ttye Jffltamt ^urrtcane • Since 1927 VOLUME 69, NUMBER 7 BIGGER THAN USA TODAY TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1.1991 INSIDE Fire destroys room in Hecht UP IN SMOKE: Investigators: Ashtray maybe to blame ^*k j The fire that caused the evacuation of By MARY LEA HARDESTY students Satur­ Associate News Editor 'In situations like this A fire ignited on the eighth floor mmmm^im day morning at of McDonald Tower in Hecht Resi­ one, there are hardly ever the McDonald dential College early Saturday any survivors. It was a ___\ wiffatH? Tower in Hecht morning. According to Coral Gables very near tragedy.' Residential College dam­ Fire Department reports, the fire Robert Lowman, was most likely started from an aged the door­ CG Fire Inspector overturned ashtray. way and interi­ "At this time, the only evidence is or of room 81 1. that the fire appeared to have start­ the fire to security personel in the The fire was put ' m€*tm\m\mW'' ed at floor level, beside the bed," HRC lobby. under control said Robert Lowman, an inspector Karjala said he called campus by the Coral with the Coral Gables Fire Depart­ police, while the others went up to ment. "There was an ashtray U__W______\ . Gables Fire the eighth floor. The building was Department. turned over, and that was what we then evacuated as the fire alarm was M__\fi\r_\ called the point of origin, or the base sounding. M of the fire. The fire is believed to be "We thought everyone was still f:^K_____m accidental. Apparently the ashtray asleep because all the lights were off was knocked over. We also looked at and there were no signs of life. No the different electrical wiring, and one was walking around outside," there was nothing to indicate it was Karjala said. purposely set." Lowman said the resident assis­ ^ CARLISLE/ Pholo Editor According to Lowman, the four tants in the building, as weU as the people in the room during the fire, University of Miami Department of Alexia Morosco, Drew Campbell, Public Safety officers did an out­ SIGHTS AND SOUNDS Jennifer Gattegno, and Pamila standing job in evacuating the build­ Firemen locked out by security system Freixas, were taken to the doctors ing. assurances that the work on the security This year's Festival Miami aims to draw the hospital for smoke inhilation. "Essentially, the fire broke out, By MARY LEA HARDESTY "One of the students woke up and the alarm was eventually pulled, and Associate News Editor system will be tested and completed. It is communities of the world together through jumped out of the room. They real­ the UM police officers responded to The fire alarm on the new Card Access the last item of work in the contract to tie an international feast of musical variety. ized there were people on the top the call quickly," Lowman said. System in the residential colleges was not into the old security panel to make the sys­ bunk, and went back in to get them "They basically extinguished the complete when Saturday's fire occurred in tem work. The system is in place, but not • Accent — page 6 out. There were reports that some­ fire for the most part and deserve a Hecht Residential College, according to tied into the firealarm . The job ran over," one put water on the fire," Lowman lot of credit. They jumped in quick­ John Geeslin, director of facilities con­ Jack Sargent, assistant director for physi­ said. ly, searched the room, made sure struction. Because of this, Coral Gables cal environment, said. Three students saw the flames everyone had gotten out, and used fire fighters could not enter the building "There was somebody on duty that let through the eighth floor window and firehose equipment." without someone opening the door for the people in the building. Its only the new SECOND SEASON immediately called campus police. Lowman said the entire incident them. doors that have the security access sys­ Justin Karjala, Robert Taukus and was an incredably close call. According to Geeslin, if the new securi­ tem," Geeglin said. An opportunistic Hurricane defense forced Jeff Claudy were sitting on an Eaton "In situations like this one, there ty system had worked properly, the doors David Green, project manager for UM, said the work on McDonald Tower should four turnovers in Miami's 34-10 victory over Residential College fire escape are hardly ever any survivors. It would have openesd automatically. when they saw the flames coming was a very near tragedy," Lowman "I spoke to the contractor and I have be completed first thing this morning. Tulsa. out of the window. They reported said. • Sports — page 8 eU'lBLj NEWSBRIEFS *% • Greek Rush bigger Naked woman found on campus A University of Miami student was approached by a - woman — later described as "psychotic" — who asked than last year's to use the telephone because she claimed she had been t. 1 raped, reports from the Department of Public Safety By FRANK RECIO nities can pledge as many students said. * I'M- •.. ' ejlBl Managing Editor as they can, while sororities are August Bremer, a member of Army ROTC, said the The initial numbers for this limited by quotas, based on the woman was not wearing any clothes from the waist J j***" * fall's fraternity and sorority rush number of students registered for down, and he gave her a blanket to cover herself. Bre­ % indicate an increase over last year, rush." mer immediately called Public Safety. Sffl %• * P|itM- __\ according to Richard Walker, dean The woman, 18-year-old Diane Demaris, who had a f :PQ IMB-: of students. Zeta Tau Alpha sorority — blood spot on her right leg, told the Public Safety officer A This fall, 246 males pledged fra­ which is new on campus this that she had been sexually abused, Public Safety reports y • A ternities, and 308 females pledged semester — had the largest said. m-. atw ' l«M sororities. pledge class with 96 pledges. Del­ After further questioning, Demaris changed her sto­ Jk "I thought rush went well this ta Gamma, Kappa Kappa Gamma, ry and said that she had not been raped, but that she was Ik" year. It was more organized than and Sigma Delta Tau sororities menstruating. t^eeeeeHk past years," Walker said. "The met their quotas of 53 pledges. When asked why she was partially naked, Demaris ' tSmmtt registration through the summer told paramedics that she was "running away from hell 1 mailing, which we had never done "The ideal situation is that all and that she wanted to reveal her sin." Paramedics from I before, contributed to the overall sororities are around the same Rescue Unit Three of the Coral Gables Fire Depart­ 1- m organization." size," Walker added. "This year 1 the quota was higher than last ment examined Demaris and were told that she was »* Walker also said that the per­ under psychiatric care with Dr. Francisco Cruz and * year, and any time that happens, centage of pledges increased over it's a good sign." taking medicine. last year. After confirmation from Dr. Cruz, it was found that "This year about 18 percent of K.C. White, advisor for Zeta Demeris had been released from Mercy Hospital three m * V the undergraduates pledged. Last Tau Alpha sorority, the newest of weeks ago. Cruz advised paramedics to transport J r**\t year we had only 14 percent," the six sororities on campus, said Demeris to Mercy Hospital where she was readmitted k 1 1 JgjL 1 Hi' Walker said. "Zeta has a strong national follow­ for further evaluation. } "I think it was great. We had a ing, we knew there would be quali­ — PAMELA WILFINGER very active brotherhood. Every­ ty women to select from." Mm... 1* f body participated in the whole pro­ ! ' 11 ly]' • cess [rushing]," said Stuart "I think there was interest in a Ibis gets All-American rating Cohen, advisor for Zeta Beta Tau new sorority on campus," White

___t • ; fraternity. said. "People were looking for a The 1991 Ibis yearbook received an All-American HI According to the Office of the new and different way to get honor rating with four marks of distinction from the Dean of Students, Zeta Beta Tau involved on campus." National Scholastic Press Association (NSPA) and the fraternity had the largest rush Associated Collegiate Press (ACP). , class with 34 pledges and Tau "Rush went excellently. We did Brad Broker, editor of the 1991 book, could not be Kappa Epsilon fraternity had the a number of programs over the reached for comment. CHRISTOPHER CARLISLE/Photo Editor smallest class, with 8 pledges. summer to increase interest in "Last year's book was excellent," Dave Bergman, WELCOME TO THE GROUP: Sigma Delta Tau sister Sheila Arguello hugs a new Walker said there was a "funda­ fraternities," said Adam Apatoff, editor of the 1992 Ibis, said. "I hope we can continue to pledge on Bid Day as other sisters look on. Sigma Delta Tau had 53 new pledges this mental difference" between fra­ rush chairperson of the Interfra­ improve and build upon our strengths." fall. ternity and sorority rush. "Frater­ ternity Council. The NSPA-ACP annually critiques college year­ books. The All-American rating with four marks of dis­ tinction is the second-highest rating possible. Annie Witta, critical services manager for the NSPA-ACP, said about 90 yearbooks annually are evalu­ Professors debate court nominee ated by college advisors and other journalism profes­ Teenager shot for sionals. One person critiques each book. By DEBORAH L. MOSKOWITZ wearing UM shirt Staff Writer TODAY'S FORECAST Clarence Thomas rejects the very foundations of By PAMELA WILFINGER what blacks have worked for and should not be support­ Staff Writer ed just because he is black, Irwin Stotzky, professor of SHOWERS A 16-year-old teenager was shot and killed in law, said during a program about Thomas' nomination. HIGH: 87 LOW. 78 Augusta, Ga. last Tuesday night, for wearing a Uni­ The program, held last Thursday and conducted by versity of Miami T-shirt, according to police reports. two University of Miami law professors, was sponsored Chance of Thunderstorms by the Black Law Students Association. Mack Bauknight, a high school sophomore, was Stotzky said Thomas's confirmation by the U.S. Sen­ walking home with his 16-year-old friend when he ate would be "the final straw to breaks the camel's was shot to death, said Mark Cohen, Augusta police back" for civil rights. FACE THE FACTS spokesperson. "If Thomas is confirmed, the (Supreme) court will Jones Stotsky The number of greeks in fraternities ...J While walking through a low-income public hous­ regress to levels seen before the court of Earl Warren," and sororities has risen over the last few ing project, the youths were harassed by a group of Stotzky said. "It's not enough to say that Thomas doesn't repre­ years at the University of Miami. The men because Bauknight was wearing a UM T-shirt Professor D. Martin Jones, who worked with Thom­ sent the views of black people. It is not enough to say following is the total number of greeks in and the group of men did not like it, said witnesses. as from 1984 to 1988 on the Equal Opportunity Com­ that he is not in among the mainstream, not with the the last five years: Apparently ignoring the remarks, Bauknight and mission, said people should not confuse race with racial same time space continuum as other blacks," Jones said. his friend continued walking until they reached near­ sensitivity. He said Thomas is not his own man, but "It is important that Thomas, in a meaningful sense, by railroad tracks. It was then that two men from instead a political creation who does not share the views is not black at all," Jones said. He pointed out that Augusta, Carnel Frasure, 21, and Antonio Cambell, of the black society. Thomas was accepted into Yale University under affir­ 18, opened fire. Stotzky also argued in favor of Thomas when the pro­ mative action, yet takes a stand against it now. fessor scheduled to debate for his confirmation failed to Winnie Jordan, president of the Black Law Student The first shot hit Bauknight in the buttocks, caus­ arrive. Association said the debate was intended to persuade ing him to fall to the ground. As he attempted to get more students to be involved in the political arena and to up, Frasure shot him in the back, and killed the He said Thomas, a self-made man, does have the qualifications needed to be a Supreme Court Justice. display some of Thomas' views. youth, police reports said. Bauknight's friend ran The Associated Press reported Saturday that the away from the scene and called the police. "Maybe we do not need someone who has politically correct thinking," Stotzky said. Senate Judiciary Committee was deadlocked 7-7 Friday Frasure was charged with murder and Cambell when they voted on recommending Thomas. The Sen­ was charged with being an accessory to murder. Stotzky said Thomas does support civil rights, but does not approve of the methods we are using now to ate will take a finalvot e to decide whether Thomas will HIRAM HENRIQUEZ / Graphic Artist ensure them. be confirmed. Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, October 1,1991 MORE NEWSBRIEFS ing the Military, Navy, Air Force or Students PUMP IT UP CAMPUS Merchant Marine Academy in 1992. Deadline is Nov. 1. All applicants LJ BRIEFS must submit SAT or ACT scores. help select . • A SECOND fire occurred on To apply for a nomination, write campus Saturday night. A cement to Fascell at 7855 SW 104th St., trash bin was seen burning near the Miami, 33156 or call Kelley Han­ Public MacLamore Palm Court and Foun­ kins in Connie Mack's Tampa office tain. Department of Public Safety at (813) 225-7683. Officer Kathy McElhaney otwerved • STUDENT METRORAIL Safety a cement type trash bin on fire and passes are available at a 25 percent was able to extinguish it. The Coral discount. Passes are on sale at the Gables Fire Department responded Student Union Information Desk. director to check the trash bin. University employees can save up By PAMELA WILFINGER • EPIPHANY, the UM arts and to $8 on the $60 per month All- Staff Writer Literature magazine, is accepting Transit Metropass. For more infor­ Student leaders will for the first artwork, poetry, photographs and mation call 638-6700. time be involved in the process to prose for the fall 1991 issue. Origi­ • METRO-DADE PARKS is select a new executive director of nal submissions, which must be sponsoring two canoe trips guided the Department of Public Safety. accompanied by a cover page with be naturalists this month. From 9 Alan Fish, the assistant vice presi­ and phone number, can be (dropped a.m. to noon on Oct. 12, the Key Bis­ dent for Business Services, said the off at the desk of any residential col­ cayne Canoe Trip will take place process to choose the new edirector lege, the apartment area or the along Biscayne Bay. The trip leaves will incorporate student interviews Epiphany mailbox in the English from Crandon Park Marina, 4000 as a means of getting further input department on the third floor of the Crandon Blvd. Cost is $15 per per­ from the people whose safety is pro­ Ashe Building. Deadline is Nov. 6. son. The Sunset on the Bay trip vided. For more information call Todd leaves at 6 p.m. on Oct. 17 from "Although the final decision will Curtiss at 284-4197. Matheson Hammock. Cost is $7 per remain with me, leaders of student • UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI person. To make reservations, call affairs including the United Black Sylvester Comprehensive Cancer 662-4124. Students or the Women's Commis­ 1 J.C. Ridley/Staff Photographs Center and the National Cancer • AN INTERNATIONAL con­ sion, will help determine which can­ Institute are making October Breast ference on Sephardic Jews is being didates have a better chance of get­ THICKER THAN WATER: Gregory Aranaga, senior, catches up on his reading while Nelson Blanchet Cancer Awareness Month. An infor­ presented by the University of ting the job," Fish said. of the American Red Cross draws blood. The blood drive was held in Brockway Hall and sponosored by mation service open house will be Miami School of Law and Judaic "The director's primary purpose the Otto G. Richter Library. held at Jackson Towers, 10th floor Studies Program as part of the His­ is to provide a safe campus to facul­ from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Oct. 1 to 4. panic Heritage Festival on Oct. 3 ty, students and staff," Fish said. Contact 548-4821 for more infor­ and 4. Admission to Memory and The job's responsibilities include mation. Morals: Sephardism and the Quin­ the management of Public Safety, all Breast cancer information cen­ centenary, an official project of the of the duties concerning parking and Faculty senate chairman named ters will be open each Wednesday of National Columbus Quicentenary parking decals, the maintenance and changes within the University, faculty. the month beginning Oct. 9 in the Jubilee Commission, is free. Schol­ service of the shuttle buses, and on- By MICHELLE BLAYA Jackson Memorial Hospital East Staff Writer where my previous experience "We are well aware that high ars from Israel, South America and campus crime prevention, Fish said. would be of help," Whelan said. school students who are applying Breezeway and University of Miami the United States will present Joseph Frechette, the former William Whelan, former chairman Hospital Clinics. Contact Sandy of the Department of Bio-chemistry According to Whelan, a self-study now for entry to UM as freshmen papers and have panel discussions director, retired at the beginning of undergraduates in 1992, and whei gee Sears at 548-4821 for more infor­ on the Jews' expulsion from Spain the summer. and Molecular Biology, was elected of the senate is planned at the fall mation. as the new chairman of the Univer­ faculty senate retreat, in mid-Nov. on to pursue a doctorate degree and its effects. After Frechette's retirement. with us, will be graduating in the • SENIORS who have not had The conference begins at 6 p.m. Captain Henry Christensen of Pub­ sity of Miami's Faculty Senate. "Our intent is to reorganize wher­ Whelan succeeds George Alexan­ ever necessary to meet the chang­ 21st century," Whelan said. "We their pictures taken for the Ibis on Oct. 3 with a reception at the lic Safety was named acting direc­ hope that our students will be able Yearbook can sign up for times in Center for the Fine Arts, 101 W. tor. drakis, who turned down the nomi­ ing needs, aspirations and opera­ nation for a fourth consecutive term tional mechanisms of the University to stand on our shoulders and peer the UC Breezeway from 10 to 3 Flagler St. The rest of the confer­ "I have been filling in on the posi­ over the horizon into that new era." p.m. all this week. This is the last ence will take place at the Castle tion this year and it requires the as chairman. of Miami," Whelan said. week for seniors to schedule pic­ Whelan said he decided to take "Improving faculty salaries so as Whelan's previous contributions Hotel, 5445 Collins Ave., Miami overseeing of the entire Public Safe­ to the University of Miami have tures. Beach beginning at 9 a.m. ty department and its relations on the position of chairman because he to become competitive with other • ALL ORGANIZATIONS was interested in providing "con­ class-one private institutions is a top included establishing a tenure policy For more information call Robert campus," Christensen said. in the School of Medicine and chang interested in participating in United Rosen at 2eS4-5432 or Henry Green Christensen is presently also one structive leadership within the Uni­ priority. Another priority to be Nation's Day on Oct. 24, contact the versity of Miami." addressed on a long-range basis is ing the retirement plan for faculty at 2.S4-4375. of the candidates for the director's University-wide. Elizabeth Kingdren Council of Inter­ • "THE MEDIA vs. The Law: job. After serving 24 years as chair­ that of improving the budget of our national Student Organizations at When the First and Sixth Amend­ Approximately four candidates man of the bio-chemistry and molec­ library acquisitions," Whelan said. Whelan said he also has interest in Alexandrakis was chairman for 284-3548. ments Clash," a Federal Bar Associ­ have been selected by Business Ser­ ular biology department, Whelan three years and vice chairman for • HONORS AWARENESS ation seminar, will begin at 8 a.m. on vices out of the 150 applications. decided to step down from that posi­ improving the University's support for research done by the faculty. He three years. Day, sponsored by the Honor Stu­ Oct. 11 at the James L. Knight However, the names of the candi­ tion and turn his attention toward "Holding the position of chairman dents' Association will be held today International Center's Ashe Audito­ dates have not been released the faculty senate. said he hopes "to improve and diversify" the academic programs is a time consuming job," Alexan­ on the UC patio from 11:30 a.m. to rium, 400 SE 2nd Ave., 4th floor. because applications are still being "Had I not decided to step down drakis said. He is also chairman eif 12:30 p.m. The event is intended to Registration is $125 for private reviewed. as the department chairman, I do so our graduating students will be competitive. the Department of Physics. promote the Honors program and attornerys, $100 for government The outcome of the student inter­ not believe that I would have con­ its members. attorneys and $50 for students. The views and application reviews will tested the chair of the senate. The As a participant in activities He said he would prefer tee invest • NICHOLAS WHITE of the seminar is co-sponsored by the Uni­ be announced by the end of the first position of senate chair seemed to throughout the University, the fac­ time in the new physics building and University of Michigan will discuss versity of Miami Law Center. For semester, Fish said. offer the possibility to bring about ulty senate plays many roles as a concentrate on research and dcvel- "Modern Morality in Greek Ethics" information call 284-4762. improvements and constructive representational body of and for the opment. in two addresses sponsored by the UM philosophy department. The colloquium will be at 3:30 p.m. on VOLUNTEER Oct. 3 in LC 190 and 3:30 p.m. Oct. BRIEFS 4 in Allen Hall 101. A coffee recep­ tion before each part will be at 3 p.m. in Ashe 727. DENTISTRY • TERE ZUBI, an advertising • TWO HUNDRED fifty stu­ executive with her own agency, will dent volunteers are needed to col­ speak at 11:30 a.m. on Oct. 9 at the lect for the United Way Campaign FOR THE STUDENT UM Faculty Club, 1550 Brescia on Oct. 5. at the Orange Bowl. Vol­ j Ave. Her address is sponsored by unteers are needed from 10:30 a.m. Adult Toys & Novelties the Greater Miami chapter of Wom­ through the first quarter. A lun­ In Business for 20 yrs. en in Communications. cheon for volunteers will be held on • ENTRIES FOR the sixth Oct. 1 in the UC Ballroom. For more 15% Discount w/I.D. 25% DISCOUNT FOR Letra de Oro, a Spanish literary con­ information call Volunteer Service 448-7656 ALL DENTAL SERVICES test, are being accepted through at 284-4483. 3094 FULLER ST. Oct. 12. • APPLICATIONS FOR posi­ WITH STJUDENT I.D. Prizes for the contest, sponsored tions on the Hunger and Homeles­ Between Grand Ave. & Main Highway in CoconuTbrove by the Spanish '92 Foundation and sness Week Committee are avail­ PRIVATE DENTAL OFFICE LOCATED ONE MILE FHOM CAMPUS administered by UM's Iberian Stud­ able in the Volunteer Services ies Institute, are $2500, publication Center, UC 224B. Deadline is Oct. of the winners' manuscripts and a 7. Interviews will be Oct. 8 and 9. COLLEGE NIGHT trip to Spain. For more information call Rochelle Please Call 667-2633 Winners will be announced in Rubin at 284-3521. HURRICANE PARTY March, 1992, at UM. For more • SENIOR CRIME Prevention information, call 284-3266. & Victim's Assistance Program, WEDNESDAY NIGHTS, which provides assistance to eTderly 10PM 'TIL ? crime victims, has volunteer intern­ SOUTH MIAMI DENTAL ships available. Duties will be cus­ ..Mt Dick Clark's LOCAL tom tailored to meet personal aca­ ASSOCIATES demic and professional goals. A BRIEFS BIG BEER (20 Oz) $1.75 BANDSTAND 7311 SW62NDAVE. minimum of two hours per week is IJL mm requested of each volunteer. For WINGS 10«, HOT DOGS 25C, Os NEXT TO SOUTH MIAMI more information call Keith Schantz LIVE DJ, SHOOTER SPECIALS • UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI at 445-0555. HOSPITAL Law Center will sponsor the Fourth Music • Great Food • Dancing Institute on Real Property Law beginning at 8 a.m. on Oct. 16. The OOPS Contests • Happy Hour Prices! Sixteenth Institute on Condominium and Cluster Developments also DICK CLARK'S AMERICAN BANDSTAND GRILL The increase in Interna­ The University of Miami's sponsored by the University of UM STUDENTS' DOWNTOWN HFADQUARTERS! Miami Law Center is scheduled for tional student enrollment was Oct. 17 and 18 beginning at 8 a.m. inaccurately reported in Fri­ Miami's Rock & Roll Museum where you can eat, drink and RING THEATRE day's issue of The Miami Hur­ Both events will take place at the dance. Never a cover charge. FREE valet parking. Available Doral Ocean Beach Resort, 4833 ricane. The increase was in Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Cost for orientation attendance and for private parties. not in actual enrollment, as both seminars is $340. Seminars Remember - Don'l Drink And Drive! can be registered for separately. was reported. Two hundred For information call 284-4762. and seventy-two internation­ • U.S. REPRESENTATIVE al students attended Orienta­ BAYSIDE MARKETPLACE tion '91, 82 more than last Dante B. Fascell and Senator Con­ DOWNTOWN MIAMI • PHONE 381-8800 nie Mack are accepting applications year. from students interested in attend­ CAMPUS CALENDAR | $50,000.00* FOR COLLEGE] TUESDAY: 116. For more information call Jor- • College Democrats will be hold­ gette Ramos at 284-6874. Students can now obtain about $50,000.00 within one years ing a meeting at 7 p.m. in the Flamin­ FRIDAY: time towards college costs, and any other expenses. go Ballroom. • Eta Kappa Nu, the electrical and • Omicron Delta Kappa will meet computer engineering honor society, at 7:45 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom. will have a meeting at 2 p.m. in EB This money Is available from bank, and department store Nominations are due at this meeting. 243. Attendance is mandatory for ini­ credit card programs, and will not Interfere with any student For more information, contact Chris­ tiates. For more information call loans you might have, or are applying for. tian Davis at 284-4322. James Andolfo at 284-3348 or Col­ WEDNESDAY: leen Hill at 284-4109. • Quest seminar "Managing • Hillel will have a parent's week­ Let Phoenix Publishing show you alternate ways to finance Stress" will be conducted by Malcolm end Shabat service and dinner at 6:30 your college education. Kahn of the UM Counseling Center at p.m RSVP for dinner by Wednesday. noon in UC 245. Cost is $5 for sponsors, $7 for others. 100% SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED. • Hillel Jewish Student Center is For more information, call Lois at OR YOUR MONEY BACK, AND $20.00 CASH! presenting "Israel, A Summer of Mira­ 665-6948. i cles" at 7 pm, at 1100 Stanford Dr. For more information call Linda at MONDAY: Send $19.99 Plus $2.00 Shipping and Handling To: 665-6948 • U.S. Navy representatives PHOENIX PUBLISHING CORP. D A COMEDY • College Republicans will meet at including Commander eDonnie Coch­ 707 Foulk Rd., #102 7 p.m. in UC 241 Election swill be ran fo the Blue Angels will speak at 4 WUmlngton, DE 19803-3700 Oct. 2-5, 8-12 at 8pm held. For more information call Jeff p.m at the Flamingo Ballroom. For Oct. 5& 12 at 2pm Skubick at 284-4429 more information call Lt. Fabian Alzate at 591-8696. SPECIAL DISCOUNT TO THURSDAY: N.iinc UM Students, Faculty, • Rabbi Louis Feldstein will present WEEKLY: Staff. "Excursions Through Exodus" from 6 • Chess Club meets at noon Tues­ Address to 7 p.m. at Hillel. For more informa­ days, 3:30 p.m. Fridays and"3 p.m. tion, contact the rabbi at 665-6948. Saturdays in the International Lounge City _State .Zip Phone 284-3355 • Women in Communications Inc. or UC 237. Call Ped Bunsongslkul for Allow 3-4 weeks delivery. will meet at 5:30 p.m. in Memorial more information at 284-4078. 'Amount of funds may vary slightly for each Individual HIIARIOUS ! 'Tuesday. October 1,1991 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 3

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UNIVERSITY OF AT&T The right choice. OPINION Etje Miami hurricane FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 27, 1991 Security system is up in smoke fl,\'>,|,' / Cor _t_i v p in flames (almost) — the University of Miami -tif. e W*«-,kc ) security system. U Saturday morning, a fire broke out on the eighth floor of McDonald Tower in Hecht Residential College. Fortunately, a competent Coral Gables Fire Department was able to put out the fire without any injuries and little damage. Room 811, however, where the fire broke out, was gutted from fire and smoke damage. Unfortunately, the shiny new $200,000 security system failed to turn itself off when the fire alarm went off. This, however, was not a technical problem, but a human miscalculation. The device that would cancel the system, and allow the doors to open, has not yet been installed. Fire fighters were locked outside while the fire engulfed room 811. It seems they forgot to bring their Cane Cards. And, when the fire fighters did gain admittance into McDonald Tower, they had to carry their gear up the eight flights of stairs. Why? When a fire alarm sounds, the elevators shut off, but fire fighters are supposed to be able to use them with a special key. Their key, however, did not work. The time lost from this malfunction could have been fatal. NO C*^ -It"* "'.ei.'-rfX' The irony of the situation is that the thing, the security system, that was installed to protect us, is what could actually have done us in. In the rush to get this new security system installed Six steps to owning your own country in time for the start of the school year, was safety overlooked? ened. Every day, the Soviet Union is support should not be too difficult. verts to your cause if there is a good The Miami Hurricaneieete that the entire system further away from unity. Cuba is Look to Cuba's own Fidel Castro for party with lots of beer and idealism. should have been put on hold until all safety measures reduced to rationing their home­ technical guidelines, or to the Shin­ • Step five: Get international grown tobacco. Some even argue ing Path in Peru — who robbed a organizations involved. were included. that the United States is on the casino and gave the money to the Boycotts always help speed up an Retroactive action is being taken, and luckily, these decline — and after taking a look at poor — for style. insurrectionary movement. It may after-the-fact measures have only cost a little — a little the shantytown under the 395 • Step three: Now comes the become difficult to balance old time, and perhaps a little unnecessary damage done to underpass — I tend to agree. tricky part! Find some influential friends like Qaddafi with new ones one room. The reality, though, is that the stakes could Don't you see it? A huge chasm in friends who will make small gifts of like the United Nations, so this is a the superpower system waiting to weapons, explosives and other use­ good time to get arrested. have been much higher. About 800 students live in each be filled by a new world power — ful devices. • Step six: Watch your favorite tower. LIANE LONSTEIN led by you! Castro and Soviet President Mik- soap opera on prison TV and wait. Safety should always be the number one priority. • Step one: Select a third world . hail Gorbachev are being anti-social While you wait safely in jail, your When lives are at stake, no precaution should be COLUMNIST country. and the Bank of Credit and Com­ friends will get angry and really vio­ overlooked. Make it one with lots of internal merce International are out of busi­ lent. The government will collapse. asy, yes! Easy I say. If you fol­ problems. This should not be too dif­ ness, but thankfully, Muammar Qad- You, the long-suffering leader of Fire Prevention Week is next week. The Hurricane low these six simple guide­ ficult, because I can't think of one dafi is never difficult to befriend. the revolution, will be taken from suggests that the University make use of this ironic E lines, absolute power will be 'without any. A country with a nice • Step four: Cause some trouble. your cell to the seat of power! holiday, and let Monday be their goal for having the yours! This may take some time, but climate and tasty tropical fruit Get your local friends to throw If you enjoyed steps one through device in place, as well as to fix the elevators — a perfect as you know, good things come to should do fine. grenade and bombing parties. Invite six, wait a few generations for your start to the national event. those who wait. • Step two: Make some local CNN and get them to spread the new country to recover ... then take And you may not have too long to friends. word. over the world! wait. Take a look at the world order! Establish yourself with the peas­ Young people seeking excitement Liane Lonstein is a senior major­ Student voices Germany, although united, is weak­ antry. From here, a move for more and self-expression are quick con­ ing in political science. heard at last Summer abroad offers new perspective his past summer, I dove into But beware! Should you fail to party thrown by some Spanish stu­ loss of some of my important docu­ hank you. University of Miami students are getting a new experience: studying return on time (due to your drunken dents, members of each nationality ments in the OIP office and its fail­ at least a small say in a decision which will affect T abroad in Spain. state acquired in the scores of bars sang a token song. My buddy Tom ure to inform me and other students T their futures on the UM campus. A total of 17 Americans, most of that line the narrow cobbled from Japan sang his national about the details of study abroad them from theaB^B^aHHnaaB streets), you would not be allowed anthem, while the Americans credit allotment. When I returned When various student leaders around campus were University ofi back inside. More than once, a stu­ attempted "Hotel California." from Spain, I was admonished for extended an invitation to attend a series of luncheons Miami, and] dent was forced to sleep outside The capital of the region, Santan- not having turned in a form I was with the candidates for the position of director of Public approximately I among the gardenias until the gate der, was where I went for urban never given. • Safety, a great step was taken in the right direction. 30 others from'l opened at 8 a.m. Usually, the culprit ' delights such as my first bull fight All this was passed off by the nas­ Japan, Italy, Fin­ was an American. For some reason, and a concert by Juan Luis Guerra, a ty staffer as a problem stemming Because those choosing to attend the luncheons will land, Germany, | the Europeans had less of a problem popular Spanish musician. Some of from the lack of an orientation for evaluate each of the candidates, Public Safety is setting a Spain and else­ holding their liquor than us Yanks. us sat drinking wine in the cafes, international summer programs. I tremendous precedent. The administration should watch where stayed in I while the strong at heart took in the suggest that the office have summer a convent school The director of our program, riotous "Running of the Bulls" in orientations in the future to spare and learn. Opening an opportunity for students to voice in the small town LISA GRAHAM Seflora Fatima, was a warm and con­ Pamplona. We had plenty of time to students the bureaucratic mess. their opinions in matters which most directly affect them of Laredo on the C0LUMNIST scientious person who went out of see much of the country and still I highly recommend study abroad is a move the The Miami Hurricaneapphuds. northern coast__ her way to make sure we were all take our classes somewhat serious­ to everyone, despite the confusion fine. She made the residence a home here at home. Experiencing a differ­ of Spain. for us. ly. This type of opportunity, however, should be the The residence was run by nuns, Preparing for the trip was a trial, ent country and the ways of its peo­ norm rather than the exception. Unfortunately, this is not but it wasn't like you might expect. Living with other foreigners gave however, because most of the times ple can provide a fresh perspective so. Student Government proposals and referendums are Our curfew was a surprising 5 a.m. the program a multicultural air. At a I visited the Office of International that lets one see how simultaneous­ often casually discarded by the administration. "Those Programs, I had to deal with the ly big and small the world is. same unhelpful woman. Lisa Graham is a senior majoring who know better" determine what students need and will in sociology and English. get, and direct suggestions and student input is a rarity. Other problems included the near The Hurricanchopes Assistant Vice President of Business Services Alan Fish will give careful LETTER TO THE EDITOR consideration to each of the student evaluations. funding for black organizations vs. Perhaps the day will come when not only are all Graphic unclear the funding for Jewish organiza­ students given the chance to be heard with more than a tions. condescending ear, but also when the majority of To the editor: In addition, the placement of the The "Face The Facts" graphic graphic in relation to the article students actually care enough to find out about what depicting Student Activity Fee Allo­ underscores the problem by encour­ issues need to be spoken on. cation Committee allocations to stu­ aging readers to react to the num­ Sure, much is said over dinner about how lousy this dent organizations in the Sept. 13 bers without the facts provided in issue of The Miami Hurricane pre­ the article. It encourages them to new system or that new director is making things, but sented a misleading picture about ignore the central issue which is would anyone actually take the time to change the allocations to student organizations. equitable distribution of SAFAC situations causing them so much heartache? Belonging to The graphic's singling out of funds to all campus organizations. campus organizations and being involved at least gives Black organizations to use for com­ parative analysis is unfair and mis­ In the future, the Hurricane the average student a say in who is elected to represent leading. It inaccurately creates the should remember their responsibili­ those various groups when a door like this is opened. impression that Black organizations ty to accurately and fairly depict the are funded at a higher rate than oth­ facts behind an issue instead of sin­ The Hurri cane urges the student leaders who were gling out one segment of the student invited to these luncheons to go — get involved and tell er student organizations. The graphic should have showed a wider population to create a damaging, Public Safety what you think about the candidates you representation of organizations misleading and false impression. met. If enough interest is shown this time, these whose funding was revised by Winnie Jordan, opportunities might become more frequent in the future. SAFAC instead of focusing on the Black Law Student Associa­ tion

Editor In Chief, Robert Miller Newsbrlefa Editor, Rick Bascuas LETTER POLICY Wt)t Miami hurricane Business Manager, Tiffany M. Bost Copy Editor, Barbara Suarez Copy EdHor, Jason Molinet The Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice their The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during Managing Editor, Frank Reck) Photo EdHor, Chris Carlisle opinions on Issues related to the University or In response to the regular academic year and is written and edited by Newa EdHor, Alletta Bowers Assistant Photo EdHor, Jonathan Strait any report published in the Hurricane. undergraduate students at the University of Miami. This Associate Naws Editor, Mary Hardesty Staff Assistant, Pamela Wilfinger Letters to the editor may be submitted - handwritten or typed • to the University Center, room 221, or mailed to P.O. publication does not necessarily represent the views and Assistant News Editor, Fernando Battaglia Courier, John David Kelley Box 248132, Coral Gables, Fla., 33124. Deadlines are opinions of advertisers or the University's trustees, Aaaiatant Newa Editor, Connie Piloto Production Manager, Shana Davis Tuesday at 4 p.m. for Friday's Issue, and Friday at 4 p.m. for Co-Oplnlon Editor, Lynette Malinger Production Assistant, Lia Haley faculty or administration. Editorial and publication Tuesday's Issue. headquarters are located at the University Center room Co-Oplnlon Editor, Chrissy Weldon Production Assistant, Patricia Macedo Letters, with a suggested length of 300 words, must be Accent Editor, Danielle Parks 221. Business office: 284*4401. Newsroom: 284-2016. Classifieds Manager, Roy Richardson signed along with the author's student ID number, phone Fax: 284-4404. Aaaiatant Accsnt Editor, Beth Eilers Distribution Manager, Chris Yates number and year In school. Anonymous leners will not be Sports Editor, Kevin Brockway Senior Adviser, Bruce Garrison accepted. At the discretion of tbe paper, names may be 01991 Univeraity ot Miami. Aaaiatant Sports EdHor, Martin Emeno Financial Adviaer, Raymonde Bilger © 1991 Univeraity of Miami undergraduate etudenta. withheld upon request. The paper reserves the right to edit Magazine EdHor, Derek Hembd StaH Coordinator, Arlene Wans letters for clarity, brevity and accuracy. Tuesday, October 1.1991 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 5 Censoring Storm Front just breezes over student obscenity

torm Front, the University of Another girl could only say, Marie Antoon quit Storm Front. game," Rick Brown, vice president dents with spirit know that Storm Miami's spirit organization, "They're disgusting, that's all — "Well, the thing that kind of of Storm Front, said. "I'll bet you Front is a spirit group, and they S made a big showing as Miami just sick." turned me off was yes, it is a spirit you're going to hear students curs­ appreciate what they've done at the trounced Houston. Unfortunately, As a member of Storm Front, I organization, but some of the cheers ing. We re going to stop doing it, but games. however, some students find Storm think the criticism is a little unfair. I were a little too offensive for my you're still going to have people say­ So Storm Front will endure the Front's cheers to be out of place at a have been there when the Orange tastes." ing the same thmn " he.it and you will continue to see college football game. Bowl was rocking, and I know how Storm Front President Brian I agree completely. Storm Front's them in the stands as Miami goes on Some students thought Storm important spirit is. That's what Hegner admitted that some of their chesers may be censored, but I doubt to victory after victory. Despite the Front cheers were uncalled for. One Storm Front does. It adds to the cheers may be too strong. The Ath­ if it's possible to censor an entire- criticism, Storm Front will go on person remarked, "College stu­ spirit. Maybe the language was letic Department has complained student section. doing what it does best — pumping dents aren't the only ones at these unnecessary, but I don't think the and some cheers will be removed I defend Storm Front not only i> ,i up the fans. CHRISTINE STATURA games. Little kids have to hear this whole organization has to be from the Storm Front une-up. member of that group, but also at ,j Christine Statura is a freshman COLUMNIST stuff too." slammed for it. "Go to any college, to any big UM student who does care. The stu­ majoring in marine biology. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

that, how can HP be expected to but a student at UM. and using many drugs does not minorities are still discriminated Howl alternative know what this diverse multitude The bottom line to all of this is reduce a person to helpless addic­ Racism rethought against both institutionally and indi­ needs a chance would like to see? Do they even that before HP even attempted to tion or instant death. The claim that vidually. want to see anything? I get the idea try a new idea, the Hurricane was we must be protected from such To the editor: Third, by exclusively helping one that many foreign students came to prepared to bash it, before they had "dangerous" behavior typically This letter is in response to the group, you are not necessarily dis­ To the .editor: the United States to experience heard all of the details. Why not let assumes that the majority of Ameri­ column by Richard Anderson in the criminating against another. For This is ui response to The Miami American culture, not a bunch of the students try out something new cans are incapable of controlling Sept. 24 issue of The Miami Hurri­ example, merit scholarships dis­ Hurrieanit house ecHtorial of Sept. Americans trying to imitate their before telling them that it's a bad their own lives without supervision. cane criminate against the average stu­ 27. In the article, the editorial staff homeland. idea? Why not let HP stick to the I personally find this approach First, Anderson is making an dent, yet this is not unfair. of the newspaper, i handful of stu­ What is wrong with having a con­ concert business and let the Hurri­ insulting and demeaning. assumption that if you are pro- Finally, since Anderson is a fresh­ dents, criticized efforts Hurricane cert for the students at the Knight cane stick to the newspaper busi­ The war on drugs has caused us to Black, you must be anti-white. This man, he is obviously unaware of the Production! has been making to pre­ Center? It is, in fact, a part of the ness? lose many of the beneficial aspects is completely inaccurate. non-Black members of the histori­ sent the student body with a truly University of Miami. The editors Pete Preston, of controlled substances. For exam­ Second, it is false to believe that cally Black fraternities and sorori­ first class, professional event, for claim that it is such an inconvenient chairman, ple, marijuana has medicinal uses the National Association for the ties on campus. Ironically, the sup­ Hurricane Howl. This was an unfair location. I'll agree that it isn't on Hurricane Productions for treatment of nausea and weight Advancement of Colored People posedly separatist Black fraternities attack, so typically made without campus, but it s pretty close. As a loss caused by human immunodefi­ (NAACP) feels that Blacks are inca­ are more integrated than the white knowing all of the facts. matter of fact, the Metrorail takes ciency virus (HIV) infection, toxic pable of success. The NAACP fraternities. Their editorial actually contra­ you right to the door of the building. Illegal drugs acquired immune deficiency syn­ believes that people should have the Cedric L. Bess, dicted what their message was You don't even have to step into the drome (AIDS) treatments and che­ right to equal opportunity, but that freshman meant to be. They freely admitted dangerous air of downtown Miami; can be useful motherapy. that past Hurricane Howl concerts it's all enclosed. Harvard University found that 44 have been tasteful and that students Would the Hurricane have the To the editor: percent of the cancer specialists seem to have a good time. Why men's basketball team move their In recent weeks, there have been surveyed told their patients to take then, should HP try to do something games back to campus? The Arena several letters published in The illegal marijuana (which supposedly other than what has been successful is, after all. farther along the Metro- Miami Hurricane proclaiming the kills people) for nausea. In fact, the in the past? rail path than the Knight Center is. dangers of drugs. I would like to United States government has Hurricane Productiona ia indeed Or for that matter, maybe our foot- offer another side to the issue. recently decided to phase out the responsible for presenting large tiall team should host games on the One letter pointed out that Investigational New Drug pro­ name, mauistrenin entertainment intramural fields. Forget about stu­ "drugs are illegal because they kill grams, one of the few programs that for the students. There are several dents who regularly venture to people." Sadly, the writer fails to provide government-grown pot to other partaof Program Council that Mianu Beach and points beyond. see an important point. Drugs do seriously-ill patients. Despite these sponsor activities fur students who Finally, the Hurricane is con­ not kill — people kill themselves known and potential uses of marijua­ may or may not like the program­ cerned with HP asking the students with drugs. na for treatment of illness, cannabis ming that HP presents. Aa the edi­ to spend some money to see a con­ I would question exactly what she hemp can (and was) used to make tors of the Hurricane have set bril­ cert, but they fail to point out to the meant by the word "drugs." Medi­ cloth, paper, fuel, and food. Jack liantly pointed out. "this is a diverse students how much of their money cal history does not record anyone Herer makes a strong case of how place with diverse interests." is already being spent on concerts. dying from an overdose of marijua­ cannabis can save the world in Tht So What then, should HP do? HP is given, by referendum, a sum na. Albert Hofmann, who discov­ Emperor Wears No Clothes. Should it try to book a performer of $6 per student. About 30 percent ered LSD-25, one of the most If you don't know why increasing frum every student's homeland? of that money is then distributed to potent drugs known, writes that not numbers of pesople are calling for Were tin- even pottible, it would' other parts of Program Council. one person has ever died as a direct legalization of illicit drugs, then read result in dozens of different shows, That leaves HP with about $4 per result of acid overdose. Compare some books and newspapers. with no more than .t handful of stu­ student. It is difficult enough to find these true statements to the deaths Clearly, a society faced with such dent.*, attending each one. Clearly one fust run movie for that much caused in one year (1987) by such waste of public funds, lives and this wemld be like Marriott trying to money. I challenge anyone to attend legal substances as tobacco efforts must demand an end to this serve eat h student his or her favor­ four or five concerts here m Miami (350,000+). alcohol (125,000+) insanity called the war on drugs. ite meal for dinner. for a grand total of four bucks. Obvi­ and caffeine (14.000-27.000). Robert Galen Champion, Besides the obvious problem with ously, this is impossible to anyone Contrary to common belief, trying graduate student

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means .1 bunch (i new releases I will reach the local record stores. One ol them includes the long-awaited Prince album, Dia- and Pearls. This 1- the first album with his new band, the New Power Genera­ tion, which includes members from the /.< vesexy period, as well as some ne« musicians. This is also Prince's first non-movie soundtrack album in ovei two years. As Prince would say, "Let's be frank ... if we' can't be anything alse, we might as well be frank." Dm and Pearls begins with "Thunder." a religious pop song in which Prince plays all the instru­ ments. It's really tongue .md cheek with no meal nr bom's on it. Maybe he just wanted to add one semg em the album in which he plays all the instruments. I don't know, but it's a Variety draws together communities weak album opener. After that, the real fun begins! ileol Brazilian ma The second track, "Daddy Pop," By CHRISTINA HENRIQUES should have- been the opener. It's William Hipp, dean o| tl I Musit . ' Prince's typical clever party funk the- festival m 1983 and is one of the members of the style, which is contageous em the ith a splash ol sound, a dash of international artistic committee responsible for bringing 1 dam e flooi. Slammin'! flair and a lineup of 250 musicians, Festival various types of music exhibited throughout I Othe' ink tracks with an W Miami 199] burst upon the se erne for its month-long te .tival. edge include the electric first single e-iKhthviar.lts.mil * to draw the communities of the "One of our main i ont ei ' letl Off," "Push," and a dance-rap worlel together through an international feast ofm faculty and students as well • hich introdui es a new daw e • ty. .aid Hipp, nun bet "Jughead." I annually by the University ol IC with "Cream" 1 Se hool nt uutside artists is the UMC01 Band (CJB) video • om the album. It al performances from the United Statt »and 1 mi Oi t. 9at 8p m I took me- awhile to get used ' Kurope, with special emphasis on Latin-Ann 1 will feature trumpeter, Artui 1 CJB will tune, but now I'm hooked. It has a mu-a. . be directed by Whit Side 1 tudio great b feel end sexually • I jazz department at I'M. who'- involvement "Asa University, we- have .1 bring clever lyrie s like "You're filthy cute with CJB began in H»72. and baby 11 know it." Album orient­ logether the wealth ol n vailabletou ed rue k radio should jump mi this bine them with our own faculty.and students," then, the band hasperformi -I hot:, national!) one. Nesteir Rodriguez, program 'lire-' tor. said. A and internationally and h rial projects at I'M. .is well as being a former Downbeat Magazhu tor being the Bet Collei 1 I "Walk Don'l Walk" is a smart student, Rodriguez is committed t ind 1990. 1 choice for the next single . It has pop Miami's Hispanic heritage, \ ea another theme running through the progr; potential written all over it with This , . Iii' purposeol the 11 i-^paiiu ' strong lyrics and 11111*:' al arrange ' '.' 100th annivi 'It'sa mcert on < let. 11 at 8 p.m. Performing at ment. ' .1 light sounding

that would probably neve 1 .sUlVIVe' as p'lp sii gre-a! , oni| SG answers all your questions concerning UM "Strollin' beautiful, cat! hy ' ,1 Willi a 1 havi a question about thi University? It you havi t/iitsttoiis about TM that you the University offers that isn't too expensive? Dear Clueless: Han you ever wondered how <">M involved on would like answered, please submit them to — Lisa Jones, freahman Most students an- a campus? Do you want In know about the SG's "Help-A-Hurricane" Question Line in Dear Lisa: "• 1 mban 1 1 to Baysidi ,ing along Miam • ne? tin Student Government office, Whitten Stu ' 'la I n, Student Government's "Hclp-A-Hurri- dt nt Union, mom 240, or call your question in There are countless flyers posted .1: to the Grove, you get off at the Coconut Grove nun" tfiiislitui line has htm designed I" al 284-3082 from 9 a m to 5:30 p.m., Mon campus from tutors that are willing to help 01 Dadeland Mall, get off at either the ,,l te'i day through Friday III J up to you win thi r 1 • ijitt •.lions iluii you. tin sttidi nts, have you. But. we highly recommend I IM's Master ind North or Dadeland South stop. It your questions remain anonymous; lit us about tin 1 niversity of Miami Whetheryour Tutor Program. It's headquartered in the to ride thi' Metrorail each waj 1 mcerned with financial aid, know.) Questions art edited only for bi •\ In- Building, room 210 or vou e an . all and it usually runs until midnight (1 clarity and accuracy Hathskelli r programming, n> >u rat academia 284-2184. But test of all: it's free! there's an even! at the- Arena or at tin or any film student-related issms, u. can " Bowl that runs past midnight and on : tO, Well (aid th, answers for you. • Dt ar llelp-A-Hurricane: • Dear Help-A-Hurricane: few othei 0 it you need mon Our "Help-A-Hurricam " • abii 11 1 ommit- Help! My classes are' getting harder and I he Metrorail is new to me. Where would I information, there's literature at th,' Metro in lit: responsibility of researching I'm not understanding what is being taught as get off tog,, t,, Bayside, the Grove, Dadeland Honth.it .an help you Spe your different questions and problems with tin ,ors are teaching it. I need a Mall,etc.? How much is it and until whe Tm lit If. A Hurricane column will appear ial troubleshooters "I the University and tutor to help me keep up before I become it run? 111 tin Miami Hurricani tin,', a month, ever) 1 ould 1 •• theme tin ir director, Ali Koshy. Ombudspi 1 totally leist. Is there any kind of program that — Clueless • I it. srfo) COMICS POND SCUM B./JASON MOLIXET

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[ Tttl IA5T WOH: , e *JNp. Tuesday. Ot..h.-r 1, 1991 THE MIAMI Hl'KKICANE \';\y,v 7 Sweet, poignant love Don't dunk your donuts Q: I I go to par how to story blooms in Rose • tart • < Sft in dt't p South plantation A: \ country during tht' 1930 MOVIE REVIEW ell Compli- i thing he eer 4,/M naivr wi.iii.iii l.eeih'in; fur low. It's a Rambling Rose p-m u M -^•eai^^^^"™ tory that's been .I show loltl In fm Martha Coolidge Sr99 I • .veil. LIETTYPUBILLONES • Il COLUMNIST see wh> the film • k per­ point on, ol course, tlimj;-. become lgs! works. Din turbulent. Rose, rebuffed and sonal q ut h did Hi •• your pe • those olidge d bj the l.tth, r. and admired H un I has always had a from afai lev the oldesl son, Kilt for period Q: The- othel da. • the town sedut tress, ii: We had a gui oCTU piece • 'I love RAMBLIN' ROSE: Mother (Dianne Ladd) and Rose (Laura Dern) • In e.ikt.i it, I .aw ,1 "U\ Soon, the' household is disturbed have a heart to heart talk in Rambling Rose, now showing at local the­ dunking a donut in his coffee. Is thai DC in [n ht,r • II * prowling the ground-, and sudden aters EILERS i alniK the walls to gain entrant e to A: Apart from I MOVIE room Bul t very' time the love betwtt n Rose and Buddy, the' And I in different REVIEWER to fire Rose, the thirtt en-yt ai old bo\ she cares f<>r. Ihe like • 'AII.II in.!*• vie so A: Uni i ,or Rose bee II i. ked in 1 i minis! i ap') and ' with double pneumonia, s/e rv)is also spt - film, and Dern' , Rose i , hap. had a then wilh an e i topic tumoi. brnij; 11' itching him , nd I hop. '•' i i.il; hi. portrayal ol the mishche\ reliant. Bul il n bond , threatens to steal the show, between women, a : dllts. lidge had mu with, is Dern's most impressive students wht n thi s.lge about fret dom and double i major-. .mil rose toth e; unlike- her roles in Ultimately, the film has very little gets gi that is still iile \ .' : frt n. It Laui i De i |ie.iir oi Snitmtli Talk, with men al all. But rather, relative , ofthe farm girl wl 'i" i '.e'la, ting here. She with a i ITI.un kind eei unconditional I his is nol a partie school houi live-in foi ,i that could have been a love that wives tin* famil) and Rose, film, but ii manage s to be a funny, Aim' wi H ofl • "are'.mil makes ii thrive'. Diane Ladd, who is simply i ailed heartwarming tear-jerker, without right ii i new dimension to sexuality "Mothei", bet oines the- film's mor­ wallowing in sentimentality. Rum ;md innot e-iie e. al guardian. She' begins as almost a btle iffirmation of Hm Executive Secretarial Service Although initiall) a ,tor> about comii figure, and ultimately conies family, and eel treating women and Tile' ' i Rose's love for an authority figure, to be the' center eif power and men like people, worth) ol empath) 856-1051 III t ll.il and respet t. it soon becomes tin- stor\ about tin- redemption. EARN &• LEARN 659-3087 (beeper) ' "Vie Save You rime & Money" -' • • Reports • rheses . • • Rush Jobs • Urm Papers 12 25 Double-Spaced Page 5^000)^00' Free pkk up X deliver) I u.i Yeai Opt RENT - RENT •Sin (Ml minimum THIS IS THE KIND OF MATH PROBLEM A Computer ALBERTO WEISSFISCM ROBER O ARIAS 10% DISCOUNT WE HELP YOU SOLVE. President Marager FREE printer or modem with this coupon I iu the odds you're up against as a graduate school applicant. And we' II show you how Ronkin can give you Ihe skills FREE delivery I I II in and >uppt)rl lo make the odds work in \our favor. Students only — $95 per mo. @i I i in ih.' above problem isn't one tenth. Mufflers I It's Kunkin ' ... Suspension Brakes C.V. Joints I i '.ill Uxla\ lor a In ' diagnostic lest. Rent-A-Compuffer Shocks Tatalytic Convertets I I (oral (tables'667-0004 illONKM Meinekc Discount Muttlors Foreign Car Co/7 667-4228 5440 Bird Rd. Specialists I Miami, FL 33155 (305) 666-9747 Tree Estimates I , J ATTENTION LYNYRD SKYNARD SENIOR AND GRADUATE FOREIGN STUDENTS Southern Tour • Miami Arena Oct. 4th Interested in remaining in the U.S. after graduation?

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By RON BERKOWITZ nated the competition. The sophomore unranked opponent. Statt Writer from Key Biscayne didn't lose a set ail Junior Dean Cohen won three qualifying ti­ Lisa Raymond, a freshman from the week, winning 48 games to her opponents matches to move to the second round, University of Florida, upset University of 14. One of those victories came over 1989 before losing to the number two player in Miami women's singles player Melissa champion Andrea Farley of Florida 6-0, • J yf the country Patrico Arnold of South Flori­ DEREK HEMBD lt Mazzotta, the fifth ranked player in the 6-1 in 53 minutes. da 6-2, 3-6, 6-3. COLUMNIST country, Sunday in the finals of the Nation­ al Intercollegiate Clay Court Champion­ For the men's tennis team there was lit­ Junior Darnel de Boer surprised some ships in Wilmington, N.C. tle to celebrate. UM's number one singles people by advancing to the second round TENNIS Mazzotta lost in straight sets, 6-3,6-2. player, Johan Milbrink, was ousted from before being defeated by men's finalist MAZZOTTA: Looks for another Heisman Until the final match, Mazzotta domi­ the tournament in the first round by an Mohamed Ridaoui of Ole Miss 6-3, 6-2. successful season. has many Men's golf captures flaws Big East ven before the college foot­ ball season begins, the E debate over the Heisman crown Trophy is in full stride. Of all the trophies handed out each college football season, the • The Hurricane golfers most prestigious, the Heisman, have won their first two has become a haphazard joke. I'm not undermining its importance, matches in an impressive but it seems the trophy is rarely fashion. given to the players most deserv­ ing. By MARTIN EMENO Where's the defense? A'.'.i'.t.r • -i "1 )||( I The beat rolls on for the men's There are many things about golf team. the Heisman I don't like. After an impressive victory last • First, my longtime gripe has been how the Heisman focuses on weekend at the Yale Invitational, quarterbacks, running backs and the team swept receivers. What about the through the Big defense? The offensive linemen? East Champion­ The kickers? ships at the In concept, the trophy is sup­ Tou rn a men t posed to be given out to the best Players Club at overall player in college football. Avenel in Poto­ Unlike some of the other awards mac, Md. (Butkus. Lombard). Outland. Jim And they did it Thorpe) which focus on certain with relative "position" players, the Heisman ease. encompasses any position on the The Hurri­ BIG EAST field. canes placed GOLF Even a punter could be awarded four golfers in the Heisman Trophy. And if a Ihe top 10, and punter averaged 85.0 yards a kick, captured the' University at Miami's he ought to get the Heisman, even first Big East Championship. if the nation breaks into ,111 uproar. Miami shot a team total 008. and In reality, though, the Heisman captured the' crown bj ,'iti str<>ke'- usually ignore*, many players for over second place Geut getown. those in more glamorous posi­ I'M sophomore Ryan I'arnellcap- tions. tared his first collegiate ehampion- • Second, since balloting for ihip with rounds of 72 and 77 for a Defense bends, doesn't si\-nvtr-p.ir finish. the trophy is done hv newspaper, magazine, redk) and television He outscored second place finish­ media, the player who receives er and fellow teammate Guy Hill by the most national exposure usually break in 34-10 victory two strokes. walks out of the' Downtown Ath­ I'arnell's best finish prior to the letic Club in New York with the this weekend's tournament, was a By KEVIN BROCKWAY down runs of four and eight yards. Erick­ 36th place finish at the Southeast prize. son praised the run-blocking of offensive Athletic departments constantly Sports Editor ern Intercollegiate. In what head coach Dennis Erickson linemen Rudy Barber and Kelvm Harris. After the opening round, Parnell attempt to build up their candidate Wide receiver/kick returner Kevin Wil­ to mythological proportions. called the beginning of the "second sea­ was one stroke behind opening dav son." an opportunistic University of Miami liams added another dimension to the leader Hill. The more hype, the more votes. Miami offense, running several counters At times, it can get sick. defense forced four turnovers en-route to a However, Hill shot a second 34-10 victory over the Tulsa Golden Hur­ and reverses. Williams rushed for 30-yards round 80, allowing Parnell to cap­ Detmer the dud ricane. on four carries. ture the biggest win of his collegiate 1 he \ ictory, in front of .'(5,689 at Skelly "I don't know how many more plays we career. A year ago, Brigham Young Uni­ can use for him." Erickson said. versity sent out thousandsofcard- St.idium in Tulsa, Okla., extended the Hur­ At the Yale Invitational last week Gino Torretta completed 20 of 33 pass­ boards ties through the mail to ricanes winning streak to nine games over end, he shot a three-round total of es for 327 yards, two touchdowns and one media nationwide touting their two seasons. Miami (3-0) is currently 240, tying for 45th place. intercept ion. Erickson said it was Torret­ quarterback. Ty Detmer. After ranked second in both the Associated Senior David Rowley had a twee ta's best game of the season. shattering several NCAA records i?ress and Tinted Press International polls. day total of 152 to finish in a tie for "It was the first zone (defense) he faced and pulling off an upset over No. 1 "We made some improvement, particu­ third place with Kich I'eppin from this season and he did pretty well," Erick­ Miami last year. Detmer won the larly in the offensive line," Erickson said. Connecticut, while teammate Jim son said. "He could have read some situa­ Trophy in early Dec. "We ran the ball with more consistency ... Graiiat shot a 156 to finish sixth. tions better. But you can't ask that much Detmer had two games left We played very average on defense. We've Greg Bisconti of St. Johns finished more of him. He's throwing the ball pretty after receiving the award. Instead got to make improvements against the run, fifth, snooting 1155. accurately." of waiting to hand out the Trophy otherwise we're going to have problems." A total of 40 golfers participated Tight-ends Joe Moore and Carlos Eth- after the bowl games, the Heis­ The Tulsa running game, led by Chris in the tournament. tredge were the recipient! of the two man went to Detmer, who wss Hughley, continued to drive against an The Hurricanes next match will touchdown passes by Torretta. It was the ambushed in two huge losses to nverpursuing Miami defense. Hughley be in two weeks at the Dixie Inter* first touchdown reception in Moore's five- Hawaii and Texas A&M. rushed for 147 yards on 30 carries, the year career at I'M. Photos by DAVE BERGMAN collegiate Championships m Colum­ Basically, the Heisman voters most yards rushing against UM since Sam- "I just wanted tee make sure I didn't bus. Ga. jumped the gun. niv Smith of Florida State University IN PURSUIT: (Top) Tulsa quarterback T.J. drop it," Moore said. "Of course, I thanked This year, Houston built up rushed for 189 yards in 1988. Rubley (11) is chased by UM defensive line­ Gino." David Klingler. their pass-happy Tulsa sustained several lung drives, men Mark Caesar (78) and Rusty Medearis GOLF RESULTS possessing the ball for nearly 12 more min­ Is a 34-10 victory satisfactory against a quarterback. With losses at Miami (98). (Above) Golden Hurricane running back Here are the results and team utes than Miami, but was unable to put team which last week upset the 15th and Illinois. Klingler has (alien out Chris Hughley (34) is tackled by UM corner- scores ot this weekend's Big points on the board. Erickson wasn't overly ranked team in the nation? of the picture, unable to survive back Dexter Seigler (34). Hughley rushed for East Championship held at e onecrned about the time of possession. "There art team's we've gut to plaj the media scrutiny alter a pair of Ihe Tournament Players "The bottom line is scoring points," better against if we want to win," Krickson 149 yards. poor showings. Championship at Avenel in Erickson said. "Time of possession is fine said. "We've got to continue tei improve." With all the hype and media Potomac, Md. but it doesn't do you any good if you don't NOTES: Erickson .n\ Florida State's onslaught, how is a player able to 1. Miami — 60S put any points on the board. If games were 51-31 pounding of third-ranked Michigan: measure up to sin h expectations? ' We played very average on defense. 2 Georgetown — 638 based by time of possession I'd probably be "They (Florida State) are a great team, The idi 1 "I the award is fine. 3. St John's —639 0-27." there was no doubting that going into the We 've got to make improvements It's the execution of its presenta­ 4. Connecticut — 644 Although Miami had trouble stopping season," Erickaon said. "We'll have to gel tion which needs work, against the run, otherwise we're 5. Boston College — 654 the run, they established an equally potent Bobby's tape and see il ut i an steal an. ol 6. Villanova — 655 running game. his trick plays." going to have problems.' Derek IU mh

s NATIONAL COLLEGIATE SPORTS WRITERS' POLL mm. VI Cross Country finishes sixth at FSU meet FOOTBALL RANKINGS By SHERRI LEWIS from FSU. She finished 11th (18:42) in the five women were Desiree Joubert, 40th (20:141 and Statt Wnter kilometer (3.1 mile) run. Ham Roesch. 65th (22:03). James Rigot and /T\ FLORIDA STATE /7\ CLEMSON Through the hills of Tallahassee they ran, Seeitt Wnnow finished out the men's top five, Record: 30 "I was pleased with my finish, but I'd like to Record:4 <• in and when they were finished, the I 'niversity of get my time down. FSU has a difficult course. I 70th (27:24) and 83rd (27:56). v' Cj ° Miami cross-country team came home from the think we did very well, considering that we Two walk-ons, Dave Zolner and I'hil Music /TN MIAMI /C\ MICHIGAN Florida State I'niversitv Invitational with a have five' runners," Samocki said. "All the girls also did surprisingly well, finishing 98th ( 2 t Record: 3-0 \_/C. Record: 2-1 fourth place finish for the are' doing very well. With the way we are run­ (28:40) and 104th (29:12), respectively. men's team, and a sixth ning. 1 think all of the girls will improve by al The meet included schools throughout the ST\ WASHINGTON , NOTRE DAME place finish for the women's least :t() seconds in the next couple of weeks." state of Florida and the Southeast. Teams par­ team. ticipating included the University of Florida, (3<1 Record: 3-0 *-» L Record: 3-1 Coach Zell was especially pleased with the &' "Everything went really performance of Narda Williams, 28th (19:33) the University of South Alabama. Florida Inter­ /T\ TENNESSEE . IOWA well. I was pleased with and Bonnie Bhmegger, 34th (19:53). Accord­ national University and the University of South everyone," UM Men's ing to Zell, it was one of their best races in the Florida. There were 11 teams competing over­ \J*C. Record: 4-0 9f Record: 3-0 Cross Country Coach Bob past three years. all. There were over 100 women in the meet and over 150 men. fTS OKLAHOMA PENN STATE Zell said. "Everyone Top finishes for the men included Todd Lil- improved in their times leberg, 34th (26:13) and BJ. Flack, 40th Record: 3-0 Record: 4-1 f re un last year by about 30 •-..-Al (26:23), USF won both the men's and women's team see lends." "We're doing very good, and had much championships. Corelena Velaon of UF finished Note: The poll is conducted by The Noire Damn Observer student The top finisher for the improvement over last week's race, Just aboul first in the women's race' with a time of 17:30. newspaper, which polls sports writers from major universities including women's team was Lisa Zell everyone had personal bests," Flack said. while Chris Payne of USF placed first in the versity of Mijimi I Samoclu, a senior transfer Rounding ei.it the top five finishes for the mqn'l division with a time of 23:44.

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JC, RIDLEY/Staff Photographer -MNfMMMMM STICK SAVE: Pike goaltender Paul Saluzzi stops a shot by Stu Cohen of ZBT in a shootout between the two teams. Pikes win CSR hockey tourney & By CRAIG GELM AN their favorite goalies. "You just saw one of the weaker StaH Writer Anxiety grew for both teams as moments in tournament history The clock ticked down to five sec­ these goalies blocked every shot right here," ZBT brother Stuart onds left in the game. that came their way during regula­ Cohen said. tion and overtime. Cohen scored the game winning The only net the hockey ball Both teams had expended their goal for ZBT in the 2-1 shoot-out touched was on the basketball hoop four best shooters and it now came victory over Lambda Chi Alpha in above the down to the clubs alternates. stands, forcing the semifinals. Sophomore Troy Osborne of Pike Pike defeated Big Beefer and the Zeta Beta Tau dribbled down and drilled a shot that "A" and Pi Kap­ Boys 2-1 in the semifinals. bounced off of Diamond's pads, "We started off this morning — pa Alpha "A" rolled through his legs and into the into a shoot-out there was three of us," Tim Fur- net. manki, a member of the "Boys" to decide the Pike cheered as the ZBT players champion of Sat­ team said. "We had to kick every­ gazed in astonishment. They argued body out of bed." urday's hockey that the ball was dead after the ini­ tournament, A total of 17 teams entered the tial block, but the referees dis­ day long tournament. Pizza • Pasta • Subs held at the Lane agreed. Recreation Cen­ CSR Pike received a $170 gift certifi­ ter. All eyes focused on Saluzzi, who cate to All Sports for winning the FLOOR HOCKEY blocked the final ZBT attempt, giv­ title. All eyes were ing Pike the championship. "We lost a lot of players from last on the goalies, "Usually the game is decided year. But we only came back with Craig Diamond for ZBT and Paul before it gets to the alternates. I did three starters," Saluzzi said. "So we Saluzzi of Pike. Both of them sport­ not expect to go. I was nervous," knew coming into the tournament ing the jersey of their favorite hock­ Osborne said after scoring the only that we weren't going to go that far, ey team and portraying the role of goal of the championship game. but we won." UM FACULTY, STAFF, AND STUDENTS... October Join the Miami Spirit Club and be part of a new tradition Membership Includes FREE Miami Spirit Club T-Shirt Spirit Club 10% Discount Card Five T-Shirts During Football Season Madness (your choice, any T-Shirt up to $13.99) Original Design Bowl Game T-Shirt Entry to Private 50% off Members Only Sale Everyday MEMBERSHIP ONLY $59.95 11am - 8 pm ALLS 5831 Ponce de Leon Blvd. Coral Gables, FL 33146 (305) 661 -9011 • 2 for 1

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