High fidelity hero THURSDAY Features | page 3 The Voice of Hawai‘i October 7, 2004 Inside Features 2,3 Opinions 4,5 Comics | Crossword 6 Ka Leo O Hawai‘i Sports 7 Vol. XCIX Issue 33 The University of Hawai‘i at MA¯ noa www.kaleo.org ‘Fake news’ making
Sen. John Kerry headlines with youth speaks to broad- cast reporters. A By Chad Thompson-Smith A survey conducted by the survey by the Pew Kapio Staff Writer Pew Research Center for the People Research Center found that 21 percent of people for the People Americans seem to want real- under age 30 get their campaign found that 21 ity-based shows and fiction-based news from comedy shows like “The percent of people news. Daily Show” and “Saturday Night under age 30 get Earlier this year, “Nightline” Live.” Stewart often reminds audi- their campaign anchor Ted Koppel spoke of how he ence members and guests alike that news from com- is losing a large part of his audience “The Daily Show” is “fake news” edy shows like to Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show.” and is nothing more than satire. Yet, “The Daily Show” Koppel said network news is losing this does not stop high-caliber polit- and “Saturday its younger audience at an alarming ical figures like Senator John Kerry Night Live.” rate to the likes of Stewart, Leno or former President Bill Clinton and Letterman. Prior to that speech, from stopping by on occasion to KRT CAMPUS John Stewart introduced Koppel via tell Stewart how good of a job he is videotape, and afterwards Koppel doing. know of “The Daily Show” agree to give his last name) said. “I watch Time” spends an hour debating the thanked Stewart sincerely. Later in Approximately 1.5 million that it is good comedy. “It’s pret- it when I am not doing homework, that speech, Koppel said it was viewers tuned in to “The Daily issues of the week by a guest panel it’s great.” absolutely right for comedians to Show” on the night John Kerry ty damn funny,” UH student Jodd If your interest has been sparked of three. Bill Maher was the host satirize events and make fun of our made his appearance, according to Young said. and you would like to check out the political leaders. Koppel’s quarrel is The Washington Post. This election Others disagree. “I think they of “Politically Incorrect,” the show “fake news,” “The Daily Show” airs not with comedians, but with certain year, “The Daily Show” covered are stupid and bogus,” UH student Monday through Thursday at 4, 8 from which some say “The Daily journalists. both the Democratic and Republican Kawehi (who declined to give her and 10 p.m. on Comedy Central. “I have no problems with come- National Conventions, and is cur- last name) said. Show” drew some of its inspiration. dians and entertainers pretending to rently covering each of the presiden- Some felt there is more to it than Another popular politically be journalists,” said Koppel. “My tial debates. Its coverage of the first comedy. “You can learn a lot about charged satirical comedy, “Real Copyright (c) The Kapio Newspress, problem is journalists pretending to debate aired last Thursday night. world events in 30 minutes,” KCC Time with Bill Maher,” airs every be entertainers.” On campus, most students who student Gabriel (who also declined Friday at 8 p.m. on HBO. “Real 2004. All rights reserved. Scare tactics threaten voters’ rights By Jason Ubay ferent states barring certain student, school community and that they would required to fill out a residency ques- said. “I don’t think people realize Ka Leo Staff minority and criminal citizens from possibly lose financial aid benefits and tionaire or otherwise be charged with that.” Lee also said some students registering to vote, even though they face problems with their taxes and a felony. seem ignorant to issues that do not Election officials’ efforts to disen- have the right to do so. driver’s licenses. A CNN.com article said that local concern them. franchise minority groups of their vot- In the 1979 Supreme Court case Some University of Hawai‘i stu- officials may bar students from voting “You have to be 18 years old to ing rights were exposed by the “Voter Symm v. United States, students were dents are disqualified for financial aid because they do not know how it will vote, and that is old enough to find Protection” series on voting rights and legally allowed to establish their per- if they are not registered to vote. affect local elections. In some cases, out if you are able to vote if you really public knowledge. Among the groups manent residence for the purposes of “My scholarship requires me to vote,” university students may outnumber wanted to,” said Marsha Castillo, a being manipulated are Washington voting, either at the home of their said Cari-Lynn Yanaga, an undeclared residents of the city. senior Journalism major. D.C. residents, felons, non-citizens parents or at the school they attend. junior. Yanaga is a Unity House schol- “How are we supposed to vote Reported scare tactics and sup- and students for the 2004 election, However, the report cites several cases arship recipient. if they are telling us not to?” Yanaga pression did not surprise her though. according to a report by Moving Ideas, this year of students being misinformed Some officials used false state- asked. “When it comes to politics, a political a leading source for progressive public and intimidated regarding their voting ments to scare citizens into voting. Other students said these cases campaign will always try to stop one policy on the Internet. rights. Election officials said registering out- happened because of lack of student group of voters if it favors another The four-part series, found at At the University of Delaware, of-state students to vote was a felony awareness. candidate,” Castillo said. “That’s just www.movingideas.org, details various students living in dorms were told that offense in the aforementioned report. “Voting isn’t a privilege, it’s a how politics goes.” reports from election officials in dif- they were ineligible to vote in their Another official claimed voters were right,” Jesse Lee, a junior Art major, CampusBeat Men to march against Ka Leo Staff Writer Jill Bona com- on the lanai at the CLICK Lab. The 5:50 a.m. — A woman reported that piled these reports from a Campus Hawaiian Humane Society was called another woman was being harassed in Security log. and the dogs were picked up. the Hale Aloha Ilima lobby. domestic violence
Wednesday, Sept. 29 Friday, Oct. 1 1:22 p.m. — A Freeman guard report- Ka Leo Staff support as men spoke out publicly ed a man in a white car ran into a for the right of women and children 2 p.m. — A student wanted to report a 8:41 a.m. — A man reported a student moped parking sign in the Music Men’s March Against Violence to remain safe and free from domina- sex assault that occurred in the dorms. from the University of Hawai‘i Lab Building Complex parking lot. will celebrate its 10th anniversary in tion and abuse. A report was already filed with the School had passed out and Emergency Honolulu at 12:00 noon today with There will be speakers at the Honolulu Police Department. Medical Services were called. 2:37 p.m. — A man reported his red a walk begining at Kekaulike Plaza rally after the march, and the pub- moped with a surf rack was stolen from (Chinatown Gateway) and ending lic can visit Honolulu Hale anytime 8:15 p.m. — A man reported there 11:00 a.m. — A man reported there the bike rack at the Kahanamoku with a rally at Skygate on the grounds during the month of October, which was graffiti in the Sakamaki Hall was a drunk man harassing people in Pool. near Honolulu Hale and City Hall. is Domestic Violence Awareness elevator. front of Hemenway Hall. The area According to organizers, Month, to review the chronicles of was checked and the man was arrested 3:42 p.m. — A man reported that women and children have for decades the past 10 years. Thursday, Sept. 30 for trespassing. his vehicle was broken into on Dole marched, protested and pleaded for The 10th Annual Men’s March Street. The man was advised to con- services, safety and resources to help Against Violence is sponsored by 9:06 a.m. — A resident advisor at 9:50 p.m. — Campus Security saw tact the Honolulu Police Department. victims of domestic violence. Only Catholic Charities, the Domestic Hale Noelani reported that a man someone throw a rubbish bag from the relatively recently have men on the Violence Clearinghouse and Legal informed him that two bicycles were fifth floor of Hale Aloha Sunday, Oct. 3 mainland begun demonstrating at Hotline, the City and County of stolen from between Hale Noelani A Lokelani. their own marches against domestic Honolulu and HMSA. and B. The man did not want to file 11:59 a.m. — A Sinclair Library staff violence. UH’s liaison will be Dennis M. a report. 10:06 p.m. — Campus Security saw member reported two people shoving On Oct. 19, 1995, Honolulu Dunn, the director of Victim Witness someone throw rubbish out a window each other at the Sinclair Library experienced its first Men’s March Kokua Services of the Department 1:10 p.m. — A woman reported in Hale Wainani I building. entrance. Against Violence. One hundred of the Prosecuting Attorney and vice two dogs were loose by the Sinclair men marched, rallied and spoke out chair of the UH Hawai`i Commission Library front door. Campus Security Saturday, Oct. 2 1:38 p.m. — A KTUH manager against domestic violence. Another for National and Community responded, and the dogs were found reported graffiti in the Hemenway 100 women and children cheered in Service. Page 2 | Ka Leo O Hawai‘i | Thursday, October 7, 2004 | FEATURES Style treasures for sale at Vintage
By Janet Mock fashion pieces that are no longer the legacy of the various cultures Ka Leo Staff Writer displayed by museums. thrive.” Regular sales start on Oct. 11 Additional proceeds will go Fashion is like a stamp that each until Oct. 29, from 11 a.m. to 1 toward maintaining the collection, generation impresses in time for p.m., Monday through Friday in making room for new garments, the next to view. It provides the Miller Hall 112. “We planned the and obtaining new, necessary who, what, when, where and why event for early October to give UH equipment. of events a generation experiences. students and faculty the oppor- The mission of D’Angelo and It is an important aspect of culture, tunity to buy merchandise for students of the APDM department history and life. The University of Halloween,” said Carol D’Angelo, is to take these historical pieces Hawai‘i’s Apparel Product Design the UH costume collection curator out of the storage room and display and Merchandising Department is and APDM 460 instructor. them on the walls of Miller Hall. doing its part by preserving history The UH Costume Collection “We want exposure for our collec- and, for the first time, giving the has approximately 20,000 items tion of Asian, Hawaiian, Western that are forced into a small storage public a chance to purchase it as and ethnic garments and textiles,” well. space, says D’Angelo. The collec- said D’Angelo. Beginning Sunday, Oct. 10, tion continues to grow through the The display cases will open up the stamp of previous generations many donations that are made daily many opportunities for the students will be on sale through the APDM by the generous donors in Hawai‘i. department’s first annual Vintage The UH Costume Collection is in the APDM department by teach- Bazaar, featuring the UH Historical not financially supported by the ing them how to display costumes Costume Collection. The APDM university, making the Vintage and put historical outfits together. 460 class, known as “Costume Bazaar a great fundraising oppor- According to D’Angelo, the event Museum Management,” is throw- tunity. “All proceeds from the will be academically purposeful by ing the Vintage Bazaar. Vintage Bazaar go toward buy- giving students the experience of The Presale Party kicks off the ing museum-quality display writing historical information for Vintage Bazaar on Oct. 10, from 4 cases to exhibit our historic the historical collection displays. p.m. to 6 p.m., in Miller Hall 112. Costume Collection treasures,” It will also be great for donors to While enjoying refreshments, you said D’Angelo. “UH students and gain the recognition they deserve can take advantage of the Presale faculty will be able to see various for their generosity in donations to Party by buying unique costumes, costumes and fashions of previ- the UH Costume Collection over fabrics, dresses and various other ous generations, which will help the years.
timothy pinault • Ka Leo O Hawai‘i Most items from APDM’s first annual Vintage Bazaar will be priced under $10. All proceeds from the sale will go toward museum-quality display cases that will house treasures from the department’s historic Costume Collection.
Design majors Dan Weaver and Jenna Weiss show off some of the garments that will be on sale at the bazaar next week, Oct. 11-29 in Miller Hall 112.
timothy pinault Ka Leo O Hawai‘i FEATURES | Thursday, October 7, 2004 | Ka Leo O Hawai‘i | Page 3 KTUH DJ Ross Jackson makes music his mission
By Grace Asperin bring a bigger rock market to the KTUH. “If I didn’t live up to the Ka Leo Contributing Writer islands. “It’s so harsh for kids potential that I’ve been given to growing up here never being able have here, I’d be sick as a dog Ross Jackson, a self-pro- to see good bands in the rock about it. I think all of us DJs claimed “brutally overeducated” genre,” he said. “And I really should base our personal pride on KTUH disk jockey describes his believe that there is a market for our shows,” he added, “I feel that show as “one of the best rock Deerhoof and Sonic Youth to do strongly about it.” shows KTUH has ever seen.” Ross shows out here. Kids want to hear To raise money for KTUH, Jackson’s Daydream Nation plays that. Kids need to hear that stuff. Jackson had a 24-hour DJ ses- a blend of independent rock, pop I’ve been exploring what KTUH sion on Tuesday, where he made a and folk. can solve and I’m hoping to use “slow descent into madness ... like “Hell, even oldies,” he added, my position to bring that kind of Dante into the Abyss.” He also “that, for the most part, while thing to the islands.” held a request show yesterday “so oftentimes incredibly obscure, Jackson believes in the oppor- that everyone I’ve ever offended are incredibly relevant and most tunities KTUH gives to its DJs, by mocking their terrible music, important, played in a way as to though not necessarily what they from ska kids, to cry-baby emo be accessible almost immediately play. “Any place that gives me the losers, to Dave-Matthews-listing to people who haven’t necessarily freedom to do this show the way I frat monkeys, (could) make me had the privilege of growing up do, to let others do shows the way play their sh-t music.” with the same level of erudition in they do, is a brilliant institution Jackson may not respect their these things.” and should be honored and taken music, but he does respect every- What that translates to for his care of. I may not like each DJ’s one that donated their money to christopher warsh • Ka Leo O Hawai‘i show is music that is intellectually style of music, but without equiv- support KTUH. Ross Jackson: “I despise First Thursdays at Studio 1. I’m disgusted by ska; and socially relevant, while still ocation I am behind them playing Ross Jackson’s Daydream emo; neo-hippies; people who use the phrase ‘postmodern’ or ‘pro-active’ retaining the immediacy of good it.” Nation is on every Wednesday in conversation, date rapist semi-jocks with ‘vintage clothing’ and puka shell songs, melod, and aesthetics. Jackson truly takes advantage from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. at 90.3 necklaces ... and, well, pretty much everything actually. But I’m generally too One of Jackson’s goals is to of the opportunities available at FM. busy listening to better music to care.”
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OPINIONSPage 4 | Thursday, October 7, 2004 Editor: Christopher Mikesell Associate Editor: Leah Ricker | (808) 956-3214 | [email protected] Hope can triumph both terror and hate
spoke of the beheadings. I checked the night doing two things, one: Go,YouBigRed over the other columns on the site calculating time differences, try- What I found hard to believe and found a forum discussing these ing to figure out when they would FireEngine tragedies. The forum had a general behead him, and two: thinking, “If was the sadistic posts that were Leah Ricker consensus of condemnation and Bigley had one more day to live, “ Ka Leo Associate Opinions Editor sympathy for the families, which what would he say to his family, to randomly scattered throughout was appropriate. What I found his wife? How sincerely would he Recently I wrote an article hard to believe was the sadistic say how much he loved them and the forum, written in gleeful regarding the three civilian engi- posts that were randomly scattered valued them?” The second resolu- neers kidnapped from their tem- throughout the forum, written in tion I formed was sadly less ben- tones regarding the beheadings porary homes in Baghdad. When gleeful tones regarding the behead- eficial to my psyche. I realized that I wrote the article, two of the ings of not only Daniel Pearl, but humans sometimes lack the quality hostages had been beheaded, and an unknown Russian. I swallowed even lightly evolved animals have. of not only Daniel Pearl, the third, Kenneth Bigley, 62, was hard and reluctantly clicked on the Conscience via reason. still being held as leverage for the link that showed the video of the Animals kill, but it is done for but an unknown Russian. release of two Iraqi scientists. As beheading. Fortunately, the link the reason of survival, not religious I write this article a week later, he was broken and I was spared anoth- survival, but personal survival. But you didn’t win nor will and replace them with more” diplo- is still alive, physically unharmed, er weeks worth of nightmares. They do not kill unnecessarily, thus you. Like any people that have matic schemes. although I imagine, well beyond What causes us to watch these they have a sustainable environ- undergone great wrongs, this is one Today we should stand as one videos? Even as I was clicking on ment and further, they understand psychological repair. people that will overcome. This people, one people made of every He has pleaded with the the link, I found myself uncon- there is a cycle of life that involves world will not be brought down by race, creed, etc. Today, these divid- immovable Prime Minister Tony sciously begging for divine inter- the ultimate death of a species, and your acts, nor will you be remem- ers should be respectfully set aside Blair now twice before an unusual- vention to prevent my seeing the when that time comes, it comes bered. The victims are beatified ly sympathetic and attentive global video. That small gift granted was whether they are willing or not. somewhere in someone’s personal for the time being as we, on this audience. However, all the parties not enough to stop me from click- The creatures that have done world, just as you are not. This one lonely planet in the middle of in the British government have ing on another link to see the such acts of terrorism have lost world is a world built on a steady, nowhere, finally demand the inher- come to the same conclusion as beheading of Daniel Pearl. Again, their consciences due to their evolution of stubbornness, and you ent rights for all peoples as stated the link was broken, thankfully. single-minded purpose of destruc- Blair; to negotiate with terrorists is know what’s supporting this stub- in our Universal Declaration of simply unacceptable. Thus, Bigley I don’t think it is so much a per- tion on innocent parties so as to bornness? Human Rights. is doomed. I have heard many version, but an inherent human prove their ferociousness before Hope. Unspoken, perhaps Today is still a day late for postulations from many people all quality - curiosity. It was curiosity the world. To them, I say this: even unrealized and unknown what should have been ended life- over the globe regarding his situa- hope. Hope that doesn’t die, and tion and how he may miraculously Today is still a day late for won’t give up. Like Churchill times ago, but if today we can escape alive. The only plausible said, “Never, never, never give begin peacefully applying the tour- possibility I have come across was what should have been ended up.” The last object in Pandora’s niquet of civil dissent, then today the chance his attackers may let him “ Box, the only true gift from the we have succeeded. Such peace go for a large monetary sum. BBC’s gods. Even the Romans and Greeks tactics include reading the news, World News Web site has offered lifetimes ago, but if today we can understood the importance of hope. impromptu jam sessions on the the opinion that the terrorists might Prometheus stole fire from the gods begin peacefully applying the issues facing us Generation Y’ers, feel sympathetic if they thought and endured a gruesome punish- (or any other generation, be it A, that Bigley was distantly related to ment all because of his hope that members of the Irish Republican tourniquet of civil dissent, then humans would become something B, or C), writing or e-mailing your Army, as Bigley’s mother is Irish. great due to this gift. senator, president, or local repre- With the IRA being a rebellious today we have succeeded. I see I have worked the idea of sentative demanding an explana- faction currently wrecking havoc hope back into this column, but it tion for what in the hell is going in Ireland, I suppose terrorists like ” is a grim hope that is based now on on or just deciding today’s the day that drove us to the tops of moun- Congratulations. You have to stick together - no matter how a desperate need that we say today, tains and bottoms of oceans, and it successfully proved your cause has you’re finally going to care about weak the link. enough is enough. Today we stop drives me now to watch something become your life. You have proven someone you’ve never met, but I have heard many ideas, but these atrocities. In a time a foreign no human should ever have to your death will make you a martyr who lives in a country of turmoil what stays with me is the strained correspondent is just that: foreign, watch let alone endure. in your eyes. You have demonstrat- hope in each voice as they repeat unwelcome, constantly at danger’s who needs some empathy, however And so I sit alone in my room, ed you need recognition and justice these weak theories over and over. door, it is more vital then ever we minute the amount. looking out my window to the for
Editor: Christopher Mikesell Associate Editor: Leah Ricker | (808) 956-3214 | [email protected] OPINIONSThursday, October 7, 2004 | Page 5 LetterstotheEditor Walden’s connect-the-dots belies Republican politics
Andrew Walden, in his Sept. 27 military never lies; therefore, the column, played an interesting game Stryker is safe for the environment of “connect the dots” in his puz- no matter what the pro-war, anti- zling defense of the Stryker — an Semitic, America-hating Stryker eight-wheel drive armored combat opponents say. vehicle — in Hawai‘i. According to Mr. Walden’s circuital argument, Hawai‘i must welcome the Stryker 5) The Navy bombardment of under the following logic: Kaho‘olawe Island managed to miss some sacred Hawaiian sites; there- 1) Some Stryker opponents think fore, damage caused by the Stryker America deserved Sept. 11, and should not anger all the Hawaiian they think Israel ordered the attacks; kupuna, so no harm done. But the therefore, all Stryker opponents hate Stryker won’t damage sacred sites America’s military and Jews. because the military says so, and the military never lies. 2) Therefore, Stryker opponents who all hate America and Jews really support war and hate peace, and 6) Therefore, Hawai‘i needs the those who love peace must support Stryker because “U.S. ‘peace’ activ- war. ists are effectively pro-war.” And they hate Jews. 3) Unbeknownst to the America-hat- ing, anti-Semitic, pro-war Stryker Get it? opponents, Iran and North Korea have nuclear weapons programs; Anyone who can connect therefore, we need an urban warfare these dots has a bright future in sports utility vehicle to protect our soldiers (from the nuclear fallout, Republican politics. presumably). 4) The military says the Stryker is Tom Goodman Cartoon by Mike Gowdy safe for the environment and the Department of History Ka Leo O Hawai‘i
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Editor: Stefanie Nakasone Associate Editor: Brandy Flores | (808) 956-3215 | [email protected] Thursday,SPORTS October 7, 2004 | Page 7 Commentary SportsBriefs ‘Superheroes’ play Married life may tame the Tiger at Midnight ‘Ohana By Bill Lyon 3-iron up your engine room. You’re the be-all, the end-all. five years. First, Vijay Singh passed Ka Leo Staff Knight Ridder Newspapers gonna walk like Quasimodo for a The player who seems to have him, then Ernie Els. (KRT) while.” worked this out best is the player Woods kept insisting that his The start of the college basket- Woods is 28. Theoretically at whose records Tiger Woods still game was “almost there.” He ball season kicks off next Friday, PHILADELPHIA — NEWS least, he is just entering his physi- chases. Jack and Barbara Nicklaus sounded like the Phillies, who have Oct. 15, as the Midnight Ohana ITEM: Eldrick (Tiger) Woods, cal prime, the commonly accepted married in college, raised a brood, deluded themselves year after year annually celebrate the start of fall fairly well-known golfer, and Elin theory being that from 28 to 32 a which turned out smashingly well, that, trust us, we are “not that far practice for both the Rainbow Nordegren, knockout Swedish man is at the peak of his prowess. and they now reap the wonders of away.” Warrior and Wahine basketball model known to cause eight-car Some of us peak at about six, but being grandparents. So it is reasonable to wonder pileups when she crosses an inter- that’s another story. If a pedometer had been strapped whether the impending nuptials were squads. section, were united in matrimony So what effect will that little to the ankle of Barbara Nicklaus responsible in part for this slippage. The theme for this year’s show Tuesday. In Barbados. At sunset. On band of gold have on Woods? He from the first, it might have logged A man gets to second-guessing him- is “Superheroes of UH Basketball,” the beach. A 3-wood from a hotel was never a carouser, so domestica- a million fairway miles by now. She self once the woman has said yes. with the players dressing as super- where the top room rents for $8,000. tion shouldn’t be much of a problem. followed him, she cared for the kids, “Am I doing the right thing here?” heroes and coaches Riley Wallace A night. If the marriage is a success, Mrs. and he, in turn, found time for fami- And then there are all those and Jim Bolla dressing as villains. Excuse me, but isn’t Tiger Woods Woods should have him properly ly even while doing all the ball-beat- arrangements, all those nagging The night starts at 8 p.m. with living out the fantasy of every 15- housebroken soon enough. (Take it ing and preparation that is required details, which in Woods’ case were carnival games in the Stan Sheriff year-old male? from a thoroughly trained husband to be the best there ever was. just a touch beyond normal. For Center. At midnight, the 2004-05 Every 20-year-old? Every 40- who is one month away from his The two of them, somehow, man- instance, renting out an entire hotel editions of the Rainbow Warriors year-old? Every 60-year old? Every 40th wedding anniversary: Life is so aged to find a balance, to divide and and buying out the island’s only and Wahine will be introduced, 80-year-old? much easier when you acknowledge parcel out their time. Early on they helicopter company so the tabloids with a three-point shootout, a men’s Swedish blonde, 24. Beach. which gender it is that really runs grasped that, like almost everything couldn’t photograph the wedding, slam-dunk contest, and intrasquad Island. Sunset. You can hear the tes- the world.) in life, ultimately you get out of a paring the guest list to 120, getting a scrimmages to follow. tosterone boil. Presumably, Mrs. Tiger knows marriage what you put into it. yacht for the bride to stay pre-wed- University of Hawai`i at Manoa This brings us to an issue first what she is getting into, having There have been whispers into ding, and spending a reported $3 students will also have a shot raised a couple of years ago, when dutifully trod several fairways with Tiger’s ear that he should not marry. million for the wedding itself. at $1,500 in UH tuition in the Tiger was winning the Tiger Slam her husband during their dating and At least not yet. Not until after All that done with, maybe now Honolulu Ford “Shot for Tuition.” and playing a game with which no engagement. Golf absorbs him. Golf Nicklaus has been caught. The whis- he can exhale. And reload. One male and one female student one was familiar. That issue is that obsesses him. Pouring himself into pering is that marriage would bring And if he’s lucky — really, really will be awarded the prize, as well only two things can prevent him the game was second nature when too many distractions. lucky — he’ll have a hand to hold as free season tickets for both men’s from becoming the greatest golfer of there was nothing else, or no one Remember that Tiger’s father, when it’s three in the morning and and women’s basketball, and mem- all time: injury or a bad marriage. else, in his life. Ah, but now there Earl, teethed him on a putter, something wicked comes his way. bership into the Manoa Maniacs. His health holds, save for the is a partner. Now there is someone instilled in him while he was still When you need someone to The Rainbow Warriors start their occasional back twinge, which who wants you to share and who in the crib a commitment, total and make the world go away. season with an exhibition against inevitably afflicts all players because wants to share you. absolute and unwavering. UH-Hilo on Nov. 14, then they play the golf swing is such an unnatural And when their twosome Interestingly, Woods began to Distributed by Knight Ridder/ Mississippi Valley State on Nov. 23. act involving violent wrenching in becomes a threesome, a foursome, slip back into the mortal ranks about Tribune Information Services. The Wahine enter a new era with the lower spine. After a few million or a moresome, then, as all parents the time he proposed. Slowly, he slid head coach Bolla in the Hawaiian strikings, the vertebrae stage a rebel- know, life takes a quantum leap in down in the world rankings, which Airlines Rainbow Wahine Classic, lion: “OK, pal, here’s a white-hot complication. And golf no longer is he had ruled for an unprecedented taking on Santa Clara on Nov. 26. Page 8 | Ka Leo O Hawai‘i | Thursday, October 7, 2004