® ® ® Barstool Handbook & Entertainment Guide COST OF BOOZENESS HOUSE HIGHBALLS PREMIUM ULTRA PREMIUM IRISH WHISKEY & COCKTAILS MARTINIS LIQUORS LIQUORS Single (1-oz.) Single (1-oz.) Single (1-oz.) Double (2-oz.) 6.50 Double (2-oz.) 7.50 9.50 6.95 Double (2-oz.) 8.95 Double (2-oz.) Double (2-oz.) 8.95 10.50 14.50 Premium Liquors VODKA Absolut | Ketel One IRISH WHISKEY Bushmills | Jameson RYE Wiser's | Crown Royal |Crown Apple BOURBON Bulleit | Jim Beam RUM Appleton's Reserve| Bacardi White WHISKEY Jack Daniel's | Jack Daniel's Honey Captain Morgan's Spiced GIN Bombay | Hendrick's | Tanquery SCOTCH Chivas | Glenlivet | Glenfiddich TEQUILA Jose Cuervo Johnny Walker Black Premium Liqueurs BAILEY'S IRISH CREAM | B&B | BLACK SAMBUCA | DRAMBUIE | FRANGELICO | GALLIANO GOLDSCHLÄGER | GRAND MARNIER | JÄGERMEISTER | KAHLUA | SOUTHERN COMFORT Ultra Premium GREY GOOSE | PATRON SILVER | DON JULIO Liquors Ask your server for other options ORIGINAL SPICED RUM GOLDSCHLAGER™ 2 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST God Created Alcohol to keep the Irish from Conquering the World the MARGARITAS Slushed unless Single (1-oz.) 6.50 Double (2-oz.) 8.95 ordered on the rocks – LIME MARG – Margarita Mix & Lime Juice; salted–rim. – BANANA STRAWBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Banana Liqueur, real Strawberries & Lime Juice. – CALIFORNIA MARG – Melon Liqueur, Smirnoff & Lime Juice. – FROZEN IRISHMAN – Tequila, Blue Curacao & Lime Juice. – PEACH MARG – Margarita Mix, Peach Schnapps & Lime Juice and Peach Juice. – RASPBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Smirnoff Raspberry, Lime Juice & Raspberry Juice. – SOUR APPLE MARG – Margarita Mix, Smirnoff Electric Apple & Lime Juice. – SOUR RASPBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Smirnoff Electric Berry & Lime Juice. – STRAWBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, real Strawberries & Lime Juice. – TROPICAL MARG – Cherry Brandy, Banana Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Coconut Rum, Cassis, Lime Juice & real Strawberries. the BULLDOGS All Bulldogs are served in a 20–oz. jug 13.50 – IRISH BULLDOG – 2-oz. Lime Margarita with a Guinness Blonde inserted upside down. – LEPRECHAUN POP BULLDOG – 2-oz. Smirnoff Electric Apple, Lime Juice, slushed with a Smirnoff Ice inserted upside down. – MEXICAN BULLDOG – 2-oz. Lime Margarita with a Corona inserted upside down. Denotes a "Staff Favourite" The Irish Equivalent to “Chin Chin” “Cheers” or “Salute” is... Sláinte (slahn–che) All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST 3 martinis the martinis MARTINIS All O’Bryan’s Martinis are SHAKEN and served without ice unless specified Double (2-oz.) only 8.95 – 007 – Smirnoff or Gordon's Gin, Vermouth, twist of Lime & Stuffed Olives. – BAD APPLE MARTINI – Butter Ripple Schnapps, Smirnoff Electric Apple, Coconut Rum, P.J. & O.J. – BLAST MARTINI – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Electric Berry, Peach Schnapps, touch of Cassis, P.J. & a splash of Lime Juice. – BLUE BALLS – Blue Curacao, Triple Sec, Smirnoff Raspberry, Banana Liqueur & Smirnoff Electric Berry. – BUBBLE GUM – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Banana Liqueur & O.J. – BLUE PEACH PUNCH – Smirnoff Blueberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Splash Cranberry, Splash O.J. – CANDY APPLE – Smirnoff Electric Apple & Butter Ripple Schnapps. – CHOCOLATE MONKEY – Vodka, Banana Liqueur, Creme de Cacao. – CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry & White Crème de Cacao. – COCONUT EXPRESS – Coconut Rum, Kahlua & coffee SHAKEN – COSMOPOLITAN – Smirnoff, Triple Sec & Cranberry Juice. – CRANTINI – Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice. – FRANTINI – Smirnoff Vanilla, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Electric Berry & Grapefruit Juice. – GIMLET – Dry Gordon's Gin, Lime Juice & a splash of Lemon Juice. – JOLLY RANCHER – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice. – KEY LIME – Butter Ripple Schnapps, Smirnoff Vanilla & Lime Juice. – PINK PUSSY – Smirnoff, Gordon's Gin, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Raspberry with a splash of Lemon Juice. – PURPLE POCKET PLEASER – Smirnoff Electric Berry & Blue Curacao. – THE BIG APPLE – Blueberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Electric Apple, splash Lemon & Lime Juice, shake, pour into martini glass, add Strongbow & a splash of Cassis. – TRADITIONAL MARTINI – Gordon's Gin & White Vermouth. – TRADITIONAL MARTINI (DRY) – Gordon's Gin, White Vermouth & a splash of Scotch. – TROPICAL MARTINI – Orange Vodka, Coconut Rum & P.J. – TWISTED FLIRTINI – Smirnoff Raspberry, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, P.J. & a splash of Lime Juice. – TWISTED VANILLA KISS – Smirnoff Vanilla, Irish Cream & a Chocolate Swirl. – WALK OF SHAME – Tequila, Blue Curacao, O.J. and a splash of Lime. 4 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST cocktails the cocktails COCKTAILS Single (1-oz.) 6.50 | Double (2-oz.) 8.95 Worldwide Classics – ALABAMA SLAMMER – Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Triple Sec & O.J. – ANITA SHAFT – Smirnoff Vanilla, Banana Liqueur & Irish Cream SHAKEN with Coffee served on the rocks. – ARIZONA WATERMELON – Southern Comfort, Amaretto, O.J., P.J. & Cranberry Juice. – BAHAMA MAMA – Coffee Liqueur, Banana Liqueur, White Rum & Milk. – BANANA PEACHY – Banana Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – BARTENDER LOVE JUICE – White Rum, Coconut Rum & P.J. topped with Strawberry Slush. – BIG BOOTY – Smirnoff Blueberry, Peach Schnapps and Sprite with a Lime Slush on top. – BEACHCOMBER – Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, O.J. & Cranberry Juice. – BELLINI – Bellini Mix, Peach Juice and Lime Juice, with a Cassis float. ✴SLUSHED✴ – BERRY BANGER – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Blueberry, Cranberry Juice, Soda & topped with Ribena Black Currant Syrup. – BLACK CURRANT MOJITO – Gin, Cassis, Simple Syrup, 2 Lime Wedges, 4–6 Mint leaves (Muddle), top with ice and Soda, garnished with Lime Wedge. – BLACK RUSSIAN – Smirnoff, Coffee Liqueur on the rocks. – BLARNEY STONE – 1oz. Blue Curaco, Gin, Jagger & Sprite. – BLOODY MARY – Smirnoff & Tomato Juice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce served in a salted–rim jar. – BLUE HAWAII – White Rum, Blue Curacao & P.J. – BLUE RASPBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry, Blue Curacao, Sprite & Lime Juice. – BOAT DRINK – White Rum, Coconut Rum, O.J. & P.J. – BRITT’S HANGOVER – 2-oz. of Gordon’s Gin, Soda with Lime Slush top. – BROWN COW – Coffee Liqueur & Milk. – CAESAR – Smirnoff & Mott’s Clamato Juice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce, served in a celery salted–rim jar. – CAESAR FEVER – Smirnoff, 2-oz. Harp Lager, 1-oz. Bean Juice, 1-oz. pickle juice & Clamato, served in a celery salted–rim jar. There are only two kinds the Irish and those who wish they were! of people in the world... All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST 5 cocktails – Smirnoff Blueberry, Soda & a splash of Cranberry Juice. cocktails– CALEB’S BLUE KOOL-AID – CANDY STARR – Blue Curaçao, Electric Apple, Butter Ripple, Electric Berry, P.J. with a splash of Lime Juice. – CAPTAIN’S COOLER – Dark Rum, Apricot Brandy, P.J. & Sprite. – CARMALYZER – Butter Ripple Schnapps, White Cacao, Coke & Milk. – CASEY AND THE SUNSHINE BAND – Smirnoff Raspberry, 2-oz. Raspberry Juice, Soda & Lime Juice. – CHERRY KOOL–AID – Melon Liqueur, Amaretto, Cranberry & Soda. – CHERRY RUM FIZZ – Cherry Brandy, White Rum & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴ – CHI CHI – Smirnoff & Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – COCAINE – Coffee Liqueur, Orange and Brandy, Irish Cream, Sambuca & Milk. – COCONUT MONKEY – Banana Liqueur, Amaretto, P.J., Vanilla Ice Cream Mix & Coconut Syrup ✴SLUSHED✴ There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? Answer: White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear. polar a is therefore, bear, the and pole, North the at is house the south, face walls the all If White. Answer: – CREAM SODA – Smirnoff Vanilla, Smirnoff Raspberry & Coke. – CREAMSICLE – Smirnoff, Triple Sec, O.J., Soda & Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – DAIQUIRIS – White Rum & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴ – DEZZY – Smirnoff Raspberry & Soda topped with Peach Slush. – DOUBLE DOGGER – Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, Root Beer Schnapps & Coke. – ELAINE'S HEAVEN – Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, SHAKEN & poured over ice. – ELECTRIC BLUE ICE TEA – Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Blue Curacao, Sprite & Lime Juice. – FALSE CREEK SWAN – Tequila & Lemon Juice topped with Strawberry Slush. – '57 T-BIRD – Southern Comfort, Amaretto & Dark Rum on the rocks. – FLORIDA LOO – equal parts Overproof Rum and Coconut Rum. Half O.J. and half P.J. – FRECKLED LEMON-AIDE – Vodka, Lemonade, topped with Strawberries. ✴SLUSHED✴ – FROZEN IRISH COFFEE – Irish Whisky, Irish Cream, Cold Coffee, Ice Cream Mix, Chocolate Sauce, topped with Whipped Cream and Chocolate Drizzle. ✴SLUSHED✴ 6 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST cocktails cocktails– FRUITLOOP – Gordon's Gin, Smirnoff Electric Berry & Soda, topped with Strawberry Slush. – FUDGESICLE – Amaretto, Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream & Milk. – FUZZY NAVEL – Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff & O.J. – GEORGIA PEACH – Peach Schnapps, Long Island Iced Tea Mix & Coke. – GEORGIA PUNCH – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice & Monster Energy Drink. – GREEN GODDESS – Smirnoff, Melon Liqueur, P.J., Lime Juice & Soda. – GREYHOUND – Smirnoff & Grapefruit Juice. – HARVEY WALLBANGER – Smirnoff & O.J. with Galliano floated on top. – HAWAIIAN PUNCH – Smirnoff, Southern Comfort, Amaretto & P.J. – HOLY WATER – Smirnoff Electric Berry, Blue Curacao & Sprite. – HONEY POT – Jack Daniel's Honey, Kahlua, Banana Liqueur in Milk. – HOOKERS 'N' BLOW – Smirnoff Raspberry, Banana Liqueur & Coke. – HOT FOR TEACHER – Smirnoff Electric Berry,