Volume 37. Number 55 Page 2 HS May 6, 1993 Taking a look back at SA's successful year By Chad Sirovina A project that Stapleton has achievements," Stapleton said. "The top administration put been working on is child care "I think we've restored the "Her whole focus is the re­ a kabosh on [the proposal] be­ Since hindsight is 20/20, within the University of Wis­ credibility of student source center." cause things were not being some of that perfect vision consin System. government with the An item which was worked done by the rules and regula­ should be used to look at the Stapleton said a draft of a administration." on but never came to fruition tions," said Stapleton. performance of the University child care proposal is due out -Lisa Meyer, SA president was the proposed bus pass plan, "We wish the best of luck to of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Stu­ of a UW System committee in which would have given stu­ the new administration," said dent Association over the past Madison May 13. breaking in the new director dents an unlimited pass for the Meyer. year. "It very clearly defines the and improving communication Milwaukee County Transit **§*i "We've been busy," said real purpose and necessity of with students through the de­ System with an increase in stu­ Lisa Meyer, SA president. what we are now going to call velopment of a written policy. dent fees. The new University The achievements of the SA children's centers on UW cam­ Meyer said one of the big­ According to Meyer, the which Meyer pointed to in­ puses because they are more gest accomplishments of the program got tied up because clude the creation of the than just child-care facilities," past year was the reorganiza­ administrative staff people for­ women's center, the rewriting said Stapleton. tion of SARC and hiring of a warded information for some •A * jj of the constitution and by-laws, The Women's Center which professional business manager grant money that did not have Association the establishment of an ethics got under way this year was an for it to a five-year contract. any official approval. administration takes code, the passage of the grade idea that has been a statewide "[Hiring the manager] is "Basically they screwed* point average referendum and phenomenon across the UW probably one of our better up," said Meyer. office June i* the reorganization of the SA system according to Meyer. Resource Center (SARC). "It's been talked about for "We've picked up the pieces at least 10 years," Meyer said. University to get new id cards and moved a lot forward," said "This year it just became a Meyer. "I think we've restored reality." By Chad Sirovina will be getting a new copier card the credibility of student gov­ She said the reason for the "We wanted a system we system. ernment with the administra­ success of the center this year Students attending the Univer­ could grow into, not out The strip with the student infor­ mation on it would be used to tion." was the work of Roxanne sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee will of." SA has also signed a con­ receive new student identification eliminate both the meal card sys­ Patton. cards over the summer as UWM -Bob Meyer, tem used by residents of the tract with a new insurance com­ "She stayed focused, which switches over to a new identifica­ microcomputer specialist Sandburg residence halls and sys­ pany for next year, Meyer said. made a lot of difference," tion system according to Bob tem currently used to verify stu­ "We're going with one com­ Stapleton said. Meyer, a microcomputer special­ back, the photo on the front of the dent enrollment. pany instead of two," said According to Stapleton, the ist at UWM. card would be done in a different "We're getting away from the Meyer, "[The new company] According to Meyer, the new manner as well. validation sticker," said Meyer. committee on the Women's Lenichek said one of the prob­ is more reputable." ID cards will have two magnetic "One of the most basic things Center is currently in the pro­ strips on them. One will contain about [the card] is that we are no lems with the current card system Meyer said that the low- cess of hiring a director. student information and the other longer taking Polaroid photos," is the validation sticker. light of the past year was the The Norris Health Center will be a debit strip. said Lenichek. "Validation is going to be real," general disarray that the of­ has also occupied much of SA's "The old system was pretty According to Lenichek, the said Lenichek. fice was in when she and Cheryl archaic," said Meyer. "We wanted photo portion of the ED card will According to Lenichek, the stu­ time, said Stapleton. dent information strip would elimi­ Stapleton, SA vice president, a system we could grow into, not be taken by using a frozen video "This office has been very out of." image of the student which will nate the problem of having mul­ took over from the previous busy related to the health care "The card itself is going to be eliminate many of the retakes. tiple validation stickers the longer administration. center," she said. completely different," said Jon Meyer said the debit strip would that one attends UWM and would "We walked into a mess," According to Stapleton, the Lenichek from the office of enroll­ be able to be used in new vending eliminate the need for a special trip to the Cashier's Office for said Meyer. "Files were de­ biggest part of the activity with ment services. machines located around campus Lenichek said that aside from which would be designed to accept stroyed, and the office was in the health center involved the two magnetic strips on the the card, and in the library which Please see ID page 4 shambles."

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* By Anthony Caskey show," he continued. [children] a safe atmosphere and * And so Daniels tries to make treated the children with dignity in Andy MacDonald asked the his theater a place where children a setting where I felt comfort­ director during rehearsals how he and young adults want to come to. able." * could improve his performance "I wanted to work with kids in Holding classes and rehearsals for a play presented by Bayside's an environment where they want that parents are free to drop in on Milwaukee Youth Theater this to be there. It's incredible what may contribute to the parents' com­ k Spring. kids can do when they are moti­ fort with the theater. According to His director, Peter Daniels, told vated and they want to do it." Daniels, some youth theaters in MacDonald to go stick it in his ear. Daniels' desire for his students the area do not let parents sit in on MacDonald, 16, was playing to realize their creativity was his their children's classes or rehears­ * the role of a nerdish high school motivation to let MacDonald cre­ als. Daniels said he preferred that teacher. Daniels, founder and ate his own character. parents did not come to the first president of the Milwaukee Youth Daniels' students appreciate the couple of their child's classes so Theater, had let MacDonald de­ adult manner in which he treats the class can develop into a group. velop the character himself. After them. MacDonald was ecstatic Daniels had been involved in a few performances of the play, about the creative freedom Daniels theater and teaching before start­ MacDonald asked Daniels how to gave him. ing his theater. He said he had two spice up his character. Daniels "I get to really play around years of acting training and ten suggested to the young actor that with it!" he said during an inter­ years of experience with commu­ he stick his index finger in his ear view after one of the performances nity and university theater produc­ and pretend to wipe the earwax of the play, "Nothing But the tions. He taught first and second from his ear on his leg. Audiences Truth." grades for a total of three years in EXTENDED guffawed at MacDonald's new Amanda Link, who played both his home state of Montana, and he antics in later performances. a high school student and a re­ worked as an assistant in learning The theater does more than put porter in the play said of her direc­ disabled in a class at Atwater Grade on community plays. Daniels and tor, "It's so much fun working School in Shorewood. a few other instructors conduct with Peter. He acts professionally, In December of 1991, Daniels BOOK acting classes for children, young but not so much that you need to be added about $2400 of friends' and adults and adults. Often Daniels afraid of him, like a teacher." family's money to his $650 of allows the theater to be used for art Parents are pleased with their personal savings and started the shows for youth and professional children's growth during classes theater, located at 2479 South artists in the Milwaukee area. and plays at the theater. Accord­ Kinnickinnic Avenue. BUY Occasionally the theater holds po­ ing to Link's mother, Sandee, 36, The theater has slowly grown etry readings for Milwaukee po­ her daughter felt intimidated get­ since. Last fall, Daniels built raised ets. ting involved with the play since seating in his theater. He added a Daniels, 35, started the youth Amanda is 12 and most of the stage this winter. theater because he prefers to teach actors in the play were 14 to 16 According to Daniels, the stage BACK children out of the traditional school years old. But Amanda's fear may be temporary. He built it with setting. "I did not want to teach quickly subsided, Link said. bonowed materials, and if he can­ kids the way I was being told to," "I think [Amanda] has gotten a not cut a deal with the owner of the said Daniels. "I didn't want to lot more confidence in herself." materials, he may have to dis­ have a boss saying 'no' or [asking] Joan McCallum, a child care mantle it and give the materials HOURS! 'why.'" provider who had one of her chil­ back. The president of the theater dren involved in the Milwaukee Running a youth theater is not expressed concern that most chil­ Youth Theater's last play, "You're a profitable endeavor. Last year MON, MAY3- dren and young adults do not want a Good Man Charlie Brown," took the Milwaukee Youth Theater op­ to go to school. her whole family to see "Nothing erated on about $20,000, accord­ FRI, MAY 7 "How many kids want to be in But the Truth" even though none ing to a flyer Daniels hands out at school?" asked Daniels during an of her children were in the play. Of board meetings. About 70 percent 8 AM-6 PM inteiview. "I bet in high school the directors and teachers at the only 20 percent of kids want to theater, McCallum said they "gave Please see DANIEL page 4 SAT, MAY 8 OKLAHOMA 10AM-5PM SUN, MAY9 BUS RIDERS 12 NOON-4PM MON, MAY 10- TH URS,MAY1 3 mmncHMGE 8AM-8PM The Final Exam Schedule For The FM,MAY14 Route 5 Oklahoma Express Begins on Friday, May 7th (The Study Day). 8AM-7PM SAT, MAY 15 THIS IS A SCHEDULE CHANGE! 9AM-5PM

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A total of $250 will be awarded, ates May 4 for their contributions to the university in leadership, service his salary from the theater, but he including $150 for first place, $75 for second place and $25 for and academics. i did not mind talking about the total third. Ten honorable mentions will also be given. Dean of Students Mary Rouse and Associate Vice Chancellor of of the salaries taken home by Mil­ Contestants should submit no more than two entries. Each Academic Affairs Gary Sandefur presented the awards. Students were waukee Youth Theater employ­ entry should contain the poet's name, address and telephone nomnated by their schools or divsions within the university. The award ees. Daniels, his wife, Christine, number. Each entry should be the poet's original work aand the recipients come from communities around the state, as well as from who is the theater's treasurer, book­ poet should have retention of all rights to the poem if it has been around the state as well as from around the country and as far away as keeper, program director and press published elsewhere. Taiwan and Puerto Rico. agent, and a number of other teach­ Mail submissions to either: Irish Fest, Inc. 515 N. Glenview ers took home a combined total of Ave., Milwaukee, WI 53213, or The Don Goodwin Poetry $4000 from the theater's meager Award, c/o Joe Gahagan, Department of English, University of Six untenured faculty at UW- budget. Daniels' wife works as a Wisconsin-Milwaukee, P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201. receptionist to make ends meet at Prizes will be awarded Aug. 23. Madison to receive Lilly their home. Six untenured faculty have been named the University of Wisconsin- Although the theater's balance Madison's first Lilly Teaching Fellows. sheet is not the envy of a Fortune The program, established nationwide by the Lilly Endowment, Inc. in 500 company, Daniels is not com­ Kegs may get tags to help nab 1974, offers one-year grants to promisin assistant professors so that they plaining, underage drinkers, buyers can either develop a new undergraduate course or redesign an existing "I am in awe with the amount of one. Each fellow will work with a mentor — an established professor in support for the Milwaukee Youth In the battle underage drinking, some communities are considering the home department. Theater in the Bayside area. I am laws requiring beer kegs to be tagged so police could find the buyers if Teaching fellows will receive a one-course release from teaching specifically touched by how sup­ underage drinkers are caught with the brew. duties - either in fall or spring ~ to allow concentrated time for course portive my wife has been," he The law attempts to create a standard identification system throughout development, and a $1,000 stipend for the purchas of course materials. said. Chicago suburbs, since kegs can easily be bought in one town and The winners are: Julie D'Acci, Communication Arts; Jeff Hardin, transported to another. Zoology; Kenneth Mayer, Political Science; Robin Pemantle, Math­ New card The issue has not yet been discussed in the Wisconsin legislature. ematics; Charles Dill, School of Music; Thongchai Winichakul, History. ID from page 2 ALL validation. "The card is going to stay clean," said Lenichek. Meyer said, the student infor­ mation ship will also be able to increase campus security. He said labs on campus could restrict stu­ dent access, and the Klotsche Cen­ 30°/< ter could eliminate the problem of non-students using the facility. Lenichek said security would also be enhanced by having only one card active per student even if a student should lose an ID card. "The benefits are more subtle for the students," said Meyer. "More than anything else, it's going to be more convenient for the students," said Lenichek. 10 - 15, 1993 According to Meyer, installa­ tion of the new system is scheduled to begin on June 1. Students will be incorporated into the system be­ ginning in the middle of June with ~~ . ofliustmextts on prior freshman orientations. No price adjust "In July we hope to get the summer students," said Meyer. purchases "This is basically the first phase of the program." Meyer said there was the possi­ bility of broadening the program even more in the future. "I can see [services] the card can be used for continuing to ex­ pand," said Lenichek. According to Lenichek, the new ID card could be used for restrict­ ing access to student only parking lots, and could be used to advance the bus-pass proposal. He also said there was a possi­ bility of adding swipe readers to the new Student Access to Student Information (SASI) machines. Lenichek said that the idea for the new ID card system had been kicked around for five or six years. "Our office has had to save for years to get the money for this system," said Lenichek. The funding for the program was approved over a year ago, and the cost for the new computer sys­ tem will be in the area of $30,000 said Meyer. "There will be no increase in student fees at all," said Meyer. "The money has already been set aside." According to Lenichek, the price for student ED cards will be the same, and current students will not be charged extra for their new ID card if they still have their old L/Wr^F«^t«c card. May 6, 1993 Page 5 •MWMPOSTI- A store for the connoisseur Editor wins award By Yolanda White ited. Paley said his customers are There is a stigma about "Condoms are a life and about 60 percent female, and condom use in the United death issue." range from high school aged to States. And with the presence -Jim Paley, owner, Mister nearly 70-years-old. of various sexually transmit­ Hard Head "They come from all walks ted diseases, including AIDS, of life," he said. it shouldn't be that way, ac­ Paley said that he gets local cording to Jim Paley. He is college crowds as well as pro­ one of the owners of Mister fessionals that stop in during Hard Head Wisconsin's first lunch hour and after work. He !• m condom boutique. is looking forward to the Sum­ Paley's business, 420 E. mer festivals and the large Wells St., is also Milwaukee's crowds that they may bring to exclusive source for Mister the store. Hard Head condoms and cloth­ Clothing has been a large ing. The distribution business attraction. T-shirts, sweatshirts opened five years ago and it and even condom socks are in supplies condoms and condom stock. novelty products to various "Some of the products have locations around the country. been on MTV and have been Mister Hard Head But because Paley and his featured in [Gentlemen's Quar­ brother, Andy, decided more Boutique terly magazine"]," Paley said. should be done, they ventured Paley is pleased that the out into something new. 420 East Wells store has not met with much "I felt it time that Milwau­ Milwaukee, WI 53202 opposition. Even neighboring kee had a condom store," Paley businesses have responded said. (414)223-4666 positively, Paley said. Mister Hard Head is not "The only opposition were what some people would imag­ four letters in the Milwaukee ine it is. It is not a hard core Journal editorial section," he sex shop. According to Paley, you find a condom in your lap. said. Jerry C. Smith, editor-in-chief of the University of W it is a classy and tasteful at­ Mister Hard Head also has For the most part, he thinks Milwaukee Post lias received the 1993 Union Director's A tempt to remove the negative a bedroom where various the boutique will do extremely Student Leadership. connotations associated with condom novelties lay. well as long as people are not Smith, who began working at the Post as die Sports condom use. Paley is quick to remind afraid to come into the store. 1990, was nominated for his leadership abilities during The boutique has a theme. that there is a serious side to That is why Paley hired an lawsuit which threatened the existence of the publication. C It begins with Mister Hard the boutique. interior designer and an artist tenure as editor-in-chief, the UWM Post won the A> Head's kitchen which includes "Condoms are a life and to help design the store. Collegiate Press Award for the best non-daily in Wisco things found in a normal death issue," he said. Customers have responded kitchen. There are sandwich Because of the serious na­ favorably, Paley said, to the Stacey Speaks, a student at UWM who works at ti cookies, but Mister Hard Head ture of his business Paley tries look, concept and contents of Information Desk, received the Union Student Employee of cookies have a condom where to make Mister Hard Head as Mister Hard Head because the Award and Patty Kozik, a 10-year Union employee, rect the filling would be. There are comfortable to shop in as a store puts humor on a subject Limited Term Employee of the Year Award. walnuts on the kitchen table, mall boutique. By doing so, that used to be negative. Thirteen people were nominated for awards this year. but when you crack one open he says, people are less inhib­ Time is running out.

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By Rob Peterson "But the whole thing has ter does a survey in order to keep Even though the number of then work for McDonald's flip­ changed. There are account reps track of all graduates and their job placements will be down this year, ping burgers," Sinnwell said. "But ' J Good news for 1993 graduates. now and sales needs a college placements. Sinnwell states there are many hot I try to keep reminding them that Monday, a major corporation degree because the reps need to Sinnwell expects this year's areas in the work force. when McDonald's opened in Mos­ announced mat they will be hiring deal with business men and women numbers to be around the national "Nursing and allied health pro­ cow, a UWM grad set everything 50,000 new employees. in order to develop systems which average. fessions are hot now," Sidwell up. He'sfar from flipping burgers." Too bad the company is Pizza fit that particular organization." "In the next six months we said. "Insurance, banking, retail While opening a McDonald's Hut. And the 50,000 jobs are per­ In the case of hiring practices, expect the numbers to be 89 per­ and fast food are also hot." in Moscow may not be your cup of manent part-time jobs. Plus 1993 Sinnwell said companies are tak­ cent on the low end and 92 percent When queried, about the fast borscht, Sinnwell states there are graduates will have to fall in line ing a different approach when re­ on the high end," Sinnwell said food opportunities, Sinnwell be­ many things a graduate can do to behind all of the 1992 graduates cruiting students today. about placement for UWM grads. lieves graduates must keep an open keep on the lookout for employ­ who have had difficulty finding "Companies have moved away "In a good year the low end would mind. ment. jobs after graduating last year. from projective hiring," Sinnwell be about 92 percent and the high "Students say they don't want It is a tight job market. said. "When companies come to end around 97 percent." to work hard for four years and Please see JOBS page 20 Dianne Sinnwell, the Univer­ campus they no longer claim to sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's have X-number of openings. Com­ RECEPTIONIST / TYPIST Director of the Career Develop­ panies now hire as opportunities ment Center agrees with the as­ occur." Part-time Tuesdays and GRADUATED sessment. "Companies have had trouble Thursdays 8:00 - 5:00 p.m. "It's very competitive," maintaining jobs if they do projec­ Responsibilities include AND NEED A JOB? Sinnwell said. "The job market is tive hiring. The company gets a switchboard, reception, stalled because of the recession. bad reputation hiring more people typing and word processing. Or There's not much movement be­ than needed." Send resume or apply in cause companies feel less secure." Sinnwell also said that smaller person to: Looking For a job Sinnwell also attributes the slow companies are doing more hiring St. Aemilian-Lakeside To Help Pay job market to changes in many than large companies. 2220 E. North Ave., company's requirements and hir­ "Large firms have fewer posi­ Milwaukee, WI 53202 for Next Year's Tuition ing practices. tions and are downsizing," "Over time, people have needed Sinnwell said. "Smaller firms al­ Contact a different level of education," low you to be more flexible and II Sinnwell said. "Ten years ago, creative with opportunities." NANNYS sales at IBM required no college Every couple of years, the JOB degree. UWM Career Development Cen- WANTED We have exciting SERVICE jobs in Palm Beach, Summer Jobs Available Florida, IL&WL Milwaukee © Brookfield © Brown Deer Areas seni $200-$400/wk We Can Direct You To Summer, Battle the Summertime Blues by Earning Benifits: paid vacation Temporary Or Permanent Positions and holidays. Extra Cash! (414)771-4966 8^ We have a variety of seasonal positions open: Lullabye Nanny \° • Secretarial Only Serious Inquires • Data-Entry • Telemarketing •Word Processing •Food Service (for Summerfest & Greater Milwaukee Open) Hatch Temporary Services 272-4544 Call now to set up an interview! WTWWWWWWTW

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By Don Leibold (Dukes of Stratosphere, Stone Hitchcock, Hitchcock's father, as Roses), was actually recorded in well as John Lennon, RESPECT s In 1976, just before England's Hitchcock's home on the Isle of resigned tone is a likely result of punk explosion, they came. The Wight in England. the death of the former last year i40 Soft Boys; Robyn Hitchcock, "We had this huge great BBC (with the latter seemingly having Morris Windsor, Andy Metcalfe; mobile computerized studio parked usurped Syd Barret as Hitchcock's combined jaunty pop sensibilities outside," Morris Windsor said. main influence). Even at his most with a psychedelic subtext in the "We recorded either in his kitchen wacky and frivolous, Hitchcock is do-it-yourself spirit of the time. or in his living room. I even did a still conscious of his father's death. After a few years together and bit of drums in the toilet." In "The Yip Song," he sings "This classic albums like UNDERWA­ After acoustic instrumental old man, he was gone — he was TER MOONLIGHT, the group, tracks and vocals were done, over- gone and I was sorry?' which now included guitarist Kim- dubs were done in London. It was RESPECTs warmth and tone berly Rew, disbanded. then mixed down at Peter Gabriel' s marks a departure from the pol­ After some time apart and some studio in Bath. ished feel-of 1991's PERSPEX solo excursions by Robyn The result is a stripped-down ISLAND. This is due in large part Hitchcock, which included the collection of inward-looking songs to the change in producer. acoustic / OFTEN DREAM OF that explore the realities of death, "John Leckie is much more TRAINS album, the original trio mortality and love. "Then You're introverted. Paul Fox was very reformed under the rubric, Robyn Dust" finds Hitchcock firmly yet much in control. He liked to talk a Hitchcock and the Egyptians. Their mournfully singing "Nobody wakes lot, in a good way. He's very first effort, FEGMANIA, released you. Nobody can. Nobody shakes American," Windsor said. "John in 1985, featured the increasingly you anymore." peculiar lyrics of Hitchcock and Dedicated to Raymond Please see ROBYN page 13 the folky new wave noodlings of the Egyptians. After five releases, including a live album, and an­ other solo acoustic collection by Skylight presents Hitchcock, the three are still pro­ ducing viable music, as evidenced on their latest, RESPECT. unfinished Mozart RESPECTfeatures an acoustic- based sound which harkens back By Karli Bell BOX "because it has all these little to Hitchcock's DREAM OF Mozart gems within it," she said. TRAINS and 1990's EYE. The al­ Paul Griffiths, music critic for There is a lot of attention being Andy Metcalfe, Morris Windsor and Robyn Hitchcock bum, produced by John Leckie New Yorker magazine has created paid to this particular opera. Ac­ THEJEWELBOX, a"new" Mozart cording to Hedges, it is because opera for Milwaukee's Skylight the form is so uncommon. "It's an Opera Theatre. interesting mix of things," she This opera combines unfinished said. WHAT'S Mozart operas and concert arias THE JEWEL BOX was first with the music of other compos­ produced by Opera North and per­ ers. formed at the Theatre Royal in According to Marietta Hedges, Nottingham, England in 1991. The marketing director for the Sky­ May 5 opening at Skylight will be THE BIG light Opera Theatre, Griffiths cre­ its North American debut. ated this comic opera piece using The opera is both the final characters "who were unable to go production of the season and the on"because the composer (Mozart) last to be performed at the present IDEA had died. Jefferson St. location, which has "The characters call in a com­ been Skylight's home for more poser to try to complete the opera. than 30 years. That composer gets more involved According to Hedges, this June in the lives of these comedic char­ the theatre will be moving to a ABOUT acters," said Hedges. The piece is called THE JEWEL Please see MOZART page 13

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The Rodriquez, Lisa Sichi, Don as they skip across your ear- know. BACDAFUCUP has Onyx genre is being infiltrated by Leibold, Jason Renner drums.—Marc Rodriguez backed up to seventh grade.~JR action stars like Jean Claude -Jeff Speakman Van Damme and Steven Seagal. LL COOL J WORLD PARTY COURTNEY PINE To make a martial arts movie Gojuru under tenth degree 14 SHOTS TO THE DOME BANG! TO THE EYES OF CREA TION unique is a chore. Black Belt Lou Angel. COLUMBIA CHRYSALIS ISLAND Jeff Speakman, Chicago "I had to seek out and find 14 SHOTS has, of course, 14 Karl Wallinger, World Party's Pine's latest release is a jazz native and star of different coaches that taught, tracks on it. Some of them are ringleader, has moved away from and world beat manifesto of sheer STREETKNIGHT, a new mo­ but had similar principals and pretty intense, others kind of the Beatle-esque undertones of brilliance. He has been able to tion picture from Cannon, will concepts to what I had weak. Marley Marl's reggae/P- World Party's first two albums. incorporate elements of jazz fu­ always go the extra mile to learned," Speakman said. "I funk style production adds an­ This one is more funky, heavier, sion and African and West Indian stay ahead. wasn't interested in a coach other edge to an already sharp not as happy. Some of Wallinger's influences in what is truly a syn­ Speakman is a master and idealism comes through on "Sun­ thesis of African-American musi­ dealing in method acting or razor. The album is good; differ­ teacher of the Kenpo tech­ ent but good. If you're a new LL shine," but for the most part, any cal traditions. This album is jazz theater-based acting, but one nique, a college graduate with Cool J fan, you'll enjoy it. If idealism is quickly followed by for today and tomorrow, easily that could teach me television a psychology degree, not to you're an older follower, you cynicism. I always thought digested by the young listener.- and movie acting." mention an international film might think it's kinda lame.-- Wallinger was a genius, BANG! Marc Rodriguez No stranger to being in front star. There seems to be no Yolanda White supplies even more proof. -Lisa of the camera, Speakman has limit to his abilities. Sichi PORNO FOR PYROS had numerous acting jobs, in­ Speakman caught up with ENUFF ZNUFF PORNO FOR PYROS cluding appearances on the the Post in a phone interview ANIMALS WITH HUMAN IN­ THE BRADY BUNCH WARNER BROS. television series, HUNTER, from Atlanta to explain his star­ TELLIGENCE IT'S A SUNSHINE DAY With each of his projects, Perry and in movies like SLAUGH­ ARISTA MCA Farrel's artistic vision has fal­ ring role in STREETKNIGHT TERHOUSE ROCK and With this album, Enuff Znuff IT'S A SUNSHINE DAY weaves tered a bit. After an embryonic and his unique martial arts NIGHT RAIDERS. has finally established a clear iden­ a magical day-glo web of seven­ live album, Jane's Addiction re­ style. With his acting skills and tity by dropping the glam imag­ ties cheese-pop. Each song boasts leased the awe-inspiring "I started out learning martial arts ability, Speakman ery and placing more emphasis insipid yet endearing melodies NOTHING'S SHOCKING. 1990's Kenpo in Los Angeles. Kenpo was referred for the title role on the music. Songs like "Super­ and pleasantly sterile rock muzak RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL was is a Chinese-based art that is a of THE PERFECT WEAPON stitious" and "Black P^ain" are backing. Besides givens like good but disappointing. The de­ combination of two different by KICKBOXER screenwriter all-out rockers that are sure to "Keep On" and "Time to but of Farrel's new band makes types of Kung Fu that came Glen Bruce. This successful please any metalhead. ANIMALS Change," this collection features RITUAL sound SHOCKING. together in the Hawaiian is­ role led to his role in is a definite winner. Enuff Znuff a menacing funk throwdown in Muddy guitars and weak lyrics lands," Speakman revealed. STREETKNIGHT. should have no trouble finding an "Candy (Sugar Shoppe)" and a hamper any potential. "Pets" is "Ed Parker [his master and the only standout.~Don Leibold The film deals with street audience this time around.-Matt mind-bending psychedelic cover mentor who also taught Bruce Michaelis of "Charlotte's Web." Get this gangs and youth in Los Ange­ Lee and Elvis Presley] came now!—Don Leibold BIG WHEEL les and one retired officer who from Hawaii to take what he EILJJJH MACKENZIE SLOWTOWN tries to do his part in dealing knew and brought it to America THE RAINMENT OF THE ONYX MAMMOTH with the situation. in the early fifties, where he TALE BACDAFUCUP Peter Searcy, of Squirrel Bait "We had 68 gang members created Ed Parker's Kenpo FLYING FISH/TEMPLE COLUMBIA fame, and his new band Big Wheel and ex-members who partici­ American. By doing so, the Eilidh Mackenzie probably has The beats are kickin', the bass return with their third album, their pated in the film ... We had one of the most beautiful voices is boomin'. The production, cour­ difference was that he cut ties five different gangs together anywhere, in Gaelic or English. tesy of Chyskillz and Jam Master Please see REVIEW page 13 with the historical past and in this film," Speakman said. ancient fighting techniques and "We got a hold of a company combined them with modern that I work with now called scientific principals," Colors United and Living Lit­ Speakman said. erature. These are guys who "So when I am teaching work in South Central to get CLUB MARILYN Kenpo, I'm literally teaching kids out of gangs and teach •£ ' geometry, physics, anatomy, them to sing and dance and as well as physiology. We are perform." a practical, not classical, form STREETKNIGHT will be in The BIGGEST PARTY in Town of martial arts." theaters shortly. Be sure to Every Friday & Saturday After college, Speakman chop your way to the theaters studied traditional Japanese and catch Jeff Speakman.

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Tickets for May 15: Blue In the May 16: Festival Euro­ Quintet any of these shows are Face, with The Hipwaders pean, 8 p.m. Thursdays: 7:30 p.m. May 15: Jazz Elements available at the Marcus May 19: WMSE Live May 17: Poet's Monday, Fridays: 7:30 and 10 May 16: Robert Amphitheater Box Office, Broadcast, featuring featuring Gerald L. p.m. Grimwood Trio all Ticketmaster locations, Ghostly Trio, 7:30 p.m. Wallace, 8:30 p.m. Saturdays: 7:30 and 10 May 17: Larry Lange or by phone charge at 276- May 21: Up May 18: Tuesday's p.m. Big Band Open Jam 4545. Shows, ticket info May 22: Urinal Cake, Troubadour, featuring Sundays: 7:30 p.m. May 18: TBA and times are as follows: with Yell Leaders Jack Grassel and Rick Wednesdays: Dead Ale- May 19-20: Michael May 27: Twin Tone Re­ Holmes, 8:30 p.m. wives, 8 p.m. Weiss Quartet June 24: Sting, with cording Artist Zuzu's Pet­ May 19: The Hip Wad­ May 21-22: Charlie DaDa, 7:30 p.m. Tickets als ers, 9 p.m. Sepulvada Sextet are $5 and $15 and go on May 28: The Clams, May 22: John Schneider Comedy Cafe, 615 E. May 23: Robert sale May 12. with Speed Luxury & Orchestra, 8:30 p.m. Brady St. Showtimes are Grimwood Trio June 25: Tina Turner, May 29: Liv& the Ram­ May 23: Dianna Jones as follows: May 24: Open Jam withLindsey Buckingham, blers, with The & Co., 8 p.m. May 25: Forecast 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 Wooldridge Brothers May 24: Poet's Monday, Wednesdays: 9 p.m. May 26: Victor Soward and go on sale May ll. featuring Jay Hansen, 8:30 Thursdays: 9 p.m. Group June 28: Patti LaBelle, p.m. Fridays: 8 and 10:15 May 27: The Moes with LeVert and Silk, 7:30 Bunker's Mainstreet, May 25: Tuesady's p.m. May 28: Luis Diaz p.m. Tickets are $8 and go 8031 W. Greenfield Ave. Troubadour, featuring Saturdays: 7, 9 and 11 Quintet on sale May 10. All shows starts at 10 p.m. Dave & Andy, 8:30 p.m. p.m. May 29: Jazz Elements June 29: Jimmy Buffet, unless otherwise noted. May 29: John Schneider Tuesdays: $2 Tuesday, May 30: Robert with the Iguanas, 8 p.m. & Orchestra, 8:30 p.m. featuring Brady Street, 9 Grimwood Trio Tickets are $8 and $15 and May 8: In Black & p.m. May 31: Open Jam go on sale May 7. White May 5-8: Al Romero June 30: The Moody May9: David Celebrity Club, 2203 N. May 12-15: Five Year Blues, with Milwaukee Robinson's Grass Roots Prospect Ave. All shows Anniversary week, featur­ Esoteria, 1901 E. North Symphony Orchestra, 8 Reggae Jam, 6:30 p.m. 10 p.m. ing Pam Stone p.m. Tickets are $8 and go May 15: Bunkers' 11th May 19-22: Scott SEE NEXT PAGE on sale May 6. Anniversary Bash, featur­ May 6: Anxiety Wickmann w The

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Open Stage, 9 p.m. and Hani Naser, 8 p.m. kins, Agent Orange, The May 27: Scott May 13: Syd Straw, 8 The Tamarack, 322 W. Digits, Feck, Nerve McGIasson and friends p.m. State St. All shows start at Twins, Compound Red, Hector's, 7118 W. State May 28: ALL AGES May 14: The Gufs, in a 10 p.m. Alligator Gun, SODA, St. Never a cover charge!! show, featuring Nuisance, 6 p.m. ALL AGES show, Sometime Sweet Susan, with Buried and Hinge, 6 and again at 10 p.m. May 6: Greg Koch and Miss Trixie, Blackfish, Thursdays: Sidestreet, p.m. May 15: Paul Cebar & Chris Hanson Unplugged True Heart Susie, Covent featuring members of Ran­ May 28: the Milwaukeeans, 10 May 7: Jim Liban Garden, Lost Tooth­ dom Walk and Mrs. Fun, Motherfuckers, 10 p.m. p.m. May 8: Pat McCurdy brushes and more! The Jam 9:30 p.m. May 29: Scurve Dog, at May 19: James Lee May 13: Greg Koch and has a 12 Noon starting time. Fridays: Forecast, 9:30 6 and 10 p.m. The 6 p.m. Stanley, 8 p.m. Chris Hanson Unplugged Tickets are just $ 15 apiece, p.m. show is an ALL AGES af­ May 20: Freddy Jones May 14: Susan Julian but there are only 3500 Sundays: Blues Brunch, fair! Band, 10 p.m. May 15: Jimmy & the tickets available for this featuring Casper, 1:30 May 21: Marques Flamethrowers event! No tickets will be p.m. Bovre, 10 p.m. May 16:5 Guys Named sold at the door! Advance Red Rock Cafe, 4022 N. * May 22: Special Efx, Moe tickets are available at the Oakland Ave. All shows 8 p.m. May 19: Customer Ap­ Unicorn, Gus' Mexican start at 9:30 p.m. May 23: Pacers Gang­ preciation Night, featuring Cantina, Earwaves, Atomic sters Fun, in a 6 p.m. ALL Jim Liban Records, and with the May 7: John Seiger AGES show. May 20: Greg Koch & above named bands when May 8: Peter Baime * May 25: "In Their Own Chris Hanson Unplugged and where you find them. 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Ju­ out with Boris the Sprinkler with Blarney Castle, 10 neau Ave. All shows start and Joy Dog p.m. at 10:30 p.m. May 8: Big Mother Gig May 30: Black Forest with Jeff's Cat Bob Band, with The Masonic May 6: Whammy mean Sundays: Brian Wonders, 7:30 p.m. Bammys, with Lazy Ve­ Wurch's Open Stage, 9 gas . we're p.m. May 7: Southern Cul­ Wednesdays: Tim Starz, 4688 S. 108th St. ture on the Skids, with out, too!! Buckley's Open Stage, 9 Shank Hall, 1434 N. Shows start at 9 p.m. Sun.- Liv & the Ramblers p.m. Farwell Ave. Advance tick­ Thurs. and 10 p.m. Friday May 8: My Cousin Look for May 13: The Cyclones ets for shows marked with and Saturday. Kenny May 14: ALL AGES an asterisk (*) are avail­ May 12: Surgery, with our show, featuring Power able at Shank Hall, all May 6: Keedy's Kitchen Fuck face Struggle, Implied Mean­ Ticketmaster outlets, or by May 7: Doc Hammer May 14: Pinkdots, with summer ing and Pale Horse, 6 p.m. phone charge at 276-4545. 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UWM Track: Dieck gets three personal bests By Joel R. Grant The men's team was led by "It was one of the best muscleman Steve Schwengel. Ann Vuchichevich broke the year's we've had since I've Schwengel finished second school record in the discus and in the discus at 159-3, and had been here." Sheri Dieck had three personal- a fourth-place finish in the shot- best marks as the University of -Assistant Coach Dave put (49-6 1/4). The 4 X 100 Wisconsin-Milwaukee Rubino relay team finished atop the women's track and field team competition with a time of 43.7. had arguably its best meet of Rose McGinnis also had a per­ Tim Kenney was impressive in the season last weekend at the sonal-best, finishing at 1:04.30 the 800, finishing third with a Purdue Qualifier in West in the 400 hurdles. time of 1:55.1. Lafayette, Ind. McGinnis also finished sec­ Other top finishers were Vuchichevich broke the ond in the 100 hurdles with a Kelley Kinas in the 800 (fifth school discus record with a time of 15.09. Kim Rosenberg place: 1:57.3), Chris Jackson toss of 136 feet, 11 inches. didn't break any records or in the 400 (fifth: 51.2), Chris Vuchichevich also fared well have any personal bests, but Mace in the 400 hurdles (fifth: in the shot-put, placing second was her usual steady self by 57.4), and Todd Santoro in the with a throw of 42-7. Dieck tying Dieck in the 200 at 25.7 200 (fifth: 23.1). put together the best meet of and finishing third in the 100 With the season winding her career. at 12.81. down, Rubino reflected on his Dieck placed second in the Assistant coach Dave teams' seasons. 100-meters with a time of 12.57 Rubino was very pleased with "The women' s team was just seconds, second in the long the women's performance. great," Rubino said. "Injuries jump with a distance of 18-6, "The women were just and sickness put somewhat of and fourth in the 200 with a great," Rubino said. "Ann's a damper on things for the time of 25.7. Joette Buening record in the discus was defi­ guys, but they worked hard Several personal records were broken as the University of had a personal-best in the 1,500 nitely the highlight of the Wisconsin-Milwaukee women's track team had a great meet with a clocking of 4:46.5 and meet." Please see WOMEN page 17 at the Purdue Qualifier.

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you bang around football field Wisconsin teams. I'm refer­ portant seniors in Craig Congrats to the TIMES: It SCRIPTS from page 17 for 10 years. Your future in ring to a few somewhat recent Greene, Marc Mitchell and Ray isn't too often that the TIMES that we call the sports world, football could be filled with picks such as: Green Bay pick­ Perine, but the team will still (the conservative rag that play­ anything can happen.--Paul Pro-Bowls if you put some ef­ ing Jim Thomas, a forward on be strong.Returning to the fully calls itself a campus news­ Krueger fort into it. You can't afford to the Indiana basketball team, lineup will be a pair of super paper) gets much praise from the And on to less troubling skip even a minicamp. You got before UW's Tim Krumrei in sophs in Eugene Sims and Mark sports department, but this is one news: The Green Bay Packers burned way too often. And not the 10th round; the Bucks pick­ Briggs. Pat Easterlin, Gorey of those occasions. I really have had a nearly perfect minicamp only by wide receivers, but by ing Jerry "Ice" Reynolds be­ Statham and Tim Ricks will be to compliment the sports staff on last week. Of course there was tight ends and running backs, fore UW-Stevens Point and the seniors. All five of these its sports section from the April one exception. Terrell "The also. You need all the practice Milwaukee South Division's players should contribute. 26 issue. I think it really showed Vaccinator" Buckley was ab­ and insight you can get. Even Terry Porter in the first round; But the pivotal player will their knowledge and commitment sent so he could concentrate Reggie White, with his $17 the Bucks picking both Todd be Michael Hughes. A transfer to sports here on the UWM cam­ on his baseball career. At last million contract and several Day and Lee Mayberry before from Nebraska, Hughes is a pus. It was definitely the most check he was hitting all of years of experience, was able Milwaukee Washington's typical UWM three-spot player worthwhile and well-written sec­ .234 at the A level in the Braves to make it to the minicamp. Latrell Sprewell in the first with a ton of offensive poten­ tion of the entire paper. Quite farm system. I hope to be wrong, but I round last year; and finally, tial. He could put up some big- possibly the best sports section in Terrell, it's time for a real­ could see the pick of Buckley the Packers selecting Buckley time numbers. Juco player the TIMES since the spring of ity check. Your future in base­ going down as another "skip before UW product Troy Walter Wilson should be ad­ 1991. Try to get a copy of the ball isn't a tremendously en­ the guy 'cause he's local" Vincent last year. equate at the point and Nathan April 26 issue of the TIMES and couraging one, especially if screwup by management of C'mon Terrell, Packer fans Schrameyer might help out a compare their sports section to finally have something to get bit in the post. ours. It will show what paper excited about this year, don't If Steve Antrim can sign the actually has something to say THE TRACKS CORDIALLY INVITES YOU AND screw it up.—PK big man he's seeking to be about sports here on the UWM A GUEST TO A SPECIAL ADVANCED You heard it here first: UWM's fifth recruit, another campus and abroad, and which Yes, the UWM men's basket­ 20-win will be in the making.- paper is clueless.~PK SCREENING OF A NEW COMEDY FROM 20TH ball team is losing three im­ -PK CENTURY FOX JUST DEUX IT. Track WOMEN from page 16

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i May 6, 1993 Page 18 -iTHElIlttPtoT Panther baseball team gets smacked by St. Xavier By Paul Krueger scheduled against Northeast­ good and his breaking ball was lead to 4-0. But UWM got back strikeouts in 10-plus innings ern Illinois yesterday. sharp, but he didn't have great into the game with a homer of of relief work. He's also tied for the team lead with two Scheduled to play six games Craig Scheffler, one of location. His command its own. wins and has no losses. since last Sunday, the Univer­ UWM's most consistent pitch­ could've been better. Like the In the top of the fourth, Tim sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee ers, was stung by the long ball good hitters those guys are, Mommaerts and Pete While the seniors have done baseball team played only one. against St. Xavier. Of the 10 they took advantage of his mis­ Jankowski hit back-to-back well, there have been several In that game Sunday, the Pan­ runs Scheffler gave up, seven takes. Tomorrow (Thursday) singles to open the inning. other pleasant developments. thers were smacked by St. came directly as the result of a is his last start and we hope he Steve Klawitter followed with Among those have been the Xavier 15-4. pair of dingers. ends the season on a good a homer to pull the Panthers emergence of junior Brian Powers and freshman Erik The loss to St. Xavier "He made a couple bad note." within one at 4-3. Olson as solid players. dropped UWM's record to 9- pitches and they capitalized," In the first inning a two- It stayed that way until the 14 with 38 games cancelled up UWM Coach Scott Kugi said out, three-run shot off bottom of the fifth, when St. "Brian is swinging the bat to this point, including two of Scheffler. "His velocity was Scheffler pushed the St. Xavier Xavier scored four. After strik­ well," Kugi said. "He's made ing out the leadoff batter, a vast improvement [at the Scheffler surrendered a single plate] over last year. The addi­ and a pair of walks which set tion of Erik as a catcher has the stage for a grand slam. been nice. He's done a great UWM scored a run in the job as a freshman and it's good top of the sixth, but St. Xavier to know we'll have him for exploded for seven runs in the another three years." bottom half of the inning to put Klawitter, a junior outfielder, the game out of reach. has also had a great year. He's As the season draws to a hitting .349 and leads the team M&W HAPPY HOUR close, seniors Joel Welder, with 26 RBI. His 10 two-baggers 4-6 pm Everyday Robert Weber and Jankowski ranks him 11th nationally in RESTAURANT must feel the frustration of a doubles right now according to 2 for 1 Taps & Rails Kugi. SINCE 1863 lost season. "I really feel terrible for "He's emerged as the player the seniors," Kugi said. "The we had hoped for," Kugi said of kids are probably taking it bet­ Klawitter. "I wouldn't call these ter than I am. I'm really proud guys surprises. They've worked

• • '.'"': •[-. •••.:•,•:'• of how our seniors have re­ hard and played up to their capa­ '.•''' '•• ':• -\ \ •:•, .... '• - •' ••" ' - "•: sponded. They've been ready bilities." all season." Mommearts and Joseph Fojut, ill BS All three of the seniors have who has shown great patience at ended their careers strongly. the plate for a sophomore, also Jankowski has the highest av­ have put up strong numbers. Ira erage of any everyday player Mommearts is hitting .314, sec­ at .380 and his on-base per­ ond on the team with 19 RBI and centage of .482 is fantastic. has 18 runs. He's also drawn 14 He's second on the team with walks with only one strikeout. 19 runs scored. Fojut has 16 walks with only five :;.;:••.;•„•:;.• Welder is hitting .329 and strikeouts and leads the team with

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Drumbeats of war rumble once again from the east. The drumbeats cross the Atlantic and the Potomac and the Hudson., In what was once Yugoslavia now constitutes a slaughterhouse. In New York, the United Nations debates what action to take to stop the killing. Should it be more force or should it be diplomacy? Continued aggression between the Serbs and Croats and Moslems continues in what amounts to a one-thousand year war. hi New York, some are calling for a multi-national peacekeeping force to stop the war in Bosnia. Yet in the end, it is the United States which is expected to step up first. Once again the eyes of the world turn to the United States. We are called upon to cauterize a wound that festers. We are called upon to sacrifice the lives of our young soldiers in order for the ultimate end: peace. In the case of Iraq, many Republicans said force was necessary to I remove Saddam Hussein form Kuwait. Many Democrats balked. In the case of Bosnia, many Democrats say we need to act before all of the ethnic cleansing is completed. Now many Republicans wonder whether it is our place to quell a regional conflict. Republicans always want to go in knowing they are going to win. War makes us hypocrites. One example is Hollywood. In the case of Iraq, much of Hollywood rallied around the "no blood for oil," mantra used to protest Desert Storm. Now, those who protested Desert Storm have faxed a letter to President Clinton calling for swift intervention in Bosnia. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR BILL cumw-AGENT OF CHANGE We are all hypocrites when it comes to what we want. We are worried by the genocide in Bosnia. We are worried about the Perspective: cost in human lives to the United States. We are paralyzed by a violent conscience. Do we stop the killing with further killing? Monday, a man claimed tyranny grew stronger as it feasts upon weak What have I learned in college? ~*•*. responses and indifference. Before we know it will become worse, he By a nameless, faceless UWM graduate 6. Don't trust men named Colin Doty. said. History tells us this. 7. Lists are stupid. There should be no United States intervention in Bosnia. The killing On May 16, the University of Wisconsin- 8. Heavy drugs aren't for eeeeeeeeverybod-bod- has gone on too long already, we do not need it to spread. Milwaukee's 1993 graduating class will attend com­ body. Ralph Waldo Emerson said: "To live without duties is obscene." mencement ceremonies at the MECCA Arena. 9. Lists may be stupid, but they are profitable. Just The duty of the United States is to promote peace in Bosnia through I will not be one of them. ask Dave Letterman. diplomatic means. We cannot, should not and absolutely must not enter Oh, it's not that I won't be graduating. No, I have 10. Nobody is doing what they want to be doing. into the killing. For once we must find a different way. Slapdash peace accomplished that minor task. I have jumped through 11. History always repeats. proposals are not acceptable. Find a meaningful and lasting solution. We all of the necessary hoops. 12. Majors are meant to be changed. must not choose the path of war again. Fulfilled all the requirements for my major. Check. 13. There's no such thing as a good $6 haircut. Fulfilled all of my general education requirements. 14. Except for chicken patties, there is no dorm Check. food worth eating. Grandpa thank you for the wonderful check. Check. 15. Linguistics and psychology are not sciences. Passed the writing test. Passed the math test. Paid 16. The Replacements are the Beatles of Ameri­ the 25 dollars it takes the university to sell your names can garage bands. to companies so the companies can send you stuff in the 17. People hate it when you crack your knuckles mail. Oops, I mean the 25 dollars necessary for the in a lecture, especially if they are ones in your toes. university to process your graduation, your files and 18. If you masticate too much, you'll go blind. send you the diploma in the mail - six weeks after the 19. Curly was the misunderstood genius behind LSU answers back ceremony. the Three Stooges. An Open Letter to Dean Halloran: Supposedly, my diploma declares I have met the 20. A good job is hard to find. We of the Latin Student Union (LSU) find the timing of your necessary requirements to make it in the real world. 20.1 learned to count past 20. response to the Hispanic Studies issue amusing. When you Yet I know what my diploma truly declares is that 21. God is dead. consider the fact that the Hispanic Studies issue was brought up I have acquired the necessary cynicism it takes to make 22.1 learned what my mandible is from that geek on the 5th of April, 1993, your lack of response to the issue until it in the real world. on the Encyclopedia Britannica commercials. very recently warrants attention. After one year at Northwestern University and 23. Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to It is clear that you have sent a letter to the Post in hopes of three and one half years here, the thought of spending drink. getting the last word. We think this is simply an effort to three hours in a hot and sweaty arena as some person 24.1 only cared about the classes I liked. neutralize our movement, a mobilization of students who seek to claims we need to find a job and make the world a better 25. Friends don't let friends read the Times. improve the image of this institution. Your attempt, if not place is not nearly as enticing as going golfing. Or 26. History always repeats. appalling, is very insulting to our intelligence. being audited. While on fire. 27. What Buttafuoco means in Italian. In your reply you mention that "this budget split signaled No, I don't think the ceremonies are that bad, but 28. Republicans need to go back to kindergarten individuals occupying the positions would, through their teach­ don't the graduates deserve something better? Some­ in order to learn how to share. And spell. ing, research, and related activities, contribute to the University's thing along the line of your loans being paid off. 29. Taco Bell is the greatest fast food. And commitment to Hispanic students and to increasing understand­ Something concrete and less symbolic. burgers are boring. ing of Hispanic culture at UWM." But I know that won't happen. If I learned anything 30. Warner Brothers cartoons are not only consis­ LSU has not contradicted what the Hispanic Studies budget in college, it was to be realistic. tently hilarious, but they are also great art. was intended for. Our issue, which you seem to continue to In addition to that brilliant piece of wisdom, college 31.1 never learned when to shut up. And so the list avoid, is that the professors who receive this 25 percent of their has imparted much wisdom upside my head. And with goes on. salary from the Hispanic Studies category have not visibly you, I want to share what I have learned. Who knows, 32. The difference between sublime and beautiful demonstrated a "contribution to the commitment of Hispanic you may benefit too. is full frontal nudity. culture at UWM." What I have learned in college. 33. Talk is cheap. And inexpensive, too. The fact is that three of the professors are in the Department 1. Alliteration and assonance. Duh, duh, duh. Eh, 34. Baseball was better in Brooklyn. of Spanish and Portuguese, a department which for the last eh, eh. 35. Mother jokes are funny. And so is your several years has not taught a single course on the literature of 2. April really is the crudest month. Thanks to mother. Hispanics in the U.S. and which does not even have a course on Professor Robert Jones of the UWM English Depart­ So, that is what I learned in college. Maybe we had Spanish as it is spoken by Hispanic groups in the United States. ment for that one. some of the same classes. It's a strange syllabus, If any research related to U.S. Hispanics is being conducted in 3. You can't get there from here. granted, but this is what I have learned. the Department of Spanish and Portuguese, such research is not 4. My freshman roommate at Northwestern, Colin So, in closing what have I learned in college? Doty, said, "Never trust girls named Jen." Not much. But more than you. Please see LETTERS page 21 5. Doodling is a great way to waste time in class. Good luck to all 1993 graduates.

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college career, is probably in your future if you want any kind of real life. And last but not least, that after adding everything up, you have come to the conclusion that a college degree just isn't what it used to be. Now, with the formalities of thoughts of your future out of the way, here are some wonderful tips from no less of an authority than a guy who's working four part-time jobs. First off, it's important to make connections. Don't be afraid to talk to your instructors and ingest their opinions on how you should go about getting ready for employment. They already have jobs so they won't be as stingy about it as an out-of-work sports editor at a campus newspaper. There are several amiable folks in UWM's mass communica­ tion department. Gregg Hoffmann, Dave Berkman, Dennis Getto and Genevieve McBride (among others) have all given me advice on job opportunities and employment situations. Now I wouldn'trecommendlurking around anyone's office, schmaltzing at every opportunity and generally being a royal pain in the ass, but your professors will probably help out if you ask for advice. Being a super-pest to profs and prospective employers might actually help you get a job, but it will probably also make everyone around you think you're a butthead. Secondly, get as much experience as you can! There's no substitute for doing the job under fire. Such as staying up until 5 a.m. when a Stay open to suggestions computer blows or a writer doesn't come through with a story, doing port group required each member whatever it takes so that your section of the paper isn't blank. If you can JOBS from page 6 Sinnwell offers other tips for gradu­ make it through that, it will give you confidence. Write for a paper in the ates. to bring a rejection letter for ad­ community or on campus. Get those clips! Even if your resume is a work "Students need to network and —Use every single resource. mittance to the meeting. of art, you won't get any looks without experience. be flexible. Students need to stay --Go to your academic depart­ -Be ready to meet challenges. Thirdly, check and re-check your resume before sending it out. Have open to suggestions," Sinnwell ment and look at the jobs boards. Sinnwell wants prospective a copy editing specialist like Kay Magowan scan it. If your resume or cover said. —Keep in touch with your pro­ graduates to know the UWM Ca­ letter has any mistakes, chances are it will end up being recycled. Sinnwell states that networking fessors. Professors are often called reer Development Center still has Lastly, don't show up late or overly unkempt for an interview. I was may be one of the most important with position openings. They may workshops on resumes and inter­ three minutes late for an interview at the Milwaukee Sentinel two years ago things a graduate can do to find recommend you. views. A '* and apparently was the talk of the staff after that faux pas. I walked into work. -Form a support group to keep UWM's Career Development The Journal offices originally, got held up at both the front desk and "It's getting out and gathering things positive and productive. Center is located on the first floor elevator and rushed in a bit late. My solid experience and a good interview information," Sinnwell said of According to Sinnwell, one sup­ of Mellencamp Hall in room 128. meant nothing at that point. networking. "Students do it all the Chalk one up to learning the hard way. time, but not to jobs." Anyway, a good deal of this article is interjected with sarcasm. 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May 6, 1993 jTircUwiPosr Page 21 Evidence suggests someone is holding back such a program under your that "the student academic ad­ dents, there should be addi­ tation mentality and a network LETTERS from page 19 leadership is your philosophy vising function of the Spanish- tional academic staff positions of "good ole boys" who dis­ very much in evidence. that non-departmental pro­ Speaking Outreach Institute be to the SSOI, with a commensu­ guise their ineffective pro­ On the issue of faculty in­ grams "must be designed to separated from its student re­ rate increase in the S & E grams with empty words of terest in a Hispanic Studies self-destruct, to be easily cruitment and community out­ budget." Based on this infor­ cultural diversity awareness. program, we conducted an in­ phased out... " (Halloran, "To reach functions." mation and that fact that the You, sir, are an enemy of the terview with Professor Reserve a Trend: Foreign Lit­ What you fail to acknowl­ SSOI was a successful pro­ students. I am reminded of a Santiago Daydi-Tolson during eratures and the Humanities," edge is a memorandum of May gram, why did you choose to remark my fathers once made: our investigations. When asked Bulletin of the Association of 26 to you from Ricardo R. split the SSOI? To LSU this "I'd rather surround myself if he had expressed interest in Departments of Foreign Lan­ Fernandez (School fo Educa­ looks like a clear indication of with my enemies rather than a Hispanic Studies program, guages, September 1972. tion, Desegregation Assistance a "divide-and-conquer" tactic; my friends, for my enemies he confirmed that he and pro­ We are also aware that you Center) in which he wrote, "I a solid example of your indif­ are easy to predict." You, sir, fessors Rolando Romero and have monumental power to ma­ am bothered by the lack of ference to what really benefits are easy to predict. Willian Velez, as well as other nipulate departments by with­ consultation that has existed students. So, Dean Halloran, Robert F. Miranda, Presi­ professors, were interested in holding salary increases, lim­ with the SSOI Advisory Com­ why did it take so long to begin dent of LSU implementing a Hispanic Stud­ iting travel, and controlling mittee in much of the decision­ responding to our concerns? Bobbi Lipeles, Vice Presi­ ies program. sabbatical leaves. These are making that has taked place The simple fact is that your dent of LSU The fact it has taken the devices you may well use as since last spring ... I have fol­ College of Letters of Science influencing factors to enhance lowed closely what has tran­ leadership has nurtured a plan- several years to find a faclty your control over your subor­ spired. Much has been decided Letter: person "who is knowledgeable dinates to reflect your ideolo­ by the director (of the Advi­ about Hispanic Studies pro­ gies and thereby undermine sory Committee) or by your grams and is interested in de­ creative innovation which ben­ office. I don't believe in serv­ Media slants picture veloping and administering efits the students. ing on committees that serve such a program at UWM" does Your continued effort to to rubberstamp decisions made Dear Editor: not bode well for the future, mask the issues regarding His­ earlier without consultation given the demonstrated lack of panic Studies is becoming more with the appropriate faculty/ I am writing to express my concern over recent calls for American commitment on the part of the evident as the days go on. You staff/student/community intervention in Bosnia-Herzegovina. The last thing the world should do College, in spite of your state­ mentioned that "in the fall of groups." Based on this memo­ is interfere in a civil war. This whole conflict started when the Western ment that such "an individual 1988, the SSOI Advisory Com­ randum, it is clear that you powers foolishly recognized the unilateral secession of Bosnia and ... will join the faculty in Sep­ mittee — which included fac­ intended to split an organiza­ Croatia from Yugoslavia. This was a direct insult and threat to the Serbian tember." ulty, students, and representa­ tion (SSOI) despite any recom­ people. Another fact that does not tives of Milwaukee's Hispanic mendation you may have re­ This conflict dates back centuries, and while there are atrocities on bode well for the future of Community -- recommended ceived from the faculty, staff, both sides there has been a massive propaganda campaign against the students, or community lead­ Serbs to the point where the media is responsible for the demonization of ers. the Serbian people. This propaganda campaign is evident in the fact that Sometimes it matters We have discovered more Croatian and Muslim authorities have hired public relations firms to get • <**1m:- evidence to refute your re­ the world to win their war and it's working. GRADES from page 7 sponse. A survey that was part Although the Serbs are the aggressors, it is important to note that of a feasibility study and that they're protecting the Bosnian/Serbian population against Muslim/ "I tell students that it's probably better to be a 3.0 student in was forwarded by you to then- Croatian attacks. Muslims and Croats are committing just as many psych than 2.0 student in business," Mitchell said. Vice Chancellor John atrocities as the Serbs, there is no good guy, no bad guy as the media likes Mitchell said grades are still very important if students want Schroeder, dated July 26, to show. Considering that the Croatian president questions the existence to go to grad school, a course of action many take when they clearly proves that the SSOI in of the Holocaust and has Nazi ties and the fact that 750,000 Serbs were can't find a job after graduation. A 3.0 grade point average is its original concept had dem­ slaughtered by the Croatian/Muslim Nazi puppet states of WWII, this war considered to be necessary to get accepted to most grad pro­ onstrated its ability to meet the should be left alone. grams, but, according to Mitchell, it all depends on the number needs of UWM students. Fur­ I also think it's sickening that the media has failed to cover a true of applicants and the number of positions there are to fill. thermore, it was recommended genocide happening in the world today. Specifically, the million black So the best advice is to concentrate on getting good grades. If that "based on the responsi­ Christians and Animists who have been slaughtered by the Arab Sudanese you get a few bad ones along the way, don't sweat it. bilities of the SSOI in increas­ Muslim government. Try to learn from the experience, take responsibility for the ing the enrollment and gradu­ Thank you, grade you got and try to do better next semester. ation rates of Hispanic stu­ Ron Carmichael Benjamin's Deli & Restaurant 4160 N. Oakland 332-7777

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