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Weeaboo Bullshit 1 For the convention The worst part of In the Evangelion Worst anime I cosplayed as Sailor Grave of the Fireflies remake, Shinji has convention purchase Moon, except with is all the __________. to deal with ever? __________. __________. While powering up, You evaded my I downloaded a doujin The magical girl found Vegeta screamed, __________ attack. where __________ out that the Power of “__________!” Most impressive. got into __________. Love is useless against __________. The Japanese In the dubbed version __________ is Best The __________ of government has they changed Pony. Haruhi Suzumiya spent billions of yen __________ into researching __________. __________. The new thing in Your drill can pierce Avatar: The Last In the name of Akihabara is fetish __________! __________bender. __________ Sailor cafes where you can Moon will punish see girls dressed up you! as __________. No harem anime is My boyfriend’s a The __________ of __________.tumblr.com complete without __________ now. __________ has left __________. me in despair! Japanese schoolgirl Horny catgirls. Japanese people. Cirno. porn. ZA WARUDO! 40 gigs of lolicon. Goku’s hair. Slashfic. Star Gentle Uterus. Naruto headbands. Homestuck troll Hayao Miyazaki. horns. The tsunami. Death Note. Small breasts. Asians being racist against each other. Weeaboo bullshit. Tsundere. Body pillows. A lifelike silicone love doll. Anime figures Surprise sex. Yaoi. Girls with glasses. drenched in jizz. Bronies. Blue and white 4chan. Hello Kitty vibrator. striped panties. Finishing attack. Keikaku.* Hatsune Miku’s School swimsuits. screams. *Keikaku means “plan.” Lovingly animated Dragon Balls. Zangief’s chest hair. DeviantArt. bouncing boobs. Giant fucking robots. Crossplay. Moeblob. Carl Macek’s rotting corpse. My waifu. Voice actress Megumi Lynn Minmei. Panty shots. Hayashibara. Love and Justice. Consensual tentacle Gundam. Captain Bright rape. slapping Amuro. The Wave Undulation Having sex in the Tainted sushi. Shitty eurobeat music. Cannon. P.E. equipment shed. Bad dubbing. Fangirls. Kawaii desu uguu. Futanari. Lesbian schoolgirls. Osamu Tezuka, FUNimation. Underage cosplayers rolling in his grave in bondage gear. forever. Jackie Chan. Exchanging Pocky Shipping. Chiyo’s father. for sexual favors. Magikarp. Derpy. Nanoha and her The marbles from “special friend” Fate. Ramune bottles. Wideface. Spoilers. Man-Faye. Oppai mousepads. Another dimension. Homura sniffing Hadouken. Asian ball-jointed Madoka’s panties. dolls. J-List. Childhood friends. Monkey D. Luffy’s Cloud’s giant fucking rubbery cock. Buster Swords. Taking a dump in Hentai marathons. Gothic Lolita. Onaholes. Char’s helmet. Super Saiyan Level 2. Gaia Online. Somehow they made Haruko hit Naoto in a cute mascot girl the head with her out of __________. bass guitar and __________ came out. Weeaboo Bullshit An unofcial expansion for that game about cards that oppose humanity. By Ewen Cluney Based on Cards Against Humanity, by Cards Against Humanity LLC (http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/), pro- duced under a BY-NC-SA 2.0 Creative Commons license. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by- nc-sa/2.0/.
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