Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo Volume 28, Number 15, Thurs. Jan. 21,1988 the CORD
"WLU": its existence
and its' privileged use
By Mary anne deBoer with it's recognition, comply rules, as the university had already been and regulations, operating agree- known as such. The university's refusal to allow ment that it has established with the theBricker Street Graduate Student university. As for the "Golden Hawks", an
Society (BSGSS) to use the WLU The grads, in their attempt to gain official registered trademark, the raised acronym has many questions recognition from the university, have same principles apply. about the regulation and distribution been denied the corporate seal "In order to gain access to use the
of the acronym's use. which is essential to obtain recogni- 'Golden Hawks'", said Athletic The of use the acronym has been tion and, therefore, the right to use Director Rich Newbough, "you must to the granted university through the WLU President first Institutional Relations acronym. The contact sanctions by the Provincial Govern- of BSGSS, Peter Postrozny, said or the Athletic Department." ment and therefore the university the main goal of current negotiations Bussiere said that even WLUSU has total in the distribution say with WLUSU and the administration contacts Rich Newbough for thereof. is to, in part, regain the WLUGSA approval to use the 'Golden Hawks'. According to James Wilgar, name. "Just in case." adds Bussiere. Associate Vice-President of Wilgar stated, "The main Rights have also been given to Personnel and Student Affairs, "any Co-ordinator hired objective within the Student Union Laurier's bookstore to use the student who acts in accord- body that Hawk" trademark. is they want to establish a "Golden to the universities wishes and ance bookstore Karen Horeth greater recognition of graduate "The is in power to By is somehowrelated to the university student objectives without dis- negotiate the nameand insignia with
as an institution will receive per- pensing with the current university various suppliers," said Wilgar. This On December 14, Steve Davis was hired by the Alumni Association to mission to use the WLU acronym." student body agreements." includes all the shirts, sweat pants, replace Bruce Hurley as Co-ordinator of Alumni Affairs. "The of the the he challenge job", says Davis, is main reason applied.
the has The WLU Davis chosen from Presently, university only acronym, being was amongeight applicants, who were all interviewed. pins and the like that can be found in allowed one student body, to use protected by law, not be used Davis will be responsible for co-ordinating Homecoming and reunions, may the bookstore. the WLUSU. For well with Convocation. He acronym: any unrecognized group. as as assisting organizing hopes to formally by They in the are currently process In addition the establish the to Student Union, even the recognized groups, the Laurier Alumni chapters in major centres throughout of finalizing the "Golden Hawk' those clubs associated with WLUSU university has the right to withdraw Ontario and Canada, and keep the chapters active with biweekly copyright to include other names are also permitted WLU in the of the if and such as luncheons. to use privilege using acronym meetings get-togethers that reflect the institution. One such their title. These arise. 1985 Laurier with a double in and include Student any problems Davis, a graduate major Economics name is the WLU Golden Hawks.
Publications, and WLUSU the WLU Physical Education, has a history of involvement in Laurier He campus Historically, acronym "About sports. eight names are being clubs. Clubs such as the evolved in 1960 when the affiliation was the president of the Letterman's Club for two He has Tamiae, said years. played explored" Wilgar "in order to Lettermen's the Women's between Waterloo and the on Laurier's and tennis teams for five and is the club, College formalize volleyball years, now names beyond WLU and Athletic and the of Western Ontario assistant coach for the second As Laurier's first Part-time Association, University the volleyball year. Hawk thatrelate to the insignia." club in the ended and the obtained Information Davis statistics for "Hawk Geography are process university Sports Director, gathered Talk", Presently, Laurier insignia of affiliation Laurier's newsletter. determining with the it's own charter. The institution was varsity sport In addition, he was a Teaching inscribed merchandise can be found
university, but do use the WLU then known as Waterloo Lutheran Assistant and later a part-time lecturer, a writer for the "Laureate", and a in Athlete's Foot and Gus Maue acronym. University until 1973 when the contributor to the Alumni Notes section of "Laurier Campus" magazine. Sports stores and possibly in major "In order to obtain the privilege of institution became public. Davis' predecessor, Bruce Hurley, who was a member of the hiring department stores in the future. the WLU the from Waterloo Co-ordinator of Alumni Affairs for and half using acronym, you must Changing name committee, was two a years. Currently, a trial to market the to first apply WLUSU as a club and Lutheran University to Wilfrid He obtained a leave of absence and is currently involved with a merchandise is underway between follow their guidelines," said Dave Laurier University involved more fundraising group in London. the Canadian Universities and the Bussiere, President of WLUSU, than naming Laurier after a former The primary objective of the Alumni Association is to keep Laurier Canadian Interuniversity Athletic said in touch with what is and Wilgar that the guidelines are Canadian Prime Minister. Although grads new exciting at Laurier. They also Union (CIAU). a for the Student for way Union, acting many other names were suggested organize welcoming parties Laurier's football team as far away as "But they are restrictive," said in best it's to ensure that to the committee, retaining the British Columbia. interest, "and Wilgar, universities may or individuals clubs that WLU seemed "So far it's been he or want acronym appropriate great" says Davis, although is still "getting (his) feet may not opt into such programs." wet".
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the association. the The 1986-87school was the first autonomous for grad However, year year use of the 'WLU' is still acronym sought, and on January 18 a substantial step was taken in Student inaugaral was barely over when the Wilfrid Laurier University Graduate year achieving that goal as WLUSU, with the above signing, officially recognized the BSGSS. Laurier's administration that the "WLU" Association (WLUGSA) was made aware by What remains to be accomplished is official recognition by the administration. Pictured the association not acronym could not be used, mainly because grad was officially recognized left above, to right, are grad V-P: External Maureen Taggert, grad president Peter Postrozny, by the administration. in October, incorporation for the group was Subsequently, 1987, WLUSU president Dave Bussiere, and WLUSU Executive V-P Tom Mcßride. Yet achieved with another name: the Bricker Street Graduate Students' Society (BSGSS). - THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 2 -the CORD-
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No part of this publication may be reproduced without permission of the Edltor-ln-Chlef. Staff meeting this Friday in the Cord offices - 2nd floor, SUB (behind the Games Room). Come out and be Jtt&f it* enriched! The Cord also wants to wish our dear sweet r | murnm chamber a 22 cos he's Sponsored Sports Editor very awesome birthday an by Campus Marketing EXPtPIINCFO PWOftSSIONALbIN i:.OLt£&{ lOUBS J IfIHMK I awesome guy, and m's organized io boot? Happy Birthday ChrisiiiSi THURSDAY, JANUARY 3 21,1988 — the CORD PSE national advisory board The will hear the government would not support C- group opinions - A of OTTAWA (CUP) group of officials such as Roland -228, and so I took half a loaf." Penner, federal politicians will be touring the the education minister The was the of Manitoba month hear snag over question country later this to chairs Council of education as a provincial who the national what educators think of setting up a Education. The jurisdiction, Rompkey said. Ministers of national advisory board on post- committee will a to "The government felt they were present report secondary education. Parliament the of not willing to support a unilateral on feasibility of of the Secretary an The tour federal initiative that would probably establishing education advisory State's standing committee comes board. be seen by the provinces as overt MP Bill a result of Liberal as interference in provincial bill C Rompkey's bill was widely Rompkey's private member's jurisdiction," he said. he withdrew before supported by such as the 228, which just What the MP from Newfoundland groups Canadian Federation of the Commons let out for the of Students opted for was a position as one Christmas break. during the National Forum on Post- two non-Conservatives, along with Secondary Education, the Secretary NDP member McCurdy, Rompkey's bill called for the Howard of event held in of State-sponsored creation of a board thatwould study on an eight-person Secretary Saskatoon this past October. universities and colleges and make State committee. recommendations to the prime Courtesy Institutional Relation* minister on how the federal The President's scholarship luncheon for outstanding academic government should spend money achievement held Overcrowding liability was at noon on January 18 in the Paul Martin Centre. education. on post- secondary in Above the centreis the winnerof the Social Work award, Dieter Kays. He Bill C-228 had been in the House is flanked on the left the Dean of Social by Work Dr. Shankar Yelaja, and on since September 1987, but By Neil Godbout the right by President of Laurier Dr. John Weir. said he withdrew it Rompkey - OTTAWA (CUP) Professors teaching in overcrowded classrooms he felt the because government was be liable may legally for ignoring fire regulations, says an executive of the stalling. faculty association at Carleton University. "It idea and George Neuspiel, president-elect of Carleton's Academic Staff was my my reasons when Association (CUASA) said CUASA brought it to administration's were you are heading towards attention during an early a brick wall, seek a diversion," January meeting. The Rompkey said. association was responding to a memo from the Ontario Confederation of University Faculty Associations warning of potential Many other areas, suchas science legal problems for a professor who teaches in a class he or she knows is and technology, economic policy, unsafely overcrowded. and women'srights are represented The memo refers to The Building Code Act which states that the by national advisory boards, loadfor classrooms is 1.85 occupant one person per square metres. The but there is not one Rompkey said, also memo recommends that "faculty should refuse to teach in for post-secondary education. overcrowded classrooms." the said Currently, that is governed by Neuspiel that administration may post new Fire Marshall notices, provinces. making them plainly visible to those entering the class since the old signs obvious the have been covered the "It was quite up over years. Stable summer funds earnings for a student on a Private By Michelle Lalonde sector jobs pay sig- Challenge grant last summer was nificantly higher wages ($2,772 The the School of and scholarship winner, in the centre, of Business but education $2,141, costs can run to - compared $2,099 OTTAWA (CUP) Jean Charest average gross Economics is Kevin Foley. On the ieft of Foley is the Dean of the school, Dr. said Macerollo. thank lower over $6,000, in the public sector and $1,770 in the says students can a J. Alex Murray; and Dr. Weir is on the right. "I how times don't care many they but the unemployment rate and a booming non-profit sector) private tell us how low the student for sector hires fewer women and economy the government's zero pays unemployment rate I'd like to increase in the was, them less than either the public or per cent funding to know how of the students 88. many non-profit sectors. summer job program, Challenge who did get jobs through this 39.4 cent The federal minister of youth Last summer, only per were able to return to announced January 12 that funding program of private sector Challenge jobs school those And if on wages. they went to while were for the job creation program will women, women let's what their did, see debt loads hired for 55.8 and 61.6 cent of remain frozen at the summer '86 per look like," said Macerollo. and and '87 levels of $180 million. the public non-profit sector Macerollo also disagrees with Charest also announced that $4 jobs. Charest's solution to the high school million of that will Men grossed on $302 more money go average dropout problem. more than women in the toward the high school dropout private "A big factor for dropouts is that of the sector Challenge jobs over the component program. they don't see university or college "Those who have benefited the summer even though average job as and financialbarriers options play duration in the private sector was most from the program are college, that." a major role in for women. CEGEPand university students, so longer But Charest argues that Canada that's why we are concerned about requires a skilled labour force and And a evaluation of the secondary level students, government that the biggest problem for youth the in 1986 showed that especially potential dropouts," said program today is the school-to-work 83.3 cent of private sector jobs Charest adding that college and per transition. funded through Challenge grants university graduates represent only "I can't distant Canada would have been created six of total envisage a anyway, per cent unemployed in where to without subsidization. Canada. every young person goes government The 45.9 cent of in the But student university. great majority per jobs public leaders are angry and minimum and would have with require a level of training non-profit sectors, disappointed the The winners in the Music faculty are Kimberly Bestvater, inner-left, and labour certain been toenter the force. For created without the program. announcement. Emily Fehr, inner-right. Dean Dr. K. Gordon Greene is on the left. people, post-secondary education is But Charest said the government "I can't for the life of me see why But the increase necessary. as system is plans to its emphasis on we should be pleased. Funding for need involvement designed now, we to develop a private sector from 28 summer employment has been skilled labour force," said Charest. cent last to 30 cent for decreasing since 1985 and this latest per year per "They are to overshadow Challenge 88. 'no increase' erodes benefits trying the whole purpose for the Challenge He said the government is aware students hoped to gain from a lower with these extra millions of the problems women face in the unemployment rate," said Tony program for WOW (Work Orientation sector. Macerollo, chair of the Canadian private Workshops, the component for Federation of Students (CFS). "We not satisfied with the potential dropouts)," said are Last rate for summer's jobless this rate of women in Macerollo. "The for the participation of 12.5 emphasis returning students per cent we will more and sector and pay program has been should be to the lowest since down was 1981, But it attention to it,"he said. help students earn money to go from the '86 of slightly summer rate must a women back to school." requires partnership; 13.3 cent. rates per However, were after be to go non- But encouraged Charest says CFS is asking up substantially in Saskatchewan traditional jobs." too much. 12.7 in 15.6 (from per cent '86 to in ask Macerollo said he plans to "I don't know where CFS ever '87), and 14.8 to got in Quebec (from national Charest to set up a advisory the idea this was supposed 15.8). program committee on student employment to give students all the they Charest said the Challenge money could evaluate so that students help need to go to school and we don't reflects program regional disparities, the Challenge that it and improve with pretend does," said Charest. more grants going to regions program. "We are simply trying to create jobs where unemployment is highest. But doesn't sound keen that otherwise wouldn't exist." Charest But Macerollo said students do the idea. "The last thing Ottawa CFS also criticized the on Bird. Dean not make enough money through Arts and Science faculty the winner is Karen needs is another committee," he And finally in the government's emphasis on private the Challenge programs to offset is the left of Bird. said. Dr. J. Arthur Read to the sector in program. education The participation costs. average gross - _-» tf/\\\lll 1 I £r> II |j x «« TONIGHT! AT THE TURRET — | II bhs northern piKes H U*M. TODAY! x \ lf you crave Pink Floyd, it's imperative to a K see the light-Canada'sClearLight' DONOR CLINIC 3 v a -Jerry Kishbaugh . a Citzen's Voice - jf I IT'S the best winter carnival ever- | FUN! S $ Dark Side DON'T MISS THE FRIDAY AFTERNOON * (of sound FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE x 0 a x light! BLITZ! TIIPPFTI 0 x iv-m\i\ui. a - pyramid building v Thin Ice' v 'w W "pSpie finals Laurier Games Award 0 | curiing ~ porty in JH| 1 (jj* y —— X vt. a* vb vi« «i« <1/ »L vl» «1» it 4* it itf 4; Sir v v "st* v SL* 4r 4* 4* it* 4* 4* *1*4* 4* «i> 1 A -X" *v *T* *T* *T* *T* T* *T* T *T* T* *T* 'T* *T* 'T* *T* *T* "T* "T* *T* 'T' "T *T* *T* *T* *T* *T* *T* *T* Y WLUSU ELECTIONS '88 - w positions: 0 01 NON-FED COVER CHARGE WAIVED . D.. - President £ _ 5 Bus. & Hons Eco. Directors 0 X -During the week of the carnival, Laurler students will - Executive Vice-President . 1 Music o\rec\or Affairs - VICO-PreSident University YES Side _ the V X be admitted into Fed Hall and the Bombshelteras Fed members. Qhcir Of OFS/CFS - 8 ArfS & Science Directors V - Chair Of the NO Side C They will not have to pay the extra cover charge that OFS/CFS K NOMINATIONS CLOSE WED. v * uls. wwviJANv.*.27/ 1988ituu c will , V non-Feds pay. Similarly, UW students not have to y Q AT 4:30 PM Y \/ pay admission into the Turret during the carnival week. v O for info, more com© up to WLUSU X CORD - the 5 THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 Does Laurier really have $14 million? penditures are defined when the The for the million continue under the money Development a $1 to the University's total present News Analysis For vote fundraising campaign begins. Fund comes through several budget. On occasion the Board of conditions, or on a new By Doug Earie sources. a example, the Excellence in the Every term, you as Governors uses this account to Petis and his staff will student make donation agreement. And Peter Misiaszek Eighties campaign had a target of a voluntary meet certain objectives. For begin to formalize the goals for the and its of to fulfill a of $6.2 million among objectives $7.50 pledge $360,000 example roughly $3.4 million was next decade. Ideas such as million the addition of to the Excellence in the $1 were $2 million for Eighties under the Ever hear about the $14 million placed in a trust pledges to cover new faculty the 6th and 7th floors on the Library, Campaign as a result of a 1983 WLU has bank somewhere? of V-P Academic Russell and their related costs that in a of referendum. In last 98.6% supervision positions a $1 million for the purchase our fact, year Muncaster who uses the $300,000 might become more at the forefront current Honeywell DPS 8.49C of all students decided not to If have, it is most likely one of in interest each 'brick and you produced year to of our efforts instead of exercise their to a computer, a $200,000 allotment right request the endless reasons the given why run the Academic Development mortar' projects. each for the Dining Hall expansion, refund. University should be hiring more Does this mean everything is Master Site Plan improvements (ie The calls their Program. The program included University upon staff, or expanding here, there, or rosy? and AC renovations funds for brick sidewalks) alumni contribute well. For research institutes such as everywhere. to as such as the new squash courts, and 30 REMAT, lecture series, student/- It does not solve the nine weeks every term students Hardly! Phase a $1.3 million commitment to faculty exchanges, for about the of First let's clarify that there is not telephone alumni requesting programs questions use 1 Arts Centre. The balance to million of a new Alumni solicit donations faculty update themselves with development to expand the $14 available anymore. It is donations. money as of in for the Development April 30, improvements their field, and the Hall and in a 'President's closer to $9.7 million because it of $500 or more from fellow alumni Dining slip 1987 million. therehas been was $2.9 deal with. covering ofexpenses for noteworthy Dining Room' that only Senior seems a buying spree and corporations they works with visiting scholars. Administrative Personal have on white bricks recently. Secondly, Excellence in the Eighties reached WLU University of the total Waterloo access to. It does not answer why in grand is created by adding its objective of$6.2 million at the end in the 'We're for You' Another use of these funds is to the the Academic together the Development Fund and of several ahead of campaign to raise funds from the first year of 1986, years provide capital for various projects 23.3% the operating surplus that has been schedule. Due to local Don Development Program only the success, a new community. Fetis, and programswithin the University. of the rapidly the the Director of and funds were spent, and even increasing over past program called Bridge to Development An example of this is Bouckaert Hall decade. Alumni and his hard was raise Affairs, working Nineties, started to $4 the Muncaster expressed surprise which borrowed against the funds at million—$3 million to Phase 2 and 3 staff approach major corporations that of the that lower interest some parts program Now what does charges then available you might ask, to contribute to our University. All of the Arts Centre and $1 million to help lessen workloads for faculty the do? money this decade with these together during over elsewhere, to cover a scholarships. Together portion of the members have only had one or two and commitment $10 million will be raised for construction for the two campaigns a specific costs building. applicants. It does not explain why To it sits in two begin with, the for of improvements here on This is from province a grant over campus. being repaid through a $100 WLUSU pays for the repairs of the the accounts: Development Fund Centre $5 million, the Arts will be in levy on bed in over a roof on the Student Union Thesecond part of the $9.7 million every campus Building and General Operating. The and nine the ground opened before any total is made of the year period. up University Development Fund account is used other project, approved by the when the operating surplus which represents University exerted its for capital expenditures (buildings, government under the same million. What does the future hold? in a of $5.9 Last year the interest ownership court law. These equipment, etc). These ex- created this are the CORD program. by moneyadded almost reasons why and The Fund fee for and is Development faculty are, WLUSU suppose the students will be ending in 1989. We to, keep an eye on Administration US campuses in Canada will have to consider if we want to if it," Kwinter said. "There's very little to differentiate us By Lynn Marchildon we want to maintain that Canadian identity." A graduate of Syracuse University and of the 00 TORONTO (CUP) -- Free Trade r $ might encourage I Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Kwinter said 20. OFF American universities satellite more to set up campuses he knows the American said "there way of life but is a in Canadian cities according to Ontario's minister of quality of life in Canada that people cherish." trade and Monte Kwinter. industry, technology | a complete set of ft eyeglasses | He said the free trade pact does not give Canadians While Kwinter said the increasing number of of than examinations any more an economic advantage they already eye arranged American institutions in offering degree programs have, while it gives the United States a coveted Canada is something to watch, he said he hopes the | g continental energy policy. tuition of the will continue high programs to act as a "What we have done is given them the right to deterrent. I THOMAS J. D'ARCY proportional access to our energy," said Kwinter, "Where we dohave the control is that our universities NDEPENDANT OPTICIAN adding Canadianoil producers will no longer be able to are all state-financed," said Kwinter, adding that fashion eyewear " charge different prices to domestic and industrial student assistance also Ontario's program helps to consumers. the defray cost of a Canadian university education, but Kwinter said there is a common misconception that not a foreign one. an iron curtain lies across the border to the United Kwinter spoke at the University of Toronto to outline k. Ji States and if Canadians could only raise it, 250 million the Ontario government's opposition to the recently more people will buy their products. signed free trade pact. "At this point in time 80 per cent of all trade of goods The minister said an economic union between and services between Canada and the United States is Canada and the U.S. won't work because the cultures said the number of tariff similar and Canada duty-free," Kwinter, adding are so is already dominated by the items decreases with each round of GATT (General States. He that 42 of all Canadian pointed out per cent Agreement on Tariff and Trade) talks. is 95 of industry already American-owned, and per cent THE GREAT OBSESSION all prime television music and films The shows, are Ontario government passed a resolution American. 7 intended to January send the federal government a "We have a severe problem and we have to be extra clear message of disapproval of the free trade deal make five vigilant to sure that we don't get swept away by signed days earlier, said Kwinter. Do you think about FOOD alot? Does the amount of FOOD you eat determine how much you like yourself? Do you and FOOD have a "Love-Hate" relationship" If this sounds like you, then whv not attend: EATING PROBLEMS: WHAT ARE THEY AND liUtv JO C.EI OFF Till MERRY-GO-ROUND An informal information session about: * preoccupation with food and weight * exploring the issues of diets — jo thev work? * what else can we do? warn Presented hv: Julie Harvev and CATIBi/2 D Tracey •. 1 e C/IJilVu Counselling Services rfljfct WOW! I You Have To See It To Believe It! 112 I Our Famous -«£> 3 FOOT SUB 6 the CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 U.S. demonstrators gain entry to Pentagon, beaten back by troops with clubs and tear gas Reprinted from Volume Eight, who group had remained were toward the No. s—October 27,1967 edition steps Pentagon porch replaced by a contingent of about of the lines. Police the Cord Weekly. through police 1,000 demonstrators held in reserve, fought the demonstrators back with By Walter Grant and Phil Semas arrested, including two helmeted clubs. The military police seemed to Washington leaders and Norman (CUP-CPS)—Well over novelist Mailer. be satisfied with merely holding their demonstrators Later 100,000 who came here Saturday night, Dave lines but federal marshals brutally Saturday call for chairman of the to peace in Vietnam Dellinger, mobiliza- beat some of the marchers with met were at the about tion committee, was also arrested. Pentagon by their clubs. 2,500 federal troops armed with clubs After the initial confrontation, most Officials of the defence depart- and of the demonstrators rifles, some with bayonets moved on up ment's office of public affairs said attached. the hill from the lot in parking an of the wielded the none guns by The troops and U.S. Marshalls attempt to enter the mall area in soldiers had bullets in them. used clubs and holdback front of tear gas to the Pentagon. The major move toward the the demonstrators who broke A single line of federal troops Pentagon doors occured about 5:45 lines in an effort to the entrance to the through police guarded when of several p.m. a group reach and enter the itself. the demonstrators Pentagon Pentagon as hundred demonstrators broke More than 400 were arrested. began to gather peacefully in front of through police lines and charged Some were injured seriously and them. toward the northeast side of the carried hadbeen away from the Pentagon There no incidents when building. with faces. Several hundred about 50 federal bloody troops carrying About 10 of the demonstrators more received minor rifles with attached injuries. bayonets ran which ran through a door was open About 20 demonstrators from the front door of the actually Pentagon The door for members of the press. made it inside the but and lined behind the first line of Pentagon they up closed and locked and was quickly were quickly thrown out by troops troops. the 10 demonstrators sat on the waiting inside the doors. The new troops pointed their floor inside the building. Late Saturday night one of the bayonets at the demonstrators. But two companies of troops MP's defected to the After about five minutes demonstrators they were and with carrying bayonets gas amid a loud cheer. Though there still standing peacefully when this masks were waiting in the hall right order was no confirmation of the State was given. inside the door. They quickly shoved Department, at least one reporter After about 10 more minutes of the demonstrators from the building, said he witnessed the defection. pointing their bayonets at the crowd, and federal maom the building, the There were wide in were ordered to take the discrepencies they lined about 10 in troops up deep the estimates of the number of off their rifles. The Penta- bayonets front of the door. Those who had demonstrators. The Defence claims that no bayonets were gon broken through to the porch of the claimed there were unsheathed and were Department they always Pentwere using tear gas to disperse in 30,000 and 35,000 and police the carried an upright position, never put the crowd. The Pentagon claims the at But it obvious figure 55,000. was pointed. from the demon- tear gas came "I'm glad you young people have seen fit to protest there were well over 100,000 people After this new waves of demon- strators. Troops were equipped with It shows civilized. Now out." at the and leaders of strators toward the nonxnolently. you're get demonstration, began coming masks. gas the Naional Mobilization to End the from various in the Pentagon points The demonstrators left with the mall. The War in Vietnam said there may have troops formed lines to coming of night, in buses which had the demonstrators been as as 200,000. keep new from many brought themto the Pentagon earlier The march started at the the steps of the Pentagon. peace in the day. about 1:30 threw the Lincoln Memorial at p.m. Hippies flowers at By 10 p.m. only about 2,000 people and marchers still the were filing into police. left the were at sit-in. At 3 p.m. Pentagon parking lot at 6 Several incidents occured when p.m. Sunday afternoon those of the sit-in demonstrators tried Several demonstrators were to charge the ii ■ iiii I,!, | Ii i '— I mil!"® I ALL-U-CAN-EAT ~~ I I PIZZA I Fridays: LADIES NIGHTS! 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The about the extent of CFS involve- contacted her last Students (CFS) is looking into the Wednesday, University of Toronto's student ment, CFS Chair Tony Macerello and has It is The Manitoban is that he was the situation been in contact official, no saying reconsidering newspaper, The Varsity, is currently said, "I would rather not comment of arbitration with of The Toban a member CUP. option. representatives on longer However, raising money to buy advertising the situation at this time as our of because of the somewhat Gazette. However, when asked Last Friday, the University muddled space in The Toban Gazette. next action is still pending." Manitoba's "official" student structure erf the publishing board, Celfin The had its newspaper, Manitoban, not of his was sure powers and on Press Canadian University (CUP) whether he could the represent paper. membership status revoked after Laurel Creek conserved? Nevertheless, if Ceilin can persuade the University of Manitoba Student UMSU to reconsider arbitration, Union (UMSU) rejected arbitration Lalonde said that CUP is willing to change houses, lighting and parking residents of Cornerbrook with the former Manitoban staff. By Andrea Cole Place, talks with the students' re-open lots. have voiced the opposition to pro- The Manitoban was shut down of Supporters a group to help union. CUP's arbitration commis- last December after their the Laurel publisher, preserve Creek The CCC says such a facility sion would consist of a representa- the of UMSU, accused paper "not Conservation Area in north-west would ruin the natural beauty of tive of the former Manitoban staff, a The living up to expectations." Waterloo, won a small but significant LaurelCreek and drive wildlife. representative of the publisher away students' union also accused the battle against Waterloo City Council Hathaway says that the park, which (UMSU) and an arbitrator agreed staff subversives and of being on January 11. Council to is used residents of K-W both agreed widely by upon by parties. comics which were deemed printing consider the conservation area as and university students alike, already 'dark and depressing' and 'anti- "alternative site" for of the an a proposed supports many activities that Although CUP has cut off its Christian'. The staff is now than the the paper's sports park, rather as report suggests be developed, services to The Manitoban, it is still an underground news- publishing "preferred site". such as swimming, skiing and the with called The Toban providing newspaper paper on campus "Don't change what we already bicycling. advertisements from Gazette. UMSU has national hired new staff have," said Trevor Hathaway, Councillor Andrew Telegdi CUP's The Campus Plus, auxiliary for Manitoban and is starting to memberof ConservationConscious wanted all references to Laurel advertising corporation. The publish again. Citizens (CCC), which is fighting to Creek removed from the plan Campus Plus contract is more but CUP recognizes only demo- keep Laurel Creek a natural park. entirely, councilors Lynn than the CUP agreement binding and Brian cratically run newspapers and feels Hathaway and Brian Doody, Woolstencroft Turnbull and Lalonde said, "The Campus that the new Manitoban does not another CCC member, both spoke suggested that a separate motion be Plus will remain contract open until meet this requirement. Conse- out against section 3.3.3 of the parks made to deal with the site of the that of it is proven there is no hope quently, CUP gave UMSU the option and recreation master plan. The sports park. an agreement." Campus Plus will Jean the mentions to agree to an arbitration hearing plan, prepared by Monteith Though plan the definitely keep its contract with The with the staffof The Toban Gazette, and Associates consulting firm, out- possibility of alternative sites for the Manitoban until at least mid- to solve the crisis, or have their lines Waterloo recreation and park, none were listed. Hathaway when the staff of The CUP February and said membership terminated. development policies for the next 10 Doody they were surprised back Toban Gazette hopes to come UMSU failed that no alternatives were to agree to arbitration years. suggested. on as the official staff of The before the campus also voiced his January 15 deadline, and Council accepted the plan, but Telegdi concern Manitoban. At that time, a university CUP replied by stopping almost all told city staff to ignore the references about the omission, saying he would wide referendum will be held to be services to The Manitoban, which to Laurel Creek as "the preferred concerned also if Laurel Creek decide The Manitoban/Toban the was the third largest in the site" for the sports complex. While was only area focussed on. paper posed Laurel Creek location of the if solution has national Gazette issue, no Laurel Creek still Other sites the press organization. is a possibility, potential for sports sports park at two previous public been reached before then. those interested in the mentioned alterna- Michelle Lalonde, CUP Bureau conserving park as possible have meetings last year. They also The first issue of The Toban tives the Chief, said that Bob Ceilin, chair of conservation area are hopeful that at meeting include a 65 mailed a 500 signature petition to Gazette was published last week, will it. hectare piece of industrial land structure of the publishing board, public outcry save city council. Members of CCC and of of his consisting eight copy-filled pages The would purchased from Magna International Ceilin was not sure powers proposed sports park other concerned citizens havebeen and one advertisement. CUP about 25 hectares of the Inc. last well land and on whether if he could cover year, as as vacant officially handing out form letters at the will allow the to owned the funding paper or about by University of Waterloo The Manitoban. This conservation area, 75 the Conservation represent entrance to area, publish once a week for six north weeks, football fields. It would include ball on its campus. confusion led to UMSU's failure to asking that they be mailed back to but after that the paper must solely diamonds, soccer and cricket fields, Hathaway and Doody, both meet the arbitration deadline. Mayor Marjorie Carroll. I Ihere's always something AD— oooking at s. Casey vertising 6A .;n Are interested W/ /f\\ you V In saining knowledge for jri / ' V^"yC' 1 ra&SzJl.7 C^x> a career in sales? >r _ Every Thursday i 112 is Ladies \ I Night!' f1 ctylm 112 1 183 Weber St. N. HO NO 886-9050 /y (•J B||M exper- MM lENCE L ——-— THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 — the CORD- 8 musu CI CPTIAW TTIUIE7 w EiLiEiVrf 1 lv/ 11 1 Al ftCi * ! * * * * * * ! 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Their has been funding some of its whole life turned upside Keith said. programs by selling a cookbook. down," Share Your The one thousand SSAV isn't the first copies of Fun and Fantastic group to turn to cookbooks as a | of Feasting were out just in time for the Christmas rush way raising money. Halifax's Family Services sold Association has and for $10 each. The book features the favorite just released one. And Adsum House, Skills Overseas I a shelter for recipes of the of homeless women released From Our many Haligonians including mayor Halifax. Maritime Kitchens in the fall of 1986. is But the Service for Sexual Assault Victims (SSAV) "Fundraising draining," according to Adsum House executive director Susan "It's wouldn't have to time andeffort hard to CUSO is - I spend on cookbooks if Bulger. learning Canadians sharing the daily life and work of other it could count from outside keep fighting for the same dollars that else is in Latin on regular money sources. everyone cultures, Africa, Asia, America, the Caribbean, the South Pacific. "We need The fighting." CUSO is skills- sustaining, ongoing funding. grants Canadians broadening their knowledge and experience and -- Employees volunteers must raise half the in are great they keep you going. But only for a short fully education, health, technology/trades, agriculture, forestry and time. shelter s $180,000 Then you're in a catch 22 yearly budget. Town councils fisheries. CUSO is dedication - caught situation," said Canadians working with community SSAV's Ann Keith. provide $33.28 per night for each woman housed. The and local organizations, government agencies, self-help programs in home Every SAW must can accommodate to eighteen nations to year justify its funding levels to the up residents, but developing make better lives for the neediest peoples. provincial Most of the Bulger said the nightly is ten. government. money goes to a average We invite you to learn more about CUSO, Canada's I 24-hour crisis Adsum House record largest independent line, support groups and a community sponsors luncheons, book and international development organization. Our slide will show education sales and benefits from fun presentation program. , Charity runs. the work we're I Last fiscal you exciting doing, and you'll learn how you can be A year, SAW made $2500 from direct mail counselling program for adult incest survivors was a part of it. in appeal. Some $66,000 came the cancelled November when an 11-month job from provincial development hundred department of community services and the four 1988 grant expired. One women were Wednesday, January 27, at 7:00 p.m. in the municipalities SAW The of participating program. serves. rest the just over Schnieder Room, Kitcher Public Library it is that $100,000 budget came from one-shot 85 According to Keith, estimated one out of special grants. Queen Street North, Kitchener SAW's four is assaulted her s a cookbook -- eat!" said. Slides CUSO's every women sexually or abused in people Keith on program in Thailand will be shown "We'll lifetime. That raise -- means over 100,000 women in Nova certainly money but we'll also raise CUSO low salaries, although by Canadian standards, will meet overseas I Scotia alone could need awareness of the and educate access to a counselling agency people." living costs, and benefits are generous and comprehensive. Contracts are for 2 and it take years may up to 1 year to complete the application and placement process. We will attempt to place couples if positions Winnipeg 'grab-it' slides are available for both partners, and occasionally place families but only where education and child-health facilities are adequate. "I'm sure the that it Dan If are unable to attend but would like WINNIPEG (CUP) -- Students company put Guetre, vice-president you more information, please into the package did not know what student services for U said the send and for if picked up ads for "XXX-rated WSA, your resume, one your partner applicable,to: it contained," said Clegg spokes- council has videos", "erotic 35 mm slides" and no advertising policy but Ron Feck. "It a rush "sexy shoes" with their 'Grab-it' person was job they may either stop distributing the CUSO because of time constraints and it ask packages at the University of packages or Clegg to leave the 135 Rideau Street was sent from their American Winnipeg recently. up pornographic ads out of future Ottawa, Ontario 5x35. counterpart." 'grab-it' packages. KIN 9K7 ■ The packages, marketed by the advertising firm R.J. Clegg Ltd., feature promotional flyers, discount Garbage bursaries coupons and product samples. The U of W student council, UWSA, has Source: Übyssey ! a contract with the Toronto firm to distribute the packages on campus VANCOUVER - Geology students at the University of British Columbia in return for a portion of the now have to access a $600 bursary because one professor believes in the revenues they generate. principle "waste not, want not." Professor Wibert Danner of sciences a tenth of geological donated $7000 to a "Clearly the ads are with bursary money he raised by collecting empty bottles and loose pornographic or very questionable cans, from about what it change ÜBC's beaches and grounds. is they are selling," "This fund really shows students what a waste of it is to said Karen Thiessen, of the U of W money throw stuff around on the beach," Danner said. women's centre, adding the centre " Danner said there is attached" to ask the council no stigma to collecting bottles and plans to remove cans and said he knows who do the ads. of other faculty the same thing. But Danner's bursary, aptly named the"beer, bottle, pop, can, Applications for the of Both the council and position the ad- refund almost deposit, bursary," never got off the ground. vertising firm claim they were not The Senate awards committee thought Danner's bursary title HEAD RESIDENT aware the packages contained ads inappropriate and named it the department of geological sciences for pornographic material. bursary.' Danner objected to the renaming. RESIDENCE HALLS Laurier summer job fair 1988/89 By Wendle Beaton summer The overall employment opportunities. organization of the The well displays by United Parcel and displays was presented and "It was good but there was an thought out. Those who attended Kelly Services seemed to be the overabundance of painting jobs and the annual event, if nothing else, popular organizations. MacDonalds not enough local stated postings," and have a greater understanding ofjust Dickie Dee Ice Cream, however, one student whenasked her what opinion opportunities are available seemed less successful in their of the recent Summer Job Fair, last over the summer. recruitment of students (at least at Wednesday in the Turret. 10:30 am.). Are now Career Services once again being accepted Contacts with prospective gathered together thirty-nine employers was the best aspect of prospective summer employers in BOOKSTORE in the Office. attending the Job Fair. Personnel Housing the third Annual Summer Job Fair. departments from the various HOURS: The positions available ranged from organizations sent the forms and person most Application job public relations to painting. In fact if likely to receive the applications and is forte then painting your the job resumes, thus allowing one to Fair for with was you five student descriptions are also available familiarize oneself with future painter organizations present. interviewers. 8:45 - 5 It was refreshing to am. pm. The Job Fair was a welcome know that in the Office. summer positions in one's Mon. - Thurs. Housing break between classes as took chosen field of many study existed not of their time and 8:45 am. - 4:30 advantage spare only in one's hometown but pm. pays to head planned get a start on higher than minimum wage. Fri. SPECIAL JAN. HOURS 5 pm. - 7 pm. Closing deadline is 4:30 PM Tuesday, Janauary 26,1988. pwmn 10 — the CORD- THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 NATO AND CANADA 2. the of The North Atlantic Treaty building up NATO's Organization was formed in 1949 to military strength 1955-67, re- the balance of establish a military counterweight to establishing power in a Soviet in Europe and reorganizing military presence Europe. military NATO membership consists of strength on the basis of nuclear Canada, Belgium, Denmark, France, power; 3. West Germany, Greece, Iceland, the abating of the earlier fears of Italy, Luxembourg, The Netherlands, Soviet expansionism 1967 to the Norway, Portugal, Spain,Turkey, the present, resulting in efforts to develop United Kingdom, and the United a detente, but without sacrificing the States. military effectiveness of NATO. The the In the early 1980's NATO continued geographical scope of viable treaty covers Europe and North as a defense organization but the North was beset with America, Atlantic area political problems that north of the Tropic of Cancer, and were bound to affect its future status. the Mediterranean. The primary The role of the United States, the dominant of NATO from purpose of NATO is elaborated in partner the Article V of the treaty:"The parties beginning of NATO's existence, redefinition agree that an armed attack against required with provision one or more of them in Europe shall for a more equitable sharing of costs. be considered an attack against them Some of the member states became all and critical of U.S. domination of consequently they agree that, NATO; if such armed attack and the an occurs, each concern arose over possibility of them...will assist that the interests of the United States the Party or Parties and Soviet so attacked...to restore and the Union might over- maintain the security of the North shadow the interests of the NATO Atlantic area." allies. Three main Whatfollows periods characterized are two papers taking NATO's early years: opposing stands on Canada's future 1. the involvement initial organization 1949-55, in NATO; a third focuses with massive economic and military on the dangers of low level flight aid provided by the United States; testing over Goose Bay in Labrador. FEATURE of lanes. If look this ingency 7,000 troops stationed in the United States that will create sub- shipping you chose to at It would be for Canada situation a Soviet attack Europe. very easy stantial difficulties in achieving major militarily, against its NATO for isolation this area is inevitable and this withdrawal to turn back on policy changes in NATO. More stress We don't need to defend should be would the flow of reinforce- reasons. our- placed on the nonmilitary interrupt selves ments from North America. Such militarily. Distance keeps us aspect of the alliance. By placing less a move does the and do the will weaken NATO's secure, so ice, so emphasis on its military role in NATO, ultimately position Americans. need to defend Canada in Europe, and become the We, therefore, could put more resources into responsibility If the West of Britain and the United States. Canada By Craig Cass Europe. is ever attacked, it maintaining sovereignty in the Arctic and will happen in will be seen by its allies as on its Europe. into patrolling the vast ocean areas within defaulting There What Canada should be doing is cutting exclusive Canada has promises, and choosing to continue to be are numerous approaches and our 200 mile zone. member refinements back on nuclear submarines and the coastline of in a of NATO but yet not to the justification of longest any country sup- our numbers of to porting the organization. Canada will be Canada's membership in the North increasing frigates the world. As a further commitment to our zones. an viewed by its allies as failing to deter the Atlantic Treaty Organization. I will patrol fishing Taking our Arctic sovereignty, Canada should threat of to isolationist approach would only serve to out the United States' share of the war and failing to preserve a free attempt outline them as I defend my buy and that sever all ties with Europe and restrict, if North prosperous Western Europe. platform Canada should stay in new Warning System now being Canada NATO. This not end, political or diplomatic built the obsolete Distant Certainly many reasons for treaty was signed in 1949 any to replace Early NATO with benefits that we We the in are of a selfish bent. Canada and fourteen other nations presently enjoy. Warning Line. Canadian control over remaining would be left alone with the We cannot with in choosing to combine strengths and the Americans, North Warning System would take compete Europe which of wealth and We North is a position we should not allow to defense of the hands of terms technology. are Atlantic region, as the memories Canadian air out Canada should the have and fears of World War II happen. encourage the United States. It has been suggested sparsely populated, we a vast were still very reform of NATO. Canada can territory to patrol and we have limited fresh in their minds. With the full force oppose that Washington plans to integrate the forces introduction of nuclear the Cruise while maintaining NATO mem- into its defense technology. Canadian are in weapons to the warning system strategic Canada can become a Nuclear Star Wars defense Europe in to Canada's military role, NATO has become bership. initiative, the space response political Weapons Free Zone and cancel our needs, not Europe's military needs. somewhat outdated and therefore the shield. Both superpowers have violated Defense Production Canada needs philosophy of NATO Sharing Agreement the SALT II to build Europe if it is going to should be reas- treaty by continuing with have rationale for We sessed. the United States while a their nuclear arsenals and a political an Canada should be stressing its remaining up respective army. NATO member in good standing. If can justify air and sea forces on Canadian commitment to a non-nuclear future, cruise missile testing in Canada. America declare itself Canada moves from a position of mil- northern sub- territory, but not land forces. It is also a nuclear-free zone and patrols our waters, by to a of most that Canada maintain press NATO to guarantee that the itarization, position economics, marine, without our permission and important and as links with as alliance will politics, diplomacy our criteria for our calls cease such Europe through NATO, not be the first to use atomic ignores to patrolling. Canada Canada be remaining in NATO, then we should call With the decision Canada to needs a counterbalance to weapons. should taking a by no for a renunciation of NATO's first-use defense to the American influence. This serves to further very aggressive approach on peace- longer provide Norway on Our should be that confirm what keeping through the United Nations. policy. argument northern flank of the North Atlantic effect isolation would have NATO must its conventional on Canada if chose Through the United Nations, Canada reassess Treaty Organization, this leaves the we to concentrate should military which is at present tied Soviet our energies and turn our backs propose a permanent border strategy, Union's Kola Peninsula, which is internally to the threat of nuclear escalation. A on NATO. control force that would be sent to now the world's largest military complex, trouble planned withdrawal of all battlefield dominant It is therefore conviction spots, instead of responding to in a very position. If Norway, my strong nuclear be should a vital of due that for and regions in conflict only when the situation weapons part to its strategic geographical position, political diplomatic reasons, NATO reform and it is this Canada should committed and becomes violent. any proposal, is left vulnerable and weak, the Soviet remain a rethinking of NATO policy that is creating contributing member to the Canada spends approximately 2.3% of Union, as a member of the Warsaw Pact peacekeeping much the United States. It its Gross annoyance by could into the North mission of the North Atlantic Treaty National Product on defence in Treaty, move is the and dominance and military political by Atlantic sea and air and the Organization. NATO, we have a permanent cont- by interrupt THURSDAY, JANUARY21,1988 the CORD 11 [Illegible] By Steve McLean According to governmental leaders, The Canadian has shown parisons which make NATO forces government look soldiers are to be ineffective to the extent the the North Atlantic continued weak. In this purpose Treaty support for NATO's nuclear can build of way, they public being non-factors in the defence of Organization (NATO) is to modernization for and put equal program as well as its support existing even increasing Western Europe, why don't we just bring stress on realistic defence options and on more recent nuclear and defence expenditures. From 1979 them strategies op- to 1984, home and relieve the Canadian supporting mutually verifiable balanced Canadian erations. Although it is not known contributions to NATO- by taxpayer of supporting the servicemen arms reductions in accordance with most increased Canadians, our country is not programs dramatically from and their families? similar actions by Warsaw Pact nations. million million. obligated by NATO commitment to test $30 to $183 Since research Although it seems almost absurd to Are these policies studies have shown being actively cruise missiles, nor do we even have to that health or even consider it, just think about what pursued today? Current evidence would allow them on our soil. It education spending would is these weapons generate more might occur if the Russians tried not. For this and than to suggest reason, a and others like them, though, which will jobs military expenditures, it only invade Canada. would of What happen if myriad others, Canada should end its be seems logical that this stationed in other NATO countries money would be this situation ever arises? The involvement with better answer NATO as soon as and which will further destabilize on efforts spent schools, hospitals or should be obvious. If hostile Russian possible. towards reviving depressed global peace. industries, rather than set foot on Canadian Current NATO such the troops territory, policies, as While weapons and soldiers. many Canadians are justifiably American forces would be across our first-use of nuclear weapons, the worried about what kind of negative If talk of mind-boggling fiscal exp- border than the of nuclear faster time it takes for expanded development States enditures and impact a Canada-United free trade complicated weapons the world to million their for the spend $100 on weapons systems, support have agreement might on Canada's systems leaves you somewhat cold, let's arms—about two hours. In order American 'Star Wars' to program, greater national few of them the down identity, seem to be bring argument to a much defend their and own political and economic arms sales to the Third World, an concerned that the U.S. could encroach more humanistic level. The Canadian interests, the Americans would mobilize extension of NATO activities into the Canadian sovereignty through the Forces Base at Goose Bay, Labrador is their Caribbean and the Middle East have led military operations on our soil establishment of used for an American military currently flight training by some whether we were in the alliance serious escalation of the nuclear NATO or to a in Canada NATO of NATO allies presence via its al- our and there are plans what the and the deterioration of the not. Therefore, is point of arms race liance. This could for the base open the to an to expand its way operations Canada's involvement in overseas NATO prospects for security. extensive involvement in American int- much further. These flight tests violate when operations, we will not even be able NATO's presence in Western Europe ernational policies, which could have the collective rights of the native Innu to defend also the U.S.S.R. with solely our own country? provides just- broad and very negative implications for people who own the territory. In addition, ification to forces of their own keep large Canada's relations with other the noise from the countries. planes can have The present structure of NATO, dom- in Eastern Europe, limiting the ind- damaging effects on the natives' Ships and submarines from NATO- hearing. inated as it is by the U.S., hinders the of of these countries. ependence many The Innu families also allied countries often visit Canadian are prevented development of alternative approaches NATO becomes By doing so, an ac- from their harbours without carrying out traditional hunting to world security and informing us whether any constructive cessory party to the continuation of the and trapping activities because local fur role for middle and smaller or not they are nuclear such carrying weapons. powers crisis facing global present peace. fish and fowl It of in bearing animals, caribou, as Canada. seems that Canada could Many them, fact, are equipped with These NATO could policies very easily have likewise nuclear arsenals. had their life patterns dis- best serve the of and dis- If some sort of accident, goals peace immoral. be interpreted as being such as an rupted. armament by influence on board fire or explosion, a exerting in the However, even without bringing morality collision international outside the major or a terrorist attack were community into the there argument to a large extent, Since the end of World War to 11, Canada formal ties, command structures and occur on one of these ships while which are a number of other factors has maintained a largely symbolic military limitations of docked in one of our harbours, it could super power military con- Canadians should realize before young in contingent Western Europe as part of frontation. endanger the healths and lives of into the same blindly falling pro-NATO our NATO commitment. Recent military Canada could thousands, if not millions, of Canadians. Furthermore, make an that their have been trap parents caught exercises have shown due both that, to even more concrete Do we really want to take this risk? contribution to global in for the the past forty years. relatively small size of the force and the peace by following example set by When NATO NATO involvement makes Canadians, experts publish the inherent difficulties in quick, efficient New in the Zealand, declaring country a between NATO and as a responsible for arms and comparisons whole, Nuclear Weapons Free Zone. and Warsaw Pact forces in defence production, testing trading. Europe, they troop mobilization, the Canadian forces To take the first step in enhancing often manipulate figures and choose com- would have in great difficulty carrying out Canada's worldwide peace-keeping rep- i their defensive NATO duties. If these utation consisting of eight letters and four syllables: NO to NATO. By Patrick W. Gillette Picture yourself floating silently on a evidence seems to contradict this this base. all in recent years, these governments have From available evidence lake northern in Quebec, your fishing line statement. Residents of this these benefits to been brought under fire for allowing such region appear be minimal. drifts the side of the NATO lazily along canoe. complain of their houses and com- prefers the labrador testing. The complaints range from region Mist is off its surface and all because rising munities being flown sometimes the area is similar to Russian physical pain caused by jets flying over, thoughts of our urban noisy society have three or four times a day. terrain overhead to actual structural damage, left Panavia Tornado One of the that NATO needs your mind. Suddenly a These from the strategies ranging from broken windshields to whole flights come testing GRI this base for (a British supersonic aircraft) that is 'Deep Strike.' Deep houses collapsing from prolonged the Federal government allows- 's streaks overhead, skimming above the Strike main is to attack NATO to do now. If this base : purpose enemy exposure to sonic booms, goes and lake, disappears, slipping above the the targets deep inside their territories. Further research into the effects of low through, flights would increase from pine trees. In its wake shaken Critics of Deep Strike that it will you are 2000 to 20000 argue level testing has raised concern of the per year approximately per from decrease your meditation, thrown into the European security. Deep Strike possible danger to people's health. The year. and is seen the lake, riveted by the pain of 126 by Soviets as an offensive combination of the intense noise from Environmentalists are also becoming decibel sonic boom, 6 decibel points strategy that will increase NATO's the and radiation from radar ability aircraft, concerned. head of the Randy Dryburgh, to launch above the pain threshold. a Nuclear first strike. installation the Central (needed to guide aircraft) Ontario Peace Network said: In the last three the North In the years have been attributed such medical 1985 edition of the to "many government that Peace Atlantic biologists agree Treaty Organization (NATO) Research Reviews: on as the Accidental problems (depending exposure) malnutntion of 30000 caribou, in has been for conduct searching an area to Nuclear the increased miscarriages, chromosome of the War; growing peril, the 1986, George River herd was the low level flight training, at supersonic in birth increase editor contends that breaksresulting defects, result of low level testing." These bio- Deep Strike, The Canadian-Federal speeds. government because it in heart also can use conventional disease, leukemia, cataracts, logists assume that the of or thinks drowning it has the answer to NATO's nuclear could migraine headaches, depression, chronic 10000 caribou weapons, cause rapid in northern Quebec was the former U.S. problem: turn Air Force nuclear insomnia and loss of escalation a memory. again other species of animals and the during conflict." The base Goose at Bay Labrador into a destructive of both conventional results have yet to surface. power NATO Tactical and The Canadian government counters Fighter Weapons and small nuclear weapons have recently of low Training Centre. The Canadian that the testing is over areas become, in some cases, equal. During a The government presents the as a of population density. government goes the plan way But, federal government maintains combat situation, if Deep Strike was economic the the Goose on to that the possible improving economy of argue that there is minimal health hazards in used,anenemy commander might think benefits of a NATO base in a depressed Bay region, while fulfilling Canada's low level However in U.S. that he testing. 1974, a was under attack from nuclear NATO economic area such as Goose Bay, commitment. of the environmental impact Navy study weapons and iaunch a similar attack. balances "the minimal environmental and Canadian citizens must ask them- of air-combat in a suggested range From this evidence, Canada should selves if such deal. health risks". Goose Bay is a good Northern Carolina, evidence produced not offer its territory for such training. It Canada and NATO Turkey are the only that noise and sonic ''unacceptable is dangerous to people's health and The of the test area is countries for this are population striving base; why booms" made it to establish a impossible damages our environment. It also allows 10000 native other The around 15000 people, NATO nations not interested? base over land because of health area, for training in the use or nuclear of weapons, Indians and Inuit, and 5000 people answer is that NATO, the United States and environmental hazards. something Canada stopped in the mid the and other ethnic Though some European nations have- origins. 19705. Canada should not build the Canadian contends these conducted low level in both government Doubt has also risen on the flight training NATO base, instead, it should reconsider avoid the derived from Europe and the United States. However, flights would populated areas, possible economic benefits its position in NATO. THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,19g« — the CORD- 12 the CORD 16th century Salem for the removal of In a nation where pressure groups fight sexual education from public schools, and parents know so Ruth TV for little about sex that they have to call Dr. on answers to rudimentary anatomical questions, the Canadian the of government has seen fit to further perpetuate myth sex Bill equalling sin by introducing the new "anti-pornography" C-54. The bill, now in its second reading, attempts to draw the fine line between "erotica" and "pornography" in its efforts to protect the moral standards of Canadians, especially children. of No-one wants to see the disgusting sexual exploitation children in hard-core films and magazines, but the sweeping not but also powers of Bill C-54 cover only these materials, some of the classic works from art, music and literary history. Under Bill C-54, the following people could all find of themselves in jail for varying terms up to a maximum ten years: Donald Blake Webster (Curator of The Royal Ontario Museum): for exhibiting a recent Paul Peel retrospective featuring portraits of naked children. John Neville (Artistic Director of The Stratford Festival): for presenting a liberalized interpretation of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Joan McLean (Teacher): for using the children's anatomy primer, Show Me, in her health education classes. Clyde Gilmour (CBC Radio Host): for broadcasting Verdi's C-54 does not limit to opera Rigoletto (Bill "pornography" English and French). Erich Schultz (WLU Chief Librarian): for circulating copies of Academic democracy still a concern The Ken Kesey's One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest or Diviners by Margaret Laurence. from it does take like a man of from Reprinted Volume Eight. No. 9—November But courage to act By attempting to remove all references to sexuality 24, 1967 edition of the Cord and injustice when it not infrequently it Weekly. integrity protest media that may be consumed by young people, is quite rears its ugly head. possible that Bill C-54 will create an atmosphere of ignorance. is sudden of It obvious by now that the major concern of the Recently, the shockingly replacement Ignorance that will most benefit the child molester, not the student today is academic democracy. Dean Speckeen was announced at a closed faculty child. He is demanding the right to take part in the meeting. Many faculty members later told us that to most other facets of Canadian common law Contrary decisions that affect his life. they were appalled by the entire operation. Bill C-54 the where innocence is assumed before trial, Professors are also interested in decision- But of them stood that and puts open not one up at meeting the accused establish the artistic merit of their and in "I onus on to making, even, god help us, power. said, protest." But unlike stand Not of them had the his beliefs. work, much like women in sixteenth century Salem having to students, they are unwilling to one guts to state not witches. behind their convictions and to make their We are now publicly challenging the faculty to prove—by not floating on water—that they were disagreements public. throw the artificial dichotomy between them Enforcement of the bill, should it become law, will primarily away In short wonders. and the students that has been created and individual they are gutless be carried out by local police, often responding to think They seem to that they are being brave and perpetuated by the establishment. complaints. From this perspective, the bill would be wide radical when Come of comfortable they whisper in a student's ear that they out your segragated lounge. individual to exploitation and misuse by or group open any with the are unhappy the present state of affairs. As long as your are content to play whisper game with an axe to grind. Their prevailing attitude seems to be "Look kid, within your little coteries, you will get nowhere. Further, ultraconservative judges, whose values may not don't quote me on this, but I'm really pissed off with Join with the students in our common struggle for reflect those of most will be necessarily Canadians, the way they run things around here." freedom. to make decisions that could doesn't take much tell And will empowered precedent-setting It courage to a student in a do it now. It soon be too late. and restrict the creative freedom of artists for generations to mysterious confidential whisper that you are around with in does not come at WLU. come. walking your resignation your pocket. Scoop's note: change quickly Anybody can do that. It has been 170 years since Thomas Bowdler, in a desire to protect the reading public from pornography, edited Shakespeare by purging the texts of all sexual jokes or More appropriately refer to VP as jerk allusions. If Bill C-54 becomes law, similar actions will most likely take place. coordinated the drive on campus! Dear Perhaps the Mulroney has a hidden political Editor, government The 3rd Annual Toy Drive was a It has come to attention that in mind in to rush Bill and its mock my agenda trying C-54, great success thanks to $700.00 considerable offence has been taken righteousness, through the legislature. Just think of all the worth of toys purchased by WLU! the to my comments at January that could the in the Sincere new jobs open up to masses greatly thanks, 10th WLUSU Board Meeting. My expanded field of censorship and bowdlerization. Linda B. Sibley sincere I that apologies. agree the Program Director Those of you, especially liberal arts students who stand to Letters to the Editor use of the word "asshole" was com- be most affected, who are interested in Bill C-54 preventing pletely unappropriate under the cir- from becoming a law, should address concerns to your cumstances. In the future I will be Deadline Cord for letters is Monday at Congrats Justice Minister or Prime Minister Brian careful to refer Ray Hnatyshyn more appropriately noon. Mulroney today. Pne address is House of Commons, Ottawa, to Mr. Mcßride as "jerk". Letters must not exceed 250 Editor, Ontario. No Yours truly, postage is necessary. very words in length. I would like to compliment The Zoltan Horcsok Cord for last week's article on Free Arts Director Trade (Prof's Face-Off over Free that Trade). It is encouraging to see The Cord has taken the WLU toy drive up sug- gestion made last term that such donated to the money or toys articles different sides of the Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Editorial Board on behalf of Cord staff present Dear Drive this and are of the University, the Students' Union and the Student Editor, Toy Christmas. to independent past topic, thereby allowing the reader Publications Board. I wish to thank the students of Special thanks to Brett Connors letters continued on page 13 who and the student who EDITORIAL BOARD Wilfrid Laurier University union office Rob Furlong, Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovic, News Editor Eric Beyer, Associate News Editor Kirk Nielsen, Entertainment Editor THE CORD INVITES YOU TO ATTEND OUR REGULAR FRIDAY Chris Starkey, Sports Editor Cori Ferguson, Production Manager AFTERNOON STAFF MEETING. held week 2:30 in the Cord Itis every at p.m. The Coid is the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are published during Room. offices located on the second floor of the behind the Games located on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier SUB, right University, 75 University Ave. W„ Waterloo. (519) 884-2990. The Cord is a member of Ontario This week our will be the present Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. special guest Lynn Marchildon, No of the Cord be ©1987, WLU Student Publications. part may to Copyright Bureau Chief of CUP and next year's CUP president. Shell be available reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. related on and be answer questions to campus newspapers, so come up educated in what at the Cord. really goes on i THURSDAY, JANUARY 21, 1988 CORD- 13 — fhe Admin fails to consult students Question In the January 12th Laureate, the university community was informed that of as February Ist the Guest Comment university will be closed between 1:30 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. every day, as students we are confused. By of Associate Vice President: the Personnel & Student Week Doug Earle and Affairs Jim Wilgar said the new policy was reached after discussion with all John concerned parties. Madigan By Paul Mitchell Well 'boys and girls", the administration forgot to discuss the matter with students. Consider the fol- micro computers in order to lowing: complete their cases. How would you enforce Laurier's Under the smoking policy? new policy, there four 1) Due to the are only micros that nature of class schedules and their the can access present floppy disks available conflicts, meeting for to over group work, especially in senior 1000 SBE students. In require late answer to this the School of years, evening hours. In business, there is a Business and Economics feels minimum of four such that "night hawk" assignments in both 3rd and 4th students will not The survive in the real world where year. same can be said for 4th they year computing must be at work at 8:30 a.m. Do students we not have classes at who require access to the computing lab for 8:30 a.m. here at WLU? long hours in order to complete their required project 4) As would of students, we prefer not to building a stay later computer. up Smoke with cops water guns than 1:30a.m. but 2) Part time unfortunately due to students and students with course require- jobs, are now ments and commitment to left with the our studies we make that only early hours to Fred and morning complete sacrifice. Barney assignments and essays. Hons. Quarry We question All if the administration has 3) business and really con- economics students need to use sidered the implications of their policy. Culture doesn't lie in our supermarket letters continued from page 12 1-202, L 204) and one classromm being tabled to reduce the course weigh both the pros and cons of the (L203) will be accessible during these load in the business issue. program. Hie hours. In a memo issued from Dr. reduction of the course load is the I would like to make John Weir's one point, office on December 21, second major step in the destruction though. Dr. McCready summed 1987, he up stated that the change of the excellent undergraduate the controversy over our culture occurred "for security reasons as the program school has. (The first perfectly. which well Quebec, has the as to facilitate the maintenance was the step elimination of the Small only arguable cultural identity in and custodial operations of the Business The course). major reason is Canada, not afraid of losing it to University" that the SBE has given is "to the Kill all the smokers the help Americans. Rather, they look At a held to meeting on January 18, students". This is just a cloud the being opportunities Free Trade 1988, the Board of Directors of forth put to fog the real issue, Andrea Kamutzki presents. Canadian culture WLUSU money. does not, unanimously condemned I do not deny that it is Ist costly to year Hons Biz nor should it, lie in this solely our tele- change in operating hours and educate students for two vision courses sets, or our supermarket check- called for reconsideration of the but is this not why we tuition? 1 out. Canadian pay culture lies in decision. am also curious as to how Canadians. Is Britain In many any less British order to be effective in its drive current students in were surveyed the EEC? France less to any French? reverse the decision, WLUSU when they were not Of under duress course Free not. Trade, GATT, needs the vocal this suppto decrease (i.e. in the middle of their term). or any other trade in agreement will accessability to University pose no threat to our culture unless facilities. Talk to professors In I about closing, make a plea to the we let it. this subject. Together we show Senate to either must turn down or ask Sincerely, that we are concerned the SBE to do about our more research. It John A.L. MacDonald education. would be gratifying to see the Senate Sincerely, make a decision with their heads Send themout with the Dave Bussiere and not their wallets. Concourse Queen for Let's President - WLUSU protest Sincerely, punishment Mark Wendling Open letter to all students SBE change The Waltons P.S. The Cord has done a Effective mag- Ist February 1, 1988, the year Y & R nificent job in this issue. I University will be closed reporting between Dear Editor, am sure this will be the the hours of 1:30 first time a.m. and 6:30 a.m.. It was recently brought to my many people are three aware of this Only computer rooms attention (L2Ol, that there a is proposal proposal. Come with up a new policy that will work Lori Shipley Biz Dip Build them an igloo outside Scott Hetherington 2nd yr Business y\ SIR WILFRID WOULD LIKE - V v TO REMIND YOU TO BUTT V OUT IN THE SPIRIT OF \ / NATIONAL NON- We wouldn't. v SMOKING WEEK. DO IT Diane McFarlane JUST FOR THE HEALTH OF Anna Noranowicz IT! Gen. Arts, 2nd year - THURSDAY, JANUARY 14 the CORD 21.1988 Daryl's weekly advice column Got a problem? Need some advice ? Is in shambles ? your life ? Are you a victim of vice Then Daryl's your man He'll lend you an ear all He's got the answers Below they'll appear. t§?s 7 Dear Daryl, Dear Daryl, This is first Laurier. I'm with is and my yearat going out this My mom driving me crazy ruining my social residence and of the her floor is life! this habit of girl in one girls on She has uncontrollable popping in Whenever leaves the unannounced coming on to me. my girlfriend early on Sunday mornings. her friend flirts with and This be room, me propositions me. can extremely embarrassing(if you know into the her what 1 Not But, as soon as my girlfriend comes room, mean)! only that, my roommates are friend her If 1 don't do acts very cold towards me. complaining about too. something is that and her floormate 1 be the My problem my girlfriend quickly may Hving out on streets. get along well and 1don't want to ruin their relationship. Future Street Bum the 1 with Dear BACK 10 BASICS But, at same time, feel my relationship my Bum, threatened. I those girlfriend is assume by embarrassing you mean temporary Solution from T.O. around. There is Desperately Seeking roommates lying only one thing you $ Dear Desperate, can do-let her know in no uncertain terms that this is As have mentioned how this has been MOVE SAVE* 275 you not long not acceptable. OUT! But, don't give Mum I'll haven't her address. Better going on, assume you confronted yet. your new yet, spend your Sunday This the should do. Let her know is first thing you as mornings being one of those temporary roommates at Tours for 18-35s soon as that are else's house. Leave European Camping possible you most definitely not someone a message for your interested. mother that you're at the library. We call them"Brek to Basics" as they ao back to the If she keeps coming on to you, you'll have to talk to original idea of providing a low cost way to see Europe about it. worried about - girlfriend the logical alternative to doing it yourself. You are your If you're ruining guaranteed accommodation in tvc person tents their relationship, then don't. She obviously can't be the everywhere Choose (carried on coach) you go. much of a friend. Itineraries between three exciting European tasting from 18-32 days. Take r^rTeaveltT' Plus, them's the fascinating East and Wbst with our His aduice is Russia & Scandinavia tour orcontrast Europe and for free, It's all Africa with a tour of Spain, Portugal and Morocco up to you But there's no guarantee. $275 If book and in till tor •Save up to you pay your ContikfEuropean holiday prior to February 5.1988 Send all problems to Dear and Daryl drop your letters off in the editor's the TRAVELCUrS WATERLOO TRAVtLCUTS TORONTO box at Cord. Plaza University Shops 187 College Street 170 Avenue West University Toronto Ontario MST 1 P7 N2L 3E9 Waterloo Ontario Jlfi Q7Q wnc «ioy/»-^Ub 519 886-0400 TRAVELCUTS 5555E555 GoingYourWay! Wile E. Coyote's WLU debut 2. WILE E. is GOD Is Wile E. Coyote the anti-Christ? If Wile E. can be the Anti-Christ, can he not also be God? Although the chases Recently on Cheers, Cliff asked, "Is Wile E. coyote the Roadrunner, he has never Coyote the Anti-Christ?" actually harmed the bird. In fact, one might that the Roadrunner is the Many Bugs Bunny experts were puzzled by this argue Devil since he inflicts continuous Ist Year theoretical question. If Wile E. is actually the Anti- pain on Wile E. 3. WILE E. is the ANTI-CHRIST Christ, many unanswerable coyote questions will Wile E. can eat a dynamite Arts & Science Students finally be solved. sandwich and walk away from it. The coyote falls off 8.2 Three possible answers approximately rock cliffs and we've 1. WILE E. is just POSSESSED every week, yet never seen him break Is there evidence that Wile a bone. Wile E. has been hit trains, strong enough to prove by buses, steam rollers and he's said "fd*!" E. is the Anti-Christ, or is he merely possessed? etc., never can't The You kill Lucifer and hence, can't kill Wile A) coyote uses dynamite to hunt small birds. you E. The Statistical information fn B) Wile E. never starves to death, although he presented above 9Hsh proves beyond a reasonable that Wile E. hasn't eaten in 34 years doubt, Coyote is the actual Anti-Christ. C) Wile E. never gets hurt, and realistically he NEXT WEEK: How does E. should die 7.5 times a show. Wile bypass •* government legislation with the ' Sociology The evidence indicates that Wile E. is well dealing private Computing S V* clearly purchase of TNT? ( ■[> beyond possession. } V, >-i/ Geocjr.tphy Biology " """"" W9V P ""' ica vW«P" ftn 'Sconce Mathematics Interested in academic studies applying your to a summer job? Come and find out more about the INTERNSHIP PROGRAM. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 10. 1988 12:30 p.m. PAUL MARTIN CENTRE '1:00 p.m. PAUL MARTIN CENTRE NOTE: The '.leadline for applying lor the Internship Piogram is March 3, 1988 THURSDAY, JANUARY 21, 1988 the CORD I Hey Billy, got an idea, let's outside... The Scene go Wyatt Weathermen storm stage at City By Steve McLean weathermen, the best band to rise CFRU Guelph LP, Just at The Turret's "alternative talent compilation weathermen independently released out of Guelph since...umm...the West of Something Big. In addition, last night" year. This time around, their first self-titled LP which they Three of the 40s. weathermenalso weathermen on this early the covered Echo the band was much and more open recorded last summer in Toronto. list do not and The belong, name them: Bunnymen's Crocodiles friendly and their sound was greatly The Following a solid, workmanlike album, which had a first pressing a)Marty Coles b)Willard Scott c)lain from local and The Violent Femmes' ballroom enhanced by the addition of lead of 1000 has charted thirty minute set veterans, copies, at many Grant d)Percy Saltzman e)Seth anthem, Add It singer Seth Matson's acoustic The Colony (formerly The Young Up. Despite this, guitar campus radio stations across Matson f)Barry Lillis g)Doug Watt Pagans), the weathermen enter- photographers outnumbered playing. Canada and Western New York, If tainedthe somewhat crowd dancers the dance floor for the you answered d and lethargic on The with the of b, 112, con- weathermen, help The record contains eight songs their better of the gratulations, you must have been throughout 16-song perform- part night. concert promoter Elliot Lefko, have of a somewhat Joy Division-ish of the one in ance. The band covered all of the been a number of at privileged people the playing gigs when Although personnel was the nature, which heard live, attendance at The Hotel last material off their debutalbum Toronto's Silver Dollar Club in City (more the sound much same, weathermen of last Friday more raw and loud Friday. If not your answers were b, d about that later) and selections from recent months. As a result, they was a much different band than the than on vinyl. This is by no means a and read and 112, do not just on have received a modicum of worry, their 1986 cassette, Machinery, and criticism of the tight-lipped, seemingly uncaring album, however, as find out about the of more their contribution to the recent of coverage from some Toronto's its group individuals that appeared subtler instrumentation allows major This newspapers. exposure for easier understanding of Matson's has given the band the impetus to lyrics. "Putting together songs is a slow and plan a tour which will take them as painful process, though I to write that far west as Edmonton during the try things are general and universal final two weeks of February. that other people can understand", Matson, a University of Waterloo During the course of the evening, architecture student in the interest of providing Cord says. readers with a of spectrum opinions, Element of Truth, a song that I queried a few people about the looks despondently at the nuclear weathermen's performance. Here is and age, which was also featured on a of sampling responses: the Machinery cassette, is the of the weathermen's "These guys are good and tight, subject soon to be first really tight." released video. This song, with and "I don't understand the words so along Vergil Cactus, to have for the meaning is lost to me." appears possibilities some commercial "They're not bad for amateurs." success, though "The drummer the strict formatting of looks like a psycho guidelines radio stations will I used to work with at MacDonalds." most probably leave the band's achieve- "I've been sitting here talking to a potential boiler technician named Paul who ments unfulfilled. Unfortunate, but has hard He in this day and the music industry gone through times. age he had seems to be more concerned with was so poor as a child, once But he great bank rolls than with greatrock to eat grass. now has a and roll. positive outlook on life. You can learn a lot from a like that." guy The weathermen LP is available locally from Dr. Disc in downtown A few months the ago, Kitchener. OR Hotel RAIN SHINE, a good time! The weathermen played The City to last Saturday night and tried raise a storm. The weathermen are Seth Mathson, Marty Coles, lain Grant, and Doug Watt. Fun foreign film shows "Flesh" at the Princess! By Kirk Nielsen subtitles. However, it is made quite apparent in the film films who Foreign films can be fun to watch. Some foreign who thinks is insane. are near impossible to understandbut are fun to watch. Devil In TheFlesh is the story of a young man in his In The of final falls in with Devil Flesh is a perfect example this. year of school who love a woman who First, it is a foreign film, from Italian director Marco is known to be "mad". The schoolboy, Andrea, follows it is unless this from the classroom Bellocchio. Second, not easy to follow, you older woman he sees one day, are well-trained in foreign flick viewing. Third, Devil In window, to court where her fiance is being tried. Her The fun watch. It Flesh is to is not a comedy by any name is Giulia and the two notice some sexual activity but it is the has fun After the leave means, so interesting film-goer in a cell of prisoners. a commotion two there is lots watch in this film. From that Andrea's dreams watching—and to together. point on, young Devil In The Flesh is advertised as the film "Based on are fulfilled by Giulia, and although she laughs con- the classic novel shocked that Paris", but director stantly, she seems quite sane when around him. Bellocchio does not follow the Raymond Radiguet Andrea's father is a psychoanalyst who has once novel too closely and said; "Originally we intended to treated Giulia without success. The father finds out do a faithful adaptation of the book, but as we worked about Andrea's and Giulia's relationship and things on the screenplay we quickly realized it would be more start to get interesting. Enough said. fresh alternative interesting to set it in modern-day Italy." This film is not perfect, but it is a to Devil In The Flesh is also being reviewed as the film the typical movie that shows in Kitchener-Waterloo. that shows a "snippet" of sexually explicit footage and it While local media are trying to make waves with the been articles. the of be worthwhile has the main concern of most Yes, explicit nature one scene, it might to version playing at The Princess has this much talked quote Variety magazine; "sex between the attractive hero be about footage which cannot be discussed any further— late-teen and heroine tends to playful, joyous, except, it is surprising that it passed Ontario censors. and basically tasteful." Enough said. The Princess Cinema has been the one theatre in film Bellocchio the of films that offer The is not easy to follow because town to bring in kind a university and interests lie in family constriction, the church, govern- student culture, education, enjoyment, variety—at Other ment, and Freudian psychology—all of which are tied a price one can afford. "must-sees" coming to into this film. to The Princess are River's with References psychoanalysis, poetry, Edge a perfect per- Lead singer Seth Mathson of the weathermen expresses himself and film and that deal with the insane are hard to formance from Dennis Hopper, the Canadian prose mainly during a number at The City Hotel. the due Steve McLean pick up throughout film, mostly to the English life classes by William MacGillivry. Cord photos by 16 (he CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 American 'Baby' Loses laughter By Jordan Lay the baby and remains funny when they become experts at infant care. The experience The new Leonard Nimoy film Three Men of caring for the baby changes their values And A Baby is guaranteed to bring about a and priorities and they become "neurotic smile, but little more. mothers". They no longer care only about In their attempts to Americanize the screen- themselves, the baby becomes the center of of Trois Hommes the the world. The of is play et un Couffin, message responsibility makers of Three Men And A Baby removed less clear in the remake, but nonetheless it is all ofits wit and biting social commentary. The there. and suffers American version is much shorter The original is clearly a much better movie. because of it. of the best from The in Three Men g Many scenes acting was poor, although the original were omitted, such as the scene in Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson doat least which one of the bachelors interrogates a bear a physical resemblance to their French of the of Tom Selleck is professional nanny on points care counterparts. particularly finds infants. He dismisses the nanny when he terrible. One would be better off renting the if she out she would give the baby a sedative subtitled French version on videotape Three Men And A than feet was crying. Cradle getting your The original Trois Hommeset un Couffin is sticky in the theatre watching this uninspired a comedy about three footloose bachelors in remake. Paris who find a baby girl abandoned outside On an interesting local note, the baby in their door one morning. The humour arises Three Men And A Baby is actually a set of from their initial pitiful attempts to look after twins from Kitchener. I "A MAGNIFICENT MOVIE." I MAIL — Jay Scott, THE GLOBE AND "You can't take your eyes off Maruschka Detmers, nor will you want to. A darker and sultrier version of the young Jane Fonda, she gives Marco Bellocchio Teenage Head still kicks. The famed Ontario rock band Teenage Head shook it at Fed a spellbinding erotic center." Hall week is last and attempted to prove they can still kick-ass. The new line-up of Head minus Frankie who started another but the band still the old off — Stephen Schiff, VANITY FAIR Venom, band, played hits, such classic albums as Frantic City. The band did not sell out the Fed, but were albe to who "Detmers has an air of please those came. uncomplicated Cord photos by Paul Mitchell sensuality that would excite interest on any occasion." New Head — Bruce PLAYBOY Teenage Williamson, without the venom By Rob Lawson As usual at Teenage Head concerts, the vocals were slurred, backed by loud drums Head can still and music is Teenage proved they manage guitar. Teenage Head's meantto without Frankie Venom in the lineup at their be played loud and if nobody can hear the Fed Hall concert last Saturday night. lyrics it does not really matter. the had Despite sparse turnout, the band The small crowd at Fed Hall was indicative band that everyone dancing. For a is supposed that this band is nowherenear as popular as it to few have peaked a years ago, Teenage once was. When the band left the stage after Head still on a show. their last invited for puts reasonably good song they were not an of The absence Frankie Venom seems to encore. Still, the band does seem to have a have helped put new life into the band. new lease on life with their new vocalist. The Head be missed Teenage appeared to truly enjoying stage presence of Frankie Venom was themselves onstage Saturday night. A few but not his obnoxiousness. Any Teenage when Venom years ago was still the man up Head fan knows that their best recording front their seemed tired and performances effort was the Frantic Cify album. It is unlikely uninspired. that the new version of Teenage Head will The band played a diverse repertoire of duplicate in the studio or on stage what the songs ranging from their own material to Teenage Head of the early 80s did. However, those of other artists. The covers included the band is still good entertainmentand will be Blue Suede Walkin' the old around for few like Shoes, Dog, an a more years, and then, Rufus and The classic Ontario will Thomas tune, Ramone's many other bar bands, they fade 1 Wanna Be Sedated. The crowd was and be particu- away forgotten—whatever happened larly responsive to the band's version of to Coney Hatch? from Frantic Disgusteen, a song City—their Saturday's show, if nothing else, showed ( album. first Other popular Teenage Head that Teenage Head can still get people up such Shake songs as Top Down, It, Teenage dancing. It is good to see some life left in one and Some Kinda Fun of Beer-Drinking Party, Ontario's better bands. If you get a chance were covered. to see Teenage Head it's still worth it. Master of Public A three-term (ten-month) professional graduate wi degre ro ra ™> ' h an interdisciplinary Administration t P B ap- proach to public policy ana administration. . . Queen's University . , . „, J n AnA Admission Requirements BA. (Honours), or its l , at with second class Kingston equivalent, upper standing, PRINCESS CINEMA ———— all fields of study. 1 available from: Starting tonight, Limited Engagement! |\Uf Information/Applications are Watertoo OrH School of Public Adminstration a * 7:00 885-2950 pm. Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario K7L 3N6 from Jan. 21 to Jan. 27 Plays Telephone 613-545-2159 17 the CORD- THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,1988 Robbie Robertson gives testimony written before By Michael Wert to put out a good product. And if criticism is simply not true. Flipping closing lines are: "If you're out there anything arriving in around the will touch me I Dublin. Robertson describes DanielLanois was to suggest on album quickly dispel such can you me/ Can you see Sweet If criticism. If out can Fire of Love as a "real you were to cut a record and get a few things, put on some finsishing don't know/ you're there song about a like Peter In reach flower in the for life" and Robertson artists Gabriel, U2, the touches —you know to produce it— a metaphorical sense, Robbie you me/ Lay a passion sees Maria Manu how This is Robertson's self-titled album snow." trade off vocal solos with Bono and BoDeans, McKee and could you fail? exactly reveals with Katche to help it would be hard not what Robbie Robertson did whenhe Robertson the writer and visionary Robertson's songs are more per- guitar solos The Edge. than the of The Band. But shares another decided to put out his first record in compiling the sounds necessary to sonal in days Robertson his vision. His deala lot with the of bond with and that is the ten years. complete Robertson songs point U2, The scoff and all the with the view of the American Indians and his perspective of an outsider critic might say, wrote songs excep- being rela- America. "This album reminds me of one of tion of two co-written with Martin imagery reflects that personal looking in on The images and themes those charity things," with the Page and one with U2. So after tionship. ShowdownAt Big Sky is a expressed by Robertson the he and found about the nuclear similar Bono's charitable organization being writing songs went song arms race. are very to writing on that make the sounds he But as the title it takes The Joshua Tree. Robertson himself. It is true people to proves, on Robertson's songs Robertson was afraid to make a wanted to hear. The first track on more of a western sense. In an are chalk full of biblical images and comeback. And the logical argument the album, Fallen Angel, is dedicated interview Robertson explained his of the four elements (earth, air, fire, on social The for the skeptic wouldbe to conclude to Band member Richard Manuel views using music to raise water). song that best demon- strates that Robertson averted failure and who committed suicide. The key- conscience. "... everyone should be the outsider looking in on boards stacked vocals of about this America view is American guaranteed commercial and critical and Peter writing a song (nuclear Roulette, the most a success by leeching off the popu- Gabriel and drumming of Manu arms race). It's the important song about America's obsession face—not to with larity and talents of some big names Katche make Falllen Angel a somber thing we destroy this heroes. Robertson writes about and James Elvis in the music industry. But such a haunting song. Robertson's world. Everything else comes second Dean, Presley, and after that. And I wanted find to a way Marilyn Monroe, concluding "Say a for to convey this story in some way prayer the lost generation/ Who where it wasn't preaching." spin the wheel out of desperation." "Kick" Daniel Lanois Robertson to Robbie full Robertson's self-titled INXS almosta got to to to do some in ten promise go Dublin album, his first years, is a very with U2 who comeback for a man Rob that that sometimes show his stuff. Not experimental recording strong who By Jordan reminds us you sincc their The Joshua he had were busy working on thought nothing left to say. win, sometimes you lose. And you sensational 1984 album The Swing Tree. Robertson liked what he called Robertson left rock 'n' roll when Kick, the latest release from can't lose by listening to these songs. has the saxophone played a major U2 still relied the that he saw bands on the basic instru- band is album is of in that "rootsy" period Australian INXS, an If there any shortcoming role INXS, and is a shame. ments as fans of the and lots of and with From Thomas' work with it Kick award going through. U2, passion brimming raw energy. Chris INXS, Lyrically, is no winner. with the Band, were thrilled oppor- energy. He has reemerged in a beginning to end, Kick is chock full comes from the virtual disappear- There is no social consciousness tunity to jam with one of their rock period rediscovering the values of of sizzling guitar and funky rhythms ance of the unique saxophone here. Most songs deal with lusty idols. Sweet-Fire of Love was written the musical he left. doubt of Kirk age And he's that will no be heard pounding playing Pengilly. Only on the desires. Two songs, however, stand 'off the cuff' as Robertson hadn't here to to stay. in clubs for many months to come. title song does Pengilly really get out as lyrical dogs, Guns In The Sky Like their 1985 LP Listen Like and Mediate. While Guns In The Kick started Thieves, was produced by Sky may have out as a Chris Thomas, whose previous political statement, lines like "Well Entertainment Quiz efforts with The Pretenders lifted I'm sick of it/ It's load of shit" them from cult stardom. the of status to diminish credibility any By The Backyard Escape With the of Kick is the early success (it message song may have (Haahh... Hey Willy!) the 20 the Worse still presently in top on U.S. attempted to convey. is is Andrew Billboard charts) there every Mediate, written by Farriss. Questions: indication Thomas do the same On this Farriss has 1. What is the may song, ingeniously the name of Tanner cat that Alf would like to stir fry? INXS. with come up with 96 rhymes of 2. Who played Quint in the movie Jaws? Among the standout tracks are "mediate". After about 3. What is the bonus thirty track on the compact disc of Peter Gabriel's So? the first Need You of this 4. Name single, Tonight, seconds monotonous rap, the two guitarist for Derek and the Dominoes? Devil and the title track. wish that Farriss had left his 5. In The what is Inside, you Big Chill, song being played as people leave the church Need You Tonight features the Speak n' Spell at home. after the funeral service for Alex? But do listen Kick for 6. On what sensual whisper of singer Michael not to its early seventies T.V. sitcom did Spearchucker and Ugly John Hutchence. Devil Inside concerns lyrics. Kick is an album basically appear? itself with the listener of the concerned with a time. Who the anti-Vietnam I Feel warning having good 7. sang protest song Like I'm A Fixin' To Die evil that lurks inside each one of us. And a good time is guaranteed for all Rag? Kick is simply a butt-kicking rocker who buy this record. 8. Who starred in the television show I Spy? 9. what In movie did Gene Hackman, Jack Nicholson, George Plimpton, Maureen Stapleton, Jerzy Koniski, and Edward Herrmann co-star? 10. Who plays Willy on Alf? Bonus : Who TOP TEN starred as Bill in the t.v. sitcom Buffalo Bill? CKMSdEA Coleman Dabney : Bonus Want You What Get Always Can't You 5. Wright Max 10. Allman Duane and Clapton Eric 4. People) of (Pictures Stereo 94.5 cable 105.7 Reds 9. Birds Excellent 3. Culp; Robert and Cosby Bill 8. Shaw Robert 2. McDonald Joe Country 7. Lucky 1. van Beethoven CKMS TOP TEN ALBUMS—Week ending Jan.15. 9. Camper van Chadboume Camper M.A.S.H. 6. Answers: & E.C. I ru r» l 1 Nnhndv likes the Dik van Dykes 10.Drill Your Own Hole Gaye Bikers on Acid Sinead O'connor 2. The Lion And The Cobra 3. Burned Hype TOP NEW ADDS: StudenTsii 4. The Singles Pretenders Tom Cochrane —Hangon To Your Resistance (ML ) J 5. 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Sat. open 9am 6pm. \ Centre"i I j'iv "Your Sports Medicare it visa & master cara exceptea 16 18 the CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 21,19^ Fracture " JANUARY 1988 the CORD — THURSDAY, 21, 19 SPORTS A successful Barn raising: The new "Bubble Barn" was initiated last and in the Saturday the (above breaking on Guelph goal) combined for three goals and two assists in the 6-1 announcer went home with the name "Marsden" on his mind. Brothers Dan and Doug Central Division matchup. „ . Cord photos by Rob Scott Barn Hawks back on playoff track By Derek Merilees for a 1-0 leadand looked WLU never on a nice effort barrage second and fired-up Toronto bent four squad on with only two minutes to go. back. then the Laurier "brother combin- former Blues coach and honouring Although the "sister-kisser" was The Hawks opened their drive for didn't us "Guelph challenge at all" ation" into the as got act, Doug NHL Hall-of-Famer Ace with in the that the with Bailey disappointing sense the playoffs one thing in mind: said a pleased Gowing. "We com- Marsden set brother Dan up for a a win on this tribute Ice night. Hawks were never behind "The team that consistency. plays dominated and forced them." pletely score and a 5-1 lead. The of last goal the throughout game, Gowing was most is to make LAURIER TORONTO 4 consistently going Laurier left the first the and the 4, period leading period game was counted the final happy. "This was one of our better playoff spot," said Laurier the Gryphons 3-0, on goals by Greg with assists by McCulloch, to Dean The Hawks were well-prepared, in awhile," he said. "It's a coach Wayne Laurier games Gowing. cer- Puhalski assisted Scott by and Fuhalski. The Hawks cruised coming out like gangbusters and point. We'll take it." tainly played consistently over the McCulloch and Bob and Eric Dean, through a scoreless third period and taking an early lead for the second LAURIER WINDSOR 3 past week, garnering five of six Calder with from 4, help Puhalski and were of full marks for the 6-1 worthy game in a row. Steve Cote flicked points by defeating Windsor In the 4-3 win 4-3, McCulloch. victory. over Windsor, the the puck past U of T goalie Paul playing the University of Toronto to the second Hawks jumped out to an 2-0 Guelph opened stanza Earlier, WLU travelled to Toronto Hunter early toopen the scoring the went a 4-4 draw, and lead on a pair Puhalski. WLU upending Guelph by with considerable enthusiasm after to by face the Varsity Blues. This was a 2-0 when up Brad Sparkes potted a of 6-1. then rode the back score their first of goalkeeper lethargic period play, crucial as the Blues sit in his of contest, first two from a goal mouth Luscombe to out the breaking Laurier goaltender Chris the fourth and squeak victory. final playoff one scramble. Puhalski LAURIER 6, GUELPH 1 spot, and Bill Loshawe Luscombe's play of late has estab- Luscombe armour at the two minute rank ahead of Laurier. The Hawks assisted on the power-play goal. Laurier lished him reversed the trendof mark as Laurier's number one being as Tom Hugg beat Luscombe entered the with game the odds Laurier ended the first period by scored in the upon early game from in close to shave the to 3-1. WLU keeper. gap against them, as was without off successfully killing a two-man Hawks against Guelph. Only 28 seconds continued The never trailed against WLU to play sound the services of key veterans Greg advantage, keeping the WLU lead at the the into game, Doug Marsden coun- Lancers, enjoying leads of 3-1 hockey, however, storming back for Sliz, out with a back injury, and two goals. ted on a "wraparound" assisted by after one period and 4-2 after two. three in half , goals a one and a Shaun Reagan, down with a bad The first intermission gave the Dave Aitcheson and Peter Laurier's other goals were counted McSorley minute span. Marsden started the knee. The Hawks were a Blues to facing a chance regroup and by by Doug Marsden and Bob Dean, the end of the second, the home side who scored the winner. The victory had knotted the score at two. With- tightens the Central Division, with out effective penalty killing and only five points separating second excellent twine-minding by and fifth place (two between third Luscombe, the Hawks might have and the Hawks), and sets the stage entered the third period down by a for an intense WLU-Waterloo battle couple of goals. on Tuesday (last). Laurier threw a scare into the Blues Hawkey Notes: Left winger Kevin early in the final frame, when Smith first of the played his game Loshawe made no mistake on a season versus the Gryphons. Smith shorthandedbreakaway, tucking the became eligible for play January puck through Hunter's legs. U of T 16...Puhalski leads the Hawks in kept pressing, however, and made soorhgvwth 17goalsarri21assists..J\ihaiski, the score 3-3 only to have Sparkes Doug Marsden, Shaun Reagan and get the go-ahead goal from Dean Eric Calder all the are in OUAA top and Steve Handy with just under ten 20 in scoring... Forward Roger Carlawe minutes to play. was forced to leave the team due toac It looked like Laurier was going to ademic reasons...WLU entertains win the game until the Blues' Peter York at the Barn, Saturday 7:00 Madden tied the see-saw battle at p.m. WLU 2, UW 2 The had Hawkey Hawks another big game on and Tuesday got another tie, this time a 2-2 draw with the Waterloo Warriors at the Ice Fields. Four Hawks made the scoresheet. Greg Puhalski had a goal and Steve one assist, Handy picked up two assists, and Joel Curtis and Marsden notched Doug a goal and an assist respectively. of the four Three goals were power-play markers, and the special teams played well or* both sides of the face-off. The "first-star of the contest was WLU goalkeeper Chris Luscombe, who stymied the Warrior Dean-o or He Wayne-o: be the lowest-paid Dean on may campus, but last week's three-point outburst in the and late moments. showed the snipers early Especially key tutelage of Wayne Gowing is finally dividends paying for Bobby Dean. Here, he displays his was a breakaway nab on Waterloo forward Jamie uretzky-hke moves against Guelph while Greg Puhalski (right) watches in awe. McKee. -the CORD - THURSDAY, 20 JANUARY 21,1988 Curling "Hacks" draw opening bonspiel fourth. the and Western 6-5 while By Chris Starkey disappointing Despite from points north, south, east tandem ofAlex Wannan(Elliot Lake) conceding to Windsor so-so start, the "Lady Hacks" figure west to form Coach Jeff Hambley's and Ken McDermot (Georgetown) 10-1 after six ends and be the of 7-6 Laurier curlers hosted a draw at to in upper echelons squad. Elliot Lake's Kevin Fanjoy throwing in front of him. losing to the Guelph Gryphons the Kitchener-Waterloo Granite women's curling at season's end skips the 1988 curling Hawks, with Much like the women's results, on a measurement. Club last weekend and both the again this year. Dave Holle (New Glasgow, Nova Fanjoy's rink had two lopsided The Broom Hawks next see action men's and women's ended Scores the weekend close - Mike Countache and nailbiters. Laurier teams up on were Scotia vice), games two with in Toronto on the 30th of January. "draws" of their own, finishing in the loss column and decisive on (Sarnia - second) and the lead overcame Waterloo 6-2 and edged with identical 2-2 records. the winning ends. Both Guelph and WLU's women's rink, skipped by Waterloo surrenderedearly, getting Sue Shepley, was the last Lady stoned 11-0 and 12-1 respectively. Justine does Hawk team to bring home an The women from Western needed sport justice OWIAA championship, accom- an extra end to steal a win from the the feat in 1985-86 Hawks and took an plishing the Lady Windsor three Sports Comment By Snow Starkey My point is this: there were two or levels of season. In addition to Shepley, this early lead and won 7-4. play. The good players got to go to exotic places like year's contingent consists of Kim The men's side underwent a Justine Lucan and had an annual brawl with Petrolia Blainey is one game hockey player. playoff Wright and Diana overhaul last season, but (vice) Ptolemy personnel while I toiled in ice-covered barn floors in Clinton and with rookie Chris still a finish at (second) Beatty managed fourth-place first The distinction in calibre of It was many moons ago that Justine Blainey Elma-Logan. was play, and Kate McDowell sharing duties the OUAA's. Skip Dave Countache tried lace skates East York. then sex. to up her for Since not at lead. is gone, but the Golden Hawks her life has been with and Those in minor a three-ring circus, hype arguing against girls hockey say Last foursome should for the season, Shepley's once again qualify that the their hysteria following her to school, the courtroom and game is too rough for fragile bones or entered the finals with a perfect 8-0 final bonspiel. the arena. some other pin-headed excuse that makes the girls' round-robin only finish record to a The foursome has come together She this inclusion the It's as if the was finally allowed to play her first game "dangerous to sport". girl, the decided that the in past weekend, as courts or this case young lady, doesn't realize the CAHA/OMHA's refusal to grant playing rights to inherent roughhousing that takes place during the Her said of women was discriminatory. coach she was a course a hockey game. bit rusty, having not played in her girl's league for Justine has proved her point to the entire world. several weeks, but played a solid game from her Canadian minor hockey It's just too bad that defence The her position. opposing coach had no qualms development as a hockey player has suffered because about her presence, saying she could easily cut the her time was being spent on hardwood mustard in the division. courtroom floors instead of at the rink. In last East York lost 3-1 but no-one was really keeping my year at high school, the school tomboy score. The 30-odd reporters and shutterbugs were decided she would raise hell and try out for the interested in After the didn't Jennifer only one thing—Justine. game soccer team (women's soccer exist). asked like: nervous? Did and they stuff "Were you you (not her real name) was very good made the notice that the How did boys treated you differently? team as a starter. Everyone anxiously awaited her feel when checked second debut but the before the first she She it you got in the period?" day game, quit. Give me a break. didn't want the hassle of possible conference 1 the was once an average 15-year old hockey player (a inquiries etc., or so rumour went. Perhaps no one would have said and have defenceman even) but I never talked to a reporter, or anything she could played had in the The National. without incident —no one knows. She had her my picture paper or got on proved ~ien again, I've never been to court. point to herself and that was the only person that I house when I Justine's mattered. played league, or was age, minor Bantam "B". "B" stands for "Boneheadwho couldn't The sports world could use some more make the team". That's what the "A" Justines and Jennifers. If there there be travelling team were, might the ranks. said anyway. some women in professional Cord photo by Andrea Cole Powderpuffer: had enough rough tough stuff Concerned EDITOR'S NOTES: WLUSU for the By a Powder-Puffer fun has become a hostile competition between rep the the tournament Vrbanovic that the I can't think of a better place than the not only players, but coaches. It is an Berry reports event for and should be problem of rough play has been cleared student's newspaper to voice my opinion on fun, co-ordinated up with the Brian ensure event's co ordinator, Breckles, the improper operation of a student event. The properly to fun and a smooth-running that under For and the referees...Did you know event is powder-puff football. I definitely see operation. example, Sunday's games were WLUSU's new so-called "discrimination in its administration this cancelled but no the who policy" problems year, one (including people (which makes all student union activities "equal problems that 1 have not noticed in the past. stood out in the rain waiting) was informed. It rather biased and there is that WLUSU First of all, the co ordinator should insist that also seems unfair that opportunity"), nothing can do to men from in the the rules and regulations are carried out by the non-Laurier students are playing in a WLUSU- stop playing league? this event on a team that friends with They managed to dodge this bullet referees. The rules are there to protect the sponsored is the the from the co ordinator. year...Maybe roughness of participants injury, and it seems some refs powderpuffers has kept out wanting don't even know the rules. That seems to be a All I'm asking is that if things can't be done any guys to test out the new 1 know problem to me. right, they should be changed for the benefit of guidelines. they couldn't me enough to play. A game that started off as a way of having everyone involved. pay ii Look best for all jqtk-to-Whatever) your / ■.... those formal occasions Take advantage of Student Students Prices Parkdale Pharmacy Tuxedos 468 Albert St. N $59.00 and up We own carry our aood health needs" tuxedos • • Fri. 9am 9pm. COLLINS Open Mon. 1 HOUSE OF Sat 9am - 7pm. 1 Sun. 11am-6pm. FOftVIALS 659 King St.W. MINGLES 1 II 884-3860 \ Kitchener 607 King St.W. _J 579-5420 | 743-8233 Kitchener Open Mon.- Sat. | Wed.- Fri. until 9:00 Cord photo by Fctcr Parker Lady Bucketeers split two 54-53 nailbiters Rob Mann By scoring eight straight, culminating into Guelph to take on the last-place shot The with a three-point desperation Gryphons on Saturday night. In last Hawks their com- beating year's first-place with two seconds remaining on the Lady regained Mac on January Marauders at 9th, clock. posure against the Guelph the Lady Hawk basketball team Although Coach Gary Jeffries had Gryphons, squeaking thorugh by a track after seemed to be back on the option of shooting foul shots 54-53 count. derailed in the season with seconds he In the first Laurier combined being opener seven to go, opted half, Nov the with (way back on 25th) by for sideline possession. Last week good passing offensive pressure Waterloo Athenas. This week the Hawks that the into versus Mac, the Lady were forced Gryphons fouling too her Athenas proved once again able to hold on to the ball for all but situations. Coleen Ryan played much dumping the Lady Hawks in a fifteen seconds of the final two finest half of the regular season with classic overtime match 54-53. minutes and six rebounds. Kim of play and taking posses- nine points and off the Laurier's poor passing pitiful sion against Waterloo seemed a safe Fritzley had a strong game left the Athenas with a 22- bench drives the shooting bet. Weber made a bad pass, making great to 18 lead the half. Waterloo had several steals. at however, enabling Waterlooto steal basket and picking up 13 the taken the lead minutes into it and sink the "hail Mary." At half-time, the Lady Hawks were capitalizing on Laurier's slug- game Jeffries was "awfully proud" at the led 30-21. Catherine Foulon and the able them- Five minutes intothe second half, gish play. way team was to "dig Kris Peel were slow getting started, selves out of the hole," and was the Lady Hawks had widened the while Ann Weber and Coleen Ryan take much of the a 40-30 lead. WLU willing to respons- gap to 10, taking the Sue with their struggled throughout game. ibility for the loss on his own started slowing down Little also had difficulty in the shoulders, mainly referring to the cushiony margin and the Gryphons half but the lead. opening came on to con- option play in overtime. The Lady started to chip away at tribute 10 points. Hawks should, however, not have With one minute left, the Gryphons In the second half Waterloo would lead the 53-53 foul shots. been struggling to hold their in tied game on extend their lead to margins of the final seconds of overtime against Ann Weber found herself with the and 11 the the for the seven, nine, as Lady Waterloo. Laurier should be able to ball in dying seconds on and and this Hawks were taking water defeat the Athenas soundly—if they second straight game, time fast. 11 second half sinking Peel's play well as a team. she put in the go-ahead point on a WLU in the until Hawks points kept game The Lady Hawks turned the ball foulshot. The Lady held on Usually a little dabll do ya': but in the WLU-Waterloo grudge match the Foulon eventually bailed out 32 shot 32% from to win it 54-53. over times, a lowly the last Wednesday, not even a lot of Sue Little (above) could help Lady Hawks two at the bad Lady by netting the field and were a sub-par 60% With Sue Little playing on defeated54-53 shot Hawks as they were on a last-second desperation by seconds line with three remaining, from the charity stripe, hardly a ankles and Weber being banged up the Waterloo Athenas in overtime. Little scored 12 points and hauled the into overtime. trainer Eric sending game ' performance worthy of even the in the Waterloo battle, down one dozen rebounds in a losing cause. be The Athenas appeared to overtime berth. Peel netted 19 points Yeo is kept busy icing during the beaten as the Hawks scored while Little had 12 is forced to will Lady and added a game and Jeffries rely The Lady Hawks tip off against highly important games likely unanswered in the first his Rookie forward undefeated this this seven points dozen rebounds. heavily on bench. two teams week, decide the Lady Hawks' fate but that the 53 2:30 to lead was LAURIER 54, GUELPH Robin Potter used liberally in Brock on and Jeffries how his 53-46, was facing (3-0) Wednesday season, show the Laurier offensive. the bruised and the 4-0 the end of With Lady Hawks' ego the Guelph game and performed (yesterday) Windsor roundballers fare against Waterloo went on to win 54-53, and their record 1-2, the team limped reliably and confidently. Lancerettes on Saturday. These two league's finest. in Segato surprises with 19 2nd cage win their past efforts. They were also line. Hawks began shine for minutes, he caused Darling to not to brightly Brad able to more shots from the field By Lyon Other Hawk inclu- get high scorers tne tirst time in a long time. Their (64), another early season Laurier ded Mike Alessio with 17 67-point output was their second block. A regular starter last season, stumbling points, as he continued to fulfill his highest of the season in a winning ecstatic the Lorenzo Segato has been an Coulthard was over role as a team leader, Tony cause. They opened the offensive unobtrusive "sixth- Hawks' newfound consistency. "We effective yet Marcotuillio with 11 and Brian attack points early, and by the midway down the man" in 1987-88. Pencilled in as a didn't break once over Demaree, who chipped in eight the half had Even when the starter for the first time this point of opened up an entire game. season, points. he led the Laurier Golden 11-point bulge. The Gryphons re- Gryphons took a one-point lead on Laurier played consistently for its fused lie down and felt win. Hawks mens' basketball squad to to play dead, us, we we were going to the entire 40 minutes, both consecutive win of the though, and fought back to narrow Th;s is a sign of maturity, and defin- second offensively and defensively. On the to a mere 33-30 WLU lead at the a resounding 67-61 victory gap itely a step in right direction." season, defence, the Hawks maintainedtheir the University of Guelph the intermission. The Hawks will attempt toextend over impressive execution, limit- Laurier was able to as con- their modest streak this Gryphons on Saturday. play winning ing the Gryphons to only 42% shot second sistently in the stanza as weekend, as they host the always efficiency from the field. Marcotuillio Segato, a third-year Sudbury they did in the first, again outscoring tough Windsor Lancers at 8:00 pm was particularly made the of his play well." In doing the 34-31. One The product most so, Gryphons by three, in the A.C. on Saturday. game effective in neutralizing the all Marcotuillio limited the opportunity by leading Hawk Guelph of the most positive features of the will be extremely important as both Gryphons' star guard Ray with 19 He shot to only 18 well the Hawks avoidance of them scorers points. an sparkplug points, game was squads sport 2-1 records, tying Darling. Laurier Coach Chris the down from his last season. impressive eight for 13 from average the five or six minute scoring with Western for second in the Coulthard said "Marcotuillio sim- offence where the floor, and 75% from the free throw But it was on droughts that have characterized OUAA West scramble. ply played superb defence. For 40 FRANCESCOjHp rSAN 33 University Ave E Waterloo. 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They round-robin next Lady Hawk match is action to Toronto, Waterloo Roos a pivotal match- Raquel Seunath had 20 kills playing to the lead 14-10 until and up against the Guelph Serge Grenier narrow to a all while Patti Smith and Scarborough Old Ladies by Gryphons By five games identical Thursday night at 8:00 in the Seunath hit returned the 2-0 scores. In further Royal power Edith Edinger contributed 19and 18 action City. When you play with matches, you serve to the Hawks. The contest they then lost to Western 3-1 and resDectively run the risk of getting burned — closed at 15-10 with a Windsor net unless the fire in time. attack. you put out A late fifth game four point out- Both sides remained tentative in Vets Bald, Kaciulus lead men burst lifted the Laurier Lady Hawks game two. The Lancerettes surren- women's volleyball team to a critical dered an early 8-5 lead to Laurier and the McMaster forth by rookies Greg Tennyson 3-2 win over the second-place By Jacqueline Slaney Gryphons when a Smith ace tied the score at for the third and and Zdravko Naumovski and Windsor Lancerettes last Thursday Marauders fourth by 8-8. The Hawks then scored seven the men's volleyball vets John Bald and Jonas Kaciulus. at the Athletic Complex. The Hawks, Although play-off spots. times for over the evening. last Kaciulus is after 15- Hawks came out on top in Good performances were put a valuable mid-season winning the first two games For a while it looked like the third win over the addition to the 10 and 15-8, allowed Windsor to tie Friday's Windsor, op- Hawks, contributing game would follow the same scen- team to be more and forceful them with 15-8 and 15-12 victories position proved strength hitting power ario as the Lancerettes took an 8-5 competitive than the players were on the weak side. before taking the fifth by a 15-12 to have the Hawks edge only nudge Hawks their mark. expecting. The pushed The volleyball Hawks recently- the score to 8-7. It was 9-8 Windsor record to 4-3 in the tight OUAA participated in the MohawkCollege The score of the fifth was game when the Lancerettes' power game tournament West with the four game decision and finished in second 12-11 Windsor when captain Patti clicked for a four-point explosion. and the Lancers dropped to 2-6. among the pool of McMaster Smith regained service possession at 15-8 Windsor The game ended Sheridan On the end of a 15-10 score in and for Laurier with top Marauders, College a power spike. Later when an errant Sue Brown set was the first round, Windsor proved to Fanshawe Falcons. WLU finished two Allison McGee middle hits converted into a Windsor power be stiffer than the the competition up one point behind Marauders brought the Hawks a 14-12 lead with attack. Hawks had anticipated. The Border in the running for the championship. Raquel Seunath serving. The rookie The of ghost past lapses reared its City side boasts considerable size Unlike regular season play, squads middehitterthencorfoinded theopposing head at the start of the fourth ugly and credible talent, but is still a were divided into two, in order that backcourt with her serve to win when Windsor took a 5-0 where Laurier all take game edge young team—an area players could part in pre- match point for her teammates. on their second The possession. had an important edge. Starting liminary round play. Smith said that win the Hawks to a 3-4 The brings Hawks missed many opportunities hitter Bobby Smith felt that a lack of no one team played outstandingly with another critical record game but still on to the mark mental left Laurier the fought bring preparation un- well among teams. "It's always this week, this time in Guelph against to 11-10 Windsor. The was for theboostedconfidence difficult the gulf prepared to play at same level you the According to weak Gryphons. to 14-12 Windsor when of the Lancers the worked enlarged in early going. had up to prior to the holiday side hitter Lankowski, the Hawks Seunath missed a serve reception After the initial butterflies had season," he commented. seem and to meet this poised ready to end it at 15-12 opportunity been settled, the hometeam Hawks Volleyball Shorts: Of the five re- "We have a challenge. new spirit Windsor and 2-2 tie which led a to breezedto two 15-5 wins. The fourth maining regular season games, the and intensity on this team," which the dramatics. As Brown the closest and fifth-game game was most Hawks will meet McMaster and to should fuel their according her, when said, "sometimes, you try too entertaining of the evening, as a Brock at home and Guelph, revived playoff hopes. doesn't work We relaxed hard,it out. Windsor comeback midway through Waterlooand Western in opposition and better later." The first of the played the made the 15-13 WLU win a in the game evening saw game territory...A change present battle. both teams play a slow, tentative The 43 stuff blocks on Thursday tough schedule has been made, the Head Coach "It was a match for Western switched style desperately trying to avoid impressed Cookie really good game from mistakes. The until "We made them make mis- said Don Smith. 29 9...The game was tight Leach. us," Coach Every January to February three the Hawks them." is now as the Hawks Hawks over possessions takes and we capitalized on game important are to meet Guelph tonight seizeda 14-8 lead. Windsor struggled Leach was also pleased with her are battling with the Guelph JOHN BALD (Thursday) at 8:00 in the A.C. I BUY 1 (8 PIZZA slice) (4 items) ■ I AND GET THE SECOND I —> FREE!!! <— I pick up or delivery!!! I I offer expires Jan. 31 st/88 I I Luncheon Special 886-2111 I I 6 slice (2 items) I Waterloo ■ PIZZA 29 University Ave. E. B JANUARY 21,1988 THURSDAY, — the CORD 23 SCOREBOARD Sports at WLU: OUAA West Basketball OUAA West Volleyball The Team GP W L T F APts Team GP W L T F APts Ultimate Quiz Waterloo 4 3 1 0 293 265 6 Waterloo 7 7 0 0 21 1 14 By Dave Agnew, Serge Grenier, Western 3 2 1 0 303 273 4 Guelph 8 5 3 0 18 13 10 3 2 1 0169159 4 Western 6 LAURIER 4 2 0 12 7 8 Chris Starkey and Scoop Furlong Windsor 3 2 1 0291284 4 LAURIER 7 4 3 0 14 12 8 Brock 4 2 2 0335346 4 McMaster 7 3 4 0 11 14 6 Windsor McMaster 3 1 2 0190188 2 8 2 6 0 8 18 4 for 1. A former Laurier player holds the single season basketball record Guelph 4 0 4 0246312 0 Brock 7 0 7 0 2 21 0 points in a season with 382. Name him. 2. Who is the only Laurier hockey player to win the Jack Kennedy trophy Results: Results: as MVP of the OUAA championship series? LAURIER 3, Windsor 1 Windsor LAURIER 67, Guelph 61 McMaster 77, Guelph 63 Guelph 3, 0 3. Who is the all-time leading scorer in WLU football history? Brock 77, McMaster 73 Waterloo 80, Brock 67 Waterloo 3, McMaster 0 4. Who led the Lady Hawk basketball team in assists last season? Windsor 85, Waterloo 79 Windsor 117, Western 107 Guelph 3, Brock 1 5. Which Golden Hawk coach was once the President of the K-W Board of Basketball Upcoming Games: Upcoming Games: Officials? Who the last football Hawk the CFL? Windsor at LAURIER (Sat. Jan. 23, 8:00, A.C.) LAURIER at Guelph (Thurs. Jan. 21, 8:00) 6. was to graduate to Brock LAURIER Jan. at (Tues. 26, 8:00, A.C.) 7. Who was the last basketball Hawk to play in the CFL? OWIAA Basketball 8. Which Lady Hawk was the first to be named CIAU Athlete-of-the- OWIAA West Volleybal Week? to be named an all-Canadian? 9. What is the brother-sister combination in Laurier APts only present Team GP W L T F Team GP W L T F APts athletics? 10. the of 4 8 Which team is defending Powderpuff Football? Windsor 4 0 0 240214 champion McMaster 0174147 6 6 6 0 0 18 1 12 Brock 3 3 0 4 Windsor 8 5 3 0 20 13 10 SNOW'S STUMPER: Waterloo 3 2 1 0157157 Waterloo 4 6 4 2 0 13 11 8 Which two Laurier student/athletes are first and last in the Golden LAURIER 4 2 2 0207 206 Guelph 7 3 4 0 12 14 6 at Little Black Hint: Western 4 1 3 0221224 2 Hawk phone book (without looking your Book)? LAURIER 7 3 4 0 13 16 6 McMaster 4 1 3 0202 215 2 They play on the same team. Western 6 2 4 0 8 15 4 0181219 0 Guelph 4 0 4 Brock 6 0 6 0 4 18 0 Zuliaini. Dan and Abraham Results: McMaster 43 50, Guelph Results: Roy bookends with combination A-Z the produce Hawks soccer LAURIER 54, Guelph 53 Windsor 63, Western 52 The Windsor 3, Guelph 0 Brock 59, McMaster 47 Waterloo 54, LAURIER 53 STUMPER: SNOW'S LAURIER 3, Windsor 2 Renegades the 10. Upcoming Games: (basketball) Gary Upcoming Games: Lankowski. and (volleyball) Sue 9. Windsor at LAURIER (Sat. Jan. 23, 6:00, A.C.) LAURIER at Guelph (Thurs. Jan. 21, 8:00) 1987) (November LAURIER at Western (Wed. Jan. 27, 6:00) soccer Fowlie, Blair and 1987) (January volleyball McGee, Allison 8. OUAA Central Hockey line. Bomber Blue Winnipeg the from sabbatical a took season, 1985-86 the in forward played who Nemeth, Richard 7. passes Lions. BC the for catching now '86, Results: of class Nastasiuk, Paul 6. Team GF W L T F APts Guelph 7 Waterloo 5 LAURIER 6, Guelph 1 Newbrough Rich 5. York 6 Guelph 2 Windsor 6, Toronto 3 31. with Prescott, Andrea 4. York 15 13 0 2 86 35 28 LAURIER 4 Toronto 4 Western 7, Waterloo 3 1975-79. from points kicking 218 Western 15 9 3 3 85 53 21 accumulating Guyles, Jerry 3. Toronto 5, Western 4 LAURIER 4, Windsor 3 Waterloo 15 8 5 2 87 57 18 1982-83. in Bienkowski Steve Goalie 2. 18 Games: Toronto 16 8 6 2 83 77 Upcoming 1977-78. in Killion, Loren 1. the LAURIER 16 7 7 2 95 67 16 York at LAURIER (Sat. Jan. 23, 8:00, Barn) 17 4 12 1 65103 9 Toronto at LAURIER (Wed. Jan. 27, 7:30, the Barn) Guelph ANSWERS: 1 1 A I Sif j / is&v* «* I VL^ I All-You-Can-Eat I \ I I ■ THIS .4$ ■ I LOOK FOR . fi. ?o Vc I 3pV|P I I BE ASSURED ITS . ■ H I H OY,» I Dates of from Jan 25-Jan 30/86 jTv^^' 1 '»■:• PI Special 24 the CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 21.1988 classifieds Kathy or Kevin at Tired of bran muffins? Qualified Typist. Double- ALPINE Car am/fm cassette PERSONAL e^8 ' 6333 carrot muffins? even spaced essays $1.20/pg. stereo (model 7284). Brand muffins? LOST & FOUND chocolate-chip Will correct never full any spelling new, played, par west Goretex Pants Try Studmuffins! Loaded with errors, papers supplied. warranty. (rain/wind/snow). Brand Call Pamela at 884-6913. features. 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