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JUNE 1,1999 PosServing the UWM Community sincet 1915 Vol.43,N°3 Insufficient funds Summer school scenes Post photos by Sampson Parsons Students annoyed by Union ATMs By Angela McManaman "I needed to make a vitally im­ portant deposit and the thing was Sal Fricano is tired ofwaitin g in out of envelopes," Harwood said. line. "The Sandburg ATM isn't bro­ It's5p.m. on a Wednesday after- ken alot,butitis often out of cash," noonjust before the start of finals she added. and the sophomore has friends Time for some new machines? waitingin the Gasthaus—he wants Students are not the only ones to get his money andleave. Unfor­ who notice the ATM service on tunately, one of the Student campus. Union's two automatic teller ma­ "I don't know why they are ex­ chines isn'tworking. periencing a greater frequency of "I think we should all put our out of order," Auxiliary Services money in shoe" boxes, because Director of the Union, Elmer these ATMs aren'treliable,"saida Hamann, said early last month. disgruntled Fricano. "But I have seen the lines. From In all fairness to the automatic my personal observation, I think teller machines (ATM), Fricano thatitprobably is time for another doesn't like computers anyway— ATM." but he is not alone in his grum­ However, in April the UW Credit bling. The university currendy has Union, the university's sole ATM three Fujitsu Series 7000 ATMs on service provider, decided that an­ campus to service its 23,000 stu­ other campus ATM was notfeasible dents and staff and faculty mem­ at that time, according to Union bers, leavingsome users to wonder Director Tim Wilmot. if their ATM needs are being ad­ In 1995 Wilmot negotiated the equately met. contract that made the financial Two ofthe machines are located institution the university's ATM uythe northeast corner of the service provider. /Union concourse. The other is lo­ "I had indicated to Terry (Terry cated in the lobby of the Sandburg Tanger, manager of the credit Residence halls. union's UWM branch) that there "In one month, one ofthe ma­ was an interest in putting in an Fight for Panther Sport and Rental underway chines is broken like three or four ATM in some place, like the Engi­ times," said Millei Rodriguez, an­ neering and Mathematical Sci­ By Matt Herman ClarckandWilliamson wants the to save Panther Sportand Rental. other UWM sophomore. "Some­ ences Building, or maybe in the retail of Panther Sport and rental "I thinkit is part of a continuing times when one is broken, you have Klotsche Center," Wilmot ex­ to continue and even increase. effort to move the union awayfrOm towaitinlinelike8orl0minutes." plained. Panther Sport and Rental's fu­ student services toward profit-ori­ ture hangs in the balance as stu- They believe the retail division of "They are broken quite often," Tanger forwarded that request Panther Sport and Rental could be ented operations," said Robb. dentmanagementandStudentAs- agreed graduate student Patrick to the credit union's Madison made profitable. The trio gathered over 250 sig­ O'Halloran. "We probably need sociation president Jeff Robb do headquarters in April. It was de­ "I would like to see more pub­ natures on a petition requesting more ATMs." batde with Union administration. cided thatan additional ATM ma­ licity and a new location," said thatoptions other than liquidation Observations made in May of the During exam week, Panther chine was no t an immediate neces­ Williamson. be pursued. They presented the two Union machines seemed to Sport and Rental was ordered to sity. One location they suggested is petition to Chancellor Nancy supportRodriguez's claim. Atleast liquidate all of its retail merchan­ "I'm not sure that all of us the Oasis space located in the Zimpher. three times between May 3-6, the dise. The instruction came from would agree with that when we're Union' s firstfloor atrium. Tim Clark feels it is important same Union ATM was down three ElmerHamann, Director of Auxil­ users," admitted Hamann, who Clarkfeelsthatnewname brand feels itis importantraise awareness times iary Services,whosaidthatrevenue uses both the Union and merchandise should be brought andlookatother options because "It is always the one on the left from retail sales was not covering, SandburgATMs. in. "The whole underlyingfactis that thatis broken," Rodriguez added. costs. Rodriguez is one such ATM "The students can' t relate to our he (Hamann) wants to shutdown Allison Harwood, a recent The student managers, Tim user. products," she said. Panther Sport and Rental com­ UWM graduate, said the Clark and Colleen Williamson, pletely." "I think theyshouldanother two Robb believes this is an impor- Sandburg ATM poses similar in­ alongwithjeff Robb, SAPresident, immediately began a campaign to tantissue and agreed to work with conveniences. SEE ATMS, PAGE 4 SEE PS&R, PAGE 23 raise awareness ofthis issue. Williamson and Clark in the fight POST NEWS

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later, he was asked to teach and By Gina Rosko The Treaty of 1831 gave the of apartments and rooms off-cam­ for Boatman to see, but he admits head the American Indian Pro­ Menominee the right to hunt and pus." he has done all that he can, hav­ gram on campus. A dream catcher, a feather, fish on ceded lands until they were Paul Grimyser, member of the ing been actively opposing the is­ "I said no three times before I plants, pictures with a congress­ surveyed and offered for sale by Sandburg Halls Administrative sue as long has people have been agreed," Boatman said. "I didn't the President of the United States. man and an Indian leader, rocks Council (SHAC), disagrees. He discussing it. want to because when y6u are of Since March, the area is no that hold special meaning. believes that the building will not "I had faculty members all up mixed ancestry, you are never In­ longer protected by the state. A These items in UWM Professor destroy much because the trees in in arms about it," he said. "We had dian enough to suit the Indians law was passed changing the sta- John Boatman's office are meta­ Downer Woods are not in good committee meetings and I got the phors of his life. and you are state legislature involved." Boatman is of mixed Indian never white Post photo by Sampson Parsons ' But what saddens Boatman the way. descent, having Ojibwe and enough to suit MS*';]! most is that the Menominee Indi­ , . \ -sags. ':•"*• • - J <£jP£*«3i "I'm look­ Menominee American Indian, the whites." ans don't seem to care. He wrote a '*' ••'•• • 5* ' „' '• ' ing out my Swedish, French and Belgian an­ When Boat­ • • ... .,•- v<*»- v., several letters to the Menominee 4:,! dorm window cestry. man began ** - ' * ' *''•' ' - -%ii ?8S I -.' ^^ Nation about their ceremonial teaching, he ^%. ; rightnow," he grounds. Born in Marinette County, said. "The wanted to de­ He says he has never received a Boatman experienced prejudice trees behind bunk the myths •»:**"J&A'*>5» reply. growing up. His family was very Sandburg Hall and misconcep­ "Present leaders are more con­ poor and he believes that because iff' •>'•;'''"''jflBlH to Klotsche tions about $• '&m£.-. cerned with the casino in Kenosha theywerenotpart of the elite, they look dead. American Indi­ than they are about some woods were treated badly. * I ' ': §w— These are the "Those of us whose skin was ans, such as the in Milwaukee," said Boatman. ^SKm^i' trees that will belief that all * "The Elders I know are dead now. darker in the summer without us­ be knocked ing Coppertone suntan lotion American Indi­ , Otherwise, they would put pres­ ans live off the down." were looked upon as being from sure on the present leadership." government, ____ "I'm sure the wrong side of the tracks, he IUJB. ».1g0k. ^y But he hasn't given upon the are alcoholics some are dy­ said. "It was like we weren't good people whom he believes can and that they ing," Gump enough." make a difference in the world. live in teepees. acknowl­ He still believes he is a misfit. edged. "That's "The world is going in crazy di­ "There is so "I'm strange and different," A student enjoys studying in the shade of the Downer Woods. how a natural rections, but I'm counting on the much misinfor- ^^^^^^^^^ Boatman said. forest works." children to change this," he said. mation, so In third grade, he remembered Regardless of how Boatman, "There are enough people out a nun telling him, "John Boatman, much garbage. I wanted to teach tus of the acre to a recreational Gump and others feel, the new there who are trying to make our you are an anachronism." things that were real, not things area from a conservation area. Sandburg East Tower should be world better. But we need to get "I didn' t know what that mean t, that were made up," he said. In exchange for the acre, UWM ready to house 400 students in two litde kids to realize that this is their but I just felt terrible," he said. "I have this turmoil building up received 2.5 acres of land at the years. world and theyare responsible for inside me because I want to teach it. "Later in life, I found out that she corner of Maryland and Hartford "Ourtargetisforthefallof2001 people what I know. This is how was right; it's true. It means that Avenues. if all goes as planned," said Peak. "They've got to change it." to love and care for each other someone is out of their space in Boatman wishes that they had Watching this happen is hard time." and nature." left the Downer Woods alone and These days, Boatman is proving But he can't, because he be­ build the dorm on the corner in­ that he remains out of place by lieves that humans are cruel. stead. opposing the building of a new An example of their cruelty, in Scott Peak, director of the De­ New SA leadership sworn in Sandburg dormitory tower in the his eyes, is the decision to build partment of Resident Life, said Downer Woods. Construction is another dormitory in the Downer that the areacommittee members By Steven Potter A connection to the students is slated to begin this fall. Woods. chose for the 18-floor tower re­ what got her and the RAVE party Boatman sees the construction Last April, community mem­ ceived more support. He said they Marking the 50th year of stu­ elected. as an act of cruelty to Mother Na­ bers and state legislators voted to chose the area in the Downer dent government at UWM, the "Whatwe emphasized is talking ture. He knows cruelty. build the new Sandburg East Woods because less people use it. newly elected Student Association to the students about their issues, /'' As a child, he became seriously Tower, which would take up .75 "It's just a better idea," said (SA) took office today. talking about their plans, and ill and doctors told his parents he acres. Peak. "The area south of South The Reforms According to the making that connection." was going to die. When he recov­ Boatman and William Gump, Tower is used so frequendy and Voices of Everyone (RAVE) party Keodouangsy continued, "That ered, he walked with crutches. He president of the Student Environ­ would've taken up a lot more holds the majority of senate seats connection will let the students said that kids kicked his crutches mental Action Coalition (SEAC), land." and both the presidential and vice know thatwe care about them." out from underneath him and said that the decision was made "They act like trees are noth­ presidential positions. This is the Keodouangsy's plans include laughed. without many people knowing ing," Boatman said. "They don't second straight year the RAVE completing the goals that SA al­ about it. Because ofthe way kids treated want to build it where the grass is party has dominated the SA. ready has in motion as well as ac­ him, he admits that he can relate According to Gump, a public because that is where people can Winning by a narrow margin in complish new goals. to the boys who were part of the hearing was held in Madison dur­ sit down. People can't sit down in last April's elections, Laty "We' re going to follow through Trench Coat Mafia in Litdeton, ing spring break. He believes that the woods?" Keodouangsy was elected as the with our agenda and along the Colo. the state legislators purposely He also said that plants of all next president of SA. way, we're going to talk to stu­ Because of my dog and bird picked a date when theyknewstu- types are important to humans. Keodouangsy was lastyear's vice dents," she said. people and water people, I didn't dents wouldn't be around. "Plants can live with humans, president. Among other things, the Stu­ blow up like those kids did," he "Who knew about it?" asked but the only way humans can get Defeating her opponent by a dent Association is currendy work­ said. "I spent my time with birds, Gump. "What students could pos­ oxygen is the process of photosyn­ large margin, Tonya Venegas was ing on expanding the Be On the rocks and trees." sibly knowaboutit? Moststudents thesis, and it comes from tress and elected to the position of vice Safe Side (BOSS) program. The He came to Milwaukee 27years who were active on the issue were plants," he said. president. BOSS expansion will include en­ ago after receiving a bachelor's at a conference in Washington, Gump believes that the commit­ Keodouangsy's ambition for larging the area that is currendy degree in sociology from St. D.C. atthe time." tee should have just abandoned representing the students of covered. Norbert's College and received a The land in the Downer Woods the idea of building a new dorms. UWM is strong. Venegas, lastyear's SAsecretary, master's degree from UWM. has been a source of controversy "Buildinganewdormis expen­ "I turned down jobs to be the is energetic about her new posi­ He began working at UWM as for the past 20 years. sive and pretty pointless," said president of SA. I don't want to tion. the Federal Liaison for the Col­ Boatman says that the Downer Gump. "Most students don't like waste anyone's time," said "Fmreally excited, Ican'twait," lege of Letters andSciences. Years Woods was a religious ceremonial living there, and there are plenty Keodouangsyin an interview after she said. Boatman said. site for the Menominee Indians. the elections. THEUWMPOST JUNE 1,1999

The UW Credit Union's ATM it's time to put some new ATMs ATM, FROM PAGE 1 communication with the credit said Brillowski. "The university contract with UWM expires next union ATMs. Besides that, the shouldreally be respected because on campus, butnotif itmeanspay­ year, at which time the university credit union has two maintenance they could theoretically say 'Yes, ing a surcharge. To some UWM machines on campus," said will reopen the bidding process. contracts. Oneofthoseiswithaven- we're going to put surcharging students, the convenience of Rodriguez. "Three ATMs aren't Despite the credit union's de­ dor that provides 24-hour service ATMs on campus,' and they could cash-on-demand isn'teven worth enough for so many students." cision not to install another ATM andpromisesafour-hourresponse make alotmo re money off that. $1. James Stridden, a Union em­ this year, Tanger explained that it time to any mechanical ATM fail­ "I would assume there are not "It's definitely worth the incon­ ployee and UWM sophomore who is committed to enhancing service ures, suchasabilljam. Another com­ many banks thatwouldputan ATM venience of standing in line to sits on the Union Policy Board, to its members, which includes solv- pany provides business-hour service out that doesn't surcharge, so I save the dollar," said UWMj unior thinks more ATM locations is only ing the technical problems that to solve more in-depth problems, wouldimagine that's our ace in the Mike Rands. part ofthe solution. plague the Union's rogue ATM. like a smashed monitor. hole," Brillowski added. "I do think we need more "We definitely need more "I did propose the possibility of Enhanced ATM service Stridden agrees, which iswhy he ATMs," agreed Harwood. "But ATMs, but there also needs to be another ATM to Madison. The the money factor is more impor­ Along with these support ser­ would ratherwalkacrosscampus to more money in the machines," trouble is, it is very-expensive to tant to me. I hate getting sur­ vices, Brillowski said the credit wait in line at a credit union ATM Stridden said. "There need to be a put in another machine," Tanger charged." union has made recent updates to than see the universityinstall more couple more locations thatprovide explained. Though UWM will not be get­ the ATMs on the UWM campus. ATMs that do surcharge. ting a new ATM anytime soon, betterservice.where there is always "Madison is aware ofthe prob­ These updates, he said, will en­ "Why should someone charge there is good news for campus cash available and more varie ty of lem here," he added. hance the level of service the ATMs me to take out my own money?" ATM users. cash." Neither Wilmot nor the credit can provide. Stridden asked. "I'd rather save the union would disclose the price of Two weeks ago Union officials The price of convenient cash "We upped the volume of cash money than save a few minutes in installing and maintaining ATM and staff members from the But if the students and the thatyou can putinto an ATM to the line." services, though Hamann said Madison headquarters and the Union administration agree that maximum amount on both ma- Hamann admktedthatthe issue most ATMs start at $45,000 and Milwaukee branch ofthe Univer­ now might be a good time for an­ chines,"Brillowskiexplained. "Plus, of surcharging is one UWM will move upward in price, depending sity of Wisconsin Credit Union other machine, why did the credit we went to a bi-weekly cash replen- have to explore when the current on features. met to discuss the current ATM union decide otherwise? Hamann ishmentsystem." ATM contract expires nextyear. "Suffice it to say, it is very, very "What happens if a company situation. speculated that the reasoning be­ To charge or not to charge? hind the credit union's decision expensive,"saidthecreditunion's comes alongand offers to putin 10 "An outcome of our meeting Many financial institutions is equal parts contract and cost. Interim ATM Coordinator, Gerard machines on campus that will be was thatassurances thatservice to Brillowski. charge users a$l to $2 fee for each each machine would improve so "They were reluctant to put in available anywhere we want and transaction made atan ATM, but the that both machines are in oper^ another machine," said Hamann, "A lot of people think we plug with no waiting, but will charge the credit union does not. Brillowski able condition," Wilmot said iri who added that the costs neces­ in a machine, stick in some cash students?" Hamann asked. anditworks,"Brillowski continued. explained that the credit union is a "How do we balance that with a an e-mail message. sary to install and maintain an ATM non-profit institution and eliminat­ are great. "I think their reluctance "But there are all sorts of players company that doesn't surcharge, "I believe they are aware of involved." ing the surcharge is one way it seeks but can onlyput three machines on their need to keep two machines relates to the fact that when the to provide top-notch service to UW contract expires, they may be asked Those players include the campus?" he continued. "Those in running order all ofthe time," TYME network and M&I Data Sys­ students and stay true to its non­ are the typesofquestionswe'llhave he added. "And with their com­ to replace all the machines and profit status. start over." tems, which must be in constant to look at nextyear." mitment, we should expect im­ "We existsolelyforthe students," Moststudentsseemto agree that provement in service." oks for Summer Sc ave Mon

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PAGE 8 THE UWM POST JUNE 1,1999 Complete Discography All my best friends are Pez addicts "4 Songs" Demo Tape "Freebie" Demo Tape "Better Class of Losers" Tape nus" tour. Buthewasonlyatempo- sible video anthology that will in­ By Pete Menting from Good Grief. Chris came home "Unglued"7" (No Idea Records) rary solution. clude "Automatic," "Dopeman," "Pezkings" 7" (Toybox) on weekends and we started get- Less ThanJake found their man and "All My Best Friends Are "Sampler"Tape (Dill) Just good old boys. Never mean­ tingasecondband together. lastyearwhen trombonistPete, for­ Metalheads," aswell as concertfoot- "Making Fun ofThingsYou Don' t ing no harm. Beats all you never "Shaun was the original bass merly of Elgin, Ill.'s Slapstick, be­ age. Understand" 10" (Farout) saw, been in trouble with the law player, but he left with a carnival, came apermanent member. "Some sortof crazy thingusually "Against All Authority/ LTJ" 7" since the day they were born. Mak­ selling pizza-in-a-cup. I moved up (Farout) The road to success, like with happens onstage," said Buddy. ing their way the only way they to Gainesville, andwe had another "Sometimes it's not even planned. PezcoreCD/Tape (Dill) most bands, has notcome easy. LTJ Pezcore Picture Disk/LP (Rheto­ know how. bass playernamed Chris. That guy We'll getalittle crazy atsome of our has worked hard to gain their rec­ ric) The Dukes of Hazard runs left because he was a weasel and shows and pass outfree stuff. Chris ognition. Losers, Kings, and Things We Don'l\ strong with a certain punk band we got Roger. Then we gotjessica For example, it took them four dresses up alotin somethingweird. Understand 3 different backs (No from Gainesville, Fla., along with [saxophone]." years before Capitol Records He has sort of a wig fetish. We're Idea) Soon after Jessica joined, they otherTVshowthemesandforgot- sort of freak magnets. A lot of it's "Pung/LTJ"7"(NoIdea) ten child actors. Less ThanJake notplanned, like 6' 5" transvestites "Son of Pezcore" CD in toy pack are awaking the inner geek, the running up on stage." • "Rock-N-Roll Pizzeria" 7" (No collection obsessed child in all of Arecentpressingof Losers, Kings, Idea) us, as shown by the $275 shelled and Things We Don't Understandnzs, "Crash Course in Being an |Asshole" 7" (Rhetoric) out for their pie tin on E-Bay re­ a photo of Chris and the transves- cently. "G-Man Training Target" 7" as­ tite, which is also available on one sorted colors (Red Dawg/What Although some would argue of their trading cards. else?) and say that Star Wars is the prime It seems that Vinnie's older "Rock-N-Roll Pizzeria" 7" Japan reason, the fans would disagree brother has had an influence on only (NAT) and say it's the sixjakes, who, like Chris' fashion sense. "Pesto" 7" (Too Many) / their fans, are huge collecting "He's four years older than me "Slayer" 7" (No Idea) nerds. and he's fully, fully into the rock," "Kemuri/LTJ" 7" 3 pressings (No Vinnie, drummer and chief explained Vinnie. "He wears Idea/Fueled By Ramen) songwriter, and Roger, bassist/ leather pants out; the fringe things "PieTin"six7"boxset (Fueled By Ramen) singer, each have an impressive with a gold pentagram around his "Sampler" Tape (Capitol) colle aon of Pez dispensers and neck. All of his friends have "Kemuri/LTJ" 2x7" (Fueled By Pez tattoos. Camaros or Firebirds. It'sall about Ramen) "I have roughly 311 dispensers," the rockfor them." "Wood Panel Pacer" V/A 2xLP said Vinnie. "Pez is good. The only But the "transvestite" show was (Too Many) thing that would make it better is not an isolated incident as shown "Mixology" 5" (No Idea) if it dispensed nicotine." by the Less Than Jake Wrestling Losing Streak CD/Tape (Capitol) "I have 281 dispensers," added Federation show. Losing Streak Picture Disk (No Idea) Roger. "There was someone that I "That show was truly amazing," "Live From Chicago" 7" (Capitol) heard about that collected only saidVinnie. "Atthe end, Little Pony, "Madison" 8" Flexi V/A (Rheto­ Santa Pez dispensers. He had like this guy who's like 6'4" and 300 ric/Fueled By Ramen) 200 Santas; that's not a f*****g signed them to their current deal pounds, throws Chris out, and "Jimmy Eat World/LTJ" Tape collection." added Buddy in December of after having released two albums Roger, and throws me and everyone (Capitol) But the Pez thing isjust the tip 1992. Having played bass for an­ on independent labels. Those al­ else out. That's how the show "Madison Part 2" Live Tape ofthe iceberg. other Florida band, Buddy had (Rhetoric/Fueled By Ramen) bums, Pezcoreznd Losers, Kings, and ended, with everyone being thrown seen Less ThanJake before. Goodburger Soundtrack (Capitol) Everyone in Less ThanJake col­ Things We Don't Understand, have out" "I used to see them play all the "J Church/LTJ" 7" (Deadbeat) lects something. Whether it's toys, been so successful for Asian Man LTJ seems to be on a hot streak collected by the majority of the time as a three-piece in "Muppets"7" (Liquid Meat) and No Idea Records that they with Losing Streak selling 250,000 "SprocketWheel/LTJ" 7" (Snuffy band, or metal memorabilia, the Gainesville," said Buddy. "Then my have refused to turn over the rights copies, a future concert airing on Smile) items of choice for singer/guitar­ other band played with them one to Capitol. ESPN 2 for the X-Games and a re- "Dopeman (Remix) "CD mailing ist Chris. nightandl waslike Youhave horns centawaidfromFlorida'sJAM maga­ listonly (Capitol) now?' I hadn' tplayed trombone for A common misconception "It's become an obsession," ex­ zine for best Florida band to make "Duran Duran" V/A CD (Mojo) like ayear and a half. It was a hobby about bands on maj or labels is that plains trombone player Buddy itbig. "IThinkI Love You" Flexi (Capi­ thing and I said, 'Hey, you guys their video automticallygetplayed "Goldfinger." "At the ceremony, the audience tol) wanta trombone player?'" on MTV. While Marilyn Manson, "It's acollectingfrenzy. We have whose lyrics include drug refer­ was basically: 'Next up for category Scream 2 Soundtrack (Capitol) With their lineup almost com­ LiveFrom Uranusjapan only (EMI) to turn off at most Toys R Us and ences, didn't get banned, LTJ's of Florida Band to Make it Big. plete, they realizedsomethingwas "1977-1997"V/ACD pick things up." video for "Dopeman" did. Marilyn Manson: Yeah.' The whole What about all the cool things missing. Enter baritone saxman GreosedCD/LP (No Idea) "The whole thing is different crowd cheers and is in an uproar. "80's" 2x7" G-man & Crash Course they throw out at shows? Squirt Derron, aformer Holstein. because those guys are rock and 'LessThanJake:' Silence. 'Match­ (Rhetoric/Fueled By Ramen) guns, tapes, seven inch records, "I started playing with Less Than we're just some dumb rednecks box 20: Yeah! And the winner is "Cheese" 7" (Fueled By Ramen) and trading cards all have been Jake in May of '95," said Derron. from Florida," explained Vinnie. Less T hanjake' and everyone's like Hello RockviewT' boxset (Capitol) tossed out at their shows. "Basically Buddy was in Germany "If we sold a million records and 'ugh.'" Hello Rockview CD/Tape (Capi­ touring on his bicycle, growing his Butall the madness didn'tstart talked about drugs all we want, Make sure to check them out on tol) beard out. The band had some of­ until 1991 when Less ThanJake, we'd probably be on MTV. The this year's Van's Warped Tour. To Hello RockznewUP (No Idea) fers to play some big shows So they "Fall '98 Tour Sampler" Tape then a punk trio, was formed as a problem they had was that order the mail-order only items asked me to fill in and learn "Birthday Cake" 7" side project to Good Grief. ["Dopeman"] wasn't about, 'let's and listen to live MP3, visit the Buddy's parts on my sax. I never "Halloween" 7" "Me and Chris were in punk website at www.lessthanjake.coni. party, do drugs and have sex.' Bootleg a Bootleg and You Take Ou^ rock bands before in Port Charles, left!" "Itwas more about understand­ Vinnie also has his own side label the Middleman mail-order only Florida, which is three hours south Later Jessica left to pursue a ca­ ing that people have to do what with John Janick called Fueled By Good Bye Blue & WTutemail-order of Gainesville," explains Vinnie. reer in writing and once again they have to do to survive. It's about Ramen with lots of great unknown only "Chris moved to Gainesville to go there was a void in the horn sec­ reality and not glorifying it and talent. FBR is located at Short Music for Short People CD to school at the University of tion. Lars, formerly of Skankin' MTV isn'taboutreality." www.fueledbyramen.com. |V/A (Fat Wreck Chords) Florida which leftme, Shaun [now Pickle and now in the 78 RPMs, "Pesto" CD (Very Small) The band is working on a pos­ the LTJ roadie] and another guy filledin on the "Race Around Ura- Bold; still in print JUNE 1,1999 THE UWM POST

Mike Ness andMinorThreathittheroadon May 19 the Another State of Mindtour, which The Yell Leaders: not just another SHANKHALL incidentally, was made into a cult- favorite documentary film. When I was 14years old, my mom Throughout the firstfive or six So­ chauffeuredme to my firstencoun - cial Distortion albums, Ness bunch of pompom girls terwith Mike Ness. plagued himself with bouts with Itwas 1987, and Social Distor­ drugs, alcohol, and the law, until to play guitar. Actually turning my By Robin Lickel and we've been inspired, probably tion, headed by Ness, generated as the release ofthe most recent re­ ideas into songs and, subsequendy. somewhat covertly, by their ap­ much excitement for me as The cording White Light, White Heat, albums, is by far the biggest thrill When I asked drummer Bobby proach as well." Beades didfor Mom. White Trash, which seemed evident When asked about other influ­ forme. It'smakesmeapartofthe Tanzilo to explain what the heck a 12 years later, Mike Ness has fi­ of Ness' self-reconciliation, with ences in their music, the answer is world that I always swooned after." yell leader was, he said, "It's not nally, without abandoning Social such songs as "I Was Wrong" and unanimous and resounding. "We Asfortouring, notso much. the greatest name in the rock and Distortion, has written his much- "When the Angels Sing." all love Elvis Costello and Squeeze "Touringis great, butit'salotof roll business but The Clash was al- anticipated first solo album, and Over the past twentyyears, Ness readytaken." and The Clash," Tanzilo says. work," Vent says. "Sometimes, a lot of the time, it really sucks! Driv­ ing, eating s**tfood, waiting, get­ ting lost. The shows are usually great and the audiences (when there isone) aremosdygreattoo." "We 've been gone to Colorado a few times and out to Memphis," saidSchmid. "The longer trips are fun because yougettoseeanother part of the country. But playing Summerfestis always fun. Ialso like playing at the Rave because of all the other great people who've beenonthatstage." "Our gigging goes in fits and starts, adds Tanzilo. "We've had periods where we 've been out and about almost non-stop. I like get­ ting out there and playingandvis­ iting different towns, butit'shard workandit'sastrain on the pocket nine i>e»» booLNotawholelotofzanymemo- he performed it almost in its en­ has gained enough respect and ries, some drunken hazes, and tirety Wednesday night at Shank popularity, especially in lightof the loads of driving with a headache recentsolowork, to win the praises the next morning! Lots of truck Hall. of legends like Johnny Cash, The stop food and Christian radio A healthy-sized crowd, in THE YELL Rolling Stones, and Bruce shows." enough grease and tattoos to fry a horseanddyeittoo, turned outfor Springsteen, the latter offeringhis Ventagrees. As for the future, the Yell Lead­ Apparendy, a yell leader is some the show, despite its twenty dollar help on the solo album. "The Clash was, for my money, ers are cheering. sort of cheerleader. cover charge. As soon as Ness took the stage, the best, mostprolificrockandroll "We want to be international su­ "It's thatguyatsports events with Ness performed re-makes of he reassured the fans that "Social songwriters of all time," he said. perstars, man!"saysVent "Cultlike the bullhorn that leads the cheer­ songs by Hank Williams, Johnny Distortion" have no intentions of status, indeed! Seriously, we just ing squads and the crowd in Cornelia Streetdlso showcases the Cash, and even Bob Dylan, and breaking-up, andbegan to play Bob want more people to hear our mu­ chants," Tanzilo explained. mastery of local uber-producer ended the evening with three So­ Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's sic. Weknowit'sgoodandwelike I reminded Bobby that this was Mike Hoffmann, who'sworkedwith cial Distortion favorites. Allright". Willy Porter, The Verve Pipe and it." UWM, notthe Ivy League, and that Ness' punk rock career began -Sampson Parsons former Violent Femme Victor "I thinkwe'd all like to be doing we were still working on develop­ in early 1980, as Social Distortion ing some school spirit. DeLorenzo. music full time and although we' re But he should know. He and "Mike reallyadded to alotof the notobsessedwith 'goingplatinum,' le^ad singer and guitarist Joe Vent songs and was like the fifth Yell we would like people to hear our went to UWM in the 80s. Leader," says Schmid. music on a wider scale than we can achieve at this level," says Tanzilo. More UWM alums make good! "Whenyou'rein the studio, you Tanzilo, Vent, singer Mary can really get whatyouwant Schmid and bassist Paul Blemann E.^CENTERfST., are the currentYell Leaders, a lo­ and add PHONE: 263-4555 cal pop-rockcombo thathave been things to the the yell leaders around in various versions since song, like ex- 1991. They havejus t released their traguitars, or­ TEEN NIGHT second full-length CD, Cornelia gan and lay­ EVERY SATURDAY Street.n the One Fifteen record ered vocals, FREE BEER label. thatyou can't 8pm TO lam The album features two tracks get on stage S^JlSSi— 9 TO 11 with guest vocalist Justin Currie or in practice DANCE MIX fromDel Amitri, as well as a touch with only four band mem­ of inspiration from the Scottish "i1' immw' v' «•»» "y group. bers," she "I guess they are definitely in­ said. "The whole vibe of mno mm III INFLUENCE fluences in thatwe like the same cornella street sort of three-to-four minute, beinginastu- EVERY FRIDAY melody-heavy pop songs in the dio is very FREE BEER Beades tradition," saysTanzilo. "I've cool." Cornelia Street, their latest release 80's MUSK been friends with them for about "I espe­ $1.75 rails, $1 laps 9 TO 11 14years nowandwe've all spenta cially love recording," says Vent "If thatdoesn'thappen, we'll keep until midnight lotof time with them here, on the "Records that I loved growing doingwhatwe're doing." » road, andin Scotlandand London, up were the initial reason I wanted T I 10 THE UWM POST JUNE 1, 1999

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Oth­ Crack, Hanin Elias, and newcomer number three on the list of most refrain. ers miss the mark but there's no Nic Endo save much of their criti­ popular college albums. Other good tracks include "The point to skip them since it's over cism for capitalism and police bru­ That's due to the varying styles Trouble With Never," and "My before you know it. tality, there are a couple of songs she manages to incorporate into Best Friend," which could be one For those about to punk rock, that rail against the U.S, the most a mere 12 songs. Since the release of the top wedding songs of the we salute you. obvious ones being "U.S. Fade of her first album, Trailer Park, year. Short Music is yet another fine Out" and "Western Decay," which Orton has been referred to in very What country album can't use comp by the crew at Fat for a imply that we overestimate our interesting ways. a despairing, drinking type of cheap price (under $5, even your global importance. She's been called everything song? "Senorita Margarita" fits the mom charges more!) Alec has always written deep lyr­ from "the cleared eye oracle of bill nicely, and reminds the reader Pete Menting ics in his music since forming ATR London's breakbeat scene" to "a of McGraw's early hit "Refried with Carl and Hanin back in 1992, Dreams." bummed out angel in the bad­ Swimmer and mixing with aggressive beats. lands of love." Surreal "It's been along time since our lips met, Given the context ofher music, MAVERICK RECORDS huge (18,000people) rave this past both of these labels seem to fit the But you've always helped me to New Year's Eve in Los Angeles. folk songstress. The music can The first thing that came to forget, You may recognize such names whirl from one beat style to the mind when I saw the packaging of And I'll be regretting it in the as ART 200, Micro, Frankie Bones, next within seconds. She moves this CD was "is this a man or a morning, and Carl Cox. from slow, emotional ballads to woman?" Once the music started, Senorita Margarita let me hold Then there's up and comers you tight." funky dance beats. I was still trying to figure it out. like DJ Dan, Sniper, and Simply McGraw'sstarisstill on the rise, Her music proves that she has The male singer's voice has the Jeff thatyoumightnothave heard true talent both as a guitarist and most sexual neutrality I think I 've and A Place In The Sun is worth a of. as a singer. ever heard. place in your music collection. The tracks are incredibly tight Each song has layers of instru­ Karenjanka andfeature the much heralded DJ ments intermingling with her En­ Dan presents Needle Damage glish accent to create a musical "That Zipper Track (Needle But what is ATR as far as genre is boat floating on the wave of feel­ Dubbage mix)" song, proving that concerned? Are they drum'n'bass ings. you don't need vocals to make a orpostjungle? As for the future ofBet h Orton, greathouse anthem. Plus Carl Cox When Burn, Berlin, Burn came she says it best herself: "It's going and Frankie Bones are masters at out in 1996, the tag of jungle to be all right." m the art ofcreating dreamy techno. might have fit. Rachel Holm Sniper and AK1200 are among the But 60 Second Wipe Out sounds best drum 'n' bass DJs around but a little more melodic with its beat But one conclusion that I did that's why the comp has legs to Various Artists arrangement. The aggression and stand; its diversity. reach from it was that it was far immediacy of the music are still Short Music for Short People You can say what you want too nasallyand whiney to be in the retained but the beats aren't as FAT WRECK CHORDS about the millennium approach­ singing spotlight. pulsating and seizure-inducing as Various Artists ing and music becoming more Now thatl've gotthatoutin the before. Ever since starting NOFX, Fat Together As One digital. But ifyou can still dance open... I'm not sure Alec intendfor this Mike has been pushing the cre­ MOONSHINE and feel the music pumping in Overall, the music is slow. Swim­ to be an attempt to become more ative envelope of punk rock for your veins, the bass rushing in mer needs to work on mixing it mainstream, because ATR still is almost 15 years. With a lot of hype going to DJs your blood stream. Then who up a little to catch the listener's sticking its main political guns. But His compilations on his label from the U.K, it's refreshing to cares because its as warm as ever. attention. They attempted to with this album he and the rest of are no exception as soon by the move from slow to fast, butlost the know that there's Moonshine Pete Menting latest release on Fat: 101 bands ATR have established themselves records to representthe American overall effect and the transitions as being trendsetters and inge­ playing 30 second songs. Where did just felt abrupt. scene. does he get those wonderful con­ nious makers of great music. Most of the songs sound the Pete Menting same, and don't really go any­ where. Tim McGraw Stop by the UWM Post (Union But there was one exception to A Place In The Sun EG-80) and pick up a free that: song number four, "Dirty CURB RECORDS Word." The music effectively in­ Atomic Fireballs cassette corporated quick pauses of si­ Tim McGraw's riding on top of lence. That definitely grabbed my the world, and has definitely sampler. attention, and the attention of found his place in the sun. others around me. McGraw's career had a mete­ If Swimmer works on grasping oric rise to the top in 1998 with attention more effectively, they his album Everywhere. have a good chance of making ef­ Singles from the album topped fective music. the country charts for 18 weeks, And they need to have some­ and McGraw gained himself a le­ cepts? one else do the singing. gion of fans. Not all the bands on Short Mu­ Rachel Holm McGraw's fans, new and old sic are punk. Gwar and the alike, won'tbe disappointed with Dwarves have tracks, but they Atari Teenage Riot his latest effort, A Place In The Sun. 60 Second Wipe Out 1 don't fall into the category of One of the perks of The Atomic Fireballs new CD punk. DHR/ELEKTRA superstardom is the amount of But this album is a who's who well-written songs tossedyourway, 'Torch This Place", featuring of punk. What mover and shaker Alotof talkaboutthe U.S. lately and McGraw chooses wisely. the single, "Man With The Hex" seems to focus on our screwy sys­ isn'ton this? You have Pennywise, Talented singer/songwriters is in stores now. Less ThanJake, Bad Religion, tem of democracy. Bands like like Mark Nesler ("Cold Coffee Unwritten Law, Green Day, the Rage Against the Machine have Morning") and Deryl Dodd ("A denounced some our/their 16 THE UWM POST JUNE 1, 1999

Thisweek, I donthavealot to report as far as poetry readings go—except for Woodland Pat­ tern at 720 E. Locust. OUD Onjune 18 catch The Sparks, a poetry writing group part of he Voices of Woodland's Urban Voice series. M Poets Poets such as CJ Muchala, Helen Padway, and others will read at 7p.m. There will also be open mic that night so bring your own verses. QnSaturdayJune26at8p.m. (also at Woodland), catch Native American scholar and poet Roberta Hill. She'll read from Star Quilt, PhilidelphiaFlowers,and other works. Milwaukee writer HjackieDettloff will also read.

If you have any more an­ nouncements, send them to me. edited by UWM students and staff, sendyour poetry (summer must Amanda Mven give you some inspiration!) to [email protected]. Here are some original works 90sjane for people in my super-talented Natalie Schudiske poetry class. High top Chuck Taylors rainbow the stairs. My mens size 5 lace femininity. Im an average gurl. I think too much about • My Mom Flew to Rockf ord, dying my hair, EL cows butchered for Happy Erin Wichtoski Meals, my Dads NRAmembership, All by herself. China skinning Lassie to line Or Ohio—> go higher coats, float by, sigh Chris's rolledjeans, soar and score Deanna's suicide, Land on land, toujours and Elvis Presley terra firma theresabelahorizonti AaronP.Feest horizontalfrommybed, de mon lit. sellavison And looks are money, but tell a lies honey sell a vice mamucho dinero telling eyes nocounto but pronto, please make me vain. JUNE 1,1999 THE UWM POST 17

Witchouse year old ancestor, a witch named Matt Raftery, Monica Serene Lilith. Garnich Now here's the tricky part: Shortcuts FULL MOON ENTERTAINMENT Elizabeth's friends are actually the Let'sface it, Full Moon has been ancestors ofthe New Englanders for the Midnight showing of the on the internet! You can get it at putting out some real crap lately. that sentenced Lilith to die for uncut Toxic Avenger. www.beckerfilms.com. From Kraa-the Sea Monster to witch-related crimes 300yearsago! Stop byand say hello to the king David Lynch, creator of such Murdercycle, Full Moon has suc­ I'm not going to list the hun­ . of independent cinema. He will films as Lost Highway and Wild At ceeded in releasing the most sub­ dreds of movies that this one robs also be signing his book at Harry Heart, received a standing ovation standard, half-baked ideas that for its "original story," or thatsome W.Schwartz onDownf atCannesforhislatestfilm, atrue have ever graced the video store ofthe castmembers are one acting story about an old man riding his shelves. lesson away from an Ed Wood lawnmower to see his ailing I shouldn't beat on them too movie, or how they spliced in brother. What, no decapitations? Oh, and thanks to all the people who tuned in to the Mot Elm Show on 91.7 WMSE last News You\ Wednesday to hear me pro­ Can Abuse! mote Shortcuts and the com­ Star Wars Epi­ ing of TROMA! Itwas prob­ sode 1 has already ably only two of you, so thanks broken a record. With for nothing! its first day totals of 28.2 Well, I'll rap to ya in a couple million itshattered the record weeks. Until then, don't eat the held by Lost World for single day film! earnings. One record down, one Eric LaRose bigonetogo It seems that the Milwaukee pre­ miere of Wide Open was a success. Hopefully we will soon see a suc­ cessful local movie. Lloyd Kaufman, President of TromaPictures,creatorofthe Toxic Avengerand Sgt. Kabukimanandmy personal hero, will be in Milwau­ kee June 4 at the Times Theater

Jawbreaker nap the fourth and, due to a small of the beauties is one. Rebecca RoseMcGowan, Rebecca Gay heart error with a jawbreaker, the kid­ Gayheart I understand, but Rose TRISTARHOME VIDEO napped girl is dead. McGowan? That chick is ugly with a capital U, G, L,andY. People often ask critics (even Plus, she has a great scene with student ones like myself) 'what Marilyn Manson (who's in this madeyoubecomesointerestedin movie about 2 seconds more than movies thatyou would try to see al­ he was in Lost Highway, which is 15 most every movie released?' seconds). It is amazing to see the Anotheroft-askedquestionis "If his time as a novelty item isn' t up. there was one movie that influ- Another pretty amazing thing is encedyou to become this,whatwas how writer/ director Darren Stein it?" forgot to write in anyjokes. How For me, it would have to be the about that, acomedywithoutjokes. much, since I have been a longtime scenesfrom DarAAngEftosavealittle 1987 cult classic Heathers, starring That's like a computer without an fan. I've seen them all: Puppet Mas­ money. Christian Slater,Winona Ryder, 'F' key.. .ucking stupid. ter, Subspecies, Dark Angel-The Ascent. But it is one very small step in and averyyoungShannon Doherty. The soundtrack was cool. Um, They were all very good, butarewe the rightdirection. Though notas I was so nuts about this movie can 'trip thatapart, the soundtrack doomed with their sequels? interesting as some ofFull Moon's thatmyfriendsandlhaditmemo- for Heatherssucked. Are we expected to see movies greats, it is good to see that they rizedin its entirety. We'dsitaround But Heathers didn't need a hip like Subspecies 7: Look Who's Sucking are improving. atmybuddyChris' house andwatch soundtrack. It made its own little Nowor Puppet Master 666:Now Who's Here's the problem. A) Light­ it over andoveruntil the sun came world where it wasn't necessary. Got a Hand Stuck Up Their Tookus? ning and thunder are about as up. So when Rolling Sforwrnagazine The dialogue was sharp and the Their new effort is Witchouse scary as Ernie and Bert, 2) witches, said/awbreakerwas, "The best teen jokes were written during a time (witch-house). warlocks, vampires, ghouls, gob­ when political correctness was only movie since Heathers," \']nsiha.dt.o Death totally bites. In this one Elizabeth (some lins, puppets, ghosts, killer eyes are seek. a faint vision in Tipper Gore's women, resembling Vampira) in­ old hat, and D) youhaven'thada It ain't no HeothersW funnylookinghead. vites herfriendsoverforapartyat decent script since Dark Angel. Instead ofsayin g 'D 'oh' and go­ Jawbreakeris a "teen movie" only Jawbreaker isn' teven in the same herspookymansion. On this rainy Stopf**kingaround, Full Moon, ing to the cops, theyputtheir trust because its characters are in high league. Scrgam,maybe,butnotthis night she and her friends are go­ in Courtney and let her mess with and go back to making great low school. Courtney Shane one.For a movie that is all about ing tc perform a seance to bring the inevitable. budgethorror! (McGowan) is the leader of the power, ithas none. back Elizabeth's three hundred There are a few amazing things Eric LaRose school's elite clique made up of Eric LaRose about this movie. That Rose her and three other "beauties." McGowan is passed off as the queen She, and two other beauties kid­ POST SPORTS

PAGE 18 THE UWM POST JUNE 1,1999 Men's basketball home Panther runner Burrow crosses finish line to any of their daughter's collegiate year we won the MCC meet by one By Kara Anderson track meets. point, so this year it will be very "They always told me that as long close. It's a team goal to win the opener against Badgers Shawn Burrow is a 22-year-old as I try my best, then that's good," meet UWM applied math major. She is said Burrow. Burrow competed in the 200 nickname was the Normals. By Daniel Mike also a student athlete on the For this runner, the rewards and 400 meter. While she didn't The Panthers are 1-14 versus women's track and field team. and accomplishments of being an top 57 seconds in the 400, she did the Badgers, with the only win The Wisconsin Badgers will be She discovered her athletic tal­ athlete is what keeps her motivated. take first place with a time of 57:13, coming in a 77-72 victory, Decem­ the Panther men's basketball ent in elementary school. She It keeps her running all year long, and helped her team to take a sec­ ber 12, 1992. The Badgers won team's first home opponent next could run fast, and she ran inspires her to get up at 6:30 a.m. ond-place finish in the tourna­ last year's meeting 75-63. season. through middle and high school. every weekday for practices and stay ment, just 22 points behind De­ Other highlights of next The game will be played No­ During her senior year at focused. troit season's schedule for the Panthers Janesville Craig, UWM recruited vember 23 at the Klotsche Center "Being a runner has made me On Friday, May 7, women's include a possible road trip to play her and offered her a scholarship. and not the Panthers' former a better person," she said. "It al­ the University of Cincinnati on team finished second at the But­ home, the Arena, regardless of "I didn't plan to attend UWM," lowed me to go to college and let December 27, and road trips to ler Twilight Tournament. Burrow ticket demands. she said. "I wanted to go to U-Rock me set and achieve my goals." Iowa State December 8, and Utah ran the 400 meters in 59.51 to take "From our standpoint, we want (University of Wisconsin-Rock One goal was to break 57 sec­ second place. December 30. County in Janesville) for my first people to see our new arena," as­ onds in the women's 400 meter at While this is likely her last sea­ All dates are tentative. two years so I would have to pay sociate athletics director Doug the MCC conference champion­ son on the track team, she credits The rest of the non-conference for four years of college, but then Beard said, referring to the ships on May 1st. her career on the track team with scheduled opponents are Chicago UWM came and gave me a scholar­ Klotsche Center's 1997 renova­ "Placing in the conference meet changing her life. State, Michigan Tech, Missouri- ship." tion. is a goal of mine because itwill give Kansas City, Central Michigan, "Running got me to college and The game will most likely break Burrow's parents never actively the team points and that way we can and Mount Senario. I didn't turn out like my brothers the Klotsche Center record crowd encouraged her to pursue run­ win the meet," said Burrow. "Last who dropped out of school and Michigan Tech is Division II of 3,160 last season against UW- ning. In fact, they have not been are working factory jobs." Green Bay. The Klotsche Center program, and Mount Senario is an holds 5,000 fans. NAIA Division II program. This will be the first visit for the Tickets will go on sale October Badgers since 1920, when UWM 1, although students are allowed free admission with a valid student Swimming team adds three recruits was known as Milwaukee State Normal School, and the team ID. Season tickets are available now for $100 apiece. The UWM swimming team* has champion in the 100 freestyle. Her MCC." signed three more student athletes best times in the 50 and 100 Anhalt (Ft. Atkinson, Wis.-Ft to join the team for the 1999-2000 freestyle would be school records Atkinson) was a Division 2 WIAA Ryan recruits junior season. at UWM. In each of the past four state finalist in the 100 breaststroke Head coach Dave Clark an­ years, Porter has earned Ail-Ameri­ and 200 medley relay in 1999. nounced the signings of Rachel can consideration times in the 50 "Alex only started swimming as college transfer Smith, Renee Porter, and Alex ajunior in high school," said Clark. Anhalt "He is a real diamond in the rough. Men's basketball head coach Bo "Adrian brings size, strength Smith (Superior, Wis.-Supe- With year-round training he should Ryan continues to improve the Pan­ and experience to our front line," rior) was a state finalist in the 100 have a real chance to shine." thers' front court by signing jun­ said Ryan. "He is athletic enough breaststroke in 1998. The previously announced ior college transfer Adrian Coffey to defend on the perimeter and "(Smith) is a raw talent and if 1999-2000 swimming and diving to the team's 1999-2000 roster. plays with a physical presence in­ she continues her improvement team recruits are Jenny Behr, Jes­ Coffey, the 6'5" 240 pound for­ side. I'm looking forward to hav­ UWM PANTHERS she should battle for a spot on the sica Brokaw, Peter Clark, David ward played last season for Olney ing him as part of the Panther pro­ medley relays by the end ofthe sea­ Faust Greg Gedemer, Erin Hallen, Central College in Olney, 111. He gram." son," said Clark. and 100 freestyle. Shelly Matthias, Jenna Raymond, earned All-Region honors while Coffey becomes the fourth Porter (Wauwatosa, Wis.-West) "Renee is aproven talent," said Elizabeth Schleis, Matt Schmaling, averaging 10.3 points, 11 re­ player to sign with the Panthers was a four-time All-State sprinter Clark. "With full-time devotion to Greg Stone, Jenny Theis and Beth bounds, and 4 assists per game last since Ryan's hiring in April. Ryan's in the 50 and 100 freestyles. She swimming, I expect that she will Watt season. The Chicago native will other recruits are incoming fresh­ was the Division 2 WIAA state be one ofthe best swimmers in the transfer to UWM with two years on men Jason Frederick, Dan Weisse college eligibility remaining. and Kolombo Kadima.

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Dear Editor: a joint ventureof shared responsibility Dear Editor: between the state and the students at- The UW Board of Regents is asking tendingthe university. The interests of Who is responsible forthe present Wal-Mart wrong to ban the state legislature to pass a provision the familiesof Wisconsin and the abil­ impasse in the "peace process" that contained in the Governor's budget ity to provide their sons and daughters was supposed to have been imple­ that would create a fundamental shift with access to a higher education is mented in British-occupied Ireland in the affordabi I ity of the UW System. best represented in the state legisla­ some ti me ago? A brief look at the past 'morning-after' pill This provision is called "continu­ ture. will reveal the answer. ing appropriation authority" or "tuition The tuition of our public universi­ For nearly fifty years the Irish popu­ flexibility." ties isa policy decision thatshou Id be lation of the occupied six counties Tuition flexibility would grant all made by the elected officials of this were treated inhumanely. The British By Gloriane Peck authority regardingthe col lection and state. Wisconsin should be cautious government did not do anything on expenditure of tuition revenue to the not to followthe path of our neighbor­ their behalf. (U-WIRE) EAST LANSING, Mich.—I have never been inside a Wal- Regents, removing legislative oversight ing states by passing on the responsi­ Final ly in the late 1960's the Catho- in the tuition setting process. lic population of the north began to Martstore. bility of ensuring the affordability of With the passage ofthis provision, UW System to an unelected body.. demand their human and civil rights. And after Wal-Mart officials' recent announcement that the chain's the tradition of providing the unique John Grabel Their peaceful demonstrations for pharmacies will notsell the so-called "morning-after" pill, I'mglad. combination of quality and affordable ' President, United Council of UW equality in housing, voting and jobs Emergency contraception is not a new idea. It's been a well-kept se­ higher education by UW System Students were met with violence on the part of cret of health-care providers for years:, as they prescribed certain birth would become a thing ofthe past. Orange-inspired mobs and govern­ control pill combinations to prevent pregnancy after unprotected sex. In the 1997-99 biennial budget, the ment. But now, after Food and Drug Administration approval in September, Board of Regents received a limited Dear Editor: There was no Irish Republican there is a designated, prescription hormone sequence available to women version of tuition flexibility. When UW Army around to defend the Catholic to use after a condom slips or breaks, they miss a birth control pill or they System did not receive full funding of I am writing in opposition to the re­ population in those days. Finally this are raped. the faculty pay plan, the Board of Re­ cently introduced AB 312, a law that army did arise gents raised tuition to coverthe differ­ would change Wisconsin's parental Without the IRA, there would have However, the Preven Emergency Contraceptive Kitmay notbe so ac­ ence. consent law for minors seeking abor­ been no incentive forthe British gov­ cessible because Wal-Mart executives have decided to play politics with The resu It was a tuition increase of tion. ernment and people like David women's health by making the drug more difficult to purchase. Because 13.2% over the last two years at UW This new legislation is a concern to Trimble to negotiate with the represen- the first dose ofthis two-sequence drugmustbe taken within 72 hours of System. me because ofthe significant detrimen­ tatives of Irish Republicanism in order unprotected intercourse, it's imperative that women be able to purchase In theirquest for full tuition flexibil­ tal effects on young women's health. to guarantee the civi I and human rights it as soon as possible. Since Wal-Mart runs the second-largestpharmacy ity, the Board of Regents and UW Sys­ The new law could harm the young ofthe Catholic nationalist population. system in the country, and has little competition in many ofthe small tem have noted that the other Big Ten women it claims to protect by increas­ It should be obvious who is trying towns it's located in, many women will turn to the store for help. universities maintain this authority. ing illegal and self-induced abortions, to nullify the Good Friday Agreement. family violence, suicide, later abor­ The answer is the British govern­ Sure, the company says its pharmacists will refer women requesting Omitted from their arguments is the fact that the legislative oversight pro­ tions, and unwanted childbirth. ment and the Orange-ite David Trimble Preven to a different pharmacy, but the store also claims its decision is vided by Wisconsin's state government The American Medical Association who insist upon IRA de-comissioning notpolitical or based on any sort of ethicaljudgment. Denyingawoman is the reason the UW has the second notes that "Because of the need for to begin before Sinn Fein can enterthe control ofher body is very much apolitical move, one thatkeeps women lowest tuition in the Big Ten. The aver­ privacy, minors may be driven to des­ Executive, a demand that is a viola­ from determining the mostpersonal decision they will face. age tuition of Big Ten Universities is perate measures to maintain the confi­ tion ofthe Good Friday Agreement. But I guess if Wal-Mart officials want to say their decision isn't based $1,700 higher than tuition at Madi­ dentiality of their pregnancies. They British imperialism is indeed two- on ethics, that's OKwith me. It certainlydoesn'tsoundvery ethical to me son, with tuition at Penn State an the may run away from home, faced. In Belgrade, British imperialism for the Wal-Mart bigwigs to forgettheirmoral obligation to provide com­ University of Michigan beingtwo times obtain a 'back alley' abortion, or is raining death and destruction on the prehensive health care to women. the tuition of UW. resort to self-induced abortion." peopleofYugoslaviaforfailuretosign I urge anyone who cares about a peace agreementwhile in Belfast Blair Instead, were their decision an ethical one, they would have remem­ The UW System is a public institu­ tion designed to provide access to teens to oppose this legislation. and company are conniving to re­ bered stories such as the ones I've heard during my two years in Michi­ higher education for the taxpayers of Jennifer Olenchek write a peace agreement. gan State University's residence halls. Wisconsin. For 150years, the Univer­ Co-President,Milwaukee National Hypocrisy, thy name is Britannia! I've heard plenty of stories about what happens in the heat ofthe sity of Wisconsin has done thisthrough Organization for Women William Gartland moment, whenyou've had too much to drink, whenyou're feelingalittle bitsadoralittlebitinsecure.whenyoumakeconcessionsormistakes.Or what happens when the condom tears or is used incorrectly, no matter how careful you were. I've heard girls comfort their crying friends in hallways, telling them that they need to remember to use condoms, no Finding yourself in the post matter what. I've heard girls struggle to figure out how, exactly, their birth control pills work, only to end up, a month later, dancing in the bathroom when their pregnancy tests showup negative. nonconformist age And after two years, I'm not sure I know anyone who uses a condom every time they are sexually active. It's not smart, but it's the way it is. By Robert Isenberg else" became a popular catch- And why haven't we been able to Accidents happen. Rape happens. And that'swhyPreven, and the strong phrase. fulfill it for the past five and a half people who stand up for it, exist. (U-WIRE) PITTSBURGH — Indeed, beingtrulydifferentin decades? Each year about 2.7 million unintended pregnancies occur. Accord­ Some time ago, conformity was a the modern world is tough. The More quizzical is my cereal box" ing to emergency-contraceptive researchers, 50 percent of all abortions good thing. We all marchedin even "leaders in outsiderness" work for of all things. On the back, there is and unintended pregnancies could be avoided if women had access to rows. No problemswere unsolvable advertising firms and get paid ex- aphoto of a girl with aspoon stuck Preven. because ifyou behaved like every­ orbitandy to generate a means of to her nose and an accompanying According to the Wal-Mart Web site, the chain has "an ongoing com­ body else, itwoulddawn on you that being sufficiently different. Some­ blurb: "POST KIDS invites you... mitment to keeping children safe and healthy." there was no problem. No man was how, their products must have in­ to kick back and be yourself! From The business claims to work toward "healthy, happy andfulfilling lives" an island. herent qualities that enhance the feedingyour face with your favor­ for future generations. But part of beingsafe, health and happyis being Then conformity became bad. you-ness of you. Otherwise, you ite cereal to creatingyour own ce­ wanted. And if people can' t be trusted to remember to use condoms or The trend was to be an individual won'tbuyitbecauseit'sasymbolof real box, POST KIDS is a place make decisions about their readiness to raise a child, then they cannot at all costs. 'Your identity is your either conformityorapersonality whereyoucanbeyou." be trusted to raise a child. It's notfair and itisn'tgoing to fulfill anyone's own," people said. Nobody can own disorder. What on earth does eating ce­ life — not even those of the suits at Wal-Mart—to bring another un­ you. Be different. Take, for example, an advertise- real have to do with being me ex­ wanted child into our society. Then being different became mentin American Heritage maga­ cept that I satisfy my daily iron re­ Wal-Mart officials claim their no t-based-on-ethics decision not to carry passe because everybody was being zine. It reads: "At Del Webb's Sun quirement? The choices — from Preven is strictly business. If that's so, they ought to be worried about different. So society started argu­ Cities, the active communities for eating cereal to making a cereal losing potential customers who feel thewayldo—thatawoman's uterus ing that being different was a sort people age 55 or better, you'll find box — don't sound like a wide is notabattlegroundorapolitical billboard. of conformity. This viewwasso com­ endless possibilities to fulfill the range of activities. Does this mean promise of who you really are." monplace that the conformist idea SEE CONFORM, NEXT PAGE of being "different like everybody What promise is it talking about? PERSPECTIVE

JUNE, 11999 THE UWM POST PAGE 21 Gray partners for The fine art of subversion "Well, you know...all them fag­ were more than friends related to ter Uncle Waltie's turn at bat, gots are creative. There's some­ each other. Audre Lorde, a black lesbian femi- thing about being fruity and nutty Before the word "gay" or "homo­ nistwouldsay: "The master's tools a green future thatmakes 'emartsyandcraftsytoo." sexual" existed Walter was out will never dismantle the master's This is a theory held by an uncle there on the front lines, trying to house." Though it too is a poetic By Rep. Spencer Black ergy is better for the environment, of mine. The image ofthe homo­ turn of phrase, I am notso sure that but a barrier to renewable energy sexual asa "fontof creativity" is one it represents sound reasoning Gray is hoping to make Califor­ is thatitcannotproduce power all thatseems to stay with us. I'll ven­ when applied to the struggles of nia look green — Governor Gray the time. The wind has to blow or ture to say that it is because, like the gay, lesbian, and bisexual com­ Davis, thatis. the sun has to shine for renewable mostpersistentstereotypes, there munity. Governor Davis announced last energy sources to work. Also, some is a grain of truth in it. In fact, I believe that Lorde is month a fuel cell vehicle partner­ of the best sources of power are Homosexuality does seem to wrong. ship in California. The long-term remote from population centers. produce more than its fair share of Historicallyandpresendy, many goal is simple: to produce a car that For example, the greatest artists, actors, musicians, dancers, ofthe mostprominent, interesting, gives off zero emissions. source of wind power in the writers, hairstylists and other cre­ andpoignantadvancesmade have Itmaysoundlike Governor Davis United States is the sparsely popu­ ative types. I often wonder why that sprung from acts of subversion in is California dreaming, but the part­ lated plains of North Dakota. is. * Bi-Partisan which the master's toolswere made to serve the ends ofthe oppressed nership has taken a step closer to Fuel cells may help researchers For one thing, we seem to ask 3 with Michelle Raffety making that dream a reality. getaround these barriers. Renew­ about the sexual orientation of our individuals who wielded them. Fuel cell vehicles draw electri­ able energy power can be used to artists and celebrities more often In language, symbols, and litera­ cal power from afuel cell engine, a produce hydrogen gas, which is than we ask about the sexual ori­ ture, this was and remains espe­ device that produces electricity ef­ ideal for fuel cells. This means that entation of say, our plumbers and cially trueof "the love thatdare not ficiently, silentlyandwithoutcom- energy in one location could be chiropractors. There could be a speak its name." bustion. Itusessimple technology collected and trucked to another truckload of lesbians manfully One ofthe most re cognized gay that creates a chemical reaction location. In essence, hydrogen manning their posts at H&R Block symbols, the pink triangle, had its between hydrogen and oxygen to could provide a way to store and everytaxseason. I'm sure there are I origins in the Nazi death camps. form electricity. The only exhaust transport solar or wind power and an army ofgaymen (as sure as I am Considerwhatwordslike "lesbian," created by this zero-emissions sys­ make itusable in cars. that there are gay men in the army) "dyke," "dragqueen" and "butch" tem is watervapor. The California fuel cell partner­ behind the counter ofever y Burger mean today, as compared to what King who smile a secretsmile each k

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