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FEMALE OIL fmJnL* 9 WRESTLING HYPNOTIST FEDERATION HEAVY METAL Sept 26VOO 0ct3/00 Wednesdays Dr. CHAOS buy your $5.75 HI-JUGS Don't Miss It! Tickets Early and $2.50 beer • Door Prizes • Drink Specials Studio 54 MEMBERSHIPS - Now On Sale Chance for trip for two to Las Vegas • Special Light Keychain • Studio 54 Football Glass • Private Membership Parties • * ^y^*F " ,,^m ^%r%^Ury^.jf I Power Hour Everyday 9 - 10 pm, $1.25 Highballs page 2 - The Meliorist, thursday September 14, 2000 Imperial Oil - has more than 90 grad opportunities (as University of Lethbridse, Department of Biological well as several student positions posted on their web site Sciences Research Technician (September 15). (http://www.imperialoil.ca/campus>http://www.imperi- Candidates should have a B.Sc. or M.Sc. with experience aloil.ca/catnpus). Deadline is Noon, October 2 in CES. E8KGFS in genetic molecular biology. Position is full-time for I year with possibility of a two year extension. Other employers who have confirmed their intention to M.Sc. Graduate student position in recruit are: KPMG, Meyers Norris Penny, TELUS, elcome back everyone! Now that you're set Molecular/Developmental Genetics (October 1). Coakwell Crawford Cairns, Collins Barrow. We are tling into your courses and have found all thc Requirements are a B.Sc. in Biology, Botany. Genetics or classrooms, you may be thinking about finding currently awaiting their postings with deadlines and W Molecular Genetics a job! Whether you need to pay bills, get career-related requirements. work or volunteer experience, or want a summer job (yes. Boys and Girls Club. Calgary - Child and Youth Care already!) Career & Employment Services is the place to Workers - Group Homes - Full time, part time and relief INFORMATION SESSIONS come. (ASAP) We receive postings for full-time, part-time, summer, Come in to CES and sign up for any one of the follow volunteer and international employment opportunities. Web Pa«e Developer. Lethbridge - Contract Position ing Information Sessions. These are employers who wish Our office is in D610 in University Hall. Check out our (ASAP) to raise their profiles and provide you with information .lob Boards across from the Fresh Express. We post about whom they are, what they do and what they can everything up there. We also keep copies in a Job Binder Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation. Fort Chipewyan - offer you in terms of work experience. in our Career Resource Library. Stop in and ask us any Band Manager (October 31). They arc seeking candi thing! dates with a Tuesday, September 19th degree in Management or equivalent education and expe Treasury Board of Canada, Room C 583 OFF-CAMPUS POSITIONS Time: 11:00 AM - 12:00 Noon rience. Lethbridge Family Services, DACAPO - lull-time posi Richard Beauregard will discuss thc Financial Officer tions within the Developmental!}' Disabled and Brain Only Women's Fitness. Lethbridge - Personal Fitness and Internal Auditor Recruitment and Development Injury programs. (September 15). Trainer (Sept. 15) Program. Olds College - Client Services Officer (September I.S). Avanti Industries Ltd.. Lake Louise - Retail Sales Tuesday, September 19th For more information check out Associates (Sept. 30) Institute ojChartered Accountants of Alberta, Room www.oldscollege.ab.ca/employop W763 Edward Jones is looking for Investment Representatives Times: Iwo sessions at 12:15 - 1:30 PM or 1:40 - 3:00 Canada Safeway ltd. - Calgarv Meat Plant and (20 positions available throughout Ontario. B.C.. Alberta. PM Lethbridge Processing Plant - Management Trainee!si Manitoba and Saskatchewan) (Dec. 30). They are look Institute representatives will provide an overview ofthe (September 15). Candidates should have a related degree ing for ambitious, determined, successful individuals to new program leading to a CA designation and answer preferably in Agriculture or Business. Majors in food build a business and run it from their own branch office. questions. Ihe CASB is scheduled to begin in January science, marketing or finance For more info and to apply on-line, check out their web 2001. would he a benefit. site at <http://www.jonesopportunity.coin/us>http://\\\\\\.jone- Wednesday, September 20th Metropolitan Credit Adjusters Ltd. (based out of sopportunity.com/us Shell Canada, University Boardroom. Room W646 Edmonton) - Collecting Agent (5 full-time positions) Staples, The Office Superstore - Management Trainees. Time: 5:30 - 7:30 PM (Refreshments will be provided) (September 30). Graduate of Business Administration (ASAP) <http://www.staples.ca>http://www.staples.ca. This general information session is targeted to Finance preferred. Graduates of other programs will be accepted Tuition Payback Program - when you begin your retail and Accounting majors. Shell will he recruiting on cam provided their interest is management career at Staples, you will get up to $6,000 pus this Fall for summer, Co-op and permanent positions sincere. towards payment of your student loans. in their Finance group and National Credit departments. ON-CAMPUS RECRUITING Thursday, September 21st On-Campus Recruiting (OCR) has begun Enron Canada. University Boardroom, Room W646 for full-time and summer positions for Time: 4:30 - 6:00 PM 2001. To apply for these positions, come in Enron Canada Corporation is part of Enron North and sign up for an OCR session. You cannot America which offers a wide range of physical and finan apply to these poslions unless you sign up cial products and services to the energy industry. This student newspaper off The University of Lethbridge for a session! The sign up binder in is our session is open to all students but finance majors arc Ail autonomous body, separate from the U of L Students* Union office - D6I0 - in University Hall. We need particularly encouraged to attend. SU-166, 4401 University Drive West, Lethbridge, Ali 77A' 3M4 you lo sign up so we know how much mate meliorism • n. (L melior, better) rial to bring. Monday, October 2nd The belief that the world The following companies will he on campus naturally tends to get better and CP Rail. Room PE 256 that this tendency can be to recruit U of L students for summer and Time: 6:00 - 8:00 PM (Refreshments will be provided) furthered by human effort. new graduate positions for next year: This is a general information session for anyone interest The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University of ed in opportunities with CP Rail. CP Real will be Lethbridge, published most Thursdays throughout the academic year Canadian Pacific Railway - Account recruiting on campus this fall. by The Meliorist Publishing Society, an autonomous incorporated Representative. Business Analyst, Customer body. Service Analyst. Growth Sales Wednesday, October 4th Please address all correspondence to The Meliorist, 4401 University Drive, Lethbridge, Alberta, T1K 3M4, or drop it off at room SU-166. Representative. Operations Management Calgary Police Service, Room W763 Deadline for submissions is Sunday at noon. The phone number is Trainee, IS Systems Analyst (Computer lime: J - 2 pm (during the Career lair) (403) 329-2334 or fax us at 329-2333. Operations). Systems Analyst (Business Ihis session is for anyone interested in becoming a The Meliorist appreciates and encourages the writing of thoughtful, Systems Group). Systems Analyst concise, timely letters. However, The Meliorist will only consider for Calgary Police member. Information on thc applications (Environment Management). Systems publication those letters which are signed by the author (special process and upcoming testing at Lethbridge Community arrangements may be made for those wishing anonymity, but Analyst (Infrastructure Engineering), College will be provided. absolutely no pseudonyms), contain the authors legible name, Systems Analyst (User Support Centre). address, telephone number and student identification number Deadline is Noon, Thursday, October 5 in (address, I.D. and phone number not for publication). Letters may be THE PSR IS HERE CES. edited for brevity, clarity and legality. The Public Service Commission of Canada handles The Meliorist reserves the right to edit submissions and will not print recruitment for Federal government departments. Each libelous material. Enron - Analyst Program and Associate year it conducts the Public Service Recruitment Editor-in-Chief Robert Brown Program. Deadline is Noon. Friday, Business Manager Tom McMorrow Campaign aimed at students beginning their 4th year, as September 29 in CES Copy Editor Mary Greenshields well as recent graduates. News Editor Chris Grabill Career & Employment Services receives the PSR kits Sports Editor Chris Brown Shell Canada - Commerce/Accounting (per which contain all the information about the campaign and Photo Editor Jeff Johnson manent positions). Accounting, positions available across Canada. If you're going to be Entertainment Editor Kim Morison Marketing/Analysis, Business Analyst, graduating in the coming year, stop in to the office to Production Manager Mick Pariseau Supply Chain Management, Liquids and pick up a kit. fhe deadline is Monday, October 2, 2000. Typesetter Matt Malek Sulphur Marketing (Summer) and National You can apply on line or complete the application in the Distribution Manager Aaron Langstraat Credit Department (Summer). Deadline is kit. Or check it out online at: http://www.johs.gc.ca Production Assistant Lisa Terheide Noon, October 3 in CES. Ad Manager Tyler Anderson Contributors: Tyler Christensen, Cheris Samuels, Paul K. Lawton, Allison Thornton, Ben Gilchrist, The Three Hot Chix, Gabrielle Pope, Shawn Russin, Piotr Filipek, D.J. SpArX, Bruce Duguay, Jim The Corporate Asshole, Creepy Uncle Stan, Mick's Mean ex-girlfriend Cheryl, and of course; Mick the Handsome, two-bit actor This issue brought to you by: Rory C. for not returning this year. Jim The Corporate Asshole sez: This place is sooooo much better now that you're gone. "Fire 'em all! Let EJ. sort 'em out: On the Cover: As "Creepy Uncle Stan ' would say.- "Coma on down, we'll Wrassle' The Meliorist, thursday September 14, 2000 - page 3 . \ (\ /f^ nuvrnvtmirrontrmiiDoi Did - STUDENTS' UNION HBWS Health / Dental Plan? • ••' - mm In order to opt out.