Thursday, April25, 1996 • Vol. XXVII No. 131 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Times, space set ND honors Hume for peace mission By BRAD PRENDERGAST sistently and courageously rejected That same year, llume was elected News Editor the appeal to violence which so long to a seat in the European Parliament, for finals crunch has plagued his country's politics," where he still holds one of the three Observer Staff Report When looking back on John llume's said Father Edward Malloy, president Northern Ireland seats. He has also childhood in Derry, Northern Ireland, of Notre Dame. "By honoring his wit- served in the British Parliament since In order to meet the Finals Study one would have expect- 1983. incnHtSIHI demand for ed that he would in- But the most distinguishing study space during Days Schedule evitably join his fellow' If you don't believe in violence then your note on ·his political resume finals. Student ,.,.a.·-...-- Catholics in the armed l . d' l [M'l'. ] . t was his controversial deci- (;overnmnnt is offering O'Shaughnessy Hall conflict against British on Y weapon IS Ia ogue. 1 Itary VIC o- sion to open talks with Sinn additional study space open untll1 a.m. rule. After all. he· came Fein leader Gerry Adams two Hayes-Healy Hall ries are not solutions. You need compromise.' as we II as exten d fH I openunlil1a.m. from a family mired in years ago. Originally hours. ThHse changes SOH (second floor\ poverty, in a town deci- . . denounced by members on go into nll'eet May 2. open unliiJ a.m. mated by unem- John Hume, 1995 Notre Dame Award rectptent both sides, the talks never- O'Shaughnessy Hall Hesburgh library ployment, in a land more theless led to the cease-fire and Hayes-Healy Hall open 24 hours concerned with religious declared by the IHA on will be open until 1 a.m. Lafortune (first lloQrl open 24 hours differences than with religion itself. ness, we hope to hasten the peace for August 31, 1994, and subsequent during the study days L.______: ___ _...l Instead, Hume, who will receive the which he hungers and thirsts." cease-fires by loyalist paramilitary hntwerm May 2 and May 5. The numbers of the 1995 Notre Dame Award tonight, Hume has his political• roots groups. available rooms in those buildings will be posted diverted his energies to accomplish- entrenched in Northern Ireland's civil Burne's decision to talk with Adams on the doors of the building. ing his people's political aims rights movement of the late 1960s. was an idea born out of his life-long O'Shaughnessy and Hayns-Healy will also be through peace, becoming the leader In 1969, he was elected as an inde- belief in non-violence. "If you don't O(HHJ during finals week, however, timns and of Northern Ireland's mainly-Homan pendent to Northern Ireland's believe in violence, then your only room numbers will be announced at a later Catholic Social Democratic and Labor Parliament. A year later, he and five weapon is dialogue," llume told dattL Party and one of the world's most othor non-Unionist members of the Europe Magazine last summer. highly respected politicians. Parliament formed the SDLJ>, becom- see STUDY I page 6 "For three decades, llume has con- ing its leader in 1979. see PEACE/ page 6

• STUDENT SENATE Senate approves fund allocations for 1996-97 year By BRAD PRENDERGAST News Editor

Student Senate put to rest several bud­ getary matters for the 1996-97 school year at its meeting yesterday, approving next year's budget for campus governing organizations, The Observer/Dave the allocations to student dubs, and the dis­ tribution of funds to charity from the sa!P.s of 1996's The Shirt. The budget. approved by a vote of 14-1 with Rebuilding tradition one abstention, was developed after the bud­ get committee, led by student body treasurer Workers take pride in strengthening Erin lloffman, met with leaders of the various student government" o~ganizations during a Stadium workers, several of whom day-long session Sunday. 'The House that Rockne Built' have ties to Notre Dame's history, The budget passed through the senate with install the seat foundations above the little discussion ynsterday, except from Matt Hy DEREK BETCHER Fn~d Wyant broke into the con­ north end zone (above left), while oth­ Griffin, president of the dass of 1998, who Nt·w' Writer strurtion industry as an apprentice ers prepare the exterior for the con­ carpenter building the Hesburgh struction of the new concourse (above). objected to the distribution of funds to the 1\VPry working day for tlw past livn Library, .Jdf Cerney's grandfather councils of each elass. ''I'm tickled to death to he involved ''I'm concerned with the disparity of differ­ and a half months, hundreds of con­ played with the Four Horsemen, and in this. We were working on COBA ent classes in fund levels," Griffin said during struction workPrs have hnt~n digging, Tim McConn spent a college intern­ when the design documents for the the senate meeting, noting that the class of hamnu•ring and welding on the Notre ship working on Flanner and Grace stadium started corning out, and we 1997 received $19.000- about $10,000 llamn Stadium t:onstruetion project. llalls. While these three tasteel could tell then it was going to be a more than the class of 1998 and $16,000 Thny'vp demolished the old and Construction employees have unique special project," Wyant offered. more than the incoming freshman class. hoisted the IWW in their historic ties to the Notre Dame campus, they The project superintendent is no The freshman coundl received a smaller n>liguration of what is n~garded as a share with thP.ir co-workers a com­ stranger to construction on the Notre level of funding becausP it usually does not national athletic nwcca. mon sense of pride resulting from Dame campus: Wyant has been peri- organize and plan activities until two to three So who an~ thnsn landmark their participation in such a high­ huildnrs'( profile project. see WORKERS/ page 4 see BUDGET/ page 4

• : 11~1~ EL.;CTIONS Fourth vote fills Holy Cross board Mayhem in Sorin By MAUREEN IIURLEY McDonald and Kelly Meyer Saint Mary\ Nt·w' Editor Holy Cross Run-off Results ticket took 3s percent of -·"'"'"''m~~~~---~-- the votes. AftPr a snrit~s of run-offs, Q "For our hall, the voter ahs!Pntions and Plnction uC turnout could have been violations, tlw lloly Cross ___ Antes better," said Holloway. llall Council's pxncutive % "But I guess after four hoard sPats an1 lill!•d. ;....:.;:: __ Holloway times, it gets a little old." Finally. Christine Hiesenberger, In the fourth el11ction to .:.=.--.___ Abstain vice-president elect for the fill tlw hoard snats, forty- 46.1%voted Residence Hall Association, six pnrennt of the 1996-97 said, "The women chosen lloly Cross rllsidnn ts ....r_he_o_bs_erv_er_ITo_m_R_ol_an_d ------' in all the halls are all excit- showtld up at thn polls yesterday, with 12 per- ed about HilA. We're looking forward to a great cnnt abstaining. year." Hunning under the slogan "Experience is As the Antes ticket assumes the helm of Holy

Ktly," thn Anna Antns, Gina Drew, Kristi Dawson Cross leadership, they "plan to stick to their The Observer/Mike Ruma and Hachanl Krouse tieket proved victorious, platform, because we feel we were realistic in Sorin residents crowded in the lounge last night for the yearly claiming 5] tJI~rcPnt of the VOtllS. hassle of room picks. Thn Allison llolloway, Mia Hinnhold, Jamie see ELECTION/ page 6 page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Thursday, April 25, 1996 • INSIDE COlUMN • Wmu.D AT A GLANCE Taking ti01e Chernobyl forest fire dredges up old fears of radiation KIEV, Ukraine 50 miles age dose to people, because the radia- Radiation levels around the Chernobyl E2S tion background would have had to w~ h h out for nuclear plant rose as much as tenfold 0 increase 1,000 times to reac w at we after fires swept through nearby vii- Minsk call dangerous limits," said Yuri Ivanov, • lages, but officia.Js on Wednesday Bykho. v • • head of the radiation monitoring center spnng played down the potential health haz- rY\_~· • for the exclusion zone. ards. ~ t1 Krasriopolye Environmentalists said the govern- Environmentalists criticized the gov- BELARUS"'· ment should also have tested radiation Ahhh, spring in South ernment for not ordering tests in popu- levels outside the zone. Bend. The birds are lated areas outside the 18-mile exclu- "You have to be very careful with chirping, ethanol is in the sion zone around the plant or examina- their figures," said Yevhen Kobetsky, a air, and the rabid tions of firefighters or other people in nuclear physicist who works with the nuclear-accident monster the vicinity of the fires Tuesday. Ukrainian environmental group Union squirrels are frolicking on The blazes, six miles northwest of the to Save Chernobyl. the quad. Let's face it, plant, revived Ukrainians' fears about He was particularly concerned about there's always plenty to lingering contamination from UKRAINE the radiation doses received by the fire- gripe about, no matter Chernobyl, where a reactor exploded L:::::::'::~====------:A~P fighters and the picnicking families who and caught fire in the world's worst had returned to their former villages what season it is. Heck, Melanie Waters if you can even tell commercial nuclear disaster 10 years ago this Friday. when the fire broke out Tuesday. Assistant Accent Editor what season it is Flames raced through five contaminated, deserted vii- One of them is suspected of dropping a cigarette that around here, you're one lages for seven hours. On Wednesday, forest fires caused started the fires, which spread quickly among dry pines up on me. by unseasonably hot, dry weather engulfed areas of and abandoned homes in one of the most heavily con tam­ During the past few months, I have quickly neighboring Belarus also contaminated by the 1986 blast. inated areas. evolved into a crabby, cranky, whining ball of After monitoring radiation levels in the exclusion zone, The families were not tested. anxiety, which I assure you is immensely dif­ officials reported a four- to tenfold increase in the radia- Some experts said the health danger from Tuesday's ferent from my usual sunshiny personality. tion from cesium in certain areas. The increase in the fire is probably minimal, because the leftover radioactive Everybody on campus seems to think they're zone taken as a whole was only 10 percent. cesium is mostly in the soil, and would be unlikely to be the busiest person alive, which just makes us "But it's impossible to talk of an increase in the aver- wafted up by smoke from burning trees and buildings. all the more frustrated as we protest, that we indeed deserve the full-fledged sympathy of • Pieces of Jackie O's life auctioned IRA bombs blast British bridge the whole world. I understand that seniors are anxiously and NEW YORK LONDON probably apprehensively awaiting their first After a frenzied, 10-minute duel Two loud blasts occurred at the Hammersmith Bridge steps into the land beyond parietals. Juniors between two telephone bidders, the area of west London Wednesday night after telephoned are collectively having nervous breakdowns desk on which President Kennedy warnings from the Irish Republican Army. The blasts about resumes, and that last-minute attempt signed the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty of came shortly after 11 p.m. (6 p.m. EST), more than half to fish their GPA out of the gutter. 1963 was sold for $1.43 million an hour after the warning calls to The Associated Press Sophomores are agonizing over room picks Wednesday. By the time the hammer office. The bridge had been cleared and blocked off and a and orgo exams, while freshmen are still star­ went down, cheers resounding through search was under way when the blasts occurred. There ing blankly at the phone after their first the sales room, the cost of the Louis XVI were no indications of injuries. A local resident said attempt with that spawn of Satan known as mahogany table had soared to 48 times police had warned there would be "a couple of controlled DART. its estimated sale price of $30,000. The treaty desk, explosions," and added he believed that is what the It seems to me, though, that while we are which went to an unidentified European foundation, was blasts were. Shortly before the report of the blasts, police turning into hermit crabs trying to get every­ the afternoon's top prize on the second day of Sotheby's said they had found two unidentified boxes on a footpath thing done that we've feverishly scribbled into auction of the belongings of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. beneath the south side of the bridge and sent in sniffer our daily planners, we're missing out on the The day's sales raked in $7 million in all, beating dogs. Huge traffic jams formed on the approaches to the most important thing in all of our lives: us. Tuesday's total take of $4.5 million. "This may be the area as police searched. The IRA has waged a 25-year I'm not saying that we should all turn into longest it's taken to ever sell a piece of furniture," said campaign of violence against British rule in Northern egotistical self-centered windbags. I'm just the auctioneer, Sotheby's president Diana Brooks. "I just Ireland. A cease-fire that began in September 1994 was pointing out that Mother Nature has pretty had the chills selling it. It was selling history. There will broken in February with a bombing in east London's much given us an extended recess, so why not never be another moment like that." Legions of fans Docklands business district that killed two newspaper take some time to enjoy it? Granted, South packed the auction house to bid on worn sofas, salt shak­ vendors. The IRA said it ended the cease-fire due to what Bend weather in April is always a big game of ers and jewelry. it said was British intransigence. Russian Roulette. If you need toothpicks to hold your eyelids open as you write that well­ Surgical team is all smiles Firefighter on rampage is shot planned research paper on silverbacked Tibetan iguanas, or your marketing project LOS ANGELES JACKSON, Miss. has become your entire life, you need a play­ After a delicate 10-hour operation, surgeons emerged A firefighter with a semi-automatic weapon attacked break. with all smiles and were hopeful their young patient soon his supervisors at the city's Central Fire Station Run, stumble, or crawl out of your room. If will be able to flash that same winning grin. Seven-year­ Wednesday and then shot it out with police, killing two it's sunny, there are a zillion things you can old Chelsey Thomas, who was born with a perpetually firefighters and wounding three other people. The gun­ do outside. Play frisbee. Play baseball. Play glum look because she was born without nerves to help man also killed his wife earlier Wednesday before going the harmonica. Play ... hey! Is that an her facial muscles form a smile, underwent the surgery to the station, said police, who recovered her body at accounting book on your blanket? Do not Tuesday to give the right corner of her mouth a lift. The their home in Jackson. Police chased him to the parking pass go, do not collect $200, and DO NOT same surgical team worked on her left side on Dec. 15, it lot of a busy suburban shopping center, where he wound­ bring your work outside. will take at least eight weeks to learn if it's an ear-to-ear ed one officer before he was critically injured by a bullet Another necessity of a proper break is mu­ success. Chelsey is anxious to be able to smile by her 8th in his left eye, authorities said. Police Chief Robert sic. Any kind will do, preferably loud enough birthday on June 29. Surgeons say the prognosis is good. Johnson said the firefighter was a nine-year veteran. for the whole quad to hear. I highly recom­ 'As you saw, we all came in smiling," Dr. Avron Daniller Police did not immediately identify the victims. The gun­ mend Jimmy Buffett or really bad 80's dance said at a news conference after the surgery. "If this pro­ man began shooting on the second floor of the downtown tunes, but anything is OK as long as it's not cedure works, it will work forever," he said. "Chelsey fire station and then moved to different officers, firing as depressing. (Sorry, Hootie fans.) will be smiling 20, 30, and 40 years from now." Chelsey he went, Johnson said. An unidentified woman who wit­ Is that rain I see on the 5-day forecast? No was listed in good condition today in the intensive care nessed the incident said she was in a hallway when problem. There's nothing as refreshing as a unit at Kaiser Permanente Hospital. "We're thrilled," Tornes said, "Lady get back, I am going to blow the place really good puddle jumping competition, espe­ said her father, Bob Thomas. "We're very optimistic the up." The shots could be heard over the fire department's cially when mud is involved. This is most other side is going to work as well." radio, said Presson, who was in his vehicle at the time. gratifying when it involves soaking someone in khakis who thinks it's possible to look nice in a torrential downpour. They definitely de­ serve it. There's always AnTostal for the ultimate 5 Day South Bend Forcast AccuWeather"' forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures The AccuWeather®forecast for noon, Thursday, April 25. play-break, and I guarantee that all your Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. problems will lessen once you have a suo­ cone. Promise. Enjoy the friends that are returning from overseas, and be especially thankful for their safe return. There are more important things in life than trying to win the ultimate stress award, and I for one am glad to have dropped out of the competi­ tion. 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Thursday, April 25, 1996 The Observer • NEWS page 3 Harassment happens at ND Law strengthens U.S. in By PETER KELLY relationship in the workplace the people who report com­ Nt•ws Writ~r without love. Sexual harass­ plaints to their supervisors, fight against terrorism ment, Masciarotte stated, must and only represents the best By TERENCE HUNT from the United States. Sexual harassment in the be viewed not as a part of any interests of the administrators. workplace is part of our cul­ of these myths, but as an ''The classroom is not a Associated Press Authorities say it also will ture, as it regularly exists· in abuse of power in the work­ make it easier for police to disinterested place," according WASliiNGTON trace bombs to the criminals relationships between students plaee. to Hammill. He spoke about McGrath, a gender studies Survivors of the bombings in who made them, by requiring and teachers even at Notre th.e relationships between Oklahoma City and the World concentrator at Notre Dame, chemical markers in some Dame, aecording to several teachers and students and Trade Center - some of them explosive materials. faculty members and adminis­ called attention to the problem called attention to the roman· wiping away tears - watched Further, it imposes unprece­ trators at Notre Dame. of sexual harassment of staff tic relationships that exist President Clinton sign a bill members on the Notre Dame dented curbs on federal Last night A'isistant Dean of between students and teach­ Wednesday providing new tools appeals by death-row inmates. Arts and Letters Ava eampus. She quoted several ers. In this kind of situation, and tougher penalties for the cases of sexual harassment on In the South Lawn audience Preacher, Assistant English he said, sexual harassment is war against terrorism. campus that were reported by were 22 survivors of the Professor Graham Hammill, an abuse of power not because At a ceremony on the South Oklahoma City bombing a year Assistant English Professor staff members, and noted that of sex, but because of charac­ Lawn, Clinton told the bombing they are being fired or report­ ago, seven survivors of the Gloria-Jean Masciarotte and ter formation. survivors and the families of ed to their supervisors when 1993 World Trade Center senior Megan McGrath dis­ Sexual harassment exists in victims of 11 other terrorist bombing and four relatives of cussed the problem of sexual they complain about their the everyday life of the stu­ attacks, "We renew our fight victims of Pan Am Flight 103, harassment with relation to mistreatment. dents at Notre Dame, accord­ against those who seek to ter­ blown up over Lockerbie, Notre DamH in a discussion The only option for staff ing to Preacher. Examples of rorize us, in your names. Scotland, in 1988. entitled "Sexual Harassment members who have been the this, she said, included names "We send a loud, clear mes­ victims of sexual harassment II: Popular Culture, Policies, of bookstore basketball teams, sage today all over the world, Lisa and lisa Klinghoffer and Power." is Human Resources, McGrath the comments of male fans at in your names: America will were there. Their father, Leon "In alJ of our workplace said. "Many staff members women's soccer games. SYR's, never surrender to terror." Klinghoffer, was killed and have deep-seeded mistrust myths we have the idea that a and the male response to In a presidential election thrown overboard in the 1985 this Is where we meet and for Human Resources," she changing Cavanaugh to a fe­ year, it was an opportunity for hijacking of the cruise ship mate," says MasciarotttL said. According to McGrath. male dorm. "Women students a warm display of bipartisan­ Achille Lauro. Human Resources is "inept," Movies, she said, reinforce the seem to dwell in a hostile envi­ ship on a sunny, spring day. It Others in the audience idea that you can't have a has violated the confidences of ronment," Preacher said. brought Clinton together on the included the parents of same stage with his GOP presi­ Matthew Mitchell Eisenfeld and dential rival, Senate Majority Sara Duker. Engaged to be Palestinians face historic choice Leader Bob Dole. married, they were killed in a In all, nearly two dozen mem­ Jerusalem bus bombing in By SAID GHAZALI sible for the Palestinians miss­ forts to change the charter. bers of Congress joined the February. Asso(.·iau~d Press ing yet another historic oppor­ "It is my assessment that he president. Dole stood behind "This is a good day," the tunity. is determined to make good on the president as the bill was president said, "because our GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip "Make up your minds .... Are his promise," Peres said on signed, and the two leaders police officers are now going to Palestinians faced a historic we going to have a Palestinian Israel army radio. shook hands afterward. be better prepared to stop ter­ ehoiee yestnrday - publicly dream or not, are we going to Peres faces May 29 elections More than a year in the mak­ rorists, our prosecutors better forswear violence against Israel have statehood or not?" Arafat and needs a clear signal from ing, the bill expands the gov­ prepared to punish them, our or keep the armed struggle said in his emotional plea. "We the Palestinians in favor of rec­ ernment's power to exclude people being better protected option open don't want to go astray again, onciliation in order to win over suspected foreign terrorists from their designs." at llw risk of we don't want to begin again swing voters who place security spoiling a from less than zero." over peace with the Arabs. ehan(:e for A vote initially was not ex­ Israeli government Court denies federal statehood. pected before the weekend, but spokesman Uri Dromi said that Members council officials said yesterday if Arafat succeeded, it would of the that debate on revoking the boost support for peacemaking PaiPstine charter would begin tonight. in Israel. appeal for Kaczynski National Some council members object "This is a cornerstone of the ByBOBANEZ The single day taken up by Co u n r i I. the Arafat to deleting the clauses because whole process," Dromi said. "If Associated Press Donahoe's appeal extended the Palestinians' Israel has not recognized the he makes good on his promise, deadline by another day - parliamnnt-in-nxiln, were asked Palestinians' right to statehood. then Israelis will be less reluc­ HELENA, Mont. from May 8 to May 9 - for fed­ to vote in a speeial session Opposition has been deep­ tant to go on with the process." An attempt by Theodore eral authorities to seek an tonight on whether to revoke ened by the crippling economic Peres' governing Labor Party, Kaczynski's lawyer to bar pros­ indictment against Kaczynski S(lCtions or tlw PI.O eharter that blockade Israel imposed on the meanwhile, appeared to be ecution of the Unabomber sus­ on the single charge prompted (:all for Israel's destruction. West Bank and Gaza two softening its position on pect because of government by the discovery of bombs and Israel has said it would freeze months ago following four sui­ ~Palestinian statehood. A draft leaks was quickly rejected by a bomb-making materials in his (W

~otre.o_ ;! \ Bookstore page 4 The Observer • NEWS Thursday, April 25, 1996 the process, and spends a notable involved," he admitted. amount of his time trouble-shoot­ Cerney is another Casteel Workers ing. He points out that, despite the employee with experience build­ Budget continued from page 1 construction's timely pace, scores ing on campus. In his seven years continued from page 1 of minor problems commonly with Casteel, Cerney has worked odically involved since the arise as the project makes the on Notre Dame's child care cen­ months into the school year, Hoffman said. library's 1962 construction. transition from paper to reality. ter, Grace Hall renovations, Galvin The amounts initially requested by the class councils Nearly 35 years ago, he handled "Some things just start coming lab remodeling and power plant were not disclosed. form work and was introduced to out differently once they start to additions. However, he readily Bill Hammonds, president of the class of 1997, defend­ layout. Currently, he is the on-site take shape. You obviously can't admits that the stadium is the ed his council's allocation for funds. "1 agree that the boss of a $50 million renovation. have two pipes running in the largest project he has worked on. classes as a whole are underfunded," he said. "But I don't In addition to the aforementioned same place, but on a project this "It's such a high profile project. think that the seniors should balance [the distribution of projects, Wyant has also spent big, it's going to need some coor­ We've had all kinds of news funds] out." time on the Hesburgh Center dination," McConn explained. media, papers, even ESPN in The senior class council traditionally receives funds construction and the Nieuwland The McConn's approach to here," Cerney said. "All of the specifically used to stage activities for its class members and North Dining Hall renova­ remaining enthusiastic is similar guys here who are working on it during senior week prior to graduation, according to tions. to the pipe fitters who bring him know about the Notre Dame mys­ Hoffman and Tom Mattzie, also a member of the senate. "I just hope it continues. I see questions. tique, and everyone feels great to Griffin agreed that the seniors should receive more nothing but expansion here. The "I grew up in South Bend, and I be a part of it." He jokingly money than the other classes. next project will probably be a added, "It's kind of ironic, but "I can totally see [the seniors') point of view. I don't step down in scope, but I take all we're all Purdue graduates here." want to throw away the whole budget," Griffin said. "I jobs seriously," he said. 'All of the guys here Cerney handles owner and sub­ just think that the classes should get more equitable fund­ Wyant's sober approach shows: who are working on contactor relations for Casteel. He ing. [The gap] in funding between classes is becoming his project is nearly a third of the notes that, while Casteel does its more and more of a difference." way into its timetable without a it know about the Notre own concrete, masonry, and car­ Hoffman assured Griffin that his concern had been setback. The secret to balancing Dame mystique, and pentry, sizable chunks of the job - considered by the members of the budget committee prior 150 workers and a half-dozen such as its mechanical and electri­ to its final decisions. "It was a question that was sub-contractors is a simple one, everyone feels great to be cal work - are subbed out. addressed at the budget meeting," Hoffman said. Wyant says. a part of it.' PreCast Construction is an exam­ • The allocations to campus clubs were also approved, "I believe in scheduling. A job's ple of such a subcontractee that by a vote of 13-1. Matt Connor, the incoming president of only as good as its schedule," he must be coordinated. They han­ the Pep Rally Committee and also a member of the sen­ noted, adding, "You can look at Jeff Cerney, Project Manager dle the project's most visible ate, objected to the decision to allocate no money to his plans all day, but I like to spend a aspect, the erection of giant pre­ organization. lot of time out there [in the stadi­ understand what Notre Dame cast concrete blocks for the super­ Tony Siefring, head of the Club Coordination Council, um], hands-on." football is about. I walk out and structure. said the decision was based on previous misbehavior on Wyant noted one of the most dif­ see the field, and see how it's PreCast began in January to the part of Pep Rally Committee members. Connor ficult aspects of his job has been turning green right now, and it maneuver 90,000 pound concrete argued that the organization was now under new leader­ keeping sightseeing Fightin' Irish just gets me pumped up," he said. blocks into place to form the addi­ ship and should not be penalized for the actions of its for­ fans off of his work site. He notes "When people keep asking if tional seating's skeleton. mer leaders. that their intrusiveness is danger­ we're going to have the thing "(Precast employees] work Student clubs can appeal the budget decisions of the ous, as well as inconvenient. rea~y on time, that gets us moving under incredible tolerances. Club Coordination Council in the fall. Appeals from a club "They come in here and start too. Things have to be set to within an follow a three-step process: They are first considered by walking around wanting to see the Jeff Cerney, the project man­ eighth of an inch," Wyant the Club Coordination Council and then, if rejected, they stadium and they'll say 'But we ager, feels a distinct bond to Notre explained. can be submitted to the Student Senate budget commit­ drove all the way from Dame and the legacy of its football Cerney, McConn, and Wyant all tee, and finally to the overall senate. Connecticut.' And I say, 'I don't program. His grandfather, who noted that regardless of where • The senate unanimously approved the allocation of care,"' Wyant elaborated. played on Notre Dame's 1924 they are contracted from, many of funds to charity from the sales of The Shirt. Of the McConn, the project engineer, national championship team, was the laborers participating on the $126,099 available to distribute, $70,000 will be placed in inhabits a room adjacent to the backup fullback to Elmer project channel their respect for a University trust fund to defray the needs and medical Wyant's in the Casteel office trail­ Layden, one of the famed Four Notre Dame's history and the aura costs of Mandy Abdo, a Notre Dame senior who was er. His mud-crusted boots and Horsemen. of its stadium into performing severely injured in a car accident last fall. flannel shirt underscore his prox­ Of Bill Cerney, Layden wrote, competent craftsmanship. The endowment of the Rob Adams Scholarship Fund imity to the jobsite, but the fax "Cerney had been playing behind "We've got a high set of stan­ will receive $30,000, the Club Coordination Council will machines, two-way radios, and me as a fullback, and he liked to dards, and we want qualified be given $20,000 to fund its service projects, and the stacks of blueprints he's often sur­ call himself 'the Fifth workers so we can build quality National Association of Students at Catholic Colleges and rounded by create an air of mod­ Horseman."' buildings," Wyant said. Universities, headed by Mattzie, was allocated $1,500. ern precision. Due in part to the tie he feels ta Cerney summed up the ex­ The remainder of the money will be distributed as char­ "It's not really a typical jobsite," his grandfather, the significance perience of rebuilding a land­ itable needs arise, said Hoffman. McConn admitted. of rebuilding the house that mark: "It's still a job, but when it's • The senate also tabled discussion of future funding for McConn interprets architects' Rockne built is clear to Cerney. all said and done, everyone can AnTos tal. drawings, finds himself answering "I asked to be a part of this pro­ tell their kids and grandkids that The senate will hold its final meeting of the academic seemingly limitless questions in ject. It's a real honor for me to be thev worked on the Stadium." vear Mav 1.

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In my end is my beginning ... This might sound crazy but enjoy going crazy from all the anxieties that your profs have unmercifully burdened you with. There will never be another time - T~S. Eliot like now to cram for that last exam. And there will never be another time \ like now to enjoy all the things which God has given for us. In less than two weeks, my five years at Notre Dame will end, but in every end, there is a new beginning. I have learned many things during my time Chris Cox, a friend who is currently working in Chile, recently wrote, "May here - how to twirl my pen around my thumb, how to talk in medieval Christ's love easter in us". The Notre Dame experience comes only once in English (thanks Prof. Vasta), what's safe to eat at the dining halls- but most our lives. Enjoy this time while you can. Let it easter in you as Christ's love importantly, I have come to learn that time is a precious life which has its easters in us every single moment of our lives. own essence and being. Time past and time future are not yours for the t:lk­ ing, but it is in the time present that the world is in our hands. Patrick Barreda CARPE DIEM! Too often this cliche is thrown around without truly realiz­ ing its significance ro our lives. We must, each and every one of us, "Seize Come listen and join the Day" which God has given us, for we certainly can't change the past, and The Notre Dame "Womens Choir & who knows if there will even be a tomorrow. The Handbell Choirs During this time of the year, I have almost always cracked up from the anxi­ ety of the ever-imposing finals week. It's so difficult to enjoy the splendor of Sunday, April 28, 1996 at 8:00 p.m. the changing season. It is also difficult to keep within our hearts the beauty in the Basilica ofthe Sacred Heart of the Easter season. The celebration of Christ's Resurrection is not just a one-day affair that happened to fall on April 7, 1996 this year. Easter should FOURTH SUNDAY OF EASTER he celebrated every day when we renew the love we have for God in giving us another day to enjoy our lives. Weekend Presiders This past Sunday, a group of students affirmed their commitment to God in at Sacred Heart Basilica celebrating the sacrament of Confirmation. As a Confirmation team mem­ ber, they helped me thank God for the many blessings which I have so often Sat. April 27 5:00p.m. Rev. Edward A. Malloy, C.S.C. taken for granted. Sun. April 28 10:00 a.m. Rev. Richard Warner, C.S.C. 11:45 a.m. Rev. Robert Dowd, C.S.C. The NDE and Fourth Day communities have also helped me appreciate the blessings which God has given me. The men and women involved with these programs have been beacons of Christ's love for me. Sunday Vespers Sun. April 28 7:15 p.m. Sister Carrine Ethridge, I.H.M. My time here at Notre Dame is quickly fading as finals loom around the bend. The stress level on this campus is going to rise to meteoric heights. Many of us are going to wish that they would just end so that we could get Scripture Readings For away for the summer. But there are those of us who will be taking our last Thts Coming Sunday finals, and who will not be coming back in the fall. 1st Reading Acts 2: 14, 36-41 Realize that your time here at Notre Dame is just a brief moment in your 2nd Reading 1 Peter 2:20-25 lives. Live this time now as if it will be your last moments here. Time past can never he relived, and who knows what time future will bring. Gospel John 10:1-10 page 8 The Observer • PAID ADVERTISEMENT Thursday, April25, 1996

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• KEVORKIAN KORNER The Una bomber: A True American Hero? A number of rny more astute readers Center bombing were found out to be a among us right here at Notre Dame. ments. I first noticed this, of all places, havt~ probably made the connection by bunch of bearded Arab zealots under Or maybe not. The whole glamor of when sitting among the row of bent now. Why is it, they point out, that the direction of an evil Santa Claus in the Unabomber is that nobody knew spines that is the Mac cluster in the Ozersky stoppml writing at just about ray-bans, was anybody shocked'? Of who he was, until his rat brother Engineering building. Engineers, of t lw same time they caught the course not. The urbane European ter­ dropped dime on him. (Don't check course, are well-known for their placid Unabomlmr'! Is this merely coincidence, rorists of movie lore are a wish fulfill­ your mail for a while, buddy! There's a temperments, unnatural work habits, likt~ the so-called "suicide" of Vincent ment fantasy, pure and simple. Imagine reason that family reunion invite is tick­ oddball humor, and brittle health. And FostPr, or Uw periodic "acts of God" we Jeremy Irons or Hutger Hauer trying to ing.) yet, as I sat in that tense place, with its get the deposit back on a car bomb! Or Still, all things considered, I think we dozens of bleary-eyed men sitting in complaining that the court sketch artist can overromanticize the Unabomber. front of computers, calculating unimag­ made them look too devilish. Please. lie did after all cause some injury with inably boring exercises using We've been thinking of Arabs as beard­ his mail-order mayhem, however much incomprehensible terms and techniques, ed zealots for years now: terrorists are, we may want to excuse it as charmingly the thought dawned on me that yes, Josh along with oil, their prime export to the quixotic. What if it was your grand­ every department had its own personali­ American imagination. mother who was blown up? Of course, ty type. Today's, biochemistry, will be But, you point out, what about Tim your grandmother isn't doing flack work the first in a series. Ozersky MeVeigh? This buzzcut meanie looks for the Exxon Valdez, but this is a side more like the guy in cammies who glow­ issue. You shouldn't blow anybody up, Biochemistry: Of all the science ers at you outside your hometown bar period. And really - there are better departments, biochemists seem to be the than he does a full-fledged terrorist. channels for seeing your work into print biggest rockers. owing to the large num­ Who wouldn't prefer old Ted Kaczinski'? ber of Canadians among them. One of art~ given to helinve lay behind the A reclusive nonconformist in the tradi­ my favorite sights in my first few years dt~struction of valuable records in south­ tion of Thoreau. the llnabomber was here was a big Canadian named Gord, ern California'! Just what is the connec­ everything McVeigh isn't. He has a 'or course, all this small who used to walk around in all seasons tion lwre, anyway'? legitimate cause, what I think is a highly talk posits the capture of in sweatpants and a baseball jacket that I have lo confess to more than a defensible position on science and tech­ the real Unabomber. I would said "Bio Chem" on the arm. This twingt~ of mnpathy with the Unabomber. nology, and infinite patience and cun­ always struck me as somehow ad­ After all is said and done, the man was ning. Which brings up another ques­ like to think that he is a cere­ mirable. Maybe because people in the really just unotlwr frustrated columnist. tion. Who will play the Unabomber in bral hermit, sending deco­ biological sciences are always torturing Ami h~t's fact~ it: is there really anyone the movie? My original vote was for monkeys and looking at skeletons, it out llwm that doesn't have evt:n a little Dan Haggerty, formerly TV's "Grizzly rative pipe-bombs to his gives them a certain appreciation of life. hit of admiration for the guy'? lie did Adams," but now I am inclining toward friends in Mexico and forcing They seem more vivacious and "party­ after all outwit the combined powers of Liam Neeson. In any case, can there be hearty," as they used to say in high thH FBI and twt~ry state police force for any doubt that a movie project is in the editors to print his stuff school. Lester Lambert, the occasional sowntenn years - and all without leav­ works'? unabridged. But maybe he Observer contributor and BMOC, is typi­ ing his eahin. One can imagine the Of course, all this small talk posits the cal of the breed: rpckless, passionate, a semw - thern would be the Unabomber, capture of the real Unabomber. I would (or she!) is still out there. man who lives his life at full throttle. He sitting over his bowl of chili, reading the like to think that he is a cerebral hermit, can tell you all about how to create laconie prnss rnleases of the stymied G­ sending decorative pipe-bombs to his mutant bugs, or mice with human ears rnen and, we can imagine, having him­ friends in Mexico and forcing editors to than by extorting the Washington Post. growing on their baek, but he can also self a well-earned chuckle. print his stuff unabridged. But maybe You can send in to Common Sense, for trade body blows with any man in the You havn to think that the FBI had a he (or she!) is still out there. Yes, she. example_ I think sometimes that some house, and out-drink, out-think, and warm spot for the llnabomber too. Can Maybe there is a Unabombess! I for one of our authors are candidates to succeed out-kink any weirdo you care to pro­ it malty be owing to his academic back­ see terror bombing as an essentially the. llnabomber as Public Enemy duce. With men like Lester bearing the ground that he was allowed the dignity masculine enterprise, but we shouldn't Number One. (That is why he was Bio-Chem standard, that department of a twet~d jacket over his orange prison­ be sexist. Or maybe the llnabomber is a called the Unabomber, isn't it?) stands poised to grab the eoveted title of er suit'! I think that "Teodoro" as he is columnist in a local magazine or school coolest scientists on campus. (From known to his friends in Mcxieo, actually paper, writing away under a pseudonym * * * whom, I couldn't say.) fits nverybody's idnal of what we want similar in sound and syllable to his real It may not be as true of un­ our terrorists to be. After all, don't we name. Maybe Ted Kaczinski is a plant dergraduates, but I've been thinking Josh Ozersky is a graduate student in judge a na\ion by its terrorists? WhHn himself, meant to denect attention from about how people in different depart­ history. His e-mail address is the pt~rpntrators of the World Trude the real Unabomber. Maybe he is ments seem to have the same tempera- Joshua.A .. Ozersky.l @nd. edu GARRY TRUDEAU • 0UOTE OF THE DAY

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page 10 Thursday, April 25, 1996 Darla/Magnet split 7" VA I I T (out of five) ompilations are a tricky venture in the music biz. On er is paying attention. one hand, you could end up with a collection of great Sone then proceeds to lighten things up with the uppity C songs, many by artists you would never listen to to "Diner's Club." An interesting fusion of country rock and bar­ begin with, so it is a pleasant surprise. However, you could relhouse blues with some kinky vocal effects, this instantly ad­ also end up spending money on a sloppily assembled mess of dictive tune combines the best of 60's Beach Boy pop with in­ songs, most of which wouldn't even pass as decent b-sides. It die attitude. is not a given that even the most talented (or adored) band Guided By Voices begins side two with a real treat. "Tractor can crank out that one song that will save some of the weaker Rape Chain (Clean It Up)" is a blessing for those owners of comps out there. Propeller who wonder where those unknown snippets in Luckily, indie label Darla Records and Magnet magazine "Return to Saturn X Radio Report" are from. Similar to the have teamed up to release a beautiful 7" vinyl with four great Bee Thousand's version in chorus only, this song is a much songs and bands. Available for a limited time, this record is a slower and darker affair than the later version, but it still true collector's prize for those seeking refuge from the likes of rocks. MTV's recent "Best of the Buzz Bin" anthology. Finally, the Heartworms, a Velocity GirVChisel side project, "Corolla Hoist" by the Grifters kicks off with the promising deliver an upbeat popster in "Bent & Broken." A bit on the utterance, "Whenever you feel like crushing my skull on this short side, this bubble gum rocker is ear candy for those who one, go for it." The song then proceeds to build from a lazy crave excellent harmonies. So too is the entire 7" brain candy slacker anthem to an almost danceable festival of noise. Some for anyone who cares about what's happening in music

Courtesy Darla Records/Magnet magazine loopy references to Prince towards the end make for some beyond the Buzz Bin. nice diversions from the pleasant drone and ensure the listen- -by Dominic DeVito NINJA 2 Earthrise (out of five) mbient music has come a long way since the huge of mixes suffer from the latter. One feels that fewer tracks se­ success of The Orb dramatically popularized the genre lected with a more discerning editorial precision would have n the early 1990's, The double album, Earthrise, by enhanced the general structure of the album and the pleasure Ninja 2 represents a welcome addition, even if it sometimes of the listener. The relationship between the former and the falls into formulaic repetitiveness. Containing little of the orig­ latter is always variable because so much concentration is re­ inality and brilliance found in, for example, Biosphere's first quired to receive the full effect of the music. To comprehend album or anything by the Aphex Twin, it still manages to con­ the depths of each track requires close attention which can vey the sense of relaxed rhythm that is the standard to which easily wane when the artists are inconsistent in the provision these more mellow variants of techno aspire. of entertainment. Blending Oriental with Spanish samples and a deep bass­ Certainly, this is not the worst ambient al-bum ever to have line, "Up Bustle and Out" is the best of the twenty five tracks. been released, but it is also far from the best. When all is said Thankfully it avoids familiar verbal signposts in favor of a and done, Ninja 2's performance can be said to range from more refined instrumental structure. "Hedfunk" closely fol­ average to good-there is no single outstanding track which lows this technique and reinforces the sense of controlled defines the album and makes it memorable. The presence of a ease which marks the album as a whole. piece such as Trans-4M's "Arrival," The Irresistible Force's Slower tracks such as "Funki Porcini" weaken an otherwise "Space is the Place," or Electro-Tete's "I Love You" would enjoyable collection by plodding along in pedestrian fashion. have raised Earthrise onto a much higher plane and saved it As with most ambient music, there is a thin line between from the obscurity to which it seems destined. courtesy Epic Records being mellow and being boring and, unfortunately, a number -by Julian Elliott

Lounge Ax Defense and Relocation VARIOUS ARTISTS (out of five) estled between record stores, bike shops, and British pace is reminiscent of their recent Under the Bushes, Under pubs, the Chicago club Lounge Ax has showcased a the Stars album. Superchunk's "Fader Rules" continues the N veritable who's who of underground music for years. band's sail from the pop-punk days of old into the slower, A block from DePaul University, the bowling Jane-shaped bar more mature waters of Here's Where the Strings Come In. and stage has run into legal problems of late. In January of Lounge Ax's strongest moments come when a handful of '95, condo owners New Yuppie Neighbor complained of the bands add new sweeteners to their normal flavors. The rock-type noise seeping into their recently acquired complex Archers work a surfy, mock-tv theme song, "Mark Price P.I.," adjacent to the Lounge Ax. The Lounge Ax has since battled that neatly melds their quirky, alternate-tuning sounds with with NYN, the Liquor Commissioner, and the ticket-crazy Man or Astroman? space-punk. Shellac, the supergroup of Chicago Blue over the last year. That adds up to a fat stack of producers Steve Albini and Robert Weston, stomps through a legal fees and unwarranted hassles. swamp-boogie twist on their patented, pummeling sound. But you can always rely on good friends to get you across Lounge Ax favorites, the Coctails, (Mark Coctail can now be the high water. Fortunately, those friends happen to be some found collecting cash at the door) add distortion and feedback of the best bands in the country. Included on the champi­ to xylophones and jazz. onship card are heavyweights Sebadoh, Guided By Voices, With all compilations come a few duds, and Jesus Lizard, Archers of Loaf, Superchunk, Tortoise, Jesus Lizard, Shellac, Bad Livers, and the Mekons take the bullet for the greater June of 44, Seam, the Coctails, and more. good of this CD. With every last penny of sales going to the Most bands stick to the familiar turf of their solo albums. club, not only will you get excellent comp, but also a cleaner

Courtesy Touch and('') Records Guided By Voices crank another hummable, Beatles-influ­ conscience knowing you did your good deed for the day. enced, bar-rock tune from their factory, whose texture and -by Brent DiCrescenzo NEW RELEASE NEW RELE ive Bootie and the Blowfish this much credit: their sound is HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH G distinctive. If one more Bush I I clone, which would be a clone of a Pearl Jam/Nirvana clone, was ·to Fairweather Johnson release an album this year. vengeance (out of five) would likely be called from on high. No, not exciting stuff, but it's probably "Fool," a slow. Southern-fried grind, Hootie has their own style, such as it is, quite good in concert. In fact, if you starts in- hold your breath- 3/4! It and it is easily recognizable. shelled out a few bob to see Black 4 7, gets better: the time signature changes Of course, it's recognizable because Hootie would be a bargain. It's peppy, back and forth from 3/4 to 4/4. you've heard it about a trillion times by up-tempo, Southern flavored rock. It's Of course, there are the flaws. now. The omnipresence of Cracked great background music, great in the Musically "adventurous" as it is, there's Rear View ensured that only cavern­ bars. great speeding down the toll road trouble when our novice guitarist/fear­ dwellers without FM could escape the, with the top down. but not so hot on less critic can play along with almost uh, melodious tones of Darius and the headphones. every song, hearing them for the first Lastly, Jet it never be said that Hootie boys. By now, everyone is sick of it, And they've got soul. Something time, after a few drinks. Don't get are unaware of their position in the which is too bad, because their follow­ Bootie's detractors have never criti­ excited. These guys aren't exactly the music world. In the title track, a fifty­ up, Fairweather Johnson, is actually a cized them for is lack of soul. Darius Barenaked Ladies or anything. Hootie second blurb buried late in the album, pretty good album. Rucker pours his being into a song. He and the Blowfish are like an old shoe, the concept of Fairweather Johnson is In fact, Fairweather Johnson is an isn't a polished singer, but he's strong. which they ought to be by now. explained: "I like the Broncos when improvement over the inexplicably suc­ On tracks like "Old Man" or "Tucker's Problem is, Fairweather Johnson has they come alive ... I liked the Braves in cessful previous effort in many ways. Town," he opens up and emotes. It's that same broken-in quality to it. '95." This poorly-recorded track, in These are incremental improvements, good to hear. and shows he hasn't got­ That's "broken-in," not "worn out." terms of cleverness, is the best on an of course. You didn't think Atlantic was ten lazy, at least. Hootie may not be revolutionary, but album that shows Darius Hucker's going to let them alter their sound sig­ Musically, too, Fairweather Johnson admit it: their blend of rock, country rapidly growing lyrical depth. The joke nificantly, did you? For that matter, if is more accomplished than the previous and soul doesn't sound much like a lot is on carping critics and fair-weather you thought they would anyway, you album. "Earth Stopped Cold at Dawn" of other things on the radio. Except, of fans alike: Bootie know what they're may be wrong. They never claimed to features a slight Latin flavor that is not course, for Bootie and the Blowfish. It doing, and if you don't buy 13 million­ be dreadfully creative. as self-conscious as it could have been. remains to be seen how wise it was to and you will not- that's fine with However, Hootie actually has "Be the One," the album's opening release this album now. But it's not Son them. Their place is set, and what hap­ expanded their musical vocabulary, track, uses minor chords as the fea­ of Cracked Rear View. It's similar, but pens now is up to the trend-jumping after a fashion. Facts are facts: this is tured chords, a new twist for Hootie. unequal. consumer. -by Kevin Dolan ~------.~--~------~------~------~------~

Thursday, April 25, 1996 page II by Joey Crawford Campus Concerts ironic, considering that MTV made Bush who they are today. Without MTV, Bush would be just another somewhat talented band with a loyal following. They would be just like any other Thursday, April 25 small, underground band. The highlight of their performance came in the beginning when they put on a riveting performance *ROCKne Concert, Steps of "Machinehead." Holy riffs batman! Their set included a cover of the Rock, 4 PM with of the Sex Pistols (in which Gavin boldly compared himself to the legendary frontman, Johnny Botten) and a somewhat moving Emily Lord, Cod in Salsa, solo of "Glycerine." Bush is a good band, but they are certainly The 5th Harmonic, & 4 not legendary, despite Gavin's feeble attempts. One album does not make a great band. Nice People The Goo Goo Dolls put on a virtually worthless performance. *add nine, Stonehenge, Things would have been much better if they stayed in the bus and let No Doubt play during their set. The band is totally inl1u­ 5-6:30 PM lmced by commercialism and lacks any talent whatsoever. If originality is something they wanted to avoid, they certainly suc­ *Material Issue, Alumni ceeded. Senior Club, 9 PM, with •u••IIIL_j The opening band, No Doubt, definitely stole the show. Lead Courtesy Trauma Records singer Gwen Stefani has a stage presence that very few others Luster wo rnainstrnam, eommercial bands put on quite a show possess. They captivatlld the small crowd (many people missed *Rave Dance,Stonehenge, in Assembly flail at Indiana University on April 20, but their performance because of the Little 500 race) with their tlwy wem definitely ovnrshadowed and outplayed by the interesting conglomeration of music. Their musical style has 9 PM-ish opPning band. Bush and the Goo Goo Dolls have enjoyed belln compared to the Police and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, *add nine with Reverend astounding commercial success. Their music has but this young band is taking it all in stride. TplayPd ... aml playnd ... and played on the radio, almost to thfl point Very few "punk" bands can boast a female lead singer; this Funk, Jazzman's, 10 PM whPrtl it btleonws monotonous. No Doubt, on the other hand, is a band has one of the best. Drummer Adrian Young explains, "1 virtually unknown band from tlw musically rieh ama of Southern don't know what it is like to play with a male lead singer, so its California. Sum, tlwy have enjoyed a bit of commercial success basically normal. Most of thll lyrics re11ect her relationships at Friday, April 26 with tlw reltHlSil of tlwir single, ''I'm .Just a Girl," but they defi­ the time." *Sabor Latino, Vibe, & nittdy stick to !.heir roots of a healthy mixture of ska and punk. No Doubt has been around for eight years and the made the Bush is a fun hand to listen to, but !.hey are lacking in tlw origi­ long, overdue rise from obscurity with the release of their new Stomper Bob at Stepan nality and Laltmt sections. Their music is characterized by a album, Tragic Kingdom. The band boasts a strong following in strong SPall II' inllwmcl' with a twist of British llavor. Lead singer Southern California, and has produced three albums during Field, 4:30 PM Cavin Bossdalf' Sl't~ms to think lw is somewhat of a god in the those eight years. As to why their music rose from obscurity right *De La Soul, with musir liPid. standing on top of tlw speakers for about five min­ now, Young maintains, "A lot has to do with timing musically. uti's at a t.inw to wallow in the fact that thousands of people are The way musk is today, it is a lot more accepting with the differ­ Reverend Funk, Stepan, dwf'ring him on. Bush has cPrtainly not reachml immaculate sta­ ent styles and such which wasn't the case with the first albums." 8 PM tus, thf'y probably IWVI'r will. Another bit of irony that occurred Without a doubt, this band hopes to avoid the same commf!r­ during Bush's hour and a half silt was tlw f'aet that the screen eial fizzle that many other bands endure. No Doubt promises to *add nine, Corby's, 10 PM Ill' hind I hPm llaslwd random nwssages like, "Television is a ('.api­ produce albums from the !wart, if they enjoy commercial suc­ Lal JHinishnwnt." and "TV kills tlw brain." Now this is oxtremely cess, more power to them. They deserve it.

NOCTURNE l. Stone Temple Pilots - Tiny Music ... 1. Rage Against the Machine - Evil Empire 2. Cracker- The Golden Age 2. Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 3. The Refreshments - Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy 3. Presidents of the United States- self-titled 4. The Presidents of the U.S.A. - self-titled 4. Stone Temple Pilots - Tiny Music ... Songs From the 5. Spacehog - Resident Alien Vatican Gift Shop 5. Alligator Records 25th Anniversary Collection ~QP 6. Bad Religion - The Gray Race 6. Buddy Guy -Live: The Real Deal 7. Too Much Joy- ... finally 7. Richard Thompson- You? Me? Us? 10 8. Velocity Girl- Gilded Stars and Zealous Hearts 8. Tracy Chapman -New Beginnings 9. Love and Rockets -Sweet F.A. 9. Kenny Shepherd -Ledbetter 10. Oasis- (What's the Story) Morning Glory? 10. Gin Blossoms - Congratulations, I'm Sorry

by dominic devito Getting up to speed w· h I city Girl & chad vivar rummPr .Jim Spellman from DC smart-pop singing, bass, maybe some keyboards. It's all stupid. the production is a little more stripped down than hand Vf'locity (;irl rncently took some time It's just fodder for magazines. I haven't listened to jSimpatico!. It sounds a lot like your first EP that D from tlulir busy Louring sdwdulfl to talk with that much new musie in the last six months, but the came out on Slumberland. Do you think that's true? musit: rritir Dominic DeVito and WVFI music director stuff I really like, like Wilco and Son Volt, that kind of JS: Yeah, I think it's true but it's not done on purpose Chad Vivar. llownvnr, rPpeatPd problems with phones thing. I really like the Dirty Three and I also really as much as we've now had the ability to have more on both PJHis of the line (Notrn Dame and somewhere like the Chemical Brothers. None of these bands have time to work on things and make our ideas more in Nnw .lnrst~yl causml sonw delays in getting the anything to do with each other. Does it mean I'm sup­ focused and concentrate on writing songs and stuff, inlnrvinw Sf't up. so thn eonwrsation was a hit shortl~r posod to not like them? No, it's stupid to have so as opposed to just going in and banging it out. than f'XIHH:tPd. linn• art~ sonw of the salvaged high­ many labels, but obviously that's not a very original lights: thought on my part. C & D: Also, on this album Sarah (Shannon, lead vocalist) is a lot more out in front and her voice is a BHgarding tlw eurrnnl Gilded ,•.;tars and Zealous C & D: Do you think tlwre's going to be some sort of lot stronger. Is that something that you could 1/e(lrls Tour going on now, which will he hitting the movement away from using the "a" word? attribute to a producer? Mntro in Chil:ago on Friday, May 3. The opening JS: I think that there's going to be a move away from JS: I think that we're just getting better. hands will hn Fuzzy and Notrn Dame alumni rockers it because all of the bands are going to get dropped Chisnl: from their labels and it's going to implode just like C & D: There hasn't been a whole lot of press for your C & I> : What bands have you guys really gotten a heavy metal did. new album. Is there a reason for that? kirk out of playing with in the past? JS: Ahh, they don't want us (laughter). I don't know . .IS: WH rnally liked playing with Sugar. Loved playing C & D: And hair music? We're just taking it slow. We had fun with the media with l'avnnwnt. Those artJ my two favorites. We JS: You know, one or two bands get big, like Van our last record and before that even and people don't havnn 't opPnnd for anybody in a long time. Halen and Guns'N'Hoses and then eight million bands want the same story twice. Since we're not exciting follow them. And then Pearl Jam and Stone Temple and not like Oasis and beating each other up or "the C & I>: What about a hand that you haven't played Pilots get big, there's a million bands that follow suit. new thing," we'm a lot harder to write stories about. with ynt that you think would bt~ a lot of fun to play Whether the bands are good or bad, it's the cycle of I don't mean that as a dis on those bands or the with'! the music industry. The music industry feeds on new album, it's just "where's the story?" .IS: I don't know. We've sort of played with a lot of my stuff. It needs to have new. new, new. That's why favoritn hands aln~ady. There are a lot of rock bands Hun-DMC aren't popular now, but Snoop Doggy Dogg C & D: Speaking of beating other people up, you guys I'd low to play with ... Neil Young, the Holling Stonos. is. Things just go in cycles. It doesn't mean that the have been able to keep the same crew through all the I'd lovn to play with AUI>C. hut I don't see that hap­ records anybody made in the past are less good or albums, the lineup hasn't changed and nobody's left pnning anytime in the future. something. That's the way that record labels work. ever since the first album .. Is there a reason for that? JS: We just get along okay. C & I>: I think that kind of crowd would probably not C & D: Is there a prediction of what the new sound lw ahln to apprnciate your kind of music too well, but will be in the next few years? C & D: Despite all the offers you got from major labels you IWVtlr know. JS: The only two original-forming sounds of music you decided to sign another contract with Sub Pop. Is .IS: YPah. I wnnt and saw AC/DC about a month ago, it that I can hear are like really f**ked-up dance music, there a reason why you decided to stay? was grPat. My fifth time snf!ing thnm. like junglf! music and really awful Florida grind-core. JS: They're just good. We like 'em. We get along with them and we like 'em. Thf!y're a pretty good label. C & n: l.nt's diseuss the statn of' popular and "alter­ Deicide or Cannibal Corpse where everyone goes nativn" music today. A lot of the bands that are unfor­ "GHHRHHH!". Those are the only two original things Many thanks go to Chad Viuar and Stephanie l.unatHiy thrown into the alternative bin by media so maybe those two things will team up and combine Young for helping with the questions and to Darien moguls, tlwy're hasieally pop bands. Do you agree? to make grind-hop or something. from Girlie Action management for being so patient JS: I think it's all bunk. You ean call it whatever; C & D: Yeah, that eouid be the next big grunge thing and helpful. Go see the show or pick up the new tlwm's always been new names for this stuff and it's to hit the country. Let's talk about the new album:, album-they're worth your time. always basically the same-drums, guitar, some guy Gilded Stars and Zealous Hearts. On the new album ------

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Associated Press Detroit, topping the 31 scored in the sixth. Johnson came over run, Williams hit a three-run including Jefferson's RBI dou­ in the Tigers' 16-15 win over to the Tiger dugout before giv- homer, Flaherty hit an RBI dou­ ble in the sixth to make it 9-8. DETROIT Chicago on June 2, 1925. ing Bell the thumb. ble and Tim Hyers hit a sacri- Gil Heredia (0-2) walked Mike Minnesota's Tom Kelly was Tigers manager Buddy Bell, "I think he came over with flee fly. Lewis homered in the Stanley to load the bases and apologizing for a record-setting ejected for the first time this -the idea of ejecting somebody,u -- fourttrfora 10-7lead. then got Troy O'Leary to pop up slugfest Wednesday in Tiger season, said his team's seventh Bell said. "That's only the sec­ too shallow to score the run. Stadium. And he was the win­ straight loss was an embar­ OI).d time I've been on the field Red Sox 11, Rangers 9 But Mike Greenwell hit a ning manager. rassment. this year." grounder to force Stanley at Greg Myers and Paul Molitor "I think that's a pretty good Erick Bennett (1-0), the third Reggie Jefferson's third dou­ second and outran the relay, each had five RBis Wednesday word, and I have as much to do Twins pitcher, gave up two ble of the game broke a sev­ preventing a double-play and as the Twins set a team record with this as anyone," Bell said. runs and three hits in 1 1-3 in­ enth-inning tie on Wednesday allowing Mo Vaughn to score for runs and routed the Detroit "It's my job to find the right nings. night and helped the Boston the tying run. Tigers 24-11. buttons and push them." Randy Veres (0-2) was the Red Sox rally from a 7-0 deficit John Valentin led off the sev­ It was the most runs against Myers set a career high for third of Detroit's seven pitchers to beat the Texas Rangers 11-9. enth with a double and Vaughn the Tigers in 84 years, match­ RBis with a run-scoring single and gave up three runs in 1 1-3 Kevin Elster hit a three-run was walked intentionally before ing the mark set in a 24-2 loss in the first, an RBI-double in innings. homer in the Rangers' seven­ Jefferson doubled into the to the Philadelphia Athletics on the sixth, a sacrifice fly in the Molitor tripled in a run and run second inning and added a right-field corner to score them May 18, 1912, when Detroit's seventh and a two-run single in scored on Myers' sacrifice fly in two-run shot in the third for a both. regular players, angered that the eighth. the seventh. Myers' two-run career-high five RBis. But Rich Vaughn was 3-for-3 with Ty Cobb had been suspended, "It was just one of those days single highlighted a five-run Garces and Mike Stanton (1-1) three runs and two walks and went on strike, forcing the team when everything fell in for us," eighth and Hale homered in the shut Texas down the rest of the Valentin had a pair of doubles to use players from semipro Myers said. "In the gaps, down ninth. way. to snap an 0-for-17 slump. Troy teams and St. Joseph's College. the line, everything." "It was just one of those Garces, who was called up O'Leary homered for Boston Minnesota, which outhit Molitor had an RBI-groundout games where you sit back and from Pawtucket earlier in the and Mickey Tettleton hit a Detroit 19-14, blew a 7-2 lead, in the first, a three-run homer shake your head," Molitor said. day, pitched 2 2-3 scoreless three-run shot for Texas. falling behind 10-7 in the in the third and an RBI-triple in "This park's conducive to hit­ innings and Stanton retired the Elster's five RBis matched the fourth before rallying. The the eighth. It was the fourth ting with the short porches and Rangers in order in the sev­ career high he set Friday in a Twins' previous high for runs five- RBI game of his career but the wind blowing out, but you enth. Stan Belinda pitched a 26-7 victory over Baltimore. was in a 21-7 win over Detroit first since 1981. never expect something like perfect eighth and Heathcliff Pavlik also started that game on June 4, 1994. "I know I did it my second that." Slocumb struck out the side in and also couldn't take advan­ But Kelly wasn't very happy game in the big leagues," After Minnesota took a 7-2 the ninth for his fourth save. tage of the run support. about it. Molitor said. "I don't remember lead, the first six Tigers got hits Roger Pavlik gave up five Since winning his first three "That wasn't very pretty, and after that." in the bottom of third and all runs before leaving with none starts, Pavlik has gotten a pair all I can do is apologize to the Chip Hale hit a three-run six scored. out in the second and Dennis of no-decisions, allowing 11 fans in the stands who sat homer in the eighth and Dave Bobby Higginson doubled in a Cook gave up four more, runs in 5 2-3 innings. through that so-called exhibi­ Hollins hit a solo homer for the tion of major league baseball," Twins. he said. Mark Lewis homered twice "The only thing good about and drove in four runs for for that game was that we won." Detroit. 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Both teams clearly had 4:45 BK 9 4:00 ST 5 L--..-----14:45 BK 10 very high expectations coming I I into the tournament, and both 9. Malicious Pr secution 12. H ad River Bandits have won quite handily up to this point. However. despite the fact that each team demon­ strated various weaknesses Saturday Saturday against lesser opponents, the commissioners evidently felt TBA ST 5 TBA ST 5 that there were other. more particular, determining factors. "The performance of other teams really dictated Malicious 6.NBTIII 7. Bring out the Gimp II falling," said Albrighton. "NBT is as good as anyone in the tournament. but they're .------1 just not as sharp as they can 4:00 BK 9 5:30 BK 10 be. The potential is there, but it just doesn't seem like it's 11. CJ's Woode Shoes 10. ss the Beernuts clicking yet." Adin McCann, point guard for NBT III, had no real disagree­ ment with the commissioner's assessment. Friday Friday "They were justified [in mov­ ing us down]." noted McCann, 5:00 ST 1 t------' ...... __ ___--! 5:00 ST 2 who has been called "one of the top three all-around players in 4. Showtime 2. Dos Kloskas the tournament" by Albrighton. "I don't know if we deserved the number two seed in the first place, but I'm not worried 6:15 BK 10 ~..,__-----1 6:15 BK 9 about it." While these two slipped con­ 13. Vanilla Kern s 15. Hoopaholics siderably in terms of rankings, other teams jumped ahead a The Observer/Tom Roland great deal. An example of this Swoosh, No. 4 Showtime, No. 3 is the Tobasco Cats, who CCE, and No. 2 Dos Kloskas, leaped from No. 16 in the origi­ respectively. Attention: nal seedings to 8 in the new The stage has been set, by order. This advance came with way of the new rankings, for all students 21 and older good reason, as they were one the showdown that everyone of the teams to which appears to have been anticipat­ put down those books Albrighton referred when dis­ ing for quite some time. This cussing Malicious Prosecution. translates to a rematch of one and come clear your minds Another feature of the of last year's semifinal games, reseeding process consists of between Models and the new those teams that were not No. 2 seed, Dos Kloskas, who before finals included in the top sixteen moved up from the number spots of the initial rankings. three slot. Some teams, such as Kerbdog, Though they know what may And One, Unusual Suspects, possibly lie ahead, Dos Kloskas and Diaper Dandies, could not realizes they first have to get AND live up to their top 16 billing. by today's round of sixteen. 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Yo Mama's, 21-1 two games, led by power-hit­ ting pitcher Christian Parker, You'll be Cryin' 1bmorrow def. Dictator Tots, 21-10 who clouted a homerun in each game while occupying The Observer/Rachel Sederberg Hey, That's My Bike def. The Vixens, 21-14 the Dll spot and playing the Kate Kozacik and the Saint Mary's tennis team will look to end their outfield. season on a high note as they travel to Kalamazoo today. Fox Force Five def. Batting 1.000, 21-17 Lost amidst all the chaos was Scott Sollmann's record­ ... Elliptic Soy Sauce def. 100% Flyin' Irish, 21-12 setting 39th stolen base of the Belles struggle in final season in the second game. C.P.D.S. def. Faith, Hope, and Cash, 21-7 Sollmann's swipe moved him past Pat Pevasanto, who had home match of season The Shifters def. Four Reasons We're No.2 ... , 21-9 held the previous season-high mark of 38 stolen bases. By STEPHANIE BUEK expected more of the Belles Divine Inspiration def. Hoochie Mamas II, 21-18 The Irish will be adminis­ Saint Mary's Sports Editor than unforced errors and poor tered a more demanding test shot selection. ShortstufT def. Freaks of the Industry, 21-4 this afternoon, when 26-15 In their final home match of "We should have won," Indiana comes to town for a 5 the season. the Saint Mary's Cromer said. "Nobody looked p.m. start. College tennis team hosted good. We were slow; we let Valparaiso University Tuesday, Valparaiso lull us into their ·.·.·.····.···.····f:ri··· looking to bounce back from a slow game plan." disappointing finish at last Freshman No. 6 singles Betsy ~~J weekend's Midwest Invitational Gemmer agreed. Gemmer said Find Tournament. that, though Valparaiso did not Yet the ball took a bad hit hard, their consistency wore bounce for the Belles. Falling the Belles down. Go To: http:l/www.nd.edu/-ucc I to 16-9 for the season, and 3-6 "A lot of us thought we could What's New? f Wh•t's Cool? I Handbook- f Net Search I Net l>irtctoryf Ntwsgroups I for the match, SMC struggled have won," Gemmer said. with lackluster play in both sin­ "Valparaiso's people at Nos. 4, gles and doubles. 5, and 6 were pushers: they According to junior Kate were consistent, but did not put Kozacik, who won at No. 1 sin­ a lot of pace on the ball. We gles 6-4, 6-2, while the Belles were frustrated the whole day. played well defensively, they Mentally, it got to me." failed to aggressively close out Today SMC hopes to be men­ points. Despite her win, tally on top of its game as they Kozacik said that her own play travel to Kalamazoo for the Building, proved less forceful than usual. final match of the season at 3 "(Head Coach Katie Cromer) p.m. Ranked in the top eight at 3rd Floor tells us to analyze our oppo­ the Midwest Invitational, and 631-7336 nents," Kozacik said. "I think I returning a National contender • did that. I found my opponent's at No. 1 singles, Kalamazoo will :I weaknesses, and exploited be a formidable foe for the a. those, as opposed to me coming Belles. However, Cromer has up with something." confidence that, at their best, "My match was not very Saint Mary's can return the a.c exciting. I think (Cromer) said challenge...... it best: we did not play even "Hopefully we will just go out close to our best tennis." with a bang," Cromer said. "It c Cromer said that Valpo took depends upon what team shows n' her team out of its element. up to play. If it is the team we n Coming off of three days of were at the Midwest, we will ...... solid tournament play at the give Kalamazoo a run for their Midwest Invitational, Cromer money." i.

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page 18 The Observer • SPORTS Thursday, April 25, 1996 • SOFTBAll Irish to visit Wildcats in re01atch By WILLY BAUER To complicate matters, pitch­ coming off being shutout for the Sports Writer er Joy Battersby now has prob­ first time all season, losing 2-0. lems forcing her out of the The Irish, though, pounded out Hoping to get back on track rotation. The loss of Battersby, 13 hits and eight runs in the after Tuesday's loss to who pitched a no-hitter last second game. Northern Illinois, Notre Dame weekend, limits a pitching staff "We hit well, but we didn't travel to Northwestern, the already reeling from the loss of put anything together (in the teams' second meeting of the Kobata. Kelly Nichols, nor­ first game)," commented Miller. year. mally used in relief situations, "That's the nature of the The Irish opened the season was called on to start against game." against the Wildcats, winning Northern Illinois and could be Northwestern could give the the game 1-0. However, cir­ called on again. Freshman Irish fits with its dose of steady cumstances are different head­ Angela Bessolo, who was Big pitching and an aggressive of­ ing into the final non-confer­ East pitcher of the week last fe·nse. Wildcat pitching held ence game of the season. week, has been pitching well the Irish to only one run in the "I don't know how we'll do since Kobata's injury. last game, but could not touch right now," said coach Liz Lack of focus hindered the Irish pitching. Miller, who chases elusive win Irish defense against the However, due to injuries, number 700. "We have people Huskies. Irish pitching is not what it was with bangs, bruises and bumps. Poor defense crippled the at the beginning of the season. I don't know if we'll be focused. Irish in game one against Notre Dame's offense will be I hope we'll be ready, but we Northern Illinois, where an er­ the key against Northwestern, have a lot of distractions." ror and a wild pitch helped give needing to put behind its recent Those distractions are in­ the Huskies its 2-0 victory. trend of cold openers but hot juries, and they are a little Miller still remains optimistic endings. more than a few bumps and about her team's chances de­ "It should be a tough game," bruises. spite the uphill battle due said Miller. "We beat them 1-0, All-American pitcher Terri mainly to the injury situation, so I expect two very tough Kobata almost certainly has "The key is to scdre runs and games." pitched her last game at Notre score early. It'll be a good The Irish have one more Dame, suffering from tendonitis game (against Northwestern)." home game, Saturday and in her wrist. Second baseman After a game where offensive Sunday against Big East for production was down for the Seton Hall before preparing for Andrea Kollar was hit in the The Observer/Rob Finch face during practice and also is Irish, Miller's assessment is the Big East tournament the Sophomore Kelly Nichols found herself in a starting position against out indefinitely. right on track. Notre Dame is first weekend in May. Northern Illinois Tuesday. She might be called on again Thursday .

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By TODD FITZPATRICK Spencer showcased his talents this weekend at Sports Writer this spring's first Blue-Gold game and stole the spotlight from many of his teammates. He rum­ Penn State is known as Linebacker U. Miami bled through the defensive line with his 6-1, 235 was known for years as Quarterback U. The way pound, frame and outran defensive backs with things are going, maybe Notre Dame should be his blazing speed. The freshman carried the ball called Fullback U. eight times for 112 yards, a remarkable average The past included punishing backs like Anthony of 14 yards per carry. Johnson, Rodney Culver, Jerome Bettis, and Ray His most impressive run was a 75-yard romp Zellars. The present is multi-talented Marc for his first touchdown of the afternoon. Spencer Edwards. added another touchdown later in the game. The future is Jamie Spencer. "It was great being able to do the things you've "I see what they have done in the past, and I been practicing for all this time," said Spencer. want to keep the tradition rolling," commented ''I'm pleased with my progression so far. I feel Spencer. like I'm getting better and I'm more confident." "I used to watch guys like Bettis before I came Although Spencer would probably start at full­ here. I really respect him a lot. I know about the back next season for most college teams, he has great tradition this school has with guys like no complaints about backing up Marc Edwards. Bettis and Rodney Culver and Anthony Johnson. "We just want to keep things rolling the way The Observer/David Murphy It was probably one of the reasons I chose to they've always been with our offense. We'll do Freshman fullback Jamie Spencer (left), who gained 112 yards on 14 come here." carries, is making the strides that should earn him playing time next fall. see SPENCER I page 14

• BOOKSTORE BASKETBALL • BASEBALL How sweet it is ment begins. Following yes­ Bookstore field terday's games, and keeping Bookstore Seeds with tradition, the Bookstore narrows to 16 commissioners collaborated 1. Models, Inc. and reseeded the survivors. 2. Dos Kloskas By TIM MCCONN "We reseed because a lot of Sports Writer what we do at the beginning is 3.CCE based on hearsay," stated ex­ 4. Showtime The pretenders have been ecutive commissioner John sent packing. The "Sweet "Church" Albrighton. "Once 5. Swoosh II Sixteen" has arrived, and now, you get down to sixteen, only the true contenders for 6. NBT Ill you've pretty much proven 7. Bring out the Gimp II the Bookstore Basketball XXV that you belong. This just crown remain. gives us a chance to reevalu­ 8. Tobasco Cat For those eliminated in yes­ ate a team's performance." 9. Malicious Prosecution terday's round of thirty-two, As of yet, the one true con­ sweet may not be the word of stant of this otherwise wacky 10. Pass the Beernuts choice. More like bittersweet. tournament has been Models, The Observer/Rob Finch But for those that have ad­ 11. CJ's Wooden Shoes Inc. Their dominant perfor­ 12. Hood River Bandits Scott Sollmann collected his record-setting 39th stolen base last night. vanced into this elite group of mances throughout the begin­ He surpassed Pat Pevasanto's mark of 38 in a single season. teams, they know that, despite ning rounds has allowed them 13. Vanilla Kernals their respective winning to maintain their number one 14. Sweeter than Candy streaks, they really have not ranking. Without question, Nothing for Norbert: achieved anything yet. Conrad James, Renaldo Wynn, 15. Hoopaholics Now that only sixteen teams remain, a whole new tourna- 16. Untouchables see SWEET I page 16 Notre Dame takes two By DYLAN BARMMER who camP on in the fifth to Assistant Sports Editor throw a shutout inning. "Jeff (Wagner) put his glove out, and Talk about reversal of for­ I just had to put the ball in tunes. there." • After being pummeled 13-3 That was about all anyone at the hands of Illinois yester­ had to do against St. Norbert, day, the Notre Dame baseball who recorded just eight hits off team took advantage of six different Irish pitchers in Division III St. Norbert in a both games while committing doubleheader yesterday after­ seven errors in the field. noon, winning 13-0 and 13-1. Freshman Chris McKeown "It was good that we got the set the tone early for the Irish chance to play a lot of guys, get pitchers, throwing seven in­ back on the winning track," nings of shutout baseball in head coach Paul Mainieri com­ only his second collegiate start. mented. "The story of the first game The Irish played enough dif­ was Chris McKeown," said ferent people to field two Mainieri. "He had real good teams. especially in the night­ movement on his fastball, and cap, which saw everything threw an outstanding change­ from a reserve outfielder play­ up. He was in complete com­ ing second base and pitching, mand out there." to a starting pitcher throwing "It's real nice to get some ... three scoreless innings before playing time," commented moving to first base. McKeown. who picked up his The Observer/Mike Ruma "I just tried to throw strikes," second win in the past week. Lamarr Justice (left) of third-ranked CCE and LaRon Moore, Lamont Bryant, and Renaldo Wynn (from commented Bret Poppleton, the left to right) of top-ranked Models, Inc. are some of the better known faces of Bookstore XXV. reserve outfielder in question, see ROMP I page 17

• Softball fights injuries Softball Track and Field see page 18 at Northwestern, April 25, 3 p.m. at Drake and Hillsdale Relays, April 26 and 27 Baseball • Saint Mary's tennis loses to Valpo SMC Sports vs. Indiana, April 25, 5 p.m. Tennis at Kalamazoo, April 25, 3 p.m. see page 17 Lacrosse • Twins set record in victory vs. Michigan State, April 26, 7 p.m. see page 14