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Volume 60 Number 49 ®{ir|lfomt^urrira Friday, April 13, 1984 Proposed decal hike draws opposition

By RONNIE RAMOS for a parking garage that has not been approved by the university adminis­ E B t llM Hurricane Idltor in Chief tration hp?l" , " , Controller Glen Cardwell said the department should not be completely surprised "We are trying to get some money," Frechette said Thursday, "in U,„II Th„e u?[k'ng "''Par(rnent has not been shorted whatsoever," Card- Talk of me reusing the price of parking decals by $10 next year has order to redo some new lots and so in the future we can get into building a y ask why tney met strong opposition from the Undergraduate Student Body Government. parking garage." ^P„rt„ ,1, . u - _' 6°t more last vear and planned to spend on that basis. They've known this for a long time." The reason for the increase revolves around a $200,000 clerical error, USBG President Mark Cheskin said the increase is to make up for funds for a $1.5 million parking garage that hasn't been approved and a budget mismanagement. "By the administration admitting they want a $10 .nrt ^rlCht'tt<, ^ lhe money "was «iven t0 us ''ar|v 'as' year, and at the shortfall in revenue from parking fines — which totaled more than $500.- increase, they're admitting they mismanaged the whole parking budget." end of the year they gave us another $200,000." 000 last year. he said. "|The increase| is a way to compensate for cuts in the business af­ ..-.. He —adde d that h"e didn'-eeeee te noticlee.iuer thllie mistakelieiSiaKe. "IIIt doesn'OOPSn tI jumllimp ouOUtt at SOyoUu Three different reasons have been cited for the increase. fairs budget of Public Safety." ere arree als" a• lot of bills in lnere The USBG Senate, in passing a bill unanimously (25-0) Wednesday The clerical error was made last vear when the Parking Department woul«_S?d thav e spen" t ?'?.it' ° » Cardwell hadn't seen it. we prohibiting the proposed increase, said the hike is to make up for a was given $200,000 too much in a transfer. The controller's office noticed $200,000 clerical error. The Senate's Category D bill requires a response the error three months ago and informed the Parking Department that it i ?ar,«Sg Bels "s ri'venu(,s 'rom two sources — parking fines and de­ from the administration within 30 days. would be getting $200,000 less this year. cals. In 1982-83. it collected $504,900 in parking fines. $256,173 in studeni Joseph Frechette, executive director of Public Safety, said in a memo The Parking Department has itemized $324,861 worth of parking decals and $64,045 in faculty and employee decals to the Parking Authority that the increase is needed to defray costs of construction needs for 1984-85. The surplus budget was expected to be According to Jane Gailey. parking" coordinator, the Parking Depart- maintaining and upgrading parking facilities and provide added revenues $233,073 — before the department was told that $200,000 would not be Please turn to puge .WARRING Iron Arrow votes not to admit women By GEORGE HAJ university is to convene the organi­ Hurricane Staff Writer versity's position against permitting zation's leadership and find out Iron Arrow on campus unless it ad­ w here the society wants to go. mits women would not change. The Iron Arrow Honor Society Former Son of Chief Fddie Poz- "The executive board |of the Board voted 107-96 Thursday night zuein said, "If everyone in that room of Trustees | has gone on record as against an amendment that would OMwed up to the lappings, lun­ supporting President Foote's deci­ have allowed women into the orga­ cheons and supported the organiza­ sion." nization. The amendment needed a tion on a day-to-day basis, I would two-thirds vote — 142 in favor — feel a lot better about this vote." to pass. Student Jim Weber said, "Two- In a heated meeting that evoked thirds f the people in that room History of passionate speeches from both were cloiad-mlnaad before they sides, many members who do not started. Hall tried to vote while the regularly attend the meetings ap­ discussion was still going on. I al­ Iron Arrow peared to cast their ballots. "The most crieei because I was so embar­ depth of feeling on this is incredi­ rassed thai these men couldn't come By GEORGE HAJ ble," said one member. The vote, in with an open mind." Hurricane Suit! Wnter held at the Holiday Inn on South Dixie Highway across from the "I love it." was former Chief C Rhea Warren's reaction to the vote. Iron Arrow's vote Thursday , was the soci­ evening on whether to admit ety's first on the issue 1976. "Dr. [Bowman Foster| Ashe did not form this organization as a coeduca­ women capped an eight-year Many of those who appeared to tional society. It was formed based battle with the U.S. government vote against the amendment did so on Indian traditions, and we vote>d and the university administra­ because they wanted to maintain to keep it that way." tion. the tradition and not to be told Warren said that he plans to pro­ Iron Arrow battled itself this what to do by UM President Ed­ pose an amendment that would ban year, holding a controversial election for officers that result­ ward T. Foote. who has said that consideration of the issue of wheth­ Iron Arrow will not be allowed to ed finally in the election of a er to admit women for a long time. student chief for lhe first time in return to campus unless it agrees to "This seven-year bloodletting will admit women. "We stood by our a decade. The U.S. Supreme kill us," Warren said. Court's decision declaring Iron principles, and we will be back on Tim Anagnost. who graduated in campus," one member said us he Arrow's court case' enoot ended 1965, said be voted against the the legal battle and teerced a vote walked out of the ballroom. amendment hescause of tradition. Chief Ken Lise said that while he on the key issue ol whether to "There is not enough ol that eel admit women. was disappointed with the vote. "I UM." he said. •'This is not a rejec­ Iron Arrow has heen fighting am pleased about the way the vote tion of women. It is simply rein­ to return to campus since 1976. was conducted and the turnout here forcing tradition." when then-UM President Henry tonight." Several members said they felt King Stanford was given an ulti­ "I am really disappointed in the that the tribe could sue the univer­ matum by the U.S. Department vote," said Medicine Man Aurelio sity and get back on campus. "I be­ of Health. Education and Wel­ Quineenes. "I don't think the organi­ lieve we could have an injunction fare: Remove all university affil­ zation has proven itself worthy of and be back on campus tomorrow," iation as long as Iron Arrow dis­ Miami Hiirrieune'/KOBEKT MANN the leadership it can provide. The one member said. criminates, or risk the loss of row Chief Ken Lise (right) answers a radio reporter's questions after campus will suffer most from this Neil Schif. vice chairman of the Iron Ar vote." Board of Trustees and an Iron Please turn In pane ,/AKROW the vote Lise said the next step for the Arrow me rieber. said that the uni­ Greek-American club becomes active again y

By CATHERINF HELEN MALLI- The (ireek government has al­ NAS ready agreed to assist the club in llierrieuele' .Stuff Writer the "formation of such a museum and has offered to sell the artifacts A group ol Greek and Greek- at discount prices to the organiza­ American students have formed a tion. new organization — the Hellenic Some of the events to take place American Club The organization within the next two months will in­ was originally sponsored and di­ volve not only the organization's rected by history Professor C. Pat- members but will be open to all UM savos in 1961. It later disbanded students and faculty. In mid-April, until its recent reorganization Greek government officials will be The organization provides a visiting the university and lectur­ meeting place for the students to ing. unite and discuss Greek history. In Another e'vent is a film on Greece addition, current political and social and its islands, scheduled to be events are discussed, as well as the shown April 19 in the Flamingo future of Greece. Ballroom There will be Greek food One of the group's first projects and wine served and Greek music. is an addition to the Richter Li­ Also planned is the traditional brary. The club plans to add a sec­ celebration of Greek Faster. Hellen­ tion that will rontain a series of ic plans to celebrate at Crandon Greek texts and translated Greek Park on April 22, Faster Sunday works. Books will be provided by The president of the organization publishing eumpanies in Greece at is Iraklis Mavromatides, a graduate discount rates student in the School of Architec­ ture. The committee consists of The organization also wishes to Vice President Demetrios Vlassis. a Meumi Humeane/KAREN PIKt found a museum on campus that graduate student in the School of The push cart in the Student Union Breezeway serves food for those on the run will contain copies eif ancient Greek Law; Secretary George Tselioulis. a relics and artifacts; ihey will be graduate student in the College of housed either in a location provided Arts and Sciences; and Treasurer by the university eer In St Andrew's Angelo Mouzalas. an undergraduate- Greek Orthodox Church in Kendall student in the School of Business. Push carts provide quick meal li aim*! eateries Architecture Professor Aristedes The organization contains me«m- Millas is the advisor. bers who are either (ireek or Greek serve-. Irom 11:30 am until 1:30 p.m The service is For further information, call Dy FAITH TAYLOR will American students Some members speedy and efficient Although there is no place to sit 284-6326 and rate the on-campus eateries on a are Greek-American alumni and relax, the atmosphere is ple-asant because there is scale from one to 10, with 10 HILDA L. JACKSON an eipin area less noise, and smaller crowds than in Hurricane Stall Writer', being the highest rating, in the cafeterias following four areas: Editor's note f/ns is the /as! in a series o\ articles Variety — What choice does the Inside evaluating tile different places lo eat on lamput The student have in what to eat? order of (lie places evaluated and times of evaluation Quality — How good is the were picked at random To maintain consisted i all food? Wheeling and dealing __..,_ lhe Pit Stop, located in the Student Union Breeze- places were reviewed durinp, lunch hour none Were no Service — How friendly and co­ , u\ is a popular place for students to buy lunch on the UM draws the most in meiney and prizes for the Wheel or lified ahead o/ time, and all meals were paid for in cash 4 operative are the employees? Do run The Pit Stop does not have an area for students to Fortune's eoUafta week /PARE 3 they care about the student? sit while' eating: however, students often take their Atmosphere — How clean is the lunch lee the Student Union Patio The Hurricane's hot dog cart, located on the fir*-' cafeteria? Is it decorated1 Are To park or not to park flow of the Memorial Building, opened this semeste•• The menu offers a wide variety of sandwiches in- chairs broken, utensils missing, after spring break. The cart serves as a convenient I"- A column em poking and the proposed hike for a parkin* , luding ham and cheese, roast beef, egg salad, hoagte. or the ice cream machine work­ cation for students to buy something quick to eat Be­ turkev. tuna in a pita and club sandwiches. The most ing? decal /PAGE 4 tween classes, students now have the eep tn popular item is the turkey sandwich, which costs Ratings: 1-3 poor; 4-5 aver­ buy their lunch without having to walk a long diatane g] - t The prices are reasonable, ranging from $1 28 age; 6-8 excellent; 9-10 superior And the winner is ... to the Student Union iuer an eRg salad sandwich to $2.35 for a club sandwich The' cart offers a variety nt snacke lhat are priced Carts Student! reactions on the Academy Awards in the pulse sec­ The Pit also offers various beverages and snacks inexpensively A hot dog. line- of the most exepulat uke potatee chips, donuts. cookies, danishes and brawn- tion' /PACiEfi items, eeests || SO Nachos. teertilla chips with |es The' Pit aKo sells milk for 40 cents and fruit such Variety 6 e he-i'se' peeure-d eeve'r them, als" .test $1.50 .is apples for in cents and bananas and oranges for 29 Quality 5 Othe-r munchies include llanish. Cookies, api'l' »• "' e e-nts Women's tennis ,,y«,»_in unties, potato chips, and bagels and (ream ehe I se Mus­ Service 7 The women's tennis team is ranked third rFAUE .» I he busiesl hours are [row neieen to 2 p.m. The aen • Atmosphere 5 tard and ketchup are' available ice is fast .end pleasant, whie h hi'lps preu-nt long line's The busiest time' ot day is at noon, but :' ',,r! Page 2 Friday. April 13, 1984 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Update Payment in full due at registration HILLEL: Soviet Jewry Shabbat tonight at Hillel. 1100 Stanford Drive, at 6:30 p.m. The Bursar s .Offtea has announced that students intending to register SPECIAL OLYMPICS FUN DAY '86: Applica­ ALPHA LAMBDA DELTA: Officers nomination for summer sessions one and two will be required to pay the entire bal- tions available now through Friday, April 20. at 5 meeting. Student Union 245 at 2 p.m. Electecen to ance at lite time of registration Financial aid deferments will IM processed p.m. in Student Union 232 for next year's chair- .Saturday to held Thursday en Building 22-H conference by the defearred payment stations. Ttie Bureur request that students be room at 5 p.m. .prepared to pay in full all amounts over the financial aid defeirment. RATHSKELLER: Happy Hour. 50 NY street HILLEL: Passover seders at Hillel. 1100 Stanford steaks, Coors drafts and wine, plus Coors Light RATHSKELLER: UM Gong Show weth cash prizes Drive, today and tomorrow at 7 p.m. Cost is $10 FIU conducts student art exhibit Oand Prix weth cash eprezes, 4:30-7 p.m. Caribbe­ at 9 p.m. for sponsors, $11 for non-sponsors. Call Hillel, an Dance Night, sponsored by the Caribbean Stu­ 665-6948. for a reservation. dent Association. 8 p.m. Florida International University wiH hold its Annual Bachstar of Fine RATHSELLER: Ladies Night, free wine and cane .tVts candidates exhibit today through April 20 en the Visual Arts Gallery coolers for all ladies. $ 1 draft ebeer for all. of Primer a Casa 112 on the Tamiami Campus. S.W. 8 St. and 107 Ave. JESUS STUDENTS' FELLOWSHIP: Rides avail­ The exhibit will include the students' tost works of the year in sculp­ able to off-campus meetings. 9775 S.W. 87 Ave., ture ceramics, painting and photography and has as its theme. "Fo-ce/Fo- at S p.m. Can 279-8719 for more information. sr Centers of Activity. Attraction, or Attention The extteebit is free and will DANSEMBLE GOLD: Auditions for the profes- opesn with a reception at 8 p.m. in the gallery seonal summer dance company, Dansemble Gold, Gallery hours are Monday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Tuesday through Frr- ASSOCIATION FOR RETARDED CITIZENS: will be held in the Mahoney/Pearson Great Lounge RATHSKELLER: Everything You Always Wanted day, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.; and Saturday. 1 to 5 p.m. For further mfexmatton. Anyone wishing to etocome involved in a recre­ at 4 p.m. For more information, call 284-4589 to Know About Sex with Woody Allen, at 7:30 call 554-2890. ational prosejet for both retarded and non-retarded and 10 p.m. citizens is asked to call the following numbers. JESUS STUDENTS' FELLOWSHIP: Rides avail­ Judaic Studies scholarship* available 284 3822 (ask for Dorothy); 687-2679 (ask for able to off-campus meeting. 9775 S.W. 87 Ave­ PHI ETA SIGMA: Officei elections for next year Nevin Kanner); 284-2362 (ask for Sofia): or nue, at 11 a.m. For more information call will to held tomorrow in Student Union 241 at 2 284-5646 (Student Activities). 279-8719 p.m. The Judaic Studees Program is accepting applicateons far tuition scholarships for the 1984-85 academic year. To be eligible, a student must declare Judaic Studies as a first or second major Applications must to rpturned by April 23. For more information, call trie Judaic Studies Program at 284-4375 Students provide fun for orphans ear visit ttte office in Ashe 606.

By CRISTY DUARTE MPSO is under the direct guidance of Sheryl McDaniel, resident -coor­ Mile of Silver wins first place for Circle K Hurricane Stall Writer dinator of Pearson Hall. MPSO is always welcoming new memtorship and there is no Initia­ Thes past weekend. 21 members and two .advisors of the UM chap­ Member* of the Mshoney-Pearson Student Organization (MPSO), a tion fee. "Membership is a commitment," said MPSO President Rick ter of Circle K. international servece organization, attended the district con­ resident organization run by resident representatives from each floor of Brauer. "But our activities are open to anyone who wants to participate. vention at the Palm Beach Hyatt in West Palm Beach Of the approximate­ Mahoney and Pearson Halls, spent last Saturday afternoon with the or­ It's great way to meet great people." ly 20 clubs and 300 eoeople who attended the convention, the UM dele­ phans of the American Children's Home Society of Florida. gates numbered highest. The American Children's Home Society is an adoption agency and President-elect John Calicchio said, "Before I got involved in MPSO, I During the awards presentation, the UM chapter won first place for home for children aged five to 12. It is funded by United Way, Hospital felt like I was just doing time going to school. I wanted to get involved in the outstanding single .service for their United Way Mile of Silver project and Rehabilitative Services and Private donations. something. I enjoy school a lot more now." and won first prize in the scrapbook competition. Margaret Haley won the Karin Newburger, vice president-elect, discovered MPSO gave her an first place oratory award and Allison Ventura placed second in the treasur­ Sixteen University of Miami students arrived at the South Dade shel­ opportunity to do something she always enjoyed. "I really like working er's competition. Margaret Haley won third place as the most outstanding ter tor abused or neglected children in the late afternoon. Inside the se­ with people and I wanted to help improve the living conditions at Msho­ member. cluded home, MePSO was greeted by 16 children and two of the three ney-Pearson " child-cere workers that head the household, Aithola Pierson and Zoe This is the first time in six years that UM's Circle K has wean .swards Henn. According to Bob Redick, associate director of housing, MPSO re­ on the district level. sponsibilities are twofold. It organizes social functions for residents and Advisors for the club are George Brown, engineering, and Robert "The children are overly indulged in gifts," Henn said. "But they plays an active role in the decision making that involves the residents. Pierce, retired from UM Airforce ROTC. don't get enough of what they really need: person-to-person attention, "MPSO has always been the most active resident organization physical contact and love." throughout campus," Redick said. "They've always been active in Carni Special recognition goes to AMA "We feel safe with you all here to let them run around," Pieraon said. Gras, Homecoming, USBG and in terms of knowing important people on "When it's just the three of us, we can't let them play so freely." campus." The MPSO members held a barbecue and played field games with the The UM chapter of the Amearecan Marketing Anoceateon received rec­ children, who seemed to enjoy the company. This year MPSO sold "Valoon-O-Grams" for Valentine's day, sold the ognition for special achievement in the category of chapter plan in the popul.tr "fruit-kabobs" at Carni-Gras, and won first place for independent AMA annual leadership conference, held April 5-7. The chapter competed Eleven-year-old Philip, clad proudly in his Hurricanes T-shirt, cau­ organization float in the Homecoming parade. against collegiate chapters throughout the United States. tiously rode his bicycle around the students. He then approached the UM Although MPSO responsibilities include organizing social functions, students individually and confided, "The Hurricanes are my favorite foot­ poor attendance at recent parties has led the organization to concentrate ball team — college, that is." on enhancing the living conditions in the dorms, according to MPSO mem­ Singer, Foote to be initated into honor society Jennifer, an 11-year-old strawberry blonde, worried about her weight ber Warren Lewis. when the MPSO members gave the children hotdogs and cheeseburgers; A 16 color seriograph of Nobel laureate autfior Isaac Basftevis Singer later, she fidgeted when she realized she'd missed Menudo on "Solid "This put semester, we've gotten a lot done," Brauer said. MPSO will to presented to him when he is initiated into ttte University of Miami's Gold." academic honor society. Phi Kappa Phi. taught hoses, jumper cables, tennis rackets and a speed l>ag for the Maho- ney-Pearson weight room. Phi Kappa Phi will also initiate UM President Edwvd T. Foote II and It mi an exhausting afternoon for the students, but the MPSO mem­ Unlike MPSO, the Eaton Hall and Tower resident organizations had 80 undersjraduate. .graduate and medical school students « its .annual bers agreed It was worth it. "I can't believe so much love was shown in so trouble during the year. According to Redick, "The resident coordinators spreng banquet. little time." aaid MPSO member George Villegas. tried. The problem was in getting floor reps and attendance at meetings." "It is a double honor to have our Uneversity of Miami president Ed­ "How .can you put this into words?" Hugh Berlow, advisor to MPSO, MPSO officers are dedicated to serving the students they represent ward Foote and Nobel laureate Isaac Smeger on our progr.*m," aaid Or. .asked. He gave his own answer: "You can't. and are confident about the future. Brauer said, "I've been more successful James Foley, president of tlte honor society. "This was the first step by MPSO toward becoming a more communi­ than my predecessors and hopefully less successful than those that fol­ Singer was chosen to to honored by Phi Kappa eOhi as "tha moat ty-oriented service organization." said Berlow. low." .distinguished University of Miami faculty metTitor," Foley said. Tlte seriograph features a silhouette of Singer's face, constructed from a subtle incorporation of the forms and faces of his most recognized literary characters Created by artist Brenda Gilpin of the Barbara Gilman Gallery and the UM wins $19,789 on 'Wheel of Fortune' Gallery at Mayfatr. the serioegraph steps behind the conscious sen" .where there are "signs and symbols that can not to explained." By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Singer who calls himself a mystical and not a symbolic author, often taped last week and being aired this placed third with $6,450. Emerson in third. USC won $4,700 and Ari­ I MM Editor .College was eliminated at that writes about the fools and devils in the shadowy canters of society. week on NBC at 11 a.m. (the Raths­ zona $4,500. University of Miami students keller will run the show on the big point. First-place winner USC went on "My art attempts to bring soma of th*M subconscious images to the who competed in the college week On Friday, each team selected to the bonus competition, which it conscious and demands the viewer ro deal with the symbol* er signs in ot the television game show "Wheel At the end ot last Thursday, UM one member to play for cash only. did not win. The overall totals were> order to decipher the messaege or messaeges," Gilpin said, "like the mes­ of Fortune" placed third overall. hsd first place, with the team mem­ Winnings from the preceding days UM, $19,789; USC, $15,189: Arizo­ sage presented, my artwork has complicated construction with angles and even though they won the greatest bers having earned $17,689 in were not totaled; therefore, Fri­ na, $10,950. views that are not seen unless tlte viewer decides to see. amount In prizes. prizes. The University of Southern day's winner became the overall Students from UM will appear on The banquet will to held in the Orchid Room of the Hyatt Regency. Four-student teams from four California had second place with winner of the competition. Roy Bar­ the show Wednesday, Thursday and UM/ James L. Knight International Center tonight at 6:30 p.m. Tlte public schools participated in the event, $10,480. University of Arizona ron, from UM, won $2,100, coming Friday. is invited. Cost of tlte banquet is $18. For more informatior or reserva­ tions, contact Mary Hope at 284-3356. Business fraternity inducts 10

The business fraternity Alpha Kappa Psi initiated 10 membes last Sunday. The selection of these members was baaed on academic excel­ lence as well as contributions to the business community. The new membecrs are: Larry Grant, Ann Roberts. Lorelei GoNbech. Linda Rolen. Jeff Sopshm. Beulah Charran, Sylvia Scremin, Joni Marteo, Helen Spil. and Isabel Camacho. Free health lecture open to the public

Free health lecture on pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) will be held at the Ambulatory Center of Miami, April 24, at 7:30 p.m. The speaker will to local doctor Michael WeitKsr. gynecologist and obstetrician. There will to a question and answer pesriod .tfter the lecture. Refreshments will to served. Ambulatory Centre of Miami is located on 8700 North Kendall Drive (in the Lennar Center-1st floor). North Kendall Drive at Galloway Road. Doctor's Hospital sponsors diabetic clinic

Doctor's Hospital will begin a five-week diabetic clinic for diabetics, their families and the interested public entitled "Living vyith Diabetes." The clinic, to to held at the hospital. 5000 University Drive, wiH begin April 26. Classes will to held Thursday evenengs from 7-9 p.m. through May 24. The clinic will address diet planning and nutrition. Professaional in­ structors will explain the nature of tlte diabetes and help the pertecipenu understand that diabetics can lead norm,al and productive lives. Fear more information, call the Doctor's Hospital Community ReStations Department at 666-2111. extension 182. Phi Beta Kappa Initiates 46 Members

Phi Beta Kappa Honor Society. Delta Chapter, will initiate 48 new members en a ceremony April 18 at trie Country Club of Coral Gables. The new members to be inducted are luniors Richard Kirsechner. An­ drea Krensky David Newtoreger. Elmer Y. Tu. Patricia Vitale. Mary B. Wakim. Seniors inducted are Harriet Baggatt. Cynthia Baghdoian, Eduardo Barroso. Brian Breslaw. Patricia Calhoun, Maree Claude Cardon, Jesffrey eCardwell. Alicia Ceias. Barbara Centeno. Leeghton Chapman, Lisa Conti, Mark Eesentorg, Ron Ezoory. Daisy Frau, Peter Fucci, Barry Gelman. Alfre­ do Gonzalez, Michael Hoedkin, Dorothy Houck. Jonas Johetnsson, Mark Johnson. Mttchell Johnson. Sharon Lim-Hmg. Stephen Madtagan. Esther Marin. Lizette Morad. Dove Morissette. John Oudens, Roger Pathasarathy. Mercedes Prieto. Richard Robbins. Kristette Ross Anegela Sabates. Michael Schaffer. Maria Soto. Teresita Suarez. Robin Suplet Margarita Vazquez. Michael Weiner Alumni members mdur.ted are Eugene P. .Goldberg and Ernest Sosa.

— TE0UE8TA BRYANT Class'Ads. ...For Buying, Selling, Renting, Swapping, try the Classified Ads. .**' Friday. April 13. 1984 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Pa History of ^SBG opposes a decal hike Iron Arrow yy,. ^*^*•P!.^lW^, PAV Frechette's undated memo also $1,512,500. The two-story. 250- ARHOW/From page I ",/From page I $301 has taken in about mentioned that the Parking Depart­ space complex will cost more than federal education funds. Iron ures v or decals this year. Fig- ment is giving out fewer fines this $6,000 a space to build. The average Arrow then voted to move off cam­ not di -king fine revenues were year and that funds are needed for a cost per space of the parking lots pus rather than admit women. parking garage built at UM from 1980 to 1984 The -1. The memo read: "We are suffer­ ranged between $432 and $892. The honor society then sued the mittee ing Authority, a com- federal government, claiming that ing a decline in the number of tick­ The memo pointed to the reason a ployees dents, faculty and em- ets being written, primarily because decal increase is needed for the the government does not have the tions to make>s recommenda- right to demand restrictions on of the fact that our enforcement has parking garage: "Without a signifi­ vice pres *r Bonnert, associate- forced many of the individuals who cant amount of money to start areas other than those receiving is schedule, for business affairs, federal funds. Since Iron Arrow has never purchased a decal to purchase funding the project, the interest on possibly vt me»rt Tuesday and a decal more or less in 'self de­ the borrowe?d money would in­ never received federal money, Iron mittee Ch» the Increase. Corn- fense.' " Arrow argued, the government had crease the cost dramatically." man could t n Ndl Schneider- The parking garage under consid­ IteenneTt said that those who no right to impose policies on the whether the ,' reMhed to verify w eration would be built next to the wanted to park in the garage would university because of Iron Arrow. Tuesday. «* .Kheduled for While the group had some suc­ Law School, in Parking Department have to purchase a decal and pay a "Everyone I . ._ . Lot 201: its estimated price is user's fee. cesses in the courts. UM President the committee w °» th" IS °" Edward T. Foote settled the univer­ increwe]," saic gdnrt lthe, *10 sity's position in 1982 when he sent Askew, a non-vo budsman Jerry a letter to Iron Arrow stating that committee. "At, member of the whatever the courts might say, Iron against It." « Penally Applications available Arrow would not lie permitted on Askew said, ho. ,_ . ... campus until it admitted women. r th a , ,th out the increase, r > tl . ^ " This changed UM's previous poli­ parking improvetm* .^'..7"° for Hurricane, Ibis cy, set in 1977 by the Board of have to let the pott Jg» gj Trustees. In that action, the trustees Applications for section editor positions on the Miami Hurricane stated: "In the event that it is deter­ ger. and IBIS Yearbook are now available. mined by the courts that there is no Bonnert said he is I vor of the The Miami Hurricane is accepting applications for managing edi­ legal reason under the laws of the increase. "In order to ntain our tor, news editor, associate news editor, assistant news editor, photo ed­ United States, including HEW regu­ lots and have any ch, e to in- itor, assistant photo editor, entertainment editor, associate entertain­ lations, for Iron Arrow to be ex­ crease parking facilitU ment editor, assistant entertainment editor, sports editor, associate cluded from campus, then Iron our incre.tse in parking " ,', . sports editor, assistant sports editor, and copy editor. Arrow would be readmitted to the said. He indicated, howe\."• |"j Those interested in positions or working as writers or photogra­ campus." The drum on the Iron Arrow mound would not push for an I•;"" "., phers can stop in the Hurricane office. Student Union 221, beginning Foote's decision in September the Parking Authority wet " turn Monday for applications, or call 284-4401. Deadline is today at 5 p.m. 19S2 reversed the policy. In a letter founded in 1926 by UM's first presi­ could achieve. The society selects it down. The 1985 IBIS yearbook is now accepting applications for photo to then-Iron Arrow Chief C. Rhea dent. Bowman Foster Ashe. Ashe only a handful of students, faculty Polly Cooper, an empi { editor, photo chief, seniors editor, assistant seniors editor, sports editor, Warren, Foote wrote: "I continue to based the society on Seminole Indi­ and alumni each year. The members CSR and a voting member ,h copy editor, layout and design editor, academic editor, activities editor, believe ... that Iron Arrow should an practices, following the concept of Iron Arrow meet twice a year to authority, said she would nt, t clubs and organizations editor, and assistant clubs and organizations for the increase "unless it was. not exclude women if it is to be­ of a men's honorary and service select those to be tapped for mem­ so- editor. Applications are available in both the IBIS office. Student Union come again a campus organization." fraternity that would be exclusive bership. Each nominee is reviewed lutely necessary." She added at 229 and the Miami Hurricane business office. Student Union 221. Dead­ The all-male honor society has a toUM. in accordance with five criteria: she has not made up her mind'.,, line is April 16 at 5 p.m. tradition dating to the beginnings of Iron Arrow has been considered love of alma mater, character, lead­ but said, "At this point I have Jj Those interested in working as staff photographers and writers the University of Miami. It was the highest honor a male student ership, scholarship and humility. seen enough reasons to raise it." can contact the IBIS at 284-6385 or stop by the office.

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Decal increase is without justification

The reasons for the proposed $10 increase in the price of parking decals merit more discussion. Some of the reasons are ridiculous. Others appear legitimate, but need clarifying. First the absurd. The clerical error that sent $200,000 to the Parking Department last year has left Parking with less money this year, but has not short- changeed Parking in revenue over a two-year period. ePwking just spent more money last yeear. As Executive Director Joseph Frechette said, if the department were given the money, it would spend it. So would every other department in this school. It is important to remember that UM is cutting its budget by $5.4 million next year. But the Parking Depart­ Campus stadium is within reach ment has more than $33,000 to spend on improvements The other ridiculous problem with Parking Depart­ ment revenues cited in a memo by Frechette is the de­ By RONNIE RAMOS basketball program, the athletics depart­ Should Foote change his stance? Actu­ crease in parking fines. Faculty and students are parking Hurricane Editor tn Chief ment — if it gets a campus stadium — ally, he needs only to change his stance a where they are supposed to; as a result. Parking wants to could start turning a profit. little. Build the stadium with a bond issue, increase the decals. The subject has been discussed as much UM currently gets no revenue from .and let the athletics department pay it The Parking Department can't get us with tickets, so as Miami's Orange Bowl victory. President parking or concessions at the Orange Bowl. back. Gate receipts from the stadium alone it gets us with decal increases. Apparently we can't do Edward T. Foote has changed his position It has to pay rent to use the OB. An on- should be $2.1 million a year (based on 35,- anything right. To avoid fines and comply with the law. on the subject slightly. But a donor hasn't campus stadium would give UM complete 000 tickets at $10 apiece for six games). we buy decals and park in the few spaces available. Now been found and it appears to be fading. control and a targe profit. Throw in concessions, parking and Parking gets less money and decides to raise the price of Throw in the Bookstore's added profits Bookstore sales and athletics should still be decals. An on-campus stadium. Everyone, save and you can see the financial benefits of all right. Keep in mind that last year Parking made more than a few Coral Gables residents, wants it. the stadium. UM's Bookstore has reported The problem is that bonding such a $500,000 in fines alone. Foote has said he will not use money that a 75 percent increase in the sale of UM-re- large sum would put a limit on what UM There is a lesson here. iNo matter what we do with could go to other sources for a campus sta­ lated .articles since the Orange Bowl game. could borrow for other things. But the sta­ Parking, we are going to get screwed. dium. But he has agreed to search for a The Bookstore's profits go to the general dium is unique in that it could pay for it­ Frechette said the main reasons for the increase donor. The criteria set by Foote appear to account, which in turn goes to whatever is self. You can't build a library like this be­ were to pay for parking lot improvements and to gener­ be too tough. It might be time to rethink needed. cause libraries don't generate $2.1 million a ate funds for a parking garage. He gave the Parking Au­ them. Bookstores at other universities make a year in revenue. thority a list of 13 improvements for next year. Six of First, though, let's look at the benefits killing on the days of football games. Notre A similar venture that has heen dis­ them could be done with available funds. of an on-campus stadium. I am willing to Dame's clears more than $50,000 in profit cussed, and one that would be less expen­ The parking garage poses two problems. No. 1, it argue that the actual football game is the on one game day alone. sive, is the building of a field house. It, too. hasn't been approved, and knowing UM bureaucracy, the least important issue. Furthermore, President Foote's beloved could generate funds, and it has a step up Hurricane believes it could be years before it is approved. What is important is what the stadium visiting committees recommended that an on the stadium: Foote is reportedly more1 No. 2, the garage will cost $6,050 a space to build. Just a will do for the university. The plain facts on-campus stadium should be a high priori­ interested in a field house than in a stadi­ tad expensive. are that a stadium on campus would bring ty because of the school spirit it would um. Now, rememter, Parking wants to use the money UM money — which the university sorely generate. Alumni would be able to see the for improvements and collateral for a garage. The pro­ needs and which could go for non-athletic campus (and its wonderful new beautifica­ The possibility of building an on-cam­ posed hike would bring in only $100,000; one of the im­ purposes. tion) and share the experience with stu­ pus stadium without diverting funds from provements cost $190,589. That wouldn't leave too much UM is too tuition-dependent, and it dents. academic sources and without a major money for a garage. lacks a stable source of income that could There is no better way to get alumni, donor is possible. It just needs a commit­ One source has said that the increase would help de­ help ease its dependence. Coupled with the students .and faculty together. ment from President Foote. fray administrative budget cuts, just as part of the in­ crease in the health fee will help defray Student Affairs budget cuts. The proposed decal increase appears to have no sig­ nificant justification, especially when Parking has a $33,- Letters to the Editor 000 surplus and UM is cutting its budget $5.4 million. Maybe it should consider cutting the price of decals, or, better yet, the .amount of fines. Tribune attack contained lies* errors

To the editor: this foundation), the Hurricane the Hurricane plainly fabricated Reagan re-election and any ef­ falsely claimed that all of the an incident, when it stated that fort to insinuate that we do is The Miami Tribune has re­ Tribune's editors are politics and the Tribune editors waved a cently come under unprovoked still more lies. public affairs majors, when only "huge banner calling for Rea­ The Hurricane lied again attacks by your publication. In one of the Tribune's eight edi­ gan's re-election in 1984" out­ y••>, k ] INtTANT SMOetfTleeU} of journalism shames me because, through the university, I am as­ ment" as minor as that. What next, tving our shoes without in. a IIMJ-I-K sociated with it. structions? Moral victory, yes; achievement.? who are you trying to [Omni Irrtl Ctr 350.2504' George Haj's April 6 "Cheskin a tough act to follow" con­ kid? HE'S 40.000 YEARS OLD. tinues the settling of old scores. Here, however, a debt. Haj admits But that's how they measure achievement in the fantastic, Dercp within an Arctic glacier they leeueeel him,preserved to being biased toward, and a close friend of, Mark Cheskin. This soap bubble world of the Student Union. Downstairs, the patrons 8526 S * 8U1 SI MeS-7773 hy a miracle eef nature. was completely unnecessary as the article made it only too clear. It play imaginary games on the video machines Upstairs', the patrons breeuicht back te> life tiy AMC Marina 8 will probably take him a month to wash all the brown off his nose play pretend battles over insignificant issuer, imaginary victories, J miracle eef M ie ee, e after writing this adoring tribute. Not just once but twice Haj gives petty squabbles, and vicious feuds. All presented with pretentious credit to Cheskin for "almost all of the accomplishments of student self-importance by our beloved Hurricane. V,lt1t t0 wt an enemy government this year." Very generous of you, George. below the belt? Nuzzle someone's butt? I've gov jUSt th» newspaper. tfKW Haj systematically lists all of Cheskin's accomplishments, so It's certainly not journalism. There should be a special erm hur- ICEJVLAN let me respond with a little more impartial evaluation of those "ac­ ricanism, maybe. The style is not unfamiliar, he, „ver rU(jged as a complishments." Haj writes that Cheskin "fought for increasing newspaper, the Hurricane is mediocre at best. Judged as a soap the student allocation of Orange Bowl tickets, continuing the fight opera script, though ... Naaa; needs more sex. LEARN HOW TO on tuition, insising on student input on the Honors Residential Col­ lege ... a continuous spokesman for the rights of students ... sen­ Mark A Johnson sitive to the needs of his constituents ... not been afraid to chal­ lenge the administration ... a thorn in the side of many administra­ GET HIRED tors." Whew! That's quite a list of accomplishments, all right. Mark Applications availabl ;» Cheskin ... this is your life! Look at those activities: fighting, in­ A degree, a resume, and a smile no longer sisting, spokesmanning, sensitive (a student sensitive to student guarantees a job. needs — wow!), challenging, and a thorn too. Funny, the only for Hurricane, Ibis word conspicuously absent is: results. All the hot air is great, all Our services will teach you the skills necessary those strong stands and challenges; but where were the practical Applications for section editor positions on the Miami liu ri< , to beat out your competition, locate and secure results in those "achievements"? Kinda reminds me of a burger and Ibis yearbook are available. the job you want. commercial I saw on the TV the other day ... The Miami Hurricane is accepting applications for managing ed But wait! Don't forget the biggie, revoking the check cashing tor, news editor, associate news editor, assistant news editor, photo ed fee! Ta daa! That's got to rank right there with the Emancipation itor, assistant photo editor, entertainment editor, associate entertain SERVICES CONTINUE UNTIL PLACEMENT Proclamation, right? Sorry, George, but let's do a little honest eval­ ment editor, assistant entertainment editor, sports editor, associate sports editor, assistant sports editor, and copy editor. r uation of that "achievement," without all the yelling and hubbub. Those interested in positions or working as writers or photogra­ Please call 56, )-2810 Sure it was a moral victory, but why don't we consider the practi­ phers can stop In the Hurricane office, Student Union 221, beginning cal results? Let's see, yearly expenses per student are about Monday for applications, or call 284-4401. Deadline is April 13 at 5 Susan Leventhal &. Associates, Inc. $10,000 per year ... divided by the $5 check cashing fee ... p.m. A personalized career counselling service Where's my trusty TI-30? ... hmmm, carry the 3, divide by pi, use The 1985 Ibis yearbook is now accepting applications for photo editor, photo chief, seniors editor, assistant seniors editor, sports editor, Suite 204, 2810 E. Oakland Park Blvd. quadratic integral ... Eureka! Mark Cheskin and Co. saved us a copy editor, layout and design editor, academic editor, activities editor, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33306 whopping V^eOOO of our yearly expenses. That's a hefty savings of clubs and organizations editor, and assistant clubs and organizations 0.05 percent of my annual costs! editor. (a ANNOUNCIIN. THE GRAND OPENING of

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By WENDY SHAFFER After a few hours of technical And hey, Johnny was right — was. I guess Michael Sembello's and the academy: "Omit the salute to nominations, there is a lot of hoopla Hurricane Entertainment Editor achievement awards, resourceful why couldn't the dancing tots say Babs' invitations got lost In the 1934." attached," he said. "Despite a good viewers could invent games similar "Howdy?" Everybody else did. aafl. Jim Weber, student, found the performance by MacLaine, the film Well, now that every possible to those played on long car trips. perfect solution for the Academy was slightly overrated, over­ play on words has been driven into Crowd pleasers — like taking bets blahs. He watched Nicholson re­ blown." the ground for the movie Terms of as to the precise moment Jack Nich­ ceive his Oscar early in the show, Jennifer Everett, WVUM news­ Endearment, I have one more to add olson would fall out of his chair, or then went to a party for three caster, coined a new phrase for the — the Academy Awards were a how many times a frantic stage hours. "I'm so happy I had to go to category of best actress: "The Shir­ test of endurance. hand would have to yell "The that party," Weber explained. "I ley MacLaine Award." The majority of the students I Dresser" to Frank Capra — really got back just in time to see all the In case you might have missed spoke to on campus thought that passed the time. major awards." the show, Fanny and Alexander the epic docudrama miniseries Andrew Parker, clubs and orga­ won the best cinematography Another game sure to become a nizations editor of the Ibis year­ award. Now that the suspense is known as the Academy Awards parlor smash was trying to identify was much too long. book, said, "They should get some­ over, you have a full year until the that dull roar, like that of a vacuum one a little younger that won't fall Academy's next captivating show- cleaner or a hair dryer, that occur­ asleep." In other word, the acade­ stopper. red every time someone on camera my should get someone with better tried to speak. hearing to distribute awards. Gee, and wasn't it swell seeing Barbara Scherer, executive board all your old favorites, Shirley Tem­ assistant to the Ibis yearbook, said ple, Spanky and even Donald the Academy Awards were what Duck's voice? they usually are — "boring." The only ingredient missing from Francisco Manrique, student, said the festlvites was the sequined hand that he fell asleep during the of Michael Jackson. A tape of the awards for technical merit. show may be a collectors' item, Ian McKenzie, student, said that since this is the only awards show although the awards were too long in the past five months that Jackson and boring, he would probably hasn't attended. watch them again. Fans had an alternative to Jack­ Jeff Hornburg, student, thought son, however. Nicholson wore sun­ that his year's show was better glasses, obviously in the hope of than last year's. "The graphics and getting a date with "Webster'' or directing were better." He added, maybe Brooke (pending homewcrk "There were no surprises — you responsibilities). kinda knew who was going to While we are on the subjec of win." homework, what excuse did Jenni­ Mike Weiner, WVUM sportscast- Jennifer Beals slapped fer Beals give her Yale prof for er, said he was disappointed that missing class? It doesn't matter; he The Big Chill didn't get any awards. school for a night on the Meryl Streep, Cher came probably fell asleep by the tine she 'Right Stuff/ but wrong year for film "When a movie like Terms gets 11 town up empty-handed appeared. The academy needs a theme, a Students on campus, the few 1 real toe-tapping number. It is too found that actually saw the show, bad that Doc and the boys don't had a lot to say about the four-and- come with Johnny's contract. The a-half hour saga. songs nominated for best song sure Craig Baskin, Columbia Pictures didn't do much to boost morale. representative for South Florida, The people I talked to couldn't said, "Johnny's transitions helped decide if Irene Cara was lip synch­ things along." He added that Shir­ ing or carrying a concealed mike. ley MacLaine deserved to win best The rest of the artists had matching actress honors, but he had wanted Mr. Microphones (makes you won­ The Big Chili to win best picture. der if they had to send in a swatch Mark Maroon, Hurricane movie of their clothes). And speaking of critic, said, "They should have had the rest of the artists, what was the awards over a three-night peri­ black jazz singer Jennifer Holliday od to counter-program the George doing singing a song about a Jewish Washington miniseries. After all. girl who masquerades as a Jewish the show featured one of Washing­ boy wanting a Jewish boy? ton's contemporaries, Hal Roach." I guess Herb Alpert is really the Emilio San Pedro, WVUM news "maniac" we always thought he director, had a useful suggestion for

Albert Finney and Tom Courtenay: all dressd up Donald Duck celebrated his 50th birthday on the Best supporting actress Linda Hunt believes in liv- with no place to go show, but doesn't look a day over 49 inff dangerously Modern English shatter myths

By HOLLY GLEASON Though the group is down to earth, there's another more practical Hurricane Staff Writer reason behind its not playing rock-star onstage. Laughing, Walker ex­ plained, "I like to think about what I'm doing up there and I like to enter- One year ago, Modern English played the Hallandale Agora and they tain. Our musical ability isn't that brilliant that we can jump around. We were sunburned, new to the U.S., a bit surprised by the way things happen have to concentrate." in this country, and very refreshing. That kind of honesty is what makes Modern English one of the more March 19 found Modem English back in South Florida^ The yeajr has cooperative bands. They don't abuse the press or other industry people the done them a lot of good. They've released a second album, Ricochet Days, w»y that many English bands do. In fact, they are downright cordial to and they are about to embark on another U.S. tour. This time, though, they everyohe with whom they meet and work. are ready for it. As Robbie Gray said last year, "We like Americans 'cause they buy "We came over here this time sort of knowing what to expect," said our records. Some bands get so caught up in being artists that they forget keyboard player Steve Walker before going onstage in Fort Lauderdale, they pm their pants on one leg at a time like everyone else." "It can be very tiring, but we're prepared for that." II there's one thing that can be said about Modern English, it is that With that attitude, it's no wonder that Ed Neufer of Warner Brother they like to shatter every myth and preconception the general public has Records said of the group, "This band is one of the hardest-working bands about rock V roll. You might ask, "Isn't being on the road grueling and on the road I've ever seen. Besides the show, they're always available for awful?" radio and press interviews and to do in-stores." "To a certain extent it's true, but you get to see a hell of a lot, really," Neufer believes that this could very well be Modern English's year, said Wa\ver. »| |ove to travel, and we've seen a lot of America. And there's "primarily because radio is much more open to play this type of music been the tours of Europe and now there's talk of Japan and Australia." No posing for Modern English, just making music now compared to a year ago. MTV's been a big factor, too." The group aspires to be one of the top groups in the world, although What exactly is Modern English's kind of music? Well, it has inspired this is thetirst mention of any such goal. Now they are confident that they and having a good time comparisons to everyone from the Psychedelic Furs to Duran Duran with can make it a reality with enough hard work. only because the members know what to expect — they're not the babes its layered sounds and developed melodies. There's an energy to it, too, es- Ricochet Days is doing well on the album charts; the single Hands in the woods that they were one year ago. pecially on songs like last year's incredibly successful I Melt With You. Across the vu ,s doing equally well. The band is going to be doing about a It's still fun for them — that much is obvious. In fact, there's proba­ "I don't think it's for me to say." said Walker matter-of-factly. "It's month of college dates followed by support shows with the Eurythmics bly nothing that this group would rather be doing. And that's evident from for other people. We make music that pleases us and we hope that other and possibly co-headlining a stint with a yet-unnamed group. Its attitude. Its objective Is to get its music to the people, especially those people like it as much. The album is a well-thought-out proposition that contours layers of too young to get into clubs; and it's going to try and do shows for those "Our early things have the aggression of punk. But we're working on sound with surprisingly proficient melodies. The songs are also well-struc- people throughout the impending tour. melodies more now. Whereas before we'd all follow each other, now we tured, something W|th which many groups seem to have problems. The "We're basically very down to earth," commented Walker. "When try to work against each other and intermingle," he said, finally allowing key here could r* the time that the group put into the songs. you're very tired, it's difficult to show interest and be what people want himself to be tied down. "Half the album was recorded before our last American tour and re- you to be. "What we're doing with sound is experimenting with harmonies, mixed. The other half was written after the American tour," the redhead- "I don't think we've ever felt the need to express where our minds We're not breaking any new ground; it's just new to us. Plus, we've still ed keyboard player • > plained, are. Sometimes interviewers delve too deep. But we're really not stuff for got our old punk roots." He went on to mtk 0f where the group is headed musically. "I think the gossip columns. We just like simple things. There's nothing extrava­ As for the comparisons, he said. "I don't think it's affected us. we're getting closer t0 our true direction on this album, but I don't think gant about us. They've each got their own .sound. In fact, we all come from the post-punk we've found it yet i) We j,ave to have a direction at all. "I go to a lot of movies. Gary's married and he spends a lot of time bands, so naturally there's a similarity between most of the groups. People "We've record, -i wtut could be a new single with a new producer with his wife, Kerry; and Mick's got a lot of dogs. I know, though, that we talk about Duran Duran, though, and I can't see that at all." It's an adaptation ol New York funk, and if you heard it, you might not don't intend to have as much spare time." Live, the members have a sort of unaifectedness about them, almost know it's us." So Modern English is on the road again. Last year they learned a lot, as If they'd gotten up to play for friends at a party. There's no posing here Things have changed for the group that bases itself out of London ("I and this year they're hoping to learn even more. Without a doubt, they'll or looking for applause, just five guys making music and having a good like living in London Walker said, "and that's where I'm going to go teach a lot of people that rock stars don't have to be all glitter and attitude time once the tour is over") This trip to America is going to be a bit different if — and that's a lesson which has been too long in coming. Film's make an encore appearance fiy MARK MAROON piece, will appeal to the viewer with an appetite for bizarre graphics. Hurricane Staff Writtr The nominees in the coveted but competitive drama category are Oxy­ gen, a futuristic look at what life may be like if our oxygen supply can be "Encore! Encore!" screamed the elated movie fans after seeing the obtained abundantly only on the black market; Second Chance, a 40-min- University of Miami Film Festival, and encore they will get. ute Hollywood-like film that has a very professional quality; The Actor, a The first 'Canes (no, not Cannes) Film Festival will be repeated at the thought-provoking and entertaining work that delves into the the trials Grove Cinema (in Coconut Grove, not prance) Saturday at 2 and 4:30 p.m. and tribulations of an actor and ourselves; and Monica's Walt:, a delight­ The two-hour showings win leature about 15 UM student films from ful short film with the ability to make you laugh and cry at the same time this year's presentation and a lew 0t the classics from the past. There are The envelope please. And the winner is — well, I guess you'll just seven films on the program that have been nominated for the Student have to go make your own selections until the results are read next week. Academy Awards (no, not the ones in Hollywood). Admission to the show is $3. Half of the ticket proceeds are going to And the nominees are Duane nanson a well-crafted documentary more student films. This is the first fundraiser in which the students have about a talented sculptor; f Believe, a ,ouching documentary that shows used their films as a vehicle. how hope and love have inspired t»0 Holocaust survivors to continue their So if you missed the festival a couple of weeks ago, or if you're just musical career. one of the groupies that like to hang out in theaters in the Grove, here's Karen Kennedy sits pretty in Monica's Waltz In the experimental category. (o|,)Ur (/le Appje Blue, a fascinating your big chance. Friday April 13, 1984 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 Dance away the summer of» »|8 4 as a member of Dansemble Gold By MARIA KAPETANAKIS performed in the Miami Beach Fes­ free nights is suggested Anyone interested should attend Hurricane Staff Writer tival of the Arts, the Orange Bowl The company will get paid de­ an audition Sunday at 4 p.m. in Ma- festival for Carnival Miami, Calle pending on the shows performed. honey/Pearson's Great Lounge. For Dansemble Gold, a professional ^ho Festival, and Channel 7's There will be a deduction for cos­ further information contact Cooper dance company at the University of viej.eo Music Marathon." The com­ tumes and expenses. at 284-4589. Miami, is looking for new, original ply also appears in a television talent for its summer troupe. commercial for radio station Love 94 Miami Art Center Dansemble Gold, which originat­ ed in UM's Dansemble, consists of Additions ior Dansemble Gold April 13-April 22 In Quest of Excellence, a survey of masterpieces students performing on a profes­ are held every semester. The search sional basis. They promote dance on ,.pe*talent S year-round. from the collections of America's leading museums, will inaugurate the lhe sur new Center for the Fine Arts in Miami, 101 W. Flagler St. and off campus. •IIfS. "«ier company, we Dansemble Gold is noted for its will be looking & new talent, men Bass Museum of Ait versatile repertoire. Its dance num­ and women . >p*cj|ally break-danc­ April 13-April 30 20th Anniversary Celebration of the Bass Museum, bers comprise modern, jazz, ballet ers, Coe.per aid «We are trying to with highlights from the permanent collection including 19th century Dec­ and tap. expand our concent. We want to orative Arts, Oriental Bronzes, and 19th — 20th century Austrian Paint­ provide a multlm-wl show." ings. "Dansemble Gold is unique," said Cooper &a,d no piofessional train­ Jamie Cooper, director and presi­ ing is requ.red, but training in jazz dent of the company. "It's not a dance would be useful. typical modern dance company. We "We need people vho can learn are very innovated." the routines e lines a April IS Miami Civic Chorale and University of Miami Singers con­ Off campus, the company has week. Having a lot of free tit. an(j efftw ducted by Lee Kjelson at 8 p.m. Tickets are $4 for general admission and $2.50 for students. April 17 Symphonic Band conducted by William B. 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By JOHN BEAUL1EU "When Nathaniel won the U.S. Amateur, it brought Hurricane .Nlujf Wnter notoriety, publicity and credibility to our golf pro­ gram," Parsons said. Patenaude pitches Miami Crosby sat out the 1982-83 campaign to .concentrate The University of Miami men's golf team is slowly on academics, but he has come back this year to com­ climbing its way back to the top of the ladder in colle­ bine top-notch golf — a 72.7 spring stroke average — giate golf. with his leadership ability. With two tournaments remaining in the spring sea­ "It's nice for the younger players to have Nathaniel past rival Sunblazers son, the Hurricanes are in a fierce battle for an NCAA back this year," Parsons said. "He's a great leader." tournament bid — a bid that will be decided within the After Crosby hangs up his UM golf spikes, he plans next few weeks. to play amateur golf through the summer. When the By HOLLY BETH BYER all nin> innings. On Sunday, junior top of the second inning by putting However, with last weekend's fifth place finish in time comes for September's U.S. Amateur, Crosby will Hurricane Sports Editor Rob Seuza pitched a full game two on the scoreboard. the Country Club of Jackson/Coca Cola Invitational, attempt to recapture the title that has eluded him since against Alabama; Sunday's game In the bottom of the second in­ the Hurricanes' prospects for an NCAA tournament bid his 1981 victory. The Hurricane baseball team was Miami's only win in the three- ning, the Hurricanes tied the game look clouded. He says that if he's playing good golf at the end of raised its record to 29-17 Tuesday game seres. at two. Al Clark, who pinch-ran for "Last weekend's fifth place finish was a serious te summer, he'll make an attempt at turning profes­ night with a 6-2 victory over cross- FIU destroyed its chances of a Rowland, scored on a groundout to setback for us," coach Norm Parsons said. "But the sional. town rival Florida International victory with four wild pitches, left field bv Doug Shields. chances are still there." With Crosby's graduation this year. Parsons will University. three walks, two errors and two hit have to look elsewhere for leadership. "The leadership Junior Alain Patenaude pitched batsmen. In the bottom of the third, the The Hurricanes were led by Woody Austin, whose Hurricanes added two more runs tc four-under-par total of 212 tied him for third place in for next year will have to come from the young play­ his first complete game of the sea­ One of the UM batters hit was ers," Parsons said. "The kids are understanding their son before 1,309 fans at Mark Light junior shortstop Don Rowland, who take the lead for good. Phil Lane hit the individual standings. a double to score Lange. Then Nel­ While the Hurricanes are battling for an NCAA responsibilities, and our freshmen have become sea­ Stadium. was beaned in the head by Kill soned veterans." Patenaude (4-2) struck out five starter Rick Ames in the bottom eef son singled and scored Lane. It was berth, their thoughts still turn to the future. Nelson's first RBI as a Hurricane. Since the Hurricanes' 10th place finish in the 1982 One true seasoned veteran is sophomore Woody and allowed only six hits in nine in­ the second inning. Rowland was NCAA tournament, they have been regrouping for Au 'in. As a freshman last year, Austin compiled the nings. In the fifth through eighth able to walk off the field, but he In the bottom of the fourth in­ what they hope will be a strong and successful future. team's lowest stroke average — 74.5 for 26 rounds. innings, he retired nine straight bat­ was replaced by freshman Joe Nel­ ning, the Hurricanes added two Coach Norm Parsons, who took over the men's This spring, Austin has a 71.7 stroke average for 18 ters to preserve Miami's victory. son for the remaining seven in­ more runs. This time, it was a Tom team in the fall of 1980 after leading the women's golf rounds. "It's nice once in a while to have nings. Sacco triple that sparked the Hurri program to national championships in 1977 and '78, "By playi.ig year round, things are starting to come a pitcher win a game for you," said Miami third baseman Clarke canes. Bill Steinert replaced Rick likened the development of his team to somene learn­ together," Austin said. "All the hard work that I put UM Coach Ron Fraser. "We've been Lange took a ball in the back from Ames on the mound after the triple, ing how to run: "We're not crawling any longer, we're into the game has finally paid off. I always felt I had relying on our hitting. It makes me Ames in the bottom of the first in­ and Sacco scored on Steinert's wild starting to walk — within the next two years we the talent." feel good to see Alain go nine." ning. pitch. should be running." Austin qualified for the U.S. Amateur in 1983 and Patenaude's complete game Miami took a one-run lead in the Shields doubled to left field and While Parsons is eager for his golf team to "run," hopes to qualify again this September. He also plans on makes it the second time in a row bottom of the first; then, the Sun- re-ached third on a wild pitch. He he hopes for personal development first. playing in the Florida Open and other tournaments that a Hurricane pitcher has lasted blazers took a one-run lead in the then scored on a passed ball. after the spring season. "We want to graduate our players," he said. "The The Hurricanes were kept score­ players should learn how to be good people, they "Woody is a fierce competitor; he's going to be a first-string All-American in the very near future," less for the rest of the evening, but should learn how to treat people, and they should learn their first six runs were all they how to get along with people. Coach Parsons added. "He can play with the best colle­ giate players in the United States." needed to add another check to "Then," Parsons added, "we want our players to their win column. develop their golf game to a maximum." While Austin can undoubtedly play with the best Two players who have come close to developing collegiate golfers, UM will certainly be able to play their gmes to a maximum are senior Nathaniel Crosby with the best collegiate teams In the country. UM 6, FIU 2 and sophomore Woody Austin. "In the near future, there's no reason why we can't SUNBLAZ1RS HUllleUMI While Crosby was a junior, he won the 1981 U.S. bring some national championships in men's golf to the •krkM erkM University of Miami," Parsons said. Kerfltr il 4 OSMaMtcf J I Amateur Championship. CelOalloi 2t> 4 0 Jelemtlei 0 I Mlllff-Jemicl 1 •! 0 HeWllB 00 Loptltfh 00 0 leUndeH de> 00 VetMiettc 00 OLtregUb 1 0 Mow lb 0 1 OLanall 1 I Pemrl 0 1 0 RowieMMj 14 00 UM's old-timers come home VMICOM 1 I OSeXIIC 0 I Trutmino lb I I 1 Sacco lb 1 t Shoeeertr pr 0 0 0 Clarle pr I 0 Lannoaph 0 0 ONtiwew 01 Total 11 41 1 MINSLAZMI MURHICANU nam- i to face National Champs lTfeWl- 4 E - Truuoleew, stteeeart. Pataeeauda DP - Florida leefanealeoeial I, mini I. LOB - Florida By HOLLY BETH BYER small stadium via portable bleach­ and pose for photographs. The Intaraateewal». Miami MB - CafcaMoa. SMaMi 1, ers. game will follow at about 2:15 p.m. Laeea IB - Meilor Jonaev Sacco HR - Treeuollw Hurricane? Sports Editor (4). SB - MlllarJonen Last year on a rainy, soggy Sat­ There will be pre-game ceremony IP M * •• BB SO The second annual Hurricane urday afternoon, more than 5,000 during which Associated Press col­ SUMBLAZERS AmaiL. 4-1 1 4 S 4 I 3 football alumni scrimmage will be fans endured the weather and lege football editor Herschel Nis- Stelnwl J 1 1 0 J S held Sunday afternoon at Greentree packed the 4,000-seat temporary senson will present Miami with the Miami Hurricant/ROBERT MANN HUiaieCANfS stadium to watch the '83 varsity Paul "Bear" Bryant Trophy, which Pataeeaerta w, et.] f * I I 1 s Stadium. Alain Patenaude pitched his first complete game of HVP - JteMnart X Amen. PB - Valiant*. HBP - You may be asking yourself — if Hurricanes defeat the Hurricanes of designates the 1983 national college Remand (by Amen). Laeega ft> team), T - ID you did not attend last year's game the past, 21-13. football champion. the season Tuesday night A - I.M — what and where is Greentree This year there will be an auto­ Members of the alumni team also Stadium? Once a year, Greentree graph session at 1:30 p.m. All Hur­ will be introduced at that time. practice field, next to the Hecht ricane varsity and alumni players The National Football Foundation Athletic Center, is turned into a will be available to sign autographs and Hall of Fame will present the Net gals are headed for the MacArthur Bowl Trophy to Coach Howard Schnellenberger during a halftime ceremony. Former UM All-American and pro quarterback George Mira will National Championship remain out of retirement for anoth­ er year so that he can play against son Gesorge Jr. By PETER P. PERMUY Walt Kichefskl will be coaching Hurrie ane Assistant Spurts Editor the alumni team for the second con 'It's like Miami and seecutive year He will be assisted As the college tennis season winds down to a close, this year by Whitey Campbell, an' the nation's top-ranked teams are making final prepa­ Nebraska — the pressure is other former UM player and coach. rations, tuning up their players for the NCAA finals "This year we consulted our which will decide just who reigns supreme in this sport on them.' quarterback, George Mira, on the of rankings, seeds, sores and blisters. plays so that we could figure some The University of Miami women's tennis team, — Ian Duvenhage easy pass patterns to run," said Ki- ranked third in riii- nation, has a vested interest in this Women's tennis coach chefski. "Last year we didn't con­ year's NCAA Outcome. Under the leadership of Coach sult Mira on the plays before we Ian Duvenhage. the squad has compiled an impressive made them up." record of 22-2 so far. including a 15-game winning Those who attended the game streak. breaJting the former UM mark of 21 victories in effort." Duvenhage said. last year got the pleasure of seeing a season The Hurricanes now comfortably sit in the number football played a new way — with How did this come about? Raw talent, of couse, is three spot and await the NCAA finals, which are just flash cards depiciting the plays for part of this notable accomplishment. around the corner. the alumns. The UM women's tennis team is a young, skilled Still to come is the Texas Invitational which lakes "We're going to go with the group. The team includes the likes of freshman Lise place this weeekend; they will take on Indiana, Texas cards again this year," Kichefski Gregory, the top-ranked doubles player in South Afri- and, pending victories against those two teams, num­ said. "There is no other way to do ca, who is now UM's No. I singles player. ber-one ranked Trinity it, because we don't take much Sophomore Ros Riach (playing No. 2 singles), who "If we play them (Trinity|. I'll tell the girls to re­ practice time. The players do not reached the third round of the French Open and Wim­ member that when we played them earlier this year, know the plays." bledon as a junior competitor we had §ome very close matches — a few of our girls The alumni game was one of Vanessa Binns, another freshman who racked up a even had match points against them — where a few Schnellenbergers' brainstorms on 44-1 dual match record in high school while playing on points here and there made the difference," said Du­ getting the alumni and present stu­ the boys' team was chosen for the U.S. National Sports venhage. ' dents together in one place. Festival Team 'I'll also remind them that the pressure is not on us. Former Hurricane All-American Freshman Deanna Clayton, who lost one match in It's like Miami and Nebraska — thepressure is on and All-Pro Ted Hendricks returned high school them " to campus last year to join many of NCAA singles qualifier and All-American Mary "Going into the NCAAs, you like to be as high- his old cronies. It's just possible that Dailey has added strength and experience. Dailey is one ranked as .possible, but there is an advantage to being he could return this year. You just, of the few who returned from last year. third-ranked now." added Duvenhage. never know who may show up te Freshman Susana Rojas from Mexico, is ranked Highly-ranked is exactly what Duvenhage likes to see the showdown between the na­ 10th in her country and 248th in the pros. All-Amen- be and wishes to stay Miami has traditionally been a tional champs and the All-Amen- can senior Marlin Noreiga. plays No. 1 doubles with top ten contender, but Duvenhage seeks a perennial top cans and pros of days gone by. Gregory; and sophomore Cathy Richman. who entered five powerhouse. Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB UM ranked 20th in the junior category, comprise this He believes that the talent, as well as the favorable >rge Mira was at football practice earlier this Tickets for the game are S3 for team, which credits its success to its unity. Its unity climate, is here to achieve this.' adults and SI for children. CM .in makes it click — and win 'We would like to establish a dynasty where we reek to scout out his opposition for Sunday's alumni dents with valid ID will be admitted "We could conceivably be 16-8 There were some would have to he consistently ranked in the top five ae, the national champion Hurricanes free matches we won only because of spirit and a total i<-_iei with teams like Stanford and Southern California." Page 10 Freddy. April 13. 1984 THE MIAMI HURRlCAtMf. Pi Classified Atfuertisintf ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR SALE HELP WANTED PERSONALS PERSONALS •ee^e______^__B^ PERSONALS HURHICANC CLASSIFIEDS POL ICY MINOLTA CAMERA SYSTEM body, 3 lanev- ALPHA SIGMA PHI PLEDGES Tonight's the Hay H.H., S.S., and Murfawlti, ClMSitttd adl may tw trough* m to our ottiee, room AIRLINIS HIRINGI STIWARDISSIS. 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