Letters From Mr. Royster Newsletter, April 2, 2016 No. 195 We have now heard from the manufacturer of so much really interesting kitsch and such things as "Wewelsburg Toilet Paper Holders," " Eva Braun Napkin Rings" and whole trays of Really Precious (and Rare) German pseudo-military and political rings. How many dealers in these items have written furiously to him is unknown but soon, the auction houses will have empty shelves. This fellow has ruined a legion of pocket watches and cameras. His lawyer is going to make us take these down! We love to get semi-literate letters from Sid Flores, Shopping Mall lawyer. We sell these to winos for use as toilet paper. Here are more Rare and Precious items for your entertainment. If you would like to be put on his mailing list, you should write him at:
[email protected] Newsletter, March 21, 2016 No. 194 Here are some items of recent manufacture which you may find on your local retailer's shelf. We post them so you will know they were not sourced from a dying vet's estate. If you would like to be added to the vendor's mailing list, he would welcome you. You can find these items and others like them by subscribing to the mailing list at
[email protected]. Newsletter, February 26, 2016 No. 193 In late 2015, a Mr. Trotter of Idaho sent a valuable German presentation sword to Affiliated Auctions of Tallahassee, Florida for placement in their auction. This sword was accompanied by supporting family documents. The sword was duly, and very positively, accepted.