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STATE NORMAL COLLEGE BOWLING GREEN, OHIO

JANUARY 1927

VOLUME VIII NUMBER 4

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• ••nrtf.I'The PhilosophyMI *i _i of~r a_ rnTeacher 1 _„„Jneed *«to 1be well informed. It pays to know more than books. Who Has Been Through 12. The ability to say "no" firmly, the Mill but kindly is one mark ox a succersul teacher. As B. G. N. C- is primarily a teach- 13. Smile often. You can say almost ers' training institution, the philosophy anything to nearly anybody if you say of one long in the ranks should be of it with a smile. some interest to those aspiring to 14. Never get too serious to play. become teachers. Therefore we asked a 15. Have an absorbing avocation. veteran to formulate in homely and Your body won't do well on one article untechnical terms the principles which of diet, and your mind won't do well on he has found of greatest worth. The one kind of occupation. Nothing is better following advice and philosophy is tbtT than an avocation to bring back a sense result. —The Editor)' of relative values. 1. Your greatest single problem wili 16. Be a real friend. An investment doubtless be discipline. You can't very in friends pays big dividends. well be a poor disciplinarian and a good 17. Be sincere and natural—it's so teacher. advantageous. 2- To make a good boy or girl of a 18. Look at your fellow students bad one, you've got to build on what he sometime and ask, "Would I want him has, not on what you wish he had. or her to teach my children?" Then go 3. While a great many qualities go home, look in the mirror, and ask your- to make up a good teacher, three of self the same question. these are outstanding: sympathy, a sense 19. Make effort to come by that un- of humor, and thoroness. common virtue called "common sense." Sympathy is another name for un- 20. In every person, acquaintance or derstanding. A sense of humor is the pupil, you'll find what you look for. stabilizer which keeps you on an even Students are quick to sense this. If you keel. Thoroness gives one the satisfac- look for dross, you'll surely find it. Most tion of a task well done. students will only too gladly facilitate 4. When a good teacher sees a your search. But if you look for gold, former student blossom forth into a you'll find that, too—but you must look credit to mankind, he is justified in for it. Pupils are pathetically eager to saying, "I helped build that." help you in this search—and some gold 5. The absolute confidence which is always there. some youngster will have in you wi 1 be greater pay than any amount of money. THE SECRET OF SUCCESS 6. It's quite distressing to have some youngster "call your bluff." The 1. Push, said the button. moral is obvious. 2. Keep cool, said the fan. 7. "Growth in service" is the suc- 3. Work hard—cider. cessful teacher's motto. 4. Take pains—window. 8. If you don't wish to teach a little 5. Go slow—snail. more effectively than it has ever been 6. Root—pig- done before, you'd better not get into 7. Dig—shovel. the game. 8. Look sharp—razor. 9. Miracles may be accomplished by 9. Grow—weed. faith—faith in yourself and faith in 10. Be pure—snow. your students. 11. Stick to it—fly paper. 10. Good leaders are more to be de- 12. Be fair—-compact. sired than good drivers. 13. Be firm—concrete. 11. As an interpreter of life, you 14. Be strong—the onion. BEE GEE NEWS 8 15. Keep busy—the bee. 18. Sophomore: would-be sophisticat- 16. Be brave—kingbird. ed folks, a little less green than a fresh- 17. Get ahead—cabbage. man. 18. Ring true—bell. 19. Freshman: raw material; some- 19. Have a definite aim—rifle. times very raw. 20. Carry on—basket. 20. Skirt: a belt ruffle; raiment which 21. Believe—child. doesn't bag at the knees. 22. Do it quietly—cat- 21- Addressograph: circulation mana- 23. Look 'round—ball. ger. 24. Stand upright—smokestack. 22. Goat: a poor deluded animal; the 25 Be straight—ruler. editor. 26. Stay sweet—sugar. 23. Smacker: kale, long green; plunk, 27. Lift—pry. dough, bone, dollar. 28* Be faithful—dog. 24. Gas: a mathematical prodigy. 29. Be deep—well. 25. Skin of your teeth: the manner in 30. Study—professors. which you'll graduate. 26. Quiz: abbreviated form of inqui- SECOND INSTALLMENT OF B. G. sition. N. C. DICTIONARY 27. Budd: a young flower; we call ours Alice. 1. Enrollment fee: so much sub- 28. Ski: a device for sitting down tracted from your Keith vaudeville fund. promptly and emphatically; should be 2. Week end: head; time to go home attached to many public speakers. and give the old folks a treat. 29. She: personal pronoun; should be 3. Personality: what each fancies spelled with capitals when referring to himself to have. HER. 4. Specimen: what a jealous co-ed 30. Applesauce: a line that catches thinks of her room-mate's new hat. no sucker. 5- Hooch: a kick in the pants. 31. Preposition: a poor word to end a 6. Holiday: what makes life worth sentence with. while. 32. Cuff: abbreviated notebook. 7. Come hither: a command usually 33. Bored: attitude of average stu- conveyed by feminine eyes. dent. 8. Friend: a person who knows all about you but likes you just the same. Those who failed to attend the 9. No: a negative; girl's way of say- Christmas party on December 21, missed ing yes. about the most tasteful and appropriate 10. Mule: what you consider someone program the college ever sponsored- who doesn't agree with you. Miss Neilson and' her co-workers cer- 11. Crook: the fellow who borrows tainly engineered a very dignified func- your best suit and takes your girl to the tion. The playlet, "The Perfect Gift," show. was appropriate in every way, as was 12. Walking: the exercise Ford made the procession of robed singers. And pleasant. how everyone did enjoy the Christmas 13- Cynic: a bachelor. tree and Santa Claus. Even the most 14. Fuse: an electrical devise that exacting would be pleased with such a robs the suneptitious candy maker's life program. of joy. 15. Grind: the fellow who studies "Who ruined that cherry tree, son?" more than you do. Pierre Wheeler—"I cannot tell a lie, 16. Senior: one older; usually ad- dad, it was the San Jose scale." dresses you as "hey"! 17. Junior: one younger; usually two- A fly has 9,369,999 pores in its body. thirds asleep. If you don't believe it, count them. BEE GEE NEWS a committee of ninety-six educated men BEE GEE NEWS and women all of whose names are found in "Who's Who in America." Ar- Published By THE STUDENTS AND FACULTY ranged in order of their popularity as Bowling Green State Normal College published by the American Library As- Published Monthly Except Aug. and Sept. sociation. Have you read these? • Entered as second-class matter December 20, 1920, at Bowling Green, Ohio, under 1. "Ivanhoe" Scott the Act of March 3, 1879. 2. "David Copperfield" Dickens EDITORIAL STAFF 3. "The Scarlet Letter" Hawthorne Editor-in-Chief - T. F. Edwards. Fremont 4. "Les Miserables" - Hugo Ass't Editor - Ralph Engle, Bowling Green Athletic Editor - F. Roach, Potsdam, N. Y. 5. Autobiography - Franklin Literary Ed. - Charlotte Gaeth Oak Harbor 6. "Man Without a Country"... Hale • Society Editor - - Marie Dock, Toledo Circulation Mgr. - Robt. Wyandt, Convoy 7. "Ben Hur" Wallace Adver. Mgr. - Chas. Freehafer, Belville, O. Reporter - - Marguerite Bremer, Lorain 8. "The Tempest", "King Lear," Reporter - - Catherine Auxter, Lindsey "Hamlet" - Shakespeare Alumni Editor - Prof. Schaller, B. Green Faculty Auvisor - Prof. Beattie, Agr. Dept. 9. "Life of Johnson Boswell * SUBSCRIPTION RATES 10- "Pilgrim's Progress" Bunyan Single Copy 5 cents Per Year 50 cents Subscription payable in advance Library Notes Send all Remittances to CIRCULATION MGR., BEE GEE NEWS Bowling Green, Ohio The dictionary catalog is a library f In care of B. G. S. N. C. tool that is found in nearly all well or- ganized libraries. Ie derives its name It was quite clever, that Noel singing from its arrangement, author card, title * on Wednesday before Christmas. Miss card, and subject card being arranged Morelock, Miss Shuler, Miss Loomis, in the same order as the words of a Miss Clements, and the music students dictionary. Suppose for instance that « deserve credit for a very creditable you wished to find the number for Mc- piece of work. Murry's "The method of the recita- o tion." In this library and in many others « This month the readers of the Bee names beginning in Mc are treated as if Gee News will notice a new page called spelled Mac. So looking among the "THE BOOK SHELK." This is in agree- cards in the tray containing the Macm 4 ment with our policy of making the Bee cards we come to Gee News the best all around paper that 371 is possible to get under our present M16m McMurry, Charles Alexander ± conditions. Every trade must have its The method of the recitation, by distinctive tools and so teachers with- Charles A. McMurry..... and Frank out a knowledge of the best in litera- M. McMurry New York (etc.). v ture, history, or an acquaintanceship The Macmillan company, 1903. with the use of reference materials, is xi, 339 p. 19cm no better in his trade than a carpenter There is a card like this except for without a saw, hammer, or chisel. From a red typed heading "Teaching," another » month to month we hope to include on with the black typed heading "The this page those things that will help the method of the recitation," and still an- student to master not only the use of other with the black typed heading v different reference materials but also to "McMurry, Frank Morton, joint author." become acquainted with some of the So there are four places in the diction- best books. ary catalog where the entry for this book may be found. * From month to month the Bee Gee I wonder how many notice the date News will publish portions of a list of of publication noted in the catalog when the one hundred best books selected by searching for material. Does the size BEE GEE NEWS of the book interest you ? We see in the is its emphasis upon current informa- instance quoted here that there are 339 tion, i.e. present day meaning, pronun- pages and 11 preliminary pages, pre- ciation and spelling. This work con- sumably preface or introduction or tains m«ny scientific terms. both. It is 19 centimeters high which The Oxford Dictionary is the most puts it in the ovtavo size. There is no authorative and outstanding of the mention of illustrations and since this English-speaking world. is a printed Library of Congress card, Webster's New International Diction- we may assume that the book has none. ary of the English Language. This dic- tionary contains, in the same list, both the usual dictionary words and also Dictionaries foreign phrases, abbreviations, proverbs, noted names of fiction and all proper Dictionaries are the main sources of names except those in the biographical information about words, their spelling, and geographical lists. The Appendix pronunciation, meaning, derivation, etc. contains a pronouncing gazetteer, pro- The student should familiarize himself nouncing biographical dictionary, arbi- with the special features and supple- trary signs used in writing and printing, mentary lists of each of the great dic- and a classified selection of pictorial tionaries if he is to make each of these illustrations. A special feature in the books serve all the purposes that it can arrangement is the divided page, con- be made to serve. taining in the upper part the main For a general survey of the whole words of the language and in the lower field of LANGUAGE DICTIONARIES, part, in finer print, minor words, foreign consult the article "Dictionary" in the phrases, abbreviations, etc. This is a Encyclopedia Britannica, 11th edition. good general dictionary with no marked This is valuable for its historical in- specialization or bias. B * formation; but the following informa- tion will help the student to use the dictionaries to their greatest extent. CHAPEL NOTES Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia. This is the most comprehensive and de- December 21 tailed American dictionary. Its special Rev. Consteine, of this city, gave a features are: its free inclusion and short but interesting address on "Christ- careful treatment of the technical terms mas." Although the subject "Christ- of the various sciences, arts, trades and mas" often seems to be exhausted, he professions; its excellent illustrations told us some new and interesting and plates; and, particularly, the large things, which made us all feel more amount of encyclopedia material in- keenly than before, the importance of cluded. This last feature makes the these holidays. work very valuable. Standard Dictionary. This dictionary January 11 is published by Funk and Wagnalls. It "The Grandeur of Living" was pre- is the most recently revised of Ameri- sented to us by Rev. Smith, pastor of can dictionaries; therefore often the the local Lutheran church. The address most useful for new words. This book was both interesting and helpful- It contains in one alphabet all ordinary was inspiring to have set before us, the dictionary words and also the various wonders of our age and the possibilities proper names, i.e. biographical, geo- that are ours. graphical, mythological, biblical, ..etc. The Appendix contains disputed pro- Judge—Ah, the old story! Marry in nunciations, rules for simplified spelling, haste and repent at leisure. foreign words and phrases, and sta- Plaintiff—No sir; married at Hast- tistics of population. Its special feature ings and repented at Leicester. BEE GEE NEWS SOCIETIES sisteds of a beautiful candlestick salad and wafers. More singing followed as EMERSON LITERARY SOCIETY the party adjourned. Those who were • On Wednesday, January 12, the Em- fortunate enough to be present pro- ersonians assembled in their usual claimed the party a success. manner. After singing the college Thursday, January 13 * song, the group discussed some import- The first meeting following the vaca- ant business, namely: making arrange- tion was held Thursday evening at the ments for a party. Following this, usual time and place- It was a Social - Parliamentary Drill was enthusiastically Service meeting in charge of Miss Verna indulged in by all the members. A very Buell, chairman of the Social Service carefully planned program was given, Committee. She was assisted by mem- * entitled, "A Night With O'Henry." The bers of her committee, Mildred Mose- numbers of the program were: "The berger with a talk on "Social Service," Life of O'Henry" by Dwight Daniels; and Vera Mae Ginder with a talk on , "The Characteristics of O'Henry's "Our College." Miss Moseberger showed Plots" by Lurlene Beatty; A Story of what things a society might do to be of O'Henry by Martha Burwell; several service to the community surrounding, y viola selections by Jessie Lillicotch, and and Miss Ginder gave an enlightening a quartette number by Ellura Cook, talk on the history of our college from Marie Dock, Helen Brown, Lillian Ben- its beginning. son and Olive Bowersox as accompanist. Some of our members have evidently The meeting was adjourned with the failed to get back into the habit of going promise of a lively program for Janu- to Y. W. since the vacation. You are y ary 26, which will be an "open meet- not giving the organization a fair trial ing." All the students of Bee Gee are if you do not attend the meeting and invited to attend this program. take an active part in the work. With our membership, we should have Room * W. A. A. 315 over half full every Thursday night. Get the "Y. W. Habit" and see how you The Woman's Athletic Association is ¥ planning a party for its members April like it. 2, 1927. At this time awards will be made to all girls to have the required Y. M. C. A. number of points. The group that came to room 103A Y. W. C A. on the evening of January 20, to hear *. A Y. W. C. A. Christmas party was a Mr. Leigh Nishet, Maumee Valley Coun- pre-vacation feature that was great'y cil, Field Scout Executive, Boy Scouts enjoyed by those members who were of America, was small but were very * present. much interested. Mr. Nisbet gave a The fun began with a Christmas story very good talk on the work of the Boy involving little Mary Christmas, which Scouts, followed by a demonstration of ended to the satisfaction of all. Santa "fire by friction." He is coming back k Claus then arrived and presented each sometime in the near future and will good girl with a toy which she retained give us a good social hour in the gym- for the remainder of the evening, after nasium, explaining, demonstrating, and k which they were given to needy chil- playing games and doing Scout work. dren. Other games followed and were o greatly enjoyed. Craft—If you refuse me, Louise, I . Small red candles marked each place shall never love another. and larger candles were lighted. By the Louise—Ah, that's all very well, but light of these, Christmas carols were does the promise hold good if I acecpt f sung and lunch was served. Lunch con- you BEE GEE NEWS FIVE BROTHERS The college colors and palms were cleverly arranged about the gym. With the approach of mid-winter all Music was furnished by Leo Lake and activities of the college seem to be his orchestra. f progressing nicely. The same can be Clever programs were furnished each readily said of the Five Brothers Fra- of the dancers, a triangle booklet with ternity. With practically all the public the name of each sorority and their initiation of the neophytes finished, at- faculty advisor on the cover. * tention has been transferred to the con- Refreshments were served between ferring of the three degrees contained dances. f in the ritualistic work. With this ac- complished, the Brothers will be able to O. A. T. wejcome into their ranks somewhere be- The 0. A .T., or the Order of Artistic tween 15 and 18 men as full-fledged Typists, is a professional organization ' brothers. of the artists in typewriting- Junior Pledge pins of a very neat design membership is open to anyone who is have been obtained and distributed studying typewriting in a school, or by among the neophytes. It is the desire himself, who is able to pass the Junior of the fraternity that the men within test. Senior membership is open to all its ranks shall be known as associated typists who have reached a speed of at 1 with it, and has adopted this plan of least forty words a minute in general recognition for its pledges. "plain" copying. The Competent Typist Plans have been discussed pertaining Certificate is issued to candidate who r to the annual Five Brothers dance, to are able to qualify at fifty words a min- be held next semester. Although the ute, with not more than five errors. exact type of party to be given is not Every member of the Sophomore Typing * settled, the best efforts of the fraternity class this year has received his cer- will be exended that it may be a good tificate of Junior membership, which is one. very unusual for an entire group. They , With the starting of the second se- are: Irene Plummer, Dorothy Beckman, mester several old brothers intend to Lois Smith, Mildred Heffelfinger, Fran- again register for work at Bee Gee Col- ces Bush, Olive Cummings, Alice Heirs, A lege. Several neophytes are changing Bessie Biddle, Vilroe Peckinpaugh, Ar- their room ng places to the fraternity tLll ill ai.c Charles Buckles. house and, with these two sources to Dorothy Beckman and Bessie Biddle rely upon, the house will be filled to have reached the standards for their capacity. This rooming house has, in- Competent Typist Certificate. Seven deed, been a boon to the fraternity by members of the Stenography class have providing a place of meeting and creat- received their transcription test certifi- ing a bond of feeling and friendship cate, having written for five minutes at between members to an extent that has sixty words a minute, and transcribing never before been experienced. the notes neatly and accurately on the typewriter. They are: Bessie Biddle, INTER-SORORITY COUNCIL Dorothy Beckman, Aline Ruhle, Mildred Heffelfinger, Irene Plummer, Olive Cum- Th Inter-Sorority Council held its mings, and Frances Bush. The follow- 4 first dance at the college December 18, ing have received their O. G. A. certifi- 1926. cate: Irene Plummer, Aline Ruhle, Bes- Between sixty and seventy couples sie Biddle, Lois Smith, Vilroe Peckin- * were greeted by the reception commit- paugh and Alice Heirs. The purpose of tee, Mr. and Mrs- J. R. Overman, Mr. the O. G. A. is to encourage the devel- and Mrs. W. A. Zaugg, Miss Matilda opment of skillful shorthand writing. I Morelock and Dr. M. G. Scheck, as the Membership is granted to those whose evening's entertainment opened. notes show artistic merit. - BEE GEE NEWS SEVEN SISTERS that his ways must be mended. Since that policy was initiated, the commit- In the midst of the struggle for a tee has noticed an improvement in reci- ± meeting place in Shatzel Hall, the Seven tations. Sisters survived in the club room, Tues- The committee, composed of Faculty day, January 11. Advisor E. C. Powell, Brother Albert Two degrees were administered to the Schmidt and Neophyte Edwards, aver- pledges, which finally resulted in the aged the grades of the whole organiza- wearing of black dresses by all pledges, tion. As an arbitrary basis A was Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Dur- evaluated as 4, B as 3, C as 2, D as 1, ing the week of January 16, ear-rings and F as 0- On that basis the average of an unusual size were worn by the for the 2nd six weeks of the first se- victims. After all this cruel treatment mester was found to be C plus. the pledges resolved to entertain the The Five Brothers are wondering if members by means of a Theatre Party, any other organization on the campus Tuesday, January 18. is brave enough to publish its average and face the music. The worthy pledges of the Seven FEBRUARY GRADUATES Sisters Sorority entertained their sisters The following people will graduate with a Theater Party at the Cla-zel. The next week from B. G. N. C. and go forth movie was not so deep, but at least to seek their fortunes and disseminate called forth a spontaneous sigh at the light throughout the world. occurence of the last scene. After the Diploma in Elementary Education show all the girls enjoyed refreshments Neva H. Bowman, Beulah Bobb at Calomiris's. Probably the most ex- Bressler, Ethsl Da ey, Myrtle Emery, citing part of the evening was the snow- Helen Gould Hilgencck, Jessie Lea, ball bombardment by three strange vil- Opal M. McClarrcn, Haz^n Kin

The "Defiance Collegian" has a unique way of setting forth the newest fashions. Here's one: ,o }{* Mrs. Spratt was very fat And wanted to be lean, FROM OUR EXCHANGE She counted all her calories Down to a single bean. In large letters, written across the And then she heard that Paris said top of the "Capital Chimes" were these The new lines would be curves, So now she lives on almond tarts words: 'Cap. Beats Bluff ton in Slow And apricot preserves. Game, 33-20.' Capital has a good team again this year with several of their The All BTG. N. C. Girls old veterans back again. We're looking for a good game February 11, when our Facial Features, like. Mary Austins men meet Capital at Columbus. Let's A Smile, like Marie Dock's go, cagers! A Voice, like Merle Gray's Innocence, like Kate Gunn's Feminity, like Catherine Stout's One of the snappiest papers we came Friendliness, like Genevieve Storey's across through our exchange is the Efficiency, like— Arlene Stannard's "Look-a-Head", from St. Paul's High Persuasism, like Charlotte Gaeth's School, Norwalk, O. In their last edi- Pride, like Grace Tressel's tion they published ten sport command- Scholarship, like Martha Burwell's ments which we thought were "right Pep, like Ildyrth Moseley's there." Here they are: Brains, like —— Mollie Bremer's 1. Thou shall not quit. Industry, like Ellura Cook's 2. Thou shalt not alibi. Superiority Complex, like Benny's 3. Thou shalt not gloat over winning. Signed 4- Thou shalt not be a rotten loser. An Uninterested Observer. . 10 RET^. GEE NEWS SPORTS

HEIDELBERG GAME Yawberg, f _ __ 0 0 0 Fries, c. - 5 0 10 The college opened the bask-t bill Brand, g. 1 7 9 season for 1926-27 by taking the i^st Fish, g. - 1 0 2 Heidelberg quintet into camp to the Leitman, g _ 0 tune of 29-27. It was more or less an experiment on Total 9 25 the part of the Bee Gee team and th-5 line-up was changed several times be- THE ST. JOHN'S GAME fore the Orange and Brown made much December 21 the Orange and Brown of a showing. journeyed to Toledo to meet th? St. The first half was decidedly in favo~ John's College quintet. of the visitors but Captain Olds final'y This was another well-played, hard- got his machine to work and in th° fought game, and the Bee Gee boys second period Bee Gee took the lead to were victorious by a score of 31-26. come out on the long end of the score. As usual, Bowling Green got away Line-up to a poor start, but after a few minutes G F TB of play, found themselves and started Miller, f. 2 0 4 showing the old ability that they really Merkle, f 10 2 possess. Olds, c. and f. 4 3 11 The Line-up Fries, c. 3 17 G F TB Brand, g. 1 1 3 Olds, (C) ,f. _. _ 4 2 10 Leitman, g 0 0 0 Miller, f 10 2 Fish, g _ 0 2 2 Merkle, f. _ 4 2 10 Fries, c. _ 3 1 7 Total 11 7 £9 Fish, g 1 0 2 Biand, g. 0 0 0 NORTHERN GAME Total 13 3 31 The college dropped its second gam*! of the season to Ohio Northern, by a THE BLUFFTON GAME score of 25-38. Bowling Green basketeers went to However, this was not a con'erenco Bluffton, January 7, to open the Little game and the defeat may have b?en a Ohio Conference season at the Bluffton blessing in disguise, because it taught College gym. the team that a basket ball game could The game was exciting from the not be won on a previous reputation, start, with one side in the lead long but that it required a fighting effort on enough to lose it to the other. the part of every player, regardless of It was in the final period of the game his past record. that Captain "Hade" Olds broke loose The second half showed a greit im- with a brand of ball that Bluffton was provement for Bee Gee, but the flash not used to seeing, and, before the final came too late in the game to overcome whistle blew, Bluffton was left far be- the lead of Northern. hind, the final score being 30-19. Line-up Line-up G F TB G F TB Olas, c, f. 2 0 4 Miller, f 4 0 8 Miller, f 0 0 0 Merkle, f. 2 1 5 Merkle, f. _ ___0 0 0 Yawberg, g. ,.Q 0 0 BEE GEE NEWS 11 Fries, c. 0 0 0 Olds (C), g. - 5 5 16 Brand, g. __. 1 0 2 Fish, g 0 0 0 DO YOU KNOW Total 12 6 30 THAT

THE TOLEDO U- GAME A Good Shoe P'.us Our Saturday, January 8, Toledo U. came REPAIRING to Bowling Green with the intention o* gives . spoiling Bee Gee's conference record, but we had to send them home disap- More Comfort pointed because we had to beat them I More Wear 37-33. It was a fast and furious game, how- and saves ever, with almost super-human fast More Money work on both sides. Fish, one of our delicate little guard-, than two pairs of cheap shoes spoiled basket after basket for ths visi- Have Your Shoes Repaired tors and now and then hun^ up a counter for himself. The Line-up I G F TB Church Shoe Shop Miller, f. _ 4 0 8 Olds, f 2 4 8 Merkle, f 1 0 2 Fries, c - 7 0 14 .;.< * Fish, g 1 0 2 Brand, g 1 1 3 Collins' Total 16 5 37 BEAUTY SHOP THE WILMINGTON GAME The college lost a hard-fought, rather | Marcelling and Shampoo j hard luck game to Wilmington College, a Specialty January 14, in an over-time period by ! the score of 30-34. "A Soft Water Resort" Bowling Green missed Fries in h?r line-up but led Wilmington the greate? part of the game. When the final whistle blew the score stood 28 all, and an over-time period b * was played to make the score 30-34 with SEE Wilmington on the long end. Brighams THE DAYTON U. GAME With defeat of the night before still FOR on their minds, the Bee Gee boys went to Dayton, January 15, to play Dayton University- FANCY VALENTINE It was another poor night for Bowl- BOQUETS ing Green because they had to take the short end of a 26-27 count. !. 12 BEE GEE NEWS GIRLS' ATHLETICS

At the present time the main sport in which the women are participating, I POWELL BROS. is basket ball. About seventy girls, just Hot Chocolate or Hot Malted Milk learning the game, have joined the prac- tice squads, along with an equal number at of experience players. On account of inadequate floor space POWELL BROS. and time the girls have been able to "The Rexall Store" play but once or twice a week,—the boys using the gym floor every night. It is just at times, such as these, that the realization comes to us of our need for a new gymnasium for women. AN INTERVIEW WITH COACH The members of the teams and squads STELLER will be chosen at the beginning of next semester, leaving an adequate time for We went to our congenial head coach the playing of inter-class games. the other day and asked his opinion on o what athletics is doing for the young Matron at Shatzel (over the phone) man of today. Coach is so easy to talk —Frances is not in. Can I take any to that the interview and all premedi- message ? tated questions were forgotten and we Young Male Voice (nervously)—Er- became two fellows enjoying a good yes. Just say-er-Toodle-oo-sweety-eet- talk. ums—from Norman. Coach remarked in substance that athletics are getting general, and that the tendency is away from a highly trained few to the well trained many. With this in view, many colleges are limiting varsity eligibility to two years. We are following the modern idea in our intra-mural league which is giving NEW basket ball training to about eighty Spring Shoes, Dresses and Mi1. ■ men. linery. New spring shades are Mr. Steller thinks hard physical work here in abundance; the new crea- is as good or better than dabbling in tions in dresses are wonderful at athletics, except that it doesn't teach team work and co-operation as well as $4.98 formal athletics. Besides many now- and a-days don't get the hard work. Ideally, everyone should get at least one hour $9.90 each day of strenuous exercise. Coach rather surprised us by saying Millinery that speaks for itself at that walking is the ideal exercise in that it not only works the big muscles, $1.98 but also develops and conditions the vital organs. He concluded his remarks by saying that the slogan of modern $4.98 athletics is, "make it fun." in felts and trimmed models Everything was so still in the main hall you could hear a gum drop. BEE GEE NEWS 13 Dedicated to Mr. Ronk

College Pins and Would you keep the dorm from crumb- ling? Pins Take down your pictures! at Would you save its walls from falling? Knockout Prices Take down your pictures! for this month Would you change your taste and man- PLAIN SEALS ners? 50c and 75c Well these planners GOLD-FILLED AND STERLING Carry this upon this banner: SILVER BAR PINS Take down your pictures! 75c to $1.00 GOLD-FILLED B's Would you save the phone and mirror? 70c Take down your pictures! Devastation is coming nearer, WATCH CHARMS Take down your pictures! $3.50 RINGS Would you keep the whole creation 75c to S4.00 In a state of preservation? Oft you hear this proclamation— These are Hot Bargains so get Take down your pictures! them while getting is good JEWELER —Original 121 N. Main St. W AN INTERESTING STATEMENT ' The following budget, furnished by , Burkett's a col?%ge president, gives us something The Home of 5c Sandwiches to think about: Bologna, Veal Loaf, Pressed Ham, We squander every year— Boiled Ham, Brick, Pimento, Swiss $2,100,000,000 for smokes—cigars, and American Cheese cigarettes, snuff, etc. $1,000,000,000 for movies. Close by, 902 E. Wooster $2,230,000,000 for candy. $1,950,000,000 for cosmetics, perfume, Across from Elementary Building scented toilet soap. $300,000,000 for soft drinks. $50,000,000 for chewing gum. $3,000,000,000 for races, joy rides and <• pleasure resorts. THE CHANCES ARE For luxuries of all kinds we spend BETTER THAN EVEN yearly $22,700,000,000. That Your Against this we spend annually $1,- ANNUITY LIFE INSURANCE 000,000,000 for all education. CONTRACT $650,000,000 for grade schools. will mature as LIFE INSURANCE $150,000,000 for colleges and profes- instead of sional schools. DEATH INSURANCE $100,000,000 for public high schools. Better See $15,000,000 for normal schools. ROY E. LOOMIS AGENCY $25,000,000 for all church schools and Over Wood County Savings Bank colleges.—The Chariot. 14 BEE GEE NEWS ORANGE PEELS any other can care for, because the pu- pils do not know who she is looking at. King Solomon (or was it David?) said: "I said in my haste all men are Arithmetic liars." But if he'd taken his time to He is teaching her "arithmetic." it he couldn't have done much better- He said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice, According to a French professor, And said, "Now, that's addition." bobbed hair is nothing new. Joan of Arc, the heroine of France, wore hers And as he added smack by smack bobbed. And in 1796, this professor In silent satisfaction, says, during the "reign of terror" in She sweetly gave his kisses back France, the French women bobbed their And said, "Now, that's subtraction-" hair in memory of the many victims who were guillotined by the revolution- Then he kissed her and she kissed him, ists. Without any exclamation, Then both together "smiled" and said, "That's multiplication." Do you know how to tell the tempera- ture by a cricket? Count the number But dad approached upon the scene of its chirps a minute, subtract 40, di- And made a quick decision. vide the remainder by four, then add 50 He kicked the lad three blocks away and your answer will be just about And said, "That's long division." what the thermometer says. —L. B. Furr. South Hill, Va. Nowadays when a man marries he doesn't give his name to the girl. She Pete Pelton had the following story to just borrows it for a little while.—As- tell this morning when he came to sociated Arizona Producer. school: "I fell out of bed last night." A pessimist remembers that the lily Woodring—"You must have slept too belongs to the onion family, an optimist near where you got in." that the onion belongs to the lily family. Pete—"No, I slept too near where I New Britain Herald. fell out."

Mr. Beattie is so mean that he put Sanholtz—"They say people with op- green spectacles on a horse and thsn posite characteristics make the happiest fed him on shavings to make him be- marriages." lieve it was grass. Glaser—"Yes: that's why I'm looking for a girl with money." When McDaniels writes his name it looks like a Chinese subscription for the chills.

If a man eats dates, is he consuming H. Rappaport & Co. time? Valentines and According to modern methods if a Valentine Greetings man and a girl enter a room in which Favors, etc. there is only one chair the man should sit down first. "RAPPAPORTS For Everything »» A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order that BEE GEE NEWS 15

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"Kuder saved $100 last year on hist incidental expenses." "How's that?" "He found a brand of cigarettes that none of his friends liked." Home Cooking Home Baking f The thing that goes the farthest Quality Foods j toward making life worth while, That costs the least, and does the most* is just a pleasant smile. The smile that bubbles from a heart that loves his fellow man Will drive away the cloud of gloom and coax the sun again. It's full of worth and goodness, too* MRS. BRIGGS INVITES YOU with manly kindness bent, It's worth a million dollars and doesn't cost a cent.. 16 BEE GEE NEWS «.;. New Year's Poem

LET What did you do to the poor old year To make him so eager to go? What did you tell him to start a tear And fill him so full of woe? Bowers What did you solemnly leave undone Wrenching his soul with pain? What did you do to the year, my son, Do Breaking his heart in twain? Your What did you do to the dying year, Making him loth to stay? GARMENT Was there a synical, bitter sneer Marring your face one day? CLEANING Was there temptation you didn't resist To injure your fellowmen? Was there a chance for a kindness missed, Never to come again? PHONE 163-R What was the thought or the word or V- deed, Bowling Green Ohio Making him keen to leave? What was the warning you failed to heed, Causing his heart-to grieve? Think of it well ere the glad New Year Come; so more you'll stray Into the error that cost you dear! THE JENNY Make the youngster glad to stay.

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AM ».;. Harry Towers was being entertained at the home of his friend, Ralph Engle. "Harry,' said Mrs. Engle at the dinner J Sanitary Dry table, "are you sure you can cut your own meat?" i Cleaners Harry, who was making desperate efforts with his knife and fork, replied: j DYEING :: PLEATING j "Yes, thanks. I've often had it as j BETTER DRY CLEANING j tough as this at home." i 139 E. WOOSTER ST. An old lady was crossing the street. A PHONE 28 dog ran into her with so much force that it knocked her down. Just then •' ™ i ™ i ■ nj» Norman Schwartz's Ford ran over her. Judge Crawford came to her assistance. Mrs. Whipple (to Hefty)—You girls He said: "Lady, did that dog hurt you?" are so useless nowadays. Why, I be- She looked at him a little dazed and re- lieve you don't know what needles are plied: "No, the dog didn't hurt me, it for! was the tin can tied to his tail-" Hefty—What a dear mother you are! Why needles are used to paly the Vic- Elementary Love trola, of course. Peg Brewster and Howard Waltz sit- ting close together on a couch before a Forget each kindness that you do cozy fire. As soon as you have done it; Howard burst into song: Forget the praise that falls on you "You are gladness, you are sunshine, The moment you have won it; You are happiness, I trow; Forget the slander that you hear You are all to me, my darling, Before you can repeat it That is lovely here below." Forget each slight, each spite, each Peg whispered in his ear: sneer, "You are splendor, you are glory, Wherever you may meet it. You are handsome, you are.true; All there is this side of heaven Remember every kindness done I behold, my love, in you! To you, whatever its measure; A gruff voice in the doorway: Remember praise by others won, "I am lightning, I am thunder And pass it on with pleasure. I'm a roaring cataract Remember every promise made I am earthquakes and volcanoes And keep it to the letter; And I'll demonstrate the fact! Remember those who lend you aid, And he did! And be a grateful debtor. 18 BEE GEE NEWS Mrs. Slotterbeck—Good heavens, son; All Said and Done we've just run over a poor man. Stop! The speedometer said sixty miles an Stop! hour. Clyde—Keep still mother; you'll make The constable said it was ninety. everyone think this is the first time we The natives said it was a crime. were ever out in an auto- He said it was the life. 4, His friends said it with flowers. Figuratively Speaking With Charley T8 K8 made a d8, for The following story is told of our which she w8td until 18. basket ball captain: Then when she heard him slam the g8 Hayden came home from his first visit her little heart was filled with h8, And I am merely here to st8 (although to Sunday School, carrying a small bag 'tis painful to rel8) of chocolates. She b8 the p8 of that poor sk8 until he "Why, Hayden, where did you get the ran at fearful r8. chocolates?" asked his mother. Hayden When he his lungs could not infl8, down looked up in surprise. by the road he sadly s8 "I bought them with the 10 cents you And said: "Gosh, how she can ber8! gave me," he said. "The minister met She'll never, never! be my m8!" me at the door and got me in for noth- ing." Good Reason V- "Why are you looking so ill, my Vodka is like grape pop only a hatchet dear?" won't float in grape pop. "Huh! why do you leave corn-pasters lying on your dresser when you know very well they look just like life-saver candies?" THE CLA-ZEL Employer (dictating to new stenog- rapher)—If I'm too fast for you just FRIDAY—FEB. 4th tell me. DOROTHY MACKAILL Stenog—Goodness, no! My last boss with Jack Mullhall had tried to kiss me by this time. in

Mr. Schwarz—I bought a hat for my "Just Another wife and I had to run home all the way. Blonde" Dr. Kohl—What for? Mr. Swarz—I was afraid the style would change before I got home. SATURDAY—FEB. 5th CONRAD NAGEL with Claire Windsor If Queen Bess and Sir Walter were in to pull their act today: Walter (sweetly)—"Bess, dear, your "Tin Hats" feet are getting wet." One of the Biggest Comedies Bess (the true co-ed)—"So's your old of the Year. mantle." Friendly German (to waiter)—"Wie SUNDAY—FEB. 6th geht's?" Leitman—"One order of wheat cakes." MILTON SILLS in German—"Nein, nein!" a Macs—"Nine? Boy, you sure are The Silent Lover" hungry!"

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