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>> Breaking news, blogs and more: dailytexanonline.com @thedailytexan facebook.com/dailytexan Thursday, April 28, 2011 Education board discusses governor’s proposal for cheaper degree TODAY By Victoria Pagan The board met Wednesday for es, require use of low-cost text- has to be rigorous, targeted, highly not going to be the degree for ev- Daily Texan Staff the first in a series of discussions books and extend credit for rele- structured, competency-based and ery student, but we want to ex- on how to create and implement vant internships, work experience leverage technology, and it must pand their options.” Educators scoffed when Gov. such a plan. Perry said he hopes and previous knowledge shown include multiple pathways and Governor’s adviser David Young Calendar Rick Perry proposed a $10,000 that up to 10 percent of Texas uni- with placement tests to dramati- have extensive faculty support. said the $10,000 degree plan is bachelor’s degree in February, but versity students would graduate cally reduce the cost of education. “We want to create more op- the step Texas needs to make fol- ‘Programming the Texas Higher Education Co- under the model if it succeeds. Van Davis, special projects di- tions for students that keep up the lowing Closing the Gaps, a higher Innate ordinating Board is taking steps The proposed degree will incor- rector for the coordinating board, quality that already exists at our to make his idea a reality. porate online classes and resourc- said in order for the plan to work, it institutions,” Davis said. “This is PLAN continues on PAGE 2 Immunity’ Staci Bilbo, Ph.D., assistant professor of psychology and neuroscience systems at Duke University presents a seminar ALL-YOU- titled “Programming Innate Immunity: Implications for Brain and Behavior Throughout the Lifespan” in the Pharmacy CAN-SING Building 4.114 at 11 a.m. ‘Live Music KARAOKE Capital’ Far from the constraints of a shower, Dr. Elliot Tretter, Department Austinites come in droves to gather around of Geography, presents a talk the flickering screen of an old television. At on the implications of Austin’s New Seoul Karaoke Studio, a man clean- branding itself as the “Live ing out a singing room mentions hearing Music Capital of the World” that people come to sing after heartbreak. will be discussed at the Butler This might seem fitting upon discovering School of Music 2.634 at 4 p.m. that karaoke translates to “empty orchestra.” A study published earlier this year in the ‘Il gattopardo’ journal Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimen- Visconti’s “The Leopard” will tal Research reports that the occasional ka- be screened in celebration of raoke night coupled with casual drinking the 150th anniversary of the can be good for your health. Then again, Unification of Italy in the Mezes there are also reports saying that karaoke Basement at 8 p.m. leads to alcoholism. Whatever the effects, you would be hard- ‘The Pain and pressed to find a person who hasn’t held a the Itch’ microphone in their hand and sung a hor- A satire of the politics of class rendous rendition of a famous song. and race will be shown in the — Ryan Edwards Laboratory Theatre Building at 8 p.m. Mary Kang | Daily Texan Staff ONLINE: Explore the Austin Karaoke goers enjoy their time hanging out with friends at New Seoul Karaoke Studio, located on Airport Boulevard and Pampa Drive. karaoke scene with video Al Stewart Many people consider karaoke to be liberating and a way to let loose. @dailytexanonline.com Cactus Cafe presents Al Stewart at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $28. Today in history 82ND LEGISLATURE Powers works to lower costs, find funds In 2001 By Matthew Stottlemyre compromising University values in suing energy efficiency measures donors and administrators about Senator adds Daily Texan Staff Millionaire Dennis Tito becomes the face of dwindling state funds, and embracing alternative profit how to move forward. the world’s first space tourist. President William Powers Jr. wrote streams, began before the Board of One alternative profit stream, the UT administrators will contin- in an email Tuesday. Regents’ brief appointment of spe- University’s “Longhorn Network” amendment ue to explore ways to incorporate The efforts, including reworking cial adviser Rick O’Donnell opened Campus watch to allow guns technology into academics without undergraduate curriculum, pur- debates among alumni, lawmakers, COST continues on PAGE 2 Human pinball 2/11: System posts job list- 3/1—4/19: Lawmakers, alum- ing for a special adviser. Emails ni and donors speak out against 100 Block West 21st Street 4/21: Texas Exes pass reso- A UT student was observed onto campus later showed board chairman O’Donnell’s position and written 3/24: System reas- lution in support of President bouncing off buildings and Gene Powell and general coun- policy views on the importance signs O’Donnell to a lower position within Powers in response to rumors bumping into trees as he made By Melissa Ayala sel Francie Frederick predeter- of research to higher education the system. that his job may be in jeopardy. his way through campus. During Daily Texan Staff mined who would fill the post. and society. the investigation, the officers detected a very strong odor of Concealed carry on campus alcohol on the student’s breath may have another shot after Sen. Texas Exes distribute let- 4/18: O’Donnell writes letter to and other signs of intoxication. Jeff Wentworth, R-San Antonio, 3/1: Rick O’Donnell be- 3/24: 4/25: Powers distributes Regent Wallace Hall claiming the The officers were unable to added the bill as an amendment to gins work for the UT system ter voicing alumni concern over email summarizing UT’s ef- System and UT Austin withheld comprehend the student. The another bill. as a special adviser to two O’Donnell-backed reforms that sepa- forts to innovate in the face of data and claiming controversy sur- student was taken into custody Wentworth shocked fellow Board of Regents task forces. rate instructional and research funds cuts to state funds. for public intoxication. members when he added his bill, and threaten academic research. rounding him distracts from higher which was presumed dead, as the education reforms. seventh amendment to a higher ed- ucation bill by Sen. Judith Zaffiri- ni, D-Laredo. Zaffirini’s bill, which would reduce reporting require- Men’s rugby head coach ments for universities to hopeful- ly save them money, was up for de- bate Wednesday. calls death ‘freak accident’ Quote to note Wentworth said the amendment contained very similar text to his “I do not believe original bill, which he said would By Ahsika Sanders was hospitalized in Kansas City on Daily Texan Staff that the Arab revolt allow concealed-handgun license April 10 and died in the intensive ‘ holders to “protect themselves.” care unit on April 14. can be stopped.‘ I “This is an amendment that Fatal injuries in rugby are ex- Neuenschwander said the sever- believe there will be would allow the concealed carry tremely rare, despite the sport’s ity of Flores’ injury was a “freak ac- of handguns on campuses of insti- limited protective gear and ag- cident” and came as a shock be- a deepening of the tutions of higher education,” Went- gressive nature, said a men’s rug- cause fatal injuries are very rare in process despite the worth said. “We had a long discus- by coach. rugby. Neuenschwander said rug- sion over the [concealed carry] bill UT women’s rugby club captain by is a very safe sport, and in his attempts to stop in the past couple days. This was a Stephanie Flores died of complica- 20 years of playing, coaching and Erika Rich | Daily Texan Staff it because the ge- last-minute amendment.” tions from a head injury sustained refereeing rugby, he has never seen Butch Neuenschwander, head coach of the UT men’s rugby club Sens. Mario Gallegos, D-Galena during a match in Kansas City two an accident like Flores’ and neither team said that rugby is a safe sport with a strong community. nie has been let out, Park, and Eddie Lucio Jr., D-Browns- weeks ago. However, Butch Neuen- has his coaching staff. schwander, head coach of the men’s “People who don’t understand by officials and coaches take ex- guy can be thrown out of a match has been released.” ville, pulled their support from Went- worth’s bill during the first week of rugby club team at UT, said her rare the sport and see maybe a glimpse treme steps when training players and suspended from playing for and tragic accident doesn’t require of it on TV think its this real- to instill the proper ways to tack- months at a time if he makes some — Ahmed Shawki April, making it two votes short of Editor of the International the 21 votes needed to go up for de- the sport to change its rules. ly rough, barbaric sport, like we’re le safely, and the regulations are kind of dangerous play.” Socialist Review bate as an individual bill. Twenty-two-year-old Flores hit playing tackle football without strictly enforced. UT men’s rugby club’s sports her head after being tackled dur- pads, but that’s not true,” he said. “We take safety very seriously, NEWS PAGE 5 BILL continues on PAGE 2 ing a regional tournament. She Neuenschwander said rug- and players know that,” he said. “A RUGBY continues on PAGE 2 TODAY’S TIP: Water-wise Landscaping P2

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The Daily Texan continues from PAGE 1 Volume 111, Number 194 COST BILL RUGBY deal with ESPN, has already been assigned to fund Gretchen Ritter said faculty began lowering some continues from PAGE 1 continues from PAGE 1 new endowed faculty chairs in physics and philos- early hurdles for first-year students by re-structur- medicine physician Martha Pyron CONTACT US There were at least three planned ophy, Powers wrote. ing large entry-level courses through the Course said there are three categories of Main Telephone: amendments to Wentworth’s “We must cultivate innovation, exploring Transformation Program that began last fall. She potentially fatal injuries in sports: (512) 471-4591 amendment, which define legal new, more effective pathways for how our stu- said despite the costs associated with developing head injuries that could be as mi- weapons, establish secure storage of Editor: dents and faculty learn and create new knowl- interactive classroom and educational technology, nor as a concussion, cardiac inju- Lauren Winchester guns in dorms and exclude prima- edge,” Powers wrote. the University benefits by increasing the number ries that could cause heart prob- (512) 232-2212 ry and secondary schools on college Faculty Council chair Dean Neikirk said every- of students who complete courses. lems and lung conditions such [email protected] campuses from the mandate. one involved in the debate wants to make things “I think there is a deep appreciation of the im- as asthma. Zaffirini said the move “disap- Retail Advertising: better, but an honest disagreement exists between portance of the in-classroom experience for student Pyron said in the last 30 pointed and flabbergasted” her. Zaf- (512) 471-1865 some outside reformers and some faculty and ad- learning, and the way students benefit from being years, rugby has been adapted [email protected] firini and other senators met at the ministration within the educational system. with peers and top faculty and engaging in inquiry to make the sport safer, but that front of the room and spoke about Classified Advertising: “I think faculty are very invested in continual- experiences,” Ritter said. “We wouldn’t want to do doesn’t mean there is no risk of the unexpected amendment for 10 (512) 471-5244 ly improving. It’s something we do all the time,” things that would replace that experience.” serious injury. minutes before she decided to close [email protected] Neikirk said. “Suggesting that we aren’t interested Student regent Kyle Kalkwarf said the Regents’ “The risk that [is specific to] discussion on it for the day. She said in change is incorrect and offensive, and I think Task Force on Blended and Online Learning, of rugby is that it does not allow any The Texan strives to present all information Wentworth already has the 16 votes some of these claims come from people who which he is a member, has heard presentations rigid material on the player,” she fairly, accurately and completely. If needed to pass the amendment. If we have made an error, let us know haven’t really bothered to understand what goes from two research groups collaborating with UT said. “They are not allowed to wear about it. Call (512) 232-2217 or e-mail it passes, Zaffirini said she will kill on in higher education.” on the Course Transformation Program and from helmets, but they can wear a skull [email protected]. her bill as a result. The bill will be He said most faculty have firsthand knowledge of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. cap with padding inside that pro- on the floor again today. the efforts the president outlined in his letter, but see- The foundation supports the Open Learning vides a little bit of protection but COPYRIGHT ing the efforts under way at UT summarized and con- Initiative, which offers free online courses in an ef- “I did not expect this amend- not a lot.” Copyright 2011 Texas Student Media. All textualized helped quell some concerns over the direc- fort to develop new education methods. UT and ment,” Zaffirini said. “It is very con- Pyron agrees that Flores’ fatal articles, photographs and graphics, both tion proposed reforms could carry the University. about eight other Texas schools are participating troversial among university regents, injury was a very uncommon in- in the print and online editions, are the Vice provost for undergraduate education in the initiative. and it should stand as its own bill.” cident. She’s been tending to the property of Texas Student Media and may men’s rugby team for eight years not be reproduced or republished in part and has only seen one neck inju- or in whole without written permission. ry on an opposing team that could have been severe. CORRECTION PLAN continues from PAGE 1 She also said rarity does not education plan adopted in 2000 to Paredes said the plan also work on getting a structured “I think it’s absurd,” Gunn eliminate the risk. Because of a reporting error “This was a really rare thing that in Tuesday’s page 5 news story strengthen student participation, needs to incorporate paid in- plan together before the next said. “Part of his plan to give success, excellence and research. ternships for academic credit state legislative session begins people an education with happened, but it is still possible,” about smoking, the story should she said. “Especially in a contact have said Emily Morris is a public “By 2010, [Texas universities] and allow students to apply pre- in 2013. $10,000 requires capping the sport that doesn’t provide any real health student. increased enrollment by 122,000 vious work and experience to Deputy Commissioner David price of textbooks, but the text- students,” Young said. “How do course credit. Gardner said he was surprised book market is one that profes- head protection.” Because of a reporting error, we pay for the expansion? Now “This is relevant if you are the governor’s proposal during sors cannot control.” Pyron said one of the most chal- Wednesday’s page 1 story on the we have a new challenge.” trying to get a baccalaureate in his February State of the State Ad- Government professor Bry- lenging things in sports medicine is Live Tobacco-Free Austin campaign At a press conference Wednes- nursing, and you’ve been a med- dress was met with skepticism. an Jones said in order for the ex- determining when to recommend misidentified Emily Morris. She day, the board’s commissioner ic in Afghanistan,” Paredes said. Associate communication pro- tensive incorporation of online changing the rules of the sport or should have been identified as a Raymund Paredes said the board “You should be able to receive a fessor Joshua Gunn said that he coursework to succeed, professors how it is played. graduate student at the Austin “At what point do you change the branch of the University of Texas will use online schools, such as lot of credit from that.” supports the plan in concept, but will have to interact with students DeVry University, as models. Paredes said the board will he doesn’t believe it will succeed. either online or in person. rules of the game all depends on the Health Science Center at Houston. number of injuries and how many people are really having problems,” This newspaper was printed with she said. “I’m not so sure rugby is The Daily Texan pride by The Daily Texan and at the point that they need to make Texas Student Media. that kind of change.” Permanent Staff Editor ...... 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NEWS BRIEFLY United States experiences rise in children raised by one parent Tornado storm hits four states, kills 72 people Obama seeks to dispel rumors MIAMI — One in four children in by releasing birth certificate the United States is being raised by a By Holbrook Mohr & Jay Reeves single parent — a percentage that has WASHINGTON — Responding The been on the rise and is higher than to critics’ relentless claims, Pres- other developed countries, according ident Barack Obama produced a TUSCALOOSA, Ala. — A to a report released Wednesday. detailed Hawaii birth certificate on wave of tornado-spawning storms Of the 27 industrialized coun- Wednesday in an extraordinary at- strafed the South on Wednesday, tries studied by the Organisation tempt to bury the issue of where splintering buildings across hard- for Economic Cooperation and De- he was born and confirm his legit- hit Alabama and killing 72 people velopment, the U.S. had 25.8 per- imacy to hold office. He declared, in four states. cent of children being raised by a “We do not have time for this kind At least 58 people died in Ala- single parent, compared with an of silliness.” bama alone, including 15 or more average of 14.9 percent across the By going on national TV from when a massive tornado devas- other countries. the White House, Obama por- tated Tuscaloosa. The mayor said Ireland was second (24.3 per- trayed himself as a voice of reason sections of the city that’s home to cent), followed by New Zealand amid a loud, lingering debate on the University of Alabama have (23.7 percent). Greece, Spain, Ita- his birth status. Though his person- been destroyed, and the city’s in- ly and Luxemborg had among the al attention to the issue elevated it frastructure is devastated. lowest percentages of children in as never before, Obama said to Re- Eleven deaths were reported in single-parent homes. publican detractors that it is time to Mississippi, two in Georgia and Experts point to a variety of fac- move on to bigger issues. one in Tennessee. tors to explain the high U.S. fig- The certificate says Obama was News footage showed paramed- ure, including a cultural shift to- born to an American mother and ics lifting a child out of a flattened ward greater acceptance of single- Kenyan father, in Hawaii, which Tuscaloosa home, with many parent child rearing. The U.S. also makes him eligible to hold the of- neighboring buildings in the city lacks policies to help support fam- fice of president. Obama released a of more than 83,000 also reduced ilies, including childcare at work standard short form before he was to rubble. A hospital there said its Dusty Compton | Associated Press and national paid maternity leave, elected in 2008 but requested cop- emergency room had admitted at which are commonplace in other Bystanders look on at storm damage along 15th street in Tuscaloosa, Ala. A strong tornado moved through the ies of his original birth certificate least 100 people. countries. city Wednesday afternoon. from Hawaii officials this week in “What we faced today was mas- hopes of quieting the controversy. Compiled from Associated Press reports sive damage on a scale we have not astation, and we commend the he- couldn’t stay in it. Water pipes walked down the street, spray- seen in Tuscaloosa in quite some roic efforts of those who have been broke; it was flooding the base- painting symbols on houses they time,” Mayor Walter Maddox told working tirelessly to respond to this ment,” he said. “We had people had checked for people who might reporters, adding that he expected disaster,” Obama said in a statement. coming in telling us another storm be inside. his city’s death toll to rise. Maddox said authorities were was coming in about four or five Many around the region were The storm system spread de- having trouble communicating, and hours, so we just packed up.” happy to survive unscathed even struction Tuesday night and 1,400 National Guard soldiers were Storms also killed two people in if their houses didn’t. In Choctaw Wednesday from Texas to Geor- being deployed around the state. Georgia and one in Tennessee on County, Miss., 31-year-old Melanie gia, and it was forecast to hit the The flashing lights of emergency ve- Wednesday. Cade patched holes in her roof after Carolinas next before moving hicles could be seen on darkened In eastern Tennessee, a woman it was heavily damaged overnight. further northeast. streets all over town, and some were was killed by falling trees in her “The room lit up, even though President Barack Obama said using winches to remove flipped ve- trailer in Chattanooga. Just out- the power was out. Stuff was blow- he had spoken with Alabama Gov. hicles from the roadside. side the city in Tiftonia, what ap- ing into the house, like leaves and Robert Bentley and approved his As he walked away from the peared to be a tornado also struck bark. Rain was coming in side- request for emergency federal as- wreckage, trees and power lines at the base of the tourist peak ways,” she said, adding that they sistance, including search and crisscrossed residential streets, Lookout Mountain. managed to scurry into a bath- rescue assets. and police cars and utility trucks Tops were snapped off trees and room. “I didn’t care what hap- “Our hearts go out to all those blocked a main highway. insulation and metal roof panels pened to the house,” Cade said. “I who have been affected by this dev- “The house was destroyed. We littered the ground. Police officers was just glad we got out of there.”

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When we met with UT President William Powers Jr. last fall, he stressed that his focus in the upcoming legislative session would be “budget cuts, budget cuts, budget cuts.” We never imagined that in the middle of a legis- lative session that will have enormous impli- cations for Texas higher education, internal politics within the UT System would compli- cate his ability to protect UT funding. And we definitely never fathomed that only five years into a presidency marked by higher rankings and successful efforts to recruit renowned professors, Powers’ job could possibly be in jeopardy. On Tuesday, the Texas Exes alumni organi- zation issued a resolution in support of Pow- ers and his belief that the University should champion academic research as a means to educate students and enhance its academic reputation. While Exes president Richard Leshin acknowledged that he lacks firsthand knowledge of Powers’ job security, he said his sources are “very good” and he certainly had enough faith in them to email the Powers resolution to more than 200,000 alumni. Adding to speculation, Powers sent a rare campus-wide email Tuesday defending his work at UT and describing his vision for a 21st century research university. The email did not directly address recent controver- sies about the Board of Regents or rumors about his job security. However, the email’s timing — one day after the Exes’ resolution — and subject matter — defending academic You should care about the Farm Bill research while powerful figures devalue it paints a bleak picture. If Powers’ position is in danger, it is likely because of his opposition to reforms support- By Kate Clabby set a target price for commodity crops. But and soy), and the list goes on. Americans ed by a number of influential conservatives, Daily Texan Columnist unlike the old farm programs, its objective are famous for spending a smaller percent- the most prominent of whom is Gov. Rick was to keep crops on the market even — and age of our paycheck on food than citizens Perry. Unlike the Board of Regents and High- If you are like most college students, you especially — when prices were unsustainably of any other nation. We pay for that food, er Education Coordinating Board, Powers is have probably made a meal out of instant low. Today, when prices drop below the cost in part, through our taxes. But we also pay

neither a Perry appointee nor is he beholden ramen. Sure, it’s pretty nutritionally empty of production, farmers of corn, soybeans, for its consequences in our famously high to him. Perry is very cavalier about giving ap- but it’s easy to make, it tastes all right and wheat, rice and cotton sell them anyway. health care bills. pointments to political allies and big donors most of all, it’s cheap. Opposition to U.S. farm subsidies comes in return for their loyalty, so it’s no surprise In the search for cheap calories, you have from a diverse chorus of critics. Health ad-

that while UT administrators, students and probably also had your fair share of fast food, vocates blame them for contributing to our alumni have unequivocally voiced their sup- frozen pizzas and candy. You may have even country’s obesity epidemic. Environmental port for academic research, the regents and wished that fresh vegetables did not seem like activists condemn them for promoting un- the coordinating board are still trying to force such an expensive extravagance in comparison sustainable farming methods and factory the governor’s agenda upon UT. to processed junk. But contrary to what “ farms. Many conservatives criticize them Perry is notorious for eliminating defec- But contrary to what you might think, as wasteful government spending. Republi- tors. Two years ago, several Texas Tech re- that processed junk is not cheap by some you might think, can Speaker of the House John Boehner has gents were pressured to resign because they accident of the free market. Cheap junk referred to the Farm Bill as a “slush fund.” supported Kay Bailey Hutchinson in her pri- food is a result of deliberate government processed junk is not And the World Trade Organization, which mary campaign against Perry. He also has a policy. Most of that policy is determined cheap by some accident opposes agricultural subsidies because reputation for isolating himself from the pos- by the Farm Bill, a 1,769 page, $288 billion “ they prevent fair international competition sibility of criticism or scrutiny. During his last piece of legislation that affects nearly every of the free market. among farmers, has ruled U.S. cotton sub- campaign, Perry refused to meet with news- aspect of our food, fiber and fuel system. sidies illegal. paper editorial boards or debate his opponent Most consumers know little about it. And If we want to end farm subsidies, we will Bill White. it’s up for reauthorization in 2012. have to find a better way to stabilize prices Clearly, the governor expects everybody Today’s farm bill has roots in a series of for farmers from year to year. It will be com- to play for Team Perry, and he’s certainly Depression-era farm programs created in plicated, but I think it’s worth it. Maybe you not accustomed to the resistance Powers response to a legitimate farm crisis. Farm- disagree. Either way, you should be a part and other Longhorns have mounted. Un- ers were producing so much that prices of the discussion that shapes the 2012 Farm fortunately, Perry holds most of the cards. dropped precipitously. In response, farm- Then the government sends a check that Bill. And it’s not just agricultural subsidies In the UT System, presidents are appointed ers planted even more to try to pull in keeps them in business. that are at stake. The Farm Bill authorizes by the Board of Regents, and the Board of more money, which depressed prices even So farmers grow as much as possible, and funding and administration of the Sup- Regents is appointed by the governor. One further. Overplanting also made land vul- American grocery store shelves have re- plemental Nutrition Assistance Program, would hope the regents would consider the nerable to erosion — once-fertile farmland mained stocked with incredibly cheap food. formerly known as “food stamps.” It helps opinions of the massive coalition of UT stu- started literally blowing away. But not all food is subsidized, which is why determine the content of school lunches. It dents and alumni that formed in response to The main government response was to some food is cheaper than other food. Veg- determines whether and how the govern- reform efforts, but at the end of the day the create a system of loans that farmers could etable farmers, for example, can’t count on ment subsidizes the production of biofuel. regents know where their bread is buttered. use to store grain until prices recovered. government checks and have to sell their But unless you tell them otherwise, your With this in mind, we applaud Powers for If prices never recovered, the government food at prices high enough to pay their legislators will assume that you’d rather they protecting the University’s academic reputa- agreed to buy the grain. New Deal farm pro- expenses. Most of the crops that the Farm leave the Farm Bill to the agriculture com- tion, even when it pits him against those with grams also included incentives for farmers Bill subsidizes are used as feed for factory- mittee and focus on issues more relevant to the power to remove him from office. to idle sensitive land, which helped ensure farmed animals and as raw materials for your life. We need to tell them that it is rel- We’ve always had some qualms with Pow- that it would remain suitable for planting processed foods. evant to our lives and that we do care. We ers’ administration, particularly on issues year after year. Which brings us back to the ramen need to demand that the media give it cov- such as domestic partner benefits and gen- But in 1973, legislators responded to citi- noodles. According to the ingredients list, erage. We need to make sure that the 2012 der equity. But when the core of UT’s aca- zen concern over rising food prices with a it contains enriched wheat flour (wheat), Farm Bill reflects the interests of everyone demic reputation and quality is under attack, new Farm Bill, designed to ensure that cheap partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil (cot- who’s affected — and that includes you. we’re glad he’s on our side. food would always be readily available. Like ton), soy sauce (wheat and soy), hydrolyzed — Douglas Luippold for the editorial board the old farm programs, the 1973 Farm Bill corn, wheat and soy protein (corn, wheat, Clabby is an English senior.

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ing experience. “I love works of art and art- NEWS BRIEFLY “I’m looking forward to work- ists and placing them in pub- Director of Blanton Museum ing with students lic view,” Rifkin said. STARS AND STRIPES closely and help- “To work with actual resigns to focus on teaching ing them with their works of art is some- The Blanton Museum of Art learning skills,” thing very few peo- Director Ned Rifkin will resign Rifkin said. ple get to do in their from his position May 31. Rifkin said lifetime, especially Rifkin has been the director he plans to start art historians.” for two years, as well a profes- teaching two Simone Wicha, the sor of art and art history. He said courses next Blanton Museum’s he decided to resign because he spring. He said he deputy director for wants to focus on teaching. This will miss work- external affairs and semester, he taught a Plan II Ju- ing closely with art Ned Rifkin operations, will be the nior Seminar called “1962: Era and his wonder- Blanton Museum of new director, effective of Conflict, Crisis and Creativi- ful colleagues at Art Director June 1. ty” and said it was a rich teach- the museum. — Yvonne Marquez Middle East revolutions may continue

By Allison Harris Daily Texan Staff

Revolutions that swept across Tu- nisia, Egypt and Libya will contin- ue to spread throughout the Middle East, the editor of a socialist maga- Ryan Edwards | Daily Texan Staff zine said Wednesday. Retired Col. Shelby Little stands in front of the Capitol to commemorate Confederate History and Heritage Ahmed Shawki, editor of the In- Month. This year marks the 150th anniversary of the Civil War. ternational Socialist Review, spoke about his experiences reporting from inside Egypt during the revolution to about 90 people at a meeting spon- sored by the UT chapter of the Inter- Bike safety, awareness poses concern on roads national Socialist Organization. Shawki said revolutions in the By Huma Munir Sam Cortez, a bicycle coordinator “There are a lot of ways you can Middle East will continue despite re- Shereen Ayub | Daily Texan Staff Daily Texan Staff for UT Parking and Transportation protect yourself,” Schaubert said. pressive responses by leaders such as Services, said cyclists should wear a She said the key is to be visible to Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Socialist activist and journalist Ahmed Shawki gives his firsthand account of the Egyptian revolution Wednesday evening. An Austin resident died Saturday helmet, make proper stops at stop other road users and practice pre- “I do not believe that the Arab re- after a dark-colored SUV hit his bi- signs, signal their turns by hand and dictable behaviors. volt can be stopped,” he said. “I be- cycle around midnight on South be more observant on the road. Broadcast journalism senior Ash- lieve there will be a deepening of the tion of sociopolitical relations and figures such as former Minister Lamar Boulevard, according to the “Everyone [should] be aware of ley Jennings said she doesn’t consid- process despite the attempts to stop geopolitical relations in the whole of the Interior Habib el-Adli, who Austin Police Department. the rules and regulations of operat- er it safe to ride her bike to campus it because the genie has been let out, region,” he said. awaits trial May 21. Andrew Runciman, a 24-year- ing a bicycle,” Cortez said. because she does not trust drivers to [it] has been released.” Mathematics senior Michael “It’s not clear if these cases will old computer programmer, was not The Austin Cycling Association, be aware of cyclists. Shawki said the U.S. will be forced Schwartz, a member of the UT chap- constitute a change in the way the wearing a helmet but had a work- a Central Texas bicycling organiza- “I am one of those aggressive to deal with whatever governments ter of the International Socialist Or- government relates to the people,” ing taillight and headlight, accord- tion, offers safety courses on how to drivers who doesn’t watch out like emerge from the revolution in Egypt ganization, said the organization in- he said. “Change of faces without a ing to KVUE. operate a bike and educates bikers [they] should,” Jennings said. and revolutions in other Middle vited Shawki to discuss historically change of regime, so far.” The incident is one of more than on traffic laws, said association vice Mechanical engineering junior Eastern countries. significant events. Brownlee said Egypt will like- 100 auto-bike collisions that have president Eileen Schaubert. Jose Navar said drivers in Austin “You try to win over, co-opt, con- “What you’re seeing is an entire ly remain a strong U.S. ally, but the occurred in Austin this year, ac- Traffic Skills 101 is a course de- take much more caution when pass- trol, redirect a section of it to make region, which was mostly ruled by U.S. can expect a relationship with cording to APD. Bicyclists riding signed to educate bicyclists on traf- ing cyclists compared to cities such demands that are more palatable to dictatorships, many of which are more disagreements. in between vehicles, running red fic laws and bike safety, includ- as El Paso where people normally the long-term interests,” he said. backed by the United States; you’re “What the people in Egypt want lights and not adhering to the right- ing how to communicate with oth- don’t ride bicycles. Shawki said he believes the real seeing a massive transformation,” is not always what the people in the of-way are the main causes of col- er road users, change lanes and ap- He said he has been riding his reason behind U.S. military inter- he said. U.S. want,” he said. lisions, said senior police officer proach intersections, Schaubert bike to campus for two months and vention in Libya is to gain the right Jason Brownlee, associate gov- Physics graduate student Anindya Veneza Aguinaga. said. The course is offered once hasn’t been in any serious situations. to intervene in the region, especially ernment and Middle Eastern stud- Dey attended the talk. “Bicyclists have to adhere to all a month and is split into two sec- “On bigger streets, when cars are in Saudi Arabia, not to save lives. ies professor, said it is impossible to “Being an eyewitness, he could ac- automobile laws if they are riding tions, which cost $30 dollars each, going a little faster, it’s scary, but it’s “The loss of Saudi Arabia in the predict the impact of the Egyptian tually give a real flavor of the move- on the streets,” she said. she said. not too bad,” Navar said. Gulf means a complete transforma- revolution, despite action against ment on ground,” he said.

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CLUB SPOTLIGHT FENCING SIDELINE Pre-med student takes a stab at fencing NBA PLAYOFFS

By Lauren Giudice GRIZZLIES Daily Texan Staff

Wes Stafford spends his free time stabbing people but aspires to heal them one day. On Tuesday, Stafford was elected SPURS president of the UT fencing club for the 2011-12 year. He is also a pre- med student and has hopes of be- coming a doctor. “There are a lot of really person- 76ERS al reasons as to why I want to be a doctor,” Stafford said. “Most impor- tantly though, I want to help people. I have the ability to, so I feel like it’s something I need to do.” The fencing team participated in HEAT a national tournament earlier this month at the University of Chi- cago. Stafford had an outstanding performance, only losing four out of 30 epee bouts. The men’s epee team came in fifth overall. NUGGETS “We went up five places from last year and finished a lot stronger,” Stafford said. “A lot of the weapons did much better than they did last year.” As a pre-med student, academics THUNDER are important in Wes’ life, but fenc- ing is what keeps him sane through all of the organic chemistry and biology classes. Fanny Trang | Daily Texan Staff NHL PLAYOFFS FENCING continues on PAGE 7 Texas senior Wes Stafford practices with the UT fencing club on Tuesday. CANADIENS SOFTBALL THE DAN RANT NO. 3 TEXAS 3, No. 17 BAYLOR 0 The Thunder BRUINS Luna leads Longhorns to win over Bears is America’s By Sara Beth Purdy Daily Texan Staff favorite team LIGHTNING Sophomore all-American pitcher Blaire Luna tied for the in the playoffs lead in the NCAA for complete game shutouts. Luna fired her 14th shutout of the season and 25th of her career in the Long- By Dan Hurwitz PENGUINS horns’ 3-0 victory against the Daily Texan Columnist 17th-ranked Baylor Bears. Luna lowered her ERA to .91 on the Hear that rumbling coming season while striking out 10 and from the distance? walking three. Luna’s ERA ranks It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No! It’s second best in the Big 12. The Thunder. The Oklahoma City Texas defense gave up three hits Thunder, that is. The NBA team on the night but was able to pre- is on its way to the second round BASEBALL AMERICA vent a Baylor score without an of the playoffs. error. This victory brought Luna Watching the Thunder on TV STANDINGS to a record of 25-2 on the season is the closest we are getting to rain and is the 55th victory of her ca- in Central Texas, and its sound 1 Virginia reer. The third-ranked Long- is beautiful. horns are now 43-4 on the sea- Do you hear it? It sounds very 2 South Carolina son and remain undefeated at familiar. It sounds kind of like Oregon State 12-0 in conference play. Trent Lesikar | Daily Texan file photo “The Star-Spangled Banner.” 3 “I felt good with my perfor- Texas freshman Rachel Fox swings during Texas’ 3-0 win over Texas Women’s University last week. That’s because the Thunder has 4 Vanderbilt mance,” Luna said. “I definite- a new nickname: America’s team. ly was just trying to stay focused fourth inning, when an RBI sin- during the top of the fifth inning. RBI, raising her batting average Everybody loves the Thunder, 5 Florida and get ready in the bull pen and gle by the sophomore first base- This home run marks the 12th to .370 on the season. and they have good reason to. come out and be effective.” man Kim Bruins brought home of the season for Hooks and the Bruins also had a produc- First of all, they are young and 6 Texas A&M The Texas offense started off senior Amy Hooks. After break- 35th of her career. Hooks led the tive night on offense with two exciting, which coincidentally are the night slow but ended the ing the Texas career home run offense against the Bears with a hits and an RBI. She extended two characteristics Americans 7 Texas game strong, with three runs off record against Texas Tech last 2-for-4 performance Wednes- her current hitting streak to five love about anything. People don’t of nine hits. The scoring seal was weekend, Hooks took it one step day while scoring a total of two 8 State not broken until the top of the further by firing a solo home run runs and was responsible for one LUNA continues on PAGE 7 THUNDER continues on PAGE 7 9 Florida State INTRAMURALS TRACK AND FIELD 10 Cal State Fullerton LONGHORNS IN THE NFL DRAFT 11 Texas Christian Senior dominates event By Austin Laymance 12 Georgia Tech 13 Fresno State he 2011 NFL Draft kicks off tonight with the and his versatility will make him an enticing prospect in track and field meet first round. Here’s a prospective look at the in the mid-second round. But Acho has been labeled 14 Oklahoma draft prospects for the Longhorns hoping to a “tweener,” and that could mean he comes off the By Chris Medina that ended, I started running because hear their names called. board in the third round. 15 Southern MississippI Daily Texan Staff it was something I could do on my T Best-case scenario: No. 61 to San Diego Miami own. It was inexpensive, and it kept 16 In a night full of close races at the me in shape.” Aaron Williams, DB Stetson annual intramural track and field From the get-go, Kincaid thought 17 meet, spectators had to wait only 12 of running as nothing more than Curtis Brown, DB 18 North Carolina minutes for a blowout to occur. a punishment. Williams has the build of an NFL corner, but he Fifth-year senior Jena Kincaid “I hated running in high school,” could see himself slide out of the first round because 19 Oklahoma State lined up for the 1,500 meter along- Kincaid reminisced. “It was always of a poor showing at the NFL Scouting Combine. Brown is projected to go late in the second round side a large field of competitors. At related to punishment. If you messed He did redeem himself somewhat with a strong at the soonest but should hear his name called on 20 California the ear-blistering crack of the gun, up, if you were late or if you did any- performance at the Texas pro day, shaving his time Friday. Brown was limited at the Longhorns’ pro day the women took off and remained thing wrong, then you had to run. I in the 40-yard dash down to 4.44 seconds (He ran it because of an illness, but he did open many scouts’ mostly even for the first lap. h at e d it .” in 4.56 at the Combine). Pittsburgh head coach Mike eyes at the NFL Combine in which his 39.5-inch But then, before anyone could With a family history of staying ac- Tomlin was on hand to watch Williams work out and vertical leap lead all defensive backs. The second even comment on how close it was, tive and love for any sport, running look for the Steelers to take the Round Rock native at team All-Big 12 selection could make an immediate Kincaid vaulted into first and never can turn into many things for a for- the end of the first round. impact on special teams or play the nickel — He has the size and speed to make plays as a rookie. looked back. mer athlete. Best-case scenario: No. 31 to Pittsburgh CHECK OUT She finished in five minutes and “My dad ran pretty consistently; he Best-case scenario: No. 51 to Tampa Bay fourty-five seconds. Kincaid was so worked out a lot,” Kincaid said. “He CHECK OUT far ahead of the pack, she had finished never really ran long distance though, CHECK OUT the race, bent over to catch her breath, just around three to five miles. I guess , DE/LB was told her time and got two high- I just got addicted to it. It’s a good , DB Coverage on: fives before second place finished. stress reliever. It’s easy and doesn’t Men’s golf High school experience? She had take a lot of skill; it just takes a lot Acho was a model of consistency at Texas, and NFL none. Coach or parent to push her to of discipline, and that’s what I liked teams know what they are getting with him. Acho is Brown will be the third Texas taken Women’s tennis run? She did not need that either. about it when I started so late. I didn’t a high-character guy who understands the game, but in the 2011 NFL Draft, but the Houston native won’t Men’s & Women’s track “I started running just for fun after he doesn’t have the size for NFL teams to take him in come off the board until Saturday. Brown turned high school,” Kincaid said. “I played the first round. Acho can play with his hand in the dirt @dailytexanonline.com volleyball in high school, and when RUNNER continues on PAGE 7 or drop back in coverage from the position, Continues on PAGE 7 SPTS/CLASS P7

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FENCING continues from PAGE 6 “This is a strong family,” Stafford said. facial expressions and all your emo- a sword that’s trying to stab you. That “It’s something I can depend on. It’s tions are behind a mask. So it’s very focus allows you to just concentrate something that a lot of people can de- much a contained, personal thing that on one thing.” pend on. This team has gotten a lot clos- you develop.” Wes uses that same detached focus in er since I’ve been here.” Although fencing is something Wes his studies and everyday life. He started fencing when he was loves, being an athlete and a pre-med “I would go crazy if I couldn’t 10 and then quit in high school for student can be difficult. Time manage- stab something on a regular basis,” swim team. ment is key in balancing the two. Stafford said. “I came to UT, and a friend said that “It’s really tough and overwhelm- Cole Christensen, a sophomore on the there was a fencing team here, and I ing sometimes to keep up with school team, is one of the fencers who respects thought, ‘I haven’t stabbed somebody in and fencing,” he said. “There are a lot of Wes for his achievements in fencing awhile,’” Stafford said. “So I came back sleepless nights and praying involved.” and academics. and started fencing again and got really But the focus that he has learned to “Wes brings a level of expertise that involved in it, and it’s kind of taken off maintain while fencing has helped him you don’t see in a lot of clubs around since then.” in his studies. Texas,” Christensen said. “Wes knows Fencing appeals to him because of the “When you get on the strip, there what he’s doing, and he’s actually truly combination of strategy and athleticism. is nothing else except the person in reliable as a fencer and as a person. He “It’s a very personal thing,” Stafford front of you,” he said. “It’s not really is really inspirational, especially to peo- said. “You’re behind a mask, and all your even the person. It’s the thing holding ple who have never fenced before.”

RUNNER continues from PAGE 6 LoNGHoRNs IN have to learn anything about it; I just times now. My best time for that was had to work at it.” 3 hours, 32 minutes.” THE NFL DRAFT Kincaid’s late love for the art of This commitment to run requires running eventually led her to accom- not only physical toughness but also continues from PAGE 6 plish a feat that only a few people mental toughness. have done, usually only once. “I would like to stay in Austin [to heads in his workouts, proving to be healthy “I eventually built up and started teach],” Kincaid said. “There aren’t after a forearm injury and ran the second-best running marathons,” Kincaid said. many jobs in education right now time in the three-cone drill (6.5 seconds) among “Over the past five years, I’ve run though. I am just trying to finish defensive backs at the Combine. His 4.35-second eight. I really love the Austin Mara- up strong in school and eventually 40-yard dash at the Texas pro day and thon. It’s awesome. I’ve run that five search for a job.” Best-case scenario: No. 155 to Washington

Jack Dempsey | Associated Press “Mr. Irrelevant” Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant shoots against Denver Nuggets center Nene during the Nuggets 104-101 win Monday in Denver. The infamous moniker is given to the player selected with the last pick of the seventh and final round of the NFL Draft, and a pair of THUNDER continues from PAGE 6 Longhorns could join Mr. Irrelevant as seventh- round selections. Offensive linemen Michael want to watch a team full of video iPods. Durant. Russell Westbrook, Serge Ibaka Huey benched 225 pounds 35 times during pro They want iPad 2s. and James Harden, all 22 or younger, give day, more than any lineman at the Combine and The Thunder is the NBA’s third-youngest the Thunder a solid core of versatile play- could receive a phone call as the draft winds team, with the average age of its players at ers who, for the most part, are selfless and down. Eddie Jones has enough just more than 25 years old. complement Durant’s play. size to merit a pick and could wind up in San This includes the now four-year NBA America likes selflessness. People don’t Diego, as the Chargers are known to spend late- veteran and back-to-back scoring champ want to see a player get a spectacle like round selections on a special teams prospect. Kevin Durant, who, believe it or not, is still “The Decision” and then go on to screw only 22. over an entire city. In Austin, we all know about Durant. We Have you ever heard anyone say they just know he is not just a great basketball player can’t stand the Thunder? I certainly haven’t. but a great guy. He is also grateful for what I’ve said this once, and I’ll say it again: Ev- LUNA he has and what he’s accomplished. He’s not eryone loves the Thunder. continues from PAGE 6 the egotistic star player who needs to be in Part of this has to do with the Thunder the spotlight. lacking any real rivals. It’s not like what the games, which is the best streak of her career. America saw this first-hand this sum- Lakers and Celtics have. “Our offense is just amazing because once mer. Kind of. When Durant signed a five- The only reason to possibly dislike them somebody starts hitting, it spreads to every- year $86 million contract extension last would be because they are playing your fa- body else,” said freshman shortstop Taylor summer, it was just a side note. That was vorite team. But it still shouldn’t both- Thom. “If you do not get the at-bat you want, because meanwhile, another superstar, Le- er you too much. And if you dislike them the person behind you will. It is all about heart Bron James, had the world on the edge its just because they play in the same state as and drive, and we want to win ball games.” seat as he eventually “took his talents to the Sooners, then get a life. For the first Up next for the Longhorn’s is the 15th- South Beach.” time, the state of Oklahoma has some- ranked Oklahoma Sooners this weekend in Durant didn’t want to put the Thunder thing great. They do have casinos, but Austin. Tickets are almost sold out for one of through the same ordeal that Cleveland, drinks aren’t free and there is a 50-cent the most anticipated games of the season. and the other LeBron suitors had ante for each hand of blackjack, so I will “I am really looking forward to the OU to go through. If he did, there would be a just call that good. 1 game,” said freshman outfielder Brejae huge distraction right now as the Thunder The Thunder is good for Oklahoma. It’s Ryan Edwards | Daily Texan Staff Washington. “The Big 12 is actually better fights for an NBA championship. good for America. And it’s good for you. Fifth-year senior Jena Kincaid after her win in the 1,500 meter race in than it has ever been, and I cannot wait for There is much more to the Thunder than May the Thunder roll. the Texas intramural championship on Wednesday. t h at g am e .” day, month day, 2008 CLASSIFIEDS 3B

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Bands’ latest integrate low-fidelity sound, punk scene THIRSTY continues from PAGE 10 By Francisco Marin ber, also produced Lily Allen, Amy some sort of gimmick. ners of the world like a new-age Mar- sides. (If you’re so inclined, mix, booze and garnishes. Daily Texan Staff Winehouse and Adele. One thing Black Lips and Vivi- co Polo. Ramone talks about the Vivi- do a Google image search Once you’ve made those, the For Vivian Girls, singer- an Girls do share though is the an Girls’ latest , , the of “Bloody Mary” to see one result is an unhealthy, deli- It isn’t necessary, at least for Black guitarist al- ON THE WEB: true, quintessential spirit of way you would describe an existential with crab legs sticking out cious, spicy nectar of Dio- Lips and Vivian Girls, to cite the grow- ways asserted that the band Read the full the D.I.Y. punk scene, bur- nightmare: “[It dealt] with alienation, like the whole thing was a nysus, the Greek god of de- ing lo-fi trend in music anymore. wasn’t intended to be asso- interviews ied under layers and lay- rejection, loneliness ... ” boozy spider demon sent to bauchery, which balances In Black Lips’ case, mega-produc- ciated with the leagues of lo- @dailytexan ers of fuzz and distortion. Read on to find out what Alexander give you indigestion.) the heat of the peppers with online.com er Mark Ronson took the helm on its fi bands emulating its sound, Black Lips singer-guitar- and Ramone had to say about the ongo- In that same vein of pack- the sweetness of the candied upcoming sixth studio album Arabia while also vehemently denying ist Cole Alexander talks about ing tour, 1990s nostalgia, collaborating ing your Bloody Mary to the bacon to fill your belly and Mountain. Ronson, you may remem- that the band’s all-female roster was bringing punk music to the far cor- with Waka Flocka Flame and more. rim, meet the Meaty Mary: wake up after any night of it’s just not kosher. partying. This is best shared The Black Lips discuss experience working with producer Vivian Girls describe theme of music, plans for summer Keep in mind, this drink with friends or roommates, is a meal in itself essentially but if you’re hungry enough The Black Lips The Daily Texan: Cassie, we cor- created in four Frankenstein- you can down this all WHAT: Black Lips + Vivian Girls are an Atlanta- responded through mail very briefly, like parts: the cup, bloody by yourself. based punk and I was surprised to see you men- WHERE: Emo’s band that has tioned Share the Joy, Vivian Girls’ been playing for WHEN: Tonight, 9 p.m. nearly a decade. third album, as a “different sort of MEATY MARY journey.” Can you talk a little more Their sixth studio TICKETS: $15 advance, $17 door album, Arabia about that? I feel like the word “jour- Goblet below law enforcement grade Mountain, will ney” implies that there were trials and Make yourself a candied pepper spray on the Scoville be released on tribulations that came along with the were mostly cartoons. I got really into bacon goblet. Lacing your scale of heat. People in India use June 7. making of this album, maybe? “Full House” for the first time when I bacon into a six-by-six strip this as elephant repellent, so only Cassie Ramone: All of our albums was 19, which I guess is pretty late in mat, cover it with brown use one drop or you will be hos- Erika Rich have vague themes. It’s important to the game. I think, for me, it’s a thing Daily Texan file photo sugar. Then place an empty pitalized. me to make an album that’s more than like — it’s something I missed out on, tin can in the middle, wrap The Daily Texan: Can you tell me a on the boat and scared everybody. But just a collection of songs. I don’t want so I find it special, but I was still there with bacon and cover with Booze little bit about your upcoming album yeah, they’re really, really cool. to hit anyone over the head with a when it was around, so it’s like a mys- brown sugar until you can With all this heat and bacon fla- Arabia Mountain? Were there any is- DT: Now that the band has been concept, but I do believe that it makes tery that was right in front of my eyes. feel your heart clogging. vor, a good neutral-flavored vod- sues in recording? putting on live shows for a little more repeated listens more rewarding if ka works fine. But this is the Meaty there’s an element there that you don’t DT: Summer is coming up — it’s As for cooking it, just Mary, so we’re going to replace Cole Alexander: It’s a little more to- than a decade now, do you feel obli- place it in your oven and pick up on at first. pretty much already here in Texas. the Bloody Mary’s lemons. Mix in gether. I feel like 200 Million Thou- gated to tone down the energy? let it bake for 20 minutes an equal part of lemonade Four sand is a little trashier, sloppier. But CA: I wanna bring up the energy, What are your ideal summer plans at 400ºF. Once you’re done Loko, because when life gives you this is the first album we ever used a actually. We haven’t settled down. We DT: This might be way off base, after this tour is over? you should leave the tin cup lemons, you rage. producer, and so it’s a little more to- just don’t do the same thing over and but I get the vibe from Vivian Girls’ CR: We’re going to take a month and in so the Meaty Mary won’t gether, I think. It’s more cohesive and over again. We’re not one-trick ponies personal style and references to 1990s a half off before we go on tour again. spill out, but let it cool down Garnish accessible but still fucked up at the that do the same thing. I always tell ephemera (Kimmy Gibbler in “Full Ideally, I’d like to take a very long road in the fridge so you’re not Finally, its time to make your same time. That’s the vibe we got. Like people that, like with GG Allin, if you House,” Christina Applegate in “Mar- trip that has nothing to do with tour- drinking your cocktail warm. garnishes. We aren’t going to thunder ... in the night. can do even 20 percent of what he did, ried With Children”) that the band ing, maybe drive to the Grand Canyon Then dip the rim in some ba- mess around with any vegeta- you’re going to do amazing things. dwells on childhood nostalgia a lot? and stay in that area for a while, with con grease and rim it with bles, so throw out those olives CR: [laughs] The funny thing is, I an old school Winnebago, see all the some kosher salt to keep the and celery sticks and grab some DT: You mentioned a producer. mary’s tradition. was never into those shows as a kid. weird sights of the American highway. bacon wrapped serrano pep- Were you talking about Mark Ron- DT: I think it’s really terrific that pers filled with cream cheese son? you’ve collaborated with GZA, and My parents didn’t let me watch much That won’t happen. My realistic plan is Meaty Mary Mix and jalapeno and cheese corn- CA: Yeah, and you would think that I think it was Jared [Swilley, Black TV — only an hour a day of a VHS to get my wisdom teeth taken out and While the goblet is still in dogs slices. For your poppers, that would be contrary to our sound. Lips member] who mentioned dur- movie — so I missed out a lot on the buy a bed frame — I’ve been sleeping the oven, make the bloody just cut off the top, remove the But Amy Winehouse’s album has ing SXSW that you might try to talk collective unconscious of early ’90s mattress-on-the-ground style for quite mix. Grab simple tomato juice, middle part with seeds and fill it those great rich sensibilities, those ’60s to Waka Flocka Flame about doing childhood. The shows I would watch a long time. Exciting, I know. fresh being the best, and mix with gooey cream cheese. Then sounds and old-school vibe. We tried something as well, but I couldn’t tell it with some serrano and pep- for the corndog, just remove the Vivian Girls is a per juice. You can throw the stick, fill with cheese and jalape- to go with that retro vibe with him. if that was a joke or not. New York-based CA: We’re talking to Waka Flocka. peppers in a blender, dump no seeds and slice it into fourths. band that makes the blend into a coffee filter DT: I understand you’ll be tour- I really like his Gumby chain, and I dreamy garage and then juice that to make a Once all that’s done, grab ing with Vivian Girls as well. I under- think he’s bringing some good stuff to punk influenced nuclear green spicy liquid. The your meat goblet, fill it with your stand you guys recently partied with the rap game. I really want to talk to by old punk bands piece de resistance, if you’re a spicy Loko mary mixture, and them, Surfer Blood, The Strange Boys Tyler [the Creator] from Odd Future such as the Wipers masochist, is a drop of ghost then garnish it with poppers and a bunch of others recently. Can [Wolf Gang Kill Them All]. and 1960s girl chili pepper juice. and corndogs. Then just sit back you tell me a little bit about Bruise groups such as and feel like a superior animal Cruise [Festival]? DT: How would you describe your The Shangri-Las Ghost chili peppers, or bhut gnawing at your bacon and sip- CA: [laughs] We partied with them perfect sandwich? and The Chantels. jolokia, is the hottest pepper ping the peppery nectar of your in the world, coming in just victory over the spring semester. on the Bruise Cruise. They did a cov- CA: [laughs] My perfect sandwich is Courtesy of Vivian er of Celine Dion’s song from “Titanic” the like fried peanut butter and banana. Girls

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