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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 21,1991 VOL 69, NO. 25 JMU may cut current budget 3 percent
of finance, announced Monday that hard to find." So he said yesterday the growth in revenue of about 3 percent, by Christy Mumford state agencies would have to prepare a stale's announcement was totally Rose said., But the outlook for that news editor contingency plan that would cut 3 unexpected. amount of growth is grim. JMU may have to cut this year's percent out.-of "I talked to some Consumer spending and budget 3 percent if stale revenue their 1991-92 people in Richmond investments have continued to be doesn't improve. fiscal year recently who are close sluggish, and although income tax Dr. Linwood Rose, JMU senior budgets. BUDGET to the situation, and collection has been good, it hasn't vice president, said the cuts are Rose had said they didn't know. been enough. "probable." in the Nov. 14 BLUES They kept it pretty Rose said he hasn't had time to $ But "it's a little too early to say Breeze, "There close to the vest," he meet with JMU's vice presidents and how we'll react," he said. will be no more said. "It was a complete surprise." Paul W. Timmreck, state secretary reductions, but new money . will be The state expected an annual BUDGET page 2 A campus turns to ESPN, Dukes Students congregate for first tipoff of the season by Rob Kaiser staffwriter Outside was cool and quiet, but in dorm rooms and TV lounges the air was warmed with electricity. It was the tipoff of the Dukes' 91-92 season, and across the campus — in front of the TV or not — student minds were on basketball.
7:07, Garber Hall It's tipoff time and he's set. The Man, with Dukes sandwich in hand, has claimed rights to the middle RYAN KETCHUM/THE BREEZE couch court seats in the Garber television lounge. Armchair coaches guide the Dukes through their 24-point loss to the Yellow Jackets. FANS page 2 Tech stomps JMU 93-69 INSIDE Its not over in season-opening game 'til its over Over 200 Nazi Geiger at center and 6-foot-11 forward Malcolm by Maurice Jones war criminals are Mackey. JMU's tallest starter, Jeff Chambers, stands still at large/3 staffwriter at 6-foot-7. The JMU men's basketball team hung with the Georgia Tech simply wore down the Dukes in the 23rd-ranked team in the nation for twenty minutes second half. The Yellow Jackets out-rebounded JMU I owe, I owe, so off to work I go last night, but a taller Georgia Tech 59-43 overall, with 28 coming off the Check out how smarter seniors are team proved to be too strong for the offensive glass. Tech turned many of preparing for the tough job market/3 Dukes in the second half as Tech those boards into points and pulled turned a 39-34 halftime lead away early in the second half. Alive and kickin' A profile of senior Rich Bouzakis, who into a 93-69 shellacking. A 33-10 run in the midpoint of the recovered from a near-fatal car accident in The first half was dominated final half put the Dukes to rest. 1986/31 by defense, with both teams Georgia Tech came out in the INDEX shooting less than 40 percent th« Dukw vs. second half pounding the ball inside. from the field. Georgia Tech seemed bothered by Geiger, Mackey and 6-foot-7 freshman James News 3 Lifestyles 31 JMU's harassing defenders while the Dukes couldn't Forrest scored 14 consecutive points in the paint. Focus On 7 Sports 33 Humor find a crease in the Yellow Jackets huge frontcourt. Opinion 8 37 Entertainment 12 Classifieds The Dukes' inside players faced 7-footer Matt JACKETS page 2 38 2 • THE BREEZE THURSLW, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Budget CONTINUED from page I year," he said. percent faculty salary increase doesn't he didn't know when JMU would find President Ronald Carrier to map out For example. Rose said a tuition look good. out if the cuts will be implemented. the contingency plan. "We're going to surcharge is unlikely. "It's hard to be optimistic about JMU took about a $6 million cut in have to look at our expenditures. Rose said JMU's two biggest salaries when you're looking at a 3 general funds in the 1990-92 budget, There are [cuts] we can make at the priorities will be avoiding reductions percent cut," Rose said. causing a freeze on faculty and staff beginning of the year before the in courses and avoiding personnel He said JMU's plan will probably positions, a loss of planned faculty budget begins that we can't layoffs. be submitted to the state around the raises and brought plans for new necessarily do in the middle of the But he said the proposed 6.5 second week of December, but he said programs to a stand still. Jackets - CONTI NUED from page 1 Carter, who was impressive in the Dukes' two Freshman Travis Best gave an impressive debut exhibition games, was also a major factor as JMU performance at the point for Tech. After getting in led its larger opponents by one rebound at the half. Breakdown of scoring early foul trouble, the lefthander regrouped to lead He demonstrated, at least for a half, he could play DuKes all scorers with 18 points. with the big boys. The 6-foot-5 Carter blocked seven Forrest accounted for 16 points and Geiger shots on the evening. Carter 15 finished with 14. Mackey cleared the glass with 14 Edwards 14 And despite some sloppy play early in the first Culuko 14 rebounds. half, JMU point guard Bryan Edwards found his Davis ft But JMU had difficulties finding the basket. The range from behind the three-point arc and keep the 93-69 Lancaster 7 Dukes shot a miserable 34 percent from the field. Dukes in the game. His first three-pointer put JMU Venson 4 The game began well enough for the Dukes as ahead 24-23 with 6:20 left in the half. Bos tic 3 Chambers 2 they traded leads and blocked shots with the Jackets The Boston College transfer also gave the Dukes a for most of the first half. JMU was spurred by the boost going into the half, after launching a NBA- play of junior college transfer Paul Carter. He led the distance three to cut the score to 39-34. Edwards and Dukes in scoring with IS points. freshman Kent Culuko each scored 14 for the game. Fans Jackets \ CONTINUED/**, j^e 7 text. She knew there was a game, but didn't watch. Sophomore Josh Pringle, the ultimate RA, was "Watching on TV is boring," she said. ready even before the basketball season started, Sampson still searches for an excuse. arguing with his residents, "Hey, don't mess with "My parents would rather have me studying," he Boise State!" blankly offered. HJM GRANT JERDING/THE BREEZE Nowhe offers advice to anyone who will listen. "Make sure you go to the games and cheer on the 7:27, Alpha Kappa Lamba House Dukes don't size up to the taller Yellow Jackets, but Dukes no matter what happens," he said. The brothers of Alpha Kappa Lambda litter the that doesn't matter to him. Two couches away, freshman Katrina Jensen has party room. Senior Steven Billy, who is caressing his "Short people are better able to adapt," he said. "I joined the seven guys to cheer on the Dukes. Keystone beer, starts to hype the season. get cracked on a lot, so I'm for shorter people." "I get along with guys better than I do girls," she "We're setting more picks and we have a better In another room, sophomore Sargent McDonald is explained. "I live in Dingledine and I haven't even offense," he said. "We're deeper than we've ever stretched out on his bean bag. A book lays open seen the inside of the Dingledine lounge." been before." before him and a highlighter is in his hand, but his Pringle shouts,"Who banged the three? Kent?" Senior Chris Beardsley, who is favoring his can of eyes are on the screen. Having the book there the Beast, helps his brother pump up the season. "makes me feel better" he says. 7:18, Carrier Library "They're well coached. They play better as a Junior Steve Sampson explains that he didn't team." 8:03, steps of Wilson Hall know the Dukes were on television tonight. Right Not everybody has the night off. Two campus now he's drowning himself in a sea of Criminal 7:37, Hanson Had cadets patrol in front of Wilson Hall. "We got a job," Justice books in the Law Library. Sophomore Beau Tilley, a Hanson resident, junior Chris Richardson said. His partner, senior "I'm a basketball fan, but not a big fan," he said. preferred to watch the game in his suite. Bryan Cox, added, "Trying to watch out for y'all." "My roommate, he's a psychedelic basketball fan!" "The TV's there and we can curse the refs without Being a cadet has its advantages, however. In another section of the library, junior Irish having anybody tell us to shut up," he said. "We'll work games," Richardson said. "That's Marra contemplates over her Abnormal Psychology Tilley, who stands only 5-foot-9, notices that the what I'm doing for the UNLV game." 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200 Nazi WWII Smarter seniors prepare criminals still at for competitive market large, scholar says "What we're trying lo do here is make up for the by Donna Ragsdale lack of recruiters wiih a rcsumc-rcfcrral program." by Christian Munson staff writer She said many employers don't have the money right staff writer A lighl job market Icfi many of lasl year's JMU now to come to the schools, so ihe schools and At least two hundred people who served in graduates unemployed, bul seniors this year arc students will have to go to them. Adolph Hitler's SS or as concentration camp already preparing for the rough competition after Morsch said very lew students gel their jobs alter guards during World War II arc al large in the graduation. graduation through on-campus recruiting, and "il is United Suites. "The seniors who are coining in this year have a a mistake for students lo use on-campus recruiting as Dr. Charles Sydnor, prcsideni of Emory and better grasp on what's really going to happen," said their only resource." Henry College and the lasl Visiting Scholar of the Mary Morsch, assistant director of the JMU Office Mead-Saundcrs said, "They should be treating this semester, spoke to a capacity crowd Monday of Career Services. "It caught lasl year's group a as another class or part-time job." night at Grallon-Siovall Theatre aboul American little off guard." Networking with people whom the student already efforts lo find ex-Nazis who came lo the Uniied knows, meeting with employers face-to-face, and Stales after ihe war. Preparing for a tight job market taking alternate jobs arc situations many seniors arc A historian familiar wiih the concentration While student interest in the job market has facing. SYDNOR page 6 increased, employment hasn't. "I know a lot of students arc just wailing il oul," "In the past, one of the reasons employers Carretta said. "They've settled for second best for canceled recruiting here was they didn't receive the time being." enough student interest — that has not been the case In 1989, 66 percent of responding alumni said this year," Morsch said. they were in the field of their choice — that This year some of the 200 companies who recruit decreased to 59 percent in 1990 and will probably on campus at JMU have canceled or decreased their continue to decline until the economy allows interviews because they don't have as many open companies to hire more people. positions. JMU graduate Troy Suter, who got a job right Pat Carretta of the career services office at George after graduation this year, said, "They're going to Mason University also said their recruiting has fallen really have to be open to possibilities they've never 15-percent. Job listings for part-time and summer thought of." jobs have dropped 45-percent. Although exact figures aren't in for the 1991 "We have found that generally hiring is down," graduates, ihe Office of Career Services said thai six Carretta said. "We have far fewer employers months after graduation in 1990, 84 percent of JMU recruiting on campus than this time lasl year." students cither had jobs or had gone lo graduate RYAN KETCHUM/THE BREEZE Mary Mead-Saundcrs, from the career services office at the College of William & Mary, said, GRADUATES page 6 Dr. Charles Sydnor Carrier appoints Byrd to study Faculty member dies after illness registration's 'artificial limits' Dr. Rose Mary Rummcl, 51, of Route II in will try lo have ihe system upgraded. The cost Harrisonburg, dial of natural causes Nov. 13 al the by Ava Hawkins University of Virginia Hospital where she had been a staff writer for repairs would range from S60.000 lo S75,(KK). patient for over a year. Mclanic Byrd, SGA administrative vice Also al the meeting: Rummcl was a professor of physical education and sport al JMU. She joined the faculty in I Wo ami president, has been appointed by JMU President • The SGA discussed having condom Ronald Carrier lo determine whether the current vending machines in residence halls, bul no was the first prcsideni of the JMU Faculty Women's Caucus. "artificial limits" registration policy is fair lo definite plans were made. She earned her bachelor's degree at Lamar Slate students who register early. •Ad-Hoc Committee Chair Cynlhia University in Bcaumonl, Texas, and her master's Artificial limits force the computer Pcndlcton announced that the commiilce is degree at Sam Houston Slate University in registration system to slop admitting students to trying to find belter ways for ihe SGA to Hunlsvillc, Texas. She received her Ph.D. from ihe classes before the class is full in order lo leave communicate wiih students. University of Texas al Austin in 1972. room for students registering later. • SGA President Pauicia Soulhall is looking For example, if 20 students can be admitted inlo ways lo change Health Center policies to She was the daughter of Rosic Schoppc Rummcl into a class, the computer during registration offer AIDS testing free and confidential lo of Port Arthur, Texas, and ihe laic William H. will cut off after about 18 have registered. The students. Rummcl. computer will then open spaces for students who • Communication and Public Relations Chair The burial was in Port Arthur, Texas. register at a later time. Resha Jencby announced that the committee is Memorial contributions may be made to JMU Two more telephone lines could possibly be planning an AIDS Awareness day. Foundation for the Bruce-Crawford-Morrison- added for easier registration in the future, Byrd • Buildings and Grounds Chair Nick Rummel Scholarship Fund, the Rockingham said. Also, because the campus phone system is Cordovana encouraged everyone to support the Harrisonburg SPCA, or the Hospice Unit at sometimes slowed during registration, the SGA "Christmas Tree on the Quad" gathering. Rockingham Memorial Hospital. — LisaCrabbs 4 • TOE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 : PolicelogWTL^rJ^ *T„ •-_ r-. "T- " - ~-^ -T_ .J
by Dave Fields p.m. Nov 17 and instructed to leave the campus. measuring 2 1/2 feet by 2 1/2 feet by 2 feet police reporter reportedly were stolen from the party room of the Campus police reported ihc following: Suspicious Activity Alpha Chi Rho fraternity house between 11:30 • Two juvenile non-students were charged a.m. Nov. 12 and 9:30 a.m. Nov. 14. The speakers are valued at $600. Fire criminally with drunk in public when police allegedly discovered that the two had been • A Hewlett-Packard brand Think Jet model • Harrisonburg Fire Department extinguished a drinking after apprehending them in X-lot and the computer printer reportedly was stolen from the grass fire observed by an officer between the Village area at 1:20 a.m. Nov. 17. reference room in Carrier Library at 5 p.m. Nov. Bluestone dormitories and G-lot at 1 p.m. Nov. 15. The non-students reportedly were with another 15 and 3 p.m. Nov. 16. • A stump light caught on fire outside Hillside juvenile non-student on bikes, and when they Hall at 12:49 a.m. Nov. 17. Harrisonburg Fire encountered police two fled the scene and one Destruction of Public Property Department responded to the call and remained and was apprehended. The second was • A screen was damaged in a window in Garber extinguished the fire. apprehended soon afterward, and the two were Hall sometime between 1 and 1:25 a.m. Nov. 17. • Members of the housekeeping staff reported released to the custody of their parents. The seeing fire in the mulch bed on the north side of Damage to the screen is estimated at $20. name of the other juvenile non-student who fled Keezell Hall at 12:01 a.m. Nov. 19. has been obtained, and the information has been Verbal Abuse turned over to city juvenile authorities. • A hall staff member reportedly was verbally Throwing Projectile From Occupied • Five rounds of live .38 Special "wadcutter'-type Building abused by an individual whom he instructed to pistol ammunition reportedly was discovered by a secure his bike outside of Shorts Hall at 10:50 • A person was almost hit by a two-liter bottle member of the housekeeping staff in a trashcan in partially full of water thrown from the eighth floor p.m. Nov. 17. The subject was gone when police the first floor women's restroom of Johnston Hall arrived. of Eagle Hall at 10:48 p.m. Nov. 17. at 7:40 a.m. Nov. 15. DUI Suspicious Person Peeping Tom, Trespass • A non-student observed by police loitering in • A white male in his twenties, about five-foot- • Non-student Ricky Shifflett, 33, of Elkton, front of the Duke Fine Arts building at 3 p.m. Nov. nine with a stocky build, dark medium-length hair reportedly was charged with driving under the 15 was instructed to leave campus and not return and wearing jeans and a jean jacket reportedly influence after police observed Shifflett driving after an identity check on the individual reportedly entered a women's lavatory in Eagle Hall at 8:35 with a flat tire on Port Republic Road at 11 p.m. revealed him to be a habitual offender with a local a.m. Nov. 17 and looked over the top of one of the Nov. 16. criminal record. shower stalls at a female resident who was • A non-student, who reportedly had been showering. drinking but was not intoxicated, was Number of drunk in public charges since Aug. Grand Larceny 24:110 apprehended by police in Carrier Library at 1:10 • A pair of Audio Centron brand loudspeakers
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Miss & Master Winter Wonderland: The Blue Ridge chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society is sponsoring the 1991 Miss & Pretzel Rdbits Master Winter Wonderland Beauty Pageant on The word pretzel comes from the German word, brezel, derived from its Latin root, brachiatus, Saturday, Nov. 23 at 2 p.m. in the Elkton Theatre. meaning having branches like arms. The pretzel's humble origin dates back nearly 1,400 years Four-foot trophies, crowns, S50 savings bonds, to its discovery by monks in Southern Europe who were looking for ways to use leftover bread banners and flowers will be presented to the winner. dough. Some of the little known facts and traditions listed below show the history of pretzels. Door prizes donated by local merchants will be given out. Ticket sales will benefit the continued research of multiple sclerosis. More information is available • If Americans ate only pretzels as a snack, their snack Brittle, glazed and salted dough was twisted at (703) 652-8682. consumption which averages to represent children's arms folded in prayer 19 pounds a year, would save and the monks rewarded those children them 5,000 calories. who learned their prayers. B5*3fcS£tf In many wedding ceremonies, the heart-shaped snack represented the nuptial knot. • The nutritionally low-fat pretzel has also been used as a wishbone when two children would pull at each end and the child with the larger piece would have a wish come true. Back in 1861, the first commercial pretzel bakery was built in Lititz, Pa.
ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE Human Genome Fellowships offered: The U.S. Department of Energy is offering the Human Genome Distinguished Postdoctoral U.S. ordered to halt return of refugees: Patients were paying up to $5,000 for the Fellowships, for human genome research, with a On Tuesday a federal judge in Miami ordered supposed fertility treatments. Jacobson allegedly first-year stipend of $35,000. Fellows will conduct the government to halt the return of Haitian told the women that the baby was miscarried or research related to KOE's Human Genome Program. refugees to Haiti. Administration officials from reabsorbed into the mother's tissues when the Fellowships are awarded applicants with a doctoral several agencies and the National Security pregnancy failed to develop. degree. Council tried to find a way to void the order, For more information, write to however, legal experts say there is little chance Israeli minister made secret trip to Science/Engineering Education Division, Oak Ridge they will succeed. China: Associated Universities, P.O. Box 117, Oak Ridge, Officials ordered the return of the refugees Israeli Defense Minister Moshe Arens Tenn. 37831-0117, or call (615) 576-4805. The because they feared an uncontrollable flood of conducted an official secret visit to China this application deadline is Feb. 1,1992. Haitians coming to the U.S. to month to discuss military and escape poverty. AROUND ►^ political issues. The visit gave THE GLOBE ^ a y)OOSl «> relations between the Youth Hostels make travel affordable: Shevardnadze returns to CQ O two countries. Both Israeli and American Youth Hostels is a non-profit office: g S Chinese officials say ties organization that supplies affordable Soviet President Mikhail ^5 ^1 between the two countries are accommodations for college students. AYH provides Gorbachev reappointed Eduard [g M rapidly improving. Arens is the dormitory-style rooms for travelers for $7 to $13. Shevardnadze as foreign p 2? first Israeli minister to visit Hostels also have self-service kitchens, dining areas minister yesterday. Q -. China. and common rooms for relaxing and socializing. Shevardnadze served as ^ For more information, write to American Youth prime minister from 1985 until ^ P Society to publish Hostels, Dept. 481, P.O. Box 37613, Washington, last December. Shevardnadze (^ hi facsimile of Dead Sea D.C. 20013-7613, or call (202) 783-6161. retired in December with a ^3 3HOJD SHiaX/lOHV Scrolls: speech that warned of an The Biblical Archaeology "approaching dictatorship." Society announced yesterday that it will issue a two-volume "facsimile edition" of portions of the Showker honored as philanthropist: Shevardnadze helped create the percstroika reform program and has been a longtime ally of Dead Sea Scrolls which wsre previously Zane Showker of Harrisonburg was honored at the Gorbachev. unpublished. The Society said it received National Philanthropist Day Awards Banquet at the pictures of the scrolls from an anonymous source. Sheraton Inn in Harrisonburg. The banquet was Doctor accused of using his own sperm Access to the scrolls has been restricted for sponsored by the National Society of Fund Raising for fertility treatments: years by the Israeli Antiquities Authority and its Executives on Nov. 19. A Fairfax doctor used his own sperm to panel of authorized editors. The popular impregnate women who came to him with suspicion is that the scrolls have been suppressed Gill receives Ubrarianship Award: fertility problems, according to a federal to prevent some shocking revelation about 1st Gerald L. Gill, business reference librarian and indictment that was returned Tuesday in century Judaism or early Christianity. head of the Business Information Center, was the Alexandria Cecil B. Jacobson was also accused recipient of the 1991 Gale Research Award for of repeatedly injecting women with a drug that Excellence in Business Librarianship. The award would falsely indicate in tests that the women was presented by the References and Adult Services were pregnant. Source: The Washington Post, Nov. 20.1991. Division of the American Library Association. 6 • THE BREEZE THURSIW, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Graduates CONTINUED from page 3 coming to the career service workshops are evidence economy will have come back," Simpson said. Many that students arc aware of the rough situation that of these students would have gone to graduate school school, leaving 16 percent unemployed. will face them after graduation. eventually, but not immediately after graduation, The University of Virginia had only 15-pcrccni she said. Graduate school unemployment three months after graduation this Carrctta said the decision to go to graduate school May, according to Lawrence Simpson of the UVa More students arc applying to graduate school this during an economic slump is not a strange response. Office ol Career Services. year right after getting their bachelor's degrees "It's not unusual when the job market seems weak Indicators show that 1992 graduates will face a instead of jumping into the job market. for students to continue on to get the schooling to tougher market due to competition from experienced Mcad-Saundcrs said the number of student make them more competitive," Carrctta said. She workers who have been laid-off or fired, as well as applications to graduate sch(x>l has doubled twice in said George Mason University had higher attendance graduates from other schools. the last two years. Simpson also said more UVa at its graduate and professional school fairs this fall But the hooked JMU career service counselors' students were going on to graduate schools, and last fall. schedules, the over 1000-person attendance at especially in medicine and law. Morsch said this could be a problem if die student September's job fair and the increase of people "They're hoping that by the lime they get out. the doesn't have clear career goals. • Sydnor. CONTINUED inrntpageJ people to enter the United Slaies." Sydnor said. involved in the successful deportation of John camps and Na/i policies ol persecution, Sydnor has War criminals on the run needed only to deny their Dcmjanjuk, thought to be the infamous "Ivan the worked with the Justice Department to track down involvement and present themselves as victims to he Terrible." The Cleveland, Ohio resident in his sixties suspected war criminals in the United Slates. granted a new life in America. has been thought to be a Na/i who operated die gas "We are concerned with these people because if "They blended into the landscape without chambers at the Trcblinka camp in occupied Poland they were in the SS, if they were concentration camp controversy, without notice and without subsequent during the war. guards, if they did engage in persecution, and they pursuit," Sydnor said. He is accused of causing the deaths of over live in this country, then they entered this country "Because of preoccupation with the Cold War, lKX),(XX) people and has been sentenced to death by illegally," Sydnor said. domestic strife and war in Vietnam, the idea of the Israeli government for crimes against the Jewish The Displaced Persons Act, a government searching for Na/.i war criminals was ridiculous until people. immigration policy from 1946 to I9S2, excluded 1979," he said. The Justice Department then Recent reports, however, have cast doubt on the from the United Stales people who had engaged in reviewed the cases of all those who applied for credibility of the evidence against Dcmjanjuk. any form of criminality or had denied and deprived citizenship between 1946 and 1947. "We cannot try these people for murder," Sydnor the human rights and mere dignity of others. Anyone The Justice Department compared the names of all said. "We can identify them, bring the record of their who served in regimes that practiced such behavior, the people who applied for citizenship between those past into public view, and if the judge finds that they specifically the Nazi party, were also denied years and the names of wanted war criminals are people whom Nazi documents of the past say admittance. provided by Allied powers at the end of the war. they are, we can strip their citizenship or deport Even with that policy, "It was damn easy for these The Justice Department and Sydnor have been them, or both."
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Focus On mmmmmmrmmBmmKmmmmmaammusuaKm BHHDBB& ■tBHHWHHHHMHMHHi ■■■■M ■mnm Harrisonburg retail growing in leaps and bounds TJ Maxx brings new shopping option by Wendy Warren editor VIA.. OPENING It could 0fi_8P-- be called ihc charge of ihe discouni stores. Only a few weeks after the opening of Wal-Mart brought Hocks of shoppers into Harrisonburg's Valley Mall area, off-price clothing merchant TJ Maxx opened a store in Spotswood Valley Square. And a JMU professor says it's just another indication of the attractive market in Harrisonburg for discount retailers. "They look at the employment here and the income level here and they are really attracted," said Dr. Alicia Thompson, associate director of JMU's Center for Retailing. Photos by CRAIG NEWMAN/THE BREEZE And Harrisonburg is the shopping TJ Maxx, an off-price clothing store in Spottswood Valley Square, held its grand opening Sunday. hub for many small towns, so discount time-honored discount way: stores are specially store — that is, a store that family with children. stores here can lure shoppers from as simple, with few displays and sells primarily one type of far away as the West Virginia line. rudimentary dressing rooms. The merchandise — in the country. Off-price and the middle class That market is especially valuable stores arc typically located in strip "TJ Maxx stores arc typically And in the recession of the 1990s, for TJ Maxx, which relics on a steady malls, not in expensive mall space. successful," Thompson said. off-price retailing is again popular. flow of crowds of customers. And customers arc usually left to The chain was also one of ihc lew Thompson said ihis resurgence of The Framingham, Mass.-based find bargains for themselves — sales off-price chains to survive the 1980s popularity is another signal lhal chain primarily sells brand-name associates work behind registers and discouni bust. America's middle class is feeling clothes it buys from merchandisers a signs arc scarce. In the 1970s, off-price retailing was crunched by a slow economy. season late or from retailers who have But TJ Maxx prides itself on quick successful as recession-burdened "If you look al it in general terms, overstocked. merchandise turnover, and bargains shoppers sacrificed customer service there arc two lypcs of siores growing That's why TJ Maxx is called an arc available if shoppers look hard for cheap prices — the ultimate — discouni siores are one and ihc off-price retailer, not a discouni enough. example of this was the original oiher is high-end socially siores," she retailer — it sells many of the same "Stores like TJ Maxx and Wal-Mart Filcnc's Basement store in Boston, said. clothes as full-price chains, but it advertise low prices and good which didn'l provide displays or lowers the prices below the full price. merchandise," Thompson said. dressing rooms. Skirl (MM But because TJ Maxx sells the "People start thinking they arc gelling The stores lhal survived the Pinuuit clothes cheap, ihcy need steady sales great bargains." inevitable customer-service backlash to meet operating costs. But Thompson said thai were stores like TJ Maxx and So when the store is planning to advertisement can be misleading. Marshal Is, which both reconfigured open a new location, it typically looks According to TJ Maxx, about 5 ihcir siores lo case shopping and lor places in areas of 75,(XX) and up — percent of its clothes arc irregular, and shopper's tempers. like the retail market around Thompson said much of the rcsi is lasi "Now |TJ Maxx is| just a lad Harrisonburg. year's fashions. smaller than its major competitor, TJ Maxx also likes settled areas, Marshalls," Thompson said. "It's where about 60 percent of the TJ Maxx in the retailing race larger in the number of stores, but population owns a home, according to Still, the company has made its Marshalls has higher sales." a store spokesperson. mark on retailing. TJ Maxx reported Pan of thai success may be due to The store likes to be near other sales of $1.9 billion for 1990 — a TJ Maxx's careful identification of its full-price clothing stores so they can sales figure that has grown every year most common customers. catch shoppers turned away by high since TJ Maxx's birth in 1977. The According to a store spokesperson, prices elsewhere. chain now operates 405 stores in 44 the typical TJ Maxx customer is a states and employs about 26,000 woman aged 25 to 49, with a Simple formula for low prices people. household income of $35,000 or more Noelle Resse looks through TJ Maxx keeps prices low in a As of 1990, it was the 7th-largcst a year, who owns a home and Iras a the womens' clothing racks. 8 • THE BREEZE THURSD/V, NOVEMBER 21,1991
COUNSELING- AT A FEDERALLY AIDED FAMiL? PLANNING- CLINIC . WELL YOU HWE SEVERAL OPTIONS. YOU CAW ■,/.::. -..V..; • HAVE THE BABY, OR You c*N fthVE Dart... THE BA&Y, OR A poison-tipped dart to whomever told \ } FINALLY YOU CAW freshmen that extra sessions of classes would HAVE THE BABY. open up on the last day of registration. I'm \r4v .1 ?JL sorry, but opening up one section of Underwater r 1 BECOWMEND Flagpole Sitting 102 is not the slightest bit of ±A THE THIRD OFTlotf. help. Sent in by a freshman who had to register on the last day possible. Bummer. Pat... \@b'l/»B hig To lesbian and gay students who speak to t.;.. psychology and sociology classes, first-year dorms, English classes, etc., for putting themselves on the line to educate the masses about alternative lifestyles. Sent in by a now open-eyed student. Bush violates human rights In light of the political turmoil in Haiti, the Bush understandable, especially in view of the worsening Dart... administration has proceeded to violate the basic political situation in Haiti, but to ship people back to human rights of Haitian refugees by having the Coast a country known for violent acts against its citizens Just when you thought something was going Guard deliver them back to their unstable homeland. is totally unjustified. The administration's search for right. What's the deal ? The new stamp machine Since the Sept. 30 beginning of the military coup volunteer countries to provide asylum for die Haitian only takes coins for whole stampbooks? Just against Haitian President Jcan-Bcrtrand Aristide, the refugees is the right approach. pump 12 quarters, 18 dimes and 20 nickles into number of Haitian refugees fleeing to South Florida that sucker and you're set. However, until more alternative aid is found, the has been steadily increasing. United States should not ignore the basic human The federal order issued Wednesday by U.S. rights of die Haitian people. Since the United States Pat... District Judge Donald L. Graham called for the Bush is one of the strongest powers near Haiti, it's no administration to stop die Coast Guard maneuvers. A sympathetic pat to seniors graduating in surprise that so many refugees have set sail for After the coup erupted, the administration December. It's hardly even a ceremony, just sort Florida. Opposition to die administration's actions is of a shoving off. Oh well, look at it as a temporarily ignored the 1981 agreement with Haiti coming from all realms of political ideology and breaking-in process for the real world. to return its people, but sensing a possible should not go unheeded. overwhelming flood of Haitian refugees, the The federal order issued by Judge Graham will be administration announced this week that refugees difficult to appeal, but hopefully the Bush Dart... were to be returned to their country. administration will acknowledge the irresponsibility This concern on the administration's part is To the pig-like males who sauntered in front of its actions before attempting an appeal. of Wilson Monday night yelling "rape" and blowing a whistle while laughing through their insensitive snouts. Pretty cool to be able to do Council embarrasses itself all three at the same time, guys. And was the girl with you impressed? We're not trying to pick on the honor council, but integrity. For the honor council to contradict the Sent in by someone who carries a whistle and it was bad enough when, in Fall 1989, tile council lofty principles for which it stands is unfortunate. respects its purpose. embarrassed themselves by printing grammatically The honor council, as we see it, should be the incorrect plaques and hanging diem throughout the prime mover behind JMU's drive for academic university. Did they have to follow it up with the excellence. A strong honor code forces students to Pat... blue table cards in Pepe's last week? think and care about their work. Members of an Plop plop fizz fizz... thank goodness for free The cards encourage honor awareness — but the honest, intelligent honor council can serve as role cold drugs at the Health Center. two short paragraphs on the card contain at least models for their fellow students. three glaring grammatical errors. The creators of the However, mistakes of this nature, regardless of card use "it's" when they mean "its," drop a needed how small, might encourage students to turn back to Jhe apostrophe in die phrase "students exam" and splice their lunch and dismiss the honor council from their <. • • two phrases together with a misplaced comma in the r'^A minds. Apathy on campus is bad enough already fragment "falsifying class attendance, by signing the without a disrespected honor council. sheet for another student." Members of the honor council, we wish you the editor WENDY WARREN We know The Breeze isn't grammatically perfect, best in promoting academic integrity. Your job is managing editorDAVE SCHLECK but this card, and die honor awareness it encourages, definitely not an easy one, but next time, save opinion editor JOB. LANGLEY is important. We want JMU to stress academics and yourself some damage control — proofread your asst. opinion editor HEATHER E O'NBL push for a tone of intellectual challenge and promotions. "^
TOE BREEZETHURSDW, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 9 Letters to the Editor 'Environmentally informed' Christmas tree in the lobby of Carrier Library beginning decide which groups they will, or will nol fund. I would today and lasting until Thanksgiving break. definitely like the option of whether or not my money goes students have positive goals The week after Thanksgiving, Dec. 2 to 6, we would to fund SFA, or lo liberal groups like NOW and Harmony To the editor ask that all those who took a name bring to the library, in a that I disagree with politically. I believe that the SGA is JMU — I, and many other environmentally informed bag of some sort, some little gifts to fill a slocking for thai incapable of spending my money better than I can and students have been dumping trash on the quad, making cup particular child. Wc would ask thai only those who arc would like my money back. sculptures, and otherwise trying to gel the word out that the honestly willing and able lo help these children lake a name. Scott C. Spradlin Earth is in a crisis and we need your help. Instead of getting Wc would like lo thank all JMU students, faculty and junior you to help, it seems that many of you have the feeling that staff who participated in this program last year (the political science wc arc forcing our concerns down your throats and arc now response was overwhelming!) and invite everyone lo President, Students For America harboring an anti-environmental attitude. participate again this year. Il is our chance to spread Ihc gift . This is not our intention. Wc arc genuinely frightened of love ihe holiday spirit lo our less fortunate neighbors. Cartoon gives 'close-minded, at the idea of the last five percent of our nation's virgin Tracey Spahr forests being cut down, and on a smaller scale that 10.OOC) senior uninformed' ideas of greeks cups a day are calling for this. We're sometimes radical human communication To the editor: because we need to be. We need you to hear and help us. Chairperson, Operation Santa Claus This Idler is in response lo ihe cartoon in ihe Nov. IX I ask, instead of being threatened by our calls for Breeze. The carloon by "Hoogland" referred lo greeks, action, listen and do your part. With an open mind and an 'Conservative' leader suggests more specifically sororilies, in a close minded, uninformed Earth mug you can make a dent and help save our home. manner. I resenl ihe fact dial greek women arc seen as less Dan Kern change in SGA student funds than "brilliant or witty" by this particular individual. II he sophomore To the editor: had done his homework he might have discovered that the undeclared I am writing in response lo the tellers in the Nov. 14 overall greek GPA is consistcnil) higher than ihe overall Breeze aboul ilie SGA funding policy. JMU campus GPA. Holiday spirit easy to find As the leader of a conservative campus organization I A closer look at greeks might have also brought out ihe can sympathize wiih Saga Neuland and the College fact that Ihey arc constantly working for ihe Harrisonburg through Operation Santa Claus Republicans. I have grown very tired of seeing only liberal Community through charily fundraisers and volunteer work. To the editor: or politically correct groups gel the funding ihey need. If "Hoogland" warned some information io work with ho While wc as college students arc swamped with papers, The Finance Commiiiee's excuse for under-funding the didn'l have lo go far. If he had only read page 6 of ihe very tests, meetings, etc., the holiday season is creeping up on us CR's was thai il received funding lasl year. Mr. Fischer same Breeze he might have discovered that "Fraternities a lot faster than wc realize. And it's never loo early to argues thai the SGA is noi able lo consistently fund the and Sororilies sponsor speakers and seminars on issues lhai begin getting into the Christmas spirit of giving! Once same groups every year. He uses this argument lo make a affect the University community." One of these issues again this year, the JMU Student Ambassadors, along with big deal aboul die money the CR's received last year. What listed is prejudice, a subject perhaps more people should the Salvation Army and Service Stationers, are sponsoring he failed lo mention was how small the amount given to the confront. a service project called Operation Santa Claus. This is a CR's was in comparison to ihe money Harmony received People should be proud of who they arc and nol chance for the students of JMU to reach out to the needy last year. He also said that the decision was made as an demean others for any reason. children in the Harrisonburg and Rockingham county area assessment of the benefit these events would have to JMU, Greek life is more than just a party and if people could by filling a stocking to make their holiday a bit brighter. but I have to call this decision into question. I think that look beyond the stereotypes, perhaps this fact could We have been given by the Salvation Army over 600 many people on this campus would be very angry if they become more apparent to everyone. names of area children who because of financial hardship, knew on which groups and events the SGA was spending Traci Arnett are not accustomed to the same lavish holidays we often their money. senior take for granted. The only fair way to deal with the situation would be to President, Delta Gamma sorority Names of these children can be chosen from the return the Student Activity fees to the students and let them eight other signatures Author of rape letter delivers a message For the sake of anonymity, I'll description of her as a person. the situation wasn't threatening. An a logical path of action. Rape falls give her the pseudonym "Jane." Despite the fact that Jane's trust was attacker can easily harm his victim under "violence to persons" in the In an unexpected phone call, Jane completely using his bare Student Handbook and while this revealed she had written one of the violated by a hands. So Jane approach seems reasonable, a closer "date rape" letters received by The person she felt defended herself look at judicial policy shows a denial Breeze last week. Her main concern she could trust, with an action of the emotional trauma of rape. was to remain anonymous and that she still has the common to many The accused student has the right the specifics of her case would not be trust in herself to rape cases — in to confront and question his or her discussed. I told her it wasn't the possibly make a tears, she closed accuser. In the past the accuser was specifics of her case that mattered — statement of defense for all rape her eyes waiting for it to be over and not allowed to question the accused what matters is the fact that she was victims. Out of fear of being tried to put her mind somewhere else. but as of this year this policy has raped on our supposedly "safe" recognized, Jane wants to reveal Unfortunately, most victims of been amended, allowing equal campus, in her own dorm room. nothing about herself except for the date rape remain silent Going public questioning on both sides. But while She agreed to meet with me in sense of loss she feels as a result of with a rape is almost as bad as the two students involved in a violent private to allow legal verification of her rape. In her own words, part of rape itself, because it often results in dispute, such as a fight, may be her identity, but I never expected to her died that night. more victimization. In the few annoyed that they have to sit in the recognize her. One evening in the Jane trusted her instincts . She was instances where Jane shared her same room, imagine yourself as a Spring of 1990, 1 happened to find as guilty of feeling invulnerable to experience, people acted as if she had rape victim. You're expected lo face myself silling in the same dorm suite rape as are most females who haven't some "contagious disease" and your atuickcr and relive the moment as her. I was reading and she was been victimized by it. "If I were in avoided her. Nol only did people every lime you are asked to "describe waiting for a friend. We exchanged a that situation, I would've . . ." is an trivialize it by saying thai she had to what happened" or even look at him. few words and after we parted I irrelevant statement to the situation "get on with her life," they also Perhaps if a specific date rape never saw her again — until now. of rape because it assumes rationality further robbed her of her dignity by policy were adopted it could call for In her unsigned letter, Jane said, "I instead of the frightened disbelief questioning her actions. split-hearings to avoid the frightful understand the legal problems of which more often clutters a victim's In a sense, JMU's current judicial intimidation a rape victim must feel printing an unsigned letter to the mind during a rape. No one is procedure for rape harbors similar simply by being in the same room as editor, but I would like to help you invulnerable to rape. Assuming you disrespect for the victim's emotions. her attacker. Maybe then victims like and your staff understand the are is a serious weakness. While objectivity is a must, the Jane could seek and find justice. problems on the other side — the Jane did try to resist, but just current judicial method for dealing rape victim's side." This comment because her attacker didn't have with rape makes pursuing the process Joel Langley is a senior majoring in alone gives a fairly accurate some sort of weapon doesn't mean more of a chore for rape victims than English. 10 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Ski Free NEW at EXCITEMENT! BREAKS RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW! 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Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, and the maltcr of abortion "is not for the courts to decide." I a majority of the country's as well), but it is not a fact. So Saddam Hussein. Mr. Johnson! People gel shoi, people die! agree, but by the same token the mailer of abortion is not don't treat il as if it is. Have you ever (not including Rambo movies) seen an issue for the slate legislatures, or any government Secondly, ihe right lo an aboriion is noi an invenied someone get shot? agency, to decide either. Roe v. Wade was noi an action "by right. Il is the righi of a woman to be able to choose what War is noi playing "soldier" in your back yard, Mr. justices more concerned with imposing iheir brand of she wants lo do or noi do with her own body, which is a Johnson! morality ihan in mling on the Constitutionality of the laws "fundamental" right. There shouldn't even be a question Now regarding your misconstrued understanding of brought before iheni." Il was an effort lo protect the basic about thai right, Roc v Wade. You better start paying more attention in your fundamental rights of women from people like Mr. Also, it is not "pro-abort ion," it's pro-choice. I don't intro-level political science class, or maybe- I should direct Johnson, who apparently would be more than happy 10 think anyone is pro-abortion. However, there are people you lo where yo'l gel the forms lo change your major. dictate his own brand of morality upon them. who are pro choice. There is a big difference. And, the Let's hit Ihe basic stuff first. Roe v. Wade is noi a In spile of what Mr. Johnson may believe, ilicre arc no reason that Molly Yard and the National Abortion Rights "law," ii is a decision — POSC 225 Introduction lo U.S. "hard-line pro abortionists." nor are there people "gung-ho League are so concerned is because ihcy don'i wunl oilier government. Legislatures make laws. Courts interpret laws. for aboriion." Then: are, however, a significant number of people's morality shoved down iheir throats. Secondly, though the right lo privacy is noi in exact words us who strongly support the individual woman's right lo As for testing the proposition through the democratic m ihe Constitution, il did not just "appear" lor A'<«' i choose for herself what she can and cannot do with her process. I don't believo there is such a ihing in this country Watlv. h his evolved over ihe 20th century through such body and her life. How many unwanted babies has Mr. anymore because our so called democratic system is so eases as Km Inn v Cal., (inswold V. Conn , and Kai: v. V S Johnson currently accepted responsibility for? My guess is corrupted thai it's roiling from ihe inside oul. Roe >■ Wade was simply a logical extension ol (ir'vnvoid i none. Mr. Johnson certainly has a right lo his opinion, but Lasily. you are right that the abortion decision doesn't Coiui. if he is not willing to accept a share of the responsibility, belong in the courts, but it doesn'i belong in ihe stales' Finally, with regards to Justice Thomas, maybe not ihen he has little business in advocating the overturning of legislatures either. The decision belongs lo the woman who everyone in America has opinions on abortion, but I'm not Roe v. Watle. has to make il and no one else. If people could gel this idea so blind lo think thai a judge, whose job it is lo have Gary R. Entz into their thick skulls and keep iheir morality lo opinions ami make decisions, has not thought about Roc v. graduate student themselves, then just maybe we wouldn't have this problem Wade. As a matter of fact, after the hearings Thomas history lo deal with anymore. admitted he regretted following ihe advice of supporters by Sarah Fischer hiding his opinions. To the editor: sophomore Please Mr. Johnson, be better informed before I am responding to a column in the Nov. 14 Breeze international affairs expressing your warped views publicly and get off the written by Eric M. Johnson, "Goodbye to Roe v. Wade." moral high horse of "protecting the unborn children" when First off, Mr. Johnson, how do you know that the Roe v. To the editor: you wear your "warmongering" badge so proudly. It's Wade decision will be dissolved? Are you a member of the I'm writing as an angry conservative, though pro- embarrassing. Supreme Court? Unless you are, which obviously you are choice, who is tired of Eric Johnson's narrow-minded and Tom Murphy not, you shouldn't state what the addition of Judge Thomas immature opinions. He gives conservatives a bad name. So junior to the Court will result in. 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"Its goal is to really test the dancers' by Jon Cohen motivation," Trammell said. "It's staff writer really a lot of hard work." Supergroup Drivin' n' Cryin' performed for a The dancers practice at least 10 packed Wilson Auditorium Monday night. .. hours a week — except for when the OK — perhaps it was more like the somewhat group hosts guest choreographers. talented, average rock band Drivin' n' Cryin' played With these choreographers, the group to a meager showing at Wilson. practices day and night, sometimes for However, those who came were treated to singer concentrating on one piece for over Kevn Kinney's intoxicating vocals backed by two weeks. thrashing guitar riffs and responded with untamed "It's a challenge to do all this and IK volition ... students also," Trammell said. No — that's not right either. The company spends most of the spring touring elementary and high schools around the Shenandoah Valley and "bringing arts to this area," said Ann Eng, one of the company's dancers. In addition, some of the The audience was split among those compressed members have been selected by guest against the stage taking turns tossing one another, • and those who stayed back at their seats and either choreographers to perform showcase displayed an uncanny inability to move fluidly, or sat pieces in Virginia Beach, Richmond. with their eyes fixed on the clock wondering if and New York. studying is really underrated. The company also provides learning What Drivin' n' Cryin' songs possessed in the experiences of another kind. show was very high potential lost amidst careless "You learn to work with other instrumentation and Kinney's sterile vocalizing, people's energies and with all different which included political mumblings before and during personalities," Eng said. "It can be a songs that left the audience baffled. challenge if your work style isn't the same as someone else's. This folk-like political cant can be traced back to the bands earlier releases entitled "Whisper Tames the "But that's real life," she said. Lion" and "Mystery Road," as well as Kinney's 1989 And that's the goal of this company. solo effort "MacDougal Blues," which was produced For the students, the company provides by guitarist Peter Buck of REM. a taste of the world of professional 'That project (MacDougal) influenced both of our dance without the romance. Intense bands a little bit," Kinney said. practices, long tours and hectic "It gave Pete the opportunity to experiment with schedules are now common to the some of the acoustic stuff used on their new record, talented student members of this like the mandolin, as well as clean the closet for our company. band to produce a rock record," Kinney said. The company will begin its season It would seem that a relatively successful band at Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre this MM HEFFWR/THE BREEZE such as Drivin' n' Cryin' would be disappointed, if weekend performing the six dances Kevn Kinney of Drivin' it* Cryin' has no idea of what "selling not embarrassed, with the location and turn out of ihuy.will use oo.tour this spring.. , . out" is, but offers that he wants to make money. ■Monday's performance* Wildon1 Hall'auditorium was ••v|i-"i'-"«,s _*> . 5 2«THEI i OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 ■i H M CIRO'S Cool Breeze IVew York Style Pizzat Cyclery & X X Subs and 1W e! Fitness X x x x \of just x pizza— we "More Than Just a Bike Shop!" also have X • Aerobic Wear X pasta, calzones, • Jog Bras stromboli • Rollerblades and and accessories X sandwiches. 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OLDE MILL VILLAGE OFFERS THE A MEMBER Of THE SEARS FINANCIAL NETWORK FOLLOWING EXTRAS FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING COMFORT & SECURITY EXPRESS coLoiuetx • Pedal cm the level-no hills or interstates to cross • Basketball court Departs Tuesday, Nov. 26 • On-site management 5 p.m. BANKGRQ • Pre-wired for television, telephone. & computer • Deadbolis & door viewers on all apartments Return depart Sunday, • Lighted parking lot & walkways Dec. 1,5:30 p.m. HORSLEY AND CONSTABLE • On city bus line to campus & Valley Mall THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 5 Buy your gifts in the 'Burg i The Breeze Holiday Shopping Guide Watch for it Monday, November 25! Breeze To ensure your car is ready to carry you safely advertising A Free throughout the holiday season, your Harrisonburg Jiffy Lube is offering a free 12-Point Auto Safety Check now through 1 S-Potnt November 3C, 1991. All you have to do is bring this ad into the Harrisonburg Jiffy Lube Auto Safety and we'll check the following, free of charge. We'll (?) check your brake fluid Check From level and top it off, fret and (5) check your m+mm radiator coolant (should be minus 20 I 111^/ LI JC degrees) and (3) check your transmission * fluid and top it off, free and (4) pressure test your cooling system and (3) load-test your battery and (6) check the engine oil and (?) visually check all belts and (5) visually inspect radiator and heater hoses and ® check your exterior lights and @ check wiper blades and (Q) visually check all tires and @ check your window washer fluid and top it off, free. It's our free 12-Point Auto Safety Check to make sure you can have confidence in the car you're driving during the holidays. And, there's more. We'll also give you 10% off any services you purchase within 10 days resulting from our Safety Check. So stop by and see us today (no appointment necessary) and have a safe and happy holiday. This discount may not be used with any other coupon or promotional offer. JIFFY LUBE GIFT CERTIFICATES Looking for a great holiday gift idea? Give Jiffy Lube Gift Certificates. Certifcates are available in denominations of $5, $10, $15 and up, and they are the perfect gift for anyone who drives. Now through November 30, bring this ad into the Harrisonburg Jiffy Lube and we'll give you 10% off any Jiffy Lube Gift Certificate purchase. Harrisonburg Jiffy Lube - Corky Dotson, Manager 1870 East Market Street across from the Valley Mall Open Weekdays 8 am-6 pm (Thur. 8 am-8 pm), Sat. 8 am-5 pm We Do It Right, Guaranteed* 4Jj-OOW Casn wlue is equal to IrSOltiof one cent limit one per customer Authonzed by CBI 6 • THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 ilFGoodrich i (/> £v£ FOR ALL YOUR TIRE AND AUTO NEEDS COLDUJeU. Property BANKGRU 2»2 Management Automotive Services performed by Professional Mechanics: 2~£ Division WHEEl ALIGNMENT SHOCKS MUfftfllS HORSLEY AND 1 BALANCING TUNEurS BALL JOINTS H MAGWHIUHIMfNT Odt LUBE •HEELS CONSTABLE 434-1173 MAKES WTTFIWS M) CONLXHOHUIG SEHVICE Currently under Management units located at: SAVE ON TIRES Heishrrons • Olde Mill Village STATE ERIE • Madison Square Townhouses INSPECTION WITH • College Station Townhouses STATION Experience the freedom & convenience "*■- i» M»_ '•«•.? wr. of living off-campus LONG MILEAGE FUtt SAVING RADLALS P-inHifn r.Hi v.in» I19I1M1U. ki BLUE RIDGE TIRE, INC. Currently accepting reservations for XRVING TH€ ARfA SINCt 19/0 ^^^ the 1992-1993 school year. • fiiwp'hti.il (■* fc«i*i i ncv 434-5935 I Ail HM I II I ,«W I »t) .UWNM.K f==V Contact Colleen Pendry 13 Al I SFRVVtS BY M< » KSRIONAUt It's more of what YOU want! Ask us about it! 1235-F Devon Lane £ Harrisonburg Professionally managed by 432-1001 Snyder Hunt AStlbT M-F 9am-5pm THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21.1991 • 7 Fast FREE Delivery Midway "We're on the RUN for those on the MOVE" 433-6900 157 Warsaw Avenue, Harrisonburg - In Midway Market Hours: Mon.-Sun. IM a.m. On the Wing • Tenyaki Chicken A 1/4 to. morinoied skinless chicken breast sauteed on o hoi gr*. lettuce, tomato ond Here? trrc JMl No Pull our own lerryoki spread • The Vegetable Grtti (newt) • The Burger. • BBQ Chicken Hungry? 1/2 to. o> lean ground beer, lettuce, Broccoli, mushrooms & ontons seasoned ond Some soy it's our best sandwich! It comes with greed Cheddar cheese ond o Mtie mayo tomato ond mayo Cheese no extra charge lettuce lomoto & moyo • Cheese Please • The Pilgrim • Bleu Cheese Burger 'low/, i' bwiss cheddor muenster ond American lore of turkey iwe« a 101 onyway) Most white We add the unique Mend of provotone ond real r«eiied over ontons. tomatoes ond 'eta bleu cheese to (he classic above breast meat, homemode lurkey dressing (slutting. • Garden of Delight (newt) and mayo • Steak and Cheese r-resh cucumbers, spinoch. mushrooms ond ontons • The Naked Pilgrim Real prime fto. greed onions, provotone ana moyo accented with ranch dressing. (lettuce and tomato optional) Same as above but without the dresslnQ. odd • Tuna MeN lettuce, tomato & moyo (hot or cold) • The Oanno (newt) A mound of homemade tuna satod topped wtfh • Gobbleono (newt) Lean Juicy beet pled high, topped with Cheddar. tomatoes and metted Cheddar (Now served on turkey, pastrami Cheddar ond brown mustard on lettuce, tomato and flavored with homemode 'lakon noagie breod It's better ihot way') greed rye horseradish sauce (hot or cold) • The Shenandoah (newt) • Pepper Steak (newt) Turkey, bacon and Swiss, mayo ond block peppe. Roast beet, green peppers & onions at tossed on • Piece of the Action (newt) the pjr*. seasoned, then served with mayo and Our Great Sandwiches Smoked turkey, fresh onions, mushrooms, spmoch metted Cheddar. and lerryoki spread. • Beef Tertyakl $4.50 Marinated beet grtted wtfh onions, topped with In g don all Its Own provotone. lettuce, tomato and Tertyakl spread • Midway Mammoth $5.75 • Reuben (an unoBeted classic I) AH sarvdwiches come on our 'The mother o< of sandwiches' Pastrami, sauerkraut, provotone and reuben sauce Roast beef, pastrami, turkey, ham. hard salami on greed New York rye Reuben lovers It* is tot you! deicrous Itaian bread unless listed provotone. Swiss, cheddor American, muenster spinoch. lettuce, tomatoes, mushrooms onions otherwise. Honey-Dijon sauce and moyo Now that's o mouthful' Favorite* from ttf Porte Barrel • Gritted Hawaiian • The Man (newt) $5.50 •You kept asking me for It. so here It Is " ham. Greed ham & pmeappte covered with melted pastrami. Genoa, provotone. ol & vinegar, lettuce. ijrovninne and flavored with Honey D»on sauce SODAS 75C tomato, ontons. banana peppers, and o touch or • Sgt. Hoy Special (newt) ' moyo."... and you were right. It sexceient!' hrst mayo, then tomato, bacon and Cheddar. • The Benedict Sandwich (newt) $5.00 Melt the Cheddar ond WOW. so good It might fc*t Horn and eggs American cheese. Hosonaooe bring you out o< retirement! Regular $2.50 Very Large $4.50 sauce & a dob of hot sauce Good Mornog1 • The Warsaw Ave. • ChW &M A classic rrom Chrcago. Greed bratwurst. Spmoch satod. Greek country satod. One pint of hot. homemade good stuff topped with sauerkraut ond hot mustard former's Market Satod. Satod of the tropics. Tuna satod Cheddar and onions. • La Sal (newt) • Black Bean* $3 so Ham Swiss, oi & vinegar, lettuce, tomato ond Satod Dressings: Pepper Parmesan. Bleu Cheese. One pint of block beans with a Kite ottve o*. hot 1000 island OH 4 Vnegor Ranch mayo, (hot or cold) sauce and lemon Detcous1 • Salami and Swiss • Bean and Ham Soup (newt) $3 SO Hard sararm Swiss onions and brown mustard on Soup and Salad Combo $5.50 NewYotkrye. p»-' of soup or che ond o sma* satod of your choice Make Your Own Roast Beef Provotone - No Extra Charge For - Pastrami Swiss Lettuce, tomato, onions, mushrooms, spinach. One or two Items $4.50 Turkey Cheddar green peppers bonano peppers, pineapples, tenyokl American Three or four $5.50 Ham spread, horseioaish sauce, ranch dtessmg. o»i & HardSotorni Muenster Five or more $4.00 Bacon Fela vinegar ketchup, brown mustard, not mustard Honey-Dijon Souce ...more sides ...desserts 7my Cream Cheesecake 2.50 Italian Past Salad Chocolate Swirl 1/2 pint 2.50 Cheesecake 2.50 Full pint 4.00 OFF Black Forest OFF Cheesecake 2.50 Macaroni Salad ny Desserts Or Salads Any Desserts Or Salads Carrot Cake 2.50 1/2 pint 1.50 Not Good With Any Other Offer Not Good With Any Other Otter Chocolate Cake 2.50 Full pint 2.50 Good Through 1991 Good Through 1991 Free chips * plcklm spmar Frmm chip* * pick* *p+ar Frmm chip* * plcklm spmar with each sandwich with mach sandwich with mach sandwich MididWay $1.00 OFF |MidWay$1.00 OFF [Midway$1.00 OFF f)Jl ANY f)J( ANY fljl ANY ^433-6900 $10.00 Order Or More | ^33^900 $10.00Order Or Morel l/43y^900 $10.00 Order Or More GoodCnrvtfhrmirnlOOl through 1991 Good itVOLigh 1991 GoodC«^th«s,«hinni through 1991 FAST FREE DELIVERY! FAST FREE DEUVERYI FAST FREE DELIVERY! i. . 8« THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 i^iA^^yy^^ii iilHii a m***** ** 1992 Map to Off I •4 Ashby Crossing The Above Location VWfVWifVVfWWfV WWWWT THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 9 M*A i^i^M^^M < f-Campus Living N. MAIN ST. ■ Madison Manor A (Berkeley Realty) Madison Manor Townhonses A (MM Partnership) .- ■» A Housing y Restaurant/Grocery ions Are Paid Advertisements Designed by Donald Hnx WPWPWPii I ■ I ■ MNBiM 10 • THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 I KISII M\I)I It \(.l IS IRISH >l Mil BAGLIS Seconds from Asbby Crossing, Hunters Ridge, Commons, andSquireHiU Market Square East University Market Open 7 Days a 7S 1320 Port Republic Road Week 433-8014 564-0416 •Magazines •Groceries 'Ice •Beverages HACKI.S A Dill Squire Hunter's Commons HJI Ridgej Mr. J's, famous for their onion, UNIVERSITY * PortlRspubHclRoad MARKET ■ It whole wheat, pumpernickel, egg, <# Ashby Crossing plain, cinnamon, poppy seed, y$fl*sm JMU IDIIIHY Your Party Store sesame seed, everything, ham, pepperoni, salami, provolone, roast beef, turkey, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, oil & vinegar, banana nut, bran, blueberry, and apple. ? Bagels, Heroes, $ My pay more for your off-campus housinp $ Muffins & More Come and compare... IDon'tforp Mr. J's caters! Just callus! I KISII >1 \I>L II \<>l 1 S I Kl SI I MADl UAGLL* anor [flcmc Home . # • 4 bedroom •Pool heating, •Furnished • Tennis Court cool • 2 1/2 Baths • Weight Room V£ . • 9 1/2 Month Leases •Party Room tjSl • $150/mo./pvt.BR ...and MORE!! ►•*■ •'">: Roommate locating service ,w &£• ~y?TJtCr.' * !**"■ ^w •■••••■-■-•-■••• ■.-..;. . ::■ ' : *EUN& . We have access to Nature Walks (•■.•'••. Rooms or Entire Units available for Tfennis Courts, Softball & Soccer ,. Spring Semester Only! m nine uiimwWMmw*"* y--". :■•;-..•.;: . ■:■.*■-.-..--.--. GOMPllBR IAB. A Private Computer Lab, available only to oiir Residents-24116^ UUUnitsss Model Open also available (Unit 1211) Call for an appointment for Sale! 433-7062 Call Keith May/Kline Realty -2621 434-9922 G JIM. Co. Equal Housing Opportunity •Pftaiwin I t « I 1 4 • H i THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 11 S( >t (li IfII I Don't Miss Our Exit! Serving the Finest in Soups, Salads, Burgers, Chicken, 6,9 & 12 Month Leases Available* Seafood, Mexican, Steaks and Great Baby Back Ribs. And on Sunday, kids eat free! • 1,2 & 3 Bedrooms Full Size Washer & Dryer • Townhouses or Gardens Fully Equipped Kitchen • Suiday ud Mondiy night • Pool & Tennis Court City Bus Service to JMU Football specials - Buy one • Wall-to-Wall Carpet Microwave Special* appetizer get one free of • Small Pets Welcome* 24-Hour Maintenance equal or lesser value dining On -Site Management • Complimentary Food Hour games Daily from b til 7 1 «f«T>«* •Tuiiiy Night 15C wings H/0<#- Nightly Exclusive Location for • Wadiesdtj night IOC shrimp National Trivia steamed or fried, specials for the ladies i\ u •Thuriiiy night come smg with *\!zs *S' us - Karaoke • Dancing Friday and Saturdays Carry-Out Service \ Available ' Some restrictions apply Open 11am. til 2a.m. Clubhouse, Devon Lane • Harrisonburg, VA 22801 Directions: Across the highway from JMU Campus. 1-81 Exit 63, East on Port CM 433-5151 Republic Road to top of hill, right on Devon Lane to Rental Office. Open daily 434-2220 2061 Evelyn Byrd Avenue (Behind Valley MaBl.Harrisonki What's the BIG/PEA? T £Q50 $7+tax I ^7+tax I $6+tax I an I any large I any two big I any large I FOUR lar e yone *"?rtem one Hem pizza | 12 inch subs I one Hem i sEE 9 I and four ■ and two 16oz pizza 16oz drinks drinks I l6oz drinks I OT^M II 12 • THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Get a head start on the holiday rush1i. The Breeze Holiday ** Shopping Guide ** Watch for it Monday, November 25! BREEZE ADVERTISING WORKS FOR YOU FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL Ky should yiu nut imt-l jJI ..I the undvrwritinK rrqwrvmnu ..1 t.Hi (> ..i r.l-.k' M„,H ll lllMII.IIHI liriiqMin ||»..\ •ltlliiu.il.ls M tUt. w* ,i*,iltt\ iii-.iii.ui.. .IIMI -.I*K. Iiiamnmhrl I.Hu» iti.luu it -*iH-»tul diRtwr fau-« Thl-M'*turi-to4drt nwnr The Company of Choice COLLEGE ffl ffl ffl STATION MADISON SQUARE HOUSES M ADISON UNIVERSITY QARDENg COURT Berkeley Realty offers you more off-campus choices than anyone else in town. We'll help you find a place that's just right for you, and your budget. One phone call, lots of options. Call and ask for Suzanne or Eric today at... •* Better 434-1876 IWMHS2SSS. 14 • THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Opening Monday November 25 21855 Main - Dukes Plaza Don't wail until the last minule to mall those Chanultah and Christinas greetings— Come to Mon./Tues. ONLY - Rose Special Pazraz now for a great selection of $14.95/doz. cash & carry holiday cards. Happy Sperm says. Credit Cards lorn I" Location #1 Acceptea *3£ 243NeffAve. 433-7789 Hours: Mon.-Fn. 10-6 &y (Behind Valley Mall) Saturaay 10-5 433-0900 In The Mall IIJUULIA^JJUULPJE BREEZE ADVERTISING Book Fair IT Many new titles just in time for Christmas WORKS Stretch your shopping dollars at the Book Fair Over 250,000 New Books All at 60% - 90% off retail FOR Featuring current Beet Sellers, Reference, MORE History, literature. Fiction, Children's, Cookbooks, Sciences, plus all other subjects. INFORMATION CALL TWO WEEKENDS ONLY SAT., November 30 ( 9a.m. - 9p.m.) Sat., December 7 SUN., December 1 (12Noon - 5p.m.) Sun., December 8 Green Valley- Book Fair Inc. 568-6596 Coasts *1 Book Clearance •mmt of Mt. Crawford, 1-81, Exit ei, font oo« r.tcta for ■l9na. Only 11/a mlloo off 1-81. (703) 434 - 4260 '""^^fiif . THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21.1991 • 15 Right Macintosh. Right price. Right now »■ Macintosh Classic* System. Macintosh LCSystem. Macintosh llsi System. Now's the right time to buy an Apple* Macintosh' computer system. What's more, you may even qualify for tlie new Apple Computer loan, Because right now you can save big on Apple s most popular computers and which makes buying a Macintosh now even easier. qualifying printers. And Macintosh is the right computer to help you achieve So come in right now and check out the big savings on Macintosh. But your best, throughout college and beyond. hurry-these special savings last only through January 5.1992. JIHIU • ' 000 Nothing Else Comes Close! NO ONE OFFERS YOU MORE! Hunters Ridge offers 2 bedroom apartments with KING SIZE BEDS, 4 bedroom apartments, and the Ultimate in Student Housing - 4 bedroom townhouses. Sand Volleyball and Basketball Courts • Harrisonburg bus service to and from campus Washer/Dryer in each unit • Easy walking distance to campus Private Decks or Patios • On-Sitc Property Management Custom Blinds at all windows • Cleaning Service Furnished and Unfurnished Units • Completely Equipped Kitchen including: Hunters Ridge Scholarship Program Microwave, Dishwasher, refrigerator with Ice Maker, and Range THE BEST DEAL GOING. GET ONE NOW! Ask About Our Early Lease Incentives. Hunters Ridge Management 715 Port Republic Road (703)434-5150 Harrisonburg VA 22801 — .'.v J.'.V::>^^,-.">.;., > • . • » t t i • • ■ ■ 16 • THE BREEZE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING GUIDE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Don't Be Left Behind! Get To The Commons Fast! Time is Running Out! Sign Up Now For Our Waiting List Sign Lease by 12/15 & Current Rent Price & Free Cable Still Apply! • Free cable • On site security • Desks • Double beds • Dead bolts and peepholes • Telephone Jacks in all • Full size washer & dryer • Mini blinds on all windows bedrooms • Wall to wall carpet • Bus service to campus • 2 full size baths • Microwave • Ice maker • Patios with balconies • Garbage Disposal • Night stands • Free sewer and water • Lit parking lots • Dishwasher • Full time maintenance 869 Port Republic Rd. 432-0600 THE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Actress takes good with the bad "Jennifer is one of the people immediately following the accident by Barbara Awuakye who has been in the group the with a laugh. "In the hospital, I stqffwriter longest, and you can always count thought the doctors were just guys at a fraternity party," she said. She Jennifer Home says her most on her to come up with something took a semester off from school to disturbing experience as an actress you can use," said Will Bowles, the recover from the incident. Her knee took place while she was onstage director of Cillia. has still not completely healed. at the Roanoke Comedy Club. "She has an original mind," he During the middle of her said. But the accident was not an monologue someone in the But the effort she displayed in awful experience for her. audience yelled, "show us your theater cannot compare to the "I appreciate every thing and I tits." determination she has shown in don't take anything for granted But Home didn't care. She went recovering from an auto accident anymore," Home said. "It has built right along with the performance, that took p'lace during her character. I can look in the mirror focusing even more on what she sophomore year. and say, 'Gosh Jenn, you're lucky was doing. It's this type of The accident — which occurred to be alive.' I also got a chance to determination that has made her an on Bluestone Drive in front of what be bald and have scars — which are MKE HEFFNER/THE BREEZE admired actress on campus today. is now Showker Hall, the College kind of sexy — and I have the motivation to start all over again." Cryin.' She has starred in numerous of Business Building — left her campus productions including "The with multiple injuries including Home stresses that Cillia, whose only about 40 percent full with concert-goers. Bald Soprano," "The Revenger's knee and brain damage. Home, who projects include performing at Tragedy," "George Washington does not clearly remember the But bassist Tim Nielsen said after the show, "We're hospitals and hospices, has been a Slept Here" and "A Lie of the accident, said a court case will not at all (disappointed). This was a great show." great part of her life. Mind," and she is a veteran member begin this winter. Kinncy agreed with Nielsen on the concert's With a double major in theater of Cillia, a comedic and theatric Home, now a senior, recalls her success. "I had a great time tonight," he said. "I've and English, she plans to form a group on campus. group similar to Cillia. She wants been playing since January but I'm still having fun." short-term memory and confusion to perform in hospitals, because she Considering some of the other jobs Kinney has likes to "help the healing with a held, playing in a band for a living is nothing short laugh." Along with her acting of delight. Referring to a job he once held as a laborer aspirations, she would like to write in a sewage plant, Kinney said, "I really wanted to a book. test myself. I got the most shitty job I could find and tried to pull it off — and I did. Home believes her family has "I made a lot of really good friends and I worked had something to do with her my ass off," he said. "It's something everyone needs success. "They have been behind to do." me 100 percent, and even if I Kinney's work ethic spills over into his music, decided to be a wrestler, they would be in the front-row seats of every which is one of the reasons "Fly Me Courageous," match cheering me on," she said. the band latest effort, is an undiluted rock album. Home once forgot her lines in a "I tried the eclectic thing and nobody bought it," second grade play, and her mom Kinney said. came to the rescue. "I can't survive with 80 people buying my records. Seeing her daughter forget her I can't raise a family on that and it's not practical," lines, Home's mom fed them to her Kinney said, adding that he realizes this could be while silting in the first-row seat. considered selling out. "I was scared and I thought I would "But what is selling out?" he said. "Making never do it again but mom was money?" there to pull me through," she said. Kinney has, however, drawn lines he refuses to As a kid. Home was a big talker cross in respects to his music. and her mom encouraged her to "I think we would gain more acceptance if we'd audition for plays. "I had this great sing songs with titles like 'Turn it Up' or have lyrics image of being in Teenbeat like, 'Grabin' onto my girlfriend's chest/While I was magazine." booking down the road/With a handful of cherry Thomas Arthur, Home's adviser, pie...' But that's not me," he said. admires and enjoys working with her. "(She's) vivacious, talented, "I must admit, I feel pressured sometimes to write remarkable, bright and positive," he songs like that, but I just couldn't do it," Kinney said. Arthur believes Home's said. confrontation with her mortality "It would be a really bad song." has made her aware of herself and Kinney hopes the band's popularity increases, he react immediately to everything. will be able to return to his earlier vein. "I didn't do it good enough (on the other albums). I'm going to "Jennifer possesses personal wait until I can ,do it right," he said. "I will do it depth and it shows," he said. l SAU.Y SANDERS/THE BREEZE again." tiaumiimmuiuuii i • i t.rWtf«fl9TO:i.,.r;.t i 11 i » »i i > • 30 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Riding Lessons - Alt levels Ouakhad Seniors! D*JM get your picture taken FOR RENT TOWNHOUSES NO MORE LANDLORD instructors Scenic guided trail ndes by Bkieslone'' You may get one last c FOR RENT appointment CaH Oak Manor Farms. 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It took the "Jaws Bouzakis had just completed his first of Life" to remove his comatose body. year at JMU on a full wrestling He was then transported to a hospital scholarship and had returned home to in New York where doctors told his Middletown, NY, for the summer. parents he had a broken jaw and an Some former wrestling buddies had injured brain stem. just graduated from high school, and The coma will be long-term, and other friends had graduated from there is a strong possibility that he will college. never wake up, the doctors said. "What better reasons to celebrate?" But Rich proved them wrong. they thought. After two months of silence, Rich So Rich and his friends bought began the waking-up process he some beer, and the party began. He compares to an "emerging butterfly and his friend Louis drank a few each from its cocoon." and headed for another party, not "My first words were 'Hi, Mom,' " knowing that luck wasn't on their he said, throwing his hands up in the side. air. COURTESY OF RICH BOUZAKIS Senior Rich Bouzakis (fourth from the left) is surrounded by For Rich, a night of good times Rich described the recovery process friends. He has given talks around campus on drunk driving. turned into several years of as day-to-day progress. "You arc rehabilitation, hard work and brought back to infancy," he said. his cerebellum. he expected due to his remarkable determination. "You must crawl before you walk." Every muscle in his body shook, he recovery. Five miles away from Rich's home, said. And every time he tried to stand, "I attribute it to my family and Louis' car went into a spin on a curve he'd fall. Rich had to accept the fact friends keeping me going and and ran into some trees on the other "I attribute that he would never wrcsUc again. pushing," he said. His room was side of the road. Two weeks later Rich was packed with friends every day, he "Knowing me," Rich said, "1 [recovery] to my transferred to Hillcrest, a head injury added, and they were very important probably said 'Oh! Go faster, it's recovery center in Melford, Pa. There to him. great.' " family and friends he spent 10 months rehabilitating. There were as many as 30 to 40 But he soon found out that keeping me going "Being a spunky and athletic people at one time waiting to see him. exceeding 100 miles per hour was not person, I couldn't be bedridden," he One friend brought doughnuts for so great. and pushing." said. "So I had to get up." But it everyone while they waited to visit "The car was unrecognizable . . . wasn't as easy as he had hoped, Rich. like a glove box," Rich said, placing Rich Bouzakis especially since he had lost almost 30 "It. was like the Dick Bouzakis his hands close together to represent Senior pounds. Show," he said laughing. "Yea, go see the size of the car after the accident. "I lost all my muscle and fat — I Bouzakis," he said, clasping his hands "Thank God, I put my seat belt on," was skin and bones," he said. "The above his head like he was cheering. he said. But even crawling couldn't come biggest part of me was my calcium The recovery center also was very He quickly frowned, though, first. Because of his injured brain deposit on my elbows." supportive of Rich. And once he got thinking of his close friend who stem, Rich lost control of all Rich continued his efforts to stand, used to his wheelchair, he was wasn't so lucky. Louis, forgetting his coordinating functions. "I had no but he constantly fell. He was allowed to leave the grounds as long seat belt, was thrown from the car and concept of cleanliness," he said. Rich confined to a wheelchair during his as he stayed within a certain distance. killed instantly. had to relearn how to brush his teeth stay at Hillcrest. "I went wheeling my chair around Police thought Louis was alone in and comb his hair. He also lost his Ten months seems like a long lime, the neighborhood about two miles a the car. But friends have told Rich sense of balance because of damage to but to Rich, it was a shorter visit than day when I got my privileges," he said. 1990 alcohol-related accident facts for the state of Virginia But maneuvering his wheelchair became much more difficult once In 1990 • S3S persons killed in alchohol-related crashes, SO percent of all traffic fatalities Rich was released from Hillcrest. there • 14,070 persons injured in alcohol-related crashes or 18.4 percent of all traffic injuries After returning home to New York, were . . . • 17,337 alcohol-related crashes or 12.9 percent of all crashes he enrolled in classes at Orange County Community College. Getting • 475 alcohol-related fatal crashes or SO.l percent of all 'atal crashes around on campus was almost • 9,183 alcohol-related personal injury crashes or 17 .7 percent of all personal injury impossible because few buildings had crashes wheelchair ramps. • 7,679 alcohol-related property damage crashes or 17.7 percent of all property Laughing, Rich tells about the day damage crashes he tried to visit his psychology professor. Because there was no ramp, DEREK CARBONNEAU/ THE BREEZE RECOVERY page 32 M ■P 32 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Environment Issues of the past relived on campus now W' hat's the history behind the then-virgin woods. A chicken building blocks and iron pipes, created unconscious decade and also the recent trash heap on hatchery followed, then lavatories, a healthy breeding ground for disease- complained of the unsightliness of the the Quad, Earth Mugs, toilets and other small inconvenient carrying rodents. dump and the offensive smell. recycling bins and D-hall conveniences. As the 1972 reporter put it, "rodents But this exposure of blatant cup sculptures? This second load was dumped after think this type of dump makes a fine irresponsibility elicited only one letter Environmental awareness has come the Home Economics Department home" - -_. r~ r^ to the editor. It was not submitted by a long way at JMU since the early a nature-loving student or an irate 70's, when "Love Your Mother" was faculty member, but Dr. J.K. Grimm, still a phrase confined to the tattoo on chairman of JMU's Environmental a Hell's Angel's bicep. Standards Committee. Some students of today complain He wanted to express his gratitude when someone throws away an to The Breeze for bringing this aluminum can or forgets their Earth situation to his attention. mug. Grimm happily announced that, as But try a flashback to the fall of a result of a new policy of the 1972, when the September 29th committee, "dumping of trash on back Breeze reported on Madison campus will no longer be allowed." College's decade-long habit of So, campus earth lovers may not dumping "in seven separate places, ANOY SAFFRON/THE BREEZE have mastered all the fine points of materials that were no longer wanted" couldn't decide whal to do with their The following heap, of old tires and environmental awareness yet, but at across 1-81, which was then still in old refrigerators and cooking ranges. bags of grass-cuttings, made "an least now people throw away cigarette lowly route status. They did have the conscience to excellent breeding ground for butts and not bam roofs! The first heap started in 1961, when cover it up with loose dirt a year later, mosquitoes." someone had the political however. The Breeze complained about this incorrectness to dump a barn roof in Another dump, started with old product of an environmentally —compiled by Ashley Hatcher Recovery. CONTIHUED from page 31 But Rich said it seemed like his friends made "Because I was a great kid, I am the same person more adjustments than he did. as 1 was before," he said. "I am ihe same upstairs — Rich had to think of his own way to get inside. Since he had been gone for two years, friends all I left behind was my wrestling body." Hoping there was a door at the bottom of the hill, from freshmen year were seniors. Rich will never wrestle again physically. Bui he Rich ventured onto the grass. After picking up speed, "They had a hard lime knowing how to act," he still wrestles mentally by going to JMU wrestling he realized the grass was still damp from dew. His said. matches and supporting his brother who wresdes for wheelchair flipped, and he was thrown onto the wet Since then he has made many new friends who Clcmson University. ground. have helped him a lot, he said. "I still think like a wrestler," he said. "Thai's ihe Although Rich thought it was nice that two young Even more than help from friends. Rich has way I grew up and that's me." men helped him back into his wheelchair, he has helped his progression from two canes with arm If s hard for Rich not to think like a wrestler, since become independent. Now he has a little more especially since he started wrestling at age 13 when abrupt response to people who treat him like a his father started a wrestling program for him, his helpless child. "Because I was a great younger brother and their friends. "I'm a strong-headed asshole," he said. "I say, Rich and his brother, weni on to wresllc in high 'Fuck you, I will do it on my own.' " kid, I am the same person school, and they both received full scholarships to And that's exactly whal he's done. After a year in as i was before. I am the college. community college. Rich decided it was time to Because they have been wrestling together so walk. same upstairs — all I left long. Rich said he and his brother are very close and He knew if he learned to walk during the summer, have a lot in common. he would be ready 10 return to JMU in the fall. behind was my wrestling In fact, they are so close that Rich plans to move Although Rich wanted to get up from his chair near his brother alter graduation in May. and be able lo walk immediately, he had to begin by body." "I'm first headed lo Clcmson to watch my brother using canes with arm braces. Rich Bouzakis wrestle and lo work," he said. Although Rich is a "1 had to use it before I lost it," he said. Senior health major and hopes lo become a physical To build up his strength and coordination, Rich therapist someday, he's in no hurry. "When I get helped his neighbors in any way possible. He raked braces to a single cane to a walking stick and bored, I will get a job in a rehab center." lawns and cleaned gutters. finally, lo nothing. But those plans arc several months away. Right He said his balance was so bad he sometimes had Rich said the decisions to go lo ihe nexi step now. Rich is concentrating on graduating. to sit on the ground to bag up the leaves. came over him like a vision. The 24-year-old calls himself a 'super senior' But all his hard work paid off. Rich returned to "You say 'Screw this, 1 don't need il anymore' because he has been in college so many years. JMU that fall, ready to make any necessary and you don't use it anymore." "I have a nasty habit of failing classes," he said, adjustments. Bui his walking sticks are all he has given up. rolling his eyes. THURSLW, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 33 Win should secure playoff bid for JMU Huskies stand in way of first playoff appearance since '87 Game by Greg Abel No. 11 Samford (9-1) currently is the highest sports editor ranked independent team, followed by Youngstown #11 State (7-3), which is tied for 14th with Western As the JMU football team prepares to travel to Illinois (7-3-1). Northeastern this weekend for the regular season The Dukes' playoff hopes were hindered a bit this finale, their mission is very clear — win, and they weekend when 5-3-2 McNeese Slate wrapped up an will most likely make the 1-AA playoffs; lose and automatic bid by winning the Southland Conference the season is over. over Sam Houston. McNeese Slate is ranked 19lh in "We already established a winning season, we this week's poll. want to go out of here with a great season," senior No. 18 Appalachian Slate (8-3), another team safety Richard Grevious said. "In order for us to go behind JMU in the poll, secured a bid by winning the Northeastern on, we know we have to win." Southern Conference. AT A GLANCE Although the 7-3 Dukes no longer have a hold of In the Dukes favor though, is the fact lhai two the automatic bid received by the highest-ranked Location: Brookline, Mass teams above them in the polls are ineligible for post- independent learn, JMU is almost assured of its first season play. No. 3 Holy Cross does not allow its Enrollment: 13.500 trip to the playoffs since 1987 if they beat the 4-6 team to play in the post-season, and No. 5 Alabama Huskies. Conference: Independent, Yankee State (9-0-1) is ineligible because it plays a game Conference in 1993 "An 8-3 JMU footbairteam would be very hard to after bids are handed out keep out of the playoffs," said Benny Hollis, a Scherer has said that he is not familiar with some 1990 Record: 1-10 member of the four member committee that votes on of the "politics" that factor into at-large bids, but he Head Coach: Barry Gallup the poll each week and selects the 16 playoff teams. seems confident that a win over the Huskies will "They're ranked 17th in the polls this week. If they earn his team an invite. Scherer said the Dukes are Gallup'* Record: 4-6 (1st year) win [the Northeastern] game they certainly will be approaching Saturday's game with the mentality that given serious consideration." Last Week: Lost to Delaware State, 46-20 the post-season has already begun. The I-AA playoffs are structured so that 7 teams "In essence, this is the first game of the playoffs Series vs. JMU: JMU leads 4-1 receive automatic bids and 9 teams are awarded at- for us. Our season continues if we win the game, if large bids. The seven automatic bids go to six we don't, then we shouldn't make it," he said after Last Meeting: 1990, JMU 21. Northeastern 0 conference champions and the seventh to the highest DEREK CARBONNEAU/THE BREEZE ranked independent team. ' NORTHEASTERN page 34 For openers, Dukes W head to Ohio State Wj by Steve Miranda said. "Nothing could beat the stqffwriter environment in the Penn State game [in the NCAA tournament] last year. Amid all the hype surrounding the And most of our freshman came from men's basketball season opener with high school and AAU programs where Georgia Tech, the women's team is the level of competition was such that quietly preparing to hit the road in an this shouldn't come as such a shock to opener of their own. them." Head coach Shelia Moorman's club Senior point guard Emily kicks off the regular season schedule McCracken, who was part of the '89 Saturday on the road against perennial team that faced the Buckeyes in the national power Ohio State. The game NCAA's, feels the crowd could work is the first meeting between the two in JMU's favor. teams since 1989, when OSU beat the "It's a great atmosphere to play in," Dukes in the second round of the she said. "It's easy to get pumped up NCAA tournament, 81-66. for the game. I believe it should work Playing on the road in Columbus to our benefit." may prove difficult for the Dukes, as And although the Buckeyes are OSU traditionally boasts some of the coming off a disappointing 11-17 largest attendance figures in women's campaign of a year ago, Moorman basketball. Last year, the Buckeyes figures them to be back among the averaged over 3,000 per game and elite in 1991-92. packed over 10,000 for their game vs. "Ohio State is typically in the upper conference rival Iowa. Moorman echelon of the Big Ten and a top 25 downplayed the crowd factor. program," said Moorman. "Last year's "Our veterans have all played in SAM TYREE/THE BREEZE environments like that before," she HOOPS page 35 Senior Emily McCracken is one of the Dukes co-captains. ■^^ 34 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Northeastern CONTINUED from page 33 eight I-AA wins I don't think they can keep us out." practice Tuesday. "Bui I think if we're Hollis said JMU doesn't have to 8-3 then we should be there — there's beat Northeastern by a substantial no doubt in my mind." margin to get the bid. Hollis, Athletic Director of "That's not a major consideration at Northeast Louisiana, said strength of this point," he said. "They just need to schedule is a major factor in assessing win." teams on the bubble such as JMU. To win, JMU must handle "When you get down into the 16th, Northeastern \s pass-oriented attack 17th, 18th-ranked teams, you have to led by junior Ralph Barone. Baronc start looking past the records and look this season has passed for over 1,700 to see who those teams have played," yards with 17 touchdowns and 16 he said in a phone interview Tuesday. interceptions. "JMU has played a very strong "Any team that just spreads you out schedule and it definitely weighs in and throws the ball like they do, they their favor." get you in a lot of onc-on-onc Although the collective record of situations offensively," Scherer said. the teams the Dukes have played this "They have a quarterback that not year is a mediocre 51-61, the Dukes only throws well but maneuvers well." own three wins over teams ranked Northeastern is coached by Barry MIKE HEFNER/THE BREEZE when JMU beat them. The Dukes beat Gallup, who like Scherer, is in his first Sheldon Colbert (62) goes through drills in practice. Central Florida when it was ranked season as a head coach. After a 4-2 perceive us differently. We're 11th, Appalachian Slate, when it was Massachusetts 24-7 and Northeastern start, the Huskies have lost four raked 19th, and William & Mary lost to UMass 27-12. somebody. For some teams a win over straight. With nothing on the line for when it was ranked eighth. Scherer said the Dukes are stressing us is a big deal," Scherer said. his team in this final game, Gallup Appalachian State and William & fundamentals this week in practice. He For the JMU seniors, there is no said he expects his team to play well. Mary were away games. —admitted the team has leveled off in bigger deal than a win Saturday they "We've got 22 seniors who want to In addition, contrary to many teams their play in the second half of the believe will send them to the playoffs. go out on a positive note and I think above the Dukes in the polls, JMU has season after the 5-1 start. "We're trying to do something we'll be very loose," Gallup said. not padded its schedule with wins "I think we've hit a plateau and I special here," senior linebacker JMU and Northeastern have played over Division II schools. think there's some reasons for that. I Richard Bryant said. "Everybody's three similar opponents this season. "Western Illinois is ranked ahead of think that we've got some guys nicked been talking about [championship] Both teams beat Towson State and rings and it's lime to stop talking us and they have five I-AA wins and up, we've played some good teams. lost to Youngstown, while JMU beat about it and either put up or shut up." they're done," Schcrcr said. "With And we're to the point now that teams MASSANUTEEN Pre-Ski Season Events V ee^ ^Jace Nov. 21 and 22 FINE CHINESE FOOD Buy a friend FREE BINDING DINE IN OR DELIVERY some CHECK* ©f tih<& S&3EQ® 8:30-4:30 thing for lunch? happiness NOW YOU CAN STOP BY YEE'S FOR A (Send them a classified.) Ski Rental Shop VARIETY OF FOOD ON HIS LUNCH BUFFET. (•please bring one boot for accurate evaluation) 10 HOT FOOD ITEMS WITH FRUIT AND SALAD BAR Nov. 23 ALL FOR $4.50 SKI SWAP ...AND REMEMBER - WHEN ITS NASTY OUTSIDE, CALL Sponsored by FOR YEE'S DELIVERY 434-3003. Massanutten Ski Patroll 8:00a.m. - 4:00p.m. . Wednesday, Friday, 10% OFF EVERYTHING* Deadline for this in Ski Sources Saturday Night & AD Day with JMU Student ID Monday's issue (*slci packages excluded) Sunday Buffet is noon Friday. Call 289-9441 cxt.5054 TOE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 35 Hoops. ~ZIXtiI^IZIZf^I^J^/^IZf^ CONTINUED from page 33 fust collegiate game. season was atypical of them. They had some injuries and other things and Saturday will be JMU's first game didn't play well until March.'' action since their preseason game with the Canadian National Team on Nov. OSU had several negative factors to 8. The Canadians destroyed the Dukes deal with last season, including the 79-50. ineligibility of their starting center, Moorman says an improved JMU key injuries, and the transition of a per carry. team will take the floor Saturday. Football notes . . . new coaching staff. Their record was Scherer benches kicker their worst in ten years and snapped a "We felt like the two areas we Tickets for UNLV needed improvement in were JMU placekickcr Trey Wcis will string of seven straight years in the Student tickets for the Dec. 5 conditioning and ability to execute not play against Northeastern NCAA tournament. JMU-UNLV game should be when we're tired," Moorman said. Saturday due to disciplinary The Buckeyes return 11 players reasons. Weis missed a morning picked up prior to the Dec. 2 home from last year's team, including two "The two are interrelated and we've continued to work hard on those practice last Saturday and coach game vs. Maryland-Eastern Shore. starters. Junior shooting guard Averill Students may pick up one ticket aspects." Rip Scherer will go with either Roberts, who was named to Street & Mike Granu/./.o or John Searing for the UNLV game when they Senior forward Brandy Cruthird Smith's Preseason Honorable Mention against the Huskies. Weis has present their JAC card at the E All-America Team, will lead OSU. also feels the Dukes will be more entrance of the Convocation prepared. made four of five field goals this Roberts led OSU in steals (50) and season and 22 of 23 extra point Center beginning at 6 p.m. before scoring (14.9 ppg) last year, including "We're executing beuer now," she attempts. the UMES game. Approximately said. "We've added a few plays to the a season-high, 30-point effort against Sims has chance at record 2,700 student tickets will be eventual national champion offense and picked up the tempo of available. Beginning at 8 a.m. Dec. our defense." JMU junior tailback Kenny Tennessee. Sims, who has had six 100-yard 3, an additional 600 student tickets "She's not afraid to put the ball Added McCracken: "We know that will be available at the E entrance. when we come out in the second half, games this season, has a shot at up," said senior point guard Emily setting a new JMU single-season Only students with tickets for McCracken, "but she can also take the we're going to have to be just as the UNLV game will be admitted intense as in the first five minutes of rushing record Saturday at ball to the hoop. She's a great all- Northeastern. for the Dec. 5 contest around athlete." the first half. Hopefully, we've Swim meet at home Sat. conquered that problem. But this Sims would need to run for 118 OSU's primary weak spot lies at JMU and ODU will compete in game will be a test for us." yards to set a new record. The point guard. Playing time will be split current record is held by Warren a home swim meet this weekend. The Associated Press preseason by Lisa Sebastian, who played Marshall who ran for 1,284 yards Men's and women's diving events sparingly last year, averaging just 0.9 Top 25 polls was released Monday, will go off at 11 a.m. and and had JMU listed among the other in 1986. Sims has 1,167 yards this points per game, and Alysiah Bond, a season and is averaging 6.8 yards swimming starts at 2 p.m. freshman who will be playing in her votes as 40th in the country. 'The breakfast bar in scrambled eggs, "CELLULAR ONE bacon, sausage, invites you to come by for potatoes, great holiday savings. sausage gravy, grits, The ideal gilt for 1} biscuits, homemade all year round is a muffins, oatmeal, cereals, cellular phone from fresh fruits, melons, and CELLULAR ONE® coffee for $3.99 ($359 for $149* senior citizens). Ericsson/GE "Mobile" Phone It's some kind of good! I recommend it highly." 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My record speaks for itself... allhxigh I was live down ^s Are Coming. SKI FOR CREDIT ^ <<* JMU will be hosting the Runnin' Rebels of UNLV on Dec. 5th at the Electric Zoo. Show Your School Spirit. Get your T-Shirts now for just $10!!! Contact a Pi Sigma Epsilon brother or Call:434-8347 (Port Republic) MASSANU Pre-register now for PE 131 (Elementary), PE 231 Or look for us on the WCC Patio on Dec. 2 (Intermediate), or PE 331 (Advanced) courses for two semester hours credit on your class schedule. t Most Unusual When: 3RD BLOCK TUESDAY/THURSDAY Bookstore l-5pm OR 5-1 Opm CLASS SESSIONS in the Valley -pOSft NEW state-of-the-art snowguns to — open DIAMOND JIM as soon as possible 'Prints 'PaperCollectibles $120 ($144 with rental equipment) B&dKS •Paperback Room Check payable to: Great Eastern Resort Management. MUST be paid at REQUIRED orientation/liability meeting * Comic Books in G/S Theatre Tuesday, January 7. *A late fee of $10 i north of Harrtoonburg will be charged to all students who do not attend this meeting Located off 1-81, B*fr 67 'OldMagazines avail- South on Congrcw St. Qtt. 11) able dating back to Small Group lessons/car pools to be formed i NewNulKt,m the turn ofti^ceintury For further information contact: (703) 740-3135 Dr. John Haynes, Physical Education & Sport Dept. OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Phone 568-3949 THE BREEZETHURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 • 37 CLASSIC CALVIN & HOBBES/Bill Watterson THEFARSIDE/Gory Larson —.... nmn .I.U.I WITH GREAT EFFORT, CALVIN ULS ONU HOPE POR PROPER WO WROTE "HELP IV f^ BUG" THE HOHAN INSECT ADVANCES MEDICAL TREATMENT UES IN ON W LETTER TO GRANDMA7 WE PAPER \N WE T */ BEATS ME, MOM. MMBE THE SEAL AROJNDTHE TUB LEAKS V \ Why w» Nf news anchorpersons only from the waist up. -— I KINDA LIKE »T. THOSE ARE INTERESTING PERCUSSION CANNONS THISIHCBONKD SECTION CONCERT HALLS'? GEE. 1 THOUGHT CLASSICAL MkJSWL WAS BORING.' PN^r *G8* n-20 TREVOR THE TREE FROG/Bob Woodington His wish lor lite granted, the Visible M»n takes his first steps into the real world — not suspecting that most people, upon seeing him, would either faint or throw up. BUG IN MY EYE/C/?. Yankoviak NEAR FETCHED/.%G^ —■ ™ ■■MM 38 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1991 Lowest Rent In Town - 4 BR, 2 bath, Beautiful FuHy Furnished 3 BR Country Found Woman's Prescription Glasses Curl* Dobranekl - We lovt our pledge TKE Pledge* - Only 1 more week! Hang Happy S-Month Anniversary to the Dear Dave Shumete - Dont despair, UR kwedl AT Extends A Betaked But Beg Thanks momma! £K Pledge*. in there. We love you guys. Your Sister Dancer A the Hunter - Stay out of trouble Your TKE Big Sis. to Hannah lor such an awesome Pledges. for another 61 Love From Kahunas A Mrs. Ssterdatel Free Off-Campus Housing Brochure - Howdysheft. 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