For the convention The worst part of In the Evangelion Worst anime I cosplayed as Sailor Grave of the Fireflies remake, Shinji has convention purchase Moon, except with is all the ______. to deal with ever? ______. ______.
While powering up, You evaded my I downloaded a doujin The magical girl found Vegeta screamed, ______attack. where ______out that the Power of “______!” Most impressive. got into ______. Love is useless against ______.
The Japanese In the dubbed version ______is Best The ______of government has they changed Pony. Haruhi Suzumiya spent billions of yen ______into researching ______. ______.
The new thing in Your drill can pierce Avatar: The Last In the name of Akihabara is fetish ______! ______bender. ______Sailor cafes where you can Moon will punish see girls dressed up you! as ______.
No harem anime is My boyfriend’s a The ______of ______.tumblr.com complete without ______now. ______has left ______. me in despair! Japanese schoolgirl Horny catgirls. Japanese people. Cirno. porn.
ZA WARUDO! 40 gigs of lolicon. Goku’s hair. Slashfic.
Star Gentle Uterus. Naruto headbands. Homestuck troll Hayao Miyazaki. horns.
The tsunami. Death Note. Small breasts. Asians being racist against each other.
Weeaboo bullshit. Tsundere. Body pillows. A lifelike silicone love doll. Anime figures Surprise sex. Yaoi. Girls with glasses. drenched in jizz.
Bronies. Blue and white 4chan. Hello Kitty vibrator. striped panties.
Finishing attack. Keikaku.* Hatsune Miku’s School swimsuits. screams.
*Keikaku means “plan.”
Lovingly animated Dragon Balls. Zangief’s chest hair. DeviantArt. bouncing boobs.
Giant fucking robots. Crossplay. Moeblob. Carl Macek’s rotting corpse. My waifu. Voice actress Megumi Lynn Minmei. Panty shots. Hayashibara.
Love and Justice. Consensual tentacle Gundam. Captain Bright rape. slapping Amuro.
The Wave Undulation Having sex in the Tainted sushi. Shitty eurobeat music. Cannon. P.E. equipment shed.
Bad dubbing. Fangirls. Kawaii desu uguu. Futanari.
Lesbian schoolgirls. Osamu Tezuka, FUNimation. Underage cosplayers rolling in his grave in bondage gear. forever. Jackie Chan. Exchanging Pocky Shipping. Chiyo’s father. for sexual favors.
Magikarp. Derpy. Nanoha and her The marbles from “special friend” Fate. Ramune bottles.
Wideface. Spoilers. Man-Faye. Oppai mousepads.
Another dimension. Homura sniffing Hadouken. Asian ball-jointed Madoka’s panties. dolls.
J-List. Childhood friends. Monkey D. Luffy’s Cloud’s giant fucking rubbery cock. Buster Swords. Taking a dump in Hentai marathons. Gothic Lolita. Onaholes. Char’s helmet.
Super Saiyan Level 2. Gaia Online. Somehow they made Haruko hit Naoto in a cute mascot girl the head with her out of ______. bass guitar and ______came out.
Weeaboo Bullshit
An unof cial expansion for that game about cards that oppose humanity.
By Ewen Cluney
Based on Cards Against Humanity, by Cards Against Humanity LLC (http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/), pro- duced under a BY-NC-SA 2.0 Creative Commons license. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by- nc-sa/2.0/