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r Jr '' KT again tapped Tete- s.ope producer Steve Osbourne (U2, New Order, 1')PPY Mondays). The album was mixed by Michael . Brauer (Coldplay, The Rolling Stones, My Morning acket). lUnstall recently told a British interviewer .iat her acquisition of two "very sexy" guitars had Rascal Flatts), LeAnn for the first time wrote or ispired her to crank them for the new album, pre- ¥ J"WwAyl<... ~i~ wrote every song on the album, which she says iding a clue to the sound of her new work. my most personal yet." . ematt Jimmy at: [email protected] he album's September release will follow a busy The album is led by the rousing, Infectious :Immer of high-profile live appearances for KT, single "Nothin' Better to Do," which Is currel lqcludlng the worldwide seven-concert Live Earth climbing up Billboard's Hot Country Songs ( ('{ent July 7th, where Tunstall will perform along· LeAnn says of the song, which she co-wrote ~ de The Pollce, Smashing Pumpkins, Kanye West, her husband Dean Sheremet and Darrell BrO'l\ !.w.e Matthews Band and many others at the Giants was born in Mississippi and grew up for the first adium, New Jersey stage. KT is also scheduled for years of my life in a tiny town called Pelahat, , July 13th spot on the popular summer live music We wrote this song as if from my alter ries performed outdoors in New York's Rockefell- girt who never got out of that small town. Center, and telecast on NBC's Today morning all that's left to do is cause a little trouble ow. Nearty a year and half after Telescope's U.S. have some funl" lease, the album's third single "Other Side of the .orld" continues to climb the Hot AC radio airplay, The accompanying video, co-directed by Ri tart and both "Black Horse and the Cherry li'ee ' and David McClister, portrays the story I ld "" are still among the top 15 young woman done wrong. The video is set lost-played songs on AC radio. women's prison in the south in the 19305 et your coins ready. the Holldays are here and so I,======~filmedI at the Old Tennessee State Penlte L real prison in Nashville which also provi e the records hun. backdrop for Tom Hanks' "The Green Mi the Robert Redford, James Gandolfini starrer d that's Muslc..• This Week In Texas. "Nolita Fairytale" ,the first single off Heroes And Last Castle. " The beautifully artistic video, 1 thieves, sets the tone for the album with a unique has been a staple on CMT since its debut in evolved sound displaying Carlton's trademark May, features scenes filr SOaringvocals and intricate plano melodies. a vintage hand·cranked camera that creates an al ~Ihave been blessed with an incredible singer! period feel and a Chicago- ~ter who amazes me every time she sits dance sequence with - at her piano and plays and sings. Our Belief choreographed by her h h other is something that I will cherish! And Dean. fight to the end for my V." Ganesh! States ·"Lorenzo, CEOof The Inc. Of the new album, LeAnn lieves, "It's a true reflect .""the magical combination of Vanessa and Irv Is my inner, most honest th .fordng. people to put their preconceived notions I've really opened my hea iiside and think outside the box," "Vanessa's new soul on this album and it captures the woman !l1bum is a breakthrough achievement on all sides; become. I literally grew up in the spotlight ttor 'universal Motown, for The Inc. and their great the last 12 years and in that time, all of my ~, and for music fans around and gracious supporters have become likl the world hungering for the kind family. This album is a thank you to E of ..lfsht and passion that only, one, as none of this would be possible wi i tarlton can bring.' them." Sylvia Rhone, President I Mot~n Records Whether it's the folksy, southern rock "Nothin' Wrong," with the incompal ,ton burst on to the soulful Louisiana native Marc Broussard tn2002 with her at- achingly vulnerable ballad "What I C ~, unleaShin! Change," the touching tribute to 1smash single •• everyWhere "Pretty Things," the blUr " which reached nis Joplin-like torcher "One Day Too Billboard Hot the quintessential anthem for women lmering prestigious Grammy Friend and a Glass of Wine," the high! Song Of The Year and Record latable power ballad ode to relationship st, red ~ the hit ·Ordlnary Day." "Fight, " or the startlingly confessional lyrics her Platinum-plus debut album title track "Family," LeAnn says, "these arl Harmonium. songs that just touch on the surface of top1 are real life lessons that people everywhere able to relate to. "

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Mama's Boy PhotoGraphics images of Mr. Clements at Briar Patch, Bricks II, Inergy, Lazy J, Finally, resident MOVIE maven Steven Lindsey Nsomnia, Psclttc Street, Picasso, Rainbow Room was mesmerized by the rich-with-emotion and andToyz Disco, as well as the still-going-strong visually stunning import Steam: The Turkish Bath, Brazos River Bottom, Cousins, EJ's, Guava Lamp, an over-marketed-to-the-gay-community-for-too- JR's, Mary's, Montrose Mining Company, Ripcord too-obvious reasons film that witnessed the also and Viviana's, in addition to the well-patronized visually stunning Alessandro Gassmantreading the Basic Brothers, Black Hawk Leather, Lobo fine line between hetero- and homosexuality when Bookshop and Record Rack and Crossroads he inherits a bathhouse in Turkey and is introduced Market and the oft-visited Club Houston, French to its homoerotic underside by a striking young Quarter All-Male Cinema and Midtowne Spa. man named Mehmet who knows quite a bit about 'Causewe had the Bayou City covered eight years undersides himself. ago...unlike Mama's Boy's revealing photos of Andy Clements. 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Alamo CiTEA So,we went to the Saint's My Spacewebsite, 'cause we wanted to look at the pictures of all the dollies, and we decided we'd check the 962 at this point Friends that they have, just soze we could get an idea of who or what likes the place. Well, marketing surveys are ber, and we're always excited to hear about all of the important.. ... At any rate, we happened upon a certain new and wonderful things that are going on in her life. stunning stud by the name of Dan whose on the first So, we waited...and waited....and waited, expecting a page of the Friends list and absolutely melts our butter, veritable onslaught of divine dish to spew from her doncha know. Dayum, he is one sexy man. Turns out fuschia-tinted lips, but the only thing she could tell us he'soriginally from Sunland, California - which just hap- that was new was that she and Frank will be honey- pensto be a hop, skip and a Jeep ride over the hill from mooning in Moorea and that they're registered at where we used to live in West Hollywood. Why, we Nordstrom. We're hoping a Luther's gift certificate will were practically neighbors! Pity we haven't a clue suffice... where he lives in Our Town. But, we do know where he works - and don't think we won't be hanging out around We were chatting with our good buddy BDRin the park- his office hoping for a little sneaky-peak at him in all his ing lot of the Annex the other night, seeing if we could radiant glory. It's just amazing how the Saint is a mag- find out where to have a bit of a good time, and he was net for hotties like Dan.... kind enough to tell us that for just a buck and a half we could have ourselves the best blow- job in town. Well, Speakingof hotties, we ran into a couple of them by the we immediately got out our wallet for the cash, and name of Joe and Enrique over at 2015 just the other began to unzip as we moved into the darker recessesof night, and immediately snapped their images to prove the parking lot, when he clarified that he meant a blow- that there are a lot of people in SA that just adore Dick, job shot, and not a means of releasing all the tension and they now know that to find Dick, you've got to go that we'd built up staring at Draven's big boots all night to 2015. Why, even Veronica - the tantalizing temptress long. So, he led us back inside and treated us to sev- eral of the exotic elixirs...which only made us stare even longer and harder at Draven and his enormous foot- gear, thereby increasing our tension and making us wish that BDR had just taken care of us in the parking lot like we thought he was suggesting. **HEAVY SIGH**

And while that particular sound effect is in play, you should know that it also sounded out the other night at the X-ing when we were.trea-ted to the vocal talents of pictured with the beefy beaus - knows that 2015 is the placefor Dick, and since she loves Dick so much....well, there she is, right up in the middle of it. Naturally, we got right up in the middle of Joe, 'cause he's got an amazing **BLEEP** ....Huh, wonder why our keyboard did that ....

We popped into Heat the other day - which, for some Sick-mindedindividuals might mean we were hot...well, come to think of it we were...but we digress - we exclusive tour. And if even that's not enough to make perky potent potable the equation. And a certain debonnaire dude by the name of Chad who you want to sublease space in the uber-pub, then pourer was just a' Tad finally, in photo four : really knows his way around a microphone. To be hon- Martinish surprised by est we weren't sure if it was his soothing and melodic please do remember that the stunningly breathtaking and after a double, what he was seeing. vOi~ethat was making us swoon, or the fact that the Josh just happens to be on staff there....and that, our three shots and an infu- way he holds a mic brought back fond memories of dear friends, is reason enough we assure you. Now, as a rule, we're sion of X-rated - Javier when we used to have intimate relations or, whether not ones to go 'round returns to his true it was the huge, really big..uh, buckle yeah, buckle Speaking of reasons, some people don't need any to spreading rumors - oh nature and releases the that he sports on his jeans, but we truly did find our- remove their clothes, and we were reminded of that really, we're just not the wild side of himself with selves light-headed and just a little bit starry-eyed as he fact during a recent spin gossiping kind - but suf- Ken. We immediately crooned a less disco-inspired rendition of Dolly Parton's through the original fice it to say that it all rushed to Randall and Baby I'm Burning. If he only knew how we were burn- coolest place on Earth, had something to do ordered a round of ing, perhaps he wouldn't have held the rntc that South Beach, just the with divine danceur de everything that Javier way....doncha know. And damned if he didn't look a other night. Not only dique Davier, a prize- had imbibed...but, by helluva lot like Kenny Chesneydoin' it....now you know did we run into a newly- winning zucchini, two then, Ken and Javier why there was such a heavy sigh. bronzed and even more packs of Extra sugarless were gone and Dolores buff Chase,but we were gum and a pair of was off with one of the Finally, there was a introduced to a young Levitator No See Um penile projectionists and club full of sighing, lad by the name of socksfrom Defeet International. Is it any wonder Tony we were left holding our own selves in the corner with screaming and Carlos who not only looks somehow affected? Sofonda....well, we tried. No wonder JR's is the teary-eyed fans in emulated his idol, Number One Gay Bar in Houston! the house for the Chase, but also con- So, we're at JR's the debut of Krystal vinced anyone and other night and we ran Meanwhile, out in the Kelley's illusion of into our good friend Gay Southwest, we ran Juan Gabriel, and Javier. Javier and we into our gal pal Melissa our Cruise Camera like to get a little tipsy Clinton at Crystal and, was naturally on everyone in his aura to together on occasion, after searching her for hand to capture all reduce the amount of and we thought it would any thumping devices the excitement. fabric on their bodies. be a vicious camp to fol- she might have on her Now, we're not as He started with Gabriel, low him around and person, sat down with familiar with Juan's which certainly didn't watch as his personality her for a nice long chat. work as we are with hurt our feelings, and change from shy, de- The dishy diva was oh...say, Ricky then moved on to Peter, w recently a special guest Martin's, but based who needed just a at the club's Miss on the audience reaction to KK's impression, it was weeee bit of coaxing to Fiestas Patrias 2007 almost like EI Destino watching the popular performer pageant, and she just present such a different facet of his talents. In other had to tell us everything words, honeys, Miss Thing was born to portray Juan that happened back- Gabriel. In fact, the illusion has proved so popular that stage during the com- the Azteca representative that was groping us under mure and oh-so- petition. Babies, you wouldn't believe it. She was the table said he's hoping to launch a worldwide tour reserved snappy dress- telling us all about Michelle and Monika and Katherine with Krystal because, that way, they'll be pretty sure er to groovy guy gone and Salma and Amanda and Vanessa, and tried to get there won't be a danger of their star walking literally off wild. In our first image, us to share with her which one was our favorite. Well, the stage....'cause Krystal never does that ..... you will see the snappi- we're no fools, sweeties, so we just looked her square ly-dressed Javier being in the eyes and said, "Why, you are precious one...." Space CilEA shy, demure and oh-so- We must not have been very convincing, though, 'cause Even as you read this, the hippest, coolest yet hottest reserved. In the next before we knew it she had grabbed one of the sexy and most urbane urban video lounge will have opened photo - after one of cashier's socks, stuffed it with a wad of bev naps and its doors and be in the Randall's refreshing began thumping us right there on the dance floor. We throes of the grandest were so close to a clean getaway, too.... of grand opening cele- brations. That's right, Back in the 'hood, we dropped into Guava possums, the incredible Lamp to visit with too- and fabulous new tempting too-hunky honcho of Meteor is offiCially now Naturally, Carlos has the head variety Leo, the player to beat in the become our newest and and were treated to a Bayou City bar battle, bestest friend because surprise appearance by and it's the only place to of his ability to coax, the one and only Kara be and be seen if you and we now follow him everywhere to enjoy the Dion - she of the famed want to be considered Dion triplets set. view....not that we have one of H-town's glowing NaturallY, we wanted a to follow him for very far, 'cause everything we wanna glitterati. Not only will photo of the two natural see is right at SoSe.... becoming a patron of wonders, and couldn't the lively and large liba- adult beverages - you will see that Javier has forgotten believe - after we tion lounge guarantee And while we're on the subject of seeing things, you'd himself and is cozying up to Dolores. In the third image processedthe pic - how you a certain cache amongst your circle of friends, but think that Montrose Mining Company mixologist Tony chesty the comely - and after yet another of Randall'sconcoctions - Javier it will also afford you the opportunity to meet and greet would get used to seeing some of the things that go on l~~cuties both are. Why, is beginning to return to his senses, and has at least hot hunks such as Luis, whose beefy bod and fab face in the legendary Pacific party place, but our Cruise it's virtually impossible to say with any degree of cer- we ran into repeatedly at the club during our recent Camera happened to capture a moment when the introduced a rather dishy dude by the name of Ken into .~ asleep in our TWTmobile and then back in the club at danceur de dique. Now how does that look (as Norma A very special thanks go out to our new very best 10 am for several rounds of their buck Bloodys that do Kristie always says....) friend, Julian Harris, who just happens to be both Mr. such a great job of taking the edge off after a night of Dallas Eagle 2007 AND Mr. Texas Leather 2007. Jules staring at goddesses descended from Mount Olympus Well, we didn't win the flat panel TV, even though we was oh-so-kind enough to provide us with our ride for and such. Well, okay, we admit it.. ..we've also been bOughtsomething like a gazillion raffle tickets, but that this year's Alan Ross Texas Freedom Parade, and we staring at a studly staffer's legs a helluva lot recently, doesn't mean that Pekers isn't still just about our wouldn't have looked half as good as we did if it wer- too - since he's nice enough to bare them for us - which favorite libation lounge in the entire Metroplex. The ent' for him. To show our thanks in a more concrete has also forced us to linger a helluva lot more than we guys are gore, the drinks refreshing - and Toni Pagehas way, we've issueda certificate - redeemable at any time anticipated and caused us to awaken in our cars at 10 this delicious habit of dropping by to sit on our laps and - for a private boot-licking (and other appropriate am just in time for those edge-reducing buck Bloodys tell us over and over again how grateful she'd be if only accessories)sessionthat we feel will adequately display •• that are now so famous. Babies, between Vega and we'd agree to pretend to be her partner so that she just how truly grateful we are.... that staffer, we haven't been home much.... could make a certain studly staffer jealous. Usually,we don't have a problem with that - hell, remember that We always like to go over to Bill's Hideaway for their Big 0 TEA green card wedding we had just last year? - but for Sunday night Open Mic night, not becausewe have any some reason we just can't make ourselves toss these delusions whatsoever that we can sing, y'all, but TRUST, that's definitely something worth celebrating. Honeys, we were so busy with Pride Week festivities dice...maybe because we have eyes for said staffer, Foreven more photos of the big event, be sure to check that we barely had time to get a facial, manicure and because we always hope that we'll run into our future ourselves. Well, one must protect one's interests, nest out the special In Focus feature we've devoted to the pedicure and butt wax, let alone spend time cruising for husband, Gary Floyd, while we're debating whether or girls and their admirers right in this very magazine. pix of all the big events going on in the even bigger Big ce pas? not to break into a rousing rendition of Send in the D this week. To make up for it, please do take a look Clowns or Feelings. For the most part, Gary always Finally, while at the CPthe other night, we were prop- at the special two page In Focusfeature of the Parade For the one or two of you that may have gone looking shows up and saves the audience from an aural dis- erly introduced to a dapper duo whose names, we were and Festival that we've included right here in this very for Rocket Bar and found it missing from the nightlife taster, but we've still been completely unable to con- told, could not be printed because one of the terrific magazine you're now holding in your Slightly damp lit- scene, then we are happy to share with you that that vince the sexy song-stylist that we really are the ones tle hands.... club has blasted off for parts unknown and has been that he wants...000, 000, 00000000000 ....• replaced by a libation lounge so luscious that it just That's not to say that we weren't out and about a bit, makes the corner of Lemmon and Reagan so much If you're looking for Kourtney Wells, please don't look and we've got a few fab photos to share with you to more glamorous, doncha know. It's called Rush - ya for her at Crews Inn any longer - well, at least not prove it, beginning with a huge, really big meeting of know, like the head or what you do when you realize behind the bar anyway. We haven't yet been given the the musicai minds and other vital organs that was held you've got five minutes to make your flight out of Love 4-1-1 on exactly why sista is no longer slinging her at JR's recently. Included in this noted event are non- Field - and it's destined to become a permanent fixture slushies at the renowned Fitzhugh Fun House, we just on the Gay Line Tour of Oak Lawn. We're especially know she isn't. It's gotta be all of the bookings she's thrilled with the party palace's Wednesday Best Chest been getting since being voted TWT's Entertainer of the contest, when all those beautiful men that spend just Year for Dallas...must've conflicted with her daytime hours and hours working the pee deck at Bally doff their job ....yeah, that's it..... shirts and show off what it is they've been working so assiduously to create. We've already licked some salt Finally, please circle your calendars immediately if not and tequila off of a few sets of nummy nips and found promptly for next Saturday night, September 29. That's it quite delightful, so you know where we'll be mid- when studly DJ and Zen-master Paul Kraft pulls out all two-some happens to be of the attached persuasion week from now on.... of his 12-inchesand mesmerizesthe after hours crowds and any reference to the fact that he was out and about at Club Dallas. 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Now, if the cho of the head variety Eric 1; DJ extraordinnaire spent just hours perky pair was merely having a thrilling tryst at the pop- Michael Burton, honcho of another variety Eric and and hours talking TEA and Chocolate about all that is gay ular San jacinto suds seller, well that's a trick of a dif- guest deejay Corey Craig. Corey was the extra special For those of you that just adore anything to do with in the Metroplex - ferent pony, now isn't it .... guest deejay at 54, flown in at great expense by the satire, pantomime and the dance (as Naomi Sims used including the newly powers that be at Cavenand completely capable of get- to say,) you are just going to go absolutely crazy over re-opened and CowtownTEA ting the toes to tappin and the hips to gyrating at the our very own Hot Chocolate'snew My SpaceLegendsof Cedar Springs dance hall one recent Friday night. Look reduxed place to be If you wanna talk about goddesses, then you definitely Illusion interview. 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