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WELCOME PREFROSH! WEATHER, p. 2 MIT’s Oldest and FRI: 65°F | 52°F Largest Newspaper Showers likely SAT: 69°F | 43°F Mostly sunny tech.mit.edu SUN: 58°F | 42°F Sunny Established 1881 Volume 135, Number 12 Friday, April 17, 2015 VIVIAN HU!THE TECH Simmons Hall residents covered windows of the dorm to spell out “CPW,” marking the start of Campus Preview Weekend yesterday. Five of six top Putnam math CPW events not permitted contest scorers are from MIT MIT took !rst place in the competitors from &(( schools. between ! and " a.m. this year "#$% William Lowell Putnam )e Putnam test, which Mathematical Competition, began in $,*+, has $" prob- Ban has been Institute policy since the ’!"s, but some results for which were recently lems and lasts for six hours. It released. Five MIT individuals emphasizes speed, unlike the also received the Putnam Fel- mathematical research con- students worry it will detract from ‘MIT experience’ lowship, which was awarded to ducted at institutions like MIT. By Amy Wang an email to the Dormitory Council. Eli H. Ross ’$% wrote that the ad- the top six scorers. “Class at MIT didn’t help much STAFF REPORTER Freeman referred "e Tech to Dean ministration had planned on enforc- Zipei Nie ’$&, Mitchell M. directly; the Putnam doesn’t of Admissions Stuart Schmill ’+'. ing the policy last year during his Lee ’$', and David H. Yang ’$( cover any super-advanced MIT is not permitting events be- “Given that we are hosting about tenure as DormCon president, but made up the !rst-place-win- math, so I knew all the theory tween $ a.m. and ' a.m. during this a thousand high schools students on ultimately did not. Describing what ning team, and Nie, Yang, Mark needed before coming here,” year’s Campus Preview Weekend. our campus, ending formal events happened last year, he said that “the Sellke ’$(, Bobby Shen ’$(, and Sellke said. )e policy will be enforced in or- at $ a.m. seems like the right thing policy choice was made and then Lingfu Zhang ’$( were Fellows. )e exam is known for be- der to bring CPW into compliance to do,” Schmill said. “I do not think simply relayed to relevant groups.” )ese six were among the *" ing di-cult. )e median for this with Institute policy, which states the pre-frosh perception of MIT or of Students argued that they were told MIT students placing in the top that all campus events must end by CPW will change.” about the ban too late to adjust their +,, all in an overall pool of %,*"# Putnam, Page 16 $ a.m. Exceptions may be granted Institute policy has prohibited programming, so the ban was not by the CPW Events Review Commit- events after $ a.m. since the $,,#s, enforced. tee “if there is a compelling reason but due to a lack of communication )e administration also agreed the event cannot be held prior to $ between the Student Activities Of- to allow MIT students to serve on the REPORTER’S NOTEBOOK [a.m.].” !ce (SAO) and the CPW Events Re- CPW Advisory Committee, which Dean for Undergraduate Educa- view Committee, the committee has had previously only consisted of tion Dennis M. Freeman was behind inadvertently ignored the ban and MIT sta.. the change, Assistant Director of approved events at all hours in pre- Sharma resigns amid Admissions Katie A. Kelley said in vious years. CPW, Page 18 parliamentary pablum A lighter take on the UA’s shake-up By Austin Hess o-ce within a week of their elec- SENIOR EDITOR tion. Davis said he learned of the pending transfer Monday at $$ p.m. “And let’s get to work!” an- Sharma ended her term with a nounced Matthew J. Davis ’$' at speech in which she thanked the the conclusion of his !rst speech councillors for their “trust and sup- as president of the Undergraduate port” during her term. It was unclear Association. )e rare half-second whether the council, which had vot- pauses in his delivery would have ed $%-*-$ in a narrowly unsuccessful likely been polished out had he bid to trigger her recall two weeks had an extra month to prepare for prior, felt similarly. the moment, but no such luck — “If you want to go fast, go alone. embattled former president Shruti If you want to go far, go together,” Sharma ’$& resigned a month early Sharma quoted in a reverent allu- during Wednesday’s UA Council sion to her high school valedictory meeting, sweeping him and vice president-elect Sophia Liu ’$( into UA, Page 16 April !" to April !#. IN SHORT MIT will be closed for Patriot’s Drop date is next %ursday, Day next Monday, April !". Tues- April !&. $is is the last day to drop day, April !" is also an Institute classes or switch to listener status. holiday. Send news and tips to news@ JESSICA L. WASS!THE TECH MIT Earth Days !"#$ are from tech.mit.edu. A hack appeared in Lobby 7 early Monday morning. Ribbons of black and orange planes spelled out “DTYD,” publicizing the annual party by the same name to be hosted by the Burton Third Bombers this upcoming Sunday. THIS WEEK’S GAME OF THRONES SEUSSICAL ANSWERING A SECTIONS Weather . .2 MATH PUZZLES A slow start, but you can feel the mo- The author and illustra- SEXUAL ASSAULT Opinion . .4 Try your hand. mentum building. ARTS, p. 12 tor’s most beloved works, HOTLINE Fun Pages . .5 on stage at Next House. FUN, p. 7 DAREDEVIL Arts . .12 PHOTO, p. 10–11 Why I don’t get too Campus Life . .13 Netflix meets Marvel. ARTS, p. 12 brought down. Sports . .20 CAMPUS LIFE, p. 13 ! T!" T"#! F$%&'(, A)$%* +,, -.+/ WEATHER After brief round of 130°W 125°W 120°W 115°W 110°W 105°W 100°W 95°W 90°W 85°W 80°W 75°W 70°W 65°W 60°W 40°N showers, beautiful 1009 1023 EATHER weekend in store 35°N W By Casey Hilgenbrink ing a washout, though — any STAFF METEOROLOGIST showers should clear out by around lunchtime, leaving 0is week, Bostonians have plenty of time for outdoor ac- been reminded of how nice tivities in the afternoon. 0e it is to be above average in weekend looks beautiful, with 1020 30°N something that isn’t snowfall! plenty of sunshine and a high Since Sunday, we’ve enjoyed in the upper 1.s°F and upper 1009 1015 daily high temperatures /–+.°F /.s°F on Saturday and Sunday, above average and abundant respectively. Looking ahead to sunshine, with more on the Marathon Monday, if you’re 25°N way this weekend. headed to Copley Square to First, though, we’ll likely cheer on runners as they cross EATHER have to deal with a little rain, the 2nish line, consider bring- thanks to some showers as- ing an umbrella — rain, gusty sociated with a cold front winds, and a high in the low approaching from the west. /.s°F all appear likely Monday W Don’t worry about CPW be- afternoon. Extended Forecast Situation for Noon Eastern Time, Friday, April 17, 2015 Weather Systems Weather Fronts Precipitation Symbols Other Symbols Today: Cloudy with west winds at 10–15 mph and gusts up Snow Rain Fog High Pressure Trough to 30 mph. High 65°F (18°C). Showers Thunderstorm Tonight: Decreasing clouds with west winds at 5–10 mph. Warm Front Light Low Pressure Haze Low 52°F (11°C). Cold Front Tomorrow: Mostly sunny with west winds around 5 mph. Moderate Compiled by MIT Hurricane Meteorology Staff Stationary Front Heavy High 69°F (21°C). and The Tech Sunday: Sunny. High upper 50s °F (15°C). EATHER EATHER W EATHER EATHER W EATHER EATHER W EATHER EATHER W EATHER EATHER W Are you a font fiend? Do you like making presentations shine? E-mail [email protected] We’re looking for people to help us design infographics to highlight writers’ content! !e Production Department of !e Tech might be just the place for you! WEATHER WEATHER F!"#$%, A&!"' (), *+(, T-. T./- ! This space donated by The Tech ! T!" T"#! F$%&'(, A)$%* +,, -.+/ LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Parental leave Security policies on An Allied-Barton worker stared coolly Established 1881 through the glass. Overwhelming bitter- ION policies campus ness swept over me. I had entered and Chairman exited that door every day for a year, but IN Will Conway ’16 Yarden Katz’s guest column pub- It’s easy to call them small changes. it seemed my residence still didn’t know lished on April 3 o7ers me the chance to An extra desk in the lobby. An extra few who I was. I say residence because few ex- Editor in Chief clarify an announcement sent on April seconds to retrieve identi8cation. An extra periences have made me feel less at home. Leon Lin ’16 , concerning a new Paid Parental Leave logistical complication when friends spon- 1ere were more major shifts, too. bene8t approved by the Employee Bene8ts taneously decide to visit. 1ese changes At one point last semester, an old friend Business Manager Oversight Committee, which adds to leave are annoying and inconvenient, but, in the wanted to come visit me at MIT. I told him Fiona Lam ’17 policies already available to eligible MIT scope of general life, they seem minor. that it would be best to postpone the visit Managing Editor employees. But there is a subtler element at play. a few months. Why? I didn’t feel at home In hindsight, we missed an opportunity 1e extra desk in the lobby stands as a where I lived, so I was moving o7-campus.