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MONDAY EVENING, MAY 14, 2012 (N) New Broadcast INS:Insight ATT:AT&T DSH:Dish DIR:DirecTV MOVIES SPORTS KIDS INS ATT DSH DIR 3PM3:30 4PM4:30 5PM5:30 6PM6:30 7PM7:30 8PM8:30 9PM9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ANPL 60 252 184 282 Miami Animal Police Fatal Attractions Snake Man Snake Man Swamp Wars River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters DISC NY Ink “Roosters and” NY Ink “Last Man” American Chopper: Se- American Chopper: Se- American Chopper: Se- American Chopper: Se- American Chopper: Se- Outlaw Empires “Crips” American Chopper: Se- 38 120 182 278 Business stalls. Breaking point. nior vs. Junior nior vs. Junior nior vs. Junior nior vs. Junior nior vs. Junior (N) (N) nior vs. Junior DISN A.N.T. Farm Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Jessie Jessie Shake It Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Austin & Good Luck """ Bolt (‘08) John Travolta, Miley (:15) Fish Jessie A.N.T. Farm Wizards of 29 302 172 290 Waverly Waverly Waverly Up! Charlie Ally Charlie Cyrus. Dog makes journey. 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Joe Transform Batman Be- Goose- Batman: Batman: Transfrmrs Goose- Sabrina (TV The Facts of Mork & Happy Laverne & Batman HUB MIB 338 335 179 294 “Worm-Guy” yond Show Renegades Renegades yond bumps Animated Animated bumps G) Life Mindy Days Shirley “Siren” NICK 42 314 170 299 Sponge Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Sponge Sponge iCarly iCarly VICTOR. Fred ‘70s ‘70s Lopez Lopez Friends Friends Yes, Dear Yes, Dear TLC 50 250 183 280 The Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss The Cake Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss (N) Undercover Boss (N) Undercover Boss Undercover Boss TRAV 61 254 196 277 Fast Foods 2011 Street Foods vFood vFood Bourdain Bizarre Foods Bourdain Bourdain “Finland” (N) Hotel Impossible (N) Bizarre Foods “Maine” A&E The First 48 “Bicycle Ban- The First 48 “Broad Day- The First 48 “Beatdown; The First 48 “Carjacked; Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight 36 132 118 265 dits” light” Shot to death. Whip” Store shooting. Roll” Gunfire. “Mecklenburg Cty” “Richland County” Straight “St. Clair Cnty.” “Queen Anne’s Co” “Oklahoma County” (PG-13) My Wife My Wife My Wife The The 106 &Park (N) "" Major Payne (‘95) Damon Wayans, Karyn Par- The Game The Game The Game The Game BET Hair 49 155 124 329 and Kids and Kids and Kids Parkers Parkers sons. Major trains minors. (PG-13) BRAV The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Don’t Be Don’t Be To Be Announced Info The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Bethenny Ever After (:01) The Wedding Party 32 181 129 237 of New York City of New York City of New York City Tardy Tardy unavailable. of New Jersey of New Jersey “Aspen-Ational” (N) Dream nuptials. (N) Johnny (:45) Regular MAD Parody Gumball Adventure (:45) Adven- (:15) Regular MAD “Money King of the King of the American American Family Guy Family Guy CART Looney Tu- Ed, Edd ‘n Ed, Edd ‘n Johnny 52 325 176 296 nes Eddy Eddy Test Test Show of ‘Rio.’ Time ture Show Ball Z” Hill Hill Dad! Dad! CMT 66 525 166 327 The Singing Bee Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Videos Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (‘94) (PG-13) Lampoon’s Vacation (‘83) (R) Comedy (:22) (:54) (:26) Tosh.0 Sunny Sunny (:57) Daily The Colbert (:58) 30 Rock 30 Rock Futurama (:29) South Sunny Sunny It’s Always Sunny Daily Show The Colbert COM 59 140 107 249 Central Futurama Futurama (TV14) (TV14) Show Report “Black Tie” “Rebirth” Park (TV14) (TV14) Sunny “Sweet Dee” Report E! ""! Pro- Kendra Kendra Khloe & Khloe & Khloe & The E! True Hollywood E! News (N) Fashion Police The E! True Hollywood Khloe & Khloe & Chelsea E! News 56 134 114 236 nounce (‘07) “Un-Rappin” Lamar Lamar Lamar Story Story Lamar Lamar Lately (N) FAITH 19 The Chaplet of Divine 19 Presents Highview Baptist Gthsemane New Zion 19 Presents The Journey Home Walnut Street Baptist 19 Presents 19 Presents FX """! Star "" Planet of the Apes (‘01) Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth. An astro- How Met How Met Two and Two and "" Ghost Rider (‘07) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. Astunt cyclist gains fiery pow- Ghost Rider (‘07) Nicolas 28 128 136 248 Trek (‘09) naut battles intelligent apes. (PG-13) Mother Mother Half Men Half Men ers of retribution, becoming the Ghost Rider. (PG-13) Cage. (PG-13) HALL The Waltons “The Lost The Waltons “The Vio- The Waltons “The Little House on the Little House on the Little House on the Little House on the Frasier Free Frasier Frasier “Mil- Frasier 68 185 312 Sheep” lated” John-Boy is found. Waiting” Prairie “No Beast” Prairie “Stone Soup” Prairie “The Legacy” Prairie “Uncle Jed” advice. 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VARIETY LIFE 35 360 108 252 tions” Free clinic. Peace” stakeout. counters” Meow” Keaton. Elaborate wedding. (PG) Again” Hard Truth” MTV 37 502 160 331 Pauly DPauly DMoney Money Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous Substitute Substitute Money Money Punk’d Ridiculous Ridiculous Money (N) Ridiculous Money OXYG 128 368 127 251 Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Bad Girls Tanisha Gets Married Tanisha Gets MarriedTanisha Gets Married SPIKE CSI: Crime Scene Investi- CSI: Crime Scene Investi- DEA “Up the Ladder” City- DEA “Deep Cover” Agent DEA “Marijuana Grow” World’s Wildest Police Undercover Undercover World’s Wildest Police World’s Wildest Police 41 145 168 241 gation “Snakes” gation “Nest Dolls” wide drug rings. undercover. Marijuana setups. Videos (N) Stings Stings Videos Videos SYFY Triassic Attack (‘10) Steven "" Dreamcatcher (‘03) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. Friends foil amilitary Eureka “Force Quit” Eureka “Friendly Fire” Eureka “Jack of Trades” Lost Girl “Brotherfae of” Eureka “Jack of Trades” 64 151 122 244 Brand. (NR) vigilante’s sadistic solution to adire alien threat. (R) Beverly helps. Town turns hot. Psychologist visits. (N) Dyson’s past. (N) Psychologist visits. TBS Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Friends Friends Friends Friends King of King of Seinfeld “Fi- Seinfeld “Fi- Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan Zany sketches and 27 112 137 247 mond mond Queens Queens nale, P1" nale, 2" celebrity interviews. TNT The Closer “Executive” Law &Order “Dignity” Law &Order “Boy Gone” The Mentalist “Red Alert” 2012 NBA Playoffs (Live) 2012 NBA Playoffs (Live) 43 108 138 245 Terrorist attack. Abortion doctor. Suitcase evidence. Jane taken hostage. TRUTV 53 164 204 246 Police Videos Police Videos Police Videos Cops Cops World’s Dumbest... Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Bait Car Bait Car TVLD 65 138 106 304 Bonanza “The Bride” Bonanza “Bank Run” M*A*S*H “Goodbye, Amen” The war ends and our heroes go home. Home Home Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Queens TVONE Martin Martin “One Martin Job Martin Good Good ADifferent ADifferent Living Sin- Living Sin- Living Sin- Living Sin- Unsung “Bar-Kays” Hit Life After Life After Unsung “Musical Youth” 24 157 328 Flew” offers. Times Times World World gle gle gle gle machine. UNIV 67 3002 270 402 Dos hogares El gordo ylaflaca (N) Primer impacto (N) Perfecta Noticiero Una familia con suerte Cambios drásticos. Abismo de pasión (N) No amar (TVPG) Primer (N) Noticiero (:05) Common Law “Com- USA NCIS “Reunion” Bizarre NCIS “Inside Man” NCIS “Bad Cop” Gibbs NCIS “Code Cond.” Prank- NCIS: Los Angeles “Brim- NCIS “Mother’s Day” WWE Monday Night Raw 33 124 105 242 Marine case. Blogger killed. teams up. ster Marine. stone” Bomber loose. Gibbs relives past. mon Law” VH1 47 518 162 335 The Greatest New Orleans Mob Wives Basketball Wives Basketball Wives Basketball Wives (N) Full Court Basketball Wives Full Court Basketball Wives WGN Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Christine Old Chris- 30 Rock 30 Rock America’s Funniest America’s Funniest America’s Funniest WGN News at Nine The 30 Rock Scrubs “My 20 180 239 307 “6 Hours” “Medieval Crimes” tine “Reunion” Home Videos Home Videos Home Videos headline news. (N) “Shaw Day” Moon” (2:00) """! Cinderella Man (‘05, Drama) Russell Crowe, CSI: Miami “Just Murder” A CSI: Miami “Burn” CSI: Miami “Kill” Possible CSI: Miami “Born Kill” CSI: Miami “Dangerous” The Pitch “Popchips” A Mad Men “Dark AMC 26 795 130 254 Renée Zellweger. Boxer regains prizefighting status. (PG-13) nasty divorce worsens; mis- Horatio forced to fire one of drug smuggler is murdered. Serial killer with extra ‘Y’ Hostage situation turns to star employee leaves an Shadows” Don’s competi- tress dead. the CSIs. chromosome. murder. agency. (N) tive side comes out. (2:45) ""! Takers (‘10, Action) Chris Brown, (:35) "! The Money Pit (‘86, Comedy) Tom (:10) ""! Twins (‘88, Comedy) Arnold Schwarzenegger, ""! Teen Wolf (‘85) Michael J. Fox, (:40) ""! Takers (‘10, Action) Chris Brown, Hayden """ ENC 630 932 340 535 Hayden Christensen. Five bank robbers. (PG-13) Hanks, Shelley Long. Adecrepit mansion. (PG) Danny DeVito. Twin brothers search for their mother. (PG) James Hampton. Teenager becomes a Christensen. Five bank robbers do one last job. (PG-13) Scream (‘96) werewolf. (PG) (R) ""! 1408 (‘07) John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson. A (:11) FXM "" The Day the Earth Stood Still (‘08) Keanu (:39) FXM ""! 1408 (‘07) John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson. A (:11) FXM "" The Day the Earth Stood Still

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