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YOUR English Language University Newspaper SereSEPTEMBER 2005 n UNIVERSITY OF WALES BANGOR SERENDIPITY: CLUBS HEALTHY EATING FOR FEATURED : & SOCIETIES GUIDE POOR STUDENTS FRESHER’S WEEK
By James Ainsworth !!2005!! Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Mature and Tradi- tional. Welcome to The University of Wales, Bangor. For most of you, this is the start of a three year journey into the unknown. During your university lifetime in Bangor, you should endeavour to take hold of the numerous oppor- tunities available to you as well as take time to explore your surroundings. Take in a scONe (The pronunciation of this noun is at the editor’s disgression and contrary to the SU President’s declaration of “It is pronounced sCONE, due to the vowel-consonant-vowel cluster, where in this case the preceding vowel is pronounced as a capital letter.”) or three at the end of Bangor Pier. Stroll along the peb- ble beaches. Consider the delights of a walk to Anglesey and for the truly daring, tackle Glanrafon Hill after a night out. If this is causing you any concern so far, fear not for we have a few words of wisdom from this year’s Students’ Union Presi- dent, Rob Harris. “My words of wisdom are to enjoy yourself, have fun and frolics and join as many clubs as you can.” Rob believes that “University is as much about life experience as it is about getting a degree.”. Rob started out as an intrepid Seren reporter no less (He even wrote movie reviews for this issue) “Above all we are all here to help, assist and guide you through your university career in whatever way we can.” Rob’s successful campaign was built around the key issues of increasing communication and rep- SU PRESIDENT-ROB HARRIS resentation across the campus as well as to gain as much benefit for the students from the university as possible. “The whole executive is in place to support people and there are a number of voluntary positions to support and represent minority groups.” Rob is keen to emphasise the diverse nature of the student population and the importance of community spirit and promotion of the Welsh culture in which we live. “On behalf of the Students’ Union, we welcome you to Bangor and hope you all have a fun-filled future.” SPORTSPORT MUSICMUSIC FILMSFILMS INSIDEINSIDE :: OPINIONOPINION COMPETITIONSCOMPETITIONS 2 September 2005 EDITOR’S BRIEF
Dear Reader Briefly...
Hello! Welcome to the new look SEREN and this my first issue as editor*. I hope you will all find something of relevance and maybe a hint of provocation and independ- This issue was compiled by: ent thinking from your fellow students in this re-launch issue. It has been hard work getting the Seren name out there and bringing in funding over the summer but now begins the fun and making Seren a publication of which we can all be proud. Editor - James Ainsworth [email protected] In this issue there are lots of useful pieces of advice for freshers and ‘veterans’ of this university life affirming experience. There is a map outlining the locations of all the clubs, societies and other stalls at Serendipity during Fresher’s Week and how to make the most of your money when Production Editor - Daniel Turner it comes to doing your weekly food shop as well as details on up and coming entertainment in the SU. The regular music and film sections will keep you fully clued up on your interests. For those who intend to blag their way through Distribution, Advertising, Finance - the start of the semester, we have a shed load of competitions. Chris Snookes A big thank you to everyone who has helped put Seren together over the summer(and put up with my moaning) and all those who have contributed to this issue. I hope you have a great year and enjoy reading your student run univer- Culture Editor - Chris Snookes sity newspaper.
Music Editor - Christopher Alcock & James James Ainsworth *The editor reserves the right to make a few mistakes in the first issue.
with contributions from... Dizzy Hobbs, Stuart Edwards, Huw Pritchards, RiczCo, Student Services, We have a number of fantastic positions available on the Seren team for this year. Working for Seren is a rewarding Laurel Morgan, Andrew Valentine, R, experience and is a desirable attribute to put on your CV. Especially if you have an interest in journalism. We all have to Sam Burnett, Esby, Adam Isbell start somewhere!
We have positions in the following areas
Club & Societies Writer (Anyone who is willing to try out the various activities on offer at Bangor and report back to the masses) Sports Editor (Anyone with a knowledge of all things sport) Web Editor (Experienced computer type to keep website up to date and review websites) Welfare Editor (Has an interest in reporting the issues relevant to the students)
If you are interested in any of these positions send an e-mail to: [email protected] explaining why you would be good for the specific position. Good luck.
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Tel: (01248) 388017 R S E E [email protected] S N R www.seren-bangor.co.uk NEWS September 2005 3 Briefly... BANGOR WELCOMES US DEBT RELIEF Universities in America have opened up the doors for UK ARRIVAL PROCEDURES students to take up their Fur- ther Education Stateside, after allowing UK students to apply for their 3rd World Scholarships. These bursary funds are usually only made available for those in Less Economically Developed Countries who wish to study. Given the introduction of tuition fees and lack of assistance from the Government, it is increas- ingly becoming a more financially viable option to take up study abroad. By James Ainsworth day arrival arranged for residents of Emrys evans, Llys Tryfan and Neu- add Reichel. The move was welcomed by Ffridd Site security who have in Congratulations to Croeso-Welcome Bangor for their first signs previous years been stretched at the influx of new and returning students. of common sense. This year the Fresher’s Weekend “BIG MOVE In accordance with local police, a colour coded trav- NO MORE JOOT IN” has been split over two days to avoid the predictable chaos el route was devised to spread the flow of traffic during the move and congestion on the approach roads to Bangor and the halls in period in order to minimise traffic congestion along the A55. of residence that are seen every Fresher’s Week. In an unprec- In theory, if you are reading this, the scheme has worked and you JOOT is no more – but never edented move, Croeso-Welcome Bangor have put the student first. have arrived. It would be even more effective to split the arrivals between fear, trendy wine bar company Residents of Elidir, Y Borth, Y Glyder, Cefn-Y-Coed, Bryn Dinas the old and new residencies over the two days to spread the concentration and Tegfan were invited to arrive no earlier than 10.00 AM with a Sun- of traffic. Here is to a full year of quality service and forward thinking from ‘Varsity’ are setting up shop in Croeso-Welcome Bangor! their place, ensuring that higher- class Bangor students need not go without. The new-look bar is expected to open within weeks WE ALL LIKE... By Chris Snookes one too I might add, who spoil themselves with the chocolate and Varsity are currently recruit- choice. It is in fact women, who gorge the highest percentage of ing Full and Part Time members Students eat cake. Yes its official everybody, the age old Chocolate Cake in this gastronomic battle of the sexes since the of staff. myth has finally been cemented into hard cold reality af- research claims men ‘opt for a healthier treat’. Perhaps a pint. Or ter a recent Hotpoint survey conducted for Childline re- seven. vealed that a staggering 34% of us Students are most likely The research was however all in good heart and with good to scoff into an oversized slab of chocolate, yes chocolate intention, to get us Students baking in time for the ‘Cakes for cake when we most feel the need to indulge. Childine’ campaign to mark their 19th Birthday. The idea is sim- ASDA COMING SOON Such vital research also claimed to establish links between ple whip out you utensils, whack the Chocolate Cake eaters and in your ingredients and whisk up Asda are expected to get the their typical lifestyle patterns green light to build a superstore a cake for you and your mates. claiming those who choose Sell your ‘creation’ or get yourself in the city centre, planning chiefs Chocolate are therefore more sponsored in whatever crazy-cake- reviewed planning permission for likely to watch DVD’s, go out baking-way possible and give the the supermarket chain on the site for a drink and enjoy a good proceeds to Childline so that they of the former football stadium in night out. So what about those can continue the good work they with less of a sweet tooth and do in providing help and support Farrar road. Protests came from more of craving for a moist one unlikely store – Tesco feel to children and young people all rich fruit cake caressing their over the U.K. It’s a great way to get the store would have a bad effect palate? In a some what stag- everyone in involved, prove your on the local economy. gering twist to the survey it expert culinary skills under the turns out us Welsh students spotlight and also get something are more likely to be found decent in to eat for tea as well as huddled in a corner of the MUMPS STILL AROUND raising money for charity. Simple canteen somewhere clawing as. As reported in Seren last year, through a chunk of our favour- ite fruit cake than most students in the U.K. The results Cakes for ChildLine is sponsored by Hotpoint, who aim to MUMPS is still very much a pres- then go on to suggest that as a student population of ‘fruit ent danger in Bangor. Students raise awareness of ChildLine’s work and its need for funds to cakes’ we much prefer to stay in and perhaps complete a continue the charity’s vital work. A special pack is available to are being urged to check their crossword or two or treat ourselves to a night of home com- get you started, with hints and tips and recipes for the nation’s mumps vaccinations are up to puting. favourite cakes. To obtain your pack, log on to www.childline.org. Perhaps the biggest shock of all, aside from the fact that this date, following recent outbreaks uk or call 0870 336 2996. research was ever conducted in the first place is that male Skoda in the area. Student services staff drivers were identified as the only male sample and an important say students should check with their GPs if uncertain. ...A NICE BIT OF CAKE 4 September 2005 NEWS
STUDENT’S COMPETITION SILENT THE PALGRAVE STUDENT PLANNER 2005-6 STELLA COTTRELL CRY Published by Palgrave Macmillan £6.99 The Palgrave Student Planner 2005-6 is the complete self- management tool designed especially for students. It’s the only planner to offer study skills advice, diary pages structured to help with time management, and plenty of space for personal information in a practical and attractive format. From assign- ment deadlines to budgeting personal finances, washing sym- bols and space to write in favourite local take-aways, The Pal- grave Student Planner 2005-6 will be an essential purchase for all students wanting to manage their lives effectively.
STELLA COTTRELL is an Inspector for the Adult Learn- ing Inspectorate, UK. Previously, she was Director of Lifelong Learning at the University of Luton and, for many years, spe- cialized in study skills, dyslexia and educational development at the University of East London. She is the author of the best- By James Ainsworth selling The Study Skills Handbook and Skills for Success: The Personal Development Planning Handbook (both Palgrave DemARTcracy has arrived in Bangor. Macmillan). A small group of disillusioned students who have lost faith in the Government they elected have taken to a most vi- sual form of public expression of dis- TO WIN ONE OF SEVERAL LOVELY PALGRAVE sent. DemARTcarcy involves making a STUDY PLANNER PACKS SIMPLY E-MAIL THE ED- defiant statement through the beauti- ITOR THE ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUES- ful destruction of an everyday object in TION: order to convey a message, to make one’s voice be heard. In this case, a Who Publishes Stella Cottrell’s Student Planner? small group of students residing on College Road Upper Bangor threw out a fully working television set from a win- dow in an action against the UK Gov- ernment’s stance on tuition fees and their unfair access routes to further MORE education for students across the UK.
Previously, such acts of “art” have been witnessed in the film adap- COMPETITIONS: PAGES: 13 14 17 tation of Chuck Palahniuk’s novel ‘Fight Club’. The immortal line: “I felt like destroying something beautiful.” would appear to be the inspiration behind the actions of the group. The rise in student ill- feeling towards the introduction of tuition fees which will leave stu- dents further crippled by debt isn’t exactly a Hollywood blockbuster story line but is certainly encourag- ing to see such action being taken to raise awareness and bring about a fairer system that doesn’t have such a crippling effect on society in the long run..
The DemARTcracy group, who re- fused to comment on the event, felt that their actions spoke enough without any further comment re- quired to cause speculation and conjecture. However, the group insisted they have no intentions of carrying out any illegal activity and will make every consideration for public well being at any future displays. The next planned event is set to take place at Bangor’s Stone Circle on Saturday October 1st at 12Noon. FEATURE ARTICLE September 2005 5
BUT WITH A MASSIVELY REDUCED MAJORITY
SERENDIPITY
JOIN A CLUB!
TRY OUT FOR A TEAM!
MAKE NEW FRIENDS!
PICK UP A FREEBIE OR TWO! 6 September 2005 SURREALISM
prelude to nudity. London is sexy, but not that sexy). Given our current situation and PATRICK joyous bonhomie with these colourful characters, we accept. Something strikes me as we enter the house. Something doesn’t sit right. Some sandwich? Oh, thanks. I note the kitchen is bigger than my house. I also note the table football table, with great, possibly too much, interest. Jokes are exchanged and a Good Time had. This strong will to engage is what I love most about socialising with strangers who you clearly have, although none of you are really sure of it yet, a lot in common with. When the dawn’s first light comes a’crawlin’ through the tall windows, our exuberance makes way for sleepiness. Fully prepped of our sleeping arrangements (down the stairs, first door on the left, between the gym and sauna), myself and faithful friend Adam take our weary heads away. Only then do I resolve my misgivings, and make the connection. The photos on the bathroom wall. The library of classics. The ukulele. The surname! I’m in Gruff Rhys-Jones’ house. Is he here? What do I say? I’m not presentable! He’s in Copenhagen? Probably for the best. After my last star struck moment with Mark Little at a cinema urinal, I don’t think I’m ready for a Gruff moment just yet. This would be weird if it wasn’t my birthday. This is not a problem. There is no animosity between me and Gruff. Not yet. Buoyed by this discovery, we proceed to find the master of the house’s underwear, slippers, and pinball machine (Another disclaimer: the underwear was by accident). MOOREBACHOV Excitement. Sleep. THE OH-SO-REAL SURREAL WORLD OF OUR LOCAL HERO The following morn is a funny one. It appears we are alone in the house. There are lots of people here, chatting and drinking and dancing. It’s a club, I Where are our hostesses? They said they had things to do, but would they leave us reason, and therefore this is to be expected. I am one such person, merrily engaged in to our own devices? Struggling to cope with the emotional weight of being in the lively discourse with other sweaty gig goers. One is called Catherine, or ‘Catch’ if you house of the host of Restoration, the funny one out of Smith and Jones, I inadvert- know her well, like I don’t. Her and her friends are charming and engaging, making ently set off one of the house’s many alarms. I panic. Adam remains infuriatingly their invitation for us all to spill onto the streets together a welcome one. Our mischief placid. The ying to my yang. The Ernie to my Bert. The phone rings. There is a made, we do indeed spill. I, and my friends, hear stories from our new friends about knock at the door. I start jabbering, in hindsight, quite comically. How will it look if how London’s Centre Point (a tall building and short fountain) is a magnet for, of all the police come bursting in to find two dishevelled students, alone in Gruff Rhys- things, human faeces. Jones’ house, wearing his fluffiest footwear? Felons they will cry! Visions of a night Sensing danger in such a location, we high tail it to the nearest Prêt a Manger, in Wormwood Scrubs bartering for my life while cigarettes cloud my judgement. because apparently such establishments are open at this hour. What time is it? We Adam moves to the first floor lounge window. Knowing a sniper situation when missed the last train. I hear an invitation to retire to Catch’s house for tea and bis- I see one, I physically restrain him from reaching his destination. Neighbours are cuits, all though I never partake in at least one of those things (I believe feverishly gathering around the doorstep. Our only hope is that we are not alone. Scampering in the power of disclaimers, and so I state that this invitation was not offered as a to the top of the house, we find our hostess emerging, panda eyed from her room. A quick phone call to the security company informs them that this particular popular TV personality has not been burgled, in any sense of the word, least of all by these two dancefloor fiends. The day passes, and we all go our separate ways. We have a capital to flee, and with our dead phone batteries, I’m wondering if our friends and family are curious of our whereabouts. So where did this experience leave us? Well I, for one, marked the passing of my teens in memorable fashion. But what did we learn? We learnt to never stray too close to minor celebrities, or relations thereof. You WILL get carried away. You WILL put said celebrities underwear on your head and dance around sing- ing “I’m Gruff Rhys-Jones!” You WILL be surprised at this man’s guitar collection. A gig brought us together, and these instruments gave us communion. Maybe music IS a force for social good. Except jazz. Nobody likes that. LIE BACK AND SPEAK OF…WALES! Cymdeithas Llywelyn: The Welsh Learners’ Society
We don’t put on plays, dig up artefacts, discuss the Stock Market, take nice pho- tos… We learn Welsh, however, whenever, and wherever we want! We’re here for learners of all abilities – whether you’ve only just realized that Welsh exists, or you learnt Welsh at school, whatever, it’s cool. We provide friendly environments for learners to practice etc. with each other, meet new people – including other learners and fluent Welsh speakers. We have regular so- cial events and provide the opportunity to be part of the Welsh-speaking community in Bangor. We’re always looking for new things to do (as long as they involve using Welsh!). So, if you think you can handle it, come and find us at Serendipity, or contact us at [email protected]. Learners do it twice! FEATURE ARTICLE September 2005 7 FEED THE POOR Healthy eating on a shoestring budget? Help is at hand!
Where you get your next meal from could structions on freezing foodstuffs and a reformed water pumped, steroid fed bit By James Ainsworth make or break your year, even more so if never re-freeze once defrosted or you may of chickenamongst the sawdust and beef his article is intended to give your are self-catered or worse still, have get a dicky tum). Sharing on regularly used derivative gelatine(and you thought the advice on student eating and discovered the culinary leftover du jour items which can be bought in bulk, eg rice, toy was the surprise element of a Happy T how to make our Government in your onsite refectory and passed on the pasta and potatoes and milk etc is another Meal). Now with a bit of clever shopping “borrowed” pennies go that little bit opportunity to indulge in such gastro-de- way of making the most and forward planning of what you are go- further in the supermarkets of Bangor. lights. First things first then, you are go- of your ing to eat during the week, you can make a Food is an everyday product that we ing to need to “Do a shop”. Again far more appetising alternative, for exam- consume with little thought and hardly this could well be ple, a toastie with chicken, pork, cheese, a care for its origins, cost and the con- another tomato puree, and salad etc or any sequences of consumption. However, first time number of REAL, maybe even FRESH this article is not here to preach and experi- ingredients. You will be surprised how from here on in, I am not going to gar- ence for easy it is to quickly rustle up something nish you with food related punnery. you and fill that will satisfy your insatiable hun- So, we are students. We have a weekly you with ger, even if you are a kitchenaphobe. budget of next to nothing...and we need the fear and Never underestimate the potential of to eat. We are students; so, that lovely so- let’s face it, the lowly baked potato. This cheeky cial construction-stereotype, dictates we not for the thing is anyones after a few additions are; fat, unfit, fast food junkies whose first time in of cheese or tuna and a few minutes in only form of exercise is mashing the pad this alien en- the microwave, or the awesome power to order a pizza or to change the channel. vironment of of quiche! The little black dress of sa- We exclusively eat products with little or university and voury flans. A versatile number that negative nutritional value and five-a-day is the first few works with almost anything and can a measure of pints in the bar. Of course weeks of this fill the hungriest of giants. All we are your new life. If saying is give quiche a chance! this is rubbish, thanks largely to society Your basic shopping list: a great way to eat and media driven guilt, we the student you want to make healthily without breaking the bank Sure it’s ok to have a take away once population are also rich in anorexics and a good start, and in a while and if you have a “naughty” other eating disordelies. Sadly, image and you are more than curious as to what you communal situation. chocolate bar you aren’t going to die, social acceptance is everything. eat, then the basics shopping list (pictured) The lovely people at the Welsh Food Also, if you are so inclined, some people As it is Fresher’s week, for some of is a great way to eat cheaply and above all, Standards Agency have recently put to- choose to avoid Nestle products. WWW. you it may well be your first time away healthily. While fresh food is best, its not gether a shiny new booklet (see below) BABYMILKACTION.ORG outlines it’s from home. Away from home cooking and always practical or more crucially, afford- aimed at the likes of you and me with lots reasons for why you may opt to do such a those cushy mum prepared dinners just able so having a few tins of fruit and some of helpful and non-patronising advice on thing. they suggest it is the conscientious in time to watch The Simpsons and you frozen veg to hand will save you money how to eat healthily; as well as great tips way to eat happily. Knowing you’re not are having to fight for yourself to survive. and time when it comes to preparing your on how to save money at supermarkets potentially aiding the death of babies in meal. (Always check the packaging for in- and case studies from fellow students. You Africa as a result of diseased water mixed can view the booklet and/or request with baby formula which in itself, moth- a copy online WWW. er’s can ill afford, tastes soo much better. FOOD.GOV.UK It real- If you are trying to eat with a conscience, 7 easy & healthy recipes FOR less ly would be a useful thing it is admirable to purchase fair-trade and to have around in your organic products as it really is important kitchen this year. that farmers receive the money they de- We all know what serve for their labouriously produced we are supposed to eat goods and the less man made chemicals and that a good balance we put through ourselves the better. How- of food groups will help ever, we are students. We are not finan- keep our finely tuned bod- cially speaking in a position to make a dif- ies in tip-top condition, but ference in terms of affording these goods since when do we have the which retail at a premium. There are other time to prepare a meal a la means and ways of supporting this cause: Jamie Oliver Patron Saint Here comes the Bob Geldof bit “www. HOT TIPS FOR HEALTHIER of Children? Much easier maketradefair.com” EATING ON A TIGHT BUDGET to bung a frozen pizza or in- stant mega-pie kit or chicken Hopefully this article has opened your #+#) nuggets into the oven, right? eyes to the importance of eating properly "#*( & Ever considered what’s in whilst at uni and suggested several helpful #'(# 9 those little shaped golden and easy ways of going about doing so in finger pieces we call Chicken the least patronising of ways. ## Nuggets? Try Beef, crushed : bones, additives; such as MSG #)(( %) , #)( ( %) ,$ $ " (That’s a chemical what makes ## you REALLY thirsty and is also a staple ingredient of Chi- nese Takeaways like) and if you The new guide produced by the Welsh FSA that’s packed with loads of great ways to eat healthily and cheaply. Available online at: www.food.gov.uk are lucky, you may come across 8 September 2005 BLAST FROM THE PAST
Deep in the murky depths of the Seren office is a dark recess leading to another world. A world greater than Narnia, with back issues of every Seren gone before. From the dawn of the printing press to the current day we bring you a glimpse into the past when animals talked and accommodation was cheap. The extensive archives are scoured for the weird, Laurel (Welfare the scandalous and the irreverent. These are Officer) the front pages of yester-year that shaped our Bangor today.... Define your role in no more than 10 words To represent and provide advice to all students on a range of matters (That’s 13-Editor)
Top-tip for Freshers? Remember everyone is in the same boat so make as many friends as possible and be there for each other
A LOOKLOOK BACK BACK AT THE AT THE If you were a drink, which would you be? SEREN OF OFOLD OLD Probably orange cordial, cos I am always By CHRIS SNOOKES around, quite sympathetic after the night before and almost always guaranteed not Behold! ‘A quantum technological leap into engineering un- to run out on you or let you down. knowns’ the Charlatans cried as the flying man cage thwarped Musical taste? above the streets of Bangor. It was an industrial feat of mono- Anything, I know nothing about music lithic proportion a true icon by sheer scale of mans dominance over the rugged and treacherous terrain of Bangor Moun- Plans for this year? Run lots of campaigns which are relevant tain that had proved almost impassable for inebriated stu- to the student body, i.e. my Welfairy dents crawling back to the St Mary’s site for billions of years. Campaign that starts this week (I am so In the months leading up to its momentous unveiling excited!). excitement in North Wales had reached fever pitch with masses descending upon the University City every day to see these ‘Sky Transportation Podules’ as they were known by locals, hurl both the brave, the ballsy and of course students at speeds unknown to man across the bustling streets below. Some came from as far away as Caernarfon others took to horseback along the A55 but all who had made the pilgrimage to see the intri- cate web of industrial sugar spun steel that so elegantly webbed above the streets of Bangor were staggered by what they saw. It could so easily have been a pub-lunch-back-of- the-matchbox scrawling from HG Wells himself. A tran-tran- scendent vision into the future of Student transportation in Bangor and beyond, perhaps one day the man cage would connect institutions all over the U.K carrying stustu-- dent types, lost tourists and practical jokes the length and breadth of the country. Needless to say like many great wonders of the era the dream that was the ‘Bangor Sky Lift’ as first highlighted in an exclusive report by Seren’s own Isabel Sim will forever remain lost in the eighties. Some- where between Care Bears and The Goonies no doubt. Lets not forget at the time this was a ground breaking news story which flung the very boundaries of stu- dent journalism into the murky unknown and completely eclipsed many of the other potential front page candidates. Llion (UMCB President) So hot off the press was this story infact that an artist worth his salt just could not be found to provide an adequate ‘im‘im-- Define your role in no more than 10 words. pression’ of the ‘Sky Lift’ and so a two-minute scrawling on the back of a napkin in the Union Canteen by the editor Run the Welsh Union, For the Welsh Students. had to suffice. It was a Jim’ll Fix it like no other for the Hobbies? students of Bangor who had grew tired of the conven- Photography, gardening, reading, playing pool & snooker, tionality and monotony of ‘walking’ to and from lectures films, watching rugby,…. The list goes on! and longed only for a industrial sized ‘Tomorrow’s World’ Favourite Pub in Bangor? monstrosity to be dumped on the landscape to aid them in Y Glôb their despair. It was left in the hands of an unknown and rather dubious Scottish firm allegedly based in Aberdeen If you were a drink, which drink would you be? to provide the financial backing, the Jim’ll of the ‘Fix-it’ Pint of Brains. Welsh through and through, staunch supporter of the (Grand-Slam Winning) Welsh Rugby team. equation as it were and thus cast a silver lining around everyone’s cloud. But look above your heads on the DeDe-- Plans for the year? niol Road today and no such dream is visible. Cables are I intend to increase the services which the Welsh Union mere wisps of sunlight fleeting through an Autumn sky, provides to its members, and build on the successes of last year. Increase participation in the activities and democracy concrete supports are all but street lamps dispersed sol- of both the Welsh Union and the Union, and give you the emnly along the kerbside and lifts full of busy students students, more opportunity to tell us at the Union what you are simply clouds floating carelessly by on a mellow jour- want. ney to condensation. FEATURE September 2005 9
Deep in the murky depths of the Seren office is a dark recess leading to another world. A MEET YOUR UNION world greater than Narnia, with back issues of every Seren gone before. From the dawn of the printing press to the current day we bring you a glimpse into the past when animals
EXECUTIVE talked and accommodation was cheap. The These people here have been elected extensive archives are scoured for the weird, Laurel (Welfare Stephen (AU by the students to represent the stu- the scandalous and the irreverent. These are Officer) President) the front pages of yester-year that shaped our dents for the students ya da ya da... Bangor today.... Define your role in no more than 10 But who are these people? Here is Define your role in no more than 10 words words To represent and provide advice to all your inextensive guide to the Stu- To make sure the sports clubs run students on a range of matters (That’s smoothly and effectively. 13-Editor) dent’s Union Executive. Hobbies? Top-tip for Freshers? Playing Football and watching Burnley, Remember everyone is in the same boat Playing Cricket and watching Lancs, so make as many friends as possible and Rugby and Squash (Most Sports), be there for each other Watching Films.
If you were a drink, which would you Favourite Pub in Bangor? be? Paddys Probably orange cordial, cos I am always around, quite sympathetic after the night If you were a drink, which drink before and almost always guaranteed not would you be? to run out on you or let you down. Lager (pint of) and some some pork scratchings! Musical taste? Anything, I know nothing about music Anything else to add? Come on you Clarets! Anything to ask Plans for this year? about the AU my door is always open! Run lots of campaigns which are relevant to the student body, i.e. my Welfairy Campaign that starts this week (I am so excited!).
By James Ainsworth
Llion (UMCB President) Rachael, but lots of Rob (President)
people call me Dizzy Define your role in no more than 10 words. Define your role in no more than 10 words. (CCSO) Representation, advice, help, support, knowledge, Run the Welsh Union, For the Welsh Students. campaigning for student rights Hobbies? Hobbies? Favourite Pub in Bangor? I’m a big fan of the outdoors (I love Photography, gardening, reading, playing pool & snooker, Belle Vue is great for quiet drink or a game of pool, kayaking, climbing, camping and playing films, watching rugby,…. The list goes on! and Paddy’s is a really good place to start a pub games on the beach!) The rest of the time I crawl. really enjoy going to the cinema, eating out Favourite Pub in Bangor? and dancing (usually after lots of vodka!). Y Glôb Top-tip for Fresher’s? Join a club or society; it will be the best way to make If you were a drink, which drink would you be? Top-tip for Freshers? friends Pint of Brains. Welsh through and through, staunch supporter GO TO SERENDIPITY! of the (Grand-Slam Winning) Welsh Rugby team. If you were a drink, which drink would you Plans for this year? be? Plans for the year? A new website (www.undeb.bangor.ac.uk), a I would be ‘Guinness’ because occasionally I am I intend to increase the services which the Welsh Union clubs and societies dinner and awards, offices slightly bitter, but I get easier to drink the better I provides to its members, and build on the successes of last for seren and storm, support for clubs and am poured. I also have a good head on top, which year. Increase participation in the activities and democracy societies, increased awareness of what the diminishes as the night goes on. Of course the light of both the Welsh Union and the Union, and give you the union actually does and lots of fun. head and the dark drink represent the inner turmoil students, more opportunity to tell us at the Union what you of my ying and yang. want. 10 September 2005 FILM
***Top 5 movies of the summer*** By Rob Harris Summer 2005 has been pretty poor in the quality of it’s film output, with the odd exception, and so below are 5 of the best from a rather bad bunch.
Madagascar (2005) ***
Batman Begins (2005) The latest CGI cartoon from *** Dreamworks might not be as Standing head and shoulders Wedding Crashers (2005) ***** good as Shrek but it was a fun, above any film this summer The latest ‘Frat Pack’ film brief forgettable ride. An all is the excellent Batman star cast put there voices to Begins. Christian Bale is the starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson has its good use for this tale of wacky best batman to date, and Brit animals braking out of the zoo, director Christopher Nolan moments in an often hilarious, sometimes just funny and with top notch graphics this brings tension and maturity failed to target many adults but occasionally dull film. Overall to a film series that had sunk hit the right spot of children. into neon lights, showy style a good effort but a tightening and bad acting. up of the film and reducing its length could have gained this hit an extra star. **** Charlie and the Chocolate**** Sin City (2005) Factory (2005)
Quality, classic, film noir or pulpy, Whether or not you like Tim comic book, sexist, trash where Burton’s version of Roald style prevailed over substance? Dahl’s book depends on That was a question that split whether or not you like Johnny the critics but few can deny the Depp’s performance. The film appeal of scantily clad women, often lacks substance relying typical anti-hero men and director on brilliant imagery and the Robert Rodriguez. Yes substance aforementioned performance, was often overlooked for style but but this is still a superior it was done so well. adaptation than Willy Wonka
DVD Review: Sin City **** By Rob Harris Out on DVD at the beginning of Welcome Week is Robert Rodriguez’s and Frank Mill- er’s film of Frank Miller’s comic book Sin City. Unlike any other comic book film to date, Sin City is perhaps the most faithful adaptation yet to grace the big screen.
Sin City is about three vaguely intertwining stories, linked only by location and one character. Each story is about attractive, scantily clad, ladies and tough anti- heroes who save the attractive, scantily clad, ladies. Intermixed with the tough anti- heroes saving the attractive, scantily clad, ladies is lots of extreme violence. What the film lacks in substance it makes up for in direction, acting, style and flare.
The all star cast perform decently with Mickey Rourke returning to top form as the tough, anti-hero in the first story. Filmed all in digital on a green back drop makes Sin City one of the first fully digital film to date, which Rodriguez uses to the advantage of the film. Sin City’s cinematography is excellent with splashes of colour expertly used in the midst of the black and white film.
Sin City is highly recommended for film connoisseurs although may be a bit to hard going for the casual cinema goer or those of week stomach. The film will not appeal to all tastes so in this case it is best to rent before you buy.
Look out for a new FILM night right here in your SU. Sit back and enjoy the latest in top-notch independent and feature films in the plush surroundings of your Academi Bar. Soak in the opulence. when you have nothing better to do on a Monday night. Let that essay remain untouched and broaden your mind, embiggen the senses. Take in a Gin or two and get behind the SEREN campaign for fresh POPCORN! This new regular night is going to be a favourite. Look out for listings coming soon. MUSIC September 2005 11
By Chris Alcock We thoughtAKIRA it’d be an idea to interviewTHE soon-to-be-massive DON rapper Akira The Don, “The Hip Hop Morrissey”, about the town in which he grew up, (and recently at Christmas for a show at Hendre Hall), that his ruminations might be of benefit to all the freshers. So we did.
What are your favourite places in Bangor? The Bible Gardens are lovely, or they were. Perhaps they are full of heroin addicts now, I don’t Madagascar (2005) *** know. I spent many a happy hour sat in there, pondering.
The latest CGI cartoon from It was all ruined though, by some of my friends and fat kid I think was called Daniel, although Dreamworks might not be as I may be wrong. Some of my friends thought it would be terribly entertaining if I were to fight good as Shrek but it was a fun, this dude, so they did the necassary tattling, and so it was set up. Now, this kid was a fat little brief forgettable ride. An all thing when we were 12 or whatever, but around the time this happened, when I was 14, he’d star cast put there voices to suddenly gone through that ugly growth spurt children do, so I was confronted, in the glory of good use for this tale of wacky the Bible Gardens, with this mean faced man-mountain, where I thought a wobbly nerd would What do you think of the impact of the student population on Bangor? animals braking out of the zoo, be. So I hit the side of his head, with all the strength I could muster. My knuckles left a slight Certainly, students add to the city - it was Bangor students that first introduced me to the joys of weed, when I was 14. Back then, we Ysgol Friars childrens would play rugby at break, and with top notch graphics this indentation on his cheek, and a smirk, then he drove his mighty paw into the side of my face I wasn’t into that, because I didn’t like getting trampled on, weirdly, so I started hanging out failed to target many adults but and I couldn’t chew for a fortnight. That was pretty rubbish. with this sweet hippie student girl and her mates. They thought I was cool because I knew who hit the right spot of children. For eating in Bangor, I used to like Woolies pick n mix after school. Them fifty pees outside Leonard Cohen and The Levellers were and had a home made Rape Me T shirt. No-one else in Woolies are great, for shoplifter spotting. I got caught shoplifting in Wollies twice, and on both the whole world thought I was cool, so that was very attractive to me. I do remember noticing occasions had an audience of my peers to see my shame. If you want a beer I would say not that they all chose to live in squalor though, which I thought odd. I have never been one for to go to the Greek Taverna, which is where everybody seems to go, as it is draughty, nor the squalor. Fat Cat, for it is poncey, but instead opt for the warmer confines of The Old Vaults in lower Bangor, where I used to collect glasses and get in fights with nationalists. And of course, Cob Further from Bangor, you’ve played with GLC (and weathered comparisons to them). Records is ace, if you’re into that sort of thing. Whats your view on the state of hip hop in Wales? GLC rep where they’re from, with wit, and the best beats in the country, no-one can say a Sightseers are advised to go up Tregarth, and snog somebody you sort of fancy, word against them and not look like a fool. Newport isn’t much like Bangor mind, but we as it is the right procedure, then leave Bangor and go to Penmon point. Me and did call hash draw, and there are lots of townies. I hear they’re shutting down Deiniolen, this lad Simon Hughes thought we were going to die once when we fell down a forcing out all the cool little shops where I used to buy chokers. That is sad. Soon landfill in the quarry. That place rules. When you’re done with Penom, pop to every town in the United Kingdom will look like Exteter and we shall all have to Beaumaris and say hi to my Nan, she’s running the bingo up there right now. throw ourselves in the sea.
You’re not Bangor’s only Pop export - Any chance of a collaboration I am forgetting the point here, for which I can but apologise. Welsh hiphop has with local Electropop genius David Wrench? been in an excellent state for 20 years. Probably as it doesn’t seem to I have never met the chap, but have been a huge concerned with what everybody else is doing, admirer of his work since I heard and no-one making it has much that song that sounded like money, so it doesn’t all sound an even more sardonic the same. It would be better if Nick Cave on the Mabon was still spitting, but I “S4C Makes Me think he’s very happy chopping wood and making pretty songs about evil, so we’ll Want To Smoke leave him be. Mudmowf is pretty rotten though, we like him round my way. Pep Crack” EP. His recent stuff is amazing too. One of my old mates from Le Pew are harsh. Llanfaerglyndwr are seriously hardcore. Friars, Gwilym, came across Wrench’s website recently and emailed us all freaking out “that crazy 12 foot albino we used to see wandering about Actually, I am doing a song with Brave Captain for his record. He is one of the is a genius popstar!” Bangor used to be full of albinos actually, they were acest men in the world. Speaking of ace men, Boobytrap keep is locked down everywhere. Couldn’t move for albinos in Upper Bangor on a Saturday south, SFA rule the world, Richey keeps watch from heaven, and Tom Jones reps evening, I have no idea why. from afar in Vegas.
When’s the new single out? It is out in October, we just had (MC) Bashy fly out to New York to film the live action video, and me and the little bro are finishing up the animated one right now. Danny Saber “Itchily catchy glam-rock stompers” NME and Mothboy and Whitey have done remixes. The sample is Alice Cooper’s “Clones (We’re All)” from “Flush The Fashion”, some classic s**t. Alice personally cleared it, and didn’t ask “El-Presidente is fun catchy and art-rock enough to be very cool. Think for an arm or a leg, so I am forever in his debt. I used to walk around Bangor in a Trash T Talking Heads at an electroclash night” Dazed and Confused Shirt with his lovely face on it when I was 11 you know. See www.AkiraTheDon.com for a near constant stream of rambling on the state of “The insane missing link between Funkadelic, Led Zepplin and the the world, updates on The Don and downloads of his excellent mixtape series. Beach Boys” The Times
For those of you who are musically lactose intolerant and cant hack Saturday 1st October// Nos Sadwrn 1 Hydref your cheese or your palette can’t accommodate the acquired “FLAVA” of R n B then *TRASH* is the alternative night for you. Offering two rooms of El-Presidente//The Upper Room//The Heights the finest rock, indie, emo, electro and downright dirty metaaaal (amongst Doors//Drysau: 8pm-Price//Pris: £5 many other genres with silly names), Wednesday nights in Time are the place for you to hear great music played by the finest locally sourced DJs with a keen ear for all types of music and not just your average NME force fed gubbins. Whether you just want to sit and tap your foot with a pint of the purple stuff or throw delicious shapes on the dance floor, *TRASH* is a relaxed attitude free evening of good music and good company. Tasty.
EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT. ACADEMI 12 September 2005 MUSIC The Silent Type - Of Writing/ Of Violence By James Ainsworth since the first hearing of ‘Short Stories with whether poison or cure, whether violence or is the most delicate of blossom that will fall Tragic Endings’ by From Autumn to Ashes beauty, I present you no more than an offering to ground so silently and remain so still and It has taken me nearly a week to get round to has a female vocal struck such a sensitive and of words i’ve grown to adore.” Such a simple unheard by many who have overlooked and reviewing this album. It has made an impact on emotive chord compounding misery whilst notion explained in one of their more rousing neglected to appreciate the beauty of what is me like no other record. A debut effort from instilling an air of change for the good and numbers. To follow this lexical extravagance on offer. The Silent Type. Its not through lack of want gained more than my passing stare out of the through, the imagery found in title track ‘Of or through lack of appeal. It is because of the window into the August afternoon rain which Writing/ Of Violence’ is worthy of a Scrabble For those that clamber for a comparison, a emotional effort exerted on the listener of this fills my view as far as the moment. As bleak score and a half in itself benchmark of someone else’s work, then I despairingly beautiful record. So striking and as my surroundings are, the lyrics reflect, proffer you the likes of Seafood (Circa: As the considered. On the first listen, it drops upon “There once was a world so perfect and flat Album closer ‘Zeppelin’ is an eerie, insipid Cry Flows and its delicious folksier moments) you such an ache of poignancy and comfort. that men sailed off her edge.” To highlight the atmospheric creation that builds with soft and/or a more down-tempo and grandiose Rilo Those who seek solace will do better to seek distinction of this track is to do a disservice to guitars, strings and a mournful vocal musing Kiley. The Silent Type liberate a tighter melody this and let it wrap around you, engulf, calm, the other songs on the album yet it is just so until the sixth minute ticks across from the fifth and flow with such ubiquitous cohesion: the hurt and soothe. hard to not go back again and again for more and the drums thump the string laden pool of consistency of the songs therefore, impeccable. anguish disguised by the collective musical despair to the murkiest of depths. And so, the The delectable use of one precious word with The emotion of this record is best encaptured talents of The Silent Type. journey complete from the opening track and another to create a silver-thread phrase that on track five; ‘Some Curious and Beautiful the dank optimism from whence it came. Own hangs itself so humbly prevails throughout. Maps’. So pure and delicate that it fills the While some may view the lexical depth of the this record. Not for the sake of adding to a That this band started out as the vision of most vacuous of silences with its wispy twin lyrics as irksome and above all contrived, the collection or for some light persuasion on my one man and has expanded to a full line-up vocals and gorgeous tinkling piano line: So words are assembled with consideration and part and weakness on yours. Own this record of six accomplished and rounded musicians expansive and dreamy with its swelling of aren’t being used for the sake of prentiounsness because you want to experience it and all the with a recording so perfectly executed from intensity and simplicity. The power and majesty and pomp. ‘The Gift’ details exactly the respect touches it offers. Five years in the making. Five the vision of that one mind is a testament to of this track finds it force in the delivery of that Nathan Altice has for words and their years of conjuring and embellishing in the the belief in the quality of the songwriting and the vocals from Amber Blankenship. Not immense power. “Whether venom or honey, creative mind of Nathan Atice and its fruition the drive for substance.
L!VE is a brand spanking new night that is a decent alterna- urday night. Hey, there are even a bunch of DJs to fill the gaps between 100% L!ve sets tive offering of joy and rapture that brings you all the latest up of- fering the latest in sonic waves of sounds that will make you wanna move. and coming bands that are fresher than a Glade Plug-in. Where else can you say to your so-called friends back home that This isnt just *BEEF*, this is L!VE Aberdeen Angus Top you saw the likes of El Presidente (Suited and Booted Quality Choice Cuts of whats going to be on your stereo. in the finest fabrics that Scotland has to offer), The This is a fortnightly event that YOU will talk about just in Towers of London (My God these guys have hair!) and time for the next show. “How much am i going to have to (Purveyors of Bass line awesomeness) Apartment, any- part with every two weeks for such entertainment? What cost where before your friends try to play this “Wicked new must one pay to have a good time, to avoid a D.I.S.C.O?” track!” Straight off their NOW 89 Compilation. 500 pennies! “No!” YES! Just £5 and you are into the Satur- All these bands and many more can be yours for day Night L!VE experience you have craved! the viewing before they appear on CD:UK and the such like, if you get your badself down to Time on a Sat- Reuben-Very Fast Very Dangerous £££SPARE By Chris Alcock CASH??? ! ! SPEND Damn! This record’s broken, and certainly not in the Roy Castle sense. It just keeps ! ! APPEARING IN BANGOR THIS SEMESTER repeating itself. Distorted drop-D chugga-chugga riff, dude yelling about alcohol in a sub YOUR LOAN ON THE “Design for Life” manner, dude shouting about his mother... FOLLOWING CDS:
Damn! My mistake! How stupid do *I* look? It’s actually just a really one dimensional Arcade Fire: Funeral record by unambitious post-grunge three piece Reuben. Sigur Ross: Takk
Gone are their early days, those halcyon times of constant tippings as “next medium- Kanye West: Late Registration sized thing”, days of dumb, catchy, heartfelt crunch-pop wundertunes like “Scared of the Police” and “Let’s Stop Hanging Out” and in its place is this. It’s certainly dumb and Finley Quaye: Vanguard crunchy, occasionally catchy and arguably heartfelt, but, and this is a big but, it’s just not Freshers week should be one of the most memorable weeks of your life, but too much partying can of- nearly as good ten leave you a little jaded and worse for ware! Instead of hiding behind closed doors, why not put the kettle on and invite some new friends round for a Detox Tea break. Dr Stuart’s Detox tea is a delicious herbal tea blending Dandelion, Burdock, Sage and Ginger, Detox tea. This Of the 13 tracks here (at 50 minutes, it’s hardly “Very Fast” and the only “Danger” is Spice presents : unique tea is perfect for cleansing and refreshing your system and is bound to leave you feeling bright eyed and of frustrated boredom) 10 are near indistinguishable “Helmet rip-offs” (the band admit bushy tailed! as much in the lyrics to “Return of the Jedi”), 2 are low rent Foo Fighting ballads and one Amser/Time Dr Stuart’s Botanical teas are unique in that they are currently the only brand in the UK to use DAB 10 grade is the narrow-mindedly-titled “Every time a Teenager Listens to Drum & Bass a Rockstar herbs. (DAB 10, the highest measurable standard in the world which means that the herbs are of high enough Dies”, a failed attempt at broadening the album’s horizons with a drum machine. Friday 7th October//Nos Wener 7 Hydref quality to be used in medical products.) Described as ‘the father of modern herbalism’, Dr Malcolm Stuart has been researching the medical benefits of 1XTRA Welcome to Uni Tour//Spice” yn cyflwyno 1XTRA Of the up-tempo “numbers”, current single “Keep it to Yourself ” is sweet like herbs for over 20 years. After experiencing first hand the role of plants in good health whilst studying in Africa, Dr Welcome to Uni Tour (Mud)honey and shows that they aren’t all that bad, as do a few other nifty riffs and the Stuart was asked to develop a range of herbal products string coda to “Nobody Loves You Like I Do”. In fact, they’re still fun live, wheeling out Mista Jam~G Child~Ace & Invisable RSP £1.39 - £1.89 for 20 bags the oldies for a little nostalgic pogo, but their entertainment value is mainly due to front- man Jamie Lenman’s immense affability, a charm almost entirely lacking from this record. Doors//Drysau: 8pm The first 10 people to e-mail the editor with the subject When Return of the Jedi complains about having to quit the band and get a real job, given this album’s workmanlike nature, you’d be hard-pressed to see a difference. Price//Pris:£5 DETOX TEATOX will win a Dr Stuart’s Prize Pack! MUSIC September 2005 13
BLUNT: HIGH CHANCE OF JIMMY EAT WORLD: YIPEE EP USING THE ‘B’ WORD YIP-EP
Patron Saint of Bland, James Blunt is set to release his follow up single to that one what The super-duper masters of emotionally intense rock Jimmy Eat World are set to release were real popular for some reason or other. His new single ‘High’ features the ‘B’ word at a fantabulous EP to bridge the gap between ‘Futures’ and the recording of their next hotly least four times! According to his website biography, “Blunt ’s family have served in one kind of anticipated album. ‘Stay On My Side Tonight’ is a 5 tracked delight which according to the army or another since 995 A.D. A long line of warriors. Savages really. Not a musical bone in any one of band, “showcases the Jimmy Eat World musical spectrum” 3 never before released tracks their bodies.” So expect some more Bedlam from the well-spoken one as he gets medieval on (‘Disintergration’, ‘Over’ and ‘Closer’) are backed up with a tantalising cover of Heatmiser’s the chart’s heiny once again. For more exciting Blunt related frippery, you might like to visit ‘Half Right’ and a fully deconstructed and messed up version of ‘Drugs or Me’. The original a new-fandangled website contraption or read Top Of The Pops Magazine. Beautiful. of which featured on JEW’s ‘Futures’ album. The ‘Stay On My Side Tonight; EP is set for CD release on October 4th. The Bands Of The Future !n By James Ainsworth B a n g o r (erm...Today!) L!VE is a brand spanking new night that is a decent alterna- urday night. Hey, there are even a bunch of DJs to fill the gaps between 100% L!ve sets tive offering of joy and rapture that brings you all the latest up of- fering the latest in sonic waves of sounds that will make you wanna move. and coming bands that are fresher than a Glade Plug-in. Where else can you say to your so-called friends back home that This isnt just *BEEF*, this is L!VE Aberdeen Angus Top you saw the likes of El Presidente (Suited and Booted Quality Choice Cuts of whats going to be on your stereo. in the finest fabrics that Scotland has to offer), The This is a fortnightly event that YOU will talk about just in Towers of London (My God these guys have hair!) and time for the next show. “How much am i going to have to (Purveyors of Bass line awesomeness) Apartment, any- part with every two weeks for such entertainment? What cost where before your friends try to play this “Wicked new must one pay to have a good time, to avoid a D.I.S.C.O?” track!” Straight off their NOW 89 Compilation. 500 pennies! “No!” YES! Just £5 and you are into the Satur- All these bands and many more can be yours for day Night L!VE experience you have craved! the viewing before they appear on CD:UK and the such like, if you get your badself down to Time on a Sat-
! ! ~ ~ Moneytree ! ! APPEARING IN BANGOR~ THIS!n! Henry SEMESTER R!fles ~ The He!ghts The Mart ~ The Upper Room ~ ~ Red Hand El Pres!dente ~ McQueen Apartment ~ Towers Of London The !nternat!onal Karate Plus ~ 2 ~ and more to be conf!rmed Band TRAP COMPETITION Freshers week should be one of the most memorable weeks of your life, but too much partying can of- ten leave you a little jaded and worse for ware! Instead of hiding behind closed doors, why not put the kettle on and invite some new friends round for a Detox Tea break. Dr Stuart’s Detox tea is a delicious herbal tea blending Dandelion, Burdock, Sage and Ginger, Detox tea. This Spice presents : unique tea is perfect for cleansing and refreshing your system and is bound to leave you feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed! Amser/Time Dr Stuart’s Botanical teas are unique in that they are currently the only brand in the UK to use DAB 10 grade herbs. (DAB 10, the highest measurable standard in the world which means that the herbs are of high enough Friday 7th October//Nos Wener 7 Hydref quality to be used in medical products.) Described as ‘the father of modern herbalism’, Dr Malcolm Stuart has been researching the medical benefits of 1XTRA Welcome to Uni Tour//Spice” yn cyflwyno 1XTRA herbs for over 20 years. After experiencing first hand the role of plants in good health whilst studying in Africa, Dr Welcome to Uni Tour Stuart was asked to develop a range of herbal products Mista Jam~G Child~Ace & Invisable RSP £1.39 - £1.89 for 20 bags Doors//Drysau: 8pm The first 10 people to e-mail the editor with the subject Price//Pris:£5 DETOX TEATOX will win a Dr Stuart’s Prize Pack! 14 September 2005 STORM FM
Storm FM is Bangor’s official student radio sta- the world in general. If you’re a Footy fan the sports tion. It broadcasts to the Ffriddoedd site though show is a must with live goal flashes from around the out throughout the entire academic year. There grounds. ARE YOU FED UP OF SEEING are two ways to listen to Storm the obvious radio- THIS... way on 87.7 fm or via our website, so you can sit If you need to know anything more about Storm in the libary and badger away at that essay while then you can visit the website at www.stormfm.com for James Ainsworth listening to your favorite tunes. timetables, presenter profiles, news and lots more. By
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COMPETITION artificial light. The charging process can There’s nothing worse than venturing Besides saving energy, Jonny Glow be repeated unlimited times. With a user- into the loo first thing in the morn- is an ideal “toilet training” and hygiene friendly design, the product adheres eas- ing only to discover a night-time user tool as it helps men and boys with their ily to any toilet rim, remains inconspicu- has missed and sprinkled all over the “target practise”. The product also iden- ous when the room is lit, is easy to clean, floor! Now, thanks to the UK launch tifies whether the seat is up or down in and comes with a lifetime guarantee. of Jonny Glow, a must-have product total darkness, which can avoid an unfor- that illuminates the precise lo- Jonny Glow costs £9.99 cation of the toilet bowl, peo- and is currently available from ple who are challenged in the www.jonnyglow.co.uk “aim department” (most no- tably men and children) can see where to pee and gain ac- !!TO WIN THIS AWE- curate guidance in the dark. SOME INNOVATION SIMPLY E-MAIL THE Jonny Glow uses the latest tunate error. It can even help men who photo luminescent technology to light have had a few too many beers differenti- EDITOR WITH THE NAME up the whole inner rim of the toilet bowl. ate between the toilet and the bathroom OF THE CARTOON CHAR- The product can be fitted to any stand- cupboard! ACTER FOUND ON THE ard toilet, enabling it to glow in the dark JONNY GLOW WEBSITE!! every night without using batteries. Who Jonny Glow glows for 10 hours after needs a bathroom light when they can charging for just 15 minutes in natural or follow the glow? CULTURE September 2005 15 THE RIGHT TIME TO WRITE By Chris Snookes Get heard. Get involved. Get writing. Now more than ever creative writing is en vogue, with creating new student media. its revival spurred by the ease and accessibility of the internet in the form of blogs and e- zines combined with a rising trend in underground periodicals, counter-culture supplements If any of this has left any sort of indelible print on your creative engine if you think and urban youth magazines have brought to the fore a generation who wittingly bring to- your starter motor has the spark, the energy, the passion, the determination and above all gether some of the most vibrant and exciting social commentary of our time. if you know you have what it takes, then write. Never again will the opportunities to be as expressive and free with your writing be open to you like they are here at university so take Observations maybe, but the number of students enrolling on media related courses the chance and get involved and have fun! Student Media in whatever form affords the op- and in particular those choosing to specialise in journalism across the U.K has risen dra- portunity to have a degree of creative control over what you write, what is printed and how matically over the past decade. To the point it seems where the torrent of ambitious young your work looks that is just not available in the commercial industry. hopefuls wishing to break into the industry have forced the demand for places on some courses through the roof. Last year coincidently Sheffield University faced an onsurge of 850 Here at Seren we are constantly looking for people who want to write. People who are applicants for only 65 places on its specialist journalism course proof if proof were needed reliable, imaginative and in touch with what the readers want and we are looking to fill key that this ‘fashion of the 90’s’ as Peter Cole, the Professor of Journalism at the University of positions on the team. If you want to contribute to Bangor’s only official English speak- Central Lancashire would have it has gained maximum momentum and for the meantime ing newspaper then please do not hesitate to get in touch with the editor at editor@seren. shows no signs of losing energy. bangor.ac.uk
Some, this trend argue comes at a significant cost to the industry in the future, but I Get heard. Get involved. Get writing. beg to differ. After facing mounting criticism from all angles regarding a lack of credible English and apparent grammatical incompetence under the seering spotlight of both GCSE and A-Level examinations and enduring the wholly unfair and unjust drones from the usual detractors regarding the value and ease of these qualifications themselves. Our undergradu- ate hopefuls are then confronted by scoffs that the course on which the hopes and dreams of breaking into the industry rest upon and for which a great deal of effort and personal sacrifice has been made, is for all its worth nothing but a “Mickey Mouse subject” as expertly defined by the opposition and tabloids alike. Ironic? Surely. True? Certainly not. For as far as I can see beyond it, this ‘fashion’ is the product of a shift in the life and times of today’s youth culture where freedom of expression, cultural acceptance and much wider apprecia- tion for both technology and the arts are mere tools for your average suburban correspond- ent themselves one of many acting as the driving catalyst of today’s youth culture.
As if to further reiterate these changing times the NUS have recently cemented their support and acknowledgement of the diverse and vibrant mix of student media here in the UK by unveiling a new Student Media sub-section to the already extensive NUS Online at www.nusonline.co.uk/studentmedia with everything you need to know to about getting involved with your universities own media, publications and stations and getting hands-on
By Chris Snookes COMEDY @ Theatre GWYNEDD A Quick What’s On? JEREMY HARDY Looking for filler between lectures and letting you hair down? Tired of Sleeping away Saturday? Why not Tuesday 18 October 8pm give these suggestions a some meaningful thought, there’s just so much going on you cant afford to lie-in anymore. Tickets £13 EARLY PURCHASE SAVER Tickets £11
A few of the cinema listings at Theatre Gwynedd worth seeing this Autumn…
THE DESCENT – KUNG FU HUSTLE – Caves, Girls, Dark and Kung-Fu Comedy, Love it! Death. Saturday 1st October to Sunday Sunday 16th October7.30pm 2nd October 7.30pm Price: 5.40 adults 4.40 Price: 5.40 adults 4.40 Students. Students. [SAVER PAY FOR [SAVER PAY FOR YOUR YOUR TICKET 24 HOURS MILLIONS – Not to TICKET 24 HOURS IN IN ADVANCE 4.90 Adults be missed comedy ADVANCE 4.90 Adults 3.90 Students] from Bangor’s own 3.90 Students] Danny Boyle
Friday 16th September to Saturday 17th September 7.30pm RICH HALL Monday 28 November 8pm Price: 5.40 adults 4.40 Students. [SAVER PAY FOR YOUR Tickets £13 TICKET 24 HOURS IN EARLY PURCHASE SAVER Tickets £11 ADVANCE 4.90 Adults 3.90 Students] 16 September 2005 WELFARE
Welcome to the Student
Services Centre The Student Services Centre provides a range of professional support services for students. Located on the third and fourth floors of the Students’ Union Building, it is open daily all year round. Starting Freshers Week expect to see your very own welfaries walking around Time/Am- You can contact the Centre by: ser and Accademi giving out free condoms. Calling in between 9.00 a.m. – 5.00 p.m. Monday to Friday As part of the campaigns and promotions the Advice Centre is planning to run this year, a Tel: 01248 382024 sexual health awareness week is a key focus. This campaign week will actually commence in Textphone: 01248 371811 early December to incorporate World Aids Day on the 1st. However the welfaries will be visit- Fax: 01248 383588 ing your evening venues throughout the term with the hope of raising safe sex awareness E-mail: [email protected] and publicising the Advice Centre. www.bangor.ac.uk/ar/main/ssc/ Although the welfaries will be giving away free condoms you can purchase femidoms, Up to date information on services, and information on a range of student support condoms (of all shapes, sizes and flavours) and issues is maintained on the Student Services Web Site. lubricants from the Advice Centre at next to • Student Counselling Service: a completely confidential professional counselling service. To make an ap- nothing prices, just drop into the Advice cen- pointment please contact Kelly on 01248 382024, or alternatively email [email protected] tre, 3rd floor of the union, between 10am and The Counselling service offer drop-in sessions every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday during term-time between 4pm. 11:30am-12:30pm.
Feeling alone? Missing Home? Wondering why you came? Want to see a friendly face?
Come to the Counselling Service Open Door Sessions during Welcome Week. Meet the counselling team along with other students who are having difficulties finding their feet, and join us for a cup of coffee and a biscuit! Wednesday 28th September Thursday 29th September Wednesday 5th October & -Friday 7th October All between 2 & 4pm in Glanrafon Flat.
•Student Housing Service: for details of private rented accommodation, general help and advice in housing searches. Contact Amy and David on 01248 382034/382032 •Disability Support: for information and advice on provision for disabled students. Contact Carolyn Donaldson-Hughes or Linda Byrne on 01248 382570/382024 •International Student Welfare Adviser: information, advice and support for International students and their families. Contact Jennie Holloway on 01248 388430 •Advice on Course withdrawals/transfers, general welfare matters: a member of staff who can offer guidance on options, liaising with departments and LEA’s. Con- tact Steph Barbaresi on 01248 382023 •Student Health Services: health services for students; certification; advice on meningitis and mumps. A wide range of medical facilities are provided at the Bodnant Your Union: Your Campaigns! Hello all Campaigns currently under construction My name is Stuart Edwards and I am the Campaigns officer for the Students’ union here in Bangor. I basically get involved and • Sexual and metal health awareness promote N.U.S national campaigns and arrange local campaigns in our union, university and local issues. • The fight against tuition fees
However, I need your help! I am looking for a variety of di- • Campaign for a welsh medium federal collage verse, enthusiastic and expressive people to get involved – helping to get campaign messages out to the people. This involves arranging, • Fighting homophobia and racism developing and expressing a variety of different views through the medium of union campaigns. • Promoting the cultural and social diversity of our university
I will be manning a stall with other volunteers at serendipity so • And with your input there could be so much more. come and say hello (I will have lollipops) and on Tuesday 4th October (Week after freshers’ week) I will be holding a meeting in Academi to recruit a committee and create a members scheme so everyone can get involved. There is not a committee currently in place, there- fore there are plenty of opportunities to express ideas, opinions and Contact Stuart at: views on what you feel needs to be shouted about! [email protected] LETTERS September 2005 17 Dear Reader, This is a call to you to fill YOUR page. Please send in your letters, e-mails, photos of Uni Life etc and we will publish the best of the lot. There will be a Seren Goody Bag (Whatever is lying around in the office) for the best submission. Send your stuff to: [email protected]. Seren
Didn’t make it to the Caribbean for your holiday this summer? Was it a bit more B&B in Bodmin than beaches in Barbados? Well fear not, as on 21.11.05 and 28.11.05 MALIBU® are set to bring a taste of the exotic direct to your students’ union, with the launch of new MALIBU® Pineapple and MALIBU® Mango and the Seriously exotic parties!
On arrival at the venue everyone** will be given a Seriously exotic booklet on a garland, complete with a voucher for a FREE drink of either MALIBU® Pineapple or MALIBU® Mango – great when served with lemonade and ice! Don your finest Caribbean clobber for some Seriously exotic fancy dress fun, or join in the dance competition to find the best exotic rump shaker. Poke your head through the cut out boards for a photo memento or even take part in a full-on fruit fight, and throw foam pineapples & mangos into giant Fruit Basket Heads to win prizes!
To celebrate and get you in the mood for the Seriously exotic parties on 21.11.05 and 28.11.05, SEREN have a Seriously exotic Party Pack to giveaway to one lucky reader. Containing a bottle of MALIBU® Mango and a bottle of MALIBU® Pineapple, a MALIBU® cocktail pitcher, MALIBU® glasses, MALIBU® swizzle sticks, MALIBU® lip balm and key pouch, it contains everything you could need to prepare for a night of exotic entertainments!
To enter, email the correct answer to the question below, along with your contact details and D/O/B to [email protected] by 31st October 2005. All those who answer the question correctly, will be entered into a draw to win a Seriously exotic Party Pack.
Q: How is MALIBU® Mango and MALIBU® Pineapple best served?
A. With Lemonade and ice B. On toast C. Medium rare
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Terms and conditions apply: Please go to www.makingwaves.co.uk 18 September 2005 SPORT COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK... Venue Locations Bangor Swimming Pool • Located on Deiniol Road at the opposite end to the train station • Walking distance from SU?: YES (10 minutes)
Ffridd Pitch • Located on the Ffriddoedd site behind Y Borth and next to Maesglas • Walking distance from SU?: YES (15 minutes)
Maesglas • Located on the Ffriddoedd site behind Elidir • Walking distance from SU?: YES (15 minutes)
Normal Site • Located on Holyhead Road towards Menai Bridge • Walking distance from SU?: Possibly (30 minutes), only 15 minutes from the Ffriddoedd site
Nantporth Pitch • Located just before Normal Site • Walking distance from SU?: NO
Treborth • The Universities Treborth Site is located next to the Menai Straits on the outskirts of Bangor. Past Normal site and the Menai Bridge • Walking distance from SU? NO
More details of facilities (including a map) can be found at: http://www.undeb.bangor.ac.uk/ au/facilities.asp
http://www.undeb.bangor.ac.uk/au SPORT September 2005 19 A WORD FROM THE AU PRESIDENT Hello there and welcome to The University of Wales Last year the AU did really well in The Welsh Univer- Bangor and more specifically the Athletic Union sity cup having men’s Basketball win their competition (AU). For those of you that don’t know my name is and several other being unlucky in the final. Hopefully Stephen Connor and I am this years AU President. the teams can do as well as the teams did last year and This year promises to be a very exciting year within even in some cases do one better and win their relevant the AU with new clubs being set up and some of competitions. the more established clubs moving forward. Two There are close to 50 clubs affiliated to the AU here Venue of the newest clubs we have is a Canoe Polo club in Bangor so if there is any sport that you wish to try out and a cheerleading club which have been set up for it is likely that we have a club. If you know what club or Locations the coming year so hopefully they will both become have an idea of which club you would like to join please vital members of the AU. If you are interested in look at the list of taster sessions and come along. joining the canoe polo team or the cheerleading Finally I would like to wish you all the best with your club please contact their captains at canoepolo@ time here and if you have any questions about any of undeb.bangor.ac.uk and [email protected] our clubs please drop me an email at aupresident@un- gor.ac.uk respectively. deb.bangor.ac.uk or alternatively give me a call on 01248 This year the University of Wales Football Club are 388003. starting a 7 ‘a’ side league up at Maes Glas to be held on a Sunday afternoon at 3pm – 5pm so if you and a few pals fancy a game of footy please contact the club cap- tain at [email protected].
FOLLOW THE BLUE ARMY!
CONGRATULATIONS - YOU’VE CHOSEN BANGOR!
POSSIBLY – the best-value University in the UK
PROBABLY – the most attractive study location in the UK
DEFINITELY – the city with the best team in Welsh football.
Playing in the Welsh Premier Football League, Bangor City is one of the most successful teams in the history of Welsh football, having won our national league twice and the Welsh Cup no fewer than five times. Bangor has also represented Wales in Europe many times, playing in Italy, Norway, Spain, Poland, Iceland, Sweden, Yugoslavia, Romania and recently in Latvia, where we challenged FC Dinaburg Daugavpils in the Inter Toto Cup. The international reputation our Club has gained is recognised by the number of fans from all over the world who regularly contact us for information, merchandise and memorabilia.
Under the management of former England international Peter Davenport, Bangor City is once again focussed on adding silverware to the reputation our attacking, attrac- tive football always gains. Eye-catching players include classy defender Paul O’Neil and former Wales international the evergreen Clayton Blackmore, inventive midfielders Leyton Maxwell and Chris Priest and all-action forwards Paul Roberts and Carl Lamb.
Figures show that Bangor is amongst the best-supported teams in the Welsh Premier. Home and away, Bangor always attracts some of the biggest crowds in Welsh football. We have a vigorous Supporters’ Association which raises finds for the club, negotiates discounts for fans and arranges transport to away matches – contact Nigel Pickavance for further details e-mail [email protected] , or phone 07944 694801.
Bangor students have made their names in the team in the past – tigerish midfielder Paul Friel and defenders Shaun Hazledene and Graeme Brett are just three who have come to study at Bangor and become firm favourites in the famous blue shirt. If you fancy a trial, and think you might be good enough, drop us a note at [email protected], detailing your age, skills and experience, and we’ll pass it on to the Manager.
If you’re happier supporting rather than playing, then why not join hundreds of oth- ers in coming to Farrar Road, and find out what Saturday afternoons were made for. Upcoming Welsh Premier fixtures are: Saturday 24 Sept – away at Caersws Saturday 8 Oct – home to Carmarthen Town Friday 14 Oct – away at Connah’s Quay Nomads Saturday 22 Oct – home to Cwmbran Town
Keep up with Bangor City at www.bangorcityfc.com