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-I!!! ~tudent Vol. 114 No. 17 Center, University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware 19716 Friday, March 18, 1988 200 cars hooked in city towing by ~ynthla Sowers can be towed by the city if overdue violations, since "They're out patrolling around and they see a car City News Editor 1986, exceed 10 tickets or $20. that they know in the past they've issued summons During the installation of the city's improved on many times," Coffiey said. "They compare the Newark Police have towed approximately 200 cars system, Coffiey said police had "fallen behind" in tag number with the list and if it's on the list, then since the departm.ent's new computer system their towing. they go ahead and tow it." ~ becaq1e operational three weeks ago, according to Diane Parker, a manager of Wynn's Service The university's tow practice, according to Gary Lt. Charles Coffiey of Newark Police. Center, the standing tow contractor for the city, said Summerville, assistant director of public safety, is about 15 cars are being towed every day, around the much more fair. see editorial p. 8 clock. ' "If [Universtiy Police] know where the person is, Cars are towed based on the "Scofflaw criteria:" through information arrived at through past The newly implemented mainframe computer the number of tickets and the amount delinquent, tickets . .. we'll contact them and ask them to move system generates a "hot list" of towable vehicles, ac­ Coffiey said. their car," Summerville said. cording to Coffiey. Approximately 1,200 cars with Cars on the city hot list are identified alphabeti<;al­ Cars are towed by the university on a case-by-case outstanding tickets are currently on this list. ly by state and numerically by tag number durmg According to Newark's Clerk of the Court, a car officer's routine patrols, he explained. continued to page 4 DUSC plan ~~~~~------~~~~ rejected by Fac. Senate by James Cordrey and The 71-member senate also Lynn Zeiger consists of faculty, ad­ Staff Reporters ministrators and graduate The Faculty Senate voted students. 30-7 against a proposal to in­ Sen. James Morrison, crease the number of secretary for the Rules Com­ representatives from the mittee, suggested the DUSC Delaware Undergraduate Stu­ proposal be defeated because dent Congress, at its meeting the input DUSC was seeking to Monday. gain on the Faculty Senate Sen. Robert Pennel (EG 88) , could be gained through the representing DUSC, initiated existing committee structure. the resolution to raise the Students hold 34 seats on 20 number of DUSC senators senate committees, he added. from two to five. Sen. Theodore E. Braun, a Pennell said there are only languages and literature pro­ SPECIAL TO THE REVIEW/ lloyd Fox two student senators represen­ fessor, also opposed the pro- Pumpin' it up - No. 1 Chippendale Bob ColAntonio appears on the cover- and inside- of ting 14,000 undergraduates. continued to page 11 April's Playgirl magazine. See story, p.17. Noted journalist to· address grads. b Carin Drane he said. seniors concerning possible speaker . Y Y . Smith's address will be entitled "The candidates, Davis explained. , · . Staff Reporter Challenge to America." He said Smith was in the top 20 v Broadcast journalist Howard K. "The speech will be specifically choices out of a possibility of 30 names. Smith has accepted an invitation from geared toward the University of "You need at least 10 names to the university to address members of Delaware audience," Davis added. ·choose from to get a good speaker," he the Class of 1988 at the May commence- He said that Smith has already re- said. ment exercises. , quested information about the univer- However, Davis added, the number "He is nationally known and his sity in an effort to be fully informed of votes a candidate received did not reputa.,tion as a speaker is good," said about Delaware. affect the priority in which they were Dean of.Students Timothy Brooks. "He "I'm disappointed the speaker isn't chosen. The survey was taken merely has talked.about interesting topics in more recognizable to the students," to get an idea of who the seniors the past." . said Marge Schellhardt rter in tiona!, and The New York Times. The university had been willing to A survey was conducted during the Louisiana with The-New Orleans Item, As Berlin correspondent for CBS in pay between $6,000-$9,000 to a speaker, fall semester in order to get input from and later joined United Press Interna- continued to page 7 Page 2 • The Review • March 18, 1988...;..______..;.....;... ______

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Catholic church to The New York Times. downgraded to the lowest L.A_. schools nix 1984 lynching of a black It was expected that Cuomo possible lev~l shor.t of default. township official. - appoints first would endorse Massachusetts Tuesday's trading on the year-round plan South Mrica said the peti- _ bl k A hb. h Gov. Michael S. Dukakis, New York Stock Exchange tions would be given " ~areful ac rc IS Op but other candidates - in- saw First ' Republic's stock The Los Angeles School considerations," although all BishopEugeneA. Marino of eluding the Rev. Jesse . down 25 cents at $1.50 per District has withdrawn a plan previous appeals have been Atlanta was named as the first Jackson and Tennessee Sen. share. which would require students rejected.

black Roman. Catholic Ar- Albert Gore, Jr.- have ask­ to attend school year-round, ~.. ·'- chbishop in the United States ed him to withhold any en- according to The New York .. . \.- on Tuesday, according to The , dorsement for New York. Times. Babies to be tested -Philadelphia Inquirer. · "The choice would probably The proposal would not have The appointment by Pope be one of the surviving can­ Jackson gains affected the number of school for AIDS virus John Paul II is "a sign of hope didates in the field in Califor­ in popularity polls · days but would have given to all men and women of good · nia in June," Cuomo said. students numerous short vaca­ Newborn babies in 30, cities will that the church recogni:~;es "I wouldn't rule out anybody tions instead of a long summer will be tested for AIDS an­ its wealth within its own who had dropped out/' he said, : Democratic candidate Jesse vacation. tibodies in an attempt to pro­ ranks," Marino said. "I would, however, keep it to Jackson moved up in the The plan was withdrawn due vide a better idea of who is Marino's Atlanta ar- someone who ran in the overall popular vote despite to public opposition. · contracting the disease, The chdiocese hal!f only 10,000 primaries." his loss to Sen. Paul Simon in New York Times reported blacks among its 15s ,ooo • • tbe Illinois presidential World appeals Wednesday. Catholics. First Republic asks > primary, accordirig to The . • . • . The tests are part of a study Ofthe52millionCatholicsin for federal bailout _Philadelphia_Inquir:e; . . lynching ~f SIX to see how many Americans the United States, 1.3 million Jacksonsaid~e~hevedhis South Africans are infected with the virus that are black. home state of Illm01s "treated • . causes the Acquired Immune Cuomo holds out Wall Street lost confidence bothofitsfavoritesonswell," The United States, West Deficiency Syndrome. , in First Republic Bank Corp. r~ferring _ to himself and ~rmany and Great Bri~in If the antibody is present in -' on endorsement following a Tuesday announce- Srmon, who came out ahead by Jomed the ranks. of nations the infant's blood, then its ~ ment that the firm would turn a small margin. , pleading clemency to the mother is infected with the Gov. Mario Cuomo of -to federal regulators for help Interviews with voters leav- South Mrican government for virus. .. New York said Tuesday that in rebuilding their depleted ing the polls showed Jackson the six blacks due to be hang­ Scientists believe if the · he might not endorse . a finances, The News Journal won about 90 percent of the ed Friday. mother is infected with the presidential candidate for the reported. black vote, while receiving on- The group, known as .the AIDS virus, the baby then · New York Democratic The Texas bank's senior ly 7 percent from the whit~ Sharpville Six, were convicted stands a 40 percent chance of primary on April19, according debt rating has been community. · of being accomplices in the also being infected with it. ~ . -

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In order to determme the The fourth annual Spring difference in sound levels, an Fling is scheduled for Satur- additional reading was taken day, May 7, on the field north while music was playing m the of Hartshorn Gym. according field. to Julie Demgen, assistant Dean of Students Timothy THE REVIEW/Don Della Piazza dean of students. Brooks said a problem existed The field behind Laurel Hall is under consideration to be used for the 1988 Spring Fling. Newark Police performed a on the corner of Courtney and sound check on March 5, m Academy Streets, in which the from the neighborhood, the casion," Hogan said, "then we He added that the nearest front of Hartshorn. to deter- sound level was 16 decibels police will have the music could run into some dif- private residence was approx­ mine if the sound level at above the normal area turned down. ficulties." imately 150 yards from the Spring Fling would violate the readings. "If [the sound levell is offen- Brooks said the university problem area. city's noise ordinance. Newark Police Chief ding or if there are some will have to inform the "The ultimate judgment is Police .said an ambient William Hogan said if neighbors who are less neighborhood about the loca­ reading, measuring the sound legitimate complaints arise tolerant on this particular oc- tion of SI?ring Fling. continued to page 10 Two UD aqm!~j.strators get promotions contnbutmg Editor Student Center <;>~e_ratwns - duties former- , 'The Student Center just isn't the same ly gar~ered by ~letha :- are no~ under the without him," said students as they realized authonty of Manlyn Pnme, associate dean of something- or someone- was missing. stu~~~ts. . . . Domenick Sicilia, former associate dean of St~tha and ~oore wtll_collect mformabon and student life, took seven years of experience as provtd~ solutwns to vanous campus pr_oblems, a Student Center worker straight to the top on acco~dmg to Hollowell, wh<;> was appomted by March 1: he accepted a promotion and P_restdent R;u~sel C_. Jones_ I~ ~anuary to coor- relocated to Hullihen Hall. dt?.ate admtmstrative activthes. Now one of two assistants to Senior Vice . Wh~n I arnved m New~r~ from Bost<_>~, I President for Administration David E. tmmedt_ately began adverbs~ng for qua~tfte~ Hollowell, Sicilia desCibes his new position as professwnals t? help me m my duties. "a real challenge and a chance to work with ad- H~~loweU explame~. . . ministrators to provide better service to the I chos~ D~!flemck. for}us managmg and students." ·budget s~tlls. he said,_ an~ Ja~e for her Jane Moore. who had worked as a universi- or~an~z?~I~nal and trammg sktlls. Hollowell ty personnel specialist, was also hired as an satd Stctha .s expenence wtth students also ap- Domenick B. Sicilia Jane B. Moore ass1stant to Hollowell. pealed to htm. continued to page 12 Speaker Library installs recalls index based on Panther high-tech lasers by Sheila Gallagher She added that "the real Staff Reporter beauty of the machine is that history it gives you a brief summary by Robert Bateman and Morris Library has added of the article." yet another state-of-the-art Databases available with Valry Fetrow device to its system. the new system include such Staff Reporters The new compact disc fields as education, medicine The Black Panther Party database, located behind the and nursing, psychology, was a social, evolutionary ac­ reference desk, provides sociology, and government cident, activist/orator Bobby students with easier access to documents, Brynteson said. Seale said Wednesday night at periodicals, according to An agicultural database is the Student Center. Susan Brynteson, director of available at the agricultural Seale, a co-founder of the Morris library. library and an aquatic and Black Panther Party, spokeJ:o "the ability to define concept which eventually Brynteson explained the fisheries database is available approximately 175 people as phenomena, then, in turn, resulted in the death of 27 database is a replacement for at the marine library in part of the,._Black Male Sym­ make it act in a desired man­ Black Panthers and 14 police Infotrack - the current Lewes. posium 1988, ~ponsored by the ner." officers. periodical card catalog. To access the index, users Center for Black Culture and The party's 1G-point platform The Black Panthers started "Like Infotrack, the first enter category headings the Cultural Programming guaranteed equal opportunity as a community patrol to pre­ database contains information into the computer and the Advisory Board. to blacks in all areas of socie­ vent racial brutality by police, on articles available on a cer­ database displays the number According to Seale, the Pan­ ty and used the Declaration of Seale explained. tain subject," she said, " but of articles available in that ther Party was formed in Oc­ Independence as its founda­ The Panthers carried it's much more advanced." area, Brynteson said. lt then tober 1966 to defend the right tion, Seale explained. weapons to defend their nght One database, Brynteson ex­ narrows the count down to the to peacefully redress He said the Black Panthers to observe police "carrying plained, contains records on user's particular subject. grievances. are most famous for ad­ out their duty." over 1,400 psychology journals "This database will save He said to do this requires vocating the use of force to de­ in 29 different languages from continued to page 7 power, which he explamed as fend one's right to protest- a continued to rage 6 approximately 54 countries. Page 4 • The Review • March 18, 1988------Symposium lauds progress of black men by Julie Grabus Center for Black Culture. According to Newton, the Staff Reporter black male has gone from The black male is a "flame "slaveship to spaceship." He that refuses to dim," said Pro­ has "courage, valor," and is fessor James E. Newton, "ready, willing and able to director of the Black Studies provide and protect for the Department, at the opening future." reception of the Black Male "It is not easy being black Symposium Monday. and male in today's society," The reception, hosted by the he said. Center for Black Culture, Unemployment for the black featured the dedication of a male is up and the mortality mural designed by graduate rate is down, Newton student Edward Bates, and a explained. lecture that developed the He said young black males theme for this year's sym­ between the ages of 18 and 30 posium: Celebrating the Pro­ are dropping out of school and gression of the Black Male. work to roam the streets. The mural portrays an ar­ Many are going to prison. tist's perspective of the pro­ According to Newton, "each Artist Edward Bates, a university graduate student, designed the mural dedicated at the open­ gression of the black male generation must define what ing reception of the Black Male Symposium on Monday. through history. It will be being black and male means to In the university environ­ :he problems and find solu­ his forefathers and strive for displayed permanently in the them." ment, he said, there are one :ions." the future." million more black females in Vernon Chestnut

basis, he said. To be on the university's 2oo-car tow list, Summerville said a car must have at least four unpaid tickets within a four-month period. University Police have tow­ ed 298 cars since July 1, Sum­ merville said. Close to 80 per­ cent of those, he explained, were parked illegally in reserved parking places without proper car registration. Cars with four or five outstanding violations may not be towed, Summerville said, but could be "booted" with a tire device which does not per­ mit the car to be moved. Summerville said people with a long history of parking violations, who park in prime lots such as Main Street, Or­ chard Road or Russell lot and habitually "take someone else's spot who's paid to .be there" are likely to be towed, instead of booted. i Coffiey said the city does not use the boot because it often intensifies problems. He said some people think they can destroy the boot without harm­ ing the!r car. People who try to remove the boot go beyond the original /JtdE.,tr parking violation, Coffiey said. Bring ad In for They · have committed a -fltiz,c_t_i,c,(Li,/1, .~off your criminal offense for whicb flrat lflntal. they can be arrested. "Rather than court

continued to page 13 Blazer tire slashed tended two campus activities, Knapsack stolen Missing 10-speed Man attempts police said. found Wednesday to choke girl The car is valued at $2,500, from Stud. Center according to police. The left front tire of an '86 A male student attempted to Ford Blazer was slashed Mon­ An unidentified person stole A men's ten-speed Wind choke a female resident of day morning in the parking lot Man charged with a black knapsack from the Stu­ Spirit Huffy bike was found at Squire Hall, while she was stu­ of Sbarro's restaurant, dent Center on Monday at ap­ approximately 6:55 a.m. dying in the basement, Tues­ Newark Police said. possession of gun proximately 2:15 p.m., Wednesday at the intersection day between 7:20 and 7:30 University Police said. of Orchard and Amstel p.m., University Police said. Total damage to the vehicle A Newark man was charged The knapsack was found the Avenues, University Police Police are searching for the is estimated at $85, police said. Saturday with possession of a following day. Nothing was said. man. concealed weapon, Newark stolen, and no damage was The bike has not been claim­ Police said. done to the bag, police said. ed, police said. The man was spotted enter­ ing the Crab Trap with a gun Stereo and tap VW stolen from lot in his hand, police said. They Thief steals $20 stolen from ZBT followed him into the Signs stolen from copy machine restaurant, but he ran out a Stereo equipment and back exit and across the from parking lot alcohol-related paraphernalia, A yellow 1973 two-door street. A thief fled after breaking worth $450, were stolen from Volkswagen Bug was stolen A university police officer into a copy machine on these­ the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity late Saturday night from the tackled the man in the parking An unknown suspect stole house on Courtney Street, parking lot behind Pizza two university 'reserved park­ cond floor of Morris Library lot of Conover Apartments and between 8 p.m. Sunday and 9 Newark Police said. Movers on Elkton Road, arrested him for possessing a ing' signs from the south side A Peevey amplifier worth Newark Police said. of Newark Hall between 4:30 a.m. Monday, University 9mm automatic weapon. He Police said. $300, a tape deck worth $100 was released on $5,000 bail, p.m. Monday and 8 a.m. Tues­ and a Budweiser tap worth $50 day, University Police said. The unidentified suspect The driver parked the car in police said. retrieved $20 in coins from the were taken from ZBT between the lot and left the keys under Damages and stolen proper­ 2:30 and 8 a.m. on Saturday, the floor mat on the ty totalled $34, police said. copy machine and caused $25 -Compiled by Karen in damage, police said. police said. passenger's side while she at- McLaughlin and Jennifer Rich

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Nightclub continued from page 3 rights for everyone, rather years in the United States Air than violence. Force Seale, a co-defendant in the He said he entered college as Dewey Beach, DE They were able to do this by Chicago Seven Trial, now an engineering major, but he means of the strict attention operates two non-profit social has experience as an architec­ which they paid to the law, activist organizations. tural draftsman, a stand-up is now accepting applications for Seale said. comedian, a jazz drummer Carrying shotguns and rifles He is also the director of Ad­ and an aircraft sheet metal positions for Summer 1988. Posi­ was legally acceptable if the vocates Scene, a national lob­ mechanic. weapons were not concealed. by group which represents ap­ tions open include doorman, bar­ The Panthers used this to their proximately 60 million poor, The predominantly black advantage, Seale remarked. black and minority people in audience, which included back, and waitress. (You must be 21 Seale no longer advocates the United States. representatives from the years of age.) The Bottle and Cork the use of power as the Black African Prison Initiative, an Panthers knew it in American To help fund these organiza­ organization which absorbed will open April 29th for its 52nd sea­ society. He does, however, tions, Seale is promoting his the Black Panthers, respond­ support radical change in new cookbook. ed to Seale's lecture with spon­ son. Apply 1n person at Bottle and South Africa by whatever Seale, who grew up in the taneous applause means necessary. Oakland-Berkeley area, ran Cork Package Store 1n Dewey Beach. Seale spoke on the needs of for Ma or of Oakland in 1973 When asked his positiOn or today s students to focus their and recetved the most JJote presidential candidate Jesse DE fH1gnway One·, 1 mile south of energy and time towards rele­ ever obtained by a black Jackson, Seale satd he felt Rehoboth Bea c~,. vant social activity. He said he candidate. · Jacksons rambow coalition is advocates democratic human Seale served almost four a step m the right dtrectwn. (302) 227-3191 731·4170 MONEY I TUITION OPPORTUNITY PT I FT FIIRFI Companion/Homemaker Fairfield • No Training Necessary Shopping • Provide Companionship Center • Cooking/Light Housekeeping UORS • Run Errands Nurse Assistant • Training Necessary • Private Duty & Staffing Assignments Available Dependable Transportation and Phone Necessary GREEN BEER $5.40 up to $10.00 per hour Vacation Plan & Benefits Available PIELS or BAVARIAN V2 Keg $20~ 9 1111 1111 O'KEEFE ROLLING ROCK COKE Arw.AII CANADIAN BAR BOTTLES 9 8 8 ELDERCIRE $9 ~LUS OEP. $8 PLUS DEP. . • $6 ~~2 oz. Cans 47 ..5200 YOU MUST BE 21 TO ENTER • 2 ID'S REQUIRED ------....;.------March 18, 1988 • The Review • Page 7 • • . noted journalist to address 1988 graduates

continued from page 1 Smith moved to ABC, where Population Explosion. charitable organization made · a delegate for th~ State he wrote, edited, and narrated In addition, Smith holds the up of celebrity members, has Department.· 1941, he recorded the activity a weekly television program distinction of being the only cited Smith, along with Walter In addition to Smith's other of four separate armies during on current affairs, News and journalist to twice receive the Cronkite and David Brinkley, accomplishments, he has World War II, and later Comment, in addition to pro­ DuPont Commentary Award. as outstanding American authored three books: Last covered the Nuremberg ducing a series on the Vietnam He has won the Overseas broadcast journalists. Train from Berlin, The State Trials. War. Press Club Award six times, Presently, Smith is the of Europe, and Washington, · Smith was appointed chief · Smith was recognized for his more than any other commen­ spokesperson for the National D. c. He is researching his European correspondent for moderation of the Kennedy­ tator, for covering foreign Association of Broadcasters, fourth book, which is expected CBS by Edward R. Murrow in Nixon debate in 1960 and the affairs. presenting its campaign to to be a reporter's commentary 1946. Carter-Reagan debate in 1980. The Paul White Memorial "Improve the Productivity of on the 20th Century. He later transferred to .He has been the recipient of Award was also given to American Industries.'' The Best Man starring Washington, D.C., in 1957, and numerous awards for ex­ Smith, an honor· previously He also serves as a consul­ Henry Fonda, The Candidate was promoted to chief cor­ cellence in broadcasting, such bestowed only upon presidents tant to the Institute for with Robert Redford and Close respondent and manager of as the prestigous Peabody of the United States and one Defense Analysis in Arlington, Encounters of the Third Kind the CBS Washington bureau. Award and an Emmy award network president. Va., and previously monitored are movies in which Smith has After 20 years with CBS, for the documentary, The The Friars Club, a Central American elections as made guest appearances. ... library installs laser index. continued from pa.(!e 3 · fliiiil~pi!ji•iAij~F~Iii!!K~~iij!F~-~.~iA~iic~~.~-iiiilf students so much time since According to Brynteson, the David Young (AS 90) said 1 • , theycankeepnarrowingdown c;ost of .the database to the Lhe.thingabot.itttiissystemis ! . · _ 1' their subject to get exactly library IS $1,200 a year. that It's so easy to use. The in- what they need," Brynteson .. "We're very lucky to have structions are right up on the commented. this system,'' she said. "In the screen - even an idiot can A PA.RT M E NTS She said the only disadvan- tri-state area, Carnegie- figure it out." tage to the system ~s that ~nly M_ello~ is ~~e only other school · Carol Rudisell, associate one person can use tt at a time. wtth [It]. librarian, said student reac- • Large, Spacious apartments She added, however, that Brynteson stated that many tion has been positive. there is a proposal now to take students do not know about the "I'm finding that people are with many closets including the database and put it ~n ~e da,~base y~t. . not shy with the computer and mainframe computer so 1t wtll . 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This glut of vehicular kidnapping is a result of the recent acquisition of a computer in the police department to produce a daily list of parking violators. There are approx­ imately 1,200 vehicles on the list of the doomed and police are towing 10-15 cars per day. Busy, busy, busy- work. And it will continue to be a permanent practice due to the flux of high-technology into decrepit Newark, rather than an effort to catch up on backlog. While the right to tow violators is legal, accep­ table and even necessary at times, the criteria should be clear, defined and fair. Currently, there are many discrepancies on parking and towing policies in the police department. The police said you will be towed if the "meter maid" or officer recognizes your car as a frequent violator or if you have four delinquent tickets. Pick one! This might cause numerous paint jobs·and "bush camouflage" to disguise your car. All law enforcement should be so ambiguous. One "meter maid," however, said that towing - is based on 10 delinquent tickets or if the total ex­ ceeds $50. Apparently you can be towed on a whim, A Bad. Joke so let's hope the officer isn't a type-A personality. "Dogs bark at a person whom they do not Although towing is an annoying and costly hin­ know." - Heraclitus. According to Newswe~k, one of the killers drance, it is a surface problem related to the Prejudice. testified that there was "nothing personal" It's a concept I could never get a grasp of. about the murder. The group was out to avenge larger issue of parking. The underlying root of the How people could be so ignorant as to prejudge the killing of a white police of~icer and the life problem is insufficient parking on campus and in others based on the color of their skin doesn't of any black would have suffiCed. the city. fit into my sense of reality? How d

------March 18, 1988 • The Review • Page 9 From the desk of the president few rewards and not much ap­ athletes. They are only student body. We must con­ petitive. My own criterion is preciation, necessary for an athletes for a few years. They tinue to select our scholar that we should win roughly amateur athlete to attain ex­ need to have the werewithal to athletes from the same appli­ half the time. We are, in fact, cellence. At the university, we succeed in life for a much cant pool as that from which doing slightly better than that. encourage our student athletes longer period than that. So, it we choose our other students. Our record for the years to match that commitment to is essential that they get a It is a difficult task for the 1981-87, in 22 sports, shows that excellence in sports with a good education, one with scholar athlete to balance the we won 64 percent of the similar commitment in their which they can get a job after demands of athletic and games we played. studies. their athletic days are past, academic programs. The In some sports, we obvious­ It seems to me that there are even if they happen to become university helps by providing ly do better than that average, significant benefits of a strong professional athletes·. tutors or counselors when in others, we do somewhat athletic program to the univer­ This balance between necessary, or more flexible worse. If, over long periods of sity community. Sports are athletics and academics is schedules than perhaps the time, however, we are either important to several consti­ reflected in the university's average student. The scholar winning all of the contests or tuencies, including students, position on recruiting student athlete should have the same losing all of the contests in a faculty, staff and alumni, and athletes. The average student opportunity to complete a given sport, we are probably the community at large. For coming to the university of degree as the average student doing something wrong. We students, faculty and staff, a Delaware is well prepared for who comes to the University of vigorous athletic program pro­ study here. We look for a good Delaware. Our scholar In addition to a wide varie­ vides a valuable espirit de high school background, good athletes have performed suc­ ty of varsity sports at the inter­ ·corps. For alumni, it is one of performance on test scores, cessfully in that regard. In collegiate level, there are a Russel C. Jones the major ties back to the perhaps 100 points above the fact, the most recent figures number of club sports and an Watching the Olympics last university. And, for Delaware national average for SAT available show that a slightly extensive intermural pro­ month, I was pleased to see as a whole, it provides forma­ scores, combined. It is that greater percentage of our gram. We are fortunate to members of the University of jor interaction between the which sets the academic pace athletes receive degrees than have these fine programs at Delaware skating club com­ university and the community. at the university and that is the do ·other students the University of Delaware. I peting at the international This is particularly the case in pace at which the scholar By keeping sports in the pro­ encourage students to par­ level. This als-o made me Delaware, where we have no athlete must also compete. per perspective -as a part of ticipate in them in any way reflect upon the role of professional sports franchises. Our student athletes com­ the student's education - we they can; and when participa­ amateur sports in general and Who should the players be in pete very well in the academic can place the right emphasis tion is not possible, I urge the importance of athletics for the university's athletic pro­ arena. The average high on winning. If the University of them to show their apprecia­ the university in particular. I grams'? It is very important school GPA of our scholarship Delaware chooses to compete tion of our athletes by atten­ find inspiration in the hard that scholar athletes are in­ athletes compares very well in a sport at the intercollegiate ding athletic events and cheer­ work and determination, with deed scholars as well as with the average of the total level, then it> should be com- ing them on. Letters Write to The Review Happy Hour should be phase«t out The Review welcomes and encourages letters from the students, faculty, ad The best way to get folks attention around the U of D is to ministration and community. All letters should be typed on a 60-space line, dou mentio~ some type of curtailment in the serving of alcohol. Jon Sprmger addressed the issue in his "Free Beer" column ble spaced, and limited to 200 wor.ds. Student letters should be signed wit ~hough he did so from an unrealistic premise. While bann~ classification and year of expected graduation. All letters must be in The Revie mg happy hours and limiting sales of pitchers of beer will office by noon Wednesday for Friday publication and noon Friday for Tuesda not solve the problem of drunk drivers it will draw atten­ tion ~o the problem. Perhaps if we would dwell more on the publication. Address letters to: The Review, West Wing in the Student Center tragic consequences of irresponsible alcohol use we would The Review reserves the right to edit letters as necessary for space. be will~ng to do with a little inconvenience in our own per­ ~on~l lifestyles. Fact: happy hour encourages more drink­ mg m a shorte~ span ?f time .. The timing of happy hour just happens to fall m the time penod when folks are driving home ~rom work. So, the vast majority of persons who imbibe dur­ mg happy hour will.continue their trip home after leaving YrTtHN£- vou·fle. ~EL1l~6' the bar. As unpleasant a reality as it is, though alcohol is legal ou(2. VEAc.e MN ~ an~ socially accepted, alcohol is a drug! Rev. John Patrick Colatch Wesley Foundation Campus Ministry ~~"' Panama not free 'til Noriega is out It is apparent in Don Gordon's letter to the editor in the M9-rch 15 Issue of The Review, that he does not understand the process by which economic aid was cut off to Panama. The Panamanian banks have no money because the legitimate Panamanian ambassador to the U.S. (appomted bv the legitimate President Delvalle) asked private American banks to withhold all loan payments or transfers 'mARE- of funds. The U.S. government had no role in these actions. \Wo A.T A. TIME Secondl~, the United States has put the fees due for canal usage into a. ~pecial escrow account. These fees will be paid in full to Pan!ima when the legitimate government has regained control. No money will be lost in the process. I~ Finally, Mr. Gordon chooses to place the blame solely on the United States government. Admittedly, U.S. policy in Panama has been derelict and characterized by illegalities; however, you cannot overlook the fact that Noriega has sold his once proud nation to the highest bidder. It will no doubt be a long time before Panama is the free and peaceful nation it once was, but removing Noriega is the first step on the road to recovery. Richard A. Pizzi (AS 91) Page 10 • The Review • March 18, 1988------•.. '88 Spring Fling continued from page 3 said. "I have no problem with that Demgen explained that after area," she said, "but other ll'liomas interpreting noise regulations, people might not like it the university does not an­ because they won't be able to ticipate problems concerning just walk from their dorms to noise violations. [Spring Fling]." 9\i(l7'rt' on ... She said the decision about Dede Duggan (ED 90) said the location of the annual she thinks Spring F-ling should event had to be made quickly be held on Harringtoij Beach, and Hartshorn was the most as it was last year. feasible·choice. There will be many booths She said she does not an­ at the Fling, and student ticipate any problems with the organizations, Greeks and community and expects that university groups will have the · the event will run smoothly. opportunity to set up booths - Although there was con­ whether they are information sideration for using the field tables or fundraising 'booths, behind Laurel Hall, in addition Demgen said. to Hartshorn field, the event will probably not be on both, Scattolini said people who according to Brooks. have had booths at Newark "We were very concerned Community Day may be in­ that if we used the field behind vited to set up booths at Spring Laurel, we would bother the Fling, and therefore more neighbors on East Park area for the event is needed. HUMAN DIMENSIONS [Place]," he said. "We don't To enhance the day, food want to do that." will be provided by Food Ser­ TO A CONTEMPLATIVE Delaware Undergraduate vice and live bands will be per­ Student Congress Faculty IN THE MODERN WORLD ... forming in the afternoon, Senator-Beth Erben (HR 88) Demgen added. and Treasurer Francis Scat­ .Date: March 20, 1988 tolini

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... DUSC ATTENTION BEACH BUMS WE'RE NOT ONLY THE AREA's continued from page 1 All Blue Hen Beach Bums headed south LARGEST posal. He said that 'students for Spring Break! MAGJIC T-SHIRTS & Musical Service Center ... have often missed meetings of for Guitars & Amps their committees. BOXERS will be selling its Beach Line of We SELL NEW, USED . Morrison said the Faculty clothing Monday from 12-5 at the & VINTAGE GUITARS Senate is a senate and not a and congress. A congress has Student Center. Come by and get the *a COMPLETE LINE of ACCESSORIES representatives with consti­ M-F 10-8 S 10-4 Smiles fromUofD tuencies, he said, but the best apparel Delaware has to offer I 368-1104 Peddlers Village Newark De. Faculty Senate is for the faculty. He explained the DUSC seats were only intended to give students a small input. President Russel C. Jones said the student representa­ tion on the senate is adequate. "A voice is sufficient, " Jones said. "Students Ill. shouldn't have a major impact Call us. on voting. The senate is a Newark faculty senate." Morrison said, "I am con­ 366-7630 Pizza 232 E. Cleveland Ave. 00 cerned about allowing the Tanning at Mr. students to have five votes Larry's is convenoent because that many votes and relaxing. The would constitute a power results are somply block." beautiful' Sen. Gordon Bonner, a is Hirina! business professor, said there have been many issues where Drivers Make $8-$1 0/Hour three votes would have swayed the decision of the Couponer ... $4/Hour COMPLETE senate. Only at Mr. Larry's "Five consolidated votes by CALL OR STOP IN BETWEEN the student body would change 10% Off w/student 1.0 •. the balance of the senate," he 11 am and 4 PM continued. 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Crossland said he is glad OUSC fought for the proposal Rodda 12 oz. and showed the faculty where 8 oz. Peanut Butter Egg they stand. Jelly Eggs "We gave it our best shot," 8 oz. Coconut Creme Egg he said, "but it is hard to win 3 bags for $2°0 when there are valid 8 oz. Butter Creme Egg arguments on both sides." only Crossland said he thinks the Your Choice Stoo senate needs better 'student 10 ct. Marshmallow representation . ., • .Close Outs!] "Dollar Day Bunnies "If DU.SC cannot have five votes," heeontinued, "at least Every Day" 3 boxes for $200 they want five voices." Acco~ding to Pennell, it was HOUSEHOLD ITEMS 320 College Square important to make the Facul­ CLEANING PRODUCTS ty Senate aware of how the students feel. TOOLS • FOODS Shopping·Center Jar JEWELRY • TOYS "The faculty didn't want to HEALTH • BEAUTY (near Rickels) lose their power base," Pen­ nell said. "There is a victory Diseoun AND MUCH, MUCH 737-0840 in raising the problem to con­ S·T·O·R·E·S MORE! sciousness.'' 10-9 Mon.-Sat., 12-5 Sun. ... univ. promotions WE continued from page 3 Prusak, who was chosen Moore said she is "glad to from the Office of Technology have the chance to work on said, "Now we will all work WILL BEGIN RETURNING student matters," because in together - bringing with us all the past she has always work­ those years of experience at ed with employees. the university." SURPLUS COURSE BOOKS '·· Sicilia said he and Moore Taylor was tralll?ferred from will have duties that "range the Delaware Field House TO PUBLISHERS from researching information where -she was executive on food service to implemen­ secretary to the athletic ting drop/add changes." director. The offices that report to "We are ultimately working Hollowell and his assistants to better service the students,'' MARCH 21 are Management Information Sicilia said. "After all, that is Services, Registrar, Affir­ why the university is here. mative Action, and Institu­ "I miss the direct contact tional Research. with the students," Sicilia add­ ed, "but by accepting this pro­ BUY NOW! Dennis Carey, vice presi­ motion, I hope to help them in­ dent of employee and labor relations, and Robert Mayer, directly now." associate vice president of Bernadette Coslar, a recep­ facilities management, also tionist at the Student Center report directly to Hollowell. main desk said Sicilia worked . well with his employees. Moore and Sicilia occupy "It won't be the same their newly-formed Hullihen without Dom," she said, "but Hall offices with Executive we're happy for him and are Secretaries Linda Prusak and excited to work under a new - University Linda Taylor. and different- boss." Bookstore

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Clockwise from left: Bob ColAntonio is Chippendale's "Perfect Man'' on the current tour; ColAntonio graces the eover and bares From scrawn· to brawn; more than his soul in the April issue of Playgirl magazine; the top Chippendale lives in Elkton with his wife Mandy; ColAntonio kisses building a perfect beast 500 women durin_g_ each show, a big change from his earlier years. by Jonathan Hirsch Photos by Lloyd Fox Staff Reporter Let's face it, nobody's perfect. . Yet for some reason men - and women - continue their never-ending quest for the ulti-mate. "The door opens and there he is, Mr. Perfect," says celebri­ ty stand-up comic Jenny Jones in describing her idea of the perfect lover recently to Playgirl magazine. "He's his own man - a man with his own ideas, his own business - his own teeth. "The perfect lover has to be in shape. Mter all, stamina is important," Jones continues. "If he can do 100 pushups, that's good. If he can do 100 one-arm pushups, that's better. If he can do 100 no-arm pushups, we're talking shape." The question is: Does such a male specimen exist? Fortunately, the "Perfect Man" has been found and flexes his muscular talents in Newark's backyard. For only $3:5o, anyone who y~arns for a literal eyeful of this masculine wonder - ,J is guaranteed l,ljs/her money's worth. He is Chippen~le 's top dancer, Bob ColAntonio, who is also the cover model for the April issue of Playgirl magazine. For those restricted to a college budget, there's no need to worry about affording a glossy glimpse. ColAntonio, 27, is not just another pretty face in pictures - he is practically within reach. The 6-foot-2, 210-pound Chippendale can be found every after­ noon lifting weights at the newly renovated local gym, High Energy, on South Chapel Street. Although originally from Philadelphia, ColAntonio, whose Chippendale act is titled' 'The Perfect Man," currently resides continued to page 22 Page 18 • The Review • March 18, 1988------Take 5/ 'Hairspray' nets quality in quirks as Waters' film by Edward Hopkins Suprised? Don't be. This is Staff Reporter the man who recently said, "I would sell out completely if Curious about Divine? Still somebody would buy." Now, missing Warhol? Depressed after 18 years of relative about Andy and Johnny Wad? obscurity, they are. Be still, watch: An ex­ Since the early 1970s, Waters planatory epiphany is current­ has explored and exploited the ly playing compliments of pro­ depths of tabloid depravity per, bad-taste master John with a series of unclassifiable, Waters. unrated independent releases Mter a seven-year lapse, the that focus on the media­ Baltimore auteur of gross-out, spawned underclass of tacky, The great, unfortunately late, Divine irons for a living as Edna Turnblad in John Waters' new film. cult classics Pink Flamingos tactless Americana. of his earlier work. the show. She is, like mosf of tionally Von Tussle territory. and Polyester, has issued a Hairspray is both part of and In order to continue shock- Waters' leading ladies, an ex- Along the way Tracy and timelyPGsatireofAmerica's an exception to Waters' ing his audience (impossible uberant exhibitionist, cuing off crew meet Waters as a warped institutionalized racism, oeuvre, as his most successful when competing with today's matriarch Edna (Divine). shrink, Rick Ocasek and Pia doubling as a musical comedy, and most generic effort, a con­ tasteless 24-hour news), Tracy, blond-and-black Zadora (the personification of starring Divine and other ser-vative move necessitated Waters has resurrected the hairsprayed-do intact, charms Waters' sensibility) talentless­ ~A~m~e~r~ic~a~n~n~~;d~~y~~~------~~th~e·d~oo-doo~~~~~i tired teen musical, fused it and dances her way from ly playing dope-smoking beat­ with an insistent, integrative nouveau confines onto the ex- niks and other bizarre Waters message and made it elusive WZZT dance floor, caricatures. (Pia's reading of palatable to all ages by keep- upsetting the emaciated, up- Ginsberg's Howl is one ing the story and cast in- perclass, white constituency, highlight.) teresting, but seldom gross, particularly Amber Von Tus- Tracy uses her fame for though a huge zit and neon sle (Colleen Fitzpatrick), the social reform, growing out of puke do make cameos. reigning bitch queen. her idolatry and hair abuse in- The setting is, like in all The rise of the lowbrow to feminist, humanist action. Waters films, Baltimore, the Turnblad family begins a And it works, stock as the "hairdo capitol of the world," rivalry with the upscale, but story may be. Waters avoids according to the director. The equally tacky, Von Tussles the formulaic sterility of most time, 1962. On black-and-white (Debbie Harry, Sonny Bono). young filmmakers and sue­ television is the Corny Colins The racist Von Tussles are in- ceeds in making a humorous­ ( Mink Stole) afternoon show, censed by Tracy's sudden ly layered, meaningful movie, where hairspray-laden white mega-popularity and vow to varied in tone and only a tad youths dance the twist and the set things reactionary right. sentimental. mashed potato on camera to Tracy becomes "big, blond He lets his quirky cast the latest black music. and beautiful . . . with fame members be themselves by Across town different and fortune," thanks to Colins' allowing the farcical plotting dances go on, same music, no show. She also loves Amber's to maneuver like a nimble, television- all black dancers. perfect hunk. finned Chevy across tricky Portly Tracy Turnblad (ef- The rise of zaftig Tracy and moral ground. fervescent Ricki Lake), her integrationist politics Take the kids, mom and dances and watches Corny parallels the gradual integra- dad, too (in leisure suits of religiously from the living tion of her hair, and course) -it's not a hairy ride. . room of her cramped, popluxe culminates in the Miss Auto *** 1L be dance star Tracy and the rosy, larger-than-life Edna. house, dreaming of being on Show beauty contest, tradi- i'2 'Zoo' captures modern animals in natural habitat by Sheila Gallagher erratic, talkative Jerry from the Westside. His help the weather co_nditions either." . leathered presence dominates the play from the "Outdoor theater IS much more of a different ele- . ~t~ff Reporter . • . beginning, as he demands all focus on himself ment," .commente~ Petrilla. "No performan~e is the · There are etght mtlhon zoo stones m the naked c1- through his spastic energy and fast, angry speeches. same smce anythmg can happen out here. ty - here are two of them. Dubin successfully pulls off his character Peter as Both Staeger and Dubin reacted well to unexpected "The Zoo Story," a one-act play, is defined by amild-manneredpushover.Peter'scharacterization happeningsduringtheopeningperformance,suchas direct~r J~hn Sharnoff as "two h.uma,~ animals ex- is not deeply developed, though, since most of his role a wandering str~y dog, ringing bells and catcalls changmg different outlooks on society. Sharnoff has calls for sitting back and listening to Jerry talk. from people passmg by the set. The actors effortless­ !llodernized Edward Albee's 1950~ play by portray- Dubin uses good body language to convey discom- ly incorporated the distractions into their mg Jerry (~ob Staege~) as a gothic pu!lk and P~ter fort, shock and anger in reaction to Jerry's dialogue. perfor~ances. . . (Barry Dubm) as a mtddle-aged yuppte executive. Sharnoff said he had to make Jerry and Peter into "We JUSt work on proJection and try to block out r .~ Produced byE 52's Student Theatre workshop with more contemporary characters since Albee's the distractions," Staeger said. help from assistant director Doug Petrilla, the play original characters are now outdated. Sharnoff explained he wanted to do "The Zoo premiered Tuesday in front of a small, responsive .. p t t o d . , h .d "But Story" out-of-doors because it's a unique setting and crowd on the steps of Mitchell Hall. e er was easy ~ ~0 erm~e, e sat · has visual believability. The set is simple - a solitary green bench with a Jer_ry was harder. I. dtdn t know 1~ a punk would be Commenting on the free admission, Sharnoff said matching green garbage can nearby. The backdrop behevablel but I thmk he works: . . of his first directing effo~t, "It's hard to enforce ad- consists of goings-on outside at sundown. Although Sha~noff s artful u:'le of modermzabon IS ex~emely mission for an outdoor show, but I didn't want to the setting is modest, the play itself is not. ~ffective because It makes the play believably make money anyway. I think it's important to in- Nothing about "The Zoo Story" is typical: It's free, timely· traduce absurdism to people. it's outside, it's short. It's a theater-of-the-absurd pro- The acoustics of "The Zoo Story" are not "Absurdism is pretty underprivileged," he added. duction, thick with rich, black humor and unique in- quadraphonic or crystal clear, but they are adequate "A lot of people aren't familiar with it, especially in sight~ on life. . for, an outdoor .J>E:rfor!lla!lce. . a production." Usmg the outdoor elements, the play's settmg ' There are dtfftculbes m domg an outdoor perfor- Weather permitting, "The Zoo Story" will be per- realistically recreates an afternoon in New York's mance, such as surrounding outdoor medium and dif- formed today and tomorrow at 5:20p.m. on the ste~ Central Par~. Staeger is strong and believable as the ficulty in voice projection," said Sharnoff. "We can't of Mitchell Hall. ------'""'""------March 18, 1988 • The Review • Page 19

~~--~~------~~-'~------Woodentops spin tunes of natural danceability by Michael Andres phraseology simple isn't pro- transmigrate the-tune into the Entertainment Editor blematic, though it's boring. 80s with a flavorful burst of Bang! Vocal talents are not lacking technology. And, thus, the LP 1960s harmonic simplicity as every member_ of the begins to move into its groove. collides with complex 1980s fivesome receives vocal Combining melodic devices, texturing to produce a fast- credits and can be heard ran- the next tune, "They Can Say paced and highly danceable domly throughout the What They Want," creates a second album, Wooden Foot grooves; group intonations are sectioned song as a whistling Cops on the Highway, for the often highlights. beginning, vocals stretching critically acclaimed The lead vocals are over multiple beats and in- Woodentops. sometimes tense and terspersing wah-wah guitar, From the echoing beginning whispery, yet always resolves into multiple guitars tune to the final fretting, the distinguishable, through the and a techno-beat. The finale Woodentops maintain a whirl- layered melodies·. goes appropriately acoustic ing, guitar-oriented rhythm Arguably, the album's best and provides unique closure. that skips to the auditory track, "Stop This Car," which The first side shifts to a forefront. With simple in- opens the second side, ex- countryish sound closely strumentation, the heavy beat emplifies the Woodentops at reminiscent of the Kinks on doesn't let go for nine tracks. thetr multilevel best, as a "You Make Me Feel," which Even slower songs, like nasal-toned melody begins the adds violin for originality, but "Heaven" and "You Make Me cut, then moves into the under- repetition hurts the cut as slim ...Th.-eia.W-oodentops' second release whirls through an unstoppable Feel," maintain a solid stan- tones. Once the tune is lyrics draw the emotion . dard of beat sensibility' established, the nasal melody beyond the suggested thumb- and textured dance rhythm, despite its lyricallazmess. especially when accented by recurs throughout, and traffic nail sketch. the relaxed "Heaven," which section belabor an otherwise sound effects, including wah- noises are added to increase Steady acoustic guitar, continues into an average, solid song. wah guitar. the texture. A variant, full- played off its energetic keyboard-oriented "What You Drum machine wraps up the The LP's one crucially lack- bodied song is the pleasing . counterparts, bass and ben- Give Out." Woodentops' LP, as filtered ing area is lyrical quality and, result. ding electric, creates tension, "Tuesday Wednesday," vocals on "In a Dream" reap actually, quantity, as most of "Maybe It Won't Last" as it controls the chugging highlighted by harmonic actual but depressing lyrics: the album leans toward in- starts the album on its 60s so- train-beat of the A-side's final water drips, displaces lyrics Lacking lyrics, the wax is strumentals or brief, journ by using clear, noted cut, "Wheels Turning," which with acoustic guitar and less than was possible, but the repetitive wording. keyboards and group vocals is driven into the ground by the bongos. A violin also intones you-gotta-dance grooves raise However, the vinyl's rapid characteristic of formulated drums and an overextended against the easy-come vocals the vinyl beyond the norm. firing makes wordy meander- and minorly successful British instrumental section. to stress contrasting tonality. ings improbable if not impossi- invasion bands. Echoing ef- Leading off the B-side is However, again, wordlessness ble, so keeping the fects, specifically guitar, "Stop This Ciir," followed by ·and ·a longish instru,..m~en~ta-.;..1__ *-*-*------. Quick Picks: Jalll:min' or Jive? .~!~rwo!.~F~~!~ Tackhead, Tackhead Sound System The Mighty Lemon Drops, World Keith Sweat, Make It Last Forever the Highway (Columbia) (Capitol) - It's socially conscious, Without End (Sire) - Despite this (Elektra/Asylum) - Keith Sweat's 2. Son of sam _ Hallelujah 1 discussing war, beat sensible and vinyl's optimistic title, the Lemon new album, Make It Last Forever, Geronimo! Play (Rouska) highly danceable Why haven't you Drops' world may be short-lived. perspires with too many songs dest'gn- heard of it? . These four lads from the English ed for romantic workouts. 3. The Splatcats - Feelin' Bt'tchy Tackhead's new album is one of the Midlands have created 10 not-so- The implications are even more un- (Moving Target) hottest new releases for industrial beat original cuts that resemble a cross bet- fortunate because the best track on the 4. Hog Butcher for the World - Com­ afficionados, but the average listener ween early Hoodoo Gurus and Echo album, the first single."! Want Her," pilation (Mad Queen) may find the LP's jarring rhythms and the Bunnymen, without the smacks with the same untamed fer.vor 5. Wild Swans- Young Manhood (12") unapproachable, not to mention "umph." of George Clinton, Tom Browne and (Sire) unmusical. With simplistic guitars that fail to James Brown. 6. Godfathers -Birth, School, Work, Relying heavily on synthetic break out, even once, with a bold riff, "I Want Her," currently settled in Death (Epic) elements like digital dubbing and drum and drums that merely follow the the top 10 of Billboard's Hot 100, is a 7. Surf Punks _ Oh No 1 Not Them machines, Tackhead (attributed to trend, this is basic, undanceable pop. monumental achievement for Sweat; Again! (Enigma) Gary Clail, who is loosely called a rap- Although the sound is clean and it is a crossover hit that had to prove s. PaJ· ama Slave Dancers _ Blood, per) seldom includes any elements of sharp, spiced (noticeably in "Crystal itself on black radio before it began to modern music or melody. There are Clear" and "Hollow Inside") with boogie up the pop charts. And Sweat Sweat and Beers (Restless) seldom keyboards or less standard acoustic guitars, the individual tracks makes it all sound easy, with a groove 9. The Chesterfields - "Westward drumming and virtually no guitars. blend together, undistinguished. thatisethnicanduniversalatthesame Hoi"

The Stone Balloon 115 E. Main St. 368-2000. Fri., The Chestnut Hill Twin Cinema Chatterband. Sat., The New "Switching Channels" (PG); Potato Caboose. "Masquerade" (R). Call theater for times. 737-7959. Deer Park Tavern Main Street. 731-5315. Cinema Center --: Newark Walnut Street Theatre "Frantic" (R) ; "Sho~t'-t~ Kill" (R) . "Vice Versa" (PG)l, Call Maxwell Sullivan's 9th and Walnut streets, theater for times. 737-3866. Restaurant Philadelphia. (215) 574-3586. 100 Elkton Road. 737-2222. Fri., Christiana Mall Montana Wild Axe. Sat., The Fundamentalists. · "Good Morning Vietnam" (R) ; tomea ·· · "Action Jackson" (R); "Off 23 East Cabaret ..· .·.•.·.· ' y Limits" (R); "A Night in the Life Comedy Cabaret of Jimmy Reardon (R); "Three 23 E. Lancaster Ave., Ardmore, 410 Market St., Men and a Baby"(PG). Call Pa. (215) 896-6420. Fri., Flamin' theater for times. 368-9600. Caucasians. Sat., Bricklin. Wilmington. (302) 652-6873. Fri., 10 p.m. and Sat., 8:30and 10:45 p.m., Chestnut Cabaret David P. Hardy, Paul King and Castle Mall Cinema Kevin Sullivan. "Serpent and the Rainbow" (H); 38th and Chestnut streets, "Broadcast News" (R). Call Philadelphia. (215) 382-1201. Fri., Comedy Works theater for times. 738-7222. Backstreets. Sat., Stanley Jordan. 126 Chestnut St., SPA Ambler Cabaret Philadelphia. (215) WACKY-97. Fri. and Sat., 8 and 11 p.m., Ralph "Full Metal Jacket" (R), Friday 43 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, Pa. (Fred Savage) and Marshall (Judge Reinhold) undergo Harris, Ben Kurland and Mark at 7, 9:30p.m. and midnight, 140 (215) 646-8117. Fri., Beru Revue. a mind/body swicharoo in Columbia's new film, Vice Versa. Shiff. Smith; "Beverly Hills Cop II" (R), Sat., The Stand. Friday at 4:30p.m. and Saturday Comedy Factory Outlet at 7 and 10 p.m., 100 Kirkbride; 9 31 Bank St., p.m. and midnight, 140 Smith. E-52 Student Theatre The Play House Philadelphia. (215) FUNNY-11. Mitchell Hall steps, weather per­ DuPont Bldg., lOth and Market Fri. at 8:30 and 11 p.m. and Sat. at International Film Series Chapel Street Playhouse mitting. Fri. and Sat. at 5:20p.m., streets, Wilmington. (302) 656-4401. 7:30, 9:40 and 11:50 p.m., Big Dad­ "The Sacrifice" (Sweden, 1985), 27 N. Chapel St. 368-2248. "The Zoo Story." ay Graham and the Orchestra. Sunday at 7:30p.m., 140 Smith.

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THE HEAT'S BACK ON! ------March 18, 1988 • The Review •Page 21 Croce is 'sixth man' of Phila. pro sports by Chu~k Ar.nold day that shaped thoughts said. He believed in what I had Managmg Edttor about nutrition and physical to say." Who makes house calls for conditioning. On Schmitty: "Here is a Dr. J? "We like to preach in an man who is making $2 million Who is tough enough to entertainingway,"saidCroce ayear.Hecouldsitbackonhis make Mike Schmidt sweat? about the series, sponsored in laurels and say, 'Forget this,' Who steps on Charles large part by the Office of but he's.not like that. He is an Barkley's ego and doesn't get Employee Relations. "I'm intense individual." a rebound stuffed down his really not a fanatic. I do On Barkley: "[He] has his throat? believe in exercise, but I also down moments, but I think The answer is Pat Croce - believe in it in moderation for he's great. He's great as a per­ and the business is sports everyone. I may go to the ex- son. He would do anything for physical therapy and condi- tremes of moderation, but I you. He can not believe that tioning. Not only is he don't think that's fanaticism." people make a fuss over him." Schmidt's body sculptor and Fanaticism or not, Croce's On local rocker Tommy Con­ Doc's doc, but Croce is the of- big-league clientele is proof of well: "If I had to gamble, ... ficial taskmaster and injury his converting powers. He has I would gamble my house on iron man of both the even found the persuasion to him being a superstar. He's a Philadelphia Flyers and the bring the egos of sports stars winner." Philadelphia 76ers. down to the treadmill. For the bright-eyed Croce, And that's just for a "You've got to take the ego winning is being part of the warm-up. and strip it down," explained team, and,-although he prefers Croce, 33, is also the presi- Croce. "I work out with them. watching football, he is as dent of Sports Physical I'm not just some fat person much a fan of· the Flyers and Therapists, Inc., an exercising blowing a whistle. They know the 76ers as he is a condition­ empire, based in surburban that I will do what they do, and ing coach. However, the 6-foot, Philadelphia, with eight ter- I try to do it better." 17G-poundfatheroftwo, who is ritories ranging from As a result, he has developed built more like a panther than Villanova to Atlantic City. a muscle-tight professional a Python, always takes his Delaware's not far behind; and personal rapport with business seriously-even dur­ Croce plans to conquer Wilm- many of his celebrity clients. ing the off season. ington by the end of this year He recalls distinctive facets of He reflected on the sportless with a new fitness center. Also, some of these relationships. summer: "If [I] were to sit on he and his "Team" completed On Julius Erving: "There's the boardwalk and watch fat a four-week, four-part lecture a superstar. He's fun because people eat cotton candy, that Pat Croce series at the university Tu_es- he went right with whatever I would upset me." INTERNATIONAL NIGHT An Evening of Cultural Entertainment Music, Dance, Comedy, Fashion Show FRIDAY, MARCH 18 7:30- 9:30pm LOUDIS RECITAL HALL Amy DuPont Music Building FREE ADMISSION! ALL WELCOME! Sponsored by the Cosmopolitan Club and the International Students of the University of Delaware Page 22 • The Review • March 18, 1988------... ·building the perfect beast in Newark continued from page 17 In addition to this vast array but I couldn't get a date in high just over the Delaware border of publicity, he has appeared school." in Elkton, Md. But how does a . in 25 television shows, in- ColAntonio insists that local get discovered and hand­ eluding "Phil Donahue" and women never paid attention to ed the cover spot of a "Evening· Magazine." ColAn- him until he took up body magazine that sells 750,000 tonio's agent has already building. Now, he sometimes issues a month? received calls from casting kisses 500 women during one of "It's really a dream come directors because of his his shows. · true,'"says ColAntonio. "They Playgirl photo layout. What does-.ColAntonio's were looking to do a Chipi)en­ · ColAntonio's Chippendale wife, Mandy, thiDk about her dale layout, and I was chosen performance is billed as the husband's line of work? as the top man. main attraction of the "For , The two have been happily ''The cover was never even Ladies Only'' show. His married since August and she mentioned, though, because 20-minute act is a takeoff on says that, ironically enough, only celebrities get the cover the creation of Dr. Frankens- they met at one of his Chippen- shoot/' adds ColAntonio. "I tein's monster. dale shows. told them I would only do the : ColAntonio explains that a "He kept calling me to ask SPECIAL TO THE REVIEW/lloyd Fox . job if I got the cover." "mad" scientist assembles the me out after his performance The 210-pound ColAntonio, who says he owes much of his suc­ Smiling, ColAntonio perfect man with ideal that night," says Mandy, a cess to weightlifting and a nutritional diet, takes a break dur- . remarks', "I got the cover." anatomical parts -all from former theater major. "I was ing his daily three-hour workout at· the High Energy Gym. The six-page layout didn't · different human specimens. a little skeptical about·getting come easy to ColAntonio. With ColAntonio, as the pseudo- involved with a man who did a lot of work and a little luck, monster, proceeds to first what he does in front of women he has made it to the top of his rigidly move around the stage every night ---' but I gave in." field. and then slowly unwinds to Now, she feels only flattered Presently, he is the lead become a smooth dancing when women are screaming at dancer for the Chippendale's creation- the "Perfect Man" her husband and applauding touring "For Ladies Only" - ' shaking every one of his his body. show, which travels across the · perfect body parts for "Women who sit next to me ·United States. Of the 30 Chip­ thousands of screaming at Some of his shows will grab pendales who perform in the women. me and say, 'He's world, ColAntonio is . the "I'm not sure if I'm the gorgeous,' " Mandy says. "I ·number-one seed, a title for perfect man, but I'm real good just turn around and say, 'Yes, which he receives payment. for the part," ColAntonio says. isn't he? He's my husband.' " "I'm making real good "I have the model face, and "All my success comes from money," he concedes. "I am I've got the body from working body building," ColAntonio ex­ the highest paid Chip ever, very hard at my lifting." plains. "None of my present bringing in six figures." ColAntonio began'weight lif- good fortune would ever have This hefty salary does not in­ ting seven years ago as a . occurred if I wasn't a weight clude ColAntonio's side ven­ small, ~kinny 20 year old. lifter.'' tures, such as his posters and "In high school, I was Except when on the road, upcoming solo male calendar, 5-foot-9-inches and weighed on- ColAntonio lifts exclusively at which is the first of its kind, -ly 135 pounds," ColAntonio High Energy. The head- due out in 1990. recalls. "It may seem strange, continued to page 23 INTRAMURAL ___SPORTS

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contmued from page 22 turning results ColAntonio Caldwell presents originally received from lif­ ting are what affordE~d him plenty of confidence. He placed first, 11 times out of 20, in amateur body building competitions, accumulating the greatest TEMPS ·such titles as Mr. Delaware County, Mr. Northeast Coast and Mr. Philadelphia while taking first in the Amateur Classic of Champions. ''After I won the Mr, of all time:_~ Philadelphia contest, actress Debbie Reynolds offered me / ' I $1,000 to do a five-minute body I\ ' 'It' 1 ' .... __ .,.,, building scene with her during If you think the greatest temp­ one of her Atlantic City shows," ColAntonio explains. tation is to spend your summer "That's what started me." ColAntonio had a portfolio without working, you should know done by the Elite modeling about Caldwell Temporary Se:rvices. agency in New York and work­ ed at Pulsations dance club in At Caldwell, you can work a Media, Pa. His body attracted schedule that suits your needs. a Chippendale-scout, and Col­ Thke advantage of great Antonio auditioned for the TEMPeratures at the beach If you want to earn more money; organization. thJs summer with Caldwell's "I had some acting ability flexible hours. work more hours. Or work less and still have time for and good eye-to-eye contact,'' some fun in the sun. The greatest TEMPtation may ColAntonio says. "I was one of be to take the summer off, but the five men picked out of 5,000 And if you think that spending a applicants for the spot in Oc­ day at the beach is a hot idea, work­ think how vour wallet will fee1 tober 1985." Six months of jazz dapce ing for Caldwell is an even hotter classes and a few acting lessons later, ColAntonio is the idea for summer employment. It's a number one Chippendale, and great way to earn money; sample a sometimes entertains up to 2,500 women at one time. wide variety of work environments Before work, ColAntomo wakes up at 10 a.m. and eats and still have time to enjoy a perfect breakfast, which ts your vacation. the first of his five dail• meals: no sugar salt or fa Caldwell temps are in two-thirds carbohydratPs and hot demand because of one-third prote1 ColAntomo and Mandy' ·1ll their excellent skills then 11ft together for two hours until Mandy goes to work a and outstanding reputation. That's what Stewart Pharmaceutical m makes Caldwell the home of the greatest Newark. while ColAntonio fmishes the last hour of his dai­ temps in town. ly three-hour workout. If you have office, professional or Leisure has a different meanmg for Co1Antomo: Cars, technical skills to put to work this he says, are always on his mind. Currently he owns a summer, give in to the most tempting Porsche, a Mazda and a idea in summer employment - call Pantera. "I'd like to have a car for a Caldwell today. As our button says, the month, sell it and buy a new greatest TEMPorary one," says ColAntonio. employees are at Caldwell. The future of the Chippen­ dale, like his audience, screams for more. Moving to Los Angeles might be in the cards for Col­ Antonio's future game plan of success. "It is time to pursue my success, and a step past modeling is acting," he reasons. "I have immediate goals of casting commercials, Caldwell knows great TEMPS. but one rung-term goal is to have an elite part in a movie with my wife·playing the se­ cond lead." Wilmington Newark ThlH'.~-·lllf' Bob ColAntomo seems to Culd\wll 905 Shipley Street Newark Shopping Ctr. # 15, The 'ommon~ meet ever ' requirement for TEMPORARY SERVICES' (;302) 655-7455 (302) 731-1111 (302) 47 -S"'OO the perfect man, according to Jenny Jones' qualities But as has been established, no one 1s really perfect. ColAntonio can't do no-arm pushups. Advertise in The Review Page 24 • The Review •·March 18, 1988------Comics BLOOM COUNTY Berke Breathed than a speedinq s~rt?... Hetw:/51/N~T /:)06!erfu 7nllo.lable. (/oiL. MIW... II /leCENT I than an MI/N ... II 51/KE!?t: to leap Dr. Ruth in a sin_gle bautJ. .• ,WW,.. . \

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Thf' Review Classified Classiriecl deadlines are Tuesday at 3 p.m. for Frid.•y issues ud Fri­ B-1 Student Center day at 3 p.m. for Tuesday issues. For tbe rii"St t.ne wwds, $5 m.ia.um•m for non-students. $2 for students with ID. Then 2e ceats every ward Newark, DE 19716 Classifieds thereafter. announcements 1975 Vega. Good handyman's car, needs work. Restaurant help needed. Line cooks, preps, ATTENTION ALL BLUE HEN BEACH Phi Sigs- Get psyched for an AWESOME $150 or BO. Call Mike, COl ~2699 CEl dishwashers, bus people. FuU and part-time. BUMS HEADED SOUTH FOR SPRING weekend. Watch out Rehoboth! 737·3232. No experience necessary. $4.00/hours to start BREAK!! MAGJICT.SHIRTSANDBOXERS Parabolas getting you down7 Don't know the for dishwashers. We need people that will he WANTS YOU TO SHOW OFF YOUR UD Phi Sigma Sigma - We've come so far, but difference between sine and cosine? Call Rob BICYCLE-MENS 25", PEUGOT 10-speed. here this summer. Apply in person, Deer Park SPIRIT BY WEARING HEN'S GYM MUS­ we're finally done. Now we're sisters too, the for some valuable math tutoring - 737~Z71. GOOD CONDITION. $75or BO. CALL BREN­ Restaurant. CLE SHIRTS AND SWEATSHIRTS, SURF fun's only begun. We worked so bard, but now DA at 451-8791. DELAWARE T.SHIRTS, BARHOPPER T· we can say, "We are the Phi Sigs", "Sisters RENT-A-VAN. U-2 move cheaply. No cows The Ocean City Recreation and Parks Depart· SHIRTS, DELAWARE REPUBLIC T - ~orne and play."-Love, the New Sisters. please. Jerry 454-1136. ment is now accepting applications for sum­ SHIRTS, PARTY ANIMAL BOXER SHORTS mer jobs. Applications should be mailed to: AND LONG BOXERS, AND DELAWARE 5igma Nu - Thanks for a super time at the THE NEWARK RESALE SHOPPE IS NOW Ocean City Recreation and Parks Dept., 125th BOXER PANTS. THEY WILL BE ON SALE mixer sunday night! Let's do it again soon! THE S'l1JFli" AND SUCH SHOP AT 830 TAT: lost and found St. and Bay, Ocean City, MD 21842. 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We lacrosse squad pulled out its got content." first victory of the young Both teams were forced to season in the home opener, throw some defense at their 10-7, over New Hampshire. opponent early in the second But more amazingly, they session. But the Wildcats even­ survived. tually clawed their way back The 45-degree weather was into the game. A pair of third bad enough for the players - quarter goals brought them who still donned their shorts - within two. but· gusting winds in excess of New Hampshire's Brian about 40 miles per hour didn't Quirk proved to be too quick make it easy on the players or for the Hens as he pulled the the fans. Wildcats 9ne goal closer with The Hens' (1-2) six first­ his early fourth quarter score. quarter goals, including three Delaware's lead was trimmed from junior Matt Lewan­ to 7-6. dowski, sparked enough heat Two minutes later, Lewan­ THE REVIEW/ Don Della to put the frigid weather on the dows~i said enough is enough Hen Tom Ervin (left) scored his fourth goal of the season Wednesday against New Hamp~'llnl• l and fired in his fourth goal of backburner. on me and some cheap shots," shire 7. The Delaware offense over­ the game to give the Hens a lit­ tle breathing room at 8-6. said Lewandowski, "but that But the Wildcats made the whelmingly controlled posses­ happens." crucial mistake of trying to get sion of the ball, with five of its At that point, New Hamp­ shire figured if you can't The Wildcat's fleet-footed too rough and received a goals coming uncontested. Quirk said enough is not penaltywith1:49remainingin In the second quarter, the join'em, beat'em, and rough­ enough, and answered Lewan- the contest. The Hens took ad­ Hens' offensive barrage was ed up Lewandowski with a couple of cheap shots. dowski's netter with-one of his vantage and Ned Bartley seal: considerably slowed, but own. Delaware 8, New Hamp- edit with 57 seconds left. managed to add another score "They had some clean shots Explorers cool Hens LaSalle's late rally ends win streak by Jon Springer to score when LaSalle hurler ing solo homer to center, but it Sports Editor Rob Standen threw a pitch in was all the Hens could muster. There's a reason they play the dirt. Hannah saw the Delaware baseball in Florida this time of In the third, Pete Laake's defeat as an early-season year. single drove in Lenny Richard­ barometer, measuring the Gusty winds and cool son and Kochmansky to put team's strengths and temperatures invaded the Hens up, 3-0. weaknesses for upcoming con- Delaware Diamond Wednes­ Tlie Explorers struck back ference play. _ day, numbing the bats of the at Delaware starter Billy Gib­ "We're still in the growing Delaware baseball team, and bons once in the fifth, when stages," Hannah said. "We claiming the Hens' five-game Barry Petrachenko singled, need to find out who can play, winning streak with them. stole second, and scored on and what we need to do." But the wind ended up blow­ F'rank Ricchey's single. ing LaSalle University's way, Hen reliever Joe Laznik One stage of the game Han­ as the Explorers utilized a six­ struck out the side in the nah needs some improvement run seventh inning to defeat seventh - but was nailed for on is production from the bot­ Delaware, 8-4. six runs and three hits along tom of the lineup. The six The effects of the chiij.y con­ the way. through nine spots in the order ditions were clearly visible of­ Laznik struggled with con­ went a punchless 1-for-11 fensively, as the Hens (5-1) trol, yielding a lead-off triple, Wednesday. amassed only eight hits on the three walks and a single. After On the mound and in the afternoon, just three after the Darryl Birkhead struck out, field, however, the Hens are third inning. LaSalle (5-4) LaSalle's Rich DeVincent looking better than expected at managed only seven hits, but­ hammered a Laznik pitch off this point in the season. Enter­ capitalized on three walks in the foul pole in right, giving ing a four-game weekend the seventh. the Explorers a 7-3 lead. homestand today, Delaware "I hate- and everyone else ''If you throw out the one in­ will have every chance to fine hates - playing in this ning, we played pretty well," tune its skills - weather weather," said Hen captain said Hen coach Bob Hannah. permitting. John Kochmansky. "For an of­ "Laznik got behind in the fensive ballclub, weather like count a little that inning, and EXTRA BASES: The Hens this doesn't help." it made it tough for him to host Tufts College today at 3 In the early innings, pitch." p.m., Villanova tomorrow at 1 Delaware didn't seem to mind Sean Harding relieved Laz­ p.m., and Penn State Univer­ the weather too much. nik in the eighth, giving up one sity for a doubleheader Sun­ Freshman outfielder Heath run while striking out two. In day at noon. . . Richardson Chasanov doubled to lead off the Delaware half of the inn­ was hitting .667 entering THE REVIEW/ Fletcher the second, and came around ing, Chasanov blasted a tower- Wednesday's game. Billy Gibbons allowed three hits over five innings