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to me. The same way it came naturally to from the editor ... me to prefer Milky Ways (will the puns never end) to Butterfingers (here we go again,) and Coca-Cola over Pepsi. It was just a part Hey,Gabbers! of me.

You might have noticed in last week's is- Yet, for over 40 years, I have been confronted sue a Gab ad that makes reference to our with blatant hate and derision by members dear neighbors to the north, who - for better of the straight community; paid my taxes, or worse - are, at least in part, represented despite having fewer rights than the majority by a lovely lady by the name of Sally Kern of the population; and, enjoyed neither the in the Oklahoma House of Representatives. benefits nor the joys afforded to breeders La Kern, for those of you that may not be and other less "radical" factions of our soci- aware, compared the homosexual agenda ety - all while being forced to listen to the to terrorists, and found that the terrorists were heterosexual agenda and its spokespeople, lower on the chain of condemnable groups such as Sally Kern, and being told that the than we in the GLBTcommunity are. choice of being a reviled outcast was my own. Ms. Kern believes and publicly proclaims that "scientific evidence, health evidence ... Over 4,000 American men and women have proves that the homosexual lifestyle isa dan- been sent to slaughter in Iraq; our planet is gerous lifestyle ...more dangerous than ter- literally rotting at the core; children are go- rorism." In her infinite wisdom, old Sally also ing to bed hungry and dying because of avows that the homosexual agenda' is "the inadequate medical care; gas prices are very same as a cancer," and that gays and going through the roof and our economy lesbians choose to be gay and lesbian be- is beginning to tank; George W. Bush still cause of "that sinful nature" that we all pos- smirks and lies his way through press confer- sess. ences; and civilization continues its decline into chaos, but Sally Kern and her ilk can find In other words, we can CHOOSE not to be time only to warn the Republican base that gay. the GLBTcommunity is a cancer that is de- stroying the nation, and that our agenda is Once again, representatives of the religious a greater threat than that posed by Osama wrong.and the immoral majority are brand- bin-Laden. ing us as a bunch of radical heathens whose sole purpose in life isto sin, convert others to That's why the upcoming primary run-off our sinful ways and bring down the allegedly elections in Texas and November's presiden- of America with our quest for tial and congressional elections are even basic civil and human rights. And all be- more important to our community than cause we apparently make a conscious de- they've ever been. Because, despite grow- cision to live this lifestyle as a direct affront ing medical and scientific evidence sup- to what is good and just and God-like in so- porting the belief that homosexuality isnot a ciety. choice, idiots like Sally Kern are going to con- tinue to spout-off their vicious venom about Bulls#@t. you and me and all of our friends and many of our neighbors to promote THEIRagenda I don't know about the rest of you, but I was and to keep the good old US of A the fas- a full-tilt fag ogling over the men's under- cist republic that it has become under the wear pictures in the Lord & Taylor catalogue suspect watch of George W. Bush and his by the time I was three years old - and that minions. was way before Daddy became distant and Mommy became overbearing, and long And why, when making plans for your vaca- before I even knew that my penis could do tion this year, you should maybe choose a something besides piss...hell. long before I'd blue state. even had my first boner. I didn't choose to \ be aroused by the sight of hot men in tighty- And that's the Gab ... whities and repulsed by the sight of bea- W'\ ver shots in hetero stroke magazines - it just came (you should pardon the pun) naturally I Page 7 n...o.~ ~we-ekIY

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7 From the Editor by Bob Dineen

10 Gab Grooves by Jimmy R.Smith

14 OMBlog by Giga Bytes

18 Gab & Groan by Sebastian Venable III 22 BuzzFile by Robert Stahl 26 Ask Rocco by Rocco Caseliano

31 Meet The Ones by Andy Reynolds

39 What Lies Beneath by Lawrence Ferber Z 42 Scopes by Mario Mares 44 Ernest & Otis Ask The Gophers

47 Young Chemistry by Ralf Elizalde

49 Gab Bag Out Across Texas 60 Gab Guide

Page 9 Turns out, being the world's greatest party combo isn't just like riding a bike, but the B- 52s are certainly pointed in the right direc- tion. Think of as a likeable album from a lovable band and adjust your party planner accordingly.

The B-52's took their name from the Southern slang for the mile-high bouffant wigs sported by singers and , a look emblematic of the band's campy, thrift-store aesthetic. The five-piece group, which also included founding members , guitarist Ricky Wilson (Cindy's older brother), and drummer , formed in the mid-70s after a drunken eve- ning at a Chinese restaurant; the bandmem- bers had little or no previous musical experi- ence, and performed most of their earliest shows with taped guitar and percussion ac- companiment.

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After hearing the ultra-sheen producer tion vindicates Strickland's hunch about Os- Steve Osborne smoothed across New Or- borne, whose half-new wave, half-MP3 age der's 2001 album Get Ready, the B-52s' production is a great match throughout. guitarist and music director Keith Strickland found the sound that would bring his band The band's shimmy and shake performance into 21st century .. is as energetic as ever and with songs like "Hot Corner," "Juliet of the Spirits," and The ultra-slick, synthesizer and drum ma- the title track bringing warm reminders of chine driven Funplex isthe result, and while it "," "Summer of Love," or "," doesn't make up for the 16 years since their the B-52s in 2008 are still adding fine mate- last full-length, it's a good argument that rial to their catalog. they should get off the revival concert cir- cuit and get back to the studio more often. Bright moments that loyal fans will cherish dot the album, like when Fred delivers a On the opening "Pump," singers Kate Pier- "Robots-Bootybots-Erotobots" chant CLove son and Cindy Wilson prove right away they in the Year 3000"), or when a simple, quint- can still create sweet harmonies, while Fred essential B-52sriff mixes with intoxicating fu- Schneider displays that he's lost none of his ture disco CEyes Wide Open"). campy spark and still sounds credible when barking out stories of hot mamas cruising the Nothing here is as gripping or as perfect mall while high on diet pills.The track's excit- as "," "," or "Love ing Stereolab-meets-Duane Eddy construe- Shack."

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E people just wanting to know if we have it in stock. It's been phenomenal." Experience Heider feels that the range and types of warmth and activities the Wii affords is the reason it is so popular. "We see people of all ages, ranging comfort in the from kids and young adults to senior citizens, heart ot Dallas! getting involved." Thiscrossover appeal rings true with Neal as well, who claims two of his 2917 Reaf!an Street friends "are a couple who has their parents Dallas, Texas 75219 over, and all four of them, all adults, play Wii One block from Cedar Springs! Tennisall night long."

The Wii allows up to four simultaneous play- ers,which Heider feels isprobably one of the reasons that sports games are so popular, and he feels that this is true for other family- styled games, like Game Party. "Game Party simulates games you would play around the house, like darts, table hockey and trivia:' says Heider. "They're just fun group activi- ties."

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C') Q) 2CJ). Flawless: No, George Michael's ver- NYC's THEONES are that and more on their sion of "Flawless" was not glittering debut album (From the label and ) the original-it was a cov- er of The Ones 2007 Top 70 producers who brought you the ScissorSisters, UK hit! George got sloppy Hello,): seconds",

Take a snapshot of all that is fierce about Parrish,Jody Watley, Jungle Brothers,Thomp- Downtown NYC nightlife. son Twins,Kono. Mantronix, Deee-Lite, Shriek- back and Alexander Robotnik not only in the Caught in the flash, smoke and glitter will be same night, but in the same damn hour? In the legendary' trio of Paul Alexander, JoJo clubs where the crowd was as mixed as the Americo and Nashom, collectively known as music? The Ones bring it. Back. Unapologeti- The Ones. Following on cally vintage. and un- the heels of their two ,..,---~--- -- . --:------" deniably "ultra" mod- previous smash Top ern, NYC Jungle is the Ten UK hits, "Flawless," big, buzzing, electro- and "Superstar," The rock-breakbeat-disco Ones-all Mona Lisa zhoozh of a club cock- smiles, gazing eyes tail you've been wait- and fashion for your ing for. nerves-are strutting like disco-punk super Now get a look togeth- heroes to slap down , er, because remixes of their long-awaited, the first single, "I Feel debut album NYC Upside Down" are al- Jungle just in the nick ready percolating on of time to save your your favorite dance- dancefloor. floor , quickly followed by the video and remix I Armed with an arse- package of "When We i nal of holographic Get Together" to co- I.. , incide with the album- I~ hooks and ballistic' ! ~ beats overseen by A release. ThisSpring look , Touch of Class,the in-demand City for The Ones to pop up as guests on the new , production team of Oliver Stumm & Domie Risque album, covering "The Safety Dance" Clausen (The Gossip, Le Tigre)-and label- on the legendary UKlabel, Some Bizarreand that signed, remixed and launched Scissor a feature on Lost Daze (Armand van Heiden, Sistersinto the pop lexicon, The Ones debut FelixDa Housecat)'s Ibiza treat, "I Ain't Wait- album is an homage to the heady mix that ing In Line At Space." Absolutely flawless. was the influential Eighties/Nineties under- ground NYC sound. Miss (or missed out on) Pump up the volume and get to know The those late nights where musical variety ruled? Ones. Where one could dance to The Clash, Man

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Cancun, that pro- Mexico is a vokes such favorite desti- a strong of sun worship- physical reaction is a good date movie; if spring breakers they end up in your lap, that can be fun." somethingfrightful also exists here, amidst the sandy stretches and nearby Mayan ru- Prior to filmmaking, the Maine-born Smith ins, an almost shingles-inducing demonic had established himself as a fashion and ce- terror: quintessentially Middle American lebrity photographer. After moving to NYC chain restaurants like Outback Steakhouse, in 1989 he briefiy studied photography and Bubba Gump's, and Applebees. Openly fashion design at FIT,but ultimately dropped gay director Carter Smith acknowledges out. Shortlythereafter, he landed professional the fear these establishments strike into his gigs, shooting spreads for the likes of Vogue, heart - "I'm most afraid of IG.I. Friday's" he GQ, and W Magazine, commercials, and bristles- but he decided to bring a different, music videos. He also stretched his budding fortunately fictitious horror to screen with his directorial chops during photo sessionswith scream-inducing feature debut, The Ruins. actors like Drew Barrymore and Brad Pitt. "Brad Pitt, he makes an impression," Smith Adapted from Oscar-nominated screenwrit- shares."Utterly charming, so sexy,really char- er Scott Smith's bestselling novel, The Ruins ismatic. You realize movie stars really are a follows two couples - best friends Amy (Jena different breed of people. But what's fun for Malone) and Stacy (Laura Ramsey) and their me working with actors is they enjoy taking respective boyfriends, Jeff (Jonathan Tucker) on the part of a character and not neces- and Eric (Shawn Ashmore) - as they vaca- sarily being themselves. Like, 'you're the tion in sunkissed Cancun, Mexico. Joined by sleazy nightclub owner who has a crush on a couple of fellow tourists (Joe Anderson the waitress: Whatever it is,Itry and come up and Dimitri Bavaes) hoping to see Mayan with some sort of narrative that informs the ruins, the group veers off the beaten path pictures, which makes it that much easier for into the Mexican jungle. They find rare, hid- them to play along for the camera:' den ruins, and something they won't be as delighted to discover - a creeping evil that Determined to try his hand at narrative film- literally gets under your skin.As the situation making, Smith self-funded an adaptation grows dire and survival instinct kicks in, it be- of Steven Treleaven's short story, Bugcrush, comes apparent that there are even more which he shot partly at his former Maine threats within the jungle. " high school. The creepy tale of a fresh-faced teenager who meets a disturbing fate at the "I think it's 0 good date movie because it's lit- hands of the bad boy he's obsessed with erally the type of film where people are con- and an insect that injects heroin-like venom, stantly grasping people's hands," Carter en- Bugcrush won a Jury Prize at the 2006 Sun- thuses."It's a very physical movie. Anything dance Film Festival (and is currently avail- Page 39 able on the gay shorts compilation, BoysLife develop when the survival instinct takes over. 6).That same year, Carter was also invited to You turn into a completely different person participate in Sundance Screenwriter's Lab, and that's interesting to watch when that where he collaborated with author Dennis kicks in. A big thing, too, were all the things Cooper on a project entitled Warm. Thanks the actors brought to the roles.They're really to Bugcrush's Sundance splash, Smith soon talented and made sure these characters landed a Hollywood agent, connected with are very real. For me, when you have a film the DreamWorks studio, and started reading with very unreal elements, it's extremely im- scripts. portant the rest of it stays very true to life."

After poring through many horror scripts Smith's two attractive male leads should and happily rejecting them (including many prove familiar to queer audiences. Tucker bland PG-13 rated remakes of Asian horror played Tilda Swinton's gay son in 2001's noir hits), he finally came across The Ruins.Tosay thriller, The Deep End. And Ashmore played he was entangled in its story is an under- Iceman in the X-Men series and an HIV- statement. "When I got the script," he recalls, infected porn star in 2005's 3 Needles. Yet "it was very clear from that first read that this despite the fact the actors reveal some skin, isgood." the film's harrowing, gruesome moments Smith admits that horror isprobably are sureto provide the hisfavorite genre, and cites director 'most heart palpita- David Cronen berg as an influence tions. Amongst them: and favorite. "It's one of the few an emergency dou- genres where you can really make ble-amputation while an audience have a physical reac- the group is far from tion," he explains. "Tomake a room- any hospital or clinic ... ful of people gasp and scream or even sanitary medi- and squirm in their seats and jump, cal equipment. that's really exciting and rewarding to me." With animated vines that But if the filmmakers burrow, break off, and squirm un- needed any remind- derneath flesh, The Ruins certainly ers that nature can be does .that via visceral sequences frightful and deadly, that tap into fears of parasites and they found them on bodily infection (one of Cronen- set. Queensland, Aus- berg's pet themes). tralia stood in for the Mexican jungle, and "At the heart of what's unsettling it happens that Aus- about this movie is this idea of tralia and its coast are bodily infection," he says. "Something that home to the world's most diverse assortment gets into your skin and thrives under the sur- of deadly creatures, which occasionally face. I've been to places like Belize where made unannounced cameo appearances you hear about the Botfly,which lays itseggs while shooting. beneath your skin.Thank god I've never had to deal with it. We looked at so many docu- "Constantly," Smith recalls."We'd arrive in the mentaries and YouTube clips of under-the- morning and there'd be a 22-foot python skinparasites and they are disgusting!" stretched across the access road to the set. We had a very busy safety crew that kept us Another element that drew him to The Ruins safe at all times, and they were very careful was its characters, which stand apart from to not make a big deal of it so everybody typical modern horror flick prettyboy/girl wouldn't get freaked out. Like,OK, Let's not red-shirts (which isto say,cardboard victims- broadcast the fact there's a, poisonous spi- in-wait). "There's an interesting dynamic to der under every rock in this field. Not good them," he says. "Two long-term girlfriends for cast morale when they're having to roll and their boyfriends, who don't really have around on the ground in their underwear." anything in common or even necessarily like each other. They're not perfect relationships. The Ruinsopened nationwide on April 4th. And one of the things I found really intrigu- ing was seeing the way these relationships Page 40 yOUknoW already how wonderful the results of your efforts will be. Roll up your sleeves and get going on this project as early in the day as yOUcan.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18 You must be incredibly disciplined today, so keep your eye on the ball. There will be a multitude of distractions today. These could range from some sort of spontaneous party to a nagging sensation that you are for- getting to do something.' Get focused and check out whatever is going on. Don't wor- ry,you will have plenty of free time and an abundance of energy for fun today. pisces February 19 - March 20 A friend may be experiencing some relation- ship problems right now but helping them out is not your obligation. Bite your tongue and just let them deal with it on their own. There isa lesson here that they need to learn, it will help them grow. Plus,if you get involved, you could end up being the bad guy. There are details you are not aware of so just stay out of things.

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Ernest: Hello everybody! Ernest and Otis here, all set and ready to do our weekly Cards - Gifts - Novelties opinion column - the only reader-directed Ernest: There's always a limit to everything, opinion column in the whole world, It's a and when you cross that limit, it's wrong, spectacular idea, Rather than us just tell 4539 Travis Street - Dallas, Tx 75205 you what we think you ought to think, you Otis: Yeah, but don't forget that of all the ask us for our opinion, and we give it to you, rights we have, Ithink one of the greatest we Ph: 214,522.1901 Fax: 214.522.1954 We have an e-mail from In A Quandry, Otis, have isthe right to be wrong, would you read it, please? Ernest: The right to be wrong? Dear Gophers: I need an opinion on how to handle a friend of mine, When it's just the Otis: Yeah, the right to be wrong, Sure,it ain't two of us hanging out around the burrow, mentioned in the Bill of Rights, like the right he's a regular Gopher, But when we're out of privacy, but it's a right we all have, And in public or around others, he starts acting I exercise it to the fullest extent whenever I like a Gopheen, You know, the high-pitched can, If Quandary's friend wants to make a loud voice, smirky behavior, limp paws, twist- damned fool of himself by acting like a Go- ing his tail around when he walks, always pheen, let him have at it, making comments about other Gopher's ... tails, It's really embarrassing, Any ideas on Ernest: How many beers have you had, Otis? what I can do? - In A Quandary I know you, You hate that type of behavior, So what would you say to me if I started act- Otis: What's a Gopheen? ing like a Gopheen? "Congratulations on exercising your right to be wrong?" Ernest: C'mon, Ernest,get with it, Gopheen isshort for Gopher queen, Otis: I wouldn't say anything, I'd just start to . walk away, accidentally trip, step on your tail, • Otis: Oh, now I get it, The stereotype way spill beer all over you, then apologize for be- non-Gophers think all Gophers act, ing so clumsy, Exercising your rights always has consequences, Sometimes they're nice, Ernest: Uh", yes, Well, Quandary, I think you sometimes not, should sit your friend down and have a long talk with him, Affected behavior of any kind Ernest: I think it's time to go, So, folks out in just does not work for anyone at any time, magazine land, keep those emails coming Sure,he may say he's just promoting the Go- in so we can tell you what we think, That's pher way of life, but he needs to be thinking what this column is all about, Opinions, Of about society as a whole, For Gophers to all sorts, You may like 'em, you may not, But ever be a real part of that, we need to stop always remember: GOPHERSGODA GAB thinking just about ourselves and take oth- ers into consideration, and be considerate when we're around them, Want an opinion on something? Just send an emailto: Otis: Typical Ernestresponse, Always put oth- [email protected] ers and society first, What about individual Vll- ZILU DANNEE PHANN H~ « H:.£ . in conjunctionvvithTHE BRICK ~Z~::l present G5f2:;~ I-;..LU l «ILL. Nl$Ht i!=!:

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