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HOUSE HIGHBALLS PREMIUM ULTRA PREMIUM IRISH WHISKEY & COCKTAILS MARTINIS LIQUORS LIQUORS

Single (1-oz.) Single (1-oz.) Single (1-oz.) Double (2-oz.) 6.50 Double (2-oz.) 7.50 9.50 6.95 Double (2-oz.) 8.95 Double (2-oz.) Double (2-oz.) 8.95 10.50 14.50

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2 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST God Created Alcohol to keep the Irish from Conquering the World the MARGARITAS Slushed unless Single (1-oz.) 6.50 Double (2-oz.) 8.95 ordered on the rocks – LIME MARG – Margarita Mix & Lime Juice; salted–rim. – BANANA STRAWBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Banana Liqueur, real Strawberries & Lime Juice.  – CALIFORNIA MARG – Melon Liqueur, Smirnoff & Lime Juice. – FROZEN IRISHMAN – Tequila, Blue Curacao & Lime Juice. – PEACH MARG – Margarita Mix, Peach Schnapps & Lime Juice and Peach Juice. – RASPBERRY MARG – Marg arita Mix, Smirnoff Raspberry, Lime Juice & Raspberry Juice. – SOUR APPLE MARG – Margarita Mix, Smirnoff Electric Apple & Lime Juice. – SOUR RASPBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Smirnoff Electric Berry & Lime Juice.  – STRAWBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, real Strawberries & Lime Juice. – TROPICAL MARG – Cherry Brandy, Banana Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Coconut Rum, Cassis, Lime Juice & real Strawberries.

the BULLDOGS All Bulldogs are served in a 20–oz. jug 13.50

– IRISH BULLDOG – 2-oz. Lime Margarita with a Guinness Blonde inserted upside down. – LEPRECHAUN POP BULLDOG – 2-oz. Smirnoff Electric Apple, Lime Juice, slushed with a Smirnoff Ice inserted upside down. – MEXICAN BULLDOG – 2-oz. Lime Margarita with a Corona inserted upside down.

 Denotes a "Staff Favourite" The Irish Equivalent to “Chin Chin” “Cheers” or “Salute” is... Sláinte (slahn–che)

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All O’Bryan’s Martinis are SHAKEN and served without ice unless specified Double (2-oz.) only 8.95 – 007 – Smirnoff or Gordon's Gin, Vermouth, twist of Lime & Stuffed Olives. – BAD APPLE MARTINI – Butter Ripple Schnapps, Smirnoff Electric Apple, Coconut Rum, P.J. & O.J.  – BLAST MARTINI – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Electric Berry, Peach Schnapps, touch of Cassis, P.J. & a splash of Lime Juice. – BLUE BALLS – Blue Curacao, Triple Sec, Smirnoff Raspberry, Banana Liqueur & Smirnoff Electric Berry. – BUBBLE GUM – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Banana Liqueur & O.J. – BLUE PEACH PUNCH – Smirnoff Blueberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Splash Cranberry, Splash O.J.  – CANDY APPLE – Smirnoff Electric Apple & Butter Ripple Schnapps. – CHOCOLATE MONKEY – Vodka, Banana Liqueur, Creme de Cacao. – CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry & White Crème de Cacao. – COCONUT EXPRESS – Coconut Rum, Kahlua & coffee SHAKEN – COSMOPOLITAN – Smirnoff, Triple Sec & Cranberry Juice. – CRANTINI – Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice. – FRANTINI – Smirnoff Vanilla, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Electric Berry & Grapefruit Juice. – GIMLET – Dry Gordon's Gin, Lime Juice & a splash of Lemon Juice.  – JOLLY RANCHER – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice. – KEY LIME – Butter Ripple Schnapps, Smirnoff Vanilla & Lime Juice.  – PINK PUSSY – Smirnoff, Gordon's Gin, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Raspberry with a splash of Lemon Juice. – PURPLE POCKET PLEASER – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Blue Curacao. – THE BIG APPLE – Blueberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Electric Apple, splash Lemon & Lime Juice, shake, pour into martini glass, add Strongbow & a splash of Cassis. – TRADITIONAL MARTINI – Gordon's Gin & White Vermouth. – TRADITIONAL MARTINI (DRY) – Gordon's Gin, White Vermouth & a splash of Scotch. – TROPICAL MARTINI – Orange Vodka, Coconut Rum & P.J. – TWISTED FLIRTINI – Smirnoff Raspberry, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, P.J. & a splash of Lime Juice. – TWISTED VANILLA KISS – Smirnoff Vanilla, Irish Cream & a Chocolate Swirl. – WALK OF SHAME – Tequila, Blue Curacao, O.J. and a splash of Lime.

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Single (1-oz.) 6.50 | Double (2-oz.) 8.95 Worldwide Classics

– ALABAMA SLAMMER – Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Triple Sec & O.J. – ANITA SHAFT – Smirnoff Vanilla, Banana Liqueur & Irish Cream SHAKEN with Coffee served on the rocks. – ARIZONA WATERMELON – Southern Comfort, Amaretto, O.J., P.J. & Cranberry Juice. – BAHAMA MAMA – Coffee Liqueur, Banana Liqueur, White Rum & Milk. – BANANA PEACHY – Banana Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – BARTENDER LOVE JUICE – White Rum, Coconut Rum & P.J. topped with Strawberry Slush.  – BIG BOOTY – Smirnoff Blueberry, Peach Schnapps and Sprite with a Lime Slush on top. – BEACHCOMBER – Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, O.J. & Cranberry Juice. – BELLINI – Bellini Mix, Peach Juice and Lime Juice, with a Cassis float. ✴SLUSHED✴ – BERRY BANGER – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Blueberry, Cranberry Juice, Soda & topped with Ribena Black Currant Syrup. – BLACK CURRANT MOJITO – Gin, Cassis, Simple Syrup, 2 Lime Wedges, 4–6 Mint leaves (Muddle), top with ice and Soda, garnished with Lime Wedge. – BLACK RUSSIAN – Smirnoff, Coffee Liqueur on the rocks. – BLARNEY STONE – 1oz. Blue Curaco, Gin, Jagger & Sprite. – BLOODY MARY – Smirnoff & Tomato Juice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce served in a salted–rim jar. – BLUE HAWAII – White Rum, Blue Curacao & P.J.  – BLUE RASPBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry, Blue Curacao, Sprite & Lime Juice.  – BOAT DRINK – White Rum, Coconut Rum, O.J. & P.J. – BRITT’S HANGOVER – 2-oz. of Gordon’s Gin, Soda with Lime Slush top. – BROWN COW – Coffee Liqueur & Milk.  – CAESAR – Smirnoff & Mott’s Clamato Juice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce, served in a celery salted–rim jar. – CAESAR FEVER – Smirnoff, 2-oz. Harp Lager, 1-oz. Bean Juice, 1-oz. pickle juice & Clamato, served in a celery salted–rim jar. There are only two kinds the Irish and those who wish they were! of people in the world...

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– Smirnoff Blueberry, Soda & a splash of Cranberry Juice. cocktails– CALEB’S BLUE KOOL-AID – CANDY STARR – Blue Curaçao, Electric Apple, Butter Ripple, Electric Berry, P.J. with a splash of Lime Juice. – CAPTAIN’S COOLER – Dark Rum, Apricot Brandy, P.J. & Sprite. – CARMALYZER – Butter Ripple Schnapps, White Cacao, Coke & Milk. – CASEY AND THE SUNSHINE BAND – Smirnoff Raspberry, 2-oz. Raspberry Juice, Soda & Lime Juice. – CHERRY KOOL–AID – Melon Liqueur, Amaretto, Cranberry & Soda. – CHERRY RUM FIZZ – Cherry Brandy, White Rum & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴ – CHI CHI – Smirnoff & Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – COCAINE – Coffee Liqueur, Orange and Brandy, Irish Cream, Sambuca & Milk. – COCONUT MONKEY – Banana Liqueur, Amaretto, P.J., Vanilla Ice Cream Mix & Coconut Syrup ✴SLUSHED✴

There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in

each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? Answer: White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear. polar a is therefore, bear, the and pole, North the at is house the south, face walls the all If White. Answer:

– CREAM SODA – Smirnoff Vanilla, Smirnoff Raspberry & Coke.  – CREAMSICLE – Smirnoff, Triple Sec, O.J., Soda & Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴  – DAIQUIRIS – White Rum & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴  – DEZZY – Smirnoff Raspberry & Soda topped with Peach Slush. – DOUBLE DOGGER – Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, Root Beer Schnapps & Coke. – ELAINE'S HEAVEN – Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, SHAKEN & poured over ice. – ELECTRIC BLUE ICE TEA – Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Blue Curacao, Sprite & Lime Juice. – FALSE CREEK SWAN – Tequila & Lemon Juice topped with Strawberry Slush. – '57 T-BIRD – Southern Comfort, Amaretto & Dark Rum on the rocks. – FLORIDA LOO – equal parts Overproof Rum and Coconut Rum. Half O.J. and half P.J. – FRECKLED LEMON-AIDE – Vodka, Lemonade, topped with Strawberries. ✴SLUSHED✴ – FROZEN IRISH COFFEE – Irish Whisky, Irish Cream, Cold Coffee, Ice Cream Mix, Chocolate Sauce, topped with Whipped Cream and Chocolate Drizzle. ✴SLUSHED✴

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cocktails– FRUITLOOP – Gordon's Gin, Smirnoff Electric Berry & Soda, topped with Strawberry Slush. – FUDGESICLE – Amaretto, Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream & Milk. – FUZZY NAVEL – Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff & O.J. – GEORGIA PEACH – Peach Schnapps, Long Island Iced Tea Mix & Coke. – GEORGIA PUNCH – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice & Monster Energy Drink. – GREEN GODDESS – Smirnoff, Melon Liqueur, P.J., Lime Juice & Soda. – GREYHOUND – Smirnoff & Grapefruit Juice. – HARVEY WALLBANGER – Smirnoff & O.J. with Galliano floated on top. – HAWAIIAN PUNCH – Smirnoff, Southern Comfort, Amaretto & P.J.  – HOLY WATER – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Blue Curacao & Sprite. – HONEY POT – Jack Daniel's Honey, Kahlua, Banana Liqueur in Milk. – HOOKERS 'N' BLOW – Smirnoff Raspberry, Banana Liqueur & Coke. – HOT FOR TEACHER – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Smirnoff Blueberry, Peach Schnapps, Sprite & Soda. – ICED PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE – Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, Copa De Oro and Milk over ice in a rocks glass, Cinnamon Stick & dashes of Nutmeg & Cinnamon. – INBRED LEPRECHAUN – Jack Daniel's, Irish Whiskey & Coke. – IRISH ROSE – Irish Whiskey, Ginger Ale, a splash of Lime Juice & Grenadine. – IRISH SLURPEE – Melon, Blue Curacao with O.J. & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.

What time is it? Answer: 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two. to quarter a gave he Therefore, people. two between it divided He cents. 25 of total a away gave man The 1:45. Answer:

 – IRISH TEA TIME – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps & Iced Tea. – JACK & JILL – Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniel's Honey with a splash of Coke, served in a rocks glass. – JACK BE QUICK – Jack Daniel's, Galliano, Lemon Juice & Soda. – KENTUCKY PEACH TEA – Jim Beam Bourbon, Peach Schnapps & Iced Tea. – KITSILANO BERRY FREEZE – Smirnoff Blueberry & Soda, topped with Strawberry Slush.

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– KOOL-AID – Amaretto, Melon Liqueur & Cranberry Juice. cocktails – LEMONADE LOVE – Raspberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Lemonade, topped with Peach Slush.  – LEPRECHAUN URINE SAMPLE – Melon Liqueur, Blue Curacao, Smirnoff, P.J., O.J., & a splash of Sprite. – LIFESAVER – Melon Liqueur, Coconut Rum, P.J. & slushed Strawberries.  – LONG ISLAND ICED TEA – Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Lime Juice & Coke. – MAD DAWGS COOLDOWN – Vodka muddled with Mint, Sprite and Lime Juice and topped with Strawberries. – MAI TAI – White Rum, O.J., P.J., Lemon Juice with a Dark Rum float on top. – MALIBU LOO – Overproof Rum, Coconut Rum & P.J. – MELON MASHER – Melon Liqueur, Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Sprite & Lime Juice. – MEXICAN BEACH – Tequila, Coconut Rum & Pineapple Juice. – MISS LESLIE – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Coke & Lime Juice. – MISTY’S SNEAKY SNEAKY – Smirnoff Vanilla, Banana Liqueur, Coconut Rum, O.J., P.J., Cranberry Juice with a splash of Ginger Ale. – MOLLY T-BIRD – Smirnoff Blueberry, Melon Liqueur with Sprite & a splash of Lime. – MONKEY’S BRUNCH – Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream, Banana Liqueur & Milk. – MONKEY’S LUNCH – Coffee Liqueur, Banana Liqueur & Milk. – PARALYZER FAMILY – Smirnoff, Coffee Liqueur, Coke & a splash of Milk. – Tequila, Coffee Liqueur, Coke & a splash of Milk. – Banana Liqueur, Coffee Liqueur, Coke & a splash of Milk. – Sambuca, Coffee Liqueur, Coke & a splash of Milk. – Rye, Coffee Liqueur, Coke & a splash of Milk. – PEACH CRUSH – Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff, Cranberry Juice, Lemon & Lime Juice. – PEACH FOR HOURS – Smirnoff Vanilla, Smirnoff Raspberry & Peach Slush.  – PEACH ICED TEA – Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, Iced Tea & Lemon Juice. – PERFECT SCREW – Smirnoff, Triple Sec & O.J. – PINA COLADA – White Rum & Pina Colada Mix.

Dance... as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live every day as if it were your last!

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– Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Juice & Sprite. ✴SLUSHED✴ cocktails– PINOCHA – PIP PIP CHERRIO! – Gordon’s Gin, Smirnoff Electric Apple, Soda with a Lime Slush top. – PURPLE NURPLE – Coconut Rum, Triple Sec, Blue Curacao, Cranberry Juice & Soda. – RAIN WATER – Orange Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Blue Curacao, Sprite & Lime Juice. – RASPBERRY KISS – Smirnoff Raspberry & Ginger Ale. – RASPBERRY ROB – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Smirnoff, Sprite & Lime Juice. – RASPBERRY SPLASH – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Electric Berry, Cranberry & Soda. – RAZZY PEACH – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Sprite & Cranberry Juice. – RESTLESS REDHEAD – Coconut Rum, Orange Vodka, Blue Curacao, Soda, Lime with Strawberry Slush top. – ROCKY ROAD TO DUBLIN – Tequila, Melon Liqueur, Blue Curacao & Sprite. – ROOT BEER – Copa De Oro, Galliano, Smirnoff, Coke & Soda – ROOT BEER FLOAT – Copa De Oro, Galliano, Smirnoff, Coke, Soda & Milk. – SAMMY SPARROW – Electric Apple, Pear Liqueur and Melon in Sprite, Soda & P. J. – SAN DIEGO SLIME – Smirnoff Vanilla, Ginger Ale & a splash of Lime Juice. – SCREW DRIVER – Smirnoff & O.J.  – SCREW UP – Smirnoff, O.J. & Sprite. – '66 MUSTANG – Root Beer Schnapps, Peach Schnapps and Crème de Banana in Ginger Ale. – SLING FAMILY – Bombay: White Rum, O.J., P.J., Grenadine with a Shiraz Red Wine float. – Shanghai: Rye, O.J., P.J., Grenadine with a Shiraz Red Wine float. – Singapore: Gordon's Gin, O.J., P.J., Grenadine with a Shiraz Red Wine float. – Mexican: Tequila, O.J., P.J., Grenadine with a Shiraz Red Wine float. – STRAWBERRY CHI CHI – Smirnoff, Pina Colada Mix & Real Strawberries. – STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRIS – White Rum, Strawberries & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴ – TEQUILA DON COCKTAIL – Tequila, Smirnoff Electric Berry, Ginger Ale & Lime Juice. – TEQUILA SUNRISE – Tequila, O.J. & Green Grenadine.  – TOM COLLINS – Gordon's Gin, Lime Juice & Sprite. – TWISTED RASPBERRY LEMONADE – Gordon’s Gin, Smirnoff Electric Berry, Lemon Juice & Soda. – WATERMELON – Melon Liqueur, O.J., Strawberry, Lemon & Lime Juice. – WILD WILD WEST 7TH – Coconut Rum, White Rum, Blue Curacao, Galliano, Lime Juice, SHAKEN then strained over ice, top with Gingerale. – YUMALYSER – Smirnoff Vanilla, White Cacao, Coke & Milk. – ZOMBIE – White & Dark Rum, O.J., P.J., Lemon & Lime Juice, with Red Wine float.

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shooters the SHOOTERS

for 2 or Single (1-oz.) 6.50|Double (2-oz.) 8.95|6 Pac (6-oz.) 22.95 more people – AFTER 8 – Irish Cream, Green Crème de Menthe & Coffee Liqueur.  – APPLE PIE – Smirnoff Electric Apple, Butter Ripple Schnapps & a sprinkle of Cinnamon. – B-53 – Irish Cream, Coffee Liqueur, Orange and Brandy … layered. – BAZOOKA JOE – Irish Cream, Banana Liqueur & Blue Curacao. – BASIC WHITE GIRL – Vanilla Vodka, Crème de Cacao, Irish Cream float, sprinkle of Cinnamon. – BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE – Irish Cream, Banana Liqueur & Coffee Liqueur. – BLACK FOREST CAKE – Cherry Brandy, Coffee Liqueur & a touch of Frangelico.  – BLOW JOB – Irish Cream, Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint Schnapps, real Whipped Cream & no hands. – BLUEBERRY MUFFIN – Smirnoff Blueberry Vodka & Butterscotch Liqueur. – BROKEN DOWN GOLF CART – Melon Liqueur, Amaretto, Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice.  – BURT REYNOLDS – Butter Ripple Schnapps & Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. – CAMEL TOE – Irish Cream & Butter Ripple Schnapps. – CHINA WHITE – Irish Cream, White Crème de Cacao & a sprinkle of Cinnamon. – CHOCOLATE COOKIE SHOOTER – Irish Cream, Copa De Oro & Amaretto. – CHOCOLATE ORANGE – Orange Vodka, Triple Sec & White Crème de Cacao. – CRIPPLER – Rye & Butter Ripple Schnapps.  – CRISPY CRUNCH – Frangelico & White Crème de Cacao. – DIRTY HOOKER – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Banana Liqueur. – DON’T TOUCH MY HEINE – Smirnoff Blueberry, Smirnoff Raspberry & Peach Schnapps. – DONKEY PUNCH – Tequila & Fireball. – DOUBLE BUBBLE – Root Beer Schnapps, Peach Schnapps & Banana Liqueur. – FRENCH TOAST – Fireball, Butterscotch Schnapps & Irish Cream. SHAKEN – FOREVER YOUNG – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Smirnoff Raspberry – GIMME THAT NUT SHOOTER – Irish Cream, Copa De Oro & Frangelico SHAKEN over ice. – GINGER TREVOR – Coconut Rum, Smirnoff Raspberry & Smirnoff Electric Berry. – GORILLA SNOT – Irish Cream & Peach Schnapps stirred until thick. – HAPPY SLAPPY SHOOTER – Banana Liqueur, Smirnoff Vanilla & Whipped Cream. – IRISH MEXICAN – Irish Whiskey & Tequila.

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– I THINK I LIKE IT – Root Beer Schnapps & Sambuca. shooters – KAMIKAZE – Smirnoff, Triple Sec & a splash of Lime Juice.  – KELOWNA CHAMPAGNE – Fireball & Peach Schnapps.  – KING KONG – Banana Liqueur & Rye. – LIL' BOOTY – Smirnoff Blueberry Vodka & Peach Schnapps. – LICKABLE – Smirnoff Vanilla, Coffee Liqueur & real Whipped Cream. – LIQUID COCAINE – Coffee Liqueur, Orange and Brandy, Irish Cream & Sambuca. – LOBOTOMIZER – Irish Cream & Fireball. SHAKEN – MARIJUANA MILKSHAKE – Melon Liqueur, White Cacao & Milk SHAKEN over ice. – MELON BALL – Melon Liqueur, Smirnoff & P.J. – MEXICAN KITTY – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Tequila.  – MOBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Electric Apple & Butter Ripple Schnapps. – MUFF DIVER – Pear Liqueur & Irish Cream, served in a Martini glass hidden by green whipped cream! – NINA'S DAD'S COOKIE – Butter Ripple Schnapps, Frangelico & a sprinkle of Cinnamon. – ORGASM – Irish Cream, Sambuca & Coffee Liqueur. – PARROT URINE SAMPLE – White Rum, Coconut Rum & Banana Liqueur.  – PEACHY PIRATE – Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum & Peach Schnapps – PINK LEMONADE – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Banana Liqueur, Peach Schnapps & Amaretto with a splash of Lemon Juice. SHAKEN – PIRATE KING – Crown Royal, Captain Morgan's Spiced, Peach Schnapps. – PORNSTAR – Blue Curacao & Smirnoff Electric Berry. – PORCELAIN BUS – Peach Schnapps & Tequila. – PRAIRIE FIRE – Tequila & Tabasco Sauce. – RAGING ROOTBEER – Fireball and Root Beer Schnapps. – SCREAMING BEAVER SHOOTER – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Peach Schnapps. – SEX ON THE BEACH – Irish Cream & Pear Liqueur. – SHOOT THE TEACHER – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Smirnoff Blueberry & Peach Schnapps. – SLIPPERY NIPPLE – Irish Cream & Sambuca. – TEST TUBE BABY – Amaretto, Tequila & a few drops of Milk. – THE GODFATHER – Amaretto & Irish Whisky. – WARM BLONDE – Southern Comfort & Amaretto. – YUMMY SHOT – Root Beer Schnapps, Irish Cream SHAKEN over ice.

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 – APPLE JACK – Smirnoff Electric Apple & Jack Daniel's. THE FLAMING – B-52 – Layered Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua & Grand Marnier. LAMBORGHINI ½ oz. each of Sambuca & – BEAR CLAW – Overproof Rum & Root Beer Schnapps. Overproof Rum, add fire & Cinnamon, then pour in 1-oz. – BOOM HA – Jägermeister, Peach Schnapps & Banana Liqueur. of half Melon Liqueur & Blue Curacao, ½ oz. of half Banana – C YA LATER – Overproof Rum & Jägermeister. Liqueur & Irish Cream. It is to – CARE BEAR – Jägermeister, Blue Curacao & Cranberry Juice. be drunk through a straw. – CARROT CAKE – Irish Cream, Goldschläger & Butter Ripple Schnapps. 3-oz. 11.50 – DAVEFRANCO – Frangelico & Jägermeister. – DOG FART – Jack Daniel's & Tequila. – DRAGON'S TAIL – Overproof Rum & Smirnoff Electric Berry.  – FIRE AND ICE – Overproof Rum & Peppermint Schnapps. THE IRISH HAND – GERMAN MONKEY – Jägermeister & Banana Liqueur. GRENADE 1-oz. of Tequila and a 1-oz. of – HONEY BEAR – Jack Daniel's Honey & Root Beer Schnapps. Jägermeister balanced on a glass of Monster Energy Drink. – HONEY DEW – Jack Daniel's Honey & Melon Liqueur. Pull the tequila and the – Jack Daniel's Honey & Butter Ripple Schnapps. Jägermeister falls into the – HONEY DO Monster!! – JAGER SCHLAGER – Jägermeister & Goldschläger. 2 oz. 10.50 – JAMESFRANCO – Frangelico & Jameson. – MARK AFTER DARK – Jack Daniel's & Crème De Cacao. – OKANAGAN ASS KICKER – Tequila, Overproof Rum & Jack Daniel's. – RED HEADED SLUT – Jägermeister, Peach Schnapps, splash of Cranberry Juice. SHAKEN GAELIC DIVE BOMBER – RICH'S JACKO – Jack Daniel's & Amaretto. (Double Only Shooter) – SAMMY JAGER – Sambuca & Jägermeister. Shoot 1-oz. Irish Whiskey, drop 1-oz. Vanilla Vodka into cold – SHAMROCK SHOCKER – Over Proof Rum & Green Grenadine. coffee.  – SOUR JACK – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Jack Daniel's. 2 oz. 10.50 – STICKY FINGER WILL – Fireball, Jägermeister & Butter Ripple Schnapps. SHAKEN

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Regular Single (1-oz.) 6.50|Double (2-oz.) 8.95|6 Pac (6-oz.) 22.95 for 2 or more people – BOTTLE CAP – Root Beer Schnapps & Smirnoff Electric Berry dropped into Sprite & Lime Juice. – CAM’S VITAMIN C – Orange Vodka dropped in Monster Energy Drink & Pineapple Juice. – CHERRY BOMB DROP SHOT – Cherry Brandy dropped into Monster Energy Drink. – DANCE INSTRUCTOR – Orange Vodka & Banana Liqueur dropped in Monster Energy Drink. – DR PEPPER – Amaretto dropped into Molson Canadian Draught Beer & Coke. – DUBLIN DELIGHT – Irish Cream, Creme de Menthe, dropped into a Guinness. – GLADIATOR – Amaretto dropped into O.J. – INCREDIBLE HULK – Orange Vodka & Blue Curacao dropped into Monster Energy Drink. – PORNSTAR DROP – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Blue Curacao dropped into Sprite & Lime Juice. – PRICKLY PEAR – Coconut Rum, Tequila, and Pear Liqueur dropped into Sprite and Lime Juice. – SKITTLES – Butter Ripple Schnapps dropped in Sprite & Lime Juice. – SLOPPY PORNSTAR – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Peach Schnapps dropped into O.J.

Premium Single (1-oz.)7.50|Double (2-oz.) 10.50 6 Pac (6-oz.) 27.95 for 2 or more people – BOILER MAKER – Rye dropped into Molson Canadian Draught Beer – GHOST BUSTER – B-53 dropped into a Rye & Coke, 2-OZ. ONLY – $10.50 – GOLDEN SHOWER – Goldschläger, Smirnoff Electric Apple in a shot and then  dropped into Strongbow Dry Apple Cider! – IRISH CAR BOMB – Irish Cream & Irish Whiskey dropped into a Guinness. – JAGER BOMBS – Jägermeister dropped into Monster Energy Drink.  – RUSSIAN GOLD – Smirnoff Raspberry, Pear Liqueur dropped into Monster Energy Drink. – THE GO 2 – Crown Apple, Peach Schnapps dropped in Monster. – TIC TAC – Peppermint Schnapps & Orange Vodka dropped into Monster Energy Drink. – VEGAS BOMB – Peach Schnapps & Rye dropped into Monster Energy Drink.

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Traditional Irish Coffee 6.95 (Always 2-oz.)

– AFTER 8 – Coffee Liqueur & Crème de Menthe. – B-53 – Irish Cream, Coffee Liqueur & Orange and Brandy Liqueur. – CAFÉ KELLY – Irish Cream & Coffee Liqueur. – CHOCOLATE NUT – Coffee Liqueur, Brandy & Amaretto. – DUBLIN FOG – Smirnoff Vanilla & Irish Cream with Earl Grey Tea. Single (1–oz.) – FATHER O’FLANNIGAN – Irish Cream & Frangelico. 6.50 – FOGGY MORNING – Irish Cream & Amaretto. – HOT BUTTER RUM – Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, Butter Rum Mix & Hot Water. – HOT GROG – Dark Rum, Sugar & Lemon Juice with Hot Water & Double (2–oz.) a Cinnamon Stick. – JEN'S JAVA COCOA – Banana Liqueur, Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream with Mocha & 8.95 Whipped Cream. – KELLY’S CRISTO – Orange and Brandy Liqueur & Coffee Liqueur. – MOCHA NUT – Irish Cream, Amaretto & Mocha. – POLAR BEAR – Irish Cream & Orange and Brandy Liqueur. – ROOT BEER – Irish Cream, Galliano & Root Beer Schnapps. – SEX ON THE BEACH – Irish Cream & Pear Liqueur. – SLEIGH RIDE – Irish Cream & Peppermint Schnapps. – SLIPPERY IRISHMAN – Irish Cream & Sambuca. – SPANISH COFFEE – Brandy & Coffee Liqueur.

Eat, Drink and be Irish®, but DON’T EAT, DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

– BEAR COFFEE – Drambuie, B&B, Kahlua & Grand Marnier. the KILT REMOVERS – BLUEBERRY TEA – Grand Marnier, Amaretto & Tea. – CLIFF HANGER – Bailey’s Irish Cream & Drambuie. – KELLYS BLEND – Kahlua, B & B & Frangelico. 7.50Single (1-oz.) – MONTE CRISTO – Grand Marnier & Kahlua. 10.50 Double (2-oz.) – VOLCANO – Grand Marnier, Kahlua & B&B. 14 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST & pintstaps taps the & pints TAPS LAGERS, ALES, CIDERS, ETC.

– IMPORT DRAUGHT BEERS – PREMIUM DRAUGHT BEER Guinness • Harp • Kilkenny 20-oz. Pint 8.25 60-oz. Jug 19.95 20-oz. Pint 8.25 60-oz. Jug 19.95 – STRONGBOW (cider) – LOCAL DOMESTIC DRAUGHT BEER 20-oz. Pint 8.25 60-oz. Jug 19.95 16-oz. Sleeve 6.25 60-oz. Jug 16.95

Discover the best of our Draught Beer Flight Tray 8.25 Order a Draught Beer Sample Tray Choose from any available draught on tap. Four 5-oz. glasses Ask your server for details

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Below is a brief description of what each style of beer is. NOTE: Each location might not have all selections

LAGER – The yeast used during the fermentation process is the difference. Lagers have bottom fermenting yeasts, which in turn don’t typically give the beer any fruity flavors or strong aromas. It allows for a cleaner, lighter and crisper taste. ALE – Ales on the other hand use top fermenting yeasts, which allow for fuller bodies, stronger aromas and sweeter flavours. With some ales, there can be a bittering agent added to counteract the sweetness. Typically, they can be found in darker colours. IPA – An IPA or India Pale Ale, is a subcategory of an Ale. An IPA is usually quite bitter and has a very strong flavour. Accompanied by the flavour is typically a higher alcohol percentage. Typically, an IPA is a lighter chocolate colour and can sometimes be cloudy. WHEAT ALE – This type of Ale is more of a seasonal beer, found during the summer months. Wheat Ales are typically filled with citrus flavour and often accompanied by an orange or a lemon. They are commonly very cloudy beers but should have a crispy refreshing flavour. PILSNER – Pilsners are a type of lager that originated in the Czech Republic. They tend to be a light golden colour. Some have a strong hop flavour, spicy floral notes with a crisp finish that have made them arguably the most popular beer in the world.

Specialty PINTS 20-oz. 8.45

– STRONGBERGS – Strongbow Cider topped with your choice of Lime, Peach or Raspberry Slush. – BLACK VELVET – Guinness & Strongbow Cider in equal parts with the Guinness floated on top. – BLACK 'N' TAN – Pale Ale with Guinness floated on top. – HALF 'N' HALF – Equal parts of Guinness & Harp, with the Guinness floated on top. – SNAKE BITE – Equal parts of Strongbow Cider & Harp, topped with Ribena Black Currant Syrup. – BLACK 'N' BLOOD – The true taste of Ireland…a pint of Guinness with Ribena Black Currant Syrup. – SHANDY – A refreshing blend of Harp Lager with a splash of Sprite. – LAGER 'N' LIME – A cold pint of Harp Lager with a splash of Lime Juice. – MICHELADA – Harp Lager & Mott's Clamato Juice on ice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce, served in a celery-salted–rim pint glass. – CHELADA – Harp Lager and Lime Juice, in a salted pint glass.

16 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST bottles bottles Bottles Domestic: 5.75 Imported: 6.75 – Canadian – Keiths – Coors Light – MGD – Corona – Heineken – Budweiser – Kokanee – Guinness Blonde

•BC'S ORIGINAL CIDER SINCE 1927• Ciders & Coolers

– Peach – Pear – Apple 6.25 – Smirnoff Ice 6.25

For starters, Patrick was kidnapped by Irish pirates when he was 16 and taken to Ireland, where he was sold into slavery. After about seven years, he managed to escape, which “no one had ever done before.” Following a short stint back home, Patrick decided to return to Ireland as a missionary. He later became a priest and a bishop and spent the rest of his life in Ireland, before passing away on March 17, 461. He was largely forgotten for a couple centuries until the 600s. That’s when the church in northern Ireland began to celebrate him as a saint and his following spread from there. Little is known about him, though, apart from two very short but revealing letters in Latin that he wrote about his life and work in the late 400s AD. It comes out in both of his letters how concerned he was about enslaved women in Ireland…and talks about his insecurities, his struggles, about fighting against depression. The letters reveal a man who worked incredibly hard, who was full of self–doubt, and yet who kept going year after year. St. Patrick’s Day started as a small, religious holiday in Ireland. And believe it or not, for the first nearly six decades, bars had to stay closed because the holiday falls during Lent. The law was lifted in 1961; and now, 13 million pints of Guinness are sold around the world on March 17th. Today’s St. Patrick’s Day traditions evolved across the pond when Irish immigrants came to Canada and the United States following the potato famine of the 1840s. They remembered the old country and wanted to have a day that they could be proud of. Because the Irish were treated very badly in North America by a lot of people…And so they began parades. It’s spread way beyond being a religious holiday or even being an Irish holiday and it’s just now, I think, the chance to celebrate the end of a long, cold winter. And to drink a lot of beer.

All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST 17 Daily Specials Be sure to ask your server about our daily Double Drink Specials & Draught Beer Specials

6–PACK EXPRESS (6-oz.) FOR TWO OR MORE Any 6 Any 6 Regular Premium Shooters Shooters 22.95 27.95

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18 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST mocktails the mocktails MOCKTAILS For the wee lads & lasses...and designated drivers!

BERRY FREEZE – Grapefruit, Strawberry & Honey. ✴SLUSHED✴ 4.25 BORA BORA BREW – Pineapple, Ginger Ale & Green Grenadine. JULIUS CAESAR – Clamato, Spices, Lime Wedge & a Pickled Bean. MILKSHAKE – Your choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or Strawberry. MOCKARITA – Lemon & Lime Juice – ✴SLUSHED✴ with a salted–rim glass. PINEAPPLE SUNSET – P.J. & O.J. topped with ✴SLUSHED✴ Strawberries on top. RASPBERRY BREEZE SMOOTHIE – Raspberry Puree, Lime Juice & an Orange Slice. SEA BREEZE MOCKTAIL – Cranberry, Grapefruit & Lime Juice. SHIRLEY TEMPLE – O.J. & Lime Juice, Sprite & Green Grenadine. SPUD ROGERS – O.J. & Lime Juice, Coke & Green Grenadine. STRAWBERRY MOCKTAIL – Strawberries and Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴ SUMMERTIME – Pineapple, O.J., Grapefruit & Strawberries. ✴SLUSHED✴ VIRGIN CHI CHI – Pineapple, Vanilla Cream & Coconut Syrup. ✴SLUSHED✴ VIRGIN CREAMSICLE – O.J., P.J., Vanilla Cream & Coconut Syrup. ✴SLUSHED✴

More Trivia... 1) How long do pachos take to travel to your stomach? 2) What is the average length of a human dream? 3) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer? 4) What is the difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch Whiskey?

5) How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

Scotch whiskey is distilled twice, Irish whiskey is distilled three times 5) None...it was Noah was None...it 5) times three distilled is whiskey Irish twice, distilled is whiskey Scotch 4) 70 3) seconds 2–3 2) seconds 7 Answer:1)

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