Council Fights To Save Football McBride Will Make Appeal Thursday BY JACK FERRY • THE CANADIAN FOOTBALL battle remains in the balance, and with it the fate of athletics on the campus this year. PUBLISHED TWICE WEEKLY BY THE PUBLICATIONS BOARD OF THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA Following President Klinck's Friday announcement that he would not sanction the proposed football series with VOL. XXIV , B. C, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1941 No. 2 Alberta, Alma Mater President Ted McBride interviewed the President about the situation. He was told that the Student's Council has the right to appeal the decision to the Council on Physical Education British Colleges Garry On nnd Athletics. ATHLETIC COUNCIL MEETS THURSDAY The Ubyssey learned yesterday that Council will act Famous M. P. Gives through McBride and Evann Davies, president of M.A.A., Big Sitter who plan to present a brief of their views before the Athletic Council when it meets next Thursday afternoon. War Close-Up McBride and Davies are themselves members of the BY ARCHIE PATON Council, whose other membera are: President L. S. Klinck, Dean M. D. Mawdsley, Dr. H. B. Warren, Dr. A. H. Hutch­ • "UNIVERSITIES ln Britain are carrying on deaplte the inson, Dr. G. M. Shrum, Mr. M. L. Van Vllet, Mr. Oeorge fact the war is in their backyards," Beverley Baxter, Cunningham, representing the Board of Governors, and Mr. M.P., assured me Monday in a conversation before he ad­ Arthur Lalng, representing the Alumni Association. dressed an overcrowded luncheon meeting of the Canadian COUNCIL SPEAKS Club ln Hotel Vanoouver. Early on Monday McBride Issu­ ed. Council's statement on the The -born parliamentarian and Journalist, des­ matter. cribed as "'s best known writer," leaves for th* East Council states, "liter. Is ne Curtail after spending three busy days visiting his family, interview­ doubt In th. minds of th. nwmb- ing Individuals and addressing gatherings ln this olty. He •ra of Student Council that the Student Body wants FootbaU this Brock Hall described his tour as "an official British mission" when he yesr. It Is our rasponalbUlty than arrived in New York laat week. lo do all in our power te obtain Bridge Fans Mr. Baxter, who ta probably ^|______a____BHaa|B aome sort of footbaU program. Th. • Too obvioua gambling in the bast known by his ' Letter' (continued on page S) main lounge of the Brock build­ aeries In MaoLeana magaslne, had Ing about a closer understanding ing la the reason A.M.S. President as guests > of honor with him at between the working claaaea and Ted McBride gave for the restric­ the head table members of hla own capital waa stressed. But nothing tion on card playing ln the Brock fraternity, th. fourth estate, sa h. haa done more, claimed Baxter, In Arts Mixers hall every day before 1:30 p.m. breaking down claaa-dtatlnctlons graphlcaUy gav. hla etory from, "Lounging around, missing lec­ than haa conacriptlon. at he termed it, "the cutter of To Start Soon tures and general lack of discip­ things." "Thla la a war of the common line has necessitated this ruling", FORCEFUL SPEAKER people. A new aristocracy of mer­ Says McNeely McBride stated. chant sailors and the "cavalry of Of average height, growing e ARTS MIXERS will again be According to the A.M.S. presid­ the air" haa been established. By rather stout and with the fringe held in the Brock HaU starting ent, the Brock bridge parties have them the world will be saved." of hair around hta bald head grey­ Oct. 11 and alternate weeks there­ become totally out of hand. In ing noticeably, thla Canadian who MAX AND RAX after. Sid Poulton and hla Poul- both the main lounge and smoking works with and knows personal­ Baxter vividly described the man Cata will provide the Jive, aa room, cards are strewn on the ly the leaders of our battle for who was formerly hta Journalistic usual. floor in a general mess. On sev freedom speaks just as he writes. partner, Lord Beaverbrook, now These affairs are Informal, but eral occasions money openly made He talks ln a soft, modulated voice Minister of Aircraft Production, not so informal as to Include aU its appearance on the tables. which betrays a slight English ac­ and the tremendous work h. ta bf Vancouver; theae dances are Last year the bridge-playing be­ cent, and grows In Intensity when doing in building the R.A.F. into strictly for University students. came a bad habit. This year play­ he discusses the Nazis. the most powerful air machine in In keeping with last year'a War ers again appeared in numbers. Savings Stamp policy all possible "I wonder If you realise what history. Baxter worked with "We got off to a wrong start", contributions will be made to­ Canada means to Britain and Beaverbrook ln the 1920's to revol­ said McBride. "The A.M.S. heartily • NOW THAT THE Frosh Reception is over, Bunny Arm wards the war effort. Europe?" Baxter aaked hla hear­ utionize British journalism. disapproves of bridge playing in Stags will 'pay SS cents; girls IS the Brock, and bridge Is a habit ers, " For after the war thla coun- When the latter was gathering and all the other Big Sisters on the Campus can cease their cents. Passes must be shown at that grows." haa a part to play which you may men about him, for the production worries. The large crowd of freshettes and their escorts at the door. not be able to aee now. Over there ministry, including R. B. Bennett, the dance last night shows what a good job this year's Big Charlie Nash, chairman of the they are depending on you for the former Canadian Prime Min­ Sisters made of getting dates for the Little Sisters. * * • * Discipline Committee, stated that help even more when tt ta finished ister, Baxter aald, "Having run out the main reason for the ruling than now." of good ideas, Max sent for me." waa that too many students were BAND LEADER becoming so engrossed in their Cul- Beginning with praises for the bertaon and were forgetting about Britiah navy. Baxter told of what lecturea. Members of the faculty he saw on a recent visit to Ports­ 300 Students Hear were objecting to late-comera who mouth and Lord Nelson's ship, arrived In classes tardy because "Victory". He claimed that that they had stayed for the last hand. old veaael of oak, which survived Dr. Norwood Preach The penalty for breaking regula­ the barrage of German bombs dropped on the naval yards there, tions ls the loaa of the privileges served as a symbol where present- of the student pass for one month. day sailors came to "commune At Annual Services with Nelson". • THREE HUNDRED Varsity students joined with the CHURCHILL CLOSE-UP congregation of St. Andrews-Wesley on last Sunday Winston ChurchlU waa pictured Notice as "the one voice through which night in a special church service dedicated to Youth. Scholarship Studenta are requeat­ ed to caU at the Registrar's Office •* Britain speaks." He ls one ln A large section was reserved for them at the front of apirit with the "buccaneera and the church and the members of the Student Council attend­ for their echolarshlp cards on Wed­ racketeers" of the Elisabeths-- era nesday. They must have them claims the M.P. who knowa him ed in their robes of office. certified by their instructors aad first-hand, and it ia perhaps for­ Dr. Klinck, prealdent of the return them to the Buraar by Mon­ tunate that he overcame the many University, read the Evening les­ day, October 6th to reoeive the bitter disappointments ln hla career son. Sid Poulton will play a- first payment of their scholarship money. to step fresh into premiership— In his sermon, Dr. Norwood ad­ Red Shirts gain at fortnightly mixers. "not spoiled by the bread and dressed his remarks particularly butter of ordinary politics." to the University students, to Play 'Hookey' The part Britiah labour ta play­ whom, he stated, the nation would BEVERLEY BAXTER ing in winning the war and bring- look for its future leadership. Until Monday • ONE MORE WEEK wlU pass Freshettes Punished Youth, he said, often wonders before fourteen sclencemen if religion Is at all necessary. Youth return from a Ufe of cutting treea, For Disobeying Rules would not be youth If it didn't sawing logs, and working in mines, Will Guide Music pass through such a stage, of to labs and lectures. • FRESHETTES who have been hobbling around the healthy, thought-producing doubts. campus since Saturday morning with one high heel and Youth ls often Impatient with They are fifth year mining stu­ Appreciation Here the established creeds, and wants dents who have been working for one low heel, are the ones who offended most against the the established creeds, and wants their fees In the interior aU sum­ initiation rules last week. • WITH the object of pro­ to get down to the simple funda- mer. They return on Monday, Oct. At the freshette supper on Fri- •^^^^^^•""•^^^^•—""^^^^^^ moting musical apprecia­ that the Christian church as it is 6, just In time to part with their day evening, girls who had brok­ hard-earned money. the setting for her first kiss, and tion on the campus, a Music­ Red Cross today has many faults, but it also en rules, who had been seen with Audrey Stormont had to describe al Appreciation directorate has Its god points, or it would freshmen, who had worn make-up, the man she would marry, who met at noon today to plan a not have endured through the who had walked on the grass, not has to be wealthy, have a car, and Commends centuries. worn aprons, mismated sox or be a doctor. Looks don't count program for the year. Book Exchange green bows, were punished in with Audrey. Lnst year recitals of Carnegie He urged that youth strip religion front of all the big and Uttle sis­ Among other performances that recordings were held at noon UBC Co-eds down to Its fundamental truth, Busy; Pays Out ters present. which Is, Dr. Norwood maintains, freshettes had to give were a reci­ hours. It Is expected that this will • RECOGNITION of the work To begin with, Penny Runkle that "Gnd Is Love". This statement tation of Jack and Jill back-wards, be continued and the Idea is to being done by U.B.C. co-eds is Thousand Bucks scrubbed their faces with laundry is the most Important and daring a song, chew a pack of gum and expand the activity to Include given In a recent Red Cross cir­ soap and water, then they had to belief that the modern world can • THE BOOK EXCHANGE is recite "Mary Had a Uttle Lamb," programs featuring student talent, cular. "Almost $3000 was raised forfeit one of their shoes, and per­ stick to. 'Love" is not to be con­ booming this year. dance, count the red-heads in the with vocal and instrumental solos. last year by • the University stu­ form before the audience. fused with "amiability". Our During the first week of busi­ room, and show how to milk a The Directorate is composed of dents." stated the circular. Dee Nichols was compelled to generation may have to be fierce, ness 350 students turned in books cow. six members, two each from the It went on to say "No longer give a sixty-second dissertation on not gentle, if we are to hold this and 500 customers were satisfied Mussic'il Society, Players Club ancl will the boys be able to complain the "most Interesting man on the At the supper the freshettes wore world together through the chaos to the tune of $1000. Students re­ the Social Problems Club. Each that the girls have more time to Campus." After a little thought infant's clothing and the usual re­ which is rife today. of the.:, groups will provide a study because of compulsory male ceive two thirds the original cost. she picked Al Dean, cheer leader, galia. Many of them even then senior and junior mmber for the training. Instead while the boys In closing, he again urged stu­ The Exchange is operated on a because "he's a nice boy, and be­ were wearing "just a Uttle" make­ plan, the junior member to gain are drilling in the stadium girls dents to cling to this fundamental strictly non-profit basis. Hours cause he's keeping things going on up. After the forfeits, Francis experience to carry on the work will be busy sewing and knitting truth, as It will carry them are posted 4°wn at th-; office the campus." White, Varsity songstress, led the next year. for the Red Croas." through everything. daily. Marjorie Beale had to describe girls In a sing-song. Page Two THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, September 30, 1941 rom The Editor's Pen » » » «m.T*^ ^BBBBBBBBBBBBBBa-_-BB-Baa-B-B-_BBB jgjits PubUostion Board of the Alma Mater Society of th. Unlver- Student Interests "* llrlZZThl:;. Office) Brock Memorial Building Phone ALma MM Two recent gatherings of U.B.C. stu- i Social and inspirational development in dents, both of them distinctive successes, parallel progression ahould definitely go Osmpus •ubsorlptlon-flJO reflect credit on the cluba which were re- hand in hand with academic evolution. **•" w»iptwns-t_.0» > sponsible for their organization, and illus- However, there is a danger that stu- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF trate two trends of interest which must be dents will lay too muoh stress on only one ARCHIE PATON linked if we are to have a well-rounded of these developing factors. Friday, so many g^o, MOot* university program. people jammed into the Auditorium that the Tuaaday ....Jack MeMqitn The 'gatherings referred to are the Pep overflow bulged out of every exit. Late- tfrtday - ..Las Bewley "Whet era you worrying about new?" Meet staged last Friday in the Auditorium comers could not get near enough to see Sporta Editor - ..Jack Ferry and the annual University Church servloe through the doors and hovered aimlessly in 8ufl 'Photograph* Allan Coe 1 left my Sweat Cap* In the plane." Darta held in St. Andrews-Wesley Church Sunday the hall-waya outside. Exchange 15JJj£B£££' night. Sunday's service, although well attend- Pep-meetings, conducted in a spirit of ed, did not receive nearly the enthusiastic Pub Secretary SWEET CAPORAL CIGARETTES animation and geniality as Friday's was, reception of the former. Only a fraction of Pot W1**1**1 "Th«pmr*tt/*rm in which tmhmcc* ***** h* tm*h*4." create a definite college feeling of good will Friday's total occupied the reserved pews Associate Editors \ and wholesome fun which is necessary for in Vancouver's largest Church Auditorium. Lucy Berton, Margaret Raid the continued existence of the University. rheae two are contraated) not to dis- REPORTORIAL STAFF Still more important, however, is the tract from any one of them, but to point ollbert Baal, Oraham BalUle, necessity of keeping aflame the Inner spirit- out the attitude of the student mind as a Jean Beveridge, Eleanor Boyant! ual life of the college undergraduate.. For whole towards life, and to warn that the John Boyd, Eleanor Bryant, Harold UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Hrs.i 9 a.m. to S p.m.: Saturdays 9 a.m. to noon this purpose, the Church stands ready to trivial entertainments should not supersede Burks, Hugh Cooke, Lee Oldney, serve the deeper, more worthwhile experiences. Bet*y Hern- Sh.ll* Hicks, Jack LOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND serve Kingston, Basil McDonn.U. Peggy SCRIBBLERS Reid, Marjorie Saunders, John AT REDUCED PRICES Graphic Engineering Paper, Biology Paper U.B.C Bottlenecks *£ viviViwEyiu^K Loose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink ^^ n.y, Bob WaUace. and Drawing Instruments There are two important gathering ing dcfwn to eat their lunches then and leave SPORTS ^ REPORTERS places on the campus which are especially when they are finished there would be Chuck Claridge, B1U Oalt, Jack 4 congested at this time of the year. Tltey are ample room for the crowd of students who Smedley, Terry Taylor, Sherry the Caf and the Book Btore. Perhaps sug- flock in at 12:30 looking for seating facll- y?Uc°x' Harry FrankUn' «»<* '«* gestons of methods1 to relieve this crowding ities. We are aure Frank Underhiil would Matheson. and the inconvenience accompanying it far rather see this system in effect than be Padlocks for Your Lockers would be appropriate at the present time. bored with seeing the same faces for hours ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^_ It has always been considered by a on ex~' ..... **-*._. ^ Ask about them — We know your needs — Our 76c goodly number of the student body that the Now consider the matter of the Book 9 I j D f £••!••« padlocks cannot be picked proper way to spend spare periods is to Store. The first of the term always makes w W.O.V.. «_»CC.ng sit visiting in the Caf instead of employing this place of business a veritable hive of BY MacMUXAN OTHERS PRICED FROM **OS the time to better advantage over in the industry. Then the run for supplies dwin- ______^______STUDY LAMPS—at city prices SJ Library. Unfortunately this practice has be- « dies to a trickle and remains thst; way for AOK.0LD COMPLAINT come increasingly popular until now "Caf most of the year. Consequently the Book • £* UniverX .tude^was Loungers" are to be numbered amongst the Store does not open until 9 a.m. brought to mind following a re- unnecessary evils which haunt U.B.C. However, while the busy season ls on lt cent philosophy lecture. It is the Hewer's Hardware , ii j i_ would be well if the proprietors of this cry "Why don't the teachers treat 4459 West 10th Avenue Phone ALma 1S52 As our enrollment has swelled, the pro- atore couid see flt to rlae one half hour „, M aduUa?» i„ «,.caUed free blem of accommodation in this most popular earlier and open at 8:30. The extra half discussions, ideas which veer too much from the social center has correspondingly increased hour in the morningB would do much to- pw»-«.onceived no- and now the time has come to do something warda reheving the cruah of the mob of tions of the professor, are often •*•»**• buyer,. Students pay enough for goods J^^T^r^S If the people who are free at 11:30 in there—they should receive all the service u ofton carrled over ^^ club dla. GO-EDS the morning would make a practice of com- the Book Store staff can provide. cusions, when faculty members take over a meeting to the dis- ^^^^mm^^^^^^m^m^m^^mm^^m^*^m*mm^^mm^mm^m*mmmmmmmmmm.^^^^^^^.^^^mm^^^^^^^m*ma^^^^^^^m^^^ gust of students. Heaven knows ltfotv's Your Ghc-iic* ^^^ . is hard enough to get a timid ^^pl ^k Am _ scholar to speak without adding • I hfi IVIlJITlff-flSrV • • • by JabeZ the knowledge that an older per- • • • m*%m m • • ^Sf •••••• ~t0 m ~f *~ son __, ready to scoft at lmmaturo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtai^^^^^^m^mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm intellects. They might take a leaf from Professor Cooke's book. (No DRAWING A UNIFORM Well, that's a good fault. It'll stop things pun). or from getting down your neck." • • • • When Does a Drape Become a Droop "Like air, for instance," I gasped, final- • AROUND: Charlie Nash sport- _ , . . , . _. ly getting the collar unhooked. ing a e-inch toy sword on his • "I WOULD LIKE something chic, but "You'll get used to it," assured the Q.M., COTC ™"°™ • • • 8°»>by Oolding not too bold," I explained, smiling win- handing me a pair of pants pushing grimly through the crowa- nlngly at the Quartermaster, "something "Where can I try these on?" I asked, °?„.door__"y. "* '"VT'o ' " *"** Cop maA COATS that is gay without being noisy, you under- holding them up. ""^'j. *%**%? *%** * .*--.A » ..OS """* "*»• . . . A.M.S. office Teaa Rader .. Oeorge Y U CBn try them n yOUr le8> f r At m Discount of u- -> , l„ „„..*„...1„»*,. ,.„1I.<_ «hiiek ° ° ' ° MlUlgan-and Ed. Bakony can twin "Certalnly,certainly, he replied, chuck- one plaoe>» he reSponded, "after that, you're too . . . Lionel Salt J. deputy ling nastily, "What's your chest measure- on your own<» registration clerk last year quea­ n-ant. A moment later the trousers were hang- Uonaired: "Can you tweak a teat?" rJSleared "^ thl?at\, in« around my ankles like tired accordions, ... If you don't get it, teUwlthya. We Msde * Lucky FurchsM of 150 Traveller's SsondM at » ( "Thirty-eight inches. whUe j held ^ top up ^^ my handa. I .... Saving of 80% "How many times around is that? he peered into the inky cavern lying between • AT THE TEA DANCE freehet- laughed. me „,d the front of the pants. Then I look- *•• ****"-. Taylor, Joan Rod- •&-.&•:__.,_: Then, seeing the hurt look in my eyes, ^ at ^e Q J^J gera, Lorraine Dietrich and Bar- b a Hlbb rt the Q.M. put his hand on my arm and re- .* h« informed me somewhat irascibly. "Hoist ner? Second ditto: Yea, everyone'. : "I prefer not to discuss it, if you dont >em . - * eaten . . . Heard the one about ^4'- V"J^ 1 A2_ii. 3522 rt materlaTs—traveller's MOsBI IO -~m M^psBBBI mind," I interrupted, flushing angrily. „,' . . , „ „ _ . , '._ . „_ . the dope who played one note on Kmplea. Priced frem.... •al^a_^ ~WW ~m~r He took something out of a cupboard Hoist em up! I cried bitterly. Good one string of his 'cello for days ImptrUd Wool Drams Aftornoon and Oooktsll that looked like an untanned cowhide, with God> ,man» * have to unbutton the front to uatu his wife asked him why. The Fall delights all te- Drotsos gethw In one grand festival. ~_ see where I m going as it is! "Dear," he chirped, "AU other All-wool fabrics In plain, SUk Orepea—New_York and ceUUrt ar lo kin plaids and novelty patterns. "Try this blouse on," he said, "it's a A few minutes later I was tottering out ? « ° * ««• th. pro- Fashion details, so Interest­ twenty-eight." into the Quad with a cap hanging precar- ^ £Tve°fottd "»*"* *^ ing, you'll agree this presen­ butante'a delight. The new n tation seems more lik"~e fashion notes are gracefully "What size would I have to be to get iously over one ear, a great-coat slung , • .'. fashion show. Special— expressed. Special— a thirty-four?" around my neck, boots clutched in one hand # PROFESSOR GAGE gets the "You'd have to be thirty-eight to get a and anklets in the other, with the top of the lst class this week. Last sum- t«16£ 10^ •• 39^ thirty-four," he declared cooly. pants clenched firmly between my teeth. mer when he was teaching the "Of course, how stupid of me!" I snarl- I didn't get very far though. Constable ihe rndio technicians he subscribed i ed, as he proceeded to button up the thing. Orchard suddenly came roaring up on his generously to thlr monthly mag- "There. How does that fit?" he asked, mighty tricycle, ran over to where I stood a^lne fund; •fd_?,dn't st'nt °" stepping back. blinking in the sun, and, whipping out his ^^^p^ ^^ 43S Granville Street "Uggle, uggle, uggle, I uggled, seeing note-book, asked: ^ final Commodore party a „,,._ Between Pender and Hastings red spots sashaying before my eyes, and "Where did the accident take place?" cess j^ far £_, they are concern- tearing at the collar with my fingers. You'll get used to it. The thing is, who's he can send all the free radlo- "A little snug around the throat, eh? going to get used to you. grams he wants. Tuesday, September 30, 1941- THE UBYSSEY Page Three

4 Clubs Solicit New Members This Week L.S.E. President S.P.C. Plans SCM Fellowship Firesides, Based on Study Frats Commence Inaugurates Big Parties, Camp Of Christianity Campus Rushing • "Think as men of action; act as • WHAT IS TKE S.C.M. ? - Fraternity rushing starts this fore he ls eligible for rushing. Clubs Program men of thought" ls the motto Many people in the past have week aa the university's ten Oreek Bids will be issued between 9 of the Social Problems Club, litis asked that question and then spent • A SPECIAL CAMPAIGN pub­ fraternal associations begin their a.m. and 1 p.m. on the day of bid­ club strives to give Its members a much of their spare time during licizing "Club Week" on the search for new members. ding. One man delegated by his basis for understanding current a four year college course really campua la being organized by Eillglbillty for membership in a fraternity will deliver the bid events at home and abroad. finding out. Robert Morrla, president of the Mus. Society fraternity ls restricted to upper­ on the campus and shall have a Literary and Scientific Executive Monday'a group, "World forces Perhaps one of the best ways to classmen who have completed nine maximum of 15 minutes to deliver to continue until October 4. Calls for Recruits for Victory", discusses the impli­ say something about the move­ units of their first year. lt. AU replies from prospective cations of international develop­ A letter has been sent to all • JOIN TKE MUSICAL SOC­ ment ls to state ita aim and basis. Rushing dates will be limited to members are to be submitted to club presidents notifying them of IETY! ! If you can't sing or ments. On Fridays, under the tltlo ono luncheon, one evening func­ the office of the faculty represent­ the program and urging that they emote with that Garbo touch, "Forging a United Canada," dom­ "The Student Christian Move­ tion to eaoh fraternity, and two ative of the Inter-Fraternity hold meetings all thla week ln come and make-up people who estic problems are considered. ment ls a fellowship of atudenta open days. No women shall be al­ Council between the hours of 9:00 conjunction with the campaign. alao can't but think they can. Or A program of firesides, parties, baaed on the conviction that ln lowed at any of these functions. a.m. and 1:30 p.m. on the aecond and camps rounds out the Social Jesus Christ Is found the supreme If you can't wield a wicked lip­ Fraternities are allowed to as­ day of bidding. Club presidents axe reminded Problems Club calendar. revelation of God and the means stick come and join the happy sociate with Freshmen on the that a budget for expenses of the to full realization of Ufe. Except for bidding purposes gang who devote their happy campus but no entertainment ls year must be submitted to the there shall be no association or hours designing settings, building allownble and no expense may be Evecutlve within 20 days of the "The Movement seeks through costumes, pitching passionate Pla­ Incurred. Contact with Freshmen comunlcation between fraternities opening of the term. International study, prayer, service and other tonic woo or even entegratlng a will be placed on the basis of a and rushees during a period of A monthly report on activities means to understand and follow retarded and repressed personal­ Relations Club gentleman's afecement silence which shall extend from Jesus Christ and to unite ln its is alao necessary. Last year a ity. AU upperclassmen Interested in 7 a.m. the day of bidding until fellowship all students in the col­ For fraternity purposes the number of cluba that Ignored this current events and world problema the day of acceptance. Those interested in any or all leges of Canada who share the boundaries of the campus shall bo Injunction were atrlck.n from the are Invited to the flrat meeting of of the above activities, or even above conviction, together with all as follows: East Mall, Including Any rushing functlona held dur­ L.S-E.. rolls by President Bob. the International Relations Club ln those that can sing and play any atuderite who are willing to test all buildings fronting it, West ing the regular ruahing period Bonner. the Brock Hall, time to be an­ instrument above a penny-whist­ the truth of the conviction upon Mall, North side of parking area, must be held within the Greater A tentative budget for the year nounced in the Ubyaaey. Thla le, may find their nlohe Ut Ufe by which the Movement Is founded." and University Boulevard. City limits of Vancouver, which ahould be In the handa of Keith olub specializes tn visiting apeak­ aplying In peraon to Room 207 in A fee of 80 cents for registra­ would include the North Shore Porter, treaaurer, before tonight's era. Laat year Mra. Harold Hem­ the Auditorium. This la our aim and Basis. We tion must be paid by each rushee and New Westminster. No over­ council meeting. ming gave a talk on "Nazi Ger­ to tho Intra-Fraternlty CouncU be­ many and England in War-time". try to oarry It out by atudy groupa, night functlona will be permitted. C. Depute, Belgian Consul, apoke services, firesides, personal contact Munro Pre-Med. on "The Fall of Frfcnce", and O. and general fellowship. Any per­ Phillips described th. effect of the son who la Interested ln the work Cosmopolitan Club La Canadienne Frat Rushing of our movement la asked to drop Thla club la restricted to those Japaneae Invaalon on China. Dr. • THE COSMOPOLITAN CLUB La Canadlenne la open to all Into our room—312 Auditorium people intending to enter medi­ J. A. Crumb and R. McKenzie la one whoa, primary aim la Interested In developing French Rules Limit Building-—any tlm. during th. cine and nursing. There mr* aev­ apoke on the U. Selections and the to stimulate lhtereat in, and to conversation and in Increasing eral bualnaaa and supper meetinga day and talk with thoae present background of th. prMont war. cr.ato a friendship between Can­ their knowledge of France and lte throughout the term at which Functions about Ita work. Folders and ad­ adians and students from over­ culture. prominent doctora apeak. FUtna • LET US PROCEED cn the bas­ This year'a program la .guaran­ ditional information can be ob­ teed to be equsUy varied. seas. It achieves thia by sponsor­ The flrat meeting will be held are ahown and papera ar. given. is that you are conaldered eleg- tained there. • ing informal dlacuaalons led by on Oct. 14 at the home of Dr. In addition, surveys to varloua iblble aa defined in the conatltu- tion of the Inter-Fraternity Coun­ Our movem.nl la not a amall prominent speakers, and byaoclal Dorothy Dallas, 2045 W. 15th Ave. hospltela ln the city are conduct­ at 8:00 p.m. ed. A book prize will be given to cil. Your flrat move towards be­ Campua club — lt la part of the functions. Women's Public Guest apeaker will be Dr. Har­ the moat outstanding paper de­ coming a Oreek Is to register aa Student Chrlatlan Movement of Discussion groupa Include: ris, who haa recently joined th. livered at the meetings by the a prospective rush... Thla la done Speaking Club Canada which haa branchea on Strange ' and fascinating folk Frehch Department on her return membera. by paying a 80c reglatration fee If you are one of thoae co-eda all of the major University cam­ ways, Dreas, Racial Problems, to the Alma Mater Office aome who reaUze that modern women puses ln Canada and also part of Racial assimilation and intermar­ from France.and will describe her There will be a business meet­ time during thla week—aU reg­ ahould know how to apeak from a the World Student Christian Fed­ riage. L experiences In ocupted territory. ing of the Monro Pre-Medlcal aoc­ istrations must be In Saturday, platform, join the Women'a Pub­ eration which affiliates groupa ln Social funoUona consist of par- ..plications for membership lety, on Wedneaday, Oct. 1st, at Oct. 4th. Uc Speaking Club, especially If the sixty different countries of the tlea and firesides at, studenta ahould be addreaaed to Miaa Hansl 12:30 In Arte 108. AU former mem­ thought of standing on a platform world homes. Neaaen, Arta Letter Rack. bers and new members especially The next move Is up to the fraternity. In all problllty you will aenda shivers up and down your are welcome. receive a "date card" from ono spine. or more fraternities that intend Short, Informal talks are given rushing you. The ''date card" will at regular fortnightly noon hour Physical Society invite vou to attend the rushing meetings. The club also Intends • THE PHYSICAL Society is op­ functions—each fraternity has four to hold debates with Victoria Col­ en to all third and fourth functions, two open days and two lege and universities in Washing­ year students ln Physics, or re­ closed. If there is doubt ln your ton, during the year. lated fields. Meetings are held to mind as to where your preference Thc first meeting will be helctij lies be sure to attend as many discuss topics of general Interest. this Thursday in Arts 104 at 12:30 functions as possible. Remember Faculty members of the Dept. when Dr. Mawdsley will speak. Rush week is your last opportun­ of Physics and student members Freshettes are particularly wel- ity to look over the fraternities a*. present papers at each meeting. as well as their last chance to Field trips will be arranged. look you over. Announcement of first meeting BRITISH COLUMBIA'S The majority of them are look­ will be made later. ing for well-mannered and con­ Maths Club scientious men who will make a e The Maths Club Invites all success of college days and will students honouring in Mathema MINING INDUSTRY Parliamentary bring credit to the fraternity. If tics or related subjects, as well you feel you fill this bill then Forum Club as those merely interested In start choosing your future fra­ mathematics to join the club. The Parliamentary Forum ex­ ternity brothers. Inquire closely Fully alive to the vital importance of the Mining Indus­ tends an '.ivltation to all students Into their history, their person­ Club meetings are held every interested in arguing the pros and nel, their alumni, their financial two weeks, and provide an op­ try in relation to Canada's War Effort, from the very cons of debatable questions. position. Find out what they ex­ portunity for meeting other stud­ ents. Papers dealing with topics outbreak of hostilities, the Department of Mines of the The club mets every two weeks, pect of you, in time and finances, when it conducts debates on the weigh carefully what they can of mathematical interest are pre­ Government of the Province of British Columbia, has model of the British Parliament. offer you. Fraternities, like every­ sented. maintained a close liason 'with both the British and Besides campus meetings the For­ thing else, give back what you Professors of the Dept. of Math­ um participates in the Vancouver put into them. ematics are heard in the earlier Dominion Governments. City Debating League, and in in­ The Fraternity principle is a part of the term, and student ter-university contests. sound one—lt has stood the test members are Invited to present The Department has been notably active in promoting The highlight of the year's act­ of time over a hundred years so their own papers. In the past a ivity is the McGoun Cup Debate. don't judge fraternities by the odd prize has been presented for the production of Gold, Silver, and base metals, and in The four Western Canadian un­ wastrel that they turn out. Thn best undergraduate paper. furthering the search for War Minerals. iversities compete for the McGoun ideal fraternity In irour eyes The first meeting of this term Cup and participation ln this con­ should be one that will help you will be held Friday, October 3rd, test Is the goal of all university to a well-rounded academic and at 8:15 p.m. at the home of Dean Too much can not be said for the splendid record of orators. social Ufe—one that will .Jive to D. Buchanan, 1980 W. 35th St. you the necessary poise to go out Ralph Hull of the Dept. of Math­ achievement set by graduate mining and geological All Interested in debating, with and meet life—proud of having ematics will speak. or without experience, are invited been a fraternity man—so choose engineers who have entered the service of the to attend. • a . • wisely and carefully, remembering Department or allied themselves with private industry that your success or failure In the fraternity world depends up­ Historical from the University of British Columbia. Students who Players Club on you, because you will become Society secure practical experience during the summer months the fraternity. • The work of the Players club e THE PROGRAM of the Histor­ consists principally of pro­ ical Society will consist of through the special interest of the Department are ducing a three act play In the student-given papers deaUng, dur­ engaged in a study that challenges them to put forth spring term, which Is taken on MATHEMATICS CLUB — The ing the first term with the Orient, tour of the province. first meeting of the Mathematic and during the second term with their best efforts now, to win their laurels in the Mining At Christmas four one-act plays Club for this season will be held Latin America. Third and Fourth Industry of British Columbia and at the same time give are produced, the parts being ta­ Friday, October 3rd, at 8:15 p.m., year students are invited to apply ken exclusively by new members. at the home of Dean Buchanan, for membership to Elspeth Munro their most effective aid to Canada's War Effort. Playreadings are held throughout 1980 West 3Sth Avenue. or Aubrey Coleman, Arts Letter the session at the homes of var­ AU third and fourth year, es­ Rack. ious members. pecially honours atudenta in Math­ RADIO SOCIETY — Roy Dun- Admission to thc club Is by com­ ematics or related fields are cordi­ Department of Mines lop, of the Production Staff of petitive tryouts. The tryout parts ally Invited. CBR, will addjfess the Radio So­ are not difficult, and can be ob­ Parliament Buildings, Victoria, B. C. * • • * ciety ln the Double Committee tained by applying to the Green USED TEXTS — The women's Room in the Brock Building, Wed­ Room in the Auditorium Building John F. Walker, auxiliaries of the Active Forces nesday. at once. Technical members . . . are now collecting Junior and Mr. Dunlop has invited Radio those Interested in stage work, Deputy Minister. Senior High School text-books for Society members and any othera properties, and costumes are also the use of students In the armed Interested to attend the Coast-to- required In a limited number. Hon. W. J. Asselstine, forces. Coast network programme, Musi­ The club Is the oldest on the A box has been placed outside cal Mirrors, from the local studio Minister. campus, and caters to the Interest the Book Exchange for the con­ at 5:45 Wednesday. Students should of amateur actors among the stu­ venience of persons desiring to con­ meet in the CBR lounge as a tour dents. tribute to this collection. of the station will follow. Page Four THE UBYSSEY -Tuesday, September 30, 1941

Fyfe-Smith Shield and their first ed for lack of publicity and fail­ game in two years by a mere three ure to cancel other minor student Compulsory War runs . . . Exactly 27 students, In­ meetings . . . Archie Paton's "Off m Keep Out • A Year Ago'.. cluding five Pubsters and five The Backboard" gave the first BY ARCHIE PATON CouncUlors turned out to the an­ whisper of a "patentlal Dominion Work Not In View • THE WEEK ending October 4, nual Cairn ceremony. Leas than Championship Senior "A" basket­ 1941, the Ubyaaey featured an 100 attended the semi- annual Al­ ball squad. a acount of the flrat C.O.T.C. route ma Mater meting and it had to be • "KEEP Otn*!" For Varsity Co-eds march which waa declared "the cancelled for lack of a quorum. The LOST—A mottled black and blue That la the meaning of tho greatest parade (1500 atrong) the Ubyssey sadly declared "A new Eversharp pencil. Finder please • COMPULSORY MILITARY lock on the door marked "Council Unlveralty haa aeen since the his­ all-time low has been reached ln contact O. Baal through the Ap­ TRAINING tor U.B.C. co-eds Room" on the top floor of Brock ious universities. toric march of 1923." , . , Declar­ atudent spirit". Council was blam- plied Science letter rack. REWARD Hall's south wing. No ordinary during thla year has not been Lois Nicholson, Women's Und­ ing that "the Junior Prom la THE human being has ever entered considered by tha authorities. ergrad prealdent, haa a list of oil party of the year", former presid­ President Kllnck told the Ubyaaey that awful threshold, for Inside is women students. Each wlU be ex­ ent of Jr. Class, Dave Ritchie, laat week that in hia opinion tlie th private preclnt of the tin pected to devote two hours each lashed out at council for "chuck­ work that the co-era of this gods. week to war work, either in the ing the Prom out the window" by university are now doing is Silk Specialists Because I am no ordinary hu­ Red Croas room or elsewhere. A merging it with the Senior Class the very best thing thav ctin be time book wlU be placed there party. Bob Bonner replied that man being I rate the doubtful done. The President stated that privilege of posslng through that for the girls to sign, and the Red money and time had to be con­ to his knowledge the question of Cross executive on the campu. served. . . . For the first time ln \WWr^*L^-* door exactly once a week. Begin­ compulsory mllltmy training for ning this week the honour will will contact girls who in their the history of fraternlUes at U.B. co-eds has not yet beon raised, opinion are spending insufficient C. rushees had to pay (fifty cents) come every Tueaday, as that is and that encouragement to vol­ ^^S*r *.^ 622-628 Granville the night set aside for the regular time on war work. for the privilege of being rushed. untary effort would be more ef­ . . Jabez introduced his Immortal Phone PAc. 5561 meetings of those nine black- fective than compulsion. gowned figures who last spring charoct.r of literature as lt ls wrote, Miss Funga Klaxon, and duped the innocent student body Dean Mawdsley is in touch with reviewed the new song hit, "When Everyth ing You Need in into electing them student coun­ tlie Dean of Women at other Col­ So Soon . . . The Seagulls Come Back To Bal­ cillors. leges. At McGiil the training for POME lantyne Pier, I'll Be Seeing You Would you care to know what co-eds ls comulsory this year, but Spring is sprung HOSIERY GLOVES HANDBAGS Again, Boogie" ... A lone con­ so far it is the only Canadian Un­ The grass Is rls goes on behind your backs and scientious objetor spurned mili­ SPORTSWEAR LINGERIE CORSETRY I wonder where that locked door? Hold tight, and iversity comparable with U.B.C.'*. tary training on religious grounds The flowers is. I will teU aU. First Aid and Home Nursing . . . Varsity cricketers loat the courses are being offered at var­ —Anonymous.

From my vantage point behind a desk in one corner of the room I aee th. robed executlvea tako their places. At a long table ad­ jacent to my own McBride, Porter and Atkln assume thslr appointed aeate whU. ranged ayatematloaUy SPENCER'S MEN SHOPS around the room Nicholson, Nash, 44 Morris, Buek, Eckardt and Dav­ The Men's Wear Centre of Vancouver" ies, in th^-t ortUr, slouch behind desks fit for th. offices ot kings themselves. TO. meeting begins by Atkln Finger-Tip slowly spelling out - her minutes, assisted over difficult words by Fall Line-up of Coat McBride and Porter. During thla painful proceae th. other mem­ bers fall aaleeep on. by on. but 910.50 are auddenly awakened by Mc- Brlde'a sharp call for new bual- New for the campus! Nat­ ural camel shade In pure The aubject of the Cairn Cere­ mony la on hand and a heated Campus wool polo cloth. Made argument aa to who wUl make with fly front and full campaign apeechea enauea. Finally McBride wine th. day, and th. zipper. beams at the bought of ad- Someone suggests that he may not be seen because of hla shortness of suture, but this difficulty ls quickly overcome. Clothes USE THE BUDGET "I shall put In a requisition PLAN immdiately for a pair of stilts." Smart "toggery" doea play an important part in your curricu­ Pay one • quarter quothea the president. lum. Confidence in your clothes helpa you "do your beat" down and the bal­ every time. Here are a few of our authentic campus fashions ance in three month­ • TENSION grips the meeting as come, see the rest! ly payments. the tin-gods ponder the prob­ 1 lem of a compUmentary list for the Frosh Reception. Nash U reading in a monotone the names of those whom he suggests for the prized ducats and Is rudely in­ terrupted when he drones, "One each for the officers." "Why, I didn't know the CO. T.C. got In free to the Frosh!" Indignantly exclaims secretary Atkln. Her two body-guards quietly subdue her with water as they patiently explain the officers re­ ferred to are those now present in thc room, and not of the mili­ College Town Hats tary variety. Wider rims, lower crowns and new shades in green, blue and brown. The "College Town" is

MUSICAL SOCIETY—The first banquet of the season wUl be held Wednesday, Oct. 2 in the Cafe at 6 p.m. Admission 40 cents. Save for Victory! Everybody welcome. Buy War Savings DAVID SPENCER Certificates FOUND—Small change purse Regularly containing money, found in Ap­ LIMITED plied Science building during sup- plimentary examinations. Owner apply *t A.M.S. office. Tuesday, September 30, 1941' THE UBYSSEY Page Five

What Every How It Will Look November 11 $250.00 Offer Freshman THURSDAY NIGHT IS Should Know Foto - Nite e THE 1941 freshman can teU her mother a lot of thlnga—or thinks ahe can. She probably at the knows almost aa much about the Army and Navy and drafteea aa DUNBAR and her dad. But ahe'U be off to col­ lege—because ahe doesn't know VARSITY THEATRES enough. The "Class of '45" wlU aoon be sprucing up for the yeara' aoclal functions with aU aorta of ideaa peeking from pompoudoura and Style Right getting mixed up with banga and curia. So "before it'a too late" Style you know is and "I told you ao". here are a direct from leading de­ few tipe on how to be the glamour signers of men's fash­ girl of the campua. ions. Wide choice in The hints are from Zacka Ltd. —Courtesy The Dally Province. who may be juat a bunch of patterns and colours in grandfathers to a coUege girl, but • FUTURE MINDED students visualize this new stucco building not as shown in this finer fabrics. they're reaUy as modern and up- architect's sketch as the C.O.T.C. Armoury, but as a possible airplane hangar for the class to-date as a defenae bond. They of 1950. Indeed, in construction it is similar to hangars now being built for the Common­ have aome simple, sane and sound wealth Air Training Schools. In size, 176 by 112 feet, its drill floor is 44 x 112 feet, with no Ideas for the younger generation Suits and and they line up aomethlng Uke obstructing posts because of the use of Hamilton trusses. The style conforms to other non- thla. permanent University Buildings. Architects are Sharp and Thompson, Vancouver. 1. When you buy a dross for Topcoats hard campua wear, buy on. that makea you look Ilk. Lena Turns* wack, where the principal la Car­ Tailored to your in­ —but also get one with good wide aon McOulre, a former A.M.8. dividual measure. prealdent. aeame that wlU look Uk. "some­ Col. Shrum Outlines thing" after it hss bmma dryclean- Rom* Weiaa ia teaching at Haney, ed a dosen times. Frannl. Humarey is at Stewart 28»5 2. Don't think you are helping Year's Training Island, and Flora Swan In Rasa- e land. ^ reduce th. coat of your education by sending s dreea off to th. • The CLANG OF MARCHING FEET onoe again echoed Phyllla McEwan is teaching Other Ranges up to oheapeat claa.' * you can And. across the campus Saturday afternoon, aa the male popu­ Phyaical Training in New West­ You'U have to beg for a new on. lation of the University Inaugurated the second year of oom­ minster. at Christmaa snd that'a a bad Un* pulaory military training at U.B.C. Oraoe Cuthbert is working In th. READY-TO-WEAR for th. check book. On Friday evening many students learned for the flrst Statistical D**partment of th. Oov­ SUITS and TOPCOATS 2. Select tweeds and woolens ernment of B.C. Larg. atock o_ early. Fall, anfyals time that the "spit and polish" days of the army were not in- that are reaUy wool, but rayons Walter Nichols Is with Wasting- feTf^ffS?^'*^ At and aynthetlca that won't puU out entirely gone, and that buttons still have to be shined and boua. in Hamilton, Ontarlol. ^____rt%r of Shape and glv. them Intelligent boots polished before a soldier oan appear ln publio. Charles Parker, Prealdent of On Saturday th. atudent train- aBBBBB._^_ma..^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_» Selene. '41 and Jack OUUea, also 4. When you buy a dim**, look eea were organised Into three of Science '41, ar. working in a at the belt. WIU It dryclean? If groupa, the C.O.T.C laat year's obUgatlon to go on active aervice Montreal airplane factory. the dress fabric ia cemented to Basic group and th. new Basic tor m*>mb*r* ot the O.T.C. than Elate Holbrook and Floreno. an imitation leather backing, yeu group. Each group waa marched for membera of the Basic. Mille are working in banka, as sr. wlU not get a great deal o_ wear into the Auditorium to hear the Thoae who wiU receive transfer MoUle Melghen, and Mary Beale. from It, How«vtr, If yeu buy a Commanding Officer, Lieut.-Col­ will be listed in orders published Barbara Conn, Jean Struthars better dreaa with a better belt, a onel Oordon Shrum, M.C outline thla week. and Connie Fairlelgh are going ia good dry cleaner oan clean tt sep­ their part for the coming year. Another change which ia of great training in th. hospital. The best la SPORT arately by hand and It wUl be Importance ia the fact that thia Marion McDonald Is at McOill Col. Shrum Informed the men COATS, SKI SLACKS wearable for aome tlm.. year no apecial paradea wiU be Kay McKay la in the Vancouvar and RAINCOATS. that O.T.C. lectures and Basic held to permit defaultera to make 8. When you buy a drees, think PubUc Library. physical training will atart on up time. The students must put of the maintenance. You probably Wednesday, Oct. 1 and lecturea for in their time at the regular par­ know If you drive a car that It's the Basic wiU atart aa aoon as ades. In case of sickness, a sick not the coat but the upkeep. A Major Eckhardt arrives. Major parade will be held at 12:30 hours, good dreaa and a good olUeaner Mac! cod, Basic Instructor last at whioh the atudent will be given wUl aave you lota of headaohes, year, wUl deUver the C.O.T.C. lec­ sick leave and credit for the par­ and In the end you'U. apend leas tures this year. ade, or In case of minor sickness for dry-leaning. Men who wish to transfer from some Ught task In the orderly the Basic to the Officer's Train­ room wil be substituted for drlU. ing group should report to the When the armories is completed orderly room If they have not al­ arrangements wll be made to hold ready done so. Preference wiU be parades to suit the time-tables. given to men who signify their It was also announced that the -2gi intention of going on active ser­ building whloh has been erected FAlr. 4141 5th AVE AT MAIN vice, if too many should desire a behind the Science building by transfer, however, there ls no more the R.C.A.F. for the training of airmen ln the radio course 'will «< become part of the University af­ 99 ter the war. It is a laboratory Buy B. G. Products which will accomodate 75 studnts. With the present crowded con­ ditions In the labs., second year ** Foot Pal Shoes physics students can pray for the Buy B. C. Products" was never merely a sentiment. war to end soon so that the con­ It was always sound economics. With the Empire at For. Men gested classes in this subject will be relieved. War, it becomes more than that ... it becomes a pat­ Tan, Black, also Wine, _ -_ riotic duty. Every dollar spent at home, where a dollar Sizes to 12 S.OU is still a dollar, helps the War Effort and helps you too. Graduates This war has made us realize how very fortunate we are in being able to live so extensively on our own Activities resources. By far the major portion of our domestic Town Talk Shoes needs . . . fruits, foodstuffs, textiles, boots and shoes, For Ladies Variegated to name only a few . . . can be supplied by our own • OUR INQUIRING RE­ Brown, Blue, Black, also — __ PORTER has been Farms and Factories. Tan, sizes to 10 O.50 snooping around to find out what all our grads are doing British Columbia thrives by its Industries and its now. Here is what a few of Industries thrive by each other. Help one and you help them are now doing. JAMIESON BROS. Margaret McCoU Smith and them all. 837 GRANVILLE Owen De Bou, former secretary ot the Freshman class, are taking business courses. Bea Scott is " BUY B. C. PRODUCTS >» planning to do so In the near fu­ ture. Harry Lumsden, former preal­ ** ** Special Student Rate at - - dent of the A.M.S., is working at CAPITOL - ORPHEUM - STRAND - DOMINION David Neon Products. By Presentation Of Your Student Pass Norma Bow and Margaret Mor­ row are working at the Bay. Orson Welles Bob Hope and Paulette Jim Harmer, president of the Department of Trade and Industry in Goddard in M.A.A., Edgar Dewdney, Jack "CITIZEN KANE" "Nothing But the Truth" Roberts, and Jack West are in the Parliament Buildings, Victoria, B. C. with also Army. the Mercury Players "Private Nurse" Gerry Armstrong, Women's Big E. G. Rowebottom, CAPITOL Block President, is working ln the ORPHEUM Statistical Department of the Wo­ Deputy Minister. "Whistling in the Dark" "The Bride Came C.O.D." men's Compensation Board. with Red Sketon and starring Bette Davis Verna MacKenzie, former direc­ Hon. W. J. Asselstine, Conrad Veldt and James Cagney tor of the Radio Society, is at the also Dennis O'Keefe In also John Garfield in I/niverslty of Indiana, studying for Minister. "Lady Scarf ace" "Out of the Fog" her M.A. ln radio. Ed Barton, former president of STRAND DOMINION the Letters Club, teaches ln Chilli- (continued In next column) Page Six THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, September 30, 1941

Ex Black-Watcher New Fraternity and Sorority U.B.C. Students Not Lazy; Printing and Engraving Our Speciatly Psychology Professor DANCE PROGRAMMES Woik Way T'ru Collitch • A CURIOUS COINCIDENCE arose in the switching of INVITATIONS, 'AT HOME' professors to fill the breach left by Dr. Thomas Hender­ LETTERHEADS and • AS USUAL VARSITY STUD­ travellers to the cabins at a tour­ Teaching riding to the ladiea on son of the Psychology department in going overseas with CHRISTMAS CARDS ENTS proved this summer that ist camp in the Interior. a dude ranch up-country waa the the Black Watch regiment of Montreal. • they are not afraid of work. Only Phll Fitz-Jamea rowing team privilege of Boyd Croaby, but Bud a few studenta now attending the manager, and Harry Kermode Speera Shifted heavier barrels a- Dr. Alex Maslow of the University of California who GEHRKE'S campus did not earn moat of their were logging with Bloedel Stewart round in a C.P.R. freight yeard. replaced him, served overseas with the same regiment during 886 Seymour St. fees this summer. up n iwth. Jack Hopkins also ven­ Ian McSwan ground things to the last war. Supervising Vancouver Play­ tured far, distributing for Home pulp in a paper mill on Howe Buchy-moustached Maalow could grounds were Lola Nicholson, Oil in the Skeena district. Sound. Dave Vaughan "swung it" not account for this singularity Brenda Philips, Jane Murdoch, aa assistant pro at the University and waa reticent on the subject Dorothy Hlrd, Dora Combolos, John Nicholson saw the sea on a flsh packer in the Queen Char­ Golf Course, with Jim Wilson of his service. Gwen Hammond, Ruth Wilson, caddying on the aame greens. Betty Badger, Kay Meredith and lottes, while Johnny Farina saw "I was with the Canadians in Helen Brandt. lt from a Union cruise boat, Mining in' the Interior wero 1917-18. That ls all", he said. Phll Wilson and those 14 science- Assisting these girls with the John Kennedy waa aaoclated A clance at hla sturdy face how­ with Standard Oil, and Mel Walk- men who are still playing hookey ever indicated that many memor­ NOTICE TO day's schedule were Harold Burks, Grant Robinson, Ken Eldridge, ey clerked in a local drug store. until next week. ies of the past still remained. Gordon Bertram and Jack McMil­ More C.P.R. boaters are Bob Bill Wilbur of the Radio Soc­ Listed as his favorite hobbies lan. Wallace, BUI White, Harry Ellis iety tried his hand at managing are hiking and reading, although and NeU Keller. the affairs of a lumber firm in as he said "In my profession read­ STUDENTS Gardening at Tranqullle was the Interior. ing could hardly be called a hob­ Laurie Selkirk. Daryl Selkirk did One of the more romantic jobs, by, but rather a business." mapping for the B. C. Forest Ser­ girls, waa that of Norman Webb, Dick Woodsworth played nurse­ vice. Dr. Maslow received his B.A. who guided hunters on Forbid­ maid to Indian children at his and M.A. degrees at the Univer­ re Sessional Fees Ken Heater laboured ln the den Plateau ln B.C, June Hewlt- father's school near Edmonton, and sity of Michigan where he taught packing ahed In th. Kootenay, son attended summer school, Mel Gardner did the some to fuaay for two years Later he gained his 1941*42 while Oeorge Robertaon occupied which really ia work. customers at Hudson's Bay count- doctorate at the University of Cal­ the rear platform ot a B.C.E.R. Don Kurtz engaged in the fine Mrs. ifornia atreet car. old art of boat making, while Gil Thelmn Wylea reported for the With, regard to our aluminum Last day for payment of First Term is CAPITALIST Bradner waa a little more primi­ News Hi-rald under editor Pierre drive he mentioned that atudenta Las Sugarman went Into busi­ tive in hla work of stump blasting. Berton, while Mickey Bodner lived at California had carried on a October 6th, 1941. ness for himself, encouraged by The Weatern Peat Company em­ a normal life In a B.C.E.R. office. similar campaign last year. hla success aa business manager ployed Charlie Carncross, George . . . But the list goea on. In odd In answer to the Inevitable quea­ for the Player's Club laat year. Townsend and Harry Warner, corners ot th. province U.B.C. tion about the beauty of our cam­ AU cheques must be certified and made Farming in the hot Alberta sun and the Phoenix Cannery in atudenta-^provod that thla la a pua he waa very emphatic. waa th. lot of Lonard Wannop, Steveston had Terry Lord on tha rich man's college In the moat "One of the moat beautiful I payable to the University of British while George Wllaon escorted tired roster. practical way. They worked. have ever seen!" he exclaimed. "The mountains", (Dr. Maalow'a eyes glistened at the thought of Columbia. NOnCE —• Club presidents ate CHEMICAL ENOtNRBRINO SO­ TRANSPORTATION WANTED a winter's hiking) "th. view, th. ask.d to caU regularly for their CIETY wiU hold Its tint meeting —From vicinity of 41at and Urn trees, th. grass . . . everything la mall at th. Letter Rack la the thla term on Friday, October 3rd, Streets. Phon KErr. 38MY — _H lovely!" For regulations governing Fees, consult AJMS. office. at 18:30 In Sclenoe 418. litis club la evening, except Saturday. One thing la certain. open to membera of 4th and Btta • • • • your Calendar pages, 39-42 inclusive. • • • • Our new philosophy profeaaor year Chemical Engineering. LOST—A grey Schaeffcr foun­ likes the campus. tain pen. Finder plaase return to Late Fee will be strictly enforced after OYM CLASSSS — AU mate atu­ • • • • LOST — Olrl'a brown ralnooat, A.M.S. office or phon. D. Agnew, denta must register at ease for MA. 4806. due date. two holf-hour periods ot P. at, re­ Wednesday afternoon at.the TM • • • • quired by th. C.O.T.C. AvaUable Danoe. Apply Owenn Wallace, VARSITY Band - A general times are posted In th. Quad. Arts Latter Rack. SOCCER—Ther. will be s mak­ ing on Wednesday at 18:80 In the meeting wlU be held in th. Men'a mens club room of tho Brock HaU. Club Room of the Brock on Wed­ Bursar, e e e e e a a a neaday at 18:80. VARAITY OUTDOOR CLUB - Plana are being mad* to enter AU thoae who hav. had som. LOST—Black Waterman's "Juni­ lltare wUl be a meeting Antr-day two teama ln a Wedneaday league. The University of British Columbia or" fountain pen. Find«r pleas* previous band experience are In­ noon, Ootober 8, in Ap. Sc. 88T, to AU former players and freshmen vited to attend. Freahmen ar. return to A.M.S. office or phone discuss hiking, akling, and cutting with aoccer experience are wel­ H. Warner, ALma 0497L. particularly urged to be present wood. come. at thla organizing meeting. _». Greetings to the University BRITISH COLUMBIA CEMENT CO., LTD. at War BELMONT BUILDING VICTORIA, B.C. Manufacturers of Mr. W. C. MURRIN PORTLAND CEMENT Mr. J. E. THOMSON Guaranteed to Pass Standard Engineering Specifications Plants at Mr. T. S. DIXON Tod Inlet and Bamberton BELL & MITCHELL LTD. Capacity 541 West Georgia Street 1,500,000 barrels per 'Annum Deliveries made by water and rail anywhere in British Columbia. 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We Are Very Proud Of Our Contribution to B. C.'s Mining Industry. Boyles Bros. Drilling Co., Ltd. Tuesday, September 30, 1941- THE UBYSSEY Page Seven U.B.C. Expert Presents Ping Pong Advice For Beginners a.—IgnlUon reaulta from heated argument or proximity to furnace. golf balls, or, if golf balls ar. NOT BY CARO-SB LANDI8 a.—IgnlUon reaulta from h.sted argument or proximity to furnace. golf balls, or, if golf balls on the priority list In your home, roUer b.—Easily crushed when stepped on In dark corners. skates wiU do almost as weU. • BECAUSE of the great Intereat ahown in footbaU, basketbaU, rugger c—Censored. B. A carbon aro Ught ahould ba suspended, at ey. level directly and the like on the oampua, w. offer the foUowing advlo. on ping- 4. The Bat (cudgel)—Obviously too small, th. bat ta rounded ln front of the enemy's face. pong. to prevent arbitration of dlaputea by stabbing and too Ught to be uaed aa C. If a wild shot la made, rap the table sharply with your bat, Although thia gam. ta at Its beat on (or under) a table, th. an effective mlaaile. (Th. Invisible hoi. in tha middle of every ping-pong drawing yourself to fu_T height, and claim a net service in a high but. material will not be, aa you might hav. suspected, in tabular form. <~*w bat has had aclence baffled .van alno. th. advent of Einstein and Oage). determined falaetto. the benefit of eclenoe atudenta only). 8. Opponents—Blind midgets ar. deslreable whwi beginning. But D. It should b. remembered that h. who calls out th. seor. moat often ta moat often th. winner. The beginner wiU find It easier to play th. game with, rather as aklU Is acquired surely, but oh ao slowly, sn attempt to Improve SklU B. For moro advanced information we would refer th. reader than without, th. foUowing equipment: ahould be mad. by challenging stronger players such ss cripple., pars- lyUo victims, snd finally women. No superior player should be attempted, to the "Oreen Sheet" or falling that, the "Pink'un". 1. The table—Placed about danger-point holght on preferably as this often Lada to a frustration complex often resulting In paroxyma DO BE DECENT unsteady supports. For beat reaulta, table should be level on one mid and drinking, aa in 4th year Appltod Science. It la only neoeaaary now to add that th. rulea of everyday decenoy and warped on opponent', end. It is Invariably painted a bright green WE SUGGEST snd sportamanahlp apply ln this gam. u ln all others. This ahould b. by proflt-aeeklng .ye specialists. The apparatus having been assembled tn a room containing not Impressed vividly on the mind (if any) of the opponent by pmniaalon 2. 111. Net—Occasionally mad. of netting. Should be too high leaa than on. furnace, on. waahlng machine, flv. aet tubs, two wormy preferably, or by force If neoesaary (and poaaible). and too long for th. completion of an otherwise spectacular ..turn. In doge, and two cats whoae lnatlncta are simple If not pure, th. beginner In conclusion w. wish to add that thla Invigorating Indoor aport colder weather, the net la more often uaad aa a mor. pUant bundling would do well, if not better, to obeerve and commit to memory thi* haa been rising rapidly ln pubUo esteem ln th. past few years, snd with board. foUowing euggeatlons; the help of thia edifying masterpiece, we feel that the campua turn-out for 3. The BaU—An invisible sphere, reported to be made of cel­ A. Th. gam. wlU be more diverting, though perhapa mor. haz­ archery ahould reach a new high before th. end of the preaent semester. luloid for the foUowing reasons: ardous, if th. floor at th. opponents end of the table la covered with Quick Watson, the needle. Bookstore Manager Retires AccidentTotal Joseph * Letters to the Editor IncludesThree After 17 Years on Campus Upperclassmen All lettera to the editor muat b. us ln the lurch, they pushed out • AMONG THOSE mowed down by the retirement clause Joseph signed as evidence of good faith. Into the middle of the floor, at the University ls John "Geordy" Morgan, manager of • AN ACCIDENT which occurred Names wlU bo published unices crowding all the dancers in the while he was timber cruising otherwise stipulated. middle. L the University Bookstore since 1924. for the first time, near Harrison • Josle got a really snazzy dress Then, again, at the S.C.M. dance Noted for his fluency in French and Italian, Geordy had Lake, forcea George Mllllgan, sec­ for the Frosh Reception to­ Saturday night, about fifty Fresh­ formed many friendships while acting in this capacity and ond year science man, to hobble night at the Rose Marie Dress EDITOR, THE UBYSSEY, men came stag, leaving about fif­ notice of his retirement was bad news to many senior stu­ about the campua on crutches. Shoppe, 2186 West 41st Ave. It's a DEAR SIR: ty Freshettes at home by the fire­ dents on the campus. George slipped off a windfall and black velveteen dirndle, with em­ As a freahman to the univer­ side who would have liked to cut his thigh with his axe and ta erald green leaves appliqued a- sity I would Uke to pay a few come and Join In the fun. Mr Morgan came to the Fair- now on compensation. This brings round the hem. At least that's view shacks from the position His knowledge of languages Is a the total of upperclassmen on compliments. I have never come Now, I admit that we girls love what she called it. I don't under­ of chief plumbing inspector ot result of hia yeara ln dealing with crutches to three. across such a friendly spirit, as to have a nice stag line, but don't stand these terms. Josle got a laugh Vancouver and immediately pro­ such nationalities ln hla job aa it should be among people who you think that fifty unattached th. other day when 1 told hor ceeded to acquire an education -plumbing Inspector. Other unfortunates are Albert hav* aa their common aim the boys do rather complicated things? Miller and B1U Norton. Miller about a certain Phi Delt basket acquiring of education. during hia stay at the halls of Jack Hunter who takes over the bailer who wears his pyjamas un­ So, how about gttlng together learning. waa Involved in an auto acldent, der his army suit becauae it's ao I like too, the many cluba which with us, Freshmen? We are just store ts well-known to students while Bill Norton wka hurt work- scratchy. Is "be prepared" the operate on the campua. Through dying to meet you. He obtained hia Junior and Sen­ through his work ln the chemistry . Ing in a construction job at Point' ior Matrlc at the B.C. School of motto of the army too? Rose Mar­ theae the atudenta can expreaa "DISGUSTED FRESHETTE" storeroom for alx years and for Grey a year ago. themselves and learn to apprec­ Pharmacy and Science, now ie has aU kinds of wooUle dresses, one and a half years as aslstant just the thing for the dance to­ iate the workings of our democ­ known as "Bain's." ln the bookstore. night. Phon Ke. 2874. racy. The Editor, Dear Sir: In following yeara he attended TRANSPORTATION from 13th How else are we going to show Aftr reading a column entitled extra-curricular and summer clas- Mlsa Elsie Copp alao succeeds Ave. and Stephens. Phone BAy. • Open letter to all Varsity girls: the rest of the world, after this "The Gatepost" In the Ubyssey for es nnd graduated in 1931 with first Miaa O. Scott aa atore aeeretary. 8179, and aak for Florence. Dear Co-eds: Have you heard conflagration is over, the value of Sept. 28, I feel a little surprised class honours In economics. about Wonder-Bra, made by Can­ our way of life unless we have this at seeing a left-winger still snip­ • adian Lady? They come ln junior, spirit and these activities? ing at the war. I thought they had The Indefatigable Mr. Morgan all quit that when Hitler returned medium, and full bust sizes. Prices The other day I went as usual to then gained hia M.A. in 1934 In COLLEGE CLOTHES OF DISTINCTION are $1.00, $1.25, $1.30, $1.75 and the caf to eat my lunch. Quite by to "Fascist" status by invading the same subject. Since then a $1.05. Diagonal slashing for uplift chance I learned that the tables their sacred Soviet. Master of Arts has sold booka to control. Colors: tearose and white. down the center of the room were Tho present time is one of great damp freshmen, who were Ignor­ 1 fb***** (Signed) B. M. Clarke, reserved for sororities and fra­ crisis for our side in this war, Mr. ant of their august company. 8TULI8T-— 2317 Oranvllle St. ternities. I learned that there were Editor. Now is no time to detract The former manager hates to And while I'm opening letters, twenty of these societies and that from the issue by quoting trivial leave hla store now. He has amen here's something that came by thc these tables were reserved for vignettes In our University paper. It grow from a little alcove in the 315 Arts and Crafts Bldg. PAc. 1028 postman: their members. We should all, instead of ques­ "Shacks" to its present propor­ There's many a good man ruined Slightly Incredulous, I learned tioning what is being done, ques­ tions and he visualizes a further And many a good woman too, these things. Perhaps other new­ tion what ls not being done to increase in its size. win the war. By someone starting a story, comers to the university are also "Geordy" ls proud of his record. STEPHENS - TULLY Not a goldarn word of it true. surprised. I wonder what Gobemouche is With glee he Informs you that he FLORISTS Now If you ever hear a story, Please do not mistake me on doing to promote the cause of helped organize the City HaU Em­ Of a man or a woman's good this point; I do not feel any ran­ fredom of the civilized world a- ployees Union and was one of the FOR CORSAGES THAT ARE DIFFERENT name, cor towards the Idea of such insti­ gain3t Nazi Germany. Apropos of founders of the old Socialist Party Dunbar at 26th Tel. BAyvlew 9677 Just say it's a lie and forget It, tutions. They have proved them­ war poems I •would recomend to of Canada. And never repeat it again. selves to be of value and the stud­ him, one not in Munros, that Can­ ent that finds hlmaelf included in adian poem, "In Flander's Fields:" • Josie and I were looking around their pursuits may count himself I do not deny htm hia right to In Rae-sons, 608 -QranvUle St., fortunate. his opinions, but I would suggsst at T. B. LEE'S yesterday for a pair of sports shoes Do not the sororities and fra-. that you, as editor, deny him the for her, and honestly, they have ternltles know however, that they Ubyssey in expressing his con­ ^ new the largest stock of low priced discredit .themaelvea in the eyes tempt of our cause. aport shoes they ever had. There's of many studenta by adopting a jjj arrivals/ a rumour going round that th. policy auoh aa that followed In freshette who confessed to finding the Caf? In every unlveralty there A suggestion has been brought a cheer-leader "the moat interest­ la aome feeling of bitterness a- forward by Oeorge Robertson, up- ing man on the campus" at the gainst auch bodies and it la main­ perclaaaman. In regard to the book­ Freahette Supper the other night, ly due to Uke procedures. store. Thla plan, In Robertson's uaed to go round with him ln High There may be something to be opinion, would Improve th. per­ School. Shoes for campus or sport aaid for the action ln the caf and formance of the atore by giving wear come in black, brown, and if there la than I would be very quicker service and cutting the two tonea. Popular styles are Interested ln a reply by one of cost of booka for the average monk straps, ghillles, loafers, and the members. freshman. saddles, and only $4.95 and $3.95 at If there ta no reply then there Is Rae's Clever. Hta scheme ta outlined as fol­ only one thing to be done, and lows: All my girl friends seem to love that soon; we must laugh this ri­ AU freshmen would have their the Shetland aweatera that they diculous policy out of existence. feea Increased by a nominal sum get at Oeorge Straith'a Ltd. They We live in a democracy, we bo- which would go towards buying Raincoats wear them with matching or con­ Ueve In lt and aa a nation are the booka necessary for the flrat trasting skirts and jackets. Josle fighting for it. Can we aa a dem­ year. At the end of the term and got a really neat outfit in blue . . ocratic institution permit an un­ If the booka were In good Shape t**,r*A them they it matches her eyes. One poor man democratic .condition to exist? the atudent would be returned on tho campus was infatuated with FRESHMAN. the greater part of the money. a big slater, but he didn't know AU booka would be distributed her, ao he aaked her Uttle stater to the freshmen leaving the book­ to the Froah Reception. Now the Editor, the Ubyaaey, Dear Sir: store free for the use of the up- big sister has found out the state Why doesn't someone tell the perclaaamen. of affairs and phoned him up. I Freshmen that they are not doing Ac-ordlng to Robertaon this don't see how people get into such their part by us Freshettes? We would leave everyone ln a hap­ a muddle .V-neck pullovera are are juat aa new in thla place aa pier frame of mind. popular thia year for campua wear. they are and, unfortunately, cus­ Smart, too. tom atlll glvea the men the upper • • • • hand in making introductions or asking people to dance. And what VARSITY CHRISTIAN UNION WANTED — Transportation for are we to do If they simply won't —Dr. Elbert Paul, city pastor, will three from corner of Point Orey mix? apeak at the Friday meeting at and Blenheim. Phone Jack Oour­ At the tea-dance on Wedneaday, 12:43 ln Arta 208. Frosh especially lay, BAy. 1996L. the Freshmen, after the flrat wild welcome. dash, just stood around and gaped, • • • • leaving the poor Upperclassmen to CATHOLIC STUDENTS — Th. do the honours. Of course, I ad­ Open Saturday Evening tlU 9 first meeting of the Newman Club Convenient mit that we would rather m»et the wlU be held Wednesday, Ootober Tsrms Upperclassmen, but there didn't 1st, at 8 p.m., at the home of Mra. May Be VARSITY seem to be enough of them to go A. W. Cruise, 4411 West 11th Ave. Arranged around. Freshettes and Freshmen are es­ STYLEISHOP And, not content with leaving pecially invited. DRESSES BLOUSES SKIRTS SWEATERS WANTED DINE 405 W. Hastings St. At Homer St. HOSIERY Young men and women to earn $ $ $ T.B LTD. In spare time AND DANCE 4435 W. 10th Ave. AT LEE Only U.B.C. Students need apply ALma 0544 Saturday HOTEL VANCOUVER Walter H. Caldar 4326 Dunbar Page Eight THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, September 30, 1941 e Convivus Scribit

ED. NOTE:—With thla dissertation by a former Sports Editor of thla paper, we begin our series of guest columns for thla year. We plan to present each week tho views of well-known sporta writers, both off and on the campus, and of other aport personalities.

BY ORME DIER • IN THESE DAYS of trouble and strife it is extremely encouraging to chance upon a curt, clear opinion that can stand unaided despite the buffeting of the omnipresent propaganda. Such, in our humble and rather inarticulate opinion, ia the dictum of President L. S. Kllnck that puts Canadian football at U.B.C. into the limbo of beautiful memories. No Guarantee Demanded By Alberta Becauae for once in our short and lndlstingulshed career as (continued from page 1) a columnist, we are able to agree wholeheartedly with the student body can rest assured that powers that be. we are'doing that." Miller Cup Rugby Naturally a lot of maladjusted young behemoths on our McBRIDB SPEAKS • For Mon Only evergreen precincts will feel rather bitter, about the pro­ For himself McBride had thia to aay. hibitions of their only means of escape from the grim real­ Abandoned Again BY HARRY FRANKLIN "Peraonally I aee no reason why ities of civilization, but we can dismiss them with • lateral there shouldn't be a limited foot­ • LATEST sporting casualty list from the U.B.C. front • CRAMPED FOR TIME and Into oblivion. baU aehcdul* this yssr. To expect indicates that Miller Cup rugby has gone the way of apace, but anxiously awaiting atudenta to eome to Unlveralty snd completion of the Armoury to re­ BEAUTIFUL FUTURE IMPORTANT do nothing but study snd attend Canadian football and the dodo bird for the reat of this lieve congestion, Varsity's phyaical For it is the ultimate things we must strive for here military lectures snd parade. Is year and probably for the duration. education program starts in earnest in our halls of higher learning. Picking up the technique foolish. Not only football, but After a brief conference of Coach Tom Stewart, advisor thla Thuraday with army pt. snd other aporta ar. at stake In this of bashing in the collective faces of the Individual opposition Dr. Harry Warren and Manager Charlie Cotterall, lt was de­ badminton. Issue for if footbaU Isn't aUowed Army phyaical training, untU might be permissible for the less erudite nations of the on th. campus this year, why cided not to enter a Varsity team in the annual Miller Cup competition because of the conflict with the heavy military ahlfted to the Armoury floor, earth, but we in Canada must devote ourselves to higher ahould there be any athletics at monopllzea practically aUavaUable things. Winning the war, for instance. aU? For thla reason w. are doing training schedule thla fall. periods. Tumbling, wreatling, bad­ all In our power to hav. th. de­ So far no announcement regard­ And in line with the reasoning displayed ln thla obituary minton, volleyball and table ten­ oislon of th. commltte. success­ ing the McKechnie Cup tllta has organized bashing and booting will nia activity la slated for double edict re football, we should like to humbly suggest that fully appealed." been made, but lt ta believed that be able to expreaa their personal­ duty, once Army recruits begin our good President take it onto hla substantial shoulders to Men'a Athtetlc officials hav. now further negotiations will be car­ ities tc their heart's desire by "play" in the new building. abolish all and sundry athletic activities Indulged in by the revealed th. contents ef the teply ried on and It ta quite possible that signing up on one of the alx proa- frem Alberta. Th. Oolden Bmmw* the ttmoua blue-gold of the Thun­ In any case, Vsrrity's Unkmen undergraduates of our university. pecUve intra-mural fifteens thst have acquired two Indoor practice agraed t. vlalt Vancouver for two derbird will be aeen in th. round have been tentatively lined up. driving ranges ln the Stadium. After all, our purpose out here ia to create good public gamea at Homecoming tlm., to robin aeries for the B.C. champ­ Two Science and two Arta teama Th. apparatus aUowa actual Shot tak. tbelr espaness from gate re- ionship. feelings toward our institution and any education and phys­ with an Aggie and a Froah outfit practice, where only theory and ical fitness that we might acquire in the process is merely cetpta, and to demand no guarantee INTRAMURALS BOOSTED thrown In for good measure would from thla Unlveralty. Th. games verbal commenta laat year were deplorably incidental. Intra-mural rugger ia atlll on the provide plenty of material for a poaaible, here would be for th. Hardy Cup, booka though and thoae huskies Varaity fifteen to enter competi­ with Alberta probably playing Aa an added feature to 1841's willing and able to do a bit of tion from the outalde. DAWNING Saskatchewan In another cup aeries golf program, local professional Our feeble intellect is almost overwhelmed when the on the Prairies. golfers are scheduled to lecture on magnitude of this impending reform worms ita insidious fundamental techniques, Including way into our consciousness. Aa soon as our championship proper grip, stance, swing follow through, and golfer's psychology basketball is disbanded to knit socks for brats from Baluch­ SPORTATORIAL on the course. istan; as soon as our smart soccer eleven is disintegrated into Plenty of second hand clubs will eleven round shouldered swotters; that great day when our Only the Beginning b_ supplied for link enthusiasts at world famous rugger fifteens accumulate blank minds and indoor drills. flat feet by an uninterrupted routine of study and drill; • PRESIDENT Klinck's refusal to sanction a Canadian Figured highly in the mens' ah then, my friends will higher education have proved its football series with Alberta brings to a head not only the physical setup, play "within the football situation, not merely the question of intercollegiate walls" wUl resume action Indoors worth to Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public, the taxpayer no at noon on .Wednesday and Fri­ less. In view of thla favourable reply, sport, but the whole issue of athletics on this campus during days. Outdoor competition is sche­ the nearly forty-strong grid aspir­ wartime. duled at various times. Athletics in any form are merely an expression of prim- ants that turned out to practise itivism that needs sublimation anyway, and the sooner we Back of this individual case lies a minute passed at the Ten teams, 4 Arts, 4 Sciences, last Friday seem justified in their first of the summer by the Council on Physical Education 1 Anglican and 1 Aggie, aeem head­ as the future leaders of our country realize that, the better numerous beefs. and Athletics approving the abolition of inter-collegiate ed for a good year in volleyball, for all. Representative of many are the English rugby, golf, basketball, We need only to go as far as the tactics of the Nazi views of one of last year's stars, sport. Members of the group seemed to feel that the spirit badminton, cross country. Softball Gus Carmlchael. to prove the worthiness of our contention. Never in the of the resolution was that under present conditions the Alma and tug o' war. history of warfare have finer physical specimens, on the CARMICHAEL SPEAKS Mater Society could not afford the expense involved in average, been banded together on the express purpose of He declares: "So much Interest sponsoring a travelling team. has been shown ln footbaU thla nihilism than today in the army of Hitler's ego. But there was no mention made at their meeting of the year, especially by Froah and possibility of other teams travelling here at their own risk Pucksters Therefore, If we are to oppose and overwhelm these Sophmores, that It seems a shame monsters of physical perfection, what we need are not heal­ that so traditional a aport ahould of loss, as Alberta has agreed to do. Dream Up thy, virile young people with plenty of stamina (and foot­ be abolished.' NO EXPENSE TO US ball) but intellectual young things who know the difference Alberta's action, therefore, removes the biggest reason Trip to South between Stalin and Mussolini but who couldn't route march for legitimate action in forbidding the series with Alberta, • ICE HOCKEY wlU make its any farther than the C.O.T.C. that of expense. appearance again this year with Disposing of this argument, what are the other reasons the formation of a Senior team to So by way of a conclusion, we wish to express our be entered in the Commercial sincere appreciation of effort that ha& been put forth to advanced by the authorities for their action ln the present League. abolish football and the sincere wish that the action ia used instance? Those who proposed the series have been asked: An application for a grant of as a precedent to abolish other, demoralizing. athletics on "Can we field a good team?" and "Has Coach Van Vllet the 8380 has been made to be used our campus. time td spend on the venture?" mainly for the purchase of new To these questions the answers are: "Yes. Nearly forty sweaters and other new equipment. Saya Ray Oorman, laat year'a Big newa to thoae who are on men, enough for a team and two groups of substitutes, turn­ the team la a proposed jaunt to • GOLF CLUB and all inter­ • MEETING of Men's Class Ath­ Freahman sensation: "If footbaU ed out to the first general practice last week." and "Yes. the States. Thla trip la dreamed ested ln beginners' instruction letic representatives, Thursday la banned, I wlU faU into an abyss up for next aprlng and It is hoped meet Wednesday in Arta 108 at ln Mr. Van Vliet'a of Ice at 12:30. of despair and be utterly heart­ Because Maury gives up his dinner hour to -coach at the 12:30. • • • * broken." practices, on which most of the time needed for such a series to tak. In Seattle and then a game with U.CL.A.. • • • • • FIRST MEETING of boxers and Quoth Austin Frith: "FootbaU la is spent." much too dangeroua. There ahould Many of last year's stars are • TUMBLERS: Tumbling etarts a'.l thoae wishing boxing com­ be move mhrchlng Instead." Now, after clearing away these obstructions to discus­ back including Harry Horn., Ed this Thursday In gymnasium at petition or Instruction only on Hans Swinton, who turned from sion on the matter, we can turn to what really is the im­ Benson, Ted Taylor, Austin Frith, 12:30. Friday ln the gymnasium at 12:30. golf to footbaU last season, de­ portant dispute behind the whole matter, the question of Jack ShUabeer, Jack Moxon, Alf clares: "It would be lousy. That time of the students and position of athletics or\ the campus. Bonutto and Ted Stevenson. ta, lt would be lousy if footbaU If, as it is argued by those who would forbid football A number of promising men Its Smart to Wear a is discontinued." from the prairies are new to the this year, students can not afford to spend the time on sport, campua this year and should add FAIRORIEVE SPEAKS what of the position of other activities on the campus? greatly to the strength of the Blue Bud Fairgrleve, Frosh Prexy: and Oold squad. "K IRK" "I aee no reason why footbaU DOES IT APPLY TO OTHERS? Are the Player's Club, the Musical Society, the Ubyssey, Any new players and those in­ ahould be banned here if they terested In turning out should get have It in Saskatchewan." which are year round activities, to be banned because they in touch with manager Jack Car­ take up too much time from schedules already full with lisle. SUIT OR TOPCOAT military training? Are all campus organizations with male members to be banned? Or do we read too much into the actions taken in regard • MILITARY TRAINING: All to the football series? Should we instead confine our sup­ students capable of instructing positions to the field of sport? Army physical education are ask­ ACADIA KENSINGTON ed U. report to M. L. Van Vliet's STETSON In that case, the next issue will be the fight to retain Latest — Stetson —.. Leaders office ln south-east corner of 3.95 5.00 6.50 our position in basketball, the one sport carried on last gymnasium. year in full swing and the one in which our senior men's Haberdashery to Suit Your Taste — Season's Newest Johnny Farina, campus legend, declares: "Good heavensl It's team, despite their army training, managed to win the Do­ Ladies Mannish Styles — Made-To-Measure 29.SO up criminal. I'm paying thirteen dol­ minion championship. lars Alma Mater fees. What for? WHAT ABOUT BASKETBALL? Football. It has the shortest season When Jt is time to start the basketball season, will there DuBarry Granville Store on the campus. Aren't athletics an integral part come a decision banning the sport for this year? Open fo army training?" If there is not an effort to reverse the President's de­ PERSONALITY Saturdays 9 p.m. cision on football, and if there is no attempt to define the PORTRAITS MANAGER SPEAKS Manager Gordon MacFarlane be­ position of athletics this year, such is likely to be the case. lieves: "If football is banned, it That is why Council must fight the ban on football Home or Studio will be a shame for the players until a satisfactory situation on athletics is reached. That 2 STORES who are of age to go Into army is why all those who believe as we do that sport, even in 4255 DUNBAR training. By the time they come war time, must not be discarded so simply by edict, should 2561 Granville South and 301 West Hastings Street out they will be too old to enjoy BAy. 4950 the game." back Council in this fight.