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Smoking may have caused fire in Sandburg Hall l?y Chad Sirovina The fire started on the third the main desk at Sandburg, the to be replaced," Sroka said. said. floor in room 360B according maintenance staff was the first "That stuff is gone." "We want to concentrate on At 8:47 a.m. on Friday, to Lt. Sroka of the UWM Po­ to respond to the fire because Sroka said that the fire prob­ the residents and their well April 30, a fire alarm went off lice Department. there is no security staff on ably started under the desk of being," Peak said. "That's our in Sandburg Hall's South tower Sroka said that the flames duty during the day. one of the occupants. main concern." on the University of Wiscon­ were extinguished by building According to Sroka, there Bruce Omdoll, Director of According to Peak, at the sin-Milwaukee campus. All personnel before the fire de­ is smoke and charring damage Risk Management, confirmed time of the fire, there was one residents of the tower were partment arrived and no one to all of the furnishings in the that the fire started in a waste person in the suite and another evacuated and no one was in­ was injured. room. basket under the student's desk. suite resident in the floor jured. According to a worker at "All of the furnishings have "Circumstantial evidence lounge area, but there was no points to the careless use of one in the room that caught on smoking materials," Omdoll fire. Taking more than one kind of "break" said. The entire South tower was According to Omdoll, the evacuated as part of standard 'ii''''','i^^''"'"i^irvi'''','!!WSKJ8S student said that she had struck precautionary tactics said a match and thrown it into the Peak. waste basket. Omdoll said he had just con­ "It wasn't lit," said Sroka. ducted an evacuation drill on "But it was warm enough to set April 12, and Friday's evacu­ some papers on fire." ation went well. Scott Peak, Assistant Di­ "It went really smoothly," rector of Building Operations Omdoll said. "It was perfect. for Sandburg Halls, said that It couldn't have been executed the residence would have to be better." refurnished, repainted, and re- Omdoll did say that if it is carpeted. "We've got a mess," Sroka Please see BLAZE page 3 Extra funds found in the SFAC budget By Chad Sirovina

A carry-over of at least $50,000 is expected by the Segregated Fees Allocation Committee at the end of this fiscal year, according to Steve Crowley, SFAC chairperson. "We have a surplus," said Marc Perry, a member of the SFAC, at the Student Association Senate meeting on Friday, April 23. Crowley disagreed with Perry. "Surplus is definitely the wrong word," Crowley said. "To me it says we have a lot of money we are not handing out. That's not true." According to Crowley, the SFAC has only about $1,500 left in allocation money available for the rest of this year, which entails only three more meetings. "We're right on track," said .Crowley. Poua Thao takes a shot in a game ot pool on a leisurely Sunday afterrw Crowley said the $50,000 left over comes from the budgets of Recreation Center. Thao and his friend Ger Lor are both freshmen study various student organizations for which the SFAC allocates money. "The majority of student organizations do not spend all of their money," said Crowley. According to Crowley, if SFAC gave every student organization the budget they requested, the SFAC would have to hand out $500,000 annually. Is there diversity in the newsroom? "Everyone asks for erroneous amounts of money," Crowley said. By Gregory C. Schopp "The USA Today" has 20.8 percent minorities, "We cut the shit out them." the "Miami Herald" has 34.7, but the "Milwaukee Crowley said the SFAC does not have the proper funding to do everything it would like to do. Today minorities make up about 30 percent Journal" only has 9.6 percent. "We actually do not have enough to do what we want," Crowley of the market for newspapers, and by the year "What is the impact of this? It further fuels the said. "Seg fees definitely need to be increased." 2000 that number will grow to nearly 40 per­ feeling of disenfranchisement, and people don't feel it's Crowley said he had proposed a plan in the past to raise segregated cent, according to Gregg Hoffmann, lecturer at their media," Hoffmann said. "Newspapers are stereo­ fees by $2 per student and put the money toward campus programming. the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. typed inaccurate portrayals of society. It is not a large He said as part of this plan, all programming would be done by one Hoffmann, along with three professionals slice of reality. organization that would encompass all of the existing planning organi­ from the Milwaukee area, paneled a discussion "Media reflects the broader society that it is in. With zations. According to Crowley, the programming budget would be on diversity in the newsroom at Greene Hall a tight job market, minority hirings have taken a back approximately $160,000 per year. Tuesday, April 27. seat," Hoffmann said. "Media should be on the cutting "Seg fees is here to fund groups for the benefit of students," said Six weeks ago a survey was done by The edge, in leading to a global village." Crowley. "The apathy on campus is due to the lack of programming." American Society of Editors. They found that When hiring and retaining minorities, many newspa­ The SFAC has been steered toward being more flexible with the minorities make up an average of 10.3 percent pers face the same problems. money they give out. of news staffs in America. "Hiring a black woman doesn't mean she should sit "We were told to allocate to more student organizations and be less "This survey was done during a time of down and act like a white male. Papers think that when strict with our allocations," said Marc Perry. shrinking staffs, and only 987 out of 1750 they hire a minority their cultural civic duty is done," "I encouraged [the SFAC] to allocate money," said Kathleen actual dailies were surveyed, with that only 350 Joyce Evans, columnist for the "Milwaukee Journal" Moylan, Director of the office of student life. have a circulation over 50,000. This survey is said. unequal," Hoffmann said. Some papers do employ more minorities. Please see DIVERSITY page 3 Please see SFAC page 3 Page 2 TnSwMPDsr May 3, 1993 'WW«J &—*•••* riefs

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BLAZE from page 1 Damages are estimated to be in the area of $5,000, Omdoll said. The majority of the cost is found that the student was negligent, actions in labor, but other expensive items include $ 1,300 could be taken against her because it was a for new carpeting for the entire suite. criminal offense. Omdoll said the majority of the damage was However, Sroka said that no action would be confined to 360B due to the design of the build­ taken against the student. ing. "We're not going to seek any criminal "If we have one thing going for us in the high charges," Sroka said. "I think she's been trau­ rise, it's the construction," said Omdoll. matized enough." SFAC has "carry-over" funds

SFAC from page 1 over. Moylan has informed the SFAC they will have According to Moylan, the carry-over is prima­ $157,587 to allocate for 1993-94. rily the result of money left unspent by student According to Crowley, the SFAC has authorized organizations, but there are some other minor $119,440 in student organization budgets for that pe­ contributing factors. riod, leaving them with $38,147. Moylan said she told the SFAC that based on If one adds in the projected $50,000 carry-over, the EXTENDED past experience the amount left over would be at SFAC will have $88,147 to spend on "extras" like least $50,000. office supplies and requests during the year. This figure was derived from previous carry­ Crowley already has plans to buy a meter mailing • !• overs Moylan had authorized to the SFAC. For service to cut down on the mailing costs of the third 1991-92, the SFAC received a $52,800 carry­ floor. over; and in 1992-93, it received a $66,500 carry­ Stop thinking minorities are bad BUY "Why should minorities buy up readership, but they are DIVERSITY from page 1 a paper that does not have any­ still failing. With expanding ethnicity, thing that concerns them?" "News organizations are people should understand and Evans said. failing miserably because of BACK know as much as they can about During the racial riots of white males. We have not all cultures. the 1960s many newspapers gotten from here to there, white "Is it a crime to act black? became aware that they did not men still control the news I look into a mirror every day have enough people (minori­ rooms, Stanford said. and see black. Stop thinking ties) to send to cover the riots. 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By Don Leibold away with Dinosaur Jr.'s 1987 al­ bum YOU'RE LIVING ALL OVER "Three guys who think it's Bubble and scrape. Not only do ME. much more important if the these words form the title of Mas­ After Barlow was fired from music is heartfelt, rather sachusetts-based 's Dinosaur Jr. after the release of than if the music sounds like new release, they accu­ that band's BUG album in 88, rately describe the band's schizo­ Barlow and Gaffney began con­ shit or not." phrenic musical personality. centrating on Sebadoh full time. Sebadoh deftly shifts gears from , a friend of len with feedback chums behind trembling acoustics and melodious Gaffney's, was enlisted to round introspective lyrical explorations vocals to grating noise and de­ out the trio. of love and heartbreak to create monic screeching, sometimes After numerous singles, compi­ powerful and listenable tunes. within the confines of one song. lation contributions, EPs and three Barlow's father even thinks that "Cecilia Chime in Melee," off last LPs, Sebadoh's fourth full-length "" could be a hit, if it year's SMASH YOUR HEAD ON and first electric album, BUBBLE got into the right hands. THE PUNK ROCK, is a prime AND SCRAPE, was released ear­ "My dad said 'Wow, if some­ example of the latter, while the lier this month. body like Randy Travis or Garth original version of "Brand New Barlow felt the switch from Brooks got a hold of 'Soul and Love" on 1990's THE FREED acoustic to electric may upset Fire' and put a production job on it, WEED collection exhibits thegentle Sebadoh die-hards. it might be a hit.'" side of Sebadoh. There are even "I would just think the fact that The song does not betray any crickets chirping in the background. we went totally electric might be a country influence, but the lyrics The groundwork for Sebadoh little bit... some people might not have an emotionally naked feel that was laid in 1985 when , be into that. I don't really think it's many can relate to: "When you bass player for Dinosaur Jr., was going to alienate that many people, walk away, feel the freedom in working on subdued acoustic num­ it is pretty easy to listen to." your heart. There's a joy in letting bers with , who Barlow And that it is. BUBBLE docu­ go, free to find a love apart." had met a few years earlier at a ments an integration of the two Besides being home to seven Sebadoh hardcore show. Their first collec­ extremes Sebadoh has exhibited on solid Barlow compositions, record is pretty experimental. Like Sebadoh's early days, even though tion, WEEDFORESTIN' was given recent EPs. Swirling guitar swol- BUBBLEhas sixnewGaffney songs the way he used the studio and put Loewenstein was not even around which are more conservative musi­ the songs together. It's wild, it's then. cally than previous Gaffney cre­ just not as obviously aggressive." "He's kind of just starting out ations like "Cry Sis," off SMASH Loewenstein's songs show atre- He's a little younger than me and YOUR HEAD. mendous amount of artistic growth. Eric. When I was [21], I don't think Barlow doesn't quite agree. "Happily Divided" is a plaintive I put out anything at all." 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Based on current semester sales •Saturday, May 8,1993 - Waldenbooks - Northridge Shopping Ctr. 1 - 3 pm Drinking and riding can lead to a at the loss of license, a conviction, or even worse. When you drink, get •Thursday, May 20,1993 -Schwartz Bookshop - a ride with a friend. It's 209 E. Wisconsin Ave. - 5:30 pm (Iron Blk Bldg) the best call you can make. 1/U/M iW?k»o MOTORCYCLE SAFETY FOUNDATIO\mWN Page 6 Wading through the darkness on a quest By Matt Michaelis CUATRO, vocalist Eric AK, gui­ tarist Ed Carlson, drummer Kelly After some six years of wading Smith, guitarist Mike Gilbert and through the darkness in the quest new bassist Jason Ward took a for success, Flotsam And Jetsam leaner, meaner approach to re­ have finally reached the light at the cording. They brought in veteran end of the tunnel. Their recently producer Neil Kernon, who has released MCA disc, CUATRO, has worked with Queensryche and garnered rave reviews in respected Dokken and the result is a brutal magazines like Guitar World collection of tight, stripped down and the first video from the tunes. disc, "Wading Through The Dark­ "We had a lot of fun doing this ness," has been in heavy rotation record. We're usually good for a on MTV. couple of fights per album, but this Flotsam and Jetsam Based in Phoenix, Flotsam And was the best we have ever gotten Jetsam got together in 1986. After along. Thechemistry finally worked sure. many considered to be the nally found our true self. In a series of lineup changes, includ­ and it shows," AK said. Along with a new bassist and a heaviest in thrash. the past I feel we were looking ing the exit of founding member Standout tracks on CUATRO new producer, the band added an­ Armed with a new bassist for our true direction, but we and bassist Jason Newstead, now include the thundering "Saving This other element to their music which and a new sound, Flotsam And were on the wrong path," said with Metallica, the band found World," "The Message," which was lacking in the past, that being Jetsam seem to be out to prove drummer Kelly Smith. themselves receiving great critical features guestlyricist Chris Cornell melody. Without losing their something to their critics this Flotsam And Jetsam recently acclaim for their releases but were of Soundgarden and "Secret thrashy roots, guitarists Ed Carlson time. began their extensive North faced with the problem of small Square," on which AK commented, and Mike Gilbert actually play a "I think that this record American tour in Las Vegas. record sales. "Apply headphones. Ultimate acid couple of riffs that can be hummed. proves that we're a band to be They' 11 be in Milwaukee May 7 For their latest release, flashback just around the next mea­ Now that's a first for this band that reckoned with and we've fi­ at the Rave. Check it out.

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/ -&m$ **ga»* f?N Tea Top Reasons Marquette Smith picks UWM over South Florida University sophomore for­ ward* SI&ti&o& Smiti* Former Marquette player O'Neill's refusal to play Smith. transfers because he In our Jan. 25 issue, Rob "Seer" .. Peterson posted the ten top rea­ "likes the coach" wiutfeeg Cw |jrrotee#Wftl* D&Bott men's basketball coach Steve Key on road trips. Community College in Colby, Antrim had no realistic shot at Kan., has signed with UWM. trying to recruit Shannon Wilson averaged 11.9 points and 9, He can play in games Smith. 4.2 assists last year as his team which contain gen June ex­ But times have changed. went 23-10 and ended as the Kan­ citement. After a pair of disappoint­ sas Junior College Independent ing years at Marquette, Smith champions. ' #<>tjr^-^t|^hH^i4i3^.. has decided to transfer to Wilson, a teammate of UWM's UWM. The first-team All-State Tim Ricks at Colby two years selection that led Whitefish Bay ago, will probably take over the Dominican to the 1991 WIS A A point guard spot next season. paid vacation, Division I state title will be "Walter is our kind of point wearing Panther black and gold guard," Antrim said. "He's quick, 6, There's a great view beginning with the 1994-'95 a good passer and he knows the season. game. And just like Marc Smith's tremendous athletic -1:11111! Mitchell, he will develop into a ability won't go to waste under scorer for us." s Antrim as it did at Marquette. -Photo courtesy of Marquette University "He's a very skilled player, a /*JMfo^v eJoser to h*? "Shannon will join a list of home in Whitefish Bay. Shannon Smith, who spent two years riding the pine for the good ball-handler," recruiting fine local players like Von guru Jerry Muellen said of Wil­ McDade, Marc Mitchell and Marquette Warriors, hopes to see more playing time at UWM. % son. "He has decent size and can % 4 ^Jp&f&QT ft* * Craig Greene, who have cho­ shoot the jumper. He's definitely benefit in that type of pro­ sen our program and had suc­ reasons. a player. He's got some talent." gram. I saw what it did for cessful careers," Antrim said. "I liked the coach, the players UWM's 1993-'94 recruiting Mark Briggs, and look at Craig "When you get a player from and the style of play," he said. class now includes Wilson, Evans (of Milwaukee Marquette, you can be sure "Being able to stay close to fam­ Michael Hughes, Roy Woods and Lutheran). He was a center in he's an excellent student and ily and friends also played a part Nathan Schrameyer. Antrim will high school, and now he's a NBA than Marquette. very mature defensively. Our in my decision." try to ink one more big man to add perimeter man." system will allow Shannon to Back in early January, some to the class. Smith is UWM's first tap his considerable potential Smith chose UWM over 2, Our coach doesn't of the sports staff at the Post were recruit for the 1994-'95 season. as an offensive player." South Florida for a number of thoroughly frustrated by Kevin A 6-foot-6 leaper, Smith fits the Antrim mold of a Panther player. "He can really work with someone like me," Smith said WHAT'S of Antrim. "I think I can really Panthers take sixth THE BIG By Rob Peterson No. 4, UWM's Chad Lehman defeated YSU's Dan Salcedo, 6- Over the weekend, the Uni­ 1, 6^. IDEA versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Slonac recorded another vic­ men's tennis team traveled to tory at No. 3 when he clobbered Valparaiso, Ind., to participate in YSU's Vinnie Marino 6-0, 6-2. the Mid-Continent Conference UWM's John Mass defeated Men's Tennis Championships. George Laskos 6-4, 6-2 at No. 2. ABOUT Every conference school, ex­ Victory eluded only Dean cept for Cleveland State, took Delasanta at the No. 1 seed for the part in the tournament. Panthers against YSU. Northern Illinois made a mock­ In the 5th place matches against BONUS ery of the tournament, sweeping Valparaiso, the Panthers were 3- through Wright State in the first 3 round, five matches to none, after the six singles matches. through Western Illinois in the At No. 2, Maas recorded a second round, 5-0, and through victory over VU's Derek Luebbe, BUCKS ? the championship match over UW- 4-6, 6-3, 6-3. At No. 4, Lehman Green Bay 5-0. UWM finished beat VU's Dave Leckic, 6-1,6-1. sixth after losing to host Reilly was victorious at No. 6, Valparaiso, 5-3, in the 5th place defeating VU's Peter Barnett, 6- match. 7, 6-0, 6-1. 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May 3, 1993 iTaPirihrl- Page 9 Panther nine sweep Stritch By Rob Peterson lunging at pitches which ap­ for an inning, Khoury couldn't find proached the plate at batting prac­ the plate. And when he did the Cory Bigler knew what he had tice speed. Panthers pounded the poor pitcher to do. Things began to heat up, or around the park. UWM batted After walking in two Cardinal meltdown, in the second inning. around in the second, scoring five Stritch runs in the second inning of Bigler, who had raced through runs in the process. Saturday's second game, the Uni­ the Stritch order in the firstinning , That was all the support Bigler versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's had difficulty finding the plate in needed. Bigler began to mow down sophomore hurler needed to settle the second. UWM's senior pitcher Stritch hitters. In the third, Bigler M» down. And head coach Scott Kugi walked four Stritch batters, two of faced one batter over the mini­ visited the mound to let Bigler w*w*"*iifltop which forced in runs. Bigler, whose mum. In the fourth inning, Bigler know just that. brother Ken Bigler is head coach at struck out the side. "He told me to pitch like I know Cardinal Stritch, attributed his sec­ "He throws the ball pretty how," Bigler said. "I needed to go ond inning shakiness to butterflies. good," Kugi said. "At the end we after them." had him clocked at 85 mph." .*>-" * "At first it got to me a little bit," Bigler went after Stritch, as did Bigler said of pitching against his Bigler struck out five for the the rest of the UWM Panther base­ brother's team, "I think I tried to game. ball team, capturing a 10-3 victory do too much." In action earlier this week, the in the second game of double- Kugi believed Bigler tried to Panthers traveled to Valparaiso, header at Simmons Field. become too particular with his Ind. on Thursday to take on UWM also gained the win in the pitches. Valparaiso. UWM split two, win­ first game, 11-5, as the Panther's "Some borderline calls were ning the first game 2-1. The second only senior pitcher, Rob Weber, not going his way," Kugi said. "He game, marred by a brawl, was went 6 and 2/3 innings for the basically let the umpire get into his called after five innings with victory. The doubleheader sweep head and that's the worst thing you Valparaiso winning 7-3. raises UWM's record to 9-13 on can do. He was guiding the ball as Sophomore Lance Tardiff the season. young kids are going to do." picked up the victory in the first In the second game, UWM had Stritch led 3-0 after an inning game. Tardiff is now 2-1. In the difficult time with patience and -Post photo by Rob Peterson and a half. second game, junior Bob Callahan Cardinal Stritch's knuckleball University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Tim Mommaerts awaits If Bigler was guiding the ball in was stuck with the loss. Callahan is pitcher, Wis Khoury. the second inning, then Stritch's 1-2 on the season. a pitch from Cardinal Stritch pitcher Dean Berendt in the first In the bottom of the firstinning , Khoury needed a seeing-eye dog. game of doubleheader sweep for the Panthers. the Panthers went down in order, After confusing the Panthers Tennis TENNIS from page 8 Delasanta defeated J.J. Bogusewski of UW-Whitewater, 64, 6-1. Panther Jim Slonac was victo­ rious at No. 3 singles defeating Carthage College's Bray Lindsley, 6-2, 7-5. Chad Lehman, the Pan­ thers' No. 4 single vanquished Luther College's Scott Leake, 6- 1, 6-4. At No. 6 singles Dennis Reilly clobbered Lawrence University's Allen Sprain, 6-0, 6-2. Reilly and Aaron Rusch were victorious in No. 3 doubles com­ petition. The Panther's "R & R" team offered no rest or relaxation for its opponents as they defeated Phil Langen and Matt Anderson of Luther College, 7-5,7-6 (7-3).

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Page 10 TMIIIMPOST^ May 3, 1993 ditorials Smart should breed A popular sentiment of the last 20 years is one regarding bringing children into this world and whether or not it should be done. The world is shrinking, thanks to communication and technological advances. Two hundred years ago, a disaster on the other side of the world, or even in a distant part of one's own country, did not affect people in the way it would now. Nanosecond satellite feeds bring the visceral realities of Los Angeles and Waco screaming into our living rooms. Same-day, even same-second visual evidence inspires us to reach out and help, whereas before the Age of Information, people merely heard much later, second and third-hand information of some event that happened only 20 miles away. Even if we are inspired to help, or even empathize, we must realize we cannot attend to all of these events. Our technologically advanced world overloads us with information, good and bad, that we cannot even begin to comprehend or assimilate. A safe argument would be that we feel like everything is bad only because the media covers tragic and violent events. Ten percent of our country may be in turmoil but the evening news, many people's only window to the outside world, is 99 percent turmoil. Thus, the average viewer is given a very skewed view of what is going on. And that human interest story at the end of the broadcast seems to be a token piece of good news, to let you know that it's not that bad out there. Showing a piece on the enterprising Johnny Smith walking his elderly neighbors' dogs hardly balances the scales. Some argue that the news covers what it does to attract viewers. No one wants to see a half-hour of warm fuzzies, they want blood and mayhem and scandal. For proof of this, simply note the proliferation of tabloid news programs and "reality-based" shows infecting the airwaves. There are two possible questions to be asked based on all this. 1 - Do we want to bring human beings into a violent world? 2 - Do we want to bring human beings into a world where people are entertained and mesmerized by violence? One bumper sticker's response is, "Stupid people shouldn't breed." That's the right idea, because fairly intelligent people seem to be the ones debating bringing more people into this world. The correct, most erspectwe thoughtful solution though, is that people who are doubting procreation in this hectic age are exactly the people who should be reproducing. They care enough that they will make the right decisions. Smart people SHOULD breed. Another solution to overpopulation By Nick Theisen much greater water pollution and 1605 cases of typhoid fever resulting in 171 deaths in 1910. As I glanced at the headline of the UWM litis is fascinated with the concept of popula­ etter Post article reporting the speech by Hugh tion control and agonizes over who will decide litis on the supposed overpopulation prob­ who will breed. Relax, Mr. litis! Population is lem, I thought I had gotten a hold of an self-regulating. Families decide how large they edition just released from a 25-year-old time will be based on rational economic decisions Halloran responds capsule. The neoMalthusian grandaddy of (Astute population-watchers think Kenya - a very To the Editor of the UWM Post: population alarmism, Paul Ehrlich, has by densely populated country which survived the Questions have been raised recently by the UWM Latin Student Union now been discredited so many times I've lost drought of the 1980s due to its maintenance free about funds budgeted for Hispanic Studies in the College of Letters and count; I didn't think he had any disciples left. market agriculture - may be the first African Science. Those questions arise from a decision many years ago to budget 25 percent of two faculty positions in the Spanish Speaking Outreach Iltis's speech, as reported by the Post, nation to reach zero population growth). Not even Institute. This budget split signaled that individuals occupying the posi­ contained so much misconception and non­ the Pope can persuade Catholics in poor nations to tions would, through their teaching, research and related activities, sense that I hardly know where to begin. He refrain from practicing contraception. And, Mr. contribute to the University's commitment to Hispanic students and to doesn't seem to like the industrialized world litis, you really should rethink your position on increasing understanding of Hispanic culture at UWM. much; yet industrialization leads inevitably abortion. There is no utility to it whatsover. But, In the fall of 1988, the SSOI Advisory Committee ~ which included more importantly, the practice is barbaric: you faculty, students, and representative of Milwaukee's Hispanic community to zero population growth, a phenomenon ~ recommended that the student academic advising function of the Spanish known as the demographic transition. Other just don't kill unwanted children even if you could Speaking Outreach Institute be separated from its student recruitment and tendencies of industrialization and techno­ predict that they'd be unwanted and it really is the community outreach functions. This recommendation was accepted. The logical progress are a higher standard of ultimate in child abuse. And what if you're killing student advising function was retained in the College of Letters and living, more efficient use of natural resources, the next Aldo Leopold or Anne La Battelle? Science, where it has operated effectively, as Hispanic Student Academic and more leisure time. If mothers need to Services, in providing advice to Hispanic students who qualify for regular Finally, the public is much more aware of admission to the University. The recruitment and outreach functions of the work more now it is only because today the environmental issues now than it was 20 years SSOI were transferred to the Student Affairs area of the University where greater potential earning power of Ameri­ ago. Virtually every schoolchild now has at least they retain the name Spanish Speaking Outreach Institute. cans has been destroyed by the taxation, an intuitive understanding of an ecosystem. How­ When SSOI left the College, we created an Hispanic Studies budget inflation, and horrendous waste of a govern­ ever, even though environmental concepts such as code and provided funds to increase from two to four the number of faculty ment run amok. maximum sustainable yield and groundwater hy­ positions budgeted at 25 percent in that category. Our intent was to have more faculty who would teach courses and conduct research related to Poverty breeds pollution and large fami­ drology, for example, may be understood by the Hispanic life and culture. We also hoped that these four faculty members lies; yet, incredibly, Mr. litis seems to criti­ "conservationists" we have empowered to manage and others would develop a certificate program, the equivalent of a minor, cize the very infusion of industry and capitol our common property resources, the economic in Hispanic Studies. into developing countries that can help them problems inherent in such property status have not In the fall of 1989,1 asked several faculty members to plan an Hispanic make the demographic transition. There is been addressed. Thus, we witness the depletion of Studies Certificate Program. They said they would prefer to wait until more faculty members could be hired who would be interested in such a not a direct correlation between population our fisheries and the contamination of our ground­ program and willing to devote time to it. growth and environmental destruction unless water, among other things (See "The Pacific The College has been attempting to recruit a senior faculty member the free market is stymied. The Amazonians Salmon Fisheries: A Study in Irrational Conserva­ who is knowledgeable about Hispanic Studies programs and is interested are cutting and burning their rain forest due tion," by James A. Crutchfield and Giulio in developing and administering such a program at UWM. It appears that to poverty as well as subsidization of their Pontecorvo, for example). It's a knowledge of those efforts have been successful and that an individual with those qualifications and interests will join the faculty in September. Steps have government and ours. Milwaukeeans, with basic economics that we lack and Mr. litis is as been taken to begin planning the program. less than half the present population, had good an example of that as any. The delay in creating an Hispanic Studies program has resulted from the difficulty, in a highly-competitive market, of hiring a faculty member If you haven't written your letter to the editor or perspective yet, don't who qualifies for a tenured appointment and who is interested in worry, the UWM Post will have issues June 15, July 13 and August 17. developing and administering the program. Allegations that the College Administration lacks interest in an Hispanic Studies program and that Letters to the editor must be no longer than 200 words, perspectives 600. funds intended for Hispanic Studies have been misdirected or misused have no basis in fact. Send all submissions to: Editor, UWM Post, P.O. Box 413, Union Box 88, William F. Halloran, Dean Milw ft 53201. 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