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News-Review photo illustration INSIDE: What’s Happening/3 Calendar/5 Book Review/10 Film Review/11 TV/15 Page 2, The News-Review MUSIC Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 Harrison’s widow hopes new book fills in blanks NEW YORK (AP) — store. It includes audio, video hour film on Harrison shows movies, yet this one covers a George Harrison’s widow material from the film along his spiritual side, from his bigger span of George’s life.” Olivia hopes to add more per- with personal photographs, let- early days with the Beatles to The documentary covers his spective on the reticent Beatle ters, and memorabilia never his exploration of Eastern early years with the Beatles with her new digital book, and seen by the public (a tradition- music and religion, and also and post-Beatles solo career. fill in the blanks left by Martin al print edition of the book has includes his death in 2001. In a Much of the emphasis is on the Scorsese’s recent documentary. been in stores). telephone interview from Lon- former Beatle’s travels to India Based on Scorsese’s Along with the multi-touch don, Olivia Harrison, who as he explored both the spiritu- “George Harrison: Living in book, the DVD of the docu- served as one of the film’s pro- ality and music of the country, the Material World,” the multi- mentary also comes out on ducers, said she loved the mes- as well as his collaboration touch book of the same name Tuesday. sage of the film, but felt it did- with Ravi Shankar. is available Tuesday on iBook- Olivia Harrison Scorsese’s three-and-a-half n’t cover her husband’s other Giles Martin, son of the “sides.” Beatles legendary producer “Marty chose the music for George Martin, did some of the narrative and it drives the the music production on the story. I think he fit the music film. He said Harrison enlight- The Grand Victorian perfectly in there, but there’s ened his father when it came to was a point when I realized, Myrtle Creek Eastern music and instrumen- ‘Oh wow, we’re not going to tation. get past 1975,”’ Harrison said. “He pushed the boundaries MMother’sother’s DayDay She noted the absence of the with his journey through Indi- song “Taxman” and his 1987 an music,” Martin said. DDinnerinner & ShowShow comeback album, “Cloud “My dad said when George Nine.” brought (his song) ‘Within You Two Dinner and Show Times “It was clear, pretty quickly, Without You’ to (the Beatles Sunday May 13, 2012 • 1:30 pm or 5:30 pm that we could not fit every- album) ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely thing,” she acknowledged. Hearts Club Band,’ he didn’t Only $39 per person Gift Certifi cates And she notes that the Harri- Available know what to make of it. In son documentary, which aired 828 N. Old Pacifi c Hwy Myrtle Creek • (541) 863-3011 (valid any show for one entire year!) that context in that time, 1966, last year on HBO, includes www.grandvictorianmc.com more of the ex-Beatle’s career world music wasn’t readily Tickets can also be purchased at Hanson Jewelers and Harvard Ave Drugs in Roseburg & Millsite Mercantile in Myrtle Creek in comparison to Scorsese’s available,” he added. “So he “No Direction Home: Bob introduced my dad to the Dylan,” which covered Dylan sitar.” from when he arrived in New Harrison said her husband’s York in 1961 to his eventual ability to translate what he felt switch to “electric.” in the world in a way that “You know, that documen- speaks to everyone was at the tary ends in 1966. That’s it. heart of his gift. RRe-electe-elect And you know the volume of “I think it was the dilemma music that Bob (Dylan) has of life, and where you find produced since then,” Harrison yourself, that appealed to him said. “Both are three-plus hour most,” Harrison said. RRickick Wesenberg Eat Local meal Dinner at Rod Greene: “A Douglas County District Attorney should be recognized within his profession and within his community as a man of integrity. I know Rick Wesenberg, and I know the principles that drive him. He is that Fridays Only District Attorney. Join me, Rod Greene, in re-electing Rick Wesenberg prices starting at for District Attorney.” DDistrictistrict AttorneyAttorney $9.75 Locally Grown • American Made Please visit www.wesenberg4da.com 541-672-5225 | www.sandysplaceroseburg.com 1700 NW Garden Valley Blvd, Roseburg • (next to Cinema 7) Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING ROSEBURG donations. Reservations are recommended. Library to host MODEL MOTORS Information: 541-537-1031. ‘Cafeteria Man’ Think Local Umpqua and ELKTON Phoenix Charter School will Center hosts sponsor a free showing of “Cafeteria Man,” a documen- musical fundraiser tary about a chef’s bid to The Elkton Community overhaul the lunch program Education Center will have a in Baltimore public schools. Cinco de Mayo-themed com- The film will be shown at 6 to munity dinner with entertain- 8 p.m. May 11 at the Douglas ment Friday to raise money for County Library, 1409 N.E. the center. Diamond Lake Blvd. Joe Ross and Friends will “Cafeteria Man” follows perform a Bahia Breeze show chef Tony Geraci for two that features keyboard, man- years as he works with parents dolin, hammered dulcimer and and students to fight bureau- guitar. Accordionist Lavonne cracy and make meals healthi- Knapp also will perform. er. Suggested donation is $10 Geraci tries to implement per person with a limit of 60 healthy food plans, teach people. Proceeds benefit the nutritional awareness, offer community center and its edu- vocational food opportunities News-Review file photo cation and art programs. and use local food. Information: 541-584-2692 His plan features a 33-acre Vintage vehicles from various decades will be rounded up for admiration at the May 12 or 541-673-9759 or butter- teaching farm, school veg- Oakland Car Show, a fundraiser for the town’s community theater group. See this [email protected]. etable gardens, student- page for details. designed meals and meatless ROSEBURG Mondays. Author Michael Pollan, first Vintage Singers lady Michelle Obama and Sam and a truck category. The Art and Wine Walk fea- sion Americana to Charley’s Kass, assistant chef at the hold concert Musical entertainment pro- tures the third annual chalk art BBQ next week. The Umpqua Community White House, appear in the vided by the Dixonville event. Two sidewalk art compe- Sessions Americana is well film. College Vintage singers will Chicks. titions will take place, with a known in the Northeast. The perform a spring concert twice Information: 541-673-4909 The show is from 10 a.m. to youth and adult division open to group has won multiple or 877-291-5477. this weekend at the First Pres- 2:30 p.m., with registration all artists. Advance registration Boston Music Awards and byterian Church sanctuary. from 8 to 10 a.m., in down- is required. Each artist is given other kudos. The symphonic choir direct- OAKLAND town Oakland. a 6 foot-by-6-foot space. Partic- Session Americana has a ed by Donna Spicer will per- Car show revs up Registration is $10 per vehi- ipants have from 2 to 5 p.m. to unique performance style in form a themed program titled cle. All proceeds benefit the create a drawing. which musicians sits around at “Fun and Familiar” on Friday to raise money Oakland Community Theater. Prizes will be awarded at 6 a table facing each other. and Saturday nights. The Oakland Community Information: 541-680-0259. p.m. Musicians trade instrument Songs will include “Oh! Theater is holding the annual The Wine and Art Walk is during songs as the crowd Susanna!,” “Shenandoah” and Oakland Car Show on May 12 ROSEBURG from 5 to 8 p.m. along Jackson huddles around in an intimate “Hold On!” Also featured are to raise money for the group. Street. environment. lighthearted spring tunes such Cars will be lined along Sidewalk chalk art Information: 541-492-6899 The group plays a mix of as “Build Me Up, Buttercup” Locust Street in downtown or 541-492-6730 or country, folk and bluegrass. and “When Arthur First in colors wine walk [email protected]. Instruments will include an Oakland. The event usually The annual Art and Wine Court Began to Wear Long draws around 90 vehicles. antique stand-up base, field Hanging Sleeves.” Walk will take place May 10 in organ and a collection of Categories for the show downtown Roseburg. ROSEBURG The performance starts at includes cars between the eras acoustic instruments. 7:30 p.m. both nights at 823 This year’s theme is Spring Boston band sets The performance is from 6 of the 1930s and 1970s, a has Sprung Downtown and fea- S.E. Lane Ave., Roseburg. modern class of 1980 or to 8 p.m. at 812 W. Harvard General admission is $7 per tures multiple businesses offer- Roseburg stop Ave. newer, a collection of cars ing wine and inviting customers Shasta Ray Productions will person or $15 for a family. manufactured before the 1930s Admission is free, but a hat Information: 541-440-4691. into their shops. bring Boston-based band Ses- will be passed around for ROSEBURG ■ Mail or Drop-off: Currents reporter: Ryan Imondi The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Phone: 541-957-4211 OSU Extension to Currents editor: Tricia Jones CURRENTS ■ Email: [email protected] Phone: 541-957-4216 hold Garden Expo TV Guide questions: ■ Fax: 541-957-4270 The Douglas County Oregon To submit local arts and Vicki Menard State Extension Master Gar- entertainment information, Phone: 541-957-4203 deners will host its 26th annual send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be Published every Thursday by Plant and Garden Expo typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Please see BRIEFS, page 4 Page 4, The News-Review CALENDAR Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012

Express and the Walker Fami- $30. The concert is for ages 21 Briefs ly, Red Chamber, Prima Trio or older. and a return of the Side Street Information: 541-839-1111. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 Strutters. Saturday at the Douglas Coun- Barber is an international WINCHESTER ty Fairgrounds. vocalist. Redhead Express and The expo will feature thou- the Walker Family is made up Umpqua Singers sands of plants including annu- of singers, dancers and musi- cians. Red Chamber performs host auditions als, perennials and vegetables. The Umpqua Community Master Gardeners will be on classic Chinese pluck string. Prima Trio is an arrangement College Fine and Performing hand to give planting advice. Arts Department has Yard art, supplies and tools of classical instruments. The Strutters are members of a jazz announced auditions for the also will be available. swing ensemble. 2012-13 Umpqua Singers on The show is from 9 a.m. to 4 During May, membership May 14. p.m. in the Exhibit Building at will cost $55 per adult, $20 per The Umpqua Singers make the fairgrounds, 2110 Frear St., MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review student and $110 for a family. up a vocal jazz ensemble affili- Roseburg. The Douglas County Master Gardner’s Annual Plant and After May 31, membership ated with UCC. The group per- General admission is $2 and Garden Expo gets under way at the Douglas County Fair- will rise to $60 for adults, $25 forms a range of music from children 11 and younger will grounds Saturday. See this page for details. for students and $120 for fami- traditional swing to contempo- be admitted free. Proceeds lies. rary rhythm and blues. The from the event help support Membership can be pur- Singers have released 14 CDs the Master Gardeners’ educa- Sawdust Jubilee. Information: 541-874-2447 chased at www.roseburgcom- and perform 45 to 50 times tional programs. The two groups are hosting or 541-643-2758. munityconcerts.org or by call- each year. The group is also People attending are encour- a Bunco Night, with proceeds ing 541-672-3347. featured on television and aged to bring canned food benefiting the Fourth of July DOUGLAS COUNTY radio broadcasts. items to support United Com- fireworks display at the CANYONVILLE Auditions will be held from munity Action Network. jubilee. This will be the 30th Enrollment open 2 to 4 p.m. in Room 12 of the Information: 541-672-4461. year for the celebration, which Chris Cagle plays Whipple Fine Arts Center takes place July 2, 3 and 4. for RCCA season Room 12, 1140 Umpqua Col- The Roseburg Community at Seven Feathers RIDDLE This year’s event has moved lege Road, Winchester. Call Concert Association will hold American country music back to Main Street. backs will take place from 2 to Bunco Night set Multiple prizes are avail- its annual membership enroll- artist Chris Cagle will perform May 11 at Seven Feathers Casi- 4 p.m. May 16. able. The grand prize is a one- ment during the month of May. Students must come pre- as jubilee benefit night stay at Seven Feathers Membership provides access no Resort. The Riddle Lions and Rid- Cagle is best known for songs pared with a solo selection, Casino Resort. to all concerts during the sea- which can be from any musi- dle Veterans of Foreign Wars The event starts at 5 p.m. at son. like “I Breathe in, I Breathe are sponsoring a May 12 out,” “My Love Goes On and cal style. Riddle Fire Hall, 250 Main St. Five concerts are scheduled Information: 541-440-4693 fundraiser for the Riddle The cost is $25 per person. for the 2012-13 season. The On” and “What a Beautiful Day” among other Billboard or [email protected]. concerts will be in Jacoby . Do you have chronic pain? Auditorium at Umpqua Com- Hot Country Singles and Tracks munity College, 1140 Umpqua hits. ROSEBURG Muscle spasms? College Road, Winchester. The concert starts at 9 p.m. at Arts Center offers The season’s lineup will 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, include Terry Barber, Redhead Canyonville. school field trips Nausea? Tickets are between $20 and The Umpqua Valley Arts Association is offering “Day ❃ Not fi nding relief with traditional medicines? Planning to EXPAND your business? of Art,” a class for fourth- ❃ We have a 7,000 sq. ft. prime commercial building for lease. grade classes around Douglas Tired of playing games with marijuana clinics 75¢/SF/month. For retail or offi ce and more. County. that change doctors every few months? 4384 Carnes Rd, Roseburg, OR (Former Umpqua Video, Green) Students participate in three Please contact 541-672-7009 Please see BRIEFS,page 5 Dr. Darryl George Affordable Integrative Medicine Town Prayer (541) 672-8366 ARE YOU WILLING TO OFFER YOURSELF Call to fi nd out if you qualify for the Oregon Medical Marijuana Program and see the only IN PRAYER FOR THE TASK OF BRINGING local doctor to ever serve on the state’s advisory board TRANSFORMATION TO for medical marijuana YOUR COMMUNITY AND NATION? 403 NE Casper Street, Roseburg 2 blocks east of the library off of 1st Friday of each month 12 noon to 1:00 PM Diamond Lake Blvd. More Info? Call Jan at 541-679-7203 539 SE Jackson St., Roseburg (shop between Los Dos Amigos & Roseburg Book) www.doctor-george.net Visa/MC, Cash “Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord...” Psalm 33:12 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 5

The fair is hosted in Mystic Briefs Earth’s newly expanded area. Sha-Ron’s Aura Camera will CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 be available to take photo- different classes throughout graphs during readings. weekly CALENDAR the day at the Umpqua Valley The fair is from 10 a.m. to 5 Arts Center, as they learn p.m. at 509 S.E. Jackson St., EDDIE ROSS — 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles p.m., Ford Community Room, Douglas about art history and view cur- Roseburg. Thursday,THURSDAY, May 3 MAY 3 Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., County Library, 1409 Northeast Dia- rent exhibits. Students learn to Prices for readings will vary. Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-459- mond Lake Boulevard. Kids between work in diverse media such as Admission is free. 9154. the ages of 3 and 12 can participate in MUSIC CINCO DE MAYO MUSIC — 8 p.m. Library Lego Club. Legos will be pro- watercolor, plaster and pencil. Information: 541-673-1744 COMMUNITY MUSIC CIRCLE — 5 to 1 a.m., TenDown Bowling and Enter- vided and Duplos for children 4 and Teachers can also learn how to or 541-229-8899 or merwom- to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Har- tainment, Splitz Family Grill, 2400 N.E. younger. All materials must stay at the integrate these lessons into [email protected]. vard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541- Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Rag library. Lego club meets the first Satur- curriculum. 957-1786. Doll, Batz and the Belfry and Tempr will day of every month. 541-440-4305. perform a Cinco de Mayo concert. Batz KODIAK BAR AND GRILL ANNIVER- Three schools have partici- ROSEBURG and the Belfry and Tempr are for audi- SARY — 6 to 9 p.m., Kodiak Bar and pated in the program, with six Friday,FRIDAY, May 4 MAY 4 ences 21 and older. $5 cover. 541-672- Grill, 929 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. others invited. The program Arts center hosts 3601 or [email protected]. Celebrating one-year anniversary. has targeted mostly outlying Entertainment provided by Dawn and schools that find it difficult to four new exhibits MUSIC EVENTS Neil Johnson Band. 541-672-4922. The Umpqua Valley Arts FULL CIRCLE — 5 to 8 p.m., My 26TH ANNUAL OSU EXTENSION afford transportation to the arts Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Gar- MASTER GARDENERS — 9 a.m. to 4 center. Association is hosting an den Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. p.m., Exhibit Building, Douglas County Sunday,SUNDAY, May 6 MAY 6 Field trips are offered at no opening reception May 11 for Acoustic rock. 541-229-1230. Fairground, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. cost to schools and are made four new exhibits. STEELHEAD RUN AND RED DRAG- Expo features thousands of plants, The two main attractions are ON IRISH BAND — 7 to 9 p.m., Little including annuals, perennials and veg- MUSIC possible through fundraising Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St. Rose- etables. Advice from garden experts EDDIE ROSS JAM — 7 to 11 p.m., efforts. “ArtWorks NW” and “Pho- burg. Celtic Pub night. 541-672-0912. also available. 541-672-4461. Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second Information: 541-672-2532. toWorks NW,” both juried VINTAGE SINGERS — 7:30 p.m., PSYCHIC FAIR — 10 a.m. to 4 St., Sutherlin. $2 per person. 541-459- shows. First Presbyterian Church, 823 S.E. p.m., Mystic Earth, 509 S.E. Jackson 9154. “Artworks NW” features Lane Ave., Roseburg. Annual spring St., Roseburg. Readers in tarot, ora- ROSEBURG concert by the Umpqua Community cles, palms, angel spirits and psychic work in all media except photog- College Vintage Singers, directed by energy will providing readings. Aura Monday,MONDAY, May 7 MAY 7 Benefit seeks to raphy. It includes sculpture, fiber Donna Spicer. Concert is themed “Fun Camera will be there to take pictures. and painting, with a total of 43 and Familiar.” 541-440-4691. Admission is free; prices for readings fight breast cancer vary. Admission to the event is free. There are no events scheduled for pieces. The show will be juried this day. Douglas Hall at the Douglas by sculptor Michael Cooper, a EVENTS 541-673-1744 or 541-229-8899 or County Fairgrounds on May ECEC DINNER WITH LATIN MUSIC [email protected]. retired professor at California — 6 to 8 p.m., Elkton Community Edu- GENELL GARRETT TUTER RECEP- 12 will host Rock the Ribbon, College of Art in San Francisco. cation Center, 15850 Highway 38 W., TION — noon to 3 p.m., Gallery North- Tuesday,TUESDAY, May 8 MAY 8 an evening concert to raise “PhotoWorks NW” has 25 Elkton. Dinner with Latin music. Enter- west, 625 S.E. Jackson St., Roseburg. money for research and treat- photos and will be juried by tainment will be provided by Joe Ross May artist Genell Garrett Tuter will be at and Friends in their Bahia Breeze show. the gallery for an opening reception. MUSIC ment against breast cancer. Polly Gaillard, photographer and SESSION AMERICANA — 6 to 8 Five county bands will per- $10 per person. Proceeds benefit Elk- She is the featured artist for the month assistant professor of art at ton Community Education Center pro- of May. Tuter specializes in Western- p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard form at the show that starts at Anderson University in South grams. 541-584-2692 or themed art. 541-817-2784. 5 p.m. at 2110 Frear St., Rose- Carolina. [email protected]. LIBRARY LEGO — 12:30 to 1:30 Please see CALENDAR,page 6 burg. An opening reception will be Not Penny’s Boat, Velvet held Friday from 5 to 7 p.m. at Saturday, May 5 Whiskey, Kenny Holmes and the Arts Center, 1624 W. Har- SATURDAY, MAY 5 the Blues Daddys, Mr. DJT vard Ave., Roseburg. Awards for and Aces Wild will entertain at first, second and third place will MUSIC FREE the benefit. be given out at 6:30 p.m. FARMERS MARKET FIESTA — 10 Tickets are $15 per person a.m. to 12:30 p.m., Umpqua Valley Other exhibits set to open Farmers Market, 2082 Diamond Lake Air & Duct Sealing and are available at It’s All are “Watercolor Society of Blvd., Roseburg. Joe Ross will perform No catches, No out-of-pocket costs…just savings! About Hair, Nails and Toes Oregon Traveling Aqueous Bahia Breeze, a Cinco de Mayo-themed salon. The concert is for ages Show” in the Corridor Gallery show. 541-530-6200 or 541-673-9759 If you are Pacifi c Power Customer who owns or rents a 21 and older. or [email protected]. and “Seasons of Color” by THE MAX — 7 to 9 p.m., Little Proceeds benefit the Treva Andrew Duclos in Gallery II. Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., Rose- Manufactured Home Hoffman Foundation for breast Information: 541-672-2532. burg. 541-672-0912. with electric heat, then we can help. cancer research and patient assistance. Over 90% of new and old homes tested have costly air leaks “holes” in their Information: 503-564-8843 Wildwood Nursery heating/cooling ductwork resulting in higher utility bills and reduced home or 541-580-0545. comfort. Call us today at 459-9682 ROSEBURG Under NEW ownership! … Mike and Selina Madson …and join over two thousand Douglas County residences Mystic Earth hosts that have already saved up to 30% with this no-cost spring psychic fair energy effi ciency improvement; if applicable. More than a dozen practi- Vibrant Display of tioners of divination will visit Home Comfort Mystic Earth Saturday for the Plants for Spring! Spring Psychic Fair. 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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 for audiences 21 and older. 541-839- research and patient assistance. Bands 1111. include Not Penny’s Boat, Velvet Ave., Roseburg. Boston-based band Whiskey, Kenny Holmes and the Blues visits Roseburg during West Coast EVENTS Daddys, Mr. DJT and Aces Wild. Tick- tour. Session Americana will perform UVAA GALLERY OPENINGS — 5 to ets are $15. Must be 21 or older to unique show in which musicians sit 7 p.m., Umpqua Valley Arts Center, attend. 541-580-0545 or 503-564- around table and swap songs and 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Four 8843. instruments. No cover charge, but a hat new exhibits will open at the arts cen- BUNCO NIGHT — 5 p.m., Riddle will be passed around for donations. ter. The Hallie Brown Ford Gallery will Fire Hall, 250 Main St., Riddle. Riddle 541-537-1031. have “ArtWorks NW,” the Red Gallery Lions and Riddle VFW are sponsoring FIRST TUESDAY COFFEE HOUSE — has “PhotoWorks NW,” Corridor has fundraiser for the Riddle Sawdust 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., Winston Community “Watercolor Society of Oregon Travel- Jubilee. Proceeds benefit Fourth of July Center, 440 S.E. Grape St., Winston. ing Aqueous Show” and Gallery II has firework display. Tickets are $25 per All-female band Slow Ponies will per- “Seasons of Color” by Andrew Duclos. person. 541-874-2447 or 541-643- form for the monthly event. 541-679- Juried prizes will be given out for the 2758. 8973. first two exhibits. 541-672-2532. ‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE ‘CAFETERIA MAN’— 6 to 8 p.m., BROWN’ — 7 to 9 p.m., Joseph Lane EVENTS Douglas County Library, 1409 N.E. Dia- Middle School, 2153 N.E. Vine St., MAINLY MYSTERIES BOOK CLUB mond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Screening Roseburg. Joseph Lane Middle School — 5:30 p.m., Ford Community Room, News-Review file photo of documentary “Cafeteria Man,” which production of “You’re a Good Man, Douglas County Central Library, 1409 follows chef Tony Geraci as he attempts Charlie Brown.” General admission is N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Irish Cream will host an Irish Hooley at Zen Mongolian Grill to make the Baltimore Public School $6, students $4 and $20 for a family. Will discuss mysteries set in Russia, and Lounge. See this page for details. system’s cafeteria food healthier. 541- 541-440-4104 or the former Soviet Union. 541-440- 673-4909 or 877-291-5477. [email protected]. 4311. ‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE THURSDAY,Thursday, May 10 MAY 10 EVENTS BROWN’ — 7 to 9 p.m., Joseph Lane DOWNTOWN ART AND WINE WALK Middle School, 2153 N.E. Vine St., Sunday,SUNDAY, May 13 MAY 13 WEDNESDAY,Wednesday, May 9 MAY 9 AND SIDEWALK CHALK EVENT — 5 to Roseburg. Joseph Lane Middle School MUSIC 8 p.m., Jackson Street, Roseburg. Area production of “You’re a Good Man, DYLAN JAMES — 5 to 8 p.m., business participate in Wine and Art Charlie Brown.” General admission is MUSIC MUSIC Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Walk. Sidewalk Chalk event features $6, students $4 and $20 for a family. BRIDGET WOLF — 5:30 to 7:30 KENNY HOLMES UNPLUGGED — 7 Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. artist drawing art with chalk. Prizes will 541-440-4104 or p.m., Dino’s Ristorante, 404 S.E. Jack- to 9 p.m., Dino’s Ristorante, 404 S.E. OLD TOWN MARKET — 5:30 to 8 be awards to adult and youth division. [email protected]. son St., Roseburg. Special Mother’s Jackson St., Roseburg. Kenny Holmes p.m., Main Street in downtown Rose- Artists will have from 2 to 5 p.m. to Day performance. 541-673-0848. will host a solo acoustic show. 541- burg. Irish Creme Band will perform draw. Open to all artists; advance reg- 673-0848. during the Old Town Market opening istration is required to participate. 541- Saturday,SATURDAY, May 12 MAY 12 night. 541-817-6085 or 541-672-4621 492-6899 or 541-492-6730. BINGO or [email protected]. ‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN’ — 7 to 9 p.m., Joseph Lane MUSIC Middle School, 2153 N.E. Vine St., THE MAX — 7 to 9 p.m., Little All bingo games listed below are Roseburg. Joseph Lane Middle School Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., Rose- open to the public. Bingo is played Eat Local production of “You’re a Good Man, burg. 541-672-0912. every week except where otherwise Charlie Brown.” General admission is STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 7 to 11 noted. Please call ahead if the date is meal $6, students $4 and $20 for a family. p.m., Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. near a holiday. 541-440-4104 or Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. [email protected]. 541-459-9154. IRISH CREME — 8 to 11 p.m., Zen THURSDAY Mongolian Grill and Lounge, 1969 S.E. SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 Friday,FRIDAY, May 11 MAY 11 Stephens St., Roseburg. Irish Hooley. E. Central Ave., 7 p.m. Building fund Shanti’s Indian Cuisine 541-679-7077. bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Seniors Inc. Paper only. $15. 541-459-3247 or MUSIC EVENTS 541-643-6488. Buy ONE lunch buffet – BETTY AND THE BOY — 5 to 8 OAKLAND CAR SHOW — 10 a.m. to Get SECOND lunch buffet p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 2:30 p.m., downtown Oakland. Classic FRIDAY 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, cars from a number of generations. WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, Roseburg. Quartet performs folk and Vehicle registration is $10. Musical WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 1/2 OFF! bluegrass. 541-229-1230. entertainment by the Dixonville Chicks. Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or Expires 6-2-12 CHRIS CAGLE — 9 p.m., Seven Proceeds benefit Oakland Community 541-679-9715. Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Theater. 541-680-0259. EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 Now Serving Beer & Wine! Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Country ROCK THE RIBBON — 5 p.m., Dou- E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at 541-229-0177 musician Chris Cagle visits the casino. glas Hall, Douglas County Fairgrounds, 4 p.m.; sign-ups 5 p.m.; bingo 6 p.m. Exit 125 - Garden Valley Shopping Center He has recorded multiple Billboard Hot 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. Evening con- Softback bingo, progressive blackout www.shantisindiancuisine.com Country Singles and Tracks hits. Tick- cert to raise money for the Treva Hoff- ets are between $20 and $30. Event is man Foundation for breast cancer Please see CALENDAR, page 12 Winter Special 2-Nights Oceanfront Lodging ( Sunday-Thursday only ) Bandon, Oregon Oceanfront $138-$188* (Save $25 to $45 per night off standard winter rate) OR YouYou NeverNever KnowKnow WhatWhat You’llYou’ll FindFind At Ocean View $128-$168* AA Collectors Collectors WestWest GunGun && KnifeKnife Show!Show! (Save $20 to $45 per night off standard winter rate) ROSEBURG • MAY 5-6 RESERVATIONS: 1-800-842-2407

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MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review Roseburg artist Georgia French stands near the untitled fiber work that she submitted to the ‘1 For All’ art show at the Umpqua Valley Arts Center. About 60 artists contributed pieces that will go home with ticketholders attending Saturday night’s fundraiser. ON THE COVER: This collection of paintings by area artists shows a sample of the creations that will be available at ‘1 for All.’ Arts center rep- resentatives hope to raise about $5,000 from Saturday’s gathering. Arts center fundraiser to feature ‘managed excitement’ as patrons select works RYAN IMONDI association members are trying for the first also helping out Douglas County’s communi- The News-Review time. All of the pieces, which have been on ty arts center. exhibit since March, were donated by 59 It costs $100 to buy the privilege of taking he Umpqua Valley Arts Association’s artist to help raise money for the arts center. a piece of art. To ensure first, second, third “1 for All” will close Saturday in an Rather than auctioning or raffling the art, and fourth selections, the prices are respec- uncharacteristic way. After sipping organizers said they wanted to try a less tradi- tively $500, $400, $300 and $200. Henderson wine and admiring the 61 pieces of tional approach that seemed like more fun. said the event could raise roughly $5,000 for Tart in the Hallie Brown Ford Gallery, guests The gallery walls will slowly empty during the nonprofit group, which is always looking will pluck their favorite pieces from the dis- the first-come, first-served event that grants for donations to help fund classes, outreach play and take them home. each ticketholder the rare opportunity to lay programs and its four galleries. Although most galleries would regard such hands on a desired work and transfer it into a “1 for All” committee member Georgia action as theft, arts center staff won’t be call- personal collection. French said the arts association had heard ing the police. Organized looting is all part of Kathy Henderson, the association’s execu- about so-called free for all art shows, but felt the plan. tive director, said “1 for All” is a way for the term “free-for-all” implied a contentious donors to come away with quality art while The show has a fundraising format arts Please see ART,page 9 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 ON THE COVER The News-Review, Page 9

Roseburg take place, but Henderson said Art artist Karen the association has no plans to hold one annually. Asking CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Lawson demonstrates artists to donate time and resources each year is a big atmosphere that didn’t match how to operate the civility usually practiced at request, so hosting this type of ‘Infinite Colors,’ fundraiser every two or three the arts center. a glasswork “We liked the idea of every- years is more reasonable, she kaleidoscope said. one taking home a piece of art, she crafted and but then we tried to figure out a Henderson said she already submitted to considers this first attempt a way people could be more the ‘1 For All’ polite,” she said. success. Watching who takes show and what piece as the gallery is French said she doesn’t want fundraiser at to reveal details on how the slowly emptied will be interest- the Umpqua selection process will go Satur- ing, she said. day, but asserted that planners Valley Arts The Hallie Brown Ford have devised a system that is Center. Gallery won’t stay empty for fair and confrontation-free. long. Association members “It will be managed excite- MICHAEL next week will hang “Art- SULLIVAN/The Works NW,” a juried show that ment,” she said. News-Review One piece that’s off the table opens May 11 and features the is an untitled pastel painting by creations of artists residing in Terrebonne, Ore. artist Dawn the Pacific Northwest. Most pieces are a foot or less participating in the “1 for All” Unlike “1 for All,” art Emerson. Arts center contribu- in size, a request the arts asso- selection process. The evening tor Karen Lawson picked out If you go ... patrons can’t take home pieces ciation made out of respect for also offers music by Dylan catching their eyes. the painting after she pur- the artists’ time, Henderson James, wine, food and an art chased the $500 ticket at the WHAT: Closing reception said. scavenger hunt. March 9 opening reception. for ‘1 for All’ art show, a • You can reach reporter McGee said the association This may be the only time Ryan Imondi at 541-957-4211 Lawson is the only ticketholder fundraiser for the Umpqua Val- has a handful of tickets left, as soon for the curious to experi- or by email at rimondi@nrto- who knows what piece she’ll ley Arts Association WHEN: 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. well as $30 tickets for people ence an event like this. Another day.com. take home, which is the true to attend the reception without “1 for All” fundraiser could excitement of the show, French Saturday WHERE: Umpqua Valley said. Arts Center, 1624 W. Harvard Gallery manager Aleta Ave., Roseburg PLANT & GARDEN McGee said the exceptional ADMISSION: $100 to par- quality of each piece leads her ticipate in ‘1 for All’ art selec- to believe all will be pleased tion, $30 for admission only with the art they’ll take home. INFORMATION: 541-672- “All of (the works) are val- 2532. ued for over $100,” McGee said. The show is a mix of nation- willing to donate resources and ally recognized names such as time to contribute. Emerson, Phil Bates and Ken “ We didn’t have an expecta- Douglas County Roth, along with more county- tion that this needed to be big,” Master Gardeners centered artists who regularly she said. exhibit at the association. All artists are from Califor- McGee said arts center repre- nia, Oregon and Washington Douglas County Fairgrounds, $ 0000 AAdmissiondmission aatt tthehe doordoor sentatives contacted a lengthy and represent a variety of artis- ((underunder 1122 FFree)ree) Roseburg (Exit 123, off I-5) 2 SServiceervice AAnimalsnimals OnlyOnly list of artists when the tic mediums. Works include Raf fundraiser was outlined last multiple painting styles, felted fl es • Vendors • Yard Art • Garden Supplies fall. Almost all of them were art, pottery and mixed media. 1000s of Plants to choose from! Douglas County Juvenile • AnnualsAnnuals • TreesTrees • VeggiesVeggies Meet Lindsay our Dental Hygienist! Department: • PerennialsPerennials • ShrubsShrubs • GrassesGrasses A.J. Snapper • BulbsBulbs • HerbsHerbs • SedumsSedums Fern Bottom Come in for a Ann M. Severson’s Garden Forge Maplewood Nursery Sutherlin Watergardens & Bricks brighter smile! 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Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 FILM REVIEW The News-Review, Page 11 ‘Avengers’ hits big screen with a blast CHRISTY LEMIRE Iron Man, unlimited power, or some AP Movie Critic portrayed such. by Robert The no-nonsense Nick Fury he hype has been Downey Jr., (Samuel L. Jackson), the head building for years and left, and of S.H.I.E.L.D. — which had it couldn’t possibly be Captain been entrusted with the safety more deafening at this America, of said cube — springs into Tpoint. portrayed by action to reacquire it by After a series of summer Chris assembling a dream team of blockbusters that individually Evans,defen superheroes and other sundry introduced Iron Man, The d the earth bad-asses with specialized Incredible Hulk, Thor and against evil skills. Nick gets help in this Captain America, all these in the much- endeavor from his right-hand characters come together anticipated man, Agent Coulson (Clark alongside several other friends ‘The Gregg, once again bringing and foes in “Marvel’s The Avengers.’ some welcome deadpan humor Avengers.” to this outlandish scenario). AP photo Besides Iron Man, Thor and The Avengers Captain America, The Hulk’s Rated PG-13 services are needed because HHH1 the Tesseract exudes a radia- ⁄2 of four who aren’t necessarily comic- away with this whole thing, a still have meatier matters on tion that will help track it, and book aficionados. He also tough feat to pull off in a cast its mind. The Hulk — despite the threat stays true to the characters full of personalities who are And we haven’t even gotten And with director and co- of his gigantic, green volatility while establishing a tone that’s literally larger than life; it just to the plot yet: It’s your basic writer Joss Whedon, they — knows a little something very much his own. As he did goes to show once again how bad-guy-wants-to-take-over- couldn’t be in better hands. about gamma rays. (Ruffalo, with the recent horror hit “The irresistibly charismatic he can the-world kinda thing. But He’s pulled off the tricky feat stepping into the Bruce Banner Cabin in the Woods,” which he be with the right kind of writ- even Whedon seems to recog- of juggling a large ensemble role that Eric Bana and co-wrote and produced, Whe- ing. nize what a hackneyed premise cast and giving everyone a Edward Norton played previ- don has come up with a script But the film’s vibe is never that is, so he has a little fun chance to shine, of balancing ously in the past decade, that’s cheeky and breezy, full smug or off-putting; these are with it. splashy set pieces with sub- brings a sense of wry bemuse- of witty banter and sly pop- still comic book heroes full of The preening, effete Loki stantive ideology. Stuff gets ment and appealing self-depre- culture shout-outs as well as all the torment and introspec- (Tom Hiddleston), the bitter blowed up real good in beauti- cation to this dangerous and self-referential humor, one that tion you’d expect. And for a brother of hunky demigod fully detailed 3-D in “The misunderstood character.) moves with an infectious ener- movie that’s violent as hell, Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Avengers” — the area in and There’s also master assassin gy that (almost) makes you “The Avengers” ends up being descends to Earth from around Grand Central Termi- Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and lose track of its two-and-a- an earnest plea for peace. As in Asgard, which still has a dis- nal, for example, gets obliter- super spy Black Widow (Scar- half-hour running time. the best of its predecessors, the tinctly ‘70s cheesiness about ated beyond recognition in an lett Johansson). exhausting, climactic battle — The back-and-forth between original “Iron Man” from its twinkly sci-fi aesthetic. Robert Downey Jr.’s glib Iron 2008, it’s a reminder that a Once here, he steals the but the film as a whole is Please see ‘AVENGERS’, page 12 never a mess from a narrative Man and Chris Evans’ old- summer blockbuster can be Tesseract, the cosmic blue perspective. school Captain America is glossy and entertaining but cube that gives its bearer Whedon keeps a tight rein electric, while Downey’s more on some potentially unwieldy low-key, philosophical material, and the result is a exchanges with Mark Ruffa- our film that simultaneously lo’s Hulk help give the film CCelebratingelebrating should please purists (one of some intellectual heft. 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bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. DANCES Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to Bobby Vee 541-679-9602. DANCE share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or Calendar WINSTON VFW — 1 and 7 p.m., 541-672-9780. reveals he has VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., FRIDAY OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 Winston. Members and public wel- CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — TRICT No. 10 — Fourth Saturdays, 1 to Alzheimer’s and surprise games. Proceeds go to come. 541-679-4090. Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Rose- 4 p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Wal- ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — charity. 541-459-9154. burg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., nut St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 TUESDAY Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers variety show. Public invited, no charge. Former 1960s teen pop idol W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- teens and young adults a place to Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. Bobby Vee says he’s been open at 5 p.m., bingo at 6:30 p.m. Age burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. dance and hang out under the supervi- COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS — Sec- diagnosed with Alzheimer’s 18 and older. Smoke-free. All paper ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. sion of adults. $5 cover. Food and ond Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., disease. The 69-year-old, born games. Progressive blackout. 541-672- Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 drinks sold. 541-784-8488. Sutherlin Senior Center, 202 E. Central 5627. p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY Ave., Sutherlin. Senior dance. Coffee is Robert Velline in Fargo, N.D., GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide event go to Elks charities and other DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- free. Donations accepted. 541-672- says on his website that he was Community Center, Highway 138. community functions. 541-672-4455. glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg 3160. diagnosed last year. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 Veterans Affairs Medical Center, 913 DANCE CLASSES Vee was catapulted to star- p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541- WEDNESDAY N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Auditorium, 496-3398. SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- Building 16. Free admission. No experi- MONDAY dom after the deaths of Buddy burg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, ence or partners necessary. Dances are BELLY DANCE CLASS — 6:30 p.m., Holly, Ritchie Valens and JP SATURDAY coupons. 541-784-9422. taught. 541-672-5115. Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., “Big Bopper” Richardson in a SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 1959 plane crash en route to E. Central Ave., 7 p.m. Building fund 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. DANCERS — Second and fourth Fri- monthly or $8 per class. 541-459- bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Seniors Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. days, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Med- 7745. Moorhead, Minn. 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If American spending on home net fees and always checks I need you, I’ll call you!’ So I videos rose 2.5 percent to hotel rooms for something he stopped the phone calls to $4.45 billion in the first quar- almost can’t bear to name. guests.” ter as the increasing popularity On the show, which airs NOTHING FANCY: “I real- of subscription streaming Monday nights (10 p.m. ly enjoy three-star, limited plans and Blu-ray discs made ET/PT), Melchiorri advises service hotels like Holiday Inn up for falling DVD sales. hotels on how to improve Express and small boutique That’s according to a report everything from facilities to The Associated Press hotels like Kimptons. You get by the Digital Entertainment service to decor with a goal of Anthony Melchiorri, host of the new show ‘Hotel Impossi- your free Internet, your mini- Group, which is made up of increasing sales. He’s brought ble,’ has been in the hospitality business for 20 years. On the mart, your free breakfast, the Hollywood studios and elec- his in-your-face, can-do assess- show, he advises hotels on improving facilities, service and room has a beautiful mattress. tronics manufacturers. ments to properties ranging decor. It’s everything I need. The It marked the first year-over- from Gurney’s, a historic service is not intrusive but a lot year gain in two quarters. bed, I look for a metal luggage forget that I’m a germaphobe. I beachfront inn in Montauk, of times, I don’t want to deal Blu-ray disc purchases rose N.Y., in the Hamptons, to a rack and put my luggage on can forget that I didn’t want to with anybody.” that.” (Metal repels bed bugs; touch the remote control. If the 23 percent to about $541 mil- boutique hotel, The New York- ONLINE REVIEWS: “I lion, while DVD sales fell they prefer wood.) hotel does its job, and gives me find online reviews to be very er, in Miami’s artsy MiMo dis- about 7 percent to $1.51 bil- trict. This week, he visits the THE ROUTINE: “I bolt the the illusion that it’s perfect, accurate. I use them every sin- door to the room, and if there’s then my defenses go down. But gle day. If there are 100 lion. Purple Orchid in California Spending on rentals fell 25 wine country. an adjoining room, I check the if there’s a dirty hallway or a reviews, then you go through door to make sure that room is light bulb is out or an employ- them, and I always check the percent to $1.18 billion as peo- Melchiorri has been in the ple dropped off Netflix Inc.’s hospitality business for 20 locked. I cannot tell you how ee was rude to me, then my four terrible reviews just to many times people have cootie-ometer is up.” make sure there’s nothing mail-order DVD plan and years and has helped reposition fewer people went to brick- storied Manhattan hotels like walked in on me. I also look in PET PEEVES: Rooms that that’s unacceptable to me. If the Plaza and the Algonquin. the shower, sink and tiles for don’t have enough electrical you’re an educated consumer, and-mortar rental outfits. But he hasn’t lost touch with dirty grout. I can’t get in a outlets; alarm clocks that go off you can make your own deci- Spending at kiosks like Red- what the average traveler expe- shower with dirty grout, not at 4 a.m. because the maid did- sions about whether the person box rose. riences in those first few min- even in my own house. It n’t turn off the previous guest’s who complained about a Spending on digital down- utes in a hotel, and he shared freaks me out. Then I open up setting; hotels that charge for mushy strawberry in the fruit loads, subscription streaming that process with The Associat- the ironing board, I make sure Internet. “The Algonquin Hotel basket should be taken serious-Mservicesot hand evideo-on-demandr’s ed Press. it’s functional, I look to see was famous for hosting a lot of ly. I mean, really? You have offerings rose 74 percent to THE LOBBY: “When I that there’s no water in the iron writers. When Dorothy Parker bigger problems in your life.” $1.22 billion. walk into a hotel, I want the and I put it in a corner of my was sitting there at the Algo- Day illusion that my stay is going to room so it’s ready to use. And nquin Round Table, and she be perfect. I want to see the then I unpack. ... I have a plas- needed a pen, she got a pen for free. Today we write using the fi nd your perfect MMother’sother’s bellman greet me. I want to see tic liner from the drycleaners and I put that in the drawer Internet. Why should I charge that the paint isn’t chipping. I somebody for the Internet if I want the front desk to engage first.” THE EXHALE: “Now that I don’t charge them for a pen?” DayDay me, treat me like a person, so THE PHONE CALL: “I that I know any problem I may know my room is clean, I can have, they will take care of me. By the time I get to the eleva- Single Story Flex Liner FREE tor, I’m already starting to be Spring Boutique Two Story Flex Liner $75 comfortable.” 563 Colonial Road Saturday, May 5 BIGGEST FEAR: “As Roseburg, Oregon soon as I walk in the room, I with the 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. put my luggage in the bath- Purchase room because that’s the safest of any 541.784.3450 • Socks place away from any insects. I 541.784.2386 say insects because I don’t • Scarves even want to use the word. Wood Stove Insert • Gift Certifi cates, etc. Now I inspect the bed. I’m looking at the seams of the mattress and headboard, end Free Bird Nesting Ball with tables, the side of the bed. Let purchase me be clear: Most hotels don’t have bed bugs. I have never …while quantities last found a bed bug in a hotel. But ($8.00 value) I never put my luggage on the bed, ever. And once I realize there’s nothing living in the www.hummingpinesalpacas.com Page 14, The News-Review MUSIC Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 Norah Jones teams with Underwood’s image Santigold Danger Mouse on fine CD overshadows art on CD succeeds DAVID BAUDER Falser words were never spo- Associated Press ken. On “Out On the Road,” she MICHAEL McCALL with newest steps out with determination For The Associated Press orah Jones is rich, beau- and a half tank of gas, only to tiful and has one of the hear a ghostly voice remind her he cover of Carrie effort Nmost gorgeous voices in that she’s got “nowhere to go.” Underwood’s fourth CRISTINA JALERU popular music. None of that Jones, sweet little Norah, tells album illustrates her Associated Press makes her immune to a broken T the subject in “Miriam” that evolution since introducing hen she burst onto heart. Sad for her, good for us. “I’m gonna smile when I take herself as a young Oklahoma Jones channeled her hurt into a the musical stage as your life.” woman with a powerful voice. collaboration with Brian “Dan- a solo artist in 2008, Burton proves an excellent Initially, she came across as W ger Mouse” Burton with 12 Santigold was hailed as a fresh collaborator, the music some- the friendly girl next door, reflections on love gone wrong. times spooky and bass-heavy new voice. It took four years It’s no pick-me-up, obviously. with songs about Jesus and of for her to release her sopho- but also surprisingly sunny in compassion for the less fortu- But Jones does more than wal- spots. If she’s not pushed or more album, but it was well low. She’s angry, defiant, nate, while showing her wit worth the wait. energized, Jones’ music can Carrie Underwood, wounded, all-too-willing to slip with empowering songs about Bold, caustic and original, bore. There are enough good ‘Blown Away’ (19/Arista) back into a bad thing and even getting back at a cheating guy. “Master of My Make-Believe” musical ideas here to keep the The cover of “Blown Away” entertains a murder fantasy — mind from wandering, and it comes from a place of depicts the modern Under- in short, the full range of emo- brings her squarely into con- thoughtfulness and musical tions that anyone feels when a wood as an airbrushed, super- her peers Miranda Lambert knowledge, mixing unusual temporary pop without sound- and Taylor Swift, Underwood serious relationship ends. ing contrived. model heroine, right leg thrust beats with social commentary In the catchy “She’s 22,” out forward from a glamorous hasn’t opened herself to fans about the changing nature of Thematic albums are increas- through songs that reveal her Jones imagines her ex’s life ingly rare these days, good ones gown like Angelina Jolie at the one’s life. Atemporal and uni- with a new lover, ending with Academy Awards. Her opening personality; instead, she’s versal, the album seems to col- rarer still. Jones and Burton pull charged forward with a take- “I’d like to see you happy.” it off. hit, “Good Girl” — slamming lect sounds from the jungle, along to a sneering rock no-prisoners attitude that’s the streets, cartoons or world arrangement — chastises a more about brassy, modern traditions that align perfectly, naive girl for not realizing entertainment than connecting and magnetically. she’s being fooled by a con- with fans on an intimate level. Produced in collaboration niving lover. The title song One of the album’s gentler with a variety of artists-friends tells of an abused daughter songs, “Nobody Ever Told such as Switch, Diplo, David hoping a tornado destroys her You,” sweetly advises a Sitek, Nick Zinner and Greg house — and her father with it. woman she’s a jewel without Kurstin, the record feels Another, “Two Black Cadil- all the glitz and vanity she infused with a variety of per- lacs,” describes how a wife hides behind. Underwood co- sonal styles that together brew and a mistress silently share a wrote the song — and would a magic concoction. deadly secret at the funeral of benefit from taking her song’s Santigold’s voice, the common ingredient of this potion, Paid for by committee to elect Germond their two-faced man. advice. CHECK OUT THIS changes between songs with a We need someone who will be accountable to the voters. 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Open Monday thru Thursday by Appointment • 541-672-0100 of make-believe, even for a lit- www.facebook.com/germondforclerk tle while. 1663 West Harvard Avenue, Roseburg Thursday, May 3, 2012—The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents, Page 15 WEEKDAY MORNING Television grid key 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 $ Stereo broadcast Drain Yoncalla Roseburg % Central DC Closed caption 4,13/CBS 4 8KVAL KVAL News at 6 CBS This Morning Anderson The Price Is Right Young & Restless (N) New broadcast 4.2/This TV 292 Emily Beverly Liberty Movie Varied Programs Movie (EI) Education/Informational 5/NBC 5 5News Today Today Today Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 8/PBS 8 Varied BBC World Wild Kratts Curious Cat in the Super Why Dinosaur Sesame Street Sid Clifford Martha Sit-Be Fit 9/ABC 9 4KEZI-News KEZI-News KEZI-News Good Morning America Live! With Kelly The View Rachael Ray 25/MYTV 11 12 Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. 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Interior Therapy Interior Therapy Varied Programs Co. for April 23-29. Listings CNBC 65 Squawk Squawk on the Street Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs include the week’s ranking and CNN 35 35 Strting Pnt CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom viewership. COM 64 98 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Entourage Daily Show Colbert Comedy Comedy RENO 911! CW 12 14 Paid Prog. The Daily Buzz Steve Wilkos Show The Jeremy Kyle Show Payne Payne 1. “Dancing With the Stars,” DISC 34 30 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Crefl o Doll Paid Prog. J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away Almost, Away Unusual Suspects ABC, 17.62 million. DISN 37 21 Phineas 3rd & Bird Little Gaspard & Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Little Mickey Octonauts E! 57 25 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs 2. “American Idol” (Wednes- ESPN 28 31 SportCtr SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter day), Fox, 16.87 million. 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Is it ever coming Price. Kylie has even been on Elliott (1910-1990); another back? — H.F., Olean, N.Y. the cover of a Babies “R” Us Franklin Delano Jr. (1914- 17. “Once Upon a Time,” A: “Mercy” aired on NBC magazine! She is not related to 1988); and John Aspinwall ABC, 9.2 million. from September 2009 to May Mr. Know-It-All Jimmy Fallon. (1916-1981). We can’t forget 2010; the show was canceled Q: President Franklin D. the Roosevelts’ dog, Fala, who 18. “CSI: NY,” CBS, 9.13 mil- sion commercial with Jimmy lion. because of poor ratings. It Fallon? Are they related? Roosevelt was married in 1905. was the “most photographed starred Michelle Trachtenberg, — D.P., Stevensville, Md. How many children did he dog in the world” during FDR’s 19. “The Voice Results Taylor Schilling and Jaime Lee A: The baby in the Capital have? When were they born, presidency. Show,” NBC, 8.93 million. Kirchner as nurses in Jersey One commercial is named and when did they die? City, N.J. There are no plans to Kylie. According to her Face- — B.R., Peoria, Ill. Send your questions to Mr. 20. “The Amazing Race 20,” bring it back. It is available to book page, she auditioned for A: FDR married Anna Know-It-All at CBS, 8.6 million. purchase on DVD. the commercial when she was Eleanor Roosevelt on March [email protected] or c/o Q: Please tell me who is the 14 months old. Even then, she 17, 1905. They were fifth Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut —Associated Press baby on the Capital One televi- was a veteran in front of the cousins, once removed. St., Kansas City, MO 64106. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 4

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(N) Å Action 4 Life Steps to Christ 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Variety Making Waves Generation of Youth for Christ 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 in Song Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier “First Do According to 30 Rock ’ Å Friends Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce ’ Å 30 Rock “Hiatus” King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother No Harm” Jim ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Jessica Days of our Lives Rafe tells Carrie Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Being irritated, angry or The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Alba; fancy party platters. the truth. (N) ’ Å Jackie Glass Jackie Glass depressed. (N) Å ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting and Lidia’s Italy in Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Travelscope Å 7 KOAC Travel America ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman (DVS) Dog the Bounty Hunter “Father of Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty A&E 24 23 the Bride” Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å “Frog in One” “Plan Bee” Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules “The Princess Diaries”››‡ (2001) Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway. “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”›› (2004) Anne Hathaway. “Executive Decision”››› (1996, Action) Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, John Leguizamo. A team of special agents must “Commando”›› (1985, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A war vet battles “The Matrix Revolutions”››‡ (2003) Keanu Reeves, AMC 68 24 reclaim a hijacked airliner. Å an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. Å Laurence Fishburne. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Too Cute! “Kitten Cottonballs” Fatal Attractions ’ Å Swamp Wars ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Interior Therapy Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Million Dollar CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Celebrity Apprentice ’ Å CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Clueless”››› (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:26) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King FBI: Criminal Pursuit ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest DISC 34 30 Catch Å “WALL-E”›››› (2008, Adventure) Voices of Ben Burtt, (:40) Octonauts A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Elissa Knight. ’ Å (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place ’ Å ’ Å “Split It Up” E! 57 25 E! News The E! True Hollywood Story Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”›‡ (2007) Adam Sandler. Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å To Be Announced NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Philadelphia 76ers. ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) (N) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now First Take Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Boston Celtics. (N) Å FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Home Cooking Best Dishes Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (10:00) “Daredevil”›› (2003) “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”›› (2006) Uma Thurman. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men “Alvin and the Chipmunks”›› (2007) Jason Lee, David Cross. Three “Night at the Museum”››‡ (2006, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Museum exhibits (:15) FXM “Alvin and the Chipmunks”›› (2007) Jason Lee, David Cross. Three FXM 44 singing chipmunks become pop sensations. Å spring to life when the sun goes down. Å Presents Å singing chipmunks become pop sensations. Å HGTV 50 43 Hunters Hunters Int’l Design Wars Showhouse My House My House My House My House Income Prop. Income Prop. Property Bro Property Bro Green Home HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å Marvels HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Yearning” The Waltons “The Boosters” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez “A Knight’s Tale”››‡ (2001, Adventure) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell. ’ Cold Case “Torn” ’ Å Cold Case ’ LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine The Client List Å The Client List “Tough Love” The Client List “Ring True” How I Met How I Met America’s Most Wanted Most Wanted MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Pranked ’ Pranked ’ Pranked ’ Pranked ’ Ridiculous. NAT GEO 73 Border Wars “Storm Surge” Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Wild Justice “Pig Stalkers” Outlaw Bikers Spike Ingrao. Breakout NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu The Penguins Big Time Rush iCarly Å SpongeBob The Penguins Victorious ’ OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Best Ink The Dan Patrick Show The I7 (N) MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Seattle Sounders FC. From CenturyLink Field Volvo Ocean Race The Game 365 Baseball’s Boys in the Hall Mariners All ROOT 38 99 in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Golden Age Access SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing ARCA Racing Series: Talladega. (N) (Live) Trackside At... SPEED Center NASCAR Racing SPIKE 69 38 Gangland “Root of All Evil” Gangland “Killing Snitches” Gangland “Capitol Killers” ’ Gangland “Paid in Blood” ’ Gangland “Hate Nation” ’ Gangland “Code of Conduct” Gangland ’ SYFY 43 40 Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation Dream Machines “Dreamcatcher”›‡ (2003) Thomas Jane Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Friends Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 “Nitpicking” ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Å (10:45) “Green (:45) “Love in the Afternoon”››› (1957) Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper. A Parisian “Wait Until Dark”››› (1967) Audrey Hepburn. A blind woman fends off “The Three Faces of Eve”›››‡ (1957, Drama) TCM 51 26 Mansions” detective’s daughter meets an American playboy. Å intruders looking for a drug-fi lled doll. Å Joanne Woodward, Lee J. Cobb. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Christine” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Gypsy TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Tainted Love” ’ Las Vegas Ed enlists a friend. Leverage Å The Closer “Layover” Å Law & Order “Ego” ’ Law & Order “Performance” Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Level Up TRVL 59 48 Cabin Fever Å Extreme Houseboats Å VIP Alaska Å Alaska Unleashed Å Killer RV Upgrades Å Man v. Food Man v. Food Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “Rope Fever” Gunsmoke “Wonder” Å Bonanza “The Stranger” Bonanza Å Bonanza “The Avenger” M*A*S*H In Plain Sight “The Medal of Mary” In Plain Sight Mary must fi nd her Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Mary’s father returns. father. Å Unit “Name” ’ Å Unit “Alien” ’ Å Unit “Manipulated” ’ Å Unit “Avatar” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 NHL 36 Game On! Kentucky Derby Classics Horse Racing Kentucky Oaks. Sports Talk NHL Live (Live) NHL Hockey Phoenix Coyotes at Nashville Predators. (Live) WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Brain Drain” Å Charmed “Black as Cole” ’ Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls CSI: Miami “Shootout” Å CSI: Miami ’ WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:00) “Boil- (:35) “Nowhere to Run”›› (1993, Action) Jean- (:10) “Resident Evil: Afterlife”›‡ (2010, Horror) Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, (3:50) “The Rock”››› (1996, Action) Sean Connery. Alcatraz Island terror- (:10) “Tak- ENC 642 710 ing Point”›› Claude Van Damme. ’ Å Kim Coates. ’ Å ists threaten to gas San Francisco. ’ Å ers”››‡ Breaking the “Surviving Christmas”›‡ (2004, Comedy) Ben Affl eck, “Date Night”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Steve “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Weigh-In Live: HBO 500 600 Huddle James Gandolfi ni. ’ Å Carell, Tina Fey. ’ Å Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. ’ Å Mayweather (11:30) “Route 30” (2008) Curtis “Personal Velocity”››› (2002) Voice of John “29 Palms”›‡ (2002, Crime Drama) Rachael Leigh (:15) “The Eclipse”››› (2009, Drama) Ciarán Hinds, (:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› SHO 600 660 Armstrong. ’ Å Ventimiglia, Kyra Sedgwick. ’ Å Cook, Keith David. Premiere. Aidan Quinn. ’ Å (2010) ’ Å (11:15) “Griff the Invisible”››‡ (12:50) “Street Racer” (2008, Action) Clint Browning, (:20) “New York Stories”››‡ (1989) Nick Nolte. Three by Martin “Super Size Me”››› (2004) A fi lmmaker eats food (:10) “The TMC 620 690 (2010) Premiere. Dorothy Drury. Premiere. ’ Å Scorsese, Francis Coppola, Woody Allen. ’ Å from McDonald’s for 30 days. ’ Burning Plain” Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, MAY 4 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla

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(N) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å state’s rough-and-tumble mining season, 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Oregon Field Greener Art in the Twenty-First “Made in India”››› Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy three families battle time, weather and 8 KSYS Week (N) Guide World Century “Balance” (N) ’ (2010, Documentary) Now! mechanical breakdowns in an effort to 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Shark Tank An innovative (:01) Primetime: What 20/20 ’ Å KEZI 9 News (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- strike it rich. 9 4 Å ’ ’ Å ’ KEZI ment ’Night (N) shoe accessory. (N) Would You Do? line (N) mel Live 8 p.m. on KEZI 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil The family of Deborah The Dr. Oz Show Health Monk Monk and Sharona Monk A death-row inmate is My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 Shark Tank KEVU 700 Club Flores-Narvaez. questions. (N) ’ Å pretend to be married. ’ murdered. ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond Wheels play a prominent role in this (:00) 3ABN It Is Written Mission Feature Pres. Feature Pres. Better Life On Tour His Harvest Is Ready Variety In Search of Praise! 30/IND 21 Today Stories the Truth new episode, which finds the sharks hearing pitches from the inventor of Roll- 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- Two and a The Finder A mob boss needs Fringe Facing off with David Fox News at Two and a (:05) Family Everybody- American 13 11 erblades, who has created an innovative ’ Å sons Å Half Men Walter’s help. (N) Robert Jones. (N) 10 (N) Half Men Guy Å Raymond Dad Å KLSR monorail bike system; a California man 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Who Do You Think You Grimm A wealthy matriarch Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 ’ Å ’ Å who’s invented a custom air mattress for KTCW Theory Theory Are? “Rashida Jones” dies. (N) With Jay Leno pickup trucks; and a Dallas entrepreneur 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Midsomer Murders “Blue Masterpiece Classic “Birdsong” Lovers are torn Heart PBS News- 7 ’ ’ Å Å with a customized cruiser bike business. KOAC Business Week (N) night Herrings” apart by World War I. Hour They also hear from a woman with a line Duck Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage of accessories that can turn any shoes A&E 24 23 Dynasty Å Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas into boots. ABC FAM 40 32 “Where the Wild Things Are”››› (2009, Fantasy) “Meet the Parents”››› (2000) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. The 700 Club Å Prince 8 p.m. on CW (5:00) “The Matrix Revolutions”››‡ “Collateral Damage”›‡ (2002, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A fi reman “The Chronicles of Riddick”›› (2004) Vin Diesel. A fugitive Nikita AMC 68 24 (2003) Keanu Reeves. Å goes after the terrorist who killed his family. Å fi ghts an invading ruler and his army. Å ’ Å ’ ’ Å With the threat from Percy’s (Xan- ANPL 49 47 Monsters Swamp Wars Swamp Wars Whale Wars Frozen Planet Whale Wars Frozen P. der Berkeley) nuclear weapons plan BRAVO 62 46 Million Million Dollar Listing Don’t Be Don’t Be “The Wedding Planner”›› (2001) Jennifer Lopez. “The Wedding Planner”›› (2001) intensifying, Ryan (Noah Bean) wants CNBC 65 Apprentice The Costco Craze: Inside Mad Money The Celebrity Apprentice “Jingle All the Way Home” Ninja! Paid Prog. Hang Ups to go to Morgan Kendrick (Brian Howe), CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Mayweather the director of the CIA. Michael (Shane COM 64 98 Colbert Rep Sunny Sunny Tosh.0 Tosh.0 The Comedy Awards Playlist Nominees from this year’s Comedy Awards. (N) Tosh.0 West) thinks it’s a great idea, but Nikita CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Nikita “Dead Drop” (N) Supernatural (N) Å Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show (Maggie Q) is opposed, and she’s right (:00) Deadli- Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch The American Guns ’ Å Deadliest Catch The American to be: It turns out that Kendrick and Percy DISC 34 30 est Catch exhausted crews dig deep. exhausted crews dig deep. Guns Å are connected. Sean (Dillon Casey) is shot by Percy’s men in the new episode Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Jessie (N) Phineas and Shake It A.N.T. Farm Austin & Good Luck A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 Charlie ’ Charlie ’ Charlie ’ ’ Å Ferb Up! Å ’ Å Ally Å Charlie ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å “Dead Drop.” E! 57 25 The Soup E! News (N) Fashion Star Sex-City Sex-City Fashion Police (N) Chelsea Lat E! News 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX NBA Basketball: Bulls at NBA Basketball First-Round, Game 3. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Basket- Grimm ESPN 28 31 76ers (Live) Å ball Hank and Nick (Russell Hornsby, Da- ESPN2 27 49 Basketball Boxing To Be Announced NBA Baseball Tonight (N) E:60 vid Giuntoli) investigate when a wealthy FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) woman meets a mysterious end after FOOD 72 50 Diners Best Thing Best Thing Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners her stepdaughter loses everything in a Ponzi scheme. Juliette (Bitsie Tulloch) FX 31 45 Two Men “Iron Man”››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. The Ultimate Fighter Live “Iron Man”››› (2008, Action) ››‡ ›› ›› seeks the truth about how Nick’s own “Night at the Museum” (2006, Comedy) Ben Stiller, (:43) FXM “Meet Dave” (2008) Eddie Murphy. Tiny aliens arrive on “Meet Dave” (2008, Comedy) Eddie parents died in the new episode “Hap- FXM 44 Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke. Å Presents Earth in a manlike spaceship. Å Murphy, Elizabeth Banks. Å pily Ever Aftermath.” Silas Weir Mitchell HGTV 50 43 Green Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Million Dollar Rooms Curb Appeal Giveaway Hunters Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Curb also stars. HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Å American Pickers Å 101 Gadgets That Changed the World Å (:01) The Universe Å Pickers ’ ’ ’ ’ 9 p.m. on CW HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls Supernatural ION 15 20 Cold Case Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “Devil Music” Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “Wunderkind” Flashpoint ’ Å Flashpoint Castiel (Misha Collins) awakens from LIFE 23 Wanted America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted America’s Most Wanted Wanted 29 his coma, and Meg (Rachel Miner) calls MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup Lockup Lockup: Raw Lockup Lockup Lockup Sam and Dean (Jared Padalecki, Jensen ’ ’ ››› ’ MTV 26 17 Strangers Substitute Ridiculous. Pauly D Pauly D Punk’d Punk’d “Baby Boy” (2001) Tyrese Gibson, Omar Gooding. Ackles) to give them the news. The broth- NAT GEO 73 Breakout Goldfathers Outlaw Bikers Breakout Goldfathers Wild Justice Gold Town ers believe that a teenager named Kevin NICK 71 39 Victorious SpongeBob Fred Korra Korra George George Friends ’ Friends ’ Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Friends ’ (Osric Chau), who became a prophet OXY 61 Best Ink Best Ink “Purrfect Ink” “Jeepers Creepers 2”›› (2003) Ray Wise. Å “Jeepers Creepers”››‡ (2001) Gina Philips. House ’ after being struck by lightning, holds the Mariners MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners Mariners All The Dan Patrick Show MLB Base- key to defeating the Leviathans, but two ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Access ball archangels stand in their way in the new SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing ARCA Racing Series: Talladega. Trackside The Grid Auto Racing Rolex Sports Car Series: Homestead. episode “Reading Is Fundamental.” SPIKE 69 38 Gangland “Jurassic Park”›››‡ (1993, Science Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. ’ “Jurassic Park III”››‡ (2001) Sam Neill. ’ Gangland 9 p.m. on USA SYFY 43 40 (5:00) “Dreamcatcher”›‡ (2003) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Dream Machines Total Blackout Lost Girl ’ Fairly Legal The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å House of House of House of House of “Ocean’s Thirteen”››› (2007) George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon. Danny Kate and Ben (Sarah Shahi, Ryan TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Payne Payne Payne Payne Ocean and his gang seek to right a wrong. Å Johnson) confront their romantic feelings (:45) “12 Angry Men”›››› (1957, Drama) Henry Fonda, “They Came to Rob Las Vegas”›‡ (1969, Action) Gary Lockwood. Infi ghting “They Live”››‡ (1988, Science Fiction) Roddy for each other when she asks him to help TCM 51 26 Lee J. Cobb, Ed Begley. Å erupts when gangsters try to rob an armored car. Piper, Keith David. Å her with a prison mediation. Leo (Baron TLC 42 41 Gypsy Gypsy Wedding Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Gypsy Wedding Say Yes Say Yes Gypsy Vaughn) talks Lauren (Virginia Williams) TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Virtue” ’ “Braveheart”›››‡ (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. Å Mayweather Braveheart into taking a copyright case on his behalf in the new episode “Ripple of Hope.” TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure NinjaGo Cartoon Planet King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Å Å Å Å Å Agnes Bruckner and Wendy Crewson TRVL 59 48 Ghost Adv. Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files (N) Ghost Adventures Ghost Adv. guest star. TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Fairly Legal Kate enlists Ben’s In Plain Sight An unexpected Suits Harvey must work a case Fairly Legal 10 p.m. on KPIC USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Anchor” ’ Victims Unit “Users” ’ help. (N) Å family reunion. with Louis. Å Å Blue Bloods VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Live Sports Talk Hockey IIHF World Championships: USA vs. France. Poker After Dark Å Darts Free Money Danny and Jackie (Donnie Wahlberg, WE 185 120 CSI: Miami CSI: Miami “Identity” ’ CSI: Miami Plane crash. CSI: Miami Skateboarder. Ghost Whisperer Å Bridezillas Å Bridezillas Jennifer Esposito) investigate the death of a high-rolling investor who was sup- WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama posedly in a fight but has no marks on (:10) “Takers”››‡ (2010, Action) Matt Dillon, “Philadelphia”››› (1993) Tom Hanks. Fired by his fi rm, (:10) “Army of Darkness”››‡ (1992) (:35) “Resident Evil: ENC 642 710 his hands. Frank (Tom Selleck) places Paul Walker. ’ Å lawyer with AIDS fi ghts back. ’ Å Bruce Campbell. ’ Å Afterlife”›‡ (2010) ’ Jamie (Will Estes) under house arrest 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- Weigh-In Ricky Life’s Too Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher Ricky when the Sanfinos put out a hit on his HBO 500 600 weather weather weather weather Live Gervais Short Å ’ Å ’ Å Gervais undercover alter ego, Jimmy Riordan, (5:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› (2010, “The Green Mile”›››‡ (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A (:15) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison, in the new episode “Collateral Damage.” SHO 600 660 Drama) Pierce Brosnan. ’ Å guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. ’ Phillip Marlett. Premiere. ’ Å Frank Whaley (“Pulp Fiction”) guest stars (:10) “The Burning Plain”››‡ (2008) “Red”››‡ (2010) Bruce Willis. The CIA targets a team of former “The Rock”››› (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Premiere. Alcatraz Island as a former corrupt cop now working as 620 TMC 690 Charlize Theron. ’ Å agents for assassination. ’ Å terrorists threaten to gas San Francisco. ’ a private eye. Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 5

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) CBS This Morning (N) ’ Å Doodlebops Å Doodlebops Å Busytown Busytown Danger Rang- Horseland ’ Bull Riding PGA Tour 2012: Portraits (N) Å 4 8 KPIC (DVS) (DVS) Mysteries Mysteries ers (EI) (EI) Å 4.2/This TV (:00) “Puss in Boots”››‡ (1988, Fantasy) Christopher Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Dino Squad ’ Dino Squad ’ “One More Time”››‡ (1970) Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford. Nightclub 292 KPIC Walken, Jason Connery. Å Adventures Mysteries ard Scarry ard Scarry (EI) Å (EI) Å owners get involved in international intrigue. 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde. (N) ’ Å Babar “Kings of Zula Patrol ’ Shelldon ’ Jane and the NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Washington Capitals. Eastern Conference Semifi nal, game 4. 5 5 KOBI Report the Castle” (EI) Å (EI) Å Dragon (EI) From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (N) ’ (Live) Å 8/PBS Introduction to Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat J. Bird’s Blue SciGirls “Going Scrapbook Allen Smith’s The Victory Woodsmith This Old House Ask This Old Hometime (N) Å 8 KSYS Biology Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot World Green” ’ Memories Garden Home Garden “Hot” Shop Å Å House Å 9/ABC Tummy Tuck Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å Jack Hanna’s Ocean Myster- Born to Explore Sea Rescue ’ Everyday Food for Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å 9 4 KEZI ration tures Countdown ies (N) (EI) Å Health Å Thought 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report (N) Å Over 55 With Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime Å Homes & Great P. Allen Smith In-Style’s 11 12 KEVU Joint Pain? TV Å Estates Gardens Breakthrough Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour Eleventh Hour Evidence Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Paid Program Tracy Anderson Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å The Real Win- Animal Rescue Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Crossfi re World Outreach 13 11 KLSR ning Edge (EI) Å 46/NBC Paid Program Today Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde. (N) ’ Å Zula Patrol ’ Shelldon ’ Jane and the Babar “Kings of NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Washington Capitals. Eastern Conference Semifi nal, game 4. 6 KTCW (EI) Å (EI) Å Dragon (EI) the Castle” From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (N) ’ (Live) Å 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street “Inspired by 4” Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff The Victory Allen Smith’s Sewing With It’s Sew Easy 7 KOAC ington Å ’ Å Inspector 4 arrives. ’ (EI) Å (DVS) Knows a Lot (DVS) Company Ruffman Garden “Hot” Garden Home Nancy Å “Home Decor” Teeter Hang Paid Program WEN Hair Care Celebrity House Celebrity House Flip This House Paul and Than put Flip This House The team tries to fl ip Fix This Yard Å Fix This Yard Flipping Boston Weather threatens a A&E 24 23 Ups Hunting Hunting Joe in charge. Å a rundown duplex. (N) Å condo conversion. ABC FAM 40 32 Paid Program Paid Program New Keurig Boy World “Cats & Dogs”›› (2001, Comedy) Jeff Goldblum. Premiere. “The Little Vampire”›› (2000, Adventure) Jonathan Lipnicki. Wild Thgs “Chronicles- The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å “Man Without a Star”››› (1955, Western) Kirk AMC 68 24 Ridd” “The Sister” “The Gaucho” “The Pet” Douglas, Jeanne Crain, Claire Trevor. ANPL 49 47 Frozen Planet Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Human Planet “Deserts” ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Too Cute! Kittens ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program The Celebrity Apprentice Writing and performing a jingle. ’ Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After Bethenny Ever After CNBC 65 Lose 30Lbs Show Us Sexy Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hoover Wind Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Insanity! CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Wealth-Risk Paid Program Insanity! Paid Program Cindy C “Wayne’s World”››‡ (1992, Comedy) Mike Myers. Å “The Ex”› (2006, Comedy) Zach Braff, Amanda Peet. Å CW 12 14 WEN Hair TBA TBA Cubix: Robots Cubix: Robots Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Zex Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Tai Chi Chase Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Get Better Insanity Work- The Perfect Pain-free Hair WEN Hair Care Paid Program Paid Program MythBusters ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å DISC 34 30 Water! out! Å Yard ’ Å Removal ’ ’ Å ’ Å Phineas and Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Doc McStuffi ns Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks ’ Å Jessie ’ Å A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse ’ ’ Å Clubhouse ’ Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å ’ Å E! 57 25 Look Younger Paid Program Cindy C Fashion Star Fashion Police Ice-Coco Ice-Coco E! News (N) The Soup Khloe (:00) SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NBA Count- NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å down (N) Orlando Magic. (N) ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer NFL Live Å SportsNation Å E:60 College Baseball South Carolina at Arkansas. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cook for Real Big Daddy’s Secrets Minute Meals Mexican-Easy Pioneer Wo. Best Dishes Trisha’s Sou. Contessa Giada-Home FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”›› (2006) Uma Thurman. How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men (4:30) “Son of (:10) “A Royal Scandal”››‡ (1945) Tallulah Bankhead. Catherine the “The Mudlark”››‡ (1951, Drama) Irene Dunne, Alec Guinness. An English “An Affair to Remember”››› (1957, Romance) Cary Grant. A sea cruise FXM 44 Fury”››‡ Great promotes a handsome young soldier. waif tries to meet Queen Victoria. unites a playboy and an ex-nightclub singer. Å HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Cindy C Paid Program Holmes Inspection ’ Å Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Property Bro Property Bro Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Hse Crash HIST 41 34 Free Money Perfect Yard Insanity! Heavy Metal “B26 Marauder!” Top Gear “Death Valley” Top Gear “Continental Divide” Top Gear Å Top Gear Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls “Class”›››‡ (2010, Drama) Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. Å ION 15 20 Knife Landscaping Paid Program International Paid Program Paid Program Nopalea with Paid Program WEN Hair Paid Program Paid Program Atmosphere Paid Program LIFE 23 29 Nopalea with WEN Hair Paid Program Tummy Tuck New Keurig Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cindy C Old Christine Old Christine MSNBC 54 44 (:00) Up W/Chris Hayes (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) Hooked: Tattoos Head to Toe MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Inside Punk’d Money Strang. Pauly D Pauly D Pauly D 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 Anderson Shark Men “Tiger Bait” Wicked Tuna Wicked Tuna “Size Matters” Dawn of the Nazis Dawn of the Nazis Hunting Hitler’s Generals NICK 71 39 TBA Barnyard The Penguins T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Fairly OddParents Å SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Fred Fred OXY 61 Sexy Abs New Keurig Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Sit & Workout! Best Ink “Face Off” Å Best Ink Pet-themed tattoos. Snapped “Donna Yaklich” Snapped Ten Binion. Å College Going To The Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Eat Yourself Over 55 With P90X Revolu- Landscaping Extreme Weight The Perfect College Softball Arizona at UCLA. ROOT 38 99 Baseball Bathroom? Skinny! Joint Pain? tion! Secrets Loss Yard (Taped) SPEED 58 53 Gearz Gearz Classic Car Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Performance Trackside At... NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Qualifying. (N) (Live) Celebrity SPIKE 69 38 Going Often? Hair Loss Paid Program Paid Program WEN Hair Weight Loss Insanity! Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 Stargate Univ. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hoover Twin Weight Loss Twilight Zone Total Blackout Alice A woman tries to escape Wonderland. Married... With Married... With Married... With My Name Is My Name Is My Name Is My Name Is According to Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear Parent- Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ Children ’ Earl ’ Å Earl ’ Å Earl Å Earl Å Jim ’ Å ing critique. “The Wasp (:15) “Rodan”›› (1957, Science Fiction) Kenji Sawara, (:45) “Boston Blackie Booked on Suspicion”›› Perils of Pauline (:15) “River of No Return”››› (1954) Robert Mitchum. Raft passengers TCM 51 26 Woman”›‡ Yumi Shirakawa. Å (1945) Chester Morris. face rapids, outlaws and hostile natives. TLC 42 41 Better H20 Weight Loss Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Moving Up 1970s-style home. Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å TNT 36 42 Law & Order TNT Preview Law & Order “Veteran’s Day” Law & Order “America, Inc.” Law & Order “Past Imperfect” Rizzoli & Isles Å The Closer Å Friday Night TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice MAD Level Up TRVL 59 48 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum Big Beef Paradise Å Deep Fried Å Man v. Food Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Home Imp. Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ (:12) Three’s Company Å 3’s Company The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Hap. Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home Paid Program Monk Monk and Sharona pretend to Paid Program Insanity! Paid Program Fat Loss for Cheers “A Ditch “Casino Royale”››› (2006, Action) Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen. James Bond USA 45 15 be married. Å Food Lovers in Time” plays poker with a man who fi nances terrorists. Å VS. 47 422 Hank Parker Fishing/Martin Bill Dance Angling Edge Bass 2 Billfi sh Kentucky Derby Prep Coverage of the day’s undercard races from Louisville, Ky. (N) WE 185 120 Cindy C Lose 30lbs New Keurig Disney’s Dream Weddings “The First Wives Club”››› (1996, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. “Two Weeks Notice”››‡ (2002) Sandra Bullock. WGN-A 14 Paid Program Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:25) “Vertigo”›››› (1958) James Stewart, Kim Novak. A detective with a (:35) “Pokémon Heroes”›› (2003) Voices of (8:50) “13 Going on 30”››› (2004) Jennifer (:35) “Twister”››› (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill ENC 642 710 fear of heights falls for his quarry. ’ Å Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis. ’ Å Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Judy Greer. ’ Å Paxton, Cary Elwes. ’ Å (4:30) “Mac- “Black Sheep”›‡ (1996, Comedy) Chris Farley, David “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive”› (2006, Action) Devon Aoki, 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- Weigh-In Live: “Torque”›› HBO 500 600 Gruber” (2010) Spade, Tim Matheson. ’ Å Jaime Pressly. ’ Å weather/Cotto weather/Cotto weather/Cotto weather/Cotto Mayweather (2004) ’ Å (4:05) “The (:15) “Barbershop”››‡ (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. A barbershop owner “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010, Comedy-Drama) Josh Hopkins, (:45) “Air Force One”››› (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman. A terrorist and his SHO 600 660 Ghost Writer” considers selling his establishment. ’ Rachel Kitson. ’ Å gang hijack the U.S. president’s plane. ’ Å (:00) “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” “Doom Runners”›› (1997, Fantasy) Tim Curry, Lea “Jr. Detective Agency” (2009, Comedy) Luke Perry, M. “Danny Deckchair”››‡ (2003, Comedy) Rhys Ifans, (:15) “Blind Faith”››› (1998) TMC 620 690 (2008) Dougray Scott. ’ Å Moreno, Bradley Pierce. ’ Å Emmet Walsh, Jacob Hays. ’ Å Miranda Otto, Justine Clarke. ’ Charles S. Dutton. ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 5

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) Å Natural Advan- WHADDYADO Paid Program Laura McKen- Wheel of Jeopardy! Å News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC tage (EI) Å zie’s Traveler Fortune Å 4.2/This TV “The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming”›››‡ (1966) Carl Reiner, Eva “Great Balls of Fire!”››› (1989, Biography) Dennis Quaid. The life and “Running Scared”››› (1986) Gregory Hines. Two detectives are given 30 292 KPIC Marie Saint. A Soviet sub runs aground off Nantucket. Å career of ’50s rock ’n’ roller Jerry Lee Lewis. Å days to nab a cocaine smuggler. Å 5/NBC NHL Hockey New York Rangers at 138th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville. (N) ’ (Live) Å Dean Martin- The Green Dog Tales ’ NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Washington Capitals. (N) Roasts Economy (EI) Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS Woodwright’s MotorWeek Oil Painting Best of Joy of Sewing With Martha’s Sew- Love of Quilting John Besh’s America’s Test Curiosity Quest b organic with California’s The Lawrence 8 KSYS Shop Å “Infi niti JX” ’ Painting Nancy Å ing Room New Orleans Kitchen michele Gold Å Welk Show 9/ABC (:15) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (N) (Live) Cars.TV ’ Å Steel Dreams Å Today’s Hom- The Insider (N) KEZI 9 News ABC World KEZI 9 News at 9 4 KEZI eowner ’ Å (N) Å News 6pm (N) 25/MYTV Paid Program The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers Å Tim McCarver Word & Spirit Paid Program Paid Program TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- 11 12 KEVU Athlete Å Journal Show Church lywood (N) ’ Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word 33/FOX MLB Player FOX Baseball MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (N Subject to Blackout) Friends ’ Å Betty Snowden UFC: Miller vs. Diaz (N) ’ (Live) Å 13 11 KLSR Poll Å Pregame ’ (Live) Å 46/NBC NHL Hockey New York Rangers at 138th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville. (N) ’ (Live) Å Grey’s Anatomy Derek takes The Closer “Blindsided” Fritz meets Chris Matthews 6 KTCW Washington Capitals. (N) Cristina on a fi shing trip. ’ Brenda’s father. Å Show 51/PBS Love of Quilting Quilting Arts Å Essential America’s Test Cook’s Country MotorWeek Woodwright’s Woodsmith Hometime (N) Å Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show 7 KOAC (DVS) Pépin ’ Kitchen “Infi niti JX” ’ Shop Å Shop Å House Å Å “Yankee Doodle Dandy.” Flipping Boston The partners can’t Flipping Boston House buyers clash Flipping Boston A new partner Flipped Off Russell Hantz fl ips homes Shipping Wars Shipping Shipping Shipping Shipping A&E 24 23 get on the same page. with a nosy neighbor. promises a sweet deal. Å in Houston. Å “Baja or Bust” Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å ABC FAM 40 32 (11:30) “Where the Wild Things Are”››› “Meet the Parents”››› (2000, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field. “Man Without “Joe Kidd”››› (1972) Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall. A man becomes “Jeremiah Johnson”››› (1972, Adventure) Robert Redford, Will Geer, Stefan Gierasch. A “Earthquake”›› (1974, Suspense) Charlton Heston, AMC 68 24 a Star”››› caught in a Mexican-American range war. Å 19th-century adventurer moves to the Rocky Mountains. Å Ava Gardner, George Kennedy. Å ANPL 49 47 Too Cute! Puppies ’ Å Too Cute! “Kitten Dolls” ’ Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! ’ Å Genesis Awards 2012 (N) ’ Too Cute! “Kitten Cottonballs” Too Cute! ’ BRAVO 62 46 Interior Therapy Interior Therapy Interior Therapy Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Don’t Be Tar. CNBC 65 Paid Program Show Us Sexy Hoover Twin Paid Program Cindy C WEN Hair Paid Program Paid Program Money in Mot. Princess ’ American Greed Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Newsroom Sanjay Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Always Sunny Always Sunny Always Sunny Always Sunny Kevin Hart 30 Rock “Clueless”››› (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Å “I Spy”›› (2002) Eddie Murphy. Premiere. CW 12 14 Big World Hollywood Heartland “Dark Horse” ’ “Catch That Kid”›‡ (2004, Adventure) Kristen Stewart. Å “The Grudge 2”›‡ (2006, Horror) Amber Tamblyn. Å ’Til Death ’ American Chopper ’ Å Moonshiners ’ Å Moonshiners ’ Å Moonshiners ’ Å Moonshiners ’ Å Sons of Guns ’ Å Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian”››› (2008) Georgie Henley. Premiere. The Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Jessie “Used Austin & Ally DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Pevensie children fi nd Narnia in the grip of civil war. ’ Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Karma” Å ’ Å E! 57 25 Khloe Khloe Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Pseudo-celebrities. Death in Paradise E! News The Voice Eight vocalists compete. ’ Å (11:00) NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Orlando NBA Basketball Memphis Grizzlies at Los Angeles Clippers. First-Round, game 3. From Staples SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Los Angeles Galaxy. ESPN 28 31 Magic. (N) (Live) Å Center in Los Angeles. (N) (Live) Å (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 College Baseball College Softball Florida at Alabama. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NHRA Drag Racing Boxing FNC 32 27 The Five America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Chopped “Time & Space” Cupcake Wars Chopped All-Stars Sweet Genius “Baby Genius” Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Restaurant FX 31 45 Two/Half Men “Wild Hogs”›‡ (2007) Tim Allen. Four friends take a motorcycle road trip. “Spider-Man 2”››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. X-Men: Last “Dog Park”››‡ (1998) Natasha Henstridge. Canines are the common “Me, Myself & Irene”›‡ (2000, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger, Chris Cooper. A cop’s “There’s Something About Mary”››‡ (1998, Romance-Comedy) FXM 44 denominator in a tale of ’90s dating. Å two personalities fi ght over the same woman. Å Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller. Å HGTV 50 43 Hse Crash Bath Crashers Room Cr. Million Dollar Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å Curb/Block Curb Appeal Hunters HIST 41 34 Top Gear “Rut’s Show” Å Modern Marvels Å Modern Marvels Å It’s Good to Be President Facets of being commander-in-chief. American Pickers Å Amer. Pickers HLMRK 87 “A Kiss at Midnight”›› (2008, Romance) Faith Ford. Å “Falling in Love With the Girl Next Door”›› (2006) Å “Front of the Class” (2008, Docudrama) Patricia Heaton. Å Follow-Stars ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program “Baby Boom”››› (1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis. ’ “The Pelican Brief”››› (1993, Suspense) Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington. ’ Psych Å LIFE 23 29 The Client List “Tough Love” The Client List “Ring True” “A Family Lost” (2007) Cynthia Gibb, Daniel Roebuck. Å “Night of Terror” (2006) Mitzi Kapture, Nick Mancuso. Å Home MSNBC 54 44 Hooked: Muscle Women My Mother’s Garden “Talhotblond”››‡ (2009) Lockup “Inside Alaska” Lockup Lockup: Raw Santa Rosa MTV 26 17 Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Made “Ladies Man: Josh” (N) Made (N) ’ Made “Girly Girl: Jamie” (N) Made (N) ’ Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Dance Crew NAT GEO 73 42 Ways to Kill Hitler Hitler’s Hidden City Nazi Supership Nazi Secret Weapons Hitler’s Stealth Fighter Shark Men “Coming Unglued” Wicked Tuna NICK 71 39 Power SpongeBob Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ OXY 61 “The Skeleton Key”››‡ (2005) Kate Hudson. Å “Jeepers Creepers 2”›› (2003, Horror) Ray Wise. Å “Jeepers Creepers”››‡ (2001, Horror) Gina Philips. Å Charlies (11:00) College Softball Arizona College Baseball Stanford at Oregon State. (N) (Live) Action Sports World Champion- Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball ROOT 38 99 at UCLA. (Taped) ships Access Pregame (Live) SPEED 58 53 Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Truth in 24 Test Drive Dumbest Stuff Monster Jam (N) SPEED Center On the Edge AMA Pro Racing Infi neon. AMA Racing SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! (N) ’ MuscleCar ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction “Jurassic Park III”››‡ (2001, Adventure) Sam Neill. ’ Day-Tomorrow SYFY 43 40 (10:30) Alice Alice A woman tries to escape Wonderland. Å “Signs”››› (2002, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix. Å “Land of the Lost”›‡ (2009) Will Ferrell. “National Security”›› (2003) Martin Lawrence, Steve Zahn. Two feuding “The Whole Nine Yards”››‡ (2000) Bruce Willis. A former mob hit man The King of The King of Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å TBS 33 10 security guards go after murderous thieves. Å becomes a meek dentist’s neighbor. Å Queens Å Queens Å “Captain Horatio Hornblower”››› (1951) Gregory Peck. A British “The Bridge on the River Kwai”›››› (1957, War) William Holden, Alec Guinness, Sessue Hayakawa. A British “Camille”›››‡ (1936, Romance) Greta Garbo, Robert TCM 51 26 seaman risks lives to save England’s harbors. Å colonel builds a bridge for his Japanese captor. Å Taylor. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 Undercover Boss ’ Å Undercover Boss “Synagro” Undercover Boss ’ Å Undercover Boss “NASCAR” Undercover Boss ’ Å Undercover Boss “Chiquita” Undercover TNT 36 42 (11:30) “Friday Night Lights”››› (2004) Billy Bob Thornton. “Stomp the Yard”››‡ (2007) Columbus Short, Ne-Yo. Å NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. TOON 63 33 NinjaGo NinjaGo “Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico” Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Wrld, Gumball TRVL 59 48 Man v Food Man v Food Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Mexico Beaches Å Top 10 Mexican Resorts Hotel TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Good Times Good Times Jeffersons Jeffersons “Stir Crazy”››› (1980, Comedy) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. Premiere. (9:30) “Casino (:37) “Quantum of Solace”››‡ (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. James Bond NCIS “Pop Life” A female petty offi cer NCIS “Probie” McGee kills a man while NCIS “Dog Tags” Abby risks her career NCIS “Caged” USA 45 15 Royale”››› seeks revenge for the death of Vesper Lynd. Å is found dead. ’ on assignment. ’ to save a dog. ’ ’ Å VS. 47 422 (8:00) Kentucky Derby Prep NHL 36 MLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Seattle Sounders FC. (N) (Live) Kentucky Hockey IIHF World Championships: Canada vs. USA. WE 185 120 Two Weeks “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisp. WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos (10:35) “Takers”››‡ (2010, Action) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. Skilled thieves plan the (:20) “True Lies”››› (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold. A (4:50) “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995, Action) ENC 642 710 “Twister” ’ biggest heist of their careers. ’ Å man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. Å Jackie Chan, Anita Mui. ’ Å (11:30) “Torque”›› (2004) Martin “Water for Elephants”››‡ (2011) Reese Witherspoon. An orphaned “One Day”››‡ (2011) Anne Hathaway. Premiere. For two decades, two Fight Day Now! Mayweather/ (:15) Veep ’ Å HBO 500 600 Henderson. ’ Å veterinary student joins a traveling circus. ’ friends reunite on July 15 each year. ’ Å Cotto (N) ’ (Live) Å “Powder”››‡ (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. An albino outcast pos- “Barbershop”››‡ (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Anthony (:45) “The Green Mile”›››‡ (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an SHO 600 660 sesses amazing mental powers. ’ Å Anderson. ’ inmate has a supernatural power to heal. ’ (11:15) “Blind Faith”››› (1998) Charles S. Dutton, (:20) “The Joy Luck Club”›››‡ (1993) Rosalind Chao. Chinese-American (:40) “Barry Munday”›› (2010, Comedy-Drama) (:15) “The Lucky Ones”››‡ (2008, Drama) Rachel TMC 620 690 Courtney B. 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(N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Field in Portland, Ore. Mariners shockingly fresh and unmannered 58 AMA Race AMA Supercross Racing Las Vegas. From Sam Boyd Stadium, Las Vegas. (N) (Live) AMA Supercross Racing Las Vegas. today — in George Cukor’s lavish, SPEED 53 69 (:00) “The Day After Tomorrow”››‡ (2004) Dennis Quaid. “Jurassic Park”›››‡ (1993, Science Fiction) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. ’ Fighting ’ luminous 1937 adaptation of the SPIKE 38 Land Treasure Island (Premiere) (N) (Part 1 of 2) Treasure Island Jim Hawkins must make a decision. “Land of the Lost”›‡ (2009) Alexandre Dumas novel about a SYFY 43 40 Friends ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang “Ocean’s Thirteen”››› (2007) George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon. Danny dying Parisian courtesan who falls TBS 33 10 Theory Theory Theory Theory Ocean and his gang seek to right a wrong. Å for a young nobleman (Robert Tay- (5:00) “Waterloo Bridge”››› (1940) Vivien Leigh. 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Storm chasers race to test a “True Lies”››› (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A man lives ENC 642 710 nifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo. ’ Å new tornado-monitoring device. ’ the double life of a spy and a family man. Å the Deathly Hallows” — as their (:45) “Bridesmaids”››› (2011) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. A maid of 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Game of Thrones “The Ghost youthful companion, Jim Hawkins. HBO 500 600 honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. ’ Å Beastie Boys. (N) ’ Å of Harrenhal” ’ Robert Halmi Sr. is a co-execu- (3:45) “The (6:55) “Air Force One”››› (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford, “Source Code”››› (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal, (:35) “The Mechanic”›› (2011) Jason (12:10) The tive producer of the two-part pro- SHO 600 660 Green Mile” Gary Oldman, Glenn Close. ’ Å Michelle Monaghan. Premiere. Statham, Ben Foster. ’ Å Borgias ’ duction, which airs tonight in its “The Lucky (:15) “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) “Devil’s Playground” (2010) Danny Dyer, (:40) “Repeaters” (2010) Dustin Milligan, “Devil’s entirety. TMC 620 690 Ones” ’ Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. ’ Å Jaime Murray. Premiere. ’ Å Amanda Crew. Premiere. ’ Å Play” Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, MAY 6

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Jeremiah In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Paid Program Dance Moms: Miami Å Dance Moms: Miami Å MSNBC 54 44 (:00) Up W/Chris Hayes (N) Melissa Harris-Perry (N) Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 Pauly D Made “Ladies Man: Josh” ’ Made ’ Made “Girly Girl: Jamie” ’ Made ’ America’s Best Dance Crew Pauly D Pauly D NAT GEO 73 Ninja Kitchen The Truth Behind: King Arthur Truth Behind Crop Circles The Truth Behind: UFOs The Truth Behind... The Truth Behind... The Truth Behind... NICK 71 39 TBA All Grown Up The Mighty B! Barnyard SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu Kung Fu OXY 61 Paid Program New Keurig Paid Program Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift “The Glass House”›‡ (2001) Leelee Sobieski. Å “The Skeleton Key”››‡ (2005) Kate Hudson. Å Clay Target Going To The Paid Program Paid Program No. American Winkelman’s Fisherman’s Hawg Quest The Joy of Fish- MLS Soccer Columbus Crew at Portland Timbers. From JELD-WEN Field in ROOT 38 99 Shootout Bathroom? Fisherman Good Fishing Handbook ing (N) Portland, Ore. (Subject to Blackout) SPEED 58 53 MotoGP Race Performance SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) Car Warriors “Nova” Å MotoGP Racing Motorcycle Racing SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Paid Program Tummy Tuck Paid Program Insanity! Auction Auction Auction Auction Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 Total Blackout Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hoover Wind Paid Program “A Nightmare on Elm Street”››› (1984) John Saxon. “Nightmare on Elm Street 2” Married... With House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Meet the Friends Relation- Friends ’ Å “Blue Streak”›‡ (1999) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. Thief tries to retrieve MLB Baseball New York Yankees at TBS 33 10 Children ’ Browns Browns ship rules. a cache from a police station. Å (DVS) Kansas City Royals. (:15) “Show Boat”›››› (1936, Musical) Irene Dunne, (:15) “The Adventures of Mark Twain”››› (1944) Fredric March, Alexis Smith. Samuel “Whirlpool”›› (1934) Jack Holt. An ex-con tries to “Jane Eyre”›››‡ (1944, Drama) TCM 51 26 Allan Jones. Å (DVS) Clemens’ long life includes many careers. Å (DVS) rebuild a relationship with his daughter. Joan Fontaine. Å TLC 42 41 Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Insanity! Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order “D-Girl” Law & Order “Turnaround” Law & Order “Showtime” Law & Order “Avatar” ’ “Miracle”››› (2004) Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson. Å TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice MAD Level Up TRVL 59 48 Sexy Abs Bosley...Hair Paid Program When Vacations Attack Å Mysteries at the Museum Hidden City Å When Vacations Attack (N) Mysteries at the Museum TVLND 53 28 3’s Company Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home Ninja Kitchen Monk A death-row inmate is Paid Program Zumba Fitness Atmosphere for Joel Osteen Å “Angels & Demons”›› (2009, Suspense) Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer. Robert Langdon confronts an USA 45 15 System murdered. Å Program Miracles ancient brotherhood. Å VS. 47 422 Hank Parker Hot Shots (N) Real Hunting Quest for One North/Alaska Good Fishing Fisherman The Bass Pros Bill Dance FLW Outdoors (N) The Bass Pros Bill Dance WE 185 120 Cindy C Tummy Tuck Zumba Dance Weddings “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding WGN-A 14 Beyond Today Matlock “The Country Boy” “American Outlaws”›‡ (2001, Western) Colin Farrell. Å “The Count of Monte Cristo”››‡ (2002) Jim Caviezel. Å MLB Baseball (:40) “Eat Pray Love”›› (2010, Drama) Julia Roberts, James Franco, Javier Bardem. A divorcee (:05) “Firefox”››‡ (1982, Action) Clint Eastwood, Freddie Jones, David Huffman. A Vietnam-era “The Other Guys”››› (2010, Comedy) Will Ferrell, ENC 642 710 embarks on a global quest to change her life. ’ Å pilot tries to steal a Russian high-tech jet. ’ Å Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes. ’ Å (4:25) “Cherry “In & Out”››‡ (1997) Kevin Kline. A prim teacher’s Namath The life and career of football player Joe Namath. 24/7 May- “Robin Hood”››‡ (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt. Robin and his HBO 500 600 Falls”›‡ sexuality is questioned. ’ Å ’ Å weather/Cotto men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å (:00) “Powder”››‡ (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen, “Joe the King”›› (1999) Noah Fleiss. A teen with a (:45) “Furry Vengeance”› (2010, Comedy) Brendan Fraser. Forest animals “School of Life” (2005, Comedy-Drama) David Paymer, SHO 600 660 Sean Patrick Flanery. ’ Å miserable home life turns to crime. go to war against a land developer. Å Ryan Reynolds. ’ Å (:15) “Kill Me Later”›› (2001) (:45) “Ernest Scared Stupid”›› (1991) Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt. Kids help (:20) “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”›‡ (1999) (9:55) “Spoken Word”›› (2009, Drama) Kuno Becker. A poet returns TMC 620 690 Selma Blair. ’ goofy Ernest fi ght Halloween troll. ’ Å Anthony Edwards. Premiere. home and reverts to the ways of his youth. Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 6

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) Å Hate Cardio? Laura McKen- Paid Program Awesome Inside Edition Wild About CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC zie’s Traveler Adventures (EI) Weekend (N) Animals Å News (N) ’ 4.2/This TV “Sweet Revenge”›› (1998, Comedy) Sam Neill. Two almost-suicides plan “Touch”›› (1997) Bridget Fonda, Christopher Walken. Opportunists seek “Runaway Daughters”››› (1994, Drama) Julie Bowen, Holly Fields. Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC revenge on those who wronged them. Å control over a man with healing powers. Å Three 1950s teens take off in stolen car. Å ’ Å 5/NBC NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings. Western Conference Semifi nal, game 4. From Staples Center in Los To Be An- Missing ’ (EI) Å Law & Order “Manhood” Gay cop Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Angeles. (N) ’ (Live) Å nounced dies in drug bust. Å Show News (N) ’ 8/PBS Journey of the Bonesetter’s “Circus Dreams” (2011, Docu- McLaughlin Religion & European Mack Wealth- Moyers & Company ’ Å Rick Steves’ Natural Heroes Healthy Body, 8 KSYS Daughter ’ Å (DVS) mentary) Group (N) Ethics News Journal Å Track Europe Å ’ Å Healthy Mind 9/ABC NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Miami Heat at New York Knicks. Eastern Conference First-Round, game 4. From Judge Judy Judge Joe Extra (N) ’ Å KEZI 9 News ABC World KEZI 9 News at 9 4 KEZI Madison Square Garden in New York. (N) (Live) Å ’ Å Brown Å (N) Å News 6pm (N) 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads Treasure Hunt- Answer to The Joy of Live From The Crook and Chase Show ’ Å Paid Program Stop Memory Green Science The Green Ugly Betty ’ Å 11 12 KEVU ’ Å ers Å Addiction Fishing Daryl’s House Loss Oregon Economy Body & Spirit Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Free Indeed Books of the Revelation Insights 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Jesus Book 33/FOX (9:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. (N) Homes & Land Whacked Out Raceline 30 Rock ’ Å 30 Rock “Live Friends ’ Å How I Met Your How I Met Your The Offi ce “The Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR ’ (Live) Å TV Sports ’ Show” Å Mother Mother Chump” Men ’ 46/NBC NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings. Western Conference Semifi nal, game 4. From Staples Center in Los Cold Case A yuppie couple’s murder. Grey’s Anatomy Derek gets the The Closer A tour company owner is NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Angeles. (N) ’ (Live) Å ’ Å grant he needs. ’ Å found dead. Å News (N) 51/PBS Great Performances at the Met “La Sonnambula” Bellini’s “La Sonnambula.” ’ Å Harpist’s BBC Newsnight European Religion & To the Contrary Moyers & Company ’ Å Oregon Art 7 KOAC Legacy ’ Journal Å Ethics News Beat ’ Å Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars A&E 24 23 minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator Å Å Å Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 “Willy Wonka & Chocolate” “Mrs. Doubtfi re”››› (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan. “Matilda”››› (1996, Comedy) Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito. The Blind Side (:04) “Backdraft”››› (1991, Action) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert De Niro. Chicago fi refi ghters work “The Bodyguard”››‡ (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp. A bodyguard falls for the singer- “A League of AMC 68 24 overtime to stop a mad arsonist. Å actress he must protect. Å Their Own” ANPL 49 47 Wild Kingdom “Radio Gibbon” Tanked “Fish Out of Water” Tanked: Unfi ltered ’ Å Tanked: Unfi ltered ’ Å Tanked: Unfi ltered ’ Å Tanked: Unfi ltered “Be Cool” Tanked BRAVO 62 46 Million Dollar Listing Don’t Be Tar. Don’t Be Tar. Don’t Be Tar. Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/OC Housewives/OC CNBC 65 Hoover Twin Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program WEN Hair Paid Program Paid Program Insanity! Diabetes Life Wall Street Fat & Fatter Cowboys CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (10:30) I Spy Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Futurama ’ Jeff Dunham: Arguing “Semi-Pro”›› (2008) Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson. Å Jeff Dunham: Controlled CW 12 14 Live Life-Win On the Spot Hollywood “Proof of Life”›› (2000, Suspense) Meg Ryan, Russell Crowe. Å “Amazons and Gladiators”› (2001) Patrick Bergin. Å King Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings MythBusters ’ Å MythBusters DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Jessie ’ Å Austin & Ally Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie ’ Å DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å ’ Å “Kick it Up” ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Charlie Å ’ Å E! 57 25 Fashion Police The Voice Eight vocalists compete. ’ Å The Voice ’ Å Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco E! Special Billiards 2011 World Cup of Trick Billiards 2011 World Cup of Trick Billiards 2011 World Cup of Trick SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Washington Nation- ESPN 28 31 Shots. Å Shots. Å Shots. Å als. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker NHRA Drag Racing NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals. Å FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive FX 31 45 “Spider-Man 2”››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. “X-Men: The Last Stand”››‡ (2006) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. “The Incredible Hulk”››› “Jawbreaker”›› (1999, Comedy-Drama) Rose (:42) FXM “John Tucker Must Die”›‡ (2006) Jesse Metcalfe, Ashanti. Three students “Grandma’s Boy”›‡ (2006) Doris Roberts, Allen Covert. A man must live “John Tucker FXM 44 McGowan, Rebecca Gayheart. Å Presents Å learn they are all dating the same guy. Å with his grandmother and her two friends. Å Must Die” HGTV 50 43 Love It or List It Å My First Place My First Place Property Property Property Property Hunters Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent ’ Hunters HIST 41 34 Mudcats “Fall of Kings” Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People “Rebound” Swamp People Å Swamp HLMRK 87 “Follow the Stars Home”››‡ (2001) Kimberly Williams. “The Magic of Ordinary Days” (2005) Keri Russell. Å “Firelight” (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr., DeWanda Wise. Å Taste ION 15 20 Inspiration Today Camp “Something to Talk About”››‡ (1995) Julia Roberts. ’ “The Outlaw Josey Wales”››› (1976, Western) Clint Eastwood, Chief Dan George. ’ L.A. Confi dent LIFE 23 29 Dance Moms: Miami Å “Home Invasion” (2011) Haylie Duff, Lisa Sheridan. Å “Carjacked” (2011) Maria Bello, Stephen Dorff. Å “I Know Who Killed Me”›‡ (2007) Å MSNBC 54 44 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Caught MTV 26 17 Pauly D Pauly D Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Money Strang. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. NAT GEO 73 Drain the Ocean J. Cameron J. Cameron Wicked Tuna Finding Atlantis 400 Million Dollar Emerald Area 51 NICK 71 39 T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ SpongeBob OXY 61 Snapped “Cindy Sommer” Snapped “Amanda McGhee” Snapped “Michelle Hall” Snapped “Erika Sifrit” Å Snapped “Cynthia George” Snapped “Ann Miller Kontz” Snapped Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- Boys in the Hall Baseball’s Paid Program Golf Life ’12 (N) ROOT 38 99 Access (N) Pregame (Live) game (Live) Golden Age SPEED 58 53 Motorcycle Racing Celebrity NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Dumbest Stuff MotoGP Racing SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain NASCAR V.L. SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Day-Tomorrow SYFY 43 40 “Nightmare on Elm Street 2” “A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master”›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”››‡ “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare”› (11:00) MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Kansas City Royals. From Kauff- The King of The King of Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å “The Tuxedo”›‡ (2002) Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt. A souped-up suit “Rush Hour TBS 33 10 man Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (N) Å Queens Å Queens Å turns a cab driver into a super spy. Å 3”›‡ (2007) (11:00) “Jane Eyre”›››‡ (1944) “A Yank in the RAF”››› (1941) Tyrone Power, Betty Grable. An American “Marty”›››› (1955, Drama) Ernest Borgnine. A plain but friendly Bronx “Harry and Tonto”›››‡ (1974, Drama) Art Carney, TCM 51 26 Joan Fontaine. Å comes to appreciate the European war effort. butcher fi nds his soul mate in a teacher. Å Ellen Burstyn. Å TLC 42 41 Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss American Gypsy Wedding Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium TNT 36 42 (10:00) “Miracle”››› Å “We Are Marshall”››‡ (2006) Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Fox. Å NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Boston Celtics. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 “Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry” Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test MAD Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Advent. Time Monster TRVL 59 48 Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Hotel Impossible Å Tastiest Places to Chowdown Tastiest Places to Chowdown Tastiest Places to Chowdown Tastiest Places to Chowdown Tastiest TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Tom Family” ’ Å “Stir Crazy”››› (1980) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. TV Land Awards 2012 Å M*A*S*H M*A*S*H (:02) “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”›››‡ (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm (2:56) “X-Men”››› (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman. Two groups of mutated Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Elliott. Indy’s hunt for his missing father leads to the Holy Grail. Å humans square off against each other. Å Unit “Noncompliance” Å SVU VS. 47 422 Saltwater Exp. Into the Blue Tour of California Preview IndyCar 36 Racer TV Lucas Oil Motorsports Hour NHL Live NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at New Jersey Devils. (Live) WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Fair Wedding WGN-A 14 (11:10) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs. 10th Inning ’ Funny Videos Law & Order: Criminal Intent 30 Rock ’ How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (10:30) “The (:20) “K-9”››‡ (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel (:10) “Godzilla”›› (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. Nuclear testing in the (:35) “Teen Wolf”›› (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox, (:10) “Anger ENC 642 710 Other Guys” Harris, Kevin Tighe. ’ Å South Pacifi c produces a giant mutated lizard. ’ Å James Hampton. Å Management” Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å “One Day”››‡ (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. For two decades, two “Larry Crowne”›› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Tom (:45) “Red Riding Hood”›‡ (2011) Amanda Seyfried. A woman suspects HBO 500 600 friends reunite on July 15 each year. ’ Å Hanks, Julia Roberts. ’ Å someone close to her is a werewolf. ’ Å “School of Life” “Fair Game”››› (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. Valerie Plame is “The King’s Speech”›››‡ (2010) Colin Firth. England’s monarch strives to “Mr. Holland’s Opus”››› (1995) Richard Dreyfuss, Glenne Headly. SHO 600 660 (2005) revealed as a CIA agent. ’ Å overcome a nervous stammer. ’ Å Premiere. Life steers a musician toward teaching. ’ (11:55) “A Summer in Genoa”››‡ (2008, Drama) “Brighton Rock”››‡ (2010) Sam Riley. A sociopath seduces a waitress who (:25) “The Other Man”››› (2008, Drama) Liam (4:55) “Hotel Rwanda”››› (2004, Drama) Don TMC 620 690 Colin Firth, Catherine Keener. ’ Å can link him to a murder. ’ Å Neeson, Laura Linney. ’ Å Cheadle, Sophie Okonedo. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 23 SUNDAY EVENING, MAY 6 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 9 a.m. on KLSR 4,13/CBS News (N) Å 60 Minutes ’ Å The Amazing Race (Season Finale) The teams race to the fi nish NYC 22 A man threatens to News (N) Å Buck Paid Pro- NASCAR Racing 4 8 ’ Å KPIC line. (N Same-day Tape) detonate a bomb. (N) McNeely gram With restrictor plates in place, 4.2/This TV (:00) Star- Stargate SG-1 Threat to “The Crow”››› (1994) Brandon Lee. A rock star rises from the “The Crow: Salvation”›› (2000, Fantasy) Kirsten Dunst, Eric “Crow: 292 Sprint Cup drivers will be moving KPIC gate SG-1 Earth’s relations. Å dead to avenge his murder. Å Mabius, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe. Å Wicked” around Alabama’s Talladega Su- 5/NBC Academic Dateline NBC Discrimination Harry’s Law “Class War” The Celebrity Apprentice “Blown Away” Celebrities create a News (N) Law & Order “Benevolence” 5 5 perspeedway in packs today in the KOBI Challenge among teens. (N) ’ (N) ’ Å print ad campaign. (N) ’ Å Deaf girl strangled. Aaron’s 499. A field that includes 8/PBS Second Antiques Roadshow Finding Your Roots With Masterpiece Mystery! Blackmail case involves Marble Halls Independent Lens “Circo” Art in the Denny Hamlin, Kevin Harvick, Carl 8 KSYS Opinion ’ “Atlanta” (N) Å Henry Louis Gates, Jr. a dominatrix. Å (DVS) (N) Å 21st Edwards, Matt Kenseth and Greg 9/ABC KEZI 9 News America’s Funniest Home Once Upon a Time “An (:01) Desperate House- (:01) GCB The ladies run into KEZI 9 News Paid Pro- Skinny by Biffle will take to the 2.66-mile tri- 9 4 KEZI Å Videos (N) Å Apple Red as Blood” (N) wives (N) ’ Å danger in Juarez. ’ gram Summer! oval in pursuit of the title won last 25/MYTV (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters Secret The Outer Limits “Vanishing Stargate Universe “Common Futurama Futurama It’s Always Old Christine (Off Air) year by Jimmie Johnson. Johnson 11 12 KEVU Betty Å alliances develop. Å Act” ’ Å Descent” ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Sunny beat Clint Bowyer by a mere .002 (:00) 3ABN Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Help in Daily Revelation Speaks Hopes Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Life Discov- seconds in 2011, but Bowyer would 30/IND 21 Today Living Recovery ery Series come back to Talladega to win the 33/FOX Family The Simp- The Cleve- The Simp- Bob’s Burg- Family Guy American KVAL News Two and a Ugly Betty Plain woman works Old Christine Chase race in the fall. 13 11 KLSR Guy Å sons ’ land Show sons (N) ’ ers (N) (N) Å Dad (N) Half Men in high fashion. ’ 10 a.m. on KEZI 46/NBC KMTR News Dateline NBC Discrimination Harry’s Law “Class War” The Celebrity Apprentice “Blown Away” Celebrities create a News Big Bang Big Bang 6 NBA Basketball 16 ’ ’ Å ’ Å Theory Theory KTCW among teens. (N) (N) print ad campaign. (N) The NBA’s conference quarter- 51/PBS Oregon Field Antiques Roadshow Finding Your Roots With Masterpiece Mystery! Blackmail case involves Offi cial Best America Revealed “Made in Globe Trek- 7 Å Å ’ ’ ’ finals move into their second full KOAC Guide “Atlanta” Henry Louis Gates, Jr. a dominatrix. (DVS) of Fest the USA” ker week with some teams already Parking Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Duck Duck (:01) Duck (:31) Duck (12:01) Stor- eliminated and others on the brink. A&E 24 23 Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Texas Wars Texas Dynasty Å Dynasty Å Dynasty Dynasty age Wars The eight survivors of this best-of- ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “The Blind Side”›››‡ (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. “The Blind Side”›››‡ (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. Joel Osteen seven round advance to the con- (:00) “A League of Their Own”››› (1992) Tom Hanks. A women’s profes- The Killing Investigation goes Mad Men Peggy is keeping a (:04) The Killing “Keylela” (12:04) Mad ference semifinals beginning next AMC 68 24 sional baseball league debuts in 1943. Å back to the casino. secret. (N) Å ’ Å Men Å week. ABC, ESPN, ESPN2 and ANPL 49 47 Tanked Frozen Planet “Winter” River Monsters Swamp Wars (N) ’ River Monsters (N) ’ Swamp Wars ’ Monsters TNT are the broadcasters for the NBA playoffs. BRAVO 62 46 Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Happens Housewives/NJ CNBC 65 (:00) Cocaine Cowboys Apocalypse 2012 American Greed Big Mac: Inside Grt Pillow Paid Prog. Greed 8 p.m. on KPIC The Amazing Race CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom CNN Presents Å Piers COM 64 98 Dunham Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Between The Comedy Awards (N) ’ Å The Comedy Awards ’ Å It’s down to the finish line for CW 12 14 King Heartland “Dark Horse” “Daddy Day Care”›› (2003) Eddie Murphy. Å Browns Browns Troubadour, TX (N) ’ True Story the last racers who traveled the world in this edition of the long-run- (:00) Myth- MythBusters Revisiting a MythBusters Pirate movie MythBusters Boys hit the road MythBusters Changing a fl at MythBusters Boys hit the road MythBusters DISC 34 30 Busters ’ popular myth. ’ Å myth; turbo go-cart. ’ with fancy footwear. tire without a spare. with fancy footwear. Å ning reality series. The two-person teams of globe-hopping hopefuls Shake It Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie ’ Å Austin & Shake It A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Wizards- DISN 37 21 Up! Å Charlie ’ Charlie (N) ’ Å Ally Å Up! Å ’ Å Charlie ’ Place have covered a lot of ground and watched most of their rivals get E! 57 25 E! Special Death in Paradise Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Eastwood Chelsea Lat The Soup Khloe sent packing. At the end of tonight’s (5:00) MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å SportsCenter Å ESPN 28 31 season finale, the last team stand- Washington Nationals. (Live) ing gets the prize and the bragging ESPN2 27 49 NHRA World, Poker World, Poker Poker MLB Baseball: Phillies at Nationals NBA Basketball rights. Phil Keoghan hosts. ’ Å FNC 32 27 Fox News Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large Fox News Sunday Huckabee 8 p.m. on KEZI FOOD 72 50 Diners Chopped All-Stars Cupcake Wars (N) Chopped All-Stars Iron Chef America (N) Chopped Chopped Once Upon a Time ››› ››› ››› FX 31 45 (5:30) “The Incredible Hulk” “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. “Iron Man” (2008, Action) As Regina (Lana Parrilla) hatch- (:00) “John Tucker Must Die”›‡ (2006) “Grandma’s Boy”›‡ (2006) Doris Roberts. A man must live “Jawbreaker”›› (1999) Rose McGowan, (:42) FXM “Air- FXM 44 Å Å ›› es a plan to get rid of Emma Jesse Metcalfe, Ashanti. with his grandmother and her two friends. Rebecca Gayheart. Presents heads” (Jennifer Morrison), Henry (Jared HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Holmes on Homes Å Holmes on Homes Å Best of Holmes Holmes Inspection Å Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Gilmore) entreats Emma to stay HIST 41 34 Swamp Ax Men “Up in Flames” Ax Men “Family Rivalry” Ax Men “Swamp Gold” (:01) Swamp People (:01) MonsterQuest Ax Men in Storybrooke. In the fairy-tale HLMRK 87 (:00) “A Taste of Romance” (2011) “The Magic of Ordinary Days” (2005) Keri Russell. Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls realm, Snow White (Ginnifer Good- ION 15 20 (:00) “L.A. Confi dential”›››› (1997) Kevin Spacey. “The Pelican Brief”››› (1993) Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington. ’ Assassins win) calls on her allies to help LIFE 23 29 I Know “Chloe”›› (2009) Julianne Moore. Premiere. Å Army Wives “Fallout” (N) The Client List (N) Å (:01) “Chloe”›› (2009, Drama) Å save Prince Charming (Josh Dal- las) in the new episode “An Apple MSNBC 54 44 Caught The Mind of Manson The Confessions of a Serial Killer Criminal Mindscape Meet the Press Å Caught ’ ’ ’ as Red as Blood.” Robert Carlyle MTV 26 17 Fantasy Fantasy Punk’d Punk’d Punk’d Ridiculous. Strangers Pauly D Pauly D America’s Best Dance Ridiculous. also stars. NAT GEO 73 Area 51 Wicked Tuna (N) Wicked Tuna Area 51 Declassifi ed 400 Emerald Finding Atlantis Hard Time 8 p.m. on KSYS, KOAC NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob ’70s Show ’70s Show My Wife My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Å Å Finding Your Roots OXY 61 Snapped Snapped “Tracey Frame” Snapped Snapped (N) Best Ink “Purrfect Ink” Law Order: CI Law CI With Henry Louis Gates, Jr. Ocean Race Boxing Daniel Ponce De Leon vs. Eduardo Lazcano. (Taped) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to World Poker ROOT 38 99 Blackout) Tour The three guests in this new episode — Sanjay Gupta, Margaret SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Octane Car Crazy AMA Pro Racing Infi neon. AMA Pro Racing Infi neon. Wind Tunnel w/Despain Car Warriors “GM Truck” Warriors ››‡ ’ ››› ››› ’ Cho and Martha Stewart — are all SPIKE 69 38 (:00) “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) Dennis Quaid. “Cloverfi eld” (2008) Michael Stahl-David. “Cloverfi eld” (2008) children of first- or second-gen- SYFY 43 40 Freddy’s “Thirteen Ghosts”›‡ (2001) Tony Shalhoub. “One Missed Call”›‡ (2008) Shannyn Sossamon. “The Cave”›› (2005) Cole Hauser. eration immigrants and share the (:00) “Rush Hour 3”›‡ (2007, Action) Jackie “Ocean’s Thirteen”››› (2007) George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon. Danny “Ocean’s Thirteen”››› (2007) George Clooney. Danny TBS 33 10 peculiar burdens of that heritage. Chan, Chris Tucker. Å Ocean and his gang seek to right a wrong. Å Ocean and his gang seek to right a wrong. In an episode that crisscrosses “Harry and “Bell, Book and Candle”››‡ (1958, Comedy) James “A Lady of Chance”›› (1928) Norma Shearer. A blackmailer “Rocco and His Brothers”››› (1960) the planet, from India to Korea to TCM 51 26 Tonto” Å Stewart, Kim Novak, Jack Lemmon. Å in hiding falls in love with an inventor. Alain Delon, Renato Salvatori. Poland, catch a glimpse of three TLC 42 41 Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Gypsy Wedding Medium Medium Gypsy distinct yet oddly overlapping ex- TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Denver Nuggets. (N) (Live) Inside the NBA (N) Å “We Are Marshall”››‡ (2006) Matthew McConaughey. Å periences of families leaving their TOON 63 33 (:00) “Monster House”››› (2006) Adventure Adventure King of Hill King of Hill Chicken Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Aqua Teen homes and becoming American. TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Sand M. Sand M. Hotel Impossible Å Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Extreme Fast Food No Reservation Bggg Bttls 9 p.m. on KSYS, KOAC TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King Masterpiece Mystery! Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special “Indiana Jones and the Last Cru- In the new episode “Sherlock, 45 USA 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit ’ Å Victims Unit “Blast” ’ Victims Unit “Retro” ’ Victims Unit “Shattered” sade”›››‡ (1989) Harrison Ford. Series II: A Scandal in Belgravia,” VS. 47 422 Hockey Postgame Tour of Calif. Cycling Tour of Turkey. Rugby Sevens World Series: Scotland. (Taped) IndyCar 36 Paid Prog. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson WE 185 120 Wedding Shannen Says (N) Shannen Says (N) My Fair Wedding Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas Å Bridezillas (Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay The Unit “Manhunt” ’ Monk (Part 1 of 2) Å Monk (Part 2 of 2) Å “View From the Top”›› (2003) Å Freeman) are plunged into a case of blackmail involving crafty domi- (:10) “Anger Management”›› (2003, “The Other Guys”››› (2010, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Mark (9:50) “Godzilla”›› (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broder- (12:10) “Eat natrix Irene Adler (Lara Pulver), ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Comedy) Adam Sandler. Wahlberg, Eva Mendes. ick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo. Pray Love” whose motto is “Know when you “Robin Hood”››‡ (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. Robin and his men Game of Thrones Arya has a Veep “Cath- Girls “Hannah’s Game of Thrones Arya has a Veep “Cath- HBO 500 600 are beaten.” It seems she has in- battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å surprise visitor. (N) erine” Diary” surprise visitor. ’ erine” criminating photos of a session with “Mr. Hol- The Borgias Cesare recruits The Big C Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias The Pope Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias a British royal. Can she outsmart SHO 600 660 land” mercenaries. Å ’ Å ’ (N) “Face Off” demands allegiance. (N) ’ “Face Off” ’ Å Sherlock at his own game? And at “Hotel “Raw Deal”›› (1986) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ex-FBI agent “Drive Angry”›› (2011) Nicolas Cage. A brutal felon escapes “As Good as Dead”›‡ (2010, Suspense) a battle he is ill prepared to wage 620 TMC 690 Rwanda” wipes out Chicago mob. ’ Å from hell to save his grandchild. Å Cary Elwes, Brian Cox. ’ Å — love? Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 MONDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 7

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (10:00) “Passion Fish”››› “Moll Flanders”››› (1996, Drama) Robin Wright. A strong-willed woman “Love Is All There Is”›› (1996) Lainie Kazan, Joseph Bologna. Children of “Mommie Dearest”››‡ (1981, Biography) Faye 292 KPIC (1992) Mary McDonnell. Å faces a harsh life in 1700s London. Å feuding N.Y. Italian families fall in love. Å Dunaway, Diana Scarwid. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent A The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI young hipster is stabbed. ’ News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Sit and Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur Cookies; WordGirl ’ Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Be Fit Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ ’ (EI) Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å family. (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew ’ Å The Revolution General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World KEZI 9 News at 9 4 KEZI Brown Å Brown Å ’ Å ’ Å News 6pm (N) 25/MYTV The People’s Court Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson A 19-year-old convicted The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å young hipster is stabbed. ’ “Art” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ murderer. (N) ’ Å Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In Celebrating Life in Recovery 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Today Jesus Japanese) 33/FOX (10:00) “Un- The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to 30 Rock “Secret Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My The Offi ce ’ Å 30 Rock ’ Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR faithful”››› Christine Jim ’ Å Santa” ’ Transition” ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (N) ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry Joanne-Cook- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur Cookies; WordGirl ’ Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff This Old House 7 KOAC ing Friends ’ Knows a Lot family. (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Å CSI: Miami “Cyber-lebrity” Horatio’s Criminal Minds The team must solve Criminal Minds Hotch has a hard The First 48 Brutal double homicide. The First 48 A man is killed while The First 48 A stabbed woman in The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 life is endangered. a home invasion. Å time returning to work. Å being robbed. Å a fi re. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show “Picture This!” (2008) Ashley Tisdale. (11:00) “The Bodyguard”››‡ (1992) Kevin Costner. A bodyguard falls for “A League of Their Own”››› (1992, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis, Madonna. A women’s profes- CSI: Miami A man is decapitated CSI: Miami AMC 68 24 the singer-actress he must protect. Å sional baseball league debuts in 1943. Å while performing. Å “Darkroom” ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston “Heat” Animal Cops Houston Å My Cat From Hell ’ Å Fatal Attractions “Reptiles” Rattlesnake Republic Å Rattlesnake BRAVO 62 46 (:15) Top Chef “For the Gulf” (:15) Top Chef Å Top Chef “Fit for a King” Top Chef “Island Fever” Top Chef “Last Supper” Top Chef “Finale” Å CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) 60 Minutes on CNBC Sty Tuned CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 The Comedy Awards Celebrating the world of comedy. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA TriVita TBA Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King FBI: Criminal Pursuit ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American DISC 34 30 Chopper ’ Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Special Agent Jake and the Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ Å Oso ’ Å Pirates Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å Charlie Å ’ Å E! 57 25 E! News The Voice Eight vocalists compete. ’ Å The Voice ’ Å Rich Kids Who Kill The E! True Hollywood Story Women Kill Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) Å 30 for 30 Å FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Best Dishes Diners, Drive FX 31 45 (11:30) “Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem”›› “The Incredible Hulk”››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. “Legion”›‡ (2010, Horror) Paul Bettany, Lucas Black. How I Met “The Marine”›‡ (2006, Action) John Cena, Robert Patrick, Kelly Carlson. “The Happening”› (2008) Mark Wahlberg. A couple fl ee an invisible killer “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, (:08) FXM FXM 44 Thugs kidnap the wife of a soldier. Å that threatens all of humanity. Å Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates. Å Presents Å HGTV 50 43 Hunters Hunters Int’l Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. HIST 41 34 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Obstacle” The Waltons “The Parting” The Waltons “The Burden” Little House ION 15 20 My Pillow Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez “L.A. Confi dential”›››› (1997, Crime Drama) Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe. ’ “Into the Blue”›› (2005) Paul Walker. LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å How I Met Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Pranked ’ Pranked ’ Pranked ’ Pranked ’ Money Strang. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Punk’d Å NAT GEO 73 Navajo Cops Aftermath: Population Zero Envisioning Earth without humans. Training for the Apolcalypse Wild Justice Million Moon Rock Heist Wild Justice NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly Å OXY 61 Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club The Dan Patrick Show (N) English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Swansea City. MLS Soccer Columbus Crew at Portland Timbers. From JELD-WEN Field in Baseball’s Boys in the Hall Mariners All ROOT 38 99 (Taped) Portland, Ore. (Subject to Blackout) Golden Age Access SPEED 58 53 AMA Super Drive! On the Edge Car Crazy Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Gearz Gearz Hot Rod TV SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n DEA Pursuing drug dealers. DEA ’ SYFY 43 40 Dream Machines “The Cave”›› (2005, Horror) Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut. “Thirteen Ghosts”›‡ (2001, Horror) Tony Shalhoub. “One Missed Call”›‡ (2008) Ed Burns Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:45) “My Forbidden “The Angry Hills”››‡ (1959, War) Robert Mitchum. Nazis chase U.S. “Cape Fear”››› (1962, Suspense) Gregory Peck. Southern lawyer sets “Crime in the Streets”› (1956, Crime Drama) John TCM 51 26 Past”››‡ (1951) Å newsman paid to smuggle names to London. Å houseboat trap for ex-convict psycho. Å Cassavetes, James Whitmore, Sal Mineo. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Becca” A Baby Story A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes To Be Announced Toddler-Tiara TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Hit Me!” Å Leverage Å The Closer “Heart Attack” NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Tastiest Tastiest Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Man v. Food Man v. Food Bourdain TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “Baker’s Dozen” Gunsmoke “The Victim” Bonanza “The Last Trophy” Bonanza “Dark Star” Å Bonanza “Death at Dawn” M*A*S*H Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The NCIS “Cloak” The team must play a NCIS “Dagger” Criminal targets NCIS “Road Kill” Death of a petty NCIS “Silent USA 45 15 “Diamond Dogs” ’ Å “Prisoner” ’ Å mob kills a cop’s son. ’ dangerous war game. government secrets. ’ offi cer. ’ Å Night” Å VS. 47 422 Hockey Into the Blue Rugby Sevens World Series: Scotland. (Taped) Sports Talk NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at New York Rangers. (Live) WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Muse to My Ears” Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos (11:10) “The Favor”›› (1994) (12:50) “White Chicks”›› (2004, Comedy) Shawn (:40) “Urban Legends: Final Cut”›‡ (2000) Jennifer Morrison. Film- (:20) “Stick”›› (1985) Burt Reynolds. An ex-con is out “See No Evil, ENC 642 710 Harley Jane Kozak. ’ Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ’ Å school students are spliced and diced by a killer. for revenge when his friend is killed. Hear No Evil” (11:00) “Date “Reagan” (2011, Documentary) The life and legacy of Battleship: First “Catfi sh”››› (2010) A man documents his brother’s “Water for Elephants”››‡ (2011) Reese Witherspoon. An orphaned “Ice Age”››› HBO 500 600 Night”››‡ President Ronald Reagan. ’ Å Look meeting with an online friend. ’ veterinary student joins a traveling circus. ’ (11:05) “Ev- (:45) “Sexting”› (2011) Jason Lewis, Carly Pope. Premiere. A man and a Alonzo Bodden: Who’s Paying “An Unreasonable Man”›››‡ (2006) Filmmakers review the extraordi- (:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› SHO 600 660 elyn”››› ’ woman break ties formed through BlackBerrys. Attention? ’ Å nary career of Ralph Nader. ’ Å (2010) ’ Å (10:50) “The (:20) “Elvis Has Left the Building” (2004, Comedy) (1:55) “The Cry of the Owl”››› (2009, Suspense) (:35) “Griff the Invisible”››‡ (2010, Comedy- (:15) “How to Rob a Bank”›‡ (2007) Nick Stahl, TMC 620 690 Survivor”› Kim Basinger, John Corbett. Paddy Considine, Julia Stiles. ’ Å Drama) Ryan Kwanten, Maeve Dermody. Erika Christensen. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, MAY 7 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- 2 Broke Girls “And Martha Two and a (:31) Mike & Hawaii Five-0 McGarrett News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With 2 Broke Girls 4 8 Å ’ ’ ’ KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) Stewart Have a Ball” Half Men Molly (N) fi nally gets to Wo Fat. (N) David Letterman (N) The brash, sometimes con- 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Mommie Dear- “American Gigolo”›› (1980) Richard Gere. A Beverly Hills “Mommie Dearest”››‡ (1981) Faye Dunaway, Diana Scarwid. Movie queen “Love, troversial comedy ends its suc- 292 ››‡ Å Å Å KPIC est” (1981) escort is framed for murder. Joan Crawford pampers, punishes her children. Cheat” cessful first season with a guest 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider The Voice “Live Final Performances” The remaining contestants Smash “Previews” A crisis hits News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 appearance from domestic diva KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å perform. (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å Rebecca Duvall. With Jay Leno (N) Å Martha Stewart. Max and Caroline 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å America’s Antiques Roadshow George Antiques Roadshow “Fame Breakfast Special ’ Å Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 (Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs) use KSYS Heartland Elmslie chair. (N) and Fortune” ’ Now! Caroline’s invitation to a Manhat- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:01) Castle “Always” (Season KEZI 9 News (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 tan gala to try to meet Martha and KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å Finale) (N) Å line (N) mel Live (N) show her their cupcake business 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil A woman abandons The Dr. Oz Show Nine Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 in “And Martha Stewart Have a KEVU 700 Club her two toddlers. ’ metabolism boosters. (N) Victims Unit ’ Å Victims Unit “Lust” ’ Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond Ball.” (:00) 3ABN Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible ASI Conventions 2011 Books of the Battles of Engage 30/IND 21 8 p.m. on CW Today Book Faith Gossip Girl 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- Two and a Bones Brennan and Booth go to House “Post Mortem” The team Fox News at Two and a (:05) Family Everybody- American 13 11 KLSR ’ Å sons Å Half Men Los Angeles. treats a doctor. 10 (N) Half Men Guy Å Raymond Dad Å When Blair (Leighton Meester) 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang The Voice “Live Final Performances” The remaining contestants Smash “Previews” A crisis hits News (:35) The Tonight Show realizes she has to be in two 6 KTCW Theory Theory perform. (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å Rebecca Duvall. With Jay Leno (N) Å places at once, she asks Serena (Blake Lively) to fill in for her at 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow George History Detectives ’ Å American Experience “The Unlisted: A Story of PBS News- 7 KOAC Business Elmslie chair. (N) Greely Expedition” Schizophrenia ’ Å Hour Å one of the events, an important meeting. Ivy and Lola (Kaylee De- (:00) The Beyond Scared Straight A Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight “St. Beyond Scared Straight Å (:01) Beyond Scared Beyond Fer, Ella Rae Peck) help Chuck A&E 24 23 Å First 48 tough female deputy. “Richland County, S.C.” Clair County, Ill.” Straight “Lieber” Scared (Ed Westwick) wage a vendetta. ABC FAM 40 32 Picture Secret-Teen Secret-Teen Make It or Break It (N) Secret-Teen The 700 Club Å Prince Nate (Chace Crawford) comes to (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami Woman killed after CSI: Miami Natalia must face CSI: Miami Suspected terrorist The Pitch “Clockwork” (N) Mad Men Peggy is keeping a (12:04) The a decision about his future with AMC 68 24 Miami ’ auction. ’ Å her ex-husband. ’ on the run. ’ secret. Å Killing ’ Diana (Elizabeth Hurley) in the ANPL 49 47 Rattlesnake Swamp Wars ’ River Monsters ’ Å River Monsters ’ Frozen Planet ’ Å River Monsters ’ Å Monsters new episode “The Fugitives.” Penn BRAVO 62 46 Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Bethenny Ever After (N) Happens (:32) Bethenny Ever After Badgley also stars. CNBC 65 Sty Tuned CNBC Titans Mad Money Stay Tuned: Future of TV 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 9 p.m. on ABC FAM CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Make It or Break It COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Futurama South Park Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park It’s the final week of qualifica- CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld ’ Gossip Girl (N) ’ Å Hart of Dixie (N) Å Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show tions, and Lauren (Cassie Scerbo) American American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper: Senior American has just undergone an experi- DISC 34 30 Chopper ’ vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior (N) Å vs. Junior ’ Å Chopper ’ mental procedure and is worried Good Luck Wizards- Jessie “Star Jessie ’ Å “Ella Enchanted”››‡ (2004) Anne Hatha- (:15) Fish Jessie ’ Å Jessie “Star Shake It Wizards- about whether she’ll recover in DISN 37 21 Charlie ’ Place Wars” way, Hugh Dancy. ’ Å Hooks ’ Wars” Up! Å Place time to compete in the finals. Jor- E! 57 25 Women Kill E! News (N) Fashion Police Eastwood Khloe Khloe Khloe Chelsea Lat E! News dan (Chelsea Tavares) is thrown MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- for a loop when someone from ESPN 28 31 ball ball her past shows up at the training ESPN2 27 49 30 for 30 NFL Live Å SportsNation Å Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR NBA E:60 SportCtr center in the new episode “Truth Be Told.” Ayla Kell and Josie Loren FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) also star. FOOD 72 50 Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Meat Men Diners Diners FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “Step Brothers”››‡ (2008) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. “Step Brothers”››‡ (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. 9:31 p.m. on KPIC “The Happening”› (2008) Mark Wahlberg, (:15) FXM “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008, Science Fiction) (:38) FXM “The Marine”›‡ (2006) John Cena. Thugs Mike & Molly FXM 44 Zooey Deschanel. Å Presents Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly. Å Presents kidnap the wife of a soldier. In the theater, there’s a tradition HGTV 50 43 Income Love It or List It Å Love It or List It (N) Property Property Hunters Hunters Int’l Love It or List It Å Property that says if the dress rehearsal HIST 41 34 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (:01) American Pickers Pawn Stars goes badly, the show itself will be smooth sailing. Let’s hope that HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls applies to weddings, too, as Mike ION 15 20 Into Blue Cold Case “World’s End” Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “Boy Crazy” Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Å Å Å ››› ›› Å and Molly’s (Billy Gardell, Melissa LIFE 23 29 Reba Reba Reba “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin. “Rumor Has It...” (2005) Jennifer Aniston. Father McCarthy) wedding rehearsal, MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show held two days before the real MTV 26 17 Punk’d ’ Substitute Substitute Fantasy Fantasy Strangers Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Strangers Ridiculous. Strangers Pauly D thing, is an unmitigated disas- NAT GEO 73 Justice Goldfathers Million Moon Rock Heist Wild Justice Goldfathers Wild Justice Fight Sci. ter. Reginald VelJohnson (“Family NICK 71 39 Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Matters”) guest stars in the new OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Tanisha Gets Married Bad Girls episode “The Rehearsal.” Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at 10 p.m. on KPIC ROOT 38 99 Pregame (Live) Postgame Seattle Mariners. Hawaii Five-0 SPEED 58 53 Hot Rod TV Garage Garage NASCAR Race Hub Gearz Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Garage Garage Pimp, Ride How do you say, “Good news, SPIKE 69 38 (:00) DEA DEA ’ Wildest Police Videos Stings Stings Wildest Police Videos Stings Stings Repo bad news” in Hawaiian? In this SYFY 43 40 Missed Call Eureka “The Real Thing” Eureka The ship is found. Eureka “Friendly Fire” Lost Girl “Mirror, Mirror” Eureka “Friendly Fire” Lost Girl ’ new episode, McGarrett (Alex The King of Seinfeld Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy The story of “Star Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy A retelling of Conan (N) Å The Offi ce O’Loughlin) finally catches his TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Wars.” ’ Å “Return of the Jedi.” ’ ’ Å archnemesis, Wo Fat (Mark “Crime in “West Side Story”›››› (1961, Musical) Natalie Wood, Richard Beymer, Russ Tamblyn. Tragedy “The Young Savages”››› (1961) Burt Lancaster. An as- “The Purple Dacascos), only to discover that TCM 51 26 the Streets” clouds the romance of two young lovers. Å sistant district attorney probes a gang slaying. Gang”›› the Japanese Yakuza is after them TLC 42 41 Toddler Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Boss both. Scott Caan, Daniel Dae TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å Southland Kim and Grace Park also star in “Ua Hopu” — Hawaiian for TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken “caught.” TRVL 59 48 Bourdain Bizarre Foods/Zimmern No Reservation No Reservation Hotel Impossible (N) Hotel Impossible Å Bourdain TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King 10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX (:00) NCIS NCIS: Los Angeles Tracking a NCIS Ducky is stabbed at a WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) “The Game Plan”›› (2007) Dwayne Smash USA 45 15 ’ Å serial killer. ’ crime scene. ’ Å “The Rock” Johnson. Å Rebecca (Uma Thurman) fac- VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Hockey Nashville Predators at Phoenix Coyotes. (Live) NHL Live Poker After Dark Å Darts Paint Zoom es a crisis as “Bombshell” gets WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Amazing Wedding Cakes Wedding its first look from an audience. WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama When it falls short, Tom and Julia (Christian Borle, Debra Mess- (:15) “See No Evil, Hear No Evil”››‡ “White Chicks”›› (2004) Shawn Wayans. Two male FBI (9:50) “Ronin”››‡ (1998) Robert De Niro. Five espionage “Urban ing) attempt some adjustments. ENC 642 710 ’ ’ Å (1989) Richard Pryor. agents pose as female socialites. specialists must fi nd a special briefcase. Legends” Frank’s (Brian D’Arcy James) (:00) “Ice Age”››› (2002, 24/7 May- Real Time With Bill Maher “Paul”››‡ (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Battleship: Ricky 24/7 May- “Water for life is disrupted by the return of HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Comedy) weather Frost. First Look Gervais weather Elephants” Michael (Will Chase). Dev (Raza (5:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› (2010, Weeds ’ Å Weeds ’ Å The Borgias The Pope Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias The Pope Nurse Jackie SHO 600 660 Jaffrey) tries to mend fences Drama) Pierce Brosnan. ’ Å demands allegiance. ’ ’ “Face Off” demands allegiance. ’ ’ with Karen (Katharine McPhee). (:40) “Shoot the Hero” (2010) Jason Mewes, “Super Size Me”››› (2004, Documentary) (:40) “Rebirth”››› (2011, Documentary) The lives of fi ve “Vidal Sassoon: The Megan Hilty also stars in the new TMC 620 690 Samantha Lockwood. ’ Å ’ Å people evolve in the years after 9/11. ’ Å Movie” (2010) ’ Å episode “Previews.” Page 26, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 TUESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 8

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “The Lone Runner”› “Across 110th Street”››‡ (1972) Anthony Quinn. A bloody gang war “Unspeakable” (2003, Suspense) Dennis Hopper, Dina Meyer. A woman “The Grudge 2”›‡ (2006, Horror) Amber Tamblyn, 292 KPIC (1986) Miles O’Keeffe. explodes in the streets of Harlem. Å must fi nd a killer before a man is executed. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “Identity Crisis” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS Oil Painting Cook’s Country Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) “Little Howler” Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew ’ Å The Revolution General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World KEZI 9 News at 9 4 KEZI Brown Å Brown Å ’ Å ’ Å News 6pm (N) 25/MYTV The People’s Court Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- The 700 Club Å College 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å “Identity Crisis” ’ Å “Smothered” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Baseball Body & Spirit In Search of 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Truth Jesus Praise 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier “Secret According to 30 Rock ’ Å Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My The Offi ce 30 Rock ’ Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Admirer” Jim ’ Å Mirror Image” “Broke” ’ ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show A crew Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW member gets a surprise. Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Beauty of Oil The Jazzy Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Ask This Old 7 KOAC Painting Vegetarian ’ Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) “Little Howler” Company Ruffman House Å CSI: Miami Former colleague may still Criminal Minds Following a con Criminal Minds A killer targets illegal The First 48 A man is shot in broad The First 48 A love triangle that The First 48 Man is shot outside an Storage Wars A&E 24 23 be alive. ’ Å artist’s mental decline. ’ immigrants. ’ Å daylight. Å turned deadly. Å abandoned house. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show “Confessions of a Shopaholic”›› (2009) Isla Fisher. (9:30) “Earth- “Superman: The Movie”›››‡ (1978, Science Fiction) Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Marlon Brando. Superman learns of a plot to The Pitch “Clockwork” CSI: Miami “Internal Affairs” Natalia’s CSI: Miami ’ Å AMC 68 24 quake”›› destroy the West Coast. Å ex-husband is killed. ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Houston Å My Cat From Hell “Wildcat!” Fatal Attractions ’ Å Rattlesnake Republic Å Rattlesnake BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas “Mentors” Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Top Chef CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Crime Inc. 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.”›› (2009) Jeremy Piven. Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA Brazil Bum TBA TBA Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King FBI: Criminal Pursuit ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest DISC 34 30 Catch Å Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Special Agent Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ Å Oso ’ Å Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å “Egg It Up” “Shrink It Up” “Judge It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Kendra Kendra Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Khloe Khloe The Voice The remaining contestants perform. Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å E:60 (N) SportsNation NFL Live Å ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now First Take Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å Around/Horn Interruption 30 for 30 Å FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped FX 31 45 (11:00) “Adventureland” “Grandma’s Boy”›‡ (2006) Doris Roberts, Allen Covert. “Dude, Where’s My Car?”›‡ (2000) Ashton Kutcher. How I Met How I Met How I Met “Break Up”›‡ (1998, Suspense) Kiefer Sutherland. Accused of killing her “Cruel Intentions”››‡ (1999) Sarah Michelle Gellar. Teens pass the time “Jumper”›‡ (2008, Science Fiction) Hayden Christensen, (:44) FXM “Fantastic FXM 44 abusive husband, a deaf woman fl ees. Å playing wicked games of seduction. Å Jamie Bell. Å Presents Å Four” HGTV 50 43 Hunters Hunters Int’l Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property HIST 41 34 Ancient Aliens Alien encounters throughout history. Å Ancient Aliens Seeking clues about ancient aliens. Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens Å Ancient Aliens HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Pinup” The Waltons “The Attack” The Waltons “The Legacy” Little House ION 15 20 My Pillow Paid Program “Assassins”›› (1995, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas, Julianne Moore. ’ Criminal Minds “Corazon” ’ Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy Å Grey’s Anatomy Å How I Met How I Met Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 16 and Pregnant “Lindsey” 16 and Pregnant “Myranda” Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Pauly D Pauly D Pauly D True Life ’ True Life ’ NAT GEO 73 Wild Justice “Outgunned” American Transgender Amish: Out of Order Amish: Out of Order Wild Justice “Gold Fever” Inside Polygamy Amish: Out NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne Roseanne Tanisha Gets Married America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Devil’s Adv. The Dan Patrick Show (N) Motorsports TV Motorhead Autogeek’s Graham MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) The Game 365 ROOT 38 99 Garage TV Garage Bensinger SPEED 58 53 Monster Jam On the Edge Classic Car Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Supercars Supercars Pimp My Ride SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:30) “The Unfi nished (:15) “An American in Paris”›››› (1951) Gene Kelly. A GI stays in (:15) “Dr. Coppelius” (1966) Walter Slezak, Claudia Corday, Caj Selling. A “The Roaring Twenties”››› (1939) James Cagney, TCM 51 26 Dance”››‡ (1947) Paris to paint and falls in love with a young woman. scientist creates a captivating mechanical doll. Humphrey Bogart, Priscilla Lane. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Jackie” A Baby Story A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes To Be Announced Toddler-Tiara TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Hide and Sneak” Las Vegas ’ Å Leverage “The Miracle Job” The Closer “Off the Hook” NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 Donut Crazy Å Deep Fried Å State Fair Foods Å Fast Foods Gone Global Street Foods International Man v. Food Man v. Food Bourdain TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “Nowhere to Run” Gunsmoke “Blood Money” Bonanza “Death at Dawn” Bonanza “Showdown” Å Bonanza “The Mission” Å M*A*S*H House House takes on a teenage faith Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 healer. ’ Å Unit Condemned man. Å Unit “Prodigy” ’ Å Unit “Protection” ’ Å Unit “Surveillance” ’ Å Unit “Popular” Teenage sex. SVU VS. 47 422 Seasons Bob Redfern NHL 36 NHL 36 Tour of California Preview NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Trial by Magic” ’ Charmed “Lost and Bound” Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls To Be Announced TBA WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos MLB Baseball: Braves at Cubs (11:50) “All the Pretty Horses”››‡ (2000) Matt Damon. Two Texas (1:50) “Secretariat”››› (2010, Drama) Diane Lane, John Malkovich. The “The Cowboy Way”›› (1994) Woody Harrelson. Two cowboys ride into (5:50) “About ENC 642 710 buddies seek the cowboy life in 1949 Mexico. Å story of the 1973 Triple Crown winner. ’ Å Manhattan to fi nd a missing compadre. ’ Å Schmidt” ’ “One Day”››‡ (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. For two decades, two “The Education of Dee Dee Wall Street: “Something’s Gotta Give”››› (2003) Jack Nicholson. A music exec falls (:45) “Wall Street: Money Never HBO 500 600 friends reunite on July 15 each year. ’ Å Ricks”››› (2011) ’ Å Money Never for the mother of his young girlfriend. ’ Å Sleeps”››‡ (2010) “Who Killed” (:45) “Turning Green”››‡ (2005) Timothy Hutton, (:15) “The Golden Bowl”››‡ (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman, Jeremy Northam. Secrets surround “Flypaper”›› (2011) Patrick Dempsey. A man tries to “The Waiting SHO 600 660 Alessandro Nivola. ’ Å a billionaire’s daughter and her fi ance. protect a bank teller. ’ Å City”›› ’ (11:00) “In (:45) “Unhook the Stars”››› (1996) Gena Rowlands. An older widow (:35) “Son of Morning” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph “The Joy Luck Club”›››‡ (1993, Drama) Rosalind Chao, Tamlyn Tomita, France Nuyen. TMC 620 690 Enemy Hands” befriends a new neighbor and her young son. ’ Cross, Heather Graham. ’ Å Chinese-American women learn from their mothers. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, MAY 8 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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(N) Same-day Tape) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å buyers exactly what they ask for doesn’t 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense Superstars of Seventies Soul Live (My Music) Motown, R&B, soul and disco European Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy mean they’re immune from elimination, 8 KSYS Possibilities artists. ’ Å Insights Now! however, as three of the designers learn 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Last Man (:31) Cougar Dancing With the Stars (N (:01) Private Practice “Drift- KEZI 9 News (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- the hard way. Elle Macpherson hosts 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å Standing ’ Town (N) ’ Same-day Tape) Å ing Back” (N) Å line (N) mel Live (N) “Buyer’s Choice.” 25/MYTV (:00) College Baseball Oregon State at Oregon. (N) (Live) Cold Case Unattractive Cold Case A cop killed in 1968 My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 8 p.m. on KEZI 11 12 KEVU woman’s murder. Å may have been gay. Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond Last Man Standing (:00) 3ABN Gospel Journeys ’n ASI Conventions 2011 Making Variety Heavens- Exalting His ASI Video Bible Rx Life-Recov- 30/IND 21 Shades of old-school Tim Taylor! Mike Today Outreach Journals Waves View Word Magazine ery (Tim Allen) isn’t thrilled to learn that 33/FOX Family The Simp- Two and a Glee Students prepare for prom. New Girl (:31) New Fox News at Two and a (:05) Family Everybody- American Vanessa’s (Nancy Travis) sister, April 13 11 KLSR Guy Å sons Å Half Men (N) ’ Å “See Ya” Girl Å 10 (N) Half Men Guy Å Raymond Dad Å (guest star Christina Moore) is coming 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Fashion Star The buyers The Voice “Live Finale” (Season Finale) The winner is revealed. (N News (:35) The Tonight Show to visit. He knows she’ll probably want to 6 KTCW Theory Theory commission designs. (N) Same-day Tape) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å borrow money, and he has plans for his 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Experience Breakfast Special ’ Å Frontline Rupert Murdoch’s Moyers & Company ’ Å PBS News- extra cash: buying a tank to run over old 7 KOAC Business media dynasty. ’ Hour Å vehicles at the junkyard. Kyle (Christoph Sanders) worries about how Mike will Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (:01) Storage (:31) Storage (12:01) Stor- A&E 24 23 Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å take his breakup with Kristin (Alexandra Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars age Wars Krosney) in the season finale, “Found ABC FAM 40 32 “Uptown Girls”›› (2003) Brittany Murphy. “A Walk to Remember”›› (2002) Shane West, Mandy Moore. The 700 Club Å Prince Money.” (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami Truck full of “Die Hard”›››‡ (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. A New York police- “Die Hard 2”››› (1990, Action) Bruce AMC 68 24 ’ Å Å 8 p.m. on CW Miami confi scated weapons. man outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. 90210 ANPL 49 Rattlesnake Wild Russia ’ Å Frozen Planet ’ Å Frozen Planet “Spring” Frozen Planet “Summer” Frozen Planet ’ Å Frozen P. 47 A reluctant Naomi (AnnaLynne Mc- BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Housewives/OC Orange County Social (N) Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Housewives/OC Cord) hosts a bachelorette party for CNBC 65 60 Min. 60 Minutes on CNBC (N) Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Max’s (Josh Zuckerman) fiancee, Madi- CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers son (Caitlin Thompson). She tries to COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Work. South Park Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 sabotage the event, but it’ll take more CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld ’ 90210 (N) ’ Å The L.A. Complex (N) ’ Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show than that to spoil it when Madison’s child- hood crush, former Backstreet Boy Nick (:00) Deadli- Deadliest Catch “Weak Deadliest Catch The Deadliest Catch A brutal The Devil’s Ride (Series Deadliest Catch A brutal The Devil’s DISC 34 30 est Catch Links” ’ Å exhausted crews dig deep. season takes its toll. (N) Premiere) (N) ’ Å season takes its toll. ’ Ride Å Carter, shows up. Liam and Navid (Matt Lanter, Michael Steger) get into a fight Good Luck Wizards- Jessie ’ Å Phineas and “Hannah Montana: The Movie”››‡ (2009, Musical) Miley Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Shake It Wizards- DISN 37 21 ’ ’ Å Å at Max’s bachelor party, and both events Charlie Place Ferb Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. Up! Place end with people in jail in the new episode E! 57 25 The Voice E! News (N) Eastwood Khloe Kids of Killers Death in Paradise Chelsea Lat E! News “A Tale of Two Parties.” Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter ESPN 28 31 8:31 p.m. on KEZI Cougar Town ESPN2 27 49 30 for 30 NFL Live (N) Å E:60 Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR NBA E:60 Nation A hurricane becomes the occasion Hannity Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye FNC 32 27 (N) (N) for a party at Jules’ (Courteney Cox) FOOD 72 50 Chopped Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped Chopped (N) Chopped “Crunch Time” Chopped house, but the stormy weather isn’t all FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “Dear John”›› (2010, Romance) Channing Tatum. “Dear John”›› (2010, Romance) Channing Tatum. Jennifer’s outside. Laurie (Busy Philipps) and her (:00) “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer”›› (2007) Ioan “Jumper”›‡ (2008, Science Fiction) Hayden (:43) FXM “The Star soldier boyfriend (Edwin Hodge) have FXM 44 Surfer”›› (2007) Ioan Gruffudd. Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. Å Christensen, Jamie Bell. Å Presents Chamber” ended their long-distance relationship, HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l Hunters Celebs Million White Room Hunters Hunters Int’l Celebs Million White Room and Travis (Dan Byrd) considers moving HIST 41 34 (:00) Ancient Aliens Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Swamp People Å United Stats of America Brad Meltzer’s Decoded Pawn Stars in on her — something Jules is deter- mined to prevent. Christa Miller and Josh HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ’ Å ’ ’ Å Hopkins also star in the new episode ION 15 20 Criminal Criminal Minds Criminal Minds “Coda” Criminal Minds “Valhalla” Flashpoint “Custody” Flashpoint Criminal “Down South.” Wife Swap Wife Swap ’ Å Dance Moms: Miami Dance Moms: Miami (N) Dance Moms: Miami (N) The Client List Å Dance LIFE 23 29 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show The Voice 26 True Life Substitute Substitute Ridiculous. Ridiculous. 16 and Pregnant Å 16 and Pregnant (N) ’ Savage U 16 and Pregnant Å MTV 17 It’s down to the wire in this innovative NAT GEO 73 Amish: Out Amish: Out of Order (N) Inside Polygamy Amish: Out of Order Amish: Out of Order Wild Justice G.I. Camp singing competition, in which a panel of NICK 71 39 Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ music industry insiders chose the con- OXY 61 (:00) “The Devil’s Advocate”››‡ (1997) Keanu Reeves. Å Best Ink “Purrfect Ink” Best Ink (N) Å Best Ink Å Devil’s Adv. testants they wanted to mentor based Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at strictly on how they sang, not how they ROOT 38 99 Pregame (Live) Postgame Seattle Mariners. looked. Tonight, one of those contestants SPEED 58 53 Pimp, Ride My Ride My Ride NASCAR Race Hub Supercars Supercars Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride My Ride My Ride Pimp, Ride is crowned the winner of the competition and receives a $100,000 cash prize and 69 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Repo Repo Repo SPIKE 38 a record deal. Carson Daly hosts the SYFY 43 40 Fact Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Dream Machines (N) Fact or Faked Dream season finale. The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) The Offi ce TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory “Hot Girl” 9 p.m. on CW The L.A. Complex “Roaring AFI Master Class (N) “Man of a Thousand Faces”›››‡ (1957, Biography) James (:15) AFI Master Class (:15) AFI Master Class Å “Spartacus” TCM 51 26 ’20s” Cagney, Dorothy Malone, Jane Greer. (1960) After Raquel’s (Jewel Staite) agency TLC 42 41 Toddler Medium Medium My Collection Obsession Strongest Toddler Couple Couple My Collection Obsession Toddler dumps her, she becomes more deter- Å Å ’ Å ’ mined than ever to get her script op- TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Franklin & Bash “Pilot” Bones CSI: NY tioned by any means necessary. Nick TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure Gumball Level Up Adventure King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken (Joe Dinicol) finally gets some laughs by TRVL 59 48 Bourdain Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Off Limits (N) Å Off Limits Å Mysteries incorporating the story of a bizarre one- TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Divorced Cleveland King night stand into his comedy act. Tariq Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- Necessary (Benjamin Charles Watson) suspects USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Justice” ’ Victims Unit “Painless” Victims Unit “Rotten” ’ Victims Unit “Silence” ’ tion “Precious Metal” Roughness Kaldrick (Andra Fuller) has it in for him. VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Live NBC Sports Talk (N) Poker After Dark Å NHL 36 NBC Sports Talk Poker After Dark Å Paint Zoom Abby (Cassie Steele) fears that she Å Å might have to give up on her dreams in WE 185 120 TBA To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced Ghost Whisperer Little Miss Perfect Perfect the new episode “Who You Know.” WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball: Braves at Cubs 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 10 p.m. on KPIC (5:50) “About Schmidt”››› (2002) Jack “The Secret of My Success”››‡ (1987, Comedy) Michael J. “Secretariat”››› (2010, Drama) Diane Lane. The story of the “The Cow- Unforgettable ENC 642 710 Nicholson, Hope Davis. ’ Å Fox, Helen Slater. ’ Å 1973 Triple Crown winner. ’ Å boy Way” Carrie and Al (Poppy Montgomery, (5:45) “Wall Street: Money Never “One Day”››‡ (2011) Anne Hathaway. For two decades, two 24/7 May- Veep “Cath- Game of Thrones Arya has a Ricky HBO 500 600 ››‡ ’ Å ’ Dylan Walsh) travel to Syracuse to inves- Sleeps” (2010, Drama) friends reunite on July 15 each year. weather erine” surprise visitor. Gervais tigate a murder that resembles the killing (:00) “The Waiting City”›› (2009) Radha The Borgias The Pope The Big C Nurse Jackie The Borgias The Pope The Big C Nurse Jackie “Botched” SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ of Carrie’s sister. Elias Koteas (“The Thin Mitchell, Joel Edgerton. demands allegiance. “Face Off” demands allegiance. “Face Off” (2007) Red Line”) guest stars as the suspect, “Cairo Time”››› (2009) Patricia Clarkson, “The Hours”›››‡ (2002) Meryl Streep. Three women in differ- “The Lucky Ones”››‡ (2008, Drama) Rachel McAdams, Tim “Skateland” TMC 620 690 Sam Rhodes, in the season finale, “The Alexander Siddig. ’ Å ent eras suffer emotional crises. ’ Robbins, Michael Peña. ’ (2010) Man in the Woods.” Page 28, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 9

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “633 Squadron”›› “The Oblong Box”›› (1969, Horror) Vincent Price. British noble’s buried- “House of the Long Shadows”›› (1983) Vincent Price. Writer at work “Blood and Chocolate”›‡ (2007, Fantasy) Agnes 292 KPIC (1964) Cliff Robertson. Å alive brother seeks masked revenge. Å sees gothic frights at a run-down mansion. Å Bruckner, Hugh Dancy. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent “In The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Treatment” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS Best of Joy of Hubert Keller: Clifford the Big Sid the Science Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Painting Secrets, Chef Red Dog Kid ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew ’ Å The Revolution General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World KEZI 9 News at 9 4 KEZI Brown Å Brown Å ’ Å ’ Å News 6pm (N) 25/MYTV The People’s Court Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “In Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å Treatment” ’ Å “The Faithful” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations A Sharper Focus John Lomacang. 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Book Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to 30 Rock ’ Å Friends ’ Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce ’ Å 30 Rock “The King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Jim ’ Å Collection” ’ ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show A living- Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW room makeover. (N) Å Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Hubert Keller: Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff In the Ameri- 7 KOAC Painting Secrets, Chef Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman cas-David CSI: Miami “Sunblock” Serial killer Criminal Minds “Solitary Man” A Criminal Minds Tracking a killer who The First 48 A man is robbed and The First 48 Update to the homicide The First 48 A double homicide in Storage Wars A&E 24 23 strikes during an eclipse. truck driver kidnaps women. targets families. ’ shot. Å of a taxi driver. Cincinnati. Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show ’70s Show “Revenge of the Bridesmaids” (2010) Raven-Symoné. Walk “Die Hard 2”››› (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Atherton. Police hero “Red Dawn”››‡ (1984, Action) Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson. High-school CSI: Miami “Man Down” A member CSI: Miami ’ Å AMC 68 24 spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. Å guerrillas take on invading Soviet troops. Å of the team dies. ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Miami ’ Å Animal Cops Miami ’ Å Animal Cops Miami ’ Å My Cat From Hell ’ Å Fatal Attractions ’ Å Rattlesnake Republic Å Rattlesnake BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef Masters Å Top Chef CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Marijuana USA Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 “Superhero Movie”› (2008) Drake Bell, Sara Paxton. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:26) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA TBA To Be Announced Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King FBI: Criminal Pursuit ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å Sons of Guns ’ Å Sons of Guns ’ Å Sons of Guns ’ Å American DISC 34 30 Guns Å Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Special Agent Jake and the “Hannah Montana: The Movie”››‡ (2009, Musical) Miley Cyrus, Billy Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ Å Oso ’ Å Pirates Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment. ’ Å ’ Å E! 57 25 E! News “Evan Almighty”›› (2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. The Voice The remaining contestants perform. ’ Å The Voice The winner is revealed. ’ Å Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now First Take Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) Å SEC Storied Å Roll Tide/War FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Diners, Drive FX 31 45 “The Faculty”››‡ (1998) Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall. “Jennifer’s Body”›› (2009) Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried. “Dragonball: Evolution”›› (2009, Action) Justin Chatwin. Two/Half Men “Cruel Intentions”››‡ (1999) Sarah Michelle Gellar. Teens pass the time “Jarhead”››› (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Jamie Foxx. Marines band “Slumdog Millionaire”›››‡ (2008) Dev Patel. A young man from the FXM 44 playing wicked games of seduction. Å together during the Gulf War. Å slums becomes a game-show contestant. Å HGTV 50 43 Hunters Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place HIST 41 34 Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Restoration Restoration Restoration HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Outsider” The Waltons “The Torch” The Waltons “The Tailspin” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez “Bulletproof”›‡ (1996) Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler. ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Pilot” ’ Ghost Whisp. LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å How I Met How I Met Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Ridiculous. Made ’ Made ’ Made ’ Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Pranked ’ Pranked ’ NAT GEO 73 Wild Justice Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad Wild Justice “Thrill Killer” Outlaw Bikers “Hells Angels” Locked Up NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Tanisha Gets Married Å Something The Dan Patrick Show Action Sports World Champion- Volvo Ocean Golf Life ’12 MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Mariners All ROOT 38 99 ships Race Access SPEED 58 53 Monster Jam On the Edge Guys Garage Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time (N) Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff Car Warriors SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Total Blackout Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Å “Advnture- “The Bandit of Sherwood Forest”››‡ (1946, “Rogues of Sherwood Forest”›› (1950, Adventure) “Sword of Sherwood Forest”››‡ (1961, Adventure) “The Most Dangerous Game”››› (1932, Horror) TCM 51 26 Robin” Adventure) Cornel Wilde, Anita Louise. John Derek, Diana Lynn. Richard Greene, Peter Cushing. Joel McCrea, Fay Wray, Leslie Banks. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Jil” Å A Baby Story A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes To Be Announced Toddler-Tiara TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Centennial” ’ Leverage “The Stork Job” The Closer “Jump the Gun” Law & Order “Bait” ’ NBA Basketball TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 Country Crazy Å Mud People Å Extreme Wild Races Å Extreme Wild Parties Å Extreme Restaurants Å Man v. Food Man v. Food Bourdain TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “Dead Man’s Law” Gunsmoke “Hill Girl” Å Bonanza “The Mission” Å Bonanza “Denver McKee” Bonanza “The Abduction” M*A*S*H (11:00) “Burn Notice: The Fall of House “Euphoria, Part 1” A police House House tries to save Foreman’s House ’ Å NCIS “Deliverance” Gibbs fi nds a NCIS “Bounce” Reopened investigation. NCIS “South by USA 45 15 Sam Axe” (2011) Å offi cer deteriorates. life. Å cryptic message. Å ’ Å Southwest” VS. 47 422 Progressive IFA Redfi sh NHL 36 Dodge Viper Red Bull Signature Series (N) NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer “The One” Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls “Three Men and a Baby”››› (1987) WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ MLB Baseball (11:35) “One Crazy Sum- (:10) “Resident Evil: Afterlife”›‡ (2010, Horror) Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, (2:50) “Fear”›› (1996, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, “Takers”››‡ (2010, Action) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. Skilled thieves plan the ENC 642 710 mer”›› (1986) Å Kim Coates. ’ Å Reese Witherspoon. ’ Å biggest heist of their careers. ’ Å (11:00) “Larry (:45) “Just Married”› (2003) Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds have bad “The Eagle”››‡ (2011) Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell. A Roman soldier sets “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”››› (2010, HBO 500 600 Crowne”›› luck while honeymooning in Europe. ’ Å out to restore his father’s honor. ’ Å Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. ’ Å (11:30) “Joan Rivers: A Piece of “Personal Velocity”››› (2002) Voice of John “Ceremony”›› (2010, Comedy) Michael Angarano, “Womb” (2010, Science Fiction) Eva Green, Matt Smith. A woman gives birth “Powder”››‡ SHO 600 660 Work”›››‡ (2010) ’ Ventimiglia, Kyra Sedgwick. ’ Å Uma Thurman, Lee Pace. ’ Å to a clone of her dead lover. ’ Å (11:25) “The Wedding Gift”››› (12:55) “Sympathy for Delicious” (2010) Orlando (:40) “As Good as Dead”›‡ (2010) Cary Elwes. (:15) “Frank & Jesse”›› (1995) Rob Lowe. Premiere. An agent named (:05) “Nobody’s TMC 620 690 (1993) Å Bloom, Juliette Lewis. ’ Å Fundamentalists kidnap the wrong man. Pinkerton vows to nab the James brothers. 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Central DC 8 p.m. on KEZI 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Survivor: One World (N) Criminal Minds The team talks CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With The Middle 4 8 Å ’ ’ Å ’ KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) to a college class. tion “Homecoming” David Letterman (N) Four-leaf clovers are supposed 4.2/This TV “Blood and “The Grudge 2”›‡ (2006) Amber Tamblyn. A young woman “Blood and Chocolate”›‡ (2007, Fantasy) Agnes Bruckner, “The Grudge 2”›‡ (2006) Amber Tamblyn, 292 to be lucky, right? Not for Brick KPIC Chocolate” encounters a terrible curse in Tokyo. Hugh Dancy, Olivier Martinez. Å Sarah Michelle Gellar. Å (Atticus Shaffer), who’s apparent- 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Off Their Off Their Rock Center With Brian Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 ly come into possession of the KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å Rockers Rockers Williams (N) ’ Å Victims Unit (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å world’s only evil four-leaf clover 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Nature Two white lion cubs NOVA The tornado outbreak NOVA Scientists try to forecast Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy and is plagued by bad luck. Frankie 8 KSYS Beat Å grow up. (N) ’ of 2011. ’ tornadoes. ’ Now! (Patricia Heaton) decides Aunt Edie 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle Suburgatory Modern Apartment Revenge “Legacy” (N) ’ Å KEZI 9 News (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- (Jeanette Miller) needs a caregiver. 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) Å (N) Å Family (N) 23 line (N) mel Live (N) Axl (Charlie McDermott) makes 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show (N) ’ Å Burn Notice “Devil You Know” Burn Notice Fiona and Sam My Name Is Everybody Everybody- another accidental prom date with 11 12 KEVU 700 Club ’ Å protect a lawyer. ’ Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond the wrong girl, while his friend (:00) 3ABN Amazing Books of the Victory in Jesus (In Spanish) Mission Bible Ques- A Sharper Focus John His Words From My Knowing Darrin (John Gammon) invites Sue 30/IND 21 Today Facts Book Stories tions Lomacang. Are Life Heart God (Eden Sher) in the new episode 33/FOX Family The Simp- Two and a American Idol “Performance Show” The fi nalists perform for the Fox News at Two and a (:05) Family Everybody- American “The Clover.” 13 11 KLSR Guy Å sons Å Half Men judges. (N Same-day Tape) Å 10 (N) Half Men Guy Å Raymond Dad Å 8 p.m. on KSYS, KOAC 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Off Their Off Their Rock Center With Brian Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Nature Theory Theory Rockers Rockers Williams ’ Å Victims Unit ’ Å With Jay Leno Å KTCW (N) (N) (N) The new episode “The White Li- 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Nature Two white lion cubs NOVA The tornado outbreak NOVA Scientists try to forecast In the Life In the Life PBS News- 7 ’ ’ ’ ’ Å ’ Å Å ons” tells the story of two extremely KOAC Business grow up. (N) of 2011. tornadoes. Hour rare white lion cubs on their journey (:00) Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Duck Dy- Duck (:01) Duck (:31) Duck (12:01) Stor- to adulthood. The two females were A&E 24 23 Wars Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å nasty (N) Dynasty Å Dynasty Dynasty age Wars born in May 2009 in South Africa’s ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “A Walk to Remember”›› (2002, Romance) “Dirty Dancing”››› (1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. The 700 Club Å Prince Kruger Park and must overcome (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami “A Grizzly “Die Hard With a Vengeance”››› (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. A New York “Die Hard”›››‡ (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, not only the same survival chal- AMC 68 24 Miami ’ Murder” ’ Å cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. Å Alan Rickman. Å lenges that all lion cubs face, but ANPL 49 47 Rattlesnake Tanked ’ Å Tanked “Roll With It” ’ River Monsters River Monsters ’ Tanked “Roll With It” ’ Monsters also the threats that their high vis- ibility brings. BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Housewives/NJ Housewives/OC Interior Therapy Around the World Happens Around the World CNBC 65 Greed American Greed (N) Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 9 p.m. on KPIC Criminal Minds CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Chappelle’s Key South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park You might learn something from CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show this new episode, which finds Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and his team in (:00) Ameri- American Guns ’ Å American Guns ’ Å American Guns (N) ’ Å Auction Auction American Guns ’ Å Auction DISC 34 30 can Guns Kings (N) Kings (N) Kings Å front of a class of college students, using a case that spanned 20 years Good Luck Wizards- Jessie ’ Å Jessie “Badfel- “Wizards of Waverly Place: The (:15) Fish Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å Shake It Wizards- DISN 37 21 Charlie ’ Place las” Movie”››› (2009) Selena Gomez. Hooks ’ Up! Å Place to teach them all the ins and outs ›› of profiling. Thomas Gibson, Paget E! 57 25 The Voice E! News (N) “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. The Soup Eastwood Chelsea Lat E! News Brewster, Shemar Moore and Kirst- MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- ESPN 28 31 en Vangsness also star in “Profiling ball ball 101.” ESPN2 27 Roll Tide NFL Live Å SportsNation Å Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR NBA E:60 SportCtr 49 9 p.m. on KEZI FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) Modern Family FOOD 72 50 Diners Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Chopped All-Stars Restaurant ››› ››› Disney owns ABC, so it’s not FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007, Suspense) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007) unusual for a trip to a Disney park (:45) FXM “Jarhead”››› (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Jamie Foxx. “Slumdog Millionaire”›››‡ (2008, Comedy-Drama) Dev (:45) FXM “Sleep.-En- FXM 44 Å Å to find its way into an ABC show. In Presents Marines band together during the Gulf War. Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal. Presents emy” this new episode, a visit to Disney- HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l Hunters Income Kitchen Property Brothers Å Hunters Hunters Int’l Property Brothers Å Property land has Phil (Ty Burrell) struggling HIST 41 34 Restoration Restoration Restoration American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Restoration Restoration (:01) Sold! Pickers Pickers to keep up with Luke (Nolan Gould), HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls while Mitch and Cam (Jesse Tyler ION 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case “Justice” ’ Cold Case “Family 8108” Cold Case “Sabotage” Criminal Minds ’ Criminal Minds ’ Without Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet) try to LIFE 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap stay one step ahead of Lily (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons), who’s learned MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show ’ ’ ’ Å to run. Jay and Gloria (Ed O’Neill, MTV 26 17 Pranked Substitute Substitute Punk’d Punk’d 16 and Pregnant America’s Best Dance America’s Best Dance Hip-Hop Sofia Vergara) butt heads over the NAT GEO 73 Locked Up Locked Up Abroad (N) Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad Outlaw Bikers Wild Justice KKK: Terror issue of appropriate footwear in NICK 71 39 Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ “Disneyland.” ›› ›› Å OXY 61 (:00) “Something New” (2006) Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Tanisha Gets Married “Something New” (2006) 9 p.m. on CW Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLS Soccer America’s Next Top Model ROOT 38 99 Pregame (Live) Postgame In this new episode, the models 58 Warriors Stuntbust. Stuntbust. NASCAR Race Hub Dumbest Dumbest Car Warriors ’ Å Stuntbust. Stuntbust. Pimp, Ride SPEED 53 learn some fighting moves, which SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Am Digger Am Digger Am Digger Auction they use in performing a scene SYFY 43 40 Total Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters (N) Å Total Total Ghost Hunters ’ Å Total with Hong Kong actor and singer- The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) The Offi ce TBS 33 10 songwriter Nicholas Tse. At least Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Theory Theory ’ Å that’s pretend violence; in the photo “Foreign Correspondent”›››‡ (1940) Joel McCrea. A (:45) “Shoot First”››› (1953, Suspense) (:15) “Espionage Agent”››› (1939) Joel (:45) “The Lost Squad- shoot, they face real danger when TCM 51 26 crime reporter exposes a Nazi spy ring. Joel McCrea, Evelyn Keyes. McCrea, Brenda Marshall. Å ron”››› (1932) they pose on top of a high-rise TLC 42 41 Toddler Obsession Obsession Gypsy Wedding Toddlers & Tiaras Å Toddlers & Tiaras (N) ’ Toddlers & Tiaras Å Toddler tower in heavy wind and rain. Tse TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å Franklin & Bash Å Law joins the judges panel to send one TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure Johnny T NinjaGo Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken of the women home. TRVL 59 48 Bourdain Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food 9:31 p.m. on KEZI TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced King King King Don’t Trust the B—— (:00) NCIS NCIS Vance investigates a NCIS A military family comes NCIS “Dead Reckoning” Gibbs NCIS A government scientist Fairly Legal Kate enlists Ben’s Necessary in Apartment 23 45 USA 15 ’ Å boxer’s death. Å under suspicion. works with Kort. goes missing. ’ help. Å Roughness When the rent is due and VS. 47 422 Hockey NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Semifi nal: Teams TBA. (Live) NHL Live Motorcycle Racing Poker After Dark Å Paint Zoom June (Dreama Walker) finds her- WE 185 120 “Three Men and a Baby” “Three Men and a Baby”››› (1987, Comedy) Tom Selleck. Ghost Whisperer Å Bridezillas Å Bridezillas self short, she comes up with an WGN-A 14 Baseball WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama idea for making a little extra cash: selling her homemade jam. (:20) “Short Circuit”››‡ (1986) Ally Sheedy, “Resident Evil: Afterlife”›‡ (2010) Milla (:40) “The Rock”››› (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Alcatraz Island “Takers”››‡ Of course, Chloe (Krysten Ritter) ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Steve Guttenberg. Jovovich, Ali Larter. terrorists threaten to gas San Francisco. isn’t content to leave this little ven- “Harry (:15) “Larry Crowne”›› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Tom Veep “Cath- Girls “Hannah’s Game of Thrones Arya has a Real Time With Bill Maher “Horrible HBO 500 600 ture alone, and soon she’s taking it Potter” Hanks, Julia Roberts, Bryan Cranston. ’ Å erine” Diary” surprise visitor. ’ ’ Å Bosses” ’ to a new level. James (James Van (:00) “Powder”››‡ (1995, Drama) Mary “The Mechanic”›› (2011, Action) Jason (:35) “Fear Island” (2009, Suspense) Haylie (:05) “Womb” (2010, Science Fiction) Eva Der Beek) has his own business SHO 600 660 Steenburgen. ’ Å Statham, Ben Foster. ’ Å Duff, Lucy Hale. Premiere. Å Green, Matt Smith. ’ Å venture — a line of skinny jeans (:05) “Nobody’s Baby”›‡ (2001) Skeet “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer “Just Write”›› (1998) Sherilyn Fenn, Jeremy (:45) “Bob Funk”›› (2009, — in the new episode “Making 620 TMC 690 Ulrich, Gary Oldman. ’ Å Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. ’ Å Piven, Alex Rocco. ’ Å Comedy) ’ Å Rent...” Page 30, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 10

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “Vincent and Theo”››› (1990, Biography) Tim Roth, Paul Rhys, Jip Wijngaarden. The fi nal years of Vincent van “Of Mice and Men”››› (1992) John Malkovich. Based on Steinbeck’s “Play Misty for Me”››› (1971, Suspense) Clint 292 KPIC Gogh are marked by madness. Å novel about two friends in the 1930s. Å Eastwood, Jessica Walter. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “Faithfully” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS Painting With Taste This! ’ Å Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & WordGirl Å Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Paulson Å Friends Friends ’ (DVS) (DVS) (DVS) “Mimic” Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC The Chew ’ Å The Revolution General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World KEZI 9 News at 9 4 KEZI Brown Å Brown Å ’ Å ’ Å News 6pm (N) 25/MYTV The People’s Court Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å “Faithfully” ’ Å Hunt for a con man’s killer. ’ lywood (N) ’ Body & Spirit Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise Live 33/FOX “Gangs of New The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Roz, a According to 30 Rock “Winter Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My The Offi ce “Cafe 30 Rock ’ Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR York” Christine Loan” Å Jim ’ Å Madness” Coffee” Å Disco” ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Surprise Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW makeovers. ’ Å Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Color World Taste This! ’ Å Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff J. Bird’s Blue 7 KOAC Gary Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) “Mimic” Company Ruffman World CSI: Miami A family vacation turns Criminal Minds A kidnapper Criminal Minds “The Fox” A killer The First 48 A man is bludgeoned The First 48 Burning pick-up truck. Å The First 48 “Hale Storm” A barrage The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 deadly. ’ Å captures the wrong twin. ’ preys on families. Å to death. Å of bullets. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life ’70s Show “Dirty Dancing”››› (1987, Romance) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. Raising Helen (11:30) “Red Dawn”››‡ (1984, Action) Patrick Swayze. High-school “The Perfect Storm”››› (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C. Reilly. A fi shing boat sails into CSI: Miami “Triple Threat” A real- CSI: Miami AMC 68 24 guerrillas take on invading Soviet troops. Å the storm of the century. Å estate developer is killed. “Bloodline” ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Miami ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å Miami Animal Police ’ Å My Cat From Hell ’ Å Fatal Attractions ’ Å Rattlesnake Republic Å Super Snake BRAVO 62 46 Pregnant in Heels “Clueless” Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Pregnant in Heels Housewives/OC Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) The Costco Craze: Inside the BMW: A Driv. CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (:15) “Pootie Tang”› (2001, Comedy) Lance Crouther. Å Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Crnk Yankers (:26) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 Brazil Bum TBA TBA Insanity! Roseanne ’ Roseanne Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Å Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King FBI: Criminal Pursuit ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å LA Ink ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American Chopper ’ Å American DISC 34 30 Chopper ’ Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Special Agent Jake and the “Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie”››› (:45) Fish Wizards of Wizards of Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ Å Oso ’ Å Pirates (2009) Selena Gomez. ’ Å Hooks Å Waverly Place Waverly Place ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å E! 57 25 E! News Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. Eastwood Khloe Khloe Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Softball SEC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfi nal: ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now First Take Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) Å NFL32 (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) Å 30 for 30 Å 30 for 30 FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Food Network Star “In the Line of Fire” Food Network Star “Dueling Desserts” Food Network Star Food Network Star Chopped FX 31 45 “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li”›‡ (2009, Action) “Dragonball: Evolution”›› (2009, Action) Justin Chatwin. “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider”›› (2001) Angelina Jolie. How I Met “Dog Park”››‡ (1998) Natasha Henstridge. Canines are the common “Marley & Me”››› (2008) Owen Wilson. A couple’s new puppy grows up (:15) FXM “Walk the Line”››› (2005) Joaquin Phoenix. The story of music legends FXM 44 denominator in a tale of ’90s dating. Å to become an incorrigible handful. Å Presents Å Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. Å HGTV 50 43 Hunters Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HIST 41 34 Swamp People Å Swamp People “Under Siege” MonsterQuest Å MonsterQuest Sea monsters. Swamp People Å Swamp People “Rebound” Swamp HLMRK 87 Emeril’s Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “Founders’ Day” The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Nopalea with Paid Program George Lopez “Great Balls of Fire!”››› (1989) Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder. ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisp. LIFE 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy “What I Am” How I Met How I Met Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Punk’d Å Punk’d Å Pauly D Pauly D Money Strang. Money Strang. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. NAT GEO 73 Wild Justice “Felony Friday” The Decrypters J. Cameron J. Cameron Witness: Tornado Swarm Wild Justice The Decrypters (N) Manhunt NICK 71 39 Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Tanisha Gets Married Å America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Tanisha Gets The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at FC Dallas. From FC Dallas Stadium in MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) World Poker ROOT 38 99 Dallas. (Subject to Blackout) Tour SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing On the Edge Chop-Rebuild Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dangerous Drives Wrecked SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Ghost Whisp. Ghost Whisperer “Lost Boys” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Voices” ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Yes, Dear “Space Yes, Dear ’ Å American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Jam” ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Å “One More (:45) “Battle Cry”››› (1955, War) Van Hefl in, Aldo Ray, Mona Freeman. Marines stop for (:15) “The Violent Men”››‡ (1955, Western) Glenn Ford. A powerful “The Phenix City Story”››› (1955, Docudrama) TCM 51 26 Tomorrow” romance in World War II New Zealand. Westerner is defeated by violent opposition. John McIntire, Richard Kiley. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Beryl” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes To Be Announced Toddler-Tiara TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Viva Las Vegas” Las Vegas ’ Å Leverage “The Wedding Job” The Closer “War Zone” Å Law & Order “Competence” NBA Basketball TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Level Up Regular Show MAD TRVL 59 48 Pizza Paradise Å Hot & Spicy Paradise Å All You Can Eat Paradise Food Truck Paradise Å Bacon Paradise Å Man v. Food Man v. Food Bourdain TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke “Buffalo Man” Gunsmoke “The Jackals” Bonanza “The Abduction” Bonanza “The Last Viking” Bonanza “The Ape” Å M*A*S*H Burn Notice Michael helps a desper- Burn Notice A thug threatens a high- Burn Notice Corporate security Burn Notice “Bad Breaks” Blackmail NCIS “Dead Reckoning” Gibbs works NCIS “Toxic” A government scientist NCIS “Legend” Å USA 45 15 ate father. Å school football star. specialist. Å materials. Å with Kort. Å goes missing. Å VS. 47 422 FLW Outdoors The Next Bite NHL 36 Lucas Oil Motorsports Hour NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Poker After Dark Å Poker After Dark Å Poker After WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer Å Charmed “Marry-Go-Round” Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Mary Mary Mary Mary (N) WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:20) “F/X”››› (1986) Bryan (:15) “The Roommate”›‡ (2011, Suspense) Leighton Meester. A college (2:50) “Sleeping With the Enemy”››‡ (1991) Julia (:35) “The Outsiders”››‡ (1983, Drama) Matt Dillon, (:10) “Ju- ENC 642 710 Brown. ’ Å student’s roommate has a sinister side. ’ Å Roberts, Patrick Bergin. ’ Å C. Thomas Howell. ’ Å nior”››› ’ (10:30) “The Phantom of the “Red Riding Hood”›‡ (2011, Horror) Amanda Battleship: First “Robin Hood”››‡ (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt. Robin and his “Torque”›› (2004) Martin Hender- HBO 500 600 Opera”››› (2004) ’ Å Seyfried, Gary Oldman. ’ Å Look men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å son, Ice Cube. ’ Å “Fair Game”››› (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. Valerie Plame is “The Eclipse”››› (2009, Drama) Ciarán Hinds, Aidan “Few Options” (2011, Crime Drama) Kenny Johnson, “Ten Inch Hero” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Elisabeth SHO 600 660 revealed as a CIA agent. ’ Å Quinn, Iben Hjejle. ’ Å Erin Daniels. ’ Å Harnois, Clea DuVall. ’ Å (11:35) “Jr. Detective Agency” (:05) “Letters to Juliet”›› (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. A young (2:50) “Disorganized Crime”›› (1989) Hoyt Axton. (:35) “How to Rob a Bank”›‡ (2007) Nick Stahl, “Merantau” TMC 620 690 (2009) Luke Perry. woman fi nds an old note to someone’s lover. ’ Å Four crooks get itchy waiting for leader. Erika Christensen. ’ Å (2009, Action) Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 10 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Big Bang Engagement Person of Interest “No Good The Mentalist “Red Rover, Red News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With The Big Bang Theory 4 8 KPIC Fortune (N) (N) Å tion (N) ’ Theory Deed” (N) Å Rover” (N) David Letterman (N) ’ The path into space hasn’t been 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Play Misty for “Two Mules for Sister Sara”››› (1970, Western) Shirley MacLaine. Profane “Play Misty for Me”››› (1971) Clint Eastwood, Jessica Walter. A psychotic 292 a smooth one for Wolowitz (Simon KPIC Me”››› (1971) Å Sister Sara gets desert drifter to attack fort. Å listener develops a fatal attraction for a DJ. Å Helberg), but it’s all coming together, 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Community 30 Rock (N) The Offi ce Parks and Awake Harper becomes News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show and he’s making his final preparations 5 5 KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) Å ’ Å ’ Å Recreation concerned about Britten. With Jay Leno (N) Å for the NASA mission in the season 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Second The This Old House Hour Lark Rise to Candleford California’s The Wine- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy finale, “The Countdown Reflection.” 8 KSYS Opinion ’ ’ Å ’ Å Green makers ’ Now! Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Kaley 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Missing Dax learns who his Grey’s Anatomy “Migration” (:01) Scandal Gideon looks KEZI 9 News (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- Cuoco and Mayim Bialik also star. 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å enemies are. (N) ’ (N) ’ Å into Amanda’s past. line (N) mel Live (N) 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show (N) ’ Å Without a Trace “Bait” ’ Å Without a Trace “Two My Name Is Everybody Everybody- Community 11 12 ’ Å KEVU 700 Club Families” Earl “Blow” Hates Chris Raymond Get your tinfoil hat here! Abed (Dan- (:00) 3ABN Today Live That’s in the Sign of the Gospel Better Life Variety Time Out 3ABN Today Live 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 ny Pudi) starts believing there’s a con- Bible Times Outreach Today Live spiracy and Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) is 33/FOX Family Guy The Simp- Two and a American Idol The contestants Touch Martin exposes a corrupt Fox News at Two and a (:05) Family Everybody- American an impostor. After he’s caught sneak- 13 11 KLSR ’ Å sons Å Half Men face elimination. parole offi cer. (N) 10 (N) Half Men Guy Å Raymond Dad Å ing around campus, he’s ordered to 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Community 30 Rock (N) The Offi ce Parks and Awake Harper becomes News (:35) The Tonight Show seek professional help or go to jail. 6 KTCW Theory Theory (N) Å ’ Å ’ Å Recreation concerned about Britten. With Jay Leno (N) Å John Hodgman (“The Daily Show”) 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Oregon Field Doc Martin Ellingham’s career The Return of Sherlock Art in the Twenty-First PBS News- guest stars as his therapist in the new 7 KOAC Business Beat Å Guide plans are on hold. Holmes ’ Å Century “Balance” (N) ’ Hour Å episode “Curriculum Unavailable.” Joel McHale and Gillian Jacobs also star. (:00) The The First 48 “The Chase; One The First 48 “Far From Home; The First 48 “Brutal Business” The First 48 A man is accused (:01) The First 48 An alleged (12:01) The A&E 24 23 First 48 Shot” Å Object of Desire” (N) Å of killing his friend. killer may walk free. First 48 8 p.m. on CW The Vampire Diaries ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “Raising Helen”›› (2004) Kate Hudson. “Stepmom”›› (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon. The 700 Club Å Prince (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami “Rush” A movie “Die Hard”›››‡ (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. A New York police- “Die Hard With a Vengeance”››› As Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) AMC 68 24 Miami ’ star if found dead. man outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. Å (1995) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. Å makes a big decision aimed at protect- ing Elena (Nina Dobrev), she longs for Snake Blue Planet: Seas/Life Wild Pacifi c ’ Å Wild Pacifi c “Survivors” Wild Pacifi c ’ Å Wild Pacifi c ’ Å Wild Pacifi c ANPL 49 47 the days when her parents and Aunt BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Around the World Housewives/NJ Don’t Be Don’t Be Kathy (N) Happens Don’t Be Kathy Jenna (Jason MacDonald, Erin Beute, CNBC 65 BMW Surviving a Car Crash Mad Money BMW: A Driving Obs. Surviving a Car Crash Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Sara Canning) were alive, and life CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers was simpler. Stefan and Damon (Paul COM 64 98 Colbert Rep “Mr. Deeds”› (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Å Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Wesley, Ian Somerhalder) leave on a CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries ’ The Secret Circle Å Cops Å ’Til Death ’Til Death ’70s Show ’70s Show mission but split up when Elena needs one of them. Caroline and Tyler (Can- American MythBusters “Dodge a Bullet” MythBusters “Flying Guil- MythBusters Boys hit the road MythBusters “Fire vs. Ice” MythBusters Boys hit the road MythBusters DISC 34 30 Chopper ’ ’ Å lotine” ’ Å with fancy footwear. ’ Å with fancy footwear. Å dice Accola, Michael Trevino) make ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å a decision of their own in the season Good Luck Wizards- Jessie Austin & Shake It A.N.T. Farm Jessie Phineas and Jessie Jessie Shake It Wizards- finale, “The Departed.” DISN 37 21 Charlie ’ Place Ally Å Up! Å ’ Å Ferb Up! Å Place 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX E! 57 Khloe E! News (N) The Soup Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Eastwood E! Special Chelsea Lat E! News 25 The Office College Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter ESPN 28 31 Softball The theft of a diaper leads to a high- ESPN2 27 49 30 for 30 NFL Live Å E:60 MMA Live Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR NBA E:60 E:60 Nation speed car chase in this new episode. Andy (Ed Helms) gets help from an old FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) boss in going under cover as a janitor FOOD 72 50 Chopped Chopped “Turbot Power” Chopped Chopped Sweet Genius (N) Sweet Genius Chopped and staging a takeover. Robert (James FX 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men “Avatar”›››‡ (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. Spader) has a new opportunity. Dwight (4:30) “Walk (:12) FXM “Walk the Line”››› (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. The story of music (:12) FXM “Marley & Me”››› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Owen Wilson, (Rainn Wilson) offers his co-workers FXM 44 the Line” Presents legends Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. Å Presents Jennifer Aniston, Eric Dane. Å an unusual perk. John Krasinski, B.J. HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Million Selling NY Selling LA Selling NY Hunters Hunters Int’l Hunters Hunters Int’l Selling LA Novak and Ellie Kemper also star in the season finale, “Free Family Portrait HIST 41 34 Swamp Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Swamp People (N) Å Ax Men “Swamp Gold” United Stats of America Swamp Studio.” HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls ION 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case “Spiders” ’ Cold Case ’ Å Cold Case “The Road” Criminal Minds ’ Criminal Minds ’ Criminal 9 p.m. on KEZI Grey’s Anatomy LIFE 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap ’ Å Wife Swap ’ Å 7 Days of Sex Å 7 Days of Sex (N) Å Amanda de Cadenet Wife Swap MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show Decisions, decisions. As the resi- ’ ’ dents make their final choices about MTV 26 17 Fantasy Substitute Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Pauly D Punk’d Punk’d (N) Pauly D Punk’d Pauly D Ridiculous. where to go to work next, Mark (Eric NAT GEO 73 Manhunt Civil War Reenactors The Decrypters American Manhunt Civil War Reenactors Wild Justice Earth. Dane) confesses to Derek (Patrick NICK 71 39 Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends ’ Friends ’ Friends ’ Dempsey) that he still has feelings OXY 61 Tanisha Snapped Å Snapped Å Snapped Å Best Ink Å Law Order: CI Law CI for Lexie (Chyler Leigh). Ben (Jason World Poker Boxing Top Rank: Mike Alvarado vs. Gabriel Martinez. From UFC Insider UFC Unleashed The Dan Patrick Show UFC Reloaded “UFC 68: George) has special plans for Bailey ROOT 38 99 Tour Denver. Sylvia vs. Couture” (N) (Chandra Wilson), who is distracted SPEED 58 53 Wrecked Trucker Trucker NASCAR Race Hub Dangerous Drives Wrecked Wrecked Trucker Trucker Pimp, Ride by work. A couple on their third honey- Å Å Å ’ Å moon come to the hospital with mys- SPIKE 69 38 Jail Jail Jail Stings Stings iMPACT Wrestling (N) MMA Ways to Die Ways to Die terious symptoms in the new episode SYFY 43 40 “The Village”››‡ (2004) Bryce Dallas Howard. Å “The Wicker Man”›‡ (2006) Nicolas Cage. “Children of the Corn”›› (2009) “Migration.” Ellen Pompeo also stars. The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) The Offi ce TBS 33 10 Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å Theory Theory Theory Theory “Fire” ’ 9:30 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Parks and Recreation “Phenix “The Case Against Brooklyn”› (1958) “I Want to Live!”›››‡ (1958, Biography) Susan Hayward, (:45) “Madeleine”›››‡ (1950, Docudrama) Ann Todd. A TCM 51 26 City” Darren McGavin, Maggie Hayes. Simon Oakland, Virginia Vincent. Å Victorian woman is tried for killing her lover. It’s Election Day, and the race be- tween Leslie and Bobby (Amy Poehler, TLC 42 41 Toddler Gypsy Wedding Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline Å Å Å ’ Paul Rudd) is too close to call. As TNT 36 42 NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Franklin & Bash Bones Leslie and her colleagues await the TOON 63 33 Gumball Adventure Adventure MAD Regular King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Eagleheart outcome, they consider their possible TRVL 59 48 Bourdain Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man, Food Man, Food Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Hotel Impossible Å Jaw-Dropping Rentals II Bggg Bttls futures in the season finale, “Win, Lose TVLND 53 28 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King or Draw.” Rashida Jones, Nick Offer- (:00) NCIS NCIS Tony questions Ziva’s NCIS The death of an ICE NCIS “Aliyah” Tense reunion. NCIS The team tries to replace In Plain Sight An unexpected Necessary man and Aziz Ansari also star. USA 45 15 “Legend” loyalty to NCIS. agent. ’ Å ’ Å Ziva. ’ Å family reunion. Roughness 10:01 p.m. on KEZI VS. 47 422 Poker After Poker After Dark Å NBC Sports Talk Poker After Dark Å Poker After Dark Å NBC Sports Talk Paint Zoom Scandal WE 185 120 Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Ghost Whisperer Å Braxton Family Values Braxton Gideon’s (Brendan Hines) investi- WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ ’Til Death ’Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama gation of Amanda’s (Liza Weil) past is the catalyst for revelations about (:10) “Junior”››› (1994, Comedy) Arnold “The Roommate”›‡ (2011) Leighton Meester, (:35) “Scream”››› (1996) Neve Campbell. A psychopath “Sleeping With the ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ››‡ ’ Olivia and Fitz’s (Kerry Washington, Schwarzenegger. Minka Kelly. stalks the teens of a sleepy California town. Enemy” (1991) Tony Goldwyn) first encounter on the (5:30) 24/7 May- 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include True Blood Bill issues an Real Sex Singles workshop; Girls “Hannah’s HBO 500 600 ’ Å Å ’ campaign trail, the various additions to “Torque” weather Beastie Boys. unpopular order. sensuous mud. Diary” Olivia’s team and the contentious pri- (:45) “Panic”››› (2000, Drama) William H. (:15) “Barbershop”››‡ (2002) Ice Cube. A barbershop Gary Owen: True Story The Gigolos ’ Å Sunset Place “English SHO 600 660 mary race between Fitz and Langston Macy, John Ritter. Premiere. owner considers selling his establishment. comic performs. (N) Patient” (Kate Burton). Henry Ian Cusick and (:00) “Merantau” (2009, Action) Christine “Born Killers”›› (2005) Jake Muxworthy, “Forged” (2010, Drama) Manny Perez, Jaime “Piranha”››‡ (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Columbus Short also star in the new 620 TMC 690 Hakim. (Subtitled-English) ’ Lauren German, Gabriel Mann. Tirelli, Kevin Breznahan. ’ Å Adam Scott. ’ Å episode “The Trail.” Page 32, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, May 3, 2012 Andrea V. Gray, MD, PC Eye Physician and Surgeon Diplomate of the American Board of Ophthalmology

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