ELIX« The Student Newspaper of Imperial College NolOGV 140CT94 Imperial To Merge With NHLI
BY MICHAEL LI l)L\M AND ANDREW TSENG
The proposed merger with the National Heart, and Lung Institute with Imperial College is due, to go ahead within a year. What is described as an "affiliated rela- tionship" between the two estab- lishments is planned to start this autumn. The amalgamation is the first phase of a plan to make Imperial College a medical super- school. In the second phase, if is expected that, St. Mary's will merge with Charing Cross Westminster Medical School and the Royal Postgraduate Medical School to create one large medical school at Imperial College. This second phase is due to start, is Implant: Imperial acquires a new organ 1996. The Basic Medical School, to be built on the site, of the old There are seen to be four into the next, century. Imperial government policy that is threat- Chemistry building, will hopefully advantages widi a merger. Firstly College will also play a part in ening some London teaching hos- absorb some these facilities onto a larger school would be able to helping to prepare doctors for the pitals with closure. The medical one site. Joint admission by the attract, bigger grants and carry out expanding field of medical tech- school that these proposals would two undergraduate medical better research than the smaller nology. Thirdly administrative create would be of "world size and schools to the South Kensington institutions could themselves. costs will be reduced and lastly world quality, something to which campus is expected to start, in Secondly that the education of that patient care will be improved. none of the individual components 1997 or 1998. A merger with the Postgraduates, but, particularly Some rationalisation is could separately aspire." Institute for Cancer Research is Undergraduates will be improved. expected so that the most can be At, present it is unclear how also being discussed although this The current intake for St. Mary's gained from this merger. It, is seen exactly the plans will pan out, but will be more difficult, as the is small for future London medical as necessary to make the, new it is clear that Imperial College is Institute receives much of its schools, increasing the numbers medical school as attractive as extremely serious about expand- money from charity. wordd hopefully help it survive possible, in the light, of present ing its medical capabilities.
H Contents news pages one&two&three editorial and credits page three news feature: confidential drift page four the Superleague s-files: net special page seven freshers' week photo extravaganza pages eight&nine BY JOE MCFADDEN competition for funds from 'new' page eleven universities. Ideas under consider- feature: computing at shell the Imperial College is one of an elite ation include breaking away from felix pull out and stick up on your wall group of universities who are national pay bargaining so they spectacular pages twelve&thirteen union planning to form a 'premier can offer higher salaries to attract league'. top staff, and opposing plans by news page fourteen incoming: your first About. 10 top universities - the, Government to share out lim- letters arrive page seventeen clued up page known collectively as the Russell ited research funding more evenly nineteen standby pages twenty&twentyone Group - have been discussing with former polytechnics. ways to protect, their research con- The core, members of the seven day guide pages twentytwo&twentythree H tracts in the face of increasing (Continues on page 2) News RCS Pot Lost and Found Smoked
BY ANDY S1NHARAY Usually kept in the Union President located the missing bar, 3.H.P. has been in RCS pos- tankard in the Mines Office. It. Out! "3.H.P. Missing, feared snatched session since the mid-sixties. was the morning of Monday 10th by Guilds!" was the headline that Engraved with the names of RCS when he returned it. to the Union BY DAVID COHEN screamed out at readers of the executive, members past and pre- bar, safe and sound. Royal College of Science's (RCS) sent, it was originally believed to "I'm glad we got it back," Freshers' week has proved that newspaper, Broadsheet. The have been stolen by members of said the RCSU president, but. he the dope detecting fire alarms Three I landled Pot, known affec- the City & Guilds College Union stressed that that the Three work. A first, year student has tionately as 3.H.P. went, missing (C&GCU), despite there being Handled Pot is not. a mascot, and been heavily fined after being on Sunday 2nd, but was found what was described as "a strong therefore exempt from the usual caught taking illicit substances . eight days later. [Royal School of] Mines presence" rigours of mascotry. "Any future The incident, took place on Mr Charlie Bell, President, of on the evening of its disappear- theft will be regarded as such, the Wednesday. Fire alarms were the RCS Union, said that one ance. and will be dealt with according- set off in the Old Hostel of Beit attempt to remove the pot. had Charlie Bell said he had con- ly." He added, "it's worth a lot. in Hall. Security guards were alerted been thwarted by RCS members. sulted both Fiona Grandison and terms of sentimental value to the to the source of the alarm and However, later in the, evening it. Vinod Fernandez - Presidents of RCSU... to whoever borrowed it, promptly apprehended a student, disappeared, apparently without, the C&GCU and RSM Union thanks for the sleepless nights, smoking marijuana. The student, trace. (RSMU) respectively. The RSMU guys." whose name remains confidential, was cautioned and fined by the warden of Beit Hall, Jon Marangos. Dr Marangos would not. comment on the incident. Newsagent Nirvana Posters around Beit. Hall c^ have been put. up to reiterate the BY REBECCA MILE HAM computing PhD student. shop to get cigarettes and drinks". fact, that the College smoke The Financial Times sold As yet, few clubs and societies alarms, though relatively insensi- Sales of canned drinks from over 70 copies a day under a new have taken advantage of the tive to tobacco smoke, are very Union outlets, doubled in a suc- scheme, which reduces its price to opportunity to order specialist, sensitive to most other forms of cessful first week's trading at. 15 pence, while all three issues of magazines from the newsagent. smoke. Imperial College's newsagent. Woman's Own sold on the first "I think people, may be com- day of opening. Of the tabloid ing into the newsagent rather newspapers, previously unavail- than going to the JCR" says man- able in the bookshop, only the Superleague continues ager Jill Gibbons, a view con- Sun clocked up significant sales. firmed by students emerging from "It looks great," says Miguel (Continues from page 1) aged...we are an informal group the newsagent with their purchas- Santos, a second year computing Russell Group (named after the with similar interests, set up for es. student who claimed to live on London Hotel they meet in) are the protection of the research "I used to go to the JCR, but chocolate. "You used to have to Oxford, Cambridge, Imperial col- strengths of leading universities.' it shuts at 4.30", says Nat Price, a go all the way round the book- lege, the London School of Members of the Russell Group also Economics, University College point out. that funding for centres London, Manchester, Warwick, of technological excellence must be Edinburgh and Birmingham. kept high if the UK is to compete Other universities are fearful internationally. RAGged that, if the, Russell group decided to Vice-chancellors from new 'break away' and form a super- universities have reacted by form- league they would attract the best, ing their own pressure group, to Tiddlywinks students and all die most lucrative guard against what they see as the research contracts from both the beginnings of a two-tier system. public and private sectors. They are concerned that, members BY ANDY S1N11ARAY Clem) he said he would have pre- Sir David Williams, Vice- of the Russell Group super league ferred a better turnout, but was Chanccllor of Cambridge Univer- will be the only universities able to The Annual RAG Tiddlywinks optimistic that RAG's next event. sity, insisted in an interview with afford the rising costs of research, Down Oxford Street took place on — Monopoly around London FELIX there was 'nothing sinis- while the rest are forced to Saturday, raising nearly £400 for would be better attended. Anyone ter' about the plans: 'there is no become teaching-only institutions. ActionAid. The amount raised was wishing to take part should attend super-league and none envis- £200 down on last, year's figure, the RAG meeting on Friday, RAG chair Ian Robertson said immediately after the UGM Clarifcation that those, attending "collected (which starts at 12) or they FELIX would like to make clear that the damage caused to Da excellently...and had a great should sign up at the event on Vinci's at, the beginning of term was not, the responsibility of Imperial time." Having four minibuses full Saturday at 10am, at. the ICU College staff. Imperial College staff were not involved at, any stage. The, of participants (as well as using building. plumbing carried out in the Union building was undertaken by an RCS and BSM mascots Jez and external contractor.
lilM FELIX I40CT94 News and Editorial
Elsie Widdowson (President of the unlike some major high street 18 years, from 1976-1994. News In British Nutrition Foundation since banks there is no charge for 1986). becoming overdrawn. Services can Travel to Israel They will be formally be nearly anything, from window Candidates arc invited to apply for admitted to the Fellowship by the cleaning to saxophone playing. one of the 1995 Bessy Emanuel Brief Chairman of the Governing Body, Students remaining with the Educational Trust, Israel Travel Sir Frank Cooper at, the conventional loans system face Grants. The bursaries, worth up to Fellows Commemoration Day Ceremony bleak statistics. According the the £500, are provided to students The following have been elected to on Thursday, 27 October 1994. NUS they can hope to graduate interested in undertaking a the Fellowship of Imperial College: with around £8000 of debts personal project, in Israel. These Professor Sir David Cox Barter Bypass (Sunday Telegraph, 9/10/94). could such things as studies of (Head of Mathematics 1.970- Local Exchange Trading Schemes ethnic communities, eduction of 1974), Sir Ralph Robins (Lets), the cashless barter schemes Succession gifted children or the care of the (Chairman of Rolls-Royce pic), that operate across the country, Professor David Southwood, aged in the, kibbutz. Professor Abdns Salam (Professor have reportedly begun to target (Professor in the Space and Candidates are invited to of Theoretical Physics at, IC 1957- Britain's first year students at Atmospheric Physics Group) has submit a brief outline of their 1993), Professor Roger Sargent events like Freshers' Fair. replaced Professor Blow as the project idea by February 1 1995. (Head of the Department of A directory lists the services head of the physics department. Those interested can obtain Chemical Engineering at Imperial, members can provide and the Professor Blow, who was also application forms from John D A 1975-1989 and Director of the work they do is collected on a Professor of Biophysics, retired on Levy, Academic Study Group, 25 Centre for Process Systems central computer. Running totals the 30th September 1994. Lyndale Avenue, London, NW2 Engineering, 1989-1992) and Dr keep track of 'credit and debt' but He had been at the helm for 2QB. Tel: 0171 435 6803.
with a Swipe card, by the author, intra? After the, march/riot (believe hundreds of students) and I doubt as unfortunately there have, been the press or the police) people the ability of SRC to achieve the cases of fraud in the past. were saying 'the police just, necessary level of 'openess' and charged in' and 'they came in communication. I dislike the Best a brick in the face? huge numbers'. They talk about argument, that, the officers sitting Flat Update I went to the anti Criminal Justice the police starting the trouble on it actually represent, the Several kind readers have Bill march on Sunday, shortly when generally I think it is that students their position denotes managed to bypass the heavily before it turned into a club 18-30 the police are simply the first, to and if that is true then some are doctored photograph hurdle smash-and-scream shopping trip have to make a decision. Despite more represented than others (eg. above to recognise me and to down Oxford street. Basically, we the undeniable miscarriages of a female in hall who plays hockey enquire, as to how my domestic saw something bad going down humanity that have been and dances vs. a studious scholar). life (Re: Issue 1005) is going. Well, and so we got out of there. Fifteen perpetrated by the police, the fact On the other hand I've been we have, managed to move into a minutes earlier I had read a is that they will be the first, ones to trying to get people to read a copy flat, that, (we believe) is actually communist leaflet telling me to tell risk injury in any situation. One of the constitution that has been owned by our landlord. It is a the pacifists to 'push off and all docs not generally feel on the on the FELIX front desk all converted 'hotel' (Calcutta style) along Piccadilly black clad figures point of being assaulted when week. No-one has. What choice do with two bathrooms, at least one with scarves wrapped around walking in a demo, but they we have? of which works at any time. We their mouths had scarpered in rat continually face that, threat The UGM is at 12:30pm in are living in the Polynesian style, like packs. There were clearly unarmed and in smaller numbers. Biology W2 and W3, Beit Arch. with low beds and furniture. In elements out to cause trouble In many countries, people dressed fact, the furniture is a door based (cither that or they were highly in terrorist, garb and masked Credits arrangement and our clothing is susceptible to traffic fumes...) would be shot on sight, not left to sit planning on the steps of Editor Owain Bennallack placed in vertical piles in a 'Last, I hate the Criminal Justice fashion stores. The police, have to Printer Andy Thompson In First, Out' queuing system. (We Bill on many levels and I thought go in en masse when they do: if I Business Manager Tim Bavister have no drawers but, boy do we too that I hated the police, or at had men and women doing their Advertising Manager Helen Randall have good acoustics). least the concept of a police force job and threatened with severe We also have a nice space in (although at a Trafalgar Square, Editorial Team violence under my command I'd the kitchen for a fridge, currently mini-riot I almost vomited to see News Andrew Tseng & Mike Ingram be tempted to send the tanks in. located in another space, one booted in the head five, feet Features Kate unknown, and our old friend who from my feet). But this summer I The police don't make the Clubs, Societies and Union Piers Daniell Art and Literature Jon Jordan visited Paris and saw thousands of laws: the government, you and had lodged himself in America has Cinema Wei Lee returned to bargain the rent, the French Police line the roads me do (by actions or inactions) Music Vik Bansal down, swap rooms and move into for a tourist procession, gun on and no-one deserves to take a Standby Jon Jordan the FELIX office. hip and snarl on face. I saw the beating for another mans laws. Seven Day Guide Wei Lee & Ivan Chan Flats: Can't live in them, anti-terrorist units in packs of six Columns Marcus Alexander can't squat without: them. kick in a fruit, stall in a Metro Constitution Layout and Design Paul Dias station screaming abuse and I've So today sees the first submission Photography Ivan Chan & Diana Harrison S-Flles Tim Parsons Postcards from Nowhercsville seen a British constable, stand in a of the new constitution to a UGM, Could Anna of Biology please road surrounded by people a body it. seeks to make near Editorial Assistance screaming 'Kill the Bill', unarmed come into FELIX and confirm extinct. My feelings are mixed. On Collating Last Week her authorship of two letters I and patient. So I don't hate them the one hand I mourn the passing Marcus Alexander, Jon Jordan, Mike Ingram, received this week. All letters must anymore. of regular UGM's (which just a Patrick Wood, Joe McFadden be brought to the FELIX office The point of this long winded few years ago attracted many Helpfulness Simon Govier & Steven Newhouse FELIX News Feature Confidential Drift The Union may be going south, as MichaelLudlam explains below... A plan has been proposed by College to move the Union to Sheffield to make way for a conference centre in Beit Quad. The scheme, only officially admitted in July, is still in the early stages of development. These proposals arc pari of the 'Foster master plan1 that was conceived by architects to make the Queen's lower and lawn the "heart-space" of College. This ties in with the suggested "Albertopolis" plan to convert the whole of South Kensington using money from the millennium fund back to its former splendour. The Foster architects carried out a review of the Sherfield building which the Director of College Estates, Ian Caldwell described as a working environment that is "tired, worn and outdated". He added "every time we get one new member of staff in we spend an absolute fortune trying to sort out where to put them." In particular the double corridors and light will go ahead. The Director of Estates Ian department, as witnessed at last years rag wells have been sighted as incredible wastes Caldwell, said that the administration side of fete. A partial move so that some of the Union of space. College could probably be reduced. It would remain behind in Beit, has been The College is already due for changes presently occupies parts of all five floors. This suggested but this has as many disadvantages soon. Plans for the Basic Medical School would free up space that could be used by as advantages. Any move to be considered (BMS) that, is proposed to replace the old other parts of the College. "One of these would be extremely expensive and would be Chemistry building have already been options is to create more student activities met by the College and not by the Union. submitted to the Department of Health . This akin to the union" said Ian Caldwell. The Deputy President was adamant about will be in place to help the merger with the The Union itself is not. directly under this particular issue slating "the Union will National Heart and Lung Institute (NHLI) threat and College has recognised its role not pay for a single penny of moving us over and Charing Cross Westminster Medical within Imperial. Students have been [...] we are not going to pay to keep the school with Imperial College. It is also promised their voice will be heard. Dan Look facilities we've got". proposed that the Biology department move said that, "if they [College] want to move us Dan Look expressed reservations on to the BMS. Thus if the Union was to relocate we would take this to a referendum for all the how the Union had not been approached to Sherfield, Beit Quad would be free to students in College" adding that is the answer before architects came to conduct a feasibility become an accommodation block for was a no to moving, the Union would fight it study. He said "I think there is a tendency conferences. As Beit is the most picturesque ali the way. "It is students in the end who amongst some members of College part of College this would probably revitalise decide." administration not to realise the fact that the conference attendance. Discussions have Concerns about any move to Sherfield Imperial College is here for students. Without opened between ICU and College, but. no by the Union have been voiced, in particular the students it would no be a university, it. is decisions have been made. But this is not the with regard to the Union bar and the Union as simple as that." While Lucy Chothia said only proposal. ICU suggested that, the Quad Dining Hall. If such a move were to take that College may have wanted to sec how be developed to create what Dan Look, place FELIX has been reassured that they quickly the new sabbaticals got off the mark deputy President of finances and services would both be moved "panel by panel" to and how much they wanted to be involved in described as a "student village" that would any new Union to preserve them. "There is a the discussions. For their hard work they contain the health centre, a dentist and lots of lot of history to this building" stated the ICU have had the assurances of the managing shops along with other student needs. But President Lucy Chothia. "The problem is that director of College, the Registrar, the Director "College weren't overly impressed by that," the Union has so much tradition [...] and of Estates and other influential figures within said Dan. Sherfield is very faceless," added Dan Look College that the Union will be fully consulted before anything goes ahead. Changes need to be made to the who continued "let's face it, it's an ugly College to cope with the expected influx of an monstrosity". Given the time frame it is obvious that extra two thousand students in the next: seven If the Union were to move to Sherfield nothing physical will happen for a long time. years. The tennis courts next to Linstead Hall it would be contained in one floor that, would However these are serious plans that require are expected to go while floors will be added be altered to provide at least all the services it serious thought. The Union isn't completely to the Sports Centre to cushion the loss. A lot, now provides and hopefully more. The Union opposed to these plans if they provide of the north side of Princes Gardens is needs a larger venue to be able attract big students better services. Dan Look happily condemned or requires serious work while bands, at present the biggest room in Beit admitted, "I agree with the principals of it, it. there are plans to expand Southside. The only holds 300. A purpose built venue and would be nice to have a College campus with College is going to have change its shape or it. bars would theoretically provide a better one centre with everything gradually will run out of space. service for students but problems have been radiating out." The proposals to alter Sheffield are cited such as the bar deliveries and the noise What ever happens watch this space, "very serious" and it is likely that changes from the bands disturbing the administration or that space, or watch for the bulldozers. 13
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I40CT94 FELIX MM Freshers' Week Once fresh now stale Freshers' Week is arguably the most entertaining period during the academic year. Now that it is safely out the way, look back with FELIX at the festivities that were.
9 above; the Union stairwell experiences Monday. What with the all-girl the freshers' crush support band, Frantic Spiders, Bands (1) and the photogenic Marijne singing for Salad, someone Yeah there were bands, six in somewhere was doing their best total. Some people got on down, to raise the frustrated hormone above; not the lead singer of Peroxide and others just moshed. The levels of IC's male population to Blondie highlights? Well it. must have been even higher planes. Mission Salad even alter their dodgy start. accomplished! To the right and across the page As for the music, well they the FELIX musos give their recovered from a shaky start to Ceilidh opinions, for what they're worth... carve out some almost, memorable, upbeat indie toons, Quite what this word meant no-one was quite sure until the time came made all the more palatable with to glide onto the floor, partner in hand. There were just enough women the odd keyboard wash and some to go round thanks to the transforming powers of the dramsoc dressing state of the art crooning. And with up box and make-up facilities. Amazing what a couple of 15 stone rugby song titles like 'Elegy in B minor players can be turned into. for the dying swan' can we really criticise? Headed by a crafted lead guitarist blessed with the shy wit of the streets, the Frantic Spiders crashed through tempos, stopping and starting, weaving tunes. When she said "if any of you fancy any of us, you have to talk to the drummer" there were laddish cries from the assembled lads until - "but one of us is married and the other two aren't, that way inclined". One lad shouted back "it doesn't matter to me", but we knew that he was out of it. Haaha, not only were above; Salad's Marijne raises IC's they good they were unavailable. hormone levels. above; civil engineers attempt to model [Salad-Vik] London Bridge opening. [Frantic Spiders - tintin]
ITT FELIX I40CT94 Freshers' week Bands (2)
Friday: It's the end of Freshers' costume changes, but it, was like Week and we're getting watching Santa Clans in his grotto, progressively more stale. So what you knew it wasn't for real... better way to be eased into another They came, they bored, they long night than a bit. of acid jazz. floundered... Sub Sub were bog- Yah, give over. PM Beatside standard dance beats with extra started with the sustain of a percussion - what, an exciting hammond organ and prolonged concept. Bring on a singer and their sound for longer than I have you've got bog-standard dance tried to forget. I mean it's okay to beats, extra percussion and a voice have the swing of the sax and odd over the top. Even more exciting. piece of funking fretwork but. too "There ain't, no love and there ain't: much of anything without a no use..." Well, they got the last, bit, human voice just, end up a- right. At least they had me running whistling into the wind. for the doors I suppose - that's the Tribute bands have always most exercise I've had in years... had an ephemeral appeal and true to form, Peroxide Blondie were [PM Bcatside - tintin] fun to watch for precisely one song [Peroxide Blondic - Vik] (predictably, TIangin' on the [Sub Sub-Vik] Telephone). Okay, so their singer did a passable 'Stars in your Eyes' version of old Debbie and she had some of the more excitable/drunk men going with her numerous
Double Six Club
If your dearest wish is for an excuse to play Mousetrap or Buckaroo then Hypno Show Double Six Club is for you. The founders of the club dress up in smoking jackets which looked like cast offs from an early 70s 'IY show whilst the music, from a band called Corduroy, was best described as easy listening...... On entering the club the punters were shown to a table and given a leather-bound menu describing games from Bisk to Twister. Orders such as "I'll have a quick game of Ker-plunk, for main course I'll have a Jcno for four and, um, I lungry Hippos for dessert" were the sort of thing that you heard while, standing in the club. The whole effect was to say the least, surreal. [JohnJ
1** ' .SJIMBHHHHIMMMM It's said that people won't do anything under hypnosis that goes against their moral values. If this is true Imperial College freshers' are re i na rkably depraved. To those brave enough to go up on stage Geno Washington promised "the second best experience in life". This may have been so but what he didn't say was that they were, to be, held up to ridicule in a particularly infantile way. After a relatively mild introduction in which the victim were, convinced they were pianists, Geno obviously ran out. of above; the Double Six Club go tasteful ideas. This was when the evening got interesting. One. poor soul a-twisting was told that his male, member had been stolen. The. look of mortification on his face, when awakened was priceless. [John] FELIX EM to be held on: Friday, 12:30pm, October 14. Venue: Biology Rooms W2 and W3, Beit Arch. This will elect officers, disCUSS the new Constitution and any motions given to the president beforehand. all welcome Any person wishing to stand for a union post should sign up on the notice board opposite the union office.