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Terry Pursell

New WLUSU

Arts Director

Congratula tions!

Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, October 6, 1983 Volume 24, Number 5

WLUSU meets with Weir Inside Library ramp still possible Critic raps Bette by Chuck Kirkham

Liberal education critic Sean The Wilfrid Laurier StudentUnion Conway says the provincial has in set plans motion to see that government has been "grossly the physically handicapped students derelict" in its university at Laurier receive better accessibility funding. to the library. page 4 WLUSU, on the recommendation of Vice President-Secretary, Dave is into scheme Photo feature Docherty, looking a

thatwould the StudentUnion see pay

for the installation of in a ramp the Handy tips on how can you tunnel that leads into the library from improve the quality of your the Peters Building. The Operations photographs. Management Board (OMB), the

WLUSU executive, has asked 8 page Physical Plant and Planning to look

into the cost of the ramp.

This ramp would ease access to Brides Blushing the library for the handicapped. It

would enable the handicapped to

reach the service elevator that goes With their Mick Jagger look- as far down as the basement. alike gone, the Blushing Brides At the present time that elevator is have a new sound. only a service elevator and used only

by the library staff. The entrance to page 13 the lift is placed in a library storage

room that runs off the tunnel.

Any work done by the Student Union Powder Blues would need the approval and

co-operation of the university's

administration. The library is not In great the Powder style, Blues financed by the Student Union and

band charmed their audience at the would have university to approve the Coronet last Tuesday. any construction plans for the building.

14 would page Docherty like the university

and the library to make the elevator

in the basement readily accessible to the disabled student at the same Hawks number 1! time.

This ramp would have the handicapped student travel through

The Hawks are ranked first in the Arts Building into the basement

the Canadian football rankings of the Peters Building and follow that

after defeated the York tunnel to the they connecting passage that leads Yeomen by the score of 34-24 to the library from the last weekend. Central Teaching Building.

Preventing progress presently along

this route is the small set of stairs page 17 just before the Board room. The

Photo Karim Virani by would proposed ramp open access The Wilfrid Laurier University Student Onion proposed to the administration that these stairs the they ramp to Reading Room as well. under the library for the WLCISCJ handicapped. is hoping to get support from the administration for their Beginning this week Docherty plan. The two have parties just started discussion. hopes to begin discussion with the

school's president, Dr. John Weir.

Easton-McCarney lecture User fees will end medicare: Begin

by Mike Strathdee the introduction of fees in fall user that country as care "cheaters" may hurt those who between

fees will to The threat which user fees pose to family evidence that user lead a crisis in categories.

will lead to the rise medicare. that budgets of private Begin says misuse, rather than abuse, is a

for those who afford it the the of with the health in insurance can and Begin opposes implementation any type problem care system Canada. of of for which she refers She alluded the end medicare in Canada, according to the means test medicare, to as briefly to need, in some cases, to

Hon. Monique Begin, Minister of National "putting Canadians into little boxes." She added redirect people to less expensive points of entry Health that "...each time have like into the She did elaborate and Welfare. you a system that, you system. not, however, for Proofreading Speaking to a capacity audience in P1025- miss some people." or provide any concrete proposals helping to 1027 of WLXJ's Peters Building last Thursday Begin says that the dignity of many thousands bring this about.

Workshop evening, Begin delivered the tenthannual Easton- of Canadians (whom she termed as "working Begin said that popular slogans about abusers of Students McCamey Memorial lecture. Her topic, Current poor") excludes them from categories. The the health care system are both dangerous and interested in helping

Issues in Social have been more question of how government can dealwith people misleading. She attacked neoconservatism proofread articles for The Cord Welfare, might Medicare. who don'tfit into established is "enemies" for are appropriately entitled Current Issues in neatly categories a wanting to dismantle the welfare invited to attend an informal troublesome for She that without Begin devotedher speech almost entirely to an one Begin. worries so- state offering anything to replace it. introductory workshop on emotional defenceof Canada's medicare system called "safety nets" designed to protect the Begin claimed that surveys of all ten provinces Thursday October 6 at 7:00 poor

do not in fact exist. also that show that a of and an attack on those enemies whomshe sees She says majority Canadians are opposed to p.m. and on Thursday October many existence. fall "between extra billing and are 13 at 10:00 as threatening medicare's Begin groups (eg. handicapped people) supportive of universal, a.m.. We need your help! pointed to the dramatic increase in the purchase the cracks" of categories and don't qualify for accessible medicare.

in Australia since assistance. Begin says that to nab health 5 of private health insurance plans attempts continued on page 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

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i FUTURE ? $1,000 deck "best purchase" TODAY AND SAVE 50% more than $2000," O'Brien said.

Union's new deck has arrived on The Student tape The emphasis on the recording is mainly because of

and now has been to campus by already put use. the new Information Booth, located in the hallway beside

There has been some controversy over thetape deck the mailboxes in the Student Union Building. The new that was recently purchased by the Student Union for sound system with the speaker mounted in the ceiling j ®he (Slofor and itlail in j SAMboard. In an interview this week, Mike O'Brien, has already been put place. The new deck will let

$1000 a SAMboard Director, explained why the Alpine SAMboard and the Student Onion "produce the best said O'Brien. deck was purchase. professional sound,"

The main concern for O'Brien when purchasing the The other area where the recordings will be used is in The Globe and deck was its recording capabilities. "This Alpine has Wilfs. There have been complaints about the sound : Mail, Canada's National:

O'Brien. and the Student Union feels that with the superior recording qualities," explained "There system higher offers : Newspaper, you coverage six : are three separate heads as well as individual controls for quality recordings the sound will be improved. O'Brien

and level." O'Brien admitted thathe with the sound a of the bias, EQ, Dolby According to was notfamiliar system : days week national and :

most decks on the market, or the ones used in the home, in Wilfs, but feels that the new tapes, combined with • international news, : only have two heads, and the bias, EQ, and Dolby another amplifier, could help solve the problems. politics, finance,

controls built the deck. "We could have the same sound out of another are into got • business, current affairs, art, science j "Companies will have their decks set at certain levels deck," explained O'Brien, "but we would have had topay

• — • will and whatever the — for a certain brand of tape; this mean that this twice the price. By recording with this deck you will be sports subject

particular brand will sound the best. The individual unable to tell the differencebetween the recorded sound you will get the background need • is I you controls will let us control our recordings completely," and the original. The other great thing about this deck

in : for said O'Brien. that we can now use the deck that is presently the your courses. \ increase Another feature of this deck is that, while other decks Turret on a portable system and our music

will do their at 16-20 this summed O'Brien. recording kHz, Alpine will capacity," up

(record at 20-24kHz. With this higher frequency, not as : AND -- you will find more educators :

much sound will be lost at the end of the scale. OUR MISTAKE j : than ever before The Globe as a The three heads— one each for using : recording, In lastweek's Cord it was reported

and will enable the disc • playing, erasing— jockeys • that SAMboard's rates for other teaching aid. the music while recording it. schools had dropped to $85. This is • Take these less • O'Brien priced a "few other decks" and feltthathe had advantage of special wrong. In fact, the rate is $95. We come up with the best price for the total package he was for apologize inconvenience to • any than half price student rates. • for. ("Acomparable fSakamishi deck costs looking tape our readers. L _ _ SPECIAI. Food poisoning at McMaster j STUDENT RATES j

incident in a letter to the student "People were coming up to me the : 3 mas newspaper, Silhouette. "My and saying 'I heard about what $17.87 :

- At main concern is weren't HAMILTON (CUP) 3 a.m., why happened to you, I eat at (residence) 4 mos $23.46 : John Brown students alerted, and wasn't this September 14, was why too,' and they were really worried

to the local afraid to move. reported health unit?" even hadn't though they been sick," 6 mos $35.75 : "The in abdomen Stan, who also asked to have his pain my was so he said.

was real name 8 mos excrutiating, I afraid 1 had ripped withheld, was among the According to Brown, Health $46.92

first who went to Health Services. He Services said something open." it was probably just

The same Bob was said he asked the doctor three : morning times localized cases suggesting CALL 744-4435 !

from horrible if other had in suffering cramps, people come with the contamination, not food poisoning.

diarrhea and same Stan a high temperature. problem. Bob, and others are

first that I had the "I don't know if he didn't hear "My thought was me demanding and investigation. but flu because this is the season for it." right he just kind of laughed and "If no one else is going to get to the

Students at McMaster his bottom of University shrugged shoulders." this, I am for sure," said

food caused "After the I asked the Brown. suspect poisoning exam, nurse the these and other less severe cases at same thing and she said, 'Yes, Brown said residence students BY-ELECTION few the residence quite a cases.'" have no choice but cafeteria. to go on a food Most of the students had to the doctor who and should afflicted According Bob, plan know what they are dinner the cafeteria the afternoon examined him said "it's the "We at probably risking. should have a food." of September 13 but their symptoms guarantee this won't happen again," for showed later that After with several he said. only up night. talking people about Brown decided Bob, a second year anthropology it, to make his A similar incident occured at

student, called for action on the own investigation. McMaster in 1977. STUDENT Mosquito Man SENATOR

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YOU ASKED University crisis

Tories ignore report US by Mark Hall said. "There is more money, but when you talk Inaction the by provincial government on in terms of constant dollars, there has been a the financial state of post-secondary education dramatic in the shrinking number of dollars." What is Waterloo? has left Uptown Ontario's university system in "serious As a result, said Conway, "we have a trouble," the Liberal critic for colleges and university system that is in serious trouble. The universities told a of group party supporters state of the physical is plant so run down here Monday night. • core of Waterloo with over equipment is out of date, and libraries 250 shops & services are "The of has been government Ontario literature that is using not up to date." grossly derelict in the funding of universities," He did not say exactly where extra money said Sean in a to about 20 Conway speech would come but from, suggested there is • Street & sidestreets from Allen to Liberal Club members. King St. campus room for diversion of funds Young St. from some other He said the has to government failed follow of what he call the programs "bloated, self- the recommendationsof a the report on future satisfied government." role of Universities in Ontario presented to "The Fisher Report was only a week old Premier Bill Davis two years ago. when the premier announced his desire to "The Fisher said Harry report more money spend $650 million in the interests Why is it called "Uptown" Waterloo? of an oil is to to going have be pumped into the company," said system Conway, referring to the so there will be more quality and to programs, Ontario government's purchase of Suncor make for up the deficiencies," said Conway, shares.

• to reflect the adding that the said "the other He also finds it atmosphere in the core report only way "incredible" that the to control the deficit is to scale the takes system government great credit for its BILD down. The worst of all possible which offer responses projects a few dollars for particular would be to to muddle try through." programs. "But that doesn't make up for the • the small owner Conway, watchdog over Minister of cutbacks," he said. "It boutiques, operated businesses, art is basically a life jacket to Education Bette Stephenson, said that the keep the universities afloat." galleries, a of restaurants variety government has chosen the third and The option Ontario Student Assistance Program, will "muddle through" the crisis rather than said could Conway, use a boost through the take action. transfer of funds from unemployment "Two years later, the only response we have insurance and welfare "to Where is Uptown Waterloo ? give young people had is this deficit legislation," said Conway, who are without work the opportunity, through

referring to Bill 42. a substantially enriched student assistance If passed, Bill 42 will give the of Ministry program, to get through school." • close to Colleges and Universities the to you! power audit Conway said it is disturbing that the debate books university and to take control of on the a government's post-secondary university's finances if it is deemed necessary. education policies, particularly the deficit

Any which runs a deficit of more has university legislation proposal, been limited to a few than two per cent per year would be subject to participants. such control. "The government wants to keep the debate Laurier Conway, a graduate, said he would between them and the client group, the

prefer to establish a better funding program. university presidents. That kind of debate will "The answer is more and I think it has the /xM' S money, only set cause back." to be pumped into the system." WLC Conway's visit to was part of a tour he "They (the have government) systematically has been making of universities throughout chopped back on transfers to universities," he the province.

1600 attend career fair

and added same that he and his colleagues by Nancy Couillard had benefitted from the day because of the students abandoned their school Many good ideas and feedback from students.

work for the day and took to the Theatre Although many Arts students were Auditorium for the 4th annual Placement unhappy with the underrepresentation of and Services L J Career (PCS) Career Fair last Arts related fields the ®KTDBEHFFBT at Career Fair, PCS week noted that students should consider the from Judging the comments of both the involved in process planning such an event. representatives and the students company According to PCS, over 200 companies — Why come to Career Uptown Waterloo? themselves, Fair was an informative of them many in Arts related fields — are and successful event with over 1600 invited to to the Fair each people come Career year. in attendance. The hitch is, said Placement and Career Company representatives indicated that Services • Manager Jan Basso, that "they can groceries, banking, professional services, they are interested in students from all be invited. There is only no wayto force them & and not Business. "We look theatre, hobby craft supplies, sporting goods, disciplines just at to attend." the and the not simply degree," A few in an person years back, effort to lure a books, antiques, art, haircare, clothing, furniture, stated one it was company representative. publishing company to campus, On of the evaluation filled flowers & many forms out offered a free booth at the Career Fair. games, plants, jewellery, office supplies, "The at the end of the the day, employers representatives of this responded food & company drink & much more! remarked that would have liked they to have by remaining at their offices, knowing full well

seen more Arts students at the Fair and that that they would receive more than enough also they were eager to talk to students who resumes without having to come on any

were not in their yet graduating year. campus to recruit," said Basso. • over The were not interested in 1,900 people ready to serve you reps only the Arts student Carolyn Perchaluk students, seemed also to be they very much commented that she had "always been from Insurance firm impressed. Reps an and intimidated by the businesses present;

a Chartered firm remarked that it Accounting however, this year I asserted myself by talking • free parking was obvious the of by intelligent questions to many the reps at the Career Fair.

asked that the students had done their "I being discovered that they are interested in research. what I have to offer their businesses," said

A rep from an Investment firm noted the Perchaluk.

Universities Week wraps up

efficiency of their water softeners. The biology Special to the Cord A numb2r of department held a plant clinic.

Laurier will receive busloads of visitors today other departments also presented displays. school students take in as high advantage of our John Weir, WLXJ's president, had parents

house to tour the Some open campus and attend to talk and have coffee Sunday afternoon. lectures. also there to university administrators were The house of open is part the celebrations for answer questions. National Universities Week. The theme for this The University of Waterloo celebrated the official year is "We have the future in minds." National Universities Week with additions The week began Sunday with a number of openings of two recently constructed

and exhibitions Laurier to Waterloo displays as opened its its campus. doors to area residents. The $1.5 million Columbia Icefield was

St. Paul s Visitors could have their tap water analysed by unveiled Sunday afternoon. As well, the Chemistry department to determine the College opened its new wing. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983 5

news

ANALYSIS UWfeds vote for pub Tories shatter

by Chuck Kirkham

for At a cost of $7.50 per term the

at student dreams next 17 years the students University of Waterloo have voted in

favour of a new pub. by Andre Picard figures to 1970 levels through the The proposed Federation Hall, to people have dreams. of Young use financial disincentives. be built south of Columbia Street dream of success. In middle They Secondly, the new anti-deficit bill beginning in November, will seat 650 class terms, success means having that school now risks means every people and cost $1.5 million. a a a car, in other job, house, taken over being by government Voting by the students was aone in words a comfortable material life. bureaucrats if its deficit exceeds 2 first two phases. The tallies were

— the idealistic Others more cent of its and that per budget they taken in July with an amazing 45%

— of perhaps dream more borrow can no longer money turnout. Last week saw the second the abstract success, pursuing future income, against making stage of the voting. Voting turnout romantic quest for knowledge. near was of the expansion impossible. not as high and saw 28.6% The Ontario Conservative Bluntly, the Ontario government 3,366 voters approve the fee hike. government is quashing the is too cheap to invest in the minds Tom Reaume WLUSC president, dreams of both these Our groups. of tomorrow. not The Student It's become a does see the new pub as being foresee "a really big problem.'' Union has plans to

elected officials are for Reaume pinstriped question of long-term pain for much of a problem the Turret. In sees no greater problem improve the Turret itself. Reaume in the of this short-term a done last the Student bands than what talked of a forcing youth province political gain. Education survey year booking already three-year program that to sacrifice their dreams in the Union found that less Waterloo exists. The would is suffering a severe blow so that problem will not be the see some "cosmetic work like

name of than what cost-cutting. the Tories can hold taxes down in students use the pub is new pub but the reluctance of WLCJ painting" being implemented this fiscal fascism of Bette The believed. Reaume students to for bands. Reaume could be pre-election years and win popularly pay big "The year. no more and cohorts is Stephenson of office. admitted the decision will students the as the have themselves another term "increase want big bands...for a specific priorities not yet particularly and short- $2.50." been set the miserly Schools, through no fault of the competition" but he does not small band price of by Union.

The are sighted. implications their own, are becoming clear: the Tories believe CLIP AND painfully increasingly elitist. An educated SAVE

that education is a stifle commodity elite can only the possibility ,

which can be and sold, free bought for a and democratic society,

and are today's youth being treated as it does in the Soviet Union and

like worthless stock South Africa. the WILFRID LAURIER Keeping masses | UNIVERSITY | But education and talent are not, ignorant leads to repression and and should FACULTY OF MUSIC not be allowed to be, abuse, like in Chile and | commodities. Ideas are the Bangladesh. i greatest (and only inexhaustible) I'm not saying that Tory |

resource this has. will lead MUSIC country stinginess to a military i AT NOON CONCERT SERIES J Education is a and ideal necessary dictatorship in Ontario, but history in investment the future. By has shown that a country is only as MONTH OF OCTOBER I the educational free lowest destroying system, strong and as its the Tories I are destroying the common denominator, as a chain | future. as THURSDAY is only as strong its weakest

And our education yes, system link 12 NOON is being destroyed. Post-secondary In our, modern society, strength institutions are comes from iFree turning away knowledge. Anyone Admission J qualified students in droves. educated, be it in arts, business, or I will be better able Tuition fees are skyrocketing, while science, to cope 6th Gisela Depkat, cello student aid is stagnant, with the harsh realities or our Theatre Auditorium rapidly changing Leslie De'Ath, piano systematically eliminating many society. |

with limited financial means. In 1958, Premier John Robarts

Ontario Learning institutions in Ontario are promised that post- TRIOLET grossly underfunded.Though the secondary institutions would be 13th j Victor Clarinet Province less accessible to all students. Sawa, already spends per qualified Theatre Auditorium head for education than no accessible. The higher any They are longer Nina Alexander, cello other for province in Canada (only 5.2 promise a better life and a Stephanie Sebastian, piano per cent of its budget), the brighter future has been broken. legislature recently saw the To members of the government i J introduction of two more educational costs are crippling merely being 20th John O'Donnell (Australia), but to the restraint measures. cut, young and Keffer Memorial The first dreams Chapel organ is a totally backward educated, are being measure which limits enrolment battered, bruised and broken.

27th Arthur Rowe, piano I Monique Begin Theatre Auditorium

Begin said that universal medicare continued from page 1 is a practical, less costly system

of a recent to which should be of J§ FACULTY CONCERT SERIES Begin spoke journey a point principle j j Alberta her Calgary, (in words, "the for Canadians as a reflection of their WEDNESDAY Capital city of extra billing") to do a outlook. 8:00 radio phone-in show. She told of She warned the professionals, p.m. welfare mothers phoning in to social workers and students in the complain of extra billing, and of extra audience "not to let our professions, Theatre Auditorium Rafph Efsaesser, piano billing charges of $350 for having a situations to legitimize situations that j Well Clavier II in are dead Tempered baby some parts of Alberta. wrong." No. 1-16

SERIES TICKET: $25. Adults; $15. Students & Seniors (8 concerts)

Single admission: $4. Adults; $3. Students & Seniors

I EVENING CONCERTS by ENSEMBLES [ j Admission: $4. Adults; $2. Seniors Students admitted free with I.D,

j 20th

Theatre Auditorium Douglas Pullen. conductor I Jazz Cabaret

28th WLU Orchestra

Auditorium Alec Theatre Catherwood, conductor i

Are L at the time? And J you covered, by hospitalization present if so,

what kind and how much?' _J 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

comment

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Thursday, October 6, 1983 Our CUP Volume 24, Number 5

runneth over Jackie Kaiser Editor

One of the many things The Cord Weekly Chuck Kirkham receives as a member of the Canadian News Editor University Press (CUP) co-operative is an

annual bill for close to $3000. Karen Thorpe That's the bad stuff. Want to hear some Entertainment Editor good stuff? Read on. There's lots of it

It that probably amazes you The Cord can Theresa Kelly with come up stories originating in Queen's Sports Editor Park, Ottawa, Montreal, and even Victoria.

How do we it? manage Ted Edwins

Mational news is one of the coverage CCIP/Features Editor major benefits of membership in CUP. Member papers receive publications from the Ruth Demeter C( IP 50-plus papers each week, and have Copy Editor their reprinting rights to contents. Mo, we

don't have to steal articles from the Record. Michaela Reicht The Cord is entitled to use materials from Production Manager the News, Features, and Graphics Exchanges

that sent are to the paper regularly. Central Adriaan resource files of clippings and contact lists Demmers

are available through the national CUP office Bruce Arculus

in Ottawa. Production Assistants

The Ontario region of CUP (ORCUP) has its full-time Karim Virani own Queen's Park correspondent Photo who reports on educational issues for Manager

This is this regional papers. position new year. Rod One benefit that The Cord really likes is the McNaughton Photo partial membership in the co-operatively Technician owned Campus Plus advertising agency that with CUP Paul Gomme comes membership. Through Graphic Arts Technician Campus Plus, The Cord receives national ads

for inclusion in our papers. This provides a Amanda Bramail source of revenue that would otherwise be Circulation & unavailable to Filing Manager small papers like The Cord. To help university papers deal with the Miles Chesher widespread problem of high staff turnover, the has fieldworker. Advertising Manager Ontario region its own By member visiting papers periodically and Bev Biglow acting as a resource person, the full-time letters Head fieldworker can Typesetter help papers avoid the loss of

continuity and proficiency that occurs when Francine Clohosey staff graduate. Wendy Chapelle Workshops on practical skills and issues, Liz Young and advice in editing, writing, layout, office extreme Musician's malaise ideas. Does the opinion of one or two Typesetters organization, finances, news staff sources, extremists sum up the beliefs of the rest us? problems and more are the provided by The Cord Weekly is They apparently do for you, and I find such published fieldworker. As well an evaluative of report weekly during the fall and winter sweeping generalizations like yours insulting. each member that provides paper practical On Sunday, September academic terms. Editorial 18, I was sleeping suggestions for improvement are included in beside a opinions are independent of the classmate, nose full of dust, my Even as a I admit to confused a review. We're pro-life, being fieldworking looking forward if and wondering I would be arrested for University, WLGSG, Student trespassing and frustrated by some of the questions that the to some constructive criticism soon. or kicked Publications. The Cord out of Laurier or bitten is a by a mouse. abortion issues raises. Gnlike Jackie I don't have Currently, CUP members are considering a Thirteen music students member of the Canadian were the sleeping on a answer for all of these I the quick problems. What proposal by publishers of Marquee stage in the Theater Press Auditorium in order to be University news do know is that abortion, contrary to Jackie's magazine to publish a national for the in magazine first line at 6:30 to for cooperative. Eight-month, 24- a.m. sign up practice opinion, is an issue ethics. I cannot distribution with CUP This involving newspapers. would rooms. We issue rates waited quietly as walked subscription are Supercop condone the of unborn students slaughter an child for the provide across Canada with a $12.00 full- by Brahms for addresses within whistling Lullaby" and turning off sake of a woman's or her colour magazine career reputation. glossy approximately every the lights. Ironic? Canada and $15.00 for the Jackie six weeks included with their Finally, claims that "teenagers student At 6:30 I growing Gnited States and a.m., signed up third, and the Europe. got in The up today's world see to indicate the newspaper. would also mean nothing magazine measly two-hours-per-day practice time allotted increased value of committment revenue for member from in the or responsibility." papers me rooms and times I preferred. "This I Qualities abortion Jackie? advertising. considered promotes, right Letters to the Editor should be to be an quite improvement upon Rich Scott and handed last s luck when, typed in to the Jackie Kaiser January believing myself to be I Cord Editor clever, arrived at 5:00 to prior to Monday a.m. take my place as the in noon. All letters must bear the 68th person line. author's full You there Chatham best name and see, are not enough practice rooms price number. The in the music telephone Cord letters faculty at WLCI, and we to go the ridiculous for reserves right to refuse lengths a fewseconds with a piano I thought I should take some time to any in of submission which it considers one them. No one to be set seems making an you straight on your comments made effort racist, sexist, or libellous in to get us more of them. in last week's "Chuck's Ground". nature. All letters to Fellow music students: The first I wish make what are subject Time is out Do we have to point to is the editing for The Cord in the deck is to be used for. It length. practice administration buildings, or the tape really going The of this welcomes all comments, subject letter is which is Room, or the will be in the but it isn't there for an area an Torque Library? Must we practice Turret, criticisms and suggestions from important factor in life. Time. Not time in washrooms and offices when it is there to make there are no playing tapes; tapes, its readers. or lack of but practice Shall music for Wilf management time, just...time. rooms available? we practice our recording s, recording

Specificially, the time shown on various clocks scales and vocal ee's in the concourse? music for the Information Booth, and in different of this I we have Meet ads be areas university. guess to. me to practice the recording promotional to played in National Advertising for The

Many of the clocks don'twork. Others, scale B flat on Oct. 1:30 the Information Booth to Cord is simply major Friday, 7, at p.m. promote provided by Campus such as the in PI work too well. This is in the Concourse. WLCJSCI activities. So it one 021, as you can see was Plus, 124 Merton Street, 3rd the one for which the "a for phrase going mile a Lynne McNab purchased recording, not for D.J. Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4S minute" must have been work. adapted. The clock in Which brings us to the tape deck 2Z2. For local advertising, call P3015 is stuck at 10:55. Now I that it is the old 884-2990 884- simply have actualiy replacing Revox (519) or (519) 10:55 that nothing against but I do like a change used to be upstairs. Gnfortunatly the 2991.

once in awhile. No Revox is quick answers long past its prime. To replace the And the clock Revox in IEI is about an hour slow. with a new one would cost not The Cord offices are located on the staff $1,000 but $3,500. Maybe is simply to ensure I with Jackie the 2nd floor of the Student starting early agree Kaiser's editorial statement

that all the clocks are back continued on 11 Gnion Wilfrid Laurier set in time for us to page Building at concerning education, responsible sex and birth "fall back." control. University. However, as a so called Pro-lifer, I Then there's the seminary. It has it's own time the question validity of some of herother points. Correction If entirely. directly from one class to Typeset by Student you go Jackie states that pro-lifers want ''stricter another in the seminary you're either 20 minutes Publications, W.L.G, and printed abortion laws, coupled with the of banning In Mary Recoskie's letter to the editor which early or else you're 5 minutes late. at Press, Kitchener. birth control," which "will make the Fairway problem appeared in the September 29 issue, we Surely in this school of advanced academic of pregnancies unplanned miraculously her letter to incorrectly reprinted as referring 1983 learning something can be done to solve this Copyright by Student Also, she claims "Pro-lifers want to disappear." "all the other little boys on campus who were problem. Or maybe we should get all the Publications, Wilfrid Laurier make it illegal to use contraception such as the and sucked, pampered overindulged by Ontario, business students to have some Gniversity, Waterloo, group Pill and lUD." Mummy..." when in fact her original letter meetings to decide what should be done. N2L 3C5. No part of this How much research actually went into such read "suckled, pampered and over- be reprinted Forget the clocks. Ladiesand gentlemen, let's publication may flippant comments, Jackie? As a pro-lifer, 1 can We embarrassment or of the editor. synchronize our watches. indulged...." regret any without permission it's the first I've heard of such honestly say inconvenience this have caused. Joanne Wilbur may THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983 7

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Begin's motherhood issue Chuck's Ground

Strathdee by Mike The truth of the matter likely lies somewhere The latest statistics available have shown that more than half the It is natural that seeks full-time students that attend Laurier Other perhaps Monique Begin to between the claims of the federal ministry and those are women. statistics

herself in the motherhood issue of available two of wrap defending of the provincial governments. It is highly unlikely that show that only them are writers for The Cord. the universality of social services, the lack of These ratios not given the true situation can be assessed by taking either are good. which she is from her cabinet females support getting side's claims at face value. Contrary to popular belief amongst some on campus,

colleagues and the generally fortunes of the "misuse" at The Cord who do not even to poor Begin admitted that there is some (but we are not sexist perverts try

Liberal government. High ground is generally the best of understand the that in that, never abuse) the system. When the New problems women are facing a society

place to head for a storm. Begin has found a for most controlled Somewhat I think during Brunswick provincial government claimed that senior the part, is by men. ironically, shelter of sorts from which she can win admiration that than half of the staff The Cord do not citizens were abusing medicare, Begin suggested more at are women, yet we the heartless (and hopefully votes) by views have than There are editors that opposing the problem was one of direction. She said that more two women writers. are

of those provincial premiers and the "enemy" that other than there two others on nasty seniors need to be shown less expensive points of women write, but them are only across the floor in the house. the both of whom write entertainment entry into the system. No follow-up action was taken writing staff,

Yet while these modem day Neros fiddle and As news editor I don't have one woman on Not a to on that thought Begin blames this on the provincial staff. female

diddle, the real problems faced by the and the be found. not? I know that can write. I know that have poor government and moved along to her next story. Why you you

disadvantaged in this are and I know that even read this The letters to country being ignored, If Begin's assessment of the situation was correct opinions you paper. forced take back to a seat to partisan pointscoring. why couldn't federal spending clout be used to the editor are printed proof of that. Chuck T. had to write

If insists to the standard lot of did not like before he to to Begin on continuing give encourage more efficient usage of funds? something a you got you write

medicare which she at WLCI last the Is that what I have to do? 1 and not soapbox pitch gave At a more general level, Begin's defence of paper. think, hope,

she does at the risk of There have to be here at school that Thursday, so stamping an universality of all social services was far too shallow got things going on you of Liberal stateness and lack of image new and emotional to be accepted. Begin argued that feel are getting inappropriate coverage. There has to be some the consciousness. method of social that like write about Or approaches upon public means tests as a determining services are concern you would to maybe, just

statement Begin's speech was a motherhood unacceptable, because Canadians fall between the maybe, you would just like to write for the paper. There has to be which not failed to to Chuck Tatham only begin suggest any cracks. She went on to undercut her own case by motivation for you other than what thinks about

but went far to the of a answers, so as deny existence acknowledging existing cracks which leave many your bathroom habits. Her of those With this female I problem. repeated description opposed "working poor" and handicapped persons without 51% of school's full-time enrollment being her "the four five of to approach as enemy" (note "enemy," not adequate access to needed services. think that at least or you could come up and try writing crusade "opponent," not "adversary") suggests a Surely the existence of those cracks alone must for us. mentality. suggest a need for restructuring the allocation of Now to change the subject completely, and to change the style the I Her condemnation of new right as being "rude pensions, income supplements, and baby bonuses, to of what people perceive my writing to be, would like to commend those in need" and the to "guilty of attacking welfare name a few items. the Operations Management Board and in particular Dave without it" offering anything to replace is a valid If government monies are to get to those people Docherty. The OMB has got the idea in their collective heads that her how should have better the critique. However, own assessment of the who need them most, government will have to stop the physically handicapped access to library.

has cuts too new right come into prominence both ways, blindly rejecting the notion of means tests. Granted, My Congrats to the people for their insight and actions For

not to demonstrating both past and existing Liberal failures. new approaches and categories will have to be long the handicapped, who pay full fees, have been able get T Begin argues that a lack of renewal of small devised, and it's high time that someone got on with to the library. That building before all others (and the occassional

it liberal ideas led to the ascendancy of washroom) should be accessible to the handicapped. This ramp neoconservatism. He WLG speech underlined her There is definite "crying" social needs which are that the OMB wants to build will not be cheap. But it is an

intellectual retreat and stateness. The not met. The is that the tax will not own party's being reality pie appropriate expense. for hope revewal of "liberal" ideas has not yet begun become appreciably larger. Any government hoping I hope the university administrators take note of this action and to these needs should be the students. This is forward occur. to attempt to satisfy quit waving can as helpful as possible to a step her Begin savours role as defender of the the flag and seriously start looking at the decisions that WLUSG should be noted and commended for.

that abuse of the which will have be made in order both overall in this the underdog, claiming no present to to People are becoming more aware, decade, of medicare exists. the and reallocate the slices. that have from system By highlighting most humanely effectively problems people can in getting place to place. extreme of the she Real would involve much work and will end with of aspects "enemy" position, hopes change a Hopefully this enlightenment not just a couple to Her of the hotline caller dedication to which is in in basement. It would be ideal if a rally support. story Calgary good government lacking ramps a someday person who claimed that everyone steals toilet paper and the current regime. confined to a wheelchair could roll through the front door of every

from had the desired effect of As the in soap hospitals making long as Liberals are in power, the preamble building instead of almost having to come through the back her audience laugh and undermining the credibility of to our constitution might as well read "Peace, door like a guest we're not proud to have admitted. her "enemy." Order,...and whatever is politically expedient." Chuck Kirk ham

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think is accurate? A babooshka, who is built like O. J. Simpson. After Which picture do you more Here's how can We have you directly help us. some specialty pages the the lies of the Pravda, it's time to happy medium between two is probably thumbing through that need a lot of attention and could use your input. Examples ofthis climb from Das somewhere near accurate, but its hard to into the sack, memorize a few lines say. the are concert listings and the scoreboard page. Generally we can 3 I'll rake in a dozen letters and luxurious five hours of Besides, probably coupie Kapital, enjoy a shuteye use lest always help with writing,production,writing,photos and we j with OJ. from disgruntled people who'll tell me the right t'orget...writing, % j As said to Kari Aarx in the Of if don't like Ronnie's answer anyway. they ; course, you picture, you The Sand M parlour, "You have nothing to lose but your might stray a little left of centre. picture chains." _J brightens a little, and things don't seem so bad. - 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

FEATURE

Photo labs Shopping for better photos

number of Surprisingly, a good problems own preferences as to and consequently, the photo lab can only do its personal quality, price people may have with their colour prints are not and service. best to compensate for any colour imbalances but If is then due to bad photography to printing errors caused by non-daylight light sources. quality your prime concern word-of- mouth recommendations made by the photo lab. A simple test to check whether the lab could from friends might be

result in that either a Check their to These errors pictures are have done a better job is to compare the best good starting point. prints see

too dark too or off- from with how successful the lab was with their film. or light (improper density) prints your film the negatives. Then If price or service are more colour from the original subject (improper compare any bad prints with their negatives. If important then pull out the yellow and the colour balance). the negs from the good and bad prints look the pages phone

in this area for and This isn't to say that all bad photos are same then the lab should have been able to do photofinishers prices turn-

some. main to around times. caused by the lab, just The thing a better job and should re-do them for you at no Photo size and surface remember is that the film in your camera reacts charge. paper are

most considerations also. Ask to see of differently to light than your own eyes, which The important questions to ask before samples the lab's photos. If prefer 4"X6" and tend to adjust to poor light and correct for you drop your film off might be, what are their you they only do 3V2"Xs"size, then have to look colour imbalances. quality standards and what is their policy for re- you'll some

more. Be aware that the "matte" or "satin" finish An example of this are photos taken in a dos?

to avoid which have one set that like not be the same as the "N fluorescent-lit room. Because this type of Try places price you may

rate roll no matter how photos turn surface" or "lustre-lux" that the lab offers. lighting only produces parts of the visible per many Paper Most have for will affect the of the will have cast out. labs a set charge processing quality quality spectrum, your prints a greenish printed add 30$ 50

Damn that Disc! Simple tips to improve

The introduction last year of shooter quite well over the the disc camera brought about years. The 110 has been few "oohs" a and "aahs" from upgraded with built-in flash and image the other could that the lab your a you request print the photo industry. Here at last telephoto lenses now available. "full-frame" enlargement, which is actually was a machine that would take The 126, it has seems, gone the 7"X10" for an "8X10" and 10"X14" for an the out of this business of bugs way of black and white into the "11X14" print. picture-taking. use to depths of photographic history. The of flash seems pose the most Now that a few technical problems have been Kodak promised that the new The 126 Kodak "Instamatic" difficulty for occasional photographers. The solved you might think of how to improve the disc coupled with a "new and "white face" is caused produces surprisingly sharp typical photo by visual of impact or composition your photos. improved" film would enable because of its overexposure resulting from the flash too photos larger- being The most important thing to do before even the most foolish close to sized Its demise as a the subject or not having the flash negative. pressing the shutter is to think about how the photographer to take better popular photographic instru- adjusted for the proper distance. image your eyes see will appear as a photos. The new camera would ment can be the the film results in dark, explained by Underexposing muddy- photograph. If you're taking a picture of a flash the amount of necessary unattractiveness of its looking photos. This occurs when there's not square friend standing next to his car, for example, do light, advance the film in record 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" prints. enough light from the flash to properly expose in you need the whole car the photo? If not, time, and would even be Those who like the the film. can cause this: either the Many things then move closer and include more of your compact. automation of their disc or 110 flash was too far from the subject, the batteries main subject in the frame. If the car is more So it whirrs and flashes and cameras but seek the were weak, or the flash didn't have time enough important than your friend then consider fits into But what to your pocket. sharpness only attainable with fully charge between shots. Seven to ten feet from shooting the car a different angle than about the photos themselves? should between the flash and larger cameras consider the subject should be dead-on. The of quality the prints from and for compact automatic 35mm appropriate most pocket cameras, and a disc camera is worse than cameras. These 35s should result in of the new are good photos proper that of a 110 camera print. The compact, lightweight, and fairly exposure. is picture fuzzy because of to Some Another easy use. even have gremlin which haunts flash users is excessive grain caused by the an auto-focus feature. a phenomenon known as "red-eye". As the size of tiny the negative. The main advantage of the name suggests, people in the photos appear to A smaller negative needs a 35mm compact camera is that have red~pupils, not necessarily reflecting their Photo greater enlargement ratio to you use 35mm film, which is of drinking habits. Red-eye is caused by produce a standard 3 1/2" x 4" than higher quaility disc, 110, positioning the flash too close to the camera If print. the quality of the film or 126. The 35mm negative lens. Light from the flash is reflected from the had been sufficiently feature improved, produces a higher back of the the and is quality print subject's eye, retina, by Fred Taylor then the disc would have been which is miles ahead of red in the This a captured as pupil. problem can a nice alternative to the 110 terms pocket camera print in of be avoided by placing the flash farther away pocket camera. With the disc and sharpness colour rendition. from the camera lens (a flash extender is you get better-exposed but For about double the of for price a available "Magicubes") or by having the

fuzzy photos. disc camera could have you a subject look away, even slightly, from the

The 110 and 126 pocket "real" camera that provides camera. The "shape" or format of the photo is cameras have served the decent snap- photos. "But I know I didn't cut his head off!" is a important. Consider whether your main subject of common utterance people who are looking at is vertical or horizontal and turn your camera with heads feet. The photos chopped or missing accordingly to fill the frame. Remember to

whole be on the negative but not person may leave room around the edges for edge-cropping. the because the itself isn't on — print print Scenes which are "action-oriented" in

proportional in size to the negative and some MIKADO POOdS which your subject is doing something more

— and than just sitting may be of more interest Be result in a photo with greater impact. aware Fresh Ocean Fish Fresh Fish'n Chips consider of what your subject is doing and

An appealing photograph requires waiting before releasing the shutter for a more Japanese Grocery technical and visual contol over the interesting moment.

All photos have "direction For example, if Fish n' Chips Sushi image by the photographer. left then someone in the photo is looking to the

the will have a left-side point of interest. Tempra Shrimp with Ricc & Tempra Sauce photo A good photographer will try to balance the

picture area all around the frame is to look photo so that the person will appear

— Mon Thurs 11:00 a.m. — 9:30 automatically chopped out during printing. The what that p.m. into the photo or include in the photo

— Fri Sat 1:00 a.m. — 12:00 will an amount the viewer a a.m. printer usually "crop" equal person is looking at. Balance gives

12:00 — 9:30 from all the so that which have Sunday p.m. p.m. edges pictures sense of completion. centered suffer less than those which been An appealing photograph requires technical haven't. the and visual control over the image by The for is to leave 51 East only cure "edge-cropping" photographer. This control includes an like Aye. room around the picture frame when take the final will look university you awareness of what image If the was bad the shutter the photo. crop really you might and what steps can be taken before the lab and teil them to effect. Good have re-do the photo is released to produce the desired King St. N. to cluttered | print right one edge. photos are simple, without with This is more noticeable on 8"X10" and cropping backgrounds or distracting objects, fills tne enlargements. The printing machine tends to attention focused on one subject that

from of and Regina university Ave. w. enlarge the centre the negative, picture area. Attention to proper exposure better should result in leaving about 1/4" off the negative. If your balanced composition

subject stretches from one edge of the frame to photos. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983 9

WORLDS Question IS TEACHING LARGEST

of the Week YOUR CAREER GOAL? SKISHOW Oct. 7-10

by Adriaan Demmers Professor Bud Davies, Faculty of woronjo photos by Paul Gomme Education, Nipissing University College, wj ffffllV 3fW MMUWW OJ will be at Wilfrid Laurier University.

Over 400 Exhibits ~ . 4 October 1983 Wednesday, 19, . . and Displays With the University of Waterloo Paul Martin Centre

building a $1.5 million, 650-seat 11:30 - 1:30 Ski a.m. p.m. (including giant pub, what do you think the Turret and should do to maintain attendance? Swap Sale)

At this time will learn more about you /\T\ the structure, focus and emphasis of "

Nipissing's program. Professor Davies

will also be pleased to answer any

questions you have.

It's important to choose the Faculty of Bring in higher quality entertainment to and such as the Stones! Education best suited you your

Michael Walker INTERNATIONAL career goals. Science 2nd year Honours Political CENTRE - AIRPORT RD.

Nipissing WW Koad sun.oct.9 r I . Cjormanville nam.-6pm.

Mon.oct.io na.m-epm University Morth Bay Ontam pibslj College \g/ Admission $5.00

i'nAmn 4r4341XJ 12 & under free with adult

Information 367-0799

The Turret is going under by itself

already.

Alex Nitsis

4th year Geography

I "OKTOBERFEST" I

McGinnis has an Oompah Band! Don t overcharge tor bands, but get

entertainment more and a greater

variety of drinks, cheaper beer, no

line-ups and improve the

atmosphere.

Amy South Administration Ist year Business

Mike Weller

st Political Science 1 year Cheryl Mehrer Administration Ist year Business

Bring in male strippers, supply

whipped cream and maraschino

cherries at the door.

Tina Deck

4th year Biology/Psychology

Put more emphasis on attracting

people by the entertainment being

provided rather than just the fact of

having a better facility.

Bruce Bowen

Business 4th year Honours Administration

It won'taffect it if the GW pub is at all

like the Bombshelter, it will just allow

it. more Laurier students to use

Nancy Alexander So close you can taste it! 3rd year Business Administration 160 University Avenue, at Phillip Street - Waterloo. 10 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

in brief Drop into

Aid delayed to UBC

Students who have Wilf's recently applied for VANCOUVER than assistance will have (CUP)—More 1,000 likely to wait until

students are still without their financial aid December before they actually receive their

assessments because the University of B.C. funds, says Hender.

awards office is students who understaffed, says (JBC's Meanwhile, wish to appeal

for financial aid director. their loan and grant assessments will a light lunch face And Hender even further Bryon says the office can't delays because the educational hire additional help because the ministry has recently stepped out of the

administration has recently a appeal Appeals are or to unwind imposed hiring process. now the just freeze in response to government funding responsibility of financial aid offices. cutbacks. And students who finally do get their aid The staff shortage, combined with the B.C. documents face yet another hassle. The government's delay in its branch of the Bank of Open announcing campus Montreal now contribution to the student aid refuses to student program, has process loans, and

Mon — Wed created a two-month backlog in students must go to a centralized downtown

assessments, Hender branch before their says. they get money.

/ — 1 12 p.m. 2 p.m.

/J |\ 4 p.m. — 6 p.m.

8 — 11:30 p.m. p.m. College joins pro-lifers

Thurs — Sat motion was a "good idea." WINNIPEG (CUP)-The anti-abortion "I do not know of students whowould 12 p.m.— 2 p.m. any for Life the of an this League gained membership adamantly oppose move, because there entire of Manitoba last — University college is no conflict between 4 p.m. 6 p.m. being a Roman week, student Catholic a despite protest. and member of the League for

IT 8 — The St. Paul's student council p.m. 12:30 a.m. College Life," he said. voted 5-4 in favor of One joining. non-Catholic member of St. Paul's "We wanted human who to bring some issues has withdrawn from the college in

into the said college," one councillor who protest, disagreed with Williams and the voted to join. council.

The decision makes councillor a "It (council) is not every just representing member of the League for Life, whetherthey Catholics at the college," said Heather the motion said several Steidle. "Are PICK-UP YOUR supported or not, they trying to separate the council members. different college into camps because of their

Two councillors have threatenedto resign religious affiliations?" the issue. "This Roman over is a Catholic college, and its The intention of the "to first STUDENT SAVINGS motion is convey allegiance is and foremost to theRoman the that St. Paul's point is pro-life," said Catholic church," stated St. Paul's rector

councillor Kevin the Father Driscoll. Bridges, mover. "Therefore the college is PASSPORT He said this was not an attempt to enroll committed to the teachings of Christ and the everyone at the college into the League for Judeo-Christian which morality says, "Thou Life, adding that many members belong shalt not kill."

He individually. explained that while college

One councillor who opposed the motion membership is to all students, there AT THE WLUSU INFO CENTRE open are disagreed with Bridges, saying thatSt. Paul's certain expectations of those who join. Steidle said council has a mandate to speak and act on when she applied for

behalf of the students at the college. By membership to St. Paul's she asked whether

a speaking out as a council they are speaking being non-Catholic "would make a

difference and told it ITS FREE for the whole college, she said. was wouldn't" St. Paul's Dean Professor Williams said the "Now 1 know differently," she said.

Oktorf.rff.st Universities Week hype

tour and shown the visible effects of

OTTAWA —Universities the and have (CUP) across underfunding an opportunity to

COMES TO THE country will be putting on a happy face hear students talk abou the quality of their October 2-8, during National Universities laboratory equipment.

Week. But student and faculty associations The Canadian Association of University

is Teachers say the publicity and hype misleading the co-authored a letter with CFS to

TURRET public. student and commercial media, criticizing

While publicized as a celebration and the Week's activities. "The Week's plans are

receiving warm support from governments, lopsided in the sense that they're only

Universities Week avoids the issue of looking atthe accomplishments of Canadian

'FEATURING THE BLACK underfunding and its effect on the quality of universities and not looking at the realities

post secondary education, says Diane that exist," Flaherty said.

executive officer of the "In FOREST BAND* Flaherty, Canadian one sense drawing attention to Federation of Students. universities can't be totally bad," Flaherty

Amid the advertisements, displays, public said, "but it's misleading the public."

activities and competitions, all geared to Prime Minister Trudeau is expected to join

show the beneficial role universities play in those premiers who have proclaimed the

society, CFS has plans to complete the week. The obvious cooperation with INCLUDED WITH THE PRICE OF public picture. government worries Flaherty. "It's The federation is encouraging its member a questionable role for administrators ADMISSION IS GERMAN FOOD AND institutions to organize "cutback tours" to be playing when those people should be the week Local MPs and the for A CHANCE during press, lobbying government more money," TO WIN A TRIP FOR 2 administrators will be she said. taken on a campus TO THE CARIBBEAN

High tech robs jobs ADMISSION $6.50 WLU (RNR/CQP)—High tech industries maybe average American worker and potentially

booming, but according to Stanford eliminating eight million jobs by the year 2025. the U.S. in 1990 $7.00 NON WLU University researchers, high tech jobs are a In contrast, says Levin, times and bust. will need three as many janitors, than fast-food — five fast-food workers They say janitors and workers times as many

not math whizzes with advanced degrees — new computer systems analysts.

TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT THE in the decade. Educators add tech to WLUSU ' are likely to prosper coming who high courses

Professors Henry Levin and Russell their curricular are barking up the wrong tree, which INFO CENTRE few Levin. "Since we cannot Rumberger claim new job categories will says predict education beyond high school. jobs will be available," he says,"it is best to O< require will able students with a strong general OCTOBER 15 & 16* Computers, says Levin, be to provide X and to to the perform more complex mental tasks, education ability adapt work environment." resulting in a lowering of the skill level of the changing THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983 11

letters

continued from page 6 me a good as I laugh wipe up spilt pork grease Forde so-called facts, the store in with it. is the As for your "Laugh" operative word here. I think order the deck Chatham did not through' that "What's Up Chuck" adds some much

but Canada. needed satire to a to Alpine in the States, Alpine paper and a school that tends to take itself There Which brings me to your comment on too seriously. are ask "serious" shopping. If you were to your good enough writers on the Cord staff. than friend Craig Simpson where he bought all Rather being irrelevant, well-written satire Studio worth of he like Chucks often the of last year's $6,000 equipment gets point across more that he the than so-called "serious" would tell you bought it at effectively writing. Look

Globe Discount in Hamilton — that is where satire got Art Buchwald, Allan

town. to Ronald right, Craig's home As my Fotheringham, Reagan and Harold received Ballard. shopping habits, I a quote in May for the Alpine. I then went to Toronto, Let Chuck be Laurier's version of Paul Best in I and around. Rimstead his heart and I'm where now live, shopped (before problems) quality that all those Nobody would beat the deal I was quoted sure complaining, gung-ho, femlib would Chuck in Chatham. As for the rest of the militant, types agree that is

a He's equipment, I did not buy the turntables in actually very funny guy. always been Best in service I that likes Chatham; I bought them in Waterloo. I did funny. mean, any guy Dodo, Gumby and the can't be all he? not buy the speakers in Chatham; I bought Jetsons bad, can Golly of not! them in Kitchener. I did not buy the amp in Wally, course Ted Edwins I bought it in Guelph. You see, it Chatham; Call us for your graduation pictures is not that Chatham does not have these

things, it is that the best ones at the best price could be found elsewhere. Graduate attire next time want to writean article 25 not over the hill So you supplied it is Dn SAM Board try to find my office; right next to yours. In reference to your article in the September Sincerely, 22nd issue of The Cord entitled "Where to turn Mike O'Brien dial," I found Karen assessment COME AND your Thorpe's

of reachable radio stations to be extremely

accurate. able to reach CHYM Being only on my Leave Chuck alone clock radio and having to endure their music

I with the statement every morning, can identify COMPARE on last when I Imagine my surprise Thursday about that particular radio station. However,

the NEW, IMPROVED Cord, 27 of and not death picked up being years age yet on my favourite column, immediately turned to my bed, I found the comment that CHYM caters to found the "What's Chuck", and on the 25-45 to be I think Gp page age group quite amusing. Letters to the Editorthat actually that should consider the fact that opposite some you perhaps column! Mon Dieu! condemned Chuck and his much to have 25-year-olds are more likely your

Could it be that there are actually some people taste in music than are 45-year-olds, and break 259 King St. W. don't share the vital out there that same in and three four your category two possibly or Chuck? 1 believe it! concerns as can hardly atthe of sections. Believe it or not, advancedage Chuck first school (Beside King Centre) Having known since year high 27 I actually enjoy frequenting places like art class where he volunteered to be a male Ballingers, The Beat Escape, and even the model for Nude 101,1 feel that is is Sketching up Turret, and I am still agile enough to dance! Kitchener to to whatever I can of Chuck's me salvage In all seriousness, the article was very N2G 4L4 much-maligned and barely existent reputation, informative to those not familiar with the if only for his mother's sake. available radio stations. that I like Chuck. 1 also 745-8637 Let me begin by saying D.F. Randall

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Don't Walk, Dance

York Road at the Turret

Ellis by Kevin surprised me with a few rock classics the WLU Last Thursday night loyal that had some very "off-the-wall" crowd entertained Turret was by a arrangements of songs I never of known York but group musicians as expected to hear anywhere a After first few Road. a questionable "Monkeys" television show.

York Road the Turret correct numbers, gave Diversity would be the of for Road's of a good night dancing. word York choice

of music. Despite the megawatts lights, The band songs ranged from of gallons dry ice, and pounds of older tunes such as Smokey make-up, YorkRoad is a good small- Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" and venue dance bandwith something to the Rolling Stones' "Let's Spend the play for every taste imaginable. Night Together" to the more up-to- Bowie's The bandcame on stage about45 date numbers like David minutes behind schedule. The wait "Young Americans," and Modem was made bearable only by the English's "Burning Down the staff charm of the friendly Turret and House". One song which was played their roving trays of draft which I cannot help but mention is

When the band finally did come on the band's amazing extended-play stage they appeared through clouds version of Fred Flintstone's "In of smoke and bright flashes of light Bedrock, Twist Twist" (Another

which, although impressive, did not cultural and intellectual firstfor WLCI. seem to suit the small venue Be proud, folks.) atmosphere of the Turret In appearance the band was

The smoke was so thick at times it diverse. The group's costumes

from hard-core mohawk was a toss-up between listening to ranged the music and trying to figure out punks to Rock ofSeagulls hairdo, whether or not there was really to heavy metal sweat clothes. And someone on stage. along with the clothes came the

By the time the fog had cleared, of the playing roles one would expect York Road had their first each different completed person to act out. two songs from their upcoming The pseudo-punker bassist album. This new music his original concentrating more on exotic seems to be following the hard edge new wave dancing and contorted of the new English tech-pop invasion playing styles than on the music he and constitutes a successful first did not seem to realize he was effort by the band. making. The punker was

After openers, the band seemedto accompanied by a heavy metal type shoot some life-blood at the dancers guitarist with a scruffy beard and in the audience as they performed a long neglected hair. Idol's very close copy of Billy Somehow the band pooled all this

"Dancing with Myself." After this fast- diversity into an effective product, paced power chord song it seemed which was certainly appreciated by like the entire night would be devoted the small but dance-loving crowd to new wave music, but the band which occupied the Turret. Photo by Karim Virani

The band displayed a repertoire containing everything from Billy Idol to Fred Flintstone classics.

The Blushing Brides

take a gamble

for entire of their two sets. It must albums to sustain a certain pace length Bill Anderson by a to them the show, but the Blushing Brides have been disappointment close to revisions some that never realty came It seemed like were forced to do of they a perfect night for few audience excitement of the marginal songs from their the they rock n' roll. The Coronet was at Park. albums to supply enough material. It achieved last year Bingeman packed, and the happy hour had left outon a limb, here that they got into trouble. The crowd was also been a was very busy one. Jailbait danced to have waited all as they seemed excitedly by the stage where the for a chance to The who last It seemed that time the band evening gocrazy. Blushing Brides, year had every fast as it momentum with momentcame and went as electrified Bingeman Park, cranked was gaining some arrived. the crowd, one of these rather slow had out their sounds once again in Kitchener.

different But things were this time

around. For the in one, personnel The Brides have regressed from last the band had changed. Maurice, the vocalist who but still many would swear tobe year's concert, are Mick has his Jagger, gone own way. entertaining. A guitarist had also left the band. The

two who replaced these Bride

cornerstones had apparently

tunes would come and brought with them a new philosophy. up The result was an evening that, drain The band seems to have decided to immediately any spirit the while perhaps not being everything audience had built The shake their 'Stones Clones' image up. cycle that everyone expected, was certainly continued and attempt to establish the throughout the evening not a downer. The band may have until the last half hourbefore from credibility of their own material. closing, regressed a little the level that when the band unleashed a string of they were at last year, butthey are still In time this a good that may prove very songs really helped to raise the a very entertaining commodity. indeed. Some of the idea highlights level of crowd enthusiasm. Thefuture can only get brighter for

of the were taken from Bride After Brides their of evening a two-song encore, the Blushing as sum alternated albums. Thesetunes were audience, which to with their seemed be just quality material grows of the old and with some newer waking up, was sent home for the record output. And in the time to

Stones classics. But there This seemed be if just night to a shame for come, everything progresses well, weren't from fans be them enough quality songs everybody involved. may coming to see

their stuff. The band had worked for their own with own very hard in mainly materia!,

Virani Photo by Karim The Stones can choose its a y Rolling to the Stones imitations , attempt get crowd going, Rolling York — Road a diverse band with an effective product. the best cuts from their multiple and put in an all-out effort for the secondary consideration. 14 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

entertainment

Blues ignite the Coronet Concert Bill Anderson sounds of the band the month of and there by filling club. November, is a | List With yet another package of chance they will be bringing their The Powder Blues returnedto the good listening tunes now available from brand of bubbling blues to Laurierat Coronet Hotel last Tuesday for the The that It Blues, it can be a matterof time. would be a shame if first in two only time years. It no doubtwill October 6 Southern time before the band abandons the those didn't book the Cross Larry's not responsible Hidaway be their last visit if the crowd on club curcuit and into the move towards halls group Turret where, with a hand has to about it. anything say and similar auditoriums. have now setting to thatof the 6 John Mael and Canned Heat El The audience of about 150 made They by Coronet, Mocambo the band demonstrated a consistency rarely would undoubtedly deliver more noise than the entire Maple found these days as bands as they did on Tuesday Leaf Garden crowd does many night 7 Santers usually on a El Mocambo to find it The showed seem impossible to put out a Blues a lot of talentat hockey night. Their enthusiasm was of the Coronet that string quality albums, or cannot evening. On a night well-founded. 7 Stolen Property Larry's deliver their studio when sound on a live many bands a Take six mastercraftsman from give more basis. the reserved show, Eventually masses will see resting up for more various points in North America, add 8 Willie Englis El Mocambo the light and take this band to heart profitable weekend the band music gigs, that will let each member put Frontman/guitarist/vocalist Tom was fantastic. his simply Perhaps with a 8 S&M talents on display via solos and with Nash the Slash Larry's Lavin indicated that there is bit of the some prodding, Turret may great arrangements, include a live in their schedule the feature this talented space during group sometime 10 Danny and atmosphere, as well as a two-for-one Marks the Group Hotel Isabella in the future. social readjustment' hour beginning 11 Howard at 8:30 Devoto p.m. and you have one heck Larry's

of a fine show thatno one with even a 12 Blank Expression passing interest in blues should have Entertainment Larry's missed. Quiz 13 Tokyo El Mocambo The band can really deliver in 1. What the of the was name Beatles' manager who propelled them to terms of stage presence. While their 14 I.C.CJ. superstar status? Larry's albums have captured their skills and

have 15 Blue Peter produced many semi-hits, the El Mocambo 2. What film won the most Academy Awards ever, with 11? Blues are more appealing in person 15 Trax where their precision and is Larry's Hideaway energy 3. What is Robert Zimmerman's alias?

all the more awesome. As a 17 Mike McKenna Blues Band Hotel Isabella to mind the comparison, they bring 4. What Beatles album contains the song "Michelle"? dilemma of Bruce who 18 Springsteen Foghat El Mocambo can't just seem to put out records of 5. Who wrote "Rhapsody in Blue"? 20 Apple the quality of his live performances. Viper Larry's The the The Blues' latest purpose 6. What was the to "The Pink Panther"? continued sequel on page 15 excursion into the clubs is to

promote their recently released 7. What did Jerry Lewis invent as Fred MacMurray in "The Absent-minded doublealbum entitled Red Hot, True — Professor"? I —I Blue.' It provided them with enough

material that, when coupled with all the familiar from songs pastrecords, 8. What are the names of the grandchildren mentioned in the Beatles sona they were able to play for "When I'm 64"?

approximately two-and-a-half hours.

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Record review Spotlight Stevie Ray Vaughn-Hot by Karen Thorpe

Perchance you have been wondering where I have been the last do not by Ted Edwins refreshing because they My favorite on the album is of I have song couple weeks. do an excuse. become monotonous or repetitive. called "Mary Had a Little Lamb." I have discovered exercise. After watching Flashdance and The You won't see this album on any "Rude Mood" are "Testify" and Now, don'tlaugh, but this really is the charts because the not Maniac video I knew that there was no way I could resist the music is like perfect showcases for Vaughn's full- electro-techno that is to join the trendy set and begin to get in shape. Mot any of the pop for the This is pressure only nursery rhyme lyrics. speed ahead guitar work. Some of but have also started to eat — sounds like 1 should be currently dominating the so-called lamb will that, 1 right probably the coolest you the best playing on the album "alternative music" radio stations. guitar on either a Geritol or an — to the Ivory Soap commercial, right? every come across bopping occurs on these tracks. The last Stevie used to be the Queen of the Junk Food set. The man's name is Ray 1 I can tell you the Bo Diddly beat, wearing black tune is and he plays the most instrumental a very mellow finer details of distinctions between hamburgers and french fries Vaughn shades, and following Mary to which fast food down dangerous, hard-driving, electronic slow song called "Lenny" from every place King Street. I have also supported school. This song injects some blues that have ever heard. As named for his wife. This almost in lust — you Vaughn tune humour into a Forwells single-handedly my for penny candy badly-needed genre Chuck Tatham mentioned in his lipshaped jube-jubes were a favorite. is full of sweet harmonies that make that is almost always depressing. Bowie Concert Review But all of this has (Cord, Friday it the toend the album. That trend is thanks to changed. perfect song changing did do from September 9, 1983), Vaughn Stevie Due to phenomenal avid athletes that are one in Ray Vaughn's unique peer pressure Perhaps we could hear this up session work "Let's and the fact that had some guitar on the blues. friends to we a floor picture taken in the the Turret sometime. approach to Dance" but listen to "Texas the football for once you weight room amongst players (6:30 p.m. you Rood" will realize that his talent females that are attracted to those humungous mounds of flesh) I you wasted with Bowie. and $100 was went out purchased approximately worth of equipment. the of Some people have seen Mot being sort girl to have 37 different track pants in an may Music" when Vaughn on "The New equal number of colours, I had to buy some of those as well. GRANT Mo the of he played the El during Another chunk this money went toward "training flats."

summer. The man is an absolute DR. Y.J. GRANT 1 that if I horrendous amountof figured spent a money on a wizard. one he I'd guitar During song, sport, there was no way quit after the first one hundred yards. DR. J.E. HOHNER his handand So far I've been stops using strumming right. DR. and downthe neck with D.C. LUTZI continues up One thing 1 did forget to buy were thick cotton socks, so for the that has since his left in a way no one past week I've been wearing the same ones. They don't smell but Jimi Hendrix. Absolutely amazing. firm. are getting pretty Actually they are down-right hard but I figure "Texas Rood" is a hot guitar album OPTOMETRISTS that the sweat them once gets into each day they'll loosen up, and that shows Vaughn's talent to besides, who notices at 7 a.m.? perfection. I 232 N. Actually am really enthusiastic about this new venture of mine, KING ST. Qsuallv when one mentions blues and I don't even mind that my quads are aching day after day — WATERLOO music, an image of whining I'm see, even picking up the lingo. harmonicas and saxaphones is this of Anyhow, undoubtedly by point many you are wondering" The sound this across from the WLU conjured up. on what the this has do with entertainment. Well, it has Athletic fudgeo's to album, however, is lean and mean. Complex occurred to that than few dollars me lately more a has been picked Stevie and fDR.G.A. Ray Vaughn plays guitar in this field by exploiting people's fear of not being beautiful. Trouble, call up his backup group, Double for appointments It all started around 10 with that obnoxious Swedish years ago consists of a bassist and a drummer.

trim 885-2574 man who was 60 and while we Canadians were fat, smoked With this small lineup, Vaughn isable much, and in far too other too indulged many excesses. to present blues music with few of

The result of our is that it is now the in' to over-indulgence thing the cliches that we have come to

be fit. Take for the success of the 20-Minute Workout. from the While the example expect genre. Mow for of its is due to male viewers who can't fall intothe sure some success themes of the songs may

their in heads, but a of it keep eyes their good portion is due to traditional categories of love and ! i females in who have a desire to be fit and don't mind putting their hurtin', they are presented an

in to do it. posteriors strange positions original way. of offer A lot restaurants plates containing only vegetables, The love songs on the album,

cheese, crackers and dip — very healthy. "Love Stuck" and "Pride and Joy," The with the latter media has really taken hold of this project, producing the are very positive

air Blues movies Flashdance, Stayin' Alive, and of course the myriad of receiving some play. songs but videos and exercise shows which all feature health as their main usually moan about a lost lover about topic. We have Richard Simmons, the Jane Fonda Workout, Vaughn's songs are exultant If Victoria Principle and her program. Linda Evans, and supermodel continuing relationships. you slap

all this these on stereo, Christie Brinkley supporting new craze. songs your car you

It's in to have will find all really trendy Hollywood your own personal soon yourself breaking You don't land records. instructor. even have to leave the pool. speed ￿ I

I'll admit that I have succumbed hurtin' such as to media pressure and am Vaughn's songs,

lot of is "Texas Flood," "Tell Me," "Dirty spending a time, money, and energy on something that *"I and "I'm Cryin'," also break presently a trend. However, there doesn't to be an end in Fool," appear . * the blues tradition. No whipped * sight, and frankly 1 don't think that its effects are the least bit VU' : : \ . Thurs Night detrimental. wimp whining in the wilderness here.

is in himself So for the Instead, Vaughn secure time being, thanks, I'll keep my head-band, tights, and Ladies Night 3 and seems to "Too bad babe, smelly socks — all for the health of it. say, Awesoma u loss." You know will your Vaughn 1 survive these chicks. He is hurtin' in i UISHT show! these but he is not beaten. ! songs List "Texas Flood" also contains some Concert Continued • of 'New Music' Lots w ; superb instrumental tracks which are of Waterloo I from CFNY's Favorite List T I 20 The Spoons University

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Always Here

You were here just a short time ago million or has it been a years'?

It doesn't really matter, the image

is the same —fresh and clear, never

doubtful.

of A part of our lives, a piece our —when left that souls you piece was

gendy torn and given to our memories,

time. a place untouched by

How can it be? The smiling face, the

gende touch shattered and broken in Taken from midst with an instant. our feel- no warning, no explanation—only a

ing of somediing missing, a sensation

of numbness.

The memories come rushing back, many of

and out mind them preserved placed away of The good times and the bad, the moments

of confusion and the hours of brilliance.

Forgotten —an impossible task. lives travel The years may pass, our of in their set cycles—but a piece our

is with frozen in hearts always you, warmth time as we remember and feel the

of the memories have you given us.

Susan Lawson

Dreamer

Dream for a world

that cannot be had.

Dream for a truth

that cannot be known.

Dream for a life

that won't always be sad.

Dream for a spirit

that will always be shown.

not a dreamer; No, you are human you arc a being.

Elizabedi Ganong

Dedication

Just Nutz Yon used to know me

You uttered my sounds echoing I think I'm of metaphors going crazy the many meanings my here with sitting so lazy You spoke of me pride

for the one sitting in the waiting world to change as a young I wish I could jump off this plane circle of the Elders, learning

and from tension get away this their secrets round bones ol wisdom tightening in on my brain. their hard a preppy poem in your hand I'll tell children of me Tonight let it all come out You liked to your frustration watched them being fighting within myself i try to float on the surface as you

like a loose steam value but drown in facade born and escaping finally your dying at release that children's children laugh pressure for another day & you—my would be lover Now, your

never know what i mean your mutterings

Lots of old fool are sleep will help me out when i mumble something about truth as you

me I haven't had no doubt innocence into to remember enough or whisper your ear trying I should really phone someone

To for it's much too still claim faithfulness laugh go lunch, early. you they because have & ask for concern they

me I dunk I'm better now. never known feeling as you push me deeper

mind is reach' to to work head first into My get your reality

I wish I could talk to someone Karen Wilkins

to ease die i clean pain emerge preppy to dissipate.... & put on a new face

to rest... suitable something more

to muse.. for floating on a facade to quit.

Allan Moore

Frank Lauzon THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983 17 SPORTS

Hawks tops in nation

Steve Delzotto. The Hawks kicked an Theresa by Kelly insurance field goal to finish the

scoring at 34—24, and stop all The Golden Hawks remain at the hopes of a York come-from-behind top of the OtIAA division with a 34- victory. the York Yeomen 24 victory over at What was surprising about the York last Saturday. Thewin keeps the victor' was the offensive attack the Hawks two points ahead of the Hawks used. York, fully expecting a second-place CI of T Blues and the strong running game,was thrownoff Western Mustangs. by the passing game. Because of the Although the Hawks triumphed by size advantage the Yeomen had over ten points, they found themselves the Hawks, the Hawks relied on their trailing the Yeomen until the third passing Mike Wilson York took 7-0 lead game. quarter. a quick 13 of 27 for completed passes 330 with an 84-yard touchdown run by The yards. rushing game totalled Terry Douglas. Douglas was just a only 122 yards of the 448 total blur of white and red as he sprinted offence. down the field on their first John Poole led the defence with possession of the game. Douglas his third interception this season. added 34 yards on their next Terry Douglas was limited to 29 set field just possession to up a 32-yard after his goal by Mike Boyd. yards first two long carries. finished the Douglas game with 147 13 Hawks 34 yards on carries. It was a satisfying the victory for Hawks as they Yeomen 24 avenged last year's 19—1 loss at the hands of the Yeomen.

To the Hawks it must have seemed The victory marked the 107th like a repeat of the 95-yard TD run by career win for Coach Tuffy Knight. Blues' Trevor Miller the previous He is now in second place behind week. vu. York later added a Deja St. Francis Xavier's Don Maloney in

and a field goal that kept the single university victories. Yeomen ahead 11 -3 after Roy Kurtz The Hawks play on the road again kicked a field goal for the Hawks. this weekend as they face the

Halfback Paul Nastasiuk tied the Western Mustangs in London. It will

at when he scored be the real test for the Hawks as game 11, on an they 84-yard touchdown play. York fight to stay atop the CXIAA division.

regained the leadafter a 40-yard field Fortunately for the Hawks, the will be the goal by Boyd. The Hawks enteredthe Mustangs without OCIAA

locker the Yeomen MVP for 1-982, Chris room trailing by photo by Theresa Kelly Bryne. Bryne suffered three 14-11. Hawk receiver John Arnoldi York defender lines for torn knee ligaments in their points, (20) turns upfield as a up the tackle. The Hawks went win After halftime, York retained a over McMaster and will be on to win the game 34-24 over the York Yeomen, to stay atop both the Canadian and Ontario standings. gone three-point lead after both schools for the season. Nastasiuk into the end from the 2 Laurier's last home of the kicked field goals. gave the fourth quarter began. After Kurtz zone yard closely following teammate game leadfor the first time in line. who rushed for 131 Nastasiuk and Trevor Miller. is October 15 the Hawks the added a 47-yard field goal, the Rybansky, season on against after touchdown finished the Nastasiuk had 43 Windsor. The week, the the game a Hawks' lead was increased to 7 yards against Toronto, yards rushing on following with 74 22 10 carries and 167 final of the reception. Nastasiuk, on a screen, points. Kurtz scored 16 points: 3 game yards on carries. He yards receiving game regular season

the sideline a on 3 catches. takes at Alumni Stadium sprinted up on 90-yard converts, 4 field goals and 1 single. now has over 400 yards rushing in place in

touchdown York to within the play. Randy Rybansky scored the final four games.Rybansky remainsat the pulled a touchdown Guelph against Guelph

The Hawks were ahead 21-17 as he the after a from Tino lacono to touchdown as powered his way top of CXJAA scoring race, pass Gryphons.

Defeat Warriors, tie Lancers

Soccer team second

the game. A red card means an automatic

Special to the Cord from expulsion the game where the call

The soccer Hawks travelled to Windsor occurred as well as an expulsion from the

last for a the Sunday against next game game. It was a big blow to the team as Lancers. The Hawks, off a win Marchese coming is the leading team scorer. over to the Warriors, were eager add The Hawk's Manny Apolinario received a another two points to their total. yellow card in what seemed to be the ref- After a tough against the Lancers, game eree's attempt to balance the calls. A yellow both teams were forced to settle for a 2-2 tie card is just a warning. Two yellow cards in a with neither able break team to the stalemate. for game means an expulsion that particular It was a very physical game and there game.Three yellow cards in a season means to "bad appeared be blood" between the finishes the player the season as a spectator. teams at its conclusion. One could have The second half was generally played at easily mistaken this contest for rugby much slower pace for both teams. Windsor because of its nature. Due to physical poor had to the rest of the short- play game there refereeing were few penalties called. handed after Marchese's penalty. The team Late fouls, well and as as hitting, pushing, looked tired and didn't play with much

elbowing, were often overlooked. momentum for the remainder the of game. All four in goals were scored an aggressive Laurier started off strong in the second half first half. Windsor took a 1 -0 lead with a goal but was unable to beat Lancer goaltender

lan in by Terott on a penalty shot thefirst six Dan Nisoros. The Hawks had several

minutes of the The Lancer defence excellent game. opportunities to score but could not Mark and Richard demonstrate the intricacies of the made McGlogan (left) Sutter (right) now a fatal error on an "own when find goal" the winner. They even hit the crossbars infamous "Hawk Walk" to a Windsor they kicked player. the ball in their net to tie the of the Lancer goal.

score. The last encounter of the rivals ended in The Lancers, with 2-2-2 a a record, are by Dave Bradshaw The Hawks took 2-1 lead 1-1 tie, but the is best rememberedfor a on a 25-yard currently in fourth place. The tie gives the game shot The Laurier Hawks the of by Maclean. The Lancers tied the 2-1-3 narrowly defeated the rough play the Waterloo squad. This Barry Hawks a record which is good for game at two when Marc Marchese scored. Waterloo Warriors in recent soccer action time with stricter the second place. at though, refereeing, stadium. the Seagram's Goaltender Eymbert Warriors failed to emulate their namesakes. Unfortunately for Lancers, Marc Marchese must sit out the next game. Marchese Vaandering earned the Hawks' first shutout The clean was red-carded the their play naturally made for a far during game Ironically next game is a re-match on of the season in the 1-0 one of the few penalties called. Marchese the Hawks. squeaker. more entertaining match, as play alternated against The game will be played had been The with immediateand from end to end. on the over what he at gamebegan Closing forty minute arguing thought on October 8 1:00 p.m. at Centenniel should have effective from the Hawks' side. The mark, a Laurier been a when Hawk pressure many supporter's heart sank penalty a Stadium. Considering the developments at player tackled him. forwards' blasts threatenedbut couldn't find as the ball was pushed past the Hawks' He was the red-card the first the second should given match-up, game °r and the mark in the early swearing, as a result he had to leave prove interesting. going. continued on page 19 18 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

sports

aced Tennis team Sideline

by Steve Davis won a close 4-6, 64, 7-5 match his Windsor Theresa Kelly Although Laurier failed to qualify against opponent by

for theOntario finals, the In second round singles action, any players So what do you think, Clarabelle, a running play on second 1983 far the most Alexander beat his Windsor Clarabelle her brown season was by down and long? "Moo," replies, cow eyes successful in WLG's The opponent 6-1, 7-6. Scott Barrett, Let's history. blinking slowing. "It's a toss up. try a running play because # in the 2 team failed to win a match last playing spot, dropped a 6-1, we'll single they'll assume try a pass on a long yardage play."

for further 6-1 decision to Western. Davis lost a year and was ineligible And 1 always thought cows were dumb. Clarabelle picked the match Western a 6-3, 6-3 to while play. But this season theymanaged Hawks to beat the York Yeomen. She was also an avid spectator at

number of tournamentvictories. Thompson continued his fine the was few play the game; and why not, game being played just a feet

On Saturday September 24, the with a 6-0, 6-1 victory over Windsor. from her home.

# Men's Tennis team — In doubles the 2 doubles Varsity play, So Clarabelle is just a figment of my imagination, and there of Alexander, team of and Barrett the York well consisting Jimmy Thompson wasn't really a cow at campus. They might as have

Scott Steve Bob blasted Windsor's *2, 6-1, 6-1, and in Barrett, Davis, been, playing way out the boonies like that. York campus followed — that match a of Thompson and Ed Szymanski by dropping reminds me of a cow pasture—miles and miles green grass is travelled to Western for the first 3-set match to Western. I had to that I indeed tough all you can see. keep reminding myself w,as Laurier's *1 team of Davis and of not tournamentof the season. watching a game at York, just north Toronto, way the heck of Alexanderthen followedwith The tournament was made up a 6-3,6- out in Elmira.

7, 6-3 win over Windsor. from the TV telecast live from two pools of three teams, with WLG It was certainly a contrast game the second the The schedule called for each grouped with Western and Windsor Despite losing set, teams. Seagram's the previous weekend. York plays its home games right matches and in the Far-West Division and Laurier duo was never in trouble. to 3 the field. Talk about it! any player play singles on campus, on practice roughing There

and Brock in the to Laurier coach one doubles match on Thursday, refreshment booth Waterloo, Guelph According Wayne isn't a clock, scoreboard, press box, or proper

Mid-West Division. Each team Gowing, "Our looked like they and 2 doubles matches on Friday. bleachers three rows of bleachers at guys (the portable placed the top of could have finish third consisted of four singles players, won anytime they Laurier managed to in the hill don't count). Considering where they play, I think they wanted." behind Western and Waterloo. like playing numbers 1 through 4, and place should change their name to York Yearlings'or something that.

in one of the most of the two I checked the two doubles teams. Each single Finally, Highlights days What exactly is a Yeoman? I wasn't sure so doubles included Bob Thompson's two number U.S. player and each doubles team entertaining matches, dictionary, looking for some significance. Meaning 1. # Laurier's 1 tandem an victories Waterloo and clerical duties. Let's check played two matches each. dropped singles over Navy. A petty officer having chiefly # close 9-6 decision the and the 2 doublesteam of cultivates his land. At Western, Laurier's *3 singles extremely to Guelph, meaning number 2. British: a farmer who own former O.GAA. Champs from Thompson andScott Barrett scoring Voila. I if consider the British it makes player Steve Davis, got things rolling guess you meaning perfect

with 6-0 win his Western. The Western has been wins over the Waterloo and Guelph after all. an easy 6-1, over pair sense

Windsor counterpart. Next came the playing together for the last 3 years. teams. I couldn't help but be reminded of the old high school football

of the which In this was Davis and In one of the most when stood the track the upset day saw Laurier's contrast, entertaining games everyone along watching game. Alexander's first tournament and the longest match of conditions like that. But when *4, Bob Thompson, shock certainly That was high school; you expect

# Alexander a in Western's 4 of the Jimmy dropped hit the level to move the world. 1 by scores 6-3, 5-7,6- together. day, you university you expect up three-set decision The final team were as to an experienced aware still in the dark 4. In fact, this was the only match that standings guess York isn't that they're playing ages.

follows: Western 11 Laurier 7 veteran from the Waterloo team.The The field is lines on the field, Western lost in the two tourn- points, pretty tacky. They've painted

and Windsor 0 final were Western 18 of To indicate the aments to O.GAA. points, points. standings dividing it in sections ten. yard lines, they placed leading up the On September 29 and 30 Laurier, Waterloo 9 points, Laurier 5 finals. points, pieces of rubber with numbers on them, which promptly got

of with Western, Waterloo and and Guelph 4 points. knocked time the went out of bounds. I've seen In a match that produced some along points, over every players the Waterloo Tennis With almost the entire team the best tennis of the day, Laurier's Guelph, met at larger uprights on Atari football.

# Club. The tournament decided next Laurier should I saw of I was 1, freshman Jimmy Alexander, returning year, The game was really exciting (what it). busy which would in excellentchanceof team go on to play stand an sending for most of the Not is York field dropped a very close 7-6, 7-5 playing a photographer game. only the O.GAA. Finals at Western the to the Ontario finals. it is to to take decision to 3-time defending some players a frustrating place to play, but equally frustrating try of following weekend. Congratulations to the team and there. If stand the sidelines and short like O.GAA. champ John Hatch pictures you on you're Once each consisted coach for a well first again team Wayne Gowing job find it hard to take But there's about 1 Western. In the final round me, you good pictures. only # of and two doubles done! match, Laurier's 2 Ed Szymanski 4 singles players 1/2 to 2 yards from the sideline to the little hill where the so-called if stood the bleachers were placed. And you on hill, you were up much better. too high and couldn't see the Hawks the Yeomen I hope that next year when play they'll

play in civilization. 1 suggest Waterloo.

with Clarabelle after the She was I had a chat game. already

her for next week's Clarabelle that the making picks games. says

Hawks will put the Western Mustangs out to pasture.

it must be October. Baseball playoffs are upon us so officially the the Another season has passed without either Expos or Jays

reaching the playoffs. It must be the Jinx. Both teams were That did from featured on the July 18 cover of Sports Illustrated. it;

both started their down hill slide. And I was that point on, teams broadcasters really looking forward to the American making silly snow? Like it's comments about Canada like "Where's the October, pizzA eh!" Maybe next season. of favourites in the but I'll make Well none my are playoffs my The Phillies and will off in the World picks anyways. Orioles square streak in the Series. I hope. I hate to start off on a losing so early year!

sports quiz

by Johnny E. Sop

A? 1. Who is the commissioner of the N.B home next year? house 2. Where will the N.Y. Jets play their games spaghetti 3. Where will this year's Super Bowl be played? leader in the N.H.L. last 4. Who was the plus-minus year? Pocket Rocket? 103 KING ST. N.. WATERLOO. 5. Who is: a) The b) The Stork? 886-1010 or 886-1011 c) The Doctor?

The Kid? Delivery on campus $1.00 d) e) The Brown Bomber? has been added to the 1984 Summer 6. What new aquatic sport FOR HOME DELIVERY PHONE THE ABOVE Olympics? hosted the Summer Olympics. 7. What four North American cities have

7th overall in the standings? one Panzerotti at 8. What major league baseball team finished Buy both the the Award in 9. Which major league pitcher has won Cy Young

American and National leagues? CI.S. Men's tennis title in 1983? Price and get Another 10. Who won the Open Singles hardest of endurance, Regular 11. What sporting event is considered the test 17 often taking more than days to complete? of equal value or less How did rate? you T k 0 U for Just 0-3: Guest pass for the Kent on Monday. $1.00 | 4-7: Guest for the Loo on or at in pass Thursday. 8-11: Guest pass for the Turret on Friday. 19 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

sports

Skating Innovation

Special to the Cord

Once the basic formula was It that whenever seems you pull friend who is developed, a studying your skates out of the closet and of (JW blow off the for his Ph.D. in chemistry dust, they never look helped to finalize the their shiny best. The toes might look process.

hacked Toe in a can with a so up that you're too Tough comes built-in brush. You embarrassed to applicator simply go skating, so you hide the skates back in the closet brush the liquid on the toe of each

skate and allow harden. Once it Well there's a it to again. solution to get those old hardens, Tough Toe will be tough skates looking spiffy again. to withstand both shots and There's a new product on the enough

skate cuts. It waterproofs the skatetoe market called "Tough Toe" that was

as well. developed to prolong the life of new and Frentress have both and used leather and nylon skates. It Richards their master's in is currently being marketed by two completed degrees fall. Richards Laurier grads, Jamie Richards and geography this Ray is involved in and is Dave Frentress. This product was production the developed by Richards and his father working on product as a part- time The team to turn several years ago when he was job. hopes and playing competitive hockey. As Tough Toe into a career, is to market the product out everyone already knows, hockey is hoping and in the G.S.. an expensive sport to play. Because west both and the Brock skates—especially good hockey Currently, professional The Rugby Hawks' forwards (in white) overpower Badgers scrum. The Hawks won their skates—cost teams 13-3 at Brock. so much, no one can junior hockey are using first league game as a varsity squad last Saturday The Hawks look forward to afford Toe. include theLaurier to buy new skates on a regular Tough They continued domination on October 8 at Guelph against the sixth-ranked Guelph Giyphons. basis just because the toes have Golden Hawks, Kitchener Rangers,

been hacked Minnesota up by hockey sticks Washington Capitals,

and other people's skates. North Stars, and some NHL referees.

When Richards and his father saw Other teams have been shown how

that there wasn't a product on the the product works and are still market Soccer team second to protect the toes of considering using Tough Toe. The in skates,they realized there was product is being sold Alberta,

The potential to invent their own Manitoba and in 58 stores inOntario. either way. Hawks, however, stopped "walking" long product. continued from page 17 enough to score the game-winning marker. back because of a goaler. Luckily the play was called The goal, a 25 yard drive by Manny Apolinario, beat hand ball. the Waterloo goalie clean. That, combined with his other Lock continued such up The second half saw good play by brilliant plays, was enough to earn him the player of Paul Devita, Mark Laurier players as Scholtz, Roly the award. game Because of recent vandalism BIRTHRIGHT and Apollon. But it also saw the McGlogan Hollweg The match was "a win" said coach good game to problems at the Athletic Complex, it traditional "Hawk Walk," with several Laurier players Barry Lyon in a classic understatement. The 1-0 victory is is becoming increasingly important about the field rather than tor a lounging hustling victory. the Hawks a crucial 2 points and a steady place gave to make sure your belongings are caring, non- ticked the could have As the clock away, game gone near the of the top standings. safe. Locks are available for the judgemental, and be lockers in the change room so willing to help free of sure to use them. Keep the locker

locked at all times. charge.

scoreboard So whether you're playing if have you an squash or taking a shower, lock up unwanted pregnancy and be valuables are Football you'll sure your Standings Soccer standings 579 - 3990 Rugby Standings safe! phone:

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Football Soccer

WLU at Western Windsor at WLU

October 8 at 2:00 p.m. October Bat 1:00 p.m. Answers: Centennial Stadium Windsor at WLU TOUGH October 15 at 2:00 Race Sled Dog Iditarod 11. p.m. Brock at WLU Seagram Stadium Connors Jimmy 10. October 12 at 7:00 p.m. Perry Gaylord 9. Rugby Centennial Stadium Jays Blue Toronto 8. WLU at Guelph Louis St. Angeles, WLU at McMaster October 8 at 2:00 p.m. October 16 1:00 Los City, Mexico Montreal, 7. at p.m.

swimming Synchronized 6. Toronto at WLU

WLU at Brock Louis Joe e) October 14 REPAIRS at 4:00 p.m. PROTECTS AND October 19 at 3:00 Carter Gary Budd Park p.m. d) NYLON SKATE TOES Erving Julius c) Women's Basketball Hendricks Ted b) WLU at Brock WLU at Ryerson Richard Henri a) 5. October 19 4:00 at p.m. October 14 at 8:00 p.m. Huddy Charlie 4. AVAILABLE Hockey Bay Tampa 3. IN THIS AREA AT: York at WLU Volleyball Giants. York New the with October MCPHAILS 19 at 8:00 GUS MAUE SPORTS p.m. Brock Invitational Tournament shared NJ., Meadowlands, 2. Waterloo Arena SPORTCO WEBCO October 15 at 8:00 Larry p.m. O'Brien 1. 20 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 6, 1983

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whether degree-related experi- Remember, you're interested in careers with

out a search I II PLACEMENT carrying job or Procter & Gamble. Refresh- H f pre-ChrfsTmaTdeadli ] making some long range career ments and informal discussion ■ ORIENTATION An article in the September plans, you can never be too period w, II fol low the ■ W ■ 15 CORD indicated that the btbblONSSFSSinNS informed. Get the edge on your presentation. ■ ■ ■ Ministry of Colleges and compe ion. i Universities has no sympathy

for students who don't find Please attend on of the PCS AQU"- A I f llV/flVTI the if nOix. /\ I .1 JIV1iNI I following sessions you are summer jobs, saying they interested didn't look hard in learning about a monthly Newsletter "probably to We know that this is convenient way look for oHAKilNCj KNOWLtL)Cjt enough." alert permanent employment: ■———— seldom true, so we try to with PCS, providing a written summer the P of their and occupah department of Placement NEED A PART the Thursday, October 6, cSme°along Start"checking binder and attend ;0 m TIME INCOME? summer now student for a day or half in - SroductdT program - day d° i°m tow Paul Martin Centrer the wo Though alumni Shar^ng Know- in o^TcTobe? ?f Students need of part time Workshop 26 you Jo-Anne fourth Lauzer, a of the October 12, ledge. j° bs should know have any special problems or Wednesday, artiuitv ™ y ear Honours Psychology STUDY Gail in 1-30 V t ! f ONTARIO WORK questions, see Corning pm r h student, was hired through a Alumni Hall PROGRAM, which provides PCS. than one area Summer Canada Grant to co- to jobs on campus students ai,,mni u,prp tn 8 hU a °C,° ber 13 ofa Io was™te^XXmehf requirements" These positions CANADA PACKERS 30a m. ' P^an^e S ~i are new,created on ampus BRINGS PRODUCTS ™j',e (jrst ob Qn The s , ; to this response question was Beginning at 4.30 p m. on students in their career planning provincial Government and very encouraging and helpful; Monday. October 10th, 1983 and job search. pr c crucni II FS most provided quite elaborate from Canada a£»,. a£. $5 70/hour, and jobs will vary in c advlce that will be used AVAILABLE to Packers will host an informa- , typetvpe Tromfrom clerical assistance to10 Conducted create Survey a brochure for . session and buffet y research and To ocooiwu anu uunci Schedules of employers h report writing. . . students. . graduating . , . , , ... featunno products in . a y company for under this recruiting on campus for apply a job Pau | t p must Mr. and summer Over alumni were program, students see 2,000 _ permanent A a nf thp Q.irvpv Prq P Horace Braden in the Student positions are published contacted through the mail and now has available a resource file foMowed byV an opportunitPP for Awards Office have their regularly from September until asked to complete a question- to f , J partjcipating a umni The ° Deadlines for The ehgibihty assessed, and once February. naire. questionnaire Ss 7an information has been filed by wjth Canad a 0 clea ed sho u ' d the applying to various organiza- reauested assistance from the occupation , by employer and ; ' . informal basis. t PCS. tions in PCS commenced as alumni in a variety of ways. positions posted in b academic major In this 30th this asked if early as September Alumni were they manner, students will be able to schedules of to become year. As well, would be willing contact alumni to talk about a FDIJCATION INFORMATION iniiv/n WEEKLLa all 1111 " events listing upcoming involved in on-campus career specific career to research an and their workshops programs presentations, discussing for organization prior to a job The following information sessions have been scheduled PCS available offered by are a or their organiza- occupation interview or learn about career all students interested in further education: the beginning of each month. tion with students, being opportunities related to Drop by PCS and pick up your interviewed for the occupa- specific majors. APPLYING TO GRADUATE SCHOOL/FINANCING tional copies. tape library, posting jobs EDUCATION To gajn access to the GRADUATE from within their organization information, students are Monday, October 17, 12:30-2:30, Paul Martin Centre,

to PCS Alison Haworth, Graduate Studies 1ATF ATCCTC encouraged drop by Ott/ALFU/A 1 C. /AUiVllooIvJiM I L3 1 and a staff mem ber will assist B.ED. PROGRAMS (TEACHER TRAINING)

them in October 11:30-1:30, Paul Martin Centre Test Dates Registration Deadline obtaining the names of Wednesday, 19, potential contacts. All alumni Toronto, Windsor, Nipissing, Brock

are located in Toronto October 20, 12:30-2:30, Paul Martin Centre „ , , . surveyed Thursday, no 1(loo x Graduate Management co er 1983 • or Southwestern Ontario. Queen's, Western, Lakehead, Ottawa Admission Test January 28. 1984 December 7. 1983 participation by alumni in the M.B.A. FKUij not Graduate Record October 15, 1983 September 6 1983 program only assists Tuesday, October 18, 12:30-2:30, 2E7, University of or Examination December 10, 1983 October 31 1983 students in their transistion October 19. 1:30-3:30. P2081. York University from to the Wednesday. Law School ' university working

December world bul ives a| mni a" Admission 3. 1983 November 3, 1983 9 o Test ucnmvuuK PROGRAMS excellent opportunity to M.S.W. Dental Test November October 1983 Aptitude 18/19, 1983 19, maintain a with the relationship Friday, October 21, 12:00-2:00, P1005 University. Medical College Wilfrid Laurier University 1984 Admission Test April 28,