asked 10 . VEAP is a great way tci make it 'f:'~~(;_d<15 s200 s,i,soo . In California, call800-252-00lL A E • :,send . a, slamped,. seJf.i(dd,ressed • . on your own. Since it's not a loan. you·.·.. Total, $300 . S7;l00 Alaska a_nd Hawaii, 800°423-2244. : envelope to- "Application," ! . won't need a co-signer or collateral. And .Education ~nus, SR,000 Better yet, look ill th'e Yellow Pages : Sch.ola\1ic · All 0Am~rica_n; · .Ad., ... · D · B, '. mini.s1rative-Offices; P·.0. Box 237, you'll never have to worrv about making Total Benefits, Sl5,l00** under "Recruiting." . I -... : .- - . - - ' . _. -. . . . ;)\·men ts :ifter C~T3d U J [ 11..1n 'Maximum indiviJ_>..,jtcOOmbutioo_m lhepr,;'iflm ,Clmton; New York,-13323. r - -eem.l{I +yctrci,J~~~n ~' ~ a.s much.11 S2~.ll.:S l' . • , .

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0 ' . , The Pony Express rides again? ,• • SOPHOMORt:STt:VE l~URRt:Th IM ,tn;'bffllnd 1M plale for rite' ReMi1dn. . For lhe 20th rime ihe Jadass Mail. ..• According ro roachPele Lango, "th's go1 a 11ood arm; he's a Rood recei•er, and L :Run star1s Sunday, April· 18, in .. !It's ,to,HI wilh lhe hal." The 6-fm,r; 185,pound backslop Is 11!0 a Nonh Hi.~ -Porlcr~ille and .winds ·ils'way up ~' ; y xnid. d~ropgh 20 rugged miles of road' to: •- 'srringvillc: ·. . . · , · J '. .L • • . Begun in 1961 as parl of p'orter,. ,' ,. ' -- . . . . · ville's ccniennial ·celebration, lhe ~,· ';.,.__ , ~- ....1 .. - ... . · :Run .is led by a hor~c dra;_,n wagon . •'•• :•:, carrying 1he Tulare Counly Sheriff, I t ~ ~·', . TH[ 'CADE.S STARTED SLOW b) 111.is ..,a.son bul ha>r picked up a wlnalng ptce rapidly ud ...... : ' · and ii is followed by up to, 600 · I . '\ . J ;.L J.\ 1! • • ~: art curnnll) o•t of I~ 1op Mr1rop0il1u Conftrtn<'t' 1.. m,. Thr 'Gades her Pierer Th•™"• In • ·,,..,., • ~ 'Jiit"', J,) • {:-· ,· • ~ • • 0 • 1, ..;_. - horseback · and wagon riding ·,;,,,I~,•,:,, .. ,,,...• Woodlt111d Hiib and lloo1 p.,...., S.tarday afternoon. ), :.• . ., ; . ' ' ... 'It'' . ro11owers behind the lead wagon in a IJ1.i-'···,~ ,.,.1., I' I ' (· snake lhat winds for miles .. ",_.• i I' .. ' • .. :, Springville will lra.nsform ilsel f ' )"·;• " f ,, ' '' inlO a western !Own reminiscent of ... , • ~ .:-.,.' t. ... !, ''• ihe days when 1he real Jackass Mail ' ran. The only problem with that, ' however, is 1ha1 there was no such ..-----~- !hing a;· "the real Jackass MaiL" • :Bui, as one man pul.il, ''never lei } facts get in 11ie way or a good· I• Mory." ' · · The 1'or1erville (hamber Of • Commerce is selling a special slamp .. that is placed on the. letlcr and then • S(n: lo Springville on 1he mail run. • Orce there, the mail is hand can. ..,. ceii !39-J:i

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PAGt:, MONDA\', APRii. 6, 1981 ...... RENt:GADE RIP to present piano . Bakersfield Relays Thursday, Priddy, Saturday - 60 schools coming SpOrts concert Wednesday ., " , , " .. ' Hot hitting By DELMA SARMICANIC Siliff Writer Cecile Licad, 19-year-old pianist ' .'Gades top from Manila, will perform in con­ It's Relays time at Memorial . . . Rick Nelson to perform May 13· ! f: : cert at 8 p.m. Wednesday in BC lI f'. :' Long Beach Indoor . Theater with ~ - admis­ ,. ; sion cllarge of S2., Llcad also will ,,·... ' Records up for grabs conduct a m~ler class, open to. BC l ... f:.. I . . . - . . . ' DON ; By HI!-,L Rene-Faire plans shift into high gear piano students at 4 p.m. Wedn~sday .... News Editor ' ., ,\ . I In the Main College Theatre, By JOHN WHITE may be purchased at lhe BC Ticket sent areas all along the West Coast: as women improve Sophomore sensation Rob Erner- . Handicap Awareness; an· ASB . Licad was 'named Gold Medal ! Staff Writer. office and at several outlets around -The balloons 1Vlll lake off from. · . By TONY LACA_VA son continued his fine ways last . Hambtlrger Feed, a plant sale, and a Award Winner by· the Leven trill . · , · ''Image of the Eighties". will be town. Prices ,ire $6 with ASB car

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• fllL(j CITlltNS ... • Foundat·ion seeks diabetes cure • i, By PATRICIA PATTERSON Staff Writer r- of last year· we went down for a .{·~ ~·:: "He's not ashamed of his ,·,:,. 't ;_ . '· week of education. Darrell always ., ' disease , •. he tells everybody he t.:>t· ·. ,,' kts the kids," says Qerekc, "know -· . . . ' has diabetes," s_ays his mother Sue ,;!~: :·' ·,' •,. that he Is not upset becliUIC they arc t"_,- ' Oereke. Her son Darrell is a \':·- '. I able to eat thin11 he ,-. ' \ ' ,.,.__ ,.1,,1:;;;;;;; ,. . ,· juvenile diabetic: . :L' .- ', ·, cannot •• ; he's really very sood ) •I'. about.his food," He is currently on ~· ; ' Originators of the Kern County •• a hi11h carbohydrate diet. . il .~~ Diabetes Foundation are Steve and • Diabetes now affects ten million t~; - Sharon Macabee. Gereke, along people in the U.S., one and one. 11.l:s uppo rt urged for with others, is currently involved ·' half million of whom· are juvenlie < l . . 1 with helping to raise money and en­ . . J di11betlcs. Its prevalence is jncreas· ,1 courage parents and children_ in cop- . Ing by 6 percent at which rate an 1 . ing with diabetes. American born today, living an [\war-torn El Salvador 1 "The Kern County foundation is average life span of 70 years hu a ,.-; I • II little less than orie year old. This better than one-in·five chance of By JOHN MOTZ I . - . . ·1 -local chapter though, has.raised well Editorial Editot - . E Salvad9r is not 8000 miles ::iway, but right on ou-r contracting diabetes. Dia~es is the third major chronic · ailment·_ of The U.S. must support the government now hi power doorstep. El Salvador is nol- the size of Vietnam. It ls . - -children, as _well u the most com• ':. in El Salvador. We must help them to defeat'the leftist about the size ofMassachusetts, so our. military forces mon endocrine disorder of that . terrorists who are trying destroy their government. would have a much easier time. The leftist forces are not 10 group,' according to· -the Interna­ The threat the terrorists bring is not just 10 El Salvador :s stro~g in El Sal~ad~r as they were in Vietnam. There but to democracy itself. - _ , _ _ .· - re on~ 4000 leftists ·~ El Salvador; compared to the tional Juvenile Diabetes founda· tion. -- The government o(EJ Salvador:is far from perfect cotntr\~ total population of five million. • : ··- _.. _· "The only known treatment for , but it fs far better than the gover~.i\ent that would - .. e~s · · an 1.wo ~ears ago, pro-Cuban government_ - a Juvenile diabetes at this time Is a repl.ace !t should.the comrnunists succeed. What.is hap· ~i~a1!~:;r m Nicara~ua, w~ich i~ tositionednext to combinaiion ofinsulin therapy, diet =~=~1nffiS~~~an~~~~~~i~~·~P~~~~~m~~q~1hm!~~n--1r~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~~~~~~~~ ~--.~na~ exercise •• '--Says-the- - 0 bei:ause the _leftist field CO(lllJlande_rs are trained in Cuba These in h . ga U.&-' s~pgr! E.~lval!or, · - - --· - - • ~- -· - -- -- __ - - st rp ~ · Foundatio_n's report; • and their weapons are Soviel·mai:ie. What is happening ·· 1- arc es were sponsor~d by ~anous leftist groups. . · The Kern County Chapter will be there ls. nothing.less than so_viet ·expansionlsrn, Presi- u sd~~ot ~ant to see terron.st act,on ta~i~11,place iii the sponsoring a rummage sale May 4. dent Reagan said, "_The terrorists aren't just aiming at b~~b ri~f\w:nt to see bus1~essmendnvmg around in · For,fu~her information·contact tlie El Salvador/They are aiming at the whole-of Central enou P _. -a-~~~~thc:y d? m Europe. The_U.S. has following numbers: 833-0846, and possibly later, South Americ.i and -I'm sure even- b.. g~ problems ancl .' ilon t want to see more problems - '.'Darrell goes to the City of . tualiy Nort.h America,, . , , . , e1.ng imported. Now is thetime_to fight terrorism whi_le · Hope. He was recommended by a Sae •ad Dami? Gereke 397. 7209, 589-3837. . . . -. • ll IS at O d t b i . . - · ' . .El Salvador is not "another Vieinam. •_• For one thing,._ threslioJd~r oors ep, e ore it can creep m over the BC ... _Dental Assisting- __ -Program

_, Dear Editor, . _. 0- -· 1 - · · . - · · Dear Editor, - · _c_-_h_ara_c_·t_cr_1_'s_i_ics_-o_f l1'fe·_- f.rom. an,y--r-an-_ .__ · n y one word _can describe your I ainwriting in response to the let·. seeking e.nthllsiastic a.pplicantS · AprilFool'seditie>riofiheRencgade ter to_ the_ ed_ ito-_r .concern'ing-- the -!lorn chemical reactions .. __ Rip. DISGUSTING- I Th · d- · · . In :the -_bo_o_· k -_Etter0 y "'ow ·,·n . - · ,.... e· - ic, refutation of scientific-creationist " r1 Butler _slaies - the. introductory to perform certain dental tasks on tionary : explains that disgusting . claims. Contrary to the feeling· s of .. Biology,. b)' i:>r. ·. 1-1.J; Morciwitz, By DELMA SARMICANIC Slaff Writer· ·_ class will run frpm July -27-Augusi patients that arc: usually performed means.· ''distaste; nausea; aversion . . - . the probability for the formation of. . , . by the dentist. · · . l d- , b. _ · th_e author, . I feel . the- "idiotic the· smallest,· __ sim_ plest -1_·1v1·_ 11 g- . . _ "Local dentist.s are-_ providi~g .. exc te · · . Y._· · something -· -claptrap" describes his_ "scie_nt1'ii1c 000 0 20, loHo~ed by two ~eme$ters dur- _ offensive_, .. nasty." That was'exa - . - _organism is - " to one.That' - discussion" rather than that -of his · · -· !0'4'· - - · -_ ing the '81-82 academic y~ar. The financial support for remodeling the . _ac~I~ what ihe Wednesd~y,- April· 1. t. _ oppor1ent, · IS a one with 340 million ieroes!,ln course will be taught ihi-ough lee· existing dental lab and new projects ed111on was, I was very disappointed comparison, _the~e would only be lures and clemonstrations, as.well as. are underway. The lab won't be the in your unprofessiortalism arid seedy · IO'"- protons in the galaxy if they . same next year," Butler enthu~. humor. There was sexual under~ As a physics student who has were packed in tightly. The same . practical 'and - cHnicat' training. · CHnical training will iake place ill - Additional . information may be - tones 'and crass langu'age in almost recently s.tudied the laws of thermo· odds would exist if you were to t~s-s private offic~s of participating den- obtained by calling Health Careers, -: every artkle. J ~as par!iculariy of- -· dynamics; I .fo\uid the content of a·coin one billion times and have if tists. , · .. _ - 395-4281 or Counseling, 3954416. . fended by:the classified ads section. . much -of the . letter literally come up heads every tiniel . - . - _ "I'm looking for an ent.husiastic Our _- wotld is bombarded with humorous. The second l,iw of grou-p to begin the slimmer intro- • Financial Aids - enough·trash; please-clean-up your~' -- "·------'---- -·· - "' -- - • . _ ·~ Therefore, becauseof whai Ihaye _ _ du~tion classes/' says Buder . ."I . act. A une>Vspaper" of that kind th.ermodynarfiics ·applies io any . learned arid obseryed, I have come · offets scholarships : want to aleitinteresied ptople to the . . . . . '. . _. . . .: -- -. . _- ·, _, does noi belongiQl\ .a ,ce>Jlege cam· . system, no __ m~tter how S!llall.To'say to the conclusion that it takes more Weekly Calendar ,; .. .. , Monday,,Aprll .17 · . · • · · .,._.{:..- ,·-. ,1.. j./- ,_:-.1-. '. .,•• 1 - .._ •• ,. ; . fad· that ihe Dental Assisting Pro­ : ·J\tth_ough · the iScholarsliJp · - pus-, but rather in the garbage! · _· the system mtisr be larger ihari the . faith to-accept the evolution niodef · ...._- ... -~- -~: -. . . ·_ .. .- ... ·. :· ··- ~:;·.-;_:~~~f .... ·\,:_'. .·, ,:· ~.-.. :··.: ·. grariJ · is, alive .a11d avai_lable,'~ she _. deadline js iong pasi, some loahs . A nausea'ted alurrini . • earth: is ridiculol!s.- than it does to accept the creation µ - Rip staff inember, model.. • ._ .... - -. ·___ . ' -· __ · . _ ' . · 8:00. a.m. Dtp_irlmthl of· Water· Rtsourcest flrntde ROoiil- · emphasizes/ ' -~' . . . and granis are still available for tit;JO a.m. Ac·11v1u~ Board. ExecUti't't B0irci"Rooni " 4~-: .. ·.· . 1981-82 si:liool year. · · Pameia Rogers Farrel •· Th. . -·_. __ . _- ·- . : 1:30 p;m, cCc o·anCt ·G.roup:Pracllcc1· i)lnlni Roo~· 3 . . \i -The_ Registered Dental Assisting . . . , e secorid law - of thermo, . Better _reasons for the unwill; ·3:30 ·p,n,, Woni,_n;5 S:oflbill VS Pit_rce, BC_ · Yvonne Milliken, Financial Aids dynamics :·essentially·_ says that all mgness _to_ debate must be• found 4:00 p.m. -_ Hon Pul As,odotlon, Gym 202, . · ',? . : curr(culum leads c'io a certilicate · -- direcior, said "All applications for : than merely giving faulty scientific S:00 p;m. k,·m Cou~ly ·_ P~rs~n11,t Of P~rlR'lent --T'11lng, - tOrum . Eul ind- . when - summer ·. session and two loans and grants turned in by May I · natural processes in -the universe .. · west . '• ClJ!!fe B net jncreas(in ~iSOti:ler and ''evidence.'' ., semesters are ccinipieted or an will have priority over those turned Dear Editor: . ' . : a nettoss of useable eiiergy.:...?·burn.' Ass!)Ciate- of Science Degree with lhe -in after that date." · · . Tutsday, April 13 _: ·. - New l~gislaHo~ _nqw jlending i; b ------•- ,_, • - ,.. · , - · c .. ing 'c:-a.ndl_e serves ai'a good_ eXi\rt:l_._·_··'~1e ,!,_.~ completion . o(. four . se~esters of .­ -__ Milliken meiido_ned that the ioan • -~- • . once again threatening to put_ a halt f th I •· : If_ anyon_e_if int_e.rested_-_.in fin_diil_ g • 0 . _ IS aw, The burning wax pro- l - a:30 •. m.. EOPS, E~Klltl~t B01~d Roo~. Academic '. and. Dental .- Assisting program may -be affected- by --B k .------, _; . -to abortion. - a_nd with i,.--. one·s duces energy, and he.at is lost from . _- ou more abo'ut a ·scientific look at 9:00 a.nl. High School _Solo and EM, · frallni111 OMa, Flmldt Roo·m true and workable ethnic policy for w.ittr Stomiont ' terest •back home," Allison ccim- The workshop partieipants will ll:00 , .... EOPS Ad'"llory La1chton, f1111fn-son Q11ltr ! The di.s!rict =ms to come to mind whenever some- As long as they don't force themselves on the citizens of \: ment~d. "Although only 30 people have housing accommodations at all. · · Edltor-la-Clllef ll:30 p.M. Flaal<'t Coia•ll1~1 cc-• ,. one mentions the downtown area, which. is not very Bakersfield, let them cater to those ·who want to visit ' , the BC dorms during the workshop.· Jo Anne Baker 12:30 p.m. M.E.c,.A., E:uttll" 8-0&rd Room 1: ·: helpful for the image of the downtown area and is "un· these stores. As the old saying goes, they may not be· 12::11 , .... Bta(k Sllf4.t11I Union, flr~IIH Room · Don Hiii Nun Edl tot' ".: . fortunate" as Mayor Shell said. But as bad~ its reputa- good for you, but they won't harm you. Joh'n Motz 12:)t p.M, AVS, UbnrJ Coorrn:11.: • Tot1y u«WI 3:30 , ... . M.E.O.A. His• Sd1ool O•trnc•. Flml4< Roo• ;·-- . Sporll FAiior .~. RobWahen Job Opportunities If you'd rather start college with the mone-v to pav frn •, :h.an tin.sh :::·. . Fe.tare Edl't« ,, .. ,... . Plw•Mot, Dt<1rkol, '" Fl•H- c ..1" ~ ' s--··· tM ff 20 college in debt, it could pay you to con~, r,.·r vears '" Armv ::: ~. s.J Portlllo noto F.Mtor 41 lw11to ••rr. '51N p,tt 11rttk. l"Triff' l'f'M1191t1 ,, .. ,... . ll

; . , . •;, ~- I •> " . ' . \", I ,· .,,;•-> ,'•,' • ,f, bm4 MONDAY,APIUl.17,Ull UNIGAD!ltlP ·.} . .•.. RENEGADE RIP MONDAY,APULf7, l"I ";',';i\ t"...... ----...... ______------, Bihlman's career anything but downhill JRecords broken as women swim to top By TONY LACAVA the females has been a successful Concord Thursday-Saturday. ccntrate on swimming and not more seriously. "If they really .con- says Turner. Her roomful of ski awards is proof Sports Editor one. Turner, who also coaches the men about. the ei11ht million pfob!ems centrate, we could be one of the top Bidal Dlll'an i1aJ been 1H I I .. " Coaching the women's swim te_am · A 4-1 dual meet ch;unpionshlp. this year, finds It's no bed of roses. they have," laughs Turner. teams In the ,tate." with walkina p11eumoai1; Bel '· By WALTER STORMONT point In her life, commentlna, "I must have said enoush Hall hasn't been the easiest .task for Jim Eight new records-the women have instructing the women. Rcaardlcss, treshman swimmers Kanady, a bruised rib; Ja1 \ .·, "They're only performing about Edilor-in-Cbief Marys at one time or another." . Turner. who's spent his last 27 years done it all, and they plan to nex "The most difficult thing about Debbie Nuaent and Mary Scllles Blackman, a pinched llff\'C in die 80-percent effidency," he continues · ."' When Georaene Blhlman wu a student at Stanford Unlvmity, · Bihlman's love for sports (she is also active in surfing and she with the men, bu, his first year wl!h some muscle at the State Meet in coaching iirls is to get them to con- have been the key cogs in Turner's neck, "and," adds Tuma, "we IOlt she wu uked to list her alms and objectives in life. Her objective played polo at Stanford) Is probably inherited from her father, water wheel of fortune this year.. one meet because Paul Qemlno .. ,·1, very sick (flu) and couldn't com· was rather simple: to become a physkal education lnstrucJor, so Oeorae "Herc" Blhlnian, who competed In the 1920 Ofympics In Nugent nearly rewrote the record pete. We only had IC'l'en nrimmcn she could afford I car, so she could ao sklina. Her alm wa.s simpler Belaluin. Hil events were the shot put, the hammer and the broad books breaking school records .in and two divers, adds Turner. still: to become a top sklicr. Apparently, Ocor1ene Blhlman knew. Jump, "It would be almost •imposalble anymore for one man to the SOO free style (S:32.0), the SO 0 · where her life wa.s headed. She ha.s over 270 awards to prove It. compete in all three areas," comments Blhlman. bac.kstroke (30.6), the _I.00 back "These ltids are rcally areat · Approximately 40 years later, the younaer Blhlman came close to The skiin11 awards-everythlna from ~aquesJo trophies, from (I :OS.0), the 100 butterfly (I :03.S) thoush," says Turner, "Even •' .. competln11 In the Olympics· herself-the 1960 Winier Games In and the 200 individual · medley though we were not tops, it wu pro­ glass muas to silver cups-take up practically the entire north wall Squiw Valley. She n_iay have made the team it if hadn't been for of the iivlna room In Bihl~'s recently completed northeast a (2:24.4). bably one of the hardest wortina eow. . Bakersfield home. ,, teams we've ever had-alon, 'lrilh • One day In 19S9, while Blhlman and several oiher skiers were on Scales erased. the. five-year-old the most loyal, and most Injured." In fact, e:itplalns the BC physical education instructor, "I built their wa)loto Mammoth for the U.S. ieam tryouts, _a bovine creature Becky Harwick 100· free style mark the house as a place to put my.trophies,'' wl)lch she has been ac- of S6;6 arid nullified an equally out· Diver Kevin Shea was perhaps the cumulating for 31 years. · · showed up in the middle of the road, and t.he driver could not avoid hlttln11 it. ".The car flipped over and landed on n\y leg," says dated 200 free style mark of_ 2:09.3 brightest spot this season. Coached . ' with a 2:04.9:The 200 medley relay· by Bill Finch; Shea cruised to an One .or the most recent additions 10 her collection is the Bihlman who had been asleep in the back of the car. · · · w I · · That was the onlydme Bihlman ever tried out for the Olympics." squad busted the old ma~k of 2:01.6 undefeated season off the board. prestigtous or .d Cup, which Bihlman won during a sabbatical "I feel that in the sport of skiing, w.heti you.get up· for an_Olym. pies · . with a healthy 2:01.3 finish. Scales, . "He's just an excellent-diver," says leave last year. She placed .first in .the women's.overall competition for seniors. According to Blhlman, last year's was the first World ai t~t stage in your career, you can reach that height only orice," Nugent and Toni Crutchfield have Turner, "and he's got a full list of observes Bl hi man. · all qualified _for the state . meet. dives.'.' C up tournament to include senior competition. The event spanned ' · · · ,;;·~ . Crutchfield has yet to be beaten in Spain, Switzerland, Italy and the United Stales. . · · As ari i!IStructor at. BC, Blhlman has covered a wide range of ,. ·, ' .. Debbie Foster compiled aJ\ equal ··•:,· ,_,.\.., ::--· . 'l.- . . . , _· Another honor for Bihlman Is her Feb. s, 1979 induction into . p;E, courses .... You n~e It, I've taught it," she chuckles. For IS ; .J ' .. ' the breast stroke. · amount of diving success. also 101DJ_· -· . , Bakersfield's Bob Elias Ha_ll of Fame ··A t . f . _years, she coached tenms, and for three years, volleyball. A former . . . Tfiemen haveliterally suffer-ed~. - uncle.feated .. Katl\y Morrison . . · r1 o o · P1 aques com- adlliQL for....th BC Ski Cl b D'hl · · · · ·------pro-: · .• _merathtS-Jhat achievement has a pr'ominent placein-tf!e·center-of--.-..-. --.-. . . ~- . C.-- . _ -- -•. u ..,_1 man--now--concentrates·on- -~~ . ' .~_·_-_<· through· a 2·3 injury,plagued vided · punch · to help propel· the / ----~_,.,_ ,. her vast trophy wall. •. . · _ _ . · _• ·. teac~ing archery and, of course, s~1ln~, · _· _ ..·.-. . · . . . ' . . :-.;,,,.~.--.-,'. ~-.,,,. ·,·'I• season. women to the top of the standin111;.. : Bihtman has kept herself young by reinaining a competitive ·_ She tea~hes her ski .student~ on an ai:tificlal sl.ope .behind t~e g}'.lll. •. ~ . -, ·- .". . "I'm h.oping there will be t.wo or Free styler Dan.a Bcfk was unable skjjer, as she has been since she graduated from college. "I keep The plas.t1c sl?pe, which ~as installed inJ971, 1s the ~rst of Its k1~d .'i.' ' to compete after a car accidellt-- (It. , .~~·:.:. . ·:. . ' . ( competing because I like to compete,'; says Bihlman; adding that . . at a Cahfornra commumty college. There are now hme colleges m ~·- . . --,.{~';;'_:;-.--.;: ·--. . three more girls and possibly five wasn't her fault) in the earl/season. ·· she enjoys skiing because ''it's an individual sport. I don.'t have to . the_ state with skiing 0 !1 campus. . AND THE\''RE OFFttt BC '"'"""tn Miry Sye. 'f:hey're just the best March and April bcca11se of her teaching commitments. 0 Jwas out · · search of victory. She plans to keep competing indefinitely. · · · GEORGENE BIHLMANrelans proudly amona her'l'ut lkllna award col> ·': •. record is 25 ganies by Terry Denesha, who slatted his.streak in '78 and con- wilrhost this year-'s version of-the . Sophomore Vicki Brqwden currently holds two BC . coaches. Ms; Blunt is the kind to.k~p you going. She's · for _various. surgeries for four or five seaiions," recalls Bihltnan. • .."\Vhen~ver there is a thite Y!heri I'm not succ~sfyl, 1 wJHquit/\. lectlon, which represents over jo yean of coinpet1tio11. Tbe Inset shows a eluded u in '79. Watch our, Joe Dimaggio!!! · .. _.Metro .Conference -Champicinships . wonien;s track records. She holds the record for the a good friend even off the track." .- . . Thursday-Saturday, . · · That included abdominal surgery in 1915. , · ·· says Bihlman good-naturedly. In the mean time, she'll just addltot, ·. , picture of Blhlman which Willi ·used when the BC lmtructor was Inducted In· L.------.....------'----=-..,.,.-,----.,------'-':--'". . 3000 meters (11:19) and for the two mile run. Browden After saying this, Browden started off on an. hour · She considers herself very lucky to have made it through that low her trophy collection. · · · · to the Bob Elias Hall of Fanie two yean ago, ·(Photo: Rkk .Jones,) . is, according to track teach M11rlene Blunt; ''the most · · run. A'friend caUed out, "Vicki, why don't you just ru.n stable individual l'v.e had the opportunity to Jmow." . around theschciol?" ...... !JC hitters swing 'n away· . As a nursingniajor, being a '!&table individual';. will ''Because,,, said Browden, "that would only ~keJS ~~------. -.:c. -- ' • . . - . be to her advantage. Browden's inoiher is Ii riurse. ''My • minutes." . . . ·--~-~-=c;..-:::::.::·--==---=;:'::::.:::==·=-=-=·-.=· c:::·======:::::;::::::;-~~ -~-~·-··-· j~­ ..-Horse--Shew-~-Glassie--~. · ~-• Cl981 Califo:mL1 M.ilk AdV.is.ory. a·oard ; By TONY LACA \IA _ Piicher Crystal Maas hurled eight strikeouis BC mother is a nurse, and' she would like me to be also; · I . for ... 11: ' l Sports,Editor • including ihrce oi;i her lhone/pitch--'the change up, BC Friends have taiked me into chabging to itursi11g: (lhe . , ., '"--:..; , • .• ! Wlii!e' most .BC st;derits frO~iRd al the th011ghfof batters struckouttwice. The softballcrs improve to 3-4 . was previously a business.major). I think l_'lUike it, out.· set f o·r.- fairgrounds' -:returning to classes afte'r'a refreshing .hine:day vacation, ,,in Metropolitan Con Ference competitioti. ... , . . I haven't really gotien into it yet.". . . _.... · -. . . r . :Sc baseball coach Pete'Lango'and softball coach Perky •. The baseball team, meanwhile,showed California's . . Browden; who currently carries 15 units and is a. C Saluting horses, their handlers, · •During the secohd w~kend, the ~ewcombe certainly.have something to smile about and . No. I ranked Fresno they'.re no pushov~r 'in giving the . ave;age siudent; was a sprinter at East Bakersfield High . breeders and fans. are directors of. noted -Westerri Horse divisions will )ook forward io. _ _ . . . Rams a run fo[themoney ma 12-10 EasterToumey set' . School before !ioniing '10 BC. Since arriving here, she . the I Sth District Agricµltural be featured. Highlighted Saturday, has riot only decided to change her major but also_decid· l -· Association{sponsors of the. Kern_. . May 2 at 6:30 p.m. will .be the , ! 'Despite 4ropping three straight contests_ ill their QWn ..• · back. >/< .· ·. ·.. ··... _ _.· .• . . ·. _ . .·. . 'Easter baseball tourney, ·Lai)go's,squad can jump right ,/_BC field a 4,3 advantage at the end of the first ~nd,!he ed to _change to middle dislaJJt running froin the sprint. :County Fair National Horse Show $1,000 Trail Horse Classic; followed ' · She.also runs cross cou!llry, ·and last year, she literally ! · C:lasslc · ThursdayiSunday at ·. the . by th'e $1,000 ·Rein.ed Cow Horse · tack into the thick of things in conference plaY,. A.flee a/ contest. was deadlocked. at 6-6 throughthe fifth ·~~tng. ~low. start this. season the :'Gade nine has,rebourided . . Fresnos_ Antho~y Rl\l11lrez, ?o~ever, ended any VICtQry _ ran awai \Vith the cross country awards. sh~ was voted • · .. , - Kern County fairgrounds. . Classic...... Most Inspirational, Most Improved, and Most Valuable · · • · Admissiorito the eight-day event For more information contact the · :notably Y1itl(an 8-6 c6nference __ rec~rd--:-iltcluding two . hopes for _BC with a game,Ylinnmg sixth-inning two-rut\ {w___ ins and rio losses in._rn_·i:_ sec_ofia_ roun,1 before T. ues. day's double ...... _ . . runner on the cross country squad: . ;:r._:. ~" ·:' :/ .> · is free, whh dajly shows starling at 8 c Kern Couniy Fair·· main . office;_ "I've always lik~ running,"5ays Browden, ·"I ad- · c,., 'I:'' .-., - ;t,outwith fiJ$t-place -LA Valley. • . . . . ,. , · BC ca_.t_cher_Stev.e Durret broug_ht _a live_ 14 g·_ame h__ it· a.m. and!" p,m. . . · . 831-8540. .. - t_ing stieali itito Tuesday's contest at Valley. (Wheiher -. : _>Newl'om_. be w.' as iri the best_ of spirits Monday .while -. · ;~:~.~yu~:~1: ::y~~:~d~;i~~1:'~~~k~~:t:yh;;rj. · The Horse Show Cl.assic has been , :he hlt .safely in the Valley. game was imknown at press ·;::r ;f:J;,?-_ receiving entries by top horse. . .jPhoning_ in theresuh~-of 17-4 ,6-mp over Long time.) _ · ·. · ·. . _ . • · "·'I 0·1· 'nt .est"" " . . . · tfft_s)'if..'-;c' .,. ... '~ Fish and dame -· a . r.,... y g .cl er =· · ...... •'.· .•... ~«Iii'.~~---,-,.*.·· breeders arid riders from . reach-in Long Be'ach.'· ...... - '· . . Sophomore Van Thurman scorched his sixth homer · So sh~ 0:1tarted running in high school, but :,vas . -• •; ..:.-.w-. -·· throughout the United.States. The · Captain to. speak . «turned err· beciluse her coaches didn't care about the • r --.:.'·.:,. •• , ..... Both_ the run otitput hitoutpui (Ii!) ~re tea~ I i:lf the season in the Tourney opener against Pierce. The • • ~ >4' ~· -~ •. • I ~~d ...... show is classified as a Class A Show Fish and Game i'atro( Captain, . sprinters. Browden was s<> discouraged she almost did · ' . ,.. .\ . ;,, records for BC's first-ever women's. softball team. 'G_ades lost the contest, however.- 10-6. •· . · · . · ._. . . ' •. ~- ,..,. ., ' · recognized by major horse associa· .• ~ney B. Bryan°' will be recrnitirig •.;,We've-had games when we'veh~tl hinirig and no . BC outslugged Fresno; 17 hits 16. Give_ freshman not come out for tradCat BC: "A few friends told that . . . '.'' ~"-:..; .. ~ io ' . • I • ' ¥ . : , ! iions .towards national champion; . qualified applicah(s fo{the·positi runs. BC also -freshman' from East High held the tourney.win~irig . · . . . over _the Unrted States p.artJetJ!ating;"--- ~ent career providing fish and :got· doubles from· Jana Hawkln~ •. Sharon Peel, Delfa . West LA Oilers to three runs on seven hits while fanning · · a few goals for herself. ·. It is. one of the largest horses hows · wildlife conservation and protection "For this seasoit I want to break the 800 meter record . :Rodriguez and Cindy Martin. Rodriguez drove iri a · seven. ~ .) (2:18) and the ISOO, record,'' said Browden. Further­ · 'ever lo be held in Kern County, We · services. Bryan will expl;iin · the ;game·high four runs and has hit _in all but two games · BC travels to El Camino Thursday and host ·LA - more, she plans to get a job _this summer working with~- have over 7 ,000 entries," Icardo · various duties of a Fish antl"Garne :'.,(.. \this se~son. Pierce Saturday at 1:30 p.m. , said, "with 4,500 or those in the Warden, which include patrolling . ( . . . . . her-uncle in a gym. . . . ·. Hunter Jumper Divisions, whkh is. assigned areas to prevent fish· and . ·1·"; Among Browden's hobbies is reading. Her favorite ., author is Maya Angelou, but "I'll· read· anything . . _double last year's entries." _ . game violations, feeding of game ' !~.. • : He noted the Howard K. Dickson birds or animals. during unusual • Mysteries, love stories, adventu_re, or _anything,'' she ~. ' \~--:- 0 • • Grandstand. and the Fairground's weather conditions, Investigation of ltTetkins, LaFav·e spark BC said. "I !ove to read. I read all the time_because there is Y1ckJ ...... __ .. _J,... __ ,__ . North Arena has seatina for more suspected pollution in inland or nothing good on T. V." .

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• • MONDAY• APltlLJ7, ltll New BC language courses offered foreign students By DELMA SARMICANIC writing, and gra.mmar. The results dent center will be available by Staff, Writer will be given to a computer and August with Willard lel'Vina as Additional course offerings in students will be placed in the c;lass Coordinator of Fordan Studaht EnJllsh · as a foreign language and best suited to their individual needs. Services. ' Speech will be featured· in· BC's · Ali present. or prospective BC Mastery of Enalish u vital to tllC' foreiJn. student program next Fall students who are lntero!sted in such a cess In other scholutlc areu, such states Caroline Willard, coordinator· program are urge1,,n In Sea'1l~tei•, f•se wa, ...1,,ak, on ••• tj:1,;:;6:~~~rt ir::ri~ .. ~· .::•,t; .·. .. bi'.~J~;,~ •• .;.; th,illed to belnciuded in thC evi~i. which in,lud~ a . , . ham radio oriented publication,. took her near!>: four . . . of the cards\vhich was'written by an operator in a coim- kinetic se.n~e of typing to r~inforce .· . f~ee· lunch/' saict'the BC contestants. •.•we areall corivlnctd we co.uld· "years to .obta,in. . . - .· . . . . .··. . . ' . . - IY. inJ(~ntucky. After many phon~ calls, she fo~nd ~e putting .words ·together and it ,viii. beat ~omebody: even tou'gher. than Porterville;0' This was stoutly ., . , ; · Code. named WA6GQY, · Frances began operating a · had rrioved to Saudi Arabia. But her persist a.nee patd also stress handwriting.-- , · . · . . denied by Marchant, ·who has begged fo.r a rematch: . . , · ~ ham radio in the mid~'60's. When ~heJet her license ex- off wheri she cleai-ed up th~ problem which led the\vay At the next level are .Ef!glish 60 ·Be· will 'soon have the mac.hinery to· run its own comi,etition, and · - pire in 1%.9, ~he didn'.trenew.ii t,tntil 1974,:·due t9 a~usy . to her award. · • •·· .. ·· .. ··. ·. . ·. ·. ·.. . ·.. · . • .··.· ·., . ··.· ..· · (bilingual) ·,md • .English ,: 64 ·. (bi!~ . Rosales plans to build up sqi.t°iids torepresen.t_BC in competition; The · .. schedule and a lack of interest.· 1t was the.n her fnend Although. this seerns. like an incredible: accoinpiish- · · iiigual),. in addition. to· English 69 .· · . only equipment required for college bo\VI is a·buttcin to push, a list of .· and Fellow teacher ·at Porterville>College convinced·. inent;.Seamster is riot alone. She is the 3qth person to which Willard -describes as· an ·act~ questions to ask; a.nd a brain to store the answers in. The harrainpower is merely she deci~ed to i:nove from the 11ovice)eve1to·the general .31.2); · · ..• · i. .· · · . ·.·. ·.... · · . ·. . . · · . ·... · . ceriiering on the }\mericiin culti.tfe. , waiting to• be lapped. Ot so Rosales hopes; . . . . ll •· r I ·. · · · · · · · · .·· Currently working as. a .librarii(n ~t BC (or a year . . O_p··e_-.n· entry. clas. ses_ E_ ng· Hsh ~5.7 · . ·. · . · · · . · • _cwi:h (~~ ~ype ofH~ense, the operator has niuch more while Fred Jacobs is taking .time .to write at the Universi- • and Speech-257 will atierript to solve •. · A·ppolntments .· for fall • Counseling Spp0Jntment1 freedom ·with the extra wattage and• frequency, ·which . ty of North Carolina,· Seamster originally worked as. a . ·. special problems· ()11 which students reglslrallon ·are ni)w_ being ac, . are ·.. ·also· ·available·. · lhrouah . permit; a larger iudience IQ contact. And this is wha~_in· •• .· · .· librarian at Beale Library uritil Proposition 13 _erided her . may . reqllire a.c!dition~I_ ·. belp ·.. not·· ·. cepted at th.e Records Office In .. ·.. June 4,: Studerits.are ,ncoar'q· .' . .. :spired Seamster to attempt ihis phenomenon; Startmg. Job ther~, . : .·· .···...... ·..•... ·. . . . . available in the other classes. the. AdmlnlstraUon Building,. ·. · ..ed to make their appointments • on· Christmas Day,· t976, she spent the next four years . · What's in store for. the energetic la:dy :now? Seamster · · · : Testing ~iii don~ 1.n August to·.· . · .·· room : . · · . . . . . · early .111 order to beat the,rush,. · be 9 .. working extensively on ~er project. ff wasn't until Dec. . is no~ working on a different version o(her feaL Talk~ ·.. evaiuate students' language skills in .Registration. will . be held· . · of late registrants. ; •·. 8, 1980, her dream came true. · · .. ing to every county in Morst: code!. . . · listening; . speald ng, ·. re~ding, ·•. · Se__ptemberJ,3. 1 · · ·

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