\ A mother PORTRAIT STUDIO ofa the Grad Photos showat jHk Special jB -One Bxlo Two 5x7 Six 2x3 Cord For Only theTurret $49a99 m No sitting fees with this ad. AilA] 744 - 5553 seepage 18 j for weekly colours & gowns for UofW & WLIJx And the freaks have arrived... KERRY THOMPSON major additions to the show - Mexican Transvestite Cord Entertainment Wrestling. 'Tickles Valdez' After amusing the audience with very odd audio lay- Wrestlers with names like squared around their waists. 1 ered over the blackncss of Fed I lall, Jim Rose opened off with plastic peniscs strapped the of the the Friday night performance with a bang, setting off leave it to you to figure out goal tournament, wild firecrackers encompassing the audience. and if you let your imagination run you'll come up After in hiatus due to back Jim with idea. a year a injury, a pretty good female Rose has taken his merry band of freaks back on the The second added attraction is sumo road. The show has undergone some changes and wrestling. The competitors in this new sport are Judy "Piledriver" Wilson. additions since their last appearance at Fed Hall "Bullmooso" Jenkins and Katie almost and half 'Illcsc two in at 362 and 404 a year a ago. women weigh pounds crowd However, the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow retains its respectively, and they were a definite pleaser. Jim himself still in the show, swal- initial shock value, and contains many familiar Rose performs members of the show include the and them a aspects. Original lowing razor blades regurgitating onto of human dart Circus Queen, who lies on a bed of nails, the Fnigma, piece string, acting as a board, placing for his and from who composes and performs all the music the a spoon up nose, escaping a straight shows, and Mr. lifto, the infamous performer who lifts jacket. heavy objects with certain delicate parts of his anato- Rose is a great advocatc of audience participation; invited on and instructed to stand my. one girl was stage of with The Fnigma, fully tattooed from head to toe, on him while his face was in a pile glass, Rose pleased the audience with his ability to swallow seven proclaiming the whole time: "No jumpy jumpy." which feet of tubing attached to a drink container holding a The evening ended with the human zoo, in and blue smoothie made of Gatorade, yogurt and ginseng. all the members of the Sideshow were on stage After ingesting the entire concoction, he proceeded to available to talk or sign autographs. aIJ the contents in his and the After of what do best. Rose and regurgitate stomach, years doing they thrill and tubing. his band of freaks still manage to disgust back. 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Editor-in-Chief and Vice-President, Finance close on March positions 14, 1997 at 4:30 pm. All other close March 1997 at 4:30 positions on 21, pm. committee The Cord EIC hiring will be selected at the staff on March 1997 2:30 meeting Friday, 7, at pm in the Cord Office. Interviews for EIC will Cord commence on Friday, March 14, 1997. "112 NEWS New GSA The new Grad House is due to be finished for House September 1997. unearthed Siemans Tricia rep- a smile. "The new grad house will wing. 'I"he central area of the facility the of a physical and consists of a area and iandresenting Mayor provide presence circulation a all Waterloo, participat- monument on campus," added multi-purpose room accessible to LORI DYSIEVICK Bricker with #22 Bricker will the After the McPherson. along ing in ceremony. both wings. Cord News domollshfid middle of bo in tho April groundbreaking ceremony at #24 The building was designed by "The new grad house will be an Bricker held the On Monday, March 10th, 1997 at to make way Cor the new building. a reception was in Fergus based architecture firm opportunity for grad students to 1:00 WLU President and Vice The construction of the new build- atrium in the Science James The meet and pm, Building. Fryett. 4,600 square foot socially, academically pro- Chancellor Lorna Marsden and ing is expected to be finished for David Logan, President of the building will cost $300,000 to con- fessionally. The new house is to of Graduate Studies Dr. of 1997. Graduate Students' Association struct. foot and will Dean Barry September The 2,300 square upper open Sept. '97, provide a for D. McPherson broke the ground The groundbreaking ceremony thanked everyone for attending and level will be divided into two wings, permanent home for graduate stu- " MP the new Graduate Student Building was well-attended with the of thanked the University for their sup- the west wing houses administrative dents, said Logan. The new build- Bricker St. The Elizabeth "The turnout and the and while to be to on present Waterloo, Witmer, Mayor port. was good office areas, lounge space ing is referred as "The Grad Graduate Student House at #24 of Kitchener, Dr. Richard Christy, weather behaved," said Ix>gan with and a pub are featured in the east House." OUSA at WLU Election Results KATHERINE HARDING financial assistance. because will Goorgo they say they come, Affaire and doesn't Cord news Haptis VP- University mean they'll send money." LORI DYSIEVICK confident OUSA delegates are set to con- member of OUSA's Steering 1 lowever, Raptis is that Cord News the the verge on VVLU's campus March Committee views it as an opportu- won't be a problem, stating, The results of 1997 elections for Board of Governor student repre- 14-16 for their annual Genera! nity for, "wider policy discussion." "schools have to show up with sentatives and the student representative on the Senate were tabulated the March of Assembly. Board member Renec Pelletier, their cheque to be allowed to par- evening of Friday, 7th, 1997. Willi a large number candidates, many The weekend will be has both the results deal highlight- expressed concern regarding ticipate." running for positions, were split a good amongst the can- ed fees for the OUSA is that didates. by a steering committee meet- receiving delegate's a lobby group ing and two discussion sessions, weekend. represents over 110,000 under- The BOG and Senate elections this year were enjoyed a much higher level including discourse on student Pelletier commented, "just graduate students across Ontario. of participation and many more candidates then previous years. year's Senate representatives were acclaimed, winning their position by default due r seat to lack of student interest in their selection. lTie one open in this year's student Jason election went to 4th year George. the The Board of Governors needed six representatives and student popu- lation elected Jeff Burrow, William Chung, Nina Gazzola, Jason George, Devin Board of Alarming Grady and Jillian Osborne. Last year till of the representatives for the Governors were also acclaimed. • RESULTS: (voter turnout - Senate: 4.9% B of G: 4.4%) O'Crime BOARD OF GOVERNORS Bag Jason Georgel 14 {Elected to B ofGfor a 2 yr term) Will Chung 89 {Alternate 7) Cause Disturbance chest pains in the Students Union from the Scicncc Bldg. Samir Jain 35 (Alternate 2) 0210 hrs. Thu 06 Mar 97 The Del Col 29 {Alternate Bldg. individual was trans- Anthony 3) Officers of Unauthorized Domenico 24 {Alternate responded to a report a ported to hospital. Soliciting Magisano 4) group arguing and yelling in the 1630 Hrs.