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VOLUME 69, NUMBER 36 CUIUS, ALTIUS, FORTIUS TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 25.1S92 INSIDE Budget deficit forces cutbacks in student aid
By RACHELMATHASON school year, but the dollar amount is Staff Writer 'It's a very difficult situation because the University likely to increase once again. The Office of Financial Assistance "At the same time as the Universi Service's March 1 priority deadline is doesn't have the funds to help replace money which gets ty is adding dollars to its assistance just around the corner, but this year cut,' programs, the state government is cutting back and the federal govern some students at the University of Martin Carney, Miami may have more than just the ment, at best, is remaining at about upcoming deadline to worry about. director of financial the same level. Unfortunately, there's Budget deficits brought on by the assistance services really very little we can do about it, recession may force several state pro and that bothers me," said Carney. grams, including the Florida Tuition Despite the budget shortfalls, Car Voucher and the Florida Student the budget shortfall. It's a very diffi UM Board of Trustees appropriated ney says the office will continue to Assistance Grant, to cut their financial cult situation because the University approximately $27 million of this offer full-time services. aid packages by as much as five per doesn't have the funds to help replace year's budget to financial aid programs Jennifer Adams, sophomore, said cent next year. Martin Carney, direc money which gets cut. There's a lot of for its students. This figure is up about the shortfall will nol greatly affect her. tor of Financial Assistance Services, uncertainty right now and we're just $3 million from the previous school "It's not a surprise the stuff gets said this may leave some UM students going to have to wait and see what year. cut every year," Adams said. "I have in a bind. happens," Carney said. At this time, no definite decisions loans too, so I guess I'll get an "Students are hurting because of For the 1991-92 school year, the have been made for the 1992-93 increase." FIELD TRIP Graduation criteria debated
By RACHEL MATHASON JC. RIDLEY/StaltPhotographer and DEBORAH MOSKOWITZ Of the Staff Faculty at the University of 'CANES SWEPT IN GATORLAND Miami are still in disagreement over the new, more restrictive general education requirements The Gators' strong pitching staff for graduation that will go into overcame the nation's top offense this effect next year. weekend as UF swept the Hurricanes in The final list of requirements was recently approved by the 18- a two-game series in Gainesville. member Implementation Commit • Sports — page 8 tee on General Education Require ments. This resolution comes after a two-year-long debate among committee members over which classes would be most appropriate for the overall university experi LOVE LETTER 101 ence. According to John Masterson, A new course being offered this vice provost for undergraduate summer will teach students the fine art affairs, some members of the com mittee feel each individual school and history of love letter writing. or college should decide how they • Accent — page 6 will meet the core requirements while others feel the committee should set the standards for the entire University. "The discontent doesn't repre IN FRIDAY'S HURRICANE sent the entire committee," Samu el Lee, associate dean of the School BIG MAN ON CAMPUS CHRISTOPHER CARLISLE/Photo Editor of Engineering, said. Masterson said the requirements IN SPORTS: Constantin Popa, UM's 7'3' NATURE WATCHING: University of Miami students and faculty watch a coral snake along the Anhinga Trail in the were the result of a three to four freshman center, is the first Romanian to Everglades. Cynthia Jordon, Jay Devaupoly. Vish Rumulla, Candy Jordon, Jeff Friedman, Cathy Thompson and 17 year process conducted by the Fac others went on the Saturday morning trip organized by Hecht Residential College. An alligator, below, swims in the ulty Senate. play college basketball in the United Taylor Slough. In addition to having to take pro States. ficiency courses in English, math T and writing, all students entering Students explore UM next fall will also have to take 24 credits to satisfy the Universi NEWSBRIEFS ty's "Areas of Knowledge" Everglades requirement. The 24 are broken SG chief justice resigns down into six credits of natural sci By CHRISTOPHER CARLISLE ences, six credits of social sciences Student Government Supreme Court Chief Justice Contributing Editor and 12 credits of arts and humani Steve Cohen, sighting a conflict of interest, resigned Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! ties. from his post Friday, reportedly to become a candi Well, not exactly. But there were alligators "In previous years, students date for SG president. and ibises and dolphins. could pick just about any class out Associate Chief Justice Tracy Carracedo will be Twenty-three residents of Hecht Residential of the bulletin to satisfy these acting as chief justice until SG President Irwin Raij College set out Saturday at 8 a.m. to explore the requirements. But now, they will appoints another. ecosystem of the Everglades. be limited to choosing classes from Raij said he will wait until the candidates are all "It was amazing to me how many people had a master list of 150 courses," Mas official before he appoints a new chief justice. Raij said lived in South Florida and had never been to the terson said. most of the members are new to the court. Everglades," Michael Krenn, associate master of "A lot of different view points "I want to wait until I see who's left before I start Hecht, said. were represented in the commit looking for a replacement," Raij said. "I was real surprised," Jeff Friedman, senior, tee, ranging from people wanting Cohen said he waited to resign from the court said. "I had a picture in my mind of what the to see tight restrictions on the because "there were a few things I wanted to finish." Everglades would be like, but it was a lot nicer courses selected to those who Cohen said he's looking forward to the upcoming than I thought. It was so peaceful." wanted no restrictions at ali," com elections The Everglades became a national park in mittee member James Nearing, — DEBORAH MOSKOWITZ 1947. This protected area serves as a wildlife associate professor of physics, said. habitat. The University's general educa The first stop on the trip was the Anhinga tion requirements are designed to 15 license plates stolen Trail, located within Taylor Slough, a marsh with make sure graduates will have Fifteen license plates were reported stolen from plants, animals and fresh-water marine life. knowledge in several areas. Emphasis on in-depth learning will vehicles parked on campus over the last two weeks, Vish Rumulla, a residence assistant in Hecht, according to Department of Public Safety reports. be left up to specific programs in said, "It was a very good time of year to go. the various school, and colleges. The stolen tags came from 12 different states. One There were lots of nests with hatchlings and you of two stolen Florida tags was a University of Miami could watch the young being tended to by the old "We don't plan to get any more plate. A British Columbia tag was also stolen. er birds." in-depth overall than we already "It is very possible that one individual is making a are," Jo Faulniann, assistant dean collection," said Capt. Henry Christensen of Public of the School of Music, said. Safety. 24-hour security lot SAFETY ZONE TODAY'S FORECAST Lot 420 will New work rules hinder offered durmg break have 24-hour PARTLY CLOUDY security from March 6 to international students Wind: Southeast at 5-15 mph By JULIUS WHIGHAM March 16. effect last October, international Staff Writer By MONICA ORBEGOSO HIGH: 82 LOW: 69 Staff Writer students looking for off-campus Source-: National Weathet Setvfce Students afraid their unattended cars will be van International students seeking employment had to ask their advis dalized or stolen while they are away for spring break ers to fill out a form stating they can place them under the watch of a 24-hour guard. work either on or off campus should be aware of new work rules were going to supervise their prac FACE THE FACTS University of Miami Department of Public Safety set up by Immigration and Natural tical training. This training was There are currently over one million people inlected with parking service officers will patrol lot 420, across either an optional or credit-earning HIV in the United States. The following are the states ization Services and the Depart from the Health Center on Pavia Street, around the ment of Labor. course for completion of their with the highest number ot diagnosed AIDS cases ol clock, according to Jayne Gailey, director of traffic and degree. adults and adolescents since 1981: transportation. According to immigration lawyer Eugenio Hernandez, getting a job With the new immigration rules 41,666 Gailey said the service is being offered at no prior to consulting with the inter in effect, an international student charge. national student adviser at the now has to prove the practical The patrols will begin at 7 a.m. March 6 and end at school could lead to serious viola training is necessary for gradua 7 a.m. March 16. tions. tion. "When you drive up, you must sign in with a patrol "The student has to make sure According to the director of ling guard," Gailey said. Students will be asked to sign he is legally authorized to work, International Student Services, an agreement and release form before entering the otherwise he is in violation of the Teresa Poole, 70 international stu lot. r~i status and could be subject to los dents are in practical training^ this Those who want to remove their cars before March Writing Center J ing his student visa." semester. This is the same number 16 must notify a patrolling guard and present their Under the new rules, interna as last year. original agreement. ROTC tional students can make use of "There will be a decrease in the "Once you remove it, you can't come back," Gailey QrQn _____ PONCE DE LEON BLVD. four choices for work: number of students who will said. "We don't want a situation where students are • Curricular Practical Training: 4 FRANK RECK)/Graphic Artist going to be coming back and forth." JULIO FERNANDEZ / Graphic Arthl Before the new rules went into Seepage ./INTERNATIONAL HB-H-V •__•___•_____•_•__• I Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, February 25, 1992
MORE NEWSBRIEFS A DAY AT THE RACES Environmentalist offers • WORKSHOP/SEMINAR CAMPUS ON research funding opportunities BRIEFS and grant writing advice for the options to save forests social and biological sciences will als would counteract preservation be held on Feb. 28 at 2 p.m. in the ByJOECALAPAl guidelines that would eliminate • DEADLINE TO JOIN in Learning Center, room 190. Staff Writer 31,000 timber jobs to protect the programming events for Interna Speaker will be Mark Weiss of the With more than 90 percent of owls, according to Wednesdays tional Week 1992, sponsored by National Science Foundation in the "ancient forests" already gone, USA Today. the Council of International Studies Washington D.C. For more infor the time to act is now, environmen She said efforts at replanting the and Organizations, is today at 5 mation contact Robert Halberstein talist Sharon Tea-gue told students forests after deforestation are p.m. For more information contact at 284-2535. at a program in the Pearson Resi inadequate because often only one Sandra Parras at 284-3548. dential College classrooms. species of trees is replanted, caus • FREE TAX HELP is being • PHILOSOPHY COLLO Wednesday's program, entitled ing a simplification of the forest offered by Beta Alpha Psi and Stu QUIUM will be held on Feb. 28 at "The Last of the Ancient Forests: ecosystem. dent Government today and tomor 3 p.m. in the Learning Center, Their Future is in Our Hands," row at noon in UC 240. For more room 190. Ramon Lemos, a former focused on the forests in the west Teague stresses environmental information contact Andrea Chaus professor of UM and author, will ern United States and the endan education "to find a way to live see at 284-3082. discuss the topic "Species of Val gered wildlife in them. It was spon substantively without killing the • BUSH VS. BUCHANAN ue." sored by EarthAlert. ecosystem " debate, sponsored by College Teague said the forests in the Keely McCarthy of EarthAlert Republicans, will be held on Feb. Pacific Northwest are a blueprint described members as "pensive" 25 at 8 p.m. in Mahoney/Pearson NATIONAL in "how a forest should function." after the presentation. She said classroom 4. All students are wel BRIEFS Clear-cut mining in the area is EarthAlert plans to write letters in come to attend. For more informa depleting the forests at an alarm support of bills aimed at supporting tion contact Jeff Skubick at ing rate, she said. the ancient forests. Teague is touring other parts of 284-4429. • EDITORIAL CARTOON Melissa Lloyd, also of EarthAl • UNITED JEWISH the country to get support for con ert, said Teague's presentation contest for college students, spon gressional bills to preserve the was more personal than a similar APPEAL student phone-a-thon, sored by the American Association sponsored by Hillel Jewish Student ancient forests. She said members one by Lou Gold, whom Teague of Editorial Cartoonists, has begun. of the Oregon congressional dele described as an influence. Center, will be held until Feb. 27. One winner will receive an all-ex Volunteers are welcome. For more gation are heavily subsidized by the pense paid, three-day trip to the timber industry. Teague also addressed the prob information contact Raina Gold American Editorial Cartoonist con berg at 665-6948. The spotted owl is in danger of lem of a fast growth rate in the vention in Colorado Springs from extinction because of the loss of state of California, and said she • NOMINATIONS FOR the June 4-7. No professionals or any Award of Excellence in Student the ancient forests. The Bush sees a similar problem here in one earning monetary compensa administration offered environ South Florida. She said she was Involvement, recognizing a gradu tion may enter. A comic strip is ating senior, are to be submitted to mental proposals that would favor surprised at the number of endan only allowed if it includes an edito industry, said Teague. The propos gered species in the Everglades. the Department of Student Devel rial statement. Students must be opment in UC 209 by Feb. 27 at 5 from the U.S., Canada or Mexico p.m. For more information contact and must 18-25 years old. Deadline Marc Jacobsen or Rosa Verdeja at is March 1. For more information, Study: Writing helps stress 284-6399. write to Mrs. Lynne Manning, • CAREER SEMINAR and Suite 400, The Chicago Tribune, By JENNIFER RAMACH resume clinic, sponsored by Career 435 North Michigan Ave., Chica FRANK RECIO/Staff Photographer Staff Writer Planning and Placement and Wom go, Illinois, 60611-4041. 'A lot of undergraduates en in Communications, Inc., will be ON THE FA8T TRACK: University of Miami junior Scott Roy Midterm exams may be more have gone through held on Feb. 27 at 4 p.m. in the UC checks passes at Sunday's Toyota Grand Prix of Miami. Roy was manageable if students write about Flamingo Ballroom B. For more • COLLEGE SLANGUAGE, emotionally trying a publication of humorous defini one of several UM students who contributed their time to the the stress they are experiencing, information contact Jorgette event held downtown this weekend. according to a study by psychology periods,' Ramos at 284-6874. tions at colleges is asking for origi nal submissions. Students can sub professor Edward Murray. Edward J. Murray, • APPLICATIONS FOR the mit sets of 10 definitions. Grand "A lot of undergraduates have professor of psychology Rathskeller Advisory Board are prize is $100. Free copies of the gone through emotionally trying available in UC 236. Deadline is publication will be distributed later New rules for internationals periods," Murray said. Feb. 28. For more information con in the year. Submissions must be Murray said his study shows that stressful. tact Jody Kalman at 284-5646. typewritten and must include stu if people write about traumatic or Murray said immediately after INTERNATIONAL/F/wnpage 1 • Pilot Off-Campus Employment stressful events they will be emo • SCHOLARSHIPS FOR the dents' name, school, campus Program: the session, the negative mood of 1992-93 academic year will be address, home address and phone tionally healthier. the students increased. However, awarded by the School of Business number. Deadline is April 15. For engage in curricular practical Murray's study concentrates on by the end of the week there was To get a job off-campus, the stu stresses of a personal nature, like overall improvement. Administration based on merit more information, write to the training," Poole said. dent must be under F-l status for and/or need. Applications are avail News Editor, The College Connec • Post-Completion: the loss of a parent or problems "By the end of this time, there at least one academic year, or nine with relationships. However, he are some positive changes," Mur able in the Merrick Building, room tion, Inc., 19 Newtown Turnpike, Students who are graduating and months. The student may then be 104. Deadline is Feb. 28. For more Westport, Connecticut, 06880. wish to take advantage of their said the results could also apply to ray said. "They feel differently information contact the Office of one-year practical training option authorized to work under the new academic stresses. about their problem and them Undergraduate Academic Services must apply for it 90 days before pilot off-campus program. The study consisted of five dif selves." at 284-4641. • NATIONAL RESEARCH they graduate. They have a 30-day ferent experiments. One of these Another part of the experiment • APPLICATIONS FOR Hon Council is offering 1992 resident, period after graduation to find a job • On-campus employment: included having students come in had students speaking into a tape or Students' Advisory Council are cooperative and postdoctoral and obtain work authorization. If international students cannot half an hour for four days over the recorder instead of writing. This available in UC 240. Deadline is research associateship programs Otherwise they lose this privilege, find work off campus, then on-cam course of one week. The students seems to have the same emotional Feb. 28. For more information con for research in science and engi which is awarded by INS. pus jobs are an alternative. wrote about things they found affect, Murray said. tact Andrea Chaussee at neering. Only 300 full-time asso- 284-3082. ciateships will be awarded in chem • FOLLOW-UP WORK istry, earth and atmospheric SHOP on income tax laws will be sciences, engineering and biotech held on Feb. 28 at 1 p.m. in UC nology, mathematics, space and 233. For more information call planetary sciences and physics. International Student Services at Annual stipends range from 284-2928. $27,750 to $42,000 depending up • PRIORITY DEADLINE to on the sponsoring laboratory. apply for financial aid for the 1992 Deadlines are April 15 and August summer sessions and the 1992-93 15. Awards will be announced in academic year is March 1. Applica July and November. For application tion forms are available in the information, write to Associateship Office of Financial Assistance Programs (GR430/D1), Office of Advising Center in the Ashe Build Scientific and Engineering Person ing, room 123. For more informa nel, National Research Council, tion contact Martin Carney at 2101 Constitution Avenue, North 284-2270. west, Washington, D.C, 20418.
CAMPUS CALENDAR
TODAY: nominee Bill Clinton's brother-in-law. • Chess Club will meet at 3 p.m. to discuss Clinton's campaign. For on Friday in UC 237. The club will more information contact Lisa Gra also meet at 3 p.m. on Saturday, 4 ham at 284-6696. p.m. on Sunday and noon on Tues • Scandinavian Student Associa day. For mote information contact tion will meet at 4:30 p.m. in UC 216, ? Ped Bungsongikul at 284-4078. For more information contact Elisa r_e& • Habitat for Humanity will meet at beth Kindgren at 284-3661. T&$ 6:30 p.m. in the UC International THURSDAY: Lounge. For more information con • Organization of Jewish Students **##** tact Helen Cho at 595-4309. will hold a "Falafel Night" celebration \o • Dade County Chapter of NOW at 5:30 pm, in the Hillel Jewish Stu o*o£ will meet at 8 p.m. in UC 241. For dent Center. For more information V*Je\c more information contact Jaymie contact Charlie Michaels at Mackill at 279-2831 665-6948. • Circle K International will hold WEDNESDAY: elections at 6 p.m. in UC 245. For • Biology Club will meet at 3:30 mote information contact Dave Dia p.m. in the Cox Science Building, mond at 284-4499. room 200. It is a mandatory meeting • Public Relations Student Society for students going on the Spring of America will meet at 6:30 p.m. in Break trip. For more information con Apartment 22G. Officer nominations tact Patty Arena at 252-7593. will be held and a video from the • Student Government Senate will national conference will be shown. meet at 4:15 p.m, in the UC Flamingo Deadline for dues is Feb. 28. For Ballroom Guest speaker will be Hugh more information contact Robin Sha Yodve Just Been Geared Rodham, Democratic Presidential piro at 284-2528. Ibr Take Off tHije Miivmi hurricane You can get a lot more out of life when you $129 or $189 roundtrip—and each sum money on everything from clothing Business Office University Center 221 set your sights a little higher. Which is what mer travel certificate to long distance phone 284-4401 applying for the American Express* Card is good for $W9 calls. All for a Business Manager, Tiffany M. Bost is all about. When you get the Card, it's or $199 roundtrip. $55 annual fee. easier to do the things you want to do. Obviously, savings like these Financial Adviser, Raymonde Bilger Savings that And with the student savings that come upgrade your lifestyle. say a lot about the value of the Card. along with it, you can do even more. And having the Card will say a lot about Hurricane Advertising • 284-4402 Fly roundtrip on As a Student Cardmember you get more you. For one thing it says you nave a handle Continental for less than than great travel savings. You also save on what you spend, so you don't have to Classifieds Managar, Production Managar, $100 each way. carry over a balance. It also says you're smart Christy Ezelle Shana Davis Student Cardmembers receive four travel Airfare examples baaed on destination. enough not to pay interest charges that can certificates. They can be used to flyany really add up. So take a few minutes now to Distribution Managar, Production Assistants, Yene Rooee-eeep. School V.ie A>iil-Mr e_._~' where Continental Airlines flies in the S , call (have your bank address and account Damon Friedburg Lia Haley, Patricia Macedo 48 contiguous United States. Two for the Fir. Aiefeee.il • "°•* number ready), and apply for the American Account Raprasantatlvas, Staff Coordinator, school year, and two for the summer* NY-LA $189 $428 ' $239 Express Cara. Audra Bergman, Oliver Coulter, Arlene Watts Depending on where you fly, each ReMte.tl Oriando $129 $328 $199 With all that the Card offers you, not Julio Fernandez, Roy Richardson school year travel certificate is good for Checa-fp-NY $129 $288 $159 even the sky is the limit. **'*••-> *#*•#'# Deadline*: Classified and Display ads must be received, cash with copy in The Hurricane business office, UC 221 by noon on Tuesday for the Fnday issues and noon on Fnday tor the Tuesday issue Get going, call 1-800-967-AMEX.
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Alma Mater: The Committee for the Preservation of ATTENTION Hurricane Spirit and Tradition ALL EX-PROMO cordially invites you to the PATRONS! First Annual 'CaneFest DUE TO THE DECREASING PATRONAGE February 27, 1992 OF THE RATHSKELLER, A THURSDAY A Day to Celebrate U.M. Spirit and Tradition NIGHT TRADITION IS IN DANGER OF will include: • Photo display ih the University Center BECOMING A SAD MEMORY. STUDENTS lower lounge AT THIS UNIVERSITY DO NOT REALIZE throughout the Day THAT THE RATHSKELLER IS THE • Kickoff celebration for the newly decorated University Center bowling alley NATION'S LARGEST ON-CAMPUS PUB 12:00 noon AND IS AMONG A DYING BREED. IF YOU |.. • Mid-day events and contests WANT THIS TRADITION TO CONTINUE, (most spirited dresser; Alma Mater singing contest, and much more) at the patio STARTYOURTHURSDAYNIGHTSATTHE 12:45 p.m. RAT, THEN CONTINUE THEM WHERE • Cane Spit-it Nite at the Rathskeller YOU MAY. WE DONT REALIZE WHAT Wear Orange, Green, and White WE HAVE UNTIL IT'S GONE. 9:00 p.m.
RATHSKELLER ADVISORY BOARD. For more information call Rosa Verdeja at 284-6399 or Jill Funk at 284-3838
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Or log on to the library computer no matter where you do your best work. run for up to three hours on a single battery charge. without leaving your room. See the PowerB OWlAppte Computer, Inc Apple, the Apple lofo, AfipWM and MeMrmrt n revered ^ HLS-DOS * t regMord tndenarii al MKTT^ Owprnifwin S**tFT Birqp«redtnrfem_rt • For the facts concerning this issue, see News — page 1. hanks to the Department of Public Safety, students can eliminate one of their worries about spring T break — their car's well-being. This year, students will be able to leave their cars on campus and be sure of their vehicles' safety. University of Miami Public Safety is implementing a prudent idea to reduce the thefts and vandalism that have occurred when the campus is not at full capacity — 24-hour surveillance. Lot 420 will have a guard stationed in it around the clock March 6 to 16 to watch over student cars. Students may check their cars into the lot at no cost and may check them out by showing their license and the original contract. Public Safety has worked hard to see that every precaution is taken. Like the beefed-up security in the apartment area over the past winter break, this action can only lessen the problems that have historically been waiting for students who leave their vehicles on campus during vacation. The Miami Hurricane commends Public Safety. It is good to know that they are taking action to prevent problems which have occurred in the past. The Hurricane a\so suggests, however, that such a guarded lot be reopened for the winter break. While many students do stay on campus during spring break, the campus is virtually deserted during the extended winter break. Full-time security is expensive, especially considering that other areas of the campus, such as the apartment area, also need extra protection. After all, those $95 parking permits are good Candidates emphasize importance of voting throughout the year, and Public Safety should work to ensure that no particular time of year is any less secure could be called to die while having late to start doing so. If you haven't Massachusetts makes some of the than another. no say in the political leadership paid much attention to politics late party hierarchy queasy. that ordered him to do so. ly, here's a thumbnail sketch from Can Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton Over two decades ago, the Unit my perspective of who is running survive personal scandal and do ed States government responded for the Oval Office in 1992. well in the South? This question Mid-term report: by adding the 26th Amendment to At times it seems that Dana will largely determine the former the Constitution that lowered the Carvey does a better George Bush front-runner's chances. e've reached that mid-way mark again, and as voting age to that of eligibility for than the incumbent president him Still factors in the race are many University of Miami students will soon compulsory military service. self. Whether this is, in fact, the Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey, Iowa W Well, the year is now 1992 and case or not, the public perceives Sen. Tom Harkin and "Governor discover, mid-term deficiencies are looming on the political voice of those affected that Bush has been somewhat Moonbeam" himself, Jerry Brown. the horizon. With this in mind, The Miami Hurricane STEVE FRIEDENBERG by the amendment has been weakened by the strong New Kerrey, a war hero, advocates plans to get ahead of the University for once and issue resoundingly and disappointingly Hampshire primary showing of nationalized health care but has yet UM's official mid-term report. COLUMNIST silent. The age group consisting of party challenger Pat Buchanan. to show much fire on the campaign voters ranging from 18 to 25 has trail. The Hurricane — unlike many professors — is consistently been ranked last in Buchanan, whom some have sug Fire is something Harkin has always open to grade appeals and will happily entertain nless you've been living in a gested is a bit too far to the right plenty of. He is a leading supporter terms of voter participation. — of Adolph Hitler — has ne, revel any letters contesting these evaluations. cave for quite some time, This is shameful, and politicians istic hopes of capturing the nomi of labor and renewed pride in liber U you know that American have definitely gotten the mes nation. Bush should prevail in the alism, claiming to be the only true DEFICIENCIES winds swirled with controversy in sage. They correctly assume that Democrat in the race. end, but the division within his own Brown, the master of 1-800- the late 1960s and early stages of there is very little need to pay party and a general lack of domes • To Student Gove tunent for declining to work the 1970s. attention to the concerns of col HELP!!!, won't be around much further toward taking over the responsibilities of the tic vision could spell trouble for the longer. With the Vietnam War under lege-aged citizens. Republicans in November. Student Activity Fee Allocation Committee. The only way, the youth of the nation was After all, both Democrats and Think carefully about the issues buoy that saves SG from this important, but failed, test is understandably restless and con Republicans know full well that giv- On the Democratic side, former that are important to you, and be the possibility that SAFAC — with radical improvements fused concerning the considerable . ing the shaft to student concerns senator Paul Tsongas won a sur sure to cast your ballot. He who sacrifices their country was asking won't produce much in the way of prising victory in the New Hamp doesn't vote has forfeited his right — could pull this grade up. The Hurricane hopes to see of them. consequences at the polls. shire primary. Unproven outside of to complain. the reform that would be necessary for this ridiculously Protest signs inquired sarcasti The right to vote should be uti his home region of New England, Steve Friedenberg is a freshman arbitrary form of fund allocation to pass. cally about why an 18-year-old lized and treasured. It is never too the thought of another Greek from ma/oring in history. — "D" • To those involved in the tenure debate. This is taking more time than it would for any undergraduate Discovery of lost city challenges history books student to obtain tenure himself. The point is no longer the topic of hot debate. Rather, it has become lukewarm with the chill of time. ogist would have embarked on an an archaeologist than those who sit Temple of Anthropology and adventure to find the lost city, he in the seats of the High Priests, Archaeology: Although you sleep "F" or she would have been branded a and tell us not to believe in leg with your windows and your doors lunatic and shunned from profes ends, although most myths are firmly shut lest a new idea come in, PROGRESS REPORTS sional contacts and opportunities. based on some distorted fact. they are here. • For the safety measures being taken at the It happened that an amateur — a I offer George Hedger, the dis Ubar is the messenger of these intersection of U.S. Highway 1 and Stanford Drive. The lawyer from Los Angeles — and coverer of Ubar, my thanks in new ideas and you must now Hurricane recognized the need for both the left hand his group of friends got together showing the world that people with rewrite history. But do not fear. and decided to look for the city. new ideas and new visions can Keep the book open. Greater turn signal and the elevated crosswalk last year and it is They did some detective work. indeed succeed if they only work things shall come about. reassuring to know that the UM bureaucracy doesn't They looked at satellite pictures hard enough. John O'Donnell-Rosaltt is n have to impede every important issue necessary to they had obtained from the Nation I say to the High Priests of the al Aeronautics and Space Associa senior majtiring in anthropology. students' well-being. JOHN O'DONNELL- tion for $4 a pop, studied maps of — "A" ROSALES Ptolemy from the second century and read the Holy Book of the Modem Hl>f»ry IOI f«b sr, i Senior Adviser, Bruce Garrison LETTER POLICY Wbt iHiamt hurricane Sports Editor, Kevin Brockway Editor in Chief, Robert Miller Assistant Sports Editor, Martin Emeno The Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice their Associated Collegiate Press Regional Pacemaker 1989-91 Sports Staff, Ron Berkowitz, Tracy opinions on issues related to the University or in response to any report published in The Hurricane. News Editor, Alletta Bowers Carracedo, Mike Heffelfinger, Jason Molinet The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during Letters to the editor may be submitted - handwritten or Associate New* Editor, Fernando Battaglia Copy Editor, Ricardo Bascuas the regular academic year and is written and edited by typed - to Ihe University Center, room 221, or mailed to P.O. 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Aasftant Accent Editor, Lesley Abravanel Fernandez number and year In school. Anonymous letters will not be Fax: 284-4404. Music Reviewer, Byron Warren Staff Assistant, Pamela Wilfinger accepted. At the discretion of the paper, names may be Film and Video Reviewer, Jeff Corpening Production Assistant, Frank Recio withheld upon request. The paper reserves the right to edit e 1992 University of Miami. Theatre Reviewer, Georgina Cardenas Courier, John David Kelley letters for clarity, brevity and accuracy. C1992 University of Miami undergraduate student*. Tuesday, February 25, 1992 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Pagr 5 STREET TALK: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE GUARDED SPRING BREAK PARKING LOT? 'It is good to know b__o2 'Ithink it's 7 wouldn 't leave 'Students pay that I could leave 1 important during my car in a quite a bit of my car here and w •mm winter break, but parking lot for a money to go here. it would be secure. * also during spring whole week. But if You would think The lot would i break. I would feel there was this type there would be lessen the chances w much better of security, I adequate parking. of break-ins.' M. 4 knowing my car might' But since there was being usually isn't, this watched. is a good idea.' Amy Cardonick, Glen Frost- J. T. Moise, Luis Elizondo, freshman junior freshman sophomore Acitivities offeredf 1 by dorms present unexplored opportunities the musicians to plaAy more . It was Why can't we give away free school and the residential colleges. tions? schools, but this is Miami and our a great moment. tickets, free dinner and free trans But the majority of students Perhaps if we hosted some great students are sending us a clear Where were the students? portation to a phenomenal concert? seem to want to get out, get drunk speakers at the bars in Coconut message. The new agenda emerg To be sure, the auditorium was At the residential colleges, stu and skim through school with bare Grove or at the Rathskeller on Pro ing on campus is BEER — on sold out, jam-packed — so full dents will trample each other for ly passing grades. Sometimes it is mo Night we might raise a few eye Thursday, Friday, Saturday and there was even seating on the free pizza and doughnuts during a disheartening to be a part of this brows from students. I can see it Sunday. stage. Hecht Residential College, study break, and they will kill for undergraduate student body. When now — T-Mex proudly presents The suntan majors languish at where I am a resident assistant, Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice we can't give away free tickets, Edward Teller "Father of the the pool all day until they are couldn't sell four of the six tickets cream. dinners and transportation to alleg Hydrogen Bomb," free kamikazes charred golden and black, while a we bought for students. The gen But students won't budge for edly poor and starving students we to the first 200 UM students! May minority of students hold this eral price of tickets for this land dinner and a concert with the Led know there is a problem. be then people would be eager to school's academic integrity togeth mark concert was $25 to $250. We Zeppelin and the U2 of classical To my knowledge only one or attend. er when they attend free lectures, REBECCA HOFFMAN were selling ours for $13 — a music. two students attending the concert This year we have offered tick events and concerts. !n other COLUMNIST nominal price for such an event. This is not an isolated incident. were music majors. How can they ets to symphonies, world-class words they try to get educated Recently, we hosted Edward Tell ever hope to become really great music performances, an appear here. Why didn't people participate? er, the "father of the hydrogen performers if they never hear the ance by Gen. Norman Schwartz- The icing on the cake: after the ast week, Miami was hon We ended up scalping our tickets at bomb" at Hecht. He is a brilliant best people in the business per koph, a performance by the Alvin classical music concert my friends ored to host four of the the door the night of the perfor man and very famous. form? Or why didn't Teller arouse Ailey Dance Company, the lecture and I went backstage and got a L greatest musicians in the mance. I was surprised that most stu curiosity among more physics and by Edward Teller and much more. chance to chat with men who have world. Excited old ladies and patrons of dents believed Teller was the engineering majors? Where were The student response has been made musical history in Miami. Isaac Stern, Yo Yo Ma, Emman the arts quickly snapped up the humorist from "Penn and Teller". the political science majors who mediocre. Rebecca Hoffman is a senior uel Ax and Jaime Laredo merged tickets we had bought hoping that We had a small gathering of about might have debated with Teller These tickets would be snapped majoring in Ennlish and psycholo their magnificence and talent at our residents or somebody on cam 50 people drop in to hear Teller about the bomb's practical applica- up in a second at most other gy- the Dade County Auditorium for a pus would take advantage of the speak informally. Not bad, but not very rare performance. These four great deal. great considering thousands of stu classical artists played three great Pearson Residential College dents live on campus. quartets by Beethoven, Schumann offered dinner, transportation and Where's the curiosity that is sup and Brahms. tickets to the concert for free and posed to accompany academic life? The music was dripping with only a handful of people signed up. Certainly some people are interest feeling. The sold-out auditorium It is a disgrace that students shun ed in the vast cultural variety and brought the house down, begging such an opportunity. offerings available through this LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Get the UM Advantage • Intensive review of key subject areas This decision is too important to Perhaps we need a new "noise Voting season be slinging mud at ourselves, much bill." Only this time I admonish a 9 Test-taking strategies and timesaving techniques less digging through the muck that noise far more senseless than the • Up-to-date course materials, practice tests, and simulated exam conditions requires open eyes the media has so graciously early morning pounding of ham • Small classes and expert instructors in-trvEKSrrv of bestowed upon us. mers — it is the hideous clamor • Competitively priced To the editor: My point: If none of the candi that emanates from the pages of In the Feb. 21 issue of The dates will do anything for this coun The Miami Hurricane. Miami Hurricane, columnist Lisa try, what does it matter who is in Jonathan C. Long, Courses are also Graham took quite a bruising. the White House? Mahoney senator Call 529-3999 for a brochure CONTtNUING STUDIES available for SAT Albeit her article expressed an If you want a model personality, unsupported and far-fetched glam- dodge the mud; if you want a model onzation oi Democratic presiden president, open your ears, open An enlightening tial candidate Bill Clinton, the criti your muid and wield your vote. cism that she received came from Ryan Christian Bromwell, organization many who have resigned them freshman selves to the scape-goating of To the editor: TH mud-slinging campaigns. This letter is written to all you THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27 Graham is sin,ply the brunt of Hurricane is origin University of Miami students who these critic isms from students who of much noise might think this is a boring, sterile is the FINAL day to submit nominations for have been molded by the media and community devoid of anything equipped with political blinders. To the editor: beyond the weight room and the Take off the blinders and look at beach. some more facts. As the author of the "noise bill," I write in outrage on behalf of After growing up here and leav Given the accusations waged ing for about seven years, I came The Award for against Clinton are true, he does myself, my fellow senators and the Mahoney residents whom I was back with a similar attitude. I was not remain alone in the mudhole. pleasantly surprised, however, to Republican candidate Pat Buchan elected to represent at The Miami Excellence in Hurricane's vengeful condemna find that things have changed since an has faced lu* anti-Israel publica I last lived here. tions which the public have con tion of our purposeful, well-intend ed legislative action. One of the greatest additions to strued to be anti-Semetic. Are they the community is the Miami Light Student Involvement or not? As reported in the Feb. 21 issue of The Hurricane, the "noise bill" Project, a not-for-profit organiza President Bush's economic poli tion that brings performance art to cy has failed to prove effective. His was passed unanimously by the This annual award recognizes one outstanding graduating senior who Student Government Senate, town. efforts to persuade Congress Maybe you're thinking, "OK, has best demonstrated exemplary involvement and remain futile. And his choice in vice I find it difficult to understand what motivated Tht Hurricane's South Flonda has always had the achievement in his or her college experience. presidents could use some work. ater groups and dance companies. Does this make him a bad presi editorial staff to write such an unfair and misleading article. Its What s the big deal?" dent? Just because he is the incum The Miami Light Project is dif Please submit nominations in writing to the Department of Student bent, does that make him the best broad criticism of Student Govern ment is not only uncalled for, but ferent than anything I have ever Development, UC 209, by 5:00 pm, Thursday, February 27. choice? seen in this part of the country. Finally, have you heard anything also full of gaping holes in its logic as well. Not only is it progressive, multi that Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey cultural and multi-ethnic, but it is For more information, call Rosa Verdeja or Marc Jacobsen at and Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin have The facts The Hurricane should also avante garde and full of depth said? If you listen to all the words, be focusing on is the continuing that you won't find many other 284-6399 you often come away wondering effort by the SG Senate to improve places in this vacation paradise of what was said. Who knows what the quality of life of our constitu Miami. dirt will arise on these candidates? ents. Our "noise bill," which makes useful recommendations to the I know there are lots of people I simply ask that before the stu out there in the UM community dents of a multicultural and politi University based on expressed stu dent needs, is just one example of who would be interested if only cally diverse college community they knew about it. 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LSAT-GMAT-GRE-MCAT ACCENT PAGE 6 TOje Miami hurricane TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 25, 1992 UM OUTREACH DAY Worth the work 'It's a little depressing, but at the same time, it gives you a good feeling. There's stuff to be done, and we can do it and make a difference.' Asia Philbin, volunteer Photo Illustration by JAMES W GIBSON AN ACT OF LOVE: A new class will study the histo ry ol the love letter and let Students wnte their own for three credits this summer. Earn 3 credits learning the art of love letters riter's block is a frustrating and evil side effect of the creative process of writing. W We've all experienced it, whether writing an English paper, or perhaps, a letter. Wait, a letter? Isn't i letter the easiest thing to write? Maybe a letter that you may write <>n i gum wrapper during class doesfl t require much thought, but have you ever tried to write a love letter that isn'l too corny, or one huge cliche? Thanks to the Department of Foreign Languages and Literatures, "Writing I Love Letter" will no lon ger be such a painstaking |)i"t e-ss, e luting feelings of leew tee turn into hate, but will be a course offered in UM's first summer session, May 13-June 17. The focus of the course will be- on tut h romantic weerks as Laclees's It I l.los.nis Dangt n Hit • (tit,tele into the lilin Dangeesm* Uasom itarring Michelle I'feiffer and John Malcovitch), and Rousseau's l.ti Nouvellc Helmst, to the love letters of Kierkegaard tee Regine Olsen and Kafka to Felice Bauer ami Milena. "Are they really offering this e lass' I e an t believe that. Sure, I would definitely take such • tlass. it's a great idea, and it's always good to know how to write an effective lovt letter," said .seiphomore Kim G>t>k. With similar reactions from other students, the course may evenlu.illy be offered during the tall and spring semesters, according to Dr. Jean-Pol Madou, who will IK- teaching th.- course. "The course is on the function of love letters in literature. It'saltetut the relationship between love let ters in literature and the att nl writing love letters," said Madou, — LESLEY ABRAVANEL Will whips and chains and cheating be next? FRANK RECIO/Statl Photographer riting a Love Letter is the title of a three- credit course being offered this summer at SERVING IT UP: Joanna Hippenstiel and several University ot Miami students helped serve lunch to Ihe homeless at the W the University of Miami. How silly does this Miami Rescue Mission last Saturday. The project was part of UM Outreach Day. course sound? Let me count the wa) What frightened me originally about GLA :«)0 was ______n*m Ihe possible spm-eiff courses thai might develop: It's not what it can do for you ... We'tl need an honors course for our more atlvant eel students. • The Origins nl Bondage and By LESLEY ABRAVANEL various organizations on campus — for them to have someone to talk to Assistant Accent Editor volunteered their time at sites such as was great, because they don't always get Kinky Sex, GLA :)69, would Camillus House and Miami Rescue to talk to a lot of people," said explore the world of S&M ... ollege life may not seem lavish and Mission. Hippenstiel. Chapter Three: Whips and luxurious, yet it's pretty easy ihams. (Sounds exciting.) Chapter A group of 10 students from Mahoney Being out in the real world, students C living here. Responsibilities entail Residential College went to the Rescue Four: Is it pam nr is it pleasure? also became aware of the grim situation keeping up with assignments, going to Mission, a religious-oriented organization The final chapter: Why the hell am classes and taking tests. Thia may seem on Miami's city streets, realizing the CHRIS I doing tins anyway? designed to help people who are need to do more. i hallengng, but at least we are provided homeless or those who want to better CARLISLE There would have to IM- several with food, shelter and a generally good their lives, and served food, cleaned "It's a little depressing, but at the PHOTO EDITOR lower-level, more pm tie al courses standard of living. tables and interacted with the people same time, it gives you a good feeling. to appeal to the entire itudenl Ixxly However, many people aren't as there. There's stuff to be done, and we can do it as well. fortunate, and in a huge student "It felt good to put something into the and make a difference. It's not even that • How lo cheat on your lover successfully. GLA volunteer project Saturday, UM community. It gives you a sense that you we're doing something to feel good for 105, would probably generate a mat deal of interest. Outreach Day was able to give others were doing something, contributing time ourselves, it's good to see that there are The only possible drawback lo this is that these cours what students usually take for granted — a free afternoon," said Outreach people and organizations meeting these es would have to be separate for women and men in everyday. participant Joanna Hippenstiel. needs — there are so many needs to be order not to reveal each others' tricks. (Maybe trick is a bad word choice.) On Saturday, groups of students from "It was fun to interact with the people met," said volunteer Asia Philbin. Seepage //LOVE LETTERS COMICS POND scurr ...AT GAIWfSl/IUE.' ^ JASON rtOLINET LEANER BY JEFF CORPENING And welcome+o rv\y class T am not paranoid' NcrVWing could I warrr -Vo shr+ b/Hrell'm^ I aon'-t -Fear being be -fartW you "t^arr -fW>se start es •fired be-fore I £CT •froMTke+rulM abotA pve. being over-worked wy tenure. X am and stressed-out, r_j_i close+o a V are fso-r- -true.! \ nervous breakdown... HJjtr TVy \riweeif_ AA. fsur^'+trr'bw Except -hose ruiwsrs atout rv\y past. W///£KSlTy OF FLO/ltVA fARTy ANJttAL. -amL%%%w^mmm^gmmmmmmmmmmmmammmmmm^mmsm Tuesday, February 25. 1992 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 Don't jump on the Bandwagoriesque c^\(Otn the Hottest ciub GC records seems to be the wagonetque. Their first album, A major alternative empire Catholic Education, was released MUSIC REVIEW e* % D for the '90s. 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ALL Tickets tl DON I MISS THE FIN! Day i.fl'ir/iirittunit' Only] SPORTS GTfje Miami hurricane TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 25. 1992 9 Canes swept in Gatorland UF hurlers KEVIN BROCKWAY stymie SPORTS EDITOR top offense Missed By JASON MOLINET Stall Writer opportunities GAINESVILLE — Freshman sensation Bruce Thompson knows mar trip the feeling. Designated hitter Frank Mora experienced it also. GAINESVILLE — The ball Senior short sailed high in the air, then gave .1 stop Chris sharp nose dive like a sea gull. I Anderson made couldn't believe it. The moment I it an artform. predicted earlier in the game to Even All- my trusted companions had American catch arrived. er Charles John- I had been in this situation Bon brushed up before. The Mets vs. the Reds — on it. 1983. Shea Stadium. And, as I Sunday after prepared for that final moment of noon, Universi glory, my glove outstretched, I ty of Florida pitcher Marc was cross body-blocked by two Valdi anxious fans and had to have my Valdes used his ribs X-rayed later that night. The crafty slider to ball got away. turn Univei >ity of Miami baseball But this was Gainesville, not players eeiie nf tht.' hottest hit New York. The fans were a little ting teams m the country — into friendlier here. I fixed my eyes on pill.it s eef s.tlt at the plate and it. concentrating, still in actual embraced their free-wielding disbelief that it was coming right wings with only i heat trail from a towards me. Unlike in Mark humming fastball. Light Stadium, I could actually Valdes and his fellow UF hurlers keep the round horsehide. That turned the brightly-trimmed McKethan Stadium .it IVn\ Field made me focus on the future sou J C. RIDLEY/Stall Photographer venir even harder. mte i .i make-shift morgue for Hurri- I wondered if it would sting my DEJECTED UM freshman pitcher Kenny Henderson pitched six innings of relief on Sunday, giving up a home run in the bottom of the nintl e .im battel s uver the weekend, as hands. Then all of a sudden, more the Nu. 3 Gators 110-2) convinc lose his (trst game. 1 groups of hands were raised as ing!) swept the two garni eriei the ball descended rapidly. Then, from top ranked Miami 17-2). I heard ,i luud thump, and noth "Wlt.it i .ni you sa)' I he) shut Us ing. UM falls out of top spot after ninth inning defeat iliiwn." Johnson said. "|Valde«| Missed opportunities. threw the ball well today. Wha11 ai That could best sum up my two-game series at tendance record with two outs in the ninth againsl Pricher (3-0)puked up the \-,. tu vou du.' Vim have fi jusi get out weekend in Gainesville, as well as By KEVIN BROCKWAY t. after blowing the save npportu- there and battle against him, and Sports Editor over the weekend drawing 8,613 Gator closer John Pricher, a right the weekend for the Miami Hur fans. hander, DiGiacomo, who pinch hit nity in the ninth inning he won the battle against us GAINESVILLE — Rick Bntton ricanes, "This is why we play games like fur left-handed baiter Gino Flonda opened the scoring toda) said he was looking to hit a line this — to find out the nine we e an DiMare, responded with a mam against ineffective Hurricane start A right-handed sophomore out ot drive over the shortstop's head. Gator traditions play on a consistent basis," moth home run to left center tei tit: er Jose l'i.ie|ee(_ 1/3 inning-, three Tampa. Valdes allowed only three But it was only fitting, in a game The University of Florida was Ron Fraser said. "We're learning till' g.lllie ,lt 5 - runs, four hits) in Ihe t Miami women have just two games Miami went on a 15-2 run late in Striking out By MIKE 0. HEFFEI. FINGER same, as Miami travelled to Syra Staff Writer remaining, Wednesday against St. cuse and squeezed the juice out of the first half that resulted in a Having experienced Florida Like the Energizer Bunny, the John's and Sunday against Villano the Orangemen, 79-66. 42-29 halftime lead for the visitors. baseball it would be only fitting to University of Miami women's bas va, both at home. investigate another pari of Vh — ketball team keeps going and going On Friday night, the Hurricanes Jeannie Hebert and Vicki Plow Syracuse dropped to 8-17 overall the nightlife. After all, Gatorland and going ... ran all over the Huskies, 75-59, un den were the high scorers for and 4-12 in the conference in front was described to me as the cam Miami (24-1) clinched its first front of a Connecticut and Big East Miami, each chipping in 19, but the of a sparse audience of only 317. pus party capital, putting Miami Big East title after two weekend record crowd of 6,039. Frances big story was Savage, who topped and Flonda State to shame. road victories over Connecticut on Savage led the attack with 30 the 2,000 point mark for her Head Coach Feme Labati and So, Saturday night I embarked Fnday and Syracuse on Sunday. points and 10 rebounds. career. her Miami team have another to Florida Theater, a gutted mo\ - The Hurncanes remain undefeated Miami started strong, with a Savage scored 16 Sunday to record to look forward to before ie theater that was now a pro (16-0) in the Big East. 17-4 lead early on, and never let push her career total to 2,002, sec they play in the NCAA Tourna gressive dance club, to cheer one UM remain ranked No. 8 in the up, dropping Connecticut to 18-8 ond behind Maria Rivera on the ment: No team has ever gone of my fraternity brothers to vic current women's AP basketball overall and 11-4 in the Big East. Hurricanes all-time scoring list. unbeaten in Big East Conference tory in an arm wrestling tourna poll. Vicki Plowden and Jeannie Hebert play. With two home games ment. Unfortunately, he was With their NCAA-high 24 game each scored 16 for the Hurncanes. The game was close early, with remaining, it appears as if the Hur LABATI UM women's basketball dusted in the semifinals ui a mat winning streak still intact, the On Sunday it was more of the the lead changing sue times before ricanes may be the first. coach. ter of seconds. I suspected foul play, but no instant replay review process was available. BIG EAST BASKETBALL STANDINGS Instead of carrying on my pro Losing streak at 10; Villanova next Through games of February 23,1992 test, I was induced into buying a couple of beers by shapely wait canes took on the Boston College- By MARTIN EMENO the role of spoiler against its con MEN Conf. Overall WOMEN Conf. Overall resses dressed in black. The Assistant Sports Editor ference brothers. Eagles (15-8, 7-7) in search of Georgetown 10-4 17-6 Miami* 16-0 24-1 price: $2.50 a bottle, plus a gen Villanova (9-14, 6-8), on the oth their first road win in Coach Leon St. John's 10-5 16-7 Providence 12-4 19-6 erous .50 cent tip for her flirta When the University of Miami ard Hamilton's reign at Miami. faced the Villanova University er hand, only has one victory in its Connecticut 8-6 17-6 Georgetown 12-4 18-6 tions. This dispelled myth num And for the firsl 20 minutes e>f Wildcats last week, its shooting last six games, and is looking for Seton Hall 8-6 16-7 Connecticut 11-5 18-9 ber one about Gainesville, namely the contest UM was in control of percentage was colder than the SOIM e emsistency before entering Syracuse 8-6 16-7 St. John's 7-9 14-11 the game and on its way to a vic that beer was cheap. temperature outside a snowy the Big East Tournament in Boston Coll. 7-7 15-8 Villanova 6-10 10-15 tory. The Hurncanes fought and Myth number two, that every- duPont Pavilion. The Hurricanes March. Pittsburgh 7-7 15-12 Pittsburgh 5-11 9-16 Bcraped foi every loose ball, creat one was friendly, was also dis shot a season-low 29.3 percent The Wildcats field an experi Villanova 7-7 10-13 Seton Hall 4-12 12-13 ing a number of second-chance pelled al an off-campus party lat from the floor ui a 74-50 loss. enced team led by senior guard Providence 5-10 13-14 Syracuse 4-12 8-17 er that night. Being obnoxiously opportunities in propelling them I'M managed to score only 18 Greg Woodard (13.6 ppg) who Miami 1-13 5-19 Boston Coll. 3-13 5-20 social, 1 tned to start conversa selves to a 21-14 halftime lead. points in the first half, and have not scored 25 points against the Hurri Today: Villanova at Miami, Games this week not available. tion with several attractive canes in the first game, and for Connecticut at Pittsburgh, Boston scored more than 60 points in 12 of UM forward Samarr Logan ' Miami now hold* the nation's females. The results: their past 13 contests. ward Lance Miller (15 ppg). Villa- College at Syracuse; ME: Fxcuse me, I'm a reporter nova's first seven players are all retrieved his own miss, and put Tomorrow: Georgetown at Seton longest winning streak with 24 Miami looks to avenge the beat consecutive victories. train Miami and I litis /nst won juniors and seniors who have expe back the rebound in the lane for a Hall. ing handed them by the Wildcats rienced the Big East wars before. 13-8 Miami lead. dcring what it's like to be a when Rollie Masaimino and Co. Gator? Guard Trevor Burton tipped a SOURCE: The Big Easl FRANK RECIO / Graphic Artist come to the Miami Arena Tuesday. Miami, in its first Big East sea missed Jerome Scott free-throw HER That's just about the The game will be broadcast on lamest pick up line I hi ard all son, has learned about the tough, attempt and pushed the Hurri and start playing their brand of 41-41, and that was the last time WIOD (610 AM) and WVUM (90.5 physical play of the country's pre canes' lead out to double digits at fast-paced, up-tempo basketball. the Hurncanes found themselves •i mester. FM) radio. At least the Hurricanes mier conference the hard way. 18-8. When BC tied the score at 39-39 even with the Eagles. As the Hurncanes (6-19, 1-13) The Hurricanes are last in the In fact, the Eagles were almost and took the lead at 41-39 with a weren't the only ones who struck etiiit their final home stand nf the out this weekend. conference in scoring and field goal tot -illy grounded, failing to score a little more than eight minutes And when Boston College center se i on mi ,e lo-game leesing streak, percentage, and next-to-lasl in field goal for more than 12 minutes remaining, the Hurncanes knew the last win being a 45-42 victory Billy Curley hit one of iwo fret- Kevin Brockway is a /mimr rebounding, just ahead of Boston m inie stretch of the first half. the game was starting to slip away. throws after a Popa foul, the majtiring in broadcast journal ovei the St. John's University Red- College. But in the second half, the Eagles Miami center Constantin Popa men, Miami will be looking to play Eagles found themselves ahead to ism and political stu net On Saturday night, the Hurri decided to get back to the basics. hit I fade-away to tie the score at stay. Tuesday, February 25, 1992 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 'Canes fall in Burke seeks home run fest Olympic glory PITCHERS/F/wn page 8 BASEBALL / From page 8 with 12 strikeouts, while allowing the eight hits and four runs in seven MARTIN EMENO count 3-1 on right fielder Bruce Thomson, UF innings of work. Despite his catcher John Ramos attempted to pick off Ells impressive performance, he ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR trom at third base, but his throw sailed behind received a no decision for his the runner and into left field. Ellstrom scored on effort. the error to make it 2-1. "Mark threw a real good ball- However, Florida extended its lead in the bot game," UF Coach Joe Arnold Olympic tom of the frame when Poicovich led off with a said. "He had three days rest, he single, then moved to second after a Killen walk. wanted to go out and he went out Following a strikeout of UF right fielder Brian and did what he was supposed to blahs, Purvis, Prado was replaced by freshman right do. He gave us seven strong hander Brian Graves, who was greeted with a innings." single by Rich which knocked in Poicovich, giving Big East UF a 3-1 lead. "It feels really good," Valdes Henderson gave up a single run in the bottom said of his career-high 12 strike of the fourth on a two-out single by Killen, scor outs. "I got 12 in seven innings cry babies ing Ramos from second. Ramos led off the inning — I'm really pleased about that. I with a walk. don't go looking for Ks at all but, if I'm going to get them, I might t's back. Yes, that's right this Miami battled back. After Ellstrom lofted a is the third installment of my as well get them against a team one-out triple to center over the head of Maieski. like that." I As The Sportsworld Turns col Clutch back-to-back two-out doubles by DiMare umn, a soap opera about the quirks and Thompson plated two runs, closing the gap Saturday matchup, which and oddities of athletics. to 4-3. UM designated hitter Frank Mora then • Why is it that the Olympic promised to be the duel of aces led off the sixth inning with a towering solo home with Miami's Jeff Alkire and UF's coverage this year can best be run to left, knotting the game at four. described as blah? Seeing Tim John Burke, never quite devel But every time Miami rallied, the Gators oped. McCarver and Paula Zahn talk seemed to add more. about Alberto Tomba and the Unit "I was aware of |Fraser's| ed States hockey team is like This time UF got a big hit from a little guy presence," Burke said. "It's been watching Andrew "Dice" Clay per they call Magic, as Majeski lofted his first home my dream ever since I was ten- form on Broadway as Hamlet — run in 209 at bats to left-center to give the years-old to play in the Olympus. gross. Gators a 5-4 lead. I didn't throw real well today. It's McCarver should stick with not up to par with what I expect." baseball and lose those ugly glass On Saturday, UF catcher Kevin Lewis knock es, while Zahn might try finding a ed in three runs with a single and double and John Burke, a junior, turned down a new profession in some field best Burke (3-0) pitched five solid innings as Florida professional contract after being suited for bimbos. handed Miami its first loss of the season 7-3. drafted in the first round by the Houston Astros because he want • U.S. goalie Ray LeBlanc saw Florida broke a Tl tie in third on RBI singles more rubber than the Trojan Con ed a shot to make the Olympic by Rich, designated hitter Bo Camposano and team. dom Company this past week. The Lewis. Then, with the score 4-2, Lewis greeted Olympic Committee should buy UM relief pitcher Gus Gandarillas with a two-out A Player of the Year candidate him a sauna, hot tub and anything two-RBI double to left center to put the game out and a first-team All-American else he wants for his performance of reach. last season, Burke was invited to in Meribel, France. the Olympic Trials in November, • I can't wait for the summer Jeff Alkire (2-1) suffered his first loss of the where he sought to impress the Olympics to come so the United season. Alkire gave up six runs (three earned) skipper of Team USA, Ron Fra States can beat everyone's ass. and six hits in four and two-thirds innings. He ser. Against the Fraser-coached • Why is it that when anyone walked three and struck out six. Hurricanes Saturday, a rain delay commits a foul in basketball no one The final numbers for Miami — three errors, ended Burke's day after five wants to live up to it? Any time a five hits, and 10 runners left on base — weren't innings. He allowed two hits, two foul is called a player puts his arms pretty. runs, only one earned, while around his head and whines. Come "Some of our younger guys were a little striking out three and walking on, guys; grow up. • 1&Z\&\ four. • The Big East might be the uptight," Fraser said. "You hope you can go out iJ.C RIDLEY/Staff Photographer best conference in the country, but there and have fun and learn something. I know "He threw well," Fraser said. it also has the most coaching cry we didn't have fun but I hope we learned some FUTURE OLYMPIAN?: Florida pitcher John Burke, who attended the Olympic trials "He's got a lot of experience and babies. thing." last November in Homestead, impressed UM head coach Ron Fraser on Saturday. will help them down the road." Syracuse University's Jim Boe- heim, Georgetown University's John Thompson and Villanova Uni versity's Rollie Massamino do more whining than two-year-olds. Men's tennis struggles They would lead you to believe Rain cancels matchup with Gators their teams are comprised of "angels" who never do anything at indoor championship ByAMYLEIS Fifth seed Michelle Fry defeated Lisa Alipaz, 6-1, wrong. Not. Staff Writer 6-2 and sixth seed Julie Downs defeated Vikki • Here is the coach and starting A little rain can ruin a great weekend. The Chambers, 6-1, 4-6, 7-6 (7-3). •yCAl formances from people at the same five for my "can't-stand-them-at- time." first sign of storm clouds over Gainesville herald In doubles, Stewart and Chambers defeated Staff Writer ed a disappointing weekend for the University of Verbruggen and Iverson, 6-3, 5-7, 6-3. Toschi all" collect? basketball team. The University of Miami men's Guards Bobby Hurley of Duke Uni Miami was defeated by No. 16 Miami women's tennis team. and Pardo defeated Viollet and Downs, 6-4, 2-6, tennis team boarded a plane to the First, on Friday, the Hurricanes lost to Louisi-. 6-4 and Alipaz and Cymantha Owen defeated Fry versity and Sean Miller of the Uni USTA/ITCA National Indoor North Carolina Saturday, 4-2. versity of Pittsburgh; center Dar Fredrik Perman, Miami's No. ana State University. Then, their big matchup and Sonneveld, 7-6 (9-7), 7-5. Team Championship in Louisville, against No. 1-ranked University of Florida was Saturday's rained out match against UF can ren Morningstar of Pittsburgh and Ky„ Thursday 1-seeded player achieved a person forwards Christian Laettner of al victory, beating the No. 9 player canceled due to rain. celed the big televised match up between Ver with high hopes The lone ray of sunshine came on Sunday bruggen and number one ranked Lisa Raymond. Duke and Bob Gugliotta of North and expecta in the country, Roland Thornqvist Carolina State University; and the 6-4, 6-2. morning when UM defeated the University of The match would have been televised by Sport tions, but South Florida. sChannel Florida. leader of this fearless group (best returned disap suited for the lawn care business), The Hurricanes lost to No. 13 In the first match of the Florida Quadrangular, On Sunday, the Hurricanes lived up to their pointed. UM lost to twentieth ranked LSU, 5-4. Giulia name by storming past the Bulls and defeating Bobby Knight of the University of The eighth- Harvard University Friday 5-4 and Indiana. Aren't you glad he's not were defeated by No. 11 Georgia, Toschi defeated first seeded junior, Mariette USF, 6-3. Viollet defeated Kristi Bastian, 6-1, your father? I sure am. ranked Hurri 4-2, on Thursday. Verbruggen, 6-3, 6-0. Second seeded senior, 6-2. Iverson defeated Kristen Hannah. 6-2, 6-2. • Isn't it funny how the sport of canes lost all Paula Iverson defeated Nelly Pardo, 4-6, 7-6 Verbruggen defeated Jennifer Carlino, 6-4, 6-2. boxing is killing itself? Why is it so three matches Friday, Fredrik Perman was (7-3), 6-0. Fry defeated Caroline Labreque, 6-0, 6-2. Son hard for these guys to understand they played and defeated by Albert Chang 6-3, 6-3, Third seed Rachel Viollet defeated Laura neveld defeated Bishop, 6-4, 6-4 and Downs that being athletes doesn't give tied for 15th but Miami's No. 2-seeded player, Randmaa, 6-0, 6-0. Sarah Stewart defeated defeated Melanie St. Pierre, 6-3, 6-1. All of the them a license to break the law? place out of 20 Dean Cohen came up with a win fourth seed Bettina Sonneveld, 4-6, 6-1, 6-3. doubles matches couldn't be played due to rain. Oohen teams in the against the No. 15-ranked player in • Why doesn't the University of tournament. the country, Michael Zimmerman, Miami have a jai alai team? 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