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For more information, please contact [email protected]. 1 Kerns to join Big East Conference SeePage 13B * 912/681-5246 Tuesday April 3,1°90 Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Georgia Southern College • Statesboro, GA 30460 Brother Jim enrolls at GSC. pledges KA the KA's I don't know what I would By TONE LOC ful beings said he decided the at- not be so bad after all," said Brother "Now that I am here on only place to be," said Brother Jim. Staff Writer mosphere at GSC wasn't so bad Jim as his KA big brother Guido Southern's campus I am learning have done with my life. The life of an He then wiped drool from his mouth The Reverend Jim Gilles, better after all. guided him through the pledging how to live among the people and lie evangelist is a monotonous one and apparantly caused by the previous known as Brother Jim, has enrolled "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," process. When asked how he felt among them and it is the greatest by far a one that is much to clean. passage of some very well endowed at Georgia Southern this quarter Jim said. "KA's have a lot of fun, and about having Jim become one of the time of my life," continued the Rev- "If I were to start my life over I 'Hot Females' [pronounced and pledged Kappa Alpha frater- I finally realized after I left here KAbro's, Guido said, "We are down erend. "I have traveled the highway would wish to have been baptized in Famales] wearing tight clothes. nity. that I was missing out on all that home kinda people and a bro like too much like Michael Landon has the waters of beautiful Eagle Creek "Well, I've gotta go now. Night is Brother Jim, who for years has fun. Jim here is just the kinda pimple for far too many years and it is time and I would've lead my own flock coming and it's time to go get a cold condemned GSC students and "I have realized that the life of a we'd like to have on the face of our now for me to indulge in the lowly astray into the sinful and delectable one," Jim said as he headed off Greeks as whores, drunks and sin- god-forsaken blasphemer might fraternity." pleasures of life. If it were not for pleasures of being in the Boro'—the toward Dingus Magees. Lost civilization Union opening found near lake By INDIANA JONES After careful consideration, it Staff Rock Finder was decided that Zeus must have delayed indefinitely Yesterday, GSC archaeologist appeared to Leda as a goose, and Sue Moore found remnants of a long not a swan, and that Spike must be electrical wiring previously in- lost civilization beside the pond of a distant relative. According to this By HERN SNEED stalled poses a serious fire hazard. the Zach Henderson Library. theory, "Given her supernatural Staff Writer Estimates are still out on the Moore was walking from the progenitor, Spike's grand-matri- cost of the changes. The Board of Newton Building to the library arch possessed the physical forti- Regents announced that due to when she noticed that Spike the tude essential for trans-Atlantic College officials announced massive cost overruns in the initial Goose was carrying what appeared flight." Monday that the opening of the new construction, they would provide no to be a Classic Mycenae pot-sherd, There is speculation that prior to college union has been indefinitely more financial assistance. possibly from Atlantis. She then her flight, this 'super-goose' aided postponed. GSC President Henry said,"I approached Spike, who dropped the in building the Egyptian pyramids Last Friday, inspectors from the think it is awful that such a calam- pot-sherd and began attacking her. by flying two tons of stone into Board of Regents examined the ity has befallen this fine and grow- Suffering from a few beak-bites, place. It has been speculated that structure and stated that it would ing university. I feel confident that Moore was able to recover the frag- she then flew to Meso-America, be uninhabitable unless several we will be able to enlist the financial ment after a long struggle. where she helped the Mayans build million dollars was spent to reno- resources of our alumni in order to Moore then sent the sherd to Dr. pyramids as well. Prom there, her vate the building's structure. complete this project by fall 1992." K.L. All from the University of descendents could easily have trav- Upon inspection, it was deter- Frank Waits, a marketing stu- Georgia for further analysis. All eled to GSC, with the family heir- mined that the building had several dent at GSC, commented "I never gross structural faults. The founda- really expected it to open before I confirmed the antiquity of the loom pot-sherd in beak. pictured: the college union's alternate sources are found to piece. Next, Sue Moore intends to in- tion was slanted 3 degrees to the graduated(spring91). It was kinda' spiral staircase, which may fund the building's northwest, making the ground floor nice to entertain the thought, but I Moore then began using mytho- vestigate a claim that there is an never be completed unless logical cross-referencing tech- 11,000-year-old Mastodon in the completion. prone to flooding, and that faulty guess that's all shot to hell now." niques developed by Erich Von freezer at Landrum. She will have Daniken to formulate a theory of its to hurry, though, as they plan to origin serve it next week. Eastwood Theatre South to present "Caligula" By IWAN A SEAT to buy Boro Leisure Editor Last weekend Theatre South By Arnold began dress rehearsals for its Schwarzenagger Spring production, Caligula. Special Strongman For The George-Anne The production is an erotic affair based upon the sordid life of Caligula whom many feel was the A recent flurry of investments most immoral of all Roman Emper- and land purchases in Statesboro ors. has caused many residents to won- In a conference held yesterday der just what is going on. According evening members of Theatre South to high-level sources, a large num- and the GSC Communication Arts ber of investors backed by a silent Department addressed community partner have bought large chunks concerns that the play's production of Statesboro real estate. Recent would give the college and the purchases include land for Clint Eastwood community, in the words of one Foodmax, Days Inn, Gate Oil, and Statesboro resident, "a black eye." Statesboro Mayor Thurman K-Mart, all of which have been or Supporters of the play were able Lanier remarked,"I feel that this will be built by year's end. to soothe the fears of concerned irrational intrusion by Mr. The George-Anne's special as- persons and a compromise was Eastwood into rural Georgia could signment squad has uncovered the reached. When shown the potential adversely effect the existing infra- identity of the silent partner who profitability of the production, all structure that has bonded this Theatre South members on rehearsal of the controversial Imadea Fourtune). backs these investments. The silent parties concerned acquiesced to its community for so many years." stage during last week's dress drama, Caligula, (photo: partner is none other than Clint production. Certain strictures will The Statesboro City Coucil re- Eastwood. apply, no one under 18 years of age frained from commenting on the been waitingfor somethinglike this for this afternoon where it is ex- followed by the smashing theatric In an exclusive interview, will be admitted to see the play. actor's plans and activities. How- pected that Theatre South will success Oh Calcutta! Eastwood disclosed the purpose of The Play will be performed to happen for along time but I never ever, one member who asked that announce that it will be performing In all Theatre South expects to his investments. "I like Statesboro. nightly from April 13-26 admission thought that it would happen. I his name be witheld did say that he Caligula on April 27 and 28 in the earn approximately $75,000 from It seems like it would be a great will be $10 for students, $5 for GSC guess all that work that I've been hoped Eastwood would consider Savannah Civic Center. The six the play. Profits are expected to go place to film the next Dirty Harry. faculty and staff and $25 for all doing through the Film Classics him for a large speaking part in the hour extravaganza is scheduled to towards the construction of a facil- Besides, if Kim Basinger can buy others. finally had a positive effect on the actor's next movie. "It would make feature Theatre South's Caligula ity to replace the dilapidated Braselton, why can't I buy After the conference one GSC college and the community." my day." A press conference is scheduled followed by Cher in concert then McCroan Auditorium.

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