Union leaders warn compulsory identity card scheme threatens civil liberties I BIG BROTHER' WATCHING YOU A NEW identity card scheme seriously threatens students’ individual rights in a university move that smacks of ‘Big Brother’, students union leaders have warned. RAIN DAMPENS DEMO SPIRITS The measure is said to represent a dangerous attack on civil liberties, and has sparked PROTESTORS against the comparisons between Leeds University and the police state of Orwell's 1984. ■ M M m Criminal Justice Bill gathered in All students will this year be forced to carry the , CRIMINAL JUSTICE Leeds last Saturday, but hopes of a cards, and may have to wear them in certain DAVID SMITH large attendance were dashed by the university departments. There are also fears that in pouring rain so that only 150 people the future ID cards may be used to store personal not say they were against the idea.” turned up, writes Paul Greenough. information - including an individual's political But Clement responded: “That is completely The march was the latest in a line beliefs and sexual preference. untrue. Some former Exec members may have given of protests both in Leeds and across “These caids are the beginning of a very serious their tacit support but most spoke out strongly the country aimed at drawing public movement to tie you down,” said Elliot Reuben, against it. The university completely ignored attention to the Bill. It attracted former Financial Affairs Secretary at Leeds anything we said. It was a stitch-up.” demonstrators from all sections of University Union. “The next step from here is credit Elliot Reuben, who resigned in protest from his the community to the front of the cards which cany every bit of information about you role as student representative on the university’s ID City Art Gallery. and your personality. card working group, spelled out his objections at a They heard speeches from “The Big Brother idea is not an exaggeration.” mock Ordinary General Meeting this week. “ID activists who described the Bill as Students will initially be asked to wear their cards create a rule and the idea that there is an “the most regressive piece of union cards in new plastic wallets clipped to their offence in not wearing them,” he said. “That gives legislation in the last 50 years,” and clothing and, although the university denies this is a security the power to stop people, take their details compared it to the “language of Nazi formal requirement, individual departments could and demand why they are not wearing ID. Germany.” One of the speakers, rapidly impose a hard and fast rule. “In countries which operate an ID system, the * 9 Tim, lead singer in the Powder “The scheme greatly affects students’ civil people they stop are most commonly from ethnic Monkeys, argued that the Bill “took liberties and privacy,” said Robin Johns, General and other minority groups,” he continued. “If swipe away your right to travel, protest Secretary at LUU. “The university wants to monitor cards are used to access buildings then your personal C fti and to gather. Basically your right who goes where - but people have a right to go information will be recorded. Anyone can then check to freedom.” where they want.” your details and where you were at a particular time After leaving the art gallery the Administration Secretary Ellie Clement said: “The of day. march - led by the Grim Reaper and establishment has certain perceptions about what “That for me is Big Brother.” a coffin carried by pall bearers - constitutes dangerous behaviour. If there are one or The mebting, which voted unanimously against moved into the city centre. two people the university sees as dangerous, they will the scheme, also heard Steve Parry of the Student Shoppers were startled by whistles, be labelled.” Socialist Workers Society: “The ID cards will be screams and chants of “Kill the Leeds University denied the decision had any used to keep a tab on people at this university and on Bill.” sinister implications. A spokeswoman said: “This is a us as students. This is a union and we should have One protestor, Steve Parry of the security measure in response to a lot of thefts from our rights respected.” Socialist Worker Student Society at university buildings. It’s hoped that people will come Additional swipe cards with a number of Leeds Universtiy Union, said: “As a to recognise the benefits of wearing them, but no functions - for instance allowing cashless vending - student who likes partying it’s pressure will be applied. Students should not feel are to be introduced at the beginning of next year. makfng me angry. But on a political threatened by this.’ “We must fight against it now before it becomes too level students need the right to But Liberty, the civil rights organisation, late,” said Mark Walton, LUU Financial Affairs protest, to picket and to party.” expressed fears at the potential of the scheme. “We’d Secretary. A similar march through Leeds be concerned if there was a move towards making Students gave the cards a hostile reception. in July involved around 400 the cards compulsory for students to wear,” a “That’s scary,” said Jane Davies, a second year protestors, and organisers hoped spokeswoman said. “We are unaware of any other Psychology and Philosophy student. “This kind of that due to bigger publicity this universities where this is the case. thing totally freaks me out.” First year English event would be better attended. “You have a right to the privacy of being able to student Joel Rickett said: “It’s draconian. It should However Catherine Muller, one of walk around without people knowing who you are. be up to the individual to decide whether to tell the organisers, was pleased with the Johns claims the university failed to properly people who they are.” Lee Matthews, a first year event: “We got a good response consult students before announcing the plans. “It Economics and Social History student, said: “I’m from the public. The numbers were was pushed through the bigger departments - the concerned about who defines what is a sensitive a bit poor but it was a horrible day.” union should have had a more prominent role,” he building and what is an undesirable person.” Any students wishing to join the said. The cards are seen as an effective way of dealing national march in London on However, the university says there was no with an increase of crime on campus. Departments Sunday should go to LUU’s Exec for suggestion of imposing the scheme unfairly. The which contain expensive equipment, such as tickets, which cost £5 each. Coaches consensus of opinion is in favour. There was Chemistry, are expected to make wearing of the Search for Justice Pic: Rob Swann leave at 7.30am. consultation with past union executives and they did cards compulsory. Inside: Play Total Football, our own fantasy league, and win £ 500j § f h -o o l LEEDS 2 News Gareth’s game of chants Frigid freshers - official FOOTIE finalist Gareth Jones DAVID SMITH was very supportive.” THE myth of freshers week is that CLAIRE e x d r id g e When asked if sex is a priority hit the right pitch when he told The dream dissertation took sex is readily available on tap. The & tanya veingard 59 per cent of men said it came his gaffers that Brahms would play second its sporting chants with a unique solo effort in reality is quite different, according ------very high on their list, in most fiddle to Barnes. ethnomusicology, which puts the music of the tothe results of a recent Leeds Student survey. cases top. Only 8 per cent of women, however, The 22-year-old chants charter played a people on a level playing field. “It’s music in its The average number of sexual partners in the rated it a high priority. blinder by booting over-the-hill veterans like simplest form, like adult versions of nursery first year of study is only six for males and two for Leeds offers plenty of opportunity for going Beethoven into touch and tuning into classics rhymes,” he continued. females - the implication here is that not everyone out on the pull. 77 per cent of males said it was rather than classical. Gareth netted a Music “All the tunes are very simple and the is telling the truth. The survey also found another easy to find a willing partner and 58 per cent of degree after relegating the masterpieces and words tend to be repetitive. A lot of them are big gender difference in that 71 per cent of males females agreed. The best places to pull according substituting a whistle-stop tour through songs trite and insubstantial but the crowds enjoy would sleep with someone on the first night to both male and female respondents are Ricky's, of a different league - the ones they chant at singing them.” compared with only 17 per cent of females. Ritzy's, Mr Craigs, the Poly Bop, the students football matches. Gareth was over the moon to play on the Respondents rated Leeds six out of ten as a city union bars and any of the Headingley pubs. “I went around lots of grounds, standing in major stage when he was put on the spot to where students can indulge in their sexual A barman at the Dry Dock revealed to Leeds the middle of the crowd with a large shoot off about his energetic essay on Radios 1 preferences. The general view of Leeds students is Student that he had caught two men at it in the microphone, recording all sorts of songs so I and 5 Live, but was as sick as a parrot when that the opportunity is there if you really want it, men's toilets and also found a girl on her knees in could analyse the music,” said Gareth, now a Channel Four blew the whistle on a live and which hits back at a poll conducted by Unique, a the toilets with her male partner. A barman at the part-time Education student at Leeds exclusive TV debut on The Big Breakfast. “I new national magazine for students, which rated . Skyrack said that he sees quite a lot of snogging University. “It’s always been an interest of was all set to go on when they said they’d run Leeds as average for sexual indulgence, placing it going on but not many are caught in the full mine, and my football-mad music department out of time,” he said. 21st out of 24 cities. blown act..

s t m m r Exec aets a Leeds Student is an independent newspaper serving Union chiefs take byte students at Leeds University, Leeds granfbash Metropolitan University and other ______CHARLOTTE LOMAS______colleges in and around Leeds. All our A PARTY organised by last year's Exec, journalists abide by a out of student funds has been condemned as "irresponsible" code of conduct, but after it emerged that the cost totalled if you have any DAVID SMITH over £1,000. Exec voted themselves the problems, please money in a signed minute which took contact the Editor. HUGE sums of students’ money has been spent on place after all other meetings had Leeds Student computers for union executives in a move finished. Newspaper criticised as “extremely excessive.” The party was designed for the Leeds University Union The new network cost Leeds University Union some ' incoming Exec to meet with existing PO Box 157 LEEDS £13,500 - enough to keep the union's soup kitchen open for members and the various university LSI 1UH nearly four years. committees with whom they will work. And this year's new Exec are complaining that time and money While the party was described by new has been wasted because the system was so badly installed. Exec member Tim Goodall as "useful" Editor he also admitted that it was "very Tim Gallagher The cost of the computers irresponsible to spend so much - £1,000 has sparked criticism from Exec EXECUTIVE Deputy Editor officers at Leeds Metropolitan is excessive". Matt Roper COMPUTERS ^Another member of the new Exec, University Student Union. "It's who did not wish to be named, said: "We Arts Editors a waste of money and space, won't be voting ourselves another party Hannah Jones and extremely excessive for ‘EXTREMELY what they need," said Pete like that." Eleanor Rose However the party was defended by Christian White Davis, Vice-President EXCESSIVE’ I Robin Johns, General Secretary at LUU Pic: Rob Swann I Elliot Reuben, last year's Financial Communications. Blurb Editor computers have been plagued behind them was very lax and system in place for the new Affairs Secretary. "The money was spent Imogen Ridgeway "They've spent the by far more than teething forgetful." Exec when they took over." for a good reason - it was a treat for equivalent of five years of my troubles. "We've been told it The final decision to buy the He added: "Union Council members!" Books Editors communications budget here at was a cowboy job," said Johns, computers was forced through always collapses at the end of Liz Ekstein LMUSU." who along with the other new without consultation at the end the year, and if you always Jonathan Gibbs Paul Harris, VP Exec officers has been forced to of last term. Exec is waited for them you'd never be Squatting not swotting Administration, said: "I think pick up the pieces. "There was constitutionally bound to wait able to make any decisions." A LEEDS student has joined other Comment&Anaiysis the way they spend money up no discussion as to our needs, Amelia Hill for Union Council, a student But Johns countered: squatters in a disused block in Camden, there is a bit out of order." which has cost us hours of representative committee, to "Rather than spending eight But the General Secretary at writes Toby Wakely, They aim to convert Features Editors effort. rubber stamp all such months thinking about it, they the block into a base to organise Gareth Hughes LUU, Robin Johns, defended "Staff morale has also been expenditure. Instead it pressed should have brought it up much community action and face eviction by Isobel Williams the expense. "It's a waste at the affected. It's a debacle." ahead and bought a package sooner. A lot of problems would the council but have discovered strong moment, but the computers will Administration Secretary which is now said to be have been prevented." local support. Music Editors save us time and money in the Ellie Clement, who found her unsuitable. Mark Walton, this year's Dave Roberts, studying Chinese at Nick Moffat long term." machine did not work and is Elliot Reuben, then Financial Financial Affairs Secretary, Leeds University, is trained as a fitter and Akin Ojumu "If we hadn't' bought them now without one, said: "It was Affairs Secretary, defended the said: "The computers were Steven Ranger a plumber. He has spent the summer Exec would be the only left for a long time and then actions of last year's Exec. "The bought with the best intentions holidays fixing the toilets and unblocking News Editors department in the union without rushed through at the last proposal was actually on the but some things were not the drains at an old nursery site. Paul Greenough computers," he added. minute, which I think is table for a long time, and it looked into thoroughly. Perhaps Roberts said: “We intend to use the David Smith Despite their cost, the six reasonably crap. The person seemed much better to have the too much was taken on trust." empty premises to help the homeless and Nicola Woolcock train the unemployed to help themselves.” Science Editor Steve Hill Back to basic pleasures HEARING Sports Editor Roger Domeneghetti 'BACK 2 BASICS', one of Leeds' premier nightspots, has moved COLIN WILLIAMS AID Picture Editor out of The Music Factory and of the old format will change. Ed Crispin LEEDS UNIVERSITY has found a new home in The Also moving from The Music received a £37,000 grant to Business Manager Pleasure Rooms, but promoters Factory to The Pleasure Rooms is boost its provision for deaf Mark London promise there will be little change the old 'Circus Circus', now students and staff with the aid to the night that attracts hordes of renamed simply 'Circus'. 'The of new technology, writes revellers from all over the Mile High Club' returns on Claire Eldridge. country. Thursdays and 'Up Yer Ronson' The cash will benefit the The Pleasure Rooms is the new moves in on Friday nights. university’s 12 deaf students name for the revamped Rickys on 'Back 2 Basics' though is not by funding five portable Hi- Lower Merrion Street. The everyone's cup of tea. One link systems and a keyboard considerably classier decor will student described them as "a operator. These will enable end some of the drunken student bunch of pretentious bastards" students to watch lectures with nights and it hopes to provide a but another, party-animal Nigel subtitles running on a video more upmarket venue than its Sharp, a third year language monitor or screen. After the predecessor. student called the club "a lecture they will receive a UP IN TH E AIR: Andy Crane and Violet Berlin were at the Leeds 'Back 2 Basics' is still owned by throbbing hot-bed of dance video with subtitles on disc or Dave Beer who promises that little College of Technology last week to promote a sponsored abseil in energy." hard copy. aid of the Imperial Cancer Research Fund Pic: Marina Showay

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 ------News------Gloom descends as debts continue to rise THERE has been a definite rise in student debt over the last year with the cent fewer are now angry about it. North suffering worse than the South, reports published over the summer Meanwhile the Co-operative Bank says that students starting courses have shown, writes Paul Greenough. this autumn will leave owing more then £4,000, even though they come to A Barclays Bank report has found that students are graduating with an university believing they will have just over £1,500 worth of debts when average debt of £2,004 - a rise of 13 per cent on last year's figures. And it they graduate. revealed that average debts in the North of England are higher than in Tim Goodall, Welfare Secretary at Leeds University Union, said: London and the South-east but lower than in the Midlands. "These figures could stop people coming to university in the first place if Their report discovered that attitudes to the problem had changed - 85 they think they're going to end up in serious debt when they graduate. This Tim Goodall per cent more students are now resigned to getting into debt and 28 per year we must fight to get the grants back up to a decent level." Pic: Harriet Walker

Steve Bampton Pic: H Walker Naked bather found fiddling HUNT FOR 'DEVIOUS' LEADER on the roof ______TANYA VKINGARD______WHO ABUSED HIS POWERS ONE unfortunate student, Steve Bampton, had a close shave with death last week when he was left DAVID SMITH clinging naked to a roof after Device promises revolutionary breakthrough falling head first out his A STUDENTS union leader fled the country with his bathroom window. colleagues’ money after organising a prestigious Twenty-nine-year-old Steve, social event, it has been claimed. of Warrel's Grove, Bramley, The whereabouts of Patrick Allso, who took charge of the slipped when he stood up to get finances of a midsummer ball which he then failed to attend, out of his bath on Monday remain a mystery. morning. And the prizes that were to be awarded at the Hilton hotel in Leeds Luckily neighbour and roofer have still not been recovered. Terry Waites heard the smash, and after looking outside to see Allso was treasurer on the organising comminee of the ball, Steve hanging off the roof and held last June for students at bleeding heavily, grabbed his Leeds Metropolitan University. ladders and rusheid to the rescue. He took charge of the prizes - Terry placed a ladder against the which included a weekend 15-foot roof and climbed up to abroad - that were due to be hold the semi-conscious Steve to awarded and is said to have prevent him slipping further. stolen them and left for the Meanwhile, Steve's sister's Netherlands shortly before the fiance, Adrian Lofthouse, clung ‘ ball took place. onto his ankles and threw a f “Pat asked to get the prizes and towel over him to keep him it was agreed that he should, but warm. on the night of the ball he failed to The two men held on to turn up,” said Sean Long, who co­ Steve for twenty minutes until organised the event. “He had [Patrick Allao earlier thl» year5 the fire brigade arrived. Officer- already missed one important regrettable. “People can only vote in-charge, Dave Smith, of THE Department of right person. meeting and hadn't been seen by you in on what they think you will Bramley Fire Station, said: "It Biochemistry at Leeds Bloodhound Professor Findlay, of the anyone for a few days. There was do, and Pat did well for the union. was a very precarious rescue; the University has invented a department of Biochemistry no sign of him at his address, and He was a very committed member roof was very small and we had device which is set to and molecular Biology, said, it looks like he’s now in of Exec and what he did with the to use four ladders to support revolutionise the lives of sniffs could "I believe in 20 or 30 years Amsterdam where he has friends. ball prizes was most out of Steve with a rope slung around future generations. time we'll have these devices “This has betrayed my trust in character. to pull him through the window. In time just breathing find wav to stuck on the walls in all our human nature.” “He was having personal It was a 20-minute operation near the Odourgram will tell houses. Such devices would Allso, who is 44, held a problems, and if your private life before the paramedics could women how fertile thay are. disclose information position of responsibility for two overtakes you then you can’t help treat him in the bathroom." The technological appliance fertility tests regarding the environment years on the executive committee it,” he added. has the most highly around us, and would be able of LMU Students Union. “He But Sean Long remembers a developed sense of smell: ______YASMIN ATAULLAH______to detect a gas leak in the used to say that the job gave him series of similar incidents when Right Old known as the 'bloodhound', house well before our noses an easy life, so he could use an Allso organised events for students it carries a set of sensors representation of the could." office, computer and phone for on his course. “He got a devious Argument? which is attached to a individual's aura, an Early stages of research his own ends,” Long said. “He reputation because he pocketed computer system. odourprint. have resulted in a future had a reputation as a very devious considerable amounts of money RECORDS of Achievement are An air sample is taken The Odourgram's success development of the from various trips,” he said. rapidly being introduced at Leeds individual, not to be trusted.” from an individual and is has been shown by a variety Odourgram as a device for Allso gained the position of Long claims that LMU has University - despite student then passed over the sensors. of tests, in which six different detecting female fertility. It uncertainty over their benefit, Mature Students Secretary at the said it will withhold the award of These respond to any volatile people had 65 samples taken will soon be possible to use union by standing for election a degree to Allso - who has writes Jonathan Gunning components which are found from them at different times. the Odourgram in completed his course in The Recording and Reviewing unopposed. and the response is In every case, the correct identifying food Pete Davis, Vice-President Hospitality Management - until project encourages students to translated into a pictorial sample was matched to the contamination. keep a profile of their educational Communications, denied that he returns the money, although Allso’s election to Exec was the institution refused to confirm achievements, intended to aid this. The value of the prizes is academic and career plans. thought to be no more than £300, "The term 'Record of Achievement' is one we have but it is rumoured that Allso had Bob a job A Firkin' good fight The Shower run up a debt with his landlord of avoided, since most personal logs amount to much more than this", more than three times that figure. BOB Schiffrin, second THE latest Firkin Brewery drinking hole, the ’Feast and Firkin1, has and the Glory The ball itself was soured by said project manager Paul year music student at opened in time to coincide with the new university year, write Vicky Jackson. "They provide an Allso's disappearance. Long Leeds University, hitched Kell and Tanya Veinguard. But with it being located close to the MARK Chadwick, second added: “The speaker got up to effective means of helping up to Leeds over the university campus it appears there may be a battle of the bars between year medic, was last month students reflect, monitor and congratulate everyone on the summer and was picked the Old Bar and the Firkin. confronted by a man in the year’s work, and mentioned review their progress." up by a man who first told Mark Walton, Financial Affairs Secretary at Leeds University Sports Hall showers who More than 20 departments Patrick first of all - prompting him he was a director of Union, says there are no plans to reduce prices at the Old Bar. began to masturbate in people to start booing and hissing. have so far joined the scheme, porn movies but then However, he is pushing for a price freeze this year which would keep front of him, writes Phil It was obvious what had and they are free to design the asked to spend the night the union prices lower than that of the Firkin. Baker. Mark was horrified happened.” records as they wish, depending with him and offered to Prices on selected lagers, bitters and ciders have gone down five and quickly left the cubicle However Chris Allcoat, general on the needs of the student. In give him a blow job at the pence from last year at Leeds Metropolitan University and prices of telling the receptionists at some departments this personal manager of the Hilton hotel, side of the road, writes spirits remain the same. This works out as serving a slightly cheaper the centre. claimed the event had been a profiling has been kept optional, Phil Baker. drink than the Dry Dock. The sports boss Bill whereas in others, such as success. “Everything seemed to go After managing to "Not only is it cheaper to drink at the union bars but students get Butterworth was shocked well and the feedback was language departments, keeping a decline the offer, Bob was back some of what they put in," said Andrew Snowball, President of and said: ‘1 don’t want to log in a year abroad is a course positive. There was a good spirit at dropped off in Leeds. LMUSU. "Whatever is generated goes back into providing better get this to get oat of hand.” the time and everyone looked requirement. facilities in the students union and paying the welfare staff.” happy."______

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 4 News FRESHER GETS HIS KNOBBLY NUTS OUT! HUNKY fresher Ed Roberts got his “I don't embarrass easily but I was might think I must have a massive “knobbly nuts out” on everyone’s shocked, I've only been in Leeds for a ego.” favourite TV show, the Big Breakfast, couple of days - the place is mad.” But friends aren't worried the media yesterday morning, writes Matt Roper. Ed is a fan of Neighbours and Mark “exposure” will go to his head. Paul The first year English student Little, aka Joe Mangel, but he revealed Hurworth, his flatmate at St Marks A mother of a student in appeared in front of 1.5 million people breakfast mega-babe Gabby Roslin is Flats Block E said: “Ed's a bit of a xjLBradford complained clad only in his boxer shorts and Leeds his heart-throb. “I couldn't wait to meet ladies man but I'm sure he will handle this week about her son’s University scarf. her,”he said. “I like the show but I'm the attention. The only problem is he is constant ’phone-cails for Ed was having a quiet pint in the not usually up in time to see it. I was a very hairy - I'm sure Gabby got a shock cooking advice. The latest Old Bar when he was picked out by bit worried because the last ‘hunk of when he took off his shirt” query was the time required Big Breakfast scouts to be “Hunky the day’ was a really huge bloke. I Ed dismissed the tag of “Hunkiest to cook a joint - when she considered working out but I didn't asked him the weight of the Fresher of the Day” on the popular Fresher in Leeds” and was coy about meat he hadn’t a clue, but Channel 4 show. think it would do much good in three revealing the secret of his sex appeal. added helpfully; “It's the He described the situation as surreal. days.” Despite being picked for his “I've never done any modelling and I size of a rugby ball with “I was minding my business when this good looks Ed is worried baring all don't work out,” he both ends cut off.” guy came up and asked whether I might ruin his pulling power: “I've confessed.“Basically I'm a bit of a wanted to be on national TV,” he said. been told I will pull the babes but they bum.” Big Breakfast boy bares all Pic: Harriet Walker Anyone finding grant- budgeting a problem might consider the £26,000 jackpot available out anyone who can prove he is Jesus returning to £arth. It's a tricky one, but Nazi terror group steps up eccentric Ernest Digweed of Portsmouth, who died in 1976, left the lump sum in the Public Trustees Office with instructions to hand it to the Messiah on his return: Theology students campaign of violence take note. CONTINUING Nazi activity in Leeds this summer has Other avenues of financial involved a spate of threats and violence in the city. GUN CHASE ENDS IN CHESTNUT AVENUE gain include bingo centres, Combat 18, a neo-Nazi organisation, has been linked with as Britain is currently various incidents including firebombing and attacks facing a shortage of bingo- directed towards people whom the group has targeted as callers. It has reached crisis an obstruction to its cause. point for Bingo Association This follows the discovery of pro^Nazi propaganda in Leeds and member Ivan Varney, who Bradford, claiming that for any one attack on a fascist, five attacks complains: “Some people are too shy, others you can't would be made on anti-fascists in stand listening to all night.” retaliation. It also asserts that if HIT LIST Students, renowned for the Leeds Trades Council march their ebullience and goes ahead on 26th November, enthusiasm - allegedly - are Combat 18 has targetted 30 anti­ HOUSES deemed ideal candidates for fascists who will be harmed. the posts. The violence culminated with the destruction and firebombing of three FIREBOMBED In the week where placid cars as well as an attack on a member of the group Socialist Worker and them,” she added. The attacks were and wholesome John preceeded by the publication by Denver admitted to carving various assaults, mostly on those involved in anti-facist activity. Combat 18 of a ‘hit-list’ of Yorkshire up his ex-wife's house in a Suspicions are also being directed politicians earlier this year. This has re-enactment of the Texas towards Combat 18 over a recent led to the formation of a special ChainsawM assacre, attack on 56 Brudenell Mount. police intelligence unit in an attempt cosmetics saleswoman The house which was unoccupied to tackle the threat, using tactics such Catherine Gautier has at the time showed, according to as telephone bugging devices in order demonstrated that antil-Fascist Action (AFA), hallmarks to trace menacing calls. A POLICE chase ended in the armed arrest of suspected gunmen in the midst of a busy student appearances can be of Combat 18 activity - “petrol was Porters at the Channel Four area, writes David Smith. deceptive. Gautier has just poured through the letterbox, and the television studios were threatened TTie shocked residents of Chestnut Avenue, Leeds 6, watched police hold a taxi at gunpoint been charged with fraud residence was obviously torched.” whilst filming and research was after pursuing the vehicle through the city. after Paris health officals claimed one AFA member. “It was carried out for a documentary on “People on the street were staring as the police pointed guns,” said Jackie Hayes, a Leeds University student who watched the incident from her home. “It looked like something out of found her anti-wrinkle completely gutted. It's worrying that right-wing violence in the area. One we're reaching the stage where left- LMU student said; “It’s very ‘The Bill’.” cream was made from cat The drama began a few minutes earlier when three men were seen getting into a taxi with what faeces and lard. wing students have to be constantly important that these thugs do not get vigilant because of fear of attack. away with this sort of behaviour. appeared to be firearms. The police were alerted and kept the taxi under observation until it reached Chestnut Avenue, when it was ordered to halt. And finally, research “I don't advise that students They should know that they cannot display their anti-fascist feelings in bully people into their way of Kirsty Mangalis, a student at Leeds University, also witnessed last month’s incident. “The indicated that Manchester men were ordered out of the taxi and forced to lie on the ground,“ she said. “It was very exciting.” University is the easiest the form of badges or stickers, the thinking, their activities will alienate people we are dealing with are rather than succeed with anyone Two firearms were recovered, both of which were found to be only replica guns. The men place to pull, with were later released without charge, a police spokesman said. Newcastle coming close dangerous and it's best not to incite intelligent.” behind. The large number of student bars and nightclubs apparently make Manchester the “number UNVERSITY CHALLENGED Doctor Story DOUBLE DEGREE DELIGHT one city for nookie”, DESPITE good publicity neither of the universities in Leeds have A PHD in storytelling was A PAIR of identical twins was among the 4,037 students who according to a 10 out of 10 awarded by Leeds University rating for opportunities to managed to get a team onto the new series of University Challenge, writes graduated from Leeds University this July, writes Toby Wakely. score. But the consequences Paul Greenough. last month. May Lin and Pau Lin Foo each graduated with a 2:1 in the same of Manchester's dominant LMU's bid didn't even get off the ground as no team was entered whilst The unusual qualification was subject. Pau Lin remarked; “Even the break down of our papers was position are demonstrated the team from Leeds University managed to get onto the reserve list only gained by 37-year-old Vayu almost the same.” by the estimated 12 students to find themselves later disqualified. Out of 150 teams that entered only 24 Naidu, a storyteller from Another couple to graduate together was Stephen and Rosalind a year, who fall pregnant - were destined to be grilled by Jeremy Paxman - after preliminary heats Birmingham who moved to Pike who met whilst studying at the science department and later more than anywhere else in Leeds University came 25th. The team could have gone to the Granada England six years ago. married. the country. studios in Manchester for an all-expenses paid lunch and an opportunity to “Vayu takes traditional Indian Rosalind said: “We were lucky to be studying together because we meet Jeremy himself. However, the chance to be called up at a minute's stories such as the Hindu epic could practise on each other when we had to give talks.” notice to appear was not sufficient for some of the members and the team Mahabharata, and ‘performs* Margaret Clegg is one of Leeds* three first part-time students to disintegrated over the holidays. When Granada heard, the team was them in a more British context graduate. She said; “I started 10 years ago when I didn't have any Compiled by disqualified. David Smith, the team captain, said: “It wasn't just our fault - for mostly Asian children”, qualifications at all. I did a basic RSA followed by O-Levels and an Jacqui Duncan the team was just made up of first years but we were up against post­ explained Dr. Richard Boon, A-Level. I never set out with the intention of doing a degree course, it graduates.” supervisor at the Workshop. just happened.”

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 News 5 End of tracks for noisy traveller End of the road for Otley runner W n f y stu2ent. Andrew Dunn, has spot. PC Fiona Halliday said: “The level was quite OTLEY runner Naill McKay, was lucky to escape though he was shaken, McKay was able to walk been fined £300 for notching up the volume on his loud.” However, Dunn argues: “Although the with just a broken nose and several stitches after to the ambulance and went off to Leeds General personal stereo. Dunn irritated fellow passengers sound was on max, it was not loud at all. For a he was hit by a car outside Leeds University on Infirmary where he was kept in overnight. with music byThe Beautiful South on the train while I thought the whole thing was a practical Tuesday night, writes Paul Greenough A friend, Stephen Curtis, said: “Naill was so from Leeds to Thirsk, writes Alison Wragg joke.” McKay, a third year Civil Engineering student lucky, it was probably as well he’d been drinking Passenger, Chris Parkin was the first to Go Discs, who manage The Beautiful South had been out on the run, when he walked out in - he can’t remember anything - the first thing he complain, he asked Dunn to reduce the noise and have offered to pay the fine for Dunn, who said; “I front of a bus and was hit by a passing car, remembers is waking up in hospital. He looks as said, It was preventing me from relaxing.” want the magistrates to know that this whole throwing him onto the pavement. though he's been in a football match with John British Transport PCs were called to the trouble episode has not cost me a penny.” An ambulance and first aiders soon arrived. But Fashanu but it could have been a lot worse.” Women’s safety: new fears FEMALE students have been warned to stay alert for their personal safety after a spate of ‘flashing’ Mystery incidents in the area of James Baillie flats and a Marching on serious sexual attack at Brudenell Road. The 10 flashing offences A SERIES of demonstrations death of VICTIM’S RAPE has been launched by the accured over the summer, and National Union of Students to are believed to have been ALARM FAILS campaign against the cut in perpetrated by the same man. student grants. It is hoped first year The offences have raised TO ATTRACT they will help the campaign questions over the level of to reverse the 30 per cent A FIRST year Japanese female students’ safety, ATTENTION OF cuts, writes Charlotte Lomas student, Yoko Narou, died especially in view of a recent Prior to the national demo this week two days after sexual assault on a second year PASSER-BY in London is a march in arriving • at Leeds student from Trinity and All Leeds on October 26. University. The 19-year-old Saints College in Leeds 6. NICOLA WOOLCOCK Starting on Woodhouse was to start the new BA The attack occured on the Moor, the demo incorporates corner of Ash Grove and victims has enabled police to degree course in Women’s come up with a description of the a march into town and a rally Studies, writes Tanya Brudenell Road on September 29 outside the Art Gallery. at 12.30am. The Victim was man: white, skinny, between Veingard. 5’6” and 5’8” height, aged 20- Tim Goodall, LUU The other resident's of returning from the pub, when a Welfare Secretary, said: man jumped on her from behind. 30, with black, straight hair. His Miss Narou’s flat noticed clothing was not the same each “The grant cuts will hit that she looked unwell. She She was grabbed sby the throat students in Leeds said she was tired and gave and sexually assaulted, but time, but was generally casual. particularly hard. We had a managed to run to a friend's Sallie Leek, a third year good response last year - the flight from Japan as an Leeds University student, was explanation. house. hopefully this demo will be a An extra dimension to the targeted by the flasher last At lam on Monday a Sunday. She said: “A man FOUR MUSKETEERS. Campaigners against the grant cuts similar success.” flatmate noticed that her attack, making it all the more worrying, is that the victim used approached and asked me about room light was on. She then bus times. Then he siad ‘Look at discovered that Miss Narou a personal safety alarm which was ignored. A taxi passed by this!’ and just thrust out his had collapsed. Her penis. He was standing only a flatmates tried to revive her but took no notice of her couple of inches away from me. I and rang the emergency dilemma. This has prompted the ran home and called the police.” services but she had died 20 student to warn: “Just because Her account of the man fitted minutes earlier. you've got a rape alarm on you that of the general description, An inquest will be held doesn't mean it's safe to go out but she added that he had a although there are no on your own.” moustache. The attack was a suspicious circumstances. The trauma has affected her great shock - “It's not the sort of A university spokesman lifestyle: “I can’t go out of the thing you’d expect then walking said; “This is a dreadful house on my own, not even home in broad daylight. I was tragedy, Miss Narou had during the day," she said. "I shaken up and nervous when only just arrived in Leeds shudder when I go past the place walking around afterwards,” she and was far away from her of the attack. The bloke should commented. home, family and friends.” be shot. ” Ellie Clement, Administration Her assailant was described as Secretary for LUU said: “It is being Asian, about 5’9” with a important for female students to thin moustache, a fat face, a long know that they can collect a free fringe over his left eye and an ‘screech’ alarm from Exec. FINALIST earring in his left ear. “Always try to avoid travelling Most of the flashing cases alone. If you are a victim of a occured in the Hyde Park and Headingley areas. The offender flashing incident don't ignore it, SUCCESS spoke to the victims before it is importnat to report it to the exposing himself - which they police so that they know the A LEEDS student has reached extent of the problem.” the regional finals of a national claim made the incidents all the Millgarth Police has appealed for competition, writes Sam Rose.. more surprising and disturbing. A number of matching information on either the Jacqueline Flynn completed a flashing incidents or the assault. BTEC National Certificate in statements taken from the THE Business and Finance last year at Park Lane College. She is one of 64 regional LEGENDARY finalists, chosen from over 2,000 nationwide nominations, PHONE PERVERT hoping to become BTEC student of the year. "I was A TELEPHONE sex pest who from the public to appeals for SATURDAY surprised, pleased and proud terrorises female students by information. when I heard the news," said posing as a health centre official is PC Mackintosh of Millgarth Jacqueline. still at large, by Matt Roper said: “The calls appear to have Her tutor, Wayne Jenkins, The pervert asks for intimate been made at random. There is no DISCO believes she has a very good medical details before questioning way to trace a caller out of the chance of winning. "She is the the students about their sex blue.” first student I've ever put lives.Worried students contacted Debbie Jones, Women’s forward in my many years as a the Leeds University Health Officer at Leeds University Union LEEDS METROPOLITAN UNIVERSITY S.U. CITY SITE tutor," he said. Service this summer about the urged females not to give out If Jacqueline is successful in calls - believed to part of a series medical details on the telephone: 8p.m. ■ 2a.m. EVERY SATURDAY DURING TERM £2.00 N.U.3./ £4.00 GUESTS. the Northern Region finals, she of nuisance calls by the same man “Students should only disclose will travel down to London for Police sources confirmed no confidential information to their the national finals in one has been charged with the GP. If they get this type of call HAPPY FIRST HOUR, BITTER, LAGER + CIDER 85p A PINT. November. offences despite a large response they should phone the police.”

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 )------Comment & Analysis' It’s your Union: make it work for you

Another year here at Leeds involved. :join clubs and Use Student Advice. Use the national demonstration in will mean many different things societies and if there isn’t woman’s minibus. We set these London on November 9th. to many different students. As anything to suit you, then come services up to benefit you, so if Come and see us if you want the new President and part of a along and set one up. you have problems, come and to get involved or otherwise just skilled and varied executive Get involved with the ask. help and support the action that team, I want to expand on what Student Representative Council. This year, the Student's we are going to be taking. You we are going to be doing and This is the body which holds the Union is attempting to establish can find us in B building city ID cards cut crime. Ravers, squatters and long-haired what our message is for the Executive team accountable and a Course Representative System site or next to the refectory at undesirables cause it. coming year. sets up the policy for the Union. so that we can ensure LMU is Beckett Park. The executive team is elected Unless students get involved providing the highest quality That’s about it. Get involved The solution? Identify the scum and make them wear ID by you and works for you as in the Representative Council, education for its students. Look and use the facilities we provide cards. This is the rationale for both the Criminal Justice Bill students: we are here to the Executive team will simply out for the publicity and the info from the sports clubs to Unipol, and Leeds University’s decision to introduce compulsory represent you. get on and run the Union as we regarding Course Rep’ training from the societies to Student ID cards. To be a truly representative think it should be run. and get involved to ensure your Action and from course reps to The ID card is supposed to prevent theft and stop attacks team, we have to gather ground Use the services that we receiving the standard of the women’s minibus. This is level thoughts and need to know provide for you.These provide education you deserve. your Union: make it work for on students. So walk through Chapeltown at 2am with your the opinions of members of our the Union with income to spend This year the government has you and so will we. brand new card pinned to your chest? A one way ticket to Student Union. You need to tell on non-profitable services such removed £226 from our grants. Jimmy’s, thanks. us your thoughts so we can get as Student Advice, sport and LMUSU intends to take action Andrew Snowball Of course the card is only to be worn in the library and on and act on your behalf. recreation. Money you spend in against the grant cuts through LMUSU President My basic message over the the Union comes directly back letter writing petitioning and some univrsity and some university buildings. So pull down next few lines has to be to get back to you. protesting, culminating in a at the Poly Bop and try explaining to security why your partner has the wrong halls’ ID card. Lose your card and you’ll have to wake up the warden or spend a night on Fight, Fight, Fight! Woodhouse Moor. Leeds University seem to have forgotten we already have a Having witnessed the poor their own lectures and cheap device for keeping burglars out, it’s called a key. turnout of Leeds Students at discussion groups. n H ; UL Cards are inconvenient and more expensive. So why do we last weekend’s protest against Students should not be need them? the oppressive Criminal Justice defeatist about the potential to The only reason can be that they are a useful way to store Bill, I feel obliged to criticise change things. We need the lack of understanding and changes in our time and the information about students. At first it will be your name, general apathy exhibited by the sooner the better. If we are age, sex, and apartment. Next it will be your grant details, majority of students on prepared to accept slave labour exam results and overdraft details. important issues. conditions for others, we will And every time you swipe into the building, this will be Students have an absolute have to be prepared to accept obligation to grasp a political them for ourselves. logged into a computer. Do you really want a faceless understanding of the society If we are prepared to accept bureaucrat knowing in who’s room you spent the night or they live in. Education should the mass killing of civilians and what you had for dinner? empower students to critically conscripts in wars, then we The government’s Criminal Justice Bill has the same effect. interact with their environment. must accept that as our Last year the Tories were at an all-time low in the polls and It is now a requirement for potential fate. most students that they should Billions are being spent on John Major the most unpopular Prime Minister ever. The be computer aware, why should Trident and militarism to only way to please Conservative party conference? Lump they be able to leave college enforce dominance over the all the undesirables together and pass a law against them. politically unaware? third world. Why have such low It was a cheap, ill-considered publicity stunt. This year the The prevailing obsessions expectations as to accept a Tories are just as unpopular and we have the most with hedonism and careerism grant cut? Why should there be are inadequate without an a financial hardship involved? oppressive piece of legislation for a quarter of a century on awareness of the sociological The culture of low expectations the statute books. context of these activities. It is so prevailing that students Soon you will not be allowed to go where you wish, meet should no longer be a tenable don’t expect a proper job with a in groups of more than ten or have any unorganised fun. position for the educated decent contract of employment. classes not to campaign for We should be demanding You can’t even protest against the bill because such changes on behalf of proper financial support and gatherings could be illegal. themselves and the uninformed. supporting workers in their Why were we not asked? Both the university and the We need to organise a system struggle for a fair share. The Editor government seem to think students’ views are unimportant. in which the Student Union Leeds University bosses are not part of a cynical conspiracy compensates for these Darryl Bickler. Leeds Student shortcomings by organising LMU Law. to erode our lives. They have just forgotten they should Leeds University Union represent students’ - not their own - interests. PO Box 157 Both ID cards and the Criminal Justice Bill are expensive, ineffetive and dangerous measures. Leeds LS1 1UH It is said the innocent have nothing to fear from them. But if you go to a rave, smoke dope or don’t like hunting, then Letters should be addressed to the Editor and clearly marked suddenly you are no longer innocent. 4 3IZ2 7 for publication. The Editor reserves the right to edit letters, If you hear anything newsworthy, call which should be no longer than 300 words long. The deadline this number for letters is the Tuesday preceeding publication. We will end up paying for the bill with our freedom. Necessary accessory? An ID not to be endured This year has seen a worrying since the University (not the of the day that, in order to towards an existence based with the Student Union. For the people actually stood up and were development in that old Union) have thoughtfully put enforce the wearing of ID cards, solely around who “authority” new students amongst you, your counted for the causes they favourite, your Union card. In little tags (or a chain if you the University implements some perceives us to be and not just Union Executive spend a lot of believed in, women burned their the past, this unseemly piece of prefer) on them, so you can sort of ruling against those that what we are doing. time in meetings and committees bras to voice their complaints. plastic was wear them. Wonderful...? refuse. The historical evidence Ah yes, say the powers on high with the University, protecting Here’s a suggestion for you - bum housed in Nope. Disgraceful would be a shows that in places where ID - “What about the fact that there your interests. Yet, as a sabbatical that tag and put your card in your a plastic better word. The principle of ID cards are used, those that are are high security areas of some last year, I was surprised to find pocket - where your privacy cards (which is what you are chosen to enforce the rules often sensitivity around this that as a member of the “new” belongs. now being encouraged to treat abuse their powers by using university?” Fine, but I have no working group on ID cards, my Elliot Ruben. wallet, as) is a shockingly bad one. The using the excuse that someone is objection to showing ID if I input was limited solely to the which right to one’s own privacy is not carrying/showing ID to stop needed to enter such a place - I design of said cards and nothing fitted suddenly being disregarded - has and question them. could even be bothered to go to all If you have an opinion you to do with whether or not they feel needs to be aired, send it conveniently it ever occurred to anyone that It’s a fairly simple principle the extra time and effort should actually exist Stable doors into your they may not want certain that if you go about your of...pulling it from my pocket. To and bolting horses anyone? to the above address, clearly pocket. people to know who they are? I business without harming say that only wearing it is an The Union does not ask you to marked ‘Soapbox'. Pieces Thankfully, for one am happy to carry my someone, then you should be effective solution is a nonsense, is wear your card, but only to show should be no longer than 600 you will not personal details around able to continue without it not? it after 6pm to get into the Union words. Editing rights and have to worry internally and not displayed for interference by authority. Yet Something else you should building (it is, after all, about losing it all to see. What is more, I the introduction of ID cards consider is the lack of supposedly a members-only club). deadlines conditions are as these days, certainly don’t relish the thought sends us down a dangerous path consultation by the University Back in the good old days, when letters.

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 Comment & Analysis 7

Having finally rid yourselves of banana conditioner; well, there those nasty little A-level things, are limits to generosity. In the dodged through the UCAS P r i n c e worst case I heard, one poor soul system, pried loose from the ...... I had a room mate who would gripping clutches of your parents and a different man Dear first years, regularly walk off with half her generally fought and kicked your way to in your bed wardrobe. She’d turn up on campus and university, you may be under the every single night, then there ain’t no thoughts of sexual shenanigans. Three yourself. For every shrinking violet, you there the room mate was, resplendent in delusion that you are a fully- grown neighbours around to have their say. for breakfast has never been my idea of can practically guarantee there’s a wild her favourite purple cardie. adult. It’s time to party, right? - Free But not so fast, Oh Adult One: for fun - unless you’re extremely lucky in child room-mate. We’ve all heard the Of course, there are exceptions and love, violent excesses with alcohol and around ?% of you, all this is a pipe your choice of room-mate. Nope, we’re horror stories. The office probably think for every terse word, there’s a beautiful limitless experimentation with strange, dream. Rather than freedom and talking another year of cold showers they’ve been really clever: “I know, they shared moment. Friends for life, best- mind altering substances. maturity, them upstairs at the here. both play ultimate frisbee, they’ll get men, godparents, the lot. The fact After all, there’s no mum around to accommodation office have instead Also off the agenda are the lie-ins, on.” Never mind that one’s a leading remains, however, that university should moan when you pebble-dash your floor decided that the first year at university is rolling back from the pub at odd hours, member of the BNP and the other’s a be the place where proper life begins: after a hard night’s drinking with the to be a time of invaded privacy. Your dancing round the room in the nod - Black Panther. where you live it your way and not the Tequila Society. No little sister to snoop personal space is about to be trampled even a humble midnight trip to the toilet And then there’s borrowing. Of way you’ve been told you should. At age under your bed and divulge the contents on. Enter the room-mate. can become a torment of “whoops, shhh, course, in theory all possession is theft 18 plus, supposedly mature and self- of your pornography collection to the To you lucky, lucky people now sorry.” and you’d love to have a nice, homey sufficient, a room mate is a ridiculous powers-that-be. Dad won’t be waiting by sharing a room, your room-mate will It’s not even as if the accommodation environment going down in D5 high thing to saddle a person with. the door, clock in hand, at three minutes become mum, dad, sibling and office manages to assign you with Henry Price Flats, but when your ‘dear’ Oh well, roll on the 2nd year and past midnight. And by God, if you want neighbour all rolled into one. Forget any someone even vaguely similar to mate has just stolen the last of your bedsit land... Prisons and phone pests Obsene phone calls can be distressing and alarming, but /\ weekly sketch of student politics jumping on the bandwagon and PERHAPS it’s written into their brandishing a copy at the contracts. Perhaps it’s even gathered assembly. demanding imprisonment is not the written into the Constitution. “Anyone can have a copy of answer, says Amelia Hill. Perhaps it just seems like a good this if they’re interested,” she idea at the time. proclaimed, which was a little By the time he was finally arrested, Stuart Stanley Whatever makes the like saying that anyone can listen Executive committee at Leeds to Whigfield all day if they really had harassed over six hundred women and University Union believe that want to. She introduced us to teenagers. Posing as a policeman, Stanley people want to see them David Stanley, the union’s telephoned women arid announced he had arrested parading around every year in a official ‘constitutional their partner on suspicion of a sexual offence. brand new set of ‘Exec’ T-shirts, consultant’, who must obviously it certainly can’t be market have an extraordinarily rich and Claiming to need the information for his forces. Football teams change fulfilling life. Even the daddy of investigation, he then questioned the women their kit with even greater all dry documentation, the now closely as to their and their partner’s sexual habits. frequency, but this represents a Dr Michael Zatman, who was His victims are furious and demand imprisonment. If sharp and slightly cynical supposed to have left university the Crown Prosecution Service listen to these emotional business practise. The new Exec long ago, had somehow risen howls, Stanley is in danger of receiving seven years in garb, on the other hand, is from the grave to look on from jail as a result of the proposed amendments to the pointless because within a few the back like the spiritual Criminal Justice and Public Order Bill. days not even they will be constitutional godfather he is. It is vital that emotional responses such as these be resisted. is placed on psychiatric help centred on teaching the importance of wearing it. Nothing had changed. Not Imprisonment alone is rarely the answer to any non-profit making respect for the ways in which society must function. The blue robes (last year they even the faces very much. Elliot crimes, as these crimes are usually the result of mental instability. The huge amount of money saved by reducing the sentences of were grey) - complete with Reuben, who is also supposed to Non-violent criminals who find it difficult to function within many prisoners could more usefully be spent increasing social appropriately lower case ‘exec’ be consigned to the chapters of society’s norms will never learn to conform if they are locked away benefits. This would reduce crimes committed by people unable to insignia - were on show on the Stephen Hawking’s second great from it: they will only become more dysfunctional and thus more live an acceptable life on the pittance allotted to them by the Riley Smith Hall catwalk at this work, A Brief History of Union likely to resort to violence when released. Government. week’s instructingly-titled mock Politics, could be heard robustly Although one in seven women are the victims of malicious phone It is ridiculous to imprison malicious phone callers when our Ordinary General Meeting. This demolishing every injustice as of calls compared to one in fourteen men, it is interesting to note that prisons are full to bursting point already. is yet another hardy ritual old. one in three obscene phone calls are made by women. The vast Although British Telecom is eager to bring cases of abusive whereby Introweek group This time it was identity majority of these calls are made to ex-partners and their new lovers, phonecalls to court, they admit that the caller’s shame in being leaders gain a rare taste of cards, which gave Reuben plenty and are usually silent: only one in seven anonymous phone calls are caught and identified to their victim is usually enough to rebellion by disobeying their of scope for painting a nightmare abusive. permanently end the calls. superiors and telling innocent scenario of Big Brother It is important not to see prisons as ideal, all-purpose punishment. BT now have a free 24 hour advice line for victims of malicious freshers that student politics oligarchies and pint glasses Although it is an effective threat, and a valid final option, callers and a new service that can trace the number of the caller don’t really matter very much. containing microscopic video imprisonment should never be regarded as a panacea. while the call is taking place.If you are troubled by abusive callers, On the evidence of last cameras recording your rate of Prison should be a short, sharp shock, during which the emphasis call BT’s free helpline on 0800 666 700. Tuesday, you couldn’t really alcoholic consumption. Exec disagree. This was your Blue officers looked on and nodded Peter OGM, with smiling faces, sagely, convinced that being This week, it was revealed that over the summer Leeds University Exec installed six new computers in silly hair-cuts and simple forced to bare your name and diagrams showing you how to occupation to the world is bad their offices at the cost of £13,500 (see page two for main story). stage your very own pretend cricket while themselves important meeting. In the end we sporting new T-shirts which were about as wise as if we’d nattily announced to the world Below is a breakdown of how long some union services could be run on this money - had it been spent been reading A Beginner’s Guide their names on one sleeve and where it was really needed. to Russian translated into their job title on the other. Russian. Another seasoned The last thing Simon Groom campaigner on these occasions is The Playscheme enables parents to continue their studies. would have talked about was Steve Parry of the Socialist constitutions. They don’t pop up, Workers, a flame-haired For £13,500 it could be run for over 17 years. they don’t fly in humourous arcs, Welshman whose rallying cries they don’t make for the best summon glowing images of the . papier mache in the world, more raw and hearty trade union The Lesbian and Gay switchboard costs £1,150 each year. £13,500 they’re not furry and cuddly and days. Parry’s vitriol ended with cute and don’t leap up at you an advertisement for Sunday’s could maintain it for eleven years. playfully, and they don’t make demo against the Criminal embarrassing messes on the Justice BUI, which may not have floor. They are not for the been constitutionally relevant but Nightline spends £4,000 helping students each year. £13,500 would supply children. Yet none of this was made more sense than anything sufficient to dissuade Debbie anyone else was saying. over three years of invaluable support. Jones, Women’s The bill, after all, infringes Officer and Betty upon our rights, and includes The Soup Kitchen feeds students during holidays. £13,500 would keep Boothroyd for measures like outlawing the day, gatherings of large numbers of the kitchen open for over three years. from people. No wonder Exec is more worried about fashion: OGMs this year are not likely to be Personal alarms were essential during the Moors rapist scare last year. affected. Their distribution could be run for over two years on £13,500.

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 8 Music REM - the laid back band - have disappeared. The new album, "Monster" sees the boys back with a newer, rougher sound. MONSTER MASH

Monster REM- Warner

wouldn't say that I was a I don't think that this is the punk particularly avid REM fan, but album that REM initially wanted to .this album really has grown on make, it's a bit too overproduced me over the last weelc. After for that; and in my opinion the "Green" in 1988, REM decided to single and opening track "What's give up touring for a while and the Frequency Kenneth" is utter made the exceptionally mellow rubbish. What that doesn't mean is albums "Out of Time" and that "Monster" isn't worth buying; "Automatic for the People". the rest of the album is pretty Well, it seems that the boys from amazing. Athens, Georgia have finally got "Crush with Eyeliner" sounds bored with mucking about with like it could be from David Bowie's Naomi, Christy, cindy and linda receive thalr lifetime achlevmant award for being such glam babes... Eastern European folk instruments "Low” and a lot of the rest of the and have come back to the fold in no stuff does sound like they've really "Caveman Boogie" by Lesette teenage insecurities - it's a fine small way. Admittedly, a lot of the been getting into their Eno. The Wilson, "Bump and Hustle Music " album. album is mellow, but it's much more best songs are "King of Comedy" Classic Rare by Tommy Stewart and of course the Then again it had to be. All their basic and, ultimately, deranged. which is really scary, and "Bang superb 'God Made Me Funky" (a preaching and pouting would have It has always been said that and Blame" which sounds like it's Groove Vol 2 staple of Jamiroquai's live set ) by seemed trite if their pedestal had without Michael Stipe, REM would the American cousin of some of The Mastercuts Herbie Hancock s famous backing been shaky. just end up being a dodgy pub rock Clashes ska numbers. "I don't band, the Headhunters. The album acts as a rallying cry band; and it could be said that some Sleep, I Dream" has freaky piano in This album will soon be appearing to the GCSE generation. They don t of this album could have quite easily it like Led Zep's "No Quarter", and must have listened to this album in the refrigerated section of a hate those of you hypnotised by ended up sounding like dodgy is mixed with Mo Tucker style Ifour or five times now and it still supermarket near you. Nintendo or sunk in dope- indie rubbish - the most notable drums, but there is still room for flummoxes me. Coming from the influenced apathy; they just want to suspect being "Let me in" towards some vintage REM on the album. peak of the late seventies/early see you do something. the end of the album. However, "Strange Currencies" is a rip off eighties disco era, this is the sort of * * * The songwriting is far too Stipe's voice, sometimes put of "Everybody Hurts", and mellow, dancey music which would advanced to write offTAM as three through disturbingly freaky effects, "Tongue" sounds like it's going to be piped into the most exclusive bars Johnny Sander chord snotty punks - intelligent flies beautifully over all the songs be 'Nightswimming" before for the hip cats in their silver suits to lyrics complement their manifesto - and creates something brilliantly turning into a brilliant, crooning, groove to whilst liberally quaffing (Come on , join) the high society psychotic. '60s style ballad. campari and soda. lyrically will act as a '90s testament I know I've made loads of wanky Needless to say, cheese levels High Society to those last heady years before retro references, but that's because here are pretty high- don't even responsibility takes over. it's my job to. It's actually the first think of listening to it as part of your These Animal Men These Animal Men have "Rock" album I've heard in ages calorie controlled diet and as such produced a fantastictantastic debut deout album,produced aiDum, that isn't trying to recreate the some of the tracks get a bit too (Hi-rise) been on the chart show and had hits sounds of the '60s or '70s. So stop soulful for me; "Number 1 Girl" by before they hit twenty and on their reading this crap and go and buy Light of the World even has the gall his is the sound of youth - too own terms. If youou findtind ycyourself the bloody thing. to sound like A1 Jarreau's theme Tright. These Animal Men are sneering - stop it - until ;you've Discount given to all NUS music for "Moonlighting". here - They're the sons of Weller and achievedthe same. l«f« However, as with all the as far as tney're concerned speed is Members on full price LP's Mastercuts albums I've heard, it's the key. "(Come on join,) the high «t«t CD's and Cassettes pretty dam good, all in all. Tracks to society" is a trip through Nick Moffat watch out for are the classic amphetamine highs and come down Matt Ball

We sell tickets for all gigs a weekly column of sycophantic fawning, this week and events at the Uni and m the Bee Gees are our fave rave the Metro Uni

nfortunately, most of you collars which literally flew off at crowning achievement being the exile and they duly followed their U reading this will be to young right angles. seven songs they contributed to destiny. to remember the true splendour of Their career has now spanned the Saturday Night Fever Despite the overwhelming the Bee Gees. Before Jungle, four decades, first topping the soundtrack; "Night Fever", innocuous nature of their music, A t Techno, Acid House, Acid Jazz charts in 1967 with Massachussets "Staying Alive", and "How Deep they manage to inspire either ■Ej QBDBEQ and Acid tabs, another music right up to last year's delicious Is Your Love" established the adulation or vitriol. I'm afraid that form reigned supreme over our "raying the Price of Love." But boys as the perfect singles band. the former is applicable whenever dancefloors - DISCO. the BeeGees should not be lauded Which was probably for the best I watch Saturday Night Fever Making an appearance for their longevity, there are as prolonged exposure to Barry's (which is not often I promise). I somewhere in between Marc plenty of rock dinosaurs going falsetto could be a serious health am struck by the sylph- like figure 102 Merrion Centre Bolan and Madonna , the BeeGees through varying states of senility risk. of John Travolta and the were undisputed disco kings. In who can boast a comparable At their peak in the late '70s irresistable appeal of the Leeds 2 (465823) those days the Gibb brothers all record . the songs they made were the soundtrack and wondering that possessed a full head of golden Instead, all you have to do is definitive accompaniment to the with tunes and disco fashions like & locks and sported bell bottoms listen again to the quality of the hedonist, self-indulgent era. In the these, who needs the incentive of 35, The Headrow inside of which you could hold a classic singles they produced aftermath of that decade, there a drug- induced frenzy. Leeds 1 (436743) decent sized rave along with during their '70s hot streak. The was only one option left - tax

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 Music- Supersuckers "On The Couch" (SubPop) Dave Kenning dEUS "Via" (Island) Not to be dismissed as yet another Seattle Dreadful art school rock wankery of the cash-in - this bunch, along with Archers Of highest degree. Avoid unless you too have Loaf and Reverend Horton Heat, are SINGLE OF THE WEEK: your head up your muso arse. bringing a new wave of West Coast Rock that Shane MacGowan "That Woman's owes more to The Replacements and Big Star Got Me Drinking" (ZTT) The Cramps "Ultra Twist" (Creation) than some of their more recent predecessors. An uninspired week for singles is made Let's do the twist in a punk rock stylee. These bearable by this fine return to form from people would be better off with Zimmer Coolio "I Remember" (Tommy Boy) that lovable old Irish rogue. Our Shane frames than guitars. Do not touch with very A slick late-night acid jazz groover let down sounds sharper here than he has in some long barge pole. by second rate identikit lyrics about how life years and fairly rocks away with the less was better in the old days when the homies than heart-throb Johnny Depp in his latest Sister Bliss with Colette "Cantgetaman, weren't taking crack and killing one another. role as rockabilly guitar hero. Cantgetajob (Life's A Bitch!)" (Go! Discs) Elastica "Connection" (Deceptive) Another mindless dance anthem along the The trouble with Elastica is they always start to an awful lot. This record is mainly notable lines of Doop and Whigfield. Chart success off sounding so promising but never amount for its excellent Pretenders pastiche sleeve. expected.

Bristol’s finest re-emerge from the chill out zone after a three year hiatus with a near classic 2am soundtrack , Spirits Gil Scott-Heron (TVT)

mellow assault etaining the status of Racknowledged godfather of rap Sid James whilst still producing innovative new work can be no easy matter. The opening track of the album, Message to the Messengers, sets out to attack Bob Monkhouse the self destructive tendencies of younger rappers, but unfortunately gets bogged down in its own vague mysticisms. Bruce Forsyth Although this is a problem all the way through the album, it is Scott- Herons creamy cool voice that saves Jimmy Tarbuck this album. It stretches from smooth soul and Barry White-esque intros like "I wrote this song for a very Many thanks to the Royal Variety special lady friend" through to John Club for helping us gauge this week's Coltrane and A Tribe Called Quest. releases Some tracks are reminiscent of the William Boroughs/Disposable Heroes collaboration, mixing jazz hip- hop and spoken word. Scott-Heron suffers through the comparison because most of what he wants to say (army bad, government bad, poor New Electronica repressed people good) has been said before, and better. Even so, he still Vol 4 deserves a prize for fitting the phrase 'military industrial complex' into one (Beechwood) track. Gil Scott-Heron's pacifist right- on credentials are impeccable - it’s just nother bloody techno a shame it leaves the album so A compilation - do we really need disappointingly^- this? Maybe, because this one is passive. different. While multi-CD boxed sets of exclusive and unreleased tracks vie for your attention, here Jazz Preview there is none of that hopeless feeling of wading through hours of his weekend sees the first annual material to find tne ones you like. TLeeds Jazz Exchange Festival. The Brave enough to avoid filling 3-D, Daddy Q and Mushroom onjoy that ambient experience festival will feature local bands and even 80 minutes for the sake of the farthest they could venture In retrospect, the second coming bands from the Leeds College of filling eighty minutes, this is just with soul music. Protection marks was never going to be as Music as well as bigger names. eight fine tracks licensed from Protection a step in another direction. This triumphant as the first incarnation. Headlining the first nignt (tonight) at other labels around the world. Massive Attack time round the boys rarely slip out But, the Massive collective are still 8pm is Robin Jones and King Salsa, Among the lords of the of second gear making a late night able to create an atmospheric supported by the local Samba band repetitive beat appearing on the (Virgin) ambient extravaganza, whilst banquet all under the guise of Chocante. Saturdays fun starts at latest in this fab series are Mills, retaining typical moments of making music.In the meantime 2pm with the northern jazz group Atkins, Leiner and UR. The Source Emanon and the Manchester based ometimes, an album appears massive inspiration. most other bands are advised to track may be a little hard, but Surprisingly, the tracks that Tracey hightail it down the M5 to Bristol funkers Pocket Central in the evening. otherwise this is a great exhibition that provides pure Rounding off the weekend on Sunday 1 unadulterated pleasure; it sits Thorn appears on - especially and find out what of wonderful and easily-accessible s Protection - are a revelation . Her they've been^J ^ night is last years Yorkshire techno. And lesser knowns HMC up in your shelf at home, jumping Television Young Jazz Player of the and down just waiting to be warm, elegant voice often lost putting in the prove that there is more to amongst the intoxicating niceness Avon water. Year, Jonny Boston and his new Australia than... played. It contains the first tunes group King Pleasure and the Biscuit you want to hear in the morning of Everything But The Girl , is The only question that begs to be rewarded with sparse, cheeky Boys. All performances take place in asked is, on a "global" compilation, and the last sounds you'll hear the festival marquee outside the Dry before you go to sleep. basslines which perfectly why has so much come from the complement her sombre Dock Pub, and are free. USA? The French, for instance, M assive A ttack' s Also happening this and every groundbreaking debut album Blue lyrics,Horace Andy reunites with have been churning out some great the Bristol bunch on a live weekend is the new club at the stuff over the past year or so, and it Lines was one such collection An Underground, home of The Cooker. intricate fusion of dub beats, soul dancehall version of Light My Fire. is a shame that this album didn't" 3-D and Tricky"s trademark The Yardbird Suite will offer two sets even include Garnier. For this and hip hop invited the listener to of live jazz every Saturday night step into a dark and hazy urban overlapping rapping --or should it oversight, and Sherman's cheap be murmuring- on Karmacoma " between 9-llpm, when the club is leanings towards Orwell and his landscape. turned over to the famous Yardbird Three years later, Massive You sure you want to be with (unnecessary) sleeve notes, I'm me,I've nothing to give, but lying, DJs Luby OJC, Gip and Chico Malo afraid I'll have to remove a flat cap. Attack return without the ultimate and the jazz and latin classics of the 90's soul diva Shara Nelson., but an sadist love is Dest proving that their unique sense or perspective Blue Note, Prestige and Riverside array of guest vocalists and former labels. This weeks' nve act will be the Wild Bunch collaborator Nellee still persists. This album is an intense, late Jason Rebello Trio with special guest hooper in charge of production. vocalists Joy Rose and Maxi Jazz, till Protection is definitely not a night listening treat, imaginative sampling and oasslines that seem Doors open at 8pm, but it fills up fast natural successor to Blue Lines, so turn up early. although the musical influences to travel all round the room finally Stephen Dick have remained the same .If re-emerging through the heart of Steve Ranger Unfinished Sympathy represented your speakers.

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 ------Culture------the hottest Scottish writer this decade?

author - indeed, elements of H e's Scottish, fantasy and sd-fi are inherent bearded and is IAIN BANKS WAS IN TOWN THIS SUMMER WITH HIS to both Walking On Glass and celebrating his The Bridge, just as his latest 'sci- LATEST PAPERBACK. JON GIBBS AND LIZ EKSTEIN WERE fi' book, Feersum Endjinn (just 40th birthday as the out in hardback) has a 10th anniversary of ON HAND TO STROKE HIS BEARD { AND INTERVIEW HIM). "realistic" sub-plot. Although he sticks to his original one- life 'without a proper page plan for each book, he job' - it's a decade long time to produce. I want dislikes detailed research a la view of a killer. to be exactly there and then, Grisham. since The Wasp The ending, as ever in an so you know just what's Last year, Banks was chosen Factory first appeared Iain Banks novel, grabs the happening. The great thing as one of the twenty Best of story by the neck and shakes it about songs is that what Young British Novelists to explosive and into something quite different otherwise would take two or (subject of a Granta special) - a controversial critical to what you thought you’d three pages of description can reasonably arbitrary selection actually been reading, such be told by saying, this was in by anyone's standards, as the reaction. that a second read becomes an the charts. A title of a song is a judges, including Antonia Iain Banks' enduring imperative, as well as a debate convenient shorthand. If Byatt and Salman Rushdie, popularity, especially among on implication. The narrative someone doesn't recognise it, ragreed themselves. After all, students, is attested to by the is as much a game that can be it doesn't matter." some of the Chosen Ones abundance of his stylish black played as it is a novel to be anks was bom in Fife in hadn't even published a novel and white paperbacks on read. The direct involvement B 1954 to an Admiralty at the time. From his bookshelves, and by the two that results is something that officer and an ex­ perspective, might it make hundred odd people who came about by mere accident. professional ice skater. After more sense to talk of a set of turned up to a recent event at Quite an accident. finishing university he Scottish writers, considering Waterstones for a reading from In interview he is more hitched through Europe, the renaissance of the novel his latest paperback, prepared to expand on how Scandanavia and Morocco north of the Complicity. The question and the books come about - the before working as a £ border? With answer session which anecdotes are more non-destructive testing A mOVie OI Banks sharing followed the reading I just appropropriate for technician for British __ the literary opened with tentative the reading - and steel, spending some T h e ln/USp limelight with [uizzing on his JJ think, reveals a writing time on the Nigg Bay Factory is such names as ?avourite characters, technique construction site - an Jeff Torrington, books and films, but, hey uncluttered by the area that helped in the pipe- Jeanette as more questions literary myth­ inspire The Wasp W interson, were asked, the twists are making that other Factory. He visited the line, like A.L.Kennedy audience got bolder: contemporary USA in '78, moved to and Alisdair "Do your occasional neat, authors so often London in '79 and great Gray is there depravities embarrass cocoon themselves readily admits that his congealed any link you?" was asked of man, and with. He is intial success in getting between them the violence in The refreshingly frank, published was as much masses of beyond Wasp Factory and games less bothered by the due to luck as to! nationality? Complicity. "No," he are notions of a career perserverance and "a; fat and cat He keeps up muses, ' occasional as an author and a smideon of talent." as much as tables, possibly, but groovy writer as he is by Indeed, The Wasp hair are in ossible with depravities... not what he actually Factory was submitted the pipeline cottish fiction, usually." Does he does in front of the unsolicited to a and cites make the kind of bombs he so. typewriter. Banks' books are publishing house Alisdair Gray as the most readily writes about?. "Not fascinating to dissect - they are typed on reams of very thin potent of influences on his any more. They took the stuff perfect to pick apart because naval surplus paper, on one work. "Lanark is absolutely out of weedkiller that made it the structure that founds them side only, because typing on brilliant. The Bridge is the only explosive... bastards." is as strictly taut as a finely- both sides would have turned book that has one definite Complicity is a modern tuned engine. Whilst he is a the paper to confetti. influence - it would not be the morality tale, with gonzo popular author for study, he "I'd already written a book it is without Lanark. In journalist Cameron Colley at remains very much himself the million words before The fact, it might not exist at all. I the centre. We follow him and person who just Wasp Factory, think it’s tne greatest work of his addiction to computer writes the damn roughly five Scottish fiction, certainly since games, hard drugs and things.’ His novels. The the war and possibly this conspiracy theories as he ublishing house, first was a spy century. Trainspotting (Irvine attempts to scoop the police in Eit tie, Brown receives story full of Welsh) was very impressive. I discovering the identity of a hundreds of sex and prefer that to James Kelman serial killer taken to knocking requests from hip scotch violence, (shortlisted for the 1994 Booker off members of the readers and thesis written when I for How Late it Was, How Late) I establishment in horrifically writing students for was sixteen, admire what he's doing but I ironic ways. A parallel information on his and had no don't actually like his stuff." narrative describes these own opinions of his • experience of Several of the books have murders from an unexpected work, but he is either. And the been optioned for film rights, perspective - Banks makes reluctant to second was but so far veiy little has come them immediately more comment, iain banks out of it. "The Wasp Factory is in shocking by the use of the preferring, to let the gargantuan the pipeline - in the way that present tense and the second work stand alone. thing very congealed masses of fat and cat person. Whilst Compliclity "There might be a influenced by hair are in the pipeline. It's bears similarities to Tne Wasp coincidental link Catch 22, about been optioned for 9 years. Id Factory, the former is a surer- between Complicity 400, 000 love to see Consider Phlebas -Id footed approach to the same as a game to play w ords, like a theme, but where the first Walking On Glass and the on­ Cocteau Twins' lyrics when just love to see the special and the whole thing about cancerous growth that I had effects: they can change the novel keeps it's twist to the complexity", he admits, but going computer game stoned, Complicity has a to beat to death. Having six end, the latest involves the metaphor in Complicity, he says 'soundtrack' that would sell ending into a happy one, I saves his enthusiasm for different central characters don't mind. On the other hand, reader from the very first word talking about the planning of that he takes "a childish delight like hot cakes in Crash, - a didn't help. My writing skills - "You". the book. After taking a in endings - I just think, hey, hotbed of Carter USM, I know that if they did do any weren't up to my imagination of the Culture novels as a film, " I'd already used the first degree in English, Philosophy twists are neat, man, and Nirvana, kd lang, James and at the time." person, and it would have and Psychology from Sterling games are groovy." the Pixies, to name but a few. it would look all wrong, been too confusing to have two These days, he forces because I know what the University, he has matured to The books have an obvious Is this done on purpose for the himself to write one book a first person narratives. I the opinion that criticism is a appeal for a student market. student market? Culture spaceships look like. wanted another voice - 'you' year, setting the convenient In my sadder moments I've "dry, arid thing." Of James Not only are many of the "No, no, that would be deadline of his birthday, and was the only one left. Then I Kelman, he observes, "I think I characters themselves courting popularity, that’s actually sat down and realised that made the reader studying, Banks is roughly alternates 'literary' designed the damn things." enjoy reading criticism, books trying too hard. Just do what with sci-fi novels, based on complicit in the about his books, more than I unquestionably hip to the trials you like doing. I'm far too While the film companies action...perfect." The device is enjoy reading the book he and tribulations of student- proud and vain to do that sort his personal empire 'The wrangle and tangle, Banks disturbingly effective - the writes, which is a sad dom, and takes great delight in of thing. I love placing books Culture'. continues to write. At his literary equivalent of the comment, not the way it sprinkling clued-up musical in an exact place ana time, This is a distinction present speed, there's a lot hackneyed movie technique should be at all." As for the references throughout. Where which can actually be quite imposed more by the book more to come. that shoots from the point of game play element that comes The Crow Road has Prentiss' important. A lot of writers like trade and the prevailing out in the surreal and intricate revelation that you' can to make a book as timeless as mistrust of the genre in Complicity is published by Abacus at £5.99 actually understand the posible, and books can take a literary circles than by the

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The Criminal Justice and Public Order Bill is about to to clamp down on travellers, but that will be by no me deal with a score of issues, from ticket touts to ‘am fringes of society, its effects are potentia

O THING short of a miracle will stop the criminal justice system - on the Criminal Justice Bill from passing into law contrary, we support measures that actively strengthen that this month. system." N Other proposals have been It will also be the climax of proven guilty. Although it a campaign that has finally appears that specific minorities critisized for not going far enough. The gay rights managed to stir Thatcher’s have been targeted, the wording of the legislation is often quite movement has accused the Children out of their vague and could be applied to a government of half-measures political slumber and onto wide variety of other groups. because the age of consent for the streets of Britain to There is growing concern, for gay men will be lowered to protest about the wide- example, that the laws being eighteen though the Bill, but is ranging implications of the introduced against hunt still higher than that for Bill. sabateours and heterosexual men. There have been scores of raves could be 11 Hunt saboteurs, One theme Travellers under threat demonstrations across the used to outlaw ravers, video that has been consistently country. The protest in London peaceful 9? pirates, on 23 July hit the national protests. In emphasised by NEW Age travellers have come Worcestershire, caused an outcry damage caused to the headlines when 50,000 marched theory, this squatters, opponents of the under increasing attack in recent among local people. The police communities they seek to visit." in London,. The extent of the could allow the juvenile Bill is that years. As early as 198S police demanded greater powers to deal democratic rights Under the provisions of the opposition suggests that it is Government to offenders, ticket had clashed with travellers trying with the 'problem' David Bill, a request to leave can be more than new age travellers that crack down on are being eroded. to attend an unofficial festival at Wilmott, the Chief Constable of made by a local authority even if will be affected. groups with touts, people on Ellie Clement, Stonehenge. But in 1992 an Greater Manchester, said vehicles have the landowner's This is because the Bill is different bail and peaceful Administration unofficial festival at recently that: "If the myriad of Secretary of LUU permission to say. Travellers can quite extraordinary in its scope. political views. protesters will be Castlemorton Common, social problems which underpin be arrested for 'damage' to Michael Howard called it “the Some Executive, said the growth of the traveller/raver property, which may even most comprehensive programme aspects of the just some of that: “The effect of phenomenon are include urinating. A local of action against crime that has Bill have the bill on more or ignored, authority's duty to provide sites ever been announced by any attracted widespread support. less all sections of society will be National Demo continuing for a limited number of travellers Home Secretary... and this is just The measures to crack down on catastrophic, but especially if you erosion of the computer pornography, racist are a traveller, raver, hunt TH ER E will be a Rational demonstration in is abolished. the first instalment.” Hunt ( p rule of law publications and to deter sabateour, or a squatter. It will London on Saturday 8 October. Lady Olga Maitland, saboteurs, ravers, video pirates, can be Conservative MP for Sutton and squatters, juvenile offenders, intimidation of witnesses, for effect students because as e x p e c te d . example, are not contentious students do not contribute ATTENDANCE Is. expected to exceed Cheam, said that she believed ticket touts, people on bail and Within the issues. Indeed, these and other productively to the economy they 50JKSB. that the measures were long peaceful protesters are just some P traveller overdue: “People are having a of those affected. provisions prompted Labour not cannot go on strike and so the fraternity hideous time in some areas. The The right of suspects in a to oppose the Bill as a whole. only avenue they have to show COACHES leave from Leeds at 7am from there are drug their dissatisfaction with m the Parkinson steps public has a right to expect criminal investigation to silence Tony Blair attacked the Bill only dealers, proper action to be taken now.” is also removed, a right which on the basis that it was: "not an legislation or working conditions criminals and There is little public sympathy has previously been as central a acceptable and effective measure is to demonstrate. The Criminal TIC K E TS are available from the Execs of others, who qp both uaiversity uak»s. for travellers, and the tenet of the English legal system to tackle crime... We do not Justice Bill will make are generally government has made use of this as the concept of innocent until oppose the strengthening of the demonstration subject to insensitive to i government approval.” the havoc and 17 V iewpoints - Nick Jones, Third Year Civil Sarah Hughes, First Year English Simon Spencer, Second Year Isobel Simpson, Third Year Engineering, Leeds University Leeds University Politics, Leeds University Rose Woodlock, Second Year History, Leeds University Fine Art, LMU “I couldn’t give a toss about the Bill, “I don’t think it is fair that the police are “I agree with the stuff about locking “I think it’s outrageous. Some of my to be honest. I hate crusties and the going to have such wide-ranging powers up children that keep on re-offending. “I’ve never gone to any demonstrations friends used to have a party in a sooner they all get proper jobs, cut over us. We’re a democracy, not a police I think that it would make Leeds Six a before, but I think I might this time. I field near where I live. There was their hair and start taking showers, the state, but it looks as that is where we are lot safer place to live for a start.” think that the Bill is totally unfair and it never any trouble, but soon we'll be better off we'll all be.” headed. I’m not a traveller or a raver, but arrested if they hold a similar party.” it seems clear to me that it isn't very fair.” goes much too far. They are trying to do too many things at once.” ne law. Much has been said about how the Bill intends only effect. The bill is tremendously complex, aiming to music’. Although it seems to affect only those at the :h more wide-ranging. By Gareth Hughes. Criminal Justice Bill - who pays?

The Party is Over Right to Silence

CLAUSE 58(1) of the waiting for one to happen, Criminal Justice Bill defines a they can be order the suspects THE Code of Practice issued the human rights group rave as ‘a gathering on land in to leave the area. If they return under the Police and ‘Justice’, has said that she the open air of 100 or more within a week, they could be Criminal Evidence Act of doesn’t believe this will help persons'. It does not matter if arrested. Refusal could mean 1984 requires the police to the conviction of criminals: these persons are trespassing up to three months issue the following warning “These measures have been or not. If they are ‘playing imprisonment and a £2,500 to suspects: “You are not implemented in Northern amplified music... wholly or fine. Police will also be given obliged to say anything Ireland and there is no predominantly characterised powers to turn back people unless you wish to do so but evidence that it has made any by the emission of a they believe will attempt to go what you say may be given difference to overall successions of repetitive to a rave sit within a radius of in evidence.” conviction rates. But we beats’ which is ‘likely to five miles. Interestingly, the The Bill would make it believe that its suspension cause serious distress to the Bills sets maximum jail necessary, when the police could lead to individual inhabitants of the locality’ sentences for possession of are questioning a suspect, for miscarriages of justice.” they can be dispersed. The child pornography or sitting in them to give a warning like It has, for example, been phrasing of these clauses is a field with nine friends and this: “I am going to put some pointed out that those awkward at best, and one being suspected of waiting for questions to you. You are not suspects most likely to suffer observer has written: “You a 'rave'. They are both three obliged to answer them. But are those that are vulnerable can only wonder at the suits months. if you do not mention now and inarticulate. sitting in cabinet committee, Gordon Stanley has something which you later The Bill strengthens discussing what on earth a attended outdoor-style raves use in your defence, the police powers in other areas. ‘rave’ is and how one might for the last four years. He is court may decide that your Those that have been define it: “No, Sir Humphrey, adamant that the legislation failure to mention it now accused of committing an I don’t think ‘making a bloody about to be introduced is strengthens the case against offence whilst on bail will be racket’ will work, how about unnecessary: "The effect on you. A record will be made automatically be denied the ‘playing amplified music’?”. the local population of an of anything you say and it right of bail again, and there If the police decide that at outdoor rave is hugely may be given in evidence if will be increased powers for least two people are preparing exaggerated. Most sites are you are brought to trial.” the stopping and searching of Anne Owers, director of vehicles. for a rave, or ten or more are carefully chosen and are miles W H A TS UP DOC? A protestor at last Saturday’s anti bill demo in Leeds Young Computer Offenders The end of the road for Porn THE public outcry that followed THE Criminal Justice Bill Peaceful protest is public, One section of the Bill which the Jamie Bulger trial and other introduces the charge of open and visible. It is designed has attracted unanimous highly-publicised cases of aggravated trespass for when to inform, persuade and cajole. support is the section which persistent young offenders the police believe someone is It may be a nuisance; it may will close a potential prompted the government to going onto land to intimidate, even be intended to be. But it loophole in the law covering obstruct, or disrupt lawful protestors? is a legitimate form of public strengthen the measures against child pornography. Advances juveniles that commit crime. activity. Clause 63 makes it expression, protected by the in computer technology However, a report by the Home illegal for a trespasser to European Convention of mean photographic quality attempt to disrupt or obstruct discriminating against us on will therefore affect not only Human Rights.” Office and the Dutch Ministry images of children can be an activity taking place in the grounds that what we do hunt sabateours but peaceful The threats posed to of Justice this summer found created on screen and stored open air (except on surfaced affects their Saturday hobby.” pressure groups such as those peaceful protest indicates how on computer. It is not clear that juvenile crime in Britain roads). Sue Thomas, a first Clauses 65 and 66 allow protesting against the the Criminal that, under current law, was relatively low in yearxtnember of LUU’s Hunt local councils to ban construction of new roads. Justice and Public Order Bill possession of such an image comparison with the rest of Sabs, said that she was gatherings of at least twenty Peter Thornton QC, has can affect those not commonly would be an offence. The Europe. Penal reform groups appalled: “In drafting this Bill people on a road or on private outlined his opposition to the perceived as 'criminals'. The Bill will toughen penalties have expressed concern that the government only consulted land without the permission of crackdown on protesters: “The danger is, intentional or not, for possession of indecent persistent young offenders could with the hunting fraternity and the landowner. Taking part or right to peaceful protest is a that a future government could photographs of children to be turned into hardened therefore got a very biased inciting others to attend will tradition and legitimate use some of the provisions in include prison sentences of criminals by the new measures picture of the situation. It is be a criminal offence. This expression of a point of view. the Bill to quash political up to three months, a fine of by being exposed to a harsh The middle of September saw actually denying a large sec­ an end to another source of tion of the population a employment for out-of-work chance to be heard. actors as the government lift­ The effects of the ban ed its six year ban on broad­ actually spread much further casting of the words of the than the political arena alone. members or supporters of cer­ Pop groups such as The tain organisations concerned Pogues ana their song Streets with tne Northern Ireland Of Sorrow/ Birmingham Six conflict. All those who have were silenced, ITN broadcast­ been perfecting their Gerry ing the song with subtitles. Adams impressions since Although obviously a political October 1988 now suddenly song, the fact that tne ban find themselves back in the reached into the field of music roles of jovial Irish labourers highlighted its extent, and and small-time criminals in raised the argument of The Bill. whether free speech was Although this may being curtailed. The BBC had appear to be rather a flippant chosen not to prohibit the outlook on what has been one song, drawing attention to yet of the most controversial cen­ another contradiction of the sorship issues of recent times, ban. This didn't affect U2, the ban itself was charac­ since no-one ever understands terised by its bizarre interpre­ what they're on about any­ tation or who was and who way. was not allowed to be heard. The cautiousness While Sinn Fein representa­ with which broadcasting tives were stopped from air­ organisations initially han­ ing their views in the media, if dled the ban was reduced as the same representative were actors were brought in to also a councillor, he or she speak Sinn Fein's words and was not prevented from stat­ subtitles were discarded. ing party position on local Impressions growing more issues such as dogs fouling ana more accurate, without the footpaths. prompting it was often diffi­ Implemented in cult to remember that a ban • \ ... October 1988 with the charac­ was actually in place at all. teristic firmness of the then And it makes you wonder Prime Minister, the ban pre­ what would have been the vented the broadcasting of position had Gerry Adams Evil Edna: Saturdays words spoken by members or ever got an Equity card. The At least Saturdays start well. late the show to British tastes. Contrived supporters of certain groups Irish Government's decision Actually, this isn't strictly true - you’ve been evil edna audience participation, silent guests brought in the hope that they would m to bring to an end its own forced out of bed by a pressing need for Alka- on solely for their "humour" value (witness the hope that they would be ban, in place since the 1970s, Seltzer and feel about as sophisticated as Saturdays last week's "Tourists returning home after a starved of what Margaret further complicated the issue. Douglas the Luipak butter man, but The New guests or the spandex-clad Gladiators, and a trip to Britain" parade), and incomprehensible Thatcher termed "the oxygen Therefore, the end of American references along the lines of "eye­ of publicity", and therefore the broadcasting ban, coupled Adventures of Superman are on the box - a few tears over the beneficiaries of Anneka's reduce sympathy for terrorist with the IRA ceasefire programme so blindingly good that it almost latest project represent the full range of emo­ glasses" (we say spectacles, Danny, you wear them) and "pumping gas" (is he referring to a activity. announcement, seems to her­ compensates for the hangover. This show has tions you'll experience. All fairly harmless, In this sense the ban ald a new era for the province. it all - not only the airborne heroics but also really. petrol pump attendant or a particularly spicy vindaloo?) immediately distance the pro­ was undoubtedly successful, However, it must be remem­ the underlying love interest in the offices of The tail end of the day is a different as Sinn Fein's television bered that over the past 6 story though - in the shape of "loveable" gramme from what I assume it is supposed to the Daily Planet. Decent performances from be, ie a late-night, post-pub, slightly risque appearances dropped by over years we have allowed the the lead actors, who don't appear to have been cockney Danny Baker. You may not have had 60 per cent during its first information we receive on the misfortune (or should I say been granted chat show. Instead, it appears to have become picked on looks alone, top the whole thing off "Danny Banter and his friends", as the num­ year. 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The Pleasure Rooms News 11.15 Late Review 11.05 Prostitute. Now what is this about, Lower Merrion St, Leeds 11.55 Weatherview exactly? 12.20 FILM: The Omega Man (1971), The Mile High Club - 70s 12.00 FILM: Second Chance (1953). 12.05 The World Of Hammer followed by News disco, funk, soul Two runaways — a gangster’s girl­ 12.35 Dispatches 2.05 America's Top Ten friend and a disillusioned prizefight­ 1.20 The People’s Parliament 2.35 Cinema, Cinema, Cinema. Go to The Hug Club - House and 2.20 FILM: Go Into Your Dance (1935). er, both trying to rebuild their lives bed, go to bed, go to bed. Classics — fall in love in Mexico with a hired Backstage musical marking the only FILM: Tiger By The Tail Pints/ Pils £1 killer hot on their trail. screen teaming of Al Jolson and his 3.05 (1958) 1.25 Close wife Ruby Keeler. 4.30 Jobfinder 3.55 Close 5.30 News

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AUSTICKS UNIVERSITY BOOKSHOP, 21 BLENHEIM TERRACE (JUST OPPOSITE THE UNIVERSITY) 0532 432446 (BRANCHES THROUGHOUT THE CITY) Movie mania hits Leeds over the next couple of weeks as the International Film Festival rolls into town. Eleanor Rose tries to make room in her diary for Japanese animation, Ken Loach, French Shorts and a healthy portion of Rocky Horror... Previews of some of this year's festival films i his month sees the return of the Leeds season dedicated to the late Slacker T International Film Festival (13th - 28th great Derek Jarman and Surely one of the most original, hip October). This is the eighth Festival and the including excerpts from the and - 1 hope - influential films of the biggest one so far. The main theme this year is London Lesbian and Gay decade so far, encountering its weird and censorship and the legitimacy of controls placed on Festival Wild Things. This wonderful drop-out population. A genuine Gen-X the cinema. In the present atmosphere, when section kicks off with a set of m artefact, from before politicians are given to kneejerk reactions and were lesbian shorts called the media got to it. only recently condemning TV and cinema violence collectively Sappho's Shorts as the root of all society's evils, this is an especially (that's a reference to famous Dazed relevant issue as well as being a continually classical poet and lesbian confusedonftand controversial one. The subject will be under Sappho). Also showing is Dazed and discussion at debates on the 21st, 22nd and 23rd Jarman's own Edward II plus confused is a pot- October under the following headings; New Media films from France, head history o f thery Seventies. The last and the Internet - The Censoring of the Cyberspace, Italy,Canada, Japan and the day of High School is Sight and Sound Censorship Debate, and Risking it - Television in a Climate USA including the gloriously titled The Fairy Who Didn 't Want to be a seen thru' a haze of nostalgia and good of Control. Fairy Anymore and the less than subtly titled Dottie Gets Spanked. grass. Once again Richard Linklater However let' s put political correctness aside for a moment and admit the Directors highlighted by the Festival are Britain's own Ken Loach defines a generation without theme also provides an excuse for screening some damn good movies. In fact and the consistently successful Coen Brothers. Five of Loach's films generalisation or sentimentality. the discussion on the 22nd kicks off with a screening of Quentin Tarantino's will be shown starting with his most recent Ladybird, Ladybird. Loach La Dolce most recent bloodfest, Pulp Fiction. Also being shown as part of the season is is known for his uncompromising depiction of the bleaker side of Vita & 81/2 the Belgian black comedy (if that is the right word for a movie culminating in life in Britain. Ladybird, Ladybird recalls his earlier drama Cathy Come Sim ilar to a gang rape scene), Man Bites Dog along with Sam Peckinpah's classicTOs Home a study of the reasons for homelessness which caused SLACKER in its shockwaves to be felt by the establishment of the time. The new film profusions of bizarre study of violence in a rural setting, Straw Dogs. characters in search of This year's Festival also has a Far Eastern feel with with screenings of little is about a woman's attempts to start a new life with a new lover and a screenplay, these seen Japanese and Chinese films. From the 21st to the 23rd these include a her struggles with the social services over the children they have masterpieces of the whole section of Japans Manga animations. Along side the classic Akira will taken from her because of a previous relationship. Typically of late, great Fellini, show be shown such wholesome offerings as Fist of the Northstar and Urotsukidoji - Loach it is both a funny film and a harrowing one. Also highlighted the best of the Euro Art Movie. At 4 hours the Legend of the Overfiend. is Italian director long, La Dolce Vita is prooaDiy the best The Chinese authorities are not known for their forward thinking in terms Frederico Fellini value" le for money in the Fest - a flarflamboyant of the depiction of either China's turbulent past or its difficult present. As a with screenings of pictureicture of ddecadence as only the Italians ——! result most of the his classics 81/2 know how. Chinese films being and La Dolce Vita. Eraserhead shown here have been The Festival David Lynch at his cultish and best, victims of the censors. features sections this dark tale of paranoia and paternity Included in the Festival on animation, on shows the promise which he has failed to are Zhang Yimou's films from France, live up to since. Ghoulish and surreal, it it will make you cringe, laugh and sing-a- study of the self- Sweden and K I long with the bizarre 'Radiator Song. destructive as machinations and one on Musicals ft I powerlessness of C lassics Barton Fink women in the absolute Brief Arguably the Coen Bros' finest hour with Jon Turturro superb as a young patriarchy of 1920s Encounter Girl writer sold out to Hollywood and stuck in China, Raise the Red Crazy amongst the a Hotel from Hell. John Goodman proves Lantern and his must sees. There he can great move more than 2D and the melodramatic tragedy will be another chance to see the weird and wonderful french film, whole thing is so damn stylish! set in a dye workshop, Delicatessen as well as Richard Linklater's Generation X films Slacker Ju Dou as well as Nagisa and Dazed and Confused. Last but not least the festival provides an Delicatessen Oshima's notorious Ai opportunity for some interactive cinema with a screening of The Similar to No Corrida or In the Rocky Horror Picture Show where prizes will be given for the best Barton Fink in its Realm of the Senses. Ai costume. There are too many films on offer to mention them all here evocation of No Corrida is a study of wartime reality but there is a big, glossy Festival brochure in which all the details of rationing, this post- sexual obsession the festival screenings and events are listed and which should be apocalyptic tale of deemed so explicit found in both Union foyers. It's brilliant for us that the F ilm Festival cannibalism and when it was released in happens here so make the most of it even if there's only time in one conjuring is one of Britain in the 70s that un life time to see a fraction of what's on offer. the most original recent European films. Its slapstick humour and scarcity of til recently it could only be seen in privates clubs and without official dialogue make it reminiscent of the silent certification. era and truly multi-cultural. Under the broader heading of the Festival as a whole is a Lesbian and Gay Jonathan Gibbs

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Lisa Atkinson-Brown samples the Theatre Group’s first offering of the new term. play performed in the first week of term is bound to be A crap, one that starts at 6pm must be so dire that the director wants people to stay away. This production of Caryl Churchill's Cloud Nine, however, disproves the theory spectacularly, providing two hours of cross-dressing, homosexuality, infidelity, a bit of incest, a lot of emotion, a few gags and loads of unanswered questions about love. This is all very Nineties, but Act One takes place in Victorian colonial Africa, the drama only moving to contemporary Britain later on in the play. Some of the actors play the opposite gender. Jon Spooner (should a bloke look this fetching in a dress?) as a dutiful Victorian wife seems made for the part. Clare Duffy heaves her bosom and hitches her riding crop as the spirited Mrs. Saunders, loving every skirt-swishing minute of it. But it is Matt Bristow's Englishman abroad, all stiff upper lip and loose morals, that swaps roles and steals the show as Cathy, a pink-frocked, water pistol toting three year old, brimming with curiosity and a desire for trifles and double '99s. Neat song and dance routines and quick role changes are used to treat the complex and unexpected issues raised with a light hand, but some scenes, such as a gay Gerry describing an Arts Commissioning this term will take place on erotic encounter on a six minute train journey, are startlingly Mondays at 1 p.m. in the LMU office. If you are intense. interested in writing for the Arts Pages please Faced with a tiny audience the cast were professional and enthusiastic. They deserve a much larger crowd, so tear yourself drop into either office and ask for Hannah or away from the Fresher's Week binge and give yourself an early Eleanor. If we’re not there leave your name and evening treat. This play has all the essentials of tea-time viewing - sex, suspense and a sprawling, brawling women's telephone number and we'll get back to you. punch-up. It's worth missing Neighbours for.

Five Guys Named Moe West Yorkshire Playhouse

here can be few pieces of theatre balanced own among the larger than life company. Tmore heavily in favour of form over And Tommie Jenkins' Four-eyed Moe was a content than Five Guys Named Moe. Clarke slick talker who never lost his cool despite the Peters' musical has about as much plot as frequent interludes of ad lib and audience singing in the bath, but the sounds and sights participation. of this production were considerably better. Perhaps the musical's worst sin was Take the atmospheric opening, in to play all its best cards before the interval. By which Monroe Kent's resonant bass solo gave half-time we'd already heard much of the way to the five all-singing and dancing guys outstanding music and, unforgiveably, played exploding from a radio. Big Moe, Little Moe, a bigger part in proceedings ourselves than Eat Moe, No Moe and even Four-eyed Moe we would be required to do later. The actors magically arrive to chase away Nomax's blues stood in the stalls to direct the audience. One and - with some help from the music of Louis unfortunate spectator even had to sing solo. Jordan - they spend the whole show doing Act one finished with an audience conga all that and little else.The routines - and they are the way across stage and out to the bar. This not infrequent - were delightful, with the was the sort of show where, depending on actors making up in voice and vitality what your personality, you might prefer to sit well they may have occasionally lacked in back. choreography. This was never more true than Act two could never equal that but, of the plump Eat Moe (Trent Kendall), who disappointingly, it didn't even try. There were overcame his heavy-footedness to stand out more songs and routines but, having tasted a for the sheer size of his personality. pinch of fame, it was difficult to get Conversely, Faruma Williams's stage enthusiastic about just sitting back and At Campus Travel we specialise in low cost travel for students & under 26's. presence as No Moe could not quite match his learning to watch again. Thankfully, the real mesmerising turn at tap dance. performers did not share the sense of anti­ Call into a branch near you and discover a w o rld of possibilities. There was an impressive climax, switching their extraordinary performance from the sole Briton, Leeds' collective energy back on without difficulty. Jason Pennycooke, whose Little Moe held his Five Guys Named Moe is a highly Campos enjoyable and entertaining show with some TRAVEL Cloud 9 can be seen at the Raven tremendous music. It is not - even by the Theatre on Friday and Saturday standards of musicals - any more weighty Telephone bookings 061 273 1721 night at 6 p.m. Forthcoming Theatre that a paper hat. Where director Charles Group productions include City of Augins scored was in realising this and not University of Bradford YHA Adventure Shop Sheffield Hallam Angels (in conjunction with Music pretending otherwise. Instead we had a Communal Building 117->21 Vicar Lane University Theatre) and Cold Comfort Farm in production brimming of ebullience and Richmond Road Leeds LS1 6PJ Students' Union Week 5, followed by Romeo and effervescence, which is exactly how it should Bradford BD71DP Pond Street Juliet in Week 7. Keep your eye on be. Mon-Fri 0930-1700 Mon-Fri 1000-1800 Sheffield S1 2BW the notice boards for a chance to Tues 1000-1700 Sat 0930-1800 Mon-Fri 0930-1700 participate. David Smith and Branches Nationwide

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 2 4 Cinema- The world BRIEFS according We give you the lowdown on what’s reely worth a view to Gump at the flicks The Mask Jim Carrey (the dislikeable one from Ace Ventura in slightly less n the good old Hollywood tradition of re-using any plotline obnoxious mode) as a wimpish bank Iwhich is still breathing this is another film about a person with clerk who comes under the influence an undefined mental disability aka Rainman and the more recent of a semi-cartoon like character able Benny and Joon. Tom Hanks plays Forrest Gump the latest in a to live out his fantasies - mostly long line of innocents who win through by naive goodheartedness, involving cracking corny jokes and and show the more normal characters the error of their ways in the some neat dancing. Also features being big on thinking for Cameron Diaz - a disciple of the process. himself he is the model of The story is basically Gump's life as he tells it to various people Annalise school of acting - who dies unthinking obediency. But the film also has Gump ignoring orders nothing much but does it all from at the bus stop where we first find him and encompassing most of to rescue his fellow soldiers from the field. under lowered lashes and looks damn the significant events of the last four decades in the USA. Gump In the final analysis the film's endorsement of Gump's naivety good during it - another blow struck leads a charmed life and despite being a little on the slow side and absolute trust in his mother s homespun philosophy is for strong female roles in the movies manages to become a star football player, a war hero and an dishonest. The more sophisticated characters of Jenny, and Gump's girls. international table tennis champion before following the great Wartime buddy, Lieutenant Dan, are punished for their cynicism American way and making his first million. Thanks to the wonders before they can be rehabilitated by their relationship with Gump. Speed of the latest film technology he also gets to meet various famous Keanu Reeves takes the controls of a Gump and Jenny eventually marry but this can only happen by bus wired to explode if it goes below types including John Lennon and three US presidents. The scenes making Jenny terminally ill and the film soon has her graciously where Hanks is integrated into the original grainy footage are 50 mph leading to an exiting thriller - expire with a coy reference to a mystery virus which may or may or a routine vehicle for Keanu some of the best in the film. While Gump bumbles into a series of not be Aids. We are never shown Gump being manipulated as his featuring a improbable to the point of successes his childhood love Jenny (Robin Wright) sees the seedier supposed "stupidity" would presumably allow him to be. Gump's unbelievable plot device - as we like side of the period and is mostly shown fending of dodgy men and retardedness is not a real disability but a quirk which changes its to say in the trade. Number of stunts realising the hollowness of her druggy lifestyle. nature to suit the purposes of the film. The film is promoting a is inversely proportional to amount of Hanks is brilliant in a role which could easily be nauseous. He Hollywood view of desirable and protected innocence which does character depth. catches every nuance of Gump's gaucheness and lack of self- not really exist. awareness as perfectly as he did the body language of a twelve Four Weddings... Eleanor Rose If you haven't seen this yet you are probably dead and if you have seen it go and see it again as the British film industry needs all the support it can get. Fun but ultimately fairly shallow. Hugh Grant is foppish and funny and Andie Mcdowell is out-acted by the Fairytale of New York rest of the cast. is the fifth feature made by Colour of Night The Hudsucker Proxy The thought of Bruce Willis as a the Coen brothers. Hannah Jones dribbles into her psychiatrist is an unlikely not to say popcorn at the prospect of Tim Robbins and Paul worrying one but the thought of him having it away with Jane March (the Newman in the same film. sinner from Pinner) is frankly repulsive. Both an unlikely and an oel and Ethan Coen, director and producer of The Hudsucker unlovely film. JProxy belong to the wunderkind club of American cinema. Yet despite the critical acclaim of their previous films (Miller's Crossing, Flintstones Barton Fink, etc.) they remain marginalised, sheltered from the sun by John Goodman is my hero but I have their "arty" tag. On the evidence of The Hudsucker Proxy this is grossly to say this film is awful. They spent unjust, especially considering the crippling lack of ingenuity which mega bucks on the special effects but dominates many mainstream releases of the moment. Here they pile seemingly forgot to invest in some the retro on in spades just like everyone else, but their vision is an scriptwriters who could tell a good joke, or even an alright joke from a extraordinary one, completely duff one. Stay away if In this their latest outing, the Coen brothers take New York. It's only because the merchandising is so 1959 and Hudsucker Industries are rich and rising. When their revolting. president commits suicide, executive Paul Newman schemes to install an inept replacement who will ruin the company, enabling the Last Seduction board to take over with His Evilness at the helm. He is, however, disbelief and immerse oneself in the film's mystical metropolitan What do you do when your husband reckoning without the winning innocence and charm of the elected landscape. It is this combined with the ever-present ticking clock on the won't move with you to New York on simpleton Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins) whose treasured'invention, front of the Hudsucker building which lends the tale the timeless sense the half million bucks he's stolen? Put the hula-hoop, is a sensation. Though Norville succumbs to mean­ of a cyclical fable. The photography and styling are breath-taking with it in a plastic bag and run. Linda spiritedness and sloth as power goes to his head, a combination of scale and perspective beautifully manipulated to represent the status of Fiorentina is a hard as painted nails conscience, good fortune and Guardian Angel saves the day. the characters and their actions. bitch who shores up in a new town Dizzying visual sequences both dramatic and comic (couples hula- with a new identity and a flustered Essentially a fairy-tale about good versus evil and maturity husband after her. Extract the road through trial, there are no great surprises in the storyline department. hooping down the aisle etc) illustrate a witty and taut script, ensuring movie element from Thelma and Louise While fairytales are distilled from years of story-telling tradition, The that the stock characters are animated and beguiling. and re-shoot with a happy ending. Hudsucker Proxy is informed by its past - the Hollywood comedies of The Coen brothers have exhumed a nostalgic past in The Hudsucker The first real femme fatale this the thirties and forties. Tim Robbins is the Ordinary Joe-James Proxy but have done so with style, imagination and fresh insight. After decade. Stewart figure, with Jennifer Jason Leigh as his Girl Friday giving a the vacation fodder of Maverick and The Flintstones this is a rare and shamelessly Katherine Hepburn-esque performance. And just like precious gift indeed. Eleanor Rose fairytale the supporting cast is made up of larger-than-life minor Liz Ekstein characters. The Hudsucker Proxy continues at the Hyde Park Yet while the plot typically depends on coincidence and chance, Picture House until 13th October. and the period detail seems vague, it's no effort at all to suspend

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper October 7th, 1994 — B ° ° k s ------The Books page is Cormac McCarthy The Crossing (Picador £15.99) looking for new ormac McCarthy shot to literary and public recognition with his last book All The Pretty Horses, a book about writers, as well as C men and horses, and now follows it up with part two of a projected trilogy, a book about horses and men. Set in Mexico and the Southern States in the 1930s, it is the story of Billy, who may well have been the last of the being happy to cowboys. His life of cattle herding and sleeping rough under cold skies by a dying fire is fast being overtaken by the hurly-burly of modem life, the motor car, World War 2; but it is the only life that Billy knows. We follow him as he welcome back traipses back and forth across the border into Mexico, now with a trapped and tamed she-wolf in tow, now with his younger brother, and finally alone. Each time, he is on a diferent quest, to return the wolf to the mountains, to search established writers. out the murderers of his parents, to find his lost brother. Commissioning will We are in Hemingway counrty here, where men ride horses and women keep houses, and none of them have much to say about it. The whole thing is veiy macho, without being consciously post-PC, and grittily un-ironic. (provisionally) take This, McCarthy would have us believe, is now it Really Was. The book works well in the passages where Billy's reality comes into contact with the rest of the world, his mutually mystified encounters with ordinary citizens, to place at 3.00pm on a whom he is " something from an older time, of which they'd only heard. Something of which they'd read." Sunday afternoon in It is this strong, spare prose which has so enraptured American critics, with its dialogue that is amusing in Beckett-like bleakness. "'You got a history of disease in your family?" "No sir. They're all dead.'" There are also the University office. whole chunks of conversation in untranslated Spanish, which does have some exotic appeal, but is mighty arrogant. However, it does all add up to desert philosophy (that strange mixture of tautology and nonsense) - we are dealing Just pop into either with Big Mythic Themes here. "If women were drawn to rash men, it was only that in their secret hearts they knew our LMUSU or LUU that a man who would not kill for them was of no use at all." And if this does strike an odd chord in the 1990's, then it is because Hemingway did fight in the Spanish Civil office and ask for Liz War, and it was somehow heroic to live off short stories in 1920s Paris, and so we can forgive him his he-writer or Jon posturing. Mr McCarthy has written another fine book, but I hope people don't start confusingnim with his work. Jonathan Gibbs Schuster and Nelson Mandela. Granta Mandela recently finished his Africa first 100 days in presidency, and whilst the country nas fallen out of (£7.99) the news, he continues to make speeches about the nascent Africa ne of Granta's greatest strengths that will emerge in the future. His iece here is a testament to that O is that in each issue there'll be at ope: "Thus we must build on the least one author that you'll have common victory of the total heard of. This issue it isn't Martin emancipation of Africa to obtain Amis - the paperback is dedicated new success for the continent as a to writers covering Africa from a whole." Mandela is, paradoxically, variety of perspectives. Thus there now, perhaps less of a symbol for are contributions from Ryszard the continent than previously, but Kapuscinski, Paul Theroux, William he remains a force that can speak Boyd (whose The Blue Afternoon is for the whole continent, perhaps just out in paperback) Lynda for the first tije so publicly, after it was carved up by the Europeans The Books Page and pulled apart by the internal, tribal conflicts that still characterise Reccommends: aspects of African identity. William Boyd's glittering story 1. The Famished Road The Destiny of Nathalie X opens the by Ben Okri collection. It tells the successful tale 2. Grains of Wheat of Aurelien No, a film-maker who has won the Prix D'Or for his film of by Ngugi wa Thiong'o the same title. No takes his tiny 3. A Question of Power crew to Hollywood to do a re-make for the American market. by Bessie Head Hollywood is unready for a French- 4. Things Fall Apart speaking, underground re-make of a little-known film with no script by Chinua Achebe and a drunken boom-operator, and has a "theory about this town, this about life on a leper colony in 5. July's People the inevitable take-over bid is place," and baby, it don't add up to Moyo, 1964, is a detailed account of by Nadine Gordimer l a u n c h e d . a hill of beans. The cod- how language is created by lifestyle. The film philosophising is ":Words nere had definite 6. Black Skin, White Masks survives, U We must say that there evidence of the meanings. There were no by Frantz Fanon however, prolific need to metaphors, no symbols, nothing against is no obstacle big quantify a place, poetic or literary. " From Lynda 7. Ake by Wole Soyinka multi-million even one that is Schuster's observations from Liberia 8. Nervous Conditions dollar deals enough to stop us so mytologized as in 1990, at the time of the regime of and grabby Hollywood, into Dr Samuel Doe, to Abraham by Tsitsi Dangaremba p r o d u c e rs . bringing about an verbal ownership Verghese's A child,s Book of Death 9. Heart of Darkness Boyd's Counteracted and Dying. Although Granta can be by Joseph Conrad beautiful African renaissance. with this is arbitrary and partisan at times, this story is - Nelson Mandela Aurelien's ability is an intelligent collection of "It was the Africa of my comfortably to fulfil his plans journalism and fiction that is as aware of the without aware of history as it is of imagiantion, at last." fictions that come out of Hollywood succumbing to the glitz, and this is contemporary problems. and turns them with an erudite eye, as much due to his naivete as it his Paul Theroux onto American moguls. Everyone skill as a film-maker. Liz Ekstein Paul Theroux's elegant piece All in a good cause...

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CHAMPIONS

The champions will be the team with the most points at the end of the season. In the event of a tie the Captain’s points will not TOTAL count as double. If there is still a tie the manager whose attacking FOOTBALL players (that is the midfielders and centre-forwards)have the highest score will be the winner. If there there are still two teams on equal points then the manager whose defensive players have the highest score will be the winner. his year Leeds Student is giving you the If there is still a tie the the result chance to play in our £1,000 fantasy will be determined by a penalty shoot-out between the managers. Tfootball style competition Total Football. - So get practising. and it’s free to enter. HOW TO APPLY THE AIM OF THE GAME which they are involved in and the number of goals their team We’re giving you a fictitious both concedes and Once you have chosen your team fill in the application form at the fund of £27 million scores. Players scores bottom of die page. Goalkeepers (the same amount should be published should be Number 1, Defenders Kenny Dalglish spent every week from Numbers 2 - 5,etc, etc, however at Blackburn) to buy October 28 please place your captain on the the team of your onwards. And a last line marked ‘cpn’. Entries choice from the list of league table can either be posted to. players provided on showing the top 50 page 30. And unlike teams and their Leeds Student, Leeds University Kenny's your team might managers will be Union, PO Box 157, Leeds LSI actually win something. published at least 1UH. once a month. THE PRIZES Alternatively you can drop them TEAM in to either of our offices or post The manager whose team SELECTION them in the boxes provided has accumulated the most around the various Halls of points at the end of the With your fictitious £27 million Residence (subject to season will be presented with a you must buy a team of 11 availability). Applications must cheque for £500 - enough to pay players from the list provided on be received by 12 pm on Friday off any self-respecting student’s page 30. 28th October. Please note that overdraft. - Your team’s price must not only one application will be There will also be generous exceed £27 million, so choose accepted per person. If more than Manager of the Term prizes. your team very carefully. one is received all will be These are awarded to the - No more than 2 deemed void. manager whose team has of your players gained the most points can be from the WHAT THEN ? during that term. These same real include a Valentine’s Premiership gBWMHBL. ■■ Simply sit back and watch your night for two in Leeds team. players as their scores change. the Manager’s name only will be in a game). They also lose 1 Centre Forwards will score City Hilton hotel, free gig - Your team point for every goal they concede This may involve extreme must comprise used. i point for every goal their team ecstacy if they do ‘a Newcastle’ tickets to the university during a game except the first scores except for the first one. concerts of your choice. 1 Goalkeeper; 2 - Ensure that your name, address or ultimate embarrasment if they and telephone number are printed one. Captain courageous (who do ‘a Swindon’. And for the soberly- Full Backs; 2 Midfielders also lose 1 point can be nominated only from the Centre backs; clearly on the application form, The best of luck! challenged we have £70 of and that each of your players for every goal their team defence or midfield) scores Oddbins vouchers to give 4 midfielders; names and code numbers are concedes in a game except the double. away. and 2 Centre first one. They gain 1 point for Points will only be awarded for Total football is devised by Matt Forwards. legible. Best of all, if you win our - Any team that does not every goal their team scores Premiership matches, but are Roper and compiled by Roger cup competition you will be - You must adhere to the criteria will be except die first one. back dated for the whole season. Domeneghetti on your way to Paris for a also weekend of fun and frolics. nominate 1 player rejected. r 1 from the defence or midfield to HOW PLAYERS SCORE HOW IT'S SCORED be your Captain Courageous his i J » L E E D S V APPLICATION FORM points will always count double. i Each week from the beginning of - For a team to be accepted we Players will be allocated points S t u d e n T on a week-by-week basis. Points i the season the players listed on must receive a proper application i ------page 30 will be awarded points form. will be awarded as follows; based on their actual - Choose a name for your team of Every player scores 3 points performances in the Premiership. no morei than 24 letters. Any if they score a goal. I SURNAME:_ FORENAME: Goalkeepers and defenders The scores will reflect the goals name deemed offensive or I ADDRESS:_ they score, the clean sheets unacceptable will be deleted and get 3 points for every clean sheet they keep (i.e. concede no goals j P O S T C O D E . T E L NO.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS I I TEAM NAME, . Only applications made using Leeds Student application forms will be accepted. 2. Applications must be received by noon Friday 28th October. j I.D.CODE PLAYER’S SURNAME TE A M VALUE 3. Only players published in our official TOTAL FOOTBALL league list will be accepted as entries into the competition. Incorrect entries will be null and void. 4. Names offered for selection are chosen by a panel of football experts to represent current performances of players in the !QD FA Carling Premiership. 5. Applicant’s selections must be of 11 (eleven) players from the published list and should not exceed fictitious player values issued to each player up to the value of £27 million for the whole team. 6. The team must have one goalkeeper, two full-backs, two centre-backs, four midfielders and two centreforwards. You cannot pick more than two players from any one premiership side. 7. Leeds Student's independent panel of experts will provide updated records on each player’s performance based on the proceeding one or two weeks. 8. Applications which are incomplete or illegible will not be accepted. We are not responsible for any applications which are lost or delayed. 9. After the last official FA Carling Premiership match the collective performance of each individual player from the beginning of the promotion will be published. 10. The £500 first prize will go to the manager whose team has the most points at the end of the season. We will investigate complaints but our decision is final and we will not enter into correspondence regarding the competition. 11. Only one application will be accepted per person. If more than one is received, all will be null and void. 12. Promotional and explanatory copy relating to the competition form part of the terms and conditions. 13. No purchase is necessary. 14. All entrants are deemed to accept the terms and conditions when entering the competition. 15. In the event of a tie the winner will be drawn at random from all the top scoring entries, 16. Leeds Student editor's decision is final. Total value of team <= £27 million /in ucioDer l y94 Record numbers sign on LEEDS University sports clubs astonishment on Wednesday, '90 with the success which also have been astonished by the people registered with us spilled over into the Intra-mural amounts of students that have yesterday, we've already got competitions. 'People started applied to join up with clubs more members this year than last queing at ten past eight to entre a IIDEN during intro-week at the Sports and there are still two days left.' team and we didn't open utill Bazaar. A . Rugby club Fiona Smeaton the LUU ten. I've never seen anything like SPOUT spokesman talked of his Sports Officer was delighted i t !' FIRKIN OUTRAGEOUS

A UNIVERSITY hockey club captain contract with Firkin, has walked headlong into a row with being as it is, very ‘university friendly.’ Student Union bosses by gaining The club has agreed sponsorship from Firkin Breweries. to attend LMU's The move has angered Pete Davis, LMUSU's Wednesday bop and T H E Vice President Communications, who believes encourage their the new Firkin pub is a direct competitor to the opponents to do so as FINAL WHISTLE LMU bar - the hockey ______well for the first month Whilst the Formula One hierarchy club's sole sponsors r o g e r domeneghetti of UAU fixtures. Harris believes if the must be rubbing their hands at the last year - thus them, beer is now less night is good enough prospect of a close and exciting finish sapping much needed than a pound a pint and then it's reasonable to in a season that has been unhappily revenue from the club captains are being assume they will want over shadowed by death and injury, it LMUSU's coffers. given entrance passes to go back, if not then seems somewhat unfair tht Damon Hill “We’ve got the in return for no one can force them. may be on his way to an unjustified smallest block grant in encouraging their Snowball, however Championship victory. It is quite the North - only members to go to the disagrees, “It’s not on possible that FISA were over harsh in £238,000, but we have LMU bar. their punishment of Schumacher to for them not to come ensure the Championship did not the same number of The hockey club, because we’re doing all students as Leeds however, has a rather become the usual one horse race it is we can to make it by this stage of the season. University. If we pay different view. good.” for clubs why do they Paul Harris, the Let's face it Hill is yet to beat However he did Schumacher in a race that they both have to go to external hockey club chairman concede there was sponsors, who are is adamant the new m a % / finish and that, for some reason or nothing that he could The centre of controversy Pic Debashls Singh another, the German is not disqualified com petitors?” said sponsorship will take do to stop clubs from Davis. nothing from the from - all this despite Williams having seeking outside patently better cars. Even when Andrew Snowball LMUSU and will in sponsorship. LM USU’s President fact help, by bringing Schumacher has been banned it seems The only resolution New club is a knockout that only team orders guarantees Hill shares similar views: in much needed on the issue has been “This move is revenue: ANYONE wanting to GRAHAM WEBB ground. Indeed, the victory. At Estoril Hill's team mate made by LMU exec but David Coulthard (a test driver before damaging to the “There is nothing in this has not been follow in the footsteps of boxers will be using University and our contract with Frank Bruno or Mike at Becketts Park on punchbags and other the death of Senna) dominated the first ratified by the Student half of the race, and was clearly ultimately to our clubs Firkin that states that Representative Council Tyson is being urged to Tuesday afternoon. equipment from the and societies.” our club members will join Leeds Metropolitan The plight of aspiring Taekwan-do and Jiu- unhappy at having to relinquish his although Snowball lead to a dangerous manouvre by Hill. Davis believes the drink there at any time believes that this will University's newest club boxers in Leeds was Jitsu teams. Whilst controversy is that the - if at all.” which aims to attract all highlighted in March LMU Health "Damon took advantage of a sitution in happen soon. the team where if we had come Feast and Firkin will As Harris points Harris alleged those who have dreamed when Andy Spencley, Department declined to take business from out, all playing shirts of entering the sport at a also studying at LMU, comment on possible together I would have been very because no UAU unpopular", the Scot said later. Is this LMU’s Wednesday will show only the fixtures have yet been competitive level. Kevin won the English damage to boxers' bop - set up especially LMU logo, and all the Hart, a second year Universities Lightweight health, the Amateur really the right way for anyone to played there is no way win?" for members of the training kits will have of telling whether club Lesiure Studies student Title. As there were no Boxing Association to University’s sports both logos on. Firkin is at LMU, persuaded other facilities at either which the club is members will go to the It is Coulthard's sudden emergence clubs and their paying for all bop or not. He said: sports clubs to vote for university, he was affiliated, has stict the new society - the forced to do all his competiton rules, so (one that Senna described as opponents after home embroidery work ‘The sponsorship 'something special' that has led to an first at either university. training at Leeds St only a selection of fully fixtures. Snowball including the LMU Firkin is giving us the even more intreging episode of this "I was amazed to find Patrick club, home of fit individuals will be admits that last year logo, which will be hockey club will be soap opera. Nigel Mansell, the this night was not too particularly expensive saving the University out there was no proper champion Henry allowed to compete. No Wharton. ring is being built , with grandaddy of the sport, is contracted to successful. However as it has a lot of black much needed funds student boxing drive with Williams in the final three this year they have thread in it. which can surely be put organisation when I There was no the emphasis being on arived at Leeds", said opposition to the new "boxercise" and general Grand Prix of the season. Fine, but asked clubs what they Harris said he could to good use elsewhere what of Coulthard? It is widely wanted and believe not see where the in the university.” the happy vice-president club on either ethical, fitness for men and after the unanimous vote competitive or medical believed that Mansell's cameo this they have given it to problem arose, the season will lead to a starring role next leaving Coulthard open to offers and already McLaren, Benneton and Ferrari are queuing up for his signature for the Bureaucrats cause sports pass fiasco rest of this season and the whole of next. However the majority of those who BEWILDERED students have this LMU Students Union. DAVID SMITH done for security LMU told students to go to the know feel Mansell no longer has the week spoken out against the “Not even lecturers in — — reasons to prevent union in order to have sports motivation and fitness to compete nor administrative chaos which left sport knew how to get the passes. passes being forged. Now the same stickers laminated on their cards. the skill to deal with new regulations. them searching the city for sports We’ve been inundated with people manage both sports passes “If students bought the sticker Marketing men and sponsors feel that passes. enquiries even though it’s no longer and facilities.” after registration they need to have Mansell's seijoum to Indycar will only And their students union, which anything to do with us. “The She added: “We’ve inevitably the card re-laminated,” explained have made the egotist's egotist even this year lost control of the passes to bureaucracy involved is ridiculous.” had some teething troubles but we Harris. “But LMU told everyone more self centred. Even his salary is Leeds Metropolitan University, One of the victims was the hope they’ve been resolved.” that the union will laminate it for ridiculous Williams are already claims that LMU came back begging chairman of mixed hockey, who Talbot rejected criticism that you. We were not able to do that.” contracted to pay Mansell £2.25 them to pick up the pieces. prefers to be known simply as students had not been told the Talbot responded: “The million for racing this reason, over Students were shocked to find ‘Chirpie’: “1 only found out we’re passes should be bought at university is not saying that now.” double wht Hill and Coulthard's that, under LMU’s stewardship, the supposed to buy our sports passes at registration. “All students were sent Some students expressed their combined salaries would be next cards are now supposed to be registration when I got there. I a circular detailing the new dissatisfaction with LMU’s handling season, yet still less than half Mansell's purchased at registration. Many had didn’t have enough money so they arrangements, although we of the situation. “It was much more asking price fora full 16 races. not brought the required fee of £10, sent me to the union - but it’s not appreciate there is a lot of organised when the union issued the Hopefully good sense will prevail. and were left chasing around their responsibility.” information to read before the start cards last year,” said footballer Formula 1 does not need Mansell any university buildings in search of a Margaret Talbot, Assistant Dean of term.“ Peter Cartlidge. “I was told that I’ll more and neither do we - if he wasn't pass. of the Carnegie Hall Sports The union found itself repeatedly have to go all the way to Beckett explaining that it is no longer British we'd probably all hate him “It’s been an embarrassing Development Centre, defended Park to get my card laminated. I’ve anyway. disaster for LMU,” said Paul Harris, LMU’s decision to take over responsible for the passes. But got far better things to do with my Vice-President Administration at administration of the passes. “It was further problems were created when time.” R. Domeneghetti