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YOU THOUGHT YOU CAME HERE TO LEARN? 41 :~--"""--_IIII!.!!l!~;;::;;;;W;;:;;iii!!!. ~<:'!IlAI!!l'I4;'01!_,·.,-,~!#,~ __ =._!lI.'l...... , ~ ~ .~~;;,==?, ;;'!!ptiOR ~ .... More forums;"' more debts tug at council... NIOBLOTl£llY By AHDY MICHALSKI Franc;ois AUbe,Carol Baker, Eric Ferguson, Denis Mass­ the mop-up operations icotte. and Alain Picard. Ca­ for Glendon College Council rol Baker later resigned are continuing to plague bus­ from her post. just before iness manager Doug New­ the forum collapse. son. Forums of all sorts Massicotte. in. addition to have displayed unusual can­ his·tax-free salary, also re­ dour in producing unaccoun­ ceived a free room (worth ted expenses. heavily salar­ $17 per week) from the ad­ ied presidents and remark­ ministration. ably expensive cookies. Last year's 'Year of the When asked how any or­ Barricade', an internation­ ganization could appoint a­ al conference of radicals nyone to a $100 per week leftdebts totalling almost job with student funds. the $1900. The yearly forums business manager for stu­ are made up of four day dents' council, Doug Newson discussion weekends on var­ explained that all co unc il Denis Massicotte, Alain Picard ious subjects. They receive could do was "to kee'p an eye president of defunct ex-president an annual grant of $1,000 on all organizations' that o­ B&B forum of weekly forum from students'council. perate under council. ad 2, allotted and may record at a cairns New­ According to Dave Philips well be returning $600 to the son. "And. it's a mess to 'Canadaafter 8 &8' council treasury. clean it up." students' council president, Bixley took charge of stu­ This year's proposedforttm gUidelines are to f)e estab­ For Newson.' one of his dent funds when last year's was called •Le Canada apres lished on the payment of any largest complaints 'is a- student council resigned en la Commission B& B. It full or part time jobs oper­ gainst former dean of stu­ masse and student organi­ was to deal with the prob­ ating on student monies. dents. Brian Bixley. He zations were left without lems of the francophones in . A new forum has been pro­ handed out funds with "no money to operate on. English Canada. and that of posed now, dealing with the the anglophones in Quebec. city. Philips hopes that it will produce a surplus rat­ Cher monsieur, Originally scheduled wit h ./ / a budget of over $200.000. her than the now-customary Le Comite Executif du Forum Glendon '70 vient d'apprendre it .was cut down to one of deficit (beyond the student qu'11 ne pourra obtenir;' de- subventions du gouvernement federal en vue $70.000, but stillfailed to at­ grant of $1,000).The newfor­ d. 'organiser cette conference qui avait comme theme "LE CANADA APRES LA tract the government grants. um has not received any money from council at all. COMMISSION B & B". With a $500 grant and $500 Unfortunately we were not able to meet the criteria set loan from students' council. Weekly forum' $239 was spent on postage, down by the government so as to be eligible for a grant. The problem duplicating, telephone and Alain picard, a co-direc­ with which the government confronted us was the impossibility due to bookstore expenses -llnd tor in the defunct (B&B) for­ differing objectives of grouping together in a conference the Anglo­ another $55 in compensation um also ran last year's phone and Francphone communities. to various people. Lise 'weekly forum'. This forum Jacques. for example, was invites a different speaker .> 11 nous aurait donc fallu organiser une conference pour paid $15 for three weeks of each week to talk at the col­ 1es seuls francophones, ce qui aurait automatiquement elimine toute typing. lege. It. toC) usually receives participation des etudiants de Glendon, en majorite anglophones. Le an annual $1,000 grant. Coll~ge Glendon nous retirant alors son support. --By far the largest expen­ No bookeeping was kept diture was Denis Massi­ at all. The only thing handed consacr~s '-- cotte's salaray as president. in was an account sheet with Beaucohp d'efforts ont et' a ce projet, et He received $100 per week g e n era 1 directions as to c'est avec~regre~ croyez-nous. que nous nous voyons obliges d'aban­ until June 12 for a total of where $497 went to, with donner l'idee du Forum Glendon. $856, $256 of which was re­ another $250 which was sim­ ceived ()n Ap:ril 30.· 1970. ply added on. The bUdgetted Nous tenons a vous remercier pour toute la collaboration s urpl u s comes "to $253, que vous nous avez apportee jusqu'4 ce jour. According to the forum though Newson has received business manager. Peter over $455 in bills since April Robertson. he signed the (1970). . Veuillez croire que nous demeurons toujours '- votre cheques . because he was service. "only an employee. It was For Picard's weekly for­ an executive decision to give ~m no money was spent pay­ Massicotte that salary. not Ing the speakers. The fig­ - ~. ,-~~~b'~~ aL-z{. rv fl'c

These two groups total a- < • He also claimed that the ma- bout < 410, 90 short of the Also on Pilley's projections. jor stumbling block to recruit­ needetl total. are 250 students in second year ment was the compulsory In order to make up the bal­ Glendon courses. 230 in third French. 'I am very much in fa­ ance, approximately 800 course Photo by NIGEL OTTLEY year. and 50 in fourth year. vour of bilingualism, but Ithink enrolments in Atkinson are These total 530 students. this is what's holding us back,' Dean .Ian Gentles projected. However, both the Tb"e tot a 1 for all students he said. '--~-.~ .....

September.!," 19~O ..*PRO 1 .... Glendon heralds third constitution

Glendon College students are about to re­ ceive "their third student council constitution in four years. Named 'The Student A d m i n i s t rat i ve Council of Glendon College Student Union" (SAC), there are to be eleven members e­ lected. Eight are to be elected in the fall and will fill the executive roles. Three representatives of first year will also be elected. The eight executive positions are those of president and vice-president. with com­ missioners of finance, external a ffair s~ social affairs, communications as well as one councillor-at-Iarge.

A quorum of SAC for meetings will con­ sist of six of the eight member council for spring and summer and eight of the eleven member council during the fall term. The president ,is to be the chief spokesman of Glendon College student union and gener­ ally oversee the SAC operations. In admin­ istrative work, he will be aided by a bus­ iness manager and secretary. , Although all of the other constitutions were amended by the council itself, this one requires the approval of two thirds of the student electorate to be approved.

Old constitution 'unworkable'

The old constitution was deemed un­ workable and unrepresentative of the stu­ dent body by the present student council. The present council will resign in October. The new constitution holds a proviso that allows any member of the council to be im­ peached. A petition with one eighth of the student electorate will bring about a by­ election. Also. any student that withdrawsfrom the university shall be refunded three quarters of his student fees.

The constitution does not provide the councillors the power to,change the con.,. stitution at will. Instead, a petition with at least one eighth of the electorate will bill reqUired in order to establish a ref­ erendum. With this referendum, a two thirds majority of the votes cast will be reqUired gotpregnant?.· to legitimize the proposed change. ~, '. ", - __ , c -.' :.< ; ... -,:'~ The general trend of the constitution is to limit the power of those elected. In past years, student politicians have been able to do whatever they liked, and ended up divor­ For both men and women, -reprinted from THE CHEVRON cing themselves totally from the wishes and wants of the general student populace. This control information is available in Guidance Counselling offices, Rm. 125, York Hall. /Culminated with the mass resignation of With the ~se of condoms. coitus interruptus, W~ suggest that both partners, in this ag~ of last year's student council, when it failed and sexual abstinance with the rythm emthod'revolution, _ no matter what their 'non-inten­ to receive by referendum the increase in the emphasis has been on the man for birth tions', take pre-cautions. It's a matter of life fees that it wanted for various student ac­ control.'andpossible death. tivities. Later, with the pill, jelly and diaphram, it has been tne woman to supply the contraceptive. The editors. Slater replaces Murray Ross asYorkpresident

York's new president is it began on what is now the David W. Slater. He was the Glendon campus of YorkUn­ former dean of graduate stu­ iversity before moving to the dies at Queen's University. Keele and Steeles campuso­ He succeeds Murray G. Ross ver four years ago. who retired last year. In a statement, R 0 s s claimed that within a dec­ ade, York will be one of the­ He was chosen by a com­ "major universities in mittee of the (faculty dom­ Canada." inated) York senate and ra­ , On leaVing, Ross said that tified in turn by the board the only possible problem of governors, York's top go­ which could adversely affect verning body. York's development would be "the kind ofconfrontation Slater has had a remark­ found frequently on other able career in economics. campuses in North America. He has written numerous re­ search articles, was editor "We have avoided such di-' ,of the 'Canadian Banker' (19­ fficulties .at York thus far. 57-8) a member of the Royal We have had issues about Commission on Canada's E­ which we have had profound conomic Prospects (1955­ disagreement. It is not con­ 56) and was an economicad­ flict of view, which is inev­ visJr to the Royal Commis­ itable.•..•but the manner in sion on Taxatbn (1963). which conflicts are resolved that is important." He has served on numerous other prestigious positions as well as taking part in More on the new Queen's faculty clubs. president on page eight of Ross was president of this week's PRO TEM. L , York for its first ten years. Murray G. Ross David W. Slater _,j rEM * .September 9, )970 12 >\' -'. . . !r ~ - f- rench alternative it see ms- that bilingualism is a dying cause these lHPJ/d.+' days. Or, at: any rate, not too many people are very /EXITSORTiE] interested in bilingual studies. In any case, enrol­ JCADY ~ ~Nti ment at 'Glendon, that national, bilingual college is 1. I CAHA&rA~ (A_.) •HISTORY down, and dropping. i I 4-01 Could it be that few students want to take com­ 7lt'E YMf/8t.!.7 pulsory French for two years after 1e a ~ in g I hi g h u,cn'RE I1 / GflOIVTJlEF-A . f-!ALL>ll I school, as well as their other courses? And if you 17"A don't want to take French, why come to Glendon? M,illy students are attracted by the advantages of a smaft' liberal a'rts college. . , ~~ And yet many are turned off by Glendon because of the compulsory French. But French is Glendon's 'raison d'etre'. And Glen­ ~II don seems to be dying. I ,11 One can only become fluent in a language by using it. The francophone students have to speak English , l n, \1 to buy their lunch in the cafeteria, to learn anything jl 1,1 in their other courses, to take the bus downtown. And where do anglophones have to speak french? Last year, in a PRO TEM survey, over one-third of the studEmts surveyed in first and second year classes felt that French should not be compulsory..On the questionaire they said that their classes were boring and took too much time. Very few felt that they were fluent in French, though most agreed that their French had improved since high school. If compulsory French were dropped, the number Of, students registered in courses offered by the French department would also drop. Yet Glendon need not'lose its bilingual aspect. An intensive total immersion course could be offered for students who really wanted to become bilingual. These students could take all their courses in French. ".•. howdy ••• now y'alI open yore books to chapter twelmy and we'll figger whataH rightly'DID happen in that little ole An exchange program could be set up with Uivalor ever·Jo\in· ruel Rebellion ••• okay? •• :' another Quebec .university for second or third year students. _ Students who wanted to continue French after high - compliments of the STAR school but who do not want to follow the intensive French course, could take French language courses along the lines of the present 151 and 251 French courses. Thus Glendon would be producing about 20 or ·30 students each year who were really bilingual, and ~Ashes and diamonds~~ many more who would be able to read, write and speak French well enough to understand and make themselves understood. cans to catch onto things, we franc;:ais, la moiW~ anglais. This proposal would necessitate the formation of VD.? Here? highly recommend the useat 11 faut que I'article soit to­ tutorials and small seminar groups for ·the students According to American condoms to . conta'in the. talement en franc;:ais ou en following the intensive French course. Great changes college statistics, taken by spread of V. D. on this cam:­ anglais. would have to be made in the courses offered by the 'Playboy', 47per cent of pus. -A.M. Gn vous invite a faire des French department. the students have smoked contributions a PRO TEM At a small college like Glendon there should be room marijuana. "Eighty seven per, Franqais? ici? dans l'annee qUi vie~C.E. for change and experiment. Dropping. c 0 m p u 1so r y cent of the women, and 94 La politique de PRO TEM French and setting up an intensive French course is per cent of the men, in this au sujet des articles fran­ Forum graft no guarantee that enrolment at Glendon would improve. group, also claimed ~ohave c;:ais vient de changer. Con­ The students' council is But it would show that Glendon is ready to experiment, had sexual intercourse. ThiS: traire aux annees passees, beginning to look more and to question existing structures and change them. And means, that 40.4 per'cent of: nous voulons imprimer plus more like the caretaker of that is what a small college should do. Otherwise there the women and 43.9 per cen~ d'articles en franc;:ais, pour a banana republic. Though is really no purpose in its existence. of the men in the general mieux representer nos lec­ it lacks an oppressive re­ - CLAIRE ELLARD population have had sexua teurs. gime, it seems to carry most intercourse. Dans les annees passees, 0f the other characteristics. PRO TEM publiait des fois It's about to produce its PRO TEM des articles franc;:ais, peut­ third constitution in four Applying Lflese figures to etre un dans I'annee schol­ years. The security guards editor-in-chief Andy Michalski approximately 450 women managing editor Claire Ellard aire. Mais maintenant on are closer to the constitu­ and 450 men students on a des machines a taper qui ants than the council is. And business manager Harve Hirsh "campus, 198 men and160 wo­ advertjsing manager Barry Smith nous permet d'imprimerdes' its local bureaucrats abound men have had sexual inter- articles franc;:ais plus fac-i with corruption. . sports editor . Nick Martin course. photo editor Nigel Ottley ilement. " For Masicotte, the spend­ staff Dee Knight, Jim Miller According to 'Time', with Des articles que nous re-i ing of $856 worth of student Eleanor Paul the new sexual -revolution, cevons en anglaisouen fran-' funds, as a personal salary, there is one change in 10 of c;:ais seront publie ala con-,I for the proposed B & B for­ PRO TEM is the student weekly of Glendon College, contracting venereal disease dition qu'ils soient apropos' um before a definite and York University, 2275 Bayview Avenue, Toronto 12, with each relationship. So, des autres idees exprimesl most crucical committment Ontario. OpJnions expressed are those of the wri­ there just could be at least 20 dans le journal et qu'ils sont from the federal government ter. Unsigned comments are the opinion of the news­ men and 16 women carriers bien ecrits. On aimerait que: is scandalous. And there is paper and not necessarily those of the student union "of venereal disease on cam­ les articles soient tapees a[ no reason why students' cou­ or the university administration. PRO TEM is a mem­ pus. machine. ncil should not ask the uni­ ber of the Canadian University Press, the fourth estate, Un autre condition - oni versity to bring legal action and an agent of social change. Phone 487-6136 As we doubtthat Canadians n'acceptera pas d'articles,l against himand his executive. are \slower· than Ameri-. ."bilingues'" ·la moitie -A.M.

The Miller's Tale Come for a ride on the Glendon carousel

By JIM MILLER educational revolution. After ali,the a certain tingling of the spine. (De­ out while leafing through my pile of orientation committee wouldn't want frocked monks turn me on.) Yet, orientation papers. Glendon, as all freshmen qUickly any upset tummies.· after dispelling such cowardly and "Confront your faculty advisor . find, is a veritable merry-go-round Many of our new freshman pro.",: insignificant sensations, I ·t h r u s t with questions about course curric­ of revolution. Take'orientation bably are a bit apprehensive of Glen­ open the door and came face to face ulum, washroom rights, etc." read week' for instance. How much more don's revolutionary' orientation with my advesary. the letters. radical and socially relevant we all scheme. Well, let me confess that I are for aboloshing that institution­ too was a teeny bit frightened of. alized idiocy, freshman initiation? He was an excellent model of de­ Back in a fenzy to faculty advisor. taking my seat on the carousel. In frocked Jesuit monkery. Everything Forgot course enrolment forms. .. ,.. .. 'fact, when I first entered Glendon ~mtlatlOn about him fitted my expectations, Returned back to F.A. next morning. After all, rItuals ongl-. as a freshman, I was so naive that - he was lean, cruel, malicious, Office hours 9-12 am.•• 9. 30.•• 10. 15.•• nated back m the dark ages when education still looked exciting. people had fun instead of social con- clever, determined to make educa-· II.OS miss tug-of-war, square' sciences. Colleges in those days "Confront your faculty advisor!" tion no joy-ride. A perfect target dance. Advisor fails to show up. strapped their frosh to a kind of read the letters from the orientation for confrontation! Unfortunately, he Back to residence. Miss first year educational roller coaster, - few committee. So, I grew a beard im­ also turned out to be the janitor. convocation. Lose course enrolment could take the whole ride but those mediately and set out to do justthat. office. This time my faculty advisor forms. Back to facultyadvisor. Miss who made it found learning a scary, The trip even bec;ame romantic for ( who did not looked defrocked or registration. Back. Forth. thrill. a while: someone told me that my even Jesuit) asked blandlywhere my Back. Forth. personal faculty advisor was a gen-' course enrolment form was. Well, thank goodness Glendon has uine defrocked Jesuit monk. Yes, Glendon's 'orientation' like done away with all that. We assure. Rushing back to my room, I won­ any other revolution simply means everyone who pays his tuition ticket: Never had I confronted such dered what sort of confrontation my. going round in circles. Welcome . to our merry-go-round; - a real a thing. I ~pproached his door With' faculty advisor wanted: I soon found back to the merry-go-round. \ September, 9, 1970 * PRb'-l.~M * 5 A pre-e/ection interview American allstars prepare for Nov.5 Dixon: We feel, and I have the sup­ Wallass: Old Curtis Lemaybomb has By NICK MARTIN port of the great majorityof the fans; retired. 'I've though 0' a few fellas in this. because they have not told me I'd like to try there, but when it so. that we have to keep the game As the members of the United comes right down to it, there's only peaceful and clean. So. to make sure' one fella I can really trust to call Football Association reach the half­ that. let's say. the weak safetydoes­ way point in the season in their the right plays the real American n't start playing dirty. we sendover way. quest for the Supower Bowl champ­ four or five blockers to wiphimout. ionship, the teams come to thattra­ All we care about is peace. . ditional date on their schedule when PT: Who? they evaluate the performance of Wallass: Me. their players, sadly cut aged veter­ PT: Although you usually go which­ ever way the wind is blowing. you ans adrift on waivers, and look for PT: Although a number of teams fresh young rookies to bolster the seem to prefer defending the south­ ern goallines. are sponsored by beer companies lineup during the stretch run. yours isn't. Why? Enhancing its reputation for jour­ Dixon: We feel a lot more com­ nalistic excellence, PRO TEM sent fortable with the south goalline at Wallass: I, can't stand brewers. I its ports staff on an exhausting 150, our backs. However. when we do won't have an)' connected with my 000 mile trip to scout the teams and find ourselves getting caught in the team. north end of the field. I just fire a interview coaches and key players PT: Coach. why - throughout the United States. bomb to our flankers. Stormy Thur­ mond and his sub Harry Denture. ' Wallass: Boy. you're asking a lot and we're right back where we be-' 0' questions. You seem kind 0' ner­ The J ustfolk Pecunias long. vous. I think 1'11 call my pal Les­ ter who runs the switch over at the The Pecunias, winners of the 1968 PT: Tell us about some of your line­ railway yard. and see if'n we can't Supower Bowl with a 302-191 victory up changes. find somethin' to soothe your ner­ over Minnesota, have sincefallenon Dixon: As you know, two of our top ves~ tougher times and find themselves in rookies. Clem Hayseed and Ham­ second place in league standings merin' Hank Carswell. were ruled trailing 57-43. Once based in West ineligible. We're hoping to pick up The Oakland Panthers Point When present headcoach Ricky enough points inour November game Dixon was quarterback, the team has The Panthers finished a poor last so we won't have to worry about who 'Alabama Rebels front wall now become a rovingfranchise, with we can or can't add to the lineup any in 1968. and since then have suffered home games in Kansas City, Miami, more. We won't have the refs calling practices blocking for off· an .alarming numberof injuries. with San Clemente, Cleveland, Charlotte, any more illegal procedure penal- ,tackle play a number ofotherplayers beingsus­ I)maha, and Bozeman, Montana. pended for various infractions of the PRO TEM talked to the playing­ ties against us,. make no mistake I)'Brine: Kenny has been hot in the rules. PRO TEM interviewed cx­ coach ,and quarterback, Tricky about that. As for rookies. George minors. but' the fans in the big coach. Bobby Sealedlips, currently Ricky Dixon. Butcher of Texas, and Wild Bill leagues are a lot tougher. The under suspension. Wold of Wyoming looklike theycould last time I saw him. he was mut­ PT: We understand you 'hold down break into the lineup. while' Willy tering something like "Vince and both the coaching and quarterback­ Brock of Tennessee is goring his Dom were good players too. but ing jobs. Is that correct? opponents. We've had to cut Fum- they all want another Joe Dimag­ PT: Coach. how many players do you bles Finch. He just couldn't seem gio." Beats me what he was talk­ have on your roster? Dixon: Make no mistake about it. I to carry the ball the way we wanted ing about. Sealedlips: Baby, wouldn-t you like am the quarterback. I am the coach. him to. Oh yes. and Martha Mouth- to know. I run this team, let me make that ful won't be doing any more cheer... " PT: Ed Muskellunge looked like a very clear. leading for us. corner a while back. And how about PT: How does it look for '72? PT: Your playcalling has been cri­ that Harris boy. He looked like the Sealedlips: We're playinga series of ticized of late. People say you run PT: Coach. we won't wish you luck. best running back out' of Oklahoma exhibition games with the Sooee City too many plays to the right side. Dixon: That's very kind of you to since Steve Owens. Sweathogs. Personally, I think Dixon: Now thiS is not true. We run remain silent. Thank you for your O'Brine:We've got a lot of good tal­ they're a bunch of pigs, but the out­ the occasional counter play to the supPort. ent. but we lack the one superstar come of those games will decide how left side with Nelson Dollar and Hop­ PT: But. but. but . . -that can draw people into the park. we'll do in '72. . along Hatfield, but most ofour backs And. of course. without fans. the and blockers just naturally seem to The Eastern Effetes franchise is in trouble. There's even PT: You're considered somethingof work better to their right. talk that some army fellow, name of a dark horse. Sergeant Shrivelled or something. is Sealedlips: Burn. baby, burn. PT: Some fans don't agree with your The effetes have also become a interested in buying the team. keeping Breakaway Brookes on the roving franchise. playing mostly out PT: You now have minor league bench. They'd like to see a lot more of northeastern stadia. after pre­ PT: We talked to one ofyol,lrformer teams in Harlem, Watts. Detroit. colourful players like him on your viouslyrepresenting Texas and players. and he said that the Newark, and several other places. team. more recently Minnesota. The Tex­ sichyayshun goldurned well gave but you've been,having trouble get- . Dixon; Now"make no mistake about as Rangets were Supower Bowl win­ him a heavy heart. Have you ever ting them into leagues. Will you considered asking him - give up trying? this, Brookes is a good boy. We like ners. but while the present team is Sealedlips: Baby. this is only the to have him around, but a lot of our in first place. they could lose ground I)'Brine: Say, that's a sharp tie beginning. players just find they can'tfit in with in their November meeting with the you're wearing. Any more ques­ his style of play. P ec un i a s, and must find a first tions? PT: Thanks a lot. coach. string quarterback if they are to PT: That's about it, sir. PT: Your big fullback, Spiral Achoo, Sealedlips: Before you go. how about have any chance in the 1972 champ­ O'Brine:Say could you spare a dime? pouring me a cup of coffee? Black. has been a great addition to the team ionship. PRO TEM spoke to a num­ especially on the play action pass. PT: Is this black enough for you? ber of the quarterback prospects as Sealedlips: No. but it will be. Dixon: Spiral has run interference they were holding a chalk talk with The Alabama Rebels for t:ne on a lot of big plays. As for head scout Larry O'Brine. the play action pass, we like to fake The Rebels. an expansion fran­ him charging into the line; then, PT: Who? chise in 1968. are out to break the when everybody is concentrating on Humphrey Herbert: r d be 'pleased mark held by the NewOrleans Saints what he's doing, I fire a qUick pass as punch - . :if you'd tell your read­ for the best record of an expansion in another direction. Fools 'em ev­ ers r m plannin~ a comeback. Of team in their second year. Aiming ery time. course I wouldn t be number one, at the big game in 1972, coach George Wallass is developing a team offree PT: Tricky - even if they asked me, but I'd be so happy if the fans knew I was here•. agents in the Class G Alabama Dixon: I'd prefer Mr. Dixon. League in hopes of bettering his PT: Mr. Dixon, it's been said that PT: Mr. O'Brine, how many do you 3rd place finish in '68. you call some strange blocking pat­ have trying out? terns. 0'Brine: We have no quarterbacks at the moment. PT: Coach - PT: But all these men here. Surely... Wallass: Boy. are you one 0' them O'Brine: They just came to camp to ay-fete snobs from them eastern say they wouldn't want the job even' media establishments? Don't lie to if we begged them on'bended knee and me boy. or you be in a heap0' troub.,. said pretty please with sugar on it. le. Them suits and short hair don't PT: Then who will you go with? fo·)l me none; my friend J Edgar O'Brine: Well, if it comes down to it, tells me he can hear yair little there's a member of the Hall of pinko minds plottin' a mile away. fame named Capote Truman who might come - PT: Coach, we just wanted to ask Herbert: You know, I might be per­ about your team. suaded, with a lot of arm-twisting... 0'Brine: Yet I think we'll manage Wallass: You painty heads think you to come up with somebody. can come down here and tell us how to run our team. Boy. if you ever lie PT: What about 68's rookie-of-the­ down in front of my car it'll be the year, U. G. McCarthy? last - say. you wouldn't want to lie I)'Brine: He retired. Said something down in front of my car. would you, U.G. Mc art y anno,unces about the kitchen being hotter than heh. heh? ·hell. retirement due to high tem- PT: Kenny Tedwards has had a big PT: Coach, we just want to ask a oakfcmd Panther cheerleaders perature of training camp season in the minors 'vith the Mass­ couple of questions. Who'll be your picketing after suspension of " -kitchen~ - .. " . ... _.,.. .. -., --... -achusetts-Erins '-' - , .. --... ,. quarterback this year? key players , 6 * PRO T M * September 9, 1970 J

11 niversities should strive to employ two-thirds Canadian majority in each department. "

Q. What changes have taken place Q~ But in the social sciences, there is Matthews had offered to teach a course on A. In as much as Canada for an·y of the Americans in Ottawa, science, then surel~ since the publication of your book, 'The an acute shortage' of qualified and he was astonished to find that no one was to be not simply Am~ Struggle for Canadian Universities'? Canadians for the positions offered. ·· interested. of universal validity So, he was simply reminding" draft dod­ the premise of that a gers in Canada that even though many Can­ A. There have been no substantive remed­ A. There is a problem there, but it behooves adians sympathize with their cause, that What I w·ould insi~ ial changes, but there has been a growing the university to let graduate students know" Canada is not a frontier of the United States. itical science is cor concern right across the country. that' there are shortages in these fields. It is a different country and ought to be res­ members of the aca( ,At the University of Windsor and at Dal­ 0ne can make two further comments. pected as such. profess this science housie there have been studies made of the First, the universities knew that there wa,s which is ideally of w rl~-Canadianization of their respective un- going to be expansion in these particular an academic duty to t .sities. The Committee of Presidents of fields at this time; and second, the situation Q. In the book, 'Close the 49th Parallel adian particularities '- ~ario have gathered figures with respect now is not being re~died. eralizations. to the proportion of Canadians on faculties In York University; for instance, I'm told Etc.', Ellen and Neal Wood talk about a Canadian discipline in political in Ontario universities. And I understand that of 13 full-time Phd. students in sociol­ And I~ d argue that that these figures correspond fairty close­ ogy, 12 are non-Canadian. science. Using 'this as an example, how arities are not taken: ly to those in our book. In those disciplines where there are a real izable do you see the formation: of practititioners of thE The official figures for Ontario reveal critical shortage of Canadians" the graduate would be anti-acadernJ that about 60 percent of the faculties ofOn­ departments concerned ought to ensure that independent disciplines? tario· cuusist of Canadian citizens. We sug­ their graduate students are Canadian in the gested about 49 per cent in our book. This majority. 60 per cent figure includes the professional Of course, unless there is a policy with faculties (such as engineering and medicine) respect to employment" any kind of man­ while our figures pertained only to the fac­ power planning becomes really impossible. ulties of arts and science; and of course the proportion of Canadians is much higher in the professional faculties than in the non­ professional faculties. So, if one was to is­ Q. What do you mean by that? olate the faculties of arts and science from the .professional faculties in the official "-~~ Ontario figures, then the result would cor­ A. Supposing that the universities decide respond quite closely to what we had sug­ that they are going to train a number of soc" gested was the case. iologists over a five year period. If" at the same time, they do not affirm that they are going to try to employ a certain proportion of Canadians and also throw open the doors Q. In your book, you suggested to faculty from around the world" then it establishing a two thirds quota system. means that any sort of manpower planning How much static have you received on becomes impossible. that? Do you still stand by that recommendation? Q. Then what you're calling for is greater planning of graduate A. First of all, we did not suggest that programs to the needs of Canadian there should be a quota system. What we un iversities. .. did recommend was that the universities strive to employ a clear two-thirds major­ ity of Canadians in each faculty; and I still A. .•. coupled with a clear employment pol­ think that is a worthwhile goal. icy. OtherWise, the planning becomes a del­ I notice that a number of departments in usion, and a cruel one at that. universities are going to work towards some such goal. Q. It has been said that part of the, Americanization problem in Canada' has been due to a lack of funds in Q. This is at Carleton? graduate programs. Do you think that this is a maior factor?

A. No, Carlton has made no announcement of policy concerning this. A. I don~t know. But I have seen it reported P·resident Bruce Partrige at the Univer­ in the New York Times that Canada spends sity of Victoria announced last summerthat more per capita than anyother country in the the: university was going to try to employ world. Presumably a fair proportion of that Canadians when well-qualified candidates is going for education at the graduate level. presented themselves• . -~ And the chairman of the political science department at York University said that he was going to adopt a 'two file system'and Q. The co-author of your book, Robin give preference to Canadian applicants wher Mathews, in a recent article criticized ever possible. the presence of Americ·an draft Also, a motion was placed before the board of governors at the University of Wes­ dodgers and military deserters in tern Ontario this spring. It requested that Canada as part of the Americanization Canadians should be given preference when problem... . ~~l other qualifications were equal. This ". motion passed. That particular proposal goes much further than what Mathews and A. Well, his central point is that draft dod­ I had suggested. If in fact it was adopted, gers and deserters are also immigrants to it would mean that the university would be Canada and that they have a duty to take this obliged to employ up to 100 per cent Can­ c')untry seriously and to become good cit­ adian faculty in anyone department. izens of it. Mathews- and I have always argued that it tIe had detected among some of the draft is essential to any university that there be dodgers and deserters a rather cavalier at­ a substantial presence of foreign scholars titude tow·ards Canada. Some wished to con- on the campus. So, I would regard the pro­ tinue to realize what draft dodgers and des­ posal put forward by the Un~versityofWes­ erters refer to as 'the American dream'in tern Ontario as extremist. this country. September 9, 1970 * PRO TEM. * 7

James Steeles and Robin Mathews 'are study directly relevant to Canada is most both professors of English atCarlton crucial - and is presently not being met. University. In 1-969, New Press published their book, Two years ago, they became concerned IThe Struggle for Canadian Universitiesl at the growing number of American which is based on their experiences in teaching faculty at Canadian universities trying to remedy the situation. - especially at the heavy concentration in The following PRO TEM interview by the most sensitive areas of the university, Andy Michalski took place last May at the social sciences. It is here in political Ottawa1sCarleton University. science and sociology that the need for

itical science is a Q. What does one do as a short term city, in the- 1930's is just about ·--nil. And, A.No, I don't think so, because no one has suggested that any person now holding a job ts findings ought remedY7 in sociology for example, if the material relating to this period is not gathered, then it will be lost. in a Canadian university should leave to give :an or Canadian but where so few books have been written ), I wo~ld question a place to a Canadian. No one has ever sug­ ment. on Canada? gested that. What w'e have been suggesting is that un­ lpon, as far as pol­ Q What role do you see the federal and iversities, in making new appointmentsJ med, is that those should strive to appoint Canadians. With a A. This is what professing in a university is provincial governments playing in the turnover of faculty from two to six per cent lic community who problem of the Americanization of Canada, a science all about. One relies. on' text books anly if per annum, then many more Canadians ~rsal validity, have they happen to co-incide, support, or deal Canadian universities? would be employed. ~ into account Can­ with the material which one wishes to con­ forming their gen- vey. If no text books exist, then it is the duty, Q. At the time your book was and indeed the function of the profess to pro- A. The federal government can only do a published, the problem of fess in his discipline by gathering together limited amount as education does not fall material which relates to a given environ­ within its jurisdiction. We have suggested Americanization of 'sensitive' Canadian particul­ ment or a given problem that he feels is im­ departments was more acute in the :0 account, then the that the federal government might seek ways portant. And if the professors fail to do this and means of improving the effectiveness of newer universities such as Yor:-k, as ;cience in Canada simply because someone else hasn't done and anti-scientific. 'Operation Retrieval', the scheme whereby· compared to the older ones such as their research for them, then that is a most the ~overnment tries to inform employers of unsatisfactory situation. who s available for employment. McGill. Is it still that way?

A propos to political science in Canada, The Canada Council might consider giving A. The statistics which we have gathered .I think it is remarkable that no political a greater emphasis to research into specif­ suggest th.at the problem now is almost as scientist in Canada has examined in any ically Canadian problems. sel-iolls in the old established universities depth the Canadian role in Vietnam. It The provincial governments ought to pass as in the newer ones. I understand that in is a very important topic. All of the work legislation enabling the unive'rsities to Ontario as a whole,·' the proportion of Can­ that has been done, has been done by am­ strive as ,a matte~r of principle to employ a adians in the social sciences ·is about 53 ateurs and peace groups. clear two':'thirds majority of Canadians in· per cent, which is a rather low.proportion. each department. This basic princfple is still a matter-of dispute. And it is much to Q. But there has been a fair amount sound. a proposal· to be fought over in every Q. Jim· MacKinnon/s article in your published on Canadian government. department across the country. book tends to minimize the direct effect that ,professors have on t.... -(' students. Do you go along'with that line Q. In your book, you called for the of reasoning? advertising of all available positions in

A. SomeJt but remarkably little. This year I Canadian universities. Yet a frequent was teaching Hugh MacLennen's 'The Watch criticism. of this method is that very A. Yes and no. Studies have been done and a~e that Ends the Night-'to a first year English few people apply, and that the 'old boy' they cited in A. B. Hodgitt's book, 'What class. As you know, the novel is set in Mon­ Culture, What Heritage'. These studies in­ treal during the, 1930's. I found that the method of recruiting reliable people dicate that the university experience has amount of material on the social and econ­ tl]at faculty are personally acquainted remarkably little effect on the undergrad­ omic conditions of Montreal, our largest with is still the only safe method of uate. What has greater impact is the exper­ ience at the elementary school and secon­ attracting good .professors. dary school, though particularly at the el­ erpentary school. Who is it that trains the elementary school A. That argument sounds as if it'" s come out teachers? - well it's the high schools and of the dark ages. In my own department last universities. And who is it that trains the year we received about 400 applications be­ high school teachers - but the universities. fore our advertising appeared. But if only If the consciousness of our youngsters is one good candidate emerges from that num­ being formed primarily at the elementary ber, and one candidate who would not have level, which I would concede~ then the rel­ applied without the advertisingapplies, then ationship of the universities and the kind the advertising would have been worthwhile. of research that goes on must be seen in context. And Hodgitts has demonstrated that the universities have failed moinentually in Q. On the whole, do you find students providing teachers at the high school and el­ or faculty more receptive to your ementary level with information and meth­ aims? ods of study w'hich relate in· a meanin·gful way to the Canadian environment. A. Students are ~ore receptive to our aims than the faculty. The reason for this is that Q. It has been argued that, in order t.o it is the i students who will be looking for be pro-Canadian you have to be anti­ work in the next year or two. The faculty American. Do you agree with that can be concerned for certain pedagodgical or educational reasons, but students are premise? bound to be concern'ed because this involves their bread and butter. And so, between the A. No, but one must be anti-imperialist. two, the latter will speak more loudl~. T~ere are many Americans whom I would re~a~d as. b~others who are essentially Q. Do you think that the faculty ~ntl-ImperlaIIst. And I think that Americans In Canada will feel quite comfortable about (Canadian or non-Canadian) are in thi~ issue to the extent that they are pro or any way afraid of losing their iobs? antI American imperialisto

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emently against the further intrusion of bigbus­ iness onto the university campus. They l;l.rgued that university control of the projectwasnoten­ sured and that the entire role ofa university was being questioned. George Rawlyck of the Queen's history department bitterly complainedthat Sla­ ter and Brown were (according to the 'Queen's Journal')"remiss in not giving enough infor­ mation." Queen's students, both graduate and under­ graduate alike have also complained of the'rel­ ative inacessibility' of Slater. But, according to Ted Rathee of the French literature department of the York main campus, "Ifthe deans do their job right, Shen the students won't ~eed to see. him." This sort of faculty perspectIve should fit ~~~a , Rathee also went on to say that he was im­ pressEfd'by the frankness and desire of Slater to get to the bottom of York's problems,when talk­ ing to faculty memberS. Speeches at the Canadian Club In an interview conducted at Queen's a few weeks after his appointment, Slater was asked to describe his reaction to the Committee of pbotoandstory byANDYMICHALSKI Presidents of Universities of Ontario document on campus unrest. The document stated that a president should be unilaterally able to bring police onto the cam­ pus where there is"obstruefion of the normal The new tin star for the York governing body with instructions from the board to go onits own, processes and activities essential to the function is David W. Slater, a noted economist. and select a candidate to be ratified by both the of the university community."Slater replied that As the York Communique notes, he has served senate and the board. he was not'in a position of responsibility to judge in the Canadian Armyduring the war, obtained an There were three major candidates to be con­ it in any way. ' h')nours degree in economics from Queen's, a sidered, - James Gillies, dean of administrative But, he did go onto saythat in the case of col­ masters from the University of Chicago and a studies at York; John T. Saywell, dean of arts lective 'political action', there"has to be a very d')ctorate from the same university. He has lec­ and science at York; and David W. Slater, dean substantial destruction before you have a case tured at Stanford , edited the Canadian Banker, of graduate studies at Queen's University. for calling the police." served on various royal commissions, and pub­ Gillies was too closely allied to the board and On April 27, 1970 Slater made a speech to the lished several books. therefore unacceptable to faculty. Saywell had Canadian Club of Toronto stating that the cost of Slater is no stick-in-the-mud. He was a com­ publicly criticized the board and was unaccep­ university education per student must be kept promise candidate in last year's befuddledpick­ table to them. Slater said nothing, and got the down. When asked, if he was, therefore, still ings. The selection committee of the faculty job. committed to the idea of maintaining an expen­ dominated senate was first told to choose five sive liberal arts college Such as Glendon with­ candidates to succeed Ross, and the board of H is appointment - a surprise in the York structure, he replied that he had governors would select the 'right' candidate. done work on the economics of liberal arts col­ But, as each possible candidate (there werefive But with his ba~kground in economics, it was leges, and that it was"important to find ways in in all) was approached and learned of the selec­ h0ped that he'd be able to find the loopholes to making them in terms of size really attractive tion procedure, each in turn backed down from get York more moneyfrom government sources. places from an academic point of view and rea­ the offer. Each stated that the choice must be The news of Slater's appointment came as a sonably efficient from a financial point of view, made by the senate itself, not the board. And surprise to Queen's University. Slater had just so that they're not just limping along... then, the selection committee resigned. been knocked down to his lowest level of influ­ " All I can say at this point is that Glendon has With this dilemma, it appeared that York ence with the Chuck Edw8t"ds fiasco. a lot of attractions. There are certain problems might be the first university to go the education Edwards was a doctoral candidate in chem­ and principal Tucker has made a lot of modif­ trip without a president for a shining light. Fin­ istry at Queen's. He also made the 'mistake' of ications from what principal Reid has been doing. ally, a new selection cOi,,:,mittee was gathered being a Marxist and questioned the role of I'm not certain about what is being done right Queen's scientific research. His studies had suf­ now. But, one should not simply go on , and do fered. The RCMP were investigating on campus. nothing. " While principal John J. Deutsch (Queen's equi­ valent to president) attacked the RCMP for sol­ iciting and obtaining information from Queen's York not to become American? professors and thus breeching any pretense to In the same Canadian Club address, he stated academic freedom at Queen's, 'Slater proceeded that Canadian universities should not"simply to produce a motion in the (faculty) senate to become copies of American, British, French rusticate Edwards. or German institutions." The meeting was disrupted by Edwards' sym­ When asked what this might mean in terms of pathizers. Only Shakespeare could have staged hiring faculty, Slaterwas again the artful dodger. it better. In the midst ofthe debate over the mot­ He claimed that he was on the side of being rath­ ion, attended by a few students (with tickets), a er -' pragmatic' about the whole thing and went on woman student fainted (?!) ahhhh••• into the arms to explain that he was a bit doubtful about'quota of two men students who were sittingbeside her. schemes' and simplistic solutions to this prob­ They carried her out and in the process opened lem. the doors of the senate chamber. Edward's sym­ pathizers who happened to be picketing outside, "What is more important is that you get good rushed in as the doors re-opened. Deutsch, who people, who take their work in the university had been forewarned of the planned proceedings really seriously and who take the student really and acted according to his plans, promptly ad­ seriously. They must getthe local knowledge and journed the meeting. make applications to the Canadian problems. And it takes time.'" At Queen's, he suffers lo~s Unlike the perfected corporate image of Mur­ ray Ross, Slater projects himself as a bumbling At the next senate meeting, Slaterbacked down and diluted his motion so that the most offensive parliamentarian of the Pearsonian era, - willing statement against Edwards was that h-e be perhaps to compromise but always' groping to "stronglycensured for ~is actions in this case" find the safest passage through. Slater had lost out. He is knowledgeable about the economics of He had buckled to pressure and maintained his a liberal arts college, - which may lead to some pattern of negotiation. It seems that althougb he fresh thinking on Glendon's role. It may lead to starts out with a rigid line, he waits for pres­ presidential pressure to drop the compUlsory sure to mount. If he can weather the storm, he French requirement and replace it with greater goes on. If not, he backs down. But, he does not inducements to learn and practice French. Or, stand closely to any principle. . it may lead to Glendon becoming solely an exper­ At Queen's, although Slater was known to be an imental college. able and' efficient administrator, he was also But the lack of definite principle that Slater known to be somewhat secretive inhis methods of can be known by, his secretiveness in making .decision. A prime example of this was the con­ final decisions, his evasiveness at answering troversy over the establishment of the Canadian questions and his inability to me e t students Institute for Guided Transit at Queen's. Slater, face to face adds up to more than just an Achil­ and the associate dean of graduate studies, Ken­ les' heel. It is only when decision making be­ edy and Dean Brown of Applied Science backed comes secretive at any level that student unrest the project which was promisedfive million dol­ begins. lars (over five years) in grants from Canadian And, if Slater does not change his method of industry. approach to students or issues, then York may In subsequent debate over the project, Slater well see a future that would make the struggle and Brown were backed by the science faculty at Simon Fra~er University look like sandbox of Queen's. But the humanitiesfaculty were veh- politics on the August Bank holiday. September 9, 1970 *P~() TEM *9 'Catch 22' bombs where 'MASH' takes off ,has the whole army airforce in ·its employ, but (the vocal version is tacitly banned by Toronto By NICK MARTIN in the process Nichols lets his film get com­ "':.dio stations): pletely out of control. If you were one of the three and a half mil­ Through early morning fog I see, lion people who read Joseph HelIer's hilarious Visions of the things to be, anti-war black comedy 'Catch-22', you were Only once does Nichols get close to HelIer' IS Things that are withheld for me, probably among those who thought it could never goal. In five flashbacks to the scene in which I realize and I can see, be made into a movie. Unfortunately, it took Yossarian goes to Snowden's aid in the flak­ That suicide is painless, Mike Nichols and fifteen million dollars to prove shattered ~mb~ N~chols adds a few mo!e It brings on many changes, it. seconds of action to each flashback, until in And I can take or leave it if I please; the last one Yossarian pulls away Snowden's 'Catch-22', appearing in a summer of anti­ blood-soaked flying jacket and his s tom a c h In the few minutes of that opening sequence, military comedies, proved the old film adage 'Mash' succeeds in accomplishing everyrhing that a big cast and a big budget do not guaran­ that Mike Nichols spent fifteen million dollars tee a good picture. With a far smaller budget failing to do. and a lesser known cast, 'Mash' was superior in every way to Cath-22, transmitting its grim Richard Hooker's novel 'Mash' was a far too message to the audience while leaving them short collection of incredibly funny blackouts. roaring with uncontrollable laughter. On the screen the only thread of continuity re­ mains the collection of dirty tents that mean life or death to the wounded GI's, but where HelIer's novel was the study of Captain Yos­ Nichols failed to make anything more than card­ arian and his all-too-real insane world on- an board cliches out of his characters, Altman has American bomber base on a small Italian is­ taken Donald Sutherland as Hawkeye Pierce, land in World War Two. Through 400 pages Elliot Gould as Trapper John, and Sally Keller­ HelIer drew a series of mad characters and man as Hot Lips Houlihan, along with an excel­ mad situations that crested in a stunning al­ lent supporting cast, and made the doctors and legory of the mores of th.e cold war world. nurses whose insane behaviour is the only thing Nichols has taken HelIer's work of art and keeping them sane in a nightmare world, into turned it into a handful of 'Laugh-In' type vig­ real people. nettes whose only common thread is Alan Arkin, in another of his top performances,asYossarian. As a straight comedy, 'Mash' is a complete Anyone seeing the film without reading the book success. As a satire on the military, it is just would have no idea what was happening, while Balsam, Henry, and Richard Ben­ as devastating. But it was not an anti-war movie those familiar with the book find it a disappoint­ iamin in the new leftist sense, but a movie which took ment, with many of the funniest sequences mis­ pours' out like some hideous stew. Only then an honest look at war as it really is for those sing and other lightly touched upon and thenfor­ does Nichols come close, but he could not who have to do the dying. In the hospital sequen­ gotten. transmit HelIer's work to the other two hours ces, when the surgeons try to patch together the Little respect for of the film and thus fails. broken bodies, Altman allows the audience to grasp for itself the message that Nichols tried audience's intelligence 'Mash' was an anti-war picture, but notin the to ram down their throats. 'I'd-rather-be-red-than-dead' sense of 'Catch­ 'Catch-22' is almost 'devoid of 'humour on the 22'. It allowed the audience to form its own anti­ .M ajor difference in approach screen. Nichols relies heavily on trying to evoke war feelings by simply being honest about ~ar. humour by shocking the audience: Colonel Cath­ The major difference in the two pictures is cart gives his pilots the thumbs-up sign - Yos­ In all the 'gung-ho', war -movies turned out their approach to the audience. To succeed with sarian responds with a well-knownfinger signal; since the mid-forties, John Wayne or Robert today's audience, you must have a low-keya­ Yossarian steps forward to receive a medal Mitchum or Aldo Ray lead their comrades in pproach; you cannot preach.. This holds true no stark naked; the chaplain enters Cathcart's a charge across some French field or a Pacific matter what your point of view. office to find him sitting on the toilet. Such' .jungle, oblivious to their men falling around incidents are hilarious in a British carrr-on­ 'them in a storm of hot lead or a rain of jagged It is as obvious in 'Catc'h-22' as it was in gang farce, but in a picture of 'Catch-22's sup­ shrapnel ripping their flesh apart. With. the John Wayne's 'The Green Berets', which Euro­ p')sed stature they are totally out of place. ground wallOWing in enemy dead, the Duke WlpeS pean leftists tried to repress with some success. off his bayonet and heads for the next objective. The fact that freedom of speech belongs to those With little respect for the audience's -intel­ supporters of the American establishment as ligence, Nichols seizes on one minor part of But instead of follOWing him, 'Mash' returns to much as it does to its opposers aside, 'The HelIer's novel as his main theme and beats his those who didn't make it across the field, to the Green Berets' was so blatant in its prejudice audience over the head with it in a clear case of cast of thousands that are mowed down while the and so blind in its politics that no one with any cinematic overkill. In the HelIer work, Lieu­ stars are wiping out the enemy, to the broken· intelligence could be swayed by it. It was still tenant Milo Minderbinder had only a small bodies that the recruiting postersnever mention. a tremendous action picture, which.puts it a role as a war profiteer, but Nichols has made notch above.'Catc.h-22' .in accomplis.hments. him a major figure, second only to Yossarian In the opening sequence of 'Mash', while the in importance. titles flash on the screen, the helicopters move A picture like·The Green Berets' would be a through the Korean dawn to the Mobile Army ~reat hit in San Diego or Fort Bragg, just as In a contemporary attack on the military­ Surgical Hospital, carrying the littersof smash-' Catch-22' would go over well in Berkeley. But industrial' complex, Nichols devotes most of ed young bodies. Director Robert Altman uses if a picture with a message is to reach the vast the second half of the movie to Minderbinder's no sound, giving the sequence a ghostly sense, uncommitted block in the middle, then it must growing black market enterprise which soon but in the background softly plays the title tune have subtlety and respect for its audience.

New coffee shop opens on Terrace

Marier has taken care of the >< By CLAIRE ELLARD decor and Mr. Berg is having 1Il the snack bar facilities set up. ~ A new coffee shop has been E-! opened in the basement of Glen- o don Hall. Snack bar facilities The snack bar, which will be ~ will be installed by November, open from nine to midnight, will until which time the coffee shop serve delicatessen-type food ­ ~ in Yo}."k Hall will be used. made-to-order sand w i c h e s, coffee, milkshakes, etc. The £ 'The Terrace Room co ff ~ e . snack bar will be open six days shop will be operated and staf- fed by students. The snack bar l manager is Ted Amsden, who a week, unless there is a will also qe running the York demand for it to be open Sundays Hall coffee shop until the Ter­ as well. race Room facilit~es are ready. A Terrace and Pipe Room The Terrace Room will also Committee has been set up by be used for some dances, Dean Gentles. Its members are although the Pipe Room is to be Ian Gentles, Pierre Fortier, used as a discoteque. Northcote Beth Hopkins, Ronald Sabourin, plans to make the Pipe Room as Linda Gilbert, Gale McCloski, versatile as possible, using it Dave Phillips, Lori Moore, for concerts and plays, aswelf.' Carol Baker, Sue Boston, and A screen will be set up Greg Gatenby. Jean Lemay and for films. Doug .Knowles have also been invited to join. Ex-officio mem- . The function of the commit­ bers are Ted Amsden and Char-, tee at present is to help inter­ lie Northcote, the Pipe Room ested students set up their own technical director. productions by arranging for The committee was set up to the use of the room, settingad­ establish the Terrace Room as mission prices, and prOViding the <:ampus coffee strop. Renault ~echnical assistance. 10 * PRO TEM * September 9, 1970 Non-aligned nations meet in Africa A meeting of the heads of Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and In discussing the confer­ Indeed, there were such Rhodesia, Southern Rhodes­ state and government of 51 the choice of Lusaka as the ence with Zambia's ambas­ stron~ objections toTsh­ ia and Nyasaland), became Nadons~ non-aligned countries j i:i site of the conference itself. sador to the United ombe s attending the Cairo an independent. country. being held Sept. 6 in Lusaka, Vernon Mwaanga, he dis­ conference that the Congol-' Northern Rhodesia became Zambia. ' ,When the last conference closed that President Kenn­ ese delegation had to sit Zambia, Nyasaland,became without him. Malawi and Southern Rho­ Of the countries rep­ of non-aligned countries was eth Kaunda had written a convened in Cairo inOctober personal invitation to Niger­ At that time theliberation desia was permitted by Bri­ resented, 31 of them will be tain's indifference to be-. African; three will come 1964, 26 African countries ian Head of State YakubuGo­ movements had just turned: were represented. The num­ won, but that no reply had to the armed struggle a­ come the northernmost from the Caribbean area ­ thrust of the South Africa's Cuba, Guyana and Jamaica; ber has grown by five. been received. gainst Portugal in Angola, 15 from Asia and the Middle Mnambique and Guinea 'apartheid s.ystem. East and Yugoslavia from Nigeria, whose presence Africa and the world have (Bissao) and the Organ­ If the Lusaka conference, Europe. at Lusaka is doubtful at this moved a long way since 1964. ization of African Unity was does nothing else, it will as­ writing, would increase the Then the Congo (Kinshasa) just getting strong enough to sert independence of the big Agreement to prepare for number to six. The poSSible the meeting was reached in was being torn by the rebel­ exert its influence through­ power blocs, expressing at absence of Nigeria isanout­ out the continent. the same time the solidarity a meeting of Foreign Min­ growth of Zambia's haVing lion; Moise Tshombe, the A­ isters of the UN last Sep­ frican traitor., was function-. It was not until after the of the black and brown ma­ recognized "Biafra" at the jority in the fight for free­ tember. height of the Nigerian civil ing as Congolese Prime 1964 non-aligned conference Minister and using white ra­ closed that Zambia, follow­ .dom. This has already been Africa's importance in ,war; diplomatic relations indic;ated by what happened this was emphasized by the were severed between Zam­ cist mercenaries against the ing the dissolution of the followers of the late Patrice Central African Federation at the preparatory meeting decision to hold the prepar­ bia and Nigeria 'and have not in Dar es Salaam. atory meeting last April in. yet been resumed. Lumumba. (then comprising Northern A number of liberation •• movements addressed the meeting - the National Lib­ Glendon coalitioncharges collegein crisIs eration Movement of Com­ A group of students cal... don's overcommitqnent to ultimate decision. The coun­ cal for students to be re­ oro (a French-administered ling ~t~el! •The New Gle~don two year's compulsory cil is where "students are quired to achieve a certain island in the Indian Ocean), ,Coalmon has formed as a French (naively expressed outnumbered seven to one level of fluency while facul­ the Zimbabwe African Nat­ pre s sure group Within the as being symbolic of our and faculty participation,is ty are able to evade respon­ ional Union (Southern Rho­ fplle~e. The group feels that committment to bilingual- often marked by sporadic at­ sibility in this matter." desia), Palestine Liberation major changes In curricu- ism) is the single most im­ tendance and lackadaisical 'Jrganization, Zimbabwe A­ ulum and deCision making" portant factor in Glendon's attitude. " Philips, who is spearhea­ frican People's Union and are .necessary for Glendon present crisis." ding the campaign isalready the African National Con­ to escape "from its present ' Faculty learn attempting to get the neces­ gress (South Africa). crisis.' . "Compulsory French has French250 saryeight councillors to sign a petition for an emergency Ambassador M w a a nga The members of the group resulted in low enrolment A rather novel idea ex­ meeting of faculty council to said he expects the Lusaka include David Philips (stu- arid low academic achieve­ pressed by the coalition, is .be held on Friday. conference to be concrete in dents' council president,Lo- ment," the group stated. the belief that if faculty ri More (student councillor), dealing with development council continues to support He hopes that council will problems. He stressed the Andy Michalski (editor'of The students have ex­ compulsory French, then for meet to discuss the propo­ need to make self-reliance PRO TEM), Claire Ellard pressed confidence in the a­ Glendon to maintain its bi­ sal. The coalition feels that an urgent goal and said, (managing editor of PRO bility of the principal's ad lingual aims, "all faculty instead of faculty council de- TEM), Jim Bunton, Bill Mi­ hoc committee on bilingual­ should be reqUired to take .ciding the issue, that a re­ "The conference should give chie and Julie Beadle. ism to study the problem be­ the placement test and all ferendum should be held. guidance specifically on a- In the statement, the group cause there is an equal num­ those not achievinga passing .chieving regional economic explained that "It is impor­ ber of students and faculty grade in French 250, be re­ "This could be discussed groupings which offer the tant-not t') confuse compul­ sitting on the committee. quired to take s p e cia 1 by the principal's ad hoc best hope for development so-iy French with oilingual­ But, they feel that faculty French classes. committee on bilingualism," in Africa and elsewhere in ism.•.we believe that Glen- council should not make the "We believe it hypocriti- said Philips. the third world." 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September 9, 1970 * PROTEM * 11 Ego trip dehumanizes sport ~ON CAMPUS~ Wednesday,. Sept. 9 Sid Ad,ilman will hold a seminar on the subject of 'The By BRUCE KIDD Theatre in Toronto' in the Hearth Room, at 2 pm. heroes) and in developing Maritime ath­ Square dancing will be held in the Old Dining Hall at letes (as Dalhousie has done so successful- . Reprinted with permission from 7:30 pm. IYk _ .' __._ ., A corn roast will take place at the barbeque-pit in the CANADIAN DIMENSION And all' this is ,defended on the grounds valley at IO pm. , Great harm is done to 'sPort and its par­ that intercollegiate athletic success is nec­ ticipants when it is organized for purposes essary for alumni dollars and institutional .All those interested in working for PRO TEM, the campus external to sport itself. When the precepts survival. Although I know of no existing newspaper of Glendon College, are requested to come to of the market-place become the goals of data which would either prove or refute a staff meeting at 3.30 pm at the PRO TEM offices, just sport, as theY have in the case of Canadian this familiar belief, my own feeling is that ac:r;oss from the bank in Glendon Hall. Photographers, hockey, the devestation and dehumanization' anybody who donates to a university on the wnters, and people with imagination needed. of sPQrt necessarily occur. Sport also loses basis of its athletic performances doesn't Thursday, Sept. IO when it is organized for reasons of national really know what universities are all about. A seminar with members from 'Pollution Probe' and 'Zero or institutional prestige. Surely our universities are better salesmen Population Growth' will be held at 2 pm in the Pit, Hilliard Just what happens in these lattercircum:" than this. basement. stances became painfully clear to me during A panel discussion with principal Tucker, Dean Gentles, a recent trip to Acadia University in Wolf­ American sporting traditions David Philips and Helen Sinclair will be held in the Old ville, Nova Scotia. Sport is extremely im­ Dining Hall at 7 pm. portant to a campus like Acadia's, for des­ in Acadia Folk singing in the Pipe Room will be open to Glendonites pite its quiet charm, Wolfville (pop. 6,000) What's doubly sad about this wave of Am­ at 8.30 pm. offers no diversions: no pubs, no restaur­ ericanization in the Maritimes (Acadia is by ants worthy of the name, and a cinema that no means the only offender) is that it's Friday, Sept. II specializes in Jerry Lewis and WaIt Disney. bringing with it the American sporting tra­ Passengers for Julie's double decker bus ride around the The student union building is too small for ditions of the 1950's: authoritarian coaches city of Toronto should be ready to mount at IO am. 3,000 students, so the only outlet is sports. with gladiatorial philosophies and deified Entrants in the'Glendon 500' buggy race should be ready Yet because Acadia's administration is on athletes who are taught to conform to the in front of Glendon Hall before 2 pm, when the race begins. a sports ego trip, possibilities for a mean­ superman stereotypes of the comic book and Larry Beach from the Glendon College pschological ser­ ingful student program have been closedoff. the breakfast cereals. During my visit, vices office will be holding a seminar in the Junior Common several people told me appr~)Vingly that the Ro')m at 3 pm. M ost students left 'in cold" hockey coach was going to be fired because At 7.30 pm, a panel with 'Students for a Free Greece' he refused to tell his athletes to cut their will be speaking to students in the New Dining Hall. hair and the team didn't make the playoffs. A film festival with'TrueGrit', 'The President's Analyst', Winning teams are what countsat Acact­ In the authoritarian sporting mind, long hair and'A Crack in the World' will begin at IO pm in the Terrace ia and to get them the university has built and losing go together. In many U.S. ath­ Room. a $2. 5 million athletic building and filled it letic departments today, however, athletes with tough-talking Amer.ican coaches and have organized to overthrow these attitudes Saturday, Sept. 12 razzle-dazzle American scholarship ath­ and to reassert the values of sport as play. 'The Stars of Sports Day' with fun and games will be held letes. Performance-wise the program's On such campuses, the traditional "Fight, on the quadrangle (between the residences) at 12 noon. been a tremendous success, for already kill, win" speech has been replaced by the At 2 pm, there is a picnic at the quadrangle. Acadia's basketball team has reached the T-group. I know of one California football The annual tug-of-war across the Don River between the national finals' on three occasions and team that selects its own lineup each week first year students andeveryone else will be held at 3.30 pm. brought back the championship once. and has gone 45 games without a loss. A 'Splash-in' will be held at the pool at 4.30. Bring your But everybody else .is out in the cold. own trunks. The new federal sports package, announ­ A 'Grease Pole Contest' with a IO dollar incentive will Student leaders at Acadia charge that ced at long last on March 20 by Health Min­ more than 80 per cent of the athletic bud­ take place ;it 6.30 pm. ister John Munro, augurs well for compet­ 'The Beaudree' will be playing for a dance in the Old get, raised through compulsory student itive amateur sport, but it is misleading to fees, is spent on the three favoured inter­ Dining Hall at a cost of 50 cents per single or 75 cents publicize it, as he has done, as a 'mass per couple, until 12 midnight. collegiate sports of football, basketball, and participation" program." . hockey, leaVing little for other sports and the intra-mural program. Although Acad­ The financIal and administrative assis­ Monday, Sept. 14 ia's scuba diVing club is the largest colle­ tance for sports governing bodies promised The metro checkers char giate club in Canada, for example, it re­ by the minister is long overdue. It has be­ in the Pipe Room at 8 pm. " ceives no assistance from the university. come impossible for the volunteer sports executive to perform all the duties that gov­ Although the three favoured teams tour the Tile _.rIB, continent for exhibitions, other teams have ernment and the public have come to expect to finance their own trips in the Maritimes. of him. Thinking Man's Stu~e~ts have no voice in athletic spending Equally welcome is the promise. offinan­ d,eCISI(;~mS and no access to specific bUdget cial support - up to $2,000 a year - for in­ 15 figures. During two seminar discussions dividual athletes, although this will have to Canadian in which I participated there, these charges challen~ed. be carefully administered if it is to serve were not its purpose of widening the economic base ~ Socialist of amateur spol"t. Unless the temptation to I Another major complaint concerns the limit these grants to established athletes Magazine ' availability of the new athletic building: is avoided, the end result will be more so­ 1.1.1 most of the time it's monopolized by the cialism for the rich. The program should be ~ [Featuring such distinguished major teams. In those few remaining extended to coaches as soon as possible. hours when it is open to all, the doors ,.... Canadian Socialists as fa are often locked because the varsity ath­ A third new program - an increase in the ~ letes, who get the jobs of attending the number of country-wide competitions such Melville Watkins, Robin Mathews, locker and equipment rooms, are at home as the Canada Games '- is more suspect. IiiiiiiiiI Cy Gonick, Jim Laxer, Gad Hor­ resting up for their next game. And when Gala events of this kind are great show­ ..... owitz, Gil Levine ?ne of the intercollegiate teams are play­ pieces, but they are frightfully expensive 109, all other facilities are locked up to en­ and are not always what every sport needs. c~~~cii~~·Di~~~~i~~:·p:O:·B~~·i4i3:···························• courage full attendance. The Saturday Iwas Munro described his new policy as a shift Winnipeg I, Manitoba there, the gym, pool, squashcourts were all in emphasis from programs for the few ­ closed down because the hockey team was those designed to develop high levels of per­ student subscriptions: $4 for eight large issues playing in a nearby arena. formance - to programs for the many, but all others: $5 The American coaches at Acadia have in fact, little change in emphasis has taken place. Although the new programs should Name . shown little interest in the indigenous sport­ Adress City...... •.•.•. Prov..· . ing traditions of the Maritimes (the gym is produce an increase in the number of am plastered with pictures of American sports ateur registrations, the thrust of the pro­ gram is still fitness through amateur sport. PRO TEM needs you. No experience needed. Staff meeting for all interested, 3 pm today. Competition not for everyone

No matter how successful, competitive sport as organized by the sports governing BANK ON CAMPUS bodies can attract only a fraction of those ~ana,dians who might be interested in phys­ For your convenience a branch of the Toronto Ical recreation. A great many people, and Dominion Bank""is located in Glendon Hall. not only women and adults over 30 are not interested in organized competitive sport. Some prefer to compete lessformally. Oth.. Banking hours are as follows: ers are attracted to activities where the Tuesday,September 8th, 1970 - II am to 2 pm challenge.is not against another person but Wednesday, September 9th through to Sept I1, is against oneself (as in jogging) or against 9.30 am to 5 pm ~h.e environment (as in camping). A compet­ Monday September 14th, 1970 through Seeptember 18th itIve sport program does little for these II am to 2 pm people. Commencing. the week of September 21st, the branch After nine years of floundering, it ap­ will resume the ~egular days of opening namel); . pears that the federal government has pro­ Tuesdays and FrIdays from II am to 2 pm. duced the beginnings of a successful over­ all program for sports development. But Full banking services are available. if it wants 'mass participation' , a sports program isn't enough.. We take this opportunity to invite you to come in, cadla's need: to produce more O.J. The non-athletes have physical recrea­ meet our staff and get acquainted. Slmpson's (as above)? tion needs too. 12 * PRO TEM * September 9, 1970 Saturday declared Jock day' t1t.•., ~. O· ~(...". By NICK MARTIN ,...... Glendon's sports program ;:t' starts this week, according to new athletic director ~ Wayne Bishop. "We're star­ tingour sp,orts programme .­ this week, , Wayne revealed to your correspondent in an We need your body exclusive interview. Bishop and Anne O'Byrne, women's athletic director, We bet you thought you'd gotten rid of us last year. have scheduled a number of didn't you? We thought we were graduating to the big activities for orientation leagues, but they sent us back again to try to learn to week, hoping to get a large hit the curve, so here we are. number of freshmen intro­ We're getting two pages a week this year, which means duced to the wide range of more features and increased coverage of intramural and recreational activities a­ intercollege sports, which in turn means that the sport­ available in Proctor Field­ sies will need lots of new blood (I-m interested-Count house. Yorga). We'd like to extend an invitation to the frosh to Co-ed football is slated join our elite group. , for Tuesday, but may be de­ What makes a sportsie? You may well ask. Perhaps we layed until later in the week. were never meant to know. As a sportsie you'll wield im­ Jane: Charlie told me he'd measurable power on campus. See Wayne Bishop tremble be true to the end. Mary: as you nail him to the wall with such probing questions as Then why are you crying? "Who won the C House-sophomore football game last night?" Jane: Because I'm a line­ You'll meet Miss Placed Modifier, our vivacious secretary. backer. (Chortle, guffaw). You'll learn to talk beaver, you'll get free tickets to. all Glen­ don sporting.events (and probably get fished into running the Glendon 500 clock), and you'll get to be a member of Cap'n Scurvy's pi­ rate crew as the good vessel The River Crab plunders ship­ On Thursday, the second ping on the Don. annual Glendon 500 goes on j We don't go in for any of this freedom of speech crap like the driveway in front of the rest of the paper does. The following subjects will be Glendon Hall. Won last year considered sacred, and anyone criticizing them will be boiled by Renault Marier piloting in mung: Baseball, John Wayne, Nancy Green, the Montreal Miss Quebec, the race fea­ Expos, Captain George's Whizzbang, Pete Rose, Bela Lugosi, tures suicidal daredevils ri­ Baseball, Debbie Brill, Boris Karloff, Baseball, Barbara ding shopping carts powered Athletic directorWayne Bishop welcomes students Steele, Jarry Park, Anne Murray, Baseball, and Gloria by blindfolded pit crews. As to ultra modern Proctor Fieldhouse Talbott. Joe Falls recently described Come into the office and get acquainted with Armpit and the thrill of the Glendon 500 ball season on the 23rd. thy consultation with the Dutch and Mickey and the rest of the things in Sportsie's in The Sporting' News, Commissioner Ron Maltin Masked Beaver and Captain Corner. We'll talk over exactly what you want to cover and "There is nothing like that will be organiZing a clinic Bourgeois. the athletic de­ how much you want to contribute; we'll tell you the squirrel first jolt when you ~ee that prior to that date to famil­ partment has purchased a joke and maybe even take you down the hall to meet chest­ first cart come roaring past iarize new students with the fearsome poodle named nut Barry Yanaky. Girl reporters are needed too ( no exper­ with the throttle open and go rules. Maltin. last year's Louis St. Laurent to protect ience necessary - we'll teach you all you need to know). They dipping into the first turn out allstar quarterback, moves students. took down our Raquel Welch poster (women's lib.objected to of sight." . over to the 3rd & 4th year . However, the Masked it) but you can find Sportsie's Corner by asking any of the Saturday's activities fea­ squad this season, and feels Beaver warns frosh that it "H~~p ~adicals "Oink?" and they'll direct you- to us. ture the annual tug-of-war that the combination of his is still dangerous to enter --_._-~- --- ,--~ -- - NICK MARTIN over the Don between the passing and the receiving of the woods in small numbers. ism...we bpl~_-thaL_Gle1b -COJ1u...... frosh and the rest of the Vince 'Sudden Death' Del "Zilch equinox", cautioned I'~U ~ school. At night, Pat Flynn Bueno will wrap up the Grey the Defendor of Freedom. rRfg ht' at is organiZing serpent watch­ Saucer for the veterans. "No Any students' materialis­ ing. and .reports that the sweat," Ron said in a speech tically inclined and willing Beavers have volunteered to which we typically took out of to maintain law and order Health Minister John Munro's idea of a healthy amateur show interested freshie context. should contact referees-in­ sports programme for Canada is'to send a handful of ath­ girls the ins and outs of this chief C, K. Doyon (men) or letes to college. This opportunity for them to continue com­ .favourite campus sport. Starting times for the var­ Pat Brundrit (women). Refs peting by being able to stay in school may get us another Both Wayne Bishop and will get a lot more support bronze medal in Munich, but precisely how does it help the Anne O'Byrne are new to ious instructional programs will be announced on the ath­ thiS year. "Anybody what physical condition of the other 20 million of us? Glendon this year. Highly hassles our refs is gonna' As Eldon Griffiths, Joint Parliamentary Secretary, Min­ impressed with the facilities letic bulletin board in York Hall, as will a number of be in a heap 0' trouble. I'll istry of Housing and Local Government (U.K.) was quoted they see their main task to bJok em f'sassin' a law of­ in Sports Illustrated: "It is a good thing that man should increase -student participa­ sports which are conducted on a club basis. Everything ficer," vows Captain Bour­ be pushed to run faster, climb higher, jump farther. Man tion. particularly among day geois. is at his best when 'giving all he has, pushing his talent to students. O'Byrne comes to from general conditioning to the limit, producing that extra gasp. Playing games gives us from Queen's while Bish­ folk dancing to karate is a­ Another PRO TEM satisfaction to the majority, to the ordinary chap. to the op is a graduate of Alberta. vailable to students among contest less-than-brilliant sportsman. By all means cheer the cham­ the two dozen activities of­ fered. c. K. and Pat, along with pion, but let that admiration be the spur which lifts the re­ Baseball star here athletic council heads Gar­ mainder of us, middle-aged as well as young, out of our Paddleball has been added to the girls' programmethis ian Clarke and Serge Col­ armchairs onto the playing field. A baseball star in Alberta ekessian (have any of you "It is the legitimate task of government to help prOVide and his native Australia, and year, While the men have now lacross and, if there is suf­ frosh ever had to call a kes­ its citizens - albeit at their own expense through taxation ­ an admitted baseball nut, sian? Send your answers to with facilities for widespread recreation and enjoyment." Bishop was happy to hear ficient interest shown, box­ ing. An~ new sport in which Contest. C/O PRO TEM. that our sports pages are Winner gets a red seatto the . NICK MARTIN controlled by the ultraex­ students are interested will be added. says Wayne Bish- next Montreal Maroons­ tremist UBFC (Union of Toronto St. Pat's game) will Baseball Fanatics of Can­ -op, who reports he has dis­ covered cricket eqUipment be here on athletic day on ada). "Let one of them in S~turday to- meet students A "rare"talent and they all come in." com­ in Proctor Fieldhouse, a game which was once played wanting to play and/or help . plained a local radical. run sports this year. 'Faces in the CrOWd' in'Sports Illustrated' ~recently sal­ The athletic department here and which could easily be revived. There's nothing As Grantland Rice once uted: ..Rare, a peppery little Jack Russell terrier. (who) hopes that orientation week told us•••When the lastgreat chased a grayfox into its den during ~ hunt. bit and held will convince new students like bowling a good maiden over to keep a man in shape. scorer comes to mark be­ the fox by the neck for 18 hours. and was dug out the next that college sports are a lot side your name. he asks not day - still holding onto the fox - by her owners. the Ham­ different from high school Secretaries if· you won orlost but how you ilton Farm Kennels at Gladstone New Jersey." sports. In high school you played the game." To which We think the praise should go not to Rare, but to the are taught to accept that the absconded we replied. "What are you Hamilton Farm Kennels, for their tremendous courage gyms belong to the super­ by squirrels? Grannie. some kind of com­ in daring to set out on the trail of such a vicious man­ jocks, and that the great mie?"'But here at Glendon killer as the fox protected only by a pack of dogs, their mass aren't good enough to Other people you'll want the emphasis is not on win­ horses, and their own numbers; and for' their tremen­ compete. But at Glendon, to get to know. at Proctor ning but on participation. dous skill in turning a cute little puppy into the prehis- everybody is welcome to are Miss Rutp Blackhall. the Everyone is welcome at toric beast of her dim forebears. . compete in intramural AD's secretary, and John Proctor, no matter how good - N.M. sports, to take part in the Bramberger, who handles or bad you are. Get ac­ instructional programmes, the equipment office during quainted with the staff and and to come down any time the day. and Don Hendry, ·facilities this week. UMGAWAl dUring the day to use equip­ senior member of Proctor, In greeting Anne O'Byrne The late show on channel 6 tonight features "Tarzan's ment for practically every who dispenses eqUipment at and Wayne Bishop and in Hidden Jungle", starring Gordon Scott,. who is surpassed sport imaginable. night., _ surveying the prospects for only by Johnny Weismuller in his portrayal of the apeman. Intramural competition Both ') Byrne and Bishop Glendon sports this year. the Next Tuesday, the same CBLT is running the oats epic gets underway later in Sep­ have denied rumours that Masked Beaver enthused. tember, with men's and wo­ "Sherrif of Fractured Jaw" as its western movie. Usually their predecessors were ItArriba undula nuga mung reliable sources fail to cite the stars(?). men's golf on the 22nd, wo­ carried off by an earlymor­ pittsburg jad~rst frebup Friday night. channel 7's fright night flick is the men's and men's tennis on ning May raid by local sqUir­ ayayayayiiiii! Anything we 4-0 Man, starring Robert Lansing as a mad scientist who the 26th (equal juxtaposition rels. However. reports per­ might add to the Champion acquires the power to pass through solid objects. to keep Women's- Libhappy). sist that minions of the Viet of Justice's ringing endor­ J The Glendon Football - - COUNT YORGA' Squirrel are lurking in Glen-, sement would be totally re­ League opens the flag foot- don forest. and after a leng- dundant. -I