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Today's - weather: Cloudy and NON PROfiT ORG US POSTAGE cold. Chance PAID of snow. Newark. Del ., Permtt No 26 Highs in the 30s. ' Vot 111 No. 40 Student Center, University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware 19716 Friday, March 7, 1986 r '~Budget cuts to · cost university $2 million by '88 of the Student Code of by Dave Urbanski Conduct. . Assistant-News Editor The new policy. which was The university is slated to created in response to the lose as much as $2 million in harassment of gay and lesbian federal funding for building students in the past two years. maintenance, utility and other broadens the scope of the administrative costs over the policy, Dean of Students next two years. Timothy Brooks said. The proposed cuts, part of The revised code redefines the Gramm-Rudman deficit harassment as "deliberately reduction plan. are scheduled acting with intent to harass to begin April 1, Provost L. any member or guest of the Leon Campbell told the univer­ university community" based sity Faculty Senate during its on the person's race, sex, meeting Monday. religion, political beliefs, sex­ "We cannot accept this ual orienlation or disability. change," university Treasurer The original policy specified Robert Harrison said. only racism, sexism and anti­ The Federal Office of Semitism a~ harassment. Management and Budget is in Todd Christie

Page 2 • The Review • March 7, 1986 ______..;.. ______....;;.______UD commission proposes new standards is to maintain the same class by Stacy Mayhew ty, Murray said. sensitive to, and accepting of, Starting with children in fifth The committee's proposal the needs of all members of grade, the university is trying time as in the current calen­ Assistant News Editor will be presented to the Facul­ society'" he said. to inform students and their dar, so that by increasing the "We want the poets to study ty Senate at a special meeting The university has taken an parents on how to prepare to length of class periods, the some science and the in March or at their regular active role in trying to attract become well-educated, he number of class meetings engineers to study some April meeting. black students to the universi­ said. would be reduced." poetry," Dean of Education In other business, Trabant ty through campus visitation The number· of blacks on According to the report, Frank Murray told the Presi­ reported on the progress of the programs, black alumni campus has increased to about shorter semesters would allow dent's Council Wednesday. Title VI Plan implementation. ·phone-a-thons to black ap­ 460 students in the 1985-86 for a fall break similar to Murray, a member of the plicants, staff visits, and ear­ school year, Trabant said, spring break. First semester Title VI is a five-year program university Commission on ly admission and financial aid compared to about 1~,000 classes would begin after Undergraduate Education, whose goal.is to increase the packages for black applicants, white students on campus. Labor Day if the calendar is presented the commission's number of black students on he said. In other matters, alternative accepted. . proposals for academic im­ campuses. However, Trabant said, academic calendars for the In other business, a report provements and curriculum According to Trabant, the goals for resident black 1987-88 academic year were by RSA President Dave Beau­ changes during the council's plan has had a "positive in­ students attending the univer­ presented. Class periods of 60 doin prompted the committee monthly meeting. fluence on the campus." The sity have not thus far been and 90 minutes per meeting to agree to look into the Among the revisions sug­ number of blacks attending, met. are proposed, rather than the transportation problem gested by the commission are: graduating from, and working The university started an current 50 and 75 minute students face trying to get to • an increase in the number at the university has increas­ education awareness program periods. agriculture classes on time, of required liberal arts ed, Trabant said. several years ago in New Cas­ According to the proposed while the Route 896 bridge re­ courses; "It has also made us more tle County, the president said. calender report, "the purpose mains closed for repairs. • a reduction in class sizes, by adding more sections for popular classes; THE COSMOPOLITAN CLUB, • an upgrading of admission the University of Delaware's standards for incoming Most Active International Club, students. is proud to present: If the changes are im­ plemented, the university has the potential to become distinctive for its undergraduate programs' re­ 66 quirements, university Presi­ INTERNATIONAL dent E.A. Trabant said. In order to provide each stu­ dent with a broad education, 'NIGHT'' the undergraduate commis­ sion is proposing that each university degree candidate complete 60 hours of There will be a wide array of music, singing, hum ani ties and sciences dancing and slides representing various na­ classes before graduating. tions from around the world. ''There is a lack of co~ererrce among the degree programs," Murray said. "There are important subject MARCH 7,1986 matters that students can 7:00-9:00 p.m. avoid during their course of Amy E. DuPont Music Bldg. study," he said. "We are trying to change the University of Delaware requirements so that students cannot go through the univer­ sity without covering some ADMISSION FREE liberal arts," he continued. . The committee's proposal for a change in requirements includes a mandatory course of study, including: I • six credit hours of writing; THE DELAWARE HUMANITIES FORUM presents • three hours of Women's Studies; • three hours of Black American Studies; • nine hours qf comparative THE JUNIPER TREE culture; • nine credits of Western and by Nancy King non-Western Civilization. The committee also hopes to see the addition of more speak­ a play based on the Grimms fairy tale ing classes at the university, Murray said. "We want to give the Director: Carol Fisher Sorgenfrei students a broader exposure to liberal arts. We're striving for Department of Theater, Film, smaller classes, more interac­ and Television UCLA tion between the students and faculty," he said. "We want to give the undergraduate an Bacchus Theater education with many of the Saturday, March 8 same benefits of a graduate 8:00p.m. education," he continued. Proposed stricter admission requirements would upgrade the current standards to the extent that half of the students currently enrolled would not M THE DELAWARE HUMANITIES FORUM be admissible to the universi- March 7, 1986 • The Review • Page 3 Student action stirs reaction Swarthmore~- £ryn Mawr agree to divest of managers meeting as a protest 'of by Bruce Heuser the President's office without permis­ As a result, the Coalition has plans the college's investments in South sion, she explained. Staff Reporter Africa. ·''to monitor the committee very close­ After hearing the board of In September, the group increased Throughout the week at least three ly," Naidoo explained. managers' March 1 decision to divest their pressure on the college, the senior students remained in the office, Across the country, 99 colleges and $42.5 million from businesses in South explained, when they held a 3-week, Shurkin said, and at times up to 40 universities have divested a total of Mrica, the Anti-Apartheid Coalition at 24-hour-a-day vigil outside the ad­ students occupied the office. $396.6 million as of February 1986, ac­ Swarthmore College in Swarthmore, ministration building. cording to the Investor Responsibility As part of Saturday's decision to Research Center in Washington, D.C. Pa., was faced with a unique sort of "[The Coalition] had 25 people every divest, a committee of board members dilemma. night sleeping inside and outside," he Bryn Mawr senior Rachel Baker, a was formed to devise "a program for member of Bryn Mawr's Anti­ "We had planned to take over the recalled. divestment that will be presented for Cashier's Office if the board hadn't On Dec. 7, 1985, 70 members of the Apartheid Coalition, considered her approval at the board's next meeting school's decision to divest from five of made a commitment," explained Ra­ student organization entered a board of May 2;" reported David W. Frazier, jen Naidoo, a four-year member of the managers meeting, disrupting the pro­ 21 corporations with South African con­ Coalition. Instead, he said, "we ceedings. However, the board adjourn- Swarthmore's president. nections "a token divestment." celebrated." "But," she added, "it does put a In a separate action, the board of chink in the wall." trustees of nearby Bryn Mawr College "We had planned to take ov,er the Cashier's Office The Coalition, founded in October also voted to divest a portion of the $8 1985, consists of a core group of 20 to million they have tied to U.S. corpora­ if the board hadn't made a commitment. b~stead, we 25 student members, Baker explained. tions with holdings in South Africa. celebrated. " Their first action came in December, These similar decisions occurred when they held a "sleep-in" in the after repeated student actions pro­ trustee building for two nights. testing the schools' investments in During winter break, Baker visited businesses with financial interests in ed, ignoring the students' interests. Five of the companies affected from South Africa and upon her return South Africa. ' Four days later, the Coalition "took the school's plan to divest were chosen. "reported to the trustees, advocating .­ The Swarthmore Anti-Apartheid over the President's office," Naidoo the college reported, because of their divestment.'' Coalition, which was formed eight explained, and continued their protest inability to meet the criteria establish­ The day before the board meeting years ago, contains about 150 students, by remaining there for a week. ed in the Sullivan Principles, the code Feb. 28, the coalition occupied the ad­ including 80 blacks, according to As a result of their December ac­ concerning fair treatment of blacks, ministration building for 12 hours, Naidoo. tivities, 41 Swarthmore students, in­ adopted by U.S. companies in South beginning at 6 a.m., she said. Its interests include not only divest­ cluding Naidoo and one faculty Africa. During the day, Baker continued, ment, he said, but the improvement of member, were fined $20 apiece for the Naidoo noted, however, that the there were discussions about the issue recruitments of both black students board of managers' takeover, accor­ Coalition was "a little suspicious" of by students and "quite a few" of the and professors at Swarthmore. ding to Lorna Shurkin, a spokeswoman the board's decision because Frazier school's faculty members who had The Coalition began active for the college. announced that "if the board finds publicly advocated divestment. demonstrations in May 1985, Naidoo Six students who initiated the sit-in there is no prudent way to divest; it will said, when students sat in on a board were also fined $10 each for entering not divest." continued to page 13 The·Question

In an exclusive interview with The Review on Jan. 27, Charles Karelis, assistant to the secretary of education, said colleges should spend less time and money · in specialized studies and extra-curricular activities, and should, instead concentrate on a liberal arts education. He said students with a broader academic background would be more flexible in the job market than students who studied with one specific occupation in mind. The Review recently asked U.S. Congressmen from Delaware, Pennsylvania and Maryland where post-secondary schools should place their curriculum. priorities, in light of Karelis' comments and the proposed $1.1 billion federal educational budget cuts.

Sen. Joseph R. Biden: Sen. William V. Roth Jr. Rep. Thomas R. Carper Sen. Paul S. Sarbanes Sen. John Heinz D-Del. R-Del.: D-Del.: D-Md.: R-Pa.: "For major colleges and "I believe we need a diver­ "Unless we do something "Society's problems are "Higher education should universities like the Universi­ sity of background and train­ soon, our nation's standard of broader and their roots go not be restricted to specific ty of Delaware, it would be a ing. Both the specialization living will suffer badly, and deeper than can be addressed fields and disciplines. Reduc­ grave mistake to de­ and liberal arts background those in school today may not if we were to focus all our tions in student aid programs emphasize the education of the are important to the country have a good job outtook. We educational efforts in narrow must not come at the expense whole person. There is no and its continued growth. should shift a bit more em­ technical areas. We must all of poor students. I support a other kind of institution that While extracurricular events phasis to math, science and be prepared to make specific budget for higher education can supply a libe ral arts are important, they are not a probably some language skills contributions to the society which continues to allow education and background substitute for scholastic that would help us become which nurtures us. Thus, our higher education institutions which is essential. But in the achievement." more competitive as a nation. educational institutions must funds for students to choose last analysis, the one place we Any young person who wants prepare the next generation their specialties." should not be cutting [the to go to college should have the for both these specif ic tasks as fed eral budget] at all is educa­ opportunity. We need to target well as giv ing the broad tion, whether it is liberal arts financial aid especially to humanistic unde rpinnings education or m ore career­ needy students. " which are the foundations of oriented forms. " our society." -ATTENTION!!! who said, "The biggest deci­ and sororities are MUSIC PERFORMERS!!! Food fight hits sion the Student Senate made for instituting their own drug al~ year was getting Grey and alcohol programs, accor­ Poupon mustard in the dining ding to a board of trustees rul­ Clemson Univ. halls." ing, The College Reporter There are The petition to allow the said. OPENINGS . issue in the spring elections An advertised food fight in the failed to get the necessary compiled by Beth McCoy caused a $1,200 mess at a signatures of 10 percent of UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE Clemson University dining Clemson's approximately hall, according to Jim Hen­ 10,000 students, Hennessey ___:. ______.., SYMPHONIC BAND nessey, news editor of The said. · Tiger. Mulherin was student body Unidentified students put up president at the University of posters advertising the Dec. 12 Georgia in 1979, when student ALL ARE WELCOME fight, Hennessey said, claim­ government was abolished at ing that it would be sponsored If interested, please contact TIMOTHY by ARA, Clemson's food ser­ that school, Hennessey said. vice. Since a similar incident The 45-member Clemson McGOVERN in the Amy E. duPont Music had occurred in November, senate is "too large and too Building, Rm. 312, or call 451-6850 or 451- disorderly,'' Mulherin said, 2577 (Music Office). police were notified and were and seems to "bog [students] on hand to make 10 student down." arrests. In spite of the police, however, the fight went on, with students flinging "48 din­ Program set to ner plates and 180 glasses," as well as the traditional food, aid Greek drug ABBOTT'S Shoe Repair · Hennessey said. "It wasn't fun," he added. abuse problem "It would be nice if students build a strong could let off steam in the pro­ Franklin & Marshall College "Complete Shoe Repair Service" per manner," said university has developed a new drug and foundation with police Chief Joe Granger. "It's alcohol abuse program con­ just not the picture of the centrating on fraternities and good prenatal care. 'Clemson gentleman' when I sororities, according to F & was going to school here." M's The College Reporter. The arrested students had to The program, according to pay $115 each in damages, and Reporter, the "shows the Col­ WORK & DRESS SHOES & BOOTS had to help ~ith the clean-up, lege's recognition and admis­ Hennessey said. Food service . sion that drugs are present at WOIIIt 8MOU 1'011 ALL GC:CW'ATION8 officials hope that proposed F & M." John Overdurf, an ad­ dining hall renovations will dictions counselor, will meet L------' prompt students to be more · with Greek system represen- ' careful of the facilities, he tatives to "help them to help ------; HOURS • Mon Tu.. Thun & Sat t-S:H added. themselves." R • Wed & frl Til t In other Clemson news, are­ Although the program is e Vle W cent attempt to abolish the now focused on the Greek d • • university's "useless" student system, F & M will work with a vertiSing. government has failed, Hen­ sports teams and residence I 3&8-88131 nessey said. halls and hopes to train facul- It'S good The petition to abolish the ty members to spot drug ell: / Student Senate was introduc­ abusers. b • 12 EAST IAII ST. ed by Howard Mulherin, a In addition to the college USiness. IEWAB visiting economics professor program, F & M fraternities = -<- ..... l • •

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Chemistry.'' Edmund Malinowski, Happenings At The Deer Park BOOK SALE - Sponsored by the Stevens Institute of Technology. 4 p.m., Friday, Mar. 7 Newark Chapter A.A.U.W., 10 a.m., 203 Drake Hall. Sat. 3/8 ·Gossamer Wings Newark United Methodist Church, 69 -Sun. 3/9 ·NYC Burn E. Main St. Books, records, sheet THEATRE -Ntozake Shange's Mon. 3/10 ·Mug Night; 45~ Mugs, 9-1 a.m. MEETING: Women Working for music, posters, puzzles, games, and "Spell #7," 7 p.m., Bacchus Cabaret Change-4 p.m., Kirkwood Room, Stu­ magazines to be sold. Theatre, Perkins Student Center. Tues. 3/11- Lisa & The Escorts dent Center. Wed. 3/12 ·The Blues.Fuze FILM -"Guatemala, I Carry Your MEETING - Off-Campus Student Thurs. 3/13-1/2 Price Nachos CONCERT -The Duke's Men of Name", 7:30 p.m., Kirkwood Room, Association, 12 :30 p.m., Collins Room, Yale, ·12 :10 p.m., Bacchus Cabaret Student Center. Student Center. Theatre. MEETING: Agriculture College SEMINAR -"Calcium Transport in Council- 6 p.m., the Farmhouse. Tuesday, March 11 Sarcoplasmic Reticulum," G. Inesi, DAFFY DELI University of Maryland Medical MEETING: Graduate Student School. 4 p.m., 203 Drake Hall. AssociatioJJ-7:30p.m., llOMemorial 36 W. Cleveland Ave. Saturday,- March 8 Hall. 737-8848 FILM -"Caddyshack," 7, 9:30p.m., MEETING -The Delaware' Group of and midnight, 140 Smith Hall. Admis­ the Sierra Club,- 7:30 p.m., Ashland sion $1 with university I.D. BASEBALL -Delaware vs. Upsala, Nature Center, call Mark Matteso at Open 7 Days a Week from 1 p.m., Delaware Field House. For 478-1214 for more information. 10:00 a.m.-1:00 a.m. COFFEE HOUR-4:30p.m., Inter­ ticket information, call 451-2257. 1 DAYS A WEEK national Center, 52 W. Delaware Ave. SEMINAR - "The Role of Mycotox­ FREE DELIVERY FROM 1:00 p.m.·l:OO a.m. Sponsored by the Cosmopolitan Club. BOOK SALE -Sponsored by ins in Human Epidemics." Mary Newark Chapter of A.A.U.W., 10 a .m., Matossian, University of Maryland, Newark United- Methodist Church, 69 We've been famous at our work for years. GRADUATE STUDENT HAPPY 12 :30 p.m., 251 Townsend Hall. HOUR- 4 p.m., Klondike Kate's se­ E. Main St. Books, records, sheet Ask or te/1 your friends about us! cond floor, sponsored by the Graduate music, posters, puzzles, games, and MEETING -Off-Campus Student Student Association. magazines to be sold. Association, 4:15p.m., McLane Room . INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANC­ FILM - "Trading Places," 7, 9:30 TESTIMONY MEETING- 6 p.m., ING - 8:30 p.m., St. Thomas' p.m. and midnight, 140 Smith Hall. Ad­ Read Room, Student Center, Christian Episcopal Church, South College mission $1 with university I.D. kience Organization. SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE Avenue near West Park Place, spon­ sored by UD Folk Dance Club. MEETING: U.nited Campuses to $135 MILLION +in financial aid went Prevent Nuclear War-3:30p.m., 208 MEETING: Christian Fellowship Sunday, March 9 Smith Hall. · unused last year. Freshmen, Soph., Gatherings- 7 p.m., Dickinson C/D Lounge and Ewing Room, Student ·FILM -"The Red Shoes," 7:30p.m., LECTURE -"A Research Update ongoing graduate students: for help Center. Sponsored by Inter-Varsity 100 Kirkbride Lecture Hall, admission on the Psychological Aspects of Women Christian Fellowship. free with university I.D. in Sport." Dr. Dorothy Harris, Penn­ cashing in on those funds, call sylvania State University, 7:30p.m., Academic Data Services toll free 1- LECTURE -"The Large Sieve and FILM -"EI Norte," 7 p.m., Spanish Collins Room, Student Center. its Role in Analytic Number Theory." House. Sponsored by the Hispanic 800-544-1574, ext. 639, or write P .0. Enrico Bombieri, Institute .for Advanc­ Students Association and the Spanish ART EXIIIBITION- "Cityscapes," ed Study. 3:45p.m., 100 Kirkbride Lec- House. works of Wilmington artists and ar­ Box 16483, Chattanooga, TN 37416. l lure Hall. chitects focusing on Wilmington, ends QUAKER MEETING - 10 a.m., Mar. 7. Times are 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon­ INTERNATIONAL NIGHT -Song, Phoenix Community

Business Department: WE WANT TO BUG YOU ... Walter Skrinski, Lynne Burns, Judy Trefsger 451-1 :mr1 Tickets at Student Center 10-2:00 P.M. Mon.-Fri. Advertising Department: (Ask for INSECT discount) Laura Giumarra, Denise· McGann 451-2772

or Executive Offices: Ross Mayhew, Paul Davies, Meg Goodyear, John Dwyer 451-27H CALL 451-2204, 12-5:00 P.M. DUSC is ·· a ·DUD In Monday's "State of DUSC Address," Presi­ dent Bob Teeven pronounced that 'our student representative body is in an excellent state. . Really Bob. What state are you in? Teeven said when he first became involved in the Delaware Undergraduate Student Congress, "many people called this group a do-nothing con­ gress." We're unhappy to point out the DUSC tradition lives. DUSC has made some achievements to be proud of, especially in the areas of commence­ ment ceremonies, Spring Fling and freshman orientation. - Unfortunately, when it came to dealing with more pressing issues such as tuition increases, DUSC displayed the same level of apathy that is normally attributed to the student body. While Teeven did appear before the state's Joint Finance Committee to aid the university's request for funds, DUSC has done little to let the ad­ mblistration know that a tuition increase would be disastrous for students. Teeven said the principles of "reasonableness, cooperation and compromise" are what's brought DUSC the success it now enjoys. Translation: By doing nothing more than rub­ ber stamping every important proposal by the university, DUSC has made minute strides. This week, DUSC had an opportunity to see students are grossly opposed to a tuition increase. The "A Declaration of Student Rights" in Tues­ For the record day's Review is evidence enough. Tuesday's editorial caused quite a stir on and But Teeven and other elected student leaders off campus. For those who missed it, the staff Ross Mayhew refused to sign. The reasons are of little conse­ of The Review replaced its normal page 6 concern student issues to· be taken seriously. quence. Leaders are elected to lead and to take editorial with "A Declaration of the Rights of Are we asking for too much to have a single action. DUSCusting did neither. By refusing to Students." . student with a vote to sit on the board of In the ..statement, which we patterned after . trustees? Are we asking for too much when we take a clear stand on the question of tuition, DUSC the U.S. Declaration of Independence, we say we want to fund our own activities? Does abdicated its responsibility to its constituents. asserted that students have inalienable rights, the administration really think that a $10 per The Campus Action Party, (Campus Inaction including affordable tuition, a say in universi­ semester activities fee will place a burden on Party may be more appropriate) was elected by ty policy making and a quality education. a student who is already paying over $7,000 to the students to make our views and concerns · Originally, we planned to have only the staff attend classes? sign the declaration. Mter a long discussion, we For those who charge us with advocacy jour­ / known to the administration. The party was not decided to seek student support fbr our stance. nalism, we do not see it in a negative sense. We ~ppointed as a liaison committee. On March 2, The Review gathered over 800 may have removed ourselves from the realm It has been -proven that when approached with signatures in support of the editorial. While the of "objectivity," but we did it because no one an issue, one that directly affects them, students students did not read the actual wording, they else had or has come forward to stand up for will respond. DUSC must get out of its office and were informed of what the statement contain­ the student population. For those who charge ed and titey were also told that their names us with ''creating news," I can only answer that lead Delaware students by the hand if they expect · would appear in the paper. we would have been remiss in our respon­ to accomplish anything. We took this rather unusual step because we sibilities as students if we did nothing. · It's nice to pat yourselves on the back once a felt we could no longer sit aside and decry stu­ The editorial will not, in itself, affect any year and wallow in past accomplishments, but to dent apathy about tuition increases as well as changes. If, however, the average student the increases themselves. The announcement thinks about the editorial and makes his or her .let such an opportunity to express real concerns of a fall tuition increase resulted in no student feelings known to an elected student leader, or · slide by is a crime. protest, no letters-absolutely nothing. No stu­ better yet, the administration, then the editorial Yo Bob, we're waiting. P.D.D. dent organization came forward to make a will have some merit. The rights of students, statement. This inaction on the behalf of so­ like all basic human rights, can only be Ross Mayhew, editor in ch ief called student leaders, more than anything Paul Davies, managing editor safeguarded by those who enjoy them. It is not Meg Goodyear, executive editor Walter J. Skrinski, business manager else, prompted our action. really our responsibility to fight the student Jo1m Dwyer, editorial editor laura Giumorra, advertising director As students, we feel that the cost of tuition stud~nt m~st Rich Dole, sports editor • population's battle. The individual News Editors ...... Alice Brumbley, Mel issa Jacobs, has reached a point of intolerance. We cannot make the decision whether he or she 1s gomg John Martin, Mike Ricci afford to pay such high prices and have no say to do anything about his or her education. · .Features Editor ...... •...... •• , ...... Nancy Chiusano in how the money is spent. We are faced with Photo Ed itor ...... Charles Fort Once that decision has been made, it is up to Associate News Editor ...... : ...... Beth McCoy tuition without representation. the students and their duly-elected leaders to Assistant News Editors ...... Stacy Mayhew, Dove Urbanski There is a time for words and there is a time Assistant Sports Editors ...... , ...... , ...... Mike freeman, Mike McCa_!ln make their collective feelings known to the ad­ Assistant Photo Editor ...... ·...... Lioyd Fox for action. We are tired of writing about tuition. ministration. Only through this democratic pro­ CopyAssistant Editors Features ...... Editor...... Tom Copadonno....,.. Jjll...... Conaway...... , Tony Sharon Vorroto Huss We must do something about it now before on­ cess which is the cornerstone of our country's ly the rich can afford to attend the university. phil~sophy, can· the students guarantee their ~::}::~~: ::s~~:~:i~a~~;~.~~ ~:~. ~ ~~ ~~ :: : :::::·.:::::::::: ~: :~ :: :: ::: : ·.: : ::: : :::::::::::::::: ~~~t;n~c~u0r~~ We are not advocating revolution. We are rights. Published every Tuesdoy and Friday during the academic year by the student body of the Univer­ asking for reform. We do not seek to control the The men and women who founded this coun­ sity of Delaware, Newark, Delaware. board of trustees nor do we want to know every try were not afraid to take a stand and make Editorial and business offices at West Wing, Student Center. Phone 451-2771, 451-2772, single thing that goes on at the university. We 451-2774. Business hours: 10 a .m. to 3 p .m . .Monday through Friday. a mark. Now it is our turn. The entire future only want our opinions and our interests that of affordable ~ucation is at stake . ... -. -.-- ______._ ... .,.. ______... ___ ._ ...,_ ... _ 1'- I J -.)' /_ J .l.f. J I ~-' .Letters

Fee: What is the difference To the editor: between a $10 activities fee I would like to thank The and a $10 graduation fee Review for finally doing (that's right, despite pumping something about these over $30,000 into this universi­ ri~culous tuition increases ~ I ty in the past 4 years, I just 1bink the student population had to pay to get out of here?) feels choked because we have The difference is that the 110 say in what goes on at this graduation fee goes into the university. All you freshmen university's bank account and and sophomore students an activities fee would benefit sbould evaluate how much tui­ students. It's easy to see where tion_ you will be paying by your the priorities are at the ""(o semor year and that Mr. University of Delaware. The 1HE Gramm and Mr. Rudman will graduation fee is such a probably take most of your bureaucratic slap in the face to PHI~\PPINE federal aid away when you're students who have worked so thinking about being able to af­ hard to graduate and have PECftt:f f(lrd continuing with your given so much money to the education. school. I can't wait to get out I'd also like to direct a ques­ of here. tion to those ever-concerned educators who keep shooting Lon Wagner down the Student Activities AS 86 / An open letter to students, for during the past two years. Thanks to The Re-view and Last year, the board of to those students who signed trustees allocated enough the "Declaration of the Rights money to double most A happy ending. • } I of Students" featured in the . organizations' budgets. This March 4 edition of The j rponetary grant was certainly Review. The Declaration rais- a suitable compromise. Some people are content with .their foot in John Dwyer ed several vital issues concer- However, the student ac­ their mouth- the wrong thing is said at a most embarassing moment. Not me. When I wrote ning university students. The tivities fee proposal is not Uncle Ronny is at it again. Delaware Undergraduate Stu- dead. Through the 16 student "Figuring out the Philippines" last week, I managed to squeeze my left one in also. I It seems our president actually thinks that dent Congress appreciates The representatives on the board's giving the Nicaraguan contras nioney for ban­ Review and appreciates those standing committees, the fee displayed nothing but pessimism toward the Filipinos' situation, but not intentionally. Who daids, guns and some sound military advice students who signed it for not will be reviewed again next will make the commies in that country run being apathetic and for truly year. could have ever foreseen such triumphant vic­ tory for the human spirit? - away and hide. It's not that simple. One can­ caring about campus happen- To achieve DUSC's goals not do away with a force like the Sandinistas ings. DUSC is the students' takes considerable time, effort In this world full of Afganistans, Nicaraguas before the next election, especially when toot< voice and we are encouraged and student input. As the and Lebanons, happy endings and pea~~ful election is less than two years away.• by your interest. students' representative body, solutions tend to be put into the same classifica­ Tuition hikes concern all DUSC needs your support and tion as Dodo birds and Brontosauruses. But, The Sandinistas claim that if the wat con­ students across the country your ideas. The March 10 evidently the peaceful solution is far from tinues for the next year as it has been progress­ especially with looming DUSC meeting will feature an extinct. ing thus far, there will be no more contra m­ federal slashes in financial open forum for students to ex­ surgency. That is not only a safe bet, but an aid. DUSC has attempted to press their concerns over the This time, it was Corazon Aquino that provid­ understatement. ):tight now, there are only ease students' woes by raffling tuition hikes, student activities ed the happy ending. about 6,000 contra troups still within the borders off in-state and out-of-state tui- · fee proposals, and any other of Nicaragua. The rest have already fled to lions and by lobbying in Dover issues that you feel require ac­ One must also credit" former defense neighboring Honduras. Reagan himself claims for more state funding. In tion. Only with your support minister, Juan Ponce Enrile, and former army 45,000 troops would be needed to defeat the April, DUSC plans to initiate a and involvement can we be deputy chief of staff, Fidel V. Ramos. These Sandinistas. Financial Aid Awareness truly effective. two men, upon their renunciation of Marcos and Week featuring letter-writing their defection from the dictator's side, had a I hope, and pray, he doesn't think American campaigns to congressmen. Bob Teeven substantial faction of the military at their bodies are going to fill the new uniforms ) Additional funding for stu­ David Ballard disposal. They could have very e~'>ily pitted the Approximately three quarters of the last dent activities is a crucial Trish Olson Philippine army against itself. They could have shipment of "humanitarian aid" hasn't even issue which DUSC has fought Melvyn Frazier had the country at their feet instead of found the inside of Nicaragua's borders DUSC's executive officers Aquino's. But they did not. because, quite frankly, the United States · It seems, in retrospect, downright silly for doesn't know where to deliver it. As 1 smd To the editor: Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity. before, most of the insurgents aren't evet1 ;n the I would like to add an addi­ Enrile and Ramos to do what they did. Sure, Obviously, the writer of the by doing so they virtually assured themselves country anymore. They've got more bandages tional comment to the article article was unaware of the sitting on the docks down in Texas, and no boo­ printed in the Feb. 21 edition of a spot in Aquino's ranks once she ascended to brotherhood's contributions, power, but in no way did their desertion assure boos to stick them on. It is a waste The Review regarding the col­ As well as the Rodney Com­ lection of can tabs for patients Marcos' defeat. If anything, it only made the The contras aren't even satisfied with plex, Lambda Chi Alpha has possibility of a bloodbath that much more like­ recieving kidney dialysis donated thousands upon Reagan's latest proposal. Not only do they want treatment. ly. But the bloodbath never came. Perhaps the someone-to lick and care for their wounds, they thousands of can tabs to me, Filipinos were just sick and tired of the op­ I am one of the students on that in turn get sent to dialysis want U.S. military advisors in the field as part campus who"'has encouraged pressive miscarriage of justice associated with of the aid package. Things are looking all too patients. I wanted to rightful­ the last 20 years of their country's history. others on West Campus to ly acknowledge Lambda Chi familiar. donate tabs for this worthy Aquino's presence among them made their goal Alpha because they have more feasible than they could even imagine. Those on Capital Hill are hedging for a verv cause, but I was quite disap­ shown me how well a pointed when I read and good reason. Reagan has not even come close brotherhood cooperates for Corazon Aquino will long be remembered for to exhausting his diplomatic options available reread the article searching such worthy causes and the her faith in her people, a faith that captured the for an acknowledgement of for such situations, and already he is ready to caring expressed by their world's imagination and invoked a new sense risk millions of American dollars in the hands another source. efforts. of pride in mankind, especially its capacity to I have received enormous fight against seemingly insurmountable odds of a disorganized band of insurgence. The con­ contnbut10ns trom an off cam­ Jill Pavia so men and women can live as human bei_ngs. tras can't even agree on who• the goverment pus organiza twn, namely AS 88 should look like in the event they do indeed oust Corazon Aquino will not only be remembered the Sandinistas, which t~ :1 hout a million in one as 1986's woman of the year but historically as shot. a leader, equal to Washington and King who That kind of bet you'd nsk about a dollar or I so and dream about new car~ and summer l. ~-w__ r_i_t_e_t_o __ t_b_e_R_e_v_i_e_w __ __, ' liberated ·~ enure peo:l•. . homes, not $100 million and the future of Cen­ tral America. Page 8 • The Review • March 7, 1986 --~------

The following signatures were collected in support of Tuesday's "Declarartion of the Rights of Students" editorial. Over 650 students signed today's list de­ nouncing the university's annual tuition increases as well as other current policies of the administration and the board of trustees. The two-day signature total is now over 1,500, a little more than 10 percent of-the student population. We will contiiQltle to gather signatures and print them on page 8 until the administration makes an effort to improve its current reign of error.

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.,.... .,., ... ------~------....;.- March 7, 1986 • The Review • Page 11 Ins-tructional DEVEtOPNfENT ACTIVITIES Cultures to blend in festi'val Offered.by the U of D Instructional Resources Center . USING MEDIA EQUIPMENT with 'international' results Tuesday, March 11 9:00a.m. -12:00 noon by Karen Mancinelli - TV Studio, East Hall IIRCI formances representing dif­ • following a judo display, a Presentors: IRC Media Staff Staff Reporter ferent countries. " Japanese choir will sing "The , You don't have to travel There will be about 100 Cherry Blossom" and "One PROBLEMS AND CONFLICT very far to see the world. preformers in all, consisting of Tiny Flower;'' IN THE CLASSROOM Tonight, the Cosmopolitan organization members, • a musician will be playing Club will present its 17th an­ on the traditional Chinese in­ Wednesday, March 12 students, friends and family nual International Night. The members, Garbis said. strument, the "pipa;" 2:30-4:00p.m. program is free and is schedul­ • the Friends of Palestine 118 Purnell Several festivities are plann­ ed to begin at 7 p.m., in the ed according to the program. will be presenting a slide show Presentor:Tim Brooks Loudis Recital Hall in the Amy and discussion on cultural Dean of Students Among these are: E. du Pont Music Building. • a fashion show, displaying geography. INSTRUCTIONAL USE OF GRAPHICS This year, International . the traditional dress of men The final performan'ce will Night is being held in honor of and women in the 15 states of be the "Cosmopolitan Dance." , Thursday, March 13 Barbara Boyer's "outstanding India; This dance is symbolic, Garbis 3:00-4:30 p.m. and continuing assistance" to • traditional dancing .from said. "It represents a lot of the 347 McDowell the International Center and goals of the club . - peace, Presentors: IRC Graphic Artists Greece and Israel; related clubs, according · to • music from Vietnam and freedom and brotherhood of Dean Lomis, director of the In­ Turkey preformed by profes­ all mankind. " Call x 2885 for information ternational Center. sional musicians; The Co!;>mopolit~m Club is a ~ "It's a great big variety • members of the French social organization of foreign show," Cosmopolitan Club House singing. a traditional and · American students Vice President Elizabeth Gar­ drinking song from the Middle designed to bring cultural Not one free meal, bis CED 86) said of the 10 oer- Ages; · awareness to campus. but Two IFC feels 'ripped off' as rush­ this Sunday, March 9 ,, ' banner disappears from roof Despite a dry rush, members of the univer­ The banner said: "U of D Fraternity Rush p.m.: sity's Greek system got their spirits dampen- . This Week," in gold lettering on a blue 5 Do-it-Yourself Tacos ed when their rush banner worth $859 was background, and was financed by IFC council stolen. dues paid by each .student in the universitY,:s The Inter-Fraternity Council's banner was fraternity system.. , taken from the front of the Perkins Student "I'm ~ssuming that somebody, somewhere 6 p.m.: Spring Planning Meeting Center sometime between the afternoon of Fri­ in a greek system has taken it, not necessarily day, Feb. 28 and the afternoon of Monday, someone from the university," said Raymond March 3, said University Police. continued to page 14 7 p.m. WORSHIP with . Sermon and Lord's Supper Lutheran Student Association , 243 Haines St. 368-3078 THE PHOENIX COMMUNITY SOUTH GRAND·OPENING! GUATEMALA, SATURDAY, MARCH 1,1986 I CARRY AFRICA . YOUR NAME SEMINAR A self-education project by and for concerned people.

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Big brothers are watChing by Marianne Nemetz with brown eyes and brown Staff Reportltr hair - except for his bleach­ They're not just roommates, ed tail - described his hobbies they're brothers. Big which ranged from karate and Brothers, that is. computers to playing the sax­ Three university students aphone. When the two were Howard Simkin

by Melissa Jacobs She said that she was working for the ABC Student Affairs Editor News Who is Delcan Patrick Aloysius MacManus? It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how . By any other name Elvis, to use · can't pack the musical punch he used to. Her perfume_was unspeakable It lingered in the A brilliant air On his newest release, , Costello pens his songs under his legal name, Like her artificial laughter MacManus. Although King of Americahas Her mementos of affairs. several strong and original tracks, for the most part, "the Costello Show", as he chooses to call Despite _the slightly innahe lyrics, "Lovable," himself and his band, is sadly dissapointing. a toe-tappmg, rockabilly tune is the bouncy sort The best songs on the albiun include of song that seems to stay in your head. The " " "Lovable" and "I'll Wear music itself is what makes "Lovable" so bomb by it Proudly," as weii as "Eisenhower Blues" and likable. "Poisoned Rose." Rolicking music and harmonies combined "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood," a Costello with Costello's sharp satirical eye, help make remake of the classic Animals song is the first "Brilliant Mistake" one of the best tracks on single and video to be released fr~m King of King of America. :tme~ica. Alt~ough the song is currently receiv­ "Brilliant Mistake" is about a man disillu­ mg airplay, hke most remakes, it does not com­ sioned with success. Costello's biting sarcasm pare to the original. Costello is as sharp as ever in this tune, even seeming · , . -.~~~"~'· :.•'n. . ' .• ., ,.,, ,,, , , t_oborderon~ingnasty: ... · , , . ··•7~~i~ue~topage22 }.f~f~1';;!i$.$'k,~:!;~:t:r.:-~)~~>~~~;~;.~:i:~t.t.~~::{~;~:/:~;):~ ~<-<~~ ~~l~ ~<-/~; .. •';/::-:~:;::>! ··:~'l//:·~ ~·::; ..··~· . .-/· .: •. J t.~~ ~ ..... : J

unimaginative, but the music got bet· by Dave Urbanski ter and better. Led Zeppelin lil Assistant News Editor featured "The Immigrant Song," and The Beatles. The Rolling Stones. The the unnamed fourth produced Who. Yes. The Kinks. "Stairway to Heaven," which became These British bands reign among the the band's anthem in later years and greatest and most influential in the perhaps the most popular song of aD history of the music business. time as evidenced by yearly radio Jdi One band is left out. across the nation. · Led Zeppelin. That's really no suprise, considering 1973 proved to be a landmark year that Zeppelin was late as part of the for Zeppelin with the release and toor British Invasion. When they played the for Houses of the Holy, their fifth Fillmore West in January 1969 during album. The 33-date American tour was their first American tour, Zeppelin was expected to earn the group $4.5 million, being compared to already well­ and the new album, which reached established predecessors. number one only eight days after the Jimmy Page, however, was deter­ tour began in May, would contribute to mined to put together a heavy rhythm the $30 million they hoped to make that and blues combo with a fresh, original year. sound after the break-up of his band, The Yardbirds, in mid-1968. Following the release of Physical ..Page, the lead guitarist, and Graffiti in 1975; the year the band went manager Peter Grant began the search into tax exile from England to avoid for other band members. giving up a majority of their earnings The bassist slot was quickly filled by to the government, the Zeppelin began John Paul Jones, a well-respected ses­ its gradual descent. sion man. Terry Reid of Peter Jay and \ the Jaywalkers and B.J. Wilson of Pro­ Plant and his family were involved col Harum, the respective first choices in a car accident in July 1975 in which for vocalist and drummer, were his wife almost died. Plant himself suf­ unavialable. fered multiple fractures of the leg for­ Reid recommended a 20-year-old cing the band to cancel a set of tour blues belter named Robert Plant for \ dates. . I lead singer, and Plant promptly call­ ed his drummer pal John 'Bonzo' The live album and movie from the Bonham to see if he was interested. number 10 on the Billboard charts in less than 90 percen~ of the take. '73 tour, The Song Remains the Same The foursome got aquainted working May 1969 - but the band did better. was released in October 1976, s~ on old blues numbers in Page's London Small venues all over the United · While on the road, they taped what months after Presence, which went flat, and their sound, trademarked by States were overwhelmed night after . would become a legendary· and in­ platinum on advance orders alone. cutting and unnerving riffs, was born. night by the hungry rock group. Zep- novative album with an even more in­ After a 1(klay stint in Scandinavia as pelin was on a bombing raid, and no novative title, Led Zeppelin II. It would Things pi~ked up more during their "The New Yardbirds," the band decid­ one, not even greedy promoters would replace the Beatles' Abbey Road on the ~977 AmeriCan Tour when Zep played ed on the name "Led Zeppelin" with, be able to stop them. charts as the number one album by the m front of 76,229 fans at the Pontiac the help of Who drummer Keith Moon, Grant made sure the boys would be end of 1969, and the track "Whole Lot­ Silverdome - a record that still stan

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• ' Bitch, bitch, 6. David slew Goliath, he did •And Noah, who spent forty N?w you've got 20 days left bitch ... complain,complain,c­ not kick the ship out of him. days and forty nights on the available for work. Since you omplain. Nancy Chiusano 7. Do not refer to our Savior, '\rk and passed nothing but take off for nine holidays a Believe it or not, bad days Jesus Christ, and his apostles water. year, that leaves only 11 days make the best material for as 'J.C. and the boys.' left for work. 8. The Father, Son and Holy Poor guys - and you tastless jokes. Consider another unfor­ thought you had it rough. But wait, you forgot your 10 Everyone knows what NASA tunate case: the new priest Ghost are not referred to as d~ys vacation per year. That 'Big Daddy, Junior and the When you're out in the real stands for since the shuttle ex­ who was so nervous at his first wor.d, loafing through your gtves you one day available for ploded, and where they send Mass that he could hardly Spook.' work. 9. It is always the 'Virgin nine-to-five job and you hap­ their astronauts on vacation - speak. pen to have a few bad days and Don't count on taking it off. all over Florida. Before his -second ap­ Mary,' never 'Mary with the The joke's on you now isn't cherry.' deci~e it's ~ime for a day off, Some have also figured out pearance in the pulpit he ask­ constder thts before talking to it. ' that one astronaut had dan­ ed the Monsignor how he could 10. Last, but not least, next your boss. · druff after Head and relax. The Monsignor said, Wednesday there will be a taf­ Shoulders washed up on shore. "Next Sunday it might help if fy pulling contest at St. There are 365 days available Peter's, not a Peter pulling Others even know the . you put some vodka in the for work. There are 52 weeks news~ astronauts last words. Accor­ water pitcher. Mter a few sips contest at St. Taffy's." per year, of which you already If your ding to a tape of their voices everything should g~ Oops. have two days off each that survived the explosion, smoothly." Another bad day makes week-end. paper doesn't one astronaut was claimed to The next Sunday the priest history for tasteless jokes. That leaves 261 days cry, "What's this button do?" put the suggestion into prac­ How unfortunate. But, the available for work. Since you carry The Of course, that's under tice and was able to talk up a priest and the astronauts spend 16 hours each day away debate. Others say the last storm. However, upon return­ aren't the only victims of frorh work, that accounts for Lockhorns, words spoken. were,' "I said ing to the rectory, he found a tasteless jokes. Five figures 170. 'Bud Light'." note from the Monsignor: from the Bible made tastless That leaves 91 days left then maybe you One of the worst days in "1. Next time, sip rather joke history as a result of a available for work. Consider­ history makes for some pret­ titan gulp. bad day's battle with constipa­ ing that you spend 30 minutes read the wrong ty tasteless jokes, you know, 2. There are ten command­ tion. The list includes: each day on breaks, this ac­ those anonymous ones that get ments, not twelve. •Cain, who wasn't able. counts for 23 days each year paper. Zeroxed and passed around 3. · There are twelve • King Solomon, who sat on the spent drinking coffee. the office. disciples, not ten. throne for 40 years. See The Admit it, no matter how 4. We do not refer to the •King David, who neither That leaves 68 days tasteless, I know I'm not the cross as the "Big Y." heaven or earth could move. · available for work. But, since Review comics only one who gets a 5. The recommended grace • Moses, who took two tablets you spend orie hour a day at chuckle ... or a guffaw out of before meals is not "Rub-a­ and went up into the lunch, there goes another 46 on p.23. them. dub-dub, thanks for the grub.': mountains. - days per year.

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If you see news, call the Review· at 451-1398 ... Hens face mound trouble continued from page 26 are going to have to come ing to Rider in the tournament through because of our pit­ finals. ching," said junior leftfielder It was a disappointing end to Greg Christodulu, who led the a banner season for Delaware. team in home runs last season Baseball people, however, with 14. are eternal optimists going in­ "I think with the lineup that to spring training. Everybody . we have- one thru six- as thinks they can win a pennant. a group we should all take the Hey, just look at the Phila­ responsibility and hit as well delphia Phillies this year. as we did last year," said Ard the 1986 Hens, though Christodulu, who was also a they probably don't want to be receiver for Delaware's foot­ compared with this year's ball team this past season. Phillies squad, are no Leading this year's hit different. brigade will be fleet center- ' The only way to really win a fielder Mark Rubini, catcher pennant, though, is with solid Todd Powell, third baseman pitching, something Delaware Paul Murphy, designated hit­ lacks this year. ter and co-captain Bob "I definitely think the pit­ Carpenter, Christodulu, and ching is going to be our biggest Skrable. problem this year," said The question is, will the of­ senior co-captain and first fense be able to match last baseman Tom Skrable. season's output? The entire starting rotation "I think we will be very from 1985 was lost to gradua­ comparable to last year's tion. Only untested sophomore group," said Murphy. "We Bill Gibbons and bullpen stop­ have many of the same per Frank Gagliano return ' characters that we had last from last year's staff. year. We should definitely "We just have to go and let have the same production them play as much as they can level. and see if they improve or "We just have to worry not," Skrable said. about hitting the ball and just If they do not improve, 1986 doing our jobs. They say we may be remembered as the have pitching problems, but year of the shootout because I'm sure someone will step to the offense is going to have to the forefront and work the post some football scores in situation out." order to win. See, baseball people are From an offensive stand­ eternal optimists. And who point, the Hens boast a power­ knows, maybe Murphy is ful returning lineup which right. . ranked 11th in the nation in If not, baseball fans better team batting last year ( .345) be prepared to bring sleeping and was 9th in runs per game bags to Delaware Stadium. (9.2). So the firepower is there. There could be some "As hitters, we all know we marathon gam~s ahead.

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1 When the local groundhog finally awakes from his winterlong slumber, and ven­ tures outside to find his shadow, there are two things we can be sure of here at the University of Delaware. Number one, President E.A. Trabant will announce another tuition hike for the upcoming school year. And number two, baseball season will soon be here and the cry of "Play Ball" will signal the start of Delaware baseball. Yeah, it's that time of the year again. The Hens open up the new season tomorrow at Delaware Stadium against Up­ sala at 1 p.m. Last season the Hens won the East Coast Conference regular season championship with a 37-11 record before fall- continued to page 25

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------March 7, 1986 • The Review • Page 27 Nothing but Smiles It was hard to figure out why high. she was smiling so much. Mike F reeman "That's Charle~ Barkley, Maybe she was just having a the 'Mound,' "she said about good time. Or maybe she knew team's relaxed we seem to who the team got the signal in advance Delaware was go­ play a lot better." from. "Moe [Marian Moorer] ing to blow out Drexel by 31 Relaxed? started it. It gets us 1-..1mped." points. "Well, maybe it's a com­ After Delaware blew out Well, for whatever the bination of relaxation and hav­ Drexel, McDowell talked reason, everytime you hap­ ing fun," she admitted. about the funniest thing that's pened to glance at Delaware Sure, she likes to have a ever happened to her .on the forward Meg McDowell, she good time, but underneath the court. was smiling. Eddie Murphy of Delaware's "My sophomore year I took There was one time when basketball team is a player a shot from the hashmark she hit a 10-foot jumper. After who's as intense as she is rabout half court] against the shot, she jogged back down comical. Drexel, with about three the court, grinning from ear to "Sometimes I get so intense seconds left on the shot clock,'' ear. it hurts my game," said she said. "I turned, took it, and Later in the game, after she McDowell. "So I try to channel it went swishhh. picked up her fourth foul, she it in a positive way. Finally, "I couldn't believe it. I was laughed with her teammates after all- these games, I'm pretty psyched. I could hard­ before finally leaving with 7:19 starting to learn how to do ly play the rest of the game." left in the game. And the fun that." Putting all jokes aside, for . didn't stop there. Drexel's probably wishing now, does Wednesday's Delaware guard Jill Joslin, she had changed her channels blowout mean the Hens are while trying to keep a bad pass· before playing the Dragons at ready for Lafayette tom­ from going out of bounds, lost Delaware's Field House morow in the semifinals? her balance and slid about 3 Wednesday night. Her game "We don't want to put to' feet, right in front of the high 18 points in the quarter­ much emphasis on this Delaware bench. Right in finals of the ECC tournament game," McDowell said. "We front of McDowell. took all the laughs right out of don't want to get over­ "Safe," McDowell said, the Dragons. emotional and have a let 1 moving her arms apart like a But McDowell was still full down." major league umpire. of them . No, that wouldn't be too It looked like she was trying Throughout the game, funny. to get East Coast Conference McDowell k~pt giving a hand comedian of the week. signal to her teammates. They Mike Freeman is an assi., THE REVIEW/lloyd Fox 1 "I'm starting to relax a lot in turn, kept giving it back. tant sports editor for Tl more and have a good time out She would clench her fist, and Review. Meg McDowell pulls in a rebound Wednesday night. there," McDowell said. "If the shake her hand about waist FORMENONLY.... I When a woman walks across the campus and you and your friends together shout and whistle at her, she is probably: a) flattered beyond words b) turned on c) embarrassed, angry and humiliated 3 :A8MSU8 COMMISSION ON THE STATUS OF WOMEN Source: Project on the Status and Education of Women CHOOSE COMFORT, LOCATION AND VALUE Association of American Colleges •free month's rent with one year lease • short term leases available • a new standard of living with swimming pool and tennis courts • convenient location ... walk to shopping~ churches,. indoor sports center & public golf course · •just 3 miles from campus on the . 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And Drexel has those three double­ figure scorers in their lineup. One of whom is even among the East Coast Conference leaders in assists. Ho-hum. What Drexel really needed Wednes­ day night in the first round of the ECC tournament was more in the lines of a · ladder - to get at their basket with. The breathless Dragons huffed and puffed but managed to score only 44 points, while Delaware had a field day from the field and scored 75. The Hens looked like ·a different team. Maybe it was Delaware's brand new defense that did in the Dragons. The Hens had picked it up from Auburn University back in December when they were the ones getting blown away, 85-39. Auburn is ranked 8th in the nation and it"seems to work for them. uwe've been working on it fthe defense] for a while," said Delaware coach Joyce Perry. "This is the first time we've used it extensively in a game, though. I was very pleased with · the way our defense went." "I think it worked better than anybody expected it to," laughed guard Lisa Cano, who had 10 points. "They got frustrated early off. It's dif­ ferent, and I think it confuses them." For more than a couple parts of the · game, Drexel looked like they didn't know whether they were coming or going. At one point in the second half the Dragons were stuck at 32 points. Mean­ while, the Hens went on a scoring binge and after the smoke had cleared - 12 Delaware points and close to 5 minutes later - the hosts had built their lead up to 27. Even from the beginning of the game, things weren't looking too good for Drexel. The Hens surprised everyone, in­ cluding themselves, and jumped out to an 11-2 lead. From there it was all downhill for the Dragons, who trailed :l7-24 at the half. " We were concentrating on not let­ ting them score more than 25 points a half," said Delaware center Paula · Polyanski, who had three blocked THE REVIEW/ lloyd Fox shots. "We were really concentrating on our defense." Delaware's Sarah Gause eyes a loose ball as Drexel's Laurie Burcaw tries to get a hold of the situation. ' Despite the nice lead at the half, Well, a little bit of cockiness - or at ground. McDowell used a behind-the- showing off tomorrow at Rider in the Delaware made sure that they didn't least a lot of confidence- did slip out back dribble and went in for the layup. Hens' ECC semifinal match against come back out too cocky. Too many ; of the Hens in the second half. But can The ball didn't go in but she got her defending champs Lafayette. times this season the Hens have blown you blame them? own rebound and put it back up. This The Hens hope their new defense will good halftime leads. With about three minutes gone in the time it went in. once again give McDowell and others "We haven't been a second-half team half, Delaware was up by a casual 20 And the fans loved it. the room to do it. all year," said Cano. "Whether we're points and co-captain Meg McDowell " It was pretty impressive for a 6-1 HOOK SHOTS: Delaware forward up 2, 5 or 10 points, we still say that thought she'd give the fans a little bit player," laughed Perry. "Just as long Sarah Gause scored 16 points, shooting they're going to come out all fired up of their money's worth. as she doesn't do it too often." 6-for-7 from the field, 4-for-4 from the and we have to keep our intensity or On a fast break play she got the ball McDowell, who led both teams with foul line ... Polyanski led the Hens in things could turn aroung. It's happen­ and was heading towards a .brave 18 points and 12 rebounds, will get at assists with four ... Delaware outre­ ('(} to us- before.l' Drexel· play~t who was standing her least one more chance to do some more bounded Drexel 51-31.