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VOL XX, NO. 62 WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1985 ' ' an independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Issue of parietals to be topic of student survey By MICHAEL]. CHMIEL large expenditure of energy. What StaffReporter we decide to do is come up with something that smells of simplicity," A survey of Notre Dame students he added. regarding the parietals issue was With the questionnaire, that "will originated at last night's Hall Presi­ take two to three minutes to fill out," dents' Council meeting by Bruce Lohman said he hopes his commit­ Lohman, student government judi­ tee will be able to discover whether cial board member. or not there is a concensus among The survey will be distributed to students. approximately 20 students in each "Further progress must be made dorm by the hall presidents, Lohman in a professional manner and taken said. to the proper bodies on this campus The questionnaire is short and ob­ where the right buttons could be jective in nature, he said By using a pushed," explained Lohman. "There concise format, Lohman said he has to be some sort of larger body of hopes the questionnaire elicits a data, and that's what this is." good response in order to get a true The information from the ques­ feel for student opinions on the tionnaires will be assimilated and issue. taken to the proper channels, ac­ "There's been a lot of discussion cording to Lohman. Comments over the last couple of weeks over dealing with ideas that are not listed the issue of parietals," explained among the questions will also be Lohman. "Unfortunately, the welcomed, he said. response from the student body at After addressing the parietals large has been fairly minimal. "Writing a letter is a relatively See HPC, page 4 Shuttle Atlantis lands after historic mission pilot Bryan O'Connor guided their ship onto the concrete. EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, Five thousand spectators were Calif. - Space shuttle Atlantis on hand to watch the returning landed on a concrete runway in a space travelers. California desert yesterday, While still in orbit on Monday, returning from a week in orbit Atlantis' astronauts said their test 'Tis the season and a historic first test of con­ assembly of a large framework in Christmas tree lights radiate throughout the Ad· LeMans' Christmas tree last night. Wreaths on struction techniques that will orbit was an "exhilarating" ex­ ministration Building (upper left). Danielle Klein· Sacred Heart Church's doqrs (bottom) are yet anot· help shape an American space perience and a major step in richert (upper right) places an ornament on ber reminder that the holiday season is upon us. station. learning how to build a per­ Atlantis, with its seven­ manent orbiting space station. member crew, blazed through The astronauts, replying from the Earth's atmosphere in a long orbit to questions posed by jour­ U.S. suspends General Dynamics fiery glide from a 218 mile-high nalists at the Johnson Space orbit, crossed tl!e California Center, said they expected after Associated Press only to Pentagon contracts, but also decide whether or when the freeze coastline north of Los Angeles their return to Earth yesterday to to any other government work. should be lifted. and touched down under partly assist the engineers who even . WASHINGTON General Company executives had no im­ "The suspension does not affect cloudy skies at Edwards Air Force now are beginning to design the Dynaroics Corp. yesterday lost its mediate comment on the decision, contracts already awarded to Base. first U.S. space station. right to obtain any new government which was announced by the Navy General Dynamics, but these con­ Mission Commander Brewster "It was one of the most ex- contracts, one day after the firm and in its role as executive agent for the tracts will not be renewed or ex­ Shaw put the spaceplane on the . hilerating experiences I have four former or current executives, Pentagon on all contractual matters tended during the suspension center of the runway and rolled ever had," said Sherwood Spring including NASA administrator james involving General Dynamics. period," the Navy said. smoothly to a stop. The landing of the two spacewalks he made Beggs, were indicted on fraud The imposition of the freeze on completed a voyage of 2.8 mil­ with Jerry Ross. "It was a first ef­ charges. The suspension will prevent the new contracts comes at a crucial lion miles that began Nov. 26 fort at trying to understand how nation's third-largest defense con­ point in General Dynamics' dealings with a launch in darkness from we'll probably construct a space The contract suspension, an­ tractor from receiving any new Pen­ with the Pentagon. The company the Kennedy Space Center in station." nounced by the Defense Depart­ tagon work for at least 30 days. The manufactures the Air Force's F-16 jet Florida. Ross said he and Spring will ment, is the second such action company will now have the right to fighter, and is facing a special com­ Normally, shuttles land on a spend time with space station imposed on the nation's third­ contest the sanction or propose cor­ petition ordered by Congress in- dry lakebed at Edwards, but rain largest defense contractor this year. rective actions. After formal plead­ See FIRM, page 3 has soaked the area, so Shaw and See SHUTTLE, page 3 The latest suspension applies not ings,, government officials will Bishops urge synod to take stand on threat of nuclear war

Associated Press in a written statement submitted to Youngstown, Ohio, told the AP he geared to meet basic human needs holies, is being drafted by a panel of the synod. agreed it was "appropriate for the and promote social and economic five bishops. VATICAN CITY - Canadian bis­ The statement said the synod synod of bishops to express its con­ development rather than security The pope has repeatedly called on hops yesterday urged an interna­ should issue a message that affirms cern about these issues." interests alone. the world community to work out tional assembly of bishops to take a "the determination of Christians to Young said, "Both are matters of Pope John Paul II convened the measures to alleviate the "crushing stand on the threat of nuclear war take part in building a better world great importance to the bishops of 165-member extraordinary. synod debt burden" on Third World and Third World debt, calling the by confronting two of the most ur­ the United States as expressed in to assess the impact of the 1962-65 countries. issues two of "the most urgent gent problems of our time ... " their 1983 collective pastoral letter Second Vatican Council, which fas­ He also has condemned the problems of our time." Hubert, who made the proposal on peace and in the pastoral letter hioned far-reaching reforms in nuclear arms race, often warning of U.S. bishops attending the two­ on behalf of more than 160 Canadian on economic justice now scheduled liturgy, ecumenism, church govern­ the dangers of" a nuclear holocaust." week synod promptly supported the bishops, later told The Associated for completion in November 1986." ment and seminary education. Canadian initiative. Press in a telephone interview, "The The 1983 document condemned Hubert suggested that the bis­ Before the Geneva arms limitation "The future of the world hangs synod should convey a word ofhope first-strike usage of nuclear weapons hops' concern on the two issues be talks resumed earlier this year, the precariously on these two issue$," to the world, and we can do so by and demanded a halt to the growth reflected in a pastoral message that pope called on the United States and Bishop Bernard Hubert ofSaintJean­ expressing our shared preoccupa­ of superpower arsenals. will be issued at the end of the synod the Soviet Union to renounce Longueuil, Quebec, president ofthe tion over these two issues." A draft of the 1986 pastoral letter on Sunday. "egoistic and ideological interests" Canadian Bishops Conference, said Bishop james Malone of says U.S. foreign assistance should be The message, addressed to all Cat- for the success of their negotiations. The Observer Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 2 In Brief 1970s were a dull time to grow up;

The Campus All-Nighter was attended by more decade's television shows prove it than 500 students and raised almost $700 for the St. joseph County chapter of Special Olympics, according to Sally Derengoski, assistant "Ttll the one day when the lady met thts fellow, director of Non· Varsity Athletics. ·The Observer And they knew that tt was much more than a bunch, Student Body President Bill Healy and WVFI-AM That this group must somehow form a family; Dan Station Manager Reginald Daniel have been selected for inclusion in That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch." McCullough the 1985 edition of "Outstanding Young Men of America." Can· · Theme from "The Brady Bunch" didates for the book are selected from nominations received from News Editor senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, state legislators, univer· sity and college presidents and deans as well as various civic groups, according to the group's board of advisors. ·The Observer Have you ever seen the television commercial for the Duran. The degree of ability and talent in these artists is record album that features theme songs from of old irrelevent. Rather, they all can be readily identifiable as Father Theodore Hesburgh, University presi· television programs? If you haven't, keep an eye out for music of the 1 960s. In the 1970s, such an identification could not be dent, received the St. Francis Xavier Medal Sunday from Xavier Uni· it. It's hilarious. versity during its Universal Communion Sunday celebration. It features a couple who would ordinarily be found. Trends in music were fast and furious, and conse­ According to Charles Durrie, president of Xavier University, the described as yuppies •· but since that term has outlived quently without substance. First, the holdovers from medal is presented annually to an individual who represents the its usefulnt:ss they would have to be called post-yuppies the late 1960s, which included such artists as Led Zep­ plin and Neal Young, put record albums out with the a ideals of the missionary priest who founded the jesuit order with St. ·· listening to this record and acting like idiots as the Ignatius Loyola in the 16th century. Recent recipients include Car· announcer recites the titles of old television programs sound suspiciously like that of the preceeding decade. and fragments of the theme songs play in the back· These artists eventually gave way to a kind oi pure dinaijoseph Berdardi~ and Monsignor john Tracy Ellis. As part of the pop music that didn't do celebration, Hesburgh was a concelebrant in a morning Mass and ground. spoke briefly to an alumni group. · The Observer The problem is, however, anybody any good, as that most of the songs are defined \)v such groups as from programs which most Paul McCartney and Wings· college students today and Kiss. This gave birth to a Of Interest would recognize only as rise in disco. Ha ha. Disco syndicated programs which developed into a new were rerun on obscure popularity in country music. Professor of religious studies Gregory Baum channels at odd times ·· Then the punk music of of St. Michael's College, University of Toronto, will give a lecture shows like "Green Acres," 'r England crossed the Atlantic titled "Liturgy and justice" tomorrow night at 8 in Notre Dame's "Dragnet," "The Un­ and became toned-down in Memorial Library auditorium. Baum is author of 14 books including touchables" or "Batman." the form of approachable the recent "Ethics and Economics." The lecture is sponsored by It is humorous to watch new wave. What a mess! Notre Dame's department of theology as one of its Micheal A. Mathis the grown adults in the com­ This undefinability was series. · The Observer mercial jump around like not excusively confined to little children and scream in music. The same Academic dishonesty will be the topic of discus· glee as the familiar theme .. phenomenon is apparent in sion tonight at 7 in the Little Theatre of the Lafortune Student from "The Andy Griffith other facets of popular Center. Earl Baker, academic commissioner for student government, Show" is played. But the culture ·· such as television has called a meeting of all hall academic commissioners to discuss commercial emphasizes programs. the issue of cheating at Notre Dame and to distribute surveys to something that is kindl of The 1960s gave us "The students concerning this topic. Students should receive a survey Ed Sullivan Show," "The Andy Griffith Show," and "The from their hall commissioners and are asked to return them to their depressing: Dick Van Dyke Show." Creators back then had a commissioner before Dec. 11. ·The Observer llte 1970s were a very boring decade to grow up during. problem with titles, I guess. Dr. James Muller, co-founder of ~nternational Of course, this statement applies to more than theme The 1980s mean "Miami Vice." The 1970s? Can Physicians for the Prevention of Nuclear War which was recently songs of television programs. The same conclusion can anyone name one program from the 1970s? W~ there awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, will speak in the Center for Social be reached by examining the music of the 1970s. television in the 1970s? Concerns this afternoon at 3:1 5. Muller's address, "Science and the Each decade seems to have had its definitive musical Well, maybe "Saturday Night Live." But it is interest· Global Community: the Nobel Peace Prize," is sponsored by the In· culture. In the 1950s the birth of rock and roll and an ing that the only program that could possibly be iden­ stitute for Peace Studies, the Center for Social Concerns and the increase in the intluence of near-deity cultural heroes, tified with the 1970s was centered on satire of Distinguished Alumni Series. The address is open to the public. · The such as Elvis Presley, marked an identifiable musical American culture. Observer scene. Several factors can account for the confusion in popular culture of the 1970s that made the decade a In the 1960s, immediately recognizable are the boring time to grow up. Politically, the country was not wm hold a Toastmasters International British invasion, the "mods," and the psychedelic move· very stable. The U.S. was just coming out of the bad Christmas party tonight from 7 to 9 in the Haggar College Center at ments ·· and, of course, the Beatles who were integral in dream of VIetNam. Liberalism was thriving even under Saint Mary's. All Notre Dame/Saint Mary's Toastmaster members are defining all three. the squelching influence of conservatism, which was welcome. · The Observer nie dawn of the 1980s brought a transition from the losing its credibility. The U.S. was one confused place. The plight of midwestern farm workers and what the Notre violence of punkdom to lrhe ascetic techno-pop of new So when those of us who grew up during the 1970s wave. Now, in the middle of the decade, a common come to be the ruling class and everything falls apart, Dame/Saint Mary's community can do about it will be the topics discussed tonight at the Federal Labor Organizing Committee . middle ground seems to have been found, as evidenced don't blame us. We're all just victims of our environ- Notre Dame support group meeting at 7:30 in the Center for Social by the rising popularity of Madonna, Prince and Duran ment. Concerns. -The Observer The parletals issue will be the topic tonight on .. Campus Perspectives on WVFI·AM. join host johlt Deckers with his guest at 10 p.m. with questions and comments. ·The Observer AL The Spanish Club will offer its last get together ofthe year at the Center for Social Concerns at 7 tonight. All are invited. · The Observer BROTHERS A Religious Community of Men in the ... Weather HEALTH CARE MINISIKY White nights may not only be in the ... ·J movies. It will be cloudy today with a 20 per· . . 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As!loclated Press means: the persecution of op­ ponents, the disregard of human UNITED NATIONS- A special U.N. rights for all those unwilling to fol­ investigator introduced a report low government policy," and dis­ Monday accusing Afghanistan of crimination against those not mass killings of civilians and per­ adhering to the ruling Communist secution of political opponents. The Party, Ermacora said. Afghan ambassador called it "cheap lies and fabrications." He said in trying to crush the Af­ Felix Ermacora of Austria, as­ ghan resistance, the government, signed to report on Afghanistan by supported by "foreign troops," used Executive Assistant to the President Father Wil- commemorate Rosa Parks' act to arnf•mP the U.N. commission on Human indiscriminate bombardment, liam Beauchamp offered a prayer yesterday to equality. Story below. Rights, presented the conclusions, poisons, taking of hostages and treat­ unusually strong by U.N. standards, ing them brutally, and dispropor­ to the General Assembly's social tionate retaliation with deadly Spark f-or equality commemorated consequences for the civilian committee. By ALEX PELTZER commemorate her because she with the turnout at the ceremony, Ermacora said he was convinced population. StaffReporter was the beginning, the spark." noting that the crowd was not "that I have obtained quite an ac­ He added that he feared that made up of strictly minorities. curate picture of the situation of Ermacora did not refer by name to Approximately 30 Notre Dame America has returned to the indif­ "The audience today was the 115,000 Soviet troops support­ human rights in Afghanistan." students gathered in front of the ference of the 1950s and that a representative of our cross­ ing the Afghan government of He said the government, in trying snow-covered steps of the Ad­ "spark is needed to bring us out of cultural themes. It was sort of a to modernize the country, is Babrak Karma!. In his report he said ministration Building yesterday af­ complacency." rainbow coalition effort," said the presence of foreign troops "is meeting resistance from Islamic fun­ ternoon to quietly remember the West encouraged people to Auls, who said she hopes to or­ one of the principle reasons for the damentalists and traditionalists. act of a tired black seamstress on make a commitment to social ganize a similar but bigger current human rights situation in Af­ "The government has tried to Dec. 3, 1955. change and become aware of the minorities week next semester. ghanistan." overcome this with all available The seamstress was Rosa Parks problems of minorities today. and her act was to deny giving up "There are many avenues for West encouraged those present her seat to a young white man who change," he said. "Mrs. Parks to attend the two other scheduled demanded it. This denial ul­ showed us a quiet one. That's why events during the week. The Social The timately led to the desegregation we're quietly remembering her Justice Forum will sponsor a dis­ St. Francis Shoppe of buses in Alabama. today. cussion of landmark civil rights The commemoration, which "It takes courage for you to go decisions in the Law Building is the place to shop was sponsored by the Minorities beyond signing a petition. tomorrow night at 7 and an open Concerns Commission of student Sometimes you have to stand discussion will be held in the for Christmas! government, kicked off Minority quietly and sometimes you have to LaFortune Student Center Friday at Affairs Week. Speakers at the event open your mouth and say someth­ 7p.m. Discover a unique shop with handcrafted merchandise included Carlton West, president ing." Auls said both events are open to we are proud to present. of the Notre Dame chapter of the After West's speach the crowd everyone. West said he hoped that NAACP, and Executive .Assistant to sang "lift Every Voice and Sing" any perceptions of minority Including: the President of the University Fat­ and "We Shall Overcome." problems would be aired at the in­ • Baskets • Sterling Jewelry her William Beauchamp. Beauchamp ended the formal discussion on Friday. • Clowns/Dolls •Ornaments · West spoke of the meaning of ceremony with a prayer in "Faculty and clergy will be • Navajo Rugs •Glassware the gathering and the importance memory of Parks' courage and present and we would like stu­ • Ebony & Teak Carvings ·Brass of Parks' act. defiance. dents with experience and a lack of • Nativity Sets • Pottery "What Mrs. Parks did was not Marsha Auls, minority concerns experience (with minority momentus," said West. "But we commisioner, said she was pleased '1roblems) to come," said West. ~~~~ MBA program set for SMC juniors -~~~~~!-lours: 10am-5pm, Monday-Saturday/Phone 233-7467 SpeciaJ to The Observer Students earn credit toward a In addition to the three business master's degree for each course courses, each student took a Saint Mal) ·s juniors who have taken and may be admitted to the management seminar. strong liberal arts backgrounds are MBA program at any time within Saint Mary's administrators have being sought by the University of three years of completing their un­ encouraged all juniors with liberal Chicago for its Early MBA Program, dergraduate degree. arts backgrounds to apply, even according to Gail Mandell, chairman Maribeth Kehl aand Kristi Stathis those who might not have con­ of the humanistic studies program at participated in the program last sidered a business career, Mandell Saint Mary's. year. Stathis, a communication and said. Applications are available from "Saint Mary's, one of 15liberal arts government major, and Kehl, a Mandell, 220 Madeleva, and must be colleges nationwide chosen to par­ mathematics major, both agreed returned by Feb. 28. ticipate in this program, is the only that this was a great opportunity for A selection committee will Catholic and the only women's col­ them. review the applications, select the lege to be selected," said Mandell. Stathis lived and worked at home two best candidates and notify the Last year a committee of four, while Kehl lived on campus. "Not university by April 15, she said. chaired by Mandell, selected two only did the university give us a Because of the demanding nature juniors from Saint Mary's to par­ warm welcome," said Stathis. "They of the University of Chicago, the ticipate in the Early MBA Program. also kept in touch with us on a committee is looking for students The three-year-experimental regular basis. I never felt alone." who show leadership ability and program allows selected colleges Stathis added that the program have strong academic records, Man­ from across the nation to choose was intense and competitive but dell said. two of their best students to take a nonetheless a great experience. Those chosen will be expected to maximum of three courses, tuition After graduation, Stathis said she attend the university from the end of free during the summer before their plans to work and return to the Uni­ June until the end of August before senior year on the- campus of the versity of Chicago as a part-time stu­ their senior year of college, she Unl\t:rsity of ':hicago. dent to finish her degree. added.

Astronaut Mary Cleave said the countries have been hit by drought crew tried to take pictures of Hal­ and continuing famine. Shuttle ley's comet, but "I'm not sure we Atlantis, which landed yesterday, continued from page 1 saw it ... It's really not that dis­ completed a seven-day mission that designers "to assist them in under­ tinctive." included the launching of three standing what it means to build a satellites as well as the spacewalks. space station and what is the best Mission commander Brewster and most efficient way of doing it." Shaw said the crew took "a whole While still in orbit, a 45-minute Both men said the spacewalks ex­ string" of pictures over Somalia and news conference ensued in which hausted them, but that they were Ethiopia using a variety of cameras. television pictures showed the· not as tired after the second excur­ Experts had asked for the pictures in seven-member crew wearing white sion Sunday as they were following hopes that they could find geologi­ T-shirts enblazoned with a stripe of Friday's spacewalk. cal evidence of hidden water. The the colors from the flag of Mexico. to convince the Newport News billion in contracts. It was ordered Shipbuilding and Drydock Co. to by Navy Secretary John Lehman in Firm compete with General Dynamics for the wake of disclosures the com­ continued from page 1 Trident contracts. A navy source pany had submitted questionable .~ PAR\MOL·' TPKlLRES PRESEmTIO~ · STE\ E~ SPIELBERG PRESEHS YOLN(i SHERUKl HOLMES volving the F-16 and the Northrop who demanded anonymity said yes­ administrative and overhead claims AN AMBLIN E~TERTAINMENT PRODUliiON IN ASSOCL~TION WITH HENRY WINKLER I ROGER BIRNBAUM Corp.'s F-20 fighter. That competi­ terday the service will likely on defense contracts. E\ECliTIH PRODUCERS S'TEVEN SPIELBERG· KATHLEEN KENNEDY· FRANK MARSHALL tion is to begin shortly under the redouble those efforts given the St. Yesterday's suspension, which ~ WRim~ BY l'HRIS COLUMBUS· PRODUCED BY MARK JOHNSON· DIRECTED BY BARRY LEVINSO\ ft terms of the Pentagon's fiscal 1986 Louis-based company's latest legal had been strongly hinted earlier in v AMBII'\. !!'~·::::.:.:::=:.=:..-:: !D(~~! AP,lliMOUNT PICTL!RE i ,, '~ ., budget. problems. the day by Defense Secretary Caspar 1 ~, 11 ,.,.,,.!., t. COI"t'AAQHTCll-8'fPAAAMOUNlf'ICTuRf<;CORPQFLA110f<.....O""'BI.'~(~~~:~~~;,..~ ', -= ,: General Dynamics is also the The last such freeze imposed on Weinberger in a television inter­ Opens Wednesday, December 4th country's sole producer of nuclear­ General Dynamics lasted three view, followed the release of a At A Theatre Near You. powered Trident missile sub­ months, from May 21 to Aug. 13, and seven-count indictment by a federal marines.. The Navy has been trying delayed the award of more than $1 grand jury in Los Angeles . ------

The Observer Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 4 50,000 South Africans attend peaceful funeral Associated Press use of soldiers on riot patrols. Police said they had been forced to battle MAMELODI, South Africa- Their "particularly violent mobs" in the arms raised in clenched-fist salutes, township throughout that day. At up to 50,000 mourners jammed a the time, police said 13 people were soccer stadium yesterday for the killed, not counting the infant who funeral of 12 blacks killed in one of died later. the bloodiest days in 1 5 months of White opposition legislators rioting. joined black activists in demanding a In Pretoria, President P.W. Botha full government inquiry. announced that he was lifting the Police manned roadblocks at 19-week-old state of emergency in township entrances but allowed free eight of 38 districts. He declared in a access for television crews and jour­ statement, "The revolutionary nalists. Mamelodi is outside the climate is fast losing momentum." emergency zone and not covered by The five-hour funeral and burial one-month-old rules limiting service in Pretoria's Mamelodi coverage of unrest. township began and ended peace­ Carney said it was the first time a AP l'hoto fully. After talks with organizers, U.S. diplomat attended a political Parade of protest · police had agreed to keep out of funeral in South Africa. He said the Children slumdwellers near the closed Union derson during a protest parade Monday. More than sight at Mamelodi and to lift riot American presence yesterday was Carbide plant in Bhopal, where a leak ofpoisonous 150 people were arrested and security around the funeral restrictions, including a limit partly because some embassy gas a year ago killed more than than 2000 people, plant was ttghterzed in an effort to prevent any of 50 mourners. employees live in Mamelodi and t cai'T)I an effigy of Carbide Chairman Warren An- violence. Diplomats from 11 countries, in­ "we are here to show sympathy" for cluding U.S. Embassy Political Coun­ people there who suffered loss. selor Tim Carney, attended. Another reason, he said, "is to f Winnie Mandela, wife of jailed express our support for the prin­ 'Star Wars' compromise unlikely black leader Nelson Mandela, defied ciple of peaceful protest." her banning order to be at the As mourners entered, funeral mar­ neither conceding any validity to summit Reagan was signaling stadium. To a standing ovation and shals handed them lapel rosettes in the other's point of view. flexibility by emphasizing that the freedom chants, she told the throng, the African National Congress' WASHINGTON - U.S. and Soviet Reagan stressed SOl's potential as United States would insist on . its "The blood of our heros will be colors - green, gold and black. positions on "Star Wars" have har­ a defensive shield against nuclear at­ right to conduct Star War research, avenged ... We are here today to tell dened in the aftermath of the tacks, several informed officials said, but without mentioning testing or you that the day when we shall lead Mandela flouted her banning or­ Geneva summit, American officials while Gorbachev saw it as a ploy to development. you to freedom is not far away." der to be with her husband in Cape say, making it more difficult to find a develop a first-strike capability for Gorbachev had in the past sug­ Mandela's eight-year-old banning Town during his recent recovery compromise that would clear the the United States - to attack without gested the Soviets might not oppose order bars her from attending gat­ from prostate gland surgery and has way for a comprehensive nuclear fear of counter-attack. laboratory research. Between those herings and restricts her to the-small addressed news conferences, but arms control agreement. When Reagan proposed his open two positions, some officials said, town of Brandfort. she has not before addressed public Moscow is understood to have laboratories strategy for each nation there was room for a compromise. The flag of the outlawed African gatherings. promised further concessions in its to send scientists to keep track of the "They tried their level best to National Congress guerrilla move­ Her contention that black latest arms control proposal - other's Star Wars research, Gorbac­ break down our position without of­ ment was draped over the dozen freedom is near contrasted with moving closer to the U.S. position - if hev countered with his own open fering anything in return, and they coffins in Pitjie Stadium, including Botha's assessment in a statement the administration will drop its Star laboratories offer for each side to didn't get away with it," said Paul those of Magdalene Mlombo, a 69- yesterday that the unrest is ebbing Wars research program officially make sure there wasn't any research Nitze, senior arms control adviser to year-old woman shot to death by and that radicals opposed to peace­ known as the Strategic Defense In­ at all. Reagan. police, and Trocia Ndlovu, a two­ ful change "are being defeated." itiative. The result was that there was no A senior State Departmem official month-old inhaler of tear gas. Approximately 900 people, real discussion of what Star Wars is said, "The Soviets made a big Nelson Mandela was head of the nearly all of them black, have died in Space-based weapons, along with about, and no progress made toward mistake in the way they dealt with armed wing of the African National I 5 months of anti-apartheid unrest strategic and intermediate-range the American goal of drawing Mos­ SOl. It's a very personal thing with Congress when he was sentenced to that has included many attacks on missiles, are the subjects of the U.S.­ cow into a dicussion of how to mix the president. And they've got to life in prison in 1964 for plotting blacks seen as collaborators with the Soviet arms control talks scheduled offensive and defensive weapons deal with it that way. sabotage to overthrow white rule. white rulers. Apartheid is the racial to resume in Geneva on Jan. 16. systems, according to participants. "They can't just say it's a product Residents said police opened fire segregation system by which five A member of the U.S. summit Several officials said the U.S. posi­ of the military-industrial complex, without provocation on a vast million whites govern South Africa's delegation said President Reagan tion had definitely hardened, in part that it's expensive and will cost a tril­ crowd of at least 50,000 protesters 24 million voteless blacks. and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbac­ because of the So'Viet attitude at the lion dollars, and therefore you who gathered Nov. 21 outside Botha said he revoked emergency hev engaged in "a dialogue of the summit. shouldn't do it," added the official, Mamelodi's town hall to protest rules in eight districts because nor­ deaf' on Star Wars in Geneva, with Officials suggested that before the who insisted on anonymity. funeral restrictions, rent hikes and mal life had been restored.

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Tilt Obla'Vcr/l'auJ K.tamet hit 33 below. While relatively warm expected to cost $500,000, which Western Maryland got its first Hravy snow on Monday left the campus blanketed with a strong rain melted Seattle's snow and ice, officials said left approximately snowfall of the year, state police promise for a white Christmas. Here, snow intricately decorated Yakima, Wash., posted a record low 500,000 in the budget for the rest of reported, and temperatures bushes outside of the Architecture Building yesterday. For other of I below zero, and other parts of December. dropped below freezing in parts of weather related stories around the nation, see story at right. the Northwest got wet snow. At least I,200 vehicles had been Tennessee. Truck driver among 22. heroes cited for courageous deeds. Associated Press Six of the heroes died during their drivers for Midland Transport Ltd. of altogether," Gallant said. "We finally • David Caines, 20, a fisherman heroic deeds, and one award was Moncton, New Brunswick. came to a stop only about I,OOO feet from Glace Bay, Nova Scotia, who PITTSBURGH - A truck driver granted anonymously to an With his citizens band radio, in front of a horseshoer, I80-degree saved a 54-year-old man from who was one of 22 people honored American who wanted no publicity, Waite called for Gallant's help when turn we normally take at about drowning on May 10, I983. Monday for heroism says he let a fel­ said commission Assistant Secretary he suddenly lost his brakes. about I5." low trucker who los~ his brakes on a Walter Rutkowski. "If I didn't let him run into the Gallant was uninjured and his •James Calvarese, 49, an in­ treacherous mountain road ram into Each hero or hero's survivor back of me, he would have had to trailer was barely scratched. Waite surance salesman from Alameda, his truck because the man "didn't received 52,500 and the Carnegie jump and he would have been killed. suffered a minor injury and his cab Calif., who rescued a 25-year-old have much of a chance" otherwise. Medal. The Pittsburgh-based com­ So, I just told him to run into the sustained approximately 56,000 in deputy sheriff from an armed assault "I figured we could both jump if mission has cited 6,955 people since back of my trailer," Gallant said. damage, Gallant said. in a courtroom in Oakland, Calif., on we had ro," Louis Joseph Gallant said industrialist Andrew Carnegie Gallant increased his speed from Other winners identified by the Feb. 7. Monday. "At the time, it was the only founded it in 1904 to honor heroism approximately 20 mph to ap­ commission included: thing I could think of doing. We in the United States and Canada. proximately 50 mph on the twisting •Jean Louis Bertrand, 32, a store •Robert Conner, 66, a retired ex­ didn't have much time to decide." Gallant, 29, of Wellington, Prince downgrade before Waite's rig owner from Louis Creek, British ecutive from St. Petersburg, Fla., Gallant's bravery made him one of Edward Island, was inching down slammed into his trailer. Gallant Columbia who was burned while who tried to revive a 72-year-old 1 3 Americans and nine Canadians Nova Scotia's Kelly Mountain on Jan. then hit the brakes hard. saving a 28-year-old man from a bur­ man who suffered a heart attack on a honored Monday by the Carnegie 14, 1984, well ahead of fellow "We slid down the mountain with ning pickup truck in Kamploops, tennis court on Sept. 25, 1984. The Hero Fund Commission. trucker john Waite, 28. Both are my brakes locked, about a half mile British Columbia, on Aug. 26, 1984. man died. Survey finds some cheat on taxes; most say extramarital sex is wrong

Associated Press likely than their elders to tell lies or eOn tax returns, 24 percent of steal. And they also are more likely Americans say they have at some WASHINGTON - One in four to have no moral qualms about sex time been "less than completely Americans cheats on his tax returns, before marriage. honest." but most say it's wrong to •:heat on a However, people between the •On premarital sex, 61 percent say husband or wife, a new poll ind­ ages of I8 and 29 also are more it isn't wrong, a near reversal of 1969 icates. likely than slightly older Americans Gallup Poll figures that found 68 · Marriage vows apparently make to condemn sexual affairs outside percent saying it is. In both cases, all the difference, since a clear marriage, and they are the most young people were more likely to majority says there's nothing likely of all age groups to see a newly say sex before marriage is all right. morally wrong with premarital sex. "serious and growing problem" in •Extramarital sex is always or al­ CONTACT LENS The poll, conducted by the Roper white collar crime and business et­ most always wrong, according to 88 Organization for this week's issue of hics. percent. The percentages for all age U.S. News & World Report, points to Asked to rate professions, poll groups are 85 percent or more. laxness on some moral or ethical respondents said only the religious matters but also shows that clergy deserved more than 50 per­ •In business, 64 percent see white Americans continue to hold clear cent "very high" or "high" ratings collar crime as a serious, growing moral views on other issues. for honesty and ethical standards. problem representing "a real SALE For those who see moral failings Car salesmen were at the bottom decline in business ethical be­ in the younger generation, the poll with 6 percent. havior." The highest age-group total does show young peopk as more Some key findings include: is 64 percent for the 18-to-29 group. IL Y WEAR SOFT NT ACT LENSES $39.98

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The American and Soviet people in­ personnel work are monotonous, isolated and simulates several attack scenarios to A U.S./Soviet nuclear weapons freeze cinerated in a holocaust caused by computer extremely stressful. Working under such con­ determine how much time would be available would prevent further testing, production error? It is on the verge of happening. Because ditions reduces the reliability and quality of before £he perceived "use them or lose them" and deployment, thus reducing fears as well as of the total devastation that would be caused performance and increases withdrawal and point would be reached. He then applies this even greater dependence upon computers by a nuclear war, there is a tendency to psychological instability. information to data on both current false controlling nuclear response. The sooner we believe that there are powerful incentives Statistics released by the U.S. Air Force alarm rates and the historical frequency of su­ stop the nuclear arms race, the safer we working against the conscious initiation of covering 1977 to 1983 show that over 17,000 perpower crises. He assumes that in a crisis become. "Star Wars" would be a step forward such a holocaust. According to a growing emergency action conferences were held be­ both sides will go into higher states of alert. in computerization and in the arms race, thus number of expert observers, however, the cause offalse or unknown readings in our war­ His computer studies show that in these cir­ making our world much more dangerous. nuclear arms race is now reaching a point ning system. More serious false alarms have cumst~lnces, an accidental launch can be ex­ As interest in and concern about this issue where the factor of human deliberation will increased every year, going from 43 in 1977 pected no later than 1990. That is within 5 grow, more studies are being initiated and no longer play an important role in this to 255 in 1983. Such information is no longer years. more informational resources are becoming process. As this process becomes more released to the public. One such incident oc­ It is only quite recently that the subject of available. A newsletter has been started to automated, the danger of an unintended, ac­ curred on June 3, 1980, when a $.46 com­ accidental nuclear war has started to become keep interested people updated. cidental nuclear war is increasing dramati­ puter chip malfunctioned in the NORAD the focus of serious study. All studies that have cally. warning system and signalled that missiles been completed so far are in agreement that Brother Bill Mewes, a Notre Dame from Soviet submarines in the Atlantic were the danger of accidental nuclear war is in­ graduate student, co-authored this with attacking the United States. This alarm caused creasing. Gary Houser. 76 B-52 bomber crews to board their planes Bill Mewes and and start their engines, 240 missile launch ot: ficers to go on alert in their bunkers, and Gary Houser lasted 3 minutes and 12 se·conds before the guest column malfunction was located. The military term for an accident that oc­ curs during the handling of nuclear weapons In the 1950s it would have taken 12 hours is "broken arrow." The Defense Department CCCP· to deliver a nuclear warhead by plane. With has released information confirming the oc­ nuclear weapons stationed ncar the target, curence of 32 such broken arrows in the this time has been reduced to 8 to 10 minutes, period from 1950 to 1980. One example oc­ and accuracy has been improved from miles curred on Jan. 24, 1961. Two 24-megaton to a 100 feet. As a result of increasing speed atomic bombs separated from the wing of a and accuracy, each side's forces are becoming B-52 bomber as it was flying over Goldsboro, vulnerable to a lightening-quick first strike at­ North Carolina. One bomb's parachute came tack. This has moved each side to rely more open and it glided down to a soft landing. The upon computerized early warning systems. other bomb fell freely and hit the ground with Seeming inexplicable, inconsistent and un­ full impact. It was discoverc:d later that five of predictable human "goofs" account for 50 to the bomb's six safety devicc:s had failed. 70 percent of all failures of major weapons Dr. Brian Crissey, formc:r Pentagon com­ and space vehicles, according to Uoyd Dumas puter modeler, recently completed a writing in the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists. prominent study, "Launching Policies and the The condlrions under which many weapons Threat of Unintentional Nuclear War." He Living abroad forces opening of eyes to world

OK. How many of you really know anything to write and tests to study for. But stop and must k•eep on top of the activities that occur guerilla sources in Afghanistan (located bet­ about the Grcenpeace affair? Or about the think for a moment. What is really happening within their neighbors' borders because many ween the Soviet Union and India). Imagine recent riots in London? Are there any changes around you? I am not talking about the im­ will inevitably affect them. America, on the ot­ what his (or her) daily life is like; what his mediate environs of the beautiful island we her hand, could just as well be an island. Sure, friends and family are going through. The Annemarle Reilly call Notre Dame. I am talking about the world. we have had our problems with Cuba and news is no longer just news. It becomes what I am not condemning anyone for not taking Mexico. And the Soviet Union is always giving it is - reality. an active interest in the affairs of the world. I us headaches. But how many of us watch the Unfortunately, sometimes reading about guest column am afraid I too would probably let myself get news each night? Or read a paper? We feel no the world that way tends to make one feel a bit wrapped up in the pressures of academic life immediate threats to our nation and therefore overwhelmed. What on earth can I do about in South Africa? What Is the deal in Afghanis­ at Notre Dame, if I were tht:re. But I'm not. feel no need to know what is happening el­ human rights' violations in Indonesia? tan? Better yet, where Is Afghanistan? Sure I miss Notre Dame. I miss my friends, sewhere. Honestly, probably not a whole lot. There is I know. There are assignments to do, papers dorm life, the football games and yes, even the But last summer, West Germany had no way one person can topple a crooked food. But I also feel I am extremely lucky to problems with major spy infiltration by East regime or feed all the starving. But we are not have been placed in this alien environment. Germany. The admission of Spain and Por­ totally helpless. There are sources of power Viewpoint From here I have been forced to open my eyes tugal into the European Economic Com­ we have access to - organizations such as Am· to the world around me. How much more munity in January could cause serious nesty International and UNICEF and yes, even alive, how much more real the world problems for the wine producers of France our government. We live in a democracy, Policy becomes when you actually see, meet and and Italy. Meanwhile, at Notre Dame, the foot· remember? We can write to those senators speak with the inhabitants of those countries ball team is looking better, but what are we and representatives that we elected. It is their • All letters to the editor submitted to that always seemed so far away. going to do about Faust? Somehow the em­ job to find out what their constituents have on The Observer become the property of The world takes on a whole new aspect. It phasis I see put on sports and academics their minds. We can be informed of world The Observer. Letters must be typed, gets sharper and you can see the details. The seems almost absurd in light of world events. events and at least have compassion and un­ no longer than 2 50 words and signed by characters in the stories on the news take on I am not saying to drop your books and call derstanding for what our brothers and sisters the author. The Observer reserves the names and personalities. I have spoken with Reagan and discuss the results of the Geneva are going through. right to edit all material received. people from Germany, England, Ireland, Summit. We are attending Notre Dame to I consider myself lucky to have been born France and Japan. They too have opinions on learn about our chosen fields. But I do· not an American. We have more opportunities • Commentaries in The Observer do world events. They have to because they are think !

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contained the majority of frat houses. If we dents, to study? No, I say your president No mention of the high could organize one street or a group of houses d•eserves a great deal of credit on this one. He Points about Vatican II together and form official fraternities and and other brave men like him make it possible 1 scorer made in article sororities, we too could form our own for students like you to study and learn about held no factual basis ,1 Dear Editor: "fraternity row." apartheid. Dear Editor: -, We are writing in response to Marty Burns' The most positive element fraternities Nona Griffiths After three months at Notre Dame, I have I article regarding the women's basketball portray is the unity among its members. Brot­ South Bend, IN finally been compelled to reply to the closed­ 1 team's blue and gold scrimmage which ap­ hers and sisters of frats and sororities share an minded ignorance and sexism of Rich 1 peared in the Nov. 18 Observer. unparalleled support for one another. Be­ Coglianese's article of Nov. 25. 1 We do not feel that the reporter was ob­ cause of the .size of many of the dorms here at Problems of Church In the article to which I am referring, I jective in his coverage of the scrimmage. As as Notre Dame, this unique support and unity is Coglianese told how fuolish the reforms of , objective journalist, Burns should have missing. Dorms such as Grace and Flanner are not because of council Vatican II really are. He spoke of the traditions presented all the facts of the game. He failed to good because they house a great number of that this council had destroyed and expressed , note the high.~corer of the scrimmage, Kathy students, and therefore more studc:nts can be Dear Editor: hope that Pope John Paul II's "extraordinary Brommeland. ' . admitted to the University. But an alternative Regarding Rich Coglianese's article synod" would "reverse the dangerous We are not trying to take anything away for upperclassmen in the form of fraternities "Church must eliminate its Vatican II momentum." from the other members of the team; they all and sororities should be offered. relorms," I would like to make the following Are you even old enough to remember a did a fine job. This fact, however, should have Fraternities and sororities would add a new remarks. Latin Mass, Coglianese? Then how do you been mentioned, as Kathy was a key player in positive look to Notre Dame. And of course, The article conveys the message that the know it was "beautiful Church tradition"? You the game. Not only was she the high scorer, students would know where to go for fun on reforms were promoted by a body "alien and proposed that people will go to Mass if they but she also contributed several rebounds and weekends. hostile" to the Church, when in reality the op­ want to, regardless of the language. So, saying assists. Tim Burke posite is true. Bishops from all over the world, Mass in the vernacular cannot decrease atten­ The South Bend Tribune's article ran a DtllonHall assembled under the guidance of the Holy dance and only makes the Mass more relevant picture of Kathy, along with one of Gary Voce Spirit, and sought to bring the Church to an to the participants. who was the high scorer in the men's blue and Alumna urges change awareness of herself and of her mission. As You made another point that has no factual gold scrimmage, and mentioned her name stated in the opening lines of the Dogmatic basis. You must have looked for a long time to several times. in the parietals penalty Constitution on the Church, the intention was find the part of Vatican II that denied papal It seems ironic that South Bend's paper "to set forth, as clearly as possible, and in the authority, because it is not there. The same is would do a better job reporting the facts of Dear Editor: tradition laid down by earlier Councils, her true of female presence in the priesthood. the scrimmage than our own school paper As an alumna and the sibling of a student, I own nature and universal mission ... for the These are individual cases which were never which claims to represent the school. was appalled to learn of the action taken by benefit of the faithful and of the whole world." advocated by Vatican II. And, while we are on Marilyn Laurenzo the University against two students who were I, as well as you, miss the beauty of the the sexist rampage, why do we not relegate 1 julie Thornbury technically in violation of parietals. ceremonies, the angelical sounds of the women to the second-class citizenship of I Donna Berg I believe that any private institution has the Gregorian chant and the rich aroma of in­ bibilical times, too? Finally, your ignorance , Susan Shelton right to set whatever rules and regulations it cense. Nevertheless, the decrease in Church shines brightly when you say that the pre­ ,1 Farley Hall chooses. In fact, as a former member of com­ attendance lies not in the elimination of this Vatican II Church is Christ's Church and even though we do not understand it, we cannot 1 munalliving situations, I strongly favor having tradition and of the Latin Mass, as you argue. 1 change it. If you recall, two of the Church's Saint Mary's Security some times when living areas are off limits to Rather, many Church goers felt their security 1 members of the opposite sex. Neither of these threatened by the call to overcome the greatest theologians argued the opposite. 1 thanked for their care beliefs, however, allies me with the University divorce between faith and practice. Through Thomas Acquinas and Augustine both argued on this action. Surely the University can en­ the liturgical reforms, the Fathers of the Coun­ convincingly that no belief can be contrary to l Dear Editor: force its regulations - even ones it determines cils aimed to integrate the worship of God reason; thus, everything must be satisfied in In this time of world hunger, poverty and to be as critical as parietals - without taking with deeds and commitment to our brothers. the intellect as well as in the heart. conflict, I would like to extend some hope by the extreme step of expelling students. The Many Christians were not ready for this. Without change, society would become l commending Saint Mary's Security for going community service recommended by the Together with its eschatological dimen­ stagnant. In the 1860s, changing the slavery , 1 above and beyond the call of duty. On Tues­ judiciary board seemed far more appropriate. sion, the Community called Church has a mis­ tradition was worth a Civil War to some , day, Nov. 26, at 8 p.m., I was on my way to the Finally, as a lawyer trained by Notre Dame, I sion to be performed in the world, through people. Or, if that is not close enough, decades service to God's creatures. The Church is the of tradition ended in 1972 when women were 1 train station when my friend's car broke am troubled by the procedure which allowed 1 down. Just as we were getting out of the car, two students to be expelled even though the means for salvation, and not an end in itself. accepted here at Notre Dame. I have not .., two Saint Mary's security guards pulled up and judiciary board recommended community like the Apostle James, I have become very heard any complaints on either issue. offered us their assistance. They popped the service. suspicious of any love of God that is not It is people like yourself that help promote hood and tried to spot the problem. By 8:15, I urge the University to reconsider its posi­ expressed in the care for others as well. To the image of Catholics as closed-minded and they told us that the car was not going to make tion before it is too late for the students expect hope, as you do, that the Synod may antediluvian. Do us and yourself a favor by it to the train station. So, one of the security directly involved and, equally important, for reverse Vatican II is to wish the reverse of the coming down off your high horse to join the the University. message of Christ. rest of God's people. ~ guards told me to get into his car and he would get me to the station on time. He, by Kathryn Kelly Stanley M uscbett Ibarra Dan]anick .,~ the way, did not even know where it was Washington, D.C. Notre Dame graduate student Morrissey Hall located. At 8:30, we arrived at the station and I I 1 made my train. ., I would like to thank sincerely Saint Mary's Hickey did not divest Security for the pride they have in their job. for the sake of 'study' They extend special care and help to all the I students at Saint Mary's. I tip my hat to the Dear Editor: 1 outstanding security here at Saint Mary's. The current president of Saint Mary's has 1 Melissa Murphy finally done something I agree with. I for one Regina Hall am happy to support him down the line on l this one. Even if no one else does. o· q 0 ND dormitories missing He has decided not to take any of his money ,j out of South Africa. Well, really, it is not his 1 unity of Greek system money. It belongs to the school. But that I makes no difference to him. And that is a sign FJf.IFIERS , Dear Editor: of dedication. 1 After journeying to Penn State, I have found One reason he gave for not taking any of his :{ 1 one thing that Notre Dame is desperately mis­ money out of South Africa was that Saint ' , sing: fraternities and sororities. Mary's is an educational institution and not a , When most people imagine fraternity and political institution. And I for one agree with sorority life, they think of the Delta House, this. Your school is very educational. For ex­ • Mandy Pepperidge, and 1.2 GPAs. I have ample, your school has seminars on South found, however, that frats and sororities are Africa. Maybe there would not be such semi­ nothing of this sort. Fraternities and sororities nars if the president takes money out of South would bring to our University many elements Africa. Students should be studying things rat­ upperclassmen are currently seeking. Frats her than trying to change them. and sororities give its members their own Think of it this way: if your school, and ot­ sense of freedom, unity and independence. hers like it, and other people, and companies, Fraternities and sororities could be set up and banks, and so forth, all took their money similarly to the way off-campus housing is. At out ofSouth Africa, apartheid might disappear. Penn State, one street called "Fraternity Row" But then what would there be for you, the stu- •

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I also ask, "Why would God never fully realized or felt the allow such a tragedy to occur?" But profound destruction and devasta­ this Is not a question that I can even tion that may result from the power attempt to answer. I can only try to of an earthquake, until it happened. remember that our God is not a Of course, I have always sym­ malevolent God. Even within this pathized with and mourned for terrible destruction and loss of life, victims of earthquakes but the I can see some good. It is incredible recent earthquakes of Mexico made to see how the Mexican people a greater impression on my life than have united to support and aid their anything that I could ever have fellow Mexicans. I can only hope heard from the news, because I wa!> that this united effort continues actually there. Moreoever, in a even when the last bit of rubble has wider scope, I'm sure that these been cleared away. events will effect the rest of my life. This is only a very short and somewhat disorganized discourse r They have already effected me in r more ways than I probably realize. I about how I feel and about how I r even hate to call these earthquakes see the earthquake and its effects. In r "events". That word does not seem trying to illucidate my subjective t to encompass the total significance view of the earthquake, I hope you r of what these earthquakes really understand a little better the r mean. widespread and varied effects that r I myself have not been physically an earthquake of this or any mag­ effected other than losing nitude can produce. Although this electricity, telephone services, and is a devastating occurance, it will ,~ running water for ·long periods of continue to be a valuable ex-­ time. Compared to the great losses perience from which I should be ,- of so many inhabitants of the city, able to draw many things which 'r my so-called losses are relatively will help me throughout life. r r r "We only represent ' ourselves." JEFFWOODEL "From where?" They only distin· guest features writer guish us as being from ND because we get a weekly allowance and they do not. So, in the end, we only e are the students from Notre represent ourselves. And we W Dame whom Dr. Isabel are ... we are having fun. Charles sent down to Mexico City Our classes are oriented to give first to represent the United States, r us the greatest opportunity to meet r and second to represent Notre and encounter first hand that which I Dame. To begin with, let it be is Mexico. In other words, we are r known that no matter how we act given ample time to travel. And, here in Mexico City, the Mexican being the University students that 'r view of the Americans, or as they we are, we take advantage of every call us, the North Americans, will opportunity we can. Mexico is a not be changed by us students. This truly beautiful country, once you r is the viewpoint of a majority of the leave the capital. lffor no other r Mexican people: We are all rich and reason than to see a little more of I stupid; all North American women the world, I would encourage a trip will give it to all Mexican men; and to Mexico. As a student, the vantage we all love to be stared at. Second, point Is changed, the reasons are none ofthe other American stu­ even more numerous, and I would dents here even care that we are even go so far as to say that the from Notre Dame. Some even ask, rewards are greater. r~ r r ND students enjoy the pyramids of Teotihuacan in Mexico. From left to right, they are: Stephanie Iverson, Chris Bowler, John Omernik, Karen Logsdon, Jeff Woode, Megan Kearns. John Raven, Mary-Zoe Conroy, Jackie Schwartz and Paul Oeschger, who is also the photographer. The unforgettable earthquake

without running water for the past porary shelter and medical care. KAREN LOGSDON, month, causing the students Incon­ The University was also used as one STEPHANIE IVERSON, veniences such as having to go to of many centers of donations and PAUL OESCHGER friends' houses to shower, or tlush distribution of food, clothing, and guest features writers the toilet. Other students imagine medicine. As relief efforts began, we that they feel non-existent joined the Mexican students earthquakes. Telephone service has delivering and collecting materials lthough It has been more than been erratic since the quake. There to aid those injured and homeless. A one month since the earthquake are still days when we cannot call Although we were enthusiastic to of September 19, a day does not go within Mexico City. When the help, we found little that we were by that we, the Notre Dame stu­ phones are working, there are no able to do, due to the great number dents of the Mexico City Foreign international operators for collect of volunteers. The display of con­ Studies Program, and the Mexican calls, and direct calls to the States cern shown by the Mexican people people, have not heard the word take a great deal of time to connect. during this tragedy was overwhelm- ' "earthquake", seen its effects, or Immediately following the lng! been affected by it in some way. We earthquake we may not have had It is unfortunate that we were have not been as drastically affected electricity, running water, or here during this disaster. However, as those city residents who lost telephone services, but there were we: have learned through the ex­ their homes and families, but each many more important things to perience. We were incon­ of us In our own way has felt Its think about. venienced, but Mexico was greatly impact. Classes at the Universidad affected. Nonethless, neither we Two houses, in which four Notre Iberoamericana were cancelled for nor Mexico will forget the Building destroyed by the earthquake of September 19, taken by Paul Oeschger Dame Students live, have been five days in order to provide tern- earthquake of September 19, l9B5. ofthe ND mexico City Foreign Studies Program. Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 8-9 Rock around the world. Hard Rock, that is.

CAROLINE GD..LESPIE McDonalds. Nothing will ever top the atmo­ because I like its shock value. The London Saturday night. Maybe it's more exciting features writer sphere, the people and the a ... ambience of shirt was too trendy." then," Seifert said. the Hard Rock in Amsterdam." Heidi Bowman, a junior at Saint Mary's, "The atmosphere is more of a restaurant Does Zang own a shirt? agreed that London's Cafe is more of a tourist than of a bar. There was loud music playing· atch out paisley, move over Calvin, "Of course. You've got to take the Cafe place. a lot ofrock-n-roll nostalgia. It just seemed W Hard Rock Cafe shirts are taking over. with you wherever you go." Does Bowman own a shirt? like a bunch of yuppies sitting around So now everybody has them. Yes, it's the Junior Todd Harding has been to both eating." new fad. Cafes in London and Amsterdam. "No, but I bought one for my brother-in­ Does Seifert have a shirt? But why are there so many of them? "The Hard Rock in Amsterdam has a more law." "Yes. I bought one because I wanted a shirt Where do these T-shirts and sweat shirts laid back atmosphere,'' Harding said. Has he ever been there? that said San Francisco." which have invaded the Notre Dame and "No, but I'm sure he'd like to go there,'' Maybe that's why so many other people Saint Mary's campuses come from? "It (the Cafe in Amsterdam) isn't as rowdy. Bowman said. bought Hard Rock Cafe shirts. The answer is London, New York, San It's more of a European student bar. There So, if the Cafe in London is exciting, and Maybe everyone suddenly got the urge to Francisco and even Amsterdam. are a lot of Americans in both Cafes but the the Cafe in Amsterdam is psychedelic, what have a shirt advertising the name of a city. Hard Rock Cafes must be popular places. Americans in the Amsterdam Cafe are more are the Cafes like in America? Soon, people will have the chance to wear a Just what does a Hard Rock Cafe shirt look subdued as compared to the boisterous, Kimberly Seifert, a junior at Saint Mary's, Chicago Hard Rock Cafe shirt, as the chain like? obviously American patrons in the London described the San Francisco Cafe as con­ moves into the Windy City. The shirts from London, New York and San Cafe." servative. All I know is that I'm guilty. I have a sweat Francisco all look the same. they have a Does Harding own a shirt? "I was there on a Monday night and I don't shirt from the London Hard Rock. And I've yellow circle with the name 'Hard Rock Cafe' "Yes. I bought the one from Amsterdam know what the Cafe is like on a Friday or never been there. written across them and the name of the city underneath. But I'm sure you've seen one. Trish Col bourn, a junior at Saint Mary's, went to the cafe in London. "I was there on New Year's Eve. There was a mix of people from all over Europe - everyone from the London punks to the American students wearing their penny loafers. "I remember that there wasn't a bit of wall space. The walls were plastered with electric guitars and the music career history of every rock-n-roll artist England ever had." Does Colbourn have a shirt from London's Cafe? "No. They didn't take Visa."

The similar shirts from London, New York and San Francisco suggest that the Cafes are part of a chain. Amsterdam's Cafe apparently is not part of this chain. Junior Brian Peters described his shirt. "It's the only real Hard Rock shirt.lt's philosophy, 'Come high... get higher,' says it all,'' Peters said. "Being one of the many students who have a shirt without ever having set foot in one of the Cafes, I look at the Amsterdam Cafe as some place I'd really like to visit." Junior Xavier Zang did get the chance to visit the Cafe in Amsterdam. "In fact, I spent my birthday in the Hard Rock and it was quite a rewarding ex­ perience," he said." "After several pleasant hours spent watch­ Some of the ones into the Hard Rock experience, from left to right: Heidi Bowman, Xavier Zang, Karen Cook Herbstritt, ing videos, I feasted at the local psychedelic and Bill Jelen. Those closer to the earth are Todd Harding, Kimberly Seifert and Brian Peters. Alternate coach candidates: could have been

ANDYSAAL ing for food in the trash bins behind the ACC make a good coach. Imagine the contribu­ 2 The lite Beer All Stars- With all of those features writer I discovered a super secret file of prospectiv~ tions that he could persuade the alumni to guys, we could change coaches every week. coaches. I attempted to sell my discovery to donate. Neither man, however, is catholic. This rotation of famous ex-jocks would be The Midnight National Inquiring Globe, but Besides, it would be a pain to get them certain to please everyone. Imagine Billy he anxious eyes of the world were once they said that it was real and refused to print through immigration. Martin throwing a tantrum on the sidelines. T again focused on Notre Dame. Touching it. So now I present this secret document to Our ratilngs would skyrocket if we hired a L.C. Greenwood could intimidate the every alumni, subway alumni, and sports fan, you, the wonderful Observer audience. professional wrestler like Hulk Hogan, The referees by crushing beer cans with the palm a rare iitrain of Hoosier mania swept the Iron Sheik, or Rowdy Roddy Piper. But then, of his hand. On the lighter side, some weeks nation. I'm not sure if body-slamming our opponents we could have Rodney Dangerfield or Yakov What single event could have had such an would win games. Smirnoff coach. They could drop one-liners dramatic impact on the world media · the DOUBLE SECRET MEMO while the student body chants "Less Filling - Geneva Summit? Apartheid? Another hostage Tastes Great." Even John Madden could be We also offered the coaching position to crisis? The USC cheerleaders? No, Notre Dear Gene, slipped into the rotation. We could give him Dick Addis, Bobby Rivers, Lee Iacocca, Lech Dame has chosen a new head football coach. Regarding those new coach candidates, we a colossal CBS chalkboard and let him ex­ Walesa, Pope John-Paul ll, Pee Wee Herman The best part of all of the excitement was might have some problems if we hire any of plain his plays to the home side. The variety Bill the Cat, and Opus. But they all gracious!~ of course the speculation before the decision them. I'm sure that Lou Holtz, Dick Vermeil, and color of the lite Beer All Stars make them turned down the offer when they heard that was made. Rumors about who the new coach and Terry Donahue are excellent coaches, the optimal choice to replace Gerry Faust. Emil Hoffman had also been offered the job. would be spread like an epidemic. but this time we have to get someone who is On the basis of overall popularity, we Sin,ceJ·ely Yours, universally popular to both the alumni and asked Phil Collins to coach at Notre Dame. The Athletic Department wouldn't talk, so the students. I hear that Clay Junior High He also refused the bid, but he did offer to Epilogue: the over-eager sports world ran away with School has an incredible coach... Sorry, just produce the marching band's next album, as Obseroer News Brief, Dec. 13, 1985 any name they heard from anyone... "I just kidding. Anyhow, I went ahead and screened long as he c:ould play all the drums. But if we Notre Dame administrators discovered heard from the guy next door whose mother about fifty candidates for the job. want universal popularity among the sports today that, due to a clerical error, alumnus is the secretary to the guy who just installed fans of the nation, all we have to do is hire Phil Donahue rather than UCLA coach Terry the carpet in Don Shula's new house in South At first thought, I hoped that Woody Hayes any USC cheerleader. Donahue was hired as the new head football Bend ... " Or "I just saw John Madden wearing could be lured out of retirement. But, then I coach. Sensing a boost in his ratings, Phil a Notre Dame tie while he was walking in the remembered th·at Notre Dame could not Donahue has refused to void the fifteen year University Park Mall..." After many predic­ So after much consideration, I present the tolerate a coach who assaulted the visiting contract. At his first football press con­ tions and much analysis by every armchair two best choices to replace Gerry Faust : team members. Former olympic coach ference, Donahue chose to cover the issues sportscaster, sportswriter, and quarterback in 1 David Letterman - Think of the Bobby Knight also has the popularity to take of women priests, school censorship, and the nation, Notre Dame chose veteran coach popularity among the students! He could - the job. But he would probably rip out the 'swinging couples. When a reporter from Lou Holtz to replace to succeed Gerry Faust. insult the visiting teams with snappy lines bleachers and throw them at the referees. while boosting our ratings. Paul Schaffer Sports Hlustrated questioned Donahue on his We could hire libya's Khadafy, then we could come with him and take over as choice of starting quarterback, he was But what about those candidates who were could literally blow away our opponents. I shouted down and pummeled by the middle· rejected for the job? While recently burrow- director of the marching band... We'd be also thought that Bha~an Rajneesh might unstoppable! aged, housewife audience. The Observer Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 10 Sports Briefs

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Pitcher Ed Whitson. whose mediocre season was punctuated by a fight with Manager Billy Martin, has asked to be traded from the New York Yankees. Yankees owner George Steinbrenner said Monday that Whitson's agent, Tom Reich, con­ veyed the pitcher's desires, adding, "I'll do what I can to accomodate him. I don't know that there's any interest." Whitson signed a five­ ' . year, S4.4 milion free-agent contract with the Yankees last season. According to the New York Times, the contract includes a provision that allows him to demand a trade. Whitson was 10-8last season with a 4.88 earned run average. ·AP

Texas Longhorn track coaches, stan Huntsman and Terry Crawford are finalists for the men's and APPholo women's head coaching positions for the 1988 United States Olym· jay Vincent (left) of tbe Dallas Mavericks and beat the Golden State WaJTiors last night, while the pic team, and could find out this week whether they will get the Mitch Kupchak of the Los Angeles Lakers battle it first-place Lakers were idle. Complete NBA stand­ prestigious jobs. "This can be a very political thing," said Huntsman, out in a game earlier this season. The Mavericks ings appear on page 1]. a veteran of international competition. "But I'm an eternal optimist who believes in the American system." Two coaches from the same CORRIGAN: OK, Dan. CORRIGAN: We're just glad to school vying for jobs In the same Olympic sport is unique. ·AP Uh. well. Lou. I guess have you, Lou. So why don't you get· Wheel you're the only one to spin the ready to spin the wheel. But, remem­ ber, there is a loss space on the continued/rom page 16 wheel this time. It looks like you're David McWilliams, the defensive mastermind for the our winner. wheel. If you hit it, you lose the University of Texas, signed a five-year contract Monday to become time I spun that wheel for you, and I HOLTZ: I can honestly tell you game but not your contract, because once you sign an agreement, it's the new head football coach at Texas Tech University. He promised just think I'd rather sit back and this is one of the happiest days of my I "we're going to talk bowls and championships here every year." watch now. life. yours to keep. Texas Tech hasn't had a winning season since 1978, and the 43-year~ old McWilliams replaces jerry Moore, who was fired Nov. 19 after football, internally, as you think wonder, "My gosh, is this Notre l five years with the Red Raiders. · AP there is." Dame where football is so impor· Holtz Recalling his experience at coach, tant?" continuedfrompage 16 Devine said Holtz will "Get his Devine, who led the Fighting Irish Observer Sports Briefs are accepted Sunday players later in the day than at any to the National Championship in through Friday until 4 p.m. at the Observer office on the third floor New York to be inducted in the Col­ other school in the country. He'll get 1977, said Holtz also will find less of Lafortune. Briefs should be submitted on the forms available at the lege Football Hall of Fame: Tuesday less practice time. Kids will go to a pressure from alumni than he may office, and every brief must include the phone number of the person night. lab class rather than practice. think. submitting it. · The Observer Devine predicted that Holtz may "But they'll play on Saturday. "The alumni does not dictate at be shocked when he finds "there's They'll compete." Notre Dame, though the university not nearly as much emphasis on Devine said Holtz soon may may let them think they do."

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Have a Guin- IOf mel AT 1243. 2n-3604 KATHY SMC-4395 Apphcation: Mary Ann Roemer, 7949. DAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, BE THERE I love. Meglo The Observer Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 11 Miami coach Johnson gets wish as Hurricanes move to No. 2 in poll Associated Press start of the 1984 campaign. "We're success to total team dedication and happy to have a high ranking. I think the development of quarterback CORAL GABLES, Fla.- Miami was we're deserving of this ranking ... or Vinny Testaverde, who replaced accorded respect that Coach Jimmy higher." Bernie Kosar when Kosar ga,ve up Johnson felt was long overdue yes­ No. 1 Penn State, which com­ his final two years of college terday when the Hurricanes vaulted pleted an 11-0 regular season a week eligibility for the National Football to No. 2 in The Associated Press poll earlier and will meet fourth-ranked League. and within striking distance of their Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl, Smith said he wasn't surprised the second national football champion­ received 47 of 59 first-place votes Hurricanes advanced two spots al· ship in three years. and 1,164 of a possible 1,180 points though neither Iowa or Oklahoma A critic of balloting in recent from a nationwide panel of sports lost last weekend. "We feel like we weeks because of his team's slow writers and sportscasters. were deserving to be ahead of both rise despite victories on the road Miami received three first-place of them. This makes it right." over· Oklahoma, Florida State and votes and 1,063 points to move past Florida, 9-1-1 but barred from Maryland, Johnson was ecstatic that Iowa and Oklahoma, which had held · bowls because of NCAA probation, the Hurricanes climbed from fourth down the No. 2 and No. 3 spots a held onto sixth place with 903 in the next-to-last regular season points, followed by Nebraska, 9-2, poll. which climbed from eighth to Miami has won 10 games in a row see poll, page 13 seventh with 779 points. since losing its season opener to Tennessee, which won the SEC Florida and is traveling a path that is title and a Sugar Bowl berth opposite strikingly similar to the road it took week ago. Rose Bowl-bound Iowa Miami with a 30-0 shutout of Van­ to the national championship under collected three first-place ballots derbilt, jumped from lOth to eighth. Howard Schnellenberger two years and 1,050 points, while Oklahoma Brigham Young, 10-2, and Air Force, ago. dropped from third to fourth with 11-1, round out the Top Ten. Schnellenberger's 1983 team also five first-place votes and 1,048 The second ten consists of Texas lost its opener to Florida, but rattled points. A&M, LSU, Arkansas, UCLA, off 11 straight victories - including a The other first-place ballot went Alabama, Auburn, Ohio State, triumph over Nebraska in the to Michigan, 9-1-1, which remained Florida State, Oklahoma State and Orange Bowl - to claim the crown. in fifth place with 935 points. unbeaten Bowling ~reen, which The 1985 Hurricanes are headed for The Hurricanes closed the regular cracked the Top Twenty for the first the Sugar Bowl and a showdown season with a 58:7 mauling of Notre time in 12 years. with Southeastern Conference Dame last Saturday. In the aftermath, The Mid-American champions last champion Tennessee. Johnson pushed aside suggestions appeared in the rankings in Septem­ "This team has made a lot of that he tried to run up the score to ber 1973 when the Falcons were Lmr ersity of Miami quarterback Vinny Testaverde throws a progress and has made steady im­ impress pollsters, saying: "I couldn't tied for 20th for one week. Bowling pass in Saturday's game against Notre Dame. Testaverde's coach, provement throughout the season," ask our second-and third-stringers Green will take an 11-0 record into jimmyjohnson, got his wish yesterday when the Humcanes moved said Johnson, who replaced Schnel­ to not do their best." the California Bowl against Fresno to No.2 in the nation in the AP poll. Details oithe poll can be found lenberger two months before the Smith attributes the Hurricanes' State. at left.

"'I rn:r:f? Erasmus Books Top-seed Lendl advances in Open j ....1'! 1027 E. Wayne r Associated Press Steyn, ranked 1 70th in the world, The fourth set was all LendJ's, - '"jill~•. • Tues- Sun, noon· 6 ···- · 1 block south of Jefferson & Eddy played extremely well and often however. u.... a -• ol....._t boob !'-..t. -w. -I'Cited MELBOURNE, Australia - Top kept LendJ, the wotld's No. 1, off The Lend! victory completed the seed Ivan LendJ of Czechoslovakia balance. He needed 2 hours, 23 quarter-finaJ line-up. moved into the quarterfinals of the minutes to wrap up the match, Besides Lendl-lloyd, Michie! Sl.5 million Australian Open tennis which set up a meeting with English­ Schapers of the Netherlands will University of Notre Dame championships yesterday with a 6-3, man John Lloyd in the quarterfinals. play Stefan Edberg of Sweden, Mats College of 6-2, 6-7, 6-2 triumph over unseeded The 26-year-old began the match Wilander of Sweden meets Johan South African Christo Steyn. in impressive style - hammering four Kriek of the United States and John Business Administration aces in his first service game, taking McEnroe of the United States is Lend!, the U.S. open champion the first set 6-3 and the next 6-2. paired with Slobodan Zivojinovic of bidding to win the Australian Open Steyn, a 24-year-old graduate of Yugoslavia. The O'Neil Lecture Series title for the first time, was given a the University of Miami, rallied in Ion Tiriac, the former Romanian code of conduct violation for ball the third set. tennis star now guiding the careers SPEAKER: abuse in the third set and bounced The South AfriCan led 5-2, had a of Boris Becker and Zivojinovic, has his racquet angrily on a couple of oc­ set ,point at 5-3 and, after Lendl had no doubts about the ability of the Dr. Martin L. Weitzman, Professor of casions. fought back, took the tiebreaker 7. 3. lesser·lmown of his two charges. Economics, Massachusetts Institute of Technology TOPIC: "Profit -Shoring as o Way to Reduce Unemployment" DATE: Thursday, December 5,1985

TIME AND PLACE: 12:15 P.M., Faculty Seminar Board Room, Hayes-Healy Building All members of the University of Notre Dame Faculty are Invited. 4: 15 P.M., Lecture and Discussion Hayes-Healy Auditorium (Room 122) Faculty, Students, and the Public Czechoslovakian tennis star Ivan Lendl, shown tennis tournament with his win over Christo Steyn. ore invited. here in a match earlier in the year, moved one step More on the tournament can be found in the story closer yesterday to winning the Australian Open above. The New York Times --~-~~-~-~-~-~-~.-.~.-.~-~-~-~-~-~...,..~...,..e..:o-e..:~.e..:~-e..:~-e..,..e..,..e,.~..,..~..,..e...,..e...,..e...,..~... e..:~.~.-~-~-~ .. From an Editorial of March 28, 1985 ~ ND/SMC Theatre Presents Hay: Fever bv J "Best Idea Since Keynes.'' In what may be the most important contribution to economic thought since John Maynard Keynes's General Theory, Martin Weitzman, an M.I.T. economist, suggests an elegt~nt way Noel Coward to br~ak the link between employment and the business cycle. He set .~ $ out hlS plan in a readable little b?ok called "The Share £c6nomy." The core of. his 1dea is SOJnet~l ng 11 ke profit-sharing: to change our ~ i system of f1xed wages to one 1n which workers' incomes are detet"lnfned "' A Delightfully Frivolous Comedy by company perfo~ance. Most workers are paid according to contracts. ~ 11~ From the employers perspective, how much they're paid depends almost entirely on how many hours times the hourly rate. If the cost of extra "' h~urs is less than the extra revenues the work would yield, the employer ~ O'Laughlin Auditorium Student Tickets $4.00 f h1res more ~eople. If workers insist on higher wages or sales fall, - they get la1~ off. Professor Weitzman asks us to imagine a different pattern. Po1nt one: Suppose that labor. instead of negotiating for so ~ December 5,6,7, 12, 13,14 May be purchased at Door i many dollars an hour, negotiated for a share of company revenues. Point two: Suppose the agreement leaves the employer free to hire as ~ At 8:10 P.M. Or Reserved by calling the \l many more workers as he wants. Attitudes toward hiring would be trans formed. ~ Box Office at 284-4626 f .-.e..:~.e..:~.e..:o-e..,..e...,..!1>.<:~·~-=-t>..,. ~-~.;..e..:o-~.-.~-~-'1>.-~.-.e..:~-e.<:l-l'l.-.~.-.~-~-~-~.~-~-t>...,.t>at>..:o-~...,.~""'·~""·e..:o-e !J The Observer Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 12 Michigan takes over N·o. 2 in poll

Assodatcd Press weekend, received 45 of a possible from 12th to eighth place with 753 63 first-place votes and 1,239 points . points. Kentucky and Notre Dame . each moved up one notch . Ken· The first tipoff that Michigan Duke also rode a tournament tri· tucky, 3·0, to ninth with 693 points might be moving up in The As· umph norrhward in the rankings, and Notre Dame, 2-0, to I Oth with sociated Press college basketball receiving four first-place votes and 636 points and the remaining first· poll came in the Tip-Off Classic, 1,1 12 points to jump from sixth to place vote. third. when the Wolverines knocked off APTopT-.ty second-ranked Georgia Tech. The Blue Devils won the in· The Top Twenty college buketballteama Yesterday, a nationwide panel of augural Big Apple National Invila· •n The Auocl•ted Preu poll, with firat·placa votes in parenlhesee, thi1 aeuon'a recorda sports writers and broadcasters tion Tournament last weekend in and total points. Points baaed on 20-19-18· made it official, giving Michigan 12 New York, defeating then-fifth­ 17 etc. Notre Dame opp1>nents are itiJ/icized. first-place votes and 1,165 points · ranked Kansas 92·86 for the title. not enough to seriously threaten And on Monday night, Duke, playing 1. No. Carolina (45) 5·0 1239 its second game in less than 24 hours 2. Michigan (12) 4..() 1165 North Carolina's hold on first place · 3. Duke(4) 6·0 1112 but enough to move the 4-0 Wol· and third in four days, routed East 4. Syr8CUIIJ 3..() 1054 verines up from third to second. Carolina 98-66 to run its record to 5. Georgia Tech 2·1 910 6. Georgetown ( 1) 2-o 908 In fact, the Stumbling Wrecks 6-0. 7. Kansu 3-1 830 from Georgia Tech, who sat atop the Syracuse, 3-0, remained fourrh in B. Oldahoma s-o 753 9. Kentucky 3-0 693 preseason poll and slipped to the poll with 1,054 points, followt·d 10. Non O.ma(1) 2-G 636 second a week ago, are fifth this by Georgia Tech with 910. Geor· 11. LSU 5-o 565 getown, unbeaten in its first two 12. IUinois 2·1 527 week following Saturday's nationally 13. Memphio St. 2..() 469 AP Photo televised 49-44 loss to Michigan in games, received one first-place vote 14. UNLV 4·1 445 Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight threw a chair in frustra- Springfield, Mass., that put their and 908 points for sixth, up two 15. St. John's 3-1 412 tion last season when his team dropped a match with Purdue. This 16. louisville 2·2 287 record at 2-1. spots from a week ago. Kansas, 3·1, 17. UAB 2·1 166 season, however, things have been running smoother as Knight's North Carolina, 5·0 and the win­ fell to seventh with 830 points. 18. Iowa 4..() 126 Hoosiers find themselves in the AP Top-20 basketball poll for this 19. Auburn 1·1 122 ner of the Great Alaska Shootout last Oklahoma, 5·0, made a big jump (tie) Indiana 1·0 122 week. The poll and a related story can be found at left. NVA interhall basketball teams get $5.040 FOR COWCE ready to start battle for '86 crown FOR WEEKEND WORK. By MICHAEL KEEGAN caliber of basketball played at many zones on defense while using Sports Writer small colleges." numerous set plays on offense. Their It's the New Arrm Re-serve GJ Bill. and it's yours for The A-League consists of three organization leads to many wins." college- up to $).040-for serYing one weekend a month Last night marked the beginning divisions: the A. C. C., the Big Sky, and All of the games take place in the (usually) plus tV.'O weeks annual training in a nearby local of the 1985-86 interhall basketball the Big Ten. The regular season con· ACC gyms numbered one to four. Reserve unit. season. According to NV A organizer sists of either six or seven gamt's The games consist of four 10-minute money for college is just part of the Army Reserve Blll Carswell, every hall produces depending upon the size of each quarters of running time. Any The strong teams that enhance the level division. When the regular season overtime contest will be decided by experience rou'll eam a good. part-time salary-over $1,225 a of competition. ends in mid-February, the top two a three minute overrimc period. year to start- plu:;, learning an interesting skill. One that could teams in each division will be placed An interesting development to possibly help you in your civilian career The challenge to you "Strong competition, especially in into the playoffs. this year's league will be whether or mentally and physically. The excitement. And money for college For the moment, Carswell the A-League, is present year after not varsity football players will be It's all waiting for you in the Army Reserve. year," said Carswell. "There are very believes that no teams can be allowed to play. With Lou Holtz in· few dominating teams. Blow out predicted as favorites in each divi· forming the players of 6 a.m. mor­ To find out how you can qualify. call or stop by: games hardly ever occur because of sion. The Towers, Flanner Hall and ning workouts throughout the SERGEJ.I..NT LANE the level of Intensity of each team." Grace Hall, however, are perennial winter, there is doubt as to whether 219-234-4187 Paul Derment, captain of the powerhouses. he will allow them to play interhall Grace I team, also feels that the com· basketball. Carswell believes that petltlve level of interhall basketball "We can't get a feel for the power· many of the teams depend on these ARMY RESERVE. BE AUYOU CAM Is extremely strong. house teams until the end of the players to enhance their chances to "The league consists of some of season," commented Carswell. "The win. the best athletes on campus," said season really does not get into swing "It will be interesting to see If the Derment. "Because of these players, until after break. With only two varsity football players will be the level of competition is initially games before break, we can only see allowed to play," said Carswell. strong. Most of these athletes take which teams might be strong and "With Holtz coming in to coach, d Bv the games seriously because for which may be weak. new team rules, such as morning d Opt'rate · UJflt!d All Of Ladies many it will be their last chance to "As proved in previous years workouts, will be added. These rules · "" Is O rurer . . play organized basketball. The level though, the Towers are always could prevent the fo01tball players FashtO•'"' Manufac ,ct pnce~- can da rei I rv Dtrr of intensity generated throughout strong," continued Carswell. "Grace from playing during the interhall ding APpu . At fadO . the league almost makes it the same for instance comes out playing basketball season." LeO . , fashtOil!S ouuhl) D Sailing Club, novice crew units enjoy great success as season ends ~~CQNDQ~ With Affordable Business Fashions The last club sport to wind up its fall season is the Salling Club. The club just completed a lengthy schedule which had the team racing almost every Pete weekend. The results were impressive as the team col· lected a second, three thirds, and a fourth. In addition, Gegen the Irish qualified for the national regatta at Chicago. "The: team this year was much Improved over last Club Corner EVERYDAY year," said Club President Dan Dressel. "We did a little better at each regatta." In order to claim a spot at the Chicago regatta, the The club raced four boats throughout the season. Irish first had to race in a qualifying regatta at th~ Uni· The skipper-crew combinations for these boats were ~ PRICES: verslty of Michigan. The team took third, the last Dressel and Ann Wiedemann, Tony Fink and Sarah qualifying spot. Hussey, Ted Ganely and Barb Blanchette. and Mark Suits from $39.99 Then over Thanksgiving break the Sailing Club Ryan and Priscilla Karle. went to Chicago to take on a field which included The team has a short spring season which st:u-ts in Blazers from $19.99 coastal powerhouses Rhode Island, Harvard, Navy, late March with the Notre Dame Freshman Regatta, and Southern Cal. The Irish, putting forth their best and includes races at Toledo and Ohio State. Shirts & Slacks from $10.99 effort of the year, finished tenth. · "Rarely do midwest schools beat schools not from the midwest," noted Dressel. "We were third among ------midwest schools, but we ended up fenth when you include the seven schools not from the midwest." Much like the varsity crew teams, the Rowi111g Club's The Sailing Club began its season with its traditional men's 11nd women's novice teams have done very well 20•I. off any trip to the East Coast. And as traditional this trip "this fall. resulted in a killing, as Notre Dame finished 17th out In a race against Michigan, the women placed four of 18 teams at the Yale regatta. Actually this trip is a boats in the top six. The men raced well against stiff regular priced very important experience-gainer for the team. varsity competition, but did not place any boats in the The club then held the Notre Dame regatta on finals. Diamond Lake in Cassopolis, Michigan. In a field of 18, In late November the teams entered one boat each merchandise - the Irish placed a strong second. in the Frostbite Reggata at Philadelphia. According to Other regattas included third place showings at women's novice coach Gretchen Pugliese, the South Bend: Iowa and Marquette, and a fourth at Michigan. The women gave the best performance over by a novice Buyers Market Place team also raced a three-man sloop at Detroit, placing women's boat by winning a gold medal in their heat. 5901 N. Grape Road sixth, and two single-man boats at Northwestern, And the men also raced well, placing fifth in their heat. Mishawaka. Indiana 46545 finishing eigth and tenth. The overall results are not yet available. ------~------~ ------~-----

The Observer Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 13 Q @ , SPORTS WEDNESDAY @ 8 NFL College Bowl Lineup NAnONALCONF~k~E AMERICAN CONFERENCE EMt EMt All-American Bowl w L T Pet. PF PA w L T Pet. PF PA Saturday, Dec. 14 Sun Bowl DaH88 9 4 0 .692 289 231 New England 9 4 0 .692 278 231 C.llfornla Bowl (EIPuo,Texu) (Birmingham, Ala.) N.Y. Giants 8 5 0 .815 315 231 N.Y. Jets 9 4 0 692 323 228 Mich. St. (7-4) vs. Georgia Tech Waahington 7 6 0 .538 226 260 Miami 9 4 0 .692 336 269 (Freano, C.llf.) Georgia (7-3-1) vs. Arizona (8- Philadelphia 6 7 0 .462 223 238 Indianapolis 3 10 0 .231 245 330 Fresno St. (10-Q-1) vs. Bowling 3),3p.m. (8-2-1), 8 p.m. St. Louis 4 9 0 .308 220 325 Buffalo 2 11 0 .154 169 269 C8ntr81 canlr8l Green (11-0), 3 p.m. Chicago 12 1 0 .923 383 165 aeveland 7 6 0 .538 238 205 Aloha Bowl Detroit 7 6 0 .538 261 280 Cincinnati 6 7 0 462 344 352 Green Bay 6 7 0 .462 267 281 Pittsburgh 6 7 0 .462 295 249 Saturday, Dec. 21 (Honolulu, Hawaii) .wednesday, Jan. 1 Minneaot.a 6 7 0 .462 272 301 Houston 5 8 0 .385 233 315 Tampa Bay 2 11 0 .154 247 371 Cherry Bowl Alabama (8-2-1) vs. Southern FleataBowl WMt WMt (Pontiac, Mich.) Cal (6-5), 8 p.m. (Tempe, Ariz.) L.A. Rama 9 4 0 .692 261 227 L.A. Raiders 9 4 0 .692 308 285 San Fran· Denver 9 4 0 .692 325 275 Syracuse (8-3) vs. Maryland (8- Michigan (9-1-1) vs. Nebraska CISCO 8 5 0 .615 329 201 Seattle 7 6 0 .538 291 250 3),1 p.m. (9-2), 1:30 p.m. New0r1eana 5 8 0 .385 249 391 San Diego 6 7 0 .462 359 339 Attanta 2 11 0 .154 242 391 KanauCity 4 9 0 .308 229 302 Monday, Dec. 30 j Independence Bowl Freedom Bowl Cotton Bowl Monday' a Aeault 4 Miami 38, Chicago 24 (Shreveport, La.) (Anaheim, C.llf.) (Dalla, Texaa) Clemson (6-5) vs. Minnesota• (6- Washington (6-5) vs. Colorado Auburn (8-3) vs. Texas A&M (9- 5),8p.m. (7-4), 8 p.m. 2) winner, 1 :30 p.m.

Sunday, Dec. 22 Gator Bowl Holiday Bowl (Jackaonvllle, Fla.) ROM Bowl l (San Diego, C.llf.) Florida St. (8-3) vs. Oklahoma (Paudena, C.llf.) Arkansas (9-2) vs. Arizona St. St. (8-3), 8 p.m. Iowa (1D-1) vs. UCLA (8-2-1), 5 (8-3) 8 p.m. p.m. Friday, Dec. 27 Sugar Bowl Uberty Bowl Tuesday, Dec. 31 (New Orleana, La.) (Memphla, Tenn.) Peach Bowl Miami (10-1) vs. Tennessee (8- Baylor(9-2) vs. LSU (8-1-1), 8:30 (Atlanta, Ga.) 1-2), 8 p.m. p.m. Army (8-2) vs. Illinois (6-4-1), 2:30p.m. Saturday, Dec. 28 Florida Cltrua Bowl Bluebonnet Bowl Orange Bowl (Orlando, Fla.) (Houaton, Texaa) (Miami, Fla.) Ohio St. (8-3) vs. Brigham Young Air Force (11-1) vs. Texas (8-3), Penn St. (11-0) vs. Oklahoma (9- (10-2), 1 p.m. 2:45p.m. 1),8p.m. NHL NBAA-cDtvl81an Top20 Aclllme Divia1on w L Pet. Q8 L T GF llA Pia. The Top T-nty college foolball teams in w Boston 16 2 .889 - Boston 12 8 4 79 28 The A88ociated p,..,.. poll, with first-place 93 Philadelphia 10 8 .556 6 Montreal 12 3 106 88 27 votea in parentheses, this eeuon·a records 9 New Jersey 10 9 .526 6.5 Quebec '•\ 1 85 75 25 and totlll pointa. Pointa baaed on 20-19-18- 12 "'0 Wuhington 8 10 .444 8 11 1 87 76 25 17 etc. Buffalo 12 New York 5 14 .263 11.5 87 89 22 Hartford 11 11 0 Cantr81 Dtvl81on P111rick Dtvl81an Milwaukee 15 7 .682 - 1. PennState(47) 11-Q.O 1,164 Philadelphia 19 6 0 116 73 38 Detroit 12 8 .600 2 2. Miami 10.Hl 1,063 Wuhington 14 7 3 95 75 31 Atlanta 8 11 .421 5.5 3. lowa(3) 1()-1.() 1,050 N.Y. Illes 10 8 6 92 91 26 Cleveland 7 11 .389 6 4. Oklahoma (5) 9-1.() 1,048 N.Y. Rangers 11 13 1 91 84 23 ChiCII(IO 7 14 .333 7.5 5. Michigan ( 1) 9-1-1 935 Pittsburgh 9 12 3 93 87 21 Indiana 4 14 .222 9 6. Florida 9-1-1 903 New Jersey 9 12 1 n 89 19 Ml~ Dtvl81on 7. Nebruka 9-2.() n9 Smythe Dvl81an L Pet. Q8 w B. Ten,_..., 8-1-2 746 Houston 14 6 .700 w L T QF 111< P1a - 9. Bngham Young 10.2.() 657 Denver 12 .632 1.5 Edmonton 18 4 3 129 90 39 7 10. Air For<» 11-1.0 617 Utah 12 8 .600 2 c.lgary 13 8 3 103 84 29 11. TexaA&M &-2-o 562 DaiU 10 7 .588 2.5 Vancouver 9 14 3 101 114 21 12. LSU 8-1-1 531 San Antonio 10 9 .526 3.5 Winnipeg 9 14 3 90 121 21 13. Arkanaaa 9-2.() 416 Sacramento 6 12 .333 7 LoaAngelea 5 15 3 79 127 13 14. UCLA 8·2-1 410 PIICiflc Dtvl81an Norrta Dtvl81an 15. Alabema 8-2-1 363 L.A.Lakers 15 2 .882 St. Louis 10 9 3 78 84 - 16. Auburn 8-3-0 318 23 Portland 12· 9 .571 5 ChiCII(IO 9 11 4 97 108 22 17. Ohio State 8-3-0 255 Seattle 9 10 .474 7 Minr>MOia 7 12 6 94 116 20 18. FloridaSt. 8-3-0 140 Golden State 8 13 .381 9 Detroit 7 13 4 79 118 18 19. Oklahoma St. 8-3-0 97 L.A. Clippers 6 12 .333 9.5 Toronto 5 15 3 79 103 13 20. Bowling Green 11-Q.O 73 Phoenix 3 16 .158 13 At First=·=====; you succeed ~(umni­ Reception: VVednesday,December4, 1985 Morris Inn· Alumni Room eoSentC9r Cfu6 7:00 · 9:00 P.M. All interested candidates are welcome \Jpectafs: 1· Interviews: Monday, February 10, 1986 Wednesday Nj ght -

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"We came back and were alert lndia1111 82, Notre Dame 67 Notre Dame (67) and I was very pleased with the way M FG-A FT-A R F P Irish we played the game. When we got Royal 32 5-8 3-8 5 2 13 continuedfrompage 16 beat last year, I was disappointed in Barlow 38 4-15 6-6 7 2 14 ,the way we had played, and I'm sure Kempton 14 o-1 o-o 2 3 o til freshman Mark Stevenson hit a that's the way (Notre Dame) feels Rivers 36 8-15 2-4 1 3 18 Hicks 20 4-7 o-o 3 2 a short jumper in the lane with 6:07 tonight." Dolan 6 o-o 0-0 0 2 0 remaining to pull Notre Dame wit­ Voce 12 o-o o-o 1 3 o hin six at 67-61. "Indiana regrouped and played Price 17 2-3 o-o 2 3 4 Stevenson had 1 0 points on the Stevenson 19 5-9 0-0 2 3 10 well," added Phelps. "I thought they Beeuwsaert 3Q-OQ-0110 night, his best performance of the controlled the game tempo. We had Smith 1 o-o o-oooo young season. a chance to cut into the lead and go Connor 1 o-o o-oooo Only nine seconds after Steven­ after it, but we used poor shot selec­ Peters 1 o-o o-oooo son's basket, though, Winston Mor­ tion. Our level of concentration was 200 28-58 11-18 24 24 67 FG Pet. .483. FT Pet. ·· .611. Team gan countered for Indiana, 1-1, with poor." rebounds - 7. Turnovers - 2·1. Assists - 8 a short jumper from the left side to Besides Alford's excellent play (Barlow, Rivers 3). Technicals- None. give the Hoosiers some breathing and Notre Dame's inadequate shot lndia1111(82) M FG-A FT-," R F P room. selection, the desire to win seemed Morgan 39 7-9 1-2 4 3 15 Morgan had 1 5 points for the to weigh more heavily with the Harris ·r4 2-4 o-o 1 5 4 Hoosiers on 7-of-9 shooting, while Hoosiers. Thomas 21 2-5 4-5 4 5 8 freshman Ricky Calloway added 18 "They were really motivated," Alford 39 13-23 6-7 2 3 32 points of his own. said Rivers. "They were more into Calloway 37 6-9 6-6 9 4 18 Ayt 30 1-3 Q-1 4 1 2 "Maybe the most crucial play was the game." Smith 4 o-o 3-4003 the basket Morgan got when we had Meier 5o-oo-o210 the six-point lead," said Knight. "I Notre Dame now must attempt to Brooks 3 o-o o-oooo felt at that point we were a little motivate itself by Saturday, when Robinson a o-1 o-o o o o 200 31-54 20-25 26 22 82 tired and (Andre) Harris and (Daryl) Loyola (Ill. ) visits the ACC for a 4 FG Pet. .574. FT Pet. · .800. Team Thomas had already fouled out. I p.m. game. The Ramblers upst:t rebounds - 4. Turnovers - 19. Assists - 14 was hoping we could take some time North Carolina State last weekend (Morgan 5). Technicals- None. oiJ the clock and work to score on and will be looking to do the same to Halftime- Indiana 41, Notre Dame 31. Offi­ cials - Rich Mulkow, Rich Eichhorst, Tom every possession. another ranked team in Notre Dame:. O'Neill (all Missouri Valley). A- 17,161.

inside too often. If we score inside, point half-time many coming on open jumpers and buckets we gave the ball away." pleased with his team's work in the uncontested base-line drives. "I didn't have an opportunity to rebounding area. With the Irish left out of position get the shots I wanted and to do "We knew Notre Dame was a on their full-court press and half­ what I wanted," said Rivers. good rebounding team," he said. court defense, Indiana. often was "(Winston Morgan's) defense was "We had to come close to neutraliz­ able to find someone all :done inside. good. There were things I didn't do ing that and we did, I thought. These layups led to 57-percent The ObeC"''vH /Pete Lachn because I couldn't." "I was really pleased with the way shooting for the game, 63 percent in Notre Dame sophomore guard David Rivers goes for the bucket "We've worked really hard to get we played the game from the the second half with the Irish trying over an Indiana defender in last night's game. Rivers scored./8 together out on the court and get standpoint of doing what we were to chip away at ttle lead. points but it wasn't enough as the Irish fell victim to a relentless things done together," said Knight. supposed to do." Hoosier defense and a hot-shooting Steve Alford. "I think It showed tonight." As for the Irish defense, it showed With that togetherness, the flashes of strength, but often came Hoosiers were able to defense an up lacking against the patient Irish Inside game that was expected Hoosier offense. to dominate the smaller Indiana Too many times, especially as the squad. Irish tried to come back from a 10- Of all the Irish frontline players, only Donald Royal V3 points) and Barlow (14 points) were able to score. THEEARLY ~­ In the rebounding department, BIRD £·• where the Irish also were supposed to dominate, Notre Dame ended up with 31 to the Hoosier's 30. Indiana did a very good job keeping the Irish off the offensive board, often hol­ ding them to one shot. "We knew they were going to try and push the ball inside because of their size," said Hoosier freshman guard Ricky Calloway, who finished with 18 points. "So we concentrated on keeping the ball out of the post." "Our scoring game inside broke down," said Phelps. "They did a

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_S~orts Wednesday, December 4, 1985- page 16 Irish suffer first defeat of season as Alford sparks Indiana to 82-67 win ByJEFF BLUMB didn't get any better when David only minutes later. The junior, who Sports Editor Rivers took a fall early in the game played on the 1984 Olympic gold turning his right ankle - something medal basketball team under In­ BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - Steve Al­ he later said bothered him the diana coach Bob Knight, got 12 of ford considered the debt repaid. remainder ofthe game. his 16 first-half points in the final The Indiana point guard figured Notre Dame, 2-1, was having 5:25 of the initial period to give the he owed Notre Dame something trouble getting the shot it wanted Hoosiers a 41-31 halftime lead. after being held to just four points in against a tough Indiana defense (see "We didn't do our job on offense, the 74-63 victory of the Irish last related story), and so it began to. so they got ahead early," said Rivers. year at the ACC. push the ball into the lane hap- "It was hard to come from behind." Alford's 32 points, many of which hazardly. Rivers paced the Notre Dame at- came on strong moves to the basket, "We forced a lot of situations we tack with 18 points, but turned the keyed the. 19th-ranked Hoosiers to didn't need to force," said Notre ball over an uncharacteristic eight an 82-67 win over Notre Dame last Dame coach Digger Phelps. "Indiana times. night before 17,161 fans at Assembly played well and got into an early Indiana remained in firm control Hall. groove. of the game, stretching its lead to 49- "What happened last year was "Steve Alford is among the best 33 minutes into the second half on definitely in the back of our minds players in the country, especially Alford's 20-foot jumper from the left tonight," said Alford afterward. when he's on, and he was tonight." corner. "Especially for me." The Irish were able to pull close at That was enough to send Phelps Alfor'd got Indiana out to a quick 22-2l.Joseph Price got a layup after calling for Notre Dame's second 2-0 lead with a 1 5-foot jumper as the he stole Indiana's inbounds pass fol- timeout. Hoosiers took early control of the lowing Donald Royal's strong The Irish, ranked lOth coming game. That lead would grow to 18-9 rebound goal of a Ken Barlow miss. into the game, would chip away at by midway through the first half. Price's basket capped a furious the lead for the next I 0 minutes un­ eight-point run by Notre Dame. Meanwhile, Notre Dame was see IRISH, page 14 struggling offensively, and things But Alford would take control Minnesc)ta officials decide Holtz will not coach Gopher's bowl game The ~cr/Pete Lllcba Notre Dame junior guard Scott Hicks makes his move against Special to the Obsecver devote full time to his new head­ Holtz talked individually with two Indiana defenders in last night's 82-67 Irish loss to the coaching position at Notre Dame. Notre Dame football players and as­ Hoosiers. jeffBlumb gives details of tbe first Notre Dame loss of tbe The University of Minnesota an­ A three-member Minnesota sistant coaches yesterday in his first season at right, while Eric Scheuermann writes about Indiana nounced yesterday that Lou Holtz search committee is looking for a hectic week as head coach in one of bead coach Bobby Knight's team's aggressive defense below. will not coach the Gophers in their new coach for the Gophers, and Giel college football's most prestigious Dec. 21 Independence Bowl game said he is confident that a coach can and high-pressure programs. against Clemson. be named before the bowl game. "I want to establish a line of com­ Intense Hoosier defense keys "The decision was made by the The athletic director said the uni­ munication between me and the University of Minnesota," said Holtz, versity is grateful to Holtz for the job players," Holtz said. "I want to put win over lOth-ranked Irish from South Bend, where he was he has done in turning the Min­ their minds at ease as far as the preparing to take command of the nesota football program around future is concerned, especially By ERIC SCHEUERMANN Dame's David Rivers and its big men University of Notre Dame football during the past two years. going into final exams. That's Asstswnt Sports Edttor Inside. team. The Gophers are scheduled to priority number one. The Hoosiers held the Irish to 48- Holtz said he was told ofthe deci­ play Clemson in Shreveport, La., "Number two is recruiting. We're BLOOMINGTON, Ind.- In the end percent shooting for the game, and sion yesterday afternoon by Min­ Dec. 21 and Holtz had been going into that very hard," he said. It seemed the game was decided by forced them into 21 turnovers. nesota Athletic Director Paul Giel. prepared to coach the game, said Holtz will find, as did Faust, that defense. Rivers was harassed constantly by "As I said before, I will honor Eddie White, assistant sports in­ Notre Dame no longer has first shot The Notre Dame basketball team the Indiana guards, especially whatever decision they would formation director for Notre Dame. at the best Catholic high school never was able to get Into the flow of Winston Morgan, and committed a make. And if this is In the best inter­ "We don't want people to 11tink players in the country, according to last night's 82-67 loss against In­ startling eight turnovers. est of Minnesota, then I'm very we pirated away their coach," said another former coach, Dan Devine. diana, and much ofthe credit for that Although he finished with a team­ pleased with it. I wish them well in White. "We were all ready to let him "There's no longer the feeder sys­ has to go to the disciplined Hoosier high 18 points on 8-of-15 shooting, the bowl game," Holtz said. coach their game." tem where a product of a Catholic defense of Head Coach Bob Knight. Rivers and the rest of the Irish never "My main thought now Is how we Holtz was named to replace Notre High School automatically goes to "They worked real hard at what seemed to be able to get untracked can improve our chances to go Dame coach Gerry Faust, who Notre Dame," said Devine, who they did and they executed very against the scrappy Hoosiers. south for Christmas and New Years resigned Nov. 26, three days after a coached at South Bend from 1975- well," said Irish captain Ken Barlow. "We had too many turnovers in in the future." loss to Louisiana State made him the 1980. "Coach Knight prepared them well." key situations;:· said Irish Head In Minneapolis, Giel said he and losingest coach in Notre Dame his­ "You've got to go out and fight for It certainly seems that way. Coach Digger Phelps. "That's what Holtz decided it would be best for tory. Holtz, head coach at Minnesota those kids," said Devine who was in Despite the high score, the game see DEFENSE, page 14 Holtz to be relieved of his coaching the past two seasons, was hired the see HOLTZ, page 10 never seemed to open up for Notre duties immediately so he could next day. Holtz was lucky winner on "wheel of coaches"

Hello again, everybody! but I just signed a 10-year contract with another network. Yesttrday's edition of The Observer reported the se­ Chuck Plus, the last time I tried to get on your show, you bumped quence of events In last week's hiring of Lou Holtz. While me off for that Faust guy. I'm just going to have to pass this those events actually occurred, they were merely a facade Free by time. put on for the press.. Nevertheless, "Irish Items" has CORRIGAN: Wait a minute, George. You just said the learned the true story behind the Holtz hiring. Irish Items magic word. "Pass". Let's get Bill Walsh In here to spin the Believe it or not, It happened on a special edition of wheel. "Wheel of Fortune." ------WALSH: Sorry, Gene. We're in the middle of a divisional What follows Is the transcript of that show. suppose you don't have to give the wheel a spin. Why don't race here. A few weeks ago I might have thought about it, we fill your spot with Jim. is It Mora? but those Rams are folding up the tents so we're going to ANNOUNCER: Just look at this studio filled with JIM MORA: That's right, sir. stick around here awhile. valuable coaches. All of them just waiting to be hired on CORRIGAN:Jim, could you tell us a little about yourself? CORRIGAN: Gosh, I thought everybody wanted to spin "Wheel of Coaches". And here's your host, Gene Corrigan. MORA: Well, sir, I'm a head football coach for the Bal- the wheel, but so far we only have you, Lou. CORRIGAN: Thank you very much, Jack Clark. In the timore Stars of the USFL. HOLTZ: Well, I'm not a genius and I'm not a miracle wake of the resignation of our last champion, Gerry Faust, CORRIGAN: I'm sorry, Jim. I think you're looking for worker, but I would love to spin the wheel. we have a nufllber of new contestants on hand. Let's meet "Wha.t's My Line?". That's the neJtt studio down the hall. CORRIGAN: Hold on there, Lou. We still have to get them now, starting with Lou. Let's talk to Terry. some other contestants. Let's look at some past champions. LOU HOLTZ: Thanks, Gene. I'm Lou Holtz. I'm the foot­ TERRY DONAHUE: Well, thanks but no thanks, Gene. I'd Ara? ball coach at Minnesota. I've always dreamed of having the love, t:o stay, but it's kind of cold here and my tan is already ARA PARSEGHIAN: No way, Gene. I'm not into that opportunity to be on this show, and I even know the theme starting to fade. l'm sorry but I have to go back to UCLA. coaching stuff anymore. I'm like Dick. Coaching used to be song from my days in grade school. CORRIGAN: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Terry. Good nice, but if CBS is going to pay me money just to sit around CORRIGAN: Gee, Lou, that's great. Standing next to Lou, luck to you. Why don't we bring In Howard? with Brent Musberger on Saturday afternoons, I'm not let's see is that Dick? HOWARD SCHNEUENBERGER: Uh, yes, I'd like to buy a going to spin the wheel. DICK yERMEIL: Yes, sir. I'm Dick Vermeil of CBS Sports. playt:r: CORRIGAN: Hey, whatever you say, Ara. You're still a I really don't want to be here, but somebody said I bought a CORRIGAN: What's that? champion to us. How about you, Dan? · house In this area so 1 figured I would drop by and see what SCHNELLENBERGER: I mean I'd like to buy a vowel. DAN DEVINE: Well, Gene, it was so good to be back with it looks like. I used to coach football, but now I make CORRIGAN: Sorry, Howard. That's against the rules and ")o to the campus this fall to see the greatest student body In oodles of money just for putting up with Brent Musburger disqualifies you from our game. Hmmm. How about you, the world. But I remember what happened to me the last on Sunday afternoons. George? CORRIGAN: Well, Dick, if you don't want to play I GEORGE WELSH: Aw, shucks.. I really wanted to play, see WHEEL, page 10