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This Other is brought to you for free and open access by DigitalCommons@UMaine. It has been accepted for inclusion in Maine Campus Archives by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@UMaine. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Masque Presents I CAMPUS Wishes rial Democracy THE Meeting Toni•g ht 'Kindling' Again A Merry Xmas . Chapter 1 is t,, )•,;(1 Tonight To All 7:30 tonigt.; ,,n the Tlit M.C.A., 1+1 fr'1,,wint Campus ey will ado.:e.., the Published Weekly by the Students of the University of Maine t agitati,:r 1„:- re. c (iamesjr eer, Vol. XXXVII ORONO, I the ni,tcerneric MAINE, DECEMBER 12, 1935 No. 12 e talk. two week. tht hold the Transportation Note .ICampus Draws Blank Requesting -which uas I:: have Orchestra Next Campus Jan. 16 Many Frosh the New Those students desiring to travel Student Literary With this week's issue THE he busint - 1 - to their homes for the Christmas Contributions To Present CA M PUS brings its publication !tie. Becau Recess by bus may obtain tickets Pledge to 15 schedule for the year 1935 to a hers voted • to any point by seeing Elizabeth Poets, authors, satirists, and humorists where are you have hiding? TI1E Csmet's chose. The next issue of Tim intli devo,: 1 Xmas Music Philbrook in Balentine Hall or proposes publishing a literary supplement- and with the contributions so far, a blank sheet will be the result. Campus will be out in January. Fraternities mal prograr, Robert Loveless in Hannibal Ham- The The University of Maine is one of the few institutions of higher Until then THE CAMPUS wishes all of the lin Hall. Tickets will also be on learning any- nioo:.;I: are to S;pecia Program Will where in the United States that consistently fails to support a literary or even a its readers a Merry Christmas and :ussion on!. f sale in the University Bookstore. humorous magazine. This tact is certainly a black mark Sigma Alpha Epsilon, against Maine's students-- a New Year that will be filled with 'sal of bu- 'Be Held Wednesday particularly regarding literary publications. And now to attempt to fill the bill somewhat. THE CAMPUS wishes to publish a good cheer and progress. Kappa Sig, Theta special supplement, to be given free to every student. In this way the randparem art From 9:30-10:30 financial head- St aches of publishing a magazine are avoided. Topping this, the students Chi Leaders to take still are agular col- lazy, unwilling to contribute to something which borders on being essential in an a universit, degrees STUDENTS WILL PLAY Freshmen Drop institution of this kind. EACH PLEDGES UP 21 To those of you who are gifted, and to ler a new adult edit. those of you who are not so gifted in a literary way, THE CAMPUS directs a request—that at the Uni, you show a little gumption and Students Assist .rrsity rp Diversified Program Is Meet to Sophs get busy. This supplement is for you and should be written by you, Interfraternity Council's Arranged for Mr. Walter Whitney, of the English department, has kindly consented to act Report Shows 224 Rogers Leads Teammates as adviser for this venture. Every manuscript submitted will be given thoughtful In Experiment Presentation consideration. Men Pledged To 82-53 Victory Address all contributions to The Maine Campus, Box 65, and put them in the Study Is Being Made on !od musical program has been mailbox in the Treasurer's office in Alumni Hall. 'LEANING AND Over Rivals Environment as Rushing for another school year is over SING !P r the special Christmas As- and 224 freshmen are now wearing pledge ,alli(h will be held in the Me- By Morris Rubin Affects Man buttons for 15 fraternities, according to Dick the official figures released by the Inter- , nmasium, Wednesday morning, The sophomore class team displayed re- Gaffney Is 'Kindling' Given Since the inauguration of ERA (now ELLSON markable all-round strength as they swept fraternity Council today. Kappa Sigma, 18, at 9:30. Participating are NYA ) projects at the University of Orono to an easy 82-53 victory over the freshman Running Second Last Theta Chi, and Sigma Alpha Epsilon led 3.36 sity Chorus, the University Evening by representatives in the annual meet between Maine. students employed in the Depart- in numbers pledged, each house giving and the University Quartet. the classes held in the Indoor Field last To Lion of Judah Maine Masquers ment of Animal Biology, Agricultural out 21 pins. Sigma Chi, now established ,..t. of Ruth Kimball, first vio- new house. pledged 16. Saturday. The frosh outfit was snowed Experiment Station, under the direction in a completely ret Hinkley, second violin ; Folhowing is the official Interfraternity in under an avalanche of brilliant per- Forestry Camp Reporter Chas. Kenyon's Play Will of Dr. W. F. Dove, biologist, "Fitcomb, viola; and Marion have been Council pledge report of December 9: formances by the second year men, that Says Beards Are Be Presented Again collecting and analyzing all available in- Party? i.:Ii:ncello. Professor Adelbert saw the sophs take 11 of the 15 first Alpha Gamma Rho (8) formation which can be brought to bear ,,21s: will be the conductor. places and make a complete sweep in Predominant Tonight at 7:30 Leonard Brann, John Burns, Roger Clement, John Douglas, Jr., Robert Far- Let us make 1.! grain follows: three events. on a major study now nearing conipletion 6:00 A.M.—"Roll out," yells the cookce Tonight, the Schultz and Bates families ris, Weston Norton, Franklin Rich, a) "Joy to the World" tin the relation of man and animals to iccess with a Phil Rogers was easily the outstand- and the proverbial cheer arises from the tell their story for the second time on the Clement Smith. Watts-Handel ing their environment. This study, inaugurat- tirstyle—just performer of the day as he won three "Bronx," as Roberts digs the frost from stage of the Little Theatre. The play is Alpha Tau Omega (18) (lit "Holy Night" firsts in the shotput, discus, and hammer William Clifford, Robert Cook, Philip itt his eyes. Who said breakfast in bed? Kindling by Charles Kenyon. ed by Dr. Dove in 1926, is closely con- Mohr-Gruber throw to make his total for the day 15. It's all off, folks—Prince went home Craig, James Cunningham, Dennis Cur- The story of the play centers about the nected with the department's work in ial), Robert Feero, Maison Goodrich, Ed- Chorus John Gowell and Sid Hurwitz, both stel- g a Specialty and did a job on that curly red beard (?) plight of Mrs. Schultz who is about to genetics and nutrition. It differs from ward Ilutchinson, Alden Lancaster, from "Christmas Eve" lar performers of the 1938 class team, Gaffney looks like Selassie already. Are become a mother, but who fears the con- Charles Nelson, Raymond Norton, Theo- Rimsky-Korsakov tied for second honors with 10 points each. most current biological studies in that it dore Read, Louis Russell, Arlo Spencer, uty Shop you and Boardman hiding something from sequences of attempting to raise a family Orchestra Melvin McKenzie was high scorer for us, Northrup—come on, out with it, boys attempts to analyze all factors of the Edward Szaniawski, Philip Terry, Glea- in the slums of New York City. Pressed son Wilson, Algird Yozukevich. Tel. 95 ijali Chorus, from "Messiah" the frosh. (the beard). total environment, both physical and so- Handel by the desire to go to Wyoming to take Beta Theta Pi (15) George Sawyer, outstanding on the And where was Thomas "Axel" John- up a homestead, she takes a cial, which may be related to the nutri- Harry Adams. H51114111 Billings, Rob- Chorus position at freshman cross country team this last son when the sun went down? When the home of her landlady, Mrs. Burke- tion of animals and man. Dr. Dove labels ert Brainhall. Manion J •ngs, Robert 4 4 : a "The First Noel" Kirkland, Clark Kuney, Reginald Mac- season, turned in one of the best - per- found in the depths of a swamp, "Axel" Smith, whom she contrives to rob, with • Traditional the project the Soil-Plant-Animal-Man Ihmald, Richard Monroe. George Old- formances of the day when he beat Norm reported no blonds in his neck of the the help of Steve Bates, the somewhat 111) "Adeste Fidelis" Linkage. reive. I auress Parkman, Richard Quig- Waddington to the tape by 20 yards in woods. Lost again, eh, Johnson? loose charactered son of Mrs. Bates, a ley, Neil Sawyer, Harland Turner, Arte- 17th Century presents an innovation in the one mile run. St. Stephen and Woodland attract the neighbor. The theft is found out by Raf- This study inns Weatherbee, Owen Wentworth. String Quartet The summary: boys on Saturday nite—gobs and gobs of ferty and Donovan, detectives, but Alice, experimental method in that it avoids the Delta Tau Delta (17) •: a) "It Came upon the beautiful women. A whirlwind, this boy Mrs. Burke-Smith's niece intervenes, the over-sixcialization which, it is believed, Junius Birchard, David Carswell, Wil- \I .:blight Clear" Sears-Willis 1 mile run---Won toy Sawyer (F); sec- liam Craig, Edward Davis, Lloyd Hat- ond, Waddington (S); third, Wishart Boardman—literally sweeps the local charge is dropped, and Mrs. Schultz and has blinded many scientific investigators field, Erwin Heald, Richard Hopkins, li) "0 Little Town of (S). Time 4:423 seconds. girls off their feet—Hi, June! 5 her husband are enabled to go to Wyo- to significant inter-relationships. Biolog- Alan Kirkpatrick, Andrew Longley, John Brooks-Redner 440 yard run: Won by Hurwitz; sec- "Up the ladder to success—Well, up ming. McCready, Harry Morrell, Jr., Frederick Chorus ond Sherry; third, Fuller. all soplasmort.s. it.il life is studied not as a unit in itself Preble, Allston Thorndike, F.arle Tib- Time 564 seconds. the ladder, anyway," says Shorty Pruett, This second play of the year by the -The Enchanted Lake" but as the hub of many factors playing betts, Carl Toothaker, Ray Wall, Richard 45 Yard High Hurdles—Won by Gow- as he climbs to the top bunk for a nite Maine Masque brings three newcomers Stone. Tschaikowsky en; second, I.audin; third, Smart. All of soft palate calisthenics. Why don't to the Masque stage. They are Donald upon it. Man and a • 'As are so inti- I. Scene Kappa Sigma (21) sopluimiwes. Time 61 5 seconds. you try some setting tip exercises, Shorty? Kelley as the young doctor who practices mately related to their environment, it is James Cahill, John Danforth, Carl Da- II. Dance of the Swans 100 Yard Dash—Won by Kelley. soph- And then there was the fellow who put in the tenement ; Faith Folger as Mrs. thought, that one cannot with any justice vis. N1/1111i111 Fay, Howard Feeley, Phil- omore; second. McKenzie (F); third, Hungarian Dance his flannels on back-side-to and walked Burke-Smith, and Howard Goodwin as study the food demands of the animal lips F. Is' Ralph Guppy, Jr., William Orchestra Ladd (F). Time 11 seconds. Hall. Jr., Frederick Harndon, Louis Har- One and a Half Mile Run—Won by off backwards. We can't remember whO Donovan, one of the detectives. The or man without an exact knowledge of -Innis Song, "Lo, How a ris, James Hartwell, Edward Ladd, Gale Clifford (S): second, Mowatt (F); third, he was, tho. other members of the cast are Bettina all factors of the enviro cm. Lantis, Ovo:en Lynch, William McCarthy, e'er Blooming" Praetorius Hart (F). Time 7 minutes. 36 seconds. Don't forget the Xmas eve party at Sullivan as Mrs. Schultz, Elwood Bryant Students on the project have been put Arthur McDionnell, Lawrence Merritt, 880 Yard Run—Won Chorus by Haggett (5); the Hovel. All co-eds are cordially in- as Mr. Schultz, Wallace Gleason as Steve, to work analyzing data on the Maine en- Gerald Murphy, (*. Wilson Place, Jr., second, Fuller IS); third, Howard (F). Thomas, "Hark the Herald Angels vited to attend. Kay Hoctor as Mrs. Bates, Elizabeth vironment : on climate (rainfall, humid- William Sirois, Richard Time 2 minutes, .53: seconds. Lambda Chi Alpha (14) If'esley-Aleudelssohn 200 Yard Dash—Won by Hurwitz (S); (Signed) Philbrook as Alice, and John Clark as ity, barometric pressure, temperature, ()torus and Audience John Cameron, Dexter Claflin, Har- second. Higgins (F); third, Kelley (5). "Bill (Silky Beard)" Blake the agent for Mrs. Burke-Smith. winds) ; on soils; on plants and animals; land Do:ilge, Charles Dunne. Harry Hal- Time 23s seconds. on human health; on economic and socio- (Confinsied on Page Two) 100 Yard Low Hurdles—Won by Mc- Maine Social Science Group Dr. Huddilston Sails for England Capitalism Theory Kenzie; second. Merritt; third, Iliggins, logical phenomena. To mention only a all freshmen. Time 12 seconds. Elects Chadbourne President To Attend Chinese Art Exhibit few of the sources, they have covered all To Be Discussed Shotput—Won by Rogers; second, Fox; the information available in U. S. and Stevens Is Awarded Prof. Walter N\ Chadbourne was John Homer Iluddilston, professor of third, Ireland, all sophomores. Distance Maine geological surveys, State and Na- LID 48 7I,11 inches. president of the Maine Social Sci- ancient history and lecturer on art history Achievement Medal Members To Meet in M.C.A. elected tional agricultural census reports, crop 1 or Educational Program; . High Jump—Triple tie between Stanley ence Conference and Prof. H. B. Kirshen at the University, is to leave the latter ). McCarthy (F), and reports and economic statistics, results of Famous Stratosphere Explorer and All Smart (S). secretary at the annual meeting of the part of this week for Londorfwhere he is Are Invited Height 5 feet 8 inches. questionnaires sent out by the Ikpartment His Pilot Singularly Honored held at Bowdoin College to study an exhibition of imperial Pole Vault—Won by Hardison (S); organization chinese of Biology, records from the Bureau of With Hubbard Medal SLID is to hold its first 6 and 7. This group is com- art during the Christmas vacation. The second, Draw (F) ; third, tie between December Animal Industries, human mortality rec- ' educational meeting in the NaS011 and Leonard (F). Height 11 feet. social science departments of exhibition is being awaited with Washington, December I2.—The Hub- posed of the the ords, war department records on defects 1.,night at 7:30. The program is Broad Jump—Won by Gowell (S); colleges. greatest interest the four Maine throughout art circles as in drafted bard Gold Medal, highest award of the !-ist it two parts, the first being a second, Thomas (F); third, McKenzie men, and U. S. Weather Bu- The Conference will be held at the it includes approximately six thousand geo- ,, (F). Distance. 23 feet !A inch. reau data. National Geographic Society for nsideration of "The Theory of Javelin—Won by University of Maine next year, accord- pictures never before allowed to be taken Dyer (F); second, In connection with this study there was graphic achievements, was presented on !,!•-an" and the second part extensive Drew (F); third, McKenzie (F). Dis- ing to an announcement made this week. from China. !!!,,tioit of "The National Youth tance, 146 feet 10 5-8 inches. reported in Bulletin 375 from the Maine December 11 to Captain Albert W. Stev- Nature. Application, and Value," Discus—Won by Rogers (S); second, Agricultural Esperiment Station ("Nu- ens and Captain Orvil A. Anderson, com- "The American Youth Act." a Harvey (S); third, Dyer (F). Distance, tritional Deficiency Diseases in the Live- 17 feet Ns inches. mander and pilot of the record-breaking to! for NY: advocated by the Student Troubled Asking stock and Inhabitants of Maine," Novem- Hammer—Won by Rogers (S); Mar- French stratosphere balloon, Explorer II, it was !, ii Youth Congress. ston (F); Fox (S). Distance, 41 feet ber, 1934) a correlation between the high incidence of bone, teeth, and structural announced today. General Pershing. a -hurt speeches will be given rel- 6 inches. For Pepper at All-French Dinner Officials: Referee, Tyrell; clerk of defecti in the . these tcopics, and each speech will State and the character of trustee of the society, made the presenta- course, M. G. Collette; judge at finish, Maine sunlight and soil water. The com- !••A:Al by discussion. T. A. Sparrow; chief timer, tions in Constitution Hall, E. H. By Adrienne Thorn ID:t rocall the word for that condi- plete study is soon to he in published form. -tudents members of the far- Sprague. The I lubbard Medal, according to Dr. and Campus Society Reporter ment! With such distinguished guests • c milted to meeting and Gilbert ()riisveniir, the organization's attend the Parlez-vous francais? Non? Then you present, she did not wish to resort to the part in discussion regardless Freshman Forum To president, has been awarded to only ten the Basketball Schedule would have cruelly starved with food unladylike gesture of pointing; then a or not they agree with the other explorers and scientists in forty- right before you had you been at the table brilliant solution dawned. "S'il vous Be protxounded League for Released By Curtis President's Guest seven years. This time it is given in rec- by the of Messieurs Bourcier and Fundenburg plait," she asked timidly, "passez-moi cc •P I Wmucracy. ognition of the flight of the balloon No- Both Freshman Teams Will Take at Balentine Hall last Thursday evening. qui vous fait sneezer." M. Ftzndenburg All Freshmen Invited To Attend a immediately vember II, when an altitude of 72,395 Annual Trips; Games With Anyone who uttered one syllable of Eng- picked up the pepper. Christmas Party Sunday at feet above sea level was reached. Pschologists Conduct Colby Frosh Pending lish (including Mlle. Cope, hostess, and As the meal progressed, many hitherto Presidential Home Faith Folger, waitress) was promptly unknown secrets of M. Bourcier's life Social Reaction Tests An innovation will occur next Sunday Schedules for freshman basketball ostracized. were indiscreetly revealed. M. Funden- Educations Majors Meet evening when the regular Freshman Fo- ',41 reactions of two infants are Teams A and B are rapidly nearing com- Monsieur Bourcier was sitting alone in burg informed his eager listeners that in rum will be the guest of President and To Discuss Oath Bills of a special study being made pletion, according to faculty manager of the living-room when half a dozen young France Monsieur Bourcier (the playboy Mrs. Hauck at their home at 6.15. chological laboratory. The athletics, Ted Curtis. Several games are ladies advanced upon him, presumably to of Paris) always chose les dames riches, Students and faculty in Education met I elicia Dove and Stephen Brush, still pending for both teams, with a pro- put him at ease until dinner was served. but in America it's les jolies femmes! As this is the last Sunday before in South Stevens on Wednesday evening ' about 10 months of age at the posed two game series with Colby fresh- However, the bewildered guest felt some- "And," he added gallantly, "he doesn't Christmas, the president is anxious that I if last week for the purpose of organiz- time, and are within four days men in abeyance until December 16. what shaky until his colleague, Mr. Fun- have to look far!" But we think that the merry spirit of the holiday season be ing an Education Club and discussing made the same age. The observations, Although final arrangements have not denburg, arrived to master the situation Mr. Fundetiburg had better not tell too manifest. All freshman boys are teachers' oath hills. Granville Wilcox invited to come to the ery two weeks, arc being carried been made as yet. Team B will play sev- with his "completely at home" manner. many stories about his pal, because from president's house served as temporary chairman. The fol- after supper on Sunday whether they 7'It. parents, Dr. and Mrs. \V. F. eral teams in ‘Vashington County on a Incidentally, here's a tip for you would- the wa) said pal was proferring sweet have lowing committee was appointed to make been regular members of the Forum or ! Dr. and !kits. E. N. Brush, with trip similar to that. of last year. Team he Beau Brunimels—the girls went simply commitments with that romantic French further plans for organization: Winifred not. This invitation also extends to off- ;!cration of Professor C. A. Dick- A ends its season again with a trip thru mad about the little Frenchman's over- touch, he might become a dangerous con- Lamb, Richard Morton and George Gree- campus boys. Light refreshments will the' is taking moving pictures of Arcoostook County. shoes. But please don't search too ong tender for the coveted title, "Mr. Balen- ley. Raymond Morton, Atwood Leven- be served. President Hauck will speak. !dren. Team A's schedule to date: Jan. 9, Bar in Bangor, boys—they're probably im- tine"! viler and Alice Stewart were appointed Facts worth knowing about Monsieur Christmas Carols will be sung. members of the program committee. Af- a1 code system is being used for Harbor; Jan. 17, Bridgton; Jan. 18, ported. dining-room, Roomier Had never eaten turnip or un- This invitation was announced last ter the business discussion the of recording exactly what the Kents 11111: Feb. 7, MCI.; Feb. 8, Rum- As the guests entered the meeting strains of "Alou- cooked lettuce before—smokes Camels Sunday at the regular forum held in was open for consideration of teachers' do when, for example, they are ford; Feb. 12, Coburn; Feb. IS. Higgins; they were welcomed by smoothly at first, with and does not object to girls smoking— Hannibal Hamlin hall at which Mr. oath bills. Martha Simmons, Alice Stew- 11 the floor together with a toy Feb. 17, Nlillinocket at Millinocket ; Feb. etta." All went remembering how to order café called one sweet thing "une femme dan- Cecil G. Fielder, general secretary of art, Atwood Levensaler and Prof. Gilli- them or when an adult pays at- 18. Ricker at Mullion; Feb. 19. Presque everyone choice might be. But in the gereuse" and told another she has a "be- the Maine Christian Association, was land gave short reports on the history one child only (in the presence Isle at Presque Isle; Feb. 20, Ft. Fair- or fait, as the midst of a brief discourse by M. Bour- witching smile"—likes green spotted the discussion leader. Following a sum- and the present nature of legislation cori- ,:ther). Changes in social reac- field at Ft. Fairfield; Feb. 21, Patten the fascinating subject of French cravats—may have to return to France mary by Chester Smith of the three pre- cerning teachers' loyalty bills. These re- , :di age and characteristic differ- at Patten. cier on education, one young lady was forced to for a year of compulsory military (sound ceding discussions, Mr. Fielder discussed ports were followed by open forum dis- hehavior or personality are Team B's schedule to date: Jan. 10. N. interrupt to ask for the pepper. Imagine familiar, boys?) but will surely be back "What Constitutes Christian Peace Ac- cussion. About 36 students of Education the points which will be brought H. Fay of Dexter; Feb. 8, Merrill High embarrassment when she simply because he likes friendly spirit at U. of M. tion." A question period followed. attended the meeting. c investigation. School; Feb. 12, Lee Academy. her -_Co.

a IHE MAINE CAMPUS 2 4- "SO THE PEOPLE MAY KNOW" Profe Campo U. OF M. RADIO the Broadcasts Fortune to Education I By Joe College Iliunaday Atm urns doe college yew W L BZ Devoted His PubYawl Maine , strolling about the agricultural by the student• of the University of Toni Crozier, Theta Chi, was sectini Weekdays, 7:45-8:00 p.m.; u hen he noticed a pheasant had escaped and was wandering about fence. Being a natural burn hen.. he made a beautiful flying tackle. 1,.., 1936 Sundays, 3:30-4:00 p.m. iinly its By Prol 1935 Member too fast for hini. and he succeeded in grabbing tail. The bird dull,i .. Thursday, December 12 Tommy landed 'iii his ni ise. and the bird av,;„ Associated Colleoiale Press captured, hint:ever, SO went cw York ofi Winthrop Libby, Asst. Prof. Result : one pheasant minus ow tail. Moral : never tell a tail out , , Distributor of its tail. son more go, of Agronomy, on "The Po- Jo Profita wants to know %those hallucinations are responsible for tin. ' a mentous compilation o,fecrseitit-eistst.smitiika,I tclrheiv( - ill at one time Colle6iate Digest tato Branding Law" vieeirMaInYsoett-lrester,police: too.) Well, Jo, it's a l ite-avder:htere: :'' • „ 7 .ast year's su Friday, December 13 has a dictapluine: every--O nuts, every one is a sis.q..: a trunk • every trunk , Children'i Roger L eeeeeoa. '36 Roger Levenson, Editor of ancionoote, taondalscsousrt p : It ,tutwsk.ysiaoneiti%inetresi.nmg Editor ic Cblet thee00 cu Associate Editor Jane Stillman, '37 Campus, on his Phi Mu Delta pin on kits:. , Romeo Ernest Sauaders. Jr , '36 The Maine ,,. Managing Editor "Campus News of the Week" A sequel to .Suifireil Death : Them there intrepid public spirited dem, ;ur 121 12S thlr Reed and William Proctor Newman, Jr., Sunday, December 15 chemistry- laboratory, Tian have SI:I / , , and Pr. DEPARTMENT EDITORS by the throat. At great expense and personal labor (I wish George Clark va(ql.ti Musical Program; Miss too) they constructed (being 17: atization Olorer Eldridge, '35 dictating this to me. I had an idea engineer' III \ ,4.,‘... Acting Ness F • • a_ritl.siitg_ soll :ritTiliodinseunttidourss, placed Woopries N e• - Elizabeth Philbrook, '36 Frances Arnold, Asst. Prof. to coiti‘setrugcott)soangteignalnotriec osfigiti:iii ';cen Raymond H. Gailey, '36 — Sçeeli Romance Languages, on misinformation, but I .! 0. the first Society Margaret G Sews11. '36 of agItli,t,ttatitgro. (sheen. '37 geaninyou .egujuttsat go, you Stad .g,.6; !.er Robert "Holiday Customs in Spain" ,r, director, bell, BanclackAha' flunked inc-lint. A mere trifle. To culku. Monday, December 16 the spirit we left off :—all and sundry ni make haste slowly, "Death is so Pernlm•a i • • CONTRIBUTING EDITORS W. J. Sweetaer, Prof. of we suggest a Nobel safety award? .c-acters and lads to hidd hands if they Robert Burns, Ruth lot. d Mech. Eng., on "Steam" And Captain Fox told the couldn't keep sets aril Margaret Asnip. soldiers! von. Thom." I ytir h, Rowlands December 17 other way (?) 0, you Tuesday, ambitious enough to read this far : : contributed of San- (Personal to whoever is Fairfield :...,,. E. H. Sprague, Prof. pledge Delta Delta Delta if they will have him, lie said he'd kin play and also STAR REPORTERS going to itary Eng., on "Work of the published this, so watch the Cmgers for further developments.) •';ii.iring The In11, Richard Trimble. this year—but Moo.( oat Maine Planning Board" Well, this ends this little effort for we'll be back in cv, the neu December Santa is good to y'all. Wednesday, 18 Hope a delightft REPORTERS Frank J. Lewand and Eugene •Iesiting of f Catherene Russell, Milditd Ditivithinec, 55 Melder, of the Department of in GrunirD, Priscilla Haskell, Adrict., ing as it was two years ago, is question- example of Williston, Bernice Yetint•tr. Economics, will discuss "Old Thorn, M •rgar et majority. and housini Age Security in the United able, but at least it is still a Faculty Notes •c those who ;s1-:ructit fails, CUB REPORTERS States" And what of the minority, most part, Dr, Arthur E. Jensen conduct.- ;Icciare the Celia I 0/75.22, 5)11 is 1..,,hen. Rose Eostrell, Thursday, December 19 disapprove or object? For the Charlotte Currie, Lawrence Denning, Edna they have kept reasonably silent and reading quiz last Sunday afterr i'--.. :estined to f: Hastrison,Esther Hilton, Jean Kent. Winifred J. Robert Smyth, Assoc.Prof. it 2.1,2r2,2- Shan bothered with politics at arl, they . iearly that Lamb. Marlon of Poultry Husbandry, on have not read in succession thirteen well known Faith Shesong, Mail be sure, Jews, Com- at their ow "Poultry Raising in Maine in have fared well. To short poems or selections fridn lonee7 1945" munists, and Radical Socialists have fared ones, inviting his hearers to set :nterser, a BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Friday, December 20 badly, and have very little to look iiirward names (if such as thee could id, • • Maxwell Anders( Business Manager George A. Clarke, '36 pre- Advertising Manager James W. Haggett, '35 Roger Levenson, Editor of to in Nazi Germany, because (if the the end he read the names of in :-%11(111, for And Eldridge, '38 Circulation Manager Merrill The Maine Campus, on vailing political philosophy and racial and authors quoted. I • :i•ve this pla: Asst. Circulation Mgr Robert Harvey,' Andrew Carnegie "Campus News of the Week" theories. + running on NDREW CARNEGIE accumulated during the first part of his life one ( Note: These programs will of Jewish shop-keepers N1r. NN'alter R. Whitney elite' • out in a Address all business correspondence to the A of the world's largest fortunes, and during the last part The treatment correspondence succeeded his Isime. Sunday Business Matiager; all crIther continue throughout the In giving moat of it away, so that he died a comparatively poor man. offers an interesting parallel to NRA in afternoon, b fidsof an unjus to the Editor in-Chief. Carnegie and Carnegie students %On) are interested Entered as second,cians matter at the post Christmas Recess with the the Corporation of New York. which he our own country—for in both cases the in • iscent perhaps of established in 1811 to continue his benefactions, office, Orono, Maine. exception of the Campus have devoted approxi- appeal is to patriotism. A short while for the R,ii.crt C. Ilandet Prize -• case) on the jud Subscription: $100 a year. mately f80.000,000 to colleges and universities. will not More than 200 American act play writing this year. At the 7 Printed at the University Press, Broadcast which be educational institutions shared in this distribution. In addition. Carnegie ago. in hundreds of cities and towns in ju,tly convicted Orono, Maine. presented again until Friday, spent more than sso.000.eoo in library construction work. States, from firm not ing he and Professor Bricker flior of M. C. A. Many of his the United to buy a uho was a witne Office on the third the other grants were for popular education and Reirintifir robonroh Building. Tel. Extension SI January 10. A complete displaying the Blue Eagle was to brana students some helpful suggesti..11 but did not dare schedule of broadcasts for oneself as a slacker, as an unpatriotic ing the contest. the underworld) this period may be obtained (itizen who was putting his own welfare grmpingly presen Bangor.) Prnfessor Ellis completed this vv., - Let Us Think! MINK!! from WLBZ, before that if his country; it even hap- 1

. Meets Girl is good comedy- -'sic SS you in•-wp Ow tobacco. No bIttan lingoes at you rtrach Ise • Had, awn the last ens, e hest c•f the year. It has, al- (loomed lit, Tto Amor ic•r, Trbooro Cowan :gh vastly different, taken the place "here Men On A Horse which has -!xli a (IA-mg ran this season. The 1111ALIFtosD' HALF •,ns in Boy Meets Girl are exceed- .e funny and the audience from be- REPAIRING 'it to end is convulsed with laughter. EXPERT W TCH ,39 The 84e Pipe -To-Oacca '.• Night of January 16/h is interest- Wrist \\ • ' C-‘stal, Fitted ti a dramatic experiment. It is FOR PIPE OR CIGARETTE THE MAINE CAMPUS

suggested that this was perhaps in keep- R.O. T. C. Question RECORD Mrs. Lamson Speaks ing with their serious attitudes toward OFF THE their country. She told of the fireside Is Debated by SLID Y. W. groups of students which used to meet Mi On China to By Donald Mayo at their home. It was astonisning As a preliminary to an address to be House Mother I. Owner Of Lamson, in a sets hear their keen criticisms of the defects Dorsay snatches the fallen Dorsay Brothers baton and Porade.. Mrs Herbert D delivered before the Maine SLID next Unique Collodion Jimmy manner, told of the activities of the United States, in particular. The ii tuneful confession, I'm a Gambler. The ingenious tyn charming Thursday evening, on the suhject of melody masters in Several Ii China and the serious students talked of our hideous automo- the distinct's,. Dorsay trumpets recommend the piece. D. of the Y. W. in militarism in education. bs Mr. Frank Semeaders love's optimism and Chinese students toward bile deaths, alcoholism, kidnapping, and By Ernest piece that introdueee drummer Ray McKinley who .rbliges st.'us attitudes of the Clelland. anti-R. 0. T. C. professor of Stomp is a rhythm the unclean politics. They remarked Elephants—yes a whole herd of them Jimmy's sax solo flight. His solos the problems of "New old China" at our de- a rhythmical tattoo that builds into salmi rt the Bangor Theological Seminary, a of our fraternity meeting of the Current Events that "we are so well equipped yet we live —are quartered in one run, in a beginners esercise book. Don't go far for 1k.ti first bate on the subject will be held by the studied as the scale Balerome Sun- ineffectively. houses on the Maine campus. And to l'hi K, group, Monday at 4:15 in S. this eve- number. (Decca 61.17) SLID as part of it, meeting kept in the matron's Si.si was introduced by MaleIle The next Current Events meeting will top it off, they're parlor. ning, to be held at 7:30 in the M C. A. Sig Ashworth, chairman of this program. Monday, February the tenth at room! batons the Clambake Seven through the rhythmical rigo C. be held • Thomas Lynch, who is not a member Brother Tummy ill shunt have the pro- 4:15 in Balentine Sun Parlor. I)r. F. Probably by now you realize that said Carlo in the moo approved swing manner with frols "The students seem to of the organization. has been invited to of thie Night in Monte !Ii inse very much on their Faye Wilson will speak on Current Nalw• elephants belong to Mrs Edith Mc- sax swirl background. Tommy's nimble trumpet and luseou, blems of China argue the negative of the question, "Re- brasses against a • •t, Ilance cares rest Esento Elva Cseszins i, the chairman Collum (known informally as "Mr,. prize in The Day You Got Away. Tommy D. hearts." In cumpansun, our solved, That the R. O. T. C. should be Edyth Wright's vocal snagsthe .iiid his "chiki-like has been matron at the S. squabble with the best boys. singularly highti, is us in of this meeting. eliminated from the curriculum oi the Mac") who seems to have come out of the family -Lino at their house for the oast eleoen years America." Many are in despair high schools and colleges." Ruth Good A. E. to als.. know that they cowury's condition. Some are turtling member of the SLID, will present And you probably /ife has been toe-taPPing to recently introduced "lam Maine Grad Promoted win, a elephants .V..tei York night Communism; however, its methods C4USC are all quiet, harmless little Forem at in the new school is Joe the case for the affirmative on the ques- 'versatile four-man swing units. Venial: Mid Mrs, motivat- .1 oLL , .116 ,, ti - 1 Mone and almost everything imaginable— them to halt. A great man) art Alicia is invited to atted this made of glass chime rim introduces Tap Room Blues, and . tion. Everyone is his wild fiddle. A wine Waal ideals of Christianity. The word a member of the class of '34, has recent- from china to paper, and from ivory clarinet. The ed by meeting to-night and to participate m the shake that breaks down into a melancholy companion pi.. I \Hine du service is often on their lips. ly been appointed District Supervisor of crystal. the tone depth discussion which is to follow the debate Mystery. The mystery is hsqe four men can get and the versa. 4.1 G fellowship th. Bangor area for women's work and announced. a new visitor at S. A. E. a cor- the time double in the The students enjoy much and in Which, it has been To of breaks that they do. The mystery and last chorus .isa oald Kilg rural resettlement. When she graduated Mrs. Mac to with their professors. Mrs. Lartikai everyone should feel free to enter. dial invitation is given by up the Party. Recommi sided. ECOrionliCi Department Joe's violin breaks front the Home Professor Clelland made the head- see her collection. As you go to her she obtained a posi- of this University, fall as a consequence of his door, s011 will first see a brass elephant- lines last lyrical favorites are plattered toe Decca under the able Latin tion as Dietitian at the Eastern Maine waiting to he used. The Two in conflict with the Bangor School Board head knocker Breeze out-smoothes Lombardo and :• Hospital. She left this posi- Garlser. / Feel Like a Feather iii the General over the matter of compulsory drill at majority of the "herd" is interestingly assunie her appoint- for good measure a delightfully intimate Bennett vocal and a staccatto tru 4 , tion as Dietitian to School. This fight along a generous wall shelf the Bangor High arranged Tin Shooting Iligh is a brisk swinger that empha-.o, I 1,, \\al ki ment a, District SupervOor here in one side trio. On the flip-over awakened wide interest and various which extends across most if i\ :iieth Ire! Bangor. Garber's okay trumpets. church groups passed resolutions assur- of the room. .lie, Barb Ilem ing Prof. Clelland of their support. TI:: what you will see: well over Here is Ray Noble has uo,red two Old Testament jazz numbers, Dinah and 13112.t '- • . Peggy case was taken up in court, but the de- a hundred little elephants in all color, Frazier Rag. Need there be more said! The former starts with sax-piano ad-libbm cision was against Prof. Clelland. varying in size from a half-inch high to includes everything Id. John •works up into a lather of arrangement that except Radio C Ii '(antle, foot and a half high. There are little a itself. 1/i,' latter gives breaks to everyon..- in the orchestra with top honors . Huff, 1.)1 PERSONALS brooze ones and big bronze ones; anther to the drummer. He clips everything except Ray Noble'h scraggly mustache. s, I Sira S elephants and ivors elephants; celluloid. Is ester; it by all means. Mr. Charles E. Crossland and Philip J. crystal, jade, wood, china, porcelain, . rattles Mtn ca%itt, lOiwkway, npresenting the Alumni As- pearl, hisque, papier-mache. glass, pot- Two splendid Walk-rings, Spreadin Rhythm 'Round and I've got my fingers Evelyn sociation of the University of Maine, at- tery, soap, paper, cloth, and brass ele Crossed (Victor 25211) will tickle the tune palate of rhythm lovers. Fats' precise Smith, tended the eighth annual conference of pliants! Ruth l'ag and his genial vocals put this in the recommended class. Fats Waller the American Alumni pianology ii-ti District 1. f That list seems to include everything writer, broke into the musical limelight as song progressed to a much demai . -ti w: Council held at the Continental Hotel, make elephant, one could think of to arrangir. He has never had an orchestra of his own, but use the CBS stu . . I larold Cambridge, Mass., on Jantrary 23 and 25. with. And besides representing a wide • • • • gang playing his own arrangements. Five foot seven and two-hundred and iHe sizes and Pris range of miniature elephant odd pounds, the wonder is how his pudgy fingers can span the chords and ea- a Marjorie Thompson of Balentine Hall -building materials. NlacWI miniature elephant the keyboard in the manner that they do. is entertaining Roberta Curley of Pem- - .10.'1'11; Nal this fine collection em shies nearly every ****** .L11104(.11; Ric broke College, of Pembroke, R. I., this shade of the rainbow. Satchel-mouth Armstrong wraps his spacUnis lips over the trumpet and tears \1111 1) week. Your curiosity may be aroused to I ally, Mi down a chorus of Treasure Island, mallows the instrument and chants a chorus I ouise H; individual personalities of know some of Ilis mediocre orchestra snatches a bit and Louis comes back to show the boys th,- -gins; W Louise Sleeves, Queen of last year's Let's take a look. A these elephants. tozy in. Red Sails in The Sunset is a feeble orchestration in which a brown ' Richard winter carnival and prominent member fellow about a foot II 'as. A handsome bronze rhythm unit vainly attempts smoothness. These numbers are not for Arnistronr, ELECT YOURS if the All-Maine Women, has returned and a half high standing haughtily on a I lelene BI S or otherwise. to the campus for the spring semester. vocally I hail:mum AT chest of drawers first strikes your eye. !,- Santairti She spent the last semester in California. And sitting near him is a fat little brass s : Edvy • • • • DISC AND DATA: Check to Check is the present London rage .. . -grown Elden V elephant holding up his much over Decca has signed Red Norvo whose swing rhsslae ' o 33 Main Street Beverly Rand visited the home of his holds the top spot here . lilt,in, It, ears. been New York's gossip . . Moon Over Miami is the only piece that Po HARDWARE and VARIETY Telephone 95 Orono, Maine parents in Sherman Mills over the week- elephant" is re- The fabled "white Roosevelt requested be played on his birthday hall broadcast . Mike Rs:, , „ Hela end. in several sizes and shapes 31-37 Mill St I iron°, Maine presented Ed Farley, authors of The Marie Goes 'Round and 'Round, refused to pot' • -- McCollum's collection; and [Iota l'i obi among Mrs. gether during a Chicago stop-off on their way to Hollywood to do a picture • elephants lying down which are : 1'1 iii fortna here are featuring their song . Casa Loma band will replace Ray Noble in Radio laughing, from all appearances, althotign early in March ... Cab Calloway is hatoning for the WEAF Shell program at '0 V spectator hears no s..und. There ale oinsisti the P. M. Saturdays ... polka-dotted elephants, if you can ima- Ianie Ral gine. what one looks like! There's also \lis.s Alici highly because they are heirlooms from one standing anxiously under a palm PERSONALS • 'II. • 'tati chess set. tree waiting for the cocoanuts to drop. a . oid Neil S Here and there in the room can be When Mrs. McCollum came to S. A. Gustavus MacLaughlin and Clare:. Ferris, I seen an elephant pin cushion, pin tray, E. some eleven years ago she had only Keegan have returned from Dyer • ,115 Were: coat hanger, pillow. and teapot. There SIX elephants. Since then her collection where they spent several days after ex- '..11rIte. au seems to be no end to which elephants ha, grown by haps and bounds, all of aminations. • • • • can be used. them having been given to her as gifts, silbraith, Mrs. McCollum has two very old hand mostly from members of S. A. E. and Roger Levenson went to Greeno Ross. carved ivors elephants which she prizes other friends. Sunday where he assisted Stuart Me-' • - those p in broadcasting Snow Train events .. I hinithy I • • • • iuug ; F John Averill and Ralph NI lit011 vi . I Lives, E in Lewiston over the week-end. .\ Am E • • • • ' 1:oswel Joe stellar enit in the 1134 ill \V. football line-up, has returned tii Ildridge. F.Inora Sa His football services promise to he ,•? great worth during the 1936 season Ralph Sh, • • • • .1 eathers, • -end sinail, I.uo James Norwood spent the week I neille Si visiting in Machias. •oaliy .,‘ TT ;

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THE AUTHENTIC i'r I 'creio f WIDE - SPREAD l'esper COLLAR .:41 Christ il the Vt. at 4:15 Fashion reporters scri — Christn . the rnemb "White stiff collars worn with ! the Univer DOOM white or red shirts are go- Christmas t Junior ing places this season." egresgation • Preside: Storchefl collars ore With the college man in mind, • oken for ( ill Reel Arrow presents KENT, the new coming hock. Try this Crot AMPUS leaders have adopted the new and fashionable wide-spread Suppe "boy" in the new and foshionahle C Edgeworth family—Edge- starched collar. Admittedly not Be Held worth Jr. Although wide-spread DL of Edgeworth Jr. entered for cunipus wear — but a re- "-trim., sum the a (, colleges only few months ago, the new, SHIRTS quisite for your weekend social Lent model, designed ff-campti light, free-burning tobacco for both pipes and and TIES engagements, Wednesday lk particularly for young a ill be sui cigarettes is already "tops" in every class. • tree. Made by & TO B men. Each 25( Larus Bro. Co., Richmond, Va. who a Tobacconists since 1877. should ..f the he aster, Fie CORM COO PIPE CLUE OP vuitouvia. Crowned, fun. 11:ston, or edne.der roghis at 905' (5. 5 1 i tner NEC Blur nctsork .1, t trod. E.dmiood. Va. (Pacific Coast: KF1, KM). K OM() k , AIN Patronize0 THE MAINE CAMPUS 3 Military Ball Brings Fall Social Season To Its Climax

ad Parades h:s molts lyric; Several Informals And Victrola Parties I r piece. Elizabeth Story Chosen Honorary Lieutenant mho obhges with' Held Last Saturday By Social Groups solos souni Colonel Of ROTC; 200 Couples Dance

o far J...i tilts Phi Kappa Sigma Sigma Alpha Epsilon To Hughie Conner's Famous Band ii a Sigma was host to many Feature numbers by the orchestra at nical awl alumni at its fall rushing and intermission were the highlights of Sig- By Jeanette MacKenzie and .1 Archie E. Phinney, Major with ma Alpha ansi Mu s. Victor G. 'haiku, Captain and frolisktii; s house party Saturday night. Epsilon's fall infiirmal Satur- Adrienne Thorn set and iusc,u, day evening. On FridaN evening, ISneembes• h, the Mrs. Alonzo P. Fox, Mr. and Mrs. Har- .1, danced to the music of Perky Over forty couples attend- Scabbard and Blade irate' nit', presented ry D. Watson, and Dr. George W. Small. Tomms ti his t'innmanders and Were ed. their alllll rat Military Ball in the Memori- The outlllll hire for the dance was: Jo- , of ice Mr. and Mrs. James Moreland, Dr. al Gymnasium. Over 200 couples danced seph Galbraith, Jr., chairman. Francis S. and punch during inter- George W. Small. and Mrs. Edith Mc- to the music of Mashie Connor anti his Dexter, Maxim J. Dowd, and Donald 'cl "Jam Bami.r, Collum chaperoned. The committee con- Original Yankee Network Band of Bos- Washington. Foe Venutti sisted of Joseph MacCaron, chairman; and Mrs. Stanley Wallace, Mr. sti iiiilig.erw..ith Irene O'Keefe as the Blues Mrs. Hauck was lovely in plum crepe Blues, and Hamlin Gilbert, Norman Thompson, Ed- \Villiam Kenyon, and Mrs. with fuschia velvet trim, while Mrs. lipattion win Stromberg, and John Bessom. twee a \Hine chaperoned. The commit- Featuring the shield of the Scabbard Cloke wore a beautiful shade of midnight id the versatthty of tiordini Raymond, chair- Attending were: Lawrence Severy, and Black the decorations treated an blue velvet. Mrs. Corbett was in strik- Mrs. Edith McCollum; Edwin last chorus and ; sniald Kilgour, John Gowen, Webster, ing dark grtvii velvet, and Alcott in Phyllis Hamilton; Harry Crabtree. Phyl- effts-tive military atmosphere. The walls Mrs. lis Phillips; Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Mc- were hung with banners and bordered exquisite rose beige lace. Mrs. liuskea those attending were: Donald Eachern ; Mr. and Mrs. Richard Chase; With the military colors. Varieties of looked charming in pale blue satin, and Brown; Charles Lowe, Roger Hutchins, Marguerite le baton of Ias .. Evelyn Davis; Jerold guns on display were an added interest. Mrs. I:WC was very smart in navy velvet. Itamery ; Robert Brown, Pearl George Roundy, Barbara Brown; Hinckley. Diana Hight; George Eleanor Reid; Emery Wescott, Carolyn 'do and Nor- Harrison, Janet Fraternity booths were placed on two Mrs. Watson's royal blue velvet was t. 1)avid Trafford, Marjorie man Thompson, Marion Dunbar; Ernest Bishop; Raynor Brown. Lothrop; Harold Lord. Alice Crowell; Virginia Gordon; John Fogarty, taccatto trutnixt . i>tirdon Raymond, Marjorie Saunders, Ruth Goodwin; Alvin Heald, Pauline Enoch Cook. Thelma Poulin; Craig Cam- sides of the hall. stunning. Forrestall, Rachel Car- Sylvia Bridges; Edmund Gordon; Eldridge Woods, Josie Naylor ; eron, Ruth Kimball; Thomas Reed, Joan During intermissiein the presentation As Phyllis Hamilton presented the that emphas:.es biward Abbott, Marion Tedford Ireland, Don- Woodman; Edwin Blaisdell. Margaret Ashe; Er- Cox; Prof. and Mrs. Dwight B. De- l:, iineth Helen Raye; Stromberg, Marguer- litig of the rank of honorary lieutenant-colonel commission to the new honorary lieuten- Barbara Lancaster; Harold ite Avery; Jack Bessom. Claire Saunders; Arland meritt. Charlotte King; Peabody, Dorothy Mosher to Elizabeth Story of the junior elass ant-colonel, the two brunettes made a Henrietta Cliff; Kenneth Irving Laurin, Irene Merrill; ; Ralph Lloyd Buckminster, Bernice Buckmin- William Hawkes, Cora Sharon; Willard Crane, was made. The following 15 new mem- lovely picture. Miss Hamilton looked m and Bugle Call •• :ss Peggy Owen; Dana Drew, Hunnewell, Norma Lueders; John Miller, ster; Edward Littlefield, Velma Colson; 1 anise Ohnesorge. Frank Clark, Violet bers of Scabbard and Blade were also charming in a simple cerise gown of to ad-libbino and • le Frazier; Eric Kelley, Betty Norma Sprague: Richard Wooster, Hel- Colson; Fred Spence, • ,1.1; John Gowell, June Good; en \\*ouster ; Hall Ramirez. Eleanor Stev- Roger Burke. Beatrice Cummings; Edith Graffam. Delta Tau Delta matron; presented: Norman Carlisle, Elwood moire taffeta. and Miss Story's silver rcept Radio City Veague, Margaret Hinkley; enson: Swen Hallgren. Skippy Hayes; Newell Wilson, Maxine Heilman; Rob- Robert Cabeen, Eileen Cassidy; Winslow Bryant, Howard Stagg, James Dow. Leo and black taffeta was a perfect comple- op honors yomg ert Baker, Margaret Hinkley ; George Smith, Louise Michaud; Nelson Rokes, fluff, Parkman; Herbert Malvern Helen Hanson; Nor- Murphy. Robert Murphy, Allan Duff, ment to her dark hair and eyes. sira Stacey; Mr. and Mrs. man I/ay. Claire Saunders: Brian Mader, Lucy Cobb; James Dow. Bernice Mary Wallace; William Mongovan, 11111Slai . Gr Pendle- Thomas Houghton. Tlw other candidates were also beauti- Ivester ; Roderick Elliott, Ruby ton, Marie Folsom; Page West, Josephine ; J,ilin Porter, Ethel 'tingle; Phyllis 11eCormier. Edward Stewart, Jame, Morrison, .‘udrey Bishop; Campbell; Ralph Smith, Marguerite Elwood Bryant, Betty Sullivan; Norman Richard Bither, Elizabeth Ring ; Loins Raymond Dunlevy, John Getchell, John fully gowned. Nlargaret Thayer wore Leavitt, Barbara Lancaster ; Rob- Benjamin; Albert Toner, Maxine Held- Carlisle. Kay Bunker ; Robert Hussey, Prahar. Betty Knotts; Robert Schoppe, %Muni, Robert Nivison, Ricliard Berry, black velvet with an unusual capelet of Fiigg. got my finqers lire'', Evelyn Adriance. man. Mary Flynn; Frederick Mills, Betty Seth Williams, Edward Brarmann, and gold sequins. Hope Wing was smart in Douglas 1Vishart, rs. Fat,' precise wr Smith, Betti Bruce; Donald Andrew Patterson, Jr.. 1)orothy Brown; Blanche Holman; Sharp; Walter Butterfield. Yvonne Pote- Martin McD4imiugh. blue chiffon with a blue and salmon Morris Rucker, Norman Waddingtein, Stephany Plazan- naude; William Ward, Betty Clough: ss. Fats Wallcr Ruth Pagan; Robert Loveless, Amy Wood; William In the receiving line were: Dr. and Grecian drape. Carol Stevens looked Thorn; Francis Bradbury, Clifford. _ban Eales; Theodore Ladd. liov,ard Stagg. Carolyn Brown; Hiram Smith, Lynn Parkman : Robert much dern,,i a-tow ; Donald Kelley, Edna Louise Ohneseirge; Mr. Murphy, Helen Leonard Litchfield. Evelyn Trott ; Ed- Boynton, Beth Trott; Richard Crocker, NI is. Arthur .N. Hauck, Dean and Mrs. striking in a white crepe dress adorned the CBS studio Harold Webb, Elizabeth Sto- McKenney ; Philip Temple, Mildred Wal- ward Larrabee, Josephine Greetw; John Iota (;ray. Paul Choke. Ikan and Mrs. Lamert S. only with straps and a back-panel of Clark. Mary Whitman; Ernest Frost, undred and fifty sl White, Georgia "Faylor ; Har- tim; Clarence Place, Eunice Gale; Rich- Robert Allen, Mts. Anne L. Webster, Ciirbett, Ciihmel and Mrs. Riibert K. Al- black velvet. ! ard Thomas, Barbara Grace; Ruth Fuller ; Ilarry Saunders, Ann Buck ; Kappa Sigma matron; Charles Dexter, urds and ii Priscilla Tondreau; James Philips cascade NiacWhinnie; Ralph Higgins, Folsom, Elizabeth Gruginskis; Fred Wa- Herschel Bricker, Ruth Crosby, Rose Whitmore; Joseph Mullets Made terhouse. Niede Sawyer; I) ,mialil Kilgour, Barbara Lancaster ; line Frazier; Lyndon Keller, Edna Har- s,born; Nathan Fellows, Jr., Paul- Frederick Pat- speak upott "Jane Addams: A Modern Richard Thomas, Barbara terson. Priscilla Backrach; Frank Park- Kenneth Johnstone. Peggy Owen: James rison; Russell Bartlett, I.ucy French; Methodist Episcopal Church Bean. Rita NiacWhinnie: Charles Cain, Helene Diehl; Lincoln Joan of Arc." Her story, her mind and 'impel and tear; \lasim Dowd, Janet Campbell; er. Eileen Brown; John McDougall, Ro- Arnold 'eague. Sunday, Dee(10..1 13 sell van. Louise Hastings; William Veague. Mar- Fish. Helen Buker ; Thomas Lees, Mar- spirit, her achievement. '• idly. Mary Spencer; Arnold 10:30 "Glorified Gifts,- a W..m ship chants a chorus. ,atise Hastings; Elvin Gilman, jorie. Thionpson; liar, l I WoesIbury, i(trie Young: Bruno Gohibski, Mary- Palestrina's ".Adoramus Te" will be Ifenrietta Cliff : Donald Hale Sutton; John Sealey, Gild- Service and White Giving Pr. gram. A mu• the boys the —sins; Wayne Merrill, Barbara Sigma Nu Vic Party lklayo. Ruth Jane given by Fellowship Choir. Solo by Mr. Pagan; David White. Georgia Taylor; smith ; lohn Murray, Bertha ht irden; Moving Synthesis of Christmas Music Leh a brOWn !rop Richard Fuller, Winnie Lamb; Sigma Nu entertained at a vic party James Miwrison, Mrs. Mildred Alline, Lionel Italie, Regina Littlefield; Ralph and Drama. If possible, bring some gift, brief meeting at the usual time and place, for ,drorsrercisq, sllows, Angelo Ward; Edward Helene Blom; Stanley Titcomb, Saturday evening. - Dr. and Mrs. High- Phi Kappa Sigma matron; Richard Lunt, Guppy, Betty Gruginskis. wrapped in white, clothing. toy, Ism& or William J. Cupp. The Wenn- Rosalie. Fellows. David Abbott, Estelle Wes- en's Triii will sing an Old English Lulla- Itrumniond: Foster Higgins, lands and Dr. and Mrs. A. C. Andrews Blanchard; 111,,IleY. The proceeds will be used for Sanborn; Richard Lunt, Rosa- Adelbert Wakefield„Nlice Campbell; ley Judi:ins, Mildred Dauphince; Norton chaperoned. Relief in 144 OM). by. ••a ; Edward Hayes, Charlotte John Gowen, June Good; Robert Fuller, Keene, Elizabeth Jordan; Glenn Torrey, i rage ... Alone 'Mist. All women students are especially in- 1,1den Ward. Betty Mitchell; present included Charliitte Cur- Evelyn Adriance; Roderick Elliott, Ruby Sally Pike; Donald Piper. Rena Allen; 7 :00 Chit istmnas Cantata, "Tiw Story wing rhythm has Ildion. Betty ilinnans. rie. Russell Springer; Jeanette McKen- Black ; Maxim Dowd, Janet Campbell; I.ester Smith, Elizabeth Mitchell; John of Bethlehem," by Spence. Presented by vited. that Presi,le. • Diinahl Huff. Phyllis Diuntre; Robert Barnard. Ernestine Andrews; Arnold :e zie, Russell Judd; Helen Philbrook. the Adult Vested Choir, augmented for The Young People*. Club will have a . Mike Riley a:..; Bela Theta l'i Loveless, Adrienne Thorn; Ralph Hig- Hook. Margaret Hall; Fred Judkins. Frank Chapman; Mary Bowler, Donald gins, Jean Sanborn; Foster Higgins, Barbara Whittridge; Clark Kuney, Alice the occasion. Twenty-five voices. brief meeting at the usual time and pace, fused to pose to- 1Theta Pi ribserved "amateur night" Adams; Shirley Robbins, Keith Bates.; Jeannette Sanborn; Donald Favor, Eve- 11 ills. Mrs. Wilbur Park. Director ; Professor for the traditional lighting of the Vide do a picture L! :.111 informal dance, Saturday eve- Clarke :rant, Otis Hanson; Mary lyn Brown. Lucian Scamman. Mrs. Ada King. Phi harry Smith, Organist. Log and a bit of Christmas festivity, go- de in Radio Ilawkes. Gardner Peterson; Nancy Hen- Eugene \Vakely. Dorothy Estes; Low- Mu Delta matron; Albin Bell, Gladys ing 'afterward to the Christmas Concert Colwell; Carroll program at'+ flings, Paul ell \Veston. Hope Wing ; Richard Berry, Parker. Faith Shesong; Christmas Concert and Reading at the St. John's UniVersa- . oonsisted of special numbers Winslow; Laura Chute, Albert Owens, Virginia Twombley ; Fran- Margaret Litz; Roswell Averill, Char- in the Universalist Church list Church. , Janie Ratified, Robert Nfarcion- George Hills; Erma Taylor, Douglas lotte Miller; George S. Williams. June cis Jones. Elizabeth Doble; Edwin Bates, Sunday, December 15, at 7:30 ,! Alice Collins, siings; Low- Thompsim; Dorothy Cann, Darrel Cur- Clement ; Joseph Galbraith. Ella Rowe; Barbara Corbett; Alan Corbett, Hilda Robert Nivison. Lee Blackington; Ken- Scott; I.cslic Hutchings, Barbara Her- l'ome and enPiy an evening entirely de- AU ii. imitation of the Russian rie; Betty Reid, Philip Plummer; Helen Holman. Philip Gregory; Joan Averill, neth Leathers, Dorothy Cronin. tels. cided to enhaiwing the Christmas spirit. .c id Neil Sawyer, Tib Parkman, Ikverly Rand, Mrs. Carrie Blanchard. Ralph Farris. Ralph Sharrett. Janet Richey ; Lauress Hear and sing Christmas carols which in and Clare:. ' Ferris, tap dance. Parkman. Lucille Bell; Clark Kuney, Phi Eta Kappa matron; Edward Stuart, will In ing back the beautiful, unquestion- 'ran Dyer Bro.,k .Slice Collins; George Oldreive, Josephine Dinanhy Cann; Howard Shaw, Corrine ,.115 were: Prof. and Mrs. Walter Pella Tau Della "Vic- Mayo; Gilbert Ellis, Octavia Sanders; ing confusion of childhood days with 441PrikNerii, al days after ex- Campbell; Robert Bramhall, Elizabeth and Prof. and Mrs. Her- Gardner ; Robert Kirkland. Dorothy Da- Jack Higgins. Frances Jewell; George Santa Clans and Fairy Stories and the ORONO klta Tau Delta entertained at a vie MacLellan. Gertrude Titcomb: Wood- 1 saloon. The committee was: vis: Arnold Spavin, Eleanor Brisciie. wonderland of early imagination. • ,albraith, Robert Nivison, 'and party Saturday evening, with Mrs. Graf- ford Brown, Pauline Calvert ; Kenneth Fri. and Sat., I kr. 13-14 Thomas Houghton, Ruth Todd; John Miss Marion Hatch will CT, fain as chaperon. Parsons, Virginia Palmer; Oliver Eld- inspire you t to Green; Averill. Martha Chase; Leonard Gaetz, ridge. Barbara Harlow. "TOP HAT" Louise with cello solos: Mrs. Noyes with her rell Stuart M.-. - those Among those present were Blanche Mary Pendell; Otis Hanson, Herschel O'Connell, Dorothy Sawyer ; also latest issue "MARCH OF present were: Eugene Grant ; Russell Judd, Jeannette Mac- violin and Miss Margaret flintier with events. sirothy Estes ; I Jived! Hillman. Paul Woods; Mary Wallace. Charles Kenny. Frances King; Frank 'rain Weston, Kenzie; George Hill, Alfreda Tanner; her delightful soprano voice. TIME" • \\iig : Douglas Parker, Gena Nelson Kokes; Eileen Cassidy, Robert Peaslee. Louise Hinman; James Hunter, Franklin Chapman. Charlotte Currie; Ruth Thurston; Robert Chittick. Ann W. Ellis Davies, hard Berry, Margaret Litz Cabeen; Diana Hight, Chester Smith; Gates; widely known for his Mum and Tues., Dec. 16-17 sh Norton vs s William Yeaton. Mary Donald Hogan; Merton Sumner, Marion Kiszo- I laves, Ethel 'tingle; Atwood Katherine Rowe, and Mrs. impersonations of Dickens characters will r, Edward Wood; Velma Adams. Mary Bowler; Mr. nak; Philip Peterson, hi lx' Knight ; Will Rogers' last picture rek-end. Arm Eliasson ; Jack Higgins, Moreland; Walter Davis, Peggy bring to yilu the fans'us story of 1, ; Colson, Edward Littlefield; Viola Colson, James John Bennett, Margaret Hauck. Dick- "IN OLD KENTUCKY" • George Oldreive, Phyl- Thayer. P,- \cell Averill. Alice Crow- Frank Clark. K. Stanford Blake. Marguerite Clou- ens, ''A Christmas Carol," with dramatic end in the KU \V. Butler, June Clement; Edwin Webster. Phyllis Hamilton; tier; Wendell Brewster, Madeline Stew- interpretations of Scrouge and other Wed., Dec. lit Harry Crabtree. Phyllis Phillips; Mr. turned to sci SI,Iridge. Mary Bearce; Lester Final Y.W.C..4. Music Recital art ; Ace Lane, Priscilla French; Rich- characters in time story, Warner Oland in Hisira and Mrs. Joseph McEachern; Mr. and ard Braley. Lucy Nichols; Lester Mey- promise to be Savage; William Hilton, To Bp Presented Tomorrow iiirme and catch the Christmas spirit. "CHARLIE CHAN IN mans; Manion Jennings, Anita Mrs. Richard Chase; Norman Thompson, ers, Elizabeth Schiro; Robert Ferro, seasiin. Marion Dunbar ; William Hunnewell, Cynthia Rogers; Robert Salisbury, Vir- Everybody is cordially invited. Admit- SHANGHAI" 1936 Ralph Sharrett, Janet Ritchie; The final music recital in the series Leathers, Dorothy Cronin; Norma Lueders; Hall Ramirez, Helen ginia Webber ; Rowell Orr, Barbara Sion free. Silver collection. An entertaining melodrama with • Lau- sponsored by the Y.W.C.A. will be pre- 1.ucille Bell; Robert Mar- Wooster; Mr. Murphy. Marjorie Chase; Ware; Alan Duff, Hope Cony ; Albert week Laurin, Mrs. Edith McCollum, plenty of tometly and human Id the lin-111e Simpson; Robert Kirk- sented Friday afternoon at 4:10 in Balen- Irving Deiherty. Virginia Maguire. St. John's Universalist Parish S.A.E. matron. interest :othy Davis; Reginald McDon- tine parlors. NVilliam J. Cupp, baritone, Charles Holbrisik, Frances Lannore; Sunday, December 15, at In :30 a.m. Ira Dole, Mrs. Mae McDonough, Gail Robertson, Hester Carter; George . Clough; William Billings, and Harold G. Animas, pianist, graduates Do you know what you want from life? Thurs., Dec. 19 '.1.1]; George Temple, Barbara Lambda Chi Alpha matron; Charles Mac- Calderssiod, Patricia Bell; James Day, of The Eastman School of Music at Lean, Frances Nason; Karl Larson, Margot Sewall; George Brown, Caroline Are you getting what you want? Are you George O'Brien in Rochester. N. V.. are to be the guest ar- Barbara Grace; Ernest Dinsmore, Mere- Day; Robert DeWick. Marjorie Mac- living successfully, abundantly, happily ? iialbraith. Ella Rowe; Robert "THUNDER MOUNTAIN" Jr.. I xe tists. dith I,ewis; Frank Doe, Dorothy Craig; Kinnon; Sidney Briscoe. Margaret We believe you will answer these ques- Illackington; Reginald S114,1,1.'11, Crouse; Frederick Sturgis. Virginia with I Mr. Cupp will sing an Italian Aria, TIsimas Beatrice Lim Hodg- tions differently if yin: hear Rev. W. El- Niroithy Williams; Robert kins; Lewis Edwards, Ethel Mac Cur- Nelson; Gordon Fay, Carol Stevens; Barbara Fritchie, frtim novel by Elizabeth Gardner; Richard Strauss lis Davies' a group of German numbers by rier; Richard Healey, Jane Foss; John t'arl Oxner, Carolyn Currier ; Fred Beck, sermon on "The Use of Free.. , Ruth Barton; Paul McDonnell, Zane Grey and several Christmas selections; also, Get -hell. Frances Austin; Ralph Hayes, Marguerite Avery. (14 \ tar;s Henry Marcionette. lid - ; .1 Dow, Bernice .ini Thy Harp by Woodman, My Lirre- S,111), Miss Margaret 11 en. At the Fri. and Sat., Dec. 20-21 .•, Day, Margaret Sewall; ,lack fy Celia by Munro, and an Old English organ, Mrs. Davies. The Marx Brothers in Ircshinan '1' Holds Chaucer Class Tea Guests Betty Davis; Mr. and Mrs. song. The .S.ailor's Life. Every!, .1',' welcome "A NIGHT AT THE Ili, kett ; harry Adams. Rosemary Mr. Annas is to play several of Chopin's Christmas Party Al Dr. Crosby's Home • OPERA" Merrill Thomas. Louise if ; The Lark by Glinka-Baak- Fellowship Church Ncil Sawyer, Mary Archibald: otills The Freshman "Y- Christmas Party Miss Ruth Crosby was hostess to her and a new Walt Disney islu and Arne,. Rituclie du hen by de Nexi suiutay wit I iw Jaimc S,141111, Ni e - Spa Vin, Eleawir Briscoe; Sidney was held last night at the M.C.A. , Chaucer class Sunday afternoon at her Silly Symphony , Margaret Crouse; Duncan Cot- Falla. menial at Fellowship Church. The min- apartment Orono. While tea was "MUSIC LAND" ... king: I ieuirge Brown. Caroline This recital is free to all women stu- ing. The committee in charge was Mary in ister, Charles NI. II irk Kuney, Alice Collins. dents. Bowler. chairman; Betty Reid. and Julia served, classical music was played on the cr- I 'creitt To Give Moynihan. Kay Hoc-tor entertained with , victrola. Play Alpha ()micron Pi Aluinnae it a delightful reading. Presents, which were Thioe present were Donald Stewart Vespers Program Sunday Entertained by Patronesses exchanged among the guests, were stacked George Weatherby, Jane Stillman, Rai al Christmas program will be Bangor Alunmae chapter of Alpha m the Vesper Service. Sunday an' nod a gaily trimmed Christmas tree. Carroll, Louise Calderwood, Omicron Pi entertained the University of at 4:15 in the I.ittle Theatre. Refreshments of fudge and popcorn were Halle. Brunei Golobski. and Thom]- LIGHT UP! Maine's active chapter and its patronesses, an Christmas play will be pro- served. Churchill. Mrs. J. hi. Ashworth, Mrs. A. C. Andrews .. the members of Deutscher Ver- and Mrs. William C. Wells, at a tea Sun- niversity Chorus will sing The human race has grown a full two Expansion of the University of Michi- EYESIGHT IS A PRECIOUS THING AND SHOULD day afternoon at the home of Mrs. Ed- •mas music as well as lead inches in average height during the last gan graduate school is being made pos- ward L. Herlihy, 159 State Street. RE CAREFULLY SAFEGUARDED WITH PLENTY -1st egation singing. At the sug- ientury. Edith Boyd, University of sible through the recent gift of $5,000,000 The tea was given in honor of Found- Dr. . ! President Hauck a collection Minnesota, reported after extensive re- mitt the trustees of the Horace H. and OF GOOD LIGHT—LIGHT THAT IS PROPERLY Ian or, ers' day. and the alumnae chapter presi- 'Am] for Orono Chapter of the Mary A. Rackharn fund. dent, Mrs. Martin W. Burke, was in gen- -earch. SHADED AND DIFFUSED. an Red Cross. Try this eral charge of arrangements She was assisted by Mrs. Herlihy. and Mrs. Earl kiono61, 'mire Supper Party ASK 10 SEE THE NEW "BETTER LIGHT Be Held By M.C.A. Group Dunham. DJ, of Presiding at the tea table were Miss BET1I R SIGHT- LAMPS NOW ON DISPLAY :4trtas supper party for any girls Estelle Beaupre, state alumnae chairman. HOLIDAY SPECIALS designed m, off-campus is to be held at the and Miss Edith Russell of Old Town. \Vednesday from 5 to 7 p.m. vice-president of the chapter. Ribbon Candy 2 lbs. 39c THE n, young will be supper, games, and a Twenty alumnae and 25 active mem- tree, bers were present at the tea, the univer- Christmas Tree Novelties 5e each 3c11 115c president. who are planning to attend sity chapter being led by its Bangor Hydro-Electric Co. ,-bould speak to one of the Miss Anne Eliasson. I the house committee: Bar- FARNSWORTH'S CAFE -ter, Shannon. Mar- The University of Wisconsin 271,1 "Electric Service frvirn 11 SHIRTS it Florence 11 Brown are two of the few American col- (/eon° COLLARS .0iin, or Mildred Dauphinee. leges which maintain handicraft work- Patronize Our Advertisers shops for their students. TEE MAIIIIE CAMPUS 4 Ficanl Tea for Advanced French Phi kappa Signaas Gain Students To Be Held Wed. EG Is Pri Intramural Volley Title A Peace Poem cc IAN WIAILE • tea for advanced On I • The third French 1 „„„„„ Kappa Sigma emerged victor in a will be given in are ROAMS Phi By Jacob Rohman students of oral French Judge: Vuu accused BURNS rnbin in win the Intramural sulky round Balentine Wednesday, December 11. At hi ken. Have you any-thing likeart ball troths- last Thursday evening. The of peace It ? I refuse to trade ins life-long dream two meetings Professor Bourcier team. consisting of Lord. Wind- the first I Phi Rap Fia• any schemer's offer of release. the discussion Phi Gam: took it for a Lot Kinnear. and and Dr. Fundenburg led in REUNION IN FLANNELS , bury. Johnstone. Raymond, man is stifled at its birth. Judge: No resemblance Where lust for of sari, us topics of current interest. The V.I. XXXVII Fnrrestall, defeated Phi Eta Kappa in earth. Ten days. every fall And forfeit every hope of peace on attendance at these functions is We used to look torward deciding match. IS-10. 15-4. excellent the refuse! language was going to get in under I e%idencr oi interest in practical to seeing who Three teams. Phi Kappa Sigma, Sigma and there is many a girl fir t--01' Man Winter or the snulless leaders work, and of the opportunity to exchange the wire Nu, and Phi Eta kappa, defending I refuse to be cajoled by oane an old maid because DEPT.. (Bureau of Snow- tii mankind's pleaders; ideas with nur vi•iling proles4(r- from GROUNDS champs, all winners of their respective Whose hearts are alwas • dead night ton soon. - / against hope for a pos- France. lencesi—bnping divisions. played off for the title. In the Whose only goal in life, in life alone • upset in the sober business of run- for a throne. sible first tilt, Phi Kappa Sigma won easily Is to bathe the world in carnage .1nd the German, tenni University but it was beginning John Stinchtield Is Improved; ning a Sigma Nu_ 15-2; 15-2. The latter I refuse! jnkes so the destined to over Will Leave Hospital Soon ait(r English to look as though we were Lining, then played Phi Eta Kappa. again 'las my brother, them. receive our little diploma and pass wear- I refuse to takrup arm, to 15-3; 15-10. another. John stint fitield. 54:/U1.11- out beyind the gates harboring the Who. in turn, is but the tool to kill ily the two been in the Eastern Maine She: "Why do they call that academic life, In the last and deciding match What good the gain if mankind wills to tread defli. who has thi Fil disillusionment bitter risal- for the last seven weeks Ox Road'?" conforms to the same vonner•. continuing a long existing On roads of life where love and life are dead? General Hospital like eversthing else. lab- this ry. squared off in what primed a ckne. suffering from burns sustaimed in a lie: "Because it is such a be- sssternatic. humdrum pattern. But I refuse! * • exciting contest. Phi Kappa Sigma. king nratnry explioinn. is reported entirely out • • it • year things were different! The "Old afflicted with "runner-up-itis." shook the I refuse to trade the wisdom of our sages danger and able to see visitors at any The height of impossibility - Authi caught the Bureau napping, and of Man" "ver their op- For all this planet's gold—the curse of ages; keeping his gut just watch- maladj and won decisively time. cleaner mind out nf what a whale of a kick we knave Will] inents to lake ItIC title. Nor give myself to any ruthless Because of the large area of skin de- ing the boys standing out there knee-deep 1 So he can make our world a living grave. stroyed. Stinchfield's recover) has been in ..now fumbling with annoying rolls of A. A. Decides I refuse! Now, however, with the exception ‘"nice on phone at two a.ni on snow fences. It rekindled our old belief Intramural slow. Is of the more severely burned spots this?" that not yet has Man entirely succeeded To Continue Bowling And I refuse to make ms grave a bed of thorns of a few injuries are healing rapidly. Begin- Slightly irritated sleeper---Nh. in conquering Nature. Live on. my son! And sear my soul in sleep while another mnurns. his At the meeting of the Intramural Ath- ning last week he has been allowed to son." Has Dü We decided it was a very good thing. I refuse. I say. to make my very soul letic Association on Tuesday. December bed for shirt periods each day. Voice sill phone- -"The hell I am j though. that the student population didn't The pawn every vain and greedy goal! sit up in Recorc 3, the question of intramural bowling of recovery is main- have to depend (el the GROUNDS If his present rate was brought up fur discussion. Bowling those drapes that hide the demon's den dismissed from DEPT. to sound the hue and cry that Tear down tained he will probably be Of L has been an intramural sport at Maine powers and puppets play with lives of men! January 1. A village parstaa's daughte• winter was in the offing. ‘Vhere the hospital alsait for several years, but there have been Rout out these monster-madmen with their lusts her father's clothes. Next ilaj. • ASSEMBI We've never been in the offing, but we sporadic demands that it be abolished 1 Whose roads to power are strewn with evil trusts! 'Y' Current Events Class lage Blatter" came out with a that when the first cold winds come know as such. At this meeting bowling was Hears Professor Kirshen the elipement. It was headed " across this particular bit of the right 'The An whipping the close vote of 8-7. Refuse. 0 men, to give to rallies undergraduate retained' by Father's Pants." --/: reality to knife through To make of men the meek machines of might! II. It. Kirsh'.-n. a-sistant prniessnr of Life' but Because one of the fraternities ha, ribs and the more heavily padded, An end to all the power dictati ,rs crave and Sociology, spoke on the withdrawn from competition, the schedule . Ecnnomics LIFE OF A JOKE Mun no less susceptible. professorial torsos. That makes of man a slayer and a slave! the third meet- As in previous Canadian Tariff Treaty at more Sane and un- must be rearranged. that those a trifle ing of the "V" Current Events class at Birth : A Freshman thinks Middleton no time in sears, the linuses will lie divided into Ennugh. this infernal human slaughter! sophisticated amongst us lose Balentine sunparlor last Thursday after- chuckles with glee, waking league,. Enough, these bloody field at esery quarter! old lecture ferreting out the old red flannels, let the ternity men in the back row. on every bed noon. .ity (iener: moth balls fall where they may. Some- Enough, these drooping flowers cheated dead! He described the economist's point of .%ge 5 minutes: hreshman tell. 20. at 9: times we wish we weren't so uppity and English Exam Results That bloom in bl(sid (in mounds of view nsward free trade and the conven- Senior, who answers: "Yeah. "The Art hoi- pollof our-ekes on this heavy-under- Are Announced • The time has come when men of every land view in this of protection. ny, but I've heard it before." was a time when tional country king his firs wear question. There Must rise, like one, and voice their righteous stand: all flesh. but then, As cording ni a report issued by Prof. Of this "horse-swapping" treaty itself, Age 1 day : Senior turns it in a- " Acton Mum it was (he :coy of That human life is earth's most sacred flower time. M ilton Ellis, head of the department of he illustrated how one group or business ti the campus humor rag. ren times base changed. There was a hour. is a results have been recorded in And shall bloom and die at none but naturc's tiss when the Christmas spirit wasn't all English. will be helped by it, while another will Age 2 days: Editor thinks it is tt: : eves a so taken by bottled in bond! the competitive examinations 1 refuse. I cry. to trade the glorious sun, be injured. This is true in both the United Age 10 days: Editor has to fill re,. literary w senior English ma)' r students 1,.r the and Canada, he stated. If we were in the market toe an apt A world of light, life, and love for everyone. States prints joke. -n-elf as a fall semester. simile( which were not n we could think The hope of heaven here on earth in all its bloom A discussion purl( si followed. Age 1 month: Thirteen college on Jitil at Oxl critical essay of nine better than to say : "Hosais has In the competition in the For the mockery called peace beyond the tomb! print joke. schrilarsh constoutoi tip- no more backbone than a suit of long the inlInwing students (Copyright, 19.35, by Jacob Rdttnan. French Reading Tests Age 3 sears: "Annopolis Log" ',prim, I was ; .nler • : (' • winter underwear." because and this per half of the group in the Reprinted by Special Pertnissz,,,:. , joke as original. --,s e come M.,o,an A preliminary reading test in is one of the major faults we have to relative standing : Max Fitch. .kge 3 years 1 month: "College I hone I was bon French will be given on January 10, find) while sisu can don a set of a Sun- Sosall, Ruth Hinckley. Ralph Higgon. reprints joke, crediting it to , the husband Friday, at 4:15 p.m. The next time day morning and feel for all the world Elizabeth Giffnril, Margaret Asnip, Elea- * .\ge 10 years: 76 radio comedians Ii.. the friend of for taking this test will be around like a page out of the Sears Roebuck cat- ma Merriman. Thomas Churchill. Burt's: diver joke simultaneously. tell it, ac- is the "I)ear Mullen. Jana:, Day. Genrgia Fuller MAI% Maine Deputations Group May first. Anyone who wishes to mirth '• alogue' i See MEN'S WEAR by the Report for Practice companied by howls of s CiWe'S letters Brun. G-Intisk;. Helen Buker. take the test on January 10, should time Saturday night slew-s around you'll At Girls' Basketball Travels To Carmel in orchestra. ($5 a howl.) '1 in the Ii probably look more like twenty cents apply to Dr. Fundenburg before Age 20 years: Joke is printed ears piece to The worth of burlap, which has always Tree Injury Experiments Interest in girls' basketball promises first deputation from the University Christmas vacation. Diqest. were mo seemed I- us the reserse of encouraging. Being Conducted Here he high this winter. About 65 freshmen this year went to the Carmel United Age 100 years: Professors 4 one ano Forestry Club But the used to put 'em on us when are out for the sport, while the upperclass Church last Sunday. joke in din - founding Mar!. Tingley, formerly of Calais. we were a little shaver still in kilts. Of squad is larger than for several years. At the !miming service. Harold Tay- The Forestry Club will hold a where h Manse. now a Graduate Student in Horn- Patronize Our Advertisers (-nurse, the aocrnor was a Union man meeting Thursday night, December _ . Murry ha. e:lit:ire at the Unisersity of New- Hamp- It is finned that there will be two teams lor talked on the theme, "A Message of himself and always said he wanted hrs 12, at 7:00 p.m., in 22 Winslow. English le -ii:re. has been working here at Maine from each class. Christianity fiir the Individual to-day." sons to start from scratch. We notice Speaker and refreshments. -dist he he the problem of winter injury to fruit yet been made Margaret Williston spoke on "The ni(w though that the "red" tspe has grew The schedule has not Abun- world of trees. These studies have been carried soon after Fok BETTER CLEANING AN:' out of style if there ever was any style out but *ill be released dant Life Fulfilling the Will of God." Photography Club n was ch nil in cInse association with Merle T. Hil- PRESSING to heavy underwear and if our home is Christmas. Music was furnished by Howard Jor the Ti,,. ban (4 the Experiment Station Staff, an criterion, we can easily understand Practice for freshmen is on Monday f;oodwin, organist. and John DeLong. vi- The Photography Club will meet Call •he magazii whn has been engaged in similar research why. Every sear when it came time to and Wednesday afternoons, while upper- olinist. tonight at 7:30 p.m. in 301 Aubert Mr. Mu the red flannels, there would inevit- during the past year. is on Tuesday and Thurs- Hall. There will be an informal dis- B. K. H1LLSON put on class practice Gerald Beverage and Chester Smith led III as -I ably ensue a tattle of the first magnitude. Miss Tingles- has also been studying There is also a special practice for cussion and an exchange of ideas Telephone Orono 336 day. the Young People's Meeting held at High- 1 ‘ if the ti Seine manufacturer arhi a "home man" special methods of histological technique on Friday afternoons and on equipment. team members way Cottage. the minister's home, in the III the Cour at heart) must base gotten the brilliant under the direction of Professor Fay Saturday mornings. evening. The theme of the discussion was Siane smart lad at New York Univer- eit England idea that changing the color would in- Hyland of the Botany department. On "Universalism." sity has Inund a new way to crib. It ad in the hope crease sales—working on the humanitari- December 5 she led the Botany Seminar French Professor Will After th nected. Studies e discussion, an Nair song ser- seems that lades written 1.11 spectacles AFTERNOON BOWLING an principle, no doubt. that American in the topic. "Apple Pollinatsm Pyrenees 1923. Mu Speak on vice was enjos-ed. Among those present or watch-crystals in grapefruit juice be- mothers especially those in the north) at the New Hampshire Experiment Sta- 10c a String ...,•1(1. were Dr. and Mrs. J. F. founded were tired of "waving the bloody shirt." tion." Mr. Claude Bourcier will give the next Witter. Dr. come visible when breathed up.in. %Vince who is a member of ,• still editins But no matter what color they dyed 'cm. talk of the French Series on Tuesday. the Animal SPORTLAND and demonstration Industry Department of the '! ddleton Mur to an aged and mynpic kw, long under- imerpretatinn ; December 10 at 1:30 p.m. in 19 Stesens University of [nail 1006 tii 1910, lisithall fields were ALLEYS FOR LADIES pays, Maine faculty, .s au intents wear will always seem like the Golden game of girls' basketball will take place sieisikubsjeecotutumewills be: Le most graciously furnished marked like checker-boards into five-lout haNisgetuch.. iesH‘.i deielipment ( Fleece. sin Saturday. December 14. at 2:00 pm. 'la ecurieuse transportation for members of the team, squares. in .‘limmi Hall. Alio new rules will he Thi• developr Ob. we suppose the day will come when histoire de cc ceuple inigmatique. This discussed. determined we, then a crotchety bachelor, will be glad talk on the curious race inhabiting di( that Li., o asserts is In tuck ourselves into a pair of the There will be a showing of moving pic- fonthills of the Pyrenees mountains wil: Everyone knows Eyesight means Ease and 1.- • a nitind-mi most startling tures, "Girls' Basketball Fundamentals." be illustrated by stereopticon views. These things. But it won't be the cy..An Examination by all 1 -pineal writ has in the name of produced by the National Committee, in- informal lectures, given every third week Elinnuan thing that happened QUAKER STAGES enced Optiimetrist ,.•J are "The I the cause. We remember seeing once a cluding floor plays. coaching techniques. under the auspices of the department oi nit- and resultant discomfni • h. 1 and "Jesus, picture of a Confederate soldier in a Union officiating and analysis of fouls. romance languages, concern various an appiiintment phone H. Suite Coe Building, l'ain suit! Grandpa was always playing A written examination will he given at phases of the history and civilization 0, Busses leave Bangor at lime, 12, gor. \lank. Tel. 2-121kL tricks.) this time to all thu,e who so desire. All France. Visitors are welcome. 9 A.M. 1:45 Someone suggested that we use our noisy students. both Wortlen and men, who plan P.M. 12 Midnight little Column as a means of reviving the to have ans contact with girls' hasketball American brides and bridegnisans at- U. OF Familiar Essay. We're not sets strong are urged in he present. getting sounger. Men are marrsing a! Tickets, Reser% ations, and Information Bro on revivals, however, and we wouldn't This affair is under the auspices an aserage age of 24.8 and women a. knnw about the "Essay" part. but frankly, the State Basketball Committee and the :1 7. We don't know what this fin's, Warren Drug Co. l'ongor, Me. Come in and \ II weekda Nlante l(4,,ar(I I it Women's tn. Yes, and statistics show that \ we don't see how we could he much more Eastern our of a Look over 8 fowl:Ian Is Is graduates have three-quarters each. Stock of Thursda Xi Sigma Pi Initiates Four Three unisersities in Chicago are spun- Lars( will At Senior Forestry C.amp 'siring a university of the air to he broad- Twenty Mount Holyoke College ires: SKIS give cast over five local stations. An exten- men will he allowed to take only twe Friday POLES Ri gem I.even Last weekend, Ike. 7 .M7.1 S "gins sive fur-year course is being planned for o mese% this year under rules set down going gfoine? SKI Pi, national forestry honorary. netiated this tinsel university. t- -ra unique educational experiment there. HARNESSES MAINE SKI "Campus N' four new members at the senior forestes ( cour:.e vim are. Let make camp at Princeton. Maine. The inforinal and Sunday your vacation a success ss ith initiation took place Saturday aficrisnn II . L. Bricl delightful new and evening while the formal initiation hairstyle—just SKATES Public Speakir was held Sunday morning. The folios, • When you come for vou. from 3 ing men were initiated. Charles Trot: pwiGE SPECIAL,, PARK'S Monday ,sc $3.50 $4 $5 $ti $7 junior; I? back after G. E. Pada senior: Andrew Pouben. and Variety Young. junior; and Richard T7 Hardware Zoology. on "I junior. Some time after the beguin!-. XMAS Buffum Beauty Shop 31-37 Mill Sr.. Tuesda3 of the second semester several new me:. to4.3 \V. S. Evans, Orono I el 1)3 will be pledged and initiated. rake 06 on "Shall I Contract Wednesd U. S. silvery ii "Fina DUKE UNIVERSITY Friday Myers Studio Maine Central Bus Service Roger Leven OF MEDICINE MAINE Individual and Grou Thoso spec.ol ods001 eiAtt Conoe• roil yew eon vas the ',tyro Cokgeow ro SCHOOL Bus oi•I's leo•ol how* *goo+ to, was ,t cs. dotes will leave Campus at "Camptig N, Photographi borolaiiiirndoci no- close of classes DURHAM, N. 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