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Wortd AIDS day to promote education and awareness .. unexplained fever, chronic diarrhea, by CHERIE DELVECCIO and KRISTIN EZICK recurring night sweats, loss ofappe Special to the Future tiie for several days, fatigue, thrush, itchy skin rashes (different from To further make the planet Kaposi's Sarcoma), dry cough last aware of the deadly affects of the ing several d~s, nausea and vomit Acquired Immune Deficiency Syn ing. drome, World AIDS Day will cel Thrush, a fungal infection that ebrated on Dec. 1. takes advantage of the weekend "Shared Rights, Shared Re immune system, grows in the inside sponsibilities" will be its the111e and of the mouth and down the trachea is intended to recognize those living and esophagus as white patches. It with AIDS and those who have died also affects the way food tastes. -. of it; educating people about HIV Symptoms to HIV could transmission, AIDS and how the come on quickly and so could the spread of this disease can be slowed progression to full-blown AIDS. is its purpose. However, that is hot always the case. AIDS, caused by HIV (Hu AIDS is when one's T-ce11 count man Immunodeficiency Virus), is drc;>ps to below 200. That means the •• transmitted primarily through blood immune system is getting weaker and semen and attacks th~ body's and will continue to get weaker. It immune system. Specifically. HIV will be less likely to fight off infec (a retrovirus) enters a CD4 cell, tions as harmless as the common converts its own genetic material cold. (RNA) into DNA and then inserts it Very few people know that into host DNA Then the virus rep Florida ranks numper one for the licates in it~ host cell for the ]jfe of transmission of HIV among hetero that cell. sexuals. The fact is anyone can put There are four stages of HIV: themselves at risk for HIV, a virus !(."' \ HIV negative, HIV positive but pathogenic for humans that no longer asymptomatic (showing no symp just affects the homosexual com toms of HIV), IDV positive and munity. symptomatic, and HIV Disease (full Because heterosexual trans blown AIDS). A person who has mission is increasing, the rate of HIV can Ii ve without symptoms for infection for women is also on the 12 years or more, showing no out- · rise. For every male who acquires ward signs of having the virus. HIV from heterosex.ual contact, 20 Following the HIV positive females acquire it. Female-to-male asymptomatic period is the HIV transmission is much less efficient positive symptomatic period. Here, than male-to-female as reported by the patient exhibits flu-like symp toms such as swollen lymph nodes, see AIDS, page 5 New product to Students who live on campus have impact on forced to leave for holidays spread of AIDS by JACKIE WESTERMAN on campus have this opinion. Contributing writer Rice also said that her Compiled from wire reports suitemate lives in Chicago and can Special to the Future What would you do if some afford to go home, "but what if she one told you that you had to leave couldn't?" A new product from the Uni your home for a month over the Some students are very an versity ol'Florida has the possibil holidays? Students who live in the noyed that they have to leave ... How ity of revolutionizing the way the do1ms. Lake Claire apartments and am I supposed to pay for my housing world deals with AIDS. houses on Greek Row at UCF are if I can't work?" stated an upset An over-the-counter, saliva facing this dilemma .right now. Lake Claire dweller. based HIV test has been devel They will be required to leave · "I live in the dorms and my oped that detects antibodies to the from Dec. 17 tojust before classes family can ',tafford to fly me home to HIV virus rather than the actual begin in January. Boston, I guess I'll have to find virus and takes only 15 minutes to And although it happens ev someone here to stay with," said obtain results. And according to ery year during this time, it is still a Amy Reichenbach. UF, the home test is as effective, hassle for those students who work However, according to Chris Jess complicated and cheaper to or can't go home ·to family. Where topher Mclean, head of the housing perform than blood-based screen do they go? Most students go home department at UCF, there have been ing tests. to family but those of them who no complaints by either students or "This ·is the first time a sa- can't or who work, rn·ust find some parents. He also added that the hous 1i va-based screening test for HIV where else to go. ing department does its best to work - which is simple to enough to Erin Rice, who lives in the with the students by helping them allow in-home use-will be avail dorms, is going home for the holi find places to stay, sometimes at the able in ome of the countries we days but said, "I don't think it's fair Ramada . located nearby. Mclean ha\e targeted for our product photo illustration/HUNT Florida ranks number one in the transmission of AIDS for people who have no where to see PRODUCT, page 5 among heterosexuals. go." A lot of the students who live see CAMPUS, page 5
News 1-5 Opinion 6-7 Opinion . . Classifieds 8 Filmboy corrals 'Wild Bill" in features- F-4 Features 9-13 Sports 14-16 2 •The Central Florida Future •Nov. 30, 1995 Police Beat NEW SUNDASH WOLF SYSTEMS Grand Theft Arrests someone stole his bicycle from the Grand Opening Special Adrian Ellis reported that some bike rack near Lake Claire Apart Sheila Gilmer was arrested $10 off Full Set of Nails one stole $506 from his football locker ments on Nov 6. Thebicycleisa26- and charged with possession of can on Nov 9. inch men's Huffy and valued at nabis under 20 grams on Nov 14. $39.95 1 month unlimited tanning $130. l free tan with full set of nails Walter Mitchell reported that Maurice Vidal was arrested someone stole a camera from the Ellis Taylor reported that and charged with possession of can physical plant on Nov 14. someone stole his parking hand tag nabis on Nov 14. 1011 LOCKWOOD BLVD. OVIEDO from his Mustang convertible while Polk Hall resident assistant parked in lot D-1 on Nov 7. Other 365-9755 LaTonya Warren reported that some one stole a television set from the Rodrigo Rinaldi reported that Shibabaw Wayureported that Comfortable ... Convenient ... . Polk Hall lounge on Nov 18. someone stole his hand tag from his a white male failed to pay cab fare car on Nov 16. and ran from him in the area of the THAT'S Petit Theft tennis courts on Nov. 15. The cab Criminal Mischief fare was $44.75. ALAFAYA TRAIL Jennifer Dippel reported that someone stole her bicycle from the Sameer Joshi reported that Elsy Arrango reported that sidewalk of the Visual Arts building someone made a large dent just in someone stole a UCF bookstore bag APARTMENTS on Oct 31. front of the driver's door of his contaiqing her l.D. card, meal card, 2501 ALAFAYA TRAIL ORLANDO, FL 32826 Toyota Corolla on Oct 31 . dorm key and a pair of sneakers on COME SEE OUR Thomas Mack reported that Nov 13. _Timophei Ivanouskiv re 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Apartments with: someone stole his bicycle from the Andrew Haszko reported that television room of the Sigma Chi someone scraped the driver's door ported that someone removed his FREE water, sewer, & Pest Control house on Nov 3. and left rear quarter panel of his car citizen band radio antenna from his GE appliances with a sharp object on Nov 1. The truck. while it was parked in. C-2 Mini-blinds Giselle Carson, representative damage is approximately $500. parking lot on Oct 31. Carpeting ofthe UCFtheater, reported thatsome Swimming pool one stole 15of18 signs placed around James Wilnioth ofAmie Con campus on Nov 6. Theater personnel struction reported that someone had ·- Entertainment deck placed the signs around campus to tampered with three construction 2 lighted tennis courts give directions to the theater. caterpillars scrapers in parking lot Basketball court E-3 on Nov 18. Wilnioth said that Lighted, sand-pit volleyball court Kristin Congon reported that the ignitions had been tampered someone stole an electric pencil sharp with, the gas caps removed, and a • UCF ~-tu.de:n."t8-Weicome ener, valued at $20, from her offic~ in sugar and sand mixture was placed the art department on Nov 6. in the gas tanks. A note containing Open Monday Thru Friday 9-5pm profanity was placed on one of the Sat. l 0-4pm Sun. l 2-4pm Michael Boully reported that scrapers. Damage is ·estimated at (407) 275-8950 $8,000.
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• • • " T' .,, "- . . . ". Nov. 30, 1995 •The Central Florida Future• S URLANDU DUTDUURS The Family Suaalies I Greek residents, donn dwellelS forced to leave for the holidays Camping For The from RESIDENTS, page 1 Adventurous curity over the holidays was the until classes begin again in Store said this is not a new situation and reason fot ·the shut down. How Explorer January. Carrie Hassler who • • , Discount that on-campus housing has been ever, according to some people who is in the Kappa Delta sorority Mon-Sat closing down during the holidays live in Lake Ciaire, the purpose of w this ad! and lives in the house is going 9am- 7pm for more than fifteen years. the shutdown is to save money. By home to family but has some A lot of students who have not having any tenants for almost a opinions on this issue. "I'm 381-7977 8525 East Colonial Dr.• Orlando, R. 32807 to work asked for special permis whole month, UCF saves money going home, but I don'r think sion to stay but were denied. Those by keeping electricity and cleaning it's fair for the people who work who have to work or can't go · costs to a minimum. or who can't go home." "It 5l Price[ess (jift -----i home have find other accommo The dorms, Lake Claire doesn't matter to me because I dations. and the houses on Greek row don't work but it's an inconve Make a unique and personal contribution to another Mclean said the lack of se- will be closed on December 17th nience for those who do." family's happiness: Saliva-based test to poSsib/y revolutionize the way AIDS is detected Healthy women between ages 21 and 33 are needed to donate eggs for infertile couples. from TEST, page 1 national markets this fall. representatives said. launch," said Dr. Bert Del BeacQJi plans to seek U.S. Dr. Roger Clemmons, a Compensation provided. All donors are anonymous. VilJano, executive vice president Food and Drug Administration ap veterinary neurologist and asso Call Mary or Michelle at 896-7575 of Beacon Diagnostics, Inc., the proval within two years. And al ciate professor of small animal · ·"· · for informati_.. · company that developed the prod though the product wilJ be sold in clinical sciences at UF' s College uct. "The most significant of these both the over-the-counter and pro of Veterinary Medicine,. devel are Mexico, South Africa, Bra fessional versions in the intern.a oped the technology for the new Internet Access Special for students, faculty, staff. zil, the Caribbean Islands and tio_nal markets this falJ, Beacon ex test. He first developed .a test for alumnt, and their famllies Greece." pects to target professional health use in urine in 1988 and later $12.00 for 50 hours/mo. OraScreen, the name given care ~arkets in the U.S. initially, mOdified it for use in saliva. . $14.9~ ~or 100 hours/mo. to the saliva-based test, wilJ be test-marketed in selected inter- 28.8Kbps V.34 dtal-up to the World Wide Web Celebration oflife, ·· • FREE sOftware • FREE Hot List • FREE first time on-line access assistance mouming of death to be '~ .. TRAVOLTA DELIVERS A Call GDI Today at 841-3690 or 1-800-9292-GDI focus of World AIDS day HEARTBREAKING PORTRAYAL .. :' from AIDS, page 1 -TIME MAGAZINE the Journal of the American Medi "EXTREMELY POWERFUL. SUPERB cal Association. A study showed that only one male out of 72 became PERFORMANCES BY TRAVOLTA AND infected if their female partner was BELAFONTE. PROVOCATIVE AND PROFOUND." Jeffrey Lyons, SNEAK PREVIEWS and WORLD NEWS NOW . infected. But that does not mean that ABC .. men should not take precautions "TRAVOLTA PROVES AGAIN HE'S AN simply because the ratio is smaller Across from UCF! than male-to-female transmission. ACTOR You CAN'T TAKE YouR EYES OFF." ·Jeannie Williams, USA TODAY. There is always risk of exposure to .*Under New Management* HIV with any kind of sexual con "FRESH, SMART, .FUNNY AND, . tact. We offer beautiful 1 and 2 bedroom apartments ,_ How soon after a suspected ULTIMATELY, DEEPLY MOVING .. :' ·Michael Medved, SNEAK PREVIEWS, PBS TV from $375 (1 bedroom) to $425 (2 bedroom) exposure to HIV should one get tested? One should wait at least six · • Closest Apartment Complex to UCF Campus months because of the window pe riod. It takes from two weeks to six • Covered Parking months after exposure to the virus • Laundry Facilities for the body to start producing the •Pool specific antibodies to HIV that wi11 • Central Heat and Air Conditioning register on an HIV Antibody Test. These antibodies are the key indica tion that the immune system is fight ing off the foreign antigen (HIV). Therefore, merely because a person UCF tests HIV negative does not mean 12017 Solon Drive Pasture ~ that he or she has really escaped Orlando, FL 32826 infection. The window period, where (407) 273-4097 ~j infection h~s occurred but, because antibodies have yet to be produced, Office Hours (M-F)9-5pm causes the test to come back nega- tive. Although more sophisticated lab tests are available that detect the virus itself, they are not commonly WHITI MAN'S BURDIN · used due to cost. •Wide Area Coverage In a random sample around campus, students were asked to re- • Unlimited Calls ,__ spond to the statement, "'If a co 1 • Only $9.99/ Monthly worker were HIV positive, I would ... - . .... quit my job." Most students rea soned that because HIV is not trans STARTS EVER\WHERE DECEMBER I mitted through casual contact, they would not quit their job. 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tions beyond possibility for fulfill ment, remember, this, too shall pass. First, I'd like to extend my There will be better years. gratitude to my writing staff, for so There are many things you diligently submitting column after ·can do to chase the blues, and of column, with dedication unrecog these, the greatest is giving. If it is a nized by monetary reward. Blos financial burden you 're facing, con somed taient. and budding talent sidershoppingatThriftshops. There alike, your fearlessness in the face are many listed in the phone book, of the public eye is to be com and all have interesting and unique mended, and I appreciate your ef gifts that can reflect your love, and forts, and your courage. cost very little. We are all entering what is For close friends, and loved probably the. most stress-filled ones, you could make a coupon month of the year. Not only are we book for your services ... whether all faced with the financial burden it's washing the car or a backrub, of the Christmas season, the fre such gifts are sentimental, and worth The sensual pleasures of a UCF game quently distasteful duty of enter more than money can buy. · taining family members we can't Consider giving toys to the I recently had the pleasure of stand, but also, as students, we have many area charities for needy chil attendingmyfirstUCFKnightsfoot those dreaded finals to contend with. dren. The vast numbers of dollar ball game, though perhaps I'm And as if the finals aren't bad enough, stores afford even the sma11est wal stretching it a bit with the word we then have to wait for the results. let this opportunity. "pleasure." Don't get me wrong; I More many, this is a time of If you have no-where to go, thought the game was entertaining relief and enjoyment. But for far too consider participating in some of and the team played we11, but sev many, this is a timeoflone1iness and the local charity events, where just eral aspects of gridiron spectating Sudden! y, terms like "eugenics" and depression. your presence can be a gift to your disturbed me. "retroactive abortion" don't seem Forthoseofyou who are lucky community. My first negative experience so extreme .... enough to have loving families, and Any act of charity will make occurred at the ticket gate, where I at the qtrus Bowl. Most fal)S, I .. What is with these people? a few bucks to spend on gifts, please, you feel · better abouf yourself, was dumbfounded by the prices ($6 think, attend games ih a vaguely What kind of enjoyment do they get Jet it inspire you to give just a few and remind you, that despite how for general admittance, $12 for "re positive state-of-mind; we cheer for out ofpaying twelve bucks to scream moments to those Jess fortunate. alone you feel , you are not alone. serve.") Naively, I asked the girl the good plays the ho]lle team makes, · obscenities at a footba11 team? Sure, Look around you. Do you know For anyone fighting the blues, behind the counter for a student lament the mistakes, recognize tal . UCF ended up losing the game, but someone who wi II be alone? J ustthe feel free to e-mail me, I answer all discount. This earned me a pitying ent in the opponents, and generally doesn't the concept of sport account few minutes you take for a Christ my mail, and private mail is never glance, Marie Antoinette-like in its appreciate the "live" action. Some for this? I could only conclude (be mas phone call could save a life. published. condescension for the rabble, so I amount of fanaticism is acceptable, .tween visions of throttling these cre For those of you facing a dif Finally, I wish aJI of you the coughed up the cash for a $6 ticket, as long as it remains good-natured. tins) that such people have a) never ficult time ahead, take heart. These gift of love, for there is no greater fomenting dark thoughts of campus In contrast, however, is the played a sport, or b) have simply words are for you. Even though the gift. Let peace on earth be in our revolution in my head all the whiJe. behavior of this odious individual. subscribed to the notion that only season is hyped to have expecta- hearts and prayers. I managed to achieve a per Whether he was repeatedly berating complete and utter domination is to sonal revenge for these inflated a UCF player in ad hominem fash be expected of a favorite team. Web Address: http://www.gdi.net/cff/cff.html prices by sneaking into the "reserve" ion or twisting the coach's name Whatever their philosophy, section of the stands, discarding my around for ajuveni1e insult, this jerk they were a thorn in my side through E-mail: [email protected] proletariat anger and righteousness maintained a litany ofshouts, curses, out he game. I suppose I could have Opinion E-mail: Patfox @eWorld. com for the bourgeoisie benefit of sitting gotten up and moved to another closer to the field. I was feeling My hands ached to seat, but martyrdom (and the pros quite pleased with myself at this pect fora column topic) struck meat Certfral Florida Future hoodwinking of "the man," when render primitiVe the time as more appealing; I con © 1995 Campbell Communications, Inc. instant karma nailed me like an in judgment on these signed myself to a few hours on Offices: 11875 High Tech Ave., Suite 250, Orlando. FL 32817 mate in a prison shower. For in my Purgatory Mountain, on the level Newsroom : (407) 823-8192: FAX 823-9495 private gloating over beating the idiots. Oh, just give reserved for the cynical and jaded. Editor ...... Sean Perry system, I had chosen a seat next to me a few shots with Finally, I was intrigued by the Managing Editor ...... Mike White the most obnoxious "fan" on the attempts during time-outs to keep Ne\\.·s Editor ...... Jeff Hunt planet. that sling, with my the fans ' attention. At slo~ periods, Sports Editor ...... Jason Swancey Perhaps you've encountered own brand of a troupe ofentertainers would gather Features Editor ...... Derek Krause this fellow yourself. To my chagrin, at the sideline and use a giant sling Opinion Editor ...... Pat Fox he seems to follow me wherever I "projectile prize." shot to hurl ba11ed-up t-shirts into Photo Editor ...... ~ ...... Jeff Hunt go. In a darkened movie theatre, the stands. I was struck not only by Copy Editor ...... ~ ...... Richard Kannan he's the guy two rows back reading and general invectives toward the the mass pacification use for this Production Manager ...... Pete Matchett a11 theopeningcredits aloud, "warn field that would drive the most stoic device, butofits potential for"crowd improvement." Staff Writers: Doris Bloodsworth, Laura Bundy, Joe Chabus, ing" the on-screen hero of impend of Buddhists into a murderous Darren Crovitz, Omar Dajani, Justin Delias, Dan Griffin, ing danger, and predicting volubly frenzy. Very soon into the game I Driven into a rage by the Ken Jackson, Pat Karsnick, Marc Loyd, Michelle Martinez, all the plot twists for the rest us. wanted to bludgeon this person to morons next to me, my hands ached to render primitive judgment on Joseph Nadeau, David Swartz, Jr., Tim Springer, Michael White I run into this guy in the UCF death, as I had to witness.the events library all the time. I can find the on the field through the oral smog of these idiots. Oh, just give me a few Business Office: (407) 823-8054; FAX 823-9495 most quietly isolated, out-of-the his vituperative commentary. shots with that sling, with my oW"n President ...... Stephen Norris way niche of solitude on the fifth What's more, he had several brand of" projectile prize;" wecould Business Manager ...... Richard Agster floor, and this person will material- · troll-like cohorts in his calumnic start with paint-filled balloons, then Advertising Manager ...... Donald Bates, Jr. ize next to me, taking different out group, all of them chortling like move on to large, sharp rocks, and Distribution Manager ...... Jonathan Evans ward forms to annoy me in mad at every tiresome and sopho finally, grenades. This would be a Opinions expressed in The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or its doppel ganger fashion. One day, he's moric jibe uttered by their leader. truly interesting and exciting treat individual columnists and not necessarily those of the University administration or a swarthy janitor noisiJy shattering Sometimes I wonder ifl'm perhaps for the crowd, livening up those dull Board of Regents. Letters to the editor must be typed and include the author's signature, the peace of the first floor; the next, a little to critical of others; fortu periods ofinaction during the game, major, and phone number. Letters are subject to the editing of grammar and for space, and become the property of the newspaper, subject to their publication. The Central he's a gaggle of non-English speak nately, this self-qu~stioning is whileaJso eradicating certain unde Florida Future is a free, campus newspaper published twice weekly through the fall ing dudes loudly monopolizing the quickly extinguished when I'm ex sirables in the stands. After all, hasn't and spring seme. ters, and once weekly through the summer semesters. Campbell reference section, destroying silence posed to the cosmic ignorance and public maiming and death always Communications is not associated with the University ofCentral Florida. Single copies are free; additional copies may be purchased at the Future office for $.50 each. like banshees. the unsounded depths of stupidity been the most popular form of en And, now, here he was again that these troglodytes hold dc that causes them to make. So you recognizing the commonality of our After watching Paula want to eliminate those things that situation, we automatically bring Barbieri's recent comments on "A '~ustify" their assumptions, believ- ourselves some degree of accord. Current Affair" I was reminded yet ingyouarestrongenoughtosurvive The black economic force is again at how racist our society stil1 such wrenching changes. But, as an great enough that, even without di remains. Paula's comments are not example, if they exclude blacks from rection, it has initiated the backlash. appropriate for reprinting in this having never done so they have no juries, it won't be Black Liberals or Think about what a little direction paper, but suffice to say, she suc . experience at it. blacks below a certain income. You would do . ceeded in offending practically ev I believe this verdict is a wa will be hurt by this as well. To the . Given black history, it's not ery African-American whom hap try declares it was the race card tershed point. I believe this verdict black working class: They will at- remarkable that half of blacks are pened to be watching. because, if they admit it was money will kick the mainstream into high tempt to use you as a weapon. below the poverty line. It is remark- Being that she is a past girl and class, not race, that won the day., gear. They wilJ not lose an subtlety; Th.e blackcommunity is more able that half of are above it. ·It's friend ofO.J. 's,I found myself want that would jeopardize the position they will simply add unsubtle tech fragmented than the white.commu- proof, not of the fairness of the ing to write about that trial. The of the upperclass, the power elite. niques. All .manner of changes are nity can ever be. This is be.cause system but of the greatness humans rejecting the black __!I'll ______are capable of. , mainstream of America has found And to fix .ft there's talk, not of about to bes attempted, all focused Blacks in America inc_apable of ra addressing the shortcomings of the on ·affecting the behavior and a«.i community is an at · The black And think tionality because the State of Cali police and courts, but of excluding tudes of blacks, all paradoxically in tractive op ti.on to about this. Those fornia was unable to convict blacks from juries deciding cases the name of color-blind administra those blacks who economic force, who hate and fear , ,_ t Orenthal J. Simpson of murder. The involving blacks. tion. . · accept the Arneri- even without blacks have their Los Angeles Pol ice Department was White America has been I've seen a lot of different can mentality of dl.rectiOn has weaknesses as well; shown to be sloppy, convinced that massing public opinion against reactions to the mainstream's reac Ca pi ta Ii sm-as- the fissures between the current political mood in the blacks.for a decade now. But they tion: incredulity, smugness, anger. world view/life phi- initiated the the different groups country would validate their war are going ballistic over this one. Now is not the time for any qf that. losophy. Savaging ash Th• k and interests have rantless search, the bigoted officers, They have proof that a black man Rage'is.sometimes a legitimate re the black commu- backl • In only their fear of and their assumption of guilt. The .can beat their system if he's as sponse, but now we need calm _ nity is profitable.. about what a blacks in common. prosecution's poorly-planned the wealthy as they .. The last time such awareness, because we are about to Power is di- Blacks can take ad- atrics failed to eliminate the reason graphic proof was availahle, they enter into the most dangerous pe rected force.Blacks little direction · vantage of that, just able doubt that forced the jury, un burned down the town (Black riod for blacks in America since have economi~ would do. as they take advan- der the law, to find Mr. Simpson Wallstreet in Oklahoma). And Reconstruction ended. It's time to force, noteconorruc tage of the fissures NOT GUILTY ... few have found though tactics have changed (not act collectively and decisively. power. And for the entire history of between the different groups and him innocent. The joy· many ex that I believe it's not possible for Black Nationalists! It's na the USofA blacks' approach to eco- · interests in the black community. pressed at his release, was seen as those tactics to return), you can be tion time. But you have to lay the nomic power has invariably caused As an example, the ·Republi- hostility to whites. And, in truth, lieve they will try .to return their groundwork. The mainstream is white· backlash. · can party is getting a lot of support some do express a "turnabout is fair system to stability ... and that means about to direct all its considerable Even so, .the . black commu- from gambling interests nationwide. play" sentiment. After all the white getting everyone to act in ways they power toward controlling blacks. nity has greater potential for: soli- W}lat if this is brought to the atten~ people who have paid their way out can predict,. and getting the class You must get into a position to darity than the white cqmmunity tion of the religious right? What if ofjail time, America finally sees the structure back to something they control some of that power. because bla~ks recognize they share - ·we shlft attention to class divisions. bankruptcy of its criminal justice understand. Black Conservatives! You a common' vulnerability to irratio- .. play the money card specifically system when a black man was fi Because they do not under oppose many things because you nal forces. Wfiile reactions to the and willfully, while we work on nally able to play the money card .. stand how to live in a multicultural know they STILL see you as black irrational forces vary, we all rea~t.. ·getting some direction, turning our . and every newspaper in the coun- society that honors all its members; . first and are tired of the assumptions . we an must react to those fom~s. In force into power. Counting our as Americans blessings Looking for a Holiday · Feel-Good? 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The prob owed by government agents, and and genocide, unlike the Balkan lems facing America are enormous: the right to pursue our individual This Is Fall's last nations and some unfortunate Afri A broke, bloated, and often inept goals. Our Second Amendment right can countries. No part of America government, drug abuse, President to be armed is still endangered, but I e- look for us has threatened to secede for ethnic Clinton, materialism, abortion rights its future looks a little brighter. Our and lingual reasons. No one in our extended way too far, Ii berals, people right to worship is under sneak at next year! government unleashes chemical or who attack our freedoms (pardon tack, but it remains one of our most biological weapons on us, unlike that redundancy), racism, pollution, sacrosanct freedoms, and for good This is the time for you to 'SoDamn Insane' did in Iraq. reason-God Himself blessed PC/multicultural ism, gun-grabbing, We have harnessed technol and terrorism (the latter two can be America. consider writing for the Opinion ogy to solve problems. None of our combined). Our laissez{aire capitalist nuclear reactors has exploded, killed Section! Pat Fox is available system allows people to create, ac All of these trials and tribula hundreds of people and rendered cumulate, and distribute wealth. We tions must be overcome, because expansive tracts of America unin though email throughout the enjoy (and take for granted) one of we're all in this together, and we habi~able. If American ingenuity the highest standards ofliving in the owe ittoourchildren. The U.S. of A holiday season. comes through and develops fusion world. We have a supply of potable is resilient, and will triumph over power, our energy needs can be adversity; we have done it before, 1-rom all of us, Have.A Happy! water and superlative food produc fulfilled without producing waste tion capabilities. Our health care and we can do it again. I would like The Central Florida Future welcomes your letters and that remains deadly for tens of thou to sign off with: Good luck on your system needs major reform but articles. Submissions may be brought to ouroffices on disk, Faxed sands of years. 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Earth Eighteen features hard~ CD's I've heard in a long while. album as it is nearly empty of any a11y grow between records. Green some of our friends in Tampa. core veterans Jon DuPree(Void)and Sweetwater remind me a little of originality. Their press kit describes Apple's last disc bored me to death Live Joe Popp kill and their CD Greg McCulloch(Negative Ap- Oasis, but I like "the them much their music as revolutionary but this with cliched melodies and lame performance is no different. Their guitar riffs. This time around they is so much energy in the perfor- I ,. proach) playing music that is miles better. They are glam, in a Mott CD is anything but. These guys are removed from their former Dischord the Hoople sort· of way. I don't industrial Alice in Chains rip-offs, aren't any more original but do mance that your stereo will be and Touch and Go label mates. No, know any band out right now complete with AIC style vocal har- seem to be finding their own way sweating upon completion of the this is sci-Fi glam rock with a heavy making music like these guys. monies. Rick Rubin has been known to say what's been said before. disc. T-Rex influence. Synthesizers are 'nle best song is the first to occasionally sign unexcusably Reloaded has it's share of Joe Popp's greatest strength everywhere as are digital samples. single, "Superstar," a tune so derivative bands and he has done so schmaltz but l think that is a cal- is their ability to craft killer pop I Jove the sentimental, sappy, catchy Henry Kissinger would once again with God Lives Under- culated move. This band actually hooks into short tight punk songs. "The Fall Divine,'' which melds a hum long after one listen. water. seems to enjoy being cheesy, dish- Their weakness is that each song Plant -like vocal with Beatles style The rest of the album is To their credit they do come ing out overly sincere Bon Jovi sort of keeps the same format, i.e. trippy psychedelic lyrics. ?epintlu- nearly as memorable as each song up with some cool digital instru- style vocals on "TV Girl," and verse/chorus/ verse/ verse/chorus. ences are fine as far as I'm con- draws you in with a great melody mentation. LikeFilterandNIN they "Underwater." Also every song has a similar cerned, and hell, everyone else is and vicious guitar riffs. Songs like find cool noises and make them Songs like "Los Vargas," tempo. doing it why shouldn't Earth Eigh- "Cake and· Strychnine," "Feed wo~k musically. But how cari you are utterly clever, pushing the lis- Overall though this is a good Yourself," "Big Rock Show," and tener to the edge with heaviness -J teen. Listen to this CD and you feel concentrate on the positive things album with clean production and like you are in a time warp, but the "No Syrup For Your Pancakes" when every song features lame-ass during the verse and then smooth- excellent son_gs. The guitars rip band's sense of humor keeps them all rock and show a sense of hu- Layne Staley/ Jerry Cantrell ing thi.ngs out with a brilliant cl as- and the rhythm section is excel- from Kingdom Come status. mor at the same time, a cornbina- wannabe vocals? Even the coolest sic rock chorus. Definitely the best lent. The only thing holding these A really cool listening experi- ._tion that has been missing in mu- tunes on the album are laughable song on the disc. B- guys back is a lack of variety. B+ ence. Marc Bolan would be proud. B+ sic for a while. A because of the Jack of originality. D Reviews by Mike White f~eatures ed AorizoH... 'J-2 WU!d BUUJ ... 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Both participants lead I BOYS their divisions by only one game A 10-5 finish on a Thanks- willhavetheirshowdowninCheese OAKLAND RAIDERS giving week of football leaves my country an hour past high noon. The game. The Oakland Raid The road to the Super Bowl in and are trying to catch Dallas and record at 110-69 for the season. Brett Favre should gain Pro Bowl ers season has been enveloped in the NFC will go through Texas Sta Kansas City, respectively for home Here's another fifteen games for consideration and has led the pack hype. They've been labeled as the dium. The Boys hold the top record field advantage throughout the play you to feast on: to the head of the pack in the Norris. top team in the AFC, and are ex in the NFC by two games over San offs. These Super Bowl mainstays NEW YORK GIANTS @ Jeff Blake has proved he's for real pected by many to make it to the FranciscoandGreenBay. Theironly still have a Jot to prove, and this ARIZONA CARDINALS andhasmadeamediocreCincinnati Super Bowl. All this hype, despite losses pave been to ·the Niners and matchup will show who's for real With the top two teams in team dangerous and exciting. As the fact that they're only the second these same Redskins earlier in the and who isn't. San Francisco 31 college football and the NFL on always, the Bengals will play hard best team in the division. Earlier this year. Heath Shul~r gets another crack Buffalo 6 their way to Arizona to decide the and challenge but Favre shall over year, they were defeated in one of at the QB ~pot, and the Cowboys get Jeague and national championships come. Green Bay 38 Cincinnati 33 the greatest games of the year by the anotherc(ack at the Skins. Dal las 27 CIDCAGO BEARS @ DE in January, the football Gods de- HOUSTON OILERS @ Kansas City Chiefs. KC still has not was_h_ingt9n JO TROIT LIONS _, l cided that Arizon~ couldn' t hog up PITISBURGH STEELERS gotten the respect it deserves. This PHILADELPHIA EAGLES The Lions have finally jelled all the good football games. Hence, The resurgent Steelers have game will say a lot about who the @ SEA TILE SEAHA WKS and have made a tight NFC Cemral this match up was created. But hey, resurfaced as the class of the AFC top team truly is. Kansas City 23 Dennis Erikson's boys got race tighter. Barry Sanders is no if you're into smash mouth rushing Central, and have found a way to Oakland 17 taken out by the New York Jets last longer the lone offensive option on football, this one's for you, because play defense with out injured CLEVELANDBROWNS@ week and will find themselves up the team and Scott Mitchell has neitherteamcanpass.NewYork24 mrnerback Rod Woodson. Talk of SAN DIEGO CHARGERS against a much tougher for in Philly developed into the QB Detroit is Arizona 13 another run at the Super Bowl has The pre-season expectations this week. RB Chris warren is the paying an arm and a leg for. Da ATLANTA FALCONS @ the Steel City buzzing. The Oilers for these two teams did not include AFC's leading rusher and he'll have Bears seem to have lost some of MIAMI DOLPHINS are a scary team whose main goal 4-8 records at this juncture of the a tough task running against the their defensive firepower, but have Dan Marino will shatter an- each week is to compete and stay se~on. After all, these Chargers are tough Philly 'D'. Th_e Seahawks compensated for it with their in other record this week when he with theiropponent. However, these the_reigning AFC champs while the will put a scare in the Eagles but will creased offensive punch. This baby passes for yet another 300-yard are the Oilslicks and there's bound Browns were on the rise. Injuries fall just short. Philadelphia 24 Se will go down to the wire, with Jason game. At this point, who cares? The to be an oil spill sometime. Pitts here and a move there and the sea attle 21 Hanson winning it in the end. De Phins have lost every time he breaks burgh 20 Houston 0 son goes down the toilet. The loser BUFFALO. BILLS @ SAN troit 30 Chicago 27 a record, but the only record Marino NEW ORLEANS SAINTS isconcernedaboutisthedisappoint- @NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ing 6-6 mark Miami has compiled I'm not going to say it this thisseason.Despiteallofthemoney time, because I don't want to jinx Miamispenttryingtobuy achampi- the Pats, but OK he ·wm. They're onship,theonlythingthey'veproven back and they're going to make a isthatTomOlivadotti'sdefenseisa serious run at the playoffs. Drew failure and couldn't stop a good Bledsoe to Ben Coates has finally EDGE SALUTES MEN'S INTRAMURAL EXCELLENCE high school team, much less the begun to produce 13 weeks into the Jone remaining run-and-shoot squad .. ·season. The Saints have struggled UCF Recreational Services 1995-96 Intramural Baske~ball Standings Atlanta 34 Miami 30 allyearc;!.ndsincetheywon'tchange, TAMPA BAY BUCCA- coaches,whychangepatterns.New Red B (RB) Centourious (CA) NEERS @ MINNESOTA VI- England 37 New Orleans 13 Wins · Losses Wins Losses KINGS ST. LOUIS RAMS @ NEW Cartel 0 Game Time 1 0 Funky But Cool 0 PCAC 1 0 It's gut check time. The most YORK JETS Rim Shakers 0 Tn.1e Playaz 1 0 entertaining division in football The Rams were spit on and SAElll 1 0 Firemen 0 showcasesthefirstofkeymatchups slapped in the face by the49'ers last Team BSU 1 0 Run and Gun 0 Army ROTC 0 1 Straight Jackets 0 this week, with the second being week. In an earlier meeting when SAEIV 0 1 played on Monday night. Tampa the Rams and Niners were tied atop Shobi Gold 0 White Bay, the team nobody wants, find the division with identical records, Sinfonia Gold 0 HASA 0 Too Much Heat 0 Jade Crew 0 themselves in a position that they' re San Fran smacked St. Louis around MUG EN 1 0 not very experienced in- conten- and then told them in post game Fraternity Gold (GD) SPE Ill 1 0 tion. Butthat situation could evapo- comments that they sucked and LXA 1 0 - . AKP 0 1 PKA 1 0 Killer Instinct 0 rate really quickly if the Bucs con- things would never change. Last SAE 1 0 Sinfornia Red 0 tinue to stumble offensively and week was the Rams at retribution, ATO 0 1 Young Guns 0 defensively. Run and pass, offense but they fell flat on their face, get sx 0 TKE 0 verses defense, this game of con- tingbulliedaroundonceagain. Some Pegasus (PB) FCA 2 0 trast will send one of these teams things never change. With that said, Team Providence 2 0 playoff hopes down the drain. Min- I'll take my turn at spitting on the Fraternity Black (BL) The Dogg Pound 2 0 nesota 27 Tampa Bay 20 Rams, despite the fact that it det}es Acacia 1 0 Air Force 1 1 Fiji 1 0 Firebirds 1 1 INDIANAPOLIS COLTS @ all logic to think the Jets have the SPE 1 0 Below the Rim 0 2 CAROLINA PANTHERS talent to win two in a row. New CVI 0 1 SPE Pledges 0 2 DU 0 1 Underdogs 0 2 Marshall Faulk and the boys York 18 St. Louis 16 KS 0 1 have leaped into the thick of the JACKSONVILLE JAG- Fraternity B (FB) playoff race, which wasn't exactly UARS @DENVER BRONCOS Hercules (HA) SAEll 2 0 hard to do considering how many It'sabouttimetheJaguarsget Alley Upsilon 2 0 SXll 2 0 Bus Drivers 2 0 SXlll 2 0 - quality teams there are in the AFC. their ass beat. I'm sorry, but its true. Rim Rockers 1 1 SPEii 1 0 The Panthers will try to play spoiler My heart goes out to the poor Jags The Stings 1 1 LXAlll 1 1 Mudcats 0 2 PKAlll 1 1 as they continue to rack up experi- who seem to lose in the final min Phi Slamma Jamma 0 2 Fiji II 0 2 ence and respect. Unfortunately, utes every week. Jax isn't talented . they lack a capable running attack enoughtoblowoutanybody,sothey and will find themselves in over might as well get destroyed. Maybe their heads. It's crunch time Caro- theywon'tfeel thatbad.JohnElway Jina. Time for the little boys to step and Denver, struggling themselves, aside. Indianapolis 23 Carolina 6 will be more than happy to test out CINCINNATI BENGALS my theory. Denver 41 Jacksonville @ GREEN BAY PACKERS 7 TwotopyounggunningQB's KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ Earn extra cash during your holiday break. 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In Trans America Athletic Conference two years of confere!1ce play the in 1978, the league has gro \:V n in Cougars have compiled a 29-3 mem bers and level of pl ay each record agains.t:conferenceopponents year. This season Florida Atlantic and in l 994 became the first and opens its first season in conference only TAAC team to receive an at play, while Jacksonville State Uni large bid from the NCAA tourna versity (Ala.) gets its TAAC tenure ment committee~ They ' re still ineli underway. gibie to play in the.conference tour The conference has gained ney this year and they ' II now have to more and more respect from the deal with the loss of do it all guard national media and NCAA tourna Marion Busby to graduation. All ment committee and has placed em TAAC center Thaddeous Delaney phasis on growth. The T AAC will returns to dominate TAAC big men, feature a divi sional schedule for the while head coach John Kresse will first time in its 18 year history. The look for big years from juniors An conference setup breaks down as thony Johnson, Rodney Connor, and follows: Playing in the east are the Stacy Harris. Freshman Jermel College of Charleston, Campbell, President may be the man who takes and the Florida schools-Stetson, over for Busby at the two guard. photo/ SOLARES Florida Atlantic, Florida Interna Florida International returns FIU celebrate their TAAC Tournament victory at the UCF Arena last season. If the Golden Knights are to win the TAAC this season they'll also have to do so on ~he road (at Stetson). tional, and UCF. The west houses just one starter from ·last year's Samford, Mercer, SE Louisiana, TAAC tournament winning squad. Florida Atlantic's first sea helps that both of them are quality returnee. Georgia State, Jacksonville State, .· Scott Forbes, a member of the TAAC son in the TAAC doesn't look very players. Sam Bowie and Glenn Centenary's Tommy and Centenary. AH-Tournament team last year is promising. Rookie head coach Charles will have to carry John Vardeman, the dean of T AAC TAAC player of the year ·rhe lone experienced returnee. New Kevin Billem1an will look to Cedric Lyles' squad as they struggle to coaches, is expecting a vastly im Kerry Blackshear returns to team head coach Marcos "Shakey'' Peoples and Craig Buchanan for round up their remaining starters. proved team this year.James Har:vey with last year's top TAAC new Rodriguez will probably be starting scoring punch. . . Georgia State head coacn returns to lead the team while An comer Jason Alexander to lead the three freshmen and juco transfer The TAAC West is expected . Carter Wilson will be looking for thony Stephens and Aijay Fareman Stetson Hatters into battle and into Dedric Taylor at the point. They'll 'to be dominated by the Samford more consistency from his Panthers. will be solid contributors. the role of favorite in the TAAC be a perimeter oriented team who Bulldogs. John Brady wiII run his All-TAAC forward Terrence Bran The TAAC' s newest squad, East. New coach Randy Brown is will be looking for an identity this . offense through superstars Jonathan don comes back even stronger, while the iacksonville State Gamecocks looking for balanced play from his year. Pixley and Joey Davenport. Both 5'9" sophomore Rodney Hamilton will not fair too well in their inaugu team and is looking for his dynamic Campbell struggled mightily arepreseasonAll-TAACpicks.6'1" will take over at the point.. ral seasoh. Freshmen fill the squad, duo to be a force to be reckoned in their first TAAC season, but head juco transfer Menterra Gurley will Mercer lost close to 50% of which according to coach Bill Jones, with. Six foot freshman Kenneth coach Billy Lee expects the team to be one of the top newcomers in the theiroffensive production to gradu make practice interesting. Seniors Johnson from Miami's Norland be improved in every area of the conference this season. Th~ Bull ation and coach Bill Hodges got Tracey Posey and Ed Coleman will High has looked good in practice · game. Senior Scott Neely is back dogs are deep and will make a seri more bad news as freshman Steve lead t~e team. and has earned a startiog spot in the after redshirting last year for medi ous run at the NCAA tournament. Davis could miss yet another year That's howtheTAACshapes Hatters lineup. With the conference cal reasons. He'll team with senior Southeastern Louisiana re with a torn ACL, leaving a gaping up.As always, there are contenders tourney being held in their home Dan Pogue to give the Camels a turns only two players who played hole at the point guard slot. Senior and pretenders, but just enough gym the Hats are the favorite to earn strong back court. Division I basketball last season . It guard Reggie Elliott is their top drama to make the season exciting. UCF looks to rebuild this season with a little.help from their freshmen D Despite having a son games. have to aid the newcomers in their Despite all the unforeseen transitions from high school and young team the circumstances, UCF is still striv juco ball. Golden Knights have ing for progress. "We're going to be looking high expectations. "Our goal for the season is for a lot from Howard (Porter), to survive," said coach Kirk Abel (Herrera), Chris (West), and by TONY MEJIA Speraw. "Most of the team is Reid (Ketteler)," Speraw said. Staff writer young and they have to gain expe "They're going to have to set the rience. You never know what example and the foundation for UCF has finally tipped off you're going to get from teams the team's success. They wi 11 have their basketball season after a pair like this. We hope we can be com to produce." '·' of. disappointing exhibition petitive and get our guys key min It remains to be seen exactly matches where they were edged utes ." how well key seniors .like Porter by Moscow's Red Army and The situation the Knights and Herrera mesh with the new trounced by Gainesville AAU. find themselves in as they open guys, and how players like sopho Palm Beach Atlantic heads the regular season gives them the more Tony Marlow adapt to their in to face the Knights, who have opportunity to see what the new new expanded roles. The success gone through a couple of changes comers can do. Freshman big man UCF has in those departments will during the preseason. Sophomore Brad Tice will see plenty of time undoubtedly determine how they guard David Anderson has left the in the post, junior transfer Harry do in the regular season. They can team and has decided to transfer, Kennedy and freshman Brad only hope that everything would while freshman Davin Granberry Traina will see time on the wing, have come together by the time finds himself out of action with and impressive freshman guard the TAAC season schedule gets back problems. Eric Riggs will get an opportunity underway in mid January. The team is also trying to to run the show. When Granberry This season will be a pivotal get by without the presence oney gets back in action you can expect one in team history whetheror not junior transfer Stacey Castle, who to see him get his chance in the the team produces immediately. is expected to eat up minutes at front court. Most of these players will be the guard slots. After transferring Perhaps the most important around for a while, and any expe photo/ SOLARES from Wake Forest , Castle was ingredient that this team will be rience that can be gained will UCF will be relying on senior forward Howard Porter for ruled academically ineligible for looking for is the veteran leader surely affect UCF basketball for power. Last season Porter averaged seven boards a game. at least the first four regular sea- ship of their seniors, who will years to come.