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'Tickles Valdez' After amusing the audience with very odd audio lay- Wrestlers with names like squared

around their waists. 1 ered over the blackncss of Fed I lall, Jim Rose opened off with plastic peniscs strapped

the of the the Friday night performance with a bang, setting off leave it to you to figure out goal tournament,

wild firecrackers encompassing the audience. and if you let your imagination run you'll come up

After in hiatus due to back Jim with idea. a year a injury, a pretty good female Rose has taken his merry band of freaks back on the The second added attraction is sumo

road. The show has undergone some changes and wrestling. The competitors in this new sport are Judy

"Piledriver" Wilson. additions since their last appearance at Fed Hall "Bullmooso" Jenkins and Katie

almost and half 'Illcsc two in at 362 and 404 a year a ago. women weigh pounds crowd However, the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow retains its respectively, and they were a definite pleaser.

Jim himself still in the show, swal- initial shock value, and contains many familiar Rose performs

members of the show include the and them a aspects. Original lowing razor blades regurgitating onto

of human dart Circus Queen, who lies on a bed of nails, the Fnigma, piece string, acting as a board, placing

for his and from who composes and performs all the music the a spoon up nose, escaping a straight

shows, and Mr. lifto, the infamous performer who lifts jacket.

heavy objects with certain delicate parts of his anato- Rose is a great advocatc of audience participation;

invited on and instructed to stand my. one girl was stage of with The Fnigma, fully tattooed from head to toe, on him while his face was in a pile glass, Rose

pleased the audience with his ability to swallow seven proclaiming the whole time: "No jumpy jumpy."

which feet of tubing attached to a drink container holding a The evening ended with the human zoo, in

and blue smoothie made of Gatorade, yogurt and ginseng. all the members of the Sideshow were on stage

After ingesting the entire concoction, he proceeded to available to talk or sign autographs.

aIJ the contents in his and the After of what do best. Rose and regurgitate stomach, years doing they thrill and tubing. his band of freaks still manage to disgust back. The audience was then treated to one of the two first-timers and all the people who keep coming

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House is due to be finished for House September 1997. unearthed

Siemans Tricia rep- a smile. "The new grad house will wing. 'I"he central area of the facility

the of a physical and consists of a area and iandresenting Mayor provide presence circulation a all Waterloo, participat- monument on campus," added multi-purpose room accessible to

LORI DYSIEVICK Bricker with #22 Bricker will the After the McPherson. along ing in ceremony. both wings.

Cord News domollshfid middle of bo in tho April groundbreaking ceremony at #24 The building was designed by "The new grad house will be an

Bricker held the On Monday, March 10th, 1997 at to make way Cor the new building. a reception was in Fergus based architecture firm opportunity for grad students to

1:00 WLU President and Vice The construction of the new build- atrium in the Science James The meet and pm, Building. Fryett. 4,600 square foot socially, academically pro-

Chancellor Lorna Marsden and ing is expected to be finished for David Logan, President of the building will cost $300,000 to con- fessionally. The new house is to

of Graduate Studies Dr. of 1997. Graduate Students' Association struct. foot and will Dean Barry September The 2,300 square upper open Sept. '97, provide a for D. McPherson broke the ground The groundbreaking ceremony thanked everyone for attending and level will be divided into two wings, permanent home for graduate stu-

" MP the new Graduate Student Building was well-attended with the of thanked the University for their sup- the west wing houses administrative dents, said Logan. The new build-

Bricker St. The Elizabeth "The turnout and the and while to be to on present Waterloo, Witmer, Mayor port. was good office areas, lounge space ing is referred as "The Grad

Graduate Student House at #24 of Kitchener, Dr. Richard Christy, weather behaved," said Ix>gan with and a pub are featured in the east House." OUSA at WLU Election Results

KATHERINE HARDING financial assistance. because will Goorgo they say they come,

Affaire and doesn't Cord news Haptis VP- University mean they'll send money." LORI DYSIEVICK

confident OUSA delegates are set to con- member of OUSA's Steering 1 lowever, Raptis is that Cord News

the the verge on VVLU's campus March Committee views it as an opportu- won't be a problem, stating, The results of 1997 elections for Board of Governor student repre-

14-16 for their annual Genera! nity for, "wider policy discussion." "schools have to show up with sentatives and the student representative on the Senate were tabulated the

March of Assembly. Board member Renec Pelletier, their cheque to be allowed to par- evening of Friday, 7th, 1997. Willi a large number candidates, many

The weekend will be has both the results deal highlight- expressed concern regarding ticipate." running for positions, were split a good amongst the can-

ed fees for the OUSA is that didates. by a steering committee meet- receiving delegate's a lobby group

ing and two discussion sessions, weekend. represents over 110,000 under- The BOG and Senate elections this year were enjoyed a much higher level

including discourse on student Pelletier commented, "just graduate students across Ontario. of participation and many more candidates then previous years. year's

Senate representatives were acclaimed, winning their position by default due

r seat to lack of student interest in their selection. lTie one open in this year's

student Jason election went to 4th year George. the The Board of Governors needed six representatives and student popu-

lation elected Jeff Burrow, William Chung, Nina Gazzola, Jason George, Devin

Board of Alarming Grady and Jillian Osborne. Last year till of the representatives for the Governors were also acclaimed.

• RESULTS: (voter turnout - Senate: 4.9% B of G: 4.4%)

O'Crime BOARD OF GOVERNORS Bag Jason Georgel 14 {Elected to B ofGfor a 2 yr term)

Will Chung 89 {Alternate 7)

Cause Disturbance chest pains in the Students Union from the Scicncc Bldg. Samir Jain 35 (Alternate 2)

0210 hrs. Thu 06 Mar 97 The Del Col 29 {Alternate Bldg. individual was trans- Anthony 3)

Officers of Unauthorized Domenico 24 {Alternate responded to a report a ported to hospital. Soliciting Magisano 4) group arguing and yelling in the 1630 Hrs. Fri 07 Mar 97 Spoiled 47

Students Union The False Alarm of Quad. group Fire A report was received two

sent their No further 0230 hrs. males sell SENATE was on way. Fri 07 Mar 97 attempting to stereo action unknown activated of the was necessary. An person the speakers from a van in one

fire alarm station at MacDonald parking lots. The males were Nina Gazzola 150 (2 yr term)

{2 term) Assault 1 louse. No fire was found. identified and it was learned that Jason George 127 yr

0230 hrs. Thu 124 06 Mar 97 one of them had been previously Will Chung (2 yr term)

A male student False Alarm Devin 118 term was apprehended Fire warned. He was charged with Grady (1 yr effective immediately) when observed him an officer 0200 Fri 07 Mar 97 trespassing. Jillian Osborne 100 (1 yr term effective immediately)

the punch another male in face, An unknown person activated the JeffBurrow 92 (1 yr term effective immediately)

'flie will be forward matter to the fire alarm pull station in the Trespass

DAC. Science Bldg. 1600 Hrs. Sat 08 Mar 97 Melissa Moore 78 {Alternate 7)

Several non-university males were Anthony Del Col 56 {Alternate 2)

Medical Assistance Theft Under$5000.00 evicted from the Athletic Complex Samir Jain 46 (Alternate 3)

2330 hrs. Thu 06 Mar 97 0130 - 0400 Fri 07 Mar 97 after they refused to leave when Domenico Magisano33 {Alternated

An ambulance was called for a A custodial stall' member reported asked. Trespass warnings were Spoiled 3

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Disposal ofcredit card, records may Laurier students prove costly to

"I she use VVI .USU's shred- does Metzger said, might go gest paper that the lack of an expiry date company, do der. a store instead. They not allow the credit card purchases to bigger "I will make her of the good rates." aware to be accepted. give Wilfrid Laurier University sensitivity of the issue." Dawson Waterloo manager of Travel Students' Union, who rents the said. CUTS Lisa Laycoe also said that centres Travel CUTS, said their WLUSU's own profit without the expiry date, the infor- space to credit card records file in to the travel on mation about students and their relationship company keep finance office for that of a landlord to ten- the corporation's credit cards is useless. Laycoe was strictly for audit five years purposes. explained that the Canadian ant. what tenants Red Deer, another of WLUSU's Federation of Students' owned trav- "We don't govern

lease them the renters, files credit card receipts a busi- d0... We space," el company was non-profit and sends their records to their WLUSU of business opera- ness. "We can't afford a paper manager

Dan Dawson said. "It's not main store in Guelph. shredder," Laycoe said. The tions my The Bookstore CUTS files to how Travel CUTS University's University Plaza Travel place govern as does three its work." shreds credit card records, its credit card receipts for organizes paper and Gold after certain time After learning about Kafadar's Purple a years, and privately recycles. Dawson said he elapses. The Business Office files a Margaret Gallant, Visa Canada's disposal policy, card and would speak with Kafadar and sug- copy of credit purchases. manager of Risk Management could Security said that expiry dates credit student be fabricated to commit MELANIE SEAL copy lists included names easily

numbers from card fraud. "That's still a very high Cord News and credit card trips

around 24, risk. They shouldn't be disposing In a world where purchases c an be purchased February at all. I'm the 1997. them that way surprised made over the phone, through about the dis- the bank didn't inform the corpora- mail, and on the Internet the most When questioned the Gallant securi- of the lists, Kafadar, tion about dangers," common breach of personal posal Angela

Credit card of the Travel CITS satel- said. ty is credit card fraud. supervisor said Steve a Laurier student lite at Wilfrid laurier Metzger, numbers, in the wrong hands, can University the whose credit card number was on in that she had herself noticed lead to millions of dollars pur- "I've of Travel CUT's bank deposit chases unauthorized by the card information only recently. one shocked hear where his a bank lists, was to holder. never even looked at deposit "That's and the rest records had ended On March 9, the Cord found list. 1 just keep one copy up. poor. irre- That's weak. That's very Travel CUTS' bank deposit lists lying are recycled." very if doesn't have the full informa- When asked this SHOCK in the Fred "It sponsible." CULTURE on top of recycling bins travel Kafadar and stated would affect his choice of Nichols Campus Centre. The carbon tion," explained,

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use of that WLU President, I have drafted a I do not require the

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ADP offers an extensive and sales for with a half of back to the preferably product training program university graduates, along agree to donate it loft-style apartment, Mil In I would within distance to base salary plus a generous commission plan. university. this way. earn walking

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benefit of some of the - utilities; light gardening Monday, March 17, 1997 from 5:30 p.m. 7:00 p.m. at the Paul Martin Centre, Wilfrid Laurier tion would have the

another hundred In and lawn care can be contracted University. grand. recog-

the out us. nizing my benevolence, perhaps by Since this will be university would agree to name apartment

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theCord 4 March 12, 1997 -(News) Native Awareness Week

both fish and bannock. RAY SCHMIDT abused, mentally and physically. ers, corn soup,

of who CORD NEWS Finding structure and common The hard work the women

I in This past week, Wilfrid iiurier and "brothel's" the prison system is for laboured all day to prepare and

the University of Waterloo organized many the only sense of "family" they serve the meal was well appreciated

and hosted a week of Native culture ever feel. as nobody left hungry or unsatisfied.

and awareness. The week under- During the early 1970's 90% of After a meal, a drumming cere-

in of went some scheduling changes, as the children foster care were mony took place, performed by a

keynote speaker and Grand Chief of Aboriginal descent. And the figures young local group called Spirit

In First Nations, Ovide Morcredi had to haven't changed much. 1992, 20% Nation. Rhythmic drumming, cou-

cancel at the last moment. In his of the children adopted in the previ- pled with haunting chants,

An stead, and carrying with him a groat ous 10 years were First Nations peo- entranced the audience. opening

Reverend the impact was Stan McKay, ple. song was performed by group to

former moderator of the United "We have to ask ourselves, Ls this welcome keynote speaker Reverend

Church in Canada and recent recipi- a question of child welfare or geno- Stan McKay.

ent of the Aboriginal Achievement cide?" spoke Becker soberly to the I lailing from the Fisher Reserve

Award. two dozen in attendance. "One of the north of Winnipeg, Cree Reverend

The week began with poet and things that gets lost in the talk of poli- Stan McKay spoke eloquently about

playwright Drew Hayden from Curve tics and statistics is the people." the struggle and successes of Native

Lake, Ontario. Walking into the room Years of misguided youth create people today. Urging mandatory

for his and most resentment towards the self in courses in Native in schools speech, many peo- deep history

ple stood still for a moment, mutter- being "Indian." To revoke one's per- was a key point of his talk, suggest-

ing to themselves: "funny, he doesn't sonal roots creates many problems ing that, "without history, we will be

look like one." The self professed that are evidenced by Beckers find- a people without vision."

blue-eyed Ojibway Ls the product of ings. Hducation was at the forefront as

mixed marriages and diluted blood- Arleen Smith, of the Urban Native he suggested more to be done to

lines. But that doesn't exempt him I lousing Project in Kitchener, contin- teach others about native culture

from his culture, of which he writes ued by adding that even native fami- and history. From 1960 to 1980,

humourous accounts of. Reading lies who seek housing have a difficult native enrollment has increased an

excerpts of his work, a comedy play time. In Kitchener, the Project has 39 incredible 300%. And yet, McKay

Yet called "Bootlegger Blues," he com- houses for Native people. there commented, little has been changed

"this like much demand. in the offered. ments, is just a Saturday is a larger Today, programs

Discussion night on a reserve," poking fun at there are 90 families on the waiting afterwards proved to of the lec- of of reserve list, to on their be the most SCHMIDT many the cultural traits desperately trying get moving part talked life and typical "Indian" life, keeping feet. Many people who receive hous- ture. Natives in attendance

RAY and about the of the audience asking for more. ing are on assistance 20% are necessity a common,

offered united front in with the diffi- Tuesday a departure from acquiring schooling. dealing rather PHOTO: humour, as Jean Becker and Arlene The most haunting story Smith culties facing native people

Smith spoke about native adoption had to tell was of the racism within than struggling amongst themselves.

"Before heal and housing. Becker, originally from our community. On numerous occa- you can your com- Last Native Awareness Week. Celebrations of Native week was in have have to learn how to Voiscys Bay, Labrador, has done sions, residents Kitchener munity, you of Waterloo. culture were held at Laurier and the University families heal native some research in the prison system petitioned against native yourself," began a young

of his of this province. moving into their neighbourhoods. drummer, speaking own strug-

of and tol- to come to terms with She was startled to find a large In this age understanding gles healing

proportion of inmates of Native blood erance - the 1990s - it Ls difficult to the many wounds ofhis people.

thathad been taken from their such Native Awareness week provided away comprehend open prejudice

those some of the families at an early age and put in against people, especially deeper understanding

and thrive. difficulties of the First Nations foster care. Collective raising of chil- struggling to survive many

The culmination of the formal Whether be within dren was normal when she grew up people. they

- of the week took on Kitchener-Waterloo or on a reserve as a child the entire community activities place

afternoon and in northern Manitoba, it is helping to raise a child. But today, Thursday evening. By important

from best attended, the Native that Canadians come to a greater the children arc ripped away far the

offered of traditional of these issues. The their own families and brought up Feast samplings understanding for IT-lnfopmstion Technology independently from their environ- foods. week lacked in attendance some said in the of the events advertise- ment. After a prayer was even though

students ments were freely. It raises is the Future The children, many times Ojibway language, hungry posted

ciders to out the that more need to brought up in homes with little and Native gathered try point people

traditional veni- themselves the this understanding of Native culture, such delicacies as: expose to people

often leave disillusioned, sometimes son stew, moose roast, buffalo burg- land truly belongs to.

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"Boom, Bust and Echo Canada's demographic

1980s, when the lack the time to neither nor early baby CRAIG GATES who were born after the Second babv boomers who Europe Japan experi- their enced boom. Therefore boomers were in youth, the Cord news World War between 1947 and 1966. wait in lines or to return defective a baby any rate for the seniors' market trends would not be applica- unemployment young peo- Students and faculty were informed The Dust is in reference to those merchandise. Although 21%. Plus the Echo slow ble to these economies. ple was as gen- and entertained as David Foot, co- born between 1967 and 1979. market will experience growth, Foot eration will serve to more market will continue to In regards to the economy. only put author of the best selling book While Echo identified the children of the teen the on unem- next noted that because baby upward pressure youth Boom, Bust & Echo, spoke at Wilfrid the baby boomers, those born grow for the ten years.

their Foot's fear was that if we Industries that will boomers are now reaching ployment. limner University on Friday, March between 1980and 1995. experience unable to create of sales to Foot earning and savings years, are opportunities 7,1997. The importance studying pop- declining according prime for our will and we increasingly becoming a young people, they Hosted by the Economics ulation patterns is that people's include: hardware, appliances, are rather than bor- either leave Canada or tear the be This is because the nation of lenders Association, Foot's presentation behaviour and purchasing can furnishings. While interest rates and country apart. For boomers have rowers. focused on how the demographic predicted based upon their age. baby already pur- in those that fear an overheat- tell chased these durable that will debt soared the 19705, Foot pre- Despite research included in his book could example, purchasing patterns us goods ed stock market, Foot believes be used for marketing purposes. growth in the market will persist for Boom, Bust & Echo is designed to

at least 15 more as the years baby empower reader with the reader boomers invest more from to the increasingly knowledge to profit the coming "...designed, empower for their retirement. Foot also demographic sliift. So far the book

warns that population changes are has sold over 180 000 copies in the with to fundamental in a change in of from causing it the profit Canada, placing top ten knowledge how markets work, noting that the bestsellers list for 41 straight

ratios are no weeks. price-earnings longer coming demographic shift." effective methods to determine a A professor of economics at the stock's value. Instead, demand in University of Toronto, Foot delivered will to be the market prove a more an informative yet humorous talk for Growth industries diets that interest rates will stay low effective indicator of worth. that conveyed the results of the that most Canadians will buy their last years. to human first of bifocals 50. The will be in household maintenance, and debt will continue to decline for In regards resource research he has pursued since pair at age how of boomers will tickets and casinos, books, the next decade. issues. Fool discussed many 1980. The one assumption upon first of the baby begin lottery low such is it fair financial and forms Interest rates are today, hot today's buzzwords, as plateau- which all his research is based, to turn 50 this year. Would be services, specific and bird because of the Bank of Canada, but the need for organizations that all one to that Lens (j-aders is in of recreation such as golf ing, plus every year we get year say then, Did because the of to restructure, are a result of the Yes - bird capital older. Foot remarked, "if you can the light business? watching. watching! supply

know that last in the exceeds the demand for baby boomers. The flattening of accept this, then we'll be okay" Since demographics can tell us you year increasingly was necessitat- more from those than the corporate structures The title of the book, Boom, Bust when to begin to market and where. United States, there was spent capital younger

boomers. Foot also added that ed the to a rec- assembled list of 'hot' on bird seeds and bird feedei~s than baby by inability promote & Echo, refers to the various gener- Foot a mar- Therefore this low interest rates alone a the Canadian kets for the next decade. Those on all is why tangle up pyramid. ations that make up was spent professional sports? workers to have sev- This shift from are not creating the economic are more likely population. The Boom applies to companies that are able to offer generational different in their & Ls not to growth predicted by governments. eral jobs career the largest population cohort in constantly improving service, plus Boom, Bust Echo, unique

Instead new measures must which have more lateral Canada, the 9 billion baby boomers higher quality, will attract cash-rich Canada. The United States, policy promo-

be taken stimulate in a tions, rather thanvertical. Australia and New Zealand all expe- to growth

where most have An informative rienced a similar baby boom after nation people presentation.

the Second World War. Therefore already bought what they need. Boom, Bust & Fcho Ls an encourag-

Foot read for interested in many of the same conditions out- On youth unemployment, ing anyone

noted that of about lined by Foot for Canada would an unemployment rate learning more demographics

16.5% is However Foot and how from the apply to these economies. Foot cau- quite high. to profit coming

tioned those in the audience that reminded the audience that in the demographic shift.

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Quick tipsfor the untrained traveller

MUNARETTO When land in don't MONICA you Italy

Cord international about the armed worry men and

I the If this whole page was mine, would the dogs at airport, you are

Canadian and like [ill it with stories about my wonder- they you.

If the summer ful trip to Italy last summer. Lucky you are visiting in

for 1 have narrowed be for heat. Wear you my topic prepared some- the that be done. It was my lirst trip abroad thing on plane can

I off hit land. with my parents, and learned peeled when you The

about The Venice carousel many things travelling. baggage room was small and crowded. No following is a concise list of tips for quite one

had the traveller going to Italy or checked to see that I takenonly

beyond. my own luggage, so stay on your

If need toes. you a passport, apply

early. Thev can take up to a month If you don't speak any Italian do

If need in not fret. in the to get. you yours a hurry Many people major

the documents and cities be all get necessary speak Hnglish, so you'll

local if lost need direc- head over to the office of your right you get or

but if MP. It's not guaranteed, they tions. However, you can speak

able to it. flat- might be help you get your any Italian, us People seem

received tered that to papers in a hurry: I my you are hying commu-

passport ten days and $85 later. nicate with them in their native

Keep copies of your passport num- tongue.

docu- If in ber, visa number and all other you can communicate

in If ments a safe and separate place. Italian, use it to your advantage.

find do Also call Bell to out how you you can speak dialect, so in your

will can make calls with Canadian oper- region only. Often people give

break ators at Canadian rates wile over- you a if you are apaosano .

business. If seas. Italy charges by the minute This is simple thev

it oil' the roads. 'Hie with Wake and head for (.he churches locally and has long distance know you may be back, they will do items get main McDonald's taste-a-like $3 up

fries. have what the first. charges that make Bell look like a what they can to make you want to large streets are gearing their prices small You can

back. If know that towards the card tourist. Plus I locals eat food) at local There more I charity. come they you gold (healthy are many tips

If will be to had desire to at with local charm. could and I haven't even your planning to wear any not back, they want get really no shop prices, give you,

of the of Footlocker while in Bata is full of beautiful churches. discussed the in jewelry, or bring anything mone- money they can out you right Venice, nor Italy party scene Italy

value which does have Shoes in Florence. The side .Just remember that be For the female readers there Ls tary not now streets, you may not yet.

"made in Canada" written on it, reg- Because 1 was with my cousins and hard to find Italian shops will granted entrance if you are wearing a long list of tips I could give you on

ister with If can't who the have clothes half the short that alone. it customs. you spoke Venetian dialect, I price. shorts, a skirt, or sandals, or a topic

it has been for less and I "found" If for authentic shirt without sleeves. Some of the if learn two prove yours years, paid always a you are looking However, you things

have to seat the restaurants. On the don't eat those main attractions are in from this article, let them be that you may pay duty on it in food, along greatest only open

when When other end of the if streets the food is often the For the to the you return. you come spectrum, you either, early morning. example they charge you money use

in and there is to than back from Italy the customs officers can speak both, only speak proper geared towards American taste Tomb of the Medici's Florence can, more Italy

in I 10 avoid vandalism. what find on the main roads. are looking mostly for gold, booze Italian other regions. buds: ate at Burghy's, a closes at a.m. to you

Do and drugs. not assume you will When buying things from street

get by customs. I have been out of vendors do not be fooled by their

the three and charm. follow the country times, cus- They same phi- has toms opened and checked my losophy as those mentioned above. bags twice. If you choose an item on display I When on the will often "one the same" booking your seat they get I jZm A oday's employers want to hire and plane try to get the front row. from the back, all ready to go. 1 mm

about chronic knee if it and check it before with the mix I Complain pain Unwrap you \ people right the front leave their If don'tlike the must, because row sight. you you ■ 9 • ' of education. With both traditional and

seals often has a few extra feet of quality, ask loudly for another. They I practical training, you'll be in demandfor I Avoid the middle seat of will with I didn't leg room. provide you one. 1 tomorrow'sbest That's how I the center section at all costs. I know this trick and 1 left with jobs. adding was a I mfci-

won't anec- Never a shirt 1 to university give you my personal chipped mug. buy a college diploma your dote here, in that is in if the "same just case you eating a bag, even I studies will help you to reach new while this. one" is your reading on display. Occasionally a

Speaking of food, do not hesitate better quality garment with the

ask the attendants for it will be but to a vegetari- same logo on displayed I J mjSßStf With a Career & Work Counsellor I an meal. While 1 was chiseling the cheap wet t-shirt contest quality I diploma from Sir Sandford Fleming I at the beside shirt will be the walk away mv brownie, girl one you away

in a I me her fruit salad. 1 had with. College Peterborough, you'll enjoy was eating Always comparison shop. I ■ V \ ■/

she had I fib the vendor and I mystery meat, pasta. • ven to say you l diversity of career opportunities with Another bottle of down the must: buy a water saw it cheaper road, they I ...aaiii. Municipal Employment Services, School I in the airport and keep it with you may match the price. I < ILJk I . Co-op Offices, The Workers' Compensa- on the plane, the air is really dry. If you want to buy some fashion 4 ■ tion Board, and provincial and federal

I I agencies.

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a broad elections national unity government and by June. Reach the top with a diploma from The insurgency in Southern Albania is the latest and most serious wave To find out Fleming College. more, of anti-government unrest sparked by the collapse of high-risk investment 5h contact Julie Fulford today at schemes, in which generally wealthier southerners lost more than those liv-

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theCord March 12, 1997 7 OPINION

Editorial

of Coasting on the achievements your parents

Attention graduating students: grades don't matter anymore.

York the This is the startling upshot of a study conducted by sociologists at University: "grades, quintessential

the of at least in the first three months alter measure of excellence in universities, arc no help getting jobs," finishing Cord weekly and the I a lot of school. Who are the job oilers going to then, if not to the brainy studious? can picture people stop-

that knew all it was the of Water Buffaloes member- ping at this point in the editorial, bragging they along power "The tie that binds since 1926" famous "social skills" other extracurricular activities that kicked the employment ship or the provided by really

mistaken. doors open. Well, you're that about the social but dead about their - it turns out Is You were light skills, wrong origin employability'

class as measured by parental family income has a largely a function of your family's income: "Clearly, background

have full-time York Paul on to theo- large impact on whether or notrecent graduates jobs." professor Grayson goes

dress and talk in interviews endears them to the middle-class rize that the way middle-class applicants mostly peo- whether be horrified. ple responsible for hiring them - they're nice and familiar. I don't know to happy or lack I try pretty hard at school. Is it all for nothing? Is my desirability as an employee totally dependent on a of .4 Wilfrid Lauricr University StudentPublication I I that I should be - I but what about those accent or how Gappy am? suppose happy am middle-class, qualified Interviewers? from less whose have not been a duplication of Joe People privileged 75 University Avenue West, Waterloo, Ontario, X21,3C5 university graduates lifestyles cultures be able with middle-class if the is sim- (519) 884-1970ext. 3564 backgrounds and other are not going to to compete applicants, goal

Fax: 884-7723 I feel about that. (519) ply to fit a socio-economic profile. don't good 884-1970 3566 Advertising: (519) ext. A of new needs be offered Maybe the solution rests with the universities themselves. slew courses to by the j and Theatre Department, in conjunction with the SBI-. I'm talking about practical classes in imitation disguise,! PR "That was the bunch of bullshit like whose makes at least If biggest where students arc instructed in how to appear someone family $40,000 a year. con-

I've been to." in 90s the universities must ever structing new economic identities is a necessary skill the marketplace, respond!

in What's sad is that do so in their -Mike Vencel It's no revelation that employers hire their own image. to learn, however, they

With the decline the of traditional of merit (marks), it own economic image. in importance measurements seems

like students from less 'useful' class redirect their from academics Editorial Board backgrounds are being pushed to energies to reinventing themselves. Editor-in-Chief Melame Seal in it This trend is destructive and needs to be resisted. It gets the way of social mobility, and more importantly, News Editor Torn l/rubes feel of their and the associated with it. It's encourages people to ashamed upbringing values/behaviours/speech Associate News Editor Lori Dysievick hard to know how to combat a huge social phenomenon, but can defuse the situation for yourself by insisting Entertainment Editor Aaron Hunter you numberof have on a life where merit mallei's more than the cars in parents' driveway. to some integrity. Assistant Entertainment Editor Robin Whittaker your Try

Sports Editor Greg Choumyk Editorial by Aaron Hunter, Entertainment Editor those the Cord the The expressed in this editorialare those ofthe author, and do not necessarilt/ reflect of Staff, Assistant Sports Editor Jim Donnelly opinions Student Publications. editorial Ixxird, or Wilfrid LaurierIJniversitij Features Editor Ann-Marie Smith

Life Editor Ann Haskin son

Production Manager Mike Vencel

Cord Staff

Production Assistants Sarah Hollands Colleen Nicholson LETTERS Editor theto Mike Caesar

Tina Tcim

Classified Coordinator Patricia Lancia with the city. An idea would be to

Another Presidential Auditorium WLUSP BOD Copy Editors Megan Atkinson call it"The Waterloo responds

Mary Ellen Lee applicant and Theatre". The TWAT would no Dear Editor,

International Coordinator Kaiherine Harding Dear Editor, longer bo associated with parts of I would liko to thank Scott Stinson

Cor his letter the editor last week. I was disappointed when I read Hric the female to Student Publications Staff anatomy. I lis I lenry s attempt to nominate himself Still on the topic of buildings our concerns about the restructuring

Photo Marion Hensel demon- Manager for the position of President of our stadium has a glorious past. Its cur- of WLUSP's Hditor-in-Chief

Photo Technicans Sieve Williams clarification the fine institution. Although he is rent name seems quite frankly a lit- strated that about

Joanne 1 It in two editorial not Spadafora admittedly qualified, noticed he tle droll. will forever be my new positions, pre- Art Director Kerr the Jeremy failed to mention any of the policies mind associated with alcoholic bev- viously addressed in Cord, is Systems Administrator John Maljkovich for he plans to enact. erages. Unfortunately, the prior needed alumni and the laurier On Line Editor Andrew White All one has to do is look around namesake left our town high and community. Norris Advertising Manager Robert to that there is much work that I that The and of FJC is sec dry. propose negotiations position salary Ad Sales Representees Nolin LeChasseur be the hon- with can done to improve quality of begin to rename stadium in now going to be shared a

Rebecca Shropshire life here last at Laurier. For instance our of the Brick, the remaining Managing Hditor, as is successfully Ad Production Dannielie Chartrcind Manager look the of of bastion of other at state disarray some intoxicating drink in town. done at Western and Ad Production Assistant Megan Barnard of the class schedulings. A case in Think of the traditions which could Canadian universities. The HIC posi- Sandra Canhci point is the third year business core. spring forth from this. I {very time an tion will receive an honouraria of

Gregory English it 8:30. 1 don't the fans could and the will Currently begins at opposing team scores $6000 Managing I iditor Andrew Wcirrack think God's that and I know toss bottles of beer them honouraria of The up early at or per- receive $4000. Atheletic Advertising Manager Pete Robinson I'm certainly not. As well someone haps bricks. $2000 difference between the two

the fact that Administration decide to give core Wednesdays The only duty which I have actu- positions is attributed to the

off. Whoever made that decision ally ever seen the president perform the HIC will be in Waterloo during President Laurie Legault should get a pay cut (thereby saving is of course the annual frosh week the summer and will have liability VP of Finance Kevin MacDonald the school money). Obviously it welcoming speech. Traditionally responsibilities. There are no fixed VP of David Janzen makes more sense to have Fridays these speeches have merely told stu- hours for the HIC position in the Public Relation Manager Michelle Love as the off, know week- dents how much fun will have therefore another day you long they summer, job can Board of Directors Shayne Lidkea end every week, just like second and of the hard work ahead of be easily accommodated. Beth Costelec Jen Clarke Mr. them. I think it would be of the Ls year. Hopefully Henry, although more help- Some remaining money Christine Gergich Ryan Lock he is in will be able ful if the would be Anthro, to see president more going towards paying a part-time Domenico Mcigisci no (he sense in this. realistic. It could be emphasized that Vice President of Finance $6000

The recent rises in costs for stu- the less energetic can also thrive who will be responsible for the Hie Cord will not print anything that is racist, sexist, or homophobic in nature, as deemed by the staff as a voting The Cord will not in violation its Code dents if body. print anything of of Kthics, outlined in The Cord Constitution. Cora are outrageous. Everyone is here they are willing to accept increased responsibilities of the $20.00 for subscription rates are term addresses within Canada. The Cord is printed by CanVVeb Printing. All per sick and tired of the little fees and in a general and newly formed Finance department commentary is strictly the opinion ofthe writer and does not necessarily relied that of the Cord staff, the editorial being program

board, or VVLU Publications. the rise in tuition. It is with from yearly having a C- average. I would hate to and taking out finances away

that mind that I in propose we amal- discourage those who think they are the Students' Union. When the Staff:"hx)duction" Paul Mcli;an, Lynn Pauli, Scott O'Hara, Mike McKenna, all the little fees gamate into one not good enough to make it. Students' Union completely took Tim Durkin, Caesar Martini, Ben Harris, Sean Moore, Ray Schmidt, Sterling fee. This much Lynch, Randy Waechter, Lric Henry, Cheryl Spencer, Firm Keating. larger seems easier I think Mr. Henry should have care of WLUSP's account several

to swallow. before for a given more thought haphaz- years ago, there was only need Contributors Monica (and contributing factors) Munaretto, never enough The of has his naming buildings ardly tossing name into the race treasurer that was paid an hon- sugar by-prducts, Craig Stephen, an insane caller, Bill Goff, Scott Stovers, been a contentious issue One lately. for president. It appears to me that ouraria of $250. However, through Vivene Salmon, HMCS Aurora, Spadafora's patience, Brian Geiger, Tina in that lias disturbed he Rebecca late tiling always me comes oil'as a bit of a joker. I feel the of completely her high heels, Becky Innos. Oldridge, a night DQ run, Kerry process becoming since - the from the Nick to Laurier is the fact (lie of Ls Thompson, Hnigma frightening geek X-files, Thompson, coming position President not one to autonomous from the Union the David GRS Simon lsbister, Craig Gates, some poor victim, Whitey's that the Theatre Auditorium is often be taken and I (eel that to Duchovny, lightly this treasurer was restructured ambient music, Mclean's retro music, and Vencel's Mortal Kombat CD (oh referred to as the the T&A building. may have happened in this instance. become the VP: Finance. old Hrasure The what a night), and an tune. Cord, although its I I laving been there think this name Heck, even his silly little rabbit The additional from will Lntertainment section is extremely progressive, believes that, proper homage money is retro It's not a real until extremely misleading and would have to develop a towards the 10 members should be paid to the aging classic. party someone thought go paying

until someone brings out their Frankie Goes to The breaks out the Duran Duran, demeaning. new president, platform upon which to run. of the Editorial Board honoraria

on There's in celebrating the It's not I lollywood vinyl. nothing wrong eighties. whoever that might be, should think the Paul Wellhauser again, while the honouraria of then. All had being stuck in the past. Times were good you to worry about about it. The name renaming should President was deducted 8% and will if would find out Jack was what was for dinner, and Mr. Roper about living reflect perhaps the universities ties make $6000. The honouraria paid with Janet and Chrissie on Three's Company.

8 March 12, 1997 theCord -(Opinion)

student who has been well, I add. Thanks from ERT 1 am a might

and walk- In to "the very popular Dear Editor, shoveling snow salting response mineral called the WEU since before Christmas. and inexpensive As a member of ways

'salt'" If know a little I want- Recently 1 have been working part you chemistry Emergency Response Team

can not see the prob- students know time with the crew and I then why you ed to let a grounds salt thick letter unfair to the lem with onto a few basic facts to allow them to found your vei-y pouring ice will tell that if services. We I work with. surface. 1 you you take advantage of our people

salt onto ice a few inches thick, volunteer (not To start with there is more than pour \V 0 U 1 (I are a organization and the it will melt the of ice turn that is by Health one in grounds depart- layer nevor think that paid!) sponsored person LETTERS EDITOR THETO and then it will freeze in ERT ment, in fact there four full-time it to water, that makes it services. In order for to provide arc way, and workers and few students. Phis The expensive rock salt of first aid for event all a again. very funny. 1 lowever, tho majority a team your not that walk- would solve the but it is to do is a means step, every problem the Cord's readers do not know Ben you have pick up request every feasible for the univer- and entrance is to be economically article form from health services and way, every personally. Because his was this. taken of mere four people. sity to purchase without the the most return it 2 to 3 weeks before your care by a position of Vice written even this: who A.C. These four wake at six My final point is are of forced event. Also, ERT and the offer people up President of Operations is subtle hint irony, we are to what to clear off the universi- to comment on proba- Red Cross first aid courses at a o'clock a.m. you you assume that what Ben writes, lien being changed back to Operations have no idea about? Have for students through ty walkways so people like you can bly you means. reduccdprice Manager, an unpaid position now the worked on a crew? On Buck @ ext. 2856. I would like bitch about it. In response to ever grounds If Ben meant what he wrote, Leslie appointed by the President to some the when were out Health Services, WLU A.C. "S4(XX) that this place rips you for," snowy nights you fine. That is what freedom of speech to thank on the Board of Directors. one few of do think drinking or playing football, a would and Dean Nichols, as well as a how much money you is for. If he didn't, he very Mr. Stinson slated that the new perhaps the division? people were trying to get sleep the hard team for a great goes into grounds like to let the rest of us in on working year HIC would have to "...sacrifice a of because we knew that at six o'clock of There is no ice patrol fifty men the positive growth. term of school." Actually, oppo- joke. call to with ice breakers so a.m. we were getting a phone Rachel Kate Inglis gas powered site is true; in the current HIC job Twigg salt the that walk to shovel the snow and to your highness may he or she would have to description do mind what bird clears the ice class Ice is not the only walks. 1 not working, Fitness article a easily. miss entire of classes while positive Early an year * who have of these four and I do mind is when people influence Dear Editor, responsibility men the restructured F,IC and the man- also idea what are talking about, in to the letter students, garbage and ashtrays no they be held Dear Editor 1 am writing response aging editor position can by inch feel have to nonsense at editor Slidin' fall into their jurisdiction. Every they spew road Suzanne I luntjens' article to the entitled "Slip full or pail time students. I just and the world with no real solutions. have the to of this university is cleaned in Health and Fitness feature of away". 1 answers some If including Mr. Stinson the, anyone Andrew Davidson cared for by these men, and rather las week's Cord. I really think that of your questions. still has concerns about WIAJSP

the brilliance of the article was like restructuring, the budget or any most of it 1 the "ice berg": description, please feel free to come proverbial

of the most of it was below to offices the third floor was below up or on the surface. who read this the Student Union building behind Anyone

article and that it was Alumni Ixuinge and speak with any thought just Just Do It" board member, the President liiurie another "Keep Pumpin'/ "I Kevin definitely missed Legault, or the President-elect jock-type message

the The article was really I VlacDonald or call us at X3559. point. than 4eill-Wycik Co-operative College is more just much issue. are about a more important a For over 25 we provided a Applications for the HIC position 4g'\''< Jpl|S j plate to live. years, have great student 14 It was about learning self-accep- ■' ' alternative to traditional residences. Private rooms, due on March and applications IP® snared facilities! the kitchens, great for all other positions, including tance. I ' ' in all Editor due March Since the 1 learned to walk, eet new nent s participate Co-op living and access Managing are on day £*•: : ' las °^er 'rom door- active. And 1 4»i, oronto t0 y°ur 2\. Good Luck! have been physically t.wi'' '

and 00 Lock have always had a healthy, fit, $342. Ryan Starting fromjust per month. r did the article WLUSP Chairman strong body. So why " 1 "hit home" for me so unbelievably

world to Cord's hard? Because we do live in a Congrats ! " Gomes Room • Roofdeck BBQs • Student Life that often seems to demand physical

be — and I to Dear Editor, perfection happen Underground Parking five-feet tall. It is I would like to congratulate and barely over very

mention 96 Gerrard Street East • Toronto • Ontario • M581G7 • Voice: (416) 977-2320 •Fax: (416) 977-2809 thank all those involved in the rare for me to ever my

• eMail: • Web 1 don't 101 l free: 1 -800-268-4358 wya*[email protected] Site: http://wwwjnfortmpjiet/~wydk Student Life section. This year's new height because, quite frankly,

like ;ibout it. But now, section to the Cord has been an talking right

I'm make an invaluable source of entertaining going to exception. that and informative articles. I especially 1 can honestly claim being

from are so small has never stopped me enjoy the weekly recipes that

that 1 have ever and to make. anything quick, easy cheap doing

the work! 1 look for- wanted to do. But 1 have to confess Keep up great that I have sometimes asked "self- ward to more innovations to the ■MM EYEVIEW^ to Cord like the Student Life section in critical" questions comparable

those Ms. in her IM— come. Iluntjens posed papers to BIMM" | Beth Costelec article. And 1 also have to confess

that there have been times, occa-

Ben when 1 wished that 1 GIORGIO ARMANI More Criticism for sionally, was R)i4Ruph Lauren Calvin Klein taller. We live in To the Editor: do, unfortunately, a OCCHIALI KYKWK \K eyewear

First of all, I WANT to believe that "Big Person's" world. •We Beat All Prices MI4MB I Competitors , vV - ;^ ;;; , - of last week I Y when Ben Harris wrote about For couple days K ' v*-

con- find a those and » a hard working student can superficial questions, •Repairs While You Wait I?' 1 kind of bummed 1 summer job, he was joking. I want sequently was •Also Available: K>£|j|j

Doesn't that all of us a out. happen to to believe that this was witty piece Featherlite Lenses jrZmc mmm-< cook- Cl*®* ofsatire, but that is impossible. from time to time? One of my •Thin, Lightweight Lenses «■ friends, who is beau- •100% Ultra Violet Protection j9 There was nothing in the lan- ie-giving totally J Scratch Resistant I that once told me that: guage of Ben s piece to suggest tiful, "Everyone themselves •Virtually Unbreakable I SaKm m lie did not believe exactly what he has something about

that don't like." 1 wrote. There was nothing to suggest they I II Arrival of the when 1 was feeling kind I New 11 1 irony, there was nothing to suggest Anyway, DaILY WEAR flfß** J m article reiter- satire. of down last week, the FEN^lLine to Perhaps, this article was funny ated an important message me | J | Soft Contacts j jj^B that have but had for people who know Ben personal- I always known, lost if H ly. Perhaps they know that Ben just sight temporarily: you l| A | J(r Jlk life yourself spend your comparing 2 pairs: Bi/O to others, and mourning the things I

will be Vision that you aren't, you never Single 1 1 I all free to accept yourself, and to see '/-a Eye Glasses i 1 ' ' ' the that are. [ >>/ of positive things you j jjAHA

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theCord March 12, 9 STUDENT LIFE

What's in the stars for you

On VIRGO news will present itself to near servo as an explanation. a posi- CHERYL SPENCER and early April promise to be more Wy\ you interview this Cord Student Life in favour. The the the 15th. Lucky days: 5,6. Unlucky tive note, an month your moon on Iiy (Aug. 22-Scpt.22):

will result in a job ofTer - think clear- 26th will cause an unusual days: 22,23. about it before deciding. ARIES encounter with Luck is on the for as the ly Lucky CS/O a stranger to occur. way Virgo Y needed close the 26th will show. You <4 SAGITTARIUS days: 11,12. Unlucky days: 28,29. (March 21-April 20): You are by a family moon on

member will a lot of (N0v.23-Dec.2o): as they are going through experience changes over W PISCES You have boon worried about will the next month which not a fam- a rough time; your listening ear you are (Feb. 19-March but don't used to. It to be Wild times will come 20): ily member lately, worry, prove to be beneficial. Lucky days: will, however, prove your way towards the end of the month. they will be just fine. You have been 25, 26. Unlucky days: 12,13. useful and beneficial for long term

Remember not to outdo or Happy Birthday to you! Despite stressing yourself out over petty gain. Prospective employment yourself minor this and should learn to relax. heads the end of the will it the next Your some setbacks, month details (ANCER your way near you regret day.

been into will be a Your a hot bath with - remember to all of mouth has getting rewarding one. IVy some stress Of) (June 21-July 20): month weigh you very love life trouble No worries, those generous nature has been much beads. Your is looking up your options. Lucky days: 1,2. lately. and it has the life Ls well these who care will be there for Your appreciated lately not even though single Aries treating you quite Unlucky days: 18,19. you. reflect unnoticed. Your for believes will find their - Extend soul is in search of a on plaas the they never days enjoy it. your caring path; gone

match. this 7,8. summer will come through the I.ucky days: 21,22. Unlucky nature to forgive someone close to LIBRA thought. Lucky days: by V 29th. No need to about are in Unlucky days: 24,25. next days: 8,9. you, they need of it. Good (Sept.23-0ct.22): worry dedication will off. marks will come to you near theend year, you pay

wail! will CAPRICORN 13,14. TAURUS of the month, but it wouldn't hurt to You are such a worry You Lucky days: Unlucky days:

if 30,31. 20): little more. You are in need an ulcer continue B (Dec.2l-Jan.l9): V (April 21-May study a give yourself you like have been. Your of a little spiritual review (not neces- to worry you

will become clearer in You to You must confront that somebody sarily religious). Lucky days: 27, 28. career plans poor goat! Everything seems

Your whom have been You the few weeks. The. advice of be down on you avoiding. Unlucky days: 14,15. next coming you lately.

useful. An will it, will be rewarded for your hard an elder will be exciting strength get you through so

is don't fret. Look at the news work towards the end of the month LEO venture proposed to you near good

but beware because stubborn / 25th - for it! There Ls a receive the 14th an your (July 21-Aug.2l): go mysteri- you'll near as

nature trouble secret admirer interested in indication of further will get you into ous positive news.

not to be so and ask for around the 15th. Even though you You have been really you. Lucky days: 3,4. Unlucky days: Try proud

and of won't it. are worried about the summer, a depressed lately, are in need 20,21. help, you regret Lucky

pleasant surprise will come your some tender loving care. days: 9,10. Unlucky days: 26,27.

that will Remember that fault SCORPIO way ease the anxiety. it was not your yfY\ Lucky days: 23,24. Unlucky days: and that communication is the key [ I L (0ct.23-N0v.22):

10,11. when facing the situation. Be AQUARIUS

stud! warned of a Pisces that may betray Your love life is picking up, you (Jan.2o-Feb.lB):

You you. You are a survivor and your must learn to be more patient

GEMINI ambitions will Don't for- in order for to work. You Some avoidance over an guide you. anything Aquarians think. X (May 21-June 20): to listen to heart. Lucky have not been spending as much Issue will hurt more than get your you

30. of It is usual that days: 29, Unlucky days: 16,17. time with a certain friend because not your communica-

Be tion On the other PHOTO I-iven though life has not been treat- your busy schedule. sure to skills are so poor.

remind them that Good hand, moodiness ing you the best lately, late March you care. your lately might FILE Bombarded by the advertising industry

Unfortunately, padded, pushed up cleavage would the path lo bankruptcy? That's a spend more money. 1, for one, am

his 1 1 head is look like when blown up to that size. small price to pay for free candy. not going to let my educated, dis-

about five foot 1 also with to that 1 hold out for broke self' sucked into am quite impressed am proud say cerning, get

tall and encased the ads the stalls in the Food nice before these insidious forces of on some very Tupperware advertising.

in I Court washrooms. the Social 1 I will continue to glass. Yes, They are handing over my Insurance lowever, enjoy

am talking next best thing to magazine racks Number and bank records. looking at that Guess Man.

about The with back issues of Time. The My theory Ls thai there is a con- 1 can't help it; he's right on my

Guess Man. who conceived this idea obvi- make students genius spiracy afoot to way to class.

Th e ously had the vision to sec that we

advertise- advertisement-free huge are wasting ten

ments in the seconds every time we go to the

S.U.B. are rela- washroom. Career Corner

addi- tively new Another stunning example of

tions to the cam- capitalism in the Food Court is the

pus, and I'm not video kiosk that continually displays ROXANNE COPPENS that intermediates with Canadian

how I a series of ads. Just in Student Life quite sure case my Cord corporations to provide graduates

about them. mind isn't rotted from So been feel enough you've making those visits with 6, 9 or 12-month internships.

While the MuchMusic and of The rev- reruns to Career Services and still haven't In addition to employment experi-

enue I come and stare at been able to find like. they bring Simpsons, can anything you ence, these internships can provide

in is need- ads for few hours. Since almost all the and badly a answers appear you withjob-related knowledge

ed, it Ls frustrat- The Is Once these tiling mesmerizing. to be on-line days, you won't contacts.

that adver- I was in the middle of a be hear that available BEXON ing telling witty surprised to your There are positions has invad- anecdote when I noticed them tising my friends' dream job could be waiting on the across Canada, and most of

ed yet another eyes wandering towards the screen. net. can be found in either Toronto or

RACHEL corner of That my was a bit hard on my ego. Career Edge is a new national Montreal. 'Hie salary is $15,000 per world. Those lights and flashing bright youth internship program designed year, paid semi-monthly. colours hard to to PHOTO: arc compete with. offer graduates a better chance at Applications must be sent to the I However, don't And in case don't have just you starting a career. If you are one of host organizations, who are respon-

MARY KATE SULLIVAN think the ads in the S.U.B. are hav- the for all the wonderful the money few who has yet to "surf the sible for selecting their own interns.

Student Life much effect on If I Cord ing me, anyway. products promoted on campus, net," now is the lime to start. You For more information on this

in You are walking the stairs the could afford Guess or a new there are to information 1-800-507- up clothing always people willing can get about Career program, call toll-free

Student Union Building when Tracker, why would I do backflips for a credit card. I love you sign you up Edge by connecting to the website BDGB, or e-mail info@

feel of' You casu- time Kraft Dinner is on sale the "free that offered a pair eyes on you. every gills" arc just http/Avww.careeredge .org careeredge.org three for dollar? a half' turn. 1 lis are look- a for One 1 A ally do eyes applying. day saw them The program was developed by The mailing address is:

I'm just glad that there isn't an out chocolate bars. ing away modestly yet provocatively. handing So Canadian businesses committed to National Youth Internship Program, ad with The Guess Girl it. don't what if I Ie must be shy, but he's still amaz- on I getting a credit card when helping youths find work. Career P.O. Box 142, TD Tower - 33rd floor,

even want to think about what her I'm broke could be the ing. first step on Edge is a non-profit organization Toronto, Ontario, MSK 1111.

10 March 12, 1997 theCord -(Student Life) StudentBudget Out Spoken Menu

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il beautiful that would the Dean Ls A low weoks ago, was a mean... my An shin- amazing opportunity Main Floor day in Waterloo. The sun was father? and this alteration would the birds were 1 Anyway, ing, singing, to plan your next trip! not be bad ifit didn't strike at the was returning to my home away so Get information on travelling to: times There I from home, Bricker residence. I left worst possible. am, WLUSU

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have met before several occa- high school. on and many other destinations.

I but time we see each Then, as have done many times sions every

of us drunk. "Well," 1 in the past, I returned to Laurier. other, one is

is in best offhand manner, This when something changes. say, my

that have been because I I'm not exactly sure what some- "must you,

home with drink." thing is, but when I'm at never

Albeit not the best of whiticisms, the cats I'm a different pereon. TEAR YOUR* an excellent to It's not so much that I am over- I see this as place

with the to embark on some sort of come compulsion establishing battle the with this This is assume an alter ego and relationship person.

where the thing comes in, tyranny of society within the con- change but the evil force which fines of our wonderful campus, tyrannical

restrains me from fascinat- APARTW of which, SOUL there is an element stress, making

four of if not conversation. 1 even after yeai~s attendance, ing, intelligent

1 have not been able; to reconcile instead say, "So I'll sec you around."

have rocks in head? 1 low with myself. Do I my be rude? Tills feeling of stress could be the could 1 so

number of Truth I don't know, but I am result of any things: my is, the of this evil force, apartment looking and smelling like now at mercy

is brain as it usually does; the fact that I live in which molding my

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theCord March 12, 1997 11 FEATURE 'NewAge 'healthalternatives

What is alternative medicine?

New health has been STERLING LYNCH interest in Age techniques generat-

because of conventional science's to deal Cord Features ed inability

with like arthritis, back and when editor turns to and asks issues AIDS, cancer, pain, What do you do your you

New Health alternatives? Well, do allergies. for a story on Age you

have become more of the nineties (read: wee- As New Age techniques widely what any hip techno-wizard alternatives serious illnesses, turn to the Internet. The information accepted as legitimate to nie) would do, you for less the least. Of when more turn to New techniques alarm- there is voluminous to say course, people Age illnesses in their lives. found a hit on ing everyday was the last time you single, exacting any

How do we explain the growing of New subject when Net I lopping? acceptance

Clearly, as it stands now, conventional What exactly is New Age medicine? Good question. It Age techniques?

Until science, can only go so Car and when also has an interesting answer. the human mind is confronted with 1996, The National Library of it tends to expand the mani- Medicine (presumably the NIJVI is an limits, "Sorry, fold. there is for no hope important American government "Sorry, not to cut when and therefore, must you," is just going it agency, they there is are the to die. know all about tiiith) classified New you person waiting

new answers. 1 You look for Age medicine as medical techniques

no Furthermore, in some that have "no satisfactory explana- hope New medicine tion for their effectiveness." Contrast cases. Age actually

will that the differ- its current definition of for works. You notice this with you," between the NlJVl's old defini- New Age Medicine, in effect since ence is of 1996: Medicine tion and its new definition one "[New Age is] ... an is just not the NLM's offi- unrelated group of non-orthodox emphasis. Previously, cial "If it don't follow therapeutic practices, often with to position was, going rules then it don't work." explanatory systems that do not fol- our just

new the NLM now low conventional biomedical expla- cut it Whistling a tune, nations." states, "it doesn't follow our rules,

work." If science can To better idea of what but it seems to give you a do for it will New Age medicine is all about, here nothing you, certainly

under the not hull to another technique. arc a few examples that fall New Age try

umbrella: folk medicine, herbal medicine, diet fads, The important issue when choosing any sort of path

of the homeopathy, faith healings, chiropractic techniques, to New Age medicine is information, but, course,

and could be said about conventional science. If acupuncture, naturopathy, massage music therapy. same you

for results, it is to remember that Clearly, New Age is not so far from mainstream as it was are looking important

there some that are more empirically once considered. You may have, at some point, already are techniques

sound then others. An excellent web site to check out is: been treated by one ofthe.se techniques.

Typically, New Age health techniques are usually www.pitt.edu/~cbw/altm.html. Canadian check out considered by individuals who have been disappointed For a perspective

conventional science. A lot of www.hsl.mcmaster.ca/tomflem/alt.med.html. by answers provided by

The benefits of massage

too diffi- mattresses absorb there- BECKY INNES You may think that it is impact

fore, benefits from the AND ANN-MARIE SMITH cult to massage yourself, however, stealing

table is ideal, Cord Features one particular area that carries a body. A massage

simulate advan- Our society is one that has changed great deal of stress is your face. but you can its

from these muscles refresh or an active community to a pas- Relaxing can tages by kneeling straddling

sive and to one. rejuvenate you. According your partner on a futon, yoga

of aches Robert the author of Minute firm bed. Many of us complain The, 5 mat, or a

which all be attrib- "facial muscles and pains can Massage, are subject 4. To prevent muscle strain,

Avoid uted to bad posture, a sedentary life to continual stress and tension". breathe deeply. pressing

and stress. When looking for a solu- The suggests that a regular five just from the hands and arms.

tion to these problems look no fur- minute massage is a "simple and Position your torso over your

ther than natural of stress and but don't bear down - your own fingertips. ways reducing hands,

off forward Massage is the answer. What better tension, as well as taking years glide using your legs

than back. To medicinal procedure combines emo- you". rather your keep

tional balance and physical relax- Regardless of the simplicity of hands from tiring, change moves

ation with stability? self-massage, its even more relaxing frequently to switch from palms

is to be to forearms and Massage now recognized as an massaged. Therefore, massage knuckles, even

alternative medicinal to fabulous skill to knees. technique is a have, your Concentrate on always

relieve stress, both mental and phys- stressed friends will love you! stroking toward the heart, not

ical. reach this Massage can help people Follow easy guide on how to away from it.

their health if a optimum through sim- give a great massage: Ultimately, massage was

and natural The feels ple procedures. 1. You will need a massage oil, commonly held philosophy,

who Unfortunately, people can available at any health food tliat we could "forget headache pills

from - benefit the most massage store, (or buy a squeeze bottle and anti-wrinkle creams.

who are and and fill it with safflower The people very busy or veg- key to feeling relaxed, young

like students - those etable lies tal- stressed, are oil, mixing in a drop or and vibrantly alive in your

who often lack the to discover two of In world time essential oil per teaspoon). ented fingers. todays busy

excellent stress A few will do. better to balance massage's relieving teaspoons usually there's no way benefits. Massage exercises help 2. Collect some old sheets and tow- body and soul, and help you keep a

reduce tension and stress and are a els, the oil will stain clothes and level head." So, relish in relaxing

learn. You great technique to can bed linens. sensations and give or enjoy a mas-

find 3. Chose massage yourself or a partner. a firm, steady surface. Soft sage today!

12 March 12, 1997 theCord {Feature)

The power of mind over body

WAECHTER - in RANDY he would bleed to death. When the through evolution, we wouldn't be phins the body. If antigens (virus- the form of vaccinations, as opposed

then Cord Features time came he was placed on a tabic, around today to even discuss this, or es etc.) enter the body, our lym- to treating disease after the patient

had one of those tied down and blindfolded. A water other The now is to celts be too inactivated has become ill. Have you ever any topic. key phocyte may

it in I mornings when you wake up and faucet was located at each corner of try and conclude exactly how our to attack and kill the invaders. So the end, never did take

to These the table. The then and emotions the We to under- for hulls open your eyes? are experimenters thoughts affect are only starting any Tylenol my headache.

when know scratched the man's wrists and immune As this stand this area of health that medication doesn't the mornings you you system. daunting as psychology, Knowing

shouldn't get out of bed and they anklesfwhile he was blindfolded) task may seem, some headway has and many more questions remain. I cure any disease, but only masks

follow late and the which then been made. believe that this of health the decided take it usually a really night opened faucets, truly area symptoms, I to

don't to water. Even know that will be the force in the and the 0f.....we11, you quite remem- began drip though Psychologists now driving near easy sure enough,

The die the future. headache ceased it's After ber. problem is....you really man was not bleeding, run- depression, pessimism, helpless- on own. a

and water him to believe and life deal of research 1 well have to take a leak, since you ning caused ness, hopelessness stressful Similarly, prevention-based great am on

wake Christmas that die lower certain will life of based didn't up on morn- execution was proceeding events can neuro- Community Psychology one day my way to a prevention

ing to find the bedpan that was on as planned, and he was bleeding to transmitters in the brain and become more important than inter- health. What does this include?

to the A increase levels of vention-based Clinical well - balanced diet your gift list, a trek washroom death. short time later, without endorphins, a Psychology, Hating a (all

solution. That's when of the substance which which Doesn't lots of is the only it spilling a drop blood, man morphine-like only seems logical. it things in moderation), exer-

the head died. Cause unknown. blocks It believed that the make to health control hits, pounding in your pain. is sense stop problems cise, meditation (to stress),

This has for before internal locus of control which you swear everyone within a study was conducted a very immune system receptors they even start? For instance, having an

- mile radius hear. when ethics these which result the medical and five can Well, long time ago restric- endorphins, may most important (thinking positively) most

roommates weren't in lower when advances of die 20th have; - after complaining to my tions as strict as they are immunocompetence century importantly getting adequate

isn't and have read the there of endor- disease for an hour (mom just around) today, since I not arc higher levels resulted from preventing in sleep.

"take that they all tell me to some study myself I cannot guarantee

Tylenol or something". But 1 don't. it is entirely accurate. 1 lowever, it is

die behind die which The of Why? concept story healingpower music Deep down, I am not exactly is important.

I know that I martial will tell not there" kind of thera- sure why, but do am Any artist you REBECCA OLDRIDGE Music therapy is some "out

alone. More and North that for tournament Cord Features the not more preparing a is py. Its benefits are supported by research, and

the "tradi- mental. If mind bo defined "the clinical of methods scientific. Over treat- Americans are deserting 95% your is pre- Music therapy can as use used are the course of

of health for whatever who ment client's tional" views and medicine pared may happen, music as a therapeutic intervention for person's using music therapy, the needs are

in of "alternative" then will follow. to and favour more your body naturally have special needs. It doesnot claim cure nor prolong assessed, goals are created, progress is evaluated.

methods. alternative 1 find There have been medical seeks the with of One view many times after a life in the sense but rather to develop Music therapists work a variety client popu-

fascinated where of the individual and the of of served myself by more and more sparring tournament I wasn't potential improve quality lations, in a variety settings. Populations by

is the of the mind the what had occurred human life." Fischer - head of music include: power over even sure (phys- (Rosemary music therapy therapists developmentally disabled,

body, otherwise known as ically) because 1 was so busy con- at Laurier) physically disabled, mentally ill, learning disabled,

at is the world. autistic indi- Psychoneuroimmunology, (which, centrating on my opponents actions Music therapy practiced throughout elderly persons, neurologically impaired,

of and substance abusers. work nine syllables, is the most complex that my physical motions occurred When mast people think music therapy they envision viduals, Music therapists

word know reminded of 1 of). 1 am a more as an innate reaction. music being used for relaxation. Although relaxation in psychiatric facilities, private practice;, nursing homes,

which 1 be of the rehabilitation homes and correctional study explained to me Psychoneuroimmuno ogy is can sometimes an objective music therapy, centres, group

on facilities. These a few demonstrates the ultimate power of based the same principle as goals of music, therapy usually centre around the are just examples.

mind innate reactions. Our bodies have of and mental These The field of music is over matter: improvement physical well-being. therapy continuously growing

A man on death row was told (most) of the tools we need to goals arc achieved through activities such as instrument and reaching more people. Laurier is one of the four

that he would die remain If bodies had movement and universities in that oilers in music through a proce- healthy. our playing, singing, activities, listening, cre- Canada a degree

dure which was absolutely painless not developed an immune system ating music. therapy.

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theCord March 12, 1997 13 SPORTS

An embarrassing facility

Weight room at the A. C. too small outdated and dangerous

raised. The population has increased of problems. remaining $100,000, which would Laurier fabulous and hence the number of users has I loweverm the primary problem give

fact but a lack of new facilities, needs to be found. increased. It's not a well hidden is no longer space,

The next obvious Is to find that due to the lack of attention paid funds. Seeing as WLU Is an acade- avenue

Ontario mic athletics other and to the facilities, many high institution, naturally corporate sponsors

laurier alumni who are to schools have better and more takes a back seat. The University is willing

facilities. a Million donate. impressive weight room just finishing $15 capital the The issue who Due to limited athletic budgets, campaign to be used towards only remaining is, scholar- will this venture? the athletic department has been improvement of available organize facilities Laurier is the forced to assume the role of main- ships and bursaries, library Campaign currently

focus. This an and University's primary taining archaic gym, rather than technology improvements. due upgrading. The lack of equipment capital campaign is for comple-

tion in the months and then often leaves users standing around coming

"The the will shift waiting for people to finish using university hopefully their and include athletics. equipment before beginning their focus workouts. potential for The problem is that all of this takes time. takes time to set What's currently being done It up

the in the It takes time to about problem our weight a new campaign. very collect funds, it takes build room? Well this is where things get time to

and traasform the a little shady. The space problem proposed areas, for has been solved....sort of. Three significant 'lime is of the essence the weight

facilities. The room SPADAFORA years ago, the University dedicated lifting weight the hasn't in a room underneath current accident is seen significant upgrades

for The 14 how much time are weight room expansion. years, more

JOANNE for the laurier room which is currently used students of expected to

large wait? Three four exam desk and chair storage, would very or more years

PHOTO: be vacated and then upgraded and isn't a tolerable amountof time.

and Is not secret. filled with heavy weight lifting very 'Hie problem a big The from the Athletic The equipment at the weight room is not only out dated, but also equipment. current weight Everybody would then Director the Vice-President of unsafe leaving users at risk of injuring themselves. room theoretically real." to and become a center for the cardio- Academics is perfectly aware

about the situation SCOTT O'HARA The allotted space is far too small to machines currently splattered knowledgeable

Cord Sports commentary accommodate the people who throughout the A.C. The remaining Nobody questions the importance of which exists with our weight room.

dedicated and such, athletics know it's overcrowded, outdat- Welcome to Wilfrid Laurier attempt to use this area. This in space would be to these things as They

home to of the worst turn off Universal and other often left out of the mix. The ed, and even unsafe, University, one causes many spin problems. machines gets underequipped

the The of which recreational machines. In combination of based but it's not a at this time university weight rooms in coun- first is safety. Due to essence, zero budget- just priority left with the When dis- try. Undersized, overused, dirty, the massive overuse and relative the current weight room would be a ing and this financing have the University.

outdated and would small of the recreational and the Laurier in state of the issues with Joel unsafe, you size area, safety is cer- room new weight room a cussing Lynn,

think is the You issue. Jamie the would be for more serious These same factors have Student Union President, he stated change on way. tainly an Carlson, facility disarray. far tool ath- would think plans are in place to athletic therapist at Laurier stated lifters. Three years ago the space left the date of Laurier s new weight "As as a recruiting our

in and create "...the for dedicated to this and a in the air. letic is not the update, expand, clean, a potential a very significant was purpose room up facility remotely

safe athletic environment think accident is and real." three conceived to The most obvious solution is of what we see at other veiy large vei-y year plan was get ball-park

Laurier's facilities the finished and The schools. It's again. weight room new weight room fundraising. weight room embarrassing!"

r For who has visited the have not rhis is the end that seemed well its when as it is, anyone undergone major updated. year of on way Embarrassing some embar- facility down at the Athletic upgrades since 1983. During the three year plan and the new weight London Life donated a total of would say it's even more

know the fourteen administration hasn't If to the The dona- that Laurier won't Complex, you problems. past years, room seen any changes. $50,000 project. rassing see

The has the this made which in the form of in these facilities for Laurier weight room facility faiied to upgrade facilities, new room was available, tion comes improvements

amount translates faces a great deal of drawbacks, the and as one can imagine, the equip- it would doublethe of space $10,000 over 5 years, into a long, long time.

has become outdated. about most pressing of which is space. ment for the facility and solve a great deal a third of what needs to be Cinderella ride ends

Despite strong play Hawks go winless at Nationals

GREG CHOWNYK teams outing against Alberta. "We Toronto," said Shonk. Unfortunately

Cord Sports wo should have won the the Hawks could not to thought find a way

The Cinderella ride of the mens vol- first set, maybe even the second." get past them.

end this 'Hie loss the Hawks the The Blues beat leyball team came to an put on went on to

past week as they participated in the consolation side of the tournament Sherbrooke in the consolation final.

CIAU and set second match Alberta beat Dalhousle Championships in Calgary. up their in as in three

After with the OUAA weeks with the of for walking away many University straight the gold, while the

division title few weeks 'Hie Blues West a ago, Toronto. Varsity defeated Winnipeg Wesmen had little prob-

the Hawks found out exactly how Laurier for the OUAA crown before lems with Calgary in the bronze

tough the rest of the competition both squads 101 l for Calgary. medal game.

the Ls. This the Hawks wanted successful across country really time So a very season has

drew first round and end for the Hawks. Laurier a revenge came out flying. come to an After

with the number matchup one Despite playing extremely well, they being the surprise team of the year

in ranked and eventual champion came up short once again. Toronto Laurier Athletics this season, it

The Alberta Golden Bears. Hawks took the match in three sets by the will be interesting as to how the

however did to hold their of and 15-13. team next The manage scores 16-14,15-7 responds year.

r in three Phe ended Laurier's wild will own despite losing straight game Hawks no longer be a surprise

15-11 ride them and sets by the scores of 15-10, which saw go from win- the opposition will be looking to

The amount of that less to the Nationals the and 15-7. points a year ago knock off the division champs every

the Alberta next I.aurier scored against very season. chance they get. Golden team was the most the It was a little disappointing for Though with most of coach Brett

the Hawks felt Bears surrendered against any as they as though Thomas' personnel returning, it Is PHOTO had chance the hard team all tournament. they a great against not to believe that the 1 lawks RLE with the Blues. should "We were really pleased once again be a force in the

liiurier "We have that OUAA West division next way we played," said player always though come The Hawks season of big hitting came to an end in Calgary. Kevin Shonk in reference to the we've matched up well against season.

14I March 12, 1997 theCord -(Sports) A step in the Guelph Takes Home right direction Final Four Tourney

SCOTT STEVENS Jeffries and the Hawks will be to

Cord Sports build upon this season. Afler expe-

wouM need to hard battle have taken The moil's basketball loam com- riencing a degree of success this MIKE MCKENNA get past York, just fought might

its most successful in next will be CORD SPORTS over half the first wind out of their sails as pleted season year, year's squad way through though they

frame. Foster and Joe Van seemed to be in low recent memory fine week ago at expected to win and reach the play- Ihe city of Waterloo has been a kind Ryan gear throughout

Windsor. offs. place to the University of Guelph Volsen also scored for the Gryphs the final. Having already secured a

The whose defensive of hock- to for the CIAU final the Despite the disappointing set- With all twelve players return- athletic program this past year. tough style trip Toronto

which the looks have followed in the limited the Yeomen to 18 Yeomen couldn't the back to the Ixincers, kept ing, laurier to a bright hockey Gryphons ey just penetrate

of the future the Jeffries shots of which few could be consid- defense all afternoon. The Hawks out playoff picture on court. com- steps of their football team by cap- Guelph

has mented "terrific skill level" the OUAA with ered close the out- once again, the season to be on the, turing championship quality scoring opportunities. game was kept only by

that his team and it 3-0 of the York Yeomen "This from the of Joe considered a resounding triumph. possesses is a blanking was our goal right standing goaltending

this with at the home the start of noted Mullin Dimaline who 37 shots in The five wins put up by sure to improve more experi- of hockey Hawks the season," stopped

four than afternoon. when the OUAA cham- the York net year's squad was more ence. Sunday asked about team's The lead OUAA "It total team effort After that much rubber last year and the four game The stars- guards Greg Gryphs were by pionship. was a seeing

Jeff Zdrahal and for- West MVP Matt who contin- he'll be improvement marked the biggest Sandslrom, Mullin all season long and nothing changed most likely having night-

to the accolades this this That is what week these turnaround in the league. In addi- ward Kevin Ryan all have the look ued pile up sea- weekend. won us mares all long as same

named Final tour- this two teams will meet after- tion, the I lawks were competitive in of future first team all stars. Gritty son by being Four championship." Saturday

like Bob nament MVP. "As for the shutout and the to decide who will meet the virtually every game they played, players Papadimitriou, After surrendering a MVP, noon have done winner semi including heartbreaking losses to Drew Moir and Corwin Troje also goal nineteen seconds into their 1 couldn't it without the of Saturdays other

the 1 lawks the of said Mullin who is final between of Alberta league heavyweights McMaster and return next year to give semi final win against country's rest the guys," University number and above the best and of New Brunswick. Western. Had the team gotten a a solid nucleus to build around. one ranked UQTR Patriotes, over goaltender University

his second The Alberta heads into the few breaks in some of the more In addition, increased minutes to Mullin shut the door the rest of the in the CIAU in only sea- squad

like Annable, John and led to a berth in son at Nationals ranked number one in the competitive games, their record guys David way Guelph Guelph. Triffon weekends CIAU To meet in the final the The winners will battle it could have easily been on the posi- Stewart, Pappas, Hussein next championships Guelph country.

in Toronto. Yeomen ended Western's out at Leaf tive side of the ledger. I lollands and Tim I larris are sure eight on Monday night Maple

club and J.P. Davis what would streak with a 5-4 Gardens to determine the National Perhaps the biggest success this to make the deeper scored game winning

1 be the overtime win The season was the excitement that this stronger in tin future. proved to only goal Guelph Saturday night. champion.

the team generated every lime they The Hawks were easily

took to the floor. Hawk fans smallest team in the league this responded to the intense, fearless season. That is why Jeffries is focus- Football clinic a brand of basketball as crowds this ing his recruiting on big men during

I season were the largest in a long the off season. "If can bring in two

time. Head coach Gary Jeffries or three post players, I would con-

called the season sider successful." his, "most enjoy- recruiting very success

I le the add able year coaching." gives all Assuming liiurier can some

the future looks credit to his players who he si/e, very promising

19 indeed. If Jeffries hold this JIM DONNELLY referred to as, "twelve guys, or can

win and Cord Sports 20 years old who expected to young squad together recruit

I lawks will It's not that often that and worked hard every game. well this off season, the a 250-pound

the look football bossed around They were an absolute pleasure to certainly have of a future player gels

basketball coach." OUAA power. by a ten year-old.

The biggest challenge for This past weeks football clinic at

the University Stadium Gym, howev-

OUAA West Divsion second team All-Star Greg Sandstrom. er, offered just that opportunity Put

on by the Golden Hawk Football

Team and the Kitchener-Waterloo

the PHOTO Minor Football Association, non- THOMPSON contact development camp ran from FILE March 10 until March 12 and was a NICK huge success. Offered to boys and girls ages 9 PHOTO: to 13, instruction to the 40 kids who

members signed up was provided by off of Laurier's Tom Longhurst gets ready to tip a game basketball as of the football team along with head football the Hawks football the kids get a break from at camp. coach Rick Zmich.

"The the football back to minor football, primary goal of pro- program developing specific somothing

the of foot- skills at of and and out some players." gram is to promote game a variety positions, help younger

ball through skill development and half in organized, co-operative Zmich and the players were

end with the turnout. "The interaction with university athletes," games and drills. An hour at the pleased pro-

to of each devoted to time in 100% successful - the said Zmich. "We want pass along day was gram was

of have the A/C the kids, some the skills our players pool. players enjoyed teaching and the kids had fun while learned here at I .aurier, and at the "It's good for die kids to get out certainly

said their football skills at the same time have the kids meet some and learn about the game," helping

Golden Hawk linebacker Rob Allan. time," said the coach. ofour players." same

The participants spent half of the "It gives us an opportunity to give Fast Efficient Service

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the more than coincidence that order to concentrate on pool, perhaps compete in the Canada Games. Fuke's is the same event as Fuke takes four courses each specialty The competition will be tougher of his illustrious clubmate. lie is working that than at the CIAU finals since club semester. currently As for Laurier, the swim team athletes and swimmers who have towards a Communications degree. this Kitchener native, is a has shown great improvement already graduated will be compet- Fuke, a

of Waterloo season. well. Fuke feels he member of the Region past ing as However, much credit to When he his first Fuke gives of the is tight in there in terms of the com- swim team. won fellow ROW his coach Dean Boles. Laurier is is ranked race at the of eight petition. Currently, he age in good member and Olympic gold medalist more competitive recruiting eleventh in the country. thanks the coach, 'llie Victor the first to con- swimmers to Further down the road are the Davis was

Fukc's time team should continue to improve Commonwealth Games and Pan gratulate him. Currently

200 M brcaststroke Ls the sec- next and Tom Fuke will be a Pacific. Tom is levelheaded about in the year of that. that he ond fastest by at his club, big part his prospects and realizes anyone

Fach second of course to Davis. It is must not look to far ahead. only

the is in step along way important

his development. The ultimate goal,

be would of course to compete at E~R MISSI ON his the Canada Games Fuke hopes to continue success at the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney [P SlfP; Australia.

weeks later. It would be natural for Few people realize the countless PAUL WELLHAUSER I hours it takes reach the level nec- | CORD SPORTS him to take a break after this great to

to the best Laurier swimmer Tom Fuke, is showing but Fuke has his sights set essary compete against I ■ the future. in the Fuke spends 20 Dear Professor — / coming oil' strong finishes at the on country. hours week in the More CIAU and OUAA cham- The Canada Games Trials are per pool. 1 swimming I the first week of in than most on homework or pionships in the 200 metre breast- coming up July spend Fuke Ftobicoke. Fuke's is to make at their time job. figures excuse i stroke. After capturing a gold at the goal part I Please (your name)

the that adds over kilome- provincials he captured sixth place the provincial team. If he makes up to 1,000

he will travel Brandon of swimming this season. In l against the rest of the nation two team to to tres l

from class on March 17th, 1997. ■ Monday, | Backcourt duo honoured name) will be J |

ment of not the the GREG CHOWNYK Sandstrom finished the year fourth making playoffs,

basketball team also CORD SPORTS in scoring in the division scoring women's got a cultural event in Wilf's. attending major . in the 17.9 some season attention With the unsettling feeling of not race, averaging points per post of The third even more form Brenda Vrkljan. making the playoffs still lingering, game. Perhaps impres-

his forward was named to the the cloud hovering over the men's sive was success from beyond year 1 OWIAA West division All-Star team. Sincerely, basketball team showed its silver the three point arc. The Langley,

of really stepped her lining this past week when two B.C. native hit on 45% his long Vrkljan up game after team- received season hon- shots, which led the division. this season especially 1 lawks post range 1 mate Sarah Collins, an all-star a Is Mom ours. (1 went down with a knee Leading the way is first year year ago, 1 University the I The Sarnia native was name) guard Jeff Zdrahal. The Kitchener injury. (your J p

most consistent Hawk this and native was rewarded for his out- year finished eighth in the league in standing season by being named the

and hard work- team is beginning to think about ethic made for an excellent addition With the young

that Sandstrom and next season. After their to the team. He now enters the run- ing talent finishing

with team- inaugural season third in the con- ning for CIAU Rookie of the Year Zdrahal share their

the team is to build with the other division winners from mates, the future of the team is as ference, looking

has been The their first With a across the countiy bright as it in years. on year success.

Zdrahal the I lawks turned heads new staff in place and a Joining on post sea- definitely some coaching few the team son honour roll is his backcourt this year and are hoping next sea- key returning players,

with will on March mate Greg Sandstrom, who was son will culminate a berth in open spring training 16 at Stadium. Anybody selected to the division's All-Star the playoffs. University | Monday March 1 7th. | honoured: for the team should second team. A junior college trans- Vrkljan also Despite wishing to play 888-0279. fer from lowa, the sharp shooting also experiencing the disappoint- contactKevin at ______l _ _

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A 'Mother' of a show

MIKE VENCEL & JEN CLARKE during the chorus. The crowd went reputation as sexy?

Cord Entertainment It in It's crock shit. I don't cater wild nonetheless. was only this Jag: a of

others But this is song that he seemed to have this to it, might. going

The Show trouble. to change drastically [with the next

Most of their set was heavily album |.

.I'll I had Do consider admit, my reservations drawn from "Scenery and Fish," you yourself passion-

about this Not I in from ate about music? concert. due to with a few songs thrown your

in We're Our dad is a Mother Earth, but the venue "Dig." After a few songs. Edwin (my Jag: fanatics!

think that it's which they were playing. This was personal goal is to find out his last musician. I something

born with. You have to my first concert at the Turret and name) talked to the crowd. that you're

nice it while it's a place to hang with Evidently he was very impressed by go at with everything you've got;

I have be about it. friends on a Friday night, didn't the Waterbuffaloes because he said you to passionate

The all that is see it as an exciting place to see my tilat any group who is solely devoted music is important.

favourite band. Was I ever wrong. to drinking is fine by him. The What inspires or influences you?

When 1 into the Turret dur- to the different influences us. It's not got responses songs Jag: Everyone

the could almost in the individual or but ing sound check, I were overwhelming. "Another notes lyrics

I attitude of feel thcit the air was charged with Sunday," "Used to be Alright," in the spirit. love the

it antici- "Rain Will Carlos Santana. in something; maybe was my "Raspberry," "levitate," They're so deep

Fall" and Sonic" all what else matters. pation for IMF, or maybe it was "Not Quite got a they do, nothing Whaf creative something metaphysical, but I different crowd reaction. s your process?

'felt' different. If If missed shame It's all screwed The drum- swear the Turret you IMF, on Jag: up.

the writes all the and you were there on Wednesday you'll you. BSA brought YVIAJ one of mer [Bruce| lyrics,

I've attended. I write the music. I'll in with a probably concur. best concerts ever come PHOTO: of music and if the others Opening for IMF was Glueleg, The Turret added an intimate set- new piece

the show and will it then he knows he has who describe themselves as, "four ting to I definitely jump on

out of the basement." From be back for another concert. something. Then Bruce, Chris and I JOANNE years

the sound of their music, that four work on it.

has honed their musical skills The Interview Whafs Edwin's contribution? years

fine He his in videos and lo a art. Jag: sings parts SPADAFORA shows. That's about it. Now onto the meat and potatoes Togther since 1990, I Mother Faith video for of this article: I Mother Earth. They members Fdwin, Jag, Christian Tell us about the

but this and Gordon IME's Edwin than "One More Astronaut." came on late, of eoufse just Tanna, Bruce arc cur- "RaspberryT more just

brother [Christian] and I added to the crowd's anticipation. rently on tour promoting their sec- Jag: My

first live in a Battle It was much as we do. We had to learn where we played When they walked on stage it was ond album "Scenery and Fish." I came up with the idea. sup- The of the Bands. asked a a til at the hard industry's set I was to give a like someone jabbed the crowd with Mother Earth's lead guitarist spoke posed to be like foreign film; way. lose. have talk time and 7 on of men's for the ailist to You to on management pri- a red hot Iron. The fact that the with the Cord after their March serious take the politics up

the bathrooms. The finished yourself from the start. oritizing for the students, pretty drummer was wearing a concert at Tuiret. product protect ironic most of them IME of the We've set a studio in Toronto for considering that Watorbuffalo's hat just added to it. How would you define fans? was only about 75% footage up and finish video and artists. were skipping class to see us They opened with "One More Jag: They're loyal. By the next we needed to the so we up coming show. I had to be filter- had add shots of the band What would be if talk to us alter the Astronaut," which was surprising album, its going to a giant to as a you doing class. filler. weren't with the band? walk them back to because they usually save this song ing process. Hanger-ons (people playing to thcit like think Does record restrict I was somewhere for He commented that he'd love until later to whip the crowd into a one song or just they your company Jag: accepted

but band's music? Electrical but I'd write an again, and with frenzy mid-show. They must have are sexy) can be great, we want the input on your Engineering, prob- essay Laurier in the middle of March to make music for the audi- we're not restricted at all. still be involved with music. We wanted this as a warm-up song core Jag: No, ably

band. our old school the madness a few of us just might take because Edwin seemed to have a lit- ence. Everything's controlled by the just played high that do IME's can about the band as other week. What a rush. That's him on offer. tle trouble hitting the proper notes What you think about Nobody care up Flying mice available at

new restaurant

GO Internet Cafe offers a unique on-line culinary experience

needs met in AARON HUNTER bo a shame, however, to ignore the went to the "Simpsoas Archive" and comfortable sofa and play Mario your access one place,

to cord Entertainment sweet sweet lood and drink. My own looked at the infamous 'Where is Kart, Wayne Gretzky's 3-D and good food boot.

of I also checked out Shadows of the Wadden stresses GO Internet Cafe smells like the meal was made up vanilla tea Springfield?' file. Hockey or Manager Jay

McClure's Nintendo 64 for that is for all levels future. And coffee. And muffins. (one of several available herbal vari- a list of all Troy movies: Empire on $5.00 the Internet Cafe

M Wadden, a busi- located olf University Avenue in eties), a "House Combo" sandwich "Ixiper in the Backfield" and "Dial an hour. Make use of the 'See You, of users. Laurier

mall this onion kaiser with and for Murderousness" were two See Me" — of the ness student time off the same strip as McGinnis, on an nachos, good technology use one taking some terminals enthusiastic three-week old establishment is sit- the afore-mentioned sticky bun. The titles I had forgotten about. The CNN equipped with a digital before his final year, Is draw card, and are filled me in on in camera as out on the chat about the of the cafe to uated perfectly for maximum 'curi- menu is on a you page developments you hang ability

to construct , lines. Play linked in customers with little ous student' traffic from Waterloo's encouraged computer

the of "We two fine academic institutions. In your meal exactly way games Doom, experience. get people coming

want Mine Duke Nuke'Em who have the hour that I w;is there, a steady that you it. or in never even seen

about all Redneck Windows before." How of timid-looking people came in came to $7.00, Rampage. Wadden credits

"I told. Hook to the the SBE with him the skills to with one constant refrain: was One important point: up univor- giving

1 I'd are allowed to eat - sity computers using market his establishment, but he just walking by ... thought drop yes, you

" in frontof the the Oklahoma telnet. sit and adds that of his Ls 'learn-as- in ... Everything looks so neat computers. City bombing case, Or, just comfortably most job

were So how did I whilst and the Donnie Brasco invit- contemplate the and casual with and My own expectations busy myself page bright you-go' dealing people

exceeded rather than simply ful- consuming my lunch? I visited a ed me to join some sort of Mafia decor at a booth sans computer computers, and people with com-

number web The slick "This front-end filled. This place has enormous of sites, surprised by role-playing game. (there are several). puters: is more the that tried GO Cafe what learn potential for fun and interest, and I speed makes our facilities Scientology page to change my Internet is a project of management than we at

to the cin- here at Laurier look awful. 1 life ("Click here for a free personality the larger that Is GO Inc. school." am referring only partly pretty enterprise

has don't know if this Ls a fair test!") and the LucasArts International. This CO Internet the curi- namon buns. The Internet Cafe compari- page parent organiza- Cafe targets

— know that the advised fifteen terminals for customer use son or not all 1 is me that something called tion is a provider of long-distance ous browser, the hard-core

all and Web is a lot more fun when can "Yodas Help Desk" was now service and Internet researcher, the in-transit — they are Pentiums, they you opera- phone access, profession- tional. to in I — fast. A minimum food get where you want go just a was just skimming it's and the University Ave. cafe is their al and otliers. The staff" is incredibly are all pretty

a few seconds. how much there Ls to third venture into the restaurant and helpful purchase of $3.00 gets you quar- mind-boggling friendly, knowledgeable

1 Elastka and and of time on the World went to the see do. business (the other two cafes are when don't ter of an hour page (especially things go

whatever. downloaded a 45-second of the Web is not the located in and The food Ls also Wide Web, a chat-line or sample Perusing only Cambridge exactly as expected).

their instructional there is to do as drink Kitchener). Their "to and rea- If you're not particularly hungry interesting song thing you puipose: meet good, with lots of variety "Vaseline" has coffee hour of time costs ten (the cafe headphones your and eat your bagel or increasing market demand for sonable i highly recommend or thirsty, an prices, for this danish Caesar salad. Sit sort of thing). 1 or on the — all it. dollars including all taxes. It would available inclusive, one-stop shopping"

18 March 12, iT'7 theCond HEntertainment)

Inflatable Art Attacks!

AARON HUNTER within its environment. Technical plastic, but polyvinyl had the right

Entertainment difficulties showed in the Science of I leat was cord up properties expansion."

been infil- moderate — used the its The Sciencc Building has Building to a degree to give sculpture shape.

trated by art. waited for Security to turn off the Mendez and Au arc only two of

Last Wednesday, sculpture stu- hanging lights at the east end of the the fourteen students working in

dents Richard Au and Victor atrium. This time, however, was pairs in Newcombe's course (Fine

Mendez presented their work enti- spent speaking with Mendez about Arts 239).

tled "The Soul of Science," which the ideas that lie behind his and The rest are all preparing to

from creation. unleash their work the Laurier overlooks the large atrium Au s fascinating on

claims that "The Soul — this above the trees. The piece is com- Mendez of campus event was simply a

posed of three inflated figures with Science" is an effort to illustrate the preview. The results should start to

With the "fusion" of Science and Art. He become visible students in anoth- a surface ofclear polyvinyl. to

motion of the elevator as a back- expressed the hope that this fusion er week.

take the context of the If to look at art in drop, Au and Mendez used a smoke can place in you prefer a

machine and light stands with Electronic Revolution: "We don't gallery setting, the I -angden Gallery

coloured gels to create the desired want to make the mistake of the will be exhibiting multi-media

atmosphere for the assembled 19th century. Duiing the Industrial pieces by students, faculty and stair

the 17th Where crowd of ail students and interested Revolution, there was a break starting on (see to

onlookers. between art and science. We don't Hang for details).

make that mistake Au and Mendez are unsure if Sculpture course instructor want to same

that will leave their work Mary Katherine Newcombe again." lie went on to propose they on display for explained that "installation" (the Science needsArt to reveal its soul. in the Science Building an

is HUNTER relationship between a sculpture The sculpture the product of extended time, but if that one's of about weeks of work. Mendez there's lots to and the space it occupies) is one six gone, more experi-

faced the describes this time and talk about without AARON the biggest challenges by as "experimen- ence ever

tal" — the used to create foot sculptor. process setting off-campus.

of Science echoed "There arc usually a lot of tech- this exploration

PHOTO: she addi- Science's and tech- nical problems," said, in own principles

and 'The Soul of Science" the atrium with task of Shiny proud, inspires tion to the more subjective niques.

it's commanding (dare I say "regal"?) presence. figuring out how art "resonates" "We tried polyethylene arid then Danielle French:

Canadian lyrical

seamstress

TIM DURKIN This certainly applies to French independent bands anymore, espe-

Cord Entertainment of as well, who holds true to her cre- cially after the success Ilayden.

There undeniable Canadian ative "Me and i" is The of the is an spirit. myself a cream crop today means

musical sound that comes through range of influence and moods, and thcit you do everything yourself, and

of their track shows for hit notices efforts." in all our artists regardless every potential hope someone your

status. Due to the need to genre. Danielle French continues "Worthy," "Beacon/Passion," self-promote,

and "Fields of' Fire" three and i" is with a tradition of an ever increasing arc amaz- "Me, myself getting

of Canadian standouts from the eleven French's full attention as she tours number singer song- ing song

writers. CI). There is a across Canada. Despite the album

I lor debut, "mc, full accompani- containing full accompaniment,

and i." Her debut, ment of instru- French is currently acousti- myself, is an touring

combina- the Don't miss the chance to see ama/ing ments on cally. RLE tion of musician- "me, album, due this amazing talent when she plays ship, vocals, and largely to the Oils Friday at Will's. PHOTO lyrics. The sound is myself, and fact that French feels a need to complemented by Talent and self-promotion propel Freeh's creative spirit. the contribution of I," is an experiment. other notable "Music, . —J— —————j— ;

for musicians such as me, goes

from the members from amazing away and ginger, Sarah ego you

McLachlan, Blue combina- have to be true

Rodeo and Spirit to it. The songs of the West. tion of that are sup- Being a woman posed to get singer-songwriter musicman- written will; I from Canada just try to make

inevitably leads to sure they get comparisons with ship, vocals, produced and Jann Arden, made available Sarah McLachlan and lyrics. to people." and Amanda Availability is dif-

Marshall. ficult on an indie

Flattered by these highly favorable label, though her CD does have a comparisons French also cites wide distribution in record stores. £Stod<* r USED CD OUTLET I American label singer Tori Amos as one "Being on an independent of freedom. her primary influences. allows for more creative for- "1 love what Tori Amos does cre- You're not bound to a business

sales atively. She is true to her art. Amos mula." With major label record

isn't for time this afraid to make the music she dropping even big stars,

needs to; what time for indies. not is supposed to is a wonderful

be." "Record companies won't ignore

theCord March 12, 1997 19 (Entertainment)- A Stern softy Nudity A beacon for losers everywhere

CAESAR MARTINI Cord Entertainment Campus! Movie: Private Pails

Stars: 1 loward Stern

Director: Betty Thomas

VIVENE SALMON ukirly evident in such works as From the sell-proclaimed "King of Cord Entertainment Wetlands Looking Hast and All Media" comes this biographical

Cor to relieve Wetlands West. look at the most infamous 111 of all, Are you looking a way looking

In this not 1 loward Stem. stress? Why not visit the Langden collection, only can one

located in the French influences but Stern's stinging brand of in- Gallery, conveniently see Symbolism

French as well. Two your-face, shock-jock humour has Aird Building on campUsT Impressionism

The latest col- of persona] likely horrified more people than it my favourites has amused. lie is both hated and lection of art, run- Beat's works are until March Waterlilies and loved by millions. Pei-sonally, I am ning

15th, features the Pure Gold. not a fan, but Private Parts are truly a of Walerlilies in the I look Stem. works artist par- changed way at Beal. if ticular is reminis- At first, I thought the movie Bernice feast So, of the French tried too hard to make the audience Beal's works are cent in the let 1 lor Howard: he was truly a feast. Impressionist ! Sony ugly you're Included in this Monet, and insecure, and no one liked him. painter,

mood to who collection are a has a piece by But after the movie gets over this

series of nude the same name. initial period of generating sympa- fig- stress- Other thy, it actually becomes quite good. ures drawn in pastel in Beat's at how Donations to the "Howard Stern Haircut and fund" can be left conte and pastel, paintings firstly, I was surprised Slap release, the Floor work recall a more well Stern acted. Granted, he plays in the mailbox of the Cord Entertainment Editor, Second in addition to land-

Student Union in traditional treat- himself, but some people can't even Building. scapes pastel.

Beal Langden ment of do that. The movie was generally Bernice landscape

tradi- where well-acted and well-directed. It rather entertaining experience. refusal to be controlled by anybody. resorts to is the painting, of Gallery attention to detail helps that Stern's life is so damned Yet the film does a good job ol' Also, 1 do not understand how tional usage

and realism are of the he how much of Howard is such a loser could pastels to create interesting. Some things showing humungous place to go. soft, blended, tran- emphasized. The has done on the air (pretending to just hype. Stern turns out to be a acquire such fame and popularity,

about and if ail his let alone how he could to Iline in February is gargle with semen, talking solly, you fight past manage quil images. of these if fictitious child-killer out of this married, lie's beacon of In her artist's statement Beal one pastel paintings. So, his days as a in superficiality, you come, stay a recalls the in the mood blew movie with certain to losers —if colour you're to stress-release, Vietnam) me away. 1 seriously a understanding hope everywhere says: "Vapour-like

of turn-of-the-contu- the Ls a of the he and for the - I Stern be successful, so langden great place can't believe some things respect man respect loward can moody painting Gallery French This is to has done, and that makes for a for his loyalty and his stubborn can anybody. -17 Symbolism." partic- go.

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20 March 12, 1997 theCord (Entertainment) Something Quest for cheese Odd at Fed a forcetour de Hall STEPHEN WILLIAMS

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BRIAN GEIGER of the night. A stage hand was Only at the Princess Theatre can

Cord Entertainment find the coerced into holding up a giant cue someone organized may-

card and audi- hem that is "Wallace & Gromit." Saturday night at Federation Hall, during this song, the

with The brainchild of wizard the Odds dabbled some punk ence was encouraged to sing along claymation

Nick Park, Wallace and Gromit are rock, a little bit of country and with the song that intricately

classic sandwich. It of most threw in some rock for good describes a was more two Hollywood's unlikely

fun than heroes. But that hasn't the measure. The night almost turned it sounds. stopped

cheese lover and his faith- into an audience participation The Odds are embarking on a (Wallace)

ful canine from night, complete with cue cards and Canadian tour after playing some companion (Gromit)

States with the several international sing-alongs. Vancouver's Odds cer- dates in the United garnering

their two Oscars and third tainly lived up to their name. Barenaked Ladies. Despite awards, a

extensive the band showed for best animation from No one could come away from touring, nomination this show without believing that the no signs of being tired, ihey were TheAcademy.

of also close to For the first time all three pop-rock quartet has one the being technically per- ever,

Fven if fect the in of Park's creations, "A Grand best live shows around. you on night, especially terms Day

solos. "The are not a huge fan of their music, ofSteven Drakes fierce guitar Out," (1989) Wrong

cannot but the Odds The Odds have drawn Trousers") 1 993) and "A Close you help enjoy may Close; are Wallace discovers there is no The final tale, "A Shave," is energetic and intense stage pres- some of their intensity from the Shave"( 1995) presently being may,

and showcased at the Princess. cheese. Armed with tools a love ence, their cheesy humour, impressive openers, "Bloody together primitive actually modern-day story.

Throw in Chicletts." The who also For those who think is and several boxes of crackers, the Wallace has (alien for the proverbial elichod guitar poses. an Chicletts, claymation

hail from showcased kid's "Wallace & Gromit" is not duo build a and to the Ramsbottom. unexpected cover — Roy Vancouver, stuff, spaceship fly wrong-girl:Wendoiene

" sound that five minute moon—which is made 0f... As the town's wool Orbisons "Only the Lonely" — plus their catchy hard-rock your average "Pengo shop proprietor,

ani- In the next adventure, "The she is the main in a series of several do/en drunken forty-year- has Lxien turning heads across the episode. It takes Park's team of suspect Wallace's that have resulted can't have a Their debut "She's a mators and film crew almost two Trousers," sheep-nappings olds, and you help but country. single, Wrong inge-

received to film one half-hour short. nious inventions are on in a national wool shortage. The good time. Freak," has extensive air- years display.

and that, from Wallace has decided that in order to story with a stunt scene The Odds are on tour in support time on MuchMusic various Not only judging Sunday's wraps up

these films the he must rent out the that v\ill render even the most avid of their latest release, "Nest," but a radio stations, and, judging by mostly-adult crowd, can pay bills,

band be and old alike. extra room at 62 West Wallaby Bond lan breathless. majority of the songs were from Saturday's performance, the enjoyed by young

The first feature, "A Grand Da\ Street. Their tenant, who These films are made in England previous albums. They opened with has plenty more hit songs in wait- appears and therefore in "Truth Untold," from the 1995 ing. Out," follows Wallace and Gromit on to be a quiet, jazz-organ listening, are quite rare the North America. I album "Good Weird Feeling," and The Odds will be continuing the quest for cheese. The two get wine tasting penguin, is actually highly recom-

tour with dates at while trav- diabolical Feathers McGraw. I low mend take the time to check out played just about every fan their University peckish flipping through you bill. on Gromit Feathers from this limited triple favourite except "Heterosexual Western and McMaster. If Saturday el magazines trying to decide a will stop engagement,

indication, should vacation destination. investi- the Technotrousers in his dia- It will be running at the Princess Man." The Odds even performed was any they Upon using until March 13. their punk rock contribution to the leave a lot of happy students in gating the refrigerator, to his dis- mond heist?

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Similar found with high?" strengths arc mandolin work, coupled Paul

in tracks like "Shady Lane" and the Hogeterp's tin whistle magic, is

to the even mellower sounding "Old sensational in instrumental

Begin." Although it's been said "Just Plain Spailen."

this the many times before, Pavement have So is thing about The Brad Pitt comment Maggot! created another strong record from Immigrants: it's not hard to find

Dear Editor, Dear Editor, beginning to end, and despite the what the band itself calls, "many

slacker moniker they have inherit- points of musical reference" when

I have received many comments Kxcuse mo while I vent. Howard ed, there Ls nothing but understat- describing the Hamiltonian quartet.

the that exuded their could be regarding photograph Stern, you are a vulgar, moronic, Pavement ed genius in music. Plenty more comparisons this, accompanies my humble and obsequious maggot. I would rather Brighten the Comers Sean Moore made to the point where they unobtrusive contribution A&H would from the to our watch an Biography on Andy Matador/EMI detract band itself.

beloved student Griffith than sit hour Dubbed the It's curious that a from such newspaper. My through an of by many a critic as first group

remarked that I looked like half-witted employer executives telling me (hat 'bonafide' rock band of the 90's, a hard-music, urban city would

a lesbian inmate. Well, prison isn't you have your finger on the pulse of evidenced in their blend of off-kil- dare sing such sweat, meadow-

that I America. in surreal music. Heck! band's flattering. . . perhaps should Only the USA, as a matter ter, lyrics and avant-garde induced The

move to another town. could found from An inebriated of fact, a self-centred jack-ass rock influences, Pavement has recognition Ottawa and

Turret nico-teen and to grabbed me like you gain so much fake power. 1 become the band that every writer Sudbury Sarnia and St. that spat in my ear 1 resembled Brad thank God in Heaven (directly above loves, but few in the record-buying Catharines to (even) Los Angeles. Pitt! 112 wondered what took that people so Hailh) 1 have lived my life far public actually appreciate. With While much has been made of

- I think it's obvious. And long pretty enough away from the U.S. border this latest effort. Singer/ lyricist In BetweenBeforeand After these Dutch Hamiltonians playing

to die wino that told not to be for Malkmus and The Irish Hast don't charming stinky subjected, even a second, Stephen company Immigrants (or Coast) music,

me to hard or home," I have have stuck the musical GBM look for "go go to your stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid to proven anything too new or for tee-shirt no use your philosophy, stupidity. DIH STKHN 1)1 H. 1 wish you formula that has sometimes caused There's no question that The unheard of.

Put 1 your stinky ball-cap on your every unhappiness. hate your whole their music to be labeled 'slacker- Immigrants are talented musi- The bottom line: it's the fun stuff

head and to tree. rock' and have with cians and And if take to listen cologne-marinated try family come up songs songwriters. you can parties, to

act like human. to of their there's still Celtic while dance a comparable many past a market for rock you study, or to in pri-

Ben Harris fine achievements. and tunes Blue Rodeo sung by vate (or with others). But I'm con- Harris Ben Combining twangy guitar tun- The Refreshments, or perhaps vinced The Immigrants would be

P.S. 1 kill Howard am not going to ings, the well-placed howl of feed- The Counting Crows, then these best heard — and seen — on-stage.

Stern. — back, and an attention to what guys will fare well vei-y well. Just look for Celtic folk-rock

seems like the mundane aspects of The band sometimes hides their enthusiasm and you've found,

the band has Celtic touch slow ballads The lyricism, produced by playing among others. Immigrants.

another excellent album, easily as like "Indecision in Decision" and Robin Whittaker

their records such After with slow Ode to the good as previous "Day Day" classical as "Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain" violin work, sprinkled with only

and slightly better than their last occasional Celtic fiddle-rids.

album "Wovvee Zowee." "(live her Best" — which disjointed my

The first single, "Stereo," high- starts out with lyrics "As I walk

of the the — is Volcano lights many recording's through valley" entirely

redeeming qualities, with its seem- Celtic, with vocal harmonies and

ingly low-key relaxed feel, which is acoustic guitar rhythms. Very

then combined with Malkmus' of the West," friend, as Is A reaction to "Spirit my in the Sour" and "Harbour caustic wit exemplified ques- "Whiskey

tion, "what about the voice of Grace." the club's demise Geddy Lee? How did it get so Singer Rob van I lartingsveldt's

SEAN MOORE mid-range magnitude of which I

Cord Entertainment spoke. Others just don't book the As you may or may not have heard, kind of acts that the Volcano did. 18—88 one of K-YV's finest concert venues, Many pubs and cafes book some real- y the Volcano, closed its doors the but this at ly great talent, only covers the

beginning of February due to what sort of performers who can play in • Radio was cited in to the club's with little a posting cramped spaces equipment, • Television

mailing list as "...difficulties in renego- l ed Hall and Lulu's are almost exclu- • Advertising with the landlord." tiating Maybe sively for bigger name acts, while • Print Journalism what if it's you're thinking, ya so even our very own Turret caters • Photojournalism it hasn't closed, really hurt the K-YV more to the bigger concerts and on- • Broadcast Journalism

scene - however, although you may campus events.

With your current degree, diploma or sig- not know it. there are some areas in Mrs. Hobinson's, being relatively nificant work related experience, you're the musical spectrum which simply new on the K-YV tries to share scene, almost there!

aren't being explored by many of the some of the market, Belleville offers younger booking Loyalist College in you

other local clubs. the Media Studies Fast Track up and coming acts like Duotang Preparation

the five the and Mona program. Over past or so years, 1000 Lisas, but the club You can add to the abilities and knowl- host to often Volcano played some of the goes overboard on the blues "Loonie Night": have and the edge you already acquire most amazing local concerts, booking and local talent. Good shows, but skills you need to get a job in the ever-

not the names in local tal- what is for. Wednesdays media only bigger more my mom looking expanding industry. The Media Studies Fast Track Preparation ent (Fat Cats. Groove Daddies, Then there's the Korova Cafe, run 9 pm tojf piii program is an exclusive, intensive, seven- Shannon Lyon etc.) but also some completely by volunteers from a local Students bowl for week hands-on training program taken in pretty big out-of-town acts (recent high school. Although these sweet ti ir:• May and June. We offer excellent indus- that kids ones come to mind are J. Mascis, try to get some relatively big try-trained faculty and state-of-the-art just a loonie facilities in Media Sloan, Fishbone and the list goes names in the indie scene (recent Half-Price our Emerging

Technology Centre. This allows you to on). You name it, the Volcano booked include the Inbreds, Tristan bookings per game! . , enter the fast track of your chosen pro- it: hip-hop, ambient, ska, punk and Psionic, and Elevator to Hell), if i-ane a No charge for gram fully up to speed. You can get your about other of ever been to this just every sub-type you've place you college diploma in just one calendar year!

it For more information about this special music. know that doesn't hold any more rental shoes! No-Charge•:;

program, contact: The club wasn't afraid to book than 50 to 60 people with its seams Shoes some of the more obscure acts and bulging. § That back sometimes it cost them in brings me to origi- sparse my with this nal If don't like attend- ad! *4!i> attendance. I can recall attending point. you just

'less than shows with loud conceits, then the of many capacity' ing closing

and those the Volcano shouldn't be much of what seemed like just me too

bar bother to I lowevcr, fans of live sickly fish behind the watching you. The music should be the loss of some band. However, Volcano, lamenting

this because acts °/VTA^° being a mid-sized concert venue was venue, many simply

shows of this but not be booked to the area perfect for up-scale may Office of Graduate Studies

because of its because there isn't a place like the pared-down variety Loyalist College Volcano ample attendance capacity and its to play. P.O. Box 4200 still soil of Although can to Belleville, ON KBN 589 very intimate atmosphere. you go 200 this Toronto for these kind of shows, it's Tel: 969-1913, ext. Now as a result of closing, (613)

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