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Volum e 67 • N um ber 11 D ecem ber 6,1991 Student charged with disorderly conduct; denies allegations Denise Inman______was punched while trying to Triangle Staff Writer separate the men. One student that suffered a head wound David Omler, a Drexel identified his assailant to police. University student, was arrested “The Police on Sunday, Nov. 24 by were called,” said Director of Philadelphia Police and charged Security James Powell, “because with disorderly conduct and a crime was committed.” underage drinking. When According to Police doc­ questioned about his arrest, the umentation, the “offender was student said that “I was jumped intoxicated and underage. He and I was only defending was verbally abusive and myself.” continued causing a Police and security doc­ disturbance.” He was arrested uments stated that three Drexel for disorderly conduct and students were involved in a fight underage drinking. outside Kelly Hall at approxi­ The student that was struck mately 3:50 a.m. on Nov. 24. intends to file a private criminal Drexel security guards were complaint against his assailant. aware of the incident, and one See CHARGES on page 2

Student handbook finished VIsUon to Wednesday’s reception fo r ••America's Refugees — Images John Vassallo/TAe Triangle o f Homelessness and Poverty' look at a set o f Harvey FinUe’s photographs in the Living Arts Lounge. Adam Blyweiss sections, including academic Catherine Campbell calendars, student activities and services, rights and respon­ Triangle Staff Writers sibilities, and University “Drexel University has never policies. It is available at the Total quality m anagem ent to transform U. had a handbook like this,” said University Bookstore, the Dean Dean of Students Diana of Students office, and the Duncan Widman______according to the Nov. 1991 issue For example, Schneider said, Hackney, regarding the pub­ Creese main desk. of The American Association for “The billing diagnostic team lication of the University’s According to Hackney, the Triangle Staff Writer Higher Education Bulletin, “...a lo (^ at the whole process, from official student handbook, more University wanted to have the “What I’m trying to do is get call to leadership for therefnm start to stop. They can than a year after it was started. handbook available for distribu­ this administration working right of American enterprise...an commission their own right The handbook, free to all tion in September. It was and like a team. You’ve got to entirely new organization, one work group teams,” which students and staff, was made postponed, however, in order to build teams,” said Vice whose culuu-e is quality-driven, would work on specific available on Dec. 2. include completed policies like President of Administration Dr. customer-oriented, marked by problems such as billing dorm The new handbook covers the new smoking policy. It was Richard Schneider about teamwork, and avid about costs or subtracting financial aid academic terms between fall also essential to go through Drexel’s Total Quality Manage­ improvement” from the total costs. 1991 and summer 1993. At 154 many “spin-off” committees ment policy. Total Quality Schneider has already formed Schneider said that TQM pages long, it is divided into 13 See HANDBOOK on page 4 Management [TQM] is. the Quality Steering Council as studies have shown that 80 part of the Universities’ two- percent of all problems in year TQM training plan. “The augmentation are system quality board is made up of problems, not people problems. Tri-Span II to be built by senior design group some very senior people here, In other words, the people are Duncan Widman______the design process by using design, engineering, and and I’m just training them right good but the systems are not, computer models to test the construction aspects of the now. They include the provost and the people don’t feel Triangle Staff Writer properties of three possible project. Like the group that built the president, the treasurer, the empowered to change them. The original Drexel Tri-Span materials to use in the Tri-Span I, this year’s team is director of facilities manage­ TQM inverts the standard was expected to last for only two construction. The team’s fall­ planning to stay aifter graduation ment, the director of OSIR, the management structure. “The years when it was built by a back choice is pressure-treated to help complete the construc­ director of affirmative action, only purpose for management is senior design team in 1976, yet wood, which costs less but will tion. the chief information officer, to support the workers, not the it stood for fifteen years before degrade quickly. However, the The cost of the fu^t Tri-Span and the associate vice president workers support the manage­ collapsing this past August. team is hoping that their was between $30,000 to for development,” said ment... to have the workers When asked how long the new construction will last well into $40,000, but the steel plates that Schneider. realize that they have a profound Tri-Span II will last, senior the next century, so they are also connected the wooden beams The Steering Council’s impact on the customer, and that design team member Basil looking into two types of were donated and all construc­ charter labels its activities as, they can recommend changes to Harris said, “until the [E)rexel] synthetic materials. “Recycled tion was done by students. The “Establish overall quality the system, because they know bicentennial.” lumber,” which is actually cost of the new Tri-Span was measures and goals,” “Approve the problems best not me.” If all goes well for the civil recycled plastic cut into beams estimated at $40,000 to $50,000. team projects and review TQM suesses zero defects, engineering senior design team and which looks like gray wood, If the team was to give the plans progress,” and “Provide for with all systems as defined as of Harris, Dave Keener, Rick will give the structure an to an outside contractor, interaction and sharing of possible. He said that right now, Betron and Ken Fulmer, the environmental theme. The other however, they would do most of ideas.” “we don’t have systems defined geodesic Drexel Tri-Span II will is reinforced fiberglass, which is the construction themselves with Under the Steering Council here; a lot of times they’re made stand once more over the very non-corrosive and has only student volunteers assisting. would be a diagnostic team for up, or they’re word of mouth... campus at 33rd and Market Sts. recently begun to see use in civil The first Tri-Span was built every major process the every major process that we Led by faculty advisor Dr. Harry engineering. of non-pressure-treated wood, University runs. Already, four have here at school, no matter G. Huris, the team will present Harris said that hopefully the and had a two-year permit from diagnostic teams were set up to what it is, should be laid out on its proposal for Tri-Span II to project will be funded primarily the city. When the permit ran test the TQM system; one each a flow diagram, so that the administration after the fall by the Board of Trustees; out, no one bothered to take it for physical plant, billing, mail everybody knows what the hell term. Tri-Span II, like its however, some fund raising down; it stood for fifteen years room and payroll. Each team it is, because how can you predecessor, will stretch 72 feet effort must be made by a parallel until the wood began to degrade includes one person from the improve something if you don’t wide and rise 22 feet at the group, because the team doesn’t and shift It finally collapsed in Steering Council, called a know what the system is?” crown. ' have the time. Instead, they are August, a month after it was linking pin, to assure good Schneider pointed to the The teaiii is now completing spending all their energy on the roped off to prevent accidents. communication between levels. See TQM on page 4 2 • The Triangle • December 6,1991

Van R. to be made available for Drexel News In Brief student program use next term Student Congress constitution approved Catherine Campbell conference rooms and areas that down a $5000“good will” Drexel controls for events. payment for the facility's use. The vote was 42 to 17 in favor of improving the new Student Of The Triangle The Student Programming The use of Van R. for program­ Congress constitution in a general student body referendum held The Van Rensselaer resident Association [SPA] is currently ming is very beneficial to the last Wednesday. The new constitution, which appeared in the last hall's living room will be planning a Super Bowl event as students and will benefit issue of The Triangle, will take effect immediately according to available for programming well as relocating their everyone... we’re glad to see it speaker Robyn Gershenoff. beginning winter term. Dean of SPAtlight shows there. Hackney happen.” After Student Congress The new constitution provides for more members of Congress Students Diana Hackney said said that greek organizations contributed the “good will” than exist presently, including a Congress-Person-At-Large for that this was largely due to also appear to be interested in security. Director of Residential each class. Gershenoff said that letters of application for new Student Congress’s input, who utilizing the facility. Living Diana Dale approved the position will be accepted until Jan. 13. New members are to be felt that suidents wanted a place One initial problem that use of the former residence hall appointed by the executive board of Congress. to attend programs that were Hackney noted was the lack of and its chairs. closer than the Creese Center. furniture in Van R.’s lobby. It The number of security Van Rensselaer, which is was suggested using chairs guards will vary depending on Drexel acquires historical 8,000-volume Italian book currently unused, will be open to already in the dorm’s rooms. the types of events that are collection programming under the same Student Congress President Joe scheduled. Members of the policies as the Mandell Theater, Mascaro said that “we’re Physical Plant will also be To advance the study of modem Italian history and culttwe in the the Dragon’s Den, and the 25 [Student Congress] putting assigned to help with events. United States, a collection of approximately 8,000 books have been donated to Drexel by Lina Salomone and Ilia Salomone-Smith. widow and daughter of the late A. William Salomone. The Salomone Collection, considered the finest collection of modem NAACP and BSU help homeless Italian historical literature gathered by an American scholar within Denise Inman Philadelphians was cooked and hostile people,” said Hollie, the last 50 years, will be open to scholars and graduate stiidents in Triangle Staff Writer served at the Salvation Army on “and I think it was because we the spring of 1992. Broad Street from 12:00-4:00 spoke with them and tried to Drexel faculty members Nunzio Pernicone and Philip V. Ramona Hollie, president of p.m. understand what they were Cannistraro. both specialists in modem Italian history, will serve as Drexel’s chapter of the National Approximately six members going through.” the collection’s academic curator and technical advisor, Association for the Advance­ of the NAACP and the BSU fed Around 50 blankets and 100 respectively. Dr. Thomas L. Canavan, dean of the college of arts ment of Colored People the homeless who came through bowls of soup were given out and sciences, will provide administrative supervision. (NAACP), said the holiday the shelter. A storyteller kept Sunday night. The group A. William Salomone was bom in Guardiagrele, Italy in 1915, activities sponsored by both the the homeless children intends to distribute soup again, and emigrated to Philadelphia when he was 12. He graduated from NAACP and the Black Student entertained with tales of Africa. at least before the winter West Philadelphia Catholic High School, received his bachelor’s Union (BSU) were successful. Later that same night, about holidays. Hollie said that they degree from LaSalle College, and received master’s and doctorate They co-sponsored a Thanks­ 10 members of the NAACP and want to make it a routine degrees from the University of Pennsylvania. He taught at Temple, giving dinner for the homeless BSU drove around the city in service, hoping to find a way to Haverford, New York University and the University of Rochester, and a blanket distribution to the two vans and distributed help prevent homelessness. where he held the Wilsm Professorship of Italian and European homeless on Sunday, Nov. 24. blankets and hot soup to History. The Thanksgiving dinner for homeless on the street Salomone also co-founded the Society for Italian Historical approximately 400 homeless “We didn’t encounter any Charges denied Studies and was a prolific writer, winning the American Historical Association’s Herbert Baxter Adams Prize in 1946 for the book by student Italian Democracy in the Making (University of Pennsylvania Continuedfrom page 1 Press, 1945). Before his death in 1989, Salomone expressed the wish that his collection remain in Philadelphia and become the charging assault. This separate nucleus Cor a center of Italian studies. charge could lead to a hearing and possibly a decision on damages. Bell executive named to Drexel’s Board of TVustees The student-run newspaper serving Drexel University Omler was released on Nov. 24 and is scheduled to appear at President Richard Breslin announced that D. Michael Stroud, Editorial Board a city hearing on Dec. 8.1991. vice president, secretary and general counsel for Bell of Gary a. Rosenzweig...... £ditor-In-Chief A separate hearing presided Pennsylvania and Diamond State Telephone, has been named a over by Dr. James Hallam, member of the board of trastees at Drexel. Catherine m. Campbell...... News Editor University judicial offlcer, will A Pittsburgh native, Stroud earned a bachelor’s degree in Dan p. Morrow...... Ed-Op Page Editor be held to decide Drexel’s action business administration from Duquesne University and a Juris Stacey b. Crown...... Associate Editor against the student for his Doctor from the University of Pittsburgh. He began his legal career Matthew w. Appelton...... Campus Page Editor assault of a security offlcer. The in 1972 as a trial attorney with the Justice Department, and was an* Anita j. Michel...... Entertainment Editor judicial board will witness the assistant U.S. Attorney from 1974 to 1976 before joining C&P student’s presentation of his own Telephone. Stroud served as general attorney for C&P and New John j. Van Ness...... Sports Editor case, unless the student does not Jersey Bell between 1976 and 1988. when he came to Bell of John g. Vassallo...... Photography Editor contest the charges and waives Pennsylvania and Diamond State Telephone as general attomey for Mike i. Tirenin...... Production Manager his right to a hearing. rates and regulatory matters. According to an eyewitness In addition to his present duties with Bell of Pennsylvania and Editors & Staff who was with the def^endant at Diamond State Telephone, Stroud is a director of the U.S. the time and asked not to be Rich Coughlan...... Comics Page Editor Attorney’s Association, a member and past president of the Black identified. Omler left a party U.S. Attorney’s Association, a member of the board of the Opera Brian d. Yates...... Business Manager around 3:50 a.m. and was Company of Philadelphia, and past chairman of the District of Sandra Benks...... Classifieds Manager walking between Kelly and Columbia Development Corporation. Joel Zighelboim...... Circulation Manager Myers Halls when he was attacked by five student-aged black youths. Omler tried to run Correction Robert Blast, Adam Blyweiss, Steve Bojanowski, Scott Brown, but was unable to get away. The Anthony Burokas, Angie Capozello, Mike Carey, Mark witness said the youths were The 'What Are You Thankful Fot7* features section from the Davidson, Tameka Evans, Greg Galcik, Jennifer Gibbons, Chad screaming at Omler to provoke a previous issue contained a response which was inadvertently cut Gorn, James Helton, Ted Howe, Denise Inman, Stacey Tight. One of the youths punched short Here it is in full* Wayne Magee • Professor and Department Jacobson, Walter Kihm, Jody Lichty, Jack Persico, Gregory J. him, then they all got him on the Head o fBioscience and Biotechnology I continue to be thankful Petry, Earle Philhower, Sriniuas Poluru, Seymour Rigby, ground where they were for the nice long, thoughtful answers I get from students in Monica Sculli, Steve Segal, Anne Seguy, Carol Smith, Scott punching and kicking him. freshman biology in response to questions like: “Give some insight Smith, ly. A. Smith, Kevin Sorrentino, Yen Wei, Ducan Widman, Omler jumped up and retaliated. on bow increasing the temperature influences a reaction catalyzed Scott Williams, Eric Zander, Sean Zheng The witness said that a by an enzyme.” Could this be related in any way to roasting a security guard came from behind tMikey? and grabbed Omler without Copyright 1991 The Triangle. Fridays in Philadelphia, PA, identifying himself while Omler No work herein may be during the academic year, was trying to get away. Weather reproduced in any form, in except during examinations Apparently not recognizing whole or in part, without the and vacation periods. them as guards, the defendant Friday - partly sunny, highs near 40 written consent of the Editor. Subscriptions may be ordered threw the first guard on the Saturday ■ lows IS to 25, highs in low 40’s Opinions expressed within are for $20 for six months; display ground and punched the second Sunday - lows 25 to 35, highs in 40’s not necessarily those of The and classified adveitising may one. The witness added that after Monday - low 30*s, highs in low 50’s Triangle or Drexel University. be placed at the address realizing that they were security FairbMks* Alaska - Friday partly cloudy The Triangle is published below. guards, the defendant restrained w/GQ percent chance snow, high 7. tow *3 himself and the police were MauC Hawaii - Friday high surf advisory for The Triangle • Drexel University called. north and west shores, sunny with few showers, 32nd & Chestnut Sts. • Philadelphia, PA 19104 The complainant names were high in 80’s, lows in 60’s Business: (215) 895-2569 • News (215) 895-2585 not released, making it Fax (215) 895-5935 impossible for them to be Triangle weather— ^ways accurate! reached for comment The Triangle • December 6 ,1991 • 3

Issues discussed at University assembly before Thanksgiving Robert S. Blasi and money. everyone involved. Dr. Ronald Ingersoll, dean of committees. Triangle Staff Writer Provost Dennis Brown spoke The formal establishment of enrollment management, next It was suggested that the about faculty salaries saying that diagnostic teams was also a discussed both undergraduate University create a database to A general assembly meeting “overall, the average faculty topic in Schneider’s speech. and graduate recruitment efforts. keep track of foreign students was held Nov. 26, the last day of raise was between 6.9 and 7 Each soon-to-be-established He focused on Drexel’s efforts and alumni and move to increase classes before the Thanksgiving percent.” He presented the diagnostic team will examine a at college nights, fairs, its visibility in the international holiday. details of salary compression, certain problematic area at the interviews, campus tours and educational maiket The assembly hosted five tenure adjustment and the other university. The team’s goal is to open house programs. Also mentioned was the long­ speakers. President Richard D. factors that came into play when identify and remove problems in According to Ingersoll, standing university policy Breslin opened with comments determining the new salaries. their assigned area. numbers are on the rise. There prohibiting individual depart­ on the Centennial events to date Brown also acknowledged the Security on Drexel’s campus have been 10,000 graduate ments from communicating with and the Presidential series. He efforts of approximately 60 was a key issue in Schneider’s inquiries about Drexel so far and or soliciting alumni. Breslin also discussed the upcoming faculty memters involved in the presentation. “We had a bad a 15% increase in applications. replied that the issue had already “Economy, Environment, University’s new university mischief night,” said Schneider. Drexel is also attempting to been raised and the policy would Ecology, Energy” series, which seminar program. Particular He pointed out that the associate with Canadian schools most likely be changed. will be held in April. teachers were quoted by had increased the in hopes of bringing some Of particular concern to With regard to the as “surprised at how much better number of guards on patrol from prospective Canadian students to faculty were the University’s University’s financial status, this freshman class seems.” 8:00 p.m. to 8:00 a.m. and that Drexel. tenure quota and Brown’s Breslin said that “we are more The activities of the die number of escorts provided The assembly closed with a policies regarding early tenure. than on target for fund raising Teaching/Learning Committee had quadrupled in the last presentation on the activities of The current policies are that no this year. We are continuing to and the University’s advisory month. the faculty senate, given by Dr. more than two-thirds of the see changes in our Board of commiuee fw strategic research Schneider also said that the Jonathan Awerbuch, faculty faculty can hold tenure and Trustees.” He added that “those initiatives rounded out Brown’s creation of a proprietary guard senate chair. Awerbuch cited the according to Brown, early tenure individuals are being very presentation. He also mentioned service had been considered. development of new university is granted “only in exceptional carefully hand-picked.” Breslin a group of faculty, most of Drexel itself would handle the wide committees, the revision of cases.” added that Drexel is also finding which are in the College of background checks, recruitment the procedure searching for new There was a resolution passed increasingly more alumni who Engineering, who are making and training of their guards administrator and/or academic removing the tenure quota, and would be capable of helping the recommen(tetions to institution­ instead of hiring Pinkerton positions, and the retention of it is anticipated that it will be school in various ways. alize the E^ program and make guards. He also suggested the the music and nutrition/food approved at the next Board of According to Breslin, there is it the norm for engineering possibility of Drexel’s own science programs as majors as Trustees meeting. currently a database that cross- education at Drexel. “The entire criminal investigation unit that decisions reached by the references the Drexel alumni list university will be well served if would consist of licensed, arrest- with the names present in the this group can provide the authority police academy various ‘Who’s Who’ publica­ wisdom to institutionalize the E^ graduates. tions. He said, “We will now do program,” said Brown. Schneider discussed projected a very serious study to find out Senior Vice-President for expenses and revenues. He cited Police Blotter how these individuals can help Administration Dr. Richard a $2.9 million deficit as of Sept the University.” Schneider spoke about the that still needed to be closed. Nov/19 — 30th & Market Sts. Nov.22 — 310N.33rdSt Breslin also mentioned an current administrators guide for Schneider noted that revenue Stolen auto. 32-year-old black Robbery. 21-year-old white alumni poll that reflected high the university. According to projections anticipate a 10% female, manager of Avis, stated female stated that unknown opinions of Drexel educational Schneider, the development of enrolbnent increase per year. As that a blue 1992 Chevrolet black male rang her doorbell quality. He cited the need to the original guide was a series of a result of this increased Corsica was taken from a lot at and forced complainant at increase alumni willingness to improvisations: “We made it up expected revenue, several areas 30th Street Station between gunpoint into her apartment, participate in university affairs as we went along. And new are being targeting for 6:00 p.m. on Oct. 25 and 6:00 locking her in a bathroom. as a future goal. Breslin hopes to . people came along and they renovations, including the p.m.onPct31. .Removed: stereo equipment, find faculty who can help these made up new stuff.” Schneider admissions area. Creese Student television. CD player, alumni become resources for the hopes that a new, revised guide Union and several labs in Nov. 20 — 300 N. 21st St < computer, blue gym bag, University for ideas, suggestions will clarify university policy for Disque and Stratton. Stolen auto. 32-year-old while trenchcoat, assorted clothing. male stated that unknown Offender: black male, 5’9”, person(s) took his silver 1987 thin, 150 lbs., short cropped Learning by DUing program to expand Pontiac. hair, dark complexion. Catherine Campbell Michael S. Saccucci and environment. N6V, 21 — 3221 Sununer S t Nov. 26 — 3300 Pearl St Of The Triangle Verzilli. Victor R. Prybutok, In the “Learning by DUing” Burglary. 20-year'*old white Theft. Police observed an who now teaches at the class, she is in charge of the (male sta t^ that between 9:00 unknown black male breaking The “Learning by DUing” University of North Texi^, was Powelton Village Community a.m. and 11:00 a.m., while he into a red 1988 Hykindai Excel class is looking to expand its also noted for his involvement. Connection project. One of her slept in the next room, owned by a 22-year-old white eniollment to students from all The article lists the type of goals for 1992 will be to .unlmown person(s) entered his female and removing the radio. disciplines of the University. projects the students are esublish a community service house through the window. Arrest made. According to the program’s involved in. The overall course program where any student or Removed: Sony portable advisor. Dr. Andrew Verzilli, all diversity is enhanced by a list of Drexel group will be able to get stereo, 13” Sanyo color Nov. 26 — 3700 Hamilton St of the established and new the participating students’ involved with a variety of television, Kenmore Theft. Police observed 2 projects have work implications majors. The article notes some service projects. She gave an micrbvrave oviBn, Seiko watch. unknown black males leaving a for all majors. Verzilli said that of the projects and explains how example of the greeks’ yellow 1980 Honda Accord if a project like South Street is the class helped many sectors of philanthropy work. If they Nov. 21 — 3622 Pearl S t with two speakers owned by a examined, it can be seen that the Philadelphia community. wanted to do a service project, hrfciefl. 74-year-old white male 34-year-old white male. After “we need the expertise from Verzilli noted some examples the project would be able to stated that unknown person(s) an investigation, both males students across the University” of how the class has contributed offer them many choices. broke out the driver side were arrested, for the projects. “It’s the to the Philadelphia area; for Manlin’s Powelton Village window of his 1991 Honda. University’s greatest learning example, the garment businesses group will be involved in safety, Remioved: 2 green raincoats. Nov. 28 — 3401 Powelton experience and the student in the 4th and So So [stores u-ash issues, politics, economic Ave. receives academic credit for his south of South St.] project that development, and artists and |Nov. 22 — 32nd & Arch Sts. Burglary. 22-year-old white efforts,” said Verzilli. He the students were working with architecture of the neighborhood I S tolen auto. 51-year*old male stated that he heard' especially encouraged sttidents are utilizing some of the class’s as well as expanding the HOPE :Oriental male stated that tampering with a door leading majoring in environmental and suggestions. Verzilli also spoke project. They have currently between 1:15 p.m. and 5:15 to a fire escape and called managerial engineering to join of the recent accomplishments established a permanent form of p.m. unknown person(s) took police who arrived at the scene. in woricing with the program. with the fraternity trash problem communication between the his burgundy 1991 Honda Arrest made after brief pursuit Verzilli said that he soon and Powellon Village. students, the Powelton Village Accord ftom the highway. on foot hopes to have students Right now a team is DUing a Civic Association, (PVCA) and participate in the class as part of survey''for HUD to improve the the University adminisuation. Nov. 22 — 200 N. 32nd St Nov. 28 — 3000 JFK Blvd. their senior design project. He low income housing situation in She would like to see all three Stolen auto. 34-year-old white Theft from auto. Police prefers seniors because they the city. “If they DU it right”, groups “sit down on a continual male stated that between 7:10 observed unknown black male have more background informa­ Verzilli noted, “it will be a basis” and “keep the lines of a.m^ and 4:35 p.m. unknown breaking into parked vehicles tion to draw from and he likes model for the whole United communication open.” peirson(s) took his blue 1983 at 3000 JFK Blvd. Arrest them “to have a handle on States.” Manlin’s group will resume Buick Regal fixxn the highway. made. school." Project HOPE (Help One working with other town and The class just became a part Person Each) is looking for neighborhood groups next term Nov, 22 — 3400 Powelton Nov. 30 — 3301 Hamilton S t of a “major referee of ways to train homeless people so to see how they are solving ;:Ave;'" . : ■.■■■ Theft, 30-year-old white publication’’ by having an article that they can function in society. problems. They are currently burglary. 21-year-old white female stated that unknown published in the international Special Projects Coordinator looking into University of female stated that iinknown i ^ e Wu seen fleeing fibm her journal Operations Manage­ Ronnie Manlin started woricing Pennsylvania and Temple person(s) broke through inner car. the car’s passenger ment, The article explains the with the class last year. She University’s situations. security door and attempted to window had been broken. entire hands-on “Learning by finds the class similar to the Manlin said that she would gain entry into her apartment Removed: GTE car phone. DUing” process. It goes into program “Grooming the like to see the Town Watch by jimmying the lock. No entry Offender: tall, wearing denim detail about the various projects Dragon,” which she was program opened up to any gained. jacket, white pants, and directed by Drexel’s Steve M. responsible for, because they interested students through her Bajgier, Hazem Maragah, deal with Drexel's physical See PROJECT on page 4 4 • The Triangle • December 6,1991 Total quality management brought to Drexel Continued from page 1 down? We didn’t! There are “Its a very exciting time,” the diagnostic teams will attempt billing diagnostic team’s report pieces that are written down, but said Schneider, “but there is to remove every redundant step to the Quality Steering Council there wasn’t any... clear some frustration. I’ve got to be in every process on campus. to show the importance of definition. Before last year — absolutely honest with you. I’ve “I’ve got to train all these people diagraming the process. “You God forbid, if the head person in still got some foot draggers — to let them understand why... know, we’ve had this billing student billing had died or left, even on the steering council — we’ve got to get the number of system for a hundred years. Are we’d be up the creek. It’s a very who don’t believe (in TQM] yet, stqps reduced, because the more you telling me we never wrote it complex system.” or that I’m serious. But they will I can wring out of the cost per kill me first before I give up on administration, the more we this... when the billing group have to invest in the academic Management project expands put their flow diagram up on the program, the happier [the Continued from page 3 expressed interest for buying board in the LeBow Conference students] will be, the lower my Dr. Rkhard Schneider, senior vice Powelton Village project. She’s them. According to the group, room... it covered the entire attrition will be, and the higher president fo r administration even looking into the idea of auto theft is one of the top length of the wall. I could see my retention will be.” having Powelton Village crimes in the 16th district. right then, two people on the “I want to get to the point every question they ask you on residents also get involved. The students will also be council who had been major foot where kids are killing to get in an exam is perfectly clear, At the last PVCA meeting growing food in the community draggers all of a sudden became here because it’s the best run there’s no ambiguity,” Schneider two students from the class garden this spring to distribute believers. It was, *Oh,my god, I school, it’s great to be here, said, “the stuff that could be presented an idea to sell the car to the homeless. didn’t know it was that there’s studoit life programs like done is just mind-boggling.” theft deterrent, “The Club” for a complex!’” you wouldn’t believe, all the reduced price if enough people When set up, Schneider said faculty show up to class on time. Official student handbook completed and distribution begun Continued from page I updated existing policies on procedures and students’ rights. Richard Woodring, vice Jan. 6 and 1992’s Commence­ before publishing the new topics such as harassment and After the committees finished president for student life, would ment which is Sunday. June 14. official documents. discrimination, academic hon­ their work, Hackney said, she coordinate the payment of most She said that important changes “The handbook took 3 months esty, smoking, alcohol and was authorized on July 8, 1991, distribution costs, including the would be printed up and stapled to write... it took 8 to 12 months drugs, closing of the University, to have the handbook printed. It mailing of handbooks to current to the copies that are being to get through the system, and judicial procedures. The new took “3 to 4 weeks” after that co-op suidents. mailed to the home addresses of [including] the Faculty Senate policies and changes in existing date to update and make Hackney said that any co-op students and the ones [and] the Board of Trustees,” policies went into effect Sep. 1. corrections to materials slated for important University statements mailed to the faculty and staff. said Hackney. She said that this “We were trying to get as publication, and “3 to 4 months” to be included in the handbook Printed revisions will also be time was needed because the much as we could in writing for to print 18,000 copies of the should have been available, in available for students who have new handbook was to be a the students,” Hackney said. handbook. various locations and already acquired a handbook. All legally binding document which Unlike past editions of the The University budgeted administrative offices, before revisions will be considered for would include some new policies handbook, which were more of a $20,000 for the production of the the handbook was published. inclusion in the next edition. that students and staff consid^cd “general” lode at the University handbook. The cost of printing The calendar for the 1991-92 Any corrections, additions or “controversial,” but were and contained only five pages of one handbodc was $1.00 and the year was tentative. Two noted revisions to this edition are necessary for suidents’ needs. policies and procedures, the new cost to mail handbooks to corrections in dates are the start welcome to be submitted to the Faculty and staff committees handbook contains' 62 pages of students on co-op will be $1.90 of winter term, which is Dean of Student’s office in drew up new policies and descriptions of policies. per book. Hackney said that currendy scheduled for Monday, writing.

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Students fight judicial boards for their rights The system stinks. commuraty. federal laws. That’s what students on a review board filed a complaint in Fulton County court Bracewell points to the issue of date In September, Liberty University at the University of Minnesota say of the against the university, saying two rape as an example of why campuses need expelled three seniors for worshiping at school’s judicial system. They claim that incidents in which tiie school denied die to address criminal charges in their die United Pentecostal Church, a violation newspaper access to hearings violated the school sacrifices fairness for judicial systems. of a school policy. Although the school their First Amendment rights and the expediency, ignores constitutional rights “If you talk to women, they don’t want held a hearing on the mauer and granted of due process by giving one person the state’s open records laws. those men on campus. What if the woman the students a|q)eals based on the school’s Red and Black editor Jennifer power of prosecutor, judge, jury and has a class with the man who assaulted rules, the students’ First Amendment appeals judge, and ignores the Squillante says the two hearings involved her? In some states, the law doesn’t even freedom of religion rights were ignored. charges of hazing and underage drinking constitutional protection against self- include date rape” as a criniinal offense, incrimination. Because Liberty is a private school, it against two fraternities. Bracewell says. “Will the institution defer is not bound by the Constitution, so the “Our contention is that education “To me, [these violations] sound like a to the state if the state isn’t going to freedom of religion element of the case good argument against having the records are not brought into play," respond at all?” wasn’t relevant Squillante says. “We’re starting with university handle anything that isn’t Bracewell says schools need to address But, in Minnesota’s case, the academic,” says Jack Stecher, an [these cases] because it’s the most criminal complaints because they affect allegations against the system, including a obvious. They don’t have a leg to stand on economics graduate student serving on the the university community in terms of lack of a student’s Fifth and 14th committee. as far as the Buckley Amendment goes.” campus safety and victims’ rights to get Amendment rights to due process — the The Buckley Amendment requires Stecher isn’t alone in his thinking. For an ^ucation without interference from right to trial by an impartial judge and years, students, faculty, administrators universities to keep student educational the people who have committed criminal jury, for example — are worthy of records private. ^ other schdars have butted head on the acts against tiiem. investigation because the school is bound issue of a university’s right and power to “I don’t think the reach of the Buckley Others disagree with the campus by the Constitution. Amendment has been resolved,” prosecute criminal cases in the campus system’s ability to handle criminal cases. “The Constitution has a special bearing courts. Bezanson says. “Cleariy, there’s a conflict “The goal of the campus judicial because we are a public university,” in some cases to the press’ right for Universities’ “determination' to enforce system is... primarily to protect the Stecher says. this... rests on the premise that colleges publication against the individual’s right interest of students. The criminal justice The Minnesota students say that the to privacy and the institution’s right to and universities have a jurisdiction over system focuses on punishing offenders,” school’s director of the Office of Judicial the lives of their students that is maintain that privacy.” says Carol Bohmer, a sociology professor Affairs, Betty Hackey, has unilateral The people who will decide the independent of the law of the land,” at and a former power over a stuctent’s fate. outcome of these cases and subsequendy writes John Roche, a former member of attorney who is a national expm on date “Say you get a letter accusing you of a will help define the scope of power in the the Johnson administration, in a recent rape. She says that because schools try to crime,” Stecher says. “You go see a campus judicial systems are civil court article in National Review. “The notion afford equal protection to bodi the victim counselor, who is Betty HacketL You talk judges. that an aggrieved person believing him or and the offender, punishments often do to her and she makes a recommendation. In Uie past, they have agreed wiUi most herself the victim of a crime must ‘keep not fit the crimes. She then becomes die prosecutor of your scholars and students who believe that the the matter in the family’ is a One problem in any discussion of how case, which goes into a closed door university judicial system is well- jurisprudential absurdity.” campus judicial systems should operate is hearing. She is not obligated to tell you equipped to handle questions of academk Frequendy on the opposite side of that the fiKt that virti^ly no two systems are during counseling that she will be misconduct and that a university has the argument are campus judicial the same. prosecuting you.” right to do so. administrators. “You’ll find that they are anything but Hackett, who did not return telephone But, in regard to the question of William Bracewell, the former uniform,” says Randy Bezanson, dean of calls to her office, did tell the Minnesota jurisdiction over criminal offenses and die president of the Association for Student the W ashin^n and Lee School of Law Daily that, “I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t guarantee of constitutional rights, Judicial Affairs and the current head of and a national expert on constitutional think this was a fair system.” Bezanson says, “As a general rule, the the Office of Judicial Programs at the law. “The larger universities have more Currently, the conunittee reviewing the college systems have been found to be University of Georgia, says universities elaborate processes. The smaller liberal judicial system is writing two proposals consistent and the courts tend to defer to justifiably have sqxuate jurisdiction. arts schools are less elaborate and their fOT changing the system — one submitted the p^uliar needs of die universities and “Each one of those jurisdictions has a systems are more widely varying because by the students and faculty members, the what is best suited for diem.” different interest to protect,” Braqewell the whole process reflects traditions.” other from the administration's members. says. Each school, like each city and state, The systems that contrast most harshly The privacy of campus judicial Amy Reynolds “has a set of regulations that are tight for are public and private, because public hearings is at issue at the University of College Press Service that campus, that are right for that institutions must adhere to state and Georgia. A student newspaper editor has

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campus and the community Due to an appearent lack of interest (although I cannot Scott Jennings understand why). Expose Your Shaft!! is being discontinued. I would like to thank those who did take the time to submit Lambda Chi Alpha his/her own shaft stories and those who bothered to read them. I Many people in the Drexel had hoped that the column would last longer than this, but since faculty and student community it is floundering so unmercifully I decided to perform a mercy- do not have a full awareness of killing. the involvement Greeks have on So before the pro-lifers have a chance to stqj me (and get a campus and in the community. chance to hook this up to life-support), I would like to end the This term the Lambda Chi column with a submission from Alpha Phi Omega brother Joel Alpha fraternity donated over Zighelbiom who found the meaning of the shaft in the old APO 400 manhours and more than fdes. S700 to local community organi­ zations. P erhaps the commonest version of the process in school is the Here at Lambda Chi, we take imposition of a tight schedule, of an impossibly heavy read­ pride in the many efforts we ing program, and the assignment of problems which are likely have made towards giving a to be too difficult for the student to solve. Whether these tech­ helping hand to local service niques are deliberate or not, they serve effectively to remind the organizations. So far, since the student that he is not as smart or capable as he may have thought he was, and therefore, that there are still things to be end of August, we have been tCUAIphm involved in everything from a 4- learned. on-4 volleyball tournament for Laimit 3Mb a»d Stmt JttuuMgs pnseiuing a the Ronald McDonald House to c*edb» * r ■p f/sr the Homeless Once again, to all those who cared— thanks! feeding the homeless people at a church located at 39th Street and for graued xs weB as by sa{7- children and their parents” Locust Walk. porting our coaunosity educa­ (Antoinette Maciolek, Public Co-op and C areer Services form ing Co-op Our largest philanthropy tion, technical assistance and Relations) by helping to hand event was a 4-on-4 volleyball employment related actiyitjes,” out candy at the annual Howl-O- and C areer Service Com m ittee tournament benefiting the Ron­ said Assistant Director Susan Ween event We have also been Denise Hadlev. Student Dean of Co-op ald McDonald House at 3923 Thai. involved with over half a dozen Chestnut Street Our joint fund­ During late August, we visit­ nrare (xganizations. Co-op and Career Services is looking for a diverse group of raising of $1000 with another ed the Holy Family Home. We hope that with a strong students consisting of ten or more people to form a Co-op and fraternity on campus is now able There, according to Sister Wine- philanthn^y/community service Career Service Conunittee. The committee will discuss topics rel­ to put brighter smiles on numy firid, “the volunieers [of Lambda program like the one executed evant to students while on co-op, such as involvement in on-cam- people associated witfi this orga­ Chi Alpha] had such a helpful this Fall, we will have a chance pus activities. The group wouU also like to organize a career fair of winning the Dean’s Cup again nization. By the way, did you attitude, running errands, enter­ in April and to furdter the career program. Any student in the co­ know that some of the ECE fac­ taining and taking care of the in the Spring of 1992^for the ulty was battling it out in the children, and just doing every­ second consecutive year.' op program who is able to meet twice a month starting in January sand that day? The brothers of thing they could to help make There is much more to frater­ is encouraged to join in this group. At least one student is needed Lambda Chi Alpha would like to the day a happy time.” nity life than than the negative to rqvesent each college, in addition to a few seniors. If interest­ thank Dr. Friedman, Dr. Nabet, The Children’s Seashore perception many people see as ed, call the Student Congress office at 295-7511 jx Gary Hamme, Dr. Scoles, and Dr. Kilicrarslan House always proves to be a shown by the media. Many Dean of Cooperative Education at 89S-1632. for participating in this event unique and exciting experience. times it is difficult to get the We were fortunate to have the Joelle Gamick of the Child Life proper publicity for things that Catherine Campbell assisted in compiling this article funds available to us this term to Department wrote us to give fraternities do to benefit society. make a donation to the Phila­ “special thanks to the brothers In order to educate the commu­ delphia Committee for the who stayed later and played nity on fraternity life we, as a MacOffitg Uptfatg Homeless. Our $100 donation with the kids” after the brotherhood, must keep working “will help the [Philadelphia barbecue. hard to see that the papers, ra­ OCS is offering MacOffice* again. A three-day hands-on gen­ Committee fw the Homeless] in Another enjoyable organiza­ dios, and television shows hear eral introduction to Macintosh hardware and software: MacWrite delivering services to meet both tion that we have dealt with this of all of our events. the short-term and long-term term is the Philadelphia Zoo. Lambda Chi Alpha looks for­ II, FileMaker Pro, Excel and transferring data files between needs of our clients by helping Near the end of October, we ward to getting back out in the applications. these homeless individuals ob­ were able to help create a qjecial community in the Winter term. December 17,18, and 19 tain basic services we all take day for “over seven thousand Korman 258 8:45 A.M.-12:00P.M. D rexel M oving Im age focuses on next term Attendance is required at each session. Please register in advance. Anthony Burokas presented-a various mixture of missions include your name, films and videos of all types address, phone number and any For Information and Registration: Drexel Moving Image including animation, experimen­ information you could give us With a successful fall term tal as well as narrative and about the piece. Please make CaU:SmS77 behind us, DMI is now focus­ music video. See DMI on page 7 sing on the winter term. The We are currently accepting highlight of winter term will be pieces for the Winter Student the Student Works Show on Works Show. They can be sub­ February 10. Here is where stu­ mitted at any time in the ofTice dents can show off works done . SPA; Fridty Night Hick — National Dmnk and Drugged Protestant (room 226, Cieese) of Performing and Cinema Arts, “ Regarding Henry” Driving Awareness Week. As if and Catholic (Newman Center) either for class, or for themselves room 2018, MacAlister Hall. Shorn •t4:30,7KX), 9:30,12:00. just dmnk driving wasn't exciting services at 11 K)0. M ooniecete- to the entire Drexel community. While DMI has a mailbox there, Neibin Hdi, SZOO uhiuuion. enough. monies in a local Jail cell near Last term’s Student Woiics Show we would still ask that any sub­ Yet another boring, unreilictic Univenity of Penn. Orcheatxa you. movie ibout a real man turning perfomts some classical music at • Annual **Measiah" Sing*Along sennmental on the audience. the Church of the Saviour, 38th & at the Church of the Saviour. Philadelphia Dance Company Chestnut Su. at 8:00 pjn. Same bat time, same bat channel appearing in Mandell at 8:00 p4n. Admission is free. All are invited to come and sing. The Campus Page For more info., call 89S-2436. NaUonal Bash Japan Day. The Campus Page is published by The Triangle for distribution to University students, faculty and staff. In covering events and issues of interest to the University community, The Campus Page strives to . N O IH IN ail‘n w e it iMIhing • See Monday. •SeeTUeidty. •Twelve more iho|)ping dayi practice accepted journalistic sundards of faimess, balance and objec­ ioing OB today a t injr other day tiUChtiatmat. tivity, while supporting the academic and administrative missions of Ithe » t of ihif wedi due to finalt. the University. But seriously folks, these pages are provided to you so that you can show the students at Drexel that you care enough about their existence to let them in on what you are doing here. The Drexel Datebook is a good place to mention to the University community that you are hold­ like Uie whole wodd i> nip- ing an event that they are welcome to show up to. It's free. Use it. poted IS nop while ihote who u uking clusce bitch and moui •bout iheii dim n Giuls. Come on •lia d y l Get • life, pleueiin . Oh wait, Chanukth cndf. The Triangle • December 6 ,1991 • 7 Drexel Moving Image outlines upcoming winter events Continued from page 6 place to turn in pieces For the what is going on in the school, hands. Yes, we said money, but especially acting. Even business Student Works Show. Our meet­ what projects we are currently we prefer to emphasize the help­ majors can get in on creative your submissions on VHS or ings for next term are one Ihurs- working on and any new project ful hands parL projects because someone needs 3/4” videotape. We have no day each month — January 9, that anyone brings up. We pro­ As we stress all the time, to organize the people and the video 8, Hi8, VHS-G capabili­ February 6, and March S. All of vide a meeting place for any stu­ DMI is NOT for film and video money. Hey, we welcome any­ ties. If you have film, it m i^ t be the meetings will be held in dent interested in creating majors only! We welcome stu­ one who wants to help others better if you transfer it first 3024 .MacAli^, Hall at 6 p.m. something, and a resource of dents interested in writing express creative ideas. Meetings are also another At the meetings, we discuss experience, money and helpful scripts, composing music, and

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94)0 a.m. Courses Meeting Courses Meeting Courses Meeting B903 Courses Meeting Courses Meeting to Monday at Monday at Tuesday at N708 Monday at Tuesday at 11:00 a.m. 10:00 a.m. ll.'OOa.m. 130p.nn. N614-60 8:00 a.m. 9:00 a.m.

11:10 ajn. E006 Courses Meeting Courses Meeting Courses Meeting Courses Meeting E509 to N707 Tuesday at Monday at Tuesday at Tuesday at 1:10 p.m. E030 11:00 a.m. 9:00 a.m. 12:00 p.m. 10:00 a.m. N405 N706 1:50 p.m. Courses Meeting N50l,N544 N204 Courses Meeting Courses Meeting Courses Meeting to Tuesday at N589,N590 N518 Monday at Monday at Monday at 3:50 p jn . 2:30 p.m. E323 1:30 p.m. 2:30 p.m. 12:00 noon

44X) p.m. E801 Courses Meeting Courses Meeting All Courses N503,N505 to N471 E225 Tuesday at Monday at Not Otherwise 6:00 p.m. N540 E321 8:00 a.m. 3*30 p.m. Provided For

General Information and Guidelines Governing Final Examinations l^iCommotv Exam Hours are assigned to courses which have four or more sc io n s with no common meeting time. These courses are listed by catalog number. 2. Couraes which have their first clasb meeting or lecture hour duririg the Scheduled times listed below must adhere to the followi/ig instructions: ' ‘Courses-whose first meetirtg times are Monday'8:00 a.m. thrrough 3:30 p.m. or Tuesday 8:00 a.'m. through 2:30 p.m. will hold their final exam on the date and time .. indiqated above in a classroom scheduled by OSIR (tp be determined). •Courses whose first meeting times are Monday 4:30 through 6:00 p.m., Tuesday 3:30 p.m. through 6:00 pm. or Wednesday, Thurdsday or Friday at 8:00 am. through 6:00 pm. will hold their final exam on the day and time Indicated above for "All courses otherwise not provided for" in a classroom scheduled by OSIR (to be determined). •Courses whose meeting times are Monday through Friday 6:00 pm. or later will hold their final exam in their regular scheduled classroom at the the regular meeting time. 3. Courses with meeting times which do not conform to the block schedule will hold their final exams using the ctosest time block within the half hour. E.g. Courses whose first meeting time is Monday at 9:30 a.m. will meet in the Monday at 9:00 exam btock and courses whose first meeting time is Tuesday at 2:00 will meet In the Tuesday at 2:30 4. Room assignments will be distributed to departments prtor to final exam week, Note: • Students shouW report all conflicts to the Assistant Vtee President for Academic Administration. Students scheduled for three final exams in one day have the option to petitton the Asst. VPAA for permission to take one of the exams on a different day. This petitfon must be made to the Asst. VPAA no later than the week before finals begin. • Courses which have four or more sectfons with no common meeting times are scheduled for common exam blocks and always take precedence over other exams because of their size. In case of two or more common exams in conflict, the exam with the larger number of students takes precedence. • All students are advised to confirm exam date and time with their instructor(s).

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For an interview call 853-2026. • Wlndbreaipeared in the *„,your you had difficulty retain this material and draw connections a new article concerning the E'^ program November IS issue of with your course between those classes. Also, you should to help restore th^ntegrity as well as the The Triangle. Your dissatisfaction is selections for pre- know by now that the statistics portion of rq>utation of the E^ curriculum. This new decision to have your junkv year, but your the transition course is merely for article should have interviews conducted names withheld ex­ rooted in the fact that complaints should be enrichment and not for class credit with faculty and students including pressed to me your you are accustomed with your depar­ By far what most surprised me in your students in the program, those who have fear of repercussions tment and not against leuer was your dissatisfaction with the completed the program and those who in the cla^fOom and to having all your E^. As I recall from integration of computer tools, namely the have left the program. In all, this is over hcncc we cannot speak conversations last Maple and TK Solver Plus software for 300 possible candidates, 9S% of whom face to fate. There­ classes laid out by the year, all E^ sopho­ mathematical problem sdving. For all the are on the Drexel’s campus. fore, use The mores were instruc­ ways in which we used the computer Triangle as my curriculum...* ted to mett with dieir tools that I can remember, we also Franklin J. Keller jV medium. academic advisor in learned the thewy behind the solution as Mechanical Engineering '94 Fust, I totally agrw their department to well as the hand calculation method. I E4 Curriculum that the origin^ article itself was one­ detennine their class schedule. Academic sided. It lacked proper effort in advisors are available to make sure that interviewing students as well as faculty one is in good academic standing towards membos. Unfdxtunately, that is I all can graduation J believe that your dissat­ A comics page reader agree with fitom yowklter. isfaction is rooted in the fact that you are You stated that E* has left “each and accustomed to having all your clasks laid every ope of us” behind in required out by the E^ ciHiiculum and have been cites a *grave injustice' classes. Periu^ I have just mi^teipieied shielded from the ‘experiences* of class Editor: religious zealots), Beaver Boy as T2. and your use of *^is** to mean all students, conflicts, closed sections and fulfilling I have been putting off writing to the when someone secretly switches Beaver but that statement is simply false. prerequisites. editor of The Triangle for a while now, Boy’s favorite soft drink with a glass full Personally, I am a mechanic^engi­ I am also swiy to hear that you have hoping that someone else would point out of sugar and motor oil, and Beaver Boy neering major and as a result of E^, I am misunderstood the purpose of the a grave injustice that has continued to returns as M'^Hammer C'Proper"). plague the Drexel eommunity. The We can only hope that he will continue tragedy has been that no one yet has had to mock, not only pop icons, but the Are you curious? Do you have a lot of questions? the guts to scream out that Beaver Boy is shameful manipulation by greedy the greatest comic strip ever written! II marketeers who want him to believe that Rich Coughlin is a there really is a “Swe­ genius who should be dish Bikini Team” Starting the fe t week in the term, a new revered throughout, *The tragedy has (will they be in colum n will be started w here students can ask not only , the Drexel been that no one yet Barcelona next sum­ community, but the mer?) and to actually questions arid (hopefully) get them answ er^. whole world. has had the guts to buy a “Chia Pet." Beaver Boy is so scream out that That is the reason we fantastic that I have Beaver Boy is the love the escapades of D rop off your questions in T/ie photocopied every his life in the forest comic published in greatest comic strip with the guy who The Triangle and sent ever written!!!* looks like Beau them to all of niy ______Bridges (Asparagus) I4ark you letters 'Q uestion?' friends, to places as far away as Kansas and the guy who reminds me of “Rope and Florida. When they get them, they Man" from the “Mighty Heroes” (Bungee too fiuiattcally shout praise upon our hero Boy). ^y w ay , I hope this thing works out. I w ould Beaver Boy and heap accolades upon his like to get a little enlighteiunent m yself. creator and animator Rich Coughlin. Daniel H. Hill My favorite episodes (as if you care) Electrical Engineering '91 are when Beaver Boy goes to Hell (sony M B A . '93 The Triangle • December 6,1991 • 9

bni^h and pairt Pondering the force-fed \ippy arab« and \a\le U s and H s qT happ/cfcudc values of monogamy and haypylnjec. Maybe puta I turned 22 last month. Being 21 has difficult to find this other person to begin become quite an education. with, so we give up trying to meet and I’ve spent a good amount of my time befiiend others. in bars scopin’ for chicks. It was a banner Isn't a monogamous relationship also a year sexually. I ‘met’ just as many girls little bit of a burden because the other this year as I had in the past two years person is depended on more than other combined. people? It must be a great disappoinunent to a couple when they realize that this other person doesn't meet 100 percent of their needs. I guess, in a strange way, when people commit themselves to one another they expect some sort of human panacea. Thanks to you, all o f my problems have These ‘relationships’ lasted about two vanished. As if. The only thing which to three weeks and would bum out. Each diminishes is loneliness — which is nice, conclusion was the same: I never really but is the lack of loneliness the end-all, liked these girls to begin with. But hey, I be-all, cure-all of life? Noi. It is immoral to go through was easy. They got what they wanted a ^ Relationships should be built on the so I did I. foundations of honesty, trust and some I had become nothing more than a common goals. Also, people getting with an unwanted pregnancy sexual automaton to each of these involved should be willing to put up with The Ed-Op Editor of the Triangle said Abortion is its own punishment for the women. So it’s no surprise why any of each others’ bullshit. I should hang a title on my columns so I underprepared — it’s an expensive, these relationships went nowhere. I didn’t If you can’t trust the ‘significant other’ have brought out my favorite political painful hassle compared to other birth care about any of them and they didn’t with other people then get the hell out of term. Since I have addressed the ‘Eco’ control methods. But to equate to with care about me. This mutual indifference the relationship. and commie (or at least anticapitalist) murder is to confuse the potential with suited me just flne. If you lie to the other person in your issues, it is time to plunge into the heart the real. More Madam Curies, Mozarts Recently, something weird happened. life about anything get out Your honesty of a controversial women’s issue — Birth and Whoopi Goldbergs — they might not The most recent girl I met (in a bar, of is shot Control. be bom, however more would be nurtured course) I actually liked. If you can’t stand the way the person to become the amazing people we admire, In the beginning, we both agreed that talks, or how they eat, or their attitude, if we give them space. there would be no strings. Neither of us etc. get out quick. Okay, maybe the sex is To proclaim that each conception is a wanted any kind of commitment — that good, but why should you have to cringe gift from God and therefore sacred is was cool with me. But then the weirdness each time this person (who you usually implying a cruel God who does not care kicked in. have sex with) walks in the room. about the quality of life of mothers, their As time wore on things got cooler — I Wouldn’t you rather wake up with this children ot the rest of us in this crowded didn’t want to ditch this girl like the person in the morning and stick around I was 30 something when I first read a world. The result of forcing women to others. Bui as a result I started doing instead of trying to think of an excuse to pro-choice article which did not focus on bear as many children as they conceive is things I told myself I would never do. I get home as soon as you can? abortion as an unfortunate but necessary to keep most women, and their tried to talk her into a ‘serious mono- Anyway, I’m obviously no expm on procedure (although it may be) but on the communities, overwhelmed and often in gamods’ relationship. relationships, but I think I’m starting to immOTality of having unwant^ children. poverty. It serves to keep labor pools Well, she didn't go for it. I got get it. People involved shouldn’t think That is my moral stance: that whether or high, wages low and life cheap. depressed over the Whole thing until 1 that they should be with the other person not a pregnancy is planned, the primary if Naturally, those whose power is took a second look at the thing. 24 hours a day. Maybe it is better to know not sole reason for carrying it to term strongest when these conditions persist I thought about what I did for a long that even if you can’t be together all the should be that the child is wanted. Any have sought to persuade women that the time. I pondered. I brooded. 1 told myself time, the time which you spend together other reason lessens the value of life and greatest sin they can commit is taking to forget about the entire thing and throw matters. the creation of it chai;ge of their Iradies — especially their it but the window. Maybe it is better to know that just Wanted does not always mean planned sexuality. Basically, I tried to put her in a because you don’t have 100 percent of and certain planned pregnancies turn but These are the (wealthy) ones who feel position she didn’t want to te in. I tried to the other person’s time doesn’t mean that to be unwanted due to birth defects, or threatened by women (and men) who confine her into something which neither you will soon have no time together. other bad news. There are women who choose not be breeders and therefore can of us were ready to deal with. Maybe the best thing for any have chosen abortion rather than risk their jobs for their principles without Sure, we all want this one person to be relationship is to allow the other person a transferring the burden of their unwanted worrying about starving families. These there for us forever and ever. That’s little freedom so they can figure out who child to an adoptive family, especially if a are the religious ones who (must) have a partly why people turn to religion. God they are apart from you. birth defect is predicted. Only when each god who controls life from conception on. isn’t going to go anywhere and leave So, if you are still reading this child is wanted will the number of These are the politicians who want the them. But is this right to expect the same frivolous, self-indulgent column you may abused, neglected or simply under­ support of the other two groups and a from someone human? be wondering whatever happen^ to the achieving people be down to manageable sufficient population of desperately If anything, being involved with only girl I liked. Well, I set her free — and levels. Abstinence, birth control devices unemployed young folk for their armies. one person is a big cop-out It is probably things haven’t been better since. and abortion all achieve this. These are my enemies. Some friendships never die, or: Fear, loathing and marriage I awoke in a pool of sweat. I had fallen We spent the next few minutes talking Even when it came time to go to geographically we were in Montreal, on asleep with the oven turned up to 550 about this and that and then he slipped in college, the bonds stretched across the St. Catherine Boulevard — raunchy bars degrees and its door open. I had it this a “I’m getting married in two weeks,” country. Ron went to Atlanta, Stu went to and decrepit alleys. way to heat my apartment since the like he was commenting on the humidity Baltimore, Adam went to Trenton, Ben But where we really were was back about five years ago. Just the seven of us, electric cost too much, and up to now I or something. stayed in Northeast Philly and went to forging out into the world — daring it to had been careful enough not to fall asleep When I hung up the phone I went Temple, and Dave went to what take notice. And the world would — we while itwas on. immediately back to sleep, but I woke up sometimes seemed the farthest away — the next morning filled with energy. the College of Engineering at Drexel. felt it five years ago and we felt it that I called another high school friend, Of all the things we did together the nighf. \ Dave and told him to sit down. “Tom most memorable were the road trips. We dumped a drunk^n^om onto his called... he's getting married the From the ones we took down to the Jersey fnmt porch at five a.m. a n i e n t back to Saturday after Thanksgiving.” shore when we were 16, to the trips to our motel rooms to catch some sleep for Dave didn't need to hear any more. Florida last year, they seemed to be the the 11 a.m. ceremony. • Gary Rosenzweig “We're there,” he said. essence of our existence. He got married. We watched. Then we traveled back to Philadelphia, with the The phone was tinging. I picked it up I called the rest of the group; Adam Now we were taking the trip and Ben who were also in Philly, and Ron — to see one of our own take the last s t^ memories of that day, and the memories and mumbled some greeting. of a lifetime. “Hey buddy," a voice said on the other and Stu in Atlanta. We were all game — into adulthood. After marriage, the day after Thanksgiving we were to everything else would be nails in the When we got home we realized the side. truth — that you really can never go “What?” I replied, a bit disturbed at the drive up to Vermont and see the first of coffin. our group get married the next day. So where did we lake Tom when we home, but you can isolate brief moments digital clock that read 3:32 a.m. making them what yesterday was. “Did I wake you up?” the voice now You see, the seven of us had been got there on Friday night? Well, said. friends for a long time, since ninth or “Yea...” I said, not recognizing the tenth grade. There were years of male The Triangle's voice at aU. “Who is this?” bonding between us — we grew up together, we dated each other's ex- “Tom." E ditorial & O pinion “Shit, what's up!” I hadn't heard from girifriends, we fought among ourselves, my old high school friend in almost a we learned how to drink large amounts of pages are your fomm. ^ year. We graduated in 1987 and then he alcohol, we played poker for large slakes, and all along we still remained friends went to school in Vermont while I W rite a letter and get your nam e in the paper! remained behind here at Drexel. somehow.

ThelHangle • December 6 ,1991 * 1 1 Just a little quiz - do it, man! President Breslin doesn’t should you take? a) Commun­ dents and faculty to attend the have to take finals. I would also icating in Pascal and other event (Don’t ask how people can bet he doesn’t pull all-nighters. foreign languages b) Macintosh be in two places at once...). basics: learning Excel, Mac- 5) You’re a yuppie and Sonu’thiiig More Write II, Filemaker and every Powelton Village appears to be 1 ban Mockcrv othw program that was in your an up and coming section of expensive software bundle that town. You like a nice, quiet you could have copied from neighbofhood. There are several your roommate anyway c) Zen houses you are interested in, and the mainframe d) None of which one do you buy? a) The I was up all night last night the above, you didn’t buy a one right next to a fraternity (suTiwise, suiprise). About 3:00 computer. house — you figure once you a.m. I began to feel sorry for 3) You have to print out a move in they’ll quiet down, b) Breslin and all the other admin­ repm fora class that starts in IS The one on 38th Street — you you: a) fall down laughing will count. istrators here. They miss out on minutes. You: a) go and wait in like crime and you want to be because the best job they ever 8) Just why does the President one of the most memorable the Korman Center for seem­ right where all the action is. c) had was flipping grease-burgers of our beloved university always experiences of Drexel: FINALS. ingly an eternity to print your You’re smart and don’t go near at Mickey D’s b) tell them that wear bow-ties? Just to show all of our pq>er on a five year old piece of Powelton Village. You opt for for the low, low price of $50,000 9) If you could do one thing bureaucrats (spineless and those ka-ka ImageWriter with a bad some condo development in the they, too, could have gotten to improve school spirit you with spines included) that I care ribbon and show up late for ’burbs named “I Wish I Were “free” lessons on how to write a would...? as much about them as my own class, b) show up for class late Colonial English Gentry Living resume, c) sdfle your laughter at Answers: 1) e 2) b or d 3) a, b teachers do about me, the anyway and tell your teacher In The Country” their ignorance and help them — or d 4) c (you know your sUident following exam is fw them. you’ll have it for him in a day or 6) As a tour-guide for all the while telling them that body has a reputation for Please use a #2 pencil. Read two — when there’s no line for potential students you are even a freshman at Drexel inciting riots at these type of each question carefully, there the printers at Korman. c) instructed to show them the best knows how to write a resume, d) events) 5) hopefully, c 6) c, d, e, might be only one right answer attempt to pay your geekie our campus has to offer. Three Give ‘em a copy of the yellow f, and/or g 7) e 8) Only Richard, to each question. Answers are at friend to use his suped-up model places you want to show them pages and tell them to look himself, knows but I bet a lot of the bottom. Cheating is not XJ/4ERQ LaserWriter complete are: a) the duct tape floors of the under “R.” e) all of the above. people wish they knew. 9) 1 allowed unless you are on the with pinsuiping and louvers, d) third floor of the library, b) The Essay Questions: In SO words invite you to tell me what you Judicial Review Committee — You don’t have to print it out. cement blocks where the Tri- or less answer the following. Be think about this one, especially then no one is allowed to see You spent about $200 for a color Span used to be. c) The Physical sure to run your answers through bureaucrats (spineless or you cheat anyway. Nintendo instead of $2,500 for a Education, Center — better a spell-checker because spelling otherwise). 1) Drexel is one of only two black and white Mac. known to you and me as the schools in the NAC to not have 4) You are president of a gym (even better would be to get one of the following sports. majcH- university in Philadelphia. a real name for it!), d) The Main Which one is it? a) Men’s Somehow you managed to get Building, e) LeBow. 0 The Racing without the clock Basketball b) Women’s Basket­ the “most uusted man in garden of the Rush Building, g) Like many Drexel students, I him. I got paid a pleasant diree ball c) Women’s d) America” — Walter Cronkite — Take ’em to Penn and tell ‘em have been racing against Ume digit figure for diis. It seems diat Men’s Swimming e) Women’s to come to your university. To we have a Locust Walk, too. h) for the past four years. Drexel a suit will not do work or crosscountry show how much you care about a, c and d. i) c, d, and either f or ten-week schedules do that to whatever he or she perceives as 2) You are a freshman who broadening the horizons of your g. j) e, f and g or c but not & you. Plus, after dragging my work. They get so used to going was led to believe that you were students you: a) immediately 7) You’re a junior and all GPA down to a 1.6 by the end of to meetings and deciding what required to buy a $ 2 , ^ com­ cancel classes so all students and your friends at other schools are my fieshman year, I deckled that other people should do they puter complete with a very teachers can attend this major graduating this year while you Electrical Engineering was not forget how little it can take to expensive software bundle (thM event, b) call a blue ribbon have $10,000 of tuitk>n, one co- for me. I transferred to a get things done. you coiild have^copied. from committee to discuss the impact op and four terms of school left different major and began the On the other hand, in a woik your TOOmirialB iUyway). NeVer of this ev6nt and propose a All your friends are afraid of familiar game of “catch-up.” I enviromnent, a suit will always having had a^iy. computer course of action, c) don’t cancel graduating because they can’t have since encountered second ask too much of you because experience before, which of the classes, but to make yourself even write a resume. When they and third year freshmen who they have no concept of the following computer courses look good, encourage all stu­ approach you to help write it still have not firmly decided on a amount of work it takes to do major. whatever you’re doing. They are the type of people we meet and Bush playing Santa in the Middle East The Emperor's immediately dislike on co-ops “Ho Ho Ho!” says Santa mean Santa, remember that the experienced in the past This is because diey have all the power. Claus as the young boys and Israelis occupied the land not surprising considering New Clotltes They decide what equipment an girls come and sit on his lap, beyond its northern border approximately 60% of the office will have and never what have their picture taken, and forcibly when IS.OOO PLO Jordanian population is Pales­ the people woridng in die office read their Christmas gift list gunmen were hanging out on its tinian (my opinion of Israel’s (you and me) really need. This while they’re still young and border, not to mention 148 “demographic dilemma” — the Junior year was especially may be what some smdents want innocent violations of the cease-fire set Palestinians are already a difficult because I canied an when they graduate — this up in 1981 for the northern majority in Jordan). Santa likes average of 18 credits and was “utopian” way of life. But for Israeli border? This was not an easy-to-fill lists. president of two student me, there is too much pressure act against Lebanon but against Then there are the Pales­ organizations, and was getting diere and staying there. the PLO which established itself tinians. All they want for summarily obligated to be at At the end of last year, 1 as a state-within-a-state in 1969, Christmas is autonomy and East many, many meetings. I had to found that I needed to do and is ceitainly taking advantage Jerusalem. Toys ‘R Us recog­ go to meetings just for something to regain my sanity. of it resources. nizes the latter as ve^ unlikely organizational presidents, and Have you ever felt the same? I As every mature adult knows Syria wants lots of things like considering this toy is the only even meedngs that had nothing decided to change one small (at least I certainly hope sol) more war planes, army vans, one of its kind. But autonomy is to do with the organizations. I thing and now everything is Santa is just a man who is tanks, etc... but on the top of a possibility, yet both Pales­ ended up organizing my life different. I am no longer in a putting on a suit for a few extra their Christmas list this year is tinian and Israeli views on what around meetings and was always rush to go everywhere. I am dollars during the Christmas the Golan Heights, a moun­ “self-government” means are oi\ my way to one. I had to more relaxed and can actually season. Nfen of various profes­ tainous region on Israeli-Syrian totally different This remains to constantly watch the clock. My spend some time with my sions teke advantage of this border captured as a result of be seen. entire day was spent catching up friends. extra pay check. Plumbers, real Syrian aggression in 1967. In Santa kx>ks at his list checks to everyone else. Does this I did not wear a watch, ever, estate agents, teachers. United fact Assad wants the land back it twice, k)oks back at the Gulf sound similar? all diis term. States Presidents... ooooops! so badly that he won’t talk to War to see who was naughty or I came in contact with people I decided to not worry so That’s the surprise this year, Israel about anything else until nice, before the Peace Confer­ who do nothing but go to much about dme. I decided diat boys and girls. Our very own he gets it (Isn’t it good to have a ence comes into inwn. Yet it meetings. While most of these if diings will go on widiout me President Bush has chosen to mediator like Santa!). Not even might be interesting to add that people are our faculty and when I graduate, diey will go on play the role of Santa Claus for arms control, which is on the Santa had no desire to acknow­ advisors, the unfortunate thing is without me if I miss one the Arab leaders in the Middle agenda for the third round of the ledge that holding an inter­ that some were students. These meeting. Life does not end at a East this year. With the help of conferences, will be addressed national conference during students will enter the work missed meeting. I found diat I his little elves, the media of until Israel reaches a settlement Chanuka might be insensidve to force someday and cany with can better help the student course, Santa is earnestly with the Palestinians. (Now kx>k the Israelis. The Israelis did diem the habits they learned at organizations I am a part of by seeking to get the Arabs what who is being stubborn). agree to come to the conference school. These are the type of physically doing work diat needs they want this year so he can Jordan’s list is much easier to December 9, after Chanuka. people who only use “Full to be done. When I was a president I didn’t have die dme, give the gift of “peace” to one of fill, but Santa still has to make This of course is looked down Serve” gas stations. They will sure Toys *R Us (Israel, of upon by the media as Israel take dieir car to the shop to have but now I do. This year, I also the wOTld’s politwal hot spots. decided to concentrate my The list is. as follows. This course) can come to an agree­ refusing to comply with U.S. the air filter or die oil changed. efforts in one student year Lebanon wants the ment on how to set up Pales­ standards. Can you imagine They hire people to mow their organizadon. Butter spread too “security zone” that Israel tinian autonomy of some sort in holding an international lawn and rake their leaves. the West Bank. Jordan and Israel conference such as this on Someone once referred to Uiese thin on bread has no taste, I occupied in 1982 and declared diink, so student life spread too in 198S. Lebanon sees this have at least one thing in Christmas Day, Veterans Day. people as “suits” and diat sounds diin has no flavor. Israeli occupation as "unfair” common, they both fear Pales­ or during an Arab leaders about right to me. I was once hired by a suit to I actually got some sleep diis and should be taken care of tinian uprisings - something pilgrimage to Mecca? I don't select and purchase a stereo for see RACING on page 12 “now.” Does Bush... oops... I which both countries have think so! 12 • The Triangle • December 6,1991

Japan's kam ikaze attack on the U .S. econom y The attack on Pearl Harbor the best example — Mitsubishi their product to anyone who Well, this is wrong! Any car They have been able to convince fifty years ago was a well and Plymouth both make the stocks a competitor’s product. assembled in a U.S. plant is just a lot of people that American organized Japanese sneak attack same model of car and yet the This would effectively ruin a that — assembled. None of the products are not as good as against America. Today Japan Mitsubishi model outsells the store’s profit for a year if they parts are made in the U.S. and theirs. In Washington D.C. also has a well organized secret Plymouth two to one! could not sell any Nintendo none of the plant managers are schools there is a program which atuck planned for the U.S. - The Japanese business prac­ units. So there are many Americans. It is a way for teaches children about Japanese only the weapons of choice are tices are now being called ‘cut­ Nintendos out there but little to Japanese car makers to create customs and traditions — not bombs and bullets bat unfair throat’ capitalism. What they are compete with it good puUic relations. including how some Japanese trade and manufacturing able to do is sell a lot of product Another tactic of ‘cut-throat’ The Japanese have a plan for companies employ Americans to practices. at a loss, flooding the market capitalism is the unfair taxing of the conquest of the world’s make cars. with their product Once they American products oversees. economy that includes trust The economic battle we arc have done this, tfieir competition When American goods are companies that lodk out for each fighting with Japan now is unable to keep up and they shipped to Japan they have to other. Honda is a family of resembles the War started at fall to the wayside. Then the pay a higher tax than Jt^nnese companies which are inter­ Pearl Harbor fifty years ago. The Japanese firm is able to make a products shipped to America. dependent on each other. For Japanese sweep in swiftly and kiSing on the maiket that totally The American manufachner has example they own a company quietly annihilate their compet­ belongs to them. to raise the price then to cover that makes the machines that ition. They use unfair practices Part of the problem is the Nintendo is the best example the cost of the tax. The product make auto parts. They in turn to protect their security thus consumer in the U.S. The myth of this. They have successfully then cannot compete with the also own the auto parts creating unequal opportunities that prockKts made by American brain-«-asbed every American price of the comparable manufacturer. This ring leads to for Americans. The people of wofkers are not quality products kid under the age of tweh?e that Japanese product. price fixing and no way for Japan are not our enemy — the is turning people away from they Deed a Nintendo. There is Some may say that the competition to break the cycle. problem with Japan lies with products made by Americans voy linie conpetition out diere Japanese are moving some of And perhaps the most their government and businesses just because they think foreign 10 d a D e ^ then. The company their automotive plants to the diabolical factor in the Japan­ which should change if they goods are made better. Cars are has thicKcaed » stop shipping U.S. bring that jobs with them. ese’s plot is public relations. want to be our aUies. M ore commentary on free speech and the news

I went home for things I looked for in my ideal at Cornell. Duke. Michigan, and they do. (That’s why the KKK special way in which we convey Thanksgiving break with just a school, social controversy and Northwestern, claiming that the has recently marched in various the news. Why? Fbr one thing, few plans. I would watch debate are not among those Holocaust was “an irresponsible cities in Southeastern Pennsyl­ it’s awful messy. More impor­ football. I would see my things. exaggeration,” as well as racist vania over so much opposition.) tantly. however, there is no girlfriend (finally). I would Woikii^ on The Triangle has classified ads placed by students The only 1 ^ thing that their “special” way for us to convey catch up on some studying given me the opportunity to get at New Hampshire’s Plymouth exponents can do is use these the news. T hm is only one way (honest!). I would relax, gel, into the thick of campus action. State C d l ^ . same laws to do their com­ to do iu timely, honest, and fair chill, kick back, and vegetate in But I confess that my first However, there were two plaining with the same, if not — with DO opinions. general. And I would not read, November with The Triangle, paragraphs near the end of the higher, legitimacy and decibel Anyone may say or write or write, watch or talk about and its flood of articles on article that struck me as most level (That’s p ro ^ ly why the investigate whk they want, and anything liffaiing with racism or campus crime and racism, had important, considering all the KKK cancels so many ralliu — it might get in the paper. Constitutional freedoms. leftmewoniouL flak that The Triangle and its the anti-KKK sentiments and Nobody has to heed or respond While “lecovering” at home contributofs have taken over the protests that accompany them to anyone else. Nobody has to on the Monday before Thanks­ post few weeks, which read: are usually big, loud and angiy.) make the news “happy” for giving, I picked up a Phila­ “Everyone at the Sun knows The Constitution lets us here people. But creativity and delphia Inqmrer and gleefully that everything in that ad was at The Triangle report the news. opinion cannot— may not — be recapped the Eagles* whupping lies," said Neeraj Khemlani, We believe that we do it as limited. Things have been said of the Phoenix Cardinals. Now. editor-in-chief of the Cornell fairly as possible. We believe in these pages that others may or The Inquirer has this habit of Daily Sun, which on Nov. 18 ran that opinions in news stories may not agree with — the good Well, plans can change. sticking news blurbs from wire the ad challenging the Holo­ should be expressed by people thing, however, is that they have Guess it sucks to be me. services in the back of its caust. But, he said, “We’re not involved with the story, not been said in a public forum. Recently. I have been weekday sections on sports, going to protect our readers people who write the story. Oie pleasantly surprised by the entertainment, food, and busi­ from offensive ideas." of the basic rules that Triangle swirling sociopolitical atmos­ ness. I turned to the last of the Khemlani is right, said Robert news writen hear over and over phere here (xi Drexel’s campus. sports pages and found this Peck, legislative counsel for the again is “Don’t editorialize!” Racing To be honest, I thought that headline at the t<9 of the page: American Civil Liberties Union. The dissemination of infor­ college-level ideological or “Bigotry is said to be grow­ The best response to offensive mation, combined with a variety without political “excitement” would ing more open on campus.” speech is to counter it, and many of editorials and letters, must best be found elsewhere (read: Disturbed, and no longer student papers have done that, cater to eve^one. While others Rochester, Georgetown, Am­ wanting to keep my “issueless hesaid. may discriminate, the whole of a the clock herst. Brandeis. etc.). Due to h (^da^ promise. I read Hilary Think about it. No matter newq>q)er cannot. Continuedfrom page 11 financial circumstances. I was Appelman’s article. The first how often people complain The Constitution also term. I got to watch a little TV forced to come here. Although paragrq>hs to catch my eye dealt about the theories, actions, or obligates and encourages you to Drexel still lacks many of the (Northern Exposure and with fiill-page ads in new ^)^rs existence of a person or group, yell your head off because of a Quantum Leap most that party will invariably claim The First Annual Philadelphia conveyed opinion or an incorrect speciHcally). And I got work their Constitutional freedoms of fact. If a letter-writer gets under done on time because I have speech, press, and association. your skin, respond. And if you time to plan ahead. Try it. They will invariably win find a flat-out mistake, respond. The biggest benefit of this NAUGHTY disputes and court cases with Prove. Embarrass. new outlook on life is that I did such arguments. And they will However, please do not yell not fwget what it is to work. I invariably continue doing what your head off because of any think tint this is very impoitant to people who may woric under NEW YEAR'S Edttorial Policies me. When I have a boss that Ti»B B«Btpni|l & Opinion paget an iniended la be » forom for all schedules a realistic amount of menbcxcof th» Df«xd CoRumau^ to cxpicis ihNr opinions on woik and is right there working : l^ e tsity . Htiladelfrfua «id the wodd at laiM. beside me just as hard or even BASH wefcomet fettcn to the Editor and guest colunins u harder, it makes me feel more an oppoinniQ'to better express the views of die Univetuty. apart of -a team (productivity To be potdished. tetters or cohimns mutt be signed and , increases and high employee Tuesday, December 31,1991 ^ e naabtt. Names wiU be withheld iqxm re<{uett. SubmUsions from ttudenu should include major and year of graduation- morale is maintained - for all 9:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. torn University emi^yees dKmld include posilicm at th^ you suits reading diis). The W arwick Hotel 'Ufiiv^oiQr. OK, so it is still there in my Utters diouW be Qped. double^paced »d no longer than one and psyche, but I have two more (17th Street between W alnut & Locust) a half page*. Columns should be no mwe than three pages, double terms to thin it out and to take spaced (An in Geneva font, 12 point size). If possible, it would be the best of both worlds. I wish gready ^ppre«?iated if all sutanissions eouW be turned in as Macintosh you luck if you try. Happy word processing files. holidays. t w . i; U - M f ^.) r >> I p h ! :■ Letters and columns eiqjress only the views of the author and do not necessarily rrflect the views of The TriangU or Drexel UnivOTity. All submissions wUl be considered, but The Triangle does not I.»;D;o|i,r<:j)i[„i guarantee that a submission will be printed. The Triangle reserves die right to edit for space, grammar, and claii^. 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Israel's existence combats any future holocaust Let’s just say that approx­ people... I don’t think that any ^ey were and rot away or hide tantly, they have provided them accused of having too much imately nine months ago you government official would, or in attics or sewers while leading wiih a home. land. The land that was given shipped a ton of cocaine to even could, begin to try to world governments sat back and Saying that politicians like away remains unpopulated by Cuba. extenninate a group of people.” watched. Duke can not get away with an Palestinians because they Would you remember that In wder for Mr. Sorrentino to That was approximately fifty abuse of their power is not only knowingly settle and over today? defend Duke from allegations of years ago. Our country is ignorant but also extremely populate areas reserved for being the "next Hitler,” there experiencing the worst recession dangerous. Politicians have and kibbutzim. It is not the land that had to be an original one. Hitler since that time and that is one of always will get away with it as the Middle Eastern countries are came to power at a time when a the primary reasons a person long as it is profitable for them. upset about and it is not the idea depression caused an entire like E>avid Duke has gained any It has happened and can happen of a Jewish stale; it is the Jews. country of people to turn to a influence whatsoever. I loo feel in our county again and now, When another form of power hungry bigoted leader for that our welfare system needs when we are at such a low point Holocaust occurs in our country guidance. It was at the same change and that our educational morally and economically, is the or any other and countries again When asked by an investi­ time that the United States system needs improvement, but perfect time. close their borders to Jews, gative committee if he remem­ turned to F.D. Roosevelt. It was social reform Hitler style has too Israel has already given away Israel will be there to shelter bered whether he shipped arms no more than simple luck that large of an opportunity cost. land that equals approximately them from certain death. That is to Iran, then President Reagan those leaders weren’t vice-versa. Dror Seliktar wonders why three times the size of the land the reason why it was commented, “Do you remember For those that would gasp and Israel does not want to give up they have left in the name of established in the fust place and what you did [on that date]?” say that a situation like what any more land since Arab birth peace. They are currently the that is the reason why so many It didn’t really come as a happened in Germany would rates stood at 4.7 and Jewish size of New Jersey and are still people want it gone. shock to anybody when sources, never happen in the United birth rates at 2.7. He says that namely Ollie North, revealed States are just sticking their head “current opinion polls indicate that the president was lying, but in the sand to the reality of that for the first time in many Professors should leam people just wrote it off as history. The United States has years, a majority of Israelis are American politics. repeatedly allowed individuals supporting a territorial During World War II, in positions of authority to need­ compromise.” how to write legibly thousands of Japanese- lessly destroy lives. I would like to know whose As we approach the end of papers. Americans were relocated to We participated in the opinion that was. It certainly the year I though that it might be I had a teacher once who had camps for their “own prosperous business of slavery wasn’t the opinion of any appropriate that I suggest a the policy that if the student protection.” for many years before it was Israelis that I have spoken to. It minor New Year’s resolution for must type their assignment, he At the same time, millions of outlawed, we allowed McCarthy wasn’t the opinion of an old man many of the faculty and staff would also type his comments German Jews were relocated to to destroy lives by playing on living in Israel who cried while separately on a sheet of paper. camps for “vacation.” America’s senseless and unsub­ he spoke of how he was forced W a it, Though this might not help in You might be asking yourself stantiated fears of an unknown at gunpoint to stick his wife and directly editing specific words or right now what any of these enemy, American businesses daughter in an oven while )iisl Listen statements, it would at least things have to do with each still trade with South Africa soldiers stood by and laughed. It make the teacher’s over all other. Just as these two issues despite our own boycotts, we wasn’t the opinion of a young opinion clear, without guessing. Catherine Campbell link together, so do the opinion knew and prospered from Jewish Ethiopian girl who This can also be a problem in pieces stated in the November Noriega’s conuol over Nica­ trembled as she spoke of her members of the University. class room situations when a 22 issue of The Triangle; the ragua before public pressure rescue by Israeli forces from a Every term, this time, students teacher writes things on the first by Kevin Sorrentino brought that to a close, and we Middle Eastern soldier she had are lined up at the Korman board or on transparencies. defending David Duke and the still don’t have government paid to get her out of her Center and in friends’ rooms to Though 1 understand that second by Dror Seliktar who control over nuclear waste country. He raped her after he print out papers that are essential grading any type of essay test feels that Israel should be more because it would curb too many killed her brother. u> their final grades for the class. must be a fate worse than taking open to forfeiting their land to profits. Israel is the only country that During the course of the term, all of the exams in the world, it the Palestinians in the name of It has been proven that our would take these people. Not teachers often assign papers that would be nice if the teacher’s “peace.” government knew about the only have they welcomed Jews students must write on their handwritten comments did not Sorrentino states that “As for Holocaust long before anybody like this into their country, they computers, that are also look like they were in a race the tag of Duke being a neo- else. We closed our borders to have provided psychological returned. My question, as I try to with the clock also. Actually. Nazi, Ku Klux Klan Grand Jewish immigration along with counselling, job u^ining, educa­ translate yet another teachers I’m surprised that we don’t do Wizard - I ask why this is such many other countries and most tion, language skills, and job comments is, “Why do teachers our exams directly on the an important issue to some had no choice but to slay where placement. But most impor- bother to take the time to write computer, but with today’s comments if they can’t be technology that could only lead deciphered?” to an extfeme amount of group We're all used to the effort. More support for David Duke stereotyped doctor’s hand­ I’m not saying that we can’t Editor: will make changes. Apathy again so that we will once again writing, but must our educators comprehend anything more I agree with Kevin when it comes to voting is be proud to call ourselves an lower themselves to that stan­ advanced than the block capital Sorrentino’s letter on David terrible in this country. Every American (without having to dard? Though I’m sure not letters of kindergarten, but must Duke and his platform. This vote countsl Wofford was an refer to our military power)! everyone finds this a crucial students be forced to play nation is in desperate need of obscure politician, small period David Duke stands for the very problem, I personally take the guessing games and schedule serious change. I take that back, to campaign, and beat former principle of America and demo­ time to read teacher’s comments appointments with their teachers do we really have a nation Pennsylvania Governor Thorn­ cracy: equality of opportunity so that I know what they want just so that they can anymore? Its just like it was burgh through incredible odds, for all Americans (majority and and expect on other tests or communicate? during Colonial America and the because Pennsylvanians decided minority). I hope I’ll have the Revolutionary War. We are to stand up and be counted! That chance to vote for him, or his ruled by aristocrats, taxation vote is seriously effecting platform in *92. without representation (yeah, we Bush’s administration right now. may vote for them, but remem­ David Duke is for America ber what Bush’s lips were and making this country great saying), “stamp taxes” exist in r some states (these taxes were a major reason for the precip­ itation of the War), and certain Can U do ad laput? special groups have more privileges. Do you know Cfuark? In fact, America is a colony! Instead of buying flnished goods from England, we’re buying Can you seat al Korman? them from Japan and almost every country in Europe, and the free trade with Mexico will Do you dig fonts? make it even worse! The more they invest, the more they own\ I believe that November 5, 1991 was a truly great day for America being that Wofford won the Senate election (and the A wants you! Duke received 40% in Loui­ Sto^ by thi Triangle offieos siana). Wliy? Because it shows that some Americans actually at 3010 MaeAlittir Hall, went out to vote and change and talk to Anthony or Gary— America for the belter. But will it continue? Its about NEXT TERM. THAT IS. Ha^^y Hoildayi. time Americans stop standing around and vote for people who itHil m m

1 4 * The Triangle * December 6,1991 Entertainment Rush rolls into the Spectrum Siouxsie Sioux enchants Show #i you missed and really should have been at at the Tower Theater Steve B6jan5wski Fire, then immediately ripping mingled songs from Presto and Roll the Bones with their pre- (Show #2 you should have bISen at) Triangle S u ^ Writer into Rush classics “Limelight” and “Freewill” and more recent and post 1980s material. Catherine Campbell. Of The Triangle Rush returned to the Spcc- favorite “Time Stand Still.” The Rush is known for their tnun with a vengeance this past crowd responded enthusiasti­ spectacular light and laser After five long years of public absence on the Philadelphia Sunday and Tuesday, touring to cally to new songs “Dreamline” shows, each tour topping the one music scene, Siouxsie ft the Banshees gave an exquisite perfw- support their new Roll the and “Roll the Bones” — the before. This time, however. mance that was wwth the long wait. Bones. Throughout many years, latter featuring a rap by a Rush used their lights more The band just came off of co-headlining this summer’s suc­ umpteen , and wavering dancing skeleton on the rear tastefully than previous years, cessful Lollapalooza Festival, which toured the United States popularity, the Canadian trio’s projection screen (as featured in accenting the music without featuring Jane’s Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Living Colour, Ice-T, use of dazzling lighting, lasers, the song’s video). smothering it. In fact, the light the Buuhole Surfers, and the Henry Rollins Band. Though I saw projections, and sunound sound The band kept the energy show was almost sparse in the the Lollapalooza Festival just back in August, in Fairfax, Va., along with the incredible level high throu{^ut the show, show’s early going, with the full Siouxsie’s overall performance tq^)eared distinctively unique fiom musicianship of guitarist Alex only bringing the mood down efliects not being unleashed until her Tower Theater production last Friday. Lifeson, bassist /keyboardist/ temporarily for Presto's “The the encore. First of all, 1 found Friday's show to be exactly what I would vocalist Geddy Lee, and drum­ Pass” before tearing into the One of the highlights of any have expected from the IS-year survivors of the punk culture. mer Neil Peart, has kept Rush funky instrumental “Where’s Rush concert is a Neil Peart Siouxsie Sioux was dressed in a black catsuit with gold one of the most popular live My Thing” from Roll the Bones drum solo, and this time it was ornamentation, giving the a{^)earance of an Egyptian queen. She acts. The Roll the Bones tour not (fiinky? Rush? Hmmm...) . Old better than ever. Peart revamped opened at 9:30 with the ballad, “Tl» Last Beat of My Heart" fiom only reaffirms that tradition, but classics like “Xanadu” and the solo for the first time in a the 1988 album Peep Show. Though she mostly k ^ away from few years, and included some her slower songs at Lollapalooza, she was able to captivate the great new parts — such as really entire audience of the intimate Tower Theater. cool steel drum effects and the Unlike die majority of performers who have survived England’s use of echoes fiom the surround late-seventies punk scene, like Depeche Mode, Generation X’s sound speakers in the rear of the Billy Idol, and the Cure (which is fronted by a former Banshee, arena. These were incorporated Robert Smith). Siouxsie and the Banshees, though popular, do not with classic riffs from Peart’s appear to have conformed to the late 80s and 1990s mainstreaming earlier “Professor on the Drum of “post-modern” music. I have seen all three of these bands Kit,” and “Rhythm Method” perform and it is obvious in their selection of songs that they solos. As usual, the crowd was concoitrate on performing their newer material for their additional filled with several hundred arena followers. Siouxsie, on the other hand, while touching on her “Peart-Wanna-Bes,” their arms latest albums Superstition and Peep Show, concentraled on older moving in unison with his material. While other bands encores' usually contain the latest or trademark fills. most popular single, “Israel,” dating back to 1980, was Siouxsie’s It was the band’s encore choice for a final number, which was part of their second encOre. medley that pushed the crowd Siouxsie’s strong feminist attitude exhibited why she has over the top. and even it held survived from her 1976 debut She dedicated “Thi« Wheel’s on Rush played Sunday and Tuesday nights in support o f Roll the Bones some surprises. Sure, it included Fire” to “all the peq>le who had to take shit to stand ^ for what also shows the band taking steps “Closer to the Heart” from A standards “The Spirit of Radio,” they were.” She firmly commanded a security gumd in the front into new directions. Farewell To Kings delighted the “Overture” fiom 2112, and “La See SIOUXSIE on page 20 The Spectrum concerts intro­ crowd — the latter even drawing Villa Strangiato,” but no one duced a reinvigorated Rush. a nostalgic sea of lighters (and expected the resurrection of With their new album doing the smell of doobage) from the “Finding My Way” from their well, and the first two singles crowd. self-titled debut, or “Anthem" getting loads of airplay, the band The band’s song selection from the early 70s Fly By Night. seems more enthusiastic about was rqxesentative of their entire It was really refreshing to hear playing live than any other time 20+ year career. Noticeably these songs live, especially in recent history. And with absent was much of the material considering that neither of them Lifeson’s new lean look and from the 1980s, which had have been in the set list for at blonde tresses, Lee’s new, dominated their concerts in least ten years. almost SubPopish hair, and recent years. Rush may have Complacoicy has never been Peart’s “skeletons in sexual decided to abandon such modem Rush’s forte, and they are still posidons” T-shirt with matching favorites as “Red Sector A," breaking new ground. The bandanna (is Neil a Guns ’N’ “Territories” and “Manhattan Sunday and Tuesday night Roses fan? Hmmm. . . ), the Project” after including them on shows at the Spectrum showed band even looks younger. 1989*s double live album A Rush as a band with a brilliant The band set the pa(» for the Show o f Hands. Nor was any past, and a most certain future. show early on, opening with particular emphasis placed on “Force Ten" from Hold Your new material. The band nicely Sucking and shanking with Primus and Fishbone Steve Bojandwski and we didn’t think there would be any energy Show #3 you really, really, should have been at left for Fishbone. Hell, were we wrong. Anita j. Michel Primus is what dance music should be on! Primus must be seen to be believed. Fishbone was possibly the only band in Triangle Twisted Music Reviewers all about — real funky heavy beats made Guitarist Larry LaLonde played some the world that could follow Primus and by real people. Not this synthesized, drum amazing licks, and drummer Tim “Herb” still give you the urge to move. Explanatory note: It’s like this. Steve machine crap you hear on Beagle 106. Alexander performed some truly incred­ and I went to see the Primus/Fishbone The Primu^ishbone show was one of ible parts and barely iHoke a sweat doing Fishbone (by Anita, interjections by show at the Tow« Theater on November the best matchups I’ve seen in quite a it. And singer/bassist Les Claypool was Steve) 22nd. Steve really wanted to see Primus, while. Chances are that if you’re into unbelievable. His almost comical At first, I was really concerned that and I really wanted to see Fishbone. It Fishbone, you’ll probably like suge presence was upsuged Fishbone wouldn’t be able to pull off a turned out that the emire show was really Primus too. and vice versa. The (^ y by his phenomenal bass show in the Tower. In the past years. kickin’. I found myself thrashing to crowd was very receptive to playing. The guy pulls his Fishbone played smaller steges such as Primus and Stftve was skanking to Fish­ both bands, which was notes from another planet! the Chestnut Qbaret and Temple’s Spring bone. You know it’s gotta be a good show refreshing in the face of the (And he’s kinda cute in an Fling. Would they be lost in the vasmess if that han>ens. Anyway, we decided to lukewarm reception most ugly sort of wayl — ajm.) of the Tower? try to write the review together, but it opening acts receive. The No matter what string These fears were quickly squished as turned out that Steve really didn’t know# sectio.i we were sitting in of genre names you might Fishbone took the stage to The Tonight much about Fishbone, and I didn't know (seventh row center) seemed use to describe what they pbiy Show theme C'lt’s the Fishbone Show! I”) much about Primus. So if it seems like the especially Primus-friendly, excit­ (postmodernprogressive- and completely devastated the audience writing styles clash in this review, it’s edly shouting “Primus sucksl” (Note: thrashfunk, for example), it all for the remainder of the night because they do. this is how fans of the band cheer them translates to pure energy when they hit the Pulling from their latest release. The on; the band is known for greeting their stage. Their set was marked by one deadly Reality of My Surroundings, Fishbone Primus (by Steve, inteijections by Anita) audience with “we're Primus, and we groove after another. By the time Primus exposed the Tower to their unique blend “Are you ready to do some d w in ’ or suckl”). encored with “Tommy the Cat” from their of ska with rock. funk, and even metalish what?" And whatapoformance these guys put latest album Sailing the Seas of Cheese , See PRIMUS/FISHBONE on page 19 The Triangle • December 6,1991 • 15 For Star Trek crew, a look at The Undiscovered Country Steve Segal______shouldn’t know beforehand. the final voyage of the original wouldn’t give it away). Despite After the misguided Star Trek First the not-so-good news Triangle Stt^ Writer crew, there’s still room for the aforementioned mystery sub­ V, it would seem as if anything (don’t worry, there’s not too another movie. plot the script is excellent would be an improvement so to much of it); exciting rumors Now on to the good news, Mirroring contemporary say that Star Trek VI is infinitely Fear not, Trekkies (or Trek- about the supposedly “secret” and there’s a lot of iu The case events that have traced the fall better doesn’t tell you much. But kers, or whatever you ^ 1 your­ production have either proved of the “cutes" among Kirk, of communism and the decline after & comparatively slow start selves), I will not give away any false or very misleading (for McCoy and Spock that plagued of the nuclear threat Star Trek the last half of Star Trek VI is of Star Trek VI'a surprises in example, my anticipation surr Star Trek V is gone and more VI remains true to its roots of pure edge-of-your-seat Star Trek this revieiw. ounding a much-touted cameo attention is payed to supporting puting a new twist on current excitement, and for it’s sus­ Let me first say that those by Whoopie Goldberg was all characters - Christopher Plum­ events or important global penseful, grab-your-armrests who missed Star Trek V: The for naught: she doesn’t appear). mer’s General Chang is an ex­ issues. Moving on, the makers climax the fibn takes is place at Final Frontier will not be lost Don’t believe everything you’ve cellent villain, and Iman turns up of the film have allowed the the top of the series, after Star because this movie stands on its characters to really age (Kirk Trek IV: The Voyage Home. own, having almost nothing to and Chekov have grey hair, and Incidentally, Star Trek VI: The do with the previous film s’ Uhura and Scotty make it less Undiscovered Country was plots. Star Trek VI: The Un­ obvious that they’re sucking in directed by Nicholas Meyer, the discovered Country picks up at their guts); their aging and man who directed Star Trek II: least three years after the events realization that they’re at the end The Wrath o f Khan and co-wrote in Star Trek V, and the galaxy is of their careers - facing an Star Trek IV; and executive pro­ at a crossroads: the Klingon uncertain future - makes for a duced by Leonard Nimoy, who Empire, the sworn enemy of the touching and essential element directed Star Trek III: The Federation, has agreed to discuss of the story. And lastiy. Indust­ Search for Spock and Star Trek terms of peace. Ordered to rial Light and Magic has done an IV). escort a Klingon flagship to outstanding job with the visual Perhaps the best way to rate Earth for the peace conference, effects, more than making up for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered the crew of the Enterprise finds tiie cheeseball visuals in the last Courary is to compare it to the itself in an awkward situation - film (ILM wasn’t involved in five otiiers in die series. In tiie playing gracious host to their Star Trek V, so it’s no wonder end, Trekkies will be exhausted life-long enemies. The stage is why the special effects were with excitement and fans will be set for long-term treaties when shoddy at best). Also, fans of delighted. And everyone will be “something" (I won’t spoil it) ILM’s groundbreaking grateful that the crew of the happens that results in Kirk and "morphing” special effects from Enterprise was given this McCoy being tried, sentenced The Abyss and Terminator 2 will opportunity to go out widi such and exiled to a Klingon prison once again be amazed at anotiier grace. But it might not be the planet. That’s all I will tell you. 'Star Trek VI'— We come in peace, honestly, we really do! demonstration of this process. last one after all... If fans felt Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home was too main­ read or heard about the plot or as Martia, an inmate with Kirk stream and that Star Trek V was you’ll find yourself disappointed and McCoy who helps them Star Trek VI: The U ndiscovered C ountry too “for Trekkies only," Star that more didn’t happen before while in prison. I’m still so-so Trek VI falls somewhere in bet­ the end credits. Next, there’s a on Kim Cattrall’s performance Paramount Pictures ween. Knowing full well that political espionage subplot that as Vulcan L t Valeris - she’s got starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest one thousand Star Trek maniacs is quite intriguing but has the the right stiffness to play a Kelley, et. al. will kill me where I stand if I re­ effect of making the film seem Vulcan, but I don’t know if directed by Nicholas Meyer veal anything about the film like a TV mystery-movie-of-the- that’s acting or just an inability Edited by Ronald Roose before they see it, I will merely week. Lastly, what should have to act. Eidier way, she’s pass­ Special Visual Effects by ILM mention some good points and been a heartwarming, almost able. And keep your eyes peeled Executive Producer Leonard Nimoy some not-so^good points about tear^jerking finale just doesn’t for a surprise cameo: that junior .Produced by Ralph Winter and Steven-Chailes Jaffe the movioi Drying my damdest to woik - the'problem is that after officer on the Excelsior is none avoid mentioning things you all the publicity about this being other than... (I promised I Rated PG R a ti n g ...... A A A A l / 2

Genesis’ new We Can’t Dance is no And provided for your reference, Steve’s views on the musical revelation —■ Aaaccckkk! rest of the series...... live long and prosper, dudes.

John Vassallo. Of The TYiangle a mid-tempo, lightweight rocker (I’m being kind) Star Trek V: The F inal Frontier One of the most appealing aspects about that barely gets off die ground, but dien proceeds (1989) Genesis, no matter what the lineup, was the to go on forever. Tiie avoage lengdi of each song balance between the musicians. Even as Phil is almost six minutes, and all could easily be directed by William Shatner Collins’ solo career took off, no one hogged the chopped down to tiiree. The fact that the record spodight, and all brought their unique styles to the took seven months to record amazes me. R a tin g ...... A A music. Along witii die sound, die lyrics have undergone Until now. a transformation. No more lines like “rayon The band’s latest album. We Can't Dancf, is an imperial aerosol kid” or “dancing with die moonlit Star Trek IV: The Voyage H om e exercise in tedium that begs the question: “What knight” — instead, depressing tear-jerkers about (1986) abusive fathers or exploited railway workers are happened in the five years since the last album. directed by Leonard Nimoy Invisible Touchl” What happened is that Phil offered. Collins became a major pop superstar, while The first track and current single, “No Son of guitarist Mike Rutherford floundered in Mike and Mine,” describes an abused son who runs away R a tin g ...... A A A A l / 2 the Mechanics, and keyboardist Tony Banks was from his alcoholic fadier, later returns to confront relegated to film scores. him only to hear Uie words, "you’re no son o f mine." Break out die party hats! They take off the Another change was the shift, easily heard on Star Trek III: The Search fo r Spock 'Invisible Touch, that the band now didn’t mind rose-colored glasses for a few other songs — die (1984) performing pop ditties atong with the longer, more just plain lousy “I Can’t Dance” (which should be subtitled “We Can’t Rock”) slams overcom­ complex songs fans had been accustomed to. The directed by Leonard Nimoy band did baluice the album with trademark tracks mercialism, and the mediocre “Jesus He Knows Me” confronts the well-worn topic of televan- such as “Domino” or “The Brazilian,” but the new R a tin g ...... A A A A direction — as evidenced by the tide track — was gelism. This is 1991, boys. If you want to be known as sensitive, new-age guys you shoukl have apparent Now they have completed the journey to started last decade. I don’t want to dejwess you by going Uu-ough popdom and long-time fans will be thoroughly Star Trek II: The W rath o f K han disappointed. The 12 songs are an emasculation of every song and describing die drudgery, but suffice (1982) what Genesis used to be. Here’s what you won’r it to say, I was shocked at die shallowness. Is there any redeeming material? Only a few get: soaring, art rock melodies like “Cinema directed by Nicholas Meyer Show” or “Afterglow;" instrumentals like “Second songs are marginal. "Tell Me Why” is bouncy and a diversion from die usual, and "Since I Lost You,” Home By the Sea” or “Los Endos;" or any of the R a tin g ...... A A A A recogniz^J>le keyboard, drum or guitar work that die to Eric Qapton’s four-year-old son, who defmed their sound for over twenty years. died after falling out a window in New York City What you will get is a 71-minute, limp and last March, is a fitting tribute. Perhaps die final song, “Fading Lights,” sums lifeless, socially conscious insomnia cure. Overall, Star Trek: The M otion Picture it sounds like bad Phil Collins. Tony Banks and up Genesis’ current position. The weak tune is a (1979) Mike Rutherford phone in their perf<^ances and shadow of their former selves and the lame even a great drummer such as Collins is barely instnimental break diat closes die record pales in comparison to “Los Endos” or “Duke’s Travels." directed by Robert Wise noticeable. , The lyrics may also cast some light: "Another Tyo of the biggest problems are ti>at IVe Can t Rating..... A A l / 2 Danpe lacVn energy and pace. Almost every song is See GENESIS on page 19 1 6 • The Triangle • December 6,1991

Stressed? Spin one o f these on Paradise is the story of planet Peponi

your turntable or CD player Matthew Appleton______worlds. Eventually, what starts one that has developed some O f The Triangle as a recount of Peponi’s majesty major industries and is starting to grapple with some major A iiita j. M ichel. O f The Triangle as seen through the eyes of four “Before God made Peponi, different generations of residents worldwide problems. If all goes well, you will be reading this column on the last day he’d only been practicing on all becomes the sad tale of Peponi’s Paradise effectively tells a of Fall term, 1991. Now all you have to get through is Exam Week the worids. Finally he done the environmental decline since the believable science fiction story Hell. You’re probably going to be really stressed out and want to job right.” At least this is what beginning of man’s presence on without getting longwinded and bite the heads off of small, funy mammals. Instead of going to that August Hardwyke, a former big- the planet predictable. A large portion of extreme, listen lo one of the discs (vinyl and CD) listed below. It’ll game hunter who made a fortune The narrative of the decline of today’s science fiction seems to make you feel better. on die planet and is now on his Peponi’s environment is what be more and more based on deathbed, told Matthew Breen, makes Paradise the gripping formula and thus predictable. The Triangle Entertainment Editor’s the young journalist doing his book that it is. In each interview, This novel never strays from the thesis on some of the now van­ the subject — whether it’s important content — the dete­ Top Ten Albums to Survive Exam Week With ished species of Peponi wildlife. Hardwyke. Amanda, or Pepon rioration of the environment As Hardwyke goes on to tell — mentions how much the The book, although its setting (In alphabetical order) his exploits, Breen becomes so planet degenerated during his/ is well into the future, makes intrigued with the planet that he her years there. Author Mike one consider the idea of future • Bongwater, The Power o f Pussy, Shimmy-Disc Records, 1991. continues to research it even Resnick makes this much easier colonization of Mars. What Inspired psychosis from K r^ e r and Ann Magnuson. Listen to it after the thesis is completed. On to believe through some superb would happen if man were to after pulling an all-nighter, it may make more sense then. “What his quest for the truth behind descriptive narrative on the strip another planet of it’s If?” “Nick Cave Dolls,” and “Connie” are delightful pieces of Peponi (which derives it’s name habitat of the planet. resources? Should man bring insanity. "Folk Song” is fast becoming the theme song at the from the Swahili word for para­ As you are reading, you can with his own plants and animal Triangle offices. Come on everyone, it’s a sing-along! dise). the story unfolds in front actually picture the decline of life to the stars? Is man right in of his and the reader’s eyes. the planet’s ecosystems through doing either of these things? • HQsker DO, Zen Arcade, SST Records, 1984. A double set To all those Breen interviews. land misuse, the introduction of Another question this book from one of the masters of the Minneapolis grunge/garage sound. Peponi was in fact paradise — non-native animal life, and the poses is: would man be better The story of a kid leaving home, the Hflskers hit it all over the four even though it meant different destruction of rare animal off not trying to help primitive sides. “Never Talking To You Again” is acoustic beauty, the rest things to everyone he talked to. habitats. Through this same na­ species if we were to encounter is sonic death and destruction. ‘Tink Turns to :Blue,‘^ “Tuin on the To Amanda Pickett. Peponi was rrative, you can also see the them? Would all the best inten­ News,” “Biggest Lie," each track is almost perfea was a rich and fertile land where beauty of the native fauna and tions end up for naught if the a quick fortune could be made; wildlife. You realize why so ideas were carried out incor- • Joe Jackson, Look Sharp!, A&M Records, 1979. One of the to Beko Pepon, a homeland that many people fell in love with the recdy? Although none of us vrill original “angry young men” of the late ’70s. These songs hold must be wrestled away from the planet even though it was in an live to see such possibilities, it their value, especially “Is She Really Going Out With Him,” colonizing humans; and to Ian obvious decline. can never hurt to ponder them “Fools in Love,” and “Happy Loving Couples." Yes, this is the Masterson, the place where the The other aspect of Peponi and try to apply similar ques­ perfect idbum if you’re surviving heartbreak as well as four finals best security job in the known that is closely documented is the tions to our own little world. next week. galaxy was to be had. progress of its native inhab­ Paradise that lets you explore Throughout the interviews, it itants. Over the course of just these ideas. Wil Ochs, / Ain't Marching Anymore, Cathage Records, circa becomes obvious that Peponi three generations, the Peponites the '60s. exact date unknown. Bob Dylan wasn’t the original suffers from a real problem — go from a cashless society that Paradise protest singer, Phil Ochs was. Simple ^ ita r and vocals, these that of evolving into a viable hasn’t even invented the wheel by Mike Resnick songs ring true to this day. You may have heard radio'stations member of the Republic of or gotten past tribal warfare to Tor Books. 323 Pages playing “I Ain’t Marching Anymore” during the Gulf War. This album includes the classic “Draft Dodger Rag ” Try this line if Uncle Sam ever wants to drag you away: “WeU] I’m only eighteen, got a ruptured spleen, and I always carry a p t^se il'm b lM as a bat and niyfeeiare/Ial, and my asthma's gelling worse"

Graham Parker and the Rumour, It Don't Mean a Thing if You Ain't Got That Swing, Phonogram Records London (import), 1984. A compilation of Parker’s early work, virtually ignored by America, but praised in the U.K. It’s all here: “While Honey.” “I Want You Back,” “Hold Back the Night,” “You Can’t Be Too Strong,” plus lots of other stuff. Don't Mean a Thing also includes “Mercury Poisoning,” Parker’s denunciation of his U.S; record company. Mercury Records. “It'sfatal and it don't get better...”

Lou Reed, New York, Sire Records, 1989. A ^ story of a sick city. This is a ccmcept album to be listened to all at once. You may have heard “Dirty Blvd.” and “Romeo Had Juliette,” (^Something This is the Jesus Lizard flickered for a ndntuelTften it vanished and was g o n e . . . how Hailing from the windy city o f Chicago, and latest platter, Goar, is onlbuch and Go Rroord^. about “Halloween Parade,” or “There is No Time”? Lou ha$ a box set coming out soon, and is planning to release new material in Jesus Lizard will be playing at the Khyber Pass on 'Riesday. December lOth at lOpm-ish or so. mid-1992. ______Do yourself a favor— check these guys out— they’re really cool.

Patti Smith Group, Easier, Arista Records, 1978. The original punk priestess/poetress. Anger, hate, love, angst. Patti does them The Monte Carlo Living Room — an all. This is a good example of the feding of punk rock in thte ’70s —- it wasnH all safety pins and Sid, Listen to ^fWe Three,” “High elegant place with room for improvement on Rebellion " and“ 25th Floor” and maybe you’ll get the idea. Easter also contains Smith's version of “Because the Night,” Monica Sculli. Triangle Staff Writer______removed. Lack of shell made this lobster easy to which was co-written by Springsteen. Patti does it better. eat; however, the sauce was weak. It did not add 1 recently went to the Monte Carlo Living Room enough flavor to the dish. Another entree was the • Johnny Thunders. .S/o/ionj o/ the Cross, Roir Records, 1987. as part of a family birthday celebration. We all grilled veal chop from the regular menu. This was Twenty-one tracks recorded late one night at the Mudd Club in enjoyed our meals, but recognized room for a thick piece of veal in a sauce accented with 1982. Includes ail the Thunders/Heartbreakers standards, like “Too improvement This was disappointing, since it was rosemary. It was also juicy and tender. This entree Much Junkie Business," “Seven Day Weekend.” “Chinese Rocks,” an elegant and expensive restaurant. was nothing to complain about, but at the same and a ton of other stuff. Although it was released well before his The Monte Carlo Living Room serves Italian time, there was nothing extraordinary about it. death, Stations o f the Cross serves as a fitting tribute to one of the food in a setting of slighdy dimmed lights and Each entree included a baked and breaded slice of junkie gods of punk rock, Mr. Johnny Thunders. imported furniture. The service was as expected: tender tomato, a bundle of very good (non-bitter) knowledgeable and polite. To explain the night’s asparagus tied together by a single leek and tiiin U2, Achtung Island Records. 1991. Yes, I know I raved specials, our waiter wheeled over a cart of chilled slices of seasoned potato. about it last week, aid it seems a wee bit premature to put it on food. For each fish special, he showed us the types For dessert, I had the fresh fruit tart It contained wch an exclusive list, but U2^s latest disc is pretty damn close to a of fish used. Samples of the available pasta were a creamy filling inside a pie crust topped by fresh masterpiece. Listen to “Who’s Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses,” on display, as was the night’s special antipasto fruit such as i^berries, kiwi and pineapple, and “Zoo Station;” and “Until the End of the World,” and tell me if appetizer. all covered with a thin glaze. I enjoyed the fhiit, you feel any different. A cool disc to mellow out with. We enjoyed Uie antipasto vep^ much. It included but the creamy filling was almost tasteless. This green and red peppers and grilled baby eggplant dessert was less than spectacular. • Utopia, Deface the Music, Bearsvilte Records, 1980. This is strips. I ordered the appetizer of fresh mozzarella The Monte Carlo Living Room is located at Utopia’s “Beatles Rip-Off Parody.” Todd Rimdgren on a creative and roasted green peppers. It was the best part of Second and South Streets. Meat and fish entrees high, Lots of fun stuff here that rsuiges from early Beatles sounds my meal. Chunks of mozzarella and the reddest, cost between $20 and $26. Appetizers and pasta (“Where Does the World Go (o Hide?”) to fireaky acidy stuff (“AU sweetest tomatoes I’ve ever had were chilled, cost between $7 and $10. This was a “good" Smiles”). $ort iike the if itliey Men a i ^ bM drizzled with light olive oil and accentuated by restaurant because of the service, the fresh Warning: don’t play this album in front of people who considw the very good and very fresh basiL The roasted ingredients and the obvious care in detail and Beatles to be a sacred cow that shouldn’t be tampered with. peppers were excellent with just the right amount preparation. However, it wasn’t an “excellent" Cnial's mo8t of iht Triangle staff.) Oh. screw it, do it anyway. It’s of an olive oil coating. restaurant because that obvious care didn’t always exam week, remember? One of the entrees ordered was k>bster. It arrived uanslate into exemplary taste in the finished in a champagne cream sauce with the shell already product The Triangle • December 6 , 1991 • 1 7 Queensryche unleashes ‘Operation: LIVEcrime’ for the holidays Richard Knight in South America" — and performed it in its well. Queensryche’s show and band playing in a big hall, at Think about it! A far cry Triangle Staff Writer entirely during their 1991 stagecraft has come a long way high volume, through a big PA lyrically from the average “lick Building Empires tour, some since I caught them opening for system, in a way that very few my love pump” garbage more shows of which were recorded Judas Priest in Leicester, live albums have ever managed. I remember now... Queen­ often associated with heavy for posterity. England at the time of their first The sound is clear and full but sryche putting out its “concept” metal, eh? Operation: LIVEcrime is a album. They have developed has just the right amount of album Operation: minicrime in Now, one of the problems neat package, consisting of a into something unique: an boomy and over-amplified 1988 to critical acclaim. It sold with mindcrime was that initially live CD, a video of the live show entertaining, intelligent heavy “feel” to the sound, especially at well and elevated the band to the band couldn't take parts of and a glossy color booklet con­ metal band, joining a select few the bottom end where the drums headlining status, helped un­ it, most noticeably “Suite Sister taining what amounts to the like Rush and King’s X. and bass guitar really dominate. doubtedly by popular MTV vid- Mary,” the centerpiece of the “libretto” for Operation: mind­ Operation: mindcrime is pe­ This CD really does sound like clips for “I Don’t Believe In whole album, firom the studio to crime, all packaged as a limited- rformed straight, with very little the band sounds live! Love” and “Eyes of a Stranger.” the stage. I recall the band edition boxed set I don’t know messing around, no boring solos, This is a great concept, a Clocking in at over an hour in saying that until they felt that how Umited the edition is, but I and excellent use of lasers and boxed set from a band which is length, mindcrime was a they could do justice to this bought mine a week or so after other lighting effects to reflect still in existence, rather than the thought-provoking work, full of track on stage, they would not its November 5th release and the mood of the music — en­ offerings from the grave record political and social comment. attempt it at all, thereby preclud­ had no problems finding it. hancing it, rather than detracting companies are currently serving Try this sample from “Spreading ing any complete live shows of Tower Records on South Street from it. Stars of the show are up to milk the last penny from. the Disease”: “Religion and sex mindcrime. Well, thankfully still had stacks of them last vocalist Geoff Tate, guitarist If you want CD’s for Christmas are powerplaystManipulate the Queensryche develq)ed a way to Saturday, too, so I suspect it’s a Chris DeGarmo and guest singer then ask for this one — a visual people for the money they pay! perform the difficult bits of fairly large number. Expect to Pamela Moore as Sister Mary. and aural deUght — Santa would Selling skin, Selling God! The mindcrime live — with the aid pay around $35. The CD is the real star of this approve! I remember now... numbers look the same on their of an additional singer to play The video is very good, package, though, because it has credit cardslPoliticians say no Sister Mary and, I suspect, by showcasing all members of the captured the sound of a live to drugs, while we pay for wars judicious use of backing tapes band and conveying the story TVy some Scamboogery at your next party and see what happens

Chad Gorn. Triangle Stc^ Writer typical melody in the chorus supported by the Having a party soon? After all, the term is lyrics, “Blah, blah, blah, blak.JBlah, blah, blah, almost over (hell. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you blah, blah, blah..." that), and some energy may need to be displaced. Scatterbrain continues the tradition started in If you are planning on throwing a party and not Ludichrist’s Powertrip where they perform a piece sure what music to play in the background, of classical music. In Powertrip, they performed Scatterbrain has released the perfect album. “Barber of Seville,” on Scatterbrain’s Here Comes Scamboogery is fun and funny, musical and Trouble, they adapted Mozart’s “Sonata #3,” and amusing. on Scamboogery, Paul Nieder once again shows Scatterbrain consists of the vocalist and that his talents extend past harder rock and roll by guitarists from the innovative, heavy, laugh-core playing Mozart’s “Sonata #11 (Rondo Alla band, Ludichrist who previously released two LPs Turca).” on Combat records. Immaculate Deception (1986) The rest of the songs are faster, led by a heavier and Powertrip (1988). Scatterbrain’s first release Zappa-like riff and accompanied by Tommy was Here Comes Trouble (1990) on In-Effect Christ’s humorous lyrics and concepts, “Swiss Records Scamboogery, on Electra Records, is the Army Girl” is aboiit a Dr. Frankenstein whb builds band’s first major label release. a girl who “becomes a wrench, a drill or a saw — The first song, “Big Fun” sets the mood for the a Soloflex and so much more..." rest of the album, or, if you like, for the rest of Scatterbrain is also visually humorous. Both of your party. The underlying guitar riff is, pardon my their videos from Here Comes Trouble, for “Don’t Brady-ness, groovy, and the horns add to the Call Me Dude” and “Down With the Ship ^ excitement (unless you are a hom-hater, in which Slight Return)” are hilarious. case I’ll let you know that not all songs feature Scamboogery is, as the title of the first song them). The next song, “Fine Line,” offers a serious implies, big fun. It is silly enough to laugh at, but message about homelessness, basic depression and meaningful enough to take seriously. cynicism where Tommy Christ sings that “It’s a fine line between living and being alive...when Scamboogery you’re sleeping on the street in the city that never Scatterbrain sleeps." “Tastes Just Like Chicken” makes fun of songs Electra Records, 1991 that are unoriginal and overplayed. It has a few 10 tracks, 41:04 rapped tongue twisters, and sports several other music cliches, such as computerized voices and a Rating»...... ».AAAA And now for something completely different from the Scottish band Teenage Fancluh Carol Smith inspiring melodies. These were about those forgotten bands with the bands that made songs that my headphones crunched on the Triangle Staff Writer made you sing along by the side of my head still loudly Walking down South Street, I sheer infectiousness of the hook. playing the new Teenage Fan- happened upon a vendor with a These were the bands that had club CD Bandwagonesque. It Dammit, Jim t V m a Doctor, not a cart of used records — you you on the hood of your car must have been this CD that know, vinyl. Never one to pass playing air-guitar and all the inspired that dream of a wonder­ up an opportunity to find some drum rolls between sipping ful walk on South Street. The The Triangle has Star Trek VI posters to give away! ninety-nine cent musical rock beers and throwing a frisbee. second album from this Scottish There are two types —^ the teaser posters (which may Bands that knew that a few group sounds like nothing else and roll nirvana, I blackened my become a collector’s item because they have the hands rummaging through the guitars with some fuzz and feed­ out today. And that’s such a sooty vintage discs. There wo^e back meshed with some righ- good thing. This album is way wrong release date), and the regular theatrical release plats from the Sutus Quo, Big teous-set-my-soul-on-fire different from there first, A posters. Catholic Education. Star, Derek and the Dominoes, melodies and sweetened with This week's trivia question is — Neil Young and Crazy Horse, vocals that combined innocence Teenage Fanclub have traded the Babies, Bronco and even and awareness could make rock grungy sloppines and endearing Many famous actors and actresses have guest starred some middling years Fleetwood and roll a life-transforming or, formlessness for a more cohes­ on Star Trek as members of alien races. Name the Mac and CSN. Sheesh! Those even, a life-saving thang. There ive and more powerful state­ familiar star of television and motion picutres who were the days! All these bands are songs, hooks, melodies and ment. Aside of some Sonic from fifteen, twenty years ago. vocal utterances that I would die Youth-like filler ( the cut played the part of the Klingon captain in Star Trek III: Mostly, the seventies musical for — and it doesn’t take layer- “Satan”), the album is a winner The Search for Spock. scene gets remembered for ing-effects, sampling, mega­ from beginning to end. Intrig­ Drop off your answers and pick up your posters at overwrought disco and dis­ overproduction or spandex to uing lyrics are sung with a qua­ traught punk. But, there was a achieve them. It takes soul and vering, searching edge and the The Triangle, 3010 MacAlister Hall. sweet underbelly to that period sheer love of the rock and roll tight harmonies are kept from First come, first serve. Triangle members not eligible. of music, which had bands that becoming too sugary by well- Rich —^Thanks for the Beaver Boy cartoon! reveled in grungy guitar, har­ Aghhh!! I woke up from my placed gningoid-distorled guitar. monious vocals, and soul- rock and roll reverie dream See FANCLUB on page 19 1 8 • The Triangle • December 6,1991 Fine Arts and assorted other Stuff for the Holidays FievelgoM

• Images of Homelessness and Poverty, running from December Spm. Opening reception is Friday, December 6th, 5 to 8pm. Call 925- West,yaung 2nd to 14th, at the Creese Gallery. Mandell Theater Lobby. This 3453 for more information. exhibit will feature a^jproximately 60 black and white photographs by • Selected Masterpieces: Cash and Carry, running December 3rd three photographers: Joseph Sorrentino, John Grant, and Harvey to December 29. at Zone One Gallery. 139 N. 2nd Street As the title mouse! I^nUe. For more information, call 895-2158. indicates, anything purchased may be removed from the gallery • Philadelphia Orchestra Schedule before the end of the show. Opening reception, December 6th, from Anthony Burokas l i p and 12/9 at 8pm, Gary Bertini conducting Mozart’s Spm to 8pm. Call 829-8995 for more information. Triangle Staff Writer Divertimento in D major K.2S1, Symphony No. 39 in E flat major, • The Tchotchke Show, Artist Made Toys. Ornaments, and and Symphony No. 40 in G minor. Adornments, running November 29th to December 29th, at Nexus: When Stephen Spielberg 12/12, 12/13, 12/14 at 8pm, William Smith conducting Sierra’s Foundation for Today’s Art, 137 N. 2nd S t Opening Reception, introduced us to An American "Preambulo,” Bernstein’s Symphony No. 2, “The Age of Anxiety,” Friday, December 6th, Spm to 8pm. Call 629-1103 for more infor­ Tail a few years back, many and Sibelius’ Symphony No.6. mation. said diat it just wasii’t Disney. Student rush tickets at $5 are placed on sale one-half hour before • Art Benefit for the Homeless, running from December 6th to But if An American Tail is Monday through Thursday concerts. December 28U>, at Vox Populi, 17-19 N. 2nd S t This group show kx)ked at on its own merits, it Unreserved Amphitheater seats at $2.50 are placed on sale one will beneflt two local homeless organizations. Opening reception, can be seen as quite an accom­ hour before all Friday and Saturday subscription concerts. Friday, December 6th, from Spm to Spm. Call 925-4249 for more plishment For more information, call 893-1930. information. The story of mice from all • New Dimensions: Artists Design Scarves, running November • Recitals at the Curtis Institute of Music for December over the world coming to 26th to January 4th, 1992, at the Fabric Workshop, 1100 Vine Street. 12/6, Spm, Student recital, all Mozart. America “where there are no The scarf, tradition^ly shaped as a rectangle or square, has provided 12/9, Spm, Student recital, Chamber music by the Curtis cats and the streets are paved artists with the opportunity to experiment with design. In this Composition Class with cheese” resonated with exhibition, artists have addressed the character of a scarf to create an 12/11, Spm, Student recital, Sibelius, Chopin, Schubert/Liszt, the dreams of millions of accessory that is both fashionable and functional. Reception and open Brahms, Vanhal people. Fievel was washed house, Thursday, December 19th, 3pm to 7pm. Gallery hours are 12/16, Spm, Student recital overboard during the boat trip Monday to Friday 9am to Spm, and Saturday 12 noon to 4pm. Call 12/17, Spm, Student recital, Faure, Janacek, Beethoven, Liszt, to America and landed on Ellis 922-7303 for more infomation. Bartok Island in a bottle. Here he met • Holiday Exhibit — a group exhibition, running December 6th to 12/18, Spm, Student recital a pigeon who tells him to 28th, at the Clay Studio, 139 N. 2nd Street Diverse ceramic work, 12/19, Spm, Student recital, Bach, Beethoven, Bartok, Ysajle “never say never” about fmd- from functional to sculptural, will be exhibited in both the Front and 12/20, Spm, Graduation recital ing his family. Fievel is later Arcadia Galleries. Hand silkscreened umbrellas, t-shirts, ties, and The Curtis Institute of Music is located at 1726 Locust Street captured by a band of cats but more will be exhibited by the Fabric Workshop. Gallery hours are They maintain a 24 hour phone service announcing the recitals for is befriended by Tiger, voiced Tuesday to Friday 12pm to 6pm and Saturday to Sunday 12pm to the next few days. The number is 893-5261. by Dom DeLouise. because they have so much in commcm and because “playing cat and mouse won’t get us very far.” Now Spielberg continues An American Tail with F ievel Goes West. The mice have not found America to be the land D rexel University of opportunity they thought it would be. An extensive cat Student Program Association attack leaves many families without homes. The cat leader. P r e s e n t s Cat R. Waul, voiced by John Cleese, convinces them they need to* “gd 'west” to dppOfi C o p p e r to n e tunity. Tiger’s girlfriend,de­ cides to g6,y^t,with ai»phis* ticated cat, with Tiger cluing after her. Out west, Fievel finds Sheriff Wylie Burp, voiced by James Stewart, to be his only hope of stopping Cat R. Waul’s plan of having the mice build their own mouse­ trap. This rollicking tale starts well, moves quick and ends strong. There are some funny moments, as when Cat R. Waul W eek of March 21-28, 1992 is exposed to humanSi Fievel and Tiger meet in the desert, and when Tiger is trained to be • Round Trip Delux Motorcoach between Drexel & Philadelphia Airport a dog by Wylie Burp. The songs are fast and fim and the • Round Trip Airfare from Philadelphia animation has matured well. I wanted the story to go on • Seven (7) nights hotel accommodations at The Calinda Viva Beach Resort and on. but all good things come to an end. Still, it felt a - 5 star hotel with all ocean view rooms and all the amenities little short running at only 80 • Airport/Hotel Transfers minutes long. The songs in West are not as easy to catch • Free Club Admissions and sing along with as in Tml, but they stir the heart. There is • Plenty of Activities even a short "Rollin’ Rollin’ Rawhide” song excerpt • Representatives on location from the Blues Brothers while Fievel uses a tumbleweed for • All taxes and fatuities except departure taxes; $13 U.S. & $12 Mexican transportation. (payable with final payment) An American Tail movies are not Disney, but neither are Uiey pretentious. They come RESERVATION POLICY - $75 pp deposit due with application form to Drexel University Student Program Association wrossasold finends relating^ (Infonnation Desk/Creese Student Center). Second payment due: Jan. 12,1992 ($225) Final payment due Feb. 12,1992. interesting and $ometime$ Cancellation Policy - outside 60 days of departure - $25 pp charge, inside 60 days of departure -100% unless substitute found, exaggerated storyv I wdiilfl recommend this movie; to any­ then only $25 pp charge. GUARANTEED PRICES: $519 pp quad. occp. $599 triple occp. $689 double occp. one looking to loosen up with a good break during final exams or any time this holiday sea­ son. Go to a matinee, so that when you leave the theater, you have some time to enjoy BOOK EARLY & SAVE $50 p p the new mood you’ll be in. Fievel Goes West I 'n ; u ) up S sc) 1 1 I 1 s o 11 <) n I . I u n 1 e‘ss cii.' | h )s 11 ix 'c c i \' L’t l ! Rating....AAAA The Triangle • December 6,1991 • 19

The Triangle Rating System Prim us and Fishbone at the Tow er T heater Continued from page 14 Anita still can’t do iL — Steve.) “You paid your money, you got Add to this Christopher Dowd your money’s worth.” For a AAAAA Five TViangles. overtones. However, it wasn’t throwing his trombone all over band to pull such an attitude was the music alone that made the stage and you’ve got one a letdown . But, regardless of Four TViangles. Fishbone fantastic, it was their killer show. this little faux pas, the show was AAAA stage presence, which was all As far as the music. Fishbone one the most powerful either of over the theater. played such tunes as “Everyday us had ever seen. AAA I bet you were Singer/saxophonist Angelo C. Sunshine,” “The Junkie’s Primus sucks. Fishbone e x p e c tin g Moore was hand passed over the Prayer,” and a mega version of skanks. What more do you heads of the crowd from the “Skanking to the Beat” For an want? som ething all stage to the rear of the theater encore, the Fish did “Slick Nick, The rumours of Steve and wonderful and and back, not once, but twice. You Devil You.” It was here Anita having a torrid love affair witty, hmmm? Needless to say, security loved that Fishbone faltered. Instead of after this concert are untrue. Sorry to let you this. Actually, the bouncers were ending really strong, they just Anita likes Les ClaypooVs bass rather well behaved and didn’t stopped playing, let the feedback work better than Sieve's, and d o w n , b u t try to beat up on anyone, like hum, left the stage, and said. that's what matters, doesn't it? anythin rated they did at last summer’s Three Iriangles is “Escape From New York Tour,” only slightly m ore when a bouncer pushed me away firom the stage by jamming fun than sitting at his hand up against my throat. h o m e a n d But I digress. (You usually do. watering your — Steve) In addition, the entire crowd C h i a P e l. was inducted as brothers and sistas of the Fishbone family. AA Two TViangles. We even learned the secret Fishbone hand sign: picture the Vulcan "live long and prosper” A O ne TViangle. gesture only with the pinky and index Angers curled up (If you have trouble doing this, don’t fret — everyone else did too. Fishbone was able to pull off playing the Tower Theater enesis falls o n th e ir ffLces with ^We Can*t Dance* do much else that matter tiedfrom page 15 it might have been so i^ e re n lllf only we could do it II again." never thought I’d dislike a FOR nesis record, but when all the ngs are destined for WMGK, I |an only shake my head and r what went wrong. T f f l S We Can*t Dance Genesis AtkuUtc Records 1991 Produced by Genesis and Nick Davis C A a S E 12 trades at 7 r 38" ? Feature Length AUDIO-VISUAL Rating... Production of the Teenage Fanclub UFE OF CHRIST is som ething to with scenes photographed in Israel get excited about 3 PROJECTORS Continuedfrom page 17 AUDIO-VISUAL PROGRAMMER Teenage Fanclub inuigued me with* their first album and STEREO MUSIC - VIVID COLOR they have me playing air guitar to the second. Influences may See the birth, life and death of Christ abound, but they are under strict control here, and serve to tingle Relive His miracles and teachings. the spine, delight the sgul and Thrill to His grand prophecies. make you wish for summer. Bandwagonesque will probably be on my bimtable, errr, in my CD player for quite awhile — S u n d a y and will be on my list of best albums of the year. D ecem b er 8 Triangle 3:00 p.m. Entertainment — it just keeps Drexel U niversity Main Auditorium gaing and going 32nd and C hestnut - Philadelphia ar^ going.,. FREE ADMISSION - NO COLLECTIONS 20 • The Triangle • December 6,1991 Siouxsie and her Banshees With those holiday thangs coming up, I'd like to try to get into the spirit of the wail at the Tower Theater season (ha!) and thank my regular Continued from page 14 My Life With the Thrill Kill row who was giving fans a hard Kult gave an unusual hour long entertainment writers for all the work time to “piss off’ while referring opening performance of their to him as a “fat bastard” in her Dee-Lite and B 52’s meet Nine they've done this term ...I cockney accent throughout the Inch Nails style of industrial show. dance music. The Thrill Kill thought a huge cheesy house The song “Peek-a-Boo” Kult which contained up to eight which was used in a 1988 MTV members at a time on stage, not ad would be way more visual advertisement for, ironically, to mention lots of digital “New Groups,” was a highlight sampling, enlightened the than the personals and it's as she danced across the stage audience with their heavy beat with Martin McCarrick on the of their latest album Sexplosion. 2 a.m. and this is a big space accordion. The BeaUes Jiit “Dear Three wiggling female singers Prudence”, the danceable single and one male singer executed to fill, so let's get on with i t ... “Kiss Them for Me”, and the their rather aggressive yet 1981 song “Spellbound” helped humorous lyrics underneath a to make the 18 song set worth spinning disco ball for the my second 1991 trip to see the Banshees’ audience. Umlaut Stive — Thanks for all the reviews of really loud bands like Mr. Bungle and Banshees. Guns ‘n’ Roses, and for showing me that Primus does indeed suck. Chad — Thanks for the reviews of those really cool bands such as Fugazi and Nirvana that people should be listening to. lOUXSIE Superstition Richard— Cool English view of metal — p.s. leave me your phone number so I can p harass you for more articles! ® T H E T o u r Jack— Words cannot express how much your anal retentive copy editing skills saved the section this term, not to mention your review of Clapton, King Crimson, and 1991 Animal Logic (Not! on that last one.) Meici buckets! IBANSHEES Monica — Thanks for being the resident restaurant reviewer and making our stomachs whine at the wee hours of the morning when we put the paper together. STUDENTS Movie Steve — What else can I say except thanks for giving me 40 inches every week...of copy that is. And thanks for the promotional stuff, even though some of those t shirts were a funky green color... Carol — Why do you put up with this, anyway? First JJP and now this,. .so thanks for all the articles and doing those phone interviews. Y O U R B O O K S John — Cool views about modem music. Can you tell me about the ‘71 Winterland show? Thanks for all the copy this term. FOR And to anyone I missed — THANKS! CASH • CONVENIENT LOCATION • BERER PRICES ON SOME BOOKS • BUYING ALL CURRENT TITLES Whether Used on Campus or Not Triangle Entertainm eiit — The best kept secret in the west. BRING YOUR USED BOOKS TO: SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON 206 N. 34th St. (near Race)

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Drexel University and its students w ill serve as resources to help solve the problems of our neighbors, our city and our society.

f was pleased to receive a copy of the Drexel University's “Learning Through Service, Inmate Labor” plan and I was greatly impressed by it. I certainly applaud and support such a practical plan, which I feel has many benefits for all involved. Sharpe James Mayor Newark, NJ

DREXEL UNIVERSITY This course is inviting and urging the participation of students from ALL COLLEGES and ALL DICIPLINES to c o l l e g e o f b u sin e ss a n d administration add their talents and body of knowledge to achieve this objective. Such problems as the ENVIRONMENT, LEARN BY DUing POVERTY, HOMELESSNESS, SAfETY & CRIM ^ THE “PUTTING r r ALL BACK TOGETHER” REVITALIZATION OF OUR CITIES cannot be solved OUR WAY OF WORKING is LEARNING from one perspective. We need to combine the talents o f engineers, design majors, biologists, communicatioiL in the tradition of ANTHONY J. DREXEL majors, graphic students, film and video majors,-etc. with the business perspective. We need to create solutions and “SON OF PHEADELPfflA WHO DID HONOR TO HIS NATIVE CITY BY THE professionally present these solutions to the appropriate UPRIGHTNESS OF HIS LIFE, HIS INTEGRITY AS A GREAT FINANCIER AND people to affect change and innitiadon. You, collectiyely, GENEROUS INTEREST IN THE PUBLIC WELFARE..."—John Haijcs can solve these problems and b ^ m e the leaders.

DU rr PROJECTS:

1) Powelton >^agc Community Connection This class will take you out of the a) Economic Development, b) Politics, c) Artists d) Architecture, e) Security, f) TRASH classroom and into the real world. 2) South Street Forever (On Going) 3) 4th & So So (On Going) You will develop excellent 4) Where Have All The Tires Gone? (On Going) 5) Philadelphia Parking Authority Systems Analsys (Completed) interview conversation, portfolio 5) New Resource Looks At A New Resource Clean Shore (Completed) products, resume materials. You 6) Center City District 'Before and After" Survey, Photo, Video (On Going) 7) New Resource Looks At A New Resource Save That Trash can work in large groups, small (Your Trash Is My Cash) Recycling (On Going) 8) Project: "HOPE": "Help One Person Each" (On Going) groups, or on your own. 9) Traffic and Litter Free Zone Analysis (OLD/NEW) 10)Project: "HOPE": "Help One Person Each" Phase H - Bootstraps/Self Destrucd (NEW) Dear Student; 11)ReDUing the City Charter - Phihidelphia Chamber of Commerce (NEW) ...through your participation in this project, you 12)Parking Authority Project (Completed) have provided tangible and significant public 14) SWEEP - Streets Walkways Education Enforcement Program service contribMions to the city of Philadelphia^ 15) HUD information Project (HIP) 16) Little Town and Big Town Connection — Richard D Breslin, Ph. D

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A partm ents A partm ents Apartm ents K p p w m ff te g R oom m ates 2 Roomatea needed to share beautifiil aark Park Real EiUte Newly letmo- 34th and Baring: Uively renovated 2 3 Bedroom Apartment - with sun deck, Rooraat«(a) needed for 1 Urge room in townhouse apartment at Carriage Lane. vtted itudioi, 1 A 2 bedroomi $300- bedroom apartment. New kitchen and iky Ughu, gaibage disposal, washer and 7 bedroom house, 3 1/2 baths, w/d, com­ C32nd and Hamilton) Modem fadlities - S600. New kitchent, lome with dw, bath. Wall-to-wall caipett. Beautiful dryer, electronic security system, Ck>seplete kitdien, to campus—32nd living room andA dining Powelton. area. fuU kitchen, 2 bathrooms, dec, washer intercomi, hirdwood floori. Urge building. Excellent Kcurity. Hne itrecL expoied brick wall, new renovation. AvaOable December, leave message 222- and drier, cable ready. $250 + utiUties. cloitei, W/D, fhon lemi leaiei. CiU Laundry facilitiei. $600.00 includei $630^0 -f utilities. CaU 222-2370711/ 7968 or 222-7948713/ AvaUable now. CaU Usa at 382-3175 or 387-0327./lo(V heat 947-9380. Garage avaiUble./I2/ Brand new townhouse overlooking art 382-3193711/ 3 Bedroom Houie for rent. Includei 34lh and Baring: Beautiful very spa- museum. 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, waU to Who said 3’s a crowd? 2 roomies look Urge lun deck, garden, lecurity bin, waU caipet, security system, central air ing for a 3rd female to share clean A C/j ]p doui 3 bedroom apaitment. New talley $lSOaOO roacious adorably decorated 2-bedroom- wiiher-diyer, tU new kitdien and bith- kitchen. Laundry. Large living-dining ^gua^ + CaU Joyce 322- flat Aparanent already furnished; need loom. S6S0/mo. call 222-2370 to lee. area. Many cloieu. Beautiful safe only bedroom furniture A “personals”. Sofaa for aale (one, a sleeper), all great nu building on lovely street $89S, indudes 32U Pawdton Avenue - Renovated 1 Located in safe but exciting location. condition, perfea for apaitmenu or stu­ 3312 Hamilton Street - Efficienciei, heat 9?7-9380. Garage availatai&/12/ BDRM. E:qposed biick waU. Track Ught- Extremely dose to public transporution dios, generous prices, for more infor­ One and two bedroomi. From $299Ano ii^ w/w oraet Ceiamic tile kitchen and A shopmg district WaUdng distance to mation, caU 789-2025 and leave mes- up.Heat, gai, and hot water included. All 34th and Baring: One bedmn aM- balk. $500.00. Leave message 834- Drexel/Penn area. Occupancy for Jan. sage711/ apaitmenu have walk in cloteU, loU of kitchenAiewment. Lovely appliances. all tile bath. WalNo-wall Galley 1SS371I/ *92. $250M>onth (util, included). More windowi, waUdng diitance from ichooL caipet. Available Dec. BeauiifBl safe detaUs, please caU Jennifer or ^san at ‘87 Buick Skyhawl^ spon coupe, 5 spd, 349-9429711/ building on good itieeL Laondry. Ganw 3 Stdraam Rauae - with large sun 732-9613712/ ps, pb, ac. 46K miles, excel cond., 1 available. $39S, includei beat. 9^- deck, ga>dea^ secarity bars, washer A owner. $3488 ab.a MUST SELL 732- 2 bedroom apartoienli near 32nd and », all new kitchea and bathroom. Rooaiale needed for a huge room in a 91X2. nv Fowehon. Renu tuning at S4S0. Many 9380712/ . * Militie*. CaU 222-2370 to six-faedroom house. Cheap rent $145Ano new lilting. Univenity Renult 382- Large one bedroam (entire floor). Dad: sacLTll/ + uiiL CaU 222-2567712/ HOTI HOT! HOT! Ry to Cancun or hardwood, expoied brick. Hqjr doaets. sail to the Bahamas this spring breaki RENT./11/ 32nd and Hamflton. $4«S. SW. Leave Suany ■edem efficiency, new rehab, Fe«ale RoousmaU - 312 N. 33rd St, Exceptional prices! Call 1-800-484-1005 1 bedroom apaHmenIa near 34lh and meiiage. SS2-81377I2/ tile bathAitchen, w/w carpeting, aecority Gray Gables, Private Bedroom, Ig living x6708nowll/ll/ Powelton. Renu Mailing at $390. Many ban, 2nd n, 3325 SpiiM Garden, Drexel room, $287.50 includes water and heat new liitingi, Univenity Renlali. Call 2 Bedroom apartment. Wall-to-wall. alumnum owned, $350 complete. Call Sonu 585-5160 (9-5), Bene 387-8690. Collina Quick Type 20 years experi­ 382-RENlVll/ Yard. Cemral heau D/w, W/D. TOe balh. Ray-222-6162711/ nu ence, IBM computer, free disk storage, BasemenL Cable. 386-9683712/ free pick up and delivery, reasoiwble. Large renovated 2 bedroom, tiU bath, Roommate needed • Fonale only, vm dependable, call Virginia at 492 AITordable Apartment available one w/w carpeting, fresh paint, 3nl fl surniy location. Safe. $750 for the tenn. llis 8384711/ block from Kelly. Rem includes heat 34th and Baring: Beautiful Urge reno­ Drael Alumnus owned, heat included, inchides heat A dectridty. If interested and hot water. Clean and safe, on Drexel vated 3 bedroom apartment. Entire 3rd $500, caU Ray 222^6162711/ caU 387-5841. Ask for Penny./11/ KMHX3MDX 100% IBM Compatible. security route. Newly painted. Call floor. New galley kitchen. Laige living- 2 MB RAM, 2x40MB Hard Drives, 12 664-7779725/ iDom with dming area. IVo of three bed­ Queen Village bright modem one bed­ German Student, 20 years dd, will be MB 5.25” A 1.44MB 3.5" fkppv drives, rooms huge. Many closett. New wall-to- room apaitmenu, central air, hardwood coming to U.S. for a co-op employment EGA monitor A video adapter, Logitech Spruce and 23rd 1 bdim, sunny, quiet, wall carpeting. Laundry facilities. floors, no peu, nonsmoken preferred. Looking for an apt. or home in Hi Res mouse, AT 101 Keyboard A tastefully, renovated, hardwood firs, Lovely safe street. $895, includes heaL $450 to $485 plus utilides. 551- Pennsylvaiiia/NJ area to rent with fellow drawer. DOS 5.0 plus software. $M0 inc heat, hot water and gas. 947-93807/11/ student(s). Startiiu Feb 1st (or wiU con­ $1300.00.215-743-6104. /II/ Available Jan 1st or earlier if nee. 732- 34th and Bariiw: Beautiful immaculate 1343713/ sider later) until Sept Contact Mike 921Z/I1/ two bedroom. New kitchen and bath. You muat aee these apaitmentsi 1 and McCandUsh, M-F 8am - 5pm at (215) KINhigton Collece Ski Week. $210.00 Wall-to-wall carpet Lovely safe wonder­ 2BR avaUabk $500.00 A up. 992-0882714/ person.. Includes; 53 iper night kxiging, 5 House for rent closeNewly to renovated,campus. 6 BR,less fully fuUy maintained building. Laundn.Laundi CaUMarion at 222-4800711/ day w ticket, special student rates aiid Must see. $625, includes heat. 947- Female raomate needed for winter for events. For further information please than $275/k>eison. CaU 387-4137/11/ 9380./11/ Houae for rent - 40th Ludlow. Newly winter A spring teim. Brsnd new town- ' caU Frai* @ 243-1262 after 5 pjn. /11/ Roomi for rent in houie. Urge, fur­ renovated four bedroom, living, dining, house on 32nd A Peart. Call 387- Powelton Ave,—1 bdrni apu, aU sizes 2 bath, kitchen A fiiU basement Wuher, 4805712/ Baaketball, baaeball, football, and nished. 39lh A Pine. $200 includes aU with lofts, Uundry rooms and parking. diyer -f electronic security. 1,000 plus iMWkey carda. Selling entire coQection, utifities. CaU 387-4137711/ Available short leues and easy terms, uitUiliescaU 386-2336711/ Room for rent. Your own room in 5- extremely reasonable. CaU Paul @ 215- 35th & Bariiw • Large studio .and One from $385/knof. CaU Don 763-3303./11/ bedroom townhouse. AU modem conve­ 468-3245 after6pjn./II/ Bdtm apt avau in quaint Udg. ''Freshly A Safer Area — 27th A South - 10 Apta for rent - Etfs. studio newly reno­ niences: W/D, D/w, G/D, central air, painted, hdw flis, me bath £ puUman Mmin. to campus - 2 bim uniu from vated. 300/350 + utilities. Sign lease caUe, large closct, 2 bathrooms, waU to New Kryptonlte Lock • StiU in package Sdidien.'___ Laandry in bldg. Heat Lie.inc. OneOne $«75 - CA, DWCable, Uundry fadUties before Christmas get a month free - 386- wall, deck, excellent security sy

\For Sale For Sale W anted Em pm h I Surfboard for Sale: 6’5" Iri Zuma Jay. Macintosh SE Computer. 1 Meg RAM Adoption: (Caucasian couple) Make Spring Break from SI99. Cancun, BUI Doyle; Tonight's die night! Hope I Brand new - uied ofr one week - match- with 20 Meg internal hard drive. your dilema our solution. You'll know Bahamas, Daytona, and Panama City. you wear your dancing shoes lonighnight I ing board bay to go with it, Asking best Excellent condition. Only $975.00 must your baby is loved and weU cared for Includes 7 nights, free beach pany, free b'cuzj^ouz you are definitely gongonna need offer. Must seU. Call John 382-3799711/ sell! Call Charlie @ 386-1914, leave and we'll become complete family. nightclub admissions and morel Book them. Can't wait!! Love ya- Shahauna message. - Also for sale brand new Please caU llene and Cart coUect after with the Best—Don’t Settle for LessI 1 - I Jeep Hard Top • Selling tan hard top w/ Lasontc portable CD/AM-FM/Dual 6:30 p.m. @ (215) - 724-6624712/ 800-724-1555720/ Bill Doyle - Hianks for the wonderful linled windowi and■ hard ■ ■ ■ doon. » . 88 Je«Jeep Cassette player. Still in box, only memories. You're a great guy. I’m look­ WnnglernglerS Sahara edition. Must lell. Call $250.00. CaU CharUe 386-1914. Great If there ar; any Freshmen out there Have a computer and a modem? If so, ing forward to spending break with you; ! John 382-3799711/ Christmas gift!/II/ willing to sell their software let me then call DngonKeep IV BBS at (215) so heat up the ^by oil and put on the know. I need the manuals and registra­ 895-2579 today! We suppon 300, 1200, rubber sheets. I’m comming over. I Apple Macintosh SE All software Wedding gown, white satin, long train, tion cards. I am paiticulary intented in and 2400 baud at 8N1 and the BBS rons Nympho. ' included. $700 o.b.o. Call Doug at H. custom made, beautiful trim matching Think Pascal. C^Dau at 985-9433711/ 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. 363-2074 or 0.673-7796711/ veU. Size 10-12. $300.00.745-8543. II1/ DragonKeep IV is ran by the DUsers, Eric — Hiank you for typing in my real­ Lost: one goM/sHver bracdeL Has gold the student Madntosh User Group locat­ ly long personals. Can't wait to go danc­ HOTIHOTIHOT! Fly to Cancun or sail Madntosh Plus 1 MB, plus lots of soft­ rings with sUver ban connecting them ed at 3025 MacAlister HaU. Our BBS ing after finals and play with my newly to the Bahamas this Spring break! wares and manual. Condition like new. together. Was high school graduatian gift has 70 megat^es of software avaUable reparied mechanical toys and such. Aniu Exceniicnal prices! Call l-gOO-484-lOOS Great price. CaU Ahcene 895-1880 (day) - lots of sentimental value! REWARD if for downloiuiing, games which you can x6mnow!l/ll/ 222-3292 (eve)711/ retuned. Call Shauna at 382-2335711/ play online ana message sections. Join Rob - good hick on your exams! Don't the other 900 users today./l 1/ study to hard because I am ready for the Ski Rack - Fiu four pairs of skis, has Laxy-boy recllncr-rocker (naugahide - Wanted-Macintosh computers and study breaks. Can't wait tU bteak. I hope key locks, and in good condition. Call dark brown) $85 obo; cot-sized M $85 peripherals wanted. High price and I get to spend our first Christmas togem- 387-8239 with best olfer712/ obo: microwave oven (.65 cu. h) $59; immediate cash offered. \^ether work­ er. Happy HoUdays to you and all your large dresser $77; medium dresser $70. ing or not, new or used. CaU Joe at (609) A nnpH nem m M boithers. -Tasha. The Mountain Bike! Red aluminum AU exceUent cond. 732-9212711/ 273-1357 any time722/ TREK 6000. Mint cond, 2 mths old and Attention!!!!! Student Congress is now 1b my Alpha Sigma Alpha sisters and hardly used. Accesories included. Call FileMaker Pro. Latest venion (original, PENN 18-20 year old males needed for taking appUcations for the position of pledges - good luck on exams. I hope and leave message with phone number. not a copy) You want it? Call Carlos at a study of drinking behavior. $50 for 3 to Provost. Any student interested must your Thanksgiving was deUcious and 387-9159711/ 4 hours of questionnaires. Call Patti send a resume and the reason why they hope your Christmas brings lots of mer­ (215)564-1509713/ Monteleone at 823-5905 or Dr. Altennan are interested in the position to either the riment, fiin and love. One gift to me is Hewlett Packard financial calculator TWo single beds (identical) with bed- at 823-6064711/ Student Congress office or the Creese aU of you. Forever friendships, Tasha. 12-C. Call and leave message with spring + manens. $60 each (non-nego- Student Desk as soon as possible712/ tiable) In perfect condition, like new. Programmer — comp-sci major to pro­ To the 2 ROTC guys and the AXP pbone number. (215) 564-1509713/ Call Carlos at 387-9159 and leave a gram in Omnis for Macintosh/PC. Ski - IntercoUegiate Ski Weeks, $189. brother who helped the stray dog out­ 1963 Comet. Qassic car w/43,000 origi­ message711/ Computerware salesrep quote system. Includes: 5 day lift ticket / 5 nights lodg­ side Creese on Tuesday- you are traly nal miles. 2nd owner. Runs and looks Hourly or project payment. ing (mountainside condo) / 5 days inter­ humanitarians as well as gentlemen. great. Just $700. Call Leo at 387- For Sale, Macintosh SE with dual disk Macintosh/PC program experience collegiate activities. Sponsored by Thanks for the help, the girl with the great. Jui drive, printer and software included. lequired 215-788-8330 (exL 168)711/ Labatt's & Mt. Sutton, Canada (just burgundy umbrella and old army rain­ 3405712/ $1050 or best offer. CaU EUeen at (215) across the Vermont border). Group lead­ coat 271-9446. Leave message711/ Computer Geeks Wanted! Eam $15;hr er discounts. Jan 5-10, Jan 12-17, and Three Used Om^a Enlargers. Needs installingArainign on IBM systems. Must Springbreak. CaU Ski Travel Unlimited EVE or Is It A, hey Uttle sis - good luck cleaning and repair but lenses are fine. 1989 Pontiac 6000 LE H V6. AC, PS, have car. CaU Jim (215) 558-0807./11/ 1-800-999-SKI-9./15/ with finals. Your on phone suspension. Asking $60 or best offer. Call Lexerd PB, AM/FM, cruise, tile 75K miles, LIOB Kristen. 895-2574. Ask for Aji71I/ excellent condition. $4500. 941- Rainforest Action Group needs student Free Travel, Cash and Excellent 6941./11/ for pait-time woik during daytime houn. Personals Steph, Shel, Kim, Mard, & Jules; The Business Experience! Openings avail­ Access to telephone requited. CaU Bruce pot is in the room next to the dead body. able for individuals or student organiza­ Borland Turbo C++ for PC. Eat in on Tuesday. Boots. tions to promote the country's most suc­ Professional version, with T. Debugger, @473-5131711/ Diana (AIA) - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! cessful Spring Break tours. Call Inter- Assembler, Profiler + whitewater January Dance Party. Drexel Dancers Hope you have an awesome b-day girUe. Metal Man - What can I say except that Campus Prognmis. 1-800-327-6013712/ resource tooUciL $125.941-6941711/ ate planning a January show and dance You've always been a great friend to me I'm sorry. Sometimes my imagination pany. We are looking for a few people to and I love you for it. Best palz always, gets the best of me. Things wiU be better Kenwood Pullout Car Stereo. File cab­ Macintosh SE for sale - 4MG RAM help us out All are welcome. Beginner Shauna (P.S. - Now that you're Anally I promise. Just remember I'll always inet. Both extremely reasonable. Call and 40MG Hard Drive. Drive is FILLED through advanced dancers. Men and legal, abwt that fake I.D. of yours...) love you. You realize that since break is Paul468-3245./ll/ with programs. Comes with a padded women. For information contact artistic coming up I'U be a pcimanent fixture in carrying case for transport between director - Jan 848-7128 or Jackie - 386- Dolores and Stacy - My wonderful your house. So Happy Holidays and Mac II cl-5 meg RAM, 40 meg Hard school and home. Best offer. CaU 382- “hot" roommates, thanks for helping me when I blow the whistle you wUl get one Drive, Apple 13" color RGB monitor w/ 0677./11/ 7553711/ out this term with everything! It's time toy and bring it back to the caipet AU Api^ 8 bu video card, Apple ext'd key­ Schedule of Masses at the Newman to clean out the freezer! Baibara my love. Your Chickie. board, mouse, 2400 baud modem, disks 1987 Plymouth Horizon 52K mi, auto­ Center. 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Triangle Sports Writer Debbie Lynn led Lady Dragon we did put together a good points, pumping in all 12 of her She made a good showing in scoring with 13 points each second half with a balanced first half points from three point both games, and was a real spark The Drexel women’s against Wagner, as the team attack and good scoring.” range. Keating helped out with in the first.” Haas noted that basketball team started the came up with SI second-half Besides Lynn and Fitzpauick, 18 points, and Reiner added 17. Reiner and sophomore Chrissy season by splitting two games points to overcome an 18-point three other Drexel players were “We shot very poorly in the Yost will be sharing about equal last weekend at the Lady Bison deficit early in the game. in double figures. Senior game against Bucknell,” said time, but that Yost is and will be Classic at Bucknell University. Head coach Lillian Haas was forward Megan Keating had 10 Haas. “But we really lost the starting now. “Chrissy started all The Lady Dragons posted a 67- pleased with the team’s first-ever points and eight rebounds, while game at the foul line.” The Lady last year, and she helps Leslie get 59 win against Wagner College performance against Wagner. freshman guard Leslie Reiner Dragons shot only 28 percent for started into her game,” Haas in the first round, but lost to host “Wagner was a very physical added 11 points, two assists and the game, and recorded 24 explained. Bucknell 77-66. team, and it took us a while to four steals in her college debut. personal fouls. The Lady Dragons came back Teammate Becky Carey Kelly Dee, a sophomore from Wednesday to post their second contributed 12 points and 11 Drexel’s Keating and Reiner win of the season, as they rebounds to the effort. were named to the All- defeated Lehigh 87-62. Reiner The Lady Dragons were Tournament team, along with was the high scorer for the game Sports Shorts forced to face Bucknell without Bucknell’s Juliet McGee, Joy with 15 points. The Lady Lynn, as she suffered a hyper­ Sandler and Wagner’s Michelle Dragons will face the University extended knee in the final Diener. of Connecticut in the first round Pellegrini wins Chris Jones Award minutes of the Wagner game. “The highlight of the of the Hartford Courant Drexel University senior forward Mike Pellegrini was named as After falling behind. Drexel weekend was probably Megan Connecticut Classic December 7- the winner of the Chris Jones Award, a newly-named award pulled to within one at the half Keating and Leslie Reiner being 8. The first home game is hononng the Player of the Year in the Philadelphia Soccer Seven. (42-41). but was unable to come named to the All-Tournament scheduled for December 30 The award, given since the league’s inception in 1979, has been up with a win. Junior Amy team,” Haas said. “It was very against Georgetown. named in honor of Chris Jones, head coach from Villanova who died of cancer last summer. Pellegrini was second in the league in goals (15), points (35) and points per game (1.94). It marks his third year as a memba of the DU competes at Bloomsburg Soccer Seven All-State squad. Drexel tied for second place in the PSS with a 3-2 record. They finished one game behind Temple, the Catherine Campbell league champions. champion from Bloomsburg. second place Penn Quakers. Drexel also placed two more players, back Mike Petrakis and C^The Triangle PeteRinella. Drexel beat the Quakers last goalie Rune Helgeland, on the PSS All-Star squad. Though Evans also lost in the season. On November 23. Drexel’s finals to a Bloomsburg wrestler. This weekend Drexel will NAC establishes new scholar award wrestlers faced off against Head Coach Jack Childs said travel to Princeton to face the Bloomsburg. Penn. Duke, that he was “pleased with Tigers and Howard University. The North Atlantic Conference announced the establishment of a Millersville, Virginia Military Evan’s performance” and Hofstra was scheduled to attend, new scholar-athlete award for each of the 20 intercollegiate sports in Institute and Franklin and thought he did “a nice job.” but was forced to cancel due to a the NAC. Marshall at the Bloomsburg Junior transfer Paul Thomas, scheduling conflict. However, Each school will nominate one scholar-athlete per sport. The who until this season had not Drexel will (ace Hofstra in a NAC Office will select one scholar-athlete from the nominations for Invitational. each sport Nominees must have a minimum 3.2 cumulative grade The team faced competition wrestled for two years, took dual meet on Feb. 7. point average and be a starter or important reserve who has from approximately 16 wrestlers third place in the heavyweight Over the holiday break some participated throughout the entire season. Freshmen are not eligible in each weight class. division. Sophomore Steve Bell of the wrestlers will be and transfer students will be eligible after the completion of one full The opposition yielded (177 lb) took fourth, and 150- competing independently at the year of academic woik. The NAC already has in place an Academic Drexel two second place pounder Rob Fieo captured fifth Midlands in Chicago and the Honor Roll which recognizes scholar-athletes who have a minimum finishes. Those finishes came on place. Sunshine Open in Florida. 3.0 grade point average. opposite sides of the scale as According to Childs, 142 lb The team will reunite on Jan. “It’s important for our conference to continue to stress academic 118 lb Owen Hibberd and 190 lb Greg Rosenbaum could have 4th at Navy with Bloomsburg, excellence,” said NAC Commissioner Stuart Haskell. “Academics Rich Evans came up short in the placed fifth, but because of a and Old Dominion. has always been the leading priority of the North Atlantic final round. injured shoulder, he was pulled Conf^ence while we continue to provide our student-athletes with competitive opportunities. We feel the NAC Scholar-Athlete Award Hibberd had it tough being out of the competition and was and the recognition that accompanies it will be an important vehicle down 4-1 in the first period of forced to take a sixth place Sailing to highlight academic achievement” the finals. Finding it hard to get finish. NAC Scholar-Athletes will be selected and announce in the back in the match, Hibberd tried Though Drexel earned fifth semester following each sport’s competitive season. to overcome his deficit but lost place as a team, only 14 points team invited 6-5 to the two-time PA state Baseball tournament goes nameless separated the Dragons and the to the Drexel, Delaware, LaSalle, Penn, Temple, Villanova West Chester and S t Joseph’s University will all be p ^ cii^tin g in an Orange annual baseball tournament at Veterans’ Stadium this spring. This tournament has all of the baseball teams it needs, but it does : ^ U B i u n v ^ : not have a name. Bowl The committee running the tournament needs your help naming it ASK FOR THE CARD THAT’S YOUR Send your suggestions for a name to Name the Tourney Contest, Regatta Care of Athletic Dept., St. Joseph’s University, 5600 City Avenue. LICENSE TO FILL. Philadelphia, PA 19131. 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Dragons open season with tough road games John Van Ness think you have to take a look at standpoint,” said Herrion. “That loss was a result of a team in scoring (61 points), the caliber of teams we’ve been “We’ve had some mental lapses lack of poise and discipline,” despite a rather low .355 Of The Triangle playing. I don’t think any of the that last for three or four minutes said Herrion. “Until we learn to shooting percentage. Jonathan The Dragons kicked off their games have been blow outs. that hurt us. We have to learn to control the ball, I don’t think Raab is just behind him with a 1991-92 campaign last week by We’ve been in every game at take care of the basketball - we’ll playing at our best. I think total of 57 points through four hitting the road to take on some halftime, we just seem to fall know when to run and when not it’s something we’ve got to games, and Clarance Armstrong of the toughest competition on apart for a few minutes in the to run. Our point guard has to correct in practice. follows with 55 points. Mike their schedule. The first four second half.” learn how to get us a good shot 1 want the team to be W isler, who pumped in 23 games were all on the road, and Drexel has managed to keep evCTy time.” completely sure of what to do points against S t Joe’s (a career were all hard games. Although all of the games close in the first Those mental lapses are easy with the ball in key situations,” high), has a total of 49 points, the team played well, their half but they have suffered from to point out in Drexel’s three added Herrion. ‘Trying to teach and Dan Leahy has a total of 37 record stands at 1-3. short second half mental lapses. losses. For example, with ten these kids how to win is not points. The first game was Monday, According to Herrion, those minutes left in the St. John’s going to be easy. It won’t Drexel’s next game will be Nov. 25, against Lehigh, who lapses are what Drexel needs to game, Drexel yielded IS happen overnight.” Dec. 18, against another tough were preseason favorites to win work on the most. “We have to unanswered points and never At this point in the season, opponent Penn State. The game the Patriot League. After get much stronger from a mental recovered. Michael Thompson leads the will be played at the Palestra. recouping from their defeat against Lehigh, the Dragons participated in the Lapchick Volleyball Tournament in Jamaica, New York. Drexel picked up their first win of the year in the first game team of that tournament Friday night against Sl Mary’s of California. However, in the second round, competes they ran into St. John’s, who shut Drexel down in the second half and ran away with the in NIVC game. The team’s third loss game occurred on Tuesday at Sl. at Ohio Joseph’s, 94-79. According head coach Bill Triangle Sports Desk Herrion, the most important point of the season came on Drexel University is currently Friday night when the Dragons facing some of the toughest recorded their first win. A well competition the program has balanced offensive effort ever seen. The Lady Dragons are highlighted the evening as four representing the North Atlantic Dragons scored in double Conference (NAC) at the figures. E)rexel picked up the 70- National Invitational Volleyball 64 victory, giving Herrion his Championships (NIVC) tourn­ first win as head coach. ament that started yesterday and Although they carry a losing will finish tomorrow at Wright record, Herrion was not terribly State University in Dayton, upset with his team’s Ohio. performance. “I don’t think Four pools of five teams will we’re playing bad basketball Head coach BUI Herrion raUies his squad at a rtctnt preseason game at the Physical Education compete in the 20 team right now,” said Herrion. “I Center. Drexel went 1-3 in their first four games. They will lake OH Penn , ^ . tournament. Drexel played State at the Palestra on Dec. 18. John Vassallo/TAe California and Arkansas State yesterday. They will play West Virginia and Notre Dame today. W omen's fall sports comes to an end If Drexel wins their pool, they will advance to the semi-finals Scott Williams to be hosted at the University of championships, a result of she has received the honor. tomorrow. The NIVC champ­ Pennsylvania. Teammate Stacy winning the North Atlantic Kopka was also named the Triangle Sports Writer ionship game is scheduled for 8 Morgues, a junior, captured the Conference championships. team’s MVP for the season, as p.m. tomorrow night The end of the fall season of Unsung Hero award. Additionally, junior setter she led the team in assists “We are just thrilled to be women’s athletics was marked The success of the volleyball Melanie Kopka was selected for (1286/11.1 average), assist making the trip, and I’m hopeful on Monday, Nov. 25, at the fall team this season is highlighted by the 1991 GTE District 2 attempts (3759) and service aces that we will play together and awards banquet According to their trip this weekend to the Academic All-American volley­ (61). Junior Sara Jurczak was give our opponents some good, Barbara Kilgour, director of National Invitational Volleyball ball team. This is the third time the Unsung Hero. solid competition,” said Head women’s athletics, “the fall The field hockey team Coach Peggy Kane-Hopton. “It programs were extremely celebrated a hard fought late will undoubtedly be three days competitive locally, regionally season comeback after a rough of outstanding volleyball.” and within the league.” start this season. The team fell Drexel finished the regular Coaches and players from just one win short of earning the season with a 23-10 record volleyball, tennis and field fourth spot in the NAC tourn­ while capturing the NAC hockey were honored at the ament championship title in their first banquet Senior Dawn Stevens was year in the league. The 1991 Aw^ds for first, second, honored as the MVP and juniw season also marked the eighth third anc^ fourth year letter- Suzanne Cox was the Unsung straight 20-win season for winners were given in each Hero. Drexel. sport, along with several other Stevens also earned a place In other volleyball news, awards, including the MVP and on the North-South Senior All- Melanie Kopka was the highest Unsung Hero awards for each Star team, as she finished a very vote-getter for the second team. productive final season at straight year for the 1991 GTE In tennis, junior co-captain Drexel. Dinrict 2 Academic All- Joan Glass received the MVP All three teams will have American volleyball team award. Glass fmished her third even stronger programs next (Pennsylvania, Maryland, consecutive winning season, year because only a few players Delaware, West Virginia, New bringing her career playing will be lost to graduation. Jersey and the District of record to 43-13 in singles and Kilgour feels that the move to Columbia). She will represent 35-10 ip doubles. the North Atlantic Conference the district on the national She'combined with soph­ was an advantageous one for Academic All-American ballot omore Cva Ruiz de Luzuriaga Drexel women’s athletics, and The GTE Academic All- to post the team's best doubles the teams look forward to American volleyball team will record (10-2 at first doubles). improved competition next be selected by the College The duo received a post­ season. \ Sports Information Directors of season invitation to the ITCA TeniUs standout JooH Glass was honored...... America and will be announced Eastern Regional Tournament as the MVP at Monday’s hanqutt. Vassallo/T/K Trumgle Dec. 18.