\"'"t Wednesday, April 8, 1998 • Vol. XXXI N~ THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Payton scores big with ND fans 'MOTIVATION COMES FROM YOURSELF. 1 WANTED TO BE THE BEST THAT I COULD BE. I WANTED TO BE TRUTH.. FUL TO MYSELF. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KEEP YOUR DREAMS FROM COMING TRUE IS YOU.'
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By COLLEEN McCARTHY need to bring the young and old er. News Writer people together," he continued. "Believe it or not. the first time I Bringing the young and old touched a football, I ran 60 yards In football Hall-of-Farner together is a goal that Payton in the wrong direction," he said. Walter Payton's 13-year career, continues to strive for by reaching One of Payton's most memo he rushed for a record 16,726 out and helping children. His goal rable moments came during his yards, was a nine-time pro bowl began when he chose a double last game when he reflected on selection and played in 186 con major in special education and his career as a player. secutive games. psychology in college because of "My last game, people started Add to that list of accomplish the joy he derived from helping chanting," he said. "We had some ments the ability to give the people. bad teams when I was in imposing Stepan Center a living Payton credits football with Chicago. The reason I stayed was room-type atmosphere. helping him reach out to children. my mom and dad. They said I Payton came down to the "To be able to reach a child couldn't quit. When I came to floor of Stepan from the podium today, [the child] has to have Chicago I was scared but my to begin his question and some kind of foundation. You mom said to me, 'You do the best answer session with the audi have to build trust. You have to you can do. Don't try to change ence who had gathered to hear get their attention. Fortunately, anyone else until you change him speak and began by telling football has afforded me this yourself."' the audience his dislike for opportunity," he said. Payton also addressed the fact shortened forms of names. Additionally, Payton discussed that he didn't score a touchdown "There's no way I'm answer his belief that people impel them in the 1986 Super Bowl. ing to Wally," Payton said. selves to succeed. "I was disappointed for about Payton then asked the audi "Motivation comes from your 10 seconds and then it didn't ence, asking what they believed self. I always wanted to be the matter," he said. is the world's most valuable best that I could be. I wanted to Off th~ football field, Payton resource. be truthful to myself," he said. also had other endeavors and "The young people are our "The only thing that can keep admitted to being on Soul Train. most valuable resource," he your dreams from coming true is "Let's get it out of the way. I said. "They are able to do any you." had bell bottoms and I had a big thing and it's up to the old peo "If money is your motivator, afro," he said. ple to give them the knowl you'll never reach your full poten His final thoughts included edge." tial. Why? Because no matter leaving the students in the office Payton continued by saying how much we're paid, we don't with advice. that the second most important think we're paid enough," Payton "This is the best time of your resource is elderly people. said. life when you can be almost "Why are they important?" When looking back on his foot grown up and almost be little. Payton asked. "Because they ball career, Payton offered insight You can go back and forth. Please didn't get old by being stupid. into his beginnings as an enjoy it, this is the best time of Everyday you can learn some athlete,including his most cher your life." thing from them. That's why we ished moment as a football play- Foundation honors MBA student By REBECCA HAMMEL skills to get beyond where they ty members, Notre Dame's News Writer are, according to Gregory." development office, corporations In nominating Gregory for the engaged in business in South Valerie Gregory, a first year Graduate Business Foundation Africa, private foundations, the MBA student at the University of award, Rebecca Mela, assistant Wharton School of Business and By M. SHANNON RYAN · Saint Mary's Editor Notre Dame, recently received dean for the MBA Program, the University of Capetown. the 1998 Student Leadership wrote, "Valerie conducted a Father Oliver Williams, a fre thorough asses~ment of real quent visitor to South Africa and •Hopipg their.§ilenee will s:pe~k ltn,t(iJY for th~ hushed Award from the Graduate voices Qf gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders, Notre Business Foundation for her world problem having impact on an expert on the country's polit Dame and Saint· Mary's students will remain quiet from contribution to the establish not only business but also the ical and economic situation, will 8 a.m. p.m. today as part of the Day ofSilence. ment of the South African Small personal lives of individuals in a act as the faculty liaison for the to 5 Nation().! its one of 170 page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Wednesday, April 8, 1998 • INSIDE COLUMN Cheer, cheer, for old Notre Ivy League, Brown tuitions reach record high PROVIDENCE, R.I. 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All reproduction rights arc reserved. V1a Associated Press GraphicsNet Dallas 80 48 Lincoln 48 39 Seattle 54 40 a e 3 ' omens ews Wednesday, April 8, 1~98 WOMEN AND ART Saint Mary's artists launch careers By SHANA'E TATE Barbee "created draw News Writer ings using soft pastels to depict objects that deal The first of two groups of Saint with a color association Mary's art majors presented their that evokes certain sen senior comprehensive exhibitions this sations such as anger week, ·displaying the culmination of and peacefulness." four years of studio training and study. Bohan's work is enti "This is a wonderful opportunity for tled "Journey of Faith." seniors to develop a body of work," One of her pieces is a said K. Johnson Bowles, the Moreau group of sculptures that Galleries director. describes "her identity as The first exhibition features work by a woman in the church." Bachelor of Arts/Bachelor of Fine Arts Dawson titled her work degree candidates Alisha Barbee "Angelic Intercessions." Guerrilla Girls act Catherine Bohan, Kristi Dawson: "In my work I have Allison Holloway and Elizabeth tried to capture those Sporleder. personalities that make as advocates for 'The art department is very proud my friends guardian of their students and is always very angels," Dawson said. pleased with the professionalism and "Sisters" is the title of women's artwork seriousness that the students exhibit Holloway's comprehen in doing their comprehensives," sive work. Holloway interviewed six Holy By LISA MAXBAUER Bowles said. The Observer/Manuela Hernandez The projects allow students to Cross sisters about their Elizabeth Sporleder stands next to one of her works. Women's News Writer demonstrate their ability to integrate lives and experiences in and researching what they would like visual perception, imagination and sisterhood. Guerrilla warfare usually defined as surprise raids to do," Bowles said of the projects. expression. Each student's exhibition Holloway believes that the mission led by small military forces has taken on a new face Some art students use their compre is the result of creative research in a of her work is "to help people see why in the art world. hensive to produce a portfolio for chosen area such as fibers, painting, any strong woman would want to do The Guerrilla Girls, a feminist collective of artists graduate school. Other students hope sculpture or ceramics. According to God's will." and art professionals which "fights" the discrimina to use their comprehensive as an exhi Bowles, these exhibits allow students Sporleder's exhibition consists of tion towards women that they say is prevalent in art bition at a gallery in the future. "to be a practicing artist." five life-size oil paintings. According to history. The group's weapons consist not of smuggled The second exhibition will begin Barbee displayed her "psychedelic Sporleder, the goal is for "each figure machine guns, but of plastic gorilla masks. Their April 14 displaying work by Jessica impressions" in this week's introduc to have a sense of presence" by main message is that female artists have been con Lentych, Karen Mendlik, Kim tory exhibit. "creat[ingl a relationship between the sistently overlooked and undervalued and should be Michalik, Courtney MoHan, Poogie With nature as her central theme, painting and the viewer." adequately recognized. "It is a big investigation into ideas Sherer and Lisa Svelmoe. The group mainly spreads its message of injustice through aggressive posters that show a humorous ...... lliSlllllllllffiiill~- side to feminism. Since its founding in 1985, the group has posted nearly one hundred of these satir ical "public service announcements." The Guerrilla Girls further their cause by attaching posters to the sides of public buses and the stalls of museum bath rooms. The posters feature examples of sexism and racism among cultural institutions the U. S. Government, the American legal system and the Catholic Church. Other messages communicate feel ings regarding rape, abortion and earning wages. One of their posters displays a dollar bill with a dot ted line cutting through it. It reads: "Women artists earn only 1/3 of what men artists do." The Guerrilla Girls also attend museum exhibits and art organization meetings to loudly voice their opinions about the present state of the art world. However, they utilize the element of surprise as their key asset. They make the claim, "we could be any one; we are everywhere." This alludes to yet another unique aspect of the group: complete individual anonymity. According to group members, they "wear gorilla masks to keep the focus on the issues rather than on our personal ities." They also assume the names of deceased female artists when they appear in public interviews. Gina Costa, a specialist at the Snite Museum of Notre Dame, said that this anonymity is necessary to "present a unified voice." Robert Haywood, an art professor at Notre Dame, has witnessed the Guerrilla Girls in action in New York City. He said that the activist group employs "disruptive tactics modeled after civil disobedience [where they) embarrass museums and galleries to expose their sexist and biased practices." Haywood believes the Guerrilla Girls' "in-your face" approach has made a difference in the art world. "It has made people aware ... [and) account able for the sex of the artists represented," Haywood said. Costa feels their message is a necessary one because the inequalities of the art world remain so evident. "Some men dismiss them as a bunch of women on the attack, [but] when they speak, people listen," Costa said. The group has also entered the world of publishing to communicate their message more holistically. Their latest book, The Guerrilla Girls' Bedside Companion to the History of Western Art, attempts to rewrite art history as art "herstory" by adding the women artists to centuries of lost culture. ----~~------~------~------~------~-- page 4 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS Wednesday, April 8, 1998 • CORRECTION Additionally. a photograph on SMC Redbud workshops offer the back page was incorrectly identified as being freshman A headline in yesterday's edi~ Maura Doyle of the women's tiqn of The Observer misspelled lacrosse team. The person pic sumiTier lessons in fine arts the mun¢ of the Laetare Medal, tured is freshman Courtney one of the most prestigious Calabrese. awards conferred upon Catholics The Observer regrets the errors. in the U.S. CASTING & ANGLING CLINIC Three Sessions 6:00-7: 15 PM Open to ND Students & Employees $8.00 Class Fee CLASS DAT~S APRIL 14 .· . Photo courtesy of K. Johnson Bowles APRIL 21 Saint Mary's junior Amy Fors (right) learns the methods of hand building clay from instructor Gundega APRIL 23 Penekis in a ceramics class taught during the Redbud '97 summer workshops. By SARA COX The deadline for registration is May 1. Classes Held in the joyce Center, News Writer "I loved being with the people," said Amy Rolfs & Campus Lakes Fors, a former Redbud student. "We describe Equipment Provided but Bring Own if Possible The Art Department of Saint Mary's College Redbud as a gathering of the mind and spirit. It Register in Advance at RecSports is again planning its annual Redbud Fine Arts was so much fun." Workshops. Coordinated by K. Johnson Rowles, Moreau Galleries direc tor, this two-week intensive pro FOR tbc EDUCATION aud RESEARCH COMMUNITY gram offers students and faculty a chance to live and work in a natural environment. "The students are all together and really relaxed with an encouraging faculty," said Bowles. "Students have class all day and activities at night, all with an emphasis on art and nature." The program oilers five courses including ceramics, creative writ ing, fibers, etching and sculpture. High points in the courses include building and firing a "paper" kiln, nature writing, pattern and imagery design. relief printing and sculpturing boxes using nat ural and human-made materials. The program is ideal for stu dents taking heavy academic loads during the school year who may not have time for summer school. Redbud credits are con sidered elective course credits [unless denoted SMC CORE] and in most cases, transferable to other institutions. "It's wonderful for people to get away from school and dwell into their creativity. It's a blast," said Jill Feller, a two-year Redbud student. Students reside at Camp Millhouse, a natural preserve ten miles southwest of South Bend. The campground includes hiking trails and recreational facilities. The cost is $850 plus a lab fee which includes room and board, tuition and transportation between Saint Mary's and the camp. Financial assistance is available. or last relief from the nagging ad1l' oj taxes, \\'e \\'hat L"isc do SR:\s ollt-r'! :\full rangl' ol 1n\t'>1nwnl Founded in 1975, Redbud is F·ecommcnd T!A:\-CREF SR.\s. S!C\s arc tax L·hoice~. a ht:'lpt"ulloan feature, and the linant·ialL·xpt.·rti~t· continuing its 24th year challeng deferred annuities that can help you lntild ;tdditional ol' Tl. \:\-C REF. dw \\'odd's largest n·ti1·ement S\ >l<'lll ing students of all abilities and a=--~ets-money that can mal·a· tht' diHL't'C'IIl«' between experience levels. 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FUTURE810TICS VITK -28.57 -1.000 2.500 JPE INC JPEI -26.47 -1.125 :1.125 Airport after COMPUTER LEARNING CLCX -26.24 -4.62S 13.000 PDKLABS - PFD A PDKLP -25.67 -1.650 4.750 ENHANCED SERVICE ESVS -2S.53 -1.500 4.375 flight f_rom Havan~· page 6 Wednesday, April 8, 1998 development as she worked to set up the program in Gregory South Africa. She received a continued from page 1 bachelor's degree in International Affairs and experiences with the MBA French and a master's degree Program at Notre Dame. in International Economics "We really have a school and Development from that is supportive of student George Washington initiatives," said Gregory. "I University in 1988 and 1991, am hopeful that it will respectively. Before enrolling encourage students to get in the MBA Program at Notre more involved in internation Dame, Gregory served as a al development work and program officer for three bring forth their own ideas. " years in the U.S. Department Gregory used her profes of the Treasury and as a pro sional background in the area ject administrator for two of international business years with the Chemonics International in Washington. down and think, even if it's just at dinner," Araman said. "Then Silence they can come to their own Weditasda9 & April continued from page 1 conclusions. With the caliber lof Notre Dame students]. I think The goal of the ~vent can be there's hope that something summed up in one simple can be done." ALUKRI•SEHI8R CLUB word, according to participant The day of silence will burst Chris Araman: education. into an evening of noise with a "So many people on this cam rally beginning at 5 p.m. at pus are afraid to enlighten Fieldhouse Mall, signifying the themselves on this topic, said conclusion to the silence. Araman." For several hours, speeches Because of the topic's weight, will be delivered and campus participants are hoping that bands such as Skalcoholics and S2.00 Atl-YOij-(Atv-tAl even if many students are Letter 8 will perform. shocked, the event still will "[Ending this way) will hope have a powerful, positive effect. fully show that the day was (Ui(Kf~ Wi~65!!! "I hope it will make people sit successful." said Hellrung, "and Here it is Easter Week, and maybe you don't know yet what you're doing next year? Guess what! You're needed.! No Summer Plans?? To teach: Religion Social Studies English SuMMeR SeRviCe Mathematics Physical Education PRoJEcTS Science Biology Or to build: VAJLABLE (ND students only) As a carpenter. A •$1, 700 Scholarship/3 credits Call Us. You Can Help! Cap Corps Midwest •8 Weeks volunteer work Capuchin Franciscan In Cities of ND Alumni Clubs Volunteer Corps 301 Church Street Mt. 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Wayne Boys & Girls Club (car) Fort Lauderdale Covent House- teens (male-car) Idaho La Posada - migrant workers (spanish) April16- April20 Indianapolis St. Phillip Neri -kids program Kokomo, IN YWCA shelter for women and kids COME TO THE FIRST Michigan City,IN camp for devel. disabled adults Plymouth, IN Boys & Girls Club CLINIC Dixon, IL Disabilities program April 16; 6-9 pm and more SOCIAL JACC- Auxiliary Gym (Pit) CONCERNS Stop in for more information or call: Sue Cunningham 1-7867 or Erika Fuehrmeyer 4-1384 All NO and SMC Women invited[ ------~------·------~ Wednesday, April 8, 1998 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS page 7 Dallmayr: Grassroots globalization is a better alternative By KATHLEEN O'BRIEN the topic· "Globalization: Curse roots globalization] seems to be ly occurred through the spread tive or negative has yet to be News Writer or Promise?" the only promising path today, of Western culture to other resolved. Dallmayr commented He approached the topic from the path which preserves the countries, such as those in the that although globalization can Grassroots globalization that the theoretical point of view, promise of globalization," said Third World. generate new dynamism in tra begins on the local level is a referencing the writings of Dallmayr, a fellow in the Kroc As part of this Western ditional societies by freeing the better alternative than funda prominent Western thinkers, Institute for International Peace expansion, the United States under castes, many local lead mentalism or global hegemonic evaluative assessments by Studies. now has a greater influence on ers in Third World countries domination, according to Notre those affected by globalization Globalization is a world-wide other countries than any other view it as a curse because it Dame professor Fred Dallmayr. and the theory that the world is phenomenon, and as part of country has had throughout has often come through colo Dallmayr lectured in the far from being one global soci this process, borders between history, Dallmayr said. nization. When taken too far, Hesburgh Center for Inter ety. nations and cultures are bro The question of whether glob remarked Dallmayr, globaliza national Studies yesterday on "In many ways, this [grass- ken down. This has traditional- alization has been largely posi- tion can contribute to inequali- ties and marginalization by overshadowing the historical and traditional dimensions of humankind. • "Globalization is by no means beyond controversy as we know it," Dallmayr said. Two of the main driving forces of globalization are the nation-state and the eco nomic market, commented Interested in being on the Dallmayr. He put forth the possibility that a third force of independent organizations in civil society can act as a mediating institution between the local and the SLF committee next year? national. Dallmayr mentioned sever al key figures who have sup ported grassroots globaliza tion, including Martin Luther Pick up an King, Jr.; Mother Teresa, Gandhi, and Socrates. application outside Through cross-cultural dia logue and interaction, along with advocacy for the spread the SUB office. Due Friday, of cultures beyond tradition al borders, Dallmayr believes that grassroots globalization can be successful, although P~pril 17 the historical momentum is ..... in the opposite direction . "Grassroots globalization can only be seen as a pledge, For information call jim Bilek at 4-1744 not a promise," Dallmayr • commented . The Jacques Maritain Center presents John and Anne Paulk Five years prior to meeting each other, John and Anne Paulk dramatically embarked upon leaving their respective gay life styles. Their quest for answers led them to Exodus International, the nation's oldest organization aimed at helping men and women overcome their homosexual desires. It was there that they met, became friends, fell in love, and eventually married in 1992. Since then the Paulks have shared their remarkable story of transformation extensively in national and international media, including Oprah, Good Morning America, ABC's World News Tonight, and most recently, in a segment that aired three weeks ago, 60-Minutes. John began a Christian ministry to help those who were searching for freedom from their homosexual called the Portland Fellowship. Anne became president of the Oregon affiliate of Exodus International. Recently, John was hired by Dr. James Dobson, and he now works for Focus on the Family. John and Anne spend much of their time raising their son Timmy, who was born in December of 1996. John and Anne will be at Notre Dame to tell their own stories of love and transformation. Wednesday, April15 Hesburgh Library Auditorium • 8:00 p.m. the Strake Foundation VIEWPOINT page 8 Wednesday, April 8, 1998 THE OBSERVER NoTRE DAME OFFICE: P.O. 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Day Editor/Viewpoint 631-5303 Ad E-Mail observer@darwin.<.:c.nd.edu Office Manager/General information 631-7471 News E-Mail observer.obsnews.l @nd.edu • AWAKENINGS ABROAD U.S. Violence And The Northern Ireland Question This is a critical week in the ongoing without their cooperation, which will are on the verge of breaking down. loss of hope. Northern Ireland conflict. The British cause factionalization within the republi I'm somewhat exaggerating the extent Kids are killing kids, fathers are aban government has imposed an Easter can movement and almost certainly of the current Northern Ireland situation. doning their families for drugs, and peo deadline for the involved parties to cause fringe groups to bring the two-year The impression we get here is that there ple are sleeping in the streets because aceept an agreement based on the cease-fire to a halt. Within weeks, Belfast is little chance that bombing in London they've lost their will to sueeeed and lost framework of a deal released yesterday and London may return to the state of will begin again or that gunfire will faith in the American Dream. What do by the peace talks ehairperson George alert it was in just five years ago, or so. plague Belfast (although targeted repub you expect- what would you do if you Mitdwll. This is the worst case scenario, and lican and unionist shootings have contin were not provided with the skills and there is still a chance that the ued). However, potentially resources to eompete in the fiereest of all talks will be extended being trapped in the environments? or that the deal middle of a heated, If residing amidst a tenuous political will prove a political crisis situation is unnerving for me, what must J.P. non-starter, that could it be like for someone living in Ameriea's averting a involve inner-city- someone who has probably crisis violenee had to duck or run from a spray of bul for has lets before? What makes this disturbing Cooney the cer- for me is that, in America, we have the wealth, resources and politieal institu tions to address these problems and yet Tony Blair and his Irish counterpart we perpetually fail to address them well. Bertie Ahern have agreed to dear their Perhaps it is impossible to restore shat diaries and fly to Belfast to see a deal tered dreams'? I think, more likely, it is a through if necessary. Mitchell has lack qf backbone and will. ordered negotiators to stay in talks into While I do not approve of the unionists' the wee hours of the morning, halting or republieans' unwillingness to come to only li>r food and naps. This deadline an agreement, a part of me understands may actually be for real. their determination and commitment to It seems possible that the Ulster their cause (although, often I wonder if Unionists, the primary political group the leaders involved are really interested favoring unwavering allegiance to Great in achieving peace or just fulfilling their Britain, and the nationalist-leaning Social individual politieal ambition). Democratic and Labour Party, will hop No one can solve the Northern Ireland on board the Mitchell plan. The Mitchell crisis because the cloud of religious and plan will include an elected Northern politieal division will always hover over Ireland assembly with highly restricted tain head; some shred of distrust and conflict powers designed at preventing an even imme ly will always exist. But in the U.S., there is tual declaration of independenee or ces diate caught no cause worth defending that would sion to Ireland; the plan will bestow con future and my atten perpetuate the violence- we're fighting siderably less power upon this assembly trapping the tion. It makes against ourselves and everyone is losing. than will be granted to the soon-to-be situation in the me thankful that It's time we open our own peace talks, eleeted Scottish and Welsh assemblies. same dead-end it's we don't have prob and set a deadline as stringent as This is not surprising, as it will give been in for years. But lems like this in the Mitchell's portends to be. the SDLP something tangible it ean take imagine living in Belfast or United States. The thing is baek to its constituency, and remain London right now; imagine being in your though, we do. At Notre Dame we're J.P. Cooney is a junior economics and within the Ulster Unionists' requirement dorm room at Notre Dame and having a sheltered from the harsh realities of government major currently enrolled in for any deal- that it not be a stepping pamphlet shoved in your face telling you urban violence, which though subdued the London Program. lie can still be stone for reunification. what to do in the event of gunfire or a due to the strength of the economy, still reached via e-mail at [email protected]. The problem is that Sinn Fein, the bomb scare. Or imagine being a shop plagues thousands. What is different is The views expressed in this column are political wing of the IRA, seems certain to keeper whose store was destroyed by a that the threat in the U.S. is not posed by those of the author and not necessarily be left in the dust. It looks as though bomb just two years before and hearing an organized political faction or by rival those of The Observer. Blair may be prepared to move ahead on the news that the peace negotiations ing religious groups, but by despair and • DOONESBURV GARRY TRUDEAU • QuoTE OF THE DAY ANYtvA't 5/Nce. IF 7Hel?e'5 ON& lHING I C5PI~ CHASE ANI? I HAV& A80UT&IN7 6AY, IT'3 7HIS/NI?I9- 8/ZN 7DGCTHE.R.FOR. CI?£el; IN-YOUR-rACE, CARNIVAL A avfiL£, I FIGUR&f) CUl-TUR& OF FlJU IJI!iCL05UR£! IT tu45 17M£ tv& 60T 7HAT5NtJTtUHATI tutWTASAGAY' "An Irish queer: a fellow 7()KNJ(,UtfAG/'. (J!J6?'5 FAMI- who prefers women to drink." - Sean O'Faolain Wednesday, April 8, 1998 VIEWPOINT page 9 • lETTERS TO THE EDITOR The Facts Seem Clear: Garrick North Versus South Homilies Subpar This letter is in response to some comments importantly, would he let his cause lose face? heard about David Freddoso's article on April By admitting that maybe he was not discrimi - and Everyone Else 6. Upon hearing the shocking news that nated against because of his sexual orienta Father Garrick is indeed a bad homilist, some I opened my copy of The campus and the fine hall that is tion but because he didn't know when to Walsh. God Quad was fairly well set, people doubt the media and believe the stop, the gay cause would have lost the only Observer Monday, March 30, and activist. example of discrimination (on their favored prepared to be entertained by it's so we moved to our own dear West Whatever the journalist may say, some of grounds) they could come up with to make witty cartoons and enlightening Quad, boasting McGlinn field, the McGlinn basketball courts, the us unconsciously decided that if a person public. columns. My eyes happened to fall with a homosexual orientation appeared to The point is: why is it so hard to believe on the headline South Quad: The entire sprawling expanse of the Golf course. the Morris Inn, and the New have been discriminated against, it had to be that a priest who happens to call himself gay Great North Parasite. because of the orientation and not because of could be a bad public speaker? Garrick did This was the beginning of the Bookstore. Mod Quad, separated from the rest of campus by the hate anything else. Some reasonable people give homilies at the Basilica after he came emotional rollorcoaster I went accept the theoretical possibility, but they act out, and before he went on sabbatical, so that through that Monday. At first I ful North, boast the Administration Building and most importantly , the as if it was impossible in practice for people cannot be a reason for our closed-minded thought, "Oh boy, another article in power to act morally, at least on occasion. about Saint Mary's and Notre Dame. Pasquerilla center. ness. Maybe it is because pro-gay advocates We judged, or rather, pre-judged the admin do not wish to believe that they can be How funny." My expectation of Finally South Quad, offended grievously by the arrogant North, istration and, before hearing all the facts, wrong. There is nobody in the world harder humor was dashed as I learned that declared it guilty of unjust discrimination. to convince than a dogmatic activist. the parasite referred to was South was determined to possess EVERY That is precisely why the University did not It seems that, in the minds of a growing Quad- the South Quad of ND, the THING ELSE. The JACC, the Rock, the Bookstore, the house that want to include sexual orientation in its legal section of society, "coming out" is a perfect South Quad I was on. ly binding non-discrimination clause. The defense against being fired, suspended, or Shocked and insulted, my tiny, Rockne built, all belong to South. Fiery pride and determination University wanted to be able to get rid of sub not being invited back for good reason, at worm-like brain sought to defend standard students, teachers, staffers, and yes, itself, "But it's all Notre Dame! But grew in me (remember, it was an least in cases where the truth is hard to bad homilists, even if they call themselves prove. my parents pay tuition too! What do gay. Now that I think about it, a little letter to they expect? It's STYROFOAM!" But If after Mr. Freddoso's article we say: "He ultimately resorted to denial, "No!" The Observer would come in handy in the used to give homilies, he came out, and now case I find I'm not doing so well in Graduate as I learned that being a member of he doesn't- that's all we know for sure any the "Notre Dame community" School. way," we are not giving the Basilica staff I know that by writing this letter to the edi wasn't enough anymore. even the benefit of the doubt. We just assume tor I am going to lose some good, close Then. my spirits lifted. "Wait a second!" my friend said, "we aren't that Garrick had to have been a good enough friends in the pro-gay camp. It will be ironic, homilist, regardless of what we hear. because, out of all people, I have little doubt parasites- we live on West Quad The fact is that administrators lie, that is (Let's hear it for O'Neill!)." I was that it is them with a homosexual inclination true, but so do professors. Defenders of who know the most about exclusion, about human once more and I was elated. morality twist the truth (against the morality ex-friends, about pain and loneliness. And "But wait," my mind thought, "if they preach), but activists are also known to therefore, when those friends of mine no we live on West Qua._d, and are eat exaggerate beyond recognition. We should longer talk to me (as will happen), I will ing at South Dining Hall, then we're ask ourselves this question: After generating remember that this situation is not only iron worse then the tapeworm that is great controversy by coming out, after partic ic, but also very sad. For I believe that the South Quad. We're like the nasty lit ipating in most rallies on the issue, after last persecuted minority, silenced and tle virus (which is barely considered being probably the most public pro-gay figure coerced into a sub-culture, is that of the a life-form) that infects the tape on campus, how likely is it that Garrick, Catholic, that is, the one who believes all that worm." when pressed for an answer, might admit to the Bride of Christ teaches. My spirit fell once more, reaching The Observer: "OK, so I wasn't invited back an all-time low. Hoping no one to the Basilica because I am long-winded. Got Gabriel Martinez would notice us, my friend and I a problem with that?" Graduate Student, Economics slunk out the side door of SOH and Could he afford to lose face like that? More April?, 1998 fell to the safety of the Golf Quad. emotional day for me). A coalition Though I'd managed to forget would be formed! A coalition with about my lowly, virulent status His Holiness the Lord and God while back at O'Neill, I was remind Quad, the fine fighting men and Basilica Reasons for Garrick's ed upon taking my first step from women of the ROTC programs, Mod West to South. My friend and I could Quad and South Quad - replete speak of nothing else but our dejec with the spirit of Notre Dame and 'Lack of Invitation' Ridiculous tion and dishonor. We wished we the anger of a tapeworm's wounded were cool, we wished we were pride. The West Quad would unite My thanks to Father John Jenkins and names are removed from the invitation human once more, we almost campus and lead an attack against Bishop Daniel Jenky for clarifying the list. We could collectively chant over and wished we lived in Zahm ... the North! Ha ha! reasons for Father Garrick's "lack of invi over: We want, clap clap, pithy sermons, Passing the South Quad's Dining The strike would come in the tations" to give homilies at the Basilica in clap clap! Repeat. We hate, clap clap, dull Hall made us realize that we, the evening as the unsuspecting the April 6 edition of The Observer. I priests, clap clap. Repeat. For the priests members of West Quad. had no Northerners prepare to dine on real have to admit that I didn't realize the we enjoy, we could give a monthly right to eat there. The honorable trays and metal silver-wear. From Basilica is run on such a democratic People's Choice Award. thing for us to do would be to forage the East would come the Mod divi basis. If the parishioners don't enjoy a In fact, now that I think of it, why don't for berries, edible grass, or tasty sion, moving in the NOH's north priest's sermons, they can complain until we (meaning students) gather together at tree bark and to hunt and kill the entrance. Meeting it's allies from that priest is no longer "invited." I say the end of each semester to protest the squirrels of West Quad for food. the East, South, West and God divi more power to the people!! Parishioners faculty who give dry, boring lectures (Lord knows there are enough of sions would support the Mod Quad, of the world unite!! and certainly any who go over time. them.) entering through both south and Since,we can have such an influence on Instead of the teacher evaluations (which Thinking of the Lord, that, made north entrances after securing such church affairs because of the democratic the faculty actually take seriously), we us remember God Quad and conse key positions as Stonehenge and the structure, we should take even greater could compile lists of professors we don't quently, Mod Quad. Those poor Library. We will surround and cap advantage of these opportunities. No· enjoy, and have a phone-a-thon. We could unfortunate souls were in the small ture the arrogant, proud forces of more boring sermons! Do away with take turns calling department chairs to boat we were in: They were para the North and prevent any from lengthy preachers! God forbid parish complain about this professor or that one. sites, too- eating food that doesn't attempted escape. ioners should have to sit through more If the Basilica is run on a democratic belong to them. After the splendid victory feast of than a ten minute sermon. Although basis, then surely each academic depart With great fear and trepidation warm food and real utensils, we many Protestants sit through sermons as ment utilizes democratic processes. We we passed into North Quad- we would march our prisoners to the long as 60 minutes, I say to Hell with could call in complaints over and over didn't mean to intrude, honest! It's gloomy interior of South Dining Hall them. My butt would get too sore, I until certain faculty are "uninvited" from just that we had class, and had to ... and force them, at plastic knife wouldn't listen after the first ten minutes teaching classes in the future. The According to authors of the letter point, to eat cold, indiscernible anyway, and I'd probably he thinking departments can just let them do referred to above, it wasn't just the "food" off of flimsy, non-recyclable about what I wanted to eat for lunch. research. Nobody reads that stuff any Dining Hall, but also the Library and polystyrene and useless, distorted But for the priests who stay within the way. the other buildings of North Quad plastic-wear. What a glorious day it ten minute rule, I advocate a more effec As the process currently stands, faculty that we were infecting. We were pil will be! tive communication process than the cur are given "warnings" if their evaluations grims in an unfriendly land. Luckily, Order will be established in the rent phone-in method. After all, the head are pretty bad, so they do take them seri no one noticed the traces of West North by representatives of the four of the Basilica should have a more sys ously. But I say they shouldn't receive Quad clinging to our hats and bags Quads of the coalition, and the fruits tematic compilation of the people's opin warnings. Just "uninvite" them by not and shoes. and we were able to of North Quad will run free to all, ions. Why don't we hand every parish putting their names in the next course escape safely from our physics and all will be happy. The subjugat ioner a piece of paper and a pencil as schedule. That will teach them! Surely class. ed will be forced out of North for .all they enter the sanctuary. After the ser they wouldn't make th,e same mistake "What is this?" we thought. things but sleeping and class. mon, each person should write down twice, even if they're not told why they "We're not defenseless, we're not Passports, documentation, and visas their rating of the sermon on a scale from were uninvited to teach. · worthless. Hell, we have the entire (or maybe just the student ID card) one to ten. The cut-off for further "invita If anyone is interested in participating Golf course!" will be required to eat at NOH or tions" should be at least an average of 7.0 in such a rally or a phone-a-thon, please Hmm ... A plan began to form in use any non-North Quad facility; all since in academic standards, this score is send me an e-mail. I can be reached at our minds- what does North Quad but those of North will be allowed to the equivalent of a C-. Ratings should be Boeke.l @nd.edu. I say that the Women's really hav.e- North Dining Hall, enter. Victory will be ours! Viva Ia based on length, sobriety of presentation, Resource Center, aka the Progressive Parking Lots, Nieuwland Science Resistance! quality of message and engagement of the Student Alliance, shouldn't have ALL the Hall, The Library, Stonehenge, audience. fun when it comes to rallies and parades! Zahm and Stepan Center. Brian Laughman Since activism has been on the rise on We noticed that missing from Freshman, O'Neill campus, I say a bunch of us should gather Kristine Boeke their illustrious and lengthy list March 30, 1998 together outside the Basilica and also Graduate Student were the Grotto, the Basilica, the have a rally. We could hold signs of History Department Dome, LaFortune, Old College, the protest which name all the poor public April 7, 1998 Log Chapel, the oldest dorm on speaking priests on campus until their 8cene page 10 ------~OBSERVER ------Wednesday, April8, 1998 Don Pablo's Taco Bell offers several types of fajita platter easily made about three hot or mild sauce. There wasn't I value meals. The No. 7 meal consist wrapped fajitas and also came with enough chicken, however, and the ed of a regular taco, a chicken fajita side orders of beans and rice. The vegetables were slightly limp. silences echoes wrap and a medium beverage. When total meal cost $9.44. Despite all of that, the wrap tasted purchased as separate items, the If a very quick meal is what you great and, combined with the taco, meal would have cost $4.16. With the are looking for, Taco Bell is an excel was satisfying. of "Yo Quiero value meal, the customer saves $0.39 lent choice. The.meal is ready before For hot, fresh food made just the way you like it. Don Pablo's is Taco Bell" definitely worth the wait. The time factor was not particular Don PaLlo's ly significant. The food was ByRACHELTABANGCURA ready in just fifteen minutes, Scene Writer and all waiting time was com pensated for with complemen Clever, more frequent tary chips and salsa. The advertising and lower entire visit took a little less prices have made fast food than an hour. restaurants an appealing The chicken fajitas meal option for everyday were presented on a sizzling life. A tasty meal for less platter, with 11our tortillas in a than live dollars is hard to warming case and fixi11gs in a resist, especially to the col bowl on the side. The chicken lege student. What is also was juicy and had been soaked hard to resist. however, is in a delicious marinade, and thn occasional temptation the vegetables. were fresh and to indulge in a nice meal at crisp. The meal was more than a popular dine-in restau satisfying, which was made rant. apparent by the leftovers that In all aspects of the fast the waiter elearnd from the food battle. Taco Bell has table. won. No one can beat their In the battle between prices. and thn talking Taco Bell and Don Pablo's, Chihuahua has everybody both arc winners. Clearly Taco thinking of Taco Bell. Bell wins the value battle. Don Pablo's, however, Taco Bell is infamous for its has also made quite a pocket-change meals. While name for itself in the dine- Ta~o Bell Taco Bell's food is also tasty, in restaurant world. Their Don Pablo's wins the quality menu features authentic contest. The hot fresh food is Mexican dishes cooked-to- worth the wait. and their order in a charming atmosphere. and pays only $3.77. you even get a chance to finish filling prices are also very reasonable. Is there really that much of a dif Don Pablo's does not offer compa your drink at the soda fountain, but Overall, Don Pablo's proves to be ference between the two restau rable value meals. They offer combi this advantage is countered by a the most sound choice. The prices fit rants? When time is a factor, it's nation plates, but the individual slight disadvantage. The food is only the quality and size of the meals, and obvious which choice to make, but all items on the plates cannot be pur lukewarm and was obviously assem the atmosphere adds to the enjoy possible constraints aside, one chased as separate items. There is no bled from precooked ingredients. ment. restaurant must prevail in quality meal that combines chicken fajitas The chicken fajita wrap was very and value. with regular tacos, but the chicken flavorful and did not need additional Bruno's satisfies or without cheese. However, I recommend not using the costing just over ten dollars, you can leave After these appetizers, you are ready to restroom when you eat at Bruno's. When feeling satisfied that you did not waste move on to the main course, which will you wash your hands, be prepared for icy your money. taste buds and most likely be Bruno's fabulous pizza. One cold water to nearly freeze your hands. However, if you are really short on piece of advice - if you order an extra And don't look for any relief from the hot cash, Tomassito's Pizza might be just wallet for pizza large pizza, expect a gargantuan size that water faucet, because the water only what you need. but Tomassito's, loeated almost requires you to move to a bigger seems to get colder. So, it is probably best in LaFortune, cannot draw a serious com table. to wait until you come back to Notre parison to Bruno's in taste and quality. loving diners Instead, it must rely on other By ADAM MALLORD aspects in order to be considered a decent place to eat. Scene Copy Editor Bruno'§ The best reason to eat at The opportunity to consume Tomassito's is its low cost. You decent food rarely arises at can order a cheese pizza for this university. However, if under eight dollars, so with a you are willing to drive about group the cost is very reasonable. 20 minutes, good food is One item you have to get are exactly what you will get. Tomassito's breadsticks. The Bruno's Pizza (on Prairie breadsticks are fantastic and, Avenue) provides students costing under two dollars fiJr fiJUr, with an opportunity to eat are also a bargain. They are autlwntic Italian pizza and served with either cheese sauce pasta not found at or pizza sauce. The dmes1~ sauce LaFortune's Tomassito's. has an additional cost, however, The dim lighting and con so get the pizza sauce inst1md. stant background chatter cre Another benefit of eating at ate a relaxPd atmosphere Tomassito's is the option to order perfect fiJr a group outing or a slices of pizza individually rather romantic date. The walls are than waiting filf an entirn pizza to decorated with pictures of be made. This is a gr1~at situation past Notre Dame quarter for all student-, in a hurrv. which backs. coaches and other basically aceounl-, fill" evei-yone. Irish heroes. However, Tomassito's pizza is One problem surfaces when nothing to get excited about. In you receive your nHmu - the fact, if Notre Dame had fast fiJOd appetizers arn so delicious restaurants on-campus, then that they are impossible to Tomassito's would probably go pm;s up. Bruno's hrrilled moz- out of business. zan~lla cheese sticks are irre- But, for now, if you nelld to eat sistible. espedally if you enter fast, then Tomassito's might be the restaurant with an empty the place for you. You'll be happy stomach. However, you might want more with the cost and the breadsticks. The taste of Bruno's pizza will seriously than one order if you are sharing them Dame, where you can wash your hands If you do have the time though. drive with a group since they do not last long. make you laugh at what the North Dining comfortably. down to Bruno's Pizza and enjoy the The garlic brnad served at Bruno's is Hall calls "pizza." Sure, it may look like Yes, Bruno's Pizza will make your taste atmosphere and the delicious food you also excellent. and you can order it with pizza, but you will agree after eating at buds happy, but your wallet will not be might not be able to find anywhere dose Bruno's that it isn't. upset either. With an extra large pizza (Just don't use the bathroom). ----~-~~--~·~~~~~~~ 8cene Wednesday, AprilS, 1998 ------~OBSERVER ------pagell meal, super-sized, costs $4.18 cents, ness and speediness are not any of the lineman, steer for the super pub. CJ's burger makes tax included. If you like burgers and available choices. If, however, you As far as taste, no place competes fries, the Whopper extra value meal is want a cheap, satisfying meal, head to with CJ's burger. CJ's special season the grade with definitely the way to go. Burger King. ing (available for $4.95 separately) The establishment itself, however, The true destination of burger creates a sensational burger. Their Notre Dame lacks appeal. The typical elevator lovers, especially Notre Dame or Saint burgers are juicy, tasty, and cooked to music and generic pictures are Mary's students, has to be CJ's Pub. perfection. For the fickle, CJ's offers a "half and half' ($3.00)- half an students order of waffle fries and half By MATT HUDSON an order of onion rings. Both the fries and onion rings are Scene Writer Burger King tastier than Burger King's. As everyone knows, the CJ's may have a limited selec work on the South Dining tion of soft drinks compared to Hall has caused numerous Burger King, but as many of uprisings in everyone from age students know, at CJ's you environmentalists to con can wash down your burger cerned NOH patrons. with a cool. glass (plastic cup) Whether it be the cold, buf of beer. If you are willing to fet style meals or the dev spend a few extra bucks, you astatingly immortal plates are in for a real treat at CJ's. of polystyrene, many stu The friendliness of CJ's dents have left the intolera employees such as Ricky Joe ble conditions of South and Cindy clearly out does that Dining Hall. As many NOH of any Burger King. The insin patrons have pointed out. cerity of Burger King disap some frustrated South pears at CJ's. Instead, you find patrons have flooded NOH, that the establishment gen ereating chaos of cosmic uinely cares about you. your proportions. Now. both din food, drinks, and otherwise. ing hall patrons have side Unlike Burger King, half the skirted all the campus CJ's experience revolves madness by venturing off around the atmosphere. The campus in search of better, "nostalgia wall" located in the tastier, and more environ rear of the building boasts pic- mentally sound meals. tures of students performing When it comes to off cam <:J's PuL all sorts of activities. Spend pus dining, nothing can the few extra minutes waiting outlast America's favorite for your burger, glancing at meal: burger and fries. As these crazy collages. A little always, even in the case of burgers, reminders of dentists' waiting rooms. As the menu states, CJ's is "Home of warning, however - the faint -of students need to tackle the issue of The ever-present brown tiles, pene the world famous super pub burger." heart should steer clear of any close cost over quality. trating disinfectant spray, and over Located at 417 N. Michigan St., CJ's inspections. Perhaps the only place Boasting more th'an 10 Burger all greasy feel of Burger King, are all has served the South Bend community with more Notre Dame paraphernalia Kings, South Bend could very well be somewhat repulsive. Rows of pre for almost 15 years. then the bookstore, CJ's even has a the fast food capital of the Midwest. made burgers and racks of fries can Although CJ's, like Burger King, football helmet hanging behind the And when it comes to burgers, few even compete with South Dining Hall's offers a limited variety of food, look bar. A wall of autographed pictures are as well known as the Whopper. buffet line for grossest food display. no further than the burgers. The from such football stars as Rick Mirer Made with a 100 percent all-beef In other words, if you want a prices for the standard super pub gives any patron a sense of pride to patty, sesame seed bun, lettuce, toma Whopper, order it "to go." burger, the minimum half-pound, beef eat at CJ's. to, mayonnaise, ketchup, onion and As far as fast food, it seems that patty served with anything from Some will say that Burger King rep pickles, this dripping creation certain many of South Bend's finest have left mushrooms to bacon, ranges from resents everything American. ly tastes good. out the fast. Neither the drive-thru or $4.75 to $6.25, tax not included. For Burger King offers cheap, satisfying For the hungry at heart, one can "to go" line will save you much time. those that wish to "eat like a champi meals. CJ's on the other hand repre either super size the meal for thirty The people behind the counter are on," as the menu says, CJ's offers The sents everything Notre Dame. In nine cents. increasing fry and drink certainly in no hurry to please the Golden Domer. Consisting of over a other words, CJ's is a right of pas size or demand the Double Whopper. customer. pound of beef with the works, fries, sage, one step that every student The greatest thing about Burger King "Burger King restaurants have long and a pickle, this Frankensteinish cre should take on the road to graduation. is the price. A Whopper with cheese been committed to giving customers a ation costs $11.75. Unless you pride choice." Apparently courtesy, cleanli- yourself on your eating ability or are a Apparently the Olive Fazoli's perfect Garden waiting room observes a special form of place for the Fazoli's Daylight Savings Time, because when we returned at 8 p.m., we were told Italian-lover on that our names had been called "a long time ago." the run We were given the next available seat, and the By FINN PRESSLEY meal proceeded very Scene Writer smoothly. Our service was fast. efficient and very According. to its advertise friendly. With appetizer, ments. Fazoli's, located about salad and entree, the meal l'ive minutes north of eampus, came out to about fifteen serves "Italian food .. .fast." dollars per person, and While the 'food was surpris certainly worth every ingly good for the price paid, penny. the atmosphere left a little to Overall, a complete trip be desired. to Fazoli's took half the The overall theme of the din time spent waiting for a ing area appeared to be table at the Olive Garden, "screaming children." not to mention the fact Moreover. the day-glo red trays that an entire meal at (rnportedly visible from the Mir Fazoli's cost half the price space station), disposable of a dinner entree at the utensils and ambiguously Olive Garden. European background music So, while the Olive (Menudo, perhaps?) did little to Oli-ve Garden Garden is a nice place to enhance the overall dining take a date. Fazoli's gets experience. high marks as a great The food, though, was excellent, The Olive Garden, however, was wait to be 70-7 5 minutes for a table place to grab a quick lunch or dinner. and surprisingly cheap - about six quite a different story. Arriving at 7 for two in the first available smoking dollars for a full meal. p.m. on a Friday night, I found the section. Photos taken by The Observer/Patrick Quigley '' '· f page 12 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, April 8, 1998 • MAJOR lEAGUE BASEBALL Glanville, Phillies throw Marlins back in lOth Associated Press Bob Tewksbury (1-1) gave up Avenue in the second inning. one run and two hits with no New York made it 3-0 in the Major League Baseball Standings PllllADELPHIA walks in seven innings. lie fourth when Alberto Castillo Doug Glanville hit an RBI sin retired his final 18 batters. walked, Rey Ordonez singled gle with two outs in the lOth Clemens walked leadoff hitter and Leiter doubled up the gap in National League inning and the Philadelphia Matt Lawton on five pitches and left-center field. Eastern Division Phillies beat Florida 9-8 in their then fell behind 2-0 to Brent w L .Pet GB Div horne opener Tuesday night, the Gates before calling time. Braves I I NY Mets 4 2 .667 1-1 Marlins' seventh straight loss. Manager Tim Johnson went to Pirates 3 Atlanta 3 2 .600 1/2 2-1 The Phillies trailed 8-4 in tbe the mound and replaced Philadelphia 2 3 .400 1 1/2 2-3 fifth inning, but rallied to drop Clemens with Robert Person. Chipper Jones homered twice Florida 1 6 .143 3 1/2 0-0 the World Series champion Person walked Gates, a walk in the first three innings, even as Montreal 0 6 .000 4 0-0 Marlins to 1-7. Derrek Lee hit a that was charged to Clemens. some late-arriving fans were Central Division grand slam and drove in five Both runners eventually scored settling in for the Pirates' home runs for Florida. in a four-run first inning, high opener, and Torn Glavine Chicago Cubs 6 1 .857 0-0 Mark Lewis walked with one lighted by Marty Cordova's two pitched seven shutout innings as Milwaukee 5 1 .833 1/2 0-0 out in the lOth against rookie run triple. Atlanta beat Pittsburgh 11-3 St. Louis 3 2 .600 2 0-0 Jesus Sanchez (0-1l and moved Paul Molitor's two-run single Tuesday night. Houston 4 3 .571 2 0-0 to third on Bob Abreu's single. in the third put Minnesota Jones' homers - to left field Cincinnati 3 3 .500 2 1/2 0-0 After Alex Arias was walked ahead 9-1 and chased Person, in the first, and into the center Pittsburgh 3 3 .500 2 1/2 0-0 intentionally, pinch-hitter Rex who gave up seven runs, seven field seats in the third - were Western Division Hudler struck out. Glanville fol hits and four walks in 2 2-3 otT Jason Schmidt (1-1) and gave lowed with his game-winner for innings. Atlanta a 4-0 lead in the third. San Diego 4 2 .667 0-0 his third HBI of the game. Jones also walked, singled and San Francisco 4 2 .667 2-1 Ricky Bottalico (1-1) pitched Mets 3 reached on a throwing error Colorado 4 3 .571 1/2 3-0 two hitless innings for the win. Cubs 2 and drove in five runs in his five Los Angeles 1 4 .200 2 1/2 0-0 An HBI grounder by Glanville plate appearances. Arizona 1 5 .167 2 1/2 1-5 in the sixth made it 8-5, then AI Leiter hit a two-run double Glavine (1-0) was far more Lewis homered in the seventh. for his first extra-base hit in 122 effective in a park where he has The Phillies' first homer came career at-bats and got his first only infrequently had success, American League on their 208th at-bat of the sea victory for the New York Mets, giving up five hits, striking out Eastern Division son, but it didn't take long to get 3-2 over the Chicago Cubs on five and walking one in beating their second. Baltimore 5 1 .833 0-0 Tuesday. Pittsburgh for the first time Tampa Bay 4 2 .667 1 0-0 Notre Dame alumnus Craig Leiter (1-1), a .1 06 career hit ,.;:i. since May 13, 1996. Boston 3 3 .500 2 0-0 Counsell started a six-run fifth ter, was traded to the Mets by The Pirates ruined the shutout with an HBI single that scored Toronto 2 3 .400 :t1/2 0-0 Florida as part of the Marlins' in the ninth with consecutive NY Yankees 1 4 .200 3 1/2 0-0 Cliff Floyd. Two singles and a payroll purge following the homers by Guillen and Garcia walk later. Lee's grand slam World Series. He allowed both otT 42-year old Dennis Martinez, Central Division easily clean~d the left field wall. runs and six hits in five innings, the Braves' third pitcher. Mike striking out six and walking Cather had pitched a scoreless Cleveland 5 0 1.000 0-0 Twins 12 three. eighth for Atlanta. Chicago White Sox 3 3 .500 2 1/2 0-0 Blue Jays 2 Tuesday's game included a 1- Kansas City 3 3 .500 2 1/2 2-1 Minnesota 2 3 .400 3 1-2 hour, 54-minute rain delay after Orioles I I Four-time Cy Young winner the Mets batted in the sixth. Royals 7 De1roit 1 5 .167 4 1/2 0-0 Hoger Clemens left after just Greg McMichael relieved follow Western Division ~even pitches because of a ing the rain, Dennis Cook got the Eric Davis hit a three-run strained r-ight groin. and the final out of the eighth and John homer over the center field Anaheim 3 3 .500 0-0 Minnesota Twins took advan Franco finished for his first save. fence in the top of the sixth Seattle 3 3 .500 0-0 tage of his absence to rout the Butch Huskey homered for the inning to power visiting Texas 3 3 .500 0-0 Toronto Blue Jays 12-2 Tuesday Mets otT Jeremi Gonzalez (0-1), Baltimore over Kansas City, 11- Oakland 1 3 .250 0-0 night. who gave up all three runs in six 7. The red-hot Orioles won their Clemens (1-1) wound up as innings. sixth straight game and dropped by working 5 2/3 innings, allow- ond time, permitting four runs the losing pitcher in the shortest Gonzalez, who had failed to the Royals to their fourth defeat ing five runs on 10 hits. on 10 hits with one strikeout. start of his career. His strain retire a batter and was pounded in seven outings. Erickson struck out two and Hoberto Alornar was 4-for-5 was described as mild by the for six runs against Florida last Scott Erickson (2-0) picked up walked two. with a double for the Orioles, Blue Jays, and his status was Thursday, fell behind when his second win of the season and Glendon Busch (0-2l fell to the while Carter finished with four listed as day-to-day. Huskey homered onto Waveland second over the Royals this year Orioles and Erickson for the see- HBI in the victory. 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Part II .· --- ~ ~-~--~------~------·--..,....______ Wednesday, April 8, 1998 The Observer· SPORTS page 13 Lipinski turning pro to spend time with the folks Associated Press the family, more time at home. that applied to ineligible he understood "I would love to go to the skaters before the 1994 it. Tara Lipinski decided it was 2002 Olympics and try to win Olympics no longer exists. It ''I'm sorry to time to get a life and get another gold," she said on had allowed champions includ see her leave reaquainted with Mom and NBC's "Today" show, adding ing Brian Boitano, Viktor the eligible Dad. that she would feel "almost a Petrenko, Katarina Witt and ranks," he said. So she turned pro. little greedy in doing that, espe Yekaterina Gordeeva and "She did a lot The 15-year-old Olympics cially to my parents, who have Sergei Grinkov to return to the for women's gold medalist said Tuesday that given up so much." Lillehammer Games. skating. It she was turning professional - Lipinski will make her pro On Wednesday night in would be nice a move that makes her ineligi debut April 24 at "Skate, Rattle Baltimore, Lipinski begins the to see her do ble for future games and ends 'n' Roll," a made-for-television Champions On Ice tour featur more. She her rivalry with Michelle Kwan. event in Charleston, S.C. ing Olympic, world and nation seems to want She wants to train less so she That show is not sanctioned, al medal winners. to do the pro can spend more time with her and once she skates there, She is also scheduled to skate circuit, maybe family. Lipinski would have no chance in the Hershey's Kisses pro-am because there "I've been thinking a lot of competing at the 2002 Salt in Springfield, Mass., on April is less stress in about turning pro, thinking Lake City Games to defend the 18, which is sanctioned by the training and so since Nagano. but I really need title she won in Nagano, Japan, U.S. Figure Skating Association she can see her ed time to think more about it," as the youngest individual gold· and the International Skating family more." she said. ''I'm really excited medalist. ever at a Winter Union. Lipinski about and a little relieved. I Olympics. "Now I'll have four-day week trained with really wanted more time with The reinstatement window ends and be able to be with my Callaghan at ...------,family, because they mean so the Detroit L------much to me," she said. "I don't Skating Club. KAT Photo want to be 21 and not know my Her mother Tara Lipinski's Nagano appearance was a farewell dad." lived with her to the amateur circuit for the 15-year-old. Richard Callaghan, Lipinski's in Michigan She will continue training coach, said he was surprised at while her father stayed at their three days a week with the timing of her decision, but home in Sugar Land, Texas. Callaghan, then spend the other four in Texas. "I've accomplished my dream," she said. "I think I FRIDAY & SATURDAY need to give something back to them, so we can be a family APRIL 17 & APRIL 18 again and really have that con nection. JOYCE CENTER "I realized after Nagano how important it is to me to be with Men's & Women's Divisions my mom and dad and be all together and have fun and go T-Shirts to all Participants out to dinner and really be a Bring Your Own Racquet family again. I owe that to my parents and myself." 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The win of it." themselves to contend with the Masters victory in a surprising year's victory almost never ner's trophy sits in his living Woods is ranked No. 1 in the youngsters here this week. ly low-key way. takes it out. room. The closet, presumably, world and Els is No. 2, though "We're not dead and buried Though as a champion he is Asked if he shows it to has space for many more coats they are virtually deadlocked. yet," Faldo said. now a member, Woods did not frie~ds, he said: "Only if they and the living room undoubted rt is a sport that needs rival Still, this year's tournament return to play Augusta National ask. ly can hold more hardware. ries and right now it appears to clearly revolves around Woods. Still, storage space could be on the verge of some won There is a feeling that he could become a problem for Woods. derful ones. run away with it again. Virtually everyone assumes Woods and Els are joined by Asked if he could better last he will win at Augusta National Leonard, Phil Mickelson, Jim year's record score, Woods Golf Club many more times. Furyk. David Duval and Lee said: "Who knows? Anything is And when play begins Westwood as great players, the possible." Thursday for the 62nd Masters oldest of which is 28. None of But there is also the feeling it will truly be the beginning of them would be a surprise win that others will sprint with Study Portuguese at Notre Dame Year II of the Tiger Woods Era. ner this week. Woods if he tries to break from But it may also be the begin "Right now there is a very the pack. ning of something else. It may large group of very good young "Will he be in contention?" The language of Brazil, Latin America's largest be the beginning of an intensely players that are taking it to the Els said. "Definitely, even if he competitive period in the major hoop every week," said Tom doesn't play well. The golf and most populous country, a land of rich championships. Kite, the 48-year-old who was course just suits him that well." literature, fascinating music, natural beauty If last year was the appetizer, the almost forgotten runnerup "But l don't believe it's Tiger then bring on the full course. to Woods in last year's Masters. Woods against the field," Els and international business opportunities. If last year - with Woods, "It's fun to watch." said. "I think it's Tiger against now 22, Ernie Els, 28, Justin Asked what it would take to the Augusta National golf Learn fast: Intensive course Leonard, 25, and Davis Love Ill, stop the young stallions from course and it's for the rest of Fulfill the language requirement 33, winning major champi going to the hoop, Kite said: the field to do the same." in 2 semesters onships - was the warmup "You don't have to be 7-foot-1, What Woods did do was let's see the top banana. Bring but you do have to make a few spend some time studying film Contact: Department of Romance Languages in the main act. 20-footers." of his victory at Augusta to try "We haven't really played Kite, Tom Watson, Nick to figure out "what made me hit EASTER WEEKEND HOURS Ql!Jf!fluddle Mart Thursday, April9 --7:30am-8:00pm Friday- Saturday, Apri110, 11 --The Huddle Mart will be open from 10:00 am-5:00pm Easter sunday - Closed Monday, April 13 -- Open regular hours A~~\\) Easter Sunday Bu-ffet will be served at North Dining Hall v- from 1:00 - 4:00 pm Hors d'oeurves ;V ' Seafood Bisque with Sherry Honey Glazed Ham with Pineapple Sauce ~ Sauteed Breast of Chicken Tchouptoulas Voted: Area's Best Tanning Center Every Year Herb Roasted Leg of Spring Lamb r------, r-----...... ,., Vegetable Rice Pilaf---Delmonico Potatoes 1 One week of 1 or 1 Ten Tanning • v~~ 1 Unlimited Tanning 1 Asparagus Spears Hollandaise :Bed Sessions:, /'/~1 Sauteed Julienne Vegetables • only $15 I I 1 SaJads and Breads L- ____*walk in... ___only .JI only $35 Desserts and Fresh Fruits University Commons GrapeL------.-1 & McKinley by l !P Lllall near ~11arl "-:::3 Adults- $10.75 Children- $5.40 Children under 5 eat free Students on a Notre Dame meal plan need their ID 272-7653 256-9656 Now or.en until midni ht Mon-Thurs South Dining Han Will be closed • • • ,- Notre Dame Baseball Softball Wed. vs. Chicago State@ 5 PM Wed. vs. Purdue (DH) @ 4 Pl\1 Thurs. vs. Beton Hall (DH) @ 4 Pl\1 Thurs. vs. Rutgers (DH) @ Noon Bat. vs. Beton Hall @ 11 .Al\1 Sat. vs. Villanova (DH)@ Noon Iv Field Saturday: o ...ens Don't miss the Frisbee Dogs!! Frank Eck Stadium Saturday vs. Syracuse@ Noon Wednesday, April 8, 1998 The Observer • SPORTS page 15 •NFL Arizona lands Jets' Murrell to fill void in backfield Associated Press Murrell, a 1,000-yard rusher the last two He ran for 1,086 yards in 300 attempts tackle} Mark Smith in the seventh round years. last season. last year. And (center} Tom Nalen was a TEMPE, Ariz. The Cardinals were last in the NFL in "The draft is a crap shoot, but Adrian seventh-round pick for me in Denver, so I The Arizona Cardinals filled a need rushing, averaging 78.4 yards per game Murrell is not a crap shoot," said Bob know seventh-rounders can be special." Tuesday by trading their third-round - less than Murrell averaged in 1996, Ferguson, Arizona's vice president of The trade left the Cardinals with nine draft pick to the New York Jets for Adrian when he had 1,249 yards in 301 carries. player personnel. "He's the real deal." picks, including No. 3 in the first round Murrell became after trading down one spot to allow San expendable when the Diego to move up. Jets signed New Murrell has 3,447 yards and 15 TDs on England's Curtis 850 carries, a 4.1-yard average, in his Martin as a free agent. five-year career. He also has caught 127 The Jets gave the passes for 729 yards and three TDs. You are invited to ... Patriots their first- and Murrell will team with fullback Larry third-round picks to Centers in the two-back offense. acquire Martin. New "Obviously the acquisition of Curtis York also sent Arizona Martin gave us the latitude to make this its seventh-round pick. deal," Parcells said. "Adrian did a terrific "That was important job for us, and the Cardinals are getting a PLAN THE PERFECT to me," Ferguson said. very good running back who can start for "We got (defensive them." PARTY!!! • FOOTBAI..l Hillmann joins Notre *The checklist for St,tccess *OrderiV\g aV\d displayiV\g food Dame strength team Special to The Observer staff, he served stints as an *Enter+a i V\W\eV\t aV\d decoratioV\s assistant strength and condition Aaron Hillmann, football ing coach at the University of strength and conditioning coach Cincinnati (1995-1996} and Ball at the University of Connecticut State University (1992-1996}. In All freshmen Orientation, SYR, and formal since 1996, has been named the summer of 1994, Hillman assistant strength and condition also spent time as a strength and Commissioners and Club Officers ing coach at the University of conditioning specialist with the Notre Dame. Pittsburgh Steelers. are encouraged to attend. While at Connecticut for two A native of St. Louis, Mo., years, Hillmann developed and Hillmann is a 1991 graduate of supervised the year-round con the University of Missouri where ditioning program for the Husky he received his bachelor of sci location: Montgomery Theater football team as well as imple ence in secondary education. He menting rehabilitation programs also earned a masters in sports for injured athletes. management from Ball State Date: Tuesday, April 14 Prior to joining the Connecticut University in 1995. Time: 5:00 PM-6:30 PM Spo"'SDI"ed by the Office of Stl-\de"'t .Activities, Catel'i"'9 by Desi9"'' Risk Ma"'a9eme"'t, a"'d the Office of .Alcohol cmd D ... L-\ 9 edl-\catio"' Ir------, I I Attention • I ' :T ran sf e r 0 r i en tat i o 0: Morning of Wednesday, April 8 I I I I North, South, and God Quads 1 Fall 1998 1 ~------~ Are You interested in being part Prizes Redeemable at Student Activities Office of Transfer 0 '98? 315 LaFortune Student Center Applications for Transfer April 8-17 Orientation Staff are available in the Student Activities Office (3rd Happy Easter! floor LaFortune). Apply Friday, April 17. All questions call: ' ' I Lisa Radden Dave DePoister 4-2967 4-3683 (Co-Chair) (Co-Chair) page 16 The Observer· SPORTS Wednesday, April 8, 1998 • BASEBALL Heilman's outstanding week earns Big East honors Special to The Observer Dame's doubleheader and one-third innings. the Big East awards, with junior at Boston College Earlier in the week, the surging 6-4, righthander Brad Lidge tabbed for the Notre Dame freshman righthander Saturday. He struck 200-pound rookie shut down Bowling first Big East pitcher of the week award Aaron Heilman has been named the Big out BC cleanup hitter Green in a tight 4-4 game on April 2, this season (March 16). Senior shortstop East Conference pitcher of the week for and home-run leader facing the minimum nine batters from LJ. Brock also was named Big East play March 30 through April 5, following an Ryan McGowan (5 the eighth through the 1Oth innings er of the week on March 16. impressive four-game stretch of shutout HRs in 15 games) with while striking out six (the Irish went on Heilman has lowered his season relief. the bases loaded and to win, 6-4 in 11 innings). Heilman also earned-run average to 1. 73 while oppo Heilman totaled 11 strikeouts during two outs in the sev- threw a shutout inning versus Western nents are batting just .185 versus the the week while allowing just two hits enth and final inning, Heilman Michigan on April 1 (an 8-1 win), allow talented freshman. Heilman leads the and two walks over five and two-thirds preserving a 5-2 win. ing one hit and one walk while striking Irish strikeouts per nine innings pitched innings. Opposing batters hit just .1 05 Heilman then saved the second game out two. (11.8) and strikeout-to-walk ratio (4.9), versus him for the week (2-for-19). (6-4) by striking out two and allowing Two Notre Dame pitchers have been totaling 34 Ks and just seven walks in 26 Heilman saved both games of Notre one hit and one walk over the final one honored during the first four weeks of innings. you if you lose the game. It hasn't really set in yet." Baseball Notre Dame tied the game in continued from page 20 the fifth when Todd Frye singled to left with one out. Dan to 3-2 before swinging at strike Leatherman extended his sea three. Third baseman Tim son-high hitting streak to eight Fitzharris singled to center on a games with a single to right that iftJet Involved!!! 2-2 count. bringing Ridley and moved Frye to third. Frye scored Bigbie around for a 2-0 lead. on a ground out by Allen Greene. In the Irish half of the fourth, Two runs by the Cardinals in Felker led off with a single, the sixth put Notre Dame down BE A PART OF PLANNING YOUR JPW extending his season-high hitting 4-2. Then, in the bottom of the APPLY FOR A POSITION ON THE streak to eight games. The first inning, Felker led off with a pitch to Wagner was in the dirt, walk. Wagner drilled a double to and Felker took off for second. left field and Felker was waved Cardinal catcher Jonathon around third. Two perfect Kessick handled the pitch cleanly throws from Lassiter in left and and made the throw to second to Dorrman at short nailed Felker easily catch Felker. at the plate by five steps. "It was not an especially smart In the eighth, Felker led off play at that lime," Mainieri said. with an infield single. A throwing "But it was an error of aggres error on the play went into the DON'T MISS OUT!!! siveness. I'd rather make mis Ball State dugout, allowing takes by being overly aggressive Felker to advance to second. On than timid." a 3-0 pitch, Wagner swung at a On the next pitch, Wagner hit high pitched and fouled out to his I Oth home run of the season the first baseman. Brant Ust then APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE AT 315 LAFORTUNE to cut the lead to 2-1. It was the singled to right field, scoring 37th of his career. tying him with Felker. Ball State retired the last Frank Jacobs and Mike Amrhein five Irish batters for the win. APPLICATIONS MUST BE RETURNED BY 5PM APRIL 9 at the top of the Notre Dame list. "I made a bad decision," "It's nice to finally get it," Wagner said. "I got caught in the Wagner said. "It's nice to have it moment with the chance to drive personally. but it's nothing for in a run." EXCLUSIVELY AT AYRES CLINIQUE FREE 8-PC. GIFT WITH ANY CLINIQUE PURCHASE OF 16.50 OR MORE 1. Almost Lipstick In Bronze Lilac 2. Different Lipstick in Sweet Honey 3. 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South Division champions, they continued from page 20 The Boilermakers are led by season with a .352 average. Notre Dame, now 18-17 on did split the series to improve junior Denise Szany, who went Last year, Purdue went 41-25 the season, are fresh off anoth their conference record to 4-3 scored three runs in the last 3-for-3 in the losing effort with on the season and placed er successful weekend, having on the season. two innings to complete the two singles and a double. Szany fourth in the conference. Two gone 3-1 in a Big East road trip "We really came together as rally. currently has a team-leading of those wins came against the to Providence and Boston a team," Giampaolo said about "We played [Purdue] in the .400 batting average, with 36 Irish in the first week of April College. On Saturday, the Irish the team's improved perfor fall," senior Jenn Giampaolo hits and 21 RBI this season. at West Lafayette. The Boilers swept two games from the mance. 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NIKE DOES NOT SPONSOR ANY VARSITY, INTRAMURAL OR CLUB SPORTS ON THIS CAMPUS AND THIS PAGE DOES NOT IN ANY WAY IMPLY SUCH SPONSORSHIP. page 18 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, April 8, 1998 • SMC TENNIS Little effort needed in Belles' domination of Olivet By VICTORIA BUTCKO talented invitational teams. that will prepare us for the invi said. "Our doubles points will be team is hoping to come out Sporrs Writer "It seems like the competition tational." crucial when we compete strong against them, play a com we face is either one extreme or Junior co-captain Betsy against DePauw because if we petitive match, and end up on The Belles are on the lookout the other," commented sopho Gemmer shared the same take those, it'll make tho match top. They all know that their for tough competition. more co-captain Katie Vales. thoughts. much easier." mental f(Jcus this week is crucial The Saint Mary's tennis team "We play teams as inexperienced "Hopefully we'll get a good Saint Mary's has a long stand and are ready to prepan~ as nec shut out Olivet College yesterday as Defiance and as strong as practice in this week," Gemmer ing rivalry against DePauw. The essary. 9-0 with seemingly effortless llope. It would be nice to play play. The team gave up only one matches that are close because game in it'i singles matches and those are the kinds of matches had scores .....------., across the board \ of 6-0. -~·... Doubles matches were not attempted t----oiii because of the onset of rain. Although the win is a plus for the team, the Belles need preparation for their upcoming match against DePauw this Saturday. Their performance against DePauw will have lasting effects for the rest of the sea son. It's time again to make baskets for the The pressure is on as only the top 12 teams of people of South Bend who probably the Midwest will be invited to the wouldn't get a really good meal for Easter Midwest Invitational on • • L~~-.3·11~~ The Observer/Kristy Sutorius Aprt1.18. Samt Tuesday's defeat of Olivet was a singles event otherwise, and the WHC needs your help. Mary s perfor- the threat of rain cancelled all doubles matches. mance against We 'II be assembling the baskets and DePauw will be crucial to their 251-0674 appearance in the invitational, and the team is anxious to pre II A TUBA helping families carry them to their cars. pare. JAPANESE RESTAURANT Playing teams like Olivet will •Authentic•Healthy•Delicious Please come~ even if only for a few minutes. definitely not benefit the t1mm in Robert is the BEST Chef in Town! their preparation for the highly 2930 E. McKinley Ave• South Bend, IN l.tllll hi I !Mun Sun•• tunu rr. :;:\ton-Sal , 10 Jo'11 & Sal Th!lnks! Questions? 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JlownvPr, Karen Cowan in 4-3 defeat tournament, adverse weather put in a gutty performancP conditions played a role at despite being in the infirmary a By DAN CICHALSKI Bookstore Basketball. Players few hours bd'nre ganw time. Senior SraffWrirer could be seen dribbling around Like a Virgin featured five puddles and the slick conditions girls dressnd up in Catholic It was one of those " if" clearly led to some off-target school uniforms and gave games. shots. Amazing Grace and Chuck a run If .Jeff Fclknr had not been Serenity Now, the number 32 for their money. Like a Virgin thrown out in the fourth inning seed, rolled to victory over Pure trail1~d 7-0 early and quickly trying to advanee on a piteh in Debauchery, 21-2. found themselves down 20-7. the dirt immediately before Jeff "I think we played a pretty But thny rallied back and seomd Wagner's record-tying home good game," said team captain nine unanswerml points, beforP run ... If Felker had not been Hene Casares. "We didn't miss Amazing Grace put the game thrown out itt the plate on a too many shots and our of'fen away. Wagner double with no outs in sive ran very smoothly." "I felt intimidated," said Lukfl the sixth ... If just one of Ball A year ago, the team made the Schloegnl, a member of tlw win State's stellar defensive plays round of 64 before losing to ning tnam. "They starting get had gotten through the infield Malicious Prosecution. This ting physical and we wanted to or fallen in the outfield ... year, Serenity Now faces a swing baek, but we don't believe Maybe Notre Dame could potential matchup with in hitting girls." have pulled off a win at Eck Primetime in the round of 32. Another all-girls squad Team Stadium Tuesday. Instead, the However, right now they are just 8, featuring varsity swimmers Irish dropped a 4-3 game to taking it one game at a time. Kristen Van Saun, Carrie Nixon, the Cardinals, ending a 10- "Each time we get out there, Brenda Heilly, Shannon game winning streak and mov we gain confidence," said Suddarth and Anne Iacobucci. ing their record to 20-10. Casares. "Our practices are The Big East Champions faired a "It was a good ball game by going well, but we know there lot better in the pool than they two good teams," Irish coach .. are some sleepers out there. did on the court. as they fell 21- Paul Mainieri said. "They made L_~_::..L.::..L...... :..._:_.--_...... ::. _ __;..-...... :...i:Jtil:::J~li.ialY~Bbj.:J We're not looking past anyone." 4. However the team was with t reme ndo us plays all night. The Observer/Jeff Hsu Top-seeded Primetime saw out its star, Linda Gallo. They have good fundamentals Second baseman Todd Frye singled and came around to score the their first action of the t!mrna "If we had Linda, they would .. and make the plays." tying run in the fifth inning against Ball State Tuesday. ment on Saturday because of a have gotten beat," said Van Ball State made the plays on rescheduling. As expected, they Saun. "But we're going to work the Irish from the start of the game. sion with left fielder Ben Lassiter. cruised to victory in a friendly on our offense and be back in The Cardinals ended the scoreless pitchers' Center!iPldf'r .Justin Love lunged head first to contest with F.L.O.G, 21-2. Mike full fon~e next year." make a diving catch at the warning track on duel in the third inning. Jeremy Ridley, Larry Empey played despite a broken In a late game, Cheeseburgers Wagnpr's drivf' to right-centerfield leading off Bigbie and Brian Dorrmann all singled on three leg, but Steve Craig sat out to in Paradise used Jimmy Buffet the second. In the sixth, with two outs and a consecutive pitches to load the bases with one nurse two injured ankles. and Charlie Prisco to overtake runner on third, Love robbed the Irish again out against Irish starter Scott Cavey. South "We haven't gotten a chance Yosemite Sam and Backoff with a running catch of Todd Frye's fly ball to Bend native Matt Wood then worked the count to play together as much as we Mud11a'ps, 21-15. left-center and then managed to avoid a colli- see BASEBALL/ page 16 would like to," said Haam Jani. "We'rn the 33rd ranked team "But after Easter we'll have in our opinion," said Prisco. more time to prepare and come The round of 512 continues together as a team." this afternoon on basketball • SOFTBALL Mary Pat Cerrow's basket over courts all over campus. 'Geling' Irish ready for a tough one ,.-"~-"·''·r.; K Prelim in Team returns rtE Round: 1 ,a~;;;;;;.~a;;:ar,<"'l. J Primetime def. Flog from successful Team Shanequa and the In Crew, Their Sophomore Album def. The Harlem Drinking Club Tickle Me Gaby, This Time It's Personal def. Bobby Hurley, eastern trip Austin Crosherre, and 3 Other Guys Who Aren't Good To ... Ned's 4-4 Tibetan Pre-slamming Exhibitionist New Age By BILL HART Basketball Implosion def. Team Gandy's Assistant Sports Editor Captain 0-Child and the Seamen def. Dingus and the After a grueling conference road Pheromones trip across New England last Categoriallmperative?! def. Sexual Innuendo weekend, Notre Dame's softball Team 390 def. Team 408 team would like to take advantage Team 338 def. Team 489 of any opportunities that arise. It The Cassanova's def. Team 8 I • looks like luck is smiling on the Punitive Avengers def. Lumber Chicks I Team 380 def. 4 Men and a Little Lady I Irish, as they begin a five-game I Big King With Special Sauce def. Exploding Kiwis I home stand this afternoon against a Purdue squad that has struggled Maverick and the Nookie Runners def. Peanuts over the past two weeks. Amazing Grace and Chuck def. Like a Virgin The Boilermakers are currently Hey Dan, That Girl's on the Phone def. Peril With No Warning on· a four-game losing skid, with Poop Dreams def. Sanchez Surpirse their record tumbling to 19-18 Serenity Now def. Pure Debauchery and 1-5 in Big Ten play. On NBT def. Jerry's Kids Sunday afternoon, the Boilers Team 37 def. The 5 Dwarfs came within six outs of upsetting Hot Lunch and the Donkey Punch def. 4 Big Bufords and a No. 18 Minnesota in Minneapolis. Donkey Punch The visitors took a 2-0 lead into The Monkey Shot def. Team 150 the sixth inning, but the Gophers Team 153 def. Angst/CO+ 1 Notre Dame Sports Information Wafna def. We Can't Even Beat Ourselves .-·/ Senior outfielder Jenn Giampaolo expects tough games from Purdue . sec SOFTBALL/ page 17 5 Fi rs of Funk def. A lone Rollingstone The Observer/Jon King ~ Chicago State, Syracuse, 1l: Today, 5:05p.m. y Saturday, Noon • SMC tennis defeats Olivet 6-0 Purdue (DH), at Georgetown, ~w Today, 4 p.m. ~ Saturday, 4 p.m. see page 18 at Wake Forest, Track vs. Defiance, • Football program names assistant .!! Thursday, 2 p.m. s~ Today, 2:30p.m. at Ball State, Tennis vs. DePauw strength coach /,,'! Friday, 8:30p.m. S€ Thursday, 3 p.m. see page 15