Cards Against Otakus Anime Manga
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Cards against otakus Anime Manga No, I haven’t seen that Trying not to cry while But we’re both guys series but I’ve heard watching the last 30 and you’re my brother about it. minutes of the first Pokémon movie Cosplay Drama Queens Power ranger Sailor Twinset Scout Weeboo bullshit Hipsters Zombies stole my coffee Yaoi fans Yuri fans Yaoi fans vs Yuri fans Yuri Yaoi Hentai Underage cosplayers in Larping Fainting in front of your bondage gear favorite voice actor It’s over 9000!!!! Grumpy cat Saving the world with fanservice That one episode Sexy anime boys Sexy anime girls Fictional character Justified Pedophilia Anime girls in bikinis crushes AHHHHHH! GAAAHHHH! Cosplaying a character from a Hentai “Accidental” boob grab Transformation Godzilla sequence Bronies Man Feye Cosplay The cosplay boyfriend The cosplay girlfriend Holding stuff for your friend with the better cosplay Trying not to hit other Hipster glasses What if Zelda was a people with your girl? cosplay props A 2DS PS4 vs Xbox One Using Old Spice to become manlier Con Funk Girls cosplaying as The Princess is in sexy ponies another castle Stuffing your bra I know that you know, The chick with the hair that she knows, that we know When the secondary Sake A velociraptor holding character has more a rifle while riding a screen time than the shark main character Student loans Your mom Getting your news from Twitter Facebook Twitter Two kids dressed as a man Are you a boy or a girl? A Nigerian prince Oral sex Coconut filled Sexting Freddy Mercury chocolate STOP….in the name of An oversized sword An oversized “sword” love! And we walked ten Jake from State Farm Chain messages miles in the snow Jurassic Park Game of Thrones Game of Toilets Game of *cough* porn Trying to find a map to I don’t know *cough* Thrones Mordor The Hunger Games The Hunger Games: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Catching Syphilis Vampires Werewolves Lord of the Rings Lord of the Panties The Herpes Games Katniss Everdeen Peta aka whiny butt The song of my people Vending machines that sell panties Vampires who do Aggressive Legolos Ninjas nothing but complain hair flips Legolos Frodo Gandalf You shall not pass! Bilbo One ring to rule them all One Nuva ring to rule Dwarves and their short Overdramatic elves all vaginas swords Teaching smelly con Accidently sexting your Unnecessary violence goers to bathe dad Chibis Maid Café Explaining what a maid café is to your parents The physical suffering Cosplayers Whatever happens at we endure for cosplay the con must be shared on social media The Right Stuf sticky Magical Girl Panties DAT ass notes Nyan cat The way of the Samurai Netflix Tumblr Google Getting no work done because of Netflix Crunchyroll FUNimation Aniplex Viz Hulu That’s what she said Spending all your Surviving off of pocky Sexy anime body money in the dealers and ramune pillows room Fanfiction Slashing Shipping Being jealous of those Buying more wall Complaining about the attending SDCC scrolls but having no price of anime but buy without you place to put them it anyway An army of screaming Hello kitty vibrators fan girls What do I use to What are things that I Name rejected anime explain anime to my look up on Tumblr? theme song titles. non-anime friends? When my parents asked Netflix suggested that I think this house is me what Yaoi was, I I’d watch ______ haunted by the ghost of said _____. because I liked _____. ________. PICK 2 In the name of When there’s I hate it when my ________ Sailor Moon something strange and Facebook friends are will punish you! it don’t look good. Who constantly posting ya gonna call? _______! about _____. Things were going The strangest cosplay I I loved SDCC last year great between me and saw at a convention but I don’t understand my boyfriend/girlfriend was ________. why they invited until they wanted _______ as a guest. ______. _______ people E news reported that Ever since ______ the shouldn’t cosplay as Justin Bieber was zombies don’t seem to _______. arrested because he want to bite me. ______ and didn’t say sorry. PICK 2 Finally going to Tokyo To stop the zombie Dr. Who just asked you only to find it is being apocalypse we must to be his travel attacked by _____ and ________. companion. Your some jerk stole all the response is _______. _______. PICK 2 You know you’re an I think my Magical girls use _____ Otaku when…… girlfriend/boyfriend is a to transform. serial killer. I keep finding ______ in their closet. What time is it? I cry _______ before I ________ worst _______ TIME! go into battle. convention purchase ever! For the convention I I always knew my child You evaded my ______ cosplayed as Sailor was a nerd but I didn’t attack. Most Moon only with know how nerdy they impressive. _______. were until I found ______ in their closet. Things you bought on The magical girl found The new thing in Amazon that you don’t out that the power of Akihabara is fetish want your spouse to love is useless against cafes where you can find out about. ________. see girls dressed up as ________. No harem anime is Holy _____ Batman! I just read this complete without The Joker just took awesome Fanfiction ______. over Gotham city using pairing ______ with ______. ________. PICK 2 PICK 2 I’ve read some I think this summer’s What if Zelda was a disturbing fanfictions hot new anime will be _________? but the creepiest one of _______. all paired _______ with _________. PICK 2 What is my fictional Umm why did you get a You have 10hp left in character crush? tattoo of _____ on your the final boss fight and ass? you forgot to save. What do you do in this desperate situation? _________? I don’t think those exist..