the ...... ~ ~-..1111!!!!!1..-..... Women's .... -·- Day ...... _...... ,. .... -wee Features pages 11-14 Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 25, Number 20 Thursday, March 7, 1985 Election Review Task Force struck First meeting· held by Andrea Cole operation with the Student Pubs anything else," he said. Tice The Election Review Task Force, Board," says Tice. "We have no commented again that the Task established at the first meeting of the power to make them implement Force does not exist to implement its new Board of Directors, is now these ideas. Hopefully, they'll see that suggestions. "If we look to exonerate looking into the issues and problems this is what the students want" the system, then we're left looking at of this year's election. Larry O'Reilly asked for individuals," he says. "Otherwise, we Co-chairperson of the Task Force clarification on what exactly was look for faults in the system, too." Jono Tice says that the aim of the meant by personality·related The Task Force will dig out all the participating students is to "show reprimanding. "It seems you're rules pertaining to the election, direction in digging out the issues exposing the people more than that are relevant to the election, such as the rules and regulations, chronological sequence of events, and so on. Stock to last two weeks "We are attempting to find out what was wrong, who was in the wrong, and why," says Tice. "We'll review the 1985 election and find a School pubs method of prevention, after we find out whether the problems were personality· or system·related." become beer retreat Once the TaskForce has gathered all the information it can about the by Andrea Cole the LCBO is having trouble keeping election, it will present a discussion up with the demand. . paper to the Board of Directors by Thirstbusters!! Part of the problem is that no March 31 st After this presentation, That's what the Turret and Wilf s licensed bar in Ontario is allowed to ." the committee will enter Phase Two, have become, for now. do business with any regular other which consists of • examining and Laurier has enough beer to last for than Brewers' Retail. In the evaluating the present election about two weeks, according to meantime smaller brewers such as system, gathering recommend· Business Manager John Karr. This Brick Brewing of Waterloo are doing ations for reform, and presenting the statement came on Monday after an terrific business. Amstel Breweries in condensed recommendations to the extremely busy Saturday night in the Harnilton have also had increased appropriate committees for any Turret sales. necessary alterations. Another Just don't tell those poor thirsty Testimony as to how much people discussion paper will be presented to souls down at the University of love their beer is the fact that they will your the Board by October 1, 1985. Watetloo. According to Jeremy Hunt drive pretty far to get it. Retailers in Quite a few interested students of Federation Hall, the UW beer the United States have had a few attended the first meeting of the Task reserves were supposed to last more Canadian customers, in spite Force, and any other students who approximately one week. That of the exchange. People have also want to participate are welcome. optimistic statement was as of been driving into Quebec, if they live Right now, the committee is trying to Friday. at a reasonable distance. plot the sequence of events which On Friday, here at Laurier, both Some local bars are already led up to the election, based on Marie Gilkinson, co-ordinator of running out of beer and are worried student input "The summary of Liquor Services, and John Karr were about how this shortage will affect events originates in the students," optimistic about the fact that Laurier their business. Some are particularly says Tice, "and we look at every could last at least three weeks if worried about having to shut down if report we get as a completely biased people continued to consume beer the strike is a long one. interpretation. It is on the basis of all at the rate that they usually do. The lock-out of the brewery of these reports that a clear view will "And if it (the strike) lasts longer, workers is a maneuver being used by hopefully be apparent" well, there's no place in the province the three major breweries in an Tice and his co-chairperson, that will still have beer," says Karr. attempt to force an agreement with Melany Franklin, stressed that the "We're stocked up, we can't pack their unionized workers. The workers Task Force's power is limited to anymore in." are concerned about job security making suggestions to the By·laws Marie Gilkinson voiced the same within the industry due to and Regulations Committee, as well sentiments and said people could technological advances and the as the Planning and Priorities always switch to liquor or non· increasing popularity of aluminum Committee. "This is a review of the alcoholic beverages. "We are serving cans. It is a classic confrontation of election system," says Tice. "We wine in the Turret, as oftonight(Feb. management and union principles. want the clearest picture of what's 28)," said Gilkinson. In the meantime, it seems that gone on." As of Monday, Laurier had 200 university students will have to Some students at the meeting cases of beer left "Between the two weather a dry mid-term. No one voiced concern about the scope of bars, if business is like it usually is, seems overly concerned about the the committee with regard to that should last two weeks," says long·term effects of the strike, Student Publications. Again, Tice Karr. "If we get big runs, then we're in however. Roger Nault, a Laurier ~f. stressed that the Task Force is trouble." student says, "It's no big deal. You limited to tabling the matter for Both Laurier and UW have also can still get Brick beer. If you want examination by the Student been stockin~ up on imported beer beer it'll be there.! don't think anyone Publications Board. "There is available through the LCBO, but likes beer anyway. The whole thing's nothing we can do but work in co- according to Hunt at Fed Hall, even just small talk, like the snowstorm."
Inside Frantic times Early Exit Campus-wide yearbook The Frantics, the best comedy The Hockey Hawks will be A big push is planned for next troupe in the country, performed OUAA final spectators, after the year's hopefully campus·wide their energetic show at the Western Mustangs swept the yearbook. Humanities Theatre last best-of·three series in two straight The Chaplains flipped up a storm last Thursday in the Saturday. games last week. Concourse. Pancake Day, an annual event was a tremendous page 16 page 21 success. although the pancake pictured here found no· page 3 customers. 2 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY ** * * „jjf# Eveiy Thursday! | |j .All the Chicken Wings [!: You Can Eat I I! 5:00 to close, j| Sat March 16 ! at our St. Patrick's Party no cover before 8 p.m. I Join us at the Grand Prize: I I ®T)own [ Green 10 Speed "**> compliments of MacPhaii's UNDER , Cycle & Sports, Waterloo Greatp \ -^s 0 Live DJ. II nr)ks, Thurs. Fri, Sat I! • Lots of other draws WATERLOO INN I ; & prizes. 475 KING ST. N. Waterloo's Newest « in for your Dancebar Come QQ "Pot of Gold" 004-u220 50 WESTMCUNT PLACE, WATERLOO ||| Telephone 885-1900
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Certosimo re-structures WLUSU committees by Liz Jefferson OMB so that essentially only 5 of 17 presently called the Finance and students at large and first-year has to allow this impact to be made Board members represented the Building Committee (formerly students in a kind of apprenticeship. all year round, not just at election WLCJSCJ President Matt Certosimo students. Also it became difficult for Building), Commission Review In September the Director of Student time." has taken an assertive first step in new people to become involved in Committee (formerly Campus Club Activities will appoint 5 first-year fulfilling his campaign promise of the confusing system. The lack of Review), Constitutional Review students, 3 second-year students During the election, a "responsible, representative definition of the committees and the (formerly Bylaws and Regulations), and 2 third-year students, as well as 1 questionnaire sent out by government" to Launer students. whole committee process meant Priorities and Planning (formerly fourth-year student. Certosimo says Certosimo's campaign indicated According to Certosimo, his main that it was not clear which committee Planning) and Student Activities and that basically it is intended to "give that WLGSCJ accessibility was a objective in redesigning the was best suited to handle the various Entertainment (formerly Entertain- responsibility to people who have major student concern. Certosimo committee structure is, "so that it's issues which arose. ment). The Honoraria Committee never held it in the past and allow pointed out that once the problem of clear where the responsibility lies and Certosimo's changes are an has been changed to an ad-hoc them to test their abilities" within the accessibility is solved, other it's obvious what the structure is and attempt to de-centralize the structure committee. framework of WLGSG. concerns can be addressed much how it can be utilized." and give members of the Board of Board members will be appointed These new changes are part ofthe more efficiently. He said: "Now the Certosimo feels the system badly Directors more responsibility, in the to one of the five WLCJSII attempt to "document a clear bail is in the students' court and if needed changing because of form of a portfolio. In the past, says committees as acting chairperson, structure, streamline the system to they want to get involved, it's very ambiguities caused by the last Certosimo, "it was hard to measure with a job description including both speed up the process and prevent easy to do." structural changes. He says,"It which Board members had made an management and operational problems with decision-making," He is optimistic about the re- developed from a good system, but impact on the organization. (In the responsibilities. For the thai year says Certosimo. He adds that the structuring of the committee system the changes were never properly new system) their ability to handle 1985-86, executive Board members voter turnout in the recent WLQSC and its chances of opening WLGSG's structured and documented." responsibility and commitment is will not serve as acting chairpersons election showed definitely that "if doors to the students. "If the system This confusion caused several tested." on committees. there's a feeling that an impact can works, and 1 think it will," he said, "it problems, it allowed the committees The committees themselves have The aim of the new Board of be made, the students are very will provide a catalyst for to become centralized around the also been modified; they are Student Activities is involvement of genuinely concerned. The system involvement." Campus-wide yearbook to come Fake diploma mill by Liz Jefferson said Grimes. layout and budget are being The major change in the book is submitted to them for consideration. - capture, "I would have see how the days OTTAWA (CUP) U.S. residents made a The stage is being set for an that it will actually be a "year book" — "We'll in the good doctor.'' have been buying fake McGill and exciting promotion of next year's a portrait of the events of the school Concourse go", said Grimes. "A lot McGill Registrar University of Toronto degrees Jean-Pau! campus-wide yearbook. year, including fundraisers, pub depends on the questionnaire we get seem through a U.S. "diploma mill," the Schuller did not too The object of the promotion is to crawls, formals, the Winter Carnival back." will Federal Bureau of Investigation alarmed about the fake McGill publicize the expansion of the and Orientation Week. Graduation There be about 200 pages in are has disclosed. degrees. "McGill's degrees yearbook, to get more students photos may be included, but next year's yearbook, with 32 pages enough well recognized across involved in it, and to get some otherwise there will be no individual of colour. It will be available in early The FBI, in Operation North America that it would take a and feedback about student opinion in a photos. Also, says Grimes, "we will April of 1986 if the committee Dipscam, discovered that 20 U.S. good forgery to trick someone," can questionnaire. It will take place in the still take floor pictures and sell them sell 3000 copies the price will be residents have fraudulent U of T he said. around Concourse March 11 to 14. Co- to students, but there will be no $8, although with diplomas, and "an undisclosed of "The incidence people trying Editors Brenda Grimes and Janice residence pictures in the yearbook." fundraising, it could be lower. A number" have fake diplomas to modify diplomas is on the Farrell are also planning a yearbook Another change will be in the referendum will be held in 1985 to from McGill. increase," Schuller said. He conference at Laurier next year to yearbook's name, to avoid conflict decide whether the cost will be Dennis Gunter, an Oregon blamed this on the difficult include all Ontario universities. with the athletic "Golden Hawk" included as a refundable part of the entrepreneur operating Alumni economic and a situation Next year's yearbook will involve a titles. A possibility is a return to student union fee, or paid directly by Arts, the diploma factory, was increase in "The "perceived club events coordinator, section Keystone", but Grimes says students. sentenced Feb. 14 on two counts Schuller no competition" for jobs. editors, ad people, publicity people definite name has been chosen. She Grimes says that so far "everyone of mail and wire fraud in federal said McGill investigates at least talked said and a fundraising committee. Funds does say, however, that "The Willy" we've to has it's a great district court. one case involving a possibly idea " — raised will subsidize the cost of the is definitely out. including WLGS Election Task Force continued from page 1 □ The question of autonomy for including the Corporation Act, the Student Publications should be WL(JS(J Constitution, and the rules thoroughly examined regarding the positions of individuals i-i During a by-election no member in the Student Union, and what those of the Board, OMB or Senate should positions imply. They are trying to support any candidate reduce the "shady areas" in the rules, □ An arbitration process should be according to Tice. installed as a possible recourse for So far, a list of seventeen individuals with specific problems recommendations has been regarding an election. tentatively proposed, but the Task Copies of the agenda for Task Force is stiSi open to anyone's rorce meetings and its preliminary opinions. Tice said later that all recommendations will be available materia! he receives will be treated as for students in the WLCISU offices completely anonymous once the posted on the window. There wili be a recommendations and information further meeting of the Task Force at are put together. i2:00 p.m. on Friday March Bth in Some of the recommendations the WLCISCI Board Room on the More Valuable Photo by Greg Flick proposed than Fort Knox include such points as: second floor of the Student Gnion □ Mo member The last of a dying breed, these cases stand to of the OMB building, for all those who are ready serve the thirsty hordes at the Turret. (Operations Management While it may look like a lot, the supply is estimated to Board) interested in attending. Any last only about two more weeks, and some shall in way Turret staff, expecting a big run on any endorse a candidate feedback to the Task Force should sales are fearful it won't last even that long. for public office Check the complete at WLCJ be submitted in writing. Cord next week for a report on how our beer supplies are holding out. 4 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Arts & & Science i r~ i a / aaa t 11 nr Coming ™P placement orientation for GET READY NOW! CAREER Events pra(kgraas If you are graduating next year it is |, " from a & 4D1//9DR disciplines Attend the Arts »0 w/l Wednesday, March 13, 1985, 10:30 Thursday, March 7 a good idea to prepare and print your Science Placement STUDENT REGISTRATION: Orientation a.m., P1003 resume and UCPA Form prior to Session for '86 Grads on Wednesday, CANADA EMPLOYMENT & September. A UCPA Form is a March - Claire Elgersma Arts Science students may CENTRE FOR STUDENTS 13, 10:30 11:30 a.m. in P1003 has joined the staff apply standardized application form used where at Placement and Career Services, for many of the on-campus recruiting 11 30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m., Concourse the whole on-campus across Canada. With application recruiting procedure will be temporarily replacing Neil Gibson, as positions that will be available next year. session will explain Friday, March 8 deadlines as early as October, the explained. Mature Student Career Advisor. She This all you SCA APPLICATIONS DUE more you can get done now the Avoid the September rush. Attend is available to mature students need to know about on-campus Deadline 4:30 p.m., PCS office better. a Resume Writing Workshop soon. attending WLU, alumni wishing to recruiting. Arts and Science students should Pick up a change careers, UCPA Form and the UCPA and adults ■ Monday, March 11 be aware that approximately 125 Career Planning Annual which has interested in taking courses at WLU. IV / #-• T? * v ARTS & SCIENCE PLACEMENT organizations recruit on campus, articles on Resumes and also how to Her hours are Monday through ORIENTATION SESSION FOR '86 many of whom interview graduates fill in a UCPA Form. Thursday 8:30-4:30and Mondayand *TTJ~) /\ GRADS Wednesday evenings 6-8:30. Her ■* \^fffM «». 10:30 - 11:30 a.m., P1003 office is located in the Student Supervisors of the Canada Thursday, March 14 SECURITIES & Services building and her extension Employment Centre for Students will SECURITIES & INVESTMENTS INVESTMENTS is 2140. She comes to us with broad be on campus today (March 7, 1985) CAREERS NIGHT CAREERS NIGHT experience in employment and from 11:30 - 1:00in the Concourse to 5:30 - 7:30 p.m., Paul Martin Centre career counselling at the Canada register students who will be looking Employment Centre. for summer employment. Thursday, March 21 DALHOUSIE UNIVERSITY M.B.A. PROGRAM: INFORMATION Medical College Admission Test SESSION TEST DATES Regular Registration Postmark Late Registration 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m., Library 236 1985 Deadlines (regular fee) Receipt Deadlines (additional fee required) U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico Thursday, March 21 'lest Centres LUTHERWOOD EMPLOYMENT April 27, 19X5 March 29. 1985 April 12. 19X5 COUNSELLING Sept 21. 1985 Aug. 23. 1985 Sept. A. 1985 INFORMATION Bev Smart Account Executive Richardson-Greenshields in SESSION Tom Churchill Portfolio Analyst Merrill Lynch —MCAT Registration Packets are now available PCS— 1:00 - 4:00 p.m., 4-205 (Drop in) Michelle Way Equity Trader Mutual Life Wednesday, March 27 & MUSIC STUDENTS: RESUME March 14, 1985 5:30 - 7:30 <2> WRITING WORKSHOP Paul Martin Centre GRADUATING IN MAY? 12:30 - 1:30 p.m., MacDonald House 133 Graduating students from all dis- preferences and desired locations, WHAT'S IN A ciplines are encouraged to register When employers list openings for RffPH with the job referral service which you are qualified and SALES CAREER? offered by Placement and Career interested in, your resume will be SUMMER Services. Employers have used this automatically forwarded to the service in the past to post a variety of appropriate firms. Each time your On Monday. March 11. NX 5 trom n. ihe KM * M job vacancies including positions resume EMPLOYMENT r is submitted you will be Paul Martin Centre. K'S is hosting the following ' 1 representatives who will discuss their careers in sales ~'*. such as computer programmers, notified so that you can carry out the researchers, financial planners, sales appropriate follow-up. To date, 65 employers have posted Joan Armstrong Gull Canada HDbBl tIt Jw ; various summer employment Brian Walsh A.H. Robins -j. I representatives, students-in- if you are interested in a job Gail Schrempf Frlden Alcatel accounts, underwriters, placement referral, you are required to attend a opportunities with Placement and 11 * Peter Haplln Hewlett-Packard 1 officers and supervisors. Career Services. All students looking job search workshop prior to You may submitting 10- for summer employment should register by registering. You are invited to uhanccincni »>(her oppununiUcs md have an> concerns |TJ «, 15 copies of your resume and consult the summer job binder in W i M " register any time after March 15 and answered I Ik presentation will end 7:b<> ' ' completing a referral registration PCS weekly for new postings. p.m. and coffee and lemonade will then be available during rl rTiinlJ as an alumnus you are entitled to a card on which you indicate your job lifetime use of this service. This summer, mind your own business! Have you ever considered starting your own Program is part of Ontario Youth Enterprise and business? If you're a student 15 or over and will provide qualified young people with interest- returning to school this fall, you may qualify free loans up to $2,000. i for a Student Venture Capital Pick up an application at your loan to help you get started. or Youth Hotline at high school, college or university The Student Venture Capital T-800-263-7777 placement centre. Ontario BILD ill co-operation with The Royal Batik of Canada (OPPORTUNITIES ___ Ontario Chamber of Commerce j STUDENTill 0 VENTURE.a! I PROGRAM THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 5 LOW EVERYDAY PRICES £ news Men's & Women's Haircut ? Campus political clubs active Perms r $20 term. 180 members, a level it has Complete by Bruce Maule maintained for several years. The Liberal club does the same (t§£} Despite an impending provincial But membership drives are not kinds of things. On Monday, Ontario election, interest in the campus the only ways to attract new Liberal Leader David Peterson will be political clubs appears to be members. Peter McCullough, on campus to address students. As FleaseCaU well, Horvath has lined 1) remaining at the same level as it has outgoing vice-president of the Mew up impressive Square For Appointment speakers for next fall. TTie leader of will w 8 GO Town in recent years. Party club, rf political parties are Democratic explained the opposition, John Turner, is St. oppose** All three major that the clubs perform two other 746-1520 represented by clubs at Laurier. The scheduled to speak, as are Jean which often attract purpose of the clubs is to create an functions Chretien and Shiela Copps. Horvath Mon-Thurs 9-6 Fri 9-9 Sat 8-6 awareness on campus about policies members. One is to organize says one of the reasons for this "is to as and strategies" of the parties, political events, such speakers, get the Liberal message out and to according to Kathy Horvath, and the other is to organize social bring a sense of purpose to the next CONCORDIA & president of the Laurier New Liberal events. election." is in * Association. The NDP party holding steady Social events such as a beer and UNIVERSITY She revived the Liberal club on its membership of about twenty pizza night are also held by the campus this year and brought its members. Liberal club. membership from a level of zero to Organizing these events is one The size of the clubs often has its present level of 57. This is not an thing the PC club has been much to do with the national mood When is easy feat, but Horvath explained it particularly adept at. "We are the in politics. Widdis speculated that the was done by using the methods voice of the PC party of Ontario and PCs success on campus has to do enough employed by all campus political Canada on campus," according to with the "national situation. It's in to clubs. "Membership drives are Widdis. To get this message across, be conservative. When the party's enough? been treated toa number important. We increased our Laurier has popular, the clubs are popular. We've being in of PC speakers. Most recently, Roy membership from 0 to 43 by had our bad times,too." In high technology education, the answer is probably never. the Concourse for four days in the McMurtry and Larry Grossman came Horvath stressed that being a second week of January," explained to Laurier in an effort to drum up member of a political club is an If you want to stay where the action is, on the technical side Horvath. support for their leadership excellent training ground for the of things, build yourself the kind of background that's The Progressive Conservative campaigns. Dennis Timbrell and future. It gives students a chance to designed to keep you there. party also relies heavily on Frank Miller went to the University of "learn about political institutions and recruitment drives. Club President Waterloo. how they work." It also allows for The Faculty of Engineering and Computer Science at take Cathy Widdis said that a lot of their The PC club also organizes social hands-on experience when an Concordia University offers you the chance to in members were signed up during events such as an annual pub night, election is called by helping the local Masters and Doctoral programs and video night, and registration at the beginning of a sleigh ride riding associations with their Computer Science September. The PC club has about publishes a newsletter three times a campaigns. Building Engineering Civil Engineering Electrical Engineering Mechanical Engineering PASS sponsored by Eco. dept. | Full-time applicants may be eligible for financial support up to $10,000/annum. by Liz Jefferson arid believes the popularity of the Economics doesn't have depart- For information and application forms, write: Some misunderstandings about course indicates that students find it ment-run tutorials because "they the status of the PASS program and valuable. obviously don't think tutorials would Assistant Dean's Office Faculty and Computer Science the type of Since the students' response does contribute to their program. If we of Engineering service it offers 1455 de Maisonneuve Blvd. West, Room H-907 a tutorial Economics 100 students have been indicate that the PASS program is provided study program for Montreal, Quebec H3G IMB cleared up by Dr. Russell Muncaster, valuable, the question was raised as them, we'd have to do it for every vice-president academic, and Dr. to why the department doesn't take department." PASS is a study service John Finlay, chairman of the the extra step and provide the service designed by students and provided Economics Department to its students. Other departments by students, but any department can There was some concern over the have tutorials included in the sponsor a similar program if a need fact that PASS was allowed rent-free students' tuition — whywould this be is felt use of university classrooms, a impossible for Economics 100? For the moment, PASS is a privilege given to university clubs, Muncaster answered this question valuable but unique service. It even though they are a private by making clear the difference provides Economics 100 students enterprise which charges a fee. between the PASS program and with lecture review material and According to Finlay, "the activity tutorials created by and run by question periods conducted by came to the attention of the vice- university departments. The basic fourth-year Economics students. It is president, and that raised the issue of difference, says Muncaster, is that designed to help them pass their room rental. If it was a private profit- department tutorials are a part of the midterm and final exams and making organization, rent had to be course structure and content, while charges only a minimal fee. A paid." PASS is a "study aid." Existing university-run study program, The solution found by Muncaster tutorials run by the university are "not however, does not seem to be a was the sponsorship of the program just review of lectures, but are taking possibility. According to Muncaster, by the Economics Department. the students through part of the "You have to remember that a Finlay says that now his department learning process. It's part of the university is designed to present shares the responsibility tor the package," and therefore included in knowledge to the student— it's up to content and finances ofthe program. tuition. the students to leam it. That's why we "The vice-president was concerned Muncaster went on to explain that have professors instead ofteachers." Time on your that there be some assurance of quality. They (Ferguson and Tabuchi, the originators of the hands this summer? program) are now required to report to us on their finances, and talkto me about their plans and how they're Disabled job program Student Publications could use going to organize." by Ted Edwins The Economics Department itself Wilfrid Laurier is now participating epilepsy, or emotional problems in your help and your talents this will not take over the program, says in an important new program to help the program. Potential workers are Finlay, because "I don't have the summer with the Summer Cord give disabled people job experience matched to one of the four work time to get involved in the physical so that they may find permanent stations according to the demands Weekly, the WLU-er, Wall operation. If the department runs it employment in the regular work of the job, the accessibility of the the question of accessibility arises — force. work station, and the capabilities of Calendar, and Pocket Planner. and we can't afford to offer tutorials In co-operation with the worker. Placement at one of the for 1000 students. They may ask the local why chapter of the March work stations lasts anywhere from it isn't included in tuition." of Dimes, the Writers, photographers, artists and University's Personnel department two weeks to four months. When asked why the is PASS one part of the Experience Cher Koch, personnel officer at production people are welcome on program charges a fee even though Personal Training (PET) Laurier, is pleased to participate in it is not paying rent, Finlay explained, program. The University of Waterloo, a volunteer basis. Organizational "for the same reason that people pay McDonald's the program. "They are a joy to at King and Columbia, a have," to attend special functions in clubs. and she says. meetings will start in April. maintenance and janitorial firm in By participating in the program, There are costs that can't be covered Mount any other way. The Forest are other participants Laurier is giving a real confidence financial in the program. Please call 884-2990 for more reporting to us is in a way on PET gives disabled booster to disabled people, probably a check people a this very issue." chance to develop job skills the largest benefit of the program. a information. The at time when jobs for anyone are PET gives disabled people the skills actual charge for the program scarce. Ask is $15 for five sessions. The students and confidence to work at jobs in the for Chuck or Fred. running Carol Timlin, who works for the K- real work force. Disabled people the program have to work W hard on details such registration, branch of the March of Dimes, often have difficulty finding jobs as says that advertisinq. hiring of tutors and while the mandate of the because of public attitudes towards setting the content ot the tutorials. March of Dimes is to help the adult certain kinds of disabilities. This ESQ Finlay says, "my opinion is that the physically disabled, there are also often makes jobs particularly hard to Wilfrid Laurier University returns to the students are modest," people with learning disabilities, find in times of high employment. \ ) 6 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY comment Harassment help Teaching assistants at McMaster University have recently lodged complaints with their union about sexual harassment on campus. Most people are surprised by these charges. They shouldn't be. Sexual harassment and abuse is a reality in almost every community. The T.A.S were lucky because they had a system to report to. Here on campus, we have no such system. That is because we do not have those problems here at 'good ol' Laurier,' you'll say. You are mistaken; there are several incidents of harassment each year on this campus. Most of us do not hear about them because, for one thing, they are not publicized, and for another, they are not reported by the victims. Being the victim of harassment is painful and embarrassing, and most women just are not willing to deal with the humiliation of admitting what has happened to them. It would be easier if the judicial system was prepared for complaints of this nature, but it is not on this campus. Currently, the Dean's Advisory Council (DAC) is the only body that has the power to deal with something of this nature. However, the DAC is not used to this sort of thing, and so trying to get justice done becomes much more painful than necessary. What we need is a sexual harassment grievance committee, a subcommittee of the DAC. This way, the committee (through the DAC) would have the power to mete out punishment to the offender, and the method of reporting and trying such a case would be much kinder to the women involved. Before we can take steps to create such a committee, we as a community need to answer some questions. What is sexual harassment? Is it a look, a rude comment, or an overt physical attack? Matt Certosimo, our new WLCISCJ president, has promised he will distribute a questionnaire dealing with these problems. When he does, please participate. Next, we need to recognize that this kind of behaviour is not acceptable in a university community (or anywhere, for that matter). Discourage rude comments or actions, and channel your frustrations in other directions than at the opposite sex. If we can accept these principles, then the next step is to recognize that these cases are of a more difficult and embarrassing nature than most offenses. Hopefully, members of a sexual harassment grievance committee would understand the difficult nature of the case, and would use their best judgement in dealing with the accuser and accused. A committee should be formed of three people at the most, and a majority of the committee members should be female. (The DAC is composed mainly of males, which makes taking a case of harassment to them more difficult for a woman.) Having a small group of women to approach initially would be a lot less intimidating than our current system. More incidents of harassment would probably be reported to this less intimidating group. Women do not have to be embarrassed about being harassed. They should be willing to make the process of lodging a complaint easier. Think about it; even if it is not your problem, it probably is for someone you know. Should everyone not be given an equal opportunity to enjoy university without fear and discomfort? For victims of harassment, coming to campus can be agony. I know, and I don't want anyone else to experience that feeling. Ruth Demeter letters Angry Byers tells Kirkham to forget 1960s and accept the 1980's After reading Chuck Kirkham's itself, there maybe some acceptance the Committee's Minutes, and in we also recommended that the President Matt Certosimo stated, "He editorial "No Safety Limit" (Cord of to this myth. But, if Kirkham had Engineering Reports, the Engineers speed limit be reduced. Research hopes that he and I will be able to Feb 14/85) 1 am greatly spent some time researching the from the Traffic Department will be suggests that other municipalities in pursue the matter of a lower speed disappointed in Kirkham's situation, he would have found a meeting with Mr. Wes Robinson Ontario reduce speed limits to 40 limit" and furthermore, he noted that ignorance towards the Hazel- different story than he presented. (WLU's director of Physical Rant and km/hr. This is especially true in "it's not over." readers, some Clniversity crossing and further In all fairness to the Planning) to discuss the hospital and school zones. In any In today's society students can ill and disillusioned by Kirkham's frivolous of Kirkham's ambiguous University's longterm future plans case, it is not presumptuous to afford to be angry or resentful, statements comments which prevent him from contradictory need and to co-ordinate traffic control believe that traffic lights will be especially if we want to take I to offer offering any fruitful suggestions. clarification. Thus would like efforts with a view to utilizing the installed within a few years. advantage of our education. It is a the following corrections which Regional Light Signalization As the past president of the As 1 stated in previous interviews in real pity that Kirkham's editorial depict the situation to be "one of the Program. the Cord, the groundwork has been suggests that students should Students' Union who was year" responsible for the recommenda- major accomplishments of the In this respect, two groups who are laid and now the onus rests upon the pursue this negative attitude. While, tions drafted and presented to the and not "the biggest disappoint- very much involved in the process, Region of Waterloo and our own in the 60s, students tried to as suggests. Region's Engineering Committee, I, ment" Kirkham have been brought together to University to see the eventual revolutionize the system from the safety of those has been too, was perplexed over the While the discuss the crossing. installation of lights through. Though outside, today in the 80s, working time Committee's request to lower the in question for some at the Traffic lights were the ultimate the speed limit reduction was only within the system means success has speed limit on University Avenue. (Jniversity-Hazel crossing, this goal of the past Board of Directors one of our recommendations, it was and respect. the student Yet, it is ridiculous to argue that been the first year that and, though our Board pursued this, nonetheless practical, and as Kevin B. Byers "students and administration of government chose to pay more than a WLU have every right to be furious lip service to the problem. As direct result, with the Region of Waterloo" or "that noticeable changes are slowly taking students of Laurier should be place. Ski team loses because of Cord's disinterest resentful and angry." The editorial First and foremost, the Region has in It is my understanding that a without such releases, did your readers a now recognized the crossing sponsorship. For the university is that press great disservice school newspaper is a publication for when it suggested that question to be unsafe. This past few years several regional results and general hype about the the needs and the students by the students. If such a wants of university students the recognition would be doubtful, if the bottlers of Pepsi-Cola Canada in ski series printed in the newspapers are paper can in any way help to Southern same as elementary school children. presentation before the Committee Ontario have rationalized of the respective institutions be did not take place. maintain the existence of any funding the university ski series (now forwarded to them. It seems that The time that one has spent in university program, sport or over for the season). these school has given us the emotional becond, proper signs will be Unfortunately, bottlers want proof that their otherwise, then it has an obligation to however, the question of involvement skiing is stability and a higher level of maturity posted warning motorists of the who will in university do so. sponsor the series the seems school area. And, though these signs arises every year. being recognized. Hence, than your editorial to suggest. Many university extra-curricular The are for the direct safety of small Neither Pepsi nor any company is a significance of weekly ski team editorial adds further disbelief activities and programs rely heavily in the closing line when Kirkham school children in the area, they also shoo-in sponsor. stories and results is actually much on sponsorship from the it suggests "people should wonder if adequately forewarn motorists of not business Naturally, would be fair to deeper than the stories themselves. children, community. In particular, that working with the system is worth the only the but also of others the assume any sponsor demands Publicity for the ski team this year, in OUAA/OWIAA competitive alpine an adequate return on however, in an time and effort." For Kirkham, and to crossing the vicinity. investment. has been treated skiing program would not exist All 8 some degree Student Publications And, finally, as is documented in Pepsi has requested of each continued on page THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 7 comment the CORD weekly What's up Chuck? Editor Chuck Kirkham always got the advantage because I write it, and don't have to by Chuck Tatham I put up with their logical, intelligent rebuttals. Many of these can column. NEWS Lots of people wonder how they wnte a humour antagonistic types will go right off the deep end if they see a ZZZH write myself. guess the Editor Bruce Maule I've often tried to figure out how to one I sentence like, is by setting up the Assistant Editor Bruce Arculus best way to approach the whole problem "Horse jockeys usually force themselves to vomitafter a large statements framework of a normal column and filling in moronic meal because they don't want to gain too much weight and end try it. instead of logical ones. Let's their career. Many of them simply thumb through an edition of Contributors Liz Jefferson the wanted an article Let's say, for argument's sake, that Cord Who Has Seen the Wind during dessert; this always does the Ted Edwins Firstly, I would have to about my opinion of Canadian literature. trick," so I don't put it in. My motto is, 'Don't be too pushy'. J. David Black sit down and figure out how I feel about it. Okay, I have. It stinks. Andrea Cole Having said that, I've insulted a large part of my audience. I'm For the remainder of the article I just slap together a few used to doing this, and if I don't dwell on it, maybe the disgusted comments about asexual grade twelve English teachers and fnitfrtainment readers will forget about it. how all Canadian stories are set either in the prairies or a _ Now I sit down at my typewriter, can't just come out and say, northern mining town full of drunken rubbies, and by then it's Editor Ruth Derneter "Canadian literature stinks." This would be too simple. I have to just about time for the old conclusion. This is usually the most Contributors Tony Hall Musharaf Mughal say something that not only gets my point across but also gives important part of the whole column. Kevin Ellis Rob Currie an example of why Canadian literature stinks. My opening The ending of the article is important because it contains the Ingrid Randoja statement could be, for example. thoughts that will ultimately be left in the reader's mind. When a "Have you ever seen one of those grime-covered old guys who reader finishes the Cord and walks over to ram it intothe garbage lie around in alleys and eat Alpo? These are the kind of people compactor, he/she is saying to themself either "Gee, that was SPORTS who enjoy Canadian literature." thought-provoking journalism" or "Maybe I should save this; Right off the bat I've implicitly told you my feelings on the we're almost out of toilet paper." It's my jobto ensure the former Theresa Kelly Editor subject and I've made you feel really lousy if you happen to like sentiment. The most effective manner in which this is Contributors Rob Furlong Canuck crapola. But I can't stop tnere; I've got to substantiate my accomplished is by pulling the old, "We're all in this together" Dave Stacey opinion. To do this I refer to a work of Canadian literature that psychology and making the reader feel as insightful as you are. Neil Ostrom most Cord readers have been forced to read in their academic For our Canadian literature topic, something like, experience. The obvious work that comes to mind is The Stone "I know you're as smart as I am, and because ofthat, I'm going COPY EDITING Angel. Just by mentioning the name of this crappy book 1 have to make a helpful suggestion. Why don't you gather up all the Canadian books that you have in house Marina Munro got 90% of the readership on my side. A sentence like, your and take them a seizure, a down to a used book store? With luck, Lisa Schßdroth "Whenever an epileptic person has large, bulky, any you'll get enough worthless object should be jammed into their mouth so that they money back to buy a couple of Mr. Freezes at Mac's Milk. Better don't choke themselves. Nothing does the job better than a yet, chuck them all in the furnace; maybe you'll get a home PRODUCTION brand new copy of The Stone Angel," usually does the trick. heating grant from the government,"—keeps everyone happy Still, some people are really getting angry. Some of their best and ends the column on a happy, constructive note. Manager Karen Thorpe friends, or possibly they themselves, write drivel north ofthe 49th Well, it looks like I'm out of time, but maybe we'll have some Assistants Heather McAsh parallel. They're just a-chewing on their pipe and sweating trie folks come up here next week with some humour articles. Who Lynn Kurtz hell out of their tweed blazer, but I've got them on the ropes. I've knows, 1 may have created a monster! Contributors Andrew Dunn Alena Raus PHOTOGRAPHS/GRAPHICS News comment by Bruce Maule Photo Manager Karlm Vlrani Photo Technician an Landschoot Graphk Arts Technician Peter J. Lear Beer strike provincial tragedy Contributors Richard Cousins It's is CIRCULATION & FILING They've finally been able to crack me. loaded with protein, easy to digest, beer. It makes life so much less Four years of university couldn't do it. requires no preparation, it tastes great, complicated. Nancy Bruin Neither could one year of residence. and it's inexpensive. Not even Campbell's It seems to me that beer really should Integrated case didn't even come close, Chunky Soup can deliver all that. Even be deemed an essential service by the and small business was a morale better, it doesn't make dirty dishes (or government. Soon Canadians will start TYPESETTING booster in comparison. more realistically, it doesn't force you to losing their identity because they will be But finally, the one catastrophic event try and clean one of those ten-month-old unable to drink Molson Canadian. The Head Typesetter Liz Young has taken place. As unlikely as nuclear dirty dishes before you can eat). continuing beer ads will drive people to Typesetters Jennifer Grady war, and even more fears—the brewers But it's not just that. Beer is an integral violent acts when they go to their fridge Joyce Barker have gone on strike. And not justany beer part of most people's social lives. Can you and see the beer shelf is empty. The chip Janice Daer strike but a two-week-long one imagine going into Wilf sand discovering and snack manufacturers will begin to threatening to go on for months. A short there's no beer? You might even be lay staff off as people all across the ADVERTISING 864-2990 one is okay, but now my emergency forced to have one of those Bacchus province begin to lose the munchies. And has run out, and so has instead. It would send me out of even worse, the dozens of charities who Fred supply everyone specials Manager Taylor else's. there faster than I race to the Registrar's rely on 'bottle drives' to fund their rac' Ba Representatives tes don't want you to think I'm an Office when find out the drop deadline is operations will be left bankrupt with Ben Kooh I I no alcoholic, but 1 do like my beer. Mot in five minutes. place to turn. because I'm addicted, but because it's The worst thing about this whole mess National Advertising just more practical that way. I figure, when Beer also has many social values. Take is that some people refuse to take it Campus Plus (416)481-7282 you watch a game of hockey, football, me for instance. Under the crush of seriously enough. Some have the gall to baseball or any other sport, you know deadlines, midterms and reports, the suggest we beer drinkers simply shift to CLASSIFIEDS you're going to be bombarded by beer prospect of a cold and frosty one waiting liquor. This shows a complete lack of ads which tryto twist feeble for me at home (I'm referring to beer part. r . Mike Kacmar your brain and understanding on their Don't they Coordinator manipulate you into having a beer. So 1 here) is a thought much needed. I don't know beer is God's choice in figure, if I sit down with a case, the ads need sleeping pillsto reduce stress. I don't refreshment? It is as irreplaceable as milk won't have any effect on me, and I'll save a need aspirin to dull a headache. I don't And to all those wimps who say, "I don't The Cord Weekly is published weekly during the trip to the fridge. need psychiatric care to keep me sane. care about the strike, I don't like beer fall and winter academic terms. Editorial opinions And I don't need Valium to offset the anyway," I have only one thing to say. I are independent of the University, WLUSU, and It's practical to drink beer for other adrenalin flowing after a round of hope you choke on your next glass of Student Publications. The Cord is a member of reasons, too. It's the perfect student food. business classes. All I need is my trusty lemonade! the Canadian University Press news collective. Eight month, 24 issue Cord subscription rates are: $12.00 for addresses within Canada and $15 anywhere else. Major Tom The Cord welcomes all comments, criticisms and suggestions from its readers. Letters to the Editor must be typed, double-spaced and handed in to the editor pnor to Monday noon. All letters must bear the author's full name and telephone number. The Cord reserves the right to refuse any submission which it considers racist, sexist, homophobic or libellous in nature. All letters are subject to editing for length. The Cord offices are located on the 2nd floorof the Student Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier University. 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All submissions will be evaluated on the basis of quality and clarity of expression. 8 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY news Question WLU Press 10th anniversary J "We're very involved in new high the interests of Week J. of the by David Black the academic technology," says Ms. Sandra community. Titles range from 1984 marked the tenth year of Woolfrey, the director of WLU Press. | Beowulf and the Celtic Wilfrid Laurier University Press' Tradition" to "We're very aware that faculty "Retirement: Bane or Blessing.'' commitment to innovative and members are increasingly putting WLCI Press also acts as a co- inexpensive scholarly publication. To manuscripts on memory systems." publisher celebrate, WLU Press offered faculty, with several esteemed Do you think King Arthur really lived? WLU fVess has published 120 scholarly agencies, staff, and students a including the tour of the books since its inception. In terms of Canadian Corporation facilities, a for Studies in book sale, a faculty-varsity annual output, it stands as the by Marina Virani team Religion, the Council on the Study of Munro and Karim basketball game, and birthday second largest university press in Religion, cake. the Calgary Institute for the English-speaking Canada. An Humanities, and The university established the Library of WLCI editorial committee considers only Canadian Review Press in 1974 of Comparative to answer problems of those works that peer adjudication Literature. One prolonged production time work of the latter and has deemed deserving of publishing series, "Narcissistic Narrative," escalating costs in the academic was subsidy. selected by an American publishing industry. By involving the body for its "WLU Press has a reputation for "Outstanding Books List." authors in the publication process, doing very high production," quality A number of academic journals, and through the utilization of says Woolfrey. "And its mandate is to including Canadian Journal of advanced publishing technology, in a publish reasonable time and at a Political Science and University including "camera-ready" typescript of reasonable price." Western Ontario Law Review," copy and manuscripts on computer are Hugh MacLachlan The Press has concentrated its also published by WLU tape and disk, WLU Press has been Press. Chairman of English publishing interest in the areas of In the future, the Press able to sell their products at prices looks to Religious Studies, Philosophy, and continue its Yes. No one would take English considerably lower than the growing contribution to average History, but publishes books in a the cause of 249 (Arthurian Literature) if I price of scholarly books. research and variety of other disciplines spanning scholarship in Canada. didn't believe it. letters cont'd Ski team funding continued from page 6 competition this sort of indirect Pepsi in Southern Ontario Jennifer Destun advertising provides with those paid wholeheartedly for their fantastic 2nd Year English uninterested manner by the Cord. advertisers in the paper. After all, it is support and involvement in The team I wasn't around back then — I has, therefore, found it advertising which keeps the Cord university competitive skiing. This difficult to live don't know. He probably lived, up to its obligations afloat. But the fact remains, however, note of appreciation is offered not requested by the series but I don't know how well he sponsors that these sponsors sink a only on behalf of even though a steady stream the team and the lived back then. It couldn't have of considerable sum of money into Cord's skier readership was but also on been too exciting. articles submitted. university competitive skiing, a sport behalf Over the year, the Cord has of future ski team members which is attracting greater numbers here at WL(J and at other Ontario omitted ski team articles because of students every year. This Universities. of space constrictions, refused to use sponsorship is in essence helping to Regardless ot who is providing "Pepsi" in headlines and refused to add a dimension to university life for sponsorship to whatever activity, allow ski team members the skiing athletes all across Ontario should students not be able to show opportunity to express collective which otherwise might not exist. their appreciation through their appreciation to the series' sponsor in Surely this support is sufficient paper especially if the continuance of John Carser and Jeremy Home these articles. One can understand payment for more than mere token their activity remains in question somewhat the paper's probable 3rd Year Biology and Graduate: mention in our newspaper. from year to year? MSW concern about the obvious free The WLG Varsity Ski Team 1985 advertising and worse the would like to thank those bottlers of David Bradley I think he lived, but he was the leader of a lowly tribe. Anyone who calls a woman a "wench" has got to come from a lowly Can professors measure intelligence? tribe. How is it that your term papsr our intellectual mentors, with widt Have they successfully computer- submissions for this year received a lapels and Earth-shoes, honestly feel cloned Hitler? Or is it that profs are measely C-, and two years ago when capable of measuring intelligence at too lazy to read reports through and your brother used them he got an A- this stage of the game when they only count the footnotes and mark from the same professors?.. And the cannot even define it?! Somebody the bibliography? Maybe these little beautiful piece of drivel that your certainly has an enormous amount letters that profs use to mark our roommate put together the night of objective power in their stubby essays should be banned altogether. before, pulling footnotes at random, little hands. A noted Laurier How meaningful can a scientific professor stringing quotes from prestigious had this to say of scale of grading be when applied to a Lisa Bums undergraduate journals and listing a bibliography students, "these liberal arts discipline?...And who 4th Year English that rivals the index section of the people think a grade 13 diploma really cares anyway? As long as you Library of Congress...he gets an A gives them the right to run off at the pass your courses and get the hell Yes, I believe he lived because and leaves you crying with a C-. What mouth!" This comment was in out. Once again the battle of the I'm a true romantic. are you...stupid?! Could it be that reference to the student's attempt at almighty institution vs. the individual hundreds of university students are presenting his own analytical has been played out. And even simply out of their element in post- argument, as opposed to simply though you feel your creativity has secondary institutions and are left documenting an already existing been lost somewhere in the baffled and disgruntled because they argument and copying it out institutions' requirement of cannot comprehend what it takes to verbatim. Apparently, many Laurier standardization, perhaps those profs be an A student. Or could it be that professors feel students are "running did have a point...There is more to there is an evil conspiracy of lazy, pot- off at the mouth"...But when is it that writing an essay than drinking every smoking, communist professors one has acquired the licence to run night of the term, smoking dope like who have assimilated themselves off at the mouth?...An MA or a PhD a Rastapharian, and turning out a [ Ron into the university environment by perhaps? Somebody had better tell real funky, creative piece of collusion Moravek Ist Year obtaining sound educations, Brian Mulroney and Ronald Reagan. between three textbooks and a General Arts purchasing polyester-dacron double- It seems a lot of people are warped mind. But wouldn't it be fun Yes, because that's where we knit Stretch-o-matic leisure suits, and expressing ideas these days and the to return to the days of Freud once got the word "wench" — setting out to dement the average last place that these ideas should be again? That man really had his stuff ; wench", not "wrench"! student's perception of how a grade penalized and policed isat university. together... is determined for his work. How can Where do they get profs like this? Mark Czerkawski Carmen Somwani Nominations close March 11, 1985 Bookstore Staff Elections: March 25 to March 28. 6 Student Senators King Arthur sti!! exists through 4 with 2-year terms royalty in the sense of 2 with 1-year terms Information available in the WLUSU Office. CEO ! mannerism. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 9 in brief Watch for University Admin "is sick" REGINA(CCIP)—B.C. Premier Bill Bennett efficiently. He added that "there are going to be Night to three a few surprises" when the government unveils Rock says he thinks "it's sick" have B.C.'s universities managed by three separate its budget in March. university administrations. Bennett said British Columbians are angry the government's cutbacks in funding Speaking in a hotel parking lot after dinner about Steve Perry at the first ministers' meeting in Regina, for education and social services should "wait TilUrSCIdV Sammy Hagar _ Bennett told two students he saw no need for for the next one and I'll give them something to m the three distinct managing bodies. scream about." Adams "Yeah, that's sick," said one of the students, Earlier at the reception, Bennett refused to MafCh 14 a about Kevin Weedmark, from the University of answer student reporter's question Helix * Regina, disgusted by Bennett's comment. accusations that the B.C. government was Scorpions A Bennett said the universities must use their diverting federal transfer payments away from Led Zeplin operating grants from the government more education. Bob Seger vCV r*n Twisted Sister Atjb resignation Regina pres. vows Springsteen Bruce un rrtVPB government formed a committee John Cougar NO COVER University of Regina since the REGINA(CUP)—The the province's president has vowed to resign if last summer to investigate administration deteriorating fine arts education. Students fear university is forced to close any more the the committee may recommend the or colleges. programs amalgamation of the province's two fine arts indicated I'm a builder, not a buster, "I've colleges at the U of Rand the University of Uoyd Barber told a packed university faculty )wW/wtfl is Saskatchewan. meeting recently. "If the university many more / council steel where you can shut ...and 7 i a winding down, they will have to "It's not like a mill facing major month and then start VCCNCI find someone else to do it because I m not down production for one of doing it. I wasn t hired to do it. it up the next," Barber said. If the university capable couldn't start Grappling with the $3 million deficit, the shut down the college, "you it or 1987, and it would take university Board of Governors is searching for doing until 1986 a ways to make the cuts. A proposal drawn up in six or seven years for phase-out." would increase October calls for a 15 percent tuition fee hike, Barber said the university of the university's extension program, tuition fees or its deficit before recommending The enter via side entrance at closure sculpture studio and music closure of the fine arts college. athletics program, president, says J rear of building conservatory in the event of a two percent Lori Latta, student council "¥"J resign will not likely result funding increase next year. Barber's decision to J\6Q City Hotel The Saskatchewan government, however, in "one iota of good" and expressed regret at across from funding in the his stand. She says Barber should take has hinted itwill freeze university c\ |*Atl Waterloo Town Square 1985-86 academic year. responsibility for the university because he was l-J became Ull Phone: 886-3480 Students are concerned the university will president when the university IJal in financial difficulties. close its fine arts college, a source of worry increasingly mired 4 Gov't to pay mothers' tuition MOMTREAL(CCIF)—The Quebec govern- bursaries. Welfare for single mothers is now $600 $634 ment will spend $5 million this year to pay a month with one child, with two. tuition fees and expenses for single mothers But the program is open only to women who who want to attend CEQEP or university, but have been on welfare for more than two years some say the admission criteria are too strict. and want to go to school full-time. The Marie-Jeanne Robin, the press attache for government support lasts for three semesters. Quebec's minister of social affairs, said the "For many of us, this program is a first program was designed to "give a hand to victory for freedom of action for our future and women who can't (go back to school) on their that of our parents," Marie-Therese Sevigny, a own." part-time Gniversite de Quebec a Montreal Robin said the ministry's statistics show that student and single parent, wrote in La Presse. after two years on welfare, women have an 85 "But the admission criteria contain serious percent chance of staying there. The program gaps." is aimed at helping these people, she said. "One must be on welfare for 24 consecutive There are 80,000 single parents on welfare months to be admissable," Sevigny wrote. in Quebec, Robin said, and there cannot be "This is a useless waste of time and an programs for all of them. "It's a start," she said. exaggerated delay." Eighty percent of single parents are women. Sevigny also thinks the program should The government hopes to sponsor 5,000 cover the full term of study, two to three years women who want to return to school over two in CEGEP and three to four years in university, years. The program will pay their tuition, instead of just three semesters. "How can the books, daycare, and moving costs if the beneficiary of the program continue her women want to study in another Quebec city. studies, after having taken the taste?" Sevigny In the past, Quebec's loans and bursaries asked. policy discriminated against single parents "We hope that after (three semesters) the because they would lose their welfare women will have acquired independence," payments if they applied for loans and Robin said. UBC grads face unemployment VANCCXJVER(CGP)—UnempIoyment rates percent respectively. Commerce students, have surged dramatically for graduates of the who only had a 2.8 percent 1980 University of British Columbia's technical and unemployment rate, now face a 17.4 percent o* e * \\ 0e< t a professional programs, a new survey shows. rate. poroP® 0( vosa^ ood I Hardest hit were agriculture, nursing and Shirran attributes the high unemployment accounting students who have unemployment rates to the economic recession. He warns rates of 23.3, 25.8 and 22.6 percent against generalizing from the survey because respectively. In 1980, only four percent of trends in employment are cyclical. agriculture graduates and 4.5 percent of "Students have to be careful not to give up in accounting graduates were without jobs while their field and not react too quickly to surveys every graduating nurse found work. such as this," Shirran said. The survey, conducted by CJBC's Arts had a surprisingly low unemployment counselling and resources centre>documents rate in the survey—B.B percent—which is the post-graduate activities ot nearly 90 actually an increase from the 1980 rate of 3.2 percent of the 3,777 1984 graduates frtoo 21 percent. Graduates in dental hygiene, faculties and schools. rehabilitation medicine, pharmacy and STUDENT SPECIAL I I Said Counselling Centre Director Dick landscape architecture all found jobs. Shirran: "We're trying to give people a realistic Shirran said the sun/ey does not necessarily 10% OFF WITH WLU STUDENT CARD 1 idea of what students do with various types of indicate better job prospects for arts students. UNTIL MARCH 30, 1985 8 degrees.'' "The survey means graduates of engineering, Other hard-hit faculties include forestry and applied science and forestry wait around for a 258 KING ST. 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I __ I I j i uesday Spc-cictl | I ■ { ® International Women's Day March 8, 1985 Domestic Violence • Eating Disorders • Pornography Discrimination in Sports Porn perpetuates ine uality of women ultimate goal remains to silence people, by Barbara Strachan especially women. To our readers: 'proper' place - subservient to men; Thirdly, women's human rights are At the Cord we realize how upset and to show that not all people who What is the harm in purchasing a few denied. Our bodies are separated from some of you are going to become (or are against pornography belong to the cases of beer and renting a couple of our emotions. Bodies are portrayed as a already have become) over the Moral Majority; some people believe porno films on a Friday night? After all, it's means to men's sexual gratification. No appearance of these photos in your there is an alternative to degrading all in fun. And no one takes it seriously. concern is expressed about the person as paper. This is a brief note to explain and violent pornography - that being Right? Wrong. a human being. our reasons for including these photos erotica. Pornography threatens the rights and Two trends in pornography are with the feature. This is not a question of freedom of safety of women. Recent laboratory particularly alarming. Pornography is Few people will argue that the top speech. It is a question of hate studies show the link between increasingly more violent, and children and bottom photos are pornographic. literature. Hate literature that is used pornography and violence against are used as subjects more frequently. It is for that reason they appear. The not to discredit any particular race or women. These links have been With more violent pornography being middle photo is an example of nudity religion but instead over half of the substantiated by reports from police and readily available, hatred of women is that is erotic. There is no powerplay world's population - women. rape crisis center counsellors and victims. sustained. As the increase of violence in involved, no domination or Please read all of the stories and In some court cases involving sexual the media mounts, real-life violence degradation. It is a healthy alternative note the context the photos are used assault, the sexual crimes committed increases. Statistics gathered across the to the photos that appear above and in. against victims were depicted in country indicate that occurrences of rape below it. That is why it appears. All letters to the editor must be pornographic material confiscated from are on the increase. In Canada, one We were hoping to achieve two typed, double-spaced, signed, include the offenders. woman is raped every 29 minutes. things with this feature; to show that a phone number and be submitted to As research indicates, extensive A survey in San Francisco (1978) found pornography is degrading to women the Cord by Monday at noon. viewing of pornography leads the viewer that ten percent of the women surveyed and is used to keep women in their Chuck Kirkham to regard violence towards women as said men had been trying to get them to acceptable behaviour. With increased do something the man had seen in In a study conducted by the author with cinematography focused on their breasts, exposure to pornography, the viewer's pornography. Of course, it is possible that the Department of Recreation at U of W, mouths, hips, vagina, and anus. The m~st likelihood of committing rape increases. the women may be wrong in thinking that the pornographic content of videos avail popular type of coercive pornography, Fifty-one percent of the men viewing the men were inspired by pornography, able over the counter was examined. The shown in five videos, portrayed women violent pornography said they would rape but it is similarly likely women were research is entitled The Pornographic being economically coerced by men. In if there was no possibility of getting unaware that the man's idea was inspired Content of Popular Adult Home Video violent pornography, shown in 5 videos, caught. Convicted rapists say the same by pornography. Cassettes in Kitchener-Waterloo. It was men inflicted pain on women. Many times thing. Among the women's testimony, we find found that nearly 20,000 adult titles were this was done during the act of anal sex. Pornography conditions male viewers examples of urinating in one's mouth, rented in 1984. These videos are available Regardless of the type of pornography, to accept aggression as a part of sexual tying and whipping, forced oral sex, at any of the 21 video outlets. K-W is no women were the principal victims and arousal and to view the use of violence as branding, and putting objects in the exception to the industry's booming men were the aggressors. necessary for sexual excitement. It also vagina. Furthermore, group sex with business. Within two months, four outlets The theme throughout all videos was affects men's overall view of women as teenagers, saqomasochism, physical and opened for business. With the exception that women were inferior to men and they being less than human and deservina mental torture, fetishism and bestiality of one outlet, all are situated in existed solely to satisfy men's sexual unequal opportunities and treatment. were also included in the testimonies. neighbourhood malls. This suggests that desires. While this message was implicit Women are made to feel like second Children are now used or implicitly pornographic home videos are as for most videos, one video, through its class citizens in society because they are used as subjects. In widely circulated inoffensive as bread and milk products. lead character, explicitly stated, "Sucking portrayed as objects which are valued medias, women are made to look like In an attempt to objectively identify the and fucking is the most important thing in only for their physical attributes. children or vice versa. They suggest that pornographic content of the 10 most my life." Serious social consequences evolve children enjoy sex with adults. Incestuous popular adult home videos, a scale was The most practiced activity performed from the portrayals of women and men in themes are commonplace. constructed. The scale was based on a by women was having sex. The story pornography. Firstly, pornography exerts In North America, the pornography previous study of the pornographic plots also created myths about female controloverwomen's lives. By providing a industry observers estimate profits of $10 content of paperback books. Definitions sexuality. A popular theme portrayed cultural climate which tolerates violence billion yearly. National trends show that of pornography were adopted from the women as bisexuals. In these instances against women, rape consistently the industry is growing by leaps and proposal to the federal government by the women behaved as men in the videos. threatens the safety of women on the bounds to the extent that pornography is Toronto Area Caucus of Women and the Men get sexually aroused by women streets, By emphasizing only women's commonplace in our neighbourhoods. Law. Researche;s recorded how sexuality having sex with other women, as long as physical attributes, they are denied Pornography is now available in widely was linked with degradation, coercion, men maintain their power in the equality and full participation in society. distributed forms of media such as: and violence. relationship. The activities in these Ideologically, a subtle connection exists phonograph album records; fashion, Degrading pornography depicts particular videos were portrayed as being between the sexist manner in which detective, police, and cartoon magazines; behaviours which lower a person's status liberalizing: sadomasochism; bondage; pornography portrays women and their greeting cards; television; movies; home or role. Coercive pornography is rape; infliction of pain; oral sex; group u~G~ low economic and political status in real videos; etc. described as a person being physically sex; anal sex; incest; sex with mentally life. With new technology, home videos are forced or psychologically threatened, or retarded persons or children; etc. In every Secondly, as a propaganda tool, rapidly becoming the form of the sexual activity between adults and episode, women were portrayed as ~ pornography deflects attention from entertainment in the 80s. Recently, children or teenagers. Lastly, violent enjoying the treatment they received, or if certain societal relationships. It allows industry observers estimated a national pornography includes the infliction of they did not, men continued regardless of men to reaffirm their status quo over retail profit of $1 million per week. Eighty pain, assault, bondage, mutilation, and the women's pleas to stop. others who challenge their power. For percent of profits return to organized murder. Home video cassettes bring a sense of example, pornography reflects the crime in the United States. For the Results showed that all the videos could urgency to the issue of pornography. imbalance of power between women and underground market, this is the third be classified as at least degrading Presently, videos comprise 30% of the men, races, and homosexuals. In past largest profit generating industry. pornography. Of the 10 popular videos, pornography industry. Within the next years, feminists have been portrayed as Home videos can be obtained from two 100% contained degrading pornography; two years, this figure will jump to 70%. sou·rces: over the counter and by mail 70% contained both coercive and violent With everything we now know about being enslaved, tortured, and so forth. As order. Mail-ordered home videos are pornography. Women were degraded pornography, we can assume that the change in gender roles exerts more most often by being portrayed •• object•. effects pressur-e on males. men will rather than as a whole .....__.__ --- for war. This 'training' is anti-women, anu films - homosexual, and racist propaganda. The depicting other sadomasochistic acts. Although the Criminal Code classifies this video as illegal, they are readily accessible to the public. Distributors Le isl8tion lacking for porn content advertise in newspapers across Canada. r power. example, pornography reflects the crime in the United States. For the Results showed that all the videos could urgency to the issue of pornography. imbalance of power between women and underground market, this is the third be classified as at least degrading Presently, videos comprise 30% of the men, races, and homosexuals. In past largest profit generating industry. pornography. Of the 10 popular videos, pornography industry. Within the next years, feminists have been portrayed as Home videos can be obtained from two 100% contained degrading pornography; two years, this figure will jump to 70%. being enslaved, tortured, and so forth. As sou·rces: over the counter and by mail 70% contained both coercive and violent With everything we now know about order. Mail-ordered home videos are the change in gender roles exerts more pornography. Women were degraded pornography, we can assume that the pressure on males, men will turn to known to be more violent. Titles include: most often by being portrayed as objects, effects will be felt within the bedrooms of Dungeon of Pain, Slave Training, Tied This photo, from ADAM magazine, Is an example of the pornography that pornography to clarify their ambiguous rather than as a whole being. The our community. he-"·He .. N 0 • I a !b I 0 .., d d " ., !!)~f~UJDI~.ilADQJQfl...fWUt!~ adult magazines, films and videos. for war. This •training' is anti-women, a~~ promotional trailers for other films homosexual, and racist propaganda. The depicting other sadomasochistic acts. Although the Criminal Code classifies this video as illegal, they are readily accessible to the public. Distributors Legislation lacking for porn content advertise in newspapers across Canada. You are right in asking yourself, "What stimulation.) Board's decision may settle their case in can be done?" Unfortunately, if you feel Although the wording links sex and court. But individual citizens offended by offended by pornography,- our present violence, judicial interpretations have not the denial of their rights do not have legislation does not protect women from shown this in the past. The judicial system the same privilege, regardless if such discrimination. Controls regulating has interpreted "undue , exploitation" pornography is a form of discrimination the pornographic content of any media according to community standards of against women. are seriously lacking. In Canada, all tolerance. Such standards are not used Other sections of the Criminal Code provincial and municipal legislation is for any other segment of the Criminal which could protect the rights of women based upon the Criminal Code. Code. If someone commits murder, the are those coverir]g the hate literature and According to one section of the Code, law judges this behaviour as the broadcasting sections. Although ' "Any publication where a dominant unacceptable. It should be the same with Brian Mulroney promised, before the characteristic in which undue regard to pornography. But these election of his party, that sex would be exploitation of sex with or of sex and any community standards suggest included in the Hate Propaganda section one or more of the following: crime, exploitation of sex and violence or of the Criminal Code, nothing has been horror, cruelty, or violence shall be cruelty for the sexual stimulation of changed thus far. Furthermore, in the deemed to be obscene ... " Even though viewers is not inherently unacceptable. pre"sent trial of Ernst Zundel, th~pro-Nazi sex is linked with violence, the Criminal Although the Ontario Regulating writer almost convinced the court that the Code Section poses two problems: the Board's new mandate includes the Holocaust did not occur. How can that obscenity definition, and the judicial censoring, regulating and classifying of same court protect women who have interpretation of the definition. home videos, not much change is likely to been the object of hatred in our culture for According to the definition, occur. As of April, distributors located in hundreds of years? exploitation of sex alone is regarded as Ontario will apply for licences in order to For any significant change to occur, a obscene. This vague term leads to operate their business. This mandate will definition of pornography needs to be confusion with erotica and reflects the have a direct impact on the home videos included within the present ambiguous conservative attitude in that sexual available. Regardless of the mandate, Obscenity, Hate . Propaganda and activity and nudity are immoral and violent and degrading pornography will Broadcasting sections of the Criminal inherently pornographic. The portrayal of continue to exist. Viewers will not see Code. Without these changes, the degradation and violence against women penetration, but women will continue to reliance on community standards will for sexual stimulation is unaddressed. be raped for the sexual stimulation of continue to exist. Even provincial and The "undue exploitation of sex" focuses male viewers. Distributors located municipal legislations will not be able to on sex rather than the exploitation of outside of Ontario mailing home videos control the pornographic material in our women. (The wording suggests there can will reman untouched by the new neighbourhoods. Therefore, politicians be due exploitation of sex and violence, or mandate. and police need to hear our concerns. sex and cruelty linked with sexual Distributors in disagreement with the Without our voice, nothing will change. Erotica: a healthy alternative to porn Unfortunately, erotica is often twenty-five years later, we still witness imbalance of power oetween adults and confused with pornography. Usually what female sexuality being defined by children in a sexual relationship is more the media refers to as erotica is patriarchal values. For example, sex is obvious. pornographic. But chances are our own defined as intercourse. The meaning of As long as the sexual and equality personal experiences as women can virgin, which is associated with females, revolutions remain incomplete, the differentiate between the two. Contrary to means a person who has not had a penis struggle for erotica as an alternative will pornography, erotica celebrates penetrated into a vagina instead of any be difficult. Until then, defenders of sexuality. In erotica, · participants are other sexual activity. As well, women are pornographic propaganda will continue equal persons enjoying a mutually still perceived as submissive and men as to profess the material as an expression of satisfying relationship. Sounds simple aggressive. Until last year's law reforms, a sexual liberty. But as women, personal enough. husband could rape his wife. She was his feelings about our own sexuality tell us In reality, erotica is rarely found. Erotic property. Rape was his marital right. we need to redefine the true meaning of art has not been well accepted by the The majority of the public reflects sexual liberty. As in erotica, people are public. Female sexuality has been defined conservative moralist attitudes, whereby more than bodies. Humans are emotional and controlled by men for so long, that nudity and sexual activities are inherently as well as physical beings. Sex is a natural erotica contradicts the values found pornographic. For these people, sex activity and a form of communication within the mainstream of society. While means penetration. Homosexual sex, oral within ourselves and others. The power of the majority of us accept equality sex, anal sex and group sex are also sex comes from within and not by between sexes as fundamental, our considered pornographic. dominating others. Women can choose to culture still tolerates women as sexual In erotica, power between participants love women · and/or men. Our silent objects. Sex remains a social taboo. is mutually shared. For many of us, the experiences tell us that for sexuality to be Given this cultural frame of mind, the subtleness of equal power sharing is truly enjoyed by each participant, three acceptance of erotica remains distant for difficult to detect. Advertising has ingredients are necessary: feelings, some time. conditioned us to accept the portrayal of a mutuality, and equality. A difference semi-nude woman sittinq beside a fully definitely exists between sexual freedom This picture Is an example of violent pornography that Is available In HUSTLER. The photo, Intended for the sexual enjoyment of Even though the sexual revolution of clothed man standing beside a product as and sexual exploitation. Which would you HUSTLER readers, demonstrates the ability of people to believe that sex must be a violent act leading to the ultimate orgasm. the 1960s has removed some taboos, an equal representation, whereas the prefer? 14 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Women's sports Discrimination exists in the 1980's At the Canada Games there are fewer and by Julie years, has seen the women's program The Jane Fonda jump and bounce Scott events open to women than men because increase from four reprinted sports—volleyball, fitness craze epitomizes the 'female' sport from the Charlatan a large number of events, such as judo or basketball, curling and badminton—to by Canadian University society condones. Rather than promoting Press the decathaicn, are exclusively male. ten. With the addition of soccerand figure and Kelly female fitness as a personal endeavour Theresa Under pressure to women's in fall, will have the Cord Weekly skating the women which shapes the body and mind, this events, the Canada Games Council has to compete in 12 varsity opportunity fitness movement stresses fitness as a Tina Takahashi is ranked first in added mostly female sports. The women's athletic budget way of molding the female body in in into a Canada and fifth the world her sport. sports sucn as synchronized swimming. increased by about 60% in the last two socially desirable shape. Her international ranking high, Takahashi Non-traditional women's sports are years (1983-1985 seasons). The the is understandaoly anxious to compete in ignored. "What's happening is we're dangers of Flashdance fitness With the first-place finish of the craze are the attitudes of the most prestigious of ail athletic meets- taking two steps forward and one step some of the women's volleyball team in their division, women who don their the Olympics. back.' says ;_ynne Tyler. The women's colour-co- and the resurgence of the women's leotards, But to introduce ner event to the rugby teams are out there but the ordinated tights, leg warmers basketball program this year with a full- and to do Olympics would take an ail-out battle with spotlight is on entertainment sports like headbands jumping jackstothe time on-campus coach, the future for thump-thump of "Beat It". the International Olympic Committee, the rhythmic gymnastics." women's sports looks brighter. But there "Some women get into games' governing oody. Takahashi's Sue HcTioway, a silver and bronze these are still areas that need improvement, programmes because they want to look sport is judo—a male-oriented 3po rt medalist in kayaking at the 1984 a especially in promotion. Although Leach certain way, not because they involving full Cody contact. At Olympics, says the largest obstacle for want to a meeting feels that the fan turnout at volleyball feel a certain way," says Palmason. this summer in Los Anoeies, the lOC women kavakers :s the lack of events games was a definite area of satisfaction open to again turned down Judo Canada's women. "In kayaking women still this year, the crowds do not nearly rival Although the number of females request for a women's judo event at the don't compete in as many events as men," fans at men's sports. competing in university athletics has 1388 Oiympics, citing 'financial reasons'. she says."The people who organize increased by 26% over the last five years, "This sounds like a pretty feeble excuse regattas (meets) are unprepared to make Television coverage is another area they still accounx for only about 30% of to me,' says Takahashi. Since the judo a full slate of women's events." where the women's sports are in a the university athletes across Canada. position to "take what we can mats and officials are already there forthe Not only female athletes face sex get," she In 1983. 2151 female athletes In competed ;'6n s events, she continues, itwould cost discrimination either. Women who want added. January, the women's across Canada for volleyball seven national little extra to add a women's event. to oe coaches and sport administrators do match against the Waterloo championships in basketball, Athenas was taped by CHCH in Hamilton volleyball, Takahashi is one of many female not have the same opportunities as men. gymnastics, track and field, cross athletes against the the for broadcast at a future time. The men's coming up barriers in Palmason says roie of a coach country, field hockey and swimming and basketball games are filmed each male-dominated sporting world. Widely represents the traditional male values of live diving. Over 5,0C0 men competed week. for 10 held sexual stereotypes are frustrating power and authority. national championships, One reason for the glaring inequalities which also women trying to pursue athletic 'When a woman becomes a coach she's enjoy higher media by sports the rampant coverage the major excellence. bucking social values." says Palmason. women face in is television networks. While it may now be socially acceptable "Some parents lust won't have their kid attitude that women's sports do not count. Media coverage of female sports typifies for women to compete in non-traditional compete if they know the coach is female. Considering that the percentage of points out, sports such as soccer and basketball, Societal rules dictate this." this attitude. As Sue Holloway women participating in interuniversity women are still denied equal opportunity sports is increasing, one would expect in athletics. Sports administrators, most that the number of women being of them men, decided rhythmic employed in coaching, administration gymnastics and synchronized swimming and athletic therapy would also be on the were appropriate for women by including rise. The opposite is in fact true. Since them in the 1984 Summer Olympics. 1978, there has been an increase of 32 What makes the attitude barrier women full-time and 37 part-time coaching face in sports infuriating is that it is opportunities for men. In this same time emotional and irrational. The ingrained span, women have gained only 3 full-time belief of one hockey official sums up and have lost 3 part-time positions. society's attitude towards women in At the annual CIAU sport. Asked whatharm a giri playing on a meetings, representatives from the 44 boy's hockey team would do, he participating universities gather to plan answered: "i don't know. It's my personal for the upcoming seasons. In opinion. don't believe it's appropriate 1978, the number I of delegates from each university and I don't feel it society was in- will do any creased to two, good." with hopes that a woman who was familiar with the women's The sporting world is a male world, built athletic programs at her school would be on a strict hierarchy with women stuck on sent. Unfortunately, this proposal has not the bottom rungs. Historically sport has seen greater input by women at the been and continues to be a bastion of meetings. The number of voting women male supremacy and bonding, a world of delegates has decreased by three overthe rough-housing ana locker room past five years. At the 1982 meetings, the machismo. 28 universities outside of Ontario sent a Lynne Tyler, a member of the Canadian total of only ten women. Association for the Advancement of In an effort to these statistics, a Women and Sport, says we may be trying reverse to confront sexual inequalities in the federal training program has been established for apprenticeships in but inequalities in the sports workplace, and athletic arena live on. coaching, administrations therapy. is funded by the "People don't question women working This program of the with men in the office anymore," she says, Industrial Training Divisions Branches "but some people think that if the sexes various Institutional Training and Employment Canada. Funding was meet the playing field, society will on 1 program break down. Society is not ready for body received under the grant profile. contact. If male and female sports were Of the six female varsity teams at "Women athletes aren't high "Women in Non-Traditional Occup- usually page four of integrated, coaches would quit This kind Carteton. women coach three. Unlike They're covered on ations", which pays for 75% of the of discrimination is unacceptable men's teams, few women's teams have the sports section." person's salary for up to 52 weeks. The anywhere except in sports." apprentice coaching positions where Roger Theriault, the public relations individual universities make up the women who want to be coaches gain person for the Carleton women's difference. A non-traditional occupation problem not money. Dianne The is necessary experience. Few women who basketball team, says local newspapers for women is defined as one for which Palmason, an administrative intern with apply for a coaching job are as qualified give the team virtually no coverage. "The women comprise 0—20% of the work the Canadian Track and' Field as their male counterparts, who have men's team gets a better break since it force. problem Association, says the is one of likely gotten valuable experience through attracts a larger crowd and gets more The purpose of the training program money. "Generally, attitudes rather than an apprenticeship. media attention." was to give women the skills and no sports association distinguishes Women are also under-represented in Linda Sadler, Carleton women's field experience needed to compete against between funds for athletes who meet sports administration. Fitness and hockey coach, sees a catch-22 situation men for available positions. It was also certain standards." Amateur Sport of Canada has started a for women's teams. Few people know hoped that this one-year position at the Gail Blake, assistant director of special intern programme for women to about field hockey so few spectators university would turn into a permanent athletics (women) at Carteton University, address the problem. "But the majority of show up, unlike football games which one for the individual. The program was agrees. She says although the men s administrators are still men," says Tyler. attract hordes of people. "The crowd can developed by the University of Manitoba basketball team was allotted $2000 more "Women are moving from low to middle help the team win and once it wins, it gets with assistance from the Coaching than the women's team in 1983-84, the positions but they still aren't at the highest more support," says Sadler. Until this Association of Canada. women's team receives sufficient funds. levels." cycle is set in motion, field hockey will In March 1983, 14 universities across Even if the notoriously high football The coaching situation at Laurier is remain a low profile sport. the country received $140,000 in funding budget was reallocated, she says similar to other universities across the Another attitude which hinders women to create 16 apprentice positions, ranging women's teams would stand to gain country. Women's Athletic Director and is the rigid view of what is 'female' in from administrator to coach to nothing. "We get all the money we ask Volleyball Coach Cookie Leach is the sports. Again, the media is a prime culprit therapist. Five of the sixteen women have for," says Blake. only full-time female coach who works of this sexual stereotyping. been hired full-time by the university women face is unequal exclusively at the Athletic Complex. "You've Come A Long Way, Ladies", a where they received their apprentice The problem in opportunity in national and international Anne Moore, coach of the men's and film documenting women in sports, has training while three others remain competitions. Until the 1984 Summer women's curling teams, is a full-time beautiful footage of female athletes. apprenticeship programs. Two are field, Olympics, women could not compete in employee at the university, but is not a Unfortunately, it trivializes their pursuing graduate degrees in their by sports- the marathon run."The fighting it tookto full-time paid coach. Currently, men performances capturing them in and three others have found university. Only get this event shouldn't have been coach the majority of women's sports sexual poses and not sweating a drop related jobs outside the necessary," says Palmason. "ft should be including basketball, track and field, while working out. "This is not the real two women are still seeking employment image in sports," says a given that women participate just like soccer and skiing. of women Lynne while a third obtained a non-related men." Leach has been at Laurier for nine Tyler. "It's a sanitized version." position. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 15 ENTERTAINMENT Yuk Yuk's fill Turret with laughs photos by Karim Virani by venue Kevin Ellis five or ten minutes out to 'watch' a of all congratulating the Laurier Bullard is also presently writing for I am playing." Bullard has problems playing in the States video game. (That's watch, not hockey team on their effort against CBC Radio in Toronto. It is no surprise that Turret play...no money...strange.) Western, and then by picking on a because he knows little about the his in entertainment attendance for special in the After his pre-stage warm-up had biz-nob named George He also As experience lives of the people he plays for. events toward past few months has been, to say the been completed, Lawrence found singled out a Waterloo student and has grown, Bullard's attitude "Lawrence's act is all prepared, and least, not impressive, but it would his way to the stage and introduced voiced an opinion of him which I am his craft has changed: from being he knows what lines will work and something loves, comedy has seem that Laurier's apathetic attitude the crowd to his off-the-wall sure most Laurier students would he where. My act is more flexible and changed for at least a few hours last conceptual, yet crude, style. With his agree describes many students at (J become something that can be moves on the experiences of the "I can't Friday night. This huge crowd was strange beatnik mannerisms, of W. (It was less than favourable.) used to control an audience. audience." any more," he drawn by the great reputation of the Lawrence gave the crowd his own even watch Carson Yuk Yuk's comedy tour and view of his childhood, parents, and Bullard is a comedian who started said. "Because of my professional Unfortunately, the last comedian comedian see comedians Lawrence Morganstern pets, and his impersonations of in the business in the amateur night viewpoint, every I I who was scheduled to appear never a of lines used to and Pat Bullard. characters from shows such as Star program at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto, reduce to system found the Turret, and the search audience The Turret filled by 9:00, and by Trek and Petticoat Junction. and has worked his way up to induce response." parties are at the point where they of 10:00, Lawrence Morganstern had Lawrence then left the stage to make professional standards and gained He has styled his acts so that the may be forced to give up. Because to be found his way to the school and had way for a much classier, much the status of being one of Yuk Yuk's audience will relate to him directly. his absence, the show had shortened, but rest of the night started the strange rituals he puts smoother, Pat Bullard. best. He has also appeared on the "My act deals with my audiences' the Turret himself through before going on Bullard hit on some of the soft Don Harron Show, the Alan Thicke personal experiences in the was part of the best show the stage, rituals which include taking spots of the Laurier audience by first Show and a David Steinberg special. environment that surrounds the has seen this term. photos by Andrew Dunn The Arthurian Festival is off to a roaring start, as you can see. To the left is a photo of the Society for Creative Anachronism, giving a demonstration of medieval fighting techniques. Above, a Laurier Arthur's ghost lives at musician heralds a change of course at the medieval banquet Sunday night. Watch for more events, Laurier movies and jousts during the week. 16 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY - entertainment EXAM SKILLS yJWTk WORKSHOP r^V,' SERIES Frantics' humour fast and furious 1 also had his own band for a while, and does a children's show by Ruth Demeter (get the 3 which went by the name of Poopy idea?) Mr. Policeman accuses him of sessions: Dan and his Lunch. murdering Mr. Milkman; Mr. Rolo J| Thursdays 2:30 - 3:30 Take four bizarre and crazy This exotic quartet is filled out by (the puppet of Mr. Friendly) takes individuals who have almost nothing the ridiculously thin Paul Chato, who over, until Mr. Sergeant (the puppet & March 14, 21 28 in common, give them a name, and worked in advertising for a short of Mr. Policeman!) arrests everyone. let them perform comedy. Usually a while before turning to full-time These guys are lunatics, and their formula like that wouldn't work, but comedy. songs are perhaps the craziest part of the case of the Frantics, it has This collection of talent their performances. • Are you frustrated by exam performance that does in odd They combine not reflect what you have studied? resulted in the best comedv troupe in produces wacky one-liners, songs absurd topics with overacting to the country, as their show on March 2 and skits, all performed in rapid make a mockery of music • Do you suffer from panic no matter how well you as we at the Humanities Theatre K-Tei- it. know the material? proved. order. The show started with a know One number that they The Frantics also came to type commercial for the "Wonder repeated from last year wasa country The EXAM SKILLS Workshop Series is designed to help Waterloo a year ago, and they Dumper," a new and improved toilet tune containing the infamous line you to cope better with the intellectual demands and included some of the better skits designed to make your time in the "Great God above, I must be in love, competitive pressure of exams. We will discuss various types from their last show this year. Rick bathroom more useful. The Dumper 'cause you scared the shit out of of exams (multiple choice, essay, problem solving), faulty Green, who introduced the show, (sold by Redican) included such me." study techniques, exam anxiety and memory lapses, then was particularly glad to be back as he features as the John Diefenbaker One note for old fans of the suggest strategies to help you improve your exam received his physics degree from Memorial tool kit, and a complete Frantics— they're getting crazier in performance. CIW. library of Shakespeare, Chaucer and their old age. Each of the members All sessions will be held in P2015. Workshops are free, but It's rather hard to believe that a anyone else you can think of. has branched out to experiment with with a science degree could be It's hard describe the fast-paced bizarre humour. The best please sign up in the Student Services Centre, Upper Floor. ; man to example continuously funny, isn't it? But humour of the Frantics; tying their on Saturday evening had Rick Green instructor: Sarah Kolasiewicz Green, like his contemporaries, uses words to paper lessens the lightning- and Paul Chato performing all the Study Skills Program his background to create hilarious bolt impact they have on stage. One- episodes of Star Trek ever filmed. It characters, and he of course is the liners are whipped off in less than a sounds impossible, but they did it, brunt of many jokes. minute, and while the occasional skit remaining true to Trekkies and the All members of the group have will move slowly, most are performed sci-fi genre. unusual histories. Peter Wildman is a so quickly that you don't get to rest If you ever get a chance to native of Peterborough, and between laughs. experience this humour live, take it. although that sounds unexciting, he One skit (returning this year from Theirradio show isalways terrific, but is particularly good at writing music their last performance in Waterloo) the added dimensions of facial for the team's humorous songs. Dan that never lets up is the Mr. Friendly expression and nervous energy Redican was a puppeteer, and routine. Mr. Friendly wears a sweater make the show even more "frantic". CanadianW Travel Centre J* 'Our Business is Going Places Mao and Mozart reunited 112 258 King Street North I by Rob Currie China through images of both the because they taught foreign music J Waterloo, Ontario N2J 2Y9 Great Wall and the Tombs of the (such as Mozart), and used foreign Not so very long ago, in Red China, Emperors, and scenes of great instruments like the violin. Schuzen it was a criminal offense punishable poverty and crowded cities. himself was locked in a small dark 1 ' by torture and imprisonment to play We are also provided with aspects cell above a sewage pit for fourteen Sp^ — att music composed by Mozart or any of Chinese culture. At one point in months for his "crimes." Some of his T v {H-ere for You, other "foreign" composer. In 1979, the film Stem visits an athletic fellow teachers committed suicide. WLU American world-class violinist Isaac complex, and he and the audience The conservatory was eventually re- Stem travelled through China on a are astounded not only by the opened in 1977. concert tour," more of a how-do-you- dexterity and ability of the athletes Murry Lemer, the producer/direc- do than a tour," said Stem. The film there but by their ages. Some of the tor of this film, provides us with not FREE "Let's go Europe" with purchase From Mao to Mozart is the 1982 performers on the uneven bars were only a short record of the three-week | I ith of Eurail.j Passn Oscar-winning documentary of no more than six years old. trip but also a visual and verbal an to There is a sequence involving a statement of Stern's in ' Stem's visit, attempt help Isaac "faith 'ona Hostelling Card with I Internat foreign music to the pair of pingpong players whose and young people." It is this FREE Air Line Ticket purchase reintroduce music I Youth (25&Under) Chinese. heads are barely above the surface of faith that apparently encouraged him I1 "The best way to iearn about the the playing table. The speed of their to share his skills with the Chinese. • Oriental Travel at the Lowest Prices j people of a country," says Stem at game is incredible, yet we never see The great difference between the the start of the film, "is to meet the one miss. Scenes such as these Chinese musicians and Stem is the is huh professionals of your own field." interspersed throughout the film way they play music. The older wh1 Much of the film is taken up with bear testament to the immense Chinese musicians, who have lived j; Call 886-8900 Stem's meeting and teaching discipline of the Chinese people. through the horrors of the cultural W Shanghai members of the Peking Symphony Stern visited the revolution, reproduce the notes with I <» Conservatory of Music, where adds 9a.m.-5:30p.m. Fri. 9a.m.-Bp.m. Sat. 10a.m.-Ip.m. and highly skilled music students to great care and accuracy. Stern jlMon.-Thur. play better violin. children from age seven and up are life to the music he plays so thatthere The film is quite worthwhile for sent to enhance their vocal and is an obvious difference at every ~ those who love to listen to or play the instrumental skills. Again we see place in the film where he plays. The ~, - with j violin, as Stem is indeed a great nine- and ten-year-old children Chinese play Mozart: Stern re-creates \ musician. However, for those who incredible musical talent Mozart prefer the pop strains of AM radio, It is during the section filmed atthe this film is not for you. conservatory that we hear something The film is currently playing at the From Mao to Mozart is almost of China during Mao's reign. Lan Cineplex theatre in downtown totally filled with shots of Stem in a Schuzen, an assistant director of the Kitchener. For those interested in short-sleeved sport shirt, playing conservatory, tells of the start of the music, this documentary is well snippets of classical music with the cultural revolution in China in 1966. worth your time. It presents a picture Chinese. Between the performances, The conservatorywas shut down and of the power of music that is we are granted a small glimpse of many of its teachers arrested inspiring. Residence 85-86 Entertainment Quiz ! Application forms for residence by Ingrid Randoja 7) Who draws the cartoon For or 5? 1985-86, for Better or Worse? 10) When the Brady kids appeared accommodation 1) in The Wizard of Oz, at what point 8) Who starred with Roger Moore on a talent show (as a singing retiming students, are now does the film turn to in the 1970's T.V. series The group), to raise money for their colour? Persuaders? parents' anniversary present, available in the 2) What is the title of Woody 9) How many children did what did the kids call Allen's latest film? Humphrey Bogart have: none, 2 themselves? HOUSING OFFICE. 3) What is Spock's mother's first name? Closing deadline is: 4) Who made famous the song Answers Downtown? Friday. 15. ' Platters Silver The 10) True 5) March 5) Tpje or False: At one point both 4) 2 9) Clarke Petula | Lillian Hellman and F. Scott 3) I were Curtis Tony 8) Amanda | Please direct all enquiries to the j Fitzgerald Hollywood Purple The 2) 2236, screenwriters. Johnson Lynn 7) Cairo of Rose Housing Office, 884-1970 ext. 6) Live Munchkinland ° What soap operas use the 3 ' ; to enters Dorothy moment The 1) words life/lives in their title?? Life Lives/One Our of Days 6) ; — V _ - — THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 17 i I Subletting BQfuHmS entertainment this summer? Put Cord Classifieds to " Clio and Cannes award art in ads work for you. ~ prep. Courses for by Ingrid Randoja good commercial. It may be the editing. 5000 readers every or filming, humour, music simply the However, the overall best Thursday JUNE 17 LSAT Art has returned totelevision—not idea, but there is an art involved. For commercial in the eyes of the i 16 GMAT in the form of programming, but British commercials are Cannes jury and the Clio presenters 1 MARCH example, i-f I for information rather commercials, and that art is tremendously funny as they employ went to the Apple Computer ad, I call (416) 665-3377 big business. This was more than their infamous "off-the-wall" which was a take-off of George evident last week at the University of humour. Notably, John Cleese's Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-four. In 30 Waterloo's Humanities Theatre. performance for SONY products is seconds, the commercial captured nAHHjjW 1-800-387-3742 (J of Ws international film series hilarious. the essence of Orwell's work, and presented the film Best of the could easily rival full-length film Both French and Italian any commercials, with Cannes Festival/T.V. commercials use blatant sexual version, its elaborate sets and 1984. The two-hour film highlighted overtones and innuendos to sell their huge cast. JOURNALISM some of the best commercials of and keep audiences products The Media Studies Department of Ottawa's Algonquin \ 1984, predominately produced by commercials There was some of the same old interested. American is offering a limited number of seats in the final North American and European to rely on creating the "warm stuff: a few James Bond imitators, College seem its to nations. and cozy" feeling, as seen in and one or two Raiders of the Lost year of Journalism Program university graduates. U.S. Ark spin-offs, but overall the ads were The program consists mainly of print journalism Also presented was the film The Hallmark, McDonald's and or employ innovative and fresh. courses. Other courses are Videotex, Broad- 1984 CUO Awards. The Clios are Olympic Team ads; they program as in Gpon leaving the one to top North American the extravagant approach seen screening, casting (Radio and Television), and Photography. The awarded No couldn't help but wonder if a fewT.V. commercials in a variety of the Michael Jackson Pepsi ads. program also includes about 10 weeks of field work. a winner the and producers might not learn a categories, ranging from editing to Canadian ad was at film "Ontario, Yours to lesson from these innovative Only those passing an entrance test followed by an acting. Cannes, but the I- a Clio for best advertising men and women. There is a definite art to making a Discover" ad won interview, will be admitted. For further information write Bob Louks, Journalism Co-ordinator, ; Algonquin College, with i 1385 Woodroffe Avenue, Honeymoon Brides : Nepean, Ontario, K2G IVB. by Tony Hall band started and the crowd, made you weren't even sure if you were up of mainly Rolling Stones fans, watching the Blushing Brides or the waited in anticipation in front of the Stones. The Brides played some of glimpse of the Stones' greatest hits For those of you who are Rolling stage to get a close-up the and even Stones fans and missed the Blushing band that they had waited so some of their not-so-great hits. They patiently for. played the new and the old to Brides' March 1 appearance at Fed As the Blushing Brides played perfection and with the Fed's Hall, then you missed one ofthe best first $70,000 bands to emulate the Rolling Stones their song, you could see the plus sound system there of and enthusiasm was no problem with and their music (watch for them at look amazement clarity. the Turret) on everyone's face. It is rare to see an imitation so band play and act much This band does play some good The evening started off pretty like the real thing. This band of five original tunes, but their real colour on a slowly, especially since the disc put show with the same energy shows when they play those by the jockey wasn't playing the best of and enthusiasm as the Stones would Stones. The Brides are going to be have. music. This made the first part of the playing in the Turret this week and if evening a drag especially since the you're a Rolling Stones fan, you'd place wasn't full (couid this be Their lead singer, though not the better not miss it. Even if you're not a attributed to the Turret's big acts on real Mick Jagger, had all the moves fan, go anyway—not many acts the same night?) of the great one himself. There were around are as entertaining as rthis It was about 11:00 p.m. before the times during the performance when one. MATT COHEN "The Spanish Doctor" Thursday, March 14 at 3:30 p.m. in the TURRET Concert listings refreshments served Mar. 9 Paul James Band El Mocambo Ill wICHI I Barrel House Hotel Isabella (downstairs) Bookstore in the Concourse Parts Found in Sea Larry's Hideaway — < Mar. 10 Diamond Groove Hotel Isabella (upstairs) Paris Larry's Mar. 11 The Red Larry's Mar. 11-13 Ron Hedland Band Hotel (upstairs) Mar. 12 Rockwood Larry's Mar. 13 The Vets (50's review) Larry's Victory Hits El Mocambo Mar. 14 The White Larry's 50-50 □ Mocambo ATTENTION Mar. 15 The Cult EJ Mocambo Business Co-op Students Harlot Larry's Forde Studio will be in the Ardeen Hotel (downstairs) Concourse March 12 from 9 a.m. - Mar. 16 Pleasure Gallery El Mocambo 12 noon to take appointments for Grad Photos on March 21 and 22. Teenage Head Larry's The Electric Fire Brothers Hotel (downstairs) 78 Francis St. N. Kitchener 745-8637 , 18 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment Famous filmmaker's new classic is out Passage successful journey deny that by Musharaf Mughal Baneijee), the young doctor who has ideas. Though they cannot spared no expense to mount an his films are immaculately finished excursion to the Marabar Caves for works, the critics have labelled them as appeals to emotionalism David Lean has to be the ladies. The caves and what slick harboured in pictorial quaintness. considered one of the greatest actually happens in them is the filmmakers of our time; his 16 films question that everyone, from the Nothing could be further from the have garnered 45 Oscar humble English-lit student to the truth. Most of Lean's films return to nominations, including six for his lofty English-lit professor, has been the same theme: a lone individual directing. His latest film, A Passage to pondering since the novel was voyages out from familiar India, based on EM. Forster's novel, published. The ensuing trial tests the surroundings into exotic ones. These promises to continue his tradition of tolerance of both the Indians and the characters are tested, forced to excellence. English, who come very close to examine their assumptions about violent confrontation over the issue. themselves, the worldand their place Like his other films that people The rest of the film deals with the in it. All of them must affirm their conveniently but mistakenly identify courtroom trial and Adela's eventual humanity against the indifference of as "epics," the largest weight of withdrawal of the charge and return whatever corner ofthe unhelpful—or his meaning is carried not by to England. muddled—universe that they find dialogue but by images and by his themselves in. All discover, sooner or manner of juxtaposing them in the The acting in Passage is superb. later, that their original certainties editing (this is, after all, the director Banerjee's Dr. Aziz is eager to please, require radical revision. who cut from an extinguished match to a desert sunrise in Lawrence of A Passage to India is a must for fan and English- Arabia creating, as Steven Spielberg India is a must any David Lean any says,"the entire scope ofthe Arabian A Passage to lit student (whether or not you have Desert...in one cut"). After an for any David Lean fan read the novel). The fan will revel in absence of 14 years from the screen, what is Lean's triumph, while the the master has returned with a film English-lit student will be in seventh that is quintessentially Lean. quick to anger and immediately heaven trying to identify and likeable. Judy Davis is convincing as comprehend the symbolism in the Passage opens with Mrs. Moore the awakening Adela and the brilliant film. (Dame Peggy Ashcroft) and her Dame Peggy Ashcroft is, as usual, soon-to-be daughter-in-law, Adela exemplary. James Fox is superb as Passage is probably David Lean's Quested (Judy Davis), arriving in Mr. Fielding, and Sir Alec Guiness last film and it must please him to India and scurrying to the train that was, for lack of a better description, know that his film has received both will take them to visit Mrs. Moore's Sir Alec Guiness—impeccable. commercial success (this is nothing son in Chandrapore. These images new) and critical favour (something Maurice Jarre has once again are brought to the screen with such he has not enjoyed since The Bridge up Lean and has skill that the expansiveness of each teamed with On The River Kwai). It is satisfying to photo by Karim Virani a soundtrack that has been individual scene is retained. The first provided see that Sir David Lean is enjoying for an Oscar. As in every hour or so of the film (it runs for 165 nominated the respect of not only a new Hear ye, hear ye! minutes) is a series of fantastically David Lean film, the cinematography audience, but also that of the is well- filmed shots following one another. is breath-taking; Ernest Day younger successors to the tradition deserving of his Oscar nomination. Lean makes the audience actually of the well-made film; as Steven A herald has appeared on campus to keep all informed on they are in India in the is a believe that Critics have always been divided Spielberg says, Lean "the last of Festival Laurier activities. If you are still in the Dark Ages, as mid-19205. about Lean's work He has been generation of classical artists this year's theme is Arthurian. Watch for Sir Robert of picture makers, he and Kurosawa." The key scene in the film is the accused of "cold-hearted' Lancaster for more news . charge of attempted rape brought by technique, of lack of personality, and Indeed, A Passage To India is an old Adeia against Dr. Aziz (Victor of having shallow and unsubtle master's new triumph. - y Music faculty's latest opera an acting triumph O PROBLEM Street Scene reveals talent 112 SOLVING by Ruth Demeter actor, as he created the aura of woman who finally gives in to him I 9 SKILLS Opera will soon have a new insanity and fear. because there's nothing better to do. reputation if Laurier's Music Faculty Kathleen Brett as Rose Maurrant Choreographer Gabby Miceli has anything to say about it. Their was certainly adept at portraying deserves great credit for this for students in Business production of Street Scene last week affection, sorrow and longing, but production. Hass and Ashton had 9 was a remarkable display of the some of her strength was lost in her some lovely dance steps in their {[ W Chemistry, Computing, acting and dancing talent among the songs. Brett swallowed her words number, which had them sprawling Economics, Mathematics opera students. occasionally while striving for high over steps and struggling to hold L The story takes place on a street in notes or musical perfection, so the each other up as they moved in and Physics New York during a very hot summer. impact of the lyrics was lessened. perfect time to their duet. As well, the The tenants of one rather derelict Sam Kaplan (Dennis Giesbrecht) ice cream song sung by the adults in DATE: Monday, March 11th apartment building spend their days is Rose's friend and potential lover in the building was wittily staged. The $9y \ TIME: 2:30-3:30 amusing each other with bits of the play. Giesbrecht's depiction of dance movements had the gossip about "the lady upstairs," the lonely Jewish scholar who longs characters dripping over steps and PLACE: Room 2CB Anna Maurrant, who is having an to get away from the tenements with stoops in the heat, crooning about affair. Song by song we are led into Rose was magnificent. His sorrowful their favourite flavours. (Arts Building) the lives of these characters, and we face was pathetic in its intensity, and The women in the cast who had to leam the tragic truth about the this, coupled with his vocal control, play the parts of boys (notably Anna Maurrant family. made him an excellent partner for Davis and Kimberly Enns) did so Street Scene, which is an Brett in their duets. convincingly, taking a sprightly American opera, demands more members of energetic approach to the parts that • What are the most appropriate ways to study for All the cast gave problem questions? acting talent from its participants strong performances, but as in all made them youthful, while at the than most operas, and the music productions, certain members of the same time maintaining the kind of • Do problem questions make you anxious and reduce students were surprisingly adept in androgeny boys have. your grades? supporting cast stood out. that young their parts. Indeed, most of them Apparently the music faculty didn't Members of the WLG Symphony • Do problem solving strategies only work in limited your seemed to be typecast, they fit into have enough men Orchestra handled the musical very circumstances? for the their roles so naturally. production, so many males had to well, though at the beginning they • questions on exams always different Are the problem Rose, Anna's daughter, is the play two or more parts. Alan Reid drowned out the opera students. ones for? was from the you prepared heroine of the plot, but Deborah a perfect chameleon, portraying a This problem was quickly rectified, Learn study strategies which may help you solve problems more Miller as Anna was definitely the quiet Swede one minute and a and all musicians (under the efficiently. most outstanding female character lecherous boss the next. direction of David Falk) seemed as The workshop is free, but please sign up in the Student Services in the production. Not only was she Craig Ashton provided two involved in the production as the Centre, Upper Floor. technically perfect in her solos and marvelous caricatures: he was actors and singers. duets, but she developed the hilarious as the Italian who loves ice Those of you who missed Street character of the lonely mother and cream, and also as the drunken man Scene missed the delight of ***Special Guest Instructor: Richard Zajchowski wife into the most convincing of all in trying desperately to get a bedmate. tremendous acting and singing Study Skills Instructor the play. Steven Horst, as her As the focus of his attention, talent. If you're smart, you'll not miss University of Western Ontario husband Frank proved to be a Rebecca Hass was equally amusing the next display the music faculty powerful singer as well as a talented as a bored but impaired young offers—their versatility is surprising. Sponsored by WL(J Study Skills Program THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 19 POETICS Noctes Nigrae When men with iron weapons came the Bronze Age warriors shouted "Shame! these savage monsters will to fight against all rules of brawn and might; who gave them this atrocious right?" Then later 'midst the bowstring's twang the cannon ball its death knell rang, and ruthlessness and armoured strife, with no regard for human life, now rushed pell-mell to drum and fife. Then rumbling tanks and shrapnell's blast tore into shreds the thousands massed against the power of foe and friend; the war that was all wars to end, that nations might no more contend. Atomic bombs and bombing planes with lurking foes in deep-sea lanes the modern weapons did become, as war's potential maximum; and hopes for peace were overcome. Now nuclear bombs will doubtless aid the struggle for dividends and trade— total destruction as the goal. We scramble now for deeper hole around the world and toward each pole. Against all sane and sound advice the nuclear arms are the device that could the world entire destroy; unless the leaders won't employ Old Satan's latest fiendish toy. May Love and Understanding Real attend the leaders in their appeal for hope, that there will come a day when wiser race with peace holds sway, whose only Law shall be "Fair Play". Before we're all beneath the sod let's join in prayer unto our God, for His children still are we and He wants that we be free; it's but the blind that cannot see. Useless Battle Earle Clare Shelley Sure you can fight, but what's the use? Everyone has to give in sometime Abstention isn't part of the game. The answer is always the same anyway. Mark that X on your ballot — it doesn't matter where. Cameron Green A Fool's Ode Dark is the night when there are no stars; Ghosts A dangerous plight Why do I dream of dolls in the night to see in the dark. while I sleep in my adult world? Why should I feel threatened Cold is the day by these too perfect baby girls? without the sun; A lifeless array Frozen in eerie facsimile of frozen hearts. appear life-like close, but never close enough Long takes the rain to possess all human qualities — to soak into the ground; or do they? So is it with pain to touch the soul. Leering lips carve perpetual smiles Hard for the coast eyes open-alert and always to take waves from the sea; blue Just as hard for most gaze unchanging through the night to take criticism from a friend. they can never see can never make sense Sad is the clown like a rhyme that's not right. who gives away his smile; Both wear a fool's crown Ghosts from my past who throw away a friend. silent Shapers who speak of time blind Carolyn Wilkins seers who witness its passage dolls have the gall to be so human and yet not 8E... Joy Manson 20 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY etcetera to be.. to be.. Thursday, March 7 Monday, March 11 Tuesday, March 12 Wednesday, March 13 Thursday, March 14 MUSIC AT NOON will feature Duo THE LAURIER NEW LIBERALS CAREER EXPLORATION Workshop LAURIER'S FACULTY of Social SECURITIES & INVESTMENTS Gemeiniani, baroque violin & Association will present Mr. David will be held in Rm. 4-110from 11:30-1 Work will present a lecture by Vi Career Night will be held from 5:30- harpsichord, at 12 noon in the T.A. Peterson, the Ontario Liberal Leader, p.m. Munns and Leonard Levine of 7:30 p.m. in the Paul Martin Centre, — Admission is free and everyone is to be speaking in the Athletic ~~— McMaster University on "Licensing Listen to a Portfolio Analyst, Equity Trader and Account welcome. Complex classrooms at 3 p.m. A Wednesday March 13 and Certification in Social Work" Executive reception will follow in the from 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. in the Paul describe their careers. Sponsored by TIME MANAGEMENT Workshop: Lettermen's Lounge, All are welcome Martin Centre. A coffee hour will Placement & Career Services. Coping With Procrastination. This to attend. PLACEMENT ORIENTATION follow and everyone is welcome. r~~—T~:;, ~— GAYS OF WLU Coffeehouse, Study Skills workshop will be held in — Session for '86 Arts & Science Grads 8-10:30 p.m., Rm. 4-301, CTB. P2027/29 from 12:30-1:30 p.m. will be held from 10:30-11:30 a.m. in A casual drop- Rm. Thursday' Marchl¥,Mrcn 14 Tuesday, March 12 Rm pmm in time for gay and gay-positive men & women. Come A WORKSHOP/SEMINAR For out and arrange a i a i in.rn ,-ljdio T i aki MUSIC AT NOON will feature Peggie ridelue tou the* °Guelphue p IGA dance' Tubers Procrastination LAURIER CHRISTIAN Fellowship _ __ Anonymous: JOB SEARCH Workshop will be held SamDSO viola= . toda mba. Terry and TV Management will be held in from 10-11 a.m. in Rm. £-203. will meet at"Spminth.Seminary gamha.^ Rm. P2027/29 12:30-1:30 p.m. ' will 0' " in ,he T A Admissi0" is f,ee S The Earle ShelleyPoetry THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT "Discernina The Will of God" will be 9a and ever one is AwardE^ is once again available. All show the German film of Die Ehe der at fin V welcome. REGISTER WITH THE Canada m : bussed —— Marriage of Marie r full-time students at WLU are eligible. Employment Centre for help finding Maria Braun (The (Fassbinder, 1972) in Rm. A CANDLELIGHT SERVICE of Holy MEET THE AUTHOR Series will host Poems must be original and summer jobs for the K-W area. CEC Braun), & Everyone is Communion will be conducted by the Canadian author Matt Cohen to unpublished: a maximum of 5 poems representatives will be in the 2E7 at'2:30 7 p.m. is free. Lutheran Campus Ministry at 10 p.m. discuss his new book "The Spanish may be entered; poems must exceed Concourse from 11:30-1 p.m. welcome and admission — in the Keffer Memorial Chapel. A Doctor" in the Turret at 3:30 p.m. 10 lines. 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Cable hook-up/15 min. walk from vorhpner one block from * Kitchen State of Canada, Minister dependable and yy|_u Q a n 886-3896 or 746-3165 15 Scott St, Downtown page, WOULD DIE FOR YOU... YOU ./ across from Eaton's, Market Sq. Responsible for the Status of Women campus. $1 per double-spaced I Ma v varv dependina UDon lenath of i JOHN Phone 743-8862 at 4 p.m. at the Grad House, UW. | Phone 885-1353. I | eg si) | THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 7, 1985 21 SPORTS Hockey Hawks eliminated Fans let down by Scoop Furlong MacDonald made no mistake as he What happened? That's a beat Hawk goaltender Steve question many people are asking Bienkowski with a wrist shot to the after the Hockey Hawks took an early top comer. This short-handed goal exit from the CXiAA playoffs, bowing flustered the Hawks and the out to the Western Mustangs in two momentum shifted in the Mustangs' straight games. It is the second favour. Mustangs have straight year that the Four minutes later the Hawks were out in the semi- knocked the Hawks victimized on another breakaway. final round of the playoffs. A bitter disappointment, for fans and players Mustang Tom Miszuk sneaked alike. behind the defense, received a fine Last Thursday, Laurier dug pass and Bienkowski made the initial themselves a deep hole, losing 9 to 2 save but the rebound squirted loose to McKenzie, who tucked the in a game that the Hawks were never Phil puck into the open net. A minute and in. was the first home loss of really It seconds later, Miszuk staked the The team rebounded on twenty year. Western to a 3-1 lead by blasting a Saturday with a strong effort, but shot from a bad angle through a 5-2 third-period failed to overcome Bienkowski's legs. The Hawks deficit, losing 6-5 in the end. regained the momentum in the late In other OUAA playoff action, the staqes of the first period, but then in first-place Toronto Blues were also the final minute, the roof caved in— eliminated from the playoffs in two a bad bounce and then a bad straight by the York Yeomen. first games goal. The bad bounce occurred as A best-of-three final between Bienkowski tried to stop the puck Western and York begins this week behind his own net. The puck with the winner advancing to the hopped over CIA(J finals to be held in Toronto mysteriously stick and went to March 15-17. Despite losing to York, Bienkowski's in the far the Blues will also compete in the Mustang Peter Young Hot goaltending photo by Carl Van Lanschoot CIALI championship as the host corner. With Bienkowski still behind team. the net, Doug MacDonald had an Western goalkeeper Chris Jackson wouldn't even let Hawk Tim Glencross, let alone the puck, open net shot after being set up by Thursday's encounter saw Laurier get past hirn during last week's semi-final action. Goaltending proved to be the deciding factor Young in the comer. Nineteen score the first and last goals but in the series, as the Hawks were eliminated from the playoffs in two straight games. with only 32 seconds somehow, in between, Western seconds later, managed nine straight, goals. Tony to play in the first period, Joe lrvin's shot from the blueline eluded Martindale opened the scoring with a scoring Western goal Sean Bienkowski and put Western in a good opportunities with by Schulertatthe scoring while Laurier's Kevin Casey power play marker just 1:54 into the concentrating on defense, 18:08 twenty seconds to with commanding 5-1 lead at the end of Western mark. With pulled the Hawks to within seven game. Things were shaping up fine. play in the second period, and the first period. It was devastating. in fact, Sheppard did not face a 1:51 to play in the game. Six minutes into the first period, the minutes Western on the power play, Miszuk Coach The large, noisy crowd was suddenly Mustang shot until eleven After the game, Wayne Hawks were looking to go ahead by in front and silent. into the period. Laurier's best found himself alone Gowing commented, "I'm not going two, as they had a two-man opportunity came at the 12:32 mark promptly gave Western an to rationalize or make excuses, it was advantage for 53 seconds. Coach Wayne Cowing replaced as Dave Aitchison waited for insurmountable 7-1 lead after two a terrible game. 1 should almost However, the opposite occurred, starting goaltender Steve Mustang goalkeeper Chris Jackson periods. apologize to (tie fans." Yes, the as Western tied the score just fifteen Bienkowski with second-year to go down. Jackson went down but With the outcome already largest crowd of the year, 1,200- seconds into Laurier's two-man goalkeeper John Sheppard, at the Aitchison tailed to lift the puck over decided, both teams went through strong, was disappointed. As one advantage. Kevin Casey's point shot start of the second period. Laurier the prone Jackson, the motions in the third period. disgruntled fan was heard to was blocked, giving Mustang centre dominated play throughout the The Hawks got sloppy in their own Western's Paul Thomas and Phil comment, "You give these guys a Doug MacDonald a clear breakaway. second period but failed to get any zone late in the period, resulting in a McKenzie concluded Western's crowd, and they give it right back" Too little, too late by Scoop Furlong period, Laurier came up with their lost a great deal of momentum best scoring opportunity as Tony during this power play due to a ten- The best-ofthree series shifted to Martindale tipped Tim Glencross' minute delay in the middle of the two- London for game two on Saturday shot. The Mustang goaltender, Chris man advantage. Action was halted a night. Down one game to none, the Jackson, was in the right place at the after one of the linesmen received Hawks were in a must-win situation. right time, to make the save. The first bad cut and had to have the cut Unfortunately, the Hawks came out period ended 2-0 in Western's stitched. on the short side of a 6-5 decision, favour. Rob Whistle pulled the Hawks to and the long successful season The Hawks pressured the within two as his point shot found the came to an abrupt end. Mustangs for the first ten minutes of corner. The Mustang goaltender was John Sheppard started in goal for the second penod but Western came screened on the play by Mike the Hawks and for the nine minutes up with the next two goals. Both Gazzola. This goal followed on the that he played, he was extremely came from 40-foot blasts off the stick heels of a tremendous body check sharp, making several biq saves. of Jay Forslund. The first, at the 9:25 by Ray Kremer on Mustang Doug However, neither fate nor fortune mark, was the result of a poor pass MacDonald. After two periods of play were with Sheppard and the Hawks, between two Hawk defensemen and the score was 4-2. as Western's Brad Schnurr and Tom in the second, at the 11:33 mark, Miszuk sped down the ice on a two- Laurier was caught in the middle of a It was beginning to look as if the on-one break. Waiting until the last line change. Hawks were going to win this game possible moment, Schnurr fed The Hawks came right back with a because they were out-skating Miszuk, who reached out and tipped goal by Dave Banton just forty-nine Western as well as dominating play the puck past an over-stretched seconds later. Joel Levesque rang a along the boards. Once again, John Sheppard. The result was a low, hard point shot off the post, and however, the breaks went against pulled groin and torn hamstring for the rebound came to Banton who Laurier Just two minutes into the Sheppard and a 1 -0 lead for Western. flicked the puck into the open net. third, the puck bounced off Rob Steve Bienkowski replaced Laurier had a glorious opportunity to Whistle's shin pad, and went high Sheppard in the Laurier goal. narrow the gap even further as they into the air, off a prone Peter Black, Western went ahead 2-0 on a soft enjoyed a two-man powerpiay past Ray Kremer and onto the stick goal, as Peter Young slid one by advantage for a minute and a half. of Western's Phil McKenzie. in one Bienkowski at the 12:39 mark. On Dave Beckon, with a solo effort, had quick motion, McKenzie swept the the following play, Bienkowski made the best opportunity as he skated puck into the net the save but he looked shaky. St was around the Mustang defense, only to Down 5-2 in the third, the future obvious Bienkowski, an all-Canadian be foiled at the goal mouth. Dave looked bleak for the Hawks and their |112 a picture is worth a goaltender last year, was rattled, and Banton also had a good opportunity supporters. Nevertheless, the bus- thousand words, then the expression on this Mustang his confidence was shaken. With two but he rushed his shot and missed load of fans and the numerous goal scorer s face savsy it1dall" photo by Neil Ostrom | a half minutes to play in the first the open side of the net. The Hawks continued on page 23 22 Thursday, March 7, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY / \ ARE YOU INTERESTED IN A FOREIGN SERVICE CAREER? The nationally-held examination and interviews for Foreign Service Officer jobs require solid advance preparation to get an edge on the competition. The only specialized training seminar available will take place: Saturday, March 9, 1985 University of Waterloo 117 Modem Languages Building 1:00 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. For your convenience Forde Studio Improve your chances for a Foreign Service career with this course: will be in the Concourse March 12 • taught by a former Foreign Service Officer and experienced lecturer from 9 a.m. — 12 noon to take • covers every aspect of the application, exam and interview process • focuses background reading with tips and techniques orders from your proofs. • provides individual attention in small group sessions • guarantees follow-up advice on a personal basis Orders placed after March 12 must Pick up a brochure including full information on the seminar form: be placed at the studio. Barry Yeates, President r,, . « g—f c • Foreign Service Examination and Career Counselling Inc. e "t and Serv,ces |"e Career . 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