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* 912/681-5246 Tuesday April 3,1°90 Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Georgia Southern College • Statesboro, GA 30460 Brother Jim enrolls at GSC. pledges KA the KA's I don't know what I would By TONE LOC ful beings said he decided the at- not be so bad after all," said Brother "Now that I am here on only place to be," said Brother Jim. Staff Writer mosphere at GSC wasn't so bad Jim as his KA big brother Guido Southern's campus I am learning have done with my life. The life of an He then wiped drool from his mouth The Reverend Jim Gilles, better after all. guided him through the pledging how to live among the people and lie evangelist is a monotonous one and apparantly caused by the previous known as Brother Jim, has enrolled "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," process. When asked how he felt among them and it is the greatest by far a one that is much to clean. passage of some very well endowed at Georgia Southern this quarter Jim said. "KA's have a lot of fun, and about having Jim become one of the time of my life," continued the Rev- "If I were to start my life over I 'Hot Females' [pronounced and pledged Kappa Alpha frater- I finally realized after I left here KAbro's, Guido said, "We are down erend. "I have traveled the highway would wish to have been baptized in Famales] wearing tight clothes. nity. that I was missing out on all that home kinda people and a bro like too much like Michael Landon has the waters of beautiful Eagle Creek "Well, I've gotta go now. Night is Brother Jim, who for years has fun. Jim here is just the kinda pimple for far too many years and it is time and I would've lead my own flock coming and it's time to go get a cold condemned GSC students and "I have realized that the life of a we'd like to have on the face of our now for me to indulge in the lowly astray into the sinful and delectable one," Jim said as he headed off Greeks as whores, drunks and sin- god-forsaken blasphemer might fraternity." pleasures of life. If it were not for pleasures of being in the Boro'—the toward Dingus Magees. Lost civilization Union opening found near lake By INDIANA JONES After careful consideration, it Staff Rock Finder was decided that Zeus must have delayed indefinitely Yesterday, GSC archaeologist appeared to Leda as a goose, and Sue Moore found remnants of a long not a swan, and that Spike must be electrical wiring previously in- lost civilization beside the pond of a distant relative. According to this By HERN SNEED stalled poses a serious fire hazard. the Zach Henderson Library. theory, "Given her supernatural Staff Writer Estimates are still out on the Moore was walking from the progenitor, Spike's grand-matri- cost of the changes. The Board of Newton Building to the library arch possessed the physical forti- Regents announced that due to when she noticed that Spike the tude essential for trans-Atlantic College officials announced massive cost overruns in the initial Goose was carrying what appeared flight." Monday that the opening of the new construction, they would provide no to be a Classic Mycenae pot-sherd, There is speculation that prior to college union has been indefinitely more financial assistance. possibly from Atlantis. She then her flight, this 'super-goose' aided postponed. GSC President Henry said,"I approached Spike, who dropped the in building the Egyptian pyramids Last Friday, inspectors from the think it is awful that such a calam- pot-sherd and began attacking her. by flying two tons of stone into Board of Regents examined the ity has befallen this fine and grow- Suffering from a few beak-bites, place. It has been speculated that structure and stated that it would ing university. I feel confident that Moore was able to recover the frag- she then flew to Meso-America, be uninhabitable unless several we will be able to enlist the financial ment after a long struggle. where she helped the Mayans build million dollars was spent to reno- resources of our alumni in order to Moore then sent the sherd to Dr. pyramids as well. Prom there, her vate the building's structure. complete this project by fall 1992." K.L. All from the University of descendents could easily have trav- Upon inspection, it was deter- Frank Waits, a marketing stu- Georgia for further analysis. All eled to GSC, with the family heir- mined that the building had several dent at GSC, commented "I never gross structural faults. The founda- really expected it to open before I confirmed the antiquity of the loom pot-sherd in beak. pictured: the college union's alternate sources are found to piece. Next, Sue Moore intends to in- tion was slanted 3 degrees to the graduated(spring91). It was kinda' spiral staircase, which may fund the building's northwest, making the ground floor nice to entertain the thought, but I Moore then began using mytho- vestigate a claim that there is an never be completed unless logical cross-referencing tech- 11,000-year-old Mastodon in the completion. prone to flooding, and that faulty guess that's all shot to hell now." niques developed by Erich Von freezer at Landrum. She will have Daniken to formulate a theory of its to hurry, though, as they plan to origin serve it next week. Eastwood Theatre South to present "Caligula" By IWAN A SEAT to buy Boro Leisure Editor Last weekend Theatre South By Arnold began dress rehearsals for its Schwarzenagger Spring production, Caligula. Special Strongman For The George-Anne The production is an erotic affair based upon the sordid life of Caligula whom many feel was the A recent flurry of investments most immoral of all Roman Emper- and land purchases in Statesboro ors. has caused many residents to won- In a conference held yesterday der just what is going on. According evening members of Theatre South to high-level sources, a large num- and the GSC Communication Arts ber of investors backed by a silent Department addressed community partner have bought large chunks concerns that the play's production of Statesboro real estate. Recent would give the college and the purchases include land for Clint Eastwood community, in the words of one Foodmax, Days Inn, Gate Oil, and Statesboro resident, "a black eye." Statesboro Mayor Thurman K-Mart, all of which have been or Supporters of the play were able Lanier remarked,"I feel that this will be built by year's end. to soothe the fears of concerned irrational intrusion by Mr. The George-Anne's special as- persons and a compromise was Eastwood into rural Georgia could signment squad has uncovered the reached. When shown the potential adversely effect the existing infra- identity of the silent partner who profitability of the production, all structure that has bonded this Theatre South members on rehearsal of the controversial Imadea Fourtune). backs these investments. The silent parties concerned acquiesced to its community for so many years." stage during last week's dress drama, Caligula, (photo: partner is none other than Clint production. Certain strictures will The Statesboro City Coucil re- Eastwood. apply, no one under 18 years of age frained from commenting on the been waitingfor somethinglike this for this afternoon where it is ex- followed by the smashing theatric In an exclusive interview, will be admitted to see the play. actor's plans and activities. How- pected that Theatre South will success Oh Calcutta! Eastwood disclosed the purpose of The Play will be performed to happen for along time but I never ever, one member who asked that announce that it will be performing In all Theatre South expects to his investments. "I like Statesboro. nightly from April 13-26 admission thought that it would happen. I his name be witheld did say that he Caligula on April 27 and 28 in the earn approximately $75,000 from It seems like it would be a great will be $10 for students, $5 for GSC guess all that work that I've been hoped Eastwood would consider Savannah Civic Center. The six the play. Profits are expected to go place to film the next Dirty Harry. faculty and staff and $25 for all doing through the Film Classics him for a large speaking part in the hour extravaganza is scheduled to towards the construction of a facil- Besides, if Kim Basinger can buy others. finally had a positive effect on the actor's next movie. "It would make feature Theatre South's Caligula ity to replace the dilapidated Braselton, why can't I buy After the conference one GSC college and the community." my day." A press conference is scheduled followed by Cher in concert then McCroan Auditorium. Statesboro?" English professor commented, "I've Students desigin car to cure parking problem Demolition of GSC Wall planned By IWAN TURMONEY That guy who just hangs around the office By IMA CRUEL B. Administrative Bureau all day Two GSC Math/Physics stu- dents have successfully developed a GSC President Nick Henry an- vehicle which actually fits into the nounced at the Marvin Pittman campus's 'small car' spaces. The cat PTA meeting last night that the uses unleaded gas, and can reach 45 "Wall" would be torn down within miles per hour. A mechanical gover- the month. Said Henry in his nor, however, will be placed on the speech to the PTA, "It is time we vehicles so that they will not exceed turned from looking in upon our- the campus speed limit of 20 miles selves. Now is the time for us to per hour. make a statement in support of the The college plans to purchase great changes that our shaping our 500 of the vehicles at $795 each to world today. The demolition of this rent to students at a rate of $800 per The small car is displayed by it's wall is a symbolic gesture but The GSC Plant Operations begin examining the "Wall" sometime this month. quarter, (in an unusual act of gen- inventors. It will be offered this through this gesture all will know which will be demolished erosity, the college will waive the the spirit of freedom and democracy fall for $800 per puarter. of being a growing institution. Be- parking permit fee for the students that beats within every heart here eas of the Marvin Pittman School all persons involved, if we bulldoze sides, next Fall we're going to bring renting the cars. The expected life- at GSC. when the walls supporting them it into a slope after the wall is re- Dr. Git Goen, head of the college in a nice modular playground which span of the vehicles is five years, but After his speech Henry an- are torn down?" moved." Department of Transportation, won't cost too much to rent and can the number of speed-breakers swered questions from concerned Henry responded, "The play- "Of course," added Henry "the be taken away when We're finished around campus will cut the life- plans to have the rental system in parents. One parent asked,"what ground will have to go. It would kids will be without a playground in span in half, as it does all other cars. place by fall 1990. - will happen to the playground ar- probably be in the best interests of the Spring, but those are the pains with it." George-Anne Tuesday, April 3, 1990 The way of the world, according to Dan Quayle >* By J. DANFORTH QUAYLE me, too. I thank you. My daddy's society, the individuals who decide life that I simply don't understand. Just Happy to be Here wallet thanks you, too. He can't the world's future, the morally- When I get confused—which hap- Pssst, listen! Broccoli Head—I support me for the rest of his life, righteous men who fight to forbid pens often—I ask Marilyn and the mean, His Royal Majestic Mr. can he? Well, he can, but that's just you and your love slave from doing kids to help me. President George Bush gave me an between you and me and the four what we do every chance we get— Usually, I don't have to ask. assignment. Yeah, I was as shocked walls, right? Good. pile up the BS nice and high. Some- Whenever my wife Marilyn sees me as you most assuredly are. Back to the point. Wait, I haven't times, I can't even see over it. curled up naked in the fetal position Anyway, he told me to write a gotten to the point yet. Okay then, Or understand it. When that in my treehouse and sucking my news article about some visiting to the point. Don't you just love the happens, I just smile and nod and thumb, she always says, "Kids, it's dance group or something. Natu- way that politicians talk and talk everyone assumes I'm keeping up. time to set Daddy straight again. rally, I thought he was probably and talk and talk and pontificate What a wonderful way to earn a Hurry before he starts that high- referring to the Rockettes or that and elucidate and spout off and living. pitched whining that makes the aerobics team that dances at catch diarrhea of the mouth and To the point. What is it again? dogs howl." halftime of basketball games for the NEVER REALLY SAY ANY- Oh yes, the dance troupe. My wife. I think 111 keep her. Performing GSC Eagles. THING? A dance troupe called AMAN is She's smart as a whip, you know. It But NO!!! President Bush—or is While our audiences are sitting going to perform at GSC April 5. was her idea for me to get into poli- it really Saturday Night Live' s rather uncomfortably in their AMAN—why do they call them- tics. If she looked more like Paulina April 4, 9:00 P.M. Dana Carvey? "It wouldn't be pru- chairs, we— the popularly-elected selves A Man when there are six of Porizkova than Mr. Ed, though, I *°°%. at the dent at this juncture." Well, who- leaders of this country, the people them? You know, this may surprise wouldn't have been forced to spend ever he is, you voted for him. And with our fingers on the pulse of you, but there are some things in that wild weekend in Florida with llll^ those teenage rock groupies. I told Marilyn I played golf the W* whole weekend. She believed me, IlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllPffffi too, even though I had left my golf bag at home. Maybe she's not as smart as I thought. Back to the point. AMAN—I still don't like that name. I'm going to call them something else. SLXMEN, a dance troupe com- L. /HEISEL^ posed of people who look like that guy who always belly dances in the Savannah St. Patrick's Day parade, are going to perform this Thursday ..SCAttlCS. at 8 PM in Foy Recital Hall. Admission is free for those of you who want to see six men audition- 60 East Main • Statesboro • 489-8843 ing for a late-night used car com- mercial. I have to turn this article in to Mr. Bush now. I hope he approves. It's the first thing with my name on it that I've actually written since elementary school. Marilyn did all my other assignments for me. What Be Good "Hey, ladies, over here! Don't scarves on their heads and the most potent? It's true.' a horse. Oops, I meant what a you know that men who wear cloth shoes on their feet are woman. Really, I did. The world...after much presidential editing To Your is a repertory company, which By PATRICK SCOTT One dance that AMAN presents nique or schooling that prepares Guest Writer is a part of Georgia's history. They means that we keep many more the performer for AMAN." perform clogging from the Appala- pieces in the working repertoire This is another production in M@R\h AMAN, a folk dance troupe, will chian mountains that has become than we put into any given perform- CLECs Performing Artist Series. Mother Earth, that is. perform April 5 at 8 PM in Foy Au- known as the Appalachia style. ance." Free tickets for GSC students, ditorium. Every night, the show takes a Dancer training is a major im- staff, and faculty will be available AMAN was foundedin Los Ange- new twist because of the variety of portance to Glass, both before and at the information window at the Earth Day • April 22 • Watch for Details les in 1964 to perform a variety of dances that the company knows. after they join AMAN. Administration Building with pres- regional folk dances. The core of "The differences exists from "At an audition, we look for po- entation of ID from 8 AM to 5 PM Let The Earth Have Its Day! their dances is from Canada and show to show whether it takes place tential rather than total familiarity daily until April 5, the day of the France, but they draw dances from at home or on tour," said Barry with one or more traditional styles," performance. all around the world. Glass, the artistic director. "AMAN Glass said. "There is no single tech-
1990=91 Elections for College Media Position The Media Committee of Georgia Southern news editor assists the managing editor in the prepara- The Music Director — The music director should DEADLINE: Thedeadline for all applications College announces elections to choose student tion of the front page. (Pay: $500 per quarter) have completed at least one year of college work and for any of these positions is Wednesday, April should have served at least two quarters on the staff of members of the 1990-91 broadcast and editorial Business Manager — The business manager should the station. The music director should be familiar with 18,1990, at 5 p.m. Applications should be sent have completed one year at Georgia Southern and boards of the college's official student media national trade publications and the procedures used to to Bill Neville, chairperson, Media Committee, should have served at least one quarter on the staff. The (The GEORGE-ANNE, REFLECTOR, MISCEL- report playlists to these publications and to record com- business manager should be familiar with college ac- in care of LB 8063, or delivered in person to panies. The music director should be conversant with the LANY and WVGS/FM). counting and payroll procedures and should demon- Room 105-A, Williams Center. Students interested in applying for an elected strate strong organizational skills. The business manager forms of music played at the station and should display COMPENSATION: Payment rates for board a combination of tact, asserti veness, and musical knowl- position will be expected to present a letter of will be responsible for the recruitment of business as- members are pending final approval by the sistants and circulation representatives. (Pay: $500 per edge as necessary to maintain the progressive music application to the chairperson of the Media format at WVGS. (Pay: $300 per quarter) Student Activities Budget Committee. Committee. Student applicants must also sign quarter) Production director — The production director INTERVIEW DATE: The Committee has a waiver (included with this advertisement) Advertising Manager— The advertising manager established two interview sessions this year for should have completed one year at Georgia Southern should have completed at least one year of college work which gives permission to the chairperson of and should have served at least two quarters on the staff. candidates. the Media Committee to validate the candi- and should have served at least two quarters on the staff. The advertising manager should demonstrate ability to The production director should have a basic knowledge All candidates for board positions on George- date's academic standing. A student may indi- handle advertising sales and advertising layouts. The of radio production and be familiar with sources of pro- Anne and WVGS/FM must appear personally gramming. (Pay: $300 per quarter). cate the position(s) sought either in their letter advertising manager will recruit sales representatives for an interview with the committee on Wed- of application or on the waiver form. However, and coordinate their activities (Pay: $500 per quarter). nesday, April 25, and for Miscellany and Re- a separate letter should be submitted for each flector on Wednesday, May 2. Each interview medium, if a student wishes to apply for more session will begin at 3 p.m. in the President's MISCELLANY than one medium. Dining Room of F.I. Williams Center (Upper TERM: The term of office for the editorial and Editor—The editor should have completed two yeara Floor). broadcast boards shall be the next four quarters of college work, at least one year at Georgia Southern. following the spring elections and shall expire The editor should demonstrate both the interest and the at the end of four quarters or at the end of the talent to create a quality literary and art publication for the college. Trie editor, in cooperation with the faculty next spring quarter whichever comes first. advisor, will select a student editorial board to assist in QUALIFICATIONS: Specific qualifications publication duties. Trie editor will be responsible for the r APPLICATION AND WAIVER FORM ~l for persons holding board positions are listed total editorial content of the magazine. (Pay: $350 per quarter) ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: Questions regarding these positions should be directed to below. Prior experience may be considered in the advisors of the media: BUI Neville (The GEORGE-ANNE) at 681-0069 or LB 8063; Olivia lieu of stated qualifications. The media are REFLECTOR Edenfield (MISCELLANY) at 681-5350 orLB 8023; TomCarter (REFLECTOR MAGAZINE) at 681- listed in alphabetical order but the board posi- Editor—The editor should have completed two years 5821 or LB 8091; or Russ Dewey (WVGS/FM) at 681 -5580 or LB 8041. Additional information and tions within each medium as listed in ranking interpretation of the qualifications may be obtained from the chairperson, Bill Neville (681-0069). order. of college work, at least one year at Georgia Southern. The editor should have served at least one year on the Position(s) applied for (Please check ALL that are applicable): staff and should be familiar with yearbook copy writing, THE GEORGE-ANNE layout of pages and cropping of pictures. (Pay: $575 per THE GEORGE-ANNE MISCELLANY REFLECTOR WVGS/FM quarter) ( ) Editor ( ) Editor ( ) Editor ( ) Station Manager Editor—The editor should have completed two years ( ) Managing Editor ( ) Managing Editor ( ) Music Director of college work, at least oneyearat Georgia Southern. An Managing Editor—The managing editor should have completed one year at Georgia Southern and should ( ) News Editor ( ) Art Director ( ) Production Director editor should have served on the staff one year and ( ) Business Manager have served at least two quarters on the staff. The man- should display capabilities required for the position. The ( ) Advertising Manager editor is responsible for the preparation of a commentary aging editor should be familiar with yearbook produc- tion and college business procedures. (Pay: $500 per section for each edition. The editor serves as the chief ex- Any student seeking a position on an editorial or broadcast board must have a cumulative ecutive office of the newspaper and is ultimately respon- quarter) grade point average of at least 2.0 and must not be on scholastic or disciplinary probation. If at sible for the total editorial content of each edition. (Pay: Art Director — The art director should have com- $575 per quarter) pleted at least one year at Georgia Southern and should any time a board member drops below these standards, that member must relinquish the Managing Editor—The managing editor should have have served on the staff at least two quarters. The art position. completed at least one year at Georgia Southern and director should be knowledgeable of all aspects of year- should have served at least two quarters on the staff. The book production, including layout and design, com- In relation to the above criteria for board positions I, managing editor should be familiar with basic journalis- puter graphics, and all photographic processes used by do hereby authorize the Media Committee to contact the GSC student records representatives to validate the yearbook. The art director will be responsible for tic practices such as layout, copy editing, and news and my academic standing for compliance. This validation may be at a time of application and at any time during feature writing. The managing editor will be responsible management of yearbook photographers. (Pay: $500 per for coordinating the editorial content in all sections of the quarter) the period I would hold a board position. newspaper, such as news, sports and features. The man- WVGS/FM aging editor (with the assistance of the news editor) will Signed_ LB No. be responsible for the preparation of the front page. (Pay: Station Manager — The station manger should have $500 per quarter) completed two years of college work, at least one year at Social Security No._ Date News Editor — The news editor should know basic Georgia Southern, and should have served at least three news writing and should be familiar with news sources quarters on the staff of the station. The manager should This application/waiver form (or a facsimilie), together with a letter of application for each medium in display leadership qualities and should have a basic on campus. The news editor should demonstrate news which a positionfe) is sought, should be submitted by April 18 by 5 p.m.to: Media Committee, Bill Neville, knowledge of Federal Communications Commission judgment and should have served at least one quarter on chairman, L.B. 8063, GSC, Statesboro, GA 30460. rules and regulations, broadcast equipment, and budg- the staff of the paper. The news editor will be responsible Candidates for George-Anne and WVGS/FM must be available on April 25 and for Miscellany and for all news gathering operations of the newspaper. The etary matters. 0?ay: $350 per quarter) I Reflector on May 2. All interviews are scheduled at 3 p.m., Williams Center. Tuesday, April 3, 1990 George-Anne " Hand, to Mouth: Movie reviews with a twist film now, or do you want to throw By BIGFOOT and NESSIE (Nessie waddles away to buy an another truckload of butter on that Staff Writers e-e-e-xtra large tub of popcorn) popcorn? Section Editor's Note: Partial Who cares about some over- Nessie (rolling her eyes): On a credit for the 'following column grown lizard? Dinosaurs have been scale of one to four, I give I Love you must be given to Dr. Tot Ally Sense- extinct for centuries, despite the to Death two-and-a-half plates. less for translating the various recent attempts by Madison Ave- Unlike Kline's previous hit A Fish grunts, squeals, and scratching nue to bring them back. Out-of-fo- Called Wanda, the plot of this film movements of our staff writer s from cus pictures of hairy 8-foot mon- Sin, Shop is a bit familiar and predictable, Animalese into English. Also, sters who look like a taller-than- and Kline's Italian grated on my thanks to Hartz for the flea collars average guy in a cheap gorilla cos- nerves like parmagian cheese after and IBM for the sonar equipment. tume, now that's where it's at. about 15 minutes, but the film Duck Head Sorry, but we lost the $1 million Our film today is a new one from newfilm,"ILove tastes excellent smothered in to- underwater camera and the $5 Tri-Star Pictures. I Love you to you to Death," reviewed this mato sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, miniature submarine somewhere Death stars Kevin Kline as Joey Ralph Lauren week by Bigfoot and Nessie ( ground beef, and anchovies with off the coast of Scotland during a Boca, a man after my own heart. photo: Abominable just a twist of lemon and lime. big—no, tremendous—storm. No, Just look in this press kit, friends. Snowman) Big: I gotta disagree with you up Boca is "filled with so much life he make that a hurricane. Yeah, that's the philandering pizza pusher, I to a point. I give the movie four hardly knows what to do with him-
Staff Reports identification and are available in Announcing an offer In a continual effort to enrich the the information office located in the college experience, the Campus Life Administration Building from 8 Enrichment Committee is pleased AM to 5 PM weekdays. For more to announce the upcoming events information, contact Leslie Tichich designed to save money for the week of April 2-6. at 681-5434. •On Wednesday, April 4, Geor- •Sponsored by CLEC and the gia Southern's math department, in history department, Professor cooperation with CLEC, is sponsor- Samuel Hill, an authority on South- for people who are, ing a lecture by Walter Utz. The ern religion, will speak on campus lecture will focus on the "computer Monday, April 9 at 7:30 PM in room trends from the '90s into the 21st 213 of the Conference Center. Hill, century." a member of the "University of well, a bit long-winded Utz has been a long-time com- Florida's religion department, will puter specialist, working with com- discuss "How Southern Religion panies such as IBM, RCA, Hewlett- Looks in Seattle or Boston: Distinc- Packard, and is currently employed tives, Anomalies, and Particular when it comes to, by the Tandem Corporation. The Strengths." event will begin at 10 AM in room Hill teaches courses at the Uni- 115 in the Henderson Library. For versity of Florida that emphasize more information, contact Mark religion in the Southern culture, Aulick at 681-0088. religion in the American culture you knovy talking on •CLECs featured performance and the history of Christianity. He of the week is the critically ac- is the author of dozens of scholarly claimed music and dance troupe articles published in 10 highly-re- AMAN. The Los Angeles-based ceived books on religion, including the phone, and who, ensemble will perform suites from the Encyclopedia of Religion in the around the world, including dances South. from Yugoslavia, India, and Roma- •CLEC has planned over 30 nia, as well as the United States' events for spring quarter, ranging quite understandably own Southwest Louisiana and from the performing arts to depart- Appalachia. mental lectures. In an effort to keep AMAN is one of the continuing the GSC, as well as the Statesboro, events in CLECs performing arts community informed, CLEC will be don't want to have series and will begin precisely at 8 contributing regular columns to the PM on Thursday, April 8 in George-Anne this quarter. McCroan Auditorium. For more information concern- Tickets are free to all students, ing CLEC activities, feel free to call to wait till after 11 pm faculty, and staff with valid GSC Leslie Tichich. ■ Announcements togetadealon Enrichment Committee (CLEC). From George-Anne staff reports Admission is free. For more infor- mation, call Leslie Tichich at 681- 5434 or 681-5363. long distance prices. —The teen pop sensations New Kids on the Block will perform in —Former heavyweight champ. Hanner Fieldhouse Saturday Mike Tyson and singer Michelle night. Tickets will be on sale at the will deliver the speech "Why our Hanner ticket office until the day of Speaking Voices Sound Like we the concert. The opening act for the Swallowed Helium Balloons." The 2 wildly successful Boston-based PM speech at the Conference Cen- group will be Aerosmith, another ter Friday will be sponsored by Beantown band. Betty Boop and the communication —The critically acclaimed At- arts department. For more infor- lanta-based rock band The Ellen mation, call Gilbert Gottfried at 55- James Society will perform at the WHINE. Rockin' Eagle Friday, April 6 at 9 —In a speech sponsored by PM. CLEC and the history department, —Basketball superstar Michael Dr. Samuel Hill will discuss "How Jordan will visit the GSC Museum Southern religion looks in Seattle today as part of the museum's ex- or Boston" on April 9 at 7:30 p.m. in hibit on sports accessories. The the Southern Center for Continu- exhibit, "Millions and Millions of ing Education, room 213. For more Years of Basketball Shoes: From Og information, call George Shriver at the Crawler to Michael 'Air' Jor- 681-5850. dan," will be on display until April —Singer Tom Jones will gyrate 10. into Sweetheart Circle Thrust-day —As part of the Health Center's afternoon. Those who want to enter sex awareness series, sex therapist the "Free Tom from his Pants" con- and radio talk show hostess Dr. test should apply immediately. Ruth Westheimer will appear in the Sharp instruments are not allowed. Biology Lecture Hall at 1 PM tomor- Proceeds will go to the fund for Men row to discuss "Students who Feel Who Scream in a High-Pitched If you spend a lot of time on the phone, the AT&T Reach Out America Plan could save you a lot on your long the Need to Wear Sex Wax t-shirts." Voice Because their Pants are Too distance bill. And you don't have to stay up late to do it. Starting at 5 pm, the AT&T Reach Out America Plan takes Couples are invited to help demon- Tight (OUCH). For more informa- an additional 25% off our already reduced evening prices. strate proper use of the product. For tion, call Prince at 5-SCREAM. more information, call Dr. Ruth at —Designs for the Earth Week t- To find out more, call us at 1800 REACH OUT, ext. 4093. 555-5SEX. shirt contest should be turned in at And don't worry we'll keep it brief. —As part of the Performing Arts Meisel Graphics by April 12, the Series, the international dance day the world as we know it will AT&T troupe AMAN will perform April 5 come to an end. If, however, we are Discount applies to outof-state calls direct-dialed 5-10 pm, Sunday-Friday. at 8 p.m. in McCroan Auditorium. all still around after the mushroom This service may not be available in all residence halls. The right choice. The group's appearance will be clouds have dissipated, Earth Week sponsored by the Campus Life will be held from April 16-22. George-Anne Tuesday, April 3, 1990 George-Anne Some simple demands for students Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Clint Rushing Sandy Hanberry Being an editor who is truly brown spots; I want some good car- saken drop/add line. Who would sacrifice his place in line to go eat? Editor News Editor concerned for the student body here pet, like Dr. Henry's office has. And at GSC, I wish only to promote a we also need two more computers Give us a break! harmonious atmosphere for the Editor's D« up here. Imagine all that we pro- Allen Allnoch students this quarter. Therefore, I Clint Rushing duce during a deadline period being Next, since most students would Stacy Graham put together on two little Macintosh Managing Editor Advertising Manager have made a list of demands for the rather be at a beach than in school, administration which I feel are jus- SEs! Give us more money! A stereo I call for a one quarter moratorium I propose that the administration tified and reasonable. These de- system with huge speakers would on all parking tickets. It's obvious turn Sweetheart circle into a man- mands will no doubt make student aid us in our late night deadline that the parking problem is not made beach complete with white life much better around campus. vigils here in the office. And we going to get an better this spring, so sand, a cement bottom ocean with Staff Let it be known that the following could even drown out the noise why not let the students off easy wave simulator and volleyball nets. YOLANDA WALLACE FEATURES EDITOR demands are made with the stu- coming from WVGS through the 1/4. This way students can have their MIKE STRONG SPORTS EDITOR this quarter after collecting over inch plywood walls. Imagine that. A dents' best interests in mind. own little beach blast here at GSC. LAURA MCABEE ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR $61,000 from us last quarter? This new coat of paint is in order as well We could even use it for volleyball SONYA MESOMMONTA, COPY EDITORS First of all, I want that large, way the administration will have for our dirt stained walls; and we'd MISSY LUKEHART class. Sure this idea would damage vacant room on the fourth floor of plenty of time to put an effective also like a 10 per cent salary in- EDDIE COLEMAN, STAFF WRITERS the scenery of GSC, but who really the Henderson Library to be reno- parking plan into effect for the crease. These demands are not too LIA NEEL, MICHELLE ROSS cares as long as the students are DANIEL HOLLINGSWORTH, PHOTOGRAPHERS vated and made into a snack bar/ upcoming summer quarter. much for the administration to help happy? What about funding this PAT MALONE, MARK PRIESTER dance club for students. With stu- Alright, next I want to forbid any with; I think I'm perfectly justified demand? I say take it from the DAVID SCOTT STAFF ARTIST dents studying long, hard hours at teacher to give a final on a Saturday in these requests. "parking ticket fund!" night at the library, they all need a afternoon after the quarter has If drop/add is always going to be BUSINESS STAFF place to go when it's over. Instead of ended. Many of us students were the way it is at GSC, I also demand having them traipse across campus JERI STANDROD, KIM MOONEY, ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES stuckright herein Statesboroon St. that students be given chairs to sit Lastly, I demand that CAB hold ALLISON MOONEY, JAY KNIGHT to The Collegiate or Dingus Patrick's Day until 4 p.m. taking in as they wait in line for hours. a student appreciation MONTH. As DON MAILLHO PUBLICATION COORDINATOR Macgees, they can just cruise right finals! Why? Surely we could have Every time the line advances we soon as the student union is com- RENE RENTERIA CIRCULATION SUPERVISOR upstairs to the "Fourth Floor Fla- squeezed those tests into the previ- could make a game out of it, like pleted I demand CAB to sponsor a GLENN BURGESS.LAURA MORGAN, CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT mingo.'' A dance floor with progres- ous three days, huh? I request that musical chairs. Seriously though, concert free to all students at GSC. CINDY KEEVER. MIKE BOWDEN. sive music playing is ideal for stu- all finals be given on Tuesday, TINA GLASS who in the hell wants to stand in I say bring The Stones, Rush, The dents wishing to "let loose after a Wednesday, and Thursday, never line for hours to adjust his sched- Smithereens, and Young MC to PRODUCTION & GRAPHICS EDITORIAL SERVICES (PAGES) good half hour of studying! And again on Friday or Saturday. ule? If the administration can't have a JULY JAM at the student LISA TIPTON PRODUCTION MANAGER since so many students are in the Now what would a list of de- improve the way drop/add is done, union. What better way to break TRACY SMITH AD PRODUCTION MANAGER library anyway, business would mands be if it didn't benefit the at least they can give us chairs to sit that $10 million building in? And JERI STANDROD, TRACI COBB PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS boom! author at least a little? That's right. VAN ELLISON, KEISHA DAVIS, in as we wait. Refreshments isn't a how shall we fund this multi-mil- SONYA MESOMMONTA Next I feel that we students need I want some new carpet here in the bad idea either; a lot of us miss lion dollar concert? I say we take it MARGIE MILLER PRINTING METHOD a break from these parking tickets. office. Not lime ?reen carpet with meals standing in that God for- from the "parking ticket fund!"
Bill Neville, Student Publications Advisor
Th© GEORGE-ANNE b the official student newspaper of Georgia Southern College, owned and oneraled by GSC students and utlfelng the focltles provided by GSC. the newspaper Is the oldest continuously published weekly GSC Greeks demand end to leading role of party newspaper In BuOoeh County and Statesboro. Ga. The Ideas expressed herein are those of the odilor or the Individ- ual authors and do not necessarily represent the views of the Student Media Committee, the administration, the faculty and staff of Georgia Southern Cologo. or the University System of Georgia. The GEORGE-ANNE Is published Statesboro witnessed its largest from local night spots vowed to put twice weekly during the academic year and twice during summer quarter. Asked what sorts of activities OFFICE: Room 110. F. I. Williams Center. . MAIL: The GEORGE-ANNE, Landrum Center Box 8001, protest march since the heady days on a "Drunk-Fest" to publicize the were likely to fill the anticipated Georgia Southern College. Statesboro. Ga. 30460. . PHONE: 912/681-5246 or 912/618-5418 of the 1960's this weekend, as thou- party vacuum, Greek Federation sands of Greeks took over Sweet- possibilities of a sotted life and heart Circle and the Administra- show students not everyone has to President Bill Keeg said, "I don't tion Building, demanding an end to be dragged kicking and screaming know,....it sucks. We'll have to see what gets drawn in. Probably moi;e Th« the "ieading role of the party," long a mainstay of Greek life on campus. into the future. "I wouldrather back w George-Anne Protest signs unimaginable as re- tic about the possibility of expand- into the future, numbed out," com- studying." Officials at Henderson cently as last year could be seen ing opportunities for weekend en- mented Drunk-Fest organizer Library have announced contin- throughout the crowd, with slogans tertainment, however. "There'll be Moody Wobbleway. "Sit on some gency plans for adding extra stacks Letter policy... such as "Take off your Beer nothing to do," grumbled one on- ice," countered a neat, clean and lace weekend hours to accom- Goggles" and "Keep your edge." looker with a faded Spuds McKen- marcher holding one end of a 10 foot modate unsodden former party All letters to the editor are subject to standard Not all the crowd was enthusias- zie t-shirt. A group of volunteers "Say no to Alcohol" banner. members looking for a safe haven. editing policies for taste, libel, etc. The editor re- serves the right to reject any letter. There is no word limit on letters and are published on a first come, first served basis. Letters should address certain issues and not attack individuals. All letters MUST BE SIGNED. The letter writer may request to remain Letters to the Editor anonymous. However, it will be the editor's deci- Well eventually I was laughing sion whether or not to print the name. and having a great time. Girls were dancing with me; brothers were Brother Jim Satan backs shaking my hand and congratulat- ing me on my current state of coher- The Editor preaches GSC Greeks- ence; I was partying ass!! ! 6" 7V Cant Count \Q A "F £ te f> ■ ■ p ■ f A G A T £- % t A iz w new sermon Bro.Jim deal Later that night a frat brother Copy So - 1 introduced me to his little sister, 1 1 i O R T i M C-i m h K. " and I don't mean his kin folk! She This Is Your Chance To 19 /\ Dear Editor, Dear Editor, was wearing next to nothing and \%\ t 1 b A PK? A 1 Si 1/ As a studly Greek leader here I just heard the news, about as coherent as I so, in light of Write Your Own Letter % I f < 6 L F Wk 1 V B at GSC, I am writing this letter in Brother Jim has changed his ways! that situation I did what comes t 2S m 2 hopes that I will be able to persuade natural at a frat party; I picked up! and Fill The Space V, f- I had to write and tell you how z B S iZ some of those lost souls (independ- A M £ ^H / M excited I am to know that those I grabbed her and threw her in my Clint Couldn't. z 7"5 ents) out there to get found. wonderful Greeks have done a car and we went weaving down the % ! A if\A £ K, s I WF £ i 1 marvelous job of coercing and per- road of fornication, only this time I rVJ ■'T"" 1 k f I 0 £ A great thing happened just last suading! was dx-iving the black chariot of sin ~~~y 3f 1 1— week, my fraternity brothers and I For thousands of years I have % J> T £ A AJ c 5 Sp 3 ■ won over a lost soul to Zeus. Big been waiting to see the Greeks take and lovin' every minute of it!! Boy V A M ■ ; A ( T % w> H deal, huh? Well it is a big deal be- over the secular world, and winning let me tell you one thing, that girl a once steadfast idiot like Brother T"B f cause that lost soul was none other put some moves on me I thought % 'R ft C iO 1 f I x than the once infamous Brother Jim over is just another step toward only happened in XXX rated mov- / M^T F 1 Jim. our world conquest. t "fc £ \I N '/ \J £ ies! Needless to say my adventure mwk You may not realize this, Clint, into the veritable hot bed of immor- *& % / n- 5 but the Greeks and I have formed a E L N t) £ A } (0 E 0 He came to us a broken man. He ality known as Greek life was fruit- coalition; and GSC is our current h P- A D E U A t ft V 3 had no girlfriend. He had no duck- ful and exciting, so much that I have ■ t target market. Let the persuading decided to pledge a fraternity here i \ head shorts. He had no jersey to w -' i of Brother Jim be a sign to all, that Q ET P 'R 5 identify himself with a group of at GSC! That's right, I was invited t> : e ) l .Jw: fv we shall overcome the independ- 1 a rd .1 il ins :olle giatc CW8 4-21 1 socialites. He wanted to drink. He to come back and be a pledge; the ents someday!! wanted to party. He wanted to par- brothers like my style of drinking ACROSS 43 College in Houston 13 opera 44 Stratagem 15 Tennis great ticipate in our blissful Greek or- and womanizing so much they told 1 Thin, flat cracker 45 Assam silkworm 18 Mr. Hart ganization. WE GAVE HIM ALL Satan me I'd be a shoo-in for brotherhood. 6 Dance routine 46 Musical interval 21 Closest OF THAT! 10 Defense mechanism 49 Fifth 23 Patella 11 Plant shoots 50 Lightweight fabric 25 Eye part 13 Post office job 52 Mentally exhausted 26 Golf club I have finally found what it is I 14 Erratum 54 Muffle 28 Name in Cohan song Imagine a once lost man, at- Bro, Jim have been searching for. I have 16 Paddle 55 Nixon cabinet mem- 29 Like old ginger 17 Clothing ber, and family ale tempting to preach his way through found a group of guys whom I can 19 Bathroom 56 Picked a card 31 With 36-Down, life and into heaven, suddenly conform to and pay dues for doing it. 20 Mr. Arkin 57 Town in Belgium Polynesian kingdom sees the No longer will I search for my iden- 22 Beauty mark 32 With 47-Down, changing his ideals. It is as if he had tity; the brothers said they'd get me 23 Airborne object DOWN police setup a 180 degree turn around and saw 24 Window part 33 Like most roads the light! My frat brothers and I are light, finally one. No longer will I preach the 25 " we forget" 1 Guarantee 34 Preserved, as gospel that Greeks are fornicators 26 tube 2 Mr. Buchwald fodder so very happy to have brought Dear Editor, 27 Flower parts 3 Square's partner 35 lift Brother Jim to grips with reality. and sorority girls are Lusty, Lusty, 29 Most independent 4 Sicilian volcano 36 See 31-Down I have seen the light!! I am 30 Carry on 5 Military unit 37 Pushes Now he's accepted! Now he's able to writing to tell you and the rest of the 31 Sheet of ice 6 Backbone 39 Cheer up pick up at parties! Now he's able to GSC student body (those independ- 32 Is in the driver's 7 The GMAT, for one 41 Caught sight of wear our letters on his chest and Lusty. Mr. Editor, let me tell you seat 8 Corrode ents of course) that I was wrong 43 Freshen this for DOUBLE EMPHASIS; you 35 Mule of the movies 9 Type of candy 46 Aspect call himself area! man! about Greeks. That's'right, I was 38 Colorful flower 10 Australian sights 47 See 32-Down may take this to heart since you're preaching the gospel to them from a 39 Cafe au 11 Food fish 48 Broadway show so opposed to Greek life, if you can't 40 Tennis great 12 Performs like 51 Swiss river closed minded point of view. All it beat 'em, join 'em! I did! And now I 42 Formerly Scott Hamilton 53 Fury took for me to see the light was one I felt it necessary to write you can party and pick up all I want. No party. Let me explain. and let GSC know that the student more waiting for an invitation to a I was invited to a frat party last body doesn't have to be losers. frat party, I give 'em out now! Ill quarter. Not being afraid, I ac- ■ w AFERIISTEFI There is hope my fellow students! If have so many friends; I just can't ■KARAT F. MS P E A P. S■ cepted this invitation to see what Sorry, folks, the editor was everyone would just give the Greek wait! SORTING PMISTAKE organizations the chance, we could it's all about at GSC. When I arrived so damn busy filling in the OAR MR A I M E N T_M LAV that night I was amazed to see what ALA NB MM 0 I EilK I T E all change your lives drastically. crossword puzzle - in ink, PANE ML E S Til N N E R Just ask Brother Jim. Even you looked like 400-500 college stu- I just felt like I needed to tell no less - that he forgot to ■ S T A M E N sMT R E E S T dents in and around the frat house everyone that I am back, but now I ■RAN TUF L O EH where the party was being held. am a Greek at GSC and lovin' it! If finish up his page. STEER SMT R A LN C I S ■ Clint, have a chance at studliness! Each person had a cup with a drink any of you out there feel lost and Actually, we think he PANS YlLA I TlA SHE Yes that's right, you could be some- lonely, church is fine, but a frat E R S jUR ICF.I BP L 0 Y in it, which I did not condone cheated by using the E R I IBS E V E N T ilBA V E body, too! I appeal to the student UNTIL I took a few sips myself. I house will suffice as well. Think answer key. Oh well... ^ELAIS EBD RAINED body at GSC, come to where the figured after a long day in the pulpit about it! IDE A D E NML A I R D SB future lies; come join us Greeks! I was deserving of a few drinks to ■D R E W■ BY PRESI wind down; the brothers were more Sincerely changed for the Scott Surrency than happy to fill my grail time and better, i- President I Eta Zeta/Psi Psi Psi Chapter again. Brother Jim Tuesday, April 3, 1990 5 George- Anne Campus Briefs GSC Student Trashes Police car It was shortly after midday the tree and a note left at the scene ing them from the outside. I hope By SAM KINISON when officer Jones returned to his by the purpatrator. you get run over by a gas truck and car parked near the Newton Build- The note read as follows: taste your own Blood! Yesterday a GSC student, ing and found that it had been Kg, Metallica Rules By AL K. HOLIC time would decrease the number of known only as Drew, carried out demolished by a rather large pine I hope that you are appreciative Drew. Staff Bartender student votes, thus inhibiting the what police are calling "a personal tree. of the modifications your car has As of yet police have no suspects chance of the proposal's passage. vendetta" against a unmarked po- The only evidence found at the undergone. As you may have in the case. However a sizeable 'Blue building Honored To the shock of Bulloch County lice car. scene'were the chainsaw marks on guessed already, I'm not too fond of award is being offered to anyone The American Historical Society residents, the pro-liquor forces out- cops, especially those who are too having information leading to the has designated the Blue Building, numbered their opposition and cowardly to display their nature too arrest and conviction of this crazed GSC's oldest temporary building, passed the legislation, thus allow- the public by driving unmarked madman. Those having informa- as a National Historic Landmark. ing the sale of alcoholic beverages cars. Here's for the tickets your tion and wishing to remain anony- Ms. Itzan Oldwun, society chairper- other than beer, wine, and cham- friends gave me last quarter. Stay mous may contact the Georgia son, stated that the long-standing pagne. off our campus! We have enough State Patrol at their toll free hotline history of the appropriately named Area convenience stores expect police on campus without import- 1-800-462-NARC. building, as well as its age, allowed their first liquor orders to be deliv- it to be put on the national register. ered early next week. Many students protested at the ceremony claiming that one of the AT THE MOVIES WITH society's rules would cause a prob- *Hay Fever Cure nan lem for the campus. The rule in The GSC Biology department, in question states that any building on conjunction with the GSC health the list may not be torn down. center, have apparently discovered Friday, April 6 President Henry stated that since the long-searched-for cure for hay- there are no plans to get rid of "any fever. The Potion, which was dis- Sunday, April 8 of these lovely temporary buildings, covered accidentally by a student there is no reason to keep them off of assistant on his lunch break, is a such lists." properly mixed solution of Jager- $1.00 meister and Milwaukee's "Beast" beer. 'Liquor Legalized in Bulloch pijjjsSgf' * c*>/w. \stnpnrf. ; ** 8 p.m. & 10 p.m. The health center was swamped '%$&>■ !hf retire tor t
Cop Report TIMES: 9:00 A.M. to 4:00P.M. (Each day) unknown, but eve witnesses de- * Three units at the In the Pines From G-A Staff Reports scnbea the perpetrator as a rea- Apartments were gutted in an early * Someone broke into the chem- faced man who was short with bald- morning fire. The section was a istry lab in the Herty Building and ing gray hair, and answered to the total loss, and damages have been PLACE: Williams Center, T.V. Lobby (Upstairs) switched the labels on the contain- name nick. estimated as high as $2.69. ers. The following day, The Chemis- try 352 class accidentally discov- * Three employees of Landrum * 17 GSC students were caught Due to large numbers of students taking the Regents' Test, a ered cold fusion, and were nomi- were arrested and charged with by Statesboro Police while drinking nated for a Nobel prize. possession of contaminated sub- stances with intent to distribute. under age. NO CHARGES were three day registration period is being used rather than the * Bill D. Catt reported someone pressed against the students. April had raided the freezer at the Lan- * Ms. Black N. Decker, the sub- Fool! standard two day registration. NOTE: NO LATE drum Cafeteria and took a case of stitute vacuum lady at Landrum frozen coon-cicles. The perpetrator center was charged with assault * Three former Flying Eagle/ REGISTRATION OR STANDBY REGISTRATION was found passed out in his car as it with a household appliance on Texaco employees were observed was being towed from the area WILL BE AVAILABLE DURING SPRING QUARTER. warrants taken out by three stu- protesting in front of the former immediately behind the mail cen- dents who claimed that she chased Time Saver. The students were ter. them with the suck-it-up vacuum protesting mistreatment and dis- * A Campus secur..., excuse me, cleaner in the mail center. Decker missals by management due to the Students with forty-five hours or more are eligible to register. police car was reported stolen last was overheard to say, "Well, they fact that had decided to no longer night. It's whereabouts are still kept stepping on my cord!" employ GSC students. No foolin'. Those with less than forty-five hours who have successfully completed their first English course and are presently enrolled AMAN DANCES in their second English course are also eligible. TOMORROW!
Don't miss this outstanding First time registrants or those who have taken and failed both international music and dance parts of the test must register for sections labeled "Both". company from L.A. Free tickets to GSC faculty, staff, and students (with i.d.) When registering, choose a time that will not conflict with available at the Administration Building Information Window, your schedule. You will not be allowed to change or alter your weekdays 8 am - 5 pm, while selected registration time, place, or section. they last. Performance is April 5, 8 pm in McCroan Auditorium. A CLEC event. Info 681-5434. 2* George-Anne Tuesday, April 3, 1990 Stowers makes Erk an "offer he could'nt refuse" By SLAP MAXWELL Stowers was not to be denied. After Raymond Gross anytime he screws Fictitious schmuck several "friends" of Stowers called up [in Russell's view.]. Russell to try to "influence" him to Several players noticed a differ- take Stowers offer and retire, Erk ence in Russell in the weeks leading In a startling turn off events, it finally gave in. up to the announcement. was recently discovered that former "Erk said, 'Hell, he offered so "Yeah, he was dressing real nice GSC adds new vanity sport: Eagle head football coach Erk much damn money and my knees lately. You know, flashy ties, suits Russell did not retire "voluntarily." are bad enough as it is, I decided to without polyester in them. The The Eagles will now compete in Russell, 63, was paid off by the new take the money just so he would whole nine yards," said Gross. full contact polo. The Southern head coach, Tim Stowers, so that leave me alone!'," said a source close "He's growing hair on his head!!! Boosters proposed the new sport Stowers could take that position. to Russell. Russell has not said He's also got a cigar all the time, you after seeing an indoor lacrosse "Timmy decided to make Coach anything publicly, but would nei- know he used to just smoke them game and Wrestlemania XIII. "We Russell an offer he couldn't refuse," ther deny or confirm the report. after we would win, I guess because think that this could generate a lot said a source close to Stowers, who Athletic director Bucky Wagner they're so expensive, but now he's of revenue for the other programs would only identify himself as Vito. categorically denied that Russell always smoking them," added full- within the college, in addition to the Apparently, Stowers, who cov- was bought off. "Neither Erk nor back Joe Ross. fact that it is an exciting new sport eted Russell's job, grew weary of Tim would be involved in anything Stowers now has the job he and recruits should be lining up to waiting for Russell to retire, so he like that, but I would like to thank wants, but is also leery of Russell's coming to GSC now," said Frank enlisted the help of several Erk donating such a large amount son, Jay, and the possibility that Hook, Executive Director of South- "friends" to pressure him into retir- to the new fund raising drive. With the same offer could be made to him. ern Boosters. ing and giving him a recommenda- him being retired now, I don't see He has made arrangements to pre- tion for the position. how he managed to find that kind of vent that from happening. Russell led the Eagles to their money," said Wagner. Hockey Flames to return to Atlanta: third national championship and "Uh, yeah, Timmy wants us to an undefeated record in 1989. The Stowers also would neither con- keep our ears open just in case," The Calgary Flames have de- Eagles other championships came firm nor deny the report, but did say said Vito. cided to return to Atlanta after in 1985 and 1986. "I would never expect Erk to give up The team will begin spring prac- several years and three NHL "Timmy had mixed emotions coaching for just money, no matter tice and the annual blue and white Stanley Cup victories. "Our Rlayers about winning the championship how large the amount! By the way, scrimmage game soon. Stowers are tired of freezing their butts off last season. He felt good for the could I borrow a few bucks for din- seems to be excited about the new up here," said Flames spokesman I. players, but he knew that the vic- Erk Russell accepts a check from the head of the "Tim Stowers for ner?" season and the all the attention | Cant Forecheck. "Also, we think tory would only make his dream of Stowers apparently did not give hell soon receive. that after having to suffer through head coach" committee, Vito. The other man is some fool that being head coach that much harder Russell only money, though the "Yeah, it should be great. Every- the Braves, Hawks, and Falcons for wandered aimlessly into the picture as it was taken. (File Photo) to get because Russell would be able monetary portion was quite large, one will be around to see if we can so long, Atlanta deserves a winning to stay as long as he was alive, " he also agreed to supply Russell repeat with a new coach. Sports- ^ team." added Vito. with enough cigars to last him for writers will want interviews, so Russell apparently declined the rest of his life, a year's supply of they'll take me out to dinner, that'll Stowers first several offers, but monoxodyl, and allow him to yell at Slcrtesboro to bid for major league be cool," said Stowers. baseball: A group of local investors headed Swim team battles foes by I. M. Looney has entered into Wagner to terminate discussions with baseball commis- sioner Fay Vincent about the possi- and gravity at home bility of getting a major league fran- all sports, but football chise in Statesboro. "Hell, we could The scientific team will be using add a few seats to Clements Sta- By JACQUES COUSTEAU highly sensitive equipment that dium and we'd be just fine," said LL ing head baseball coach Jack Old shriveled prune Stallingsajob. will be used to take many different Looney. There has been no com- Sports Stud Stowers said, "We did it 'cause measurements and readings. Un- ment from the commissioner's of- we figure he looks a hell of a lot like It was announced Friday that all fortunately, that equipment won't fice, just this non-stop laughter. Erk." swim meets at Hanner Natatorium be set up for at least three weeks GSC Athletic Director Bucky However, Stallings, feeling that would be suspended indefinitely because the physical plant did not Wagner announced yesterday that because of a gravity problem with receive a work order yet and you Eagle football tickets will be Increased: nothing could replace his head all school sports programs except baseball job, turned down the posi- the pool. Divers and swimmers know they can't do anything with- The GSC Athletic Department football will be dropped. tion. cannot dive into the pool as there is out a work order. An unidentified diverdiscovers no gravity in the Natatorium. announced that student football Men's and women's basketball "There we were, 22-9 and in first Plant spokesman, I. M. Stalling, the lack of gravity in Hanner "They dive off the board, but all ticket prices would be doubled. "We will be dropped at the end of the place in the conference," he said. said that they would do anything and ducks get a little upset. You need to pay for the expansion some- 1990-91 season, with all other "And out of the blue we're told to they do is hit their heads on the that the scientific team needed, but know they hiss and run after the how," explained Athletic Director sports terminated immediately. quit. I love this school, but I just roof," said men's swimming coach they apparently have many other team, but it's real bad when the Bud Floyd. "j Bucky Wagner. "Everyone gears all their energy can't do anything other than sit in a projects that cannot be stopped sneak up fc/ehind the team when A crack team of GSC scientists right now. toward football anyway," Wagner dugout." they're in the water. Jesus, I hate and physical plant operations em- said. "So we just figured we'd get all Stallings plans to spend the rest "Well, we have to lay the rest of that. I think we should nuke those Falcons go to college: ployees will be sent in to investigate the other distractions ... uh ... pro- of his days hanging out at Snooky"s the sod in front of South building, little...," said Floyd, unable to con- grams out of the way." the phenomena next week, accord- then Apt 425 in The Pines needs The Atlanta Falcons announced with Erk. tinue. Head basketball coach Frank ing to Athletic Director Bucky new cabinets, and well they had that they would be exchanging Women's track coach Del The swim team has been practic- Kerns sounded, of all things, unen- Wagner. Apparently, they would go their work orders in a long time ago spots with the Miami Hurricanes. Presley knew the end of his pro- ing all week, but the diving team is thused. this week, but no one has submitted "Hell," said Falcons head coach gram was just around the corner. and we don't think it would be fair to just watching for the moment. The "Well ... you know, when you a work order to plant operations do work for someone that hasn't Jerry Glanville, "This should show "Awareness of women's track at diving boards that were supposed to only win 17 games, I guess you can and well, you know they won't do turned in any work orders yet. As the people of Atlanta that we're this school had been at an all-time be installed for their use haven't expect this sort of thing to happen," anything without a work order. you know, we can't do anything if serious about winning a champion- low," Presley said. "Why just last even been begun yet. he said. "I would like us to go out on The team will be headed by visit- we don't receive a work order," said ship. So what if its only the Na- week three of our gals were running "We received the work order a high note by winning the confer- ing professor of physics, Wher Ami. Stalling. tional Championship, now at least down Herty Drive and an on-looker today," said Stalling. "I figure that ence our last year, but I'm worried "We will get to the bottom of this we've got a shot." thought they were just three 'Eagle In the meantime, the team has we should be able to put those problem, so the teams can get back because other schools already have Explosion' dancers trying to firm up been practicing in Lake Ruby in things up within, say two weeks to training as soon as possible," said started coming after Monty Nobl- their thighs." front of the Henderson library. after we get that scientific stuff at Ami itt." The track program was news to "It's not too bad, but the geese the pool." GSC schedules Falcons for fall '90: To everyone's surprise, new the on-looker. head football coach Tim Stowers The Eagles will play the Falcons Wagner denied rumors that the was disappointed with the news. on September 2nd. "We needed a football team would begin playing "My first year was gonna be patsy, so it was them or West Geor- year-round, including games at tough enough, what with losin' gia College and they offered us a Hanner Fieldhouse and J.I. Cle- Chip McGinley and all," he said. better chance to go undefeated," ments Stadium. "And now my team is the only one to said GSC Athletic Director Bucky "Oh, sure, we'd actually get to support around here. That's pres- Wagner. play at night at Clements," Wagner sure." said. "But I just can't imagine a The football coaching staff tried Raymond Gross fumble anywhere to compensate for the loss by offer- other than Paulson Stadium." Southern Grand Prix scheduled for April:
The 66th Annual Southern Grand Prix will be held Friday, April 13th, beginning at 12 p.m.. Kerns- When asked what he thought of GSC's chances in the race, team By DICK VITALE manager, Bridgestone F. Goodrich Annoying sportscaster. baby! said, "We've not only got a great team this year, but we also have luck on our side." After collecting his 300th victory this year, some people were calling Eagle head coach Frank Kerns, a Basketball coach Frank Kerns basketball machine. They didn't that switch Kerns has been running Salmonlla takes first place for GSC: realize that they were right. Kerns perfectly ever since." The announcement came as Sparky Salmonila won first was found standing in his office place in the Georgia Regional Shock Friday with a battery charger little surprise to the players. and Purge Competition Saturday. hooked up to his ears and muttering "Every now and then, his speech This was the first contest of its kind "Well, if you stay around long would speed up and slow down. As a in the state, but spectators agreed enough ..." repeatedly. matter of fact, in one game it that it is an up and coming sport. Kerns, who is known for his stopped completely." said senior calm, level headed, emotionless forward Mike Curry. style, has been provoking com- Mike Newell, coach of rival Ar- Eagles end uniform color confusion: ments about being like a robot for kansas-Little Rock, had a different years, but until now no one actually reaction. "I can't believe I lost to a The GSC Eagle's AD. Bucky envisioned it to be true. robot. God, I mean, I knew he was a Wagner announced Friday that "Well, we needed a coach in a level headed guy, but Jesus! But they will adopt new blue, white, hurry because J.B. [Searce, Kerns' hey, that's fine. They still gotta play gold, and red plaid uniforms. "We predecessor] wanted to retire. So, us in Little Rock! I guarantee you had many complaints since none of with the help of J.B. and Keith this team won't beat us in Little our teams wear uniforms that are Hickman [Department head and Rock. That's right and the officials exactly the same color. We really professor] of Industrial Technology, were LOUSY...," said Newell, be- didn't want the red, but the baseball we created 'Coach Kerns'. He was fore several men in white coats team insisted on it," said Wagner. ideal, knowledgeable, inexpensive dragged into another room. and built to stay that way," said Since it isn't a violation of NCAA Athletic Director Bucky Wagner, at rules, Kerns will stay on as coach at Softball field to be renovated for team: a press conference on Saturday. GSC. But as a precaution against Kerns operates on six "D" cell any advantages a team might try to At the many requests of the soft- batteries. After initially going gain, microwaves and other similar ball team, the Athletic Department through 24 batteries a week, Hick- devices will no longer be allowed to has funded a complete renovation of man gave approval to switch to brought into Hanner Fieldhouse.] the softball diamond. "The girls rechargeable batteries. "Well, if you stay around long should play on a field that is every "We tried the GE [General Elec- enough and you win enough games, bit as good as the men's field, tric] brand first, but we decided that you're likely to run into a situation APRIL FOOL!!!," said Hern Sneed, Radio Shack had the best one's for like this, I don't worry about it college spokesman. our needs," said Hickman. "After much " said Kerns. Tuesday, April 3, 1990 George-Anne collegiate crossword m
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TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED at Eagles DUPLEX FOR RENT—across from Stadium Walk in Heather(Heather?) TONI -KD" GIRL, Try to call me over the Summer so Court CondoB to share with two others. If inter- Sherwood Forest—available immediately- $400/ "ATTENTION: EARNMONEYTYPINGATHOME! we can go out in Atlanta or maybe we can go to Brian and Matt- I saw you guys dancing at Club One Florida or something when you get rich. Call me, The George-Anne provides ested contact Nikki or Amy at 681-6064. month- For more information callBilly at 764- $32,000/yr. income potential. Details. 1-602-838- Saturday Night. Tm glad youVe decided to come Don. 8181 after 5:30 p.m. 8885. Ext. T5920.(3/23) free classified listings to students FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED for Spring quar- out- Teresa STADUIM WALK #49, You guys are the beBt. Try to ter. Nice house off campus. $156 rent plus 1/5 of FOR RENT— One bedroom, unfurnished apartment NOW HIRING- Pool Managers, Lifeguards, Swim faculty and staff members of CINDY THE RED FRAGGLE, I think I am going to stay out of trouble and 111 Bee yall over the utilities. Furnished (except bedroom) including Practically on campus. Available immediately or instructors and Swim Coaches fro the Counties of: Georgia Southern Colege as a missyou themost. We have been through so much Summer-Don. washer/dryer. Call Carmen at 764-7414. soon. Call 681-1881. Dekalb,Cobb,Fulton,Gwinnett,Rockdale, Chero- together and you have never turned your back on campus-community service. Free kee, and Clayton. Salary Ranges: $1500-4000. MIKE, No more people screaming about the trashed FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED for Spring quar- FOR RENT—Apartment, unfurnished, 1 BR, $225 me. I Love You more than life itself. Keepin touch, SendResumes to: PROFESSIONAL POOL CARE classified ads should be written ter. $497.59/quarter plus 1/2 utilities. Call 681- per month. Call 764-5631. (3/26) Don. apt. Try to have fun the rest of the year and ni see INC./ POOL MANAGEMENT DIVISION, 3390 you soon-Don. 4718. in 25 words or less. The adver- FOR RENT— Beds-single, double, queen and king. Old Klondike Rd., Conyers, GA. 30207.(4/30) BRANDON & MIKE, I hope that the rest of this year tiser's name and Landrum Box "TIRED OF LIVING WITH OBNOXIOUS Chests, desks, nightstands, coffee tables, sofas, BO- run s like clockwork for you two. Try to stay out of LAURA-THE NEWSPAPER CHIC, Have fun and CRUISESHD? JOBS- Call Carol at 219-726-6893 don't forget all the stuff we learned together. Keep ROOMATES ?" Take over my lease on a new fabeds, dinettes, IBM Selectric typewriters, girls trouble but be sure to have fun. See yall in must be included with the ads. EXT.C Mike in line and try to Btay out of trouble. You efficiency apt. at Pine Haven Apts. Available bicycles. University Furniture- Leasing Com- Atlanta-Don Ads should be non-commercial pany, Call 765-2525. better come visit in Atlanta over the Summer. Spring quarter. Call David at 681-6103. AIRLINE JOBS- Call Carol at 219-726-6893 EXT. A LAURA/MELBA, Although we have had our differ- in nature, should be in good taste Keep in touch, Don. MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED- at Hawthorne 2 for FOR RENT—Unfurnished Apartment. Available PUBLICATION SLAES- $300 Daily. People Call ences, you are one person that I will never forget. THE MERI-WOOD GANG, Have fun, stay out of and are subject to standard edit- Spring quarter. Can move in now, rent free for immediately at Stadium Walk #199. Call 681- You! CaU Carol at 219-726-6893 EXT. L.(4/3) I know that HI see you over next quarter and hope trouble, keep in touch and Btay away from all those remaining quarter. Call (803)671-4524. 3000. we can go out and have fun. See You Soon—Don. ing procedures. The editors re- ■ TheC:R.M. (Combined Religious Ministries) ofGeor- drunk friends of the forest-Don. MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED- to share very nice ROOM FOR RENT—Private home, one mile from gia Southern College wishes to announce a PasB- KAREN & CHRIS, Well we sure closed down malones serve the right to refuse any free Z- Gove me a call soon. IVe missed your friendship 3BR/2Bath with dishwasher, washer/dryer. college. Call 764-4418 ask for Howard. over Seder at the social hall of St. Matthew Catho- more than just once haven't we? Have fun and classified ad. Free classified list- don't forget about me—Don and our late nite talks. X Close to campus. $225 plus utilities. Call after RENTALS AVAILABLE- For information Call lic Church, Located at 221 John Paul Ave. The ing should be mailed to The 5pm at 7S4-2139. Nadine at 764-6525(Day), or 764-5O03(Night), Seder will take place on Thursday, April 5th, Be- ginning at 6:30PM. The Sederis Free by is limited George-Anne, Landrum Box ROOMMATE WANTED: Female, pref. over 20, rea- Two and Three bedrroms, furnished and unfur- to 50 participants, so if you are interested in being sonable rent, immediate opening, contact 764- nished. 8001, GSC. Deadline is noon there to share the experience, place your reserva- 5923 ask for Gayla or leave message on machine. Monday or Thursday prior to NEED TO TAKE OVER LEASE- 2BR, 2 Bath, tion as Boon as possible by calling the office of St. ANCHORS AWAY publication. Commercial listings MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED- Two bedroom, Sta- townhouse with furniture. Rent negotiable-low Matthews at 681-6726. with dium Walk AptB., Move in Spring Quarter. $1407 utilities- conveniently located to college. Call EXCELLENT WAGE FOR SPARE TIME ASSEM- are available at $4.50 per column mo. plus utilities. Call 681-7943. Cathi at 681-6114. inch, with a one inch minimum. BLY. Easy Work at home. No experience needed. MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED- For Spring Quarter. NOWRENTING FORFALL, 1990— GREENBRIAR Call 1-504-362-3432EXT.H5123. Open24Hours, JCffff Contact the Advertising Depart- University Village, Call 681-2665. AND HAWTHORNE APTS. Large units with lots including Sunday. (4/5) Watch out for this quarter's events ment at 681-5418 for more infor- of extras. Sign up now to guarantee. CallHendley FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED- Spring Quarter Properties at 21 Greenbriar, 681-1166. WANTED: Members to serve on the Campus Activi- mation. at Souther Villa Apts. Apartment to share with ties Board for the 1990-91 School Year. Applica- two others. If interested contact Blair at 681- ROOM FORRENT- All furnished except for bedroom. tions are available in the University Union Office 1446. Available for spring and summer quarters. For or Tue. CAB office, Room 103, Williams Center, more information, Call 681-4563. Along with job descriptions and salary informa- FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR SUMMER 1 AND 2 BEDROOM APTS- Houses for rent fur- tion. Applications are due April 17. CONTESTANTS WANTED! QUARTER—$150 a month, no utilities. Apt. is fully furnished. Access to washer and dryer. nished and unfurnished. Call 764-6772 NEED A DEPENDABLE, EXPERIENCED BA- Stadium Walk #174. Call Sheri at 681-4228. BYSITTER RIGHT HERE ON CAMPUS? Let me THE AMERICAN PETITE be a Becond mom-call me anytime. 681-3397 ask ROOMMATES ROOMMATE NEEDED- Spring Quarter, $350 per FOR SALE for Jennifer. Desperately seeking female roommate to share room. quarter plus 1/2 all utilities. Call 681-2665. Eye of the Storm. Absolutely Cool! Less than a year BEAUTY & PAGEANT Move in any time. Eagle'B Nest Rent $110 per old. Adjustable pwer and focus. Can be set to Think you're "too short" to compete successfully in a beauty pageant? Well, not anymore! month plus 1/3 of utilities. Call Angie 681-7064. FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED— Spring Quarter audio. Call Alison at 681-2739. to share 2 BR trailer One Bath. Fully furnished AUTOS FOR SALE THE AMERICAN PETITE BEAUTY PAGEANT is the only national competition ever created ROOMMATE WANTED ONLY $125/MONTH + including washing machine. Rent $140/month SPANISH 151 AND 152 DIEMELOTtJ BOOK AND 1988 Mustang LX, 5.0 Liter, 5 Speed, pwr. Windows, exclusively for women under 5'5"! UTILITIES. Must chare bedrom. Access to washer pwr. Locks, pwr. Mirrors, pwr. Hatch. C/C, am/fm plus half utilities. Close to campus. If interested, LAB BOOK, BIOLOGY-The Unity and Diversity Entry Requirements: and dryer. Apt. is furnished. Ga VillaB #16 Call stereo Casstte, asking $8,950. Call 681-1209 or please contact Cathy at 681-7010. of Life, HISTORY-The Western Heritage 3rd ed. 1) You must be under 5'5" tall. $50,000 PRIZE PACKAGE! mciudin 681-3234. Fair prices and for more information call Cassan- (404)-863-7222. ROOMMATE NEEDED- For Spring Quarter. Pref- 2) Between the ages of 15-28. * A modeling/personal appearance contract FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDIATLEY dra at 681-2636. erably female. Private, spacious bedroom and GOVERNMENT SEIZED/SURPLUS VEHICLES 3) SINGLE OR MARRIED. * Appearances on national television talk shows (past FOR WINTER QUARTER AND ON. Your own $100's. BMW's Cadillacs, Chevrolets, Fords, extra large bathroom. Hawthorne 2 Apts. (New TOSHIBA 1200F COMPUTER- Laptop, 640K mem- There is no talent competition. winners have appeared on shows such as NBC's "Late room for $135 a month and 1/3 utilites. Located Mercedes, Porsches, Trucks & VanB. Call 1-504- Apt.). Rent-$150/month. Call Carol at 681-4178, ory, 2 3 1/2' Floppy Drives, Backlit Screen, Bat- Night with David Letterman") * A starring role in na- near campus. Call 681-3372. and ask for Tami or 362-3432 EXT G5123. 24 Hours.(4/10) between noon and 1pm or after 3pm. tery Pak, Parallel/Serial ports, MS Dos 3.3, plus tional television and radio commercials * An inter- Lisa. many software programs. Like-new, $2400 list ROOMMATE(S) NEEDED FOR SPRING QUAR- 1986 Kawasaki ZX600Ninja, 10,500 miles, New Tires national tour representing the Pageant * A $10,000 MALE ROOMMATE wanted to share a large one price. MuBt sell. $1100. Call Mary at 764-4848.. TER- Own room, $133 a month or share for $80 a front & rear, New Sprockets and Chain, New petite designer wardrobe * A dream Caribbean holi- bedroom apartmentB across the street from cam- Cover. SHOEI RF-200 Multi color helmet with month. Access to washer and dryer. If interested MUST SELL! 14x70 Mobile home with 2BR, 1 Bath, day for two * And much more! pus. Move in anytime! $150/month plus 1/2 utili- smoke shield. Nolan N-25 helmet. Call 681-6446 Call Clair, Cheryl, or Stephanie at 681-6613. 2 Large decks, fireplace, central heat & air adn TO APPLY: Send a clear photo (any size) with your name, ties. Call anytime 681-6991. 10x8 playhouse, 1 mile from college Only anytime. THREE ROOMMATES NEEDED SPRING QUAR- address, telephone #, height, weight, age, birthdate and $20 Roommate needed — choice of two rooms, $175/ $11,000. Call 681-4654 after 4pm. MUST SELL-1979 Toyota Corolla, Good Condition, TER- One double and one single room available. photo evaluation fee to: THE AMERICAN PETITE BEAUTY month plus 1/2 utilities. Call Dav at 681-9013. If Runs Great, Call Doug at 681-7337. Close to campus in Hawthorne 2. Rent $133.33/ EAGLE GT*S 1 Set of4,P215R15 65Comp. Will Fit PAGEANT, Dept. CN, 59 Mill Pond Road, 2nd Floor, West no answer, leave message on answering machine. mo. Call 681-4178. most Firebirds, CamaroB, Mustangs, etc.. $250 Paterson, New Jersey 07424; phone (201) 890-9191. We will TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED at Haw- obo. Call 681-7339. FEMALE ROOMMATED NEEDED SUMMER PERSONALS review your photo and send you a written evaluation. If you thorne Court #18 immediately. Non-Bmoker pre- QUARTER- $50 a month plus utilities. Prefer O-S DRY SUIT, can be used for surfing, water skiing, D.M.- Wonderful year so far. Glad we've gotten over qualify, you will also receive the rules and additional entry re- ferred. Partly furnished. Comebyifinterested and nonsmoker. Call 681-6091 ask for Susan. and shallow scuba-diving. Never used. Has the rough spots. Always do. Love Bpending time quirements for your state competition. ask for Kim. modified seals. Call Bill at 681-2223. with you. Love you more than you'll ever Know.- State winners will be flown to Orlando. Florida for an FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR SPRING TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED for Spring T.P. QUARTER! Only $125/mo. plus 1/3 utilities. Apt all-expense-paid, fully chaperoned pageant to be held in Quarter. 2 bdrm, 2 1/2 bath apartment. $500/ Coming Soon- Love, Agnus December 1990. Don't miss out on what could be the most is located close to campus. Call 764-2461 if inter- LOST AND FOUND Nicolette Repaci quarter plus utilities, Call 681-6691. exciting experience of your life—apply now! ested. FOUND- Ladies pendant in Drain Pipe of the Ladies Doug- Sid rules, Dude and you're not so bad yourself. "Miss American Petite 1990" FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDI- restroom of Newton building. Near end of Winter PHOTO DEADLINE: July 16,1990. MALE ROOMMATED WANTED FOR SPRING After all, you are the bass extraordinaire!! Love, ATELY—Own bed/bath. Share with two girls. Quarter. Come by Sociology dept office to iden- QUARTER- Own room for $125/mo. plus 1/4 $145/mth plus utilities. Country Side Apts. .near tify. utilities. Call Todd or Roan at 489-2080. Country Club. Call 764-9326 after 5 p.m. or leave FOUND- Mans Watch. Found on Oxford Field. TWO FEMALE RROMMATES NEEDED FORFALL message. Describe to claim. Call Jim at 681-0185 or 681- QUARTER, in Hawthorne2, $541.66 per quarter, ROOMMATE NEEDED: Private bedroom, 1/3 utili- 5586. share utilities. Call Summer or Dotti at 681-681- ties, water bill already paid. Call 764-5872. $193/ 3806. LOST- Keys in vicinity of Health/CounBelingCenter. month Located S. College St MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR SPRING FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: Eagles Nest. KeyB were on ring with chain. Reward offered. APPLICATIONS QUARTER at Plantation Villas. Own bedrrom Contact Mrs. Newelle Anderson at 764-2045 or $93.75 montly pluB 1/4 utilities. Washer and and share 1/2 cost of utilities. Call 681-6307; if no Campus Security. Dryer. Call Francy at 681-4735. answer leave message. BEING ACCEPTED FOR: TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED: For LOST- Human Sexuality textbook. Last seen in MPP ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR SPRING QUARTER- Spring Quarter. Furnished with washer and building room 131. If found, please call 681-1771 • Student Director New Mobile home. Furnished, has dishwasher, dryer, utilities included plus cable. $200 a month or return to Psychology office. Very important. icemaker, your own room. Call for more info. Jeff for everthing. Eagles Court, Call 681-1031. Ask LOST- 1 Modem Physics book and a blue spiral at 681-6623. • Publicity Coordinator for Heather or KriBten. notebook. If found, please contact LeAnne at 681- FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR EAGLES 7607 after 3pm. TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED at • Concerts Chair COURT- Must share room and bath with one Parkview AptB. #9. $116/month plus 1/3 of utili- LOST- Gold Nugget bracelet in area of bookstore, Cffff person. Call for more info. Debbie at 681-6623. ties. If interested please call 489-1823. Ask for Landurm and Ma Futch's on 3/29/90. Please • Coffeehouse Chair Dabney or Pam. FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY- contact 681-4563. Completely furnished- washer/dryer hook-up, FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED to share a 4-bed- REWARD- For the return of Diamond cut necklace must share bedrrom. $100/mo., plus utilities. Call • Films Chair room apartment in Hawthorne 2 Starting next with Anchor Pendant Missing from Dorman Campus Activities 681-6273. fall. Call Dana or Jen at 681-2796; Jen or Jill at 101E since March 5. Sentimental value. Please • Special Events Chair 681-3498; or Dawn at 681-2808. ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR SUMMER QUARTER- Return to D. Quattlebaum at LB #11146. Board FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: mUBt share room Male or female, 3 bedroom house very cloBe to • Multicultural Coordinator and bathroom with one person. $150 per month campus. Call 681-6729. NOTICES plus 1/4 utilities. Call 3B1-9017, ask for Debbie. FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED TO SHARE NEED AND EXPERIENCED TYPIST? Harriet, 852- • Indoor Recreational Coordinator . APARTMENT- $306.66 a quarter at University 5417, will typeyourreports or projects. Well meet FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: Immediatley Village. Call 681-4141 andaskforLisaorNichole. through June. Close to campus. If interested on Campus for pick-up & delivery. • Secretary contact Kerri at 764-8952 FEMALE ROOMMATE, NON-SMOKER, NEEDED TYPING- Drop-off and pick-up on Campu. Laser SUMMER QUARTER- Sussex Townhouse, own Printer on request See Peggy in room 116, South FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: For Spring quar- bedrrom, share bathroom, washer/dryer- $207/ building, or Call 681-6520. ter, can move in now. Benson Tr. Pk.. Fully furnished, own bedroom, utilities paid. $200mo7 mo. plus utilities. Sign Summer Lease. Call POSTER APPLICATIONS FOR VISA/MASTER- $600 quarter. Call after 6 ask for Michele at 681- Jennifer at 681-4200, leave message. CARD and DISCOVER CARD on Campus. Earn 3702. up to $2.50 per response. Call 1-800-950-VISA, EXT. 83 or 1-800-932-0528, EXT. 83. (4/3) ONE OR TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED RENTALS for Spring quarter in Stadium Walk to share with WANTED: Two roommates to share large three bed- TERRI'S TIPS- Sculptured nails, manicures, and all Be a part of the new Union team. Applications are one other person. $400 for the quarter for one, room house in Portal. House includes kitchen kinds of nail art Salon experienced all work guar- $200 each for two. Call 681-6073. priveleges, large playroom with pool table, private anteed. Low prices Call for an appointment at bedroom. Worth the drive. $250 per month in- 681-3296. available from the University Union Office, Williams ROOMMATESNEEDEDatHawthorneCourt2. For cludes utilities (except long distance cals). If inter- more information call 764-8266. ested, please call 681-5194 or 764-7096 (after 5 ATTENTION- HIRING! Government jobs- in your p.m.) area. $17,840- $69,485. Call 1-602-838-8885. Center. Applications are due April 17,1990. NEED TWO ROOMATES FOR SUSSEX Spring Ext R5920.(3/23) quarter. Call 764-8569. Female college student — large room near college •ATTENTION: EASY WORK EXCELLENT PAY! NEED TWO PEOPLE TO TAKE OVER LEASE at with bath. Kitehen priveleges. 681-6437 (after 6 p.m.) 84202141 (Ask for Ann). Assemble products at home. Details. 1-602-838- HillcreBt Apts. for Spring quarter. Call 764-8569. 8885. Ext W5920.(3/23) iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 8 George-Anne Tuesday, April 3, 1990
April Fool's serious for some Christians Real News Briefs We Think? of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. interdenominational Fellowship of By DAVID CARLTON church ritual with practical jokes, Socataco is really the Rev. Floyd ©Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/Apple Merry Christians Inc. clown noses and assorted liturgical Shaffer, a minister from Euclid College Information Network merrymaking. News Briefs ©Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/ surprise victory, as the Democrat- For example, because April Lutheran Church in Euclid, Ohio. "What we're trying to do is re- Over this weekend, the Fellow- Apple College Information Network. controlled Senate banking commit- capture the spirit of joy, unity and Fools' Day falls on Sunday, Socat- ship of Merry Christians and the tee voted 11-10 to send T. Timothy For Merry Christians every- healing power of the early Chris- aco the Clown will preach at the Catholic Charismatic Renewal MUSBURGER OUT AT CBS: Ryan's name to the Senate floor for where, April Pools' Day is a time to tians," said Cal Samra, editor of a Campus Chapel of Christian Re- Center of St. Louis are cosponsor- CBS announced Sunday it will confirmation as director of the Of- get serious about juicing up staid newsletter by the 13,000-member formed Ministry at the University ing a retreat titled "Humor, Heal- not renew the contract of an- fice of Thrift Supervision. Two ing and Hope: Spiritual Medicine nouncer Brent Musburger. Reason: Democrats broke ranks and voted for the '90s" at Kenrick Pastoral A need for more leading roles for for Ryan: Sen. Richard Shelby, D- Center in St. Louis. young announcers, according to Ala., and Sen. Terry Sanford, D- Last April Fools' Day, the Rev. CBS Sports president Neal Pilson. N.C., who knows Ryan personally. No Nukes is Good Nukes... Donald Postema handed out red Monday's NCAA championship DISCOVERY TO CARRY EXPERIMENT: game will be the last appearance by clown noses at church, and a youth A Battelle experiment that the 50-year-old Musburger. NUKE LIST The Pines parking-lot: The only rogation lamps being used for light- group swiped a "Fools for Christ" could result in improved polymer ing in the service line. sermon that Rev. Rick Lemberg STATES CONSIDER RESTRICTIONS: by Tess Ticular lot of its kind designed so that there membranes for applications such as is Brother Jim and his Kodak cam- prepared for his First Presbyterian Experts say Idaho Governor kidney and blood dialyses will be on NO RIGHT WAY to enter or exit, era: Cause he's just too good. Church in Casa Grande, Ariz. Cecil Andrus' veto of an anti-abor- board the NASA Space Shuttle no matter how you may try. Georgia Tech-the ramblin' As ransom, Lemberg had to sing tion bill Saturday shows just what a Discovery scheduled for launch ! ! W A R N I N G ! ! The College Store: The gag green wreck: If you saw the game you'll "Jesus Loves Me" to his congrega- pivotal role state governor's play in April 12. The Investigations into The following should be used only in roof has got to go and so do the book know the reason why tion. the issue. The Idaho bill is similar to Polymer Membrane Processing the event that you get totally prices. Lake Ruby: So she can finally The Fellowship of Merry Chris- legislation introduced in Alabama, experiment will determine if micro- wasted and don't have anything The Eagle: For causing all those deserve those DEEP WATER signs. tians, formed three years ago, Utah, Maryland and Minnesota. gravity allows a polymer solution to better to do. Your mission: to innocent store ads to plunge to their Hardee's 301 site: So something sports a drawing of a laughing Je- Only Minnesota is expected to vote form a film differently from the way NUKE & NUKE again. deaths. more useful can be put there, such sus on its letterhead. Samra said on it this year. Also, 41 states have it would on earth. Your targets and purpose as fol- That generator from Hell behind as Bobby Joe Benson's Barn of Bait the group plans "Easter Monday considered restricting abortion this SHUTTLE LAUNCH MOVED UP: year. lows: Henderson: Methinks it a wee bit & Tackle tires. (April 16) celebrations with NASA is moving up the launch Those horrid geese of Lakes Ruby excessive, even to power two of the The Pollen: So we can leave churches and prayer groups to ob- 24 SUPPORT ABORTION RIGHTS: of shuttle Discovery and the $1.5 and Wells: Many a day have we world's largest blow dryers. Be- home without it. serve God's last laugh on the devil USA TODAY asked the nation's billion Hubble Space Telescope to wished to rip the beaks right off the sides, all that radiation will zap the It can go on and on, as long as the governors where they stand on when He raised Jesus from the April 10, two days before planned. little suckers or maybe even turn humidity right out of all those green buzz does. But remember, the next abortion. Twenty-four say they dead." Launch of the five-day mission is them in to a Doug-Flutie-Hail- books. time you're dissed (direspected), support varying degrees of abortion In some countries, Easter Mon- set for 8:47 EDT. Hubble is the most Mary pass across the top of Hender- Blanche's: It couldn't be any don't just take it; down a few and rights as a matter of public policy. day has been observed as a day of expensive scientific payload built. son Library. worse than those circa-1940 inter- NUKEM' TIL THEY GLOW!! But 21 oppose them. Also, five gov- joy and laughter since the fourth It will orbit Earth for 15 years and ernors were unavailable for com- century. allow astronomers to vie w stars and ment or had no stand. Mexican Americans in San galaxies seven times more distant Antonio hold a weeklong celebra- FACTORY ORDERS UP IN FEBRUARY: than can been seen with ground RA rules to change drastically tion after Easter with parades and Orders to factories were up by telescopes. parties. Cascarones — decorated 1.8 percent in February from Janu- DOCTOR BIAS INFLUENCES CARE: ary to a seasonally adjusted $231.6 incident took place last week, when RA's will be required to wear Easter eggs filled with confetti — The type of care a patient gets By HERPIE RESIDUE billion, the Commerce Department Staff Janitor several RA's were attacked by an flack jackets and carry a side arm at are broken on the heads of relatives for chest pain is influenced more by said. Leading the rise: demand for angry mob and held captive until all times. and friends. a doctor's biases than by the automobiles, defense items and Campus Security threatened to RA's will have 24 hour duty The empty shell symbolizes the patient's condition. The New Eng- communications equipment. Ac- blow WVGS up if the Head Bangers schedules followed by three days empty tomb; the confetti is a re- land Research Institute surveyed minder of the joy Christians felt at cording to analysts, the rise was not 192 patients and found insured Residence Life Head Hickie did not release their hostages. leave. enough to offset January's 5.5 per- patients were diagnosed with heart Sparhawk announced plans today Needless to say, the hostages were the news of Christ's resurrection. cent drop, the steepest since De- for drastic released immediately and the cap- RA's will have the power to con- The Rev. Conrad Hyers, a Pres- disease more than uninsured. cember 1974. Younger doctors more often diag- changes in the requirements for tors were taken into custody and fiscate any and all personal belong- byterian minister who heads the INVESTMENT INDICATOR DOWN: Resident Assistants beginning Fall given to the Psychology Depart- ings that they deem illegal or neces- religion department at Gustavus nose heart disease, gave drugs and quarter of the 1990-1991 school ment for the department's ongoing sary for their own use. Adolphus College in St. Peter, In the area of non-defense capi- urged lifestyle changes than older Minn., wrote in the newsletter, year. research. A new pay scale has also been tal goods, an indicator of business doctors do. "Some churches have so success- Sparhawk stated that recent Several of the new requirements established that pays them on a per investment plans, orders to facto- TYPE 'A' AND HEART ATTACKS: problems arising in the residence are: capita basis. This innovation gives fully cultivated a somber mood that ries fell 6 percent in February from Type "A" behavior is a major halls had brought about the RA's will only be allowed to take the staff a great deal of incentive to their sanctuaries resemble funeral January, following a 13.6 percent risk factor for sudden death in men changes. She said, "Many factors five hours per quarter all consisting enforce the rules to the utmost parlors more than places of celebra- drop in January, according to the who have suffered a mild heart at- have contributed to my decisions." of PE classes. Marksmanship is degree. tion. Commerce Department. Also, in- tack. A Yale School of Medicine "If the Gospel really is good Matters came to a head last week required out of at least two of the "It is a sad time when our resi- ventories eased 0.1 percent in Feb- doctor says emotions can trigger when three students were penned three hours. dence halls require such drastic news, when do we get to shout ruary, to $373.9 billion, after a 0.9 fatal irregular heartbeats in people into their rooms by fellow residents RA's will no longer carry any measures, but you have to go with 'Whooppee!'?" percent gain the previous month. with mild heart disease. and forced to listen to 6 straight form of identification, to avoid giv- the times and with the slimes," says (Carlton writes for Gannett VICTORY ON NOMINATION: News Service in Washington.) hours of Zamfir albums. Another ing residents any prior warning. Sparhawk about her new policies. The Bush administration won a
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