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Coming October 9, 10 & 11 FREE Lodging • Shopping The Conch Republic Dining • Entertainment OCONUT ELEGRAPH TCHE COCONUT TELEGRAPH IS PROUD TO BE THE OFFICIAL NEWSPA T PER OF THE NORTHERNMOST TERRITORIES OF THE CONCH REPUBLIC 101425 Overseas Hwy. • PMB #628 • Key Largo, FL 33037 • 305-304-2837 • www.theconchtelegraph.com • October 2015 Inside: Attractions Artist of the Month: Jen Aquia Common Mythconceptions What’s Hot & What’s Not Songfest Oct 9-10-11 October Events at Gilbert’s Welcome Keys Mobile Chiropractic So Many Halloween Events! Maps Key Largo Locator Map Getting from Here to There All the Buzz Coco-Nut Funnies Mangrove Galley Conch Characters Business in the Keys Igor and Red Elvises are a traveling “rokenrol” party that is constantly in motion and evolving. Singer, songwriter, guitarist and showman extraordinaire Igor Yuzov is perpetually globetrotting, and in the process found scores of wildly talented and entertaining performers to bring into the fold. See them at Gilbert’s on Monday, October 26th for an early Halloween party. See page 9 for more info. Photo by Rob LeBrun. Key Largo’s COMING 4th Annual OCTOBER Top Hit Songwriters 9, 10 & 11 Music Festival ON THE BEACH • MM 99.5 BAYSIDE KEY LARGO • 305-451-3380 Top hit songwriters performing live and Live Music • Happy Hour • Sunset sharing their stories at Bayside Grille and World class entertainers, in Key Largo on the beach. two other Key Largo venues. Don’t miss it! It doesn’t get any better than this! Look for ad inside or check the calendar at keylargo-baysidegrill.com for all of our live music on the beach. Schedule and artist information inside. 2 • The Coconut Telegraph • October 2015 October 2015 • The Coconut Telegraph • 3 Coconut Telegraph Cast of Characters: Articles Coconut Telegraph October 2015 Editorial: Pick Up Lines for the Chronologically Challenged ......... 2 EARLY DEADLINE Volume 9 Issue #104 Editor/Sales/Distribution New to the Keys: Mobile Chiropractic Service ............................... 4 Prestige Publishing, Inc Denise Malefyt Adopt An Animal, Key Largo Shelter ................................................ 6 in October for 101425 Overseas Highway 305-304-2837 Sounds of the Keys .........................................................................7 November Edition PMB #628 [email protected] MARC Fish Fry - Sunday Nov. 15 ..................................................8 Key Largo, FL 33037 October is Packed with Events at Gilbert’s ..................................... 9 OSHA says we absolutely HAVE to give our minions one Downtown Key Largo Readies for Songfest .................................... 9 Deadline Advertising Production week off a year, and damned if they don’t elect to take Common Mythconceptions ......................................................10 it right when we should be going to press! So, please get for the Sue Beal John Popper Hooks Crowd at Gilbert’s ....................................11 your ads and press releases in by October 15th. Coconut Telegraph’s 305-451-4601 Getting from Here to There - Keys Map Page ..........................12-13 We’re going to press the night of October 22nd. next issue is EARLY beal_s @bellsouth.net Mangrove Galley: Pork Cutlets ........................................................14 Wednesday, Conch Characters .............................................................................15 October 14, 2015 Florida Woman Stops Alligator with Small Pistol ............................16 Notice: We do not mail out NOVEMBER Contact Denise at Artist of the Month: Jen Aquia .........................................................17 WED FRI SAT the Coconut Telegraph and presents 305-304-2837 Coco“Nut” Funnies .......................................................................18-19 we do not sell subscriptions. [email protected] Classified Ads ......................................................................................19 4 6 7 It is available for free online at Key Largo Locator Map Page ...................................................20 WED FRI SAT www.theconchtelegraph.com. Sons of American Legion Membership Drive ................................21 For comments please visit The CSHS Rotary Interact Officers Named ............................................21 11 13 14 Conch Telegraph on Facebook. Business in the Keys ............................................................................22 A WILD RIDE Daily OM: The Process of Grieving ..................................................23 OF A COMEDY Letter to the Editor: Iguana Article Reaction .................................23 The Key Players is a 501(c)3 organization promoting COMMUNITY THEATER in the UPPER KEYS MM 99.5 OCEANSIDE BEHIND CAPITAL BANK SAVE THESAVE DATE!! 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