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She | CONTENTS old Broward County resident felt Mayer’s video didn’t “properly represent me or | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | | | ART STAGE NIGHT+DAY | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | burst onto the national con- my program.” Also, because she had a “nonexistent” sciousness in late 2013, not social network prior to going viral, “imposters with long after posting a video of herself doing demeaning and self-fulfilling agendas” created fake Y® Prancercise , which she defines as “a springy, sites and spread misinformation, like rumors that ® | rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a Prancercise was a failed program from the 1980s. horse’s gait, and ideally induced by elation.” Rohrback won’t say how much she’s earned (“I PULP | The video racked up 12 million views, keep my finances very personal”) but notes she and Rohrback became an overnight celeb- had always been a risk-taker, day-trading stocks NEWS | NEWS rity, ultimately appearing in everything from and gambling at casinos. “I choose to live very an episode of Glee to a John Mayer video. humbly now like I did back then, because I found This fall, she announced that anyone can be- my health and lifestyle was too compromised.” ® come a Prancercise instructor by purchasing a Rohrback says her work brought on “a severe case N preferred membership ($75), reading her book of electromagnetic sensitivity from overexposure to | IGHT+DAY ($12.95 in paperback through Amazon), and then the internet, cell phones, smart meters, and the like passing a test based on the book. Interested parties — especially wearing metal-filled ankle weights con- must also purchase 15 minutes of Prancercise® tinuously, further compounding the radiation on me.” coaching ($15) and send Ro hrback a video clip In the future, Rohrback would like to do proving they can execute “the four modes of more videos. She’d also like to find a trusted S TAGE | TAGE Prancercise®” correctly. After those steps, they partner who shares her passion for Prancer- must sign licensing agreements and can remain cise® to establish studios and franchises. ® certified as long as they pay the annual fee. These days, she stays busy teaching Prancercise So three years later, how does the whole and doing wellness coaching: “I’ve turned down A RT | FILM RT thing look to the lady who started out with appearances that would be too disruptive to my ankle weights on Hollywood Beach when an healthy and peaceful lifestyle.” She eats a mostly Illustration via Shutterstock vegan diet and exercises for an hour and a half each day, “including 45 minutes of Prancercise® daily.” READ MORE NEWS DAILY AT D BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM. [email protected]