DOCSLIB.ORG

Relationship Game Week: Agree and Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 1225 PM

Total Page：16

File Type：pdf, Size：1020Kb

Download full-text PDF Read full-text
Relationship Game Week: Agree and Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 12�25 PM Relationship Game Week: Agree And Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 12)25 PM Feeds: Posts Comments Relationship Game Week: Agree And Amplify August 13, 2009 by CH Relationships are merely a continuation of pickup by other means. Just as she must never forget to keep in shape for your pleasure, you must never stop gaming your girl. The day you slip into complacence is the day her love begins to show signs of stress. Relationships may change but the Game remains the same. There seems to be a mistaken belief among the betacracy that game may be good for pickup but it’ll do nothing at best, and sabotage at worst, your prospects for a long and healthy relationship. These are the beliefs of weak and nutless men who habitually dumpster date women way under their own market value so that they can go on acting like Dr. Phil castrati without consequence. They are also the beliefs of fat and ugly women. Beta men = fat and ugly women. The resemblance is uncanny! Naturally, the first few hours, days, and weeks of a courtship will be more exhilarating than the years to follow. After the brash novelty has faded and love begins to take root a mutually comfortable sufficiency will assert itself. An implicit bargain has been struck and there comes an expectation, not wholly removed of anxiety, that your partner isn’t going to bolt, run away, or suddenly despise you from one day to the next. But soft expectations so often morph into hard demands, and then the misalignment with reality begins in earnest. “If I got fat/beta, would you still love me???” Eventually, no. As with demographics and economics, there is a lag time in sexual dynamics. This lag time gets longer the more established the relationship becomes. A man who commits one glaring beta act on the approach isn’t going to get more than a few seconds with his target before she blows him out. But a man who has been seeing a girl for two years has to run up a litany of beta fouls before his woman’s love finally dissolves under the onslaught of her mounting disgust. A lower energy, consistent level of relationship game different only in degree, not kind, from pickup game, must be a part of every man’s arsenal of perpetual sexiness. One thing you will not fail to notice with women is that their shit tests never end, they just fade away… to less annoying frequency. A handy chart demonstrating this female proclivity to endlessly take stock of your alpha cred should make things clear: file:///Users/ur/repos/ur/archive/heartiste/2009/08/13/relationship-game-week-agree-and-amplify/index.html Page 1 of 204 Relationship Game Week: Agree And Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 12)25 PM The Average Man # and Intensity of Female Shit Tests First few minutes Rapid fire shit tests designed to weed out betas First few dates One or two shit tests per date, less crass, more subtle Post-sex Possible “I didn’t cum” shit test. Ignore it. First few weeks Shit tests become less obnoxious, more defensive; (“Are you always this late?”) First few months Non-verbal shit tests increase in frequency; she waits for you to call instead of picking up phone herself. Six months later Endearing love and romance shit tests begin to flare up; (“You hardly ever give me flowers.” “Do you love me?”) One year in Provider shit tests in full swing; (“Why don’t you buy yourself a bigger place?” “You never tell me what you do at work.”) Two years in “Life purpose”, marriage, and infidelity shit tests; (“Where are we going with this?” “Bob just popped the question to Sarah. Aren’t you happy for them?” “Are you cheating on me?”) Thirty years in Regret and death shit tests; (“The kids are gone. I’m not in love anymore.” “Would you wipe my spotted ass when I’m an invalid?”) If you aren’t a natural at deflecting shit tests of all varieties, then you must teach yourself. For those men not blessed with the quickness of mind and aloofness of temperament to handle shit tests like a champ, a system must be devised. I’ve found one. I call it the Agree & Amplify anti-shit test counterinsurgency. The concept is simple. When you are hit with a shit test, agree with your girl, and then amplify your agreement. Here are some examples: GIRL: “Why didn’t you call last night? Are you dating someone else?” YOU: “Yep, I’ve got a harem to service. Be happy you’re in the top tier.” file:///Users/ur/repos/ur/archive/heartiste/2009/08/13/relationship-game-week-agree-and-amplify/index.html Page 2 of 204 Relationship Game Week: Agree And Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 12)25 PM *** GIRL: “Are you just going to sit around all day playing video games?” YOU: “Damn straight. With enough hard work I should be able to push this to a full month.” *** GIRL: “We’re going to that restaurant again?” YOU: “Yeah, and because you’ve bitched, we’re going there for the next ten years.” *** GIRL: “Sometimes you can be such an asshole. My ex knew how to treat a lady.” YOU: “I bet he did. You should beg him to take you back. I could use the peace and quiet.” *** GIRL: “Don’t you have any ambition in life?” YOU: “Zero. Could you be a dear and hook up my feeding tube?” *** GIRL: “I didn’t like the way you flirted with that girl at the party tonight.” YOU: “I know, I’m an incorrigible flirt. Good thing you didn’t see the other ten girls I flirted with. Phew!” *** GIRL: “You never get me flowers or write me poetry.” YOU: “You’re right. Just think of my cock as a flower and our fucking as poetry in motion.” *** GIRL: “I think we should take this slower.” YOU: “You read my mind! Can I pencil you in next month?” *** GIRL: [Making it obvious she’s flirting with another guy in your presence.] file:///Users/ur/repos/ur/archive/heartiste/2009/08/13/relationship-game-week-agree-and-amplify/index.html Page 3 of 204 Relationship Game Week: Agree And Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 12)25 PM YOU: “Hey, if you’re gonna try to make me jealous by flirting in front of me, at least put on a good show. I haven’t seen bad flirting like that since your Mom tried to pick me up.” *** GIRL: “Buy me a drink.” YOU: “Sure thing. Would you like my ATM pin number as well?” *** GIRL: [Calls you back two days after you left her a message.] YOU: “Only two days later? Wow, you’re slipping. A true player waits a year before calling back.” *** GIRL: “I really feel we aren’t compatible.” YOU: “You’re right, we’re *totally* incompatible. I like to wake up at 8:30 and you get up at 8:15. Who can live with that?!” This last one is especially interesting, because no matter how compatible you are with a girl, she is compelled by an otherworldly force to wonder aloud how incompatible you both are. Expect to receive this shit test around month three. Women have to work through their gina demons, and the issue of “compatibility” is a biggie. For men, if our dicks fit inside her pussy, we’re compatible. For women, a whole host of arcane connections must be made before she can feel you are “the one”. The Agree & Amplify method is the only acceptable response. If you two are incompatible, arguing with her will only highlight that. If you two are compatible, pointing out all the ways you are compatible will only cause her to search more fervently for those few ways you aren’t compatible. Agreeing with her, whether or not she’s right, and making fun of her concerns, is the best way to make her forget all about the issue. So to all the verbally hamstrung betas, when (not if) you find yourselves confronted by yet another shit test, instead of wracking your brain for the appropriate response just recall the words “Agree & Amplify”. A&A, A&A, A&A. Say it to yourself over and over, and the right answer will come to you. Posted in Game, Relationships | 566 Comments 566 Responses RJS on August 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm file:///Users/ur/repos/ur/archive/heartiste/2009/08/13/relationship-game-week-agree-and-amplify/index.html Page 4 of 204 Relationship Game Week: Agree And Amplify | Chateau Heartiste 7/24/19, 12)25 PM Another great post from the God of Game. Publish this shit on paper and you’ll be able retire. Encolpius on August 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm When I’m writing emails or text messages, generally work related, my girlfriend frequently gets nosily entitled and asks who I’m writing to. About two times in five, I tell her “my other girlfriend”. I’ve been doing this for three years, and it still works like a charm. Women are surreal. ironrailsironweights on August 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm GIRL: I’m going to shave. ME: [sound of vomiting] Peter ASDF on August 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm Maybe it’s because I haven’t been in a relationship longer than a steady Friday night drinking/F-buddy for six weeks, but my first thought at reading those questions was to say “OMG Stop nagging me! Who cares what you think?!” Seeking Alpha on August 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm Yea, I’ll get a lot of ‘where are you going?’ or ‘who was that?’ or whatever.
Load more

Recommended publications
  • March 2008 the S
    ON THE BRINK OF CANCELLATION SINCE 1997 TEXAS TRAVESTY MARCH 2008 THE S CAMPUS SPOTLIGHT A BURNING BRIDGESISSUE X E T TRAVESTY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Veronica Hansen Todd Menditto Everyone’s favorite PTS worker MANAGING EDITOR Stephen Short Texas Travesty: So Todd, what’s your eight-hour work day to putting a smile on 4, peace and quiet, douchebag DESIGN EDITORS Matt Hutcheson favorite part about being a Parking and people’s faces and tickets on their wind- sunglasses, mustaches Mark Estrada Transportation Services employee? shield. Todd Mendito: I just love riding my Turn offs: speedy drivers, ART EDITOR Chris Friend little scooter around campus and check- TT: So, what are you doin’ tonight? whippersnappers, loud rap ASSOCIATE EDITORS Ross Luippold ing to make sure people have the proper TM: Well, after getting current on all my Thejaswi Maruvada parking permits hanging neatly from their utility bills, I’m gonna go get mad pussy. music, broken CB radios, insubordination, this goddamn DISTRIBUTION rear view mirrors. Spending your entire Then I’ll probably sit down with a TV din- DIRECTOR Francisco Marin day monitoring traffi c, sitting in security ner and watch my DVR recordings of Ex- weather, holidays, happiness, WRITING STAFF Megan Jackson kiosks, and catching people with F17 per- treme Makeover: Home Edition. Oh, I casual conversation, liber- Jon Neal mits parked in the F67 lot is extremely also really need to call my mother because als, dirty uniforms, other PTS Michael Prohaska fulfi lling. It’s good to know that improper I haven’t talked to her in a while.
    [Show full text]
  • Fanh Ly Bifc J Trip I Lours I
    - " ■■■ ' I 1 j / / / / ^ ' , ♦ Weither *i FinFinal * if. Mostly Clear ■ EditionEdit Th#T bt MagicHagti Valley Newspaperiper DedicatedIHdicat to Serving: and l^m oti otins the'Growth of Nine IrrIrrigated Idaho Countiesntlea . ^ _____________________________ * 1^ - ^ — T-WiN-FALLSr^IDAHOr-FRlDA-YE^FRlDA-Yr4IA-Y^17r4963I------------------ ^-I ^ ___________________________ _ - T- T -E N ^ N T S ------- — — ------------------------- W|CEILTKIUI ------------------------^ ^ — " ¥ • * » ¥ ¥ ¥ VA ¥ N o r S T Vlet i e t Nam ■ I Coopersr IMerely ly Bifc J Troops PPouring o i I Woozyy IAfter TripT I I n t o L a o9S s jArea ■ ly 17 (UPD—Thousands ofif !^am were reported today to S rin g into Laos, threateningeatening to shatter the'deti- Lastingig 34 Hoilours I (»W balanced coalition governnugovernment worked oul by y I ' (See 1Picture Page IB) fj. i4.nation Geneva conference.)nference. Reports reachlntrs I By the Asaoclated Press Sffltta" tou o l North Vietnam,Vietnamese troops entering:g I Astronaut Gordon Cooperper ^vns mmer erely a bit woo?,y whenen he finishedf Ini-st a 34-hour trip cheB-over-iunRle-traj|ar^eir- S i i t e aim is to rep/ace «Gen. en . K ony Le, the' com- I Cooper, 36, expressed confidenceifidence thathat have le&cnedIA a lot from th/s misston for . — --------- ----------- 7“ “~ mmahder ander of neutralist forces, I future, more extended; d **’.4 ♦ • * * \ i with an officer subject to I spaces p a c e operations.”0 Thehe % H r i n c i p l e ^ L commuicommuniBt control. • I spaceman’ss p n c c m i perilous descent Wjservere "in"'Vientiane "agree — ^ to hig exactly predicted-im^ that if Kong Le and his rela- t o - h i r e : Merger Gets- ' tlvel£ small force of loyal follow* a pact pointpoifl P0 mlJes southeast ofof ers on the Plain of Jars are K; MidwayMidway Island Thunday after> I eliminated, the whole structurere m nooA waswa full of drama and U .P.A pproval ofof'tK the Laotian coalltlpn govern- g heroism.
    [Show full text]
  • Issue 12 Working Copy
    A Public Forum for News, Opinion, and Creative Thought of The Governor’s Academy MAY 20, 2009 VOLUME 50, ISSUE 11 Commencement Speaker Mabry: A Biography N H I S S S U E I T I : He gained public acclaim by Gabriella Riley ‘ 0 9 after the publishing of his memoir, White Bucks and Black- ED I TO R I A L S The 2009 Commencement Speaker, Marcus Mabry, is a Eyed Peas: Coming of Age Black Listen Up Seniors! 2 distinguished man indeed. A in White America. His latest Stanford grad, Mabry quickly book, a biography of rose up the journalism ladder Condoleezza Rice, is called to become the Chief of Twice As Good; Condoleezza Rice Correspondents and a senior and her Path to Power. T h i s editor for Newsweek, where book has been critically acclaimed, with one re v i e w www.yourspacecorner.com he oversaw the magazine’s domestic as well as interna- stating: “Marcus Mabry tional bureaus. Currently he is uncovers what has never been Perez and the Media 2 an editor at The New York shown before – what some Times. suspected didn’t exist – the P I N I O N O In 1996, Mabry won the personal Condoleezza Rice. A AP Exams 3 OPC’s Morton Frank Award tour de force!” for Best Business Reporting. “ M a rc Mabry epitomizes He also won the New York the great American success Association of Black s t o r y,” says Headmaster Journalists award for Personal Marty Doggett. “Coming from Commentary, the New York modest circumstances, he took Association of Black maximum advantage of his abilities, talents and opportu- http://ih.ca.campusgrid.net Journalists 2003 Tr a i l b l a z e r Marcus Mabry Aw a rd, and a Lincoln nities.
    [Show full text]
  • Blogs and the Negative Stereotypes of African American Women on Reality Television
    Georgia State University ScholarWorks @ Georgia State University Communication Theses Department of Communication Summer 7-19-2013 The Reality Of Televised Jezebels and Sapphires: Blogs and the Negative Stereotypes of African American Women on Reality Television Safiya E. Reid Georgia State University Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarworks.gsu.edu/communication_theses Recommended Citation Reid, Safiya E., "The Reality Of Televised Jezebels and Sapphires: Blogs and the Negative Stereotypes of African American Women on Reality Television." Thesis, Georgia State University, 2013. https://scholarworks.gsu.edu/communication_theses/100 This Thesis is brought to you for free and open access by the Department of Communication at ScholarWorks @ Georgia State University. It has been accepted for inclusion in Communication Theses by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks @ Georgia State University. For more information, please contact [email protected]. THE REALITY OF TELEVISED JEZEBELS AND SAPPHIRES: BLOGS AND THE NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES OF AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN ON REALITY TELEVISION by SAFIYA REID Under the Direction of Dr. Marian Meyers ABSTRACT Americans spend an average of 5.1 hours a day viewing television, with reality television as the most prevalent type of programming. Some of the top reality television shows feature African American women in negative and limiting roles. However, little research examines how the stereotypes presented on reality television about African American women are viewed by the audiences
    [Show full text]
  • 2021 Song Index
    JAN 16 2021 SONG INDEX 120 (RSM Publishing, ASCAP/Universal Music BACK TO THE STREETS (Aleicia Gibson Pub- -C- DANCING IN MY ROOM (Copyright Control) EXILE (TASRM Publishing, BMI/Songs Of Univer- GONE (Warner-Tamerlane Publishing Corp., Corp., ASCAP/EMI Blackwood Music Inc., BMI), lishing Designee, BMI/Donny Flores Publishing RO 32 sal, Inc., BMI/William Bowery Music Publishing. BMI/A Boy Named Ford, BMI/Ben There Wrote HL, LT 47 Designee, BMI/Gino Borri Publishing Designee, CALLADA (House Of Bad Sin Publishing, ASCAP) BMI/April Base Publishing, ASCAP/Kobalt Songs That Publishing, BMI/Artist 101 Publishing LT 49 DEAD MAN WALKING (Lost Kids II Publishing, 24 (Black Circle Publishing, BMI/Four Entertain- BMI/Icy Girl Music Publishing, ASCAP/WC BMI/These Are Pulse Songs, BMI/Songs 4 Mimi, Music Publishing LLC, ASCAP/Justin Desantis Group, BMI/Songs Of Kobalt Music Publishing ment Music, ASCAP/Wolf Pack Global Music Music Corp., ASCAP/JOSE VELAZQUEZ MUSIC, CANVAS AND CLAY (Capitol CMG Genesis, BMI/Songs Of Kobalt Music Publishing America, Publishing Designee, ASCAP), HL, RO 13 America, Inc., BMI/Hits From The Tape Room, Publishing, ASCAP/Universal Music Corp., BMI/Matthew Crabtree Publishing Designee, ASCAP/Vamos Publishing, ASCAP/House- Inc., BMI/Lil’ Reese Music, ASCAP/Heaven Only -F- BMI/Round Hill Compositions, BMI/W.C.M. ASCAP/Copyright Control) RBH 33 ASCAP/Michael Suski Publishing Designee, fires Sounds, ASCAP/Capitol CMG Paragon, Knows, SOCAN/A Popular Muse, SESAC) RBH Music Corp., SESAC/Niko Moon Publishing, SOCAN/Simmon Plummer
    [Show full text]
  • Boom Operator's Coin/Card Rules
    Fellow Boom Operators, Thank you for making 2018 another outstanding year. Continually, anyone with a background in tankers can see how busy we are by watching the news. Booms around the world provided POTUS support, disaster relief, refueled conflicts in the Middle East, and executed countless coronets, AE missions, and hours of alert. At home, we stayed busy focusing on technical skills such as MITO, chemical defense operations, cargo loading, and integrated missions. Despite this, we continued to develop professionally and personally. The cover of this year’s edition features a photograph from the first KC-46 delivery ceremony at McConnell AFB. Though it occurred this year on 25 January 2019, it wouldn’t have been possible without professionals everywhere completing testing, writing guidance, conducting training, and getting the airfield ready. The work of the last few years brought us the Pegasus in 2019. As we look to the future, we’ll no doubt see continued changes. Though some of these initiatives may change, cancel, or return, I know our career field is always ready and tackles challenges when required. Thank you for serving our great nation, answering the call of duty, and taking care of the Airman to your left and your right. As always, no one kicks ass without tanker gas! //Signed// CHRISTOPHER M. RUECKERT, CMSgt, USAF AMC 1A0 Functional Manager Scott AFB, IL DSN 779-3582 The Boom Signal Dedication Table of Contents Tanker Unit Locations Disclaimer Entries Altus AFB Bangor ANGB Edwards AFB Fairchild AFB Forbes Field ANGB Gen Billy Mitchell ANGB Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst Kadena AB MacDill AFB McConnell AFB Pease ANGB RAF Mildenhall Ramstein AFB Scott AFB Seymour-Johnson AFB Tinker AFB Travis AFB Tyndall AFB Appendix Boom Operator Coin & Card Rules SMSgt Albert L.
    [Show full text]
  • TINY GLOWING SCREENS Pt. 3 Music by Kush Mody Ft
    TINY GLOWING SCREENS Pt. 3 Music by Kush Mody ft. Camila Recchio & Danny McClain Lyrics by George Watsky VERSE 1 A min G D min F G A min G D min F G Vocals b 4 & 4 ’[RAP] ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ b 4 œ. nœ œ n˙ œ. nœ œ n˙ & 4 œ. œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ Piano œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ 4 œ. œ œ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ ˙ ˙ ? b 4 œ ˙ œ ˙ œ. œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ A min G D min F G A min G D min Vox. & b ’ ’ ’ ’ 45 ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ 4 ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ b œ. œ œ 5 n˙ Œ 4 œ. œ œ & œ. nœ œ œ ˙ 4 ˙ ˙ 4 œ. nœ œ œ ˙ w Pno. œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ ˙ w œ nœ œ œ œ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ ? b œ œ ˙ 45 Œ 4 œ ˙ w ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ œ ˙ w A min G D min F G A min G D min F G A min G D min Vox. & b ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ 45 œ. œ œ n˙ œ. œ œ n˙ œ. œ œ 5 & b œ. nœ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ. nœ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ. nœ œ œ ˙ 4 Pno. œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ ˙ œ. œ œ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ ? b œ ˙ œ ˙ œ ˙ 45 œ. œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ. œ œ œ ˙ F G A min C/G D min Bb G D min Vox. 5 4 5 4 & b 4 ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ 4 ’ ’ ’ ’ 4 ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ 4 œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ ’ ’ ’ ’ Freeze freeze freeze b 5 ˙ n˙ Œ 4 œ œ œ ˙ 5 ˙ n˙ Œ 4 œ œ œ œ ˙ w & 4 ˙ ˙ 4 œ.
    [Show full text]
  • New Mexico State Record, 03-05-1920 State Publishing Company
    University of New Mexico UNM Digital Repository New Mexico State Record, 1916-1921 New Mexico Historical Newspapers 3-5-1920 New Mexico State Record, 03-05-1920 State Publishing Company Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalrepository.unm.edu/nm_state_record_news Recommended Citation State Publishing Company. "New Mexico State Record, 03-05-1920." (1920). https://digitalrepository.unm.edu/ nm_state_record_news/191 This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the New Mexico Historical Newspapers at UNM Digital Repository. It has been accepted for inclusion in New Mexico State Record, 1916-1921 by an authorized administrator of UNM Digital Repository. For more information, please contact [email protected]. NEW MEXICO STATE RECORD SUBSCRIPTION $1.50 SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, FRIDAY MARCH 5, 1920 NUMBER 283 SANTA FE AND RUSH FOR OIL LAND .KNIGHTS OF ALBUQUERQUE PYTHIAS COLFAX DONA ANA flour spar properties north of the EACH GET CONVENTION ; REMINDER OF OLD DAYS j AFTER BIG SANITARIUM NEW MEXICO A (city, has been visiting his daughter, ' I . , . i. e c . ! . U.. o. mis weeK. The Republican state central com--! Henry J. Coort, Jr.. of Albuquer- - HuIi II. Williams, chairman of the ine rneips-Uode- e company is de- - Amnnmcnii irr nn umter ... cvaipiif. jpann 7T It mittee which met at the Capitol que and a number of associates have state corporation commission, and . Elding ?f a county fair in "short' Z iSEJfff"?-- OI :a- - ' 'X " building last Saturday disposed of returned from the Seven Lakes oil now serving his third four year term - lnr uc" scnooi Las cruces in IVOl, and a petition n w;.
    [Show full text]
  • Ms. Francis Transcription Completed
    Interview with Ms. Juanita Francis, her niece Akua, and Debra Taylor Total runtime: 1:09:49 Video lasts for about 30 seconds before audio syncs up. [Two of the photos mentioned here ​ are in the Dropbox folder for Ms. Francis.] [[00:00:00]] - DEBRA: Girl… ​ AKUA: Okay. DEBRA: A-- at least. AKUA: A-- and then you think people that don’t work for you, work for you. DEBRA: You gonna ask the questions, you want me to ask ‘em, or how you wanna do it? EMILY: We can -- yeah we can just -- AKUA: You havin’ a conversation? DEBRA & EMILY: Yeah. AKUA: Okay so, what do you want her -- are you lookin at her face, are you lookin’ at the table, what are you doin’? EMILY: I’m looking at the two of you, is that okay? AKUA: Oh! Oh. EMILY: Are you -- Do you wanna be on camera or no? AKUA: I-- I was thinkin’ she was the star, you know. DEBRA: W-- well why can’t you do it together? Yeah. A: But we got different perspectives… D: But that’s okay. D: Then it becomes a conversation, right? A: Yeah, well-- D: Unless you want it separate? A: No, I mean you -- You know what? My thing is so different… Okay I need to turn this down. D: Yeah… I turnt mine down… E: That’s beautiful. (Scuffling and adjustment sounds) A: Um, what do we do if we need to break? Do you just want to-- ? E: We can just pause it and -- That’s okay. We can -- We’ll edit it and stuff… A: So, do we look alright? Let me say that.
    [Show full text]
  • Drunk Detective Starkness
    Vol. 11 june 2019 — issue 6 iNSIDE: DRUNK DETECTIVE STARKNESS - STILL DRINKING HIJACKED - LOUDFEST REDUX - SALACIOUS VEGAN CRUMBS - OF BUTTERFLIES, RAINBOWS & UNICORNS - game of life - SHIT IM SUPPOSED TO LIKE BUT DONT - good movies for bad guys - ANARCHY FROM THE GROUND UP - HAIL SATAN - record reviews - concert calendar texEcstasy My wife traveled to Denton last month to give a keynote address at North Texas State University, the first such plenary 979Represent is a local magazine talk she’s given as a tenure track professor. It is also the first time she has entered the state since she moved for the discerning dirtbag. away from Texas last summer. Upon asking her how her visit was she answered, “the talk was good, Texas is ugly”. I snickered at that. My wife has never liked any- Editorial bored where we’ve lived excepting the Pacific Northwest and Kelly Menace - Kevin Still now the Smoky Mountain Carolinas. I too was in the state at the same time as her except I was attending Art Splendidness LOUD!FEST. But she’s not entirely wrong. Breezing into Katie Killer - Wonko Zuckerberg central Texas for a few days in late May is the wrong way Print jockey to experience Texas, especially if one’s usual ambient Craig mack wilkins view is of mountains, forests, and winding streams. Central Texas is ugly. There’s not much going on. Eek- Folks That Did the Other Shit For Us ing out a living in the Brazos Valley has never been a CREEPY HORSE - tim danger - mike l. downey - Jorge business for the aesthete.
    [Show full text]
  • Cover 11-17-2010.Indd
    fordhamthe university’s journalpaper of news, analysis, comment and review november 17, 2011 Volume XXXIX, issue ix page 2 the paper november 17, 2010 the paper obtained this exclusive footage, showing the GOP takeover of the House in action. Shit. Every issue online and blog posts about everything and nothing. Check us out online: fupaper.wordpress.com Fan mail? Hate mail? “Hardship Overcome During Youth” Write to us! Editors-in-Chief Bobby “Phineas” Cardos the paper Alex “Undescending Testicles” Gibbons c/o Offi ce of Student Leadership and Community Development Executive Editors Fordham University Sean “Poop Boot” Kelly Bronx, NY 10458 Emily “Handwiches” Genetta [email protected] http://groups.google.com/group/fordhampaper News Editors Alex “Virginity” Orf the paper is a product solely of the students. No part of the publication may Sarah “TriSarahTits” Madges be reproduced without written consent of the editors. the paper is produced us- ing Adobe InDesign, Adobe Photoshop, Microsoft Word, and the incredibly hard Arts Editors work of the people to the right. Photos are mostly “borrowed” from Internet sites Kaitlin “The Silent Treatment” Campbell like: www.google.com, www.imdb.com, www.nambla.org, www.rollingstone.com, www.cnn.com, and occasionally taken by us with an old Polaroid we found in the Chris “Illiteracy” Sprindis attic. Sorry mom, subscriptions are not available. Ad rates are unreasonable – don’t ask. Open staff meetings are held Tuesdays at 8PM in RH 236 (2nd fl oor of the Features Editor McGinley Center). Articles and letters to the editor may be submitted via e-mail to Marisa “Dewey Decimal System” Carroll [email protected], or scrawled incoherently with crayons on the inside of a Keystone Light 30-rack.
    [Show full text]
  • Black Technical and Professional Communication November 30, 2020, 1:30 PM Eastern | Transcript
    !1 Black Technical and Professional Communication November 30, 2020, 1:30 PM Eastern | Transcript" Opening Remarks Jennifer Sano-Franchini: [0:00:00] So, hi, I'm Jennifer Sano-Franchini, my pronouns are she/her/hers and I'm Associate Professor of English and Director of Professional and Technical Writing at Virginia Tech. # # And I just want to begin this event with a land acknowledgement. Although we've come together today from many di$erent places, many of the resources that made this event possible are coming from Virginia Tech. And I want to acknowledge the land-based history that's contributed to our ability to come together today. # # Virginia Tech rests on the traditional homelands of the Tutelo/Monacan people who have a continuing connection to the land Virginia Tech currently occupies. Our presence on this land is a consequence of colonization, forced displacement and genocide of indigenous people. Virginia Tech also sits on former plantation land worked by enslaved Black people, including the Fraction McNorton and Saunders families, amongst numerous others, who contributed to the creation and emergence of Virginia Tech as a major land-grant university. # # [0:00:58] Although a land acknowledgement alone is not enough, it's an important social justice practice that makes visible the history and ongoing e$ects of systemic inequality in our society. With this recognition, we commit to educating ourselves about the local histories of the places we occupy, contextualizing our learning by deeply engaging with Native American and Black intellectual traditions, and attending to the impacts of our actions and our work on Black, Indigenous and other minoritized communities.
    [Show full text]