checker-board- and would take man with strong nerves to interrupted by some huge sea which would have killed him had not some of us dis- didn't extend to s, for he un- their trying just one for amusement, A TRAIN; a TOBACCO ALL RIGHT. sweep him off to leeward, whereupon he armed him. This cured me of practical derstood me to say that I would find a WHAT UPS ARE FOR. the habit soon grows." CATCHING stand such a haunt as that would coolly swim back and resume bis seat jokes for a long time to come. chance to "chuok 'em overboard;" so down Lillian Bn'sell Afraid of Them. -- i Not K Anybody's Looklnc-- and profanity simultaneously. , After leaving Faval we headed for Cape he came with fire s eye, and in a Lillian Russell said: know cigar- "Do women ever try to climb on moving we minute ot fight "I that Console ThemselTes During the squall the whales had disap- de Verd Islands, and on December 3 there was the livliest'kind a New York's "Society Women Think ette smoke is injurious to the throat, but oc- Phase of Human Nature That Hakes trains?" asked the census marshal, Smokers Can peared, and when we finally reached the were in the trade winds. An immense in progress. Science is of no avail in a casionally dinner, to be polite, join my often," the conductor replied. "I wo One Use Is to Faff Cigarettes. at I a Man Bisk His Life.That W?.y. 'With a Boman Doctor's Report. ehip it was blowing so hard that we had to school of blackfish was sighted, and forecastle, with the floor all saturated with gnests, but I alwavs have my own mild cig- have known but two instances, and in bath double reef our topsails and finally heave killed 13. It was tame work for the old grease and the chests leaving only a passage- arettes, rarely more the pursuing women were abnormally ex- im- and smoke than at to. The gale increacd in violence until.it hands, bnt we greenhorns enjoyed it way. Anything is fair kick, bite or third of one of them. Sometimes ,1 am cited." hurricane, and for four days mensely. The oil is used to burn in the scratch and 'too often a knife finally and W. MAKE A TIHPTATION OF KEWSPAPEE. HO CHOLERA HOB P5EUM0HIA. blew a perfect THE C.T.U. WILL FIGHT caught out without them, and am overper-suade- d k "Battled," the man on the wood box , and nights we were at the mercy of the ele- ship's lamps. It is a dirty oil, with a vile seriously enters into such affairs. On this to try one of my hostess' extra mild, obligingly explained to the proofreader. stench, but good enough lor a whaler to occasion we were pulled apart by the rest, surround- "One continued the conductor, ments. and I comply. My table is often of them," Fre-ve-nt suppose we and mistake was explained, we well-know- Who The Throat Can Be Hardened So as to The Triton was built of solid material and have. One would naturally the bdt Bad Iffect of the Trample Set hy the ed by n actresses, and sometimes Wrath of a Woman Chased Her Car "who wanted my train, ran in the wrong intended for the wnal-- could burn the best of sperm oil, but on the never became very friendly, and both car- well-know- was originally Arctic I Duchess ot Marlborough. I have guests n in fashionable When It Hasn't Eeadj to Go. direction and caught the train for Washing- Troublesome Ailments. ing rround. Although ugly to look at and same principle that a shoemaker wears rag- ried some ugly bruises for some time. sets, and as a rule they invariably like one ton. It was express,. and she was wrath-fnll- y a dull sailor, she was an excellent sea boat ged shoes, so a whaler burns the poorest One of the "gees" was a bright young or two cigarettes alter dinner, And it is and ignominiously evicted by the con, The seas were the largest I ever saw in my oil. chap, and when he came on board at Brava delicious to take one or two pun's OF THE FLOWER GARDEX MAKER ductor, who was ten minutes behind bis SOME NEW APPLICATIONS OF SCIEXCS in customary, FAIR OXES OP WASHINGTON B110KE truly WOES long experience, but we rode out the gale Havine reached the port of Brava the the mate asked his name, as is with your coffee. But then, where one de- time, against theindignant protests ot the .with trifling damage. After cruising un- - Cape de Verdes, we shipped a new boat to enter it in the tablets of his memory for pends on one's voice for a living one must woman, who insisted that she hod gone, to boy. "We also services were re- successfully for whales for some time, we steerer, two sailors, and a use when the youth's jlTimiK TOB TBI PISPATCn.l be careful, so while like to see others rWEITTIX TOE THI DISPATCH.! New York on tnat very train, many a time, fWatTTEf TOB THE DISPATCH.1 again for took on board potatoes, oranges, bananas, quired. The chap responded glibly: I laid our course FavaL where we little N her recent smoke, if they enjoy it, rarely indulge, " have saw," the man on the wood-bo- x when Mr. Berripecken was conductor, and Notwithstanding the almost universal men and fresh provisions. melons and other also two pigs. "Juan Ignacia de Francisca." I I off fere to ship fruit visit to New York and never smoke a whole cigarette at a began, in his usual and painfully precise that the present conductor could let her growth of the tabacco habit, there are soma ' On September 20 we met the bark At- On December 21 we raised a large school The expression on the mate's face was a time." at New York just as well as not. if be un- Duchess manner ot expression, "I have saw " who still regard it as one of the most vicious lantic ot New Bedford and "gammed" her. of sperm whales and gave chase, but our study for a painter. He let out a string of the of Mrs. Mary Frost Ormsby, who headed the " tore-castl- e, proofreader, and injurious indulgences. is cannot give my readers the origin of this lucky star seemed to be in the ascendancy, his choicest oaths, and, pointing to the Marlborough American delegation to the recent Inter- "You mean." interposed the of There no woru, but it means to visit each other, ex- finallvripped out: (who sailed for national Peace Congress at Rome, and who who was on vacation, which is, indeed, his doubt that it is but too olten carried to ex- change readme matter, swap jackknives, "Go to the devil your name is John Europe lastweek) is a brilliant member of Sorosis, said: normal condition, "yon mean, 'I have cess, and the use of tobacco by children of dance, and tell improbable Smith!" ing, stones of 'ljfcjajjr-- v is said to have "Looking at smoking from strictly a seen.'" tender years may work irrevocable mischief. our adventures. The Captain takes a boat's And John Smith it was from that day. physical standpoint, does N a great im- it hot detract "I have saw," repeated the man on the However, the weed may be abused, its crew and goes on board the other vessel, A few days after my troublo with Enos a given from a lady's chief requisite, to cigarette purity, in that wood-bo- with forced and unnecessary effects when judiciously used have been while the mate of that ship takes a crew of large school of porpoises came under our fifc-- petus pollutes be- it her breath? What would proved by overwhelming scientific testi- his men and the same boat and goes to the bows and the second' mate struck one with a ' w j moking among come ot the who has calmness, "I have saw men on this train first-nam- craft Then the two ships jog harpoon. We had an agreeable change the ladies of the touched the fancy of all the poets who have risk their lives for the sake of a newspaper mony to add materially to the welfare of the alone near each other, sometimes for two or from salt meat, for while porpoise steaks society cir ever sung? Could we imagine Longfellow for which they paid 5 cents, who couldn't human race. davs, until Captains get would hardly equal a tenderloin, they tasted ux tipper three the tired of writing that most beautiful tribute to be induced to getting feet wet The London Ltncet has given the results very delicious to poor The brains cles. The Duch- venture their each other, or feel that they have no more Jack. 'Evaneeline,' 'When she- - had parsed, it to help out the river. of some experiments to test the influence of time to spare. were fried in meal for the cabin, and are ess Is well known ai a devotee of the weed. a human creature of seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music,' Only where Doy tobacco in the prevention of disease trans- The crew of the Atlantic had seen whales really a delicacy. I secured the lining of In fact, her fondness for tobacco has led her of at the last junction, the if she had carried with her the odor is the dav before, and when we parted it was the porpoise's stomach, and with the aid of into "being the first American lady to pos- tobacco; whether it be pipe, cigar or cigar- who was selling papers on the platform mission by bacilli. It found that smoking in the hope that we might soon "strike oil." our carpenter and an old cheese box manu- smoking Duchess took ette, couldn't be bribed to come aboard because, is highly beneficial in preventing the decay sess a jacket The it is tobacco. May be the real reason g;i Our first mate, who was full of supersti- factured a rude but serviceable banjo, which conceal why it shocks one to see woman smoke is being a railroader, he knew how dangerous ,LJ ) of teeth. Women suffer more from dental beguiled many weary hour in dog less pains than formerly to her a tious notions, made us grease the "try a the that we cannot think of our own mother it was to jump lrom a moving train, seen caries than men, and few women smoke. the huge boilers are called watch. There were four of us Americans liking for the cigarette. She explained this I pots," a' where dome that However much any womjra men" with a determined look at the proof- Some of the earliest experiments in this the oil is boiled out, in hopes that it would who made a very fair quartet, and often by saving: , may justify her own smoking, I am sure in reader, who merely sighed and nervously field were made by an American dentist in bring us luck. "Whether there was any when "gamtriing" another vessel we were "Why, so many New York ladles smoke her own soul she is glad her mother never Titled the Ground. virtue in this performance or not, certain it sent for to come to the cabin and entertain now no longer appear singular in reached for his pencil'pocket "I seen men, I 1884. The micro-germ- s ot dental caries that I smoked. If cigarette smoking has really wasn't just too disobliging. Part of this is that the next Sunday we killed three the skippers with our music Our reper- respect; was time when so- become a fad in the best circles of Ameri- passengers, who couldn't tell a drawbar when passed through the smoke of tobacco toire was very and that but there a she told to the conductor while he was small whales which made. 46 barrels. As extensive, if not choice, it-i- s oil ciety ladies expressed surprise and even re- can society, indeed a fearful calamity, from a spring hanger, jump this train, brake-ma- n were rendered innocuous. JTouryears later, short-hand- we always received unbounded applause, elbowing her to the door, part to the we were the Captain's boat for our women are of too nervous a temper- get a paper, wait for change, yell, run physician Naples lined a small balloon did not lower am give and, to offset the satisfaction it gave us, we sentment on learning that I smoked. The their who lifted her off the. lower step, part a in andl unable to the ament to be able to stand the effect of the and climb onto layer gelatine containing cholera un- were often treated by some of the crew in a increase in the number of those ladies who after train, catch it, the she shrieked after Uy departing train, and with a of detail', whichiiowever, were dull and tobacco. The first effect would be to trans- When the smoke from one to eventful. - manner which showed us how jealous they smoke has been very marked during my car all in a bunch. Nothing saved their the appendix, which occupied the rest of bacilli. of ' Just the Han We Want. form the lady into a bold woman, robbing the cigars the number of cigars required de- At on November 20, we sighted felt of our popularity. absence abroad. should not be sur- lives but blind luck." the afternoon, she rehearsed to myself, last last I her of that veil of romance that surrounds brakeman, and the passengers in her pending on their strength in nicotine was Faval, and beat up between the islands, in- for our boat steerer missed his whale, the By this time we were all well up in our prised if smoking became the rule and not our sex, and would eventually throw down The Bralcman's View or tending to ship our oil home. The Captain's second mate fastened to a fine large bull, duties on shipboard, and all our watch It vicinity. drawn through this balloon, the gelatine the exception.among the society ladies." the bars to everything else. baid carefully boat was lowered and I took my place with but a loose whale became entangled in the could take a "trick" at the wheel in fine "Exactly," the brakeman, A Woman Who Got Excited. was completely sterilized. the rest, and pulled him to rude line and parted it, and the third mate's wcatber. was gaining in health and The Duchess' open advocacy of feminine A Continental N oman Shocked Her. putting his flags case and torpedoes where These and other experiments have now the stone I "In the other case a woman ran after been repeated by Dr. V. Tassinari in Borne, which is the only means landing. harpoon tore out, and he also came back strength. In fact, was splendid condi- smoking has precipitated a lively discus- "At the farewell banquet at Naples to the they would unseat the man on the wood-bo- x pier, of I in my train at a dining station. She heard is to establish the fact Ve were not allowed to get out, told 'to empty handed. The first mate killed our tion, and must have weighed 200 pounds, at sion the ranks of the Four Hundred as President of the Peace Congress I was sur- go off, me and the result that but in should they happen to "it makes the bell, and looking out saw a train mov- tobacco de- return to the ship at once, Captain only prize. For the next two days w e were least Our duties were light. We had be prised when the men began to smoke in the the smoke of either entirely leaving to whether a lady can smoke and still a cry to see a passenger get on a moving train. ing. She judged correctly; it was her stroy., or retards the development of the Keys on shore. Four days we laid "off and busy cutting in our whale and trying out "watch and watch" always, and the only lady. ladies' presence; but I was painfully shocked Conti- Not that I am afraid he will get killed; that tram. She made a dash tor the door, broke bacillus ot cholera, of anthrax, and of pneu- on" rather than anchor, and in the mean I have read many descriptions of this opera- break in the monotony was to hoist up a A Recognized Society Fad. when one of the ladies, a through the interfering line of station men time we shipped several natives and one tion in print, but never one that seemed to cask of water once a week to fill the "scut- nental woman, smoked with them. The rarely happens to the passenger, but it monia. The bacillns of Asiatic cholera and 'Ihe Marquise Clara Lanza, one of the and bystanders, jumped on all the steps of case com- "beach-comber- ," so English and Americans that of pneumonia was in every or runaway sailor, an have been written by a whaleman, I will tle butt," and once a mouth the "slop most beautiful wonrtn and talent d littera- present were equally the car at once, alighting simultaneously on Irishman, and a native of New Jersey, and endeavor to give the reader some idea of chest" was opened and the goods displayed disgusted. Politeness can never be urged pletely destroyed, no matter what sort of teurs in New York's exclusive circle, said: her chin, elbows and feet, lost her hat, tobacco was used. The bacillus of anthrax without anv exception the most nnblusninc, the way in which it is done. to tempt us. Brogans which on shore as an excuse. No woman would take snuS bag, strap and some "I do not smoke, simnly because I do not simply out politeness. aims shopping shawl of showed stronger ppwers of resistance, and monumental liar with whom I have ever When the whale is brought alongside the would be dear at 0 cents were $2 50. Thin to. any woman of Politeness back shrieked and held on, got in- care do not think less ota self-respe- her hair, SO I not to injure the of others, but that of typhoid was hardly affected by tha been associated. But more of him anon. ship a strong chain is passed about the cotton shirts, S2. Flannel shirts, 3 and because she smokes, unless it is done for side the car, and was triumphantly carried be- it ceases to be politeness when injures our smoke. The only question now remaining "small," which is the part of the animal poor tobacco Si per pound. Each man was mere bravado; then think the offense dis- it down the siding about 300 yards, where the tween fan-lik- e I own t" to be proved is whether the sterilizing of CHAPTER IH. its body and the tail, or allowed to draw one pound per month, and slee-e- r gusting. A tew years ago it was not the Mrs. was coupled on, and brought back microDes can be effected in thn human being "flukes." This chain is carried in through those who had no use for it took it just the To- F. Lord, President of the New York to finish dinner, I TAKE A SWTJL the custom for American women to smoke. Women's Christian to the station in time her with the same certainty as in nutritive hawse pipes (where the anchor chains same and traded it with the others for day is recognized fad in society, and a Temperance Union, which she did not do. Her ride had de- About this time discovered the real se- it a said: gelatine. I run out when in port), and is fastened clothes, knives, etc. Being an inveter- be- "I was absolutely dumfounded when stroyed the voyage, woman is not considered any less a lady first learned her appetite. length of and in addition to curely on deck. The head of the whale is ate consumer myself, I was obliged she indulges. Tne politeness of this I that cigarette smoking was "She sent word to the dining room man off, cause becoming Rsrages of Animal Fests. this I received letters from home which then cut and before it is entirely severed to develop a talent for tattooing, generation was the vulgarity of the last a fad among the fashionable that she would go to jail before she would a chain is fastened to so will to-d- women of New York. do not be- The ravages of the pocket gopher in lows gave me a severe fit of homesickness, sol it, it not sink and many a sailor carries "Ot course, cigarette smoking is on the But I pay for a dinner which she wa.s not per- when free from the carcass. "When sep- rhe iudeiible results of my labor go lieve, however, that it is any more harmful have increased to such an extent as to seri- way increase in society. Everywhere you to a mitted to eat in peace, and the dining room arated it is allowed to sink out of the in various portions of his anatomy. meet comparatively young woman than to a man. The time is back word she did not owe ously affect farmers' profits. These con- disposed of. nowadays you coming when man sent that until the body is The body is I had a monopoly and I worked it for all it girls who wear delicately chased silver or the world will demand equal him a He said to me, which did not cealed pests not only feed on surrounding "way to- purity from both ceirt I then stripped of its blubber in the same was work. My fee was one pound of gold pouches at their belts. As they greet sexes. Our Union will repeat to her, that she could brard with him vegetation, but, what is really worse, choks one would peel an apple, bythe use of two bacco, paid in advance, and reaped quite take it up at once. I find with the men we enter- I their lady acquaintances, down go their rescue a week, any time she pleased, for the it nut by the innumerable mounds of earth tackles and huze hooks. A strip some four an harvest Later in the voyage, when no fingers and cigarette is extracted that, after they learn what a curse tainment which she had given his guests. in- dainty a has been to heaped up by them everywhere. A field is feet wide is started and one of the hooks one cared to be butchered further, I set up case. 'Now, do one of liquor them, they become quite changed said, in serted: then the crew heave steadily from its little try willing to give up 'We all the plates,' he a olten as effectually turned up as it would on the in marine painting, and with some old these they are somthiug new, and, of tobacco also With the thoughtful parenthesis, while he made fig- windlass and slowly roll the body over, water colors' and unbounded confidence women it may be different They never The Man on the Woodbox. have been by the rooting of swine. Be- I course, I always do try one, to be polite. I ures on the back of a letter, 'whils the sides this, the loss by accidents to machinery while the officers stand on a temporary plat- embellished the inside covers of the chests when demands it, just confess their failings openly as men do, but makes me ache all over to see the inartistic guests windows, looking at the form, rigged out from the ship's side, and smoke only courtesy hide all the faults they can, and unwillingly were at the and animal', occasioned bv striking against with terrinc battles with wha!es,boats shoot- as laugh at a joke had often heard be- way in which he goes to work. He rnns to race, and served the desert, and when thev long-handl- ed I I the gopher hills or by sinking into their cut the strip clear from the whale with ing into the air.etc., while the sea was always every acknowledge only those in which they are the he than looked spades fore. In Washington nearly society caught meet train, if can, rather chase came back to the table some ot them holes or rnns, is very considerable. So im- ground keen as a razor. blood red in the foreground. woman smokes cigarettes. My lather. Dr. We have found it after it; always selects the forward platform snrprised, decided that it must When all blubber is on board the car- tattoo- necessary to add narcotic branch to our a little but portant has this question become that con- the I was in the first flush of success at William A. Hammond, is extremely con- a ot a car, jumps at it like a Dutchman mount- be all and went away filled and con- cass is examined tor ambercris by running a ing we adven- Union, to which many women belong, and right, certed action has been taken toward the when had our first exciting servative, and, have no doubt, would ob- ing a horse, both feet at once, and swarms tented, paying 75 cents "for a nutritious, spade through the intestines in every direc- ture with the sperm whales, which will I we will most gladly add a tobacco branch. extermination of the pests. A liberal smoking crowded parlor, I aboard someway, spreading himselt all over d promptlyservedtwo-cours- e tion. Ambergris, as many doubtless know, ject to my in a cannot imagine lady and bounty is offered by tha State for their serve for another chapter. scarcely he would object to my a using tobacco, and the platform, clinging with hands and feet dinner; consomme and rice pudding." is the results of indigestion in a whale, and but I think hope none ot my friends do so. capture, and trapping has become a lb Be Continued Kext Sunday.' smoking at home with him when he smokes on every loose thing he can reach; if he has Moral. lucrative employment In Poweshiek is a hard substance which forms internally, Neilson, Fred- Mrs. Dr. Paul Lozier, the motherly Pres- chance to catch hold of a lantern or a hand "whale-ship- his cigars. Mrs. Frederick a county $14,000 was for tha ultimately causing death to his ." ident of Sorosis, was horrified to think that Beloved, the people who lose their din- piid A FISH THAT LIVES IN MUD. die Gebhardt's sister, smokes cigars, I am rail, he will take the lantern every tiinejthe capture of 140,000 pockets in 11 Its presence is readily detected by in and would do any of her sexMiould be accused of smoking. loose end of a coil of bell cord is hii favorite ners ch&singafter trains that are not going, the means mentioned. nothing of the told, and I see no harm it wrong months in 1890, anil the number trapped ia If the same, regardless of criticism, if "If any of the ladies of my acquaintance hold; he groans and grunts all the time; but or are going in the direction, do not kind is found, the body is allowed to drift When the Water Gets Low It Bolls Itself In I smote," she said, am unaware of the ail show railway tickets at the gate. It has 1891 was over 200,000. It i, however, thought I would enjoy it" "I somehow he finally manages to get on, and doubtful weather this prolific little rodent oft, while myriads of sharks and birds of a Ball and Walts. fact It is almost impossible to say what usually winds up crawling Into the car on not been a month since, to quote our friend various kinds speedily devour The Pearson's Weekly. The Mannish V oman Is the Smoker. constitutes lady, not on the wood box "We have saw" one or can ever be got rid of unless the steps for it a but I do think a lady his hands and knees, a mass of contusions extermination take a wider and mora head a sperm whale is one-thir- d is-- Leslie-Wild- e has visited chasing trains, which itt of There no more remarkable creature Mrs. Frank would care to smoke, especially cigarettes, and scratches and abrasions from chin to toe- two men Presidental may the entire length of his body, and often every part world, and is well ac- which are far more baneiul than tobacco in when they caught, they discovered were not thotough scope. It be stated for tha than the mud fish, which inhabits certain of the nails. benefit of those who have never seen a yields fully as muph oil as the rest of the quainted with all sorts and conditions of any other form. From a mere phjsioiogical "As soon as he gets breath enough to talk going to Washington via Minneapolis or wedge-shape- of the rivers of Western Africa, and, as its pocket gopher is about the same whale. is cut into two d men and women. She was glad of nn op- standpoint cigarette smoking is extremely Chicago, but were merely running local to that it It name implies, lurks at the muddy bottoms with he threatens to report the conductor, color as, and perhaps a shade larger than, pieces along a line running from just portunity to voice her disapproval of cigar- injurious to young men. If, in all the glory bring suit against the company, and hare Lonelyville via Firstballot Siding. Many above the mouth back to the top of the of thee rivers. At first sight there is smoking among ladies. know ot developed womanhood, one a man, my son, within the range of yonr the domestic rar. It is devoid of external ette "I her fully of the brakeman discharged because he didn't bead-lik- a head. The piece where the two eminently young memory, has chased a ears, it has small e eyes.-- shortfall upper spout nothing especially striking about this ani- many refined ladies who do the weaker sex is no stronger than a young jump off and get his hat, which he always own tender legs, strong holes are located contains a sack or "case" smoke," she said, "and do not believe man, to say nothing ot her delicately train through" devious side tracks and tangle and powerfnl fore armed with mal; it looks very much like an ordinary I loses in the scuffle. Now there " he ex- claws for digging. Jod one of its most dis- filled with pure spermaceti, which is simply that a few whin's should debar a woman wrought organization, then cigarette smok- stooping down to look ont of the yards, and catching it, has congratulated fish except for its curious, long, slender claimed, short-lin- tinguishing characteristics is its extensible bailed out with a bucket I have seen 15 from the society ot ladies, but I am sure ing can work her nothing but harm. window, "there is the way to shoot yourself himself that he was sate on the e to barrels taken from one case. The case is fins. A visitor who knew nothing about men do respect woman who only to hear the grim con- cheek pouches or pockets. The presence of the not the Keeping Tobacco Oat of Prisons. on a train I" Midasapolis, mounds Compelled to Learn Tattooing. then abandoned as useless. The remaining the creature would probably go away with smokes as much as they do her stronger ductor say, "Sing Sing! Change suitsl Last the gopher is made known bv its of of large ant-bill- s, Tttv half of the head is called the "junk," and is the impression th'at he bad seen nothing out sister who resists the temptation. The "I am a member of the Christian Purity A Specimen in Hs'EIement stop; all out for Sing Sing!" Many aman earth, about the size for it determined to run away at the first oppor Society. We now have a bill before Con- And we all looked out for to see how. A without asking (Questions, is but rarely seen. The mongoose would, steward was composed of alternate lajer: of rich, oilv of the common. When the fishes arrive at woman who smokes is usually of the man- jumps on a train to the gopher, tunity. I soon found that the tough, worthless gress to prohibit the distribution of tobacco long train of "empties" was swinging by; run out to Shearem-vill- e, in all probability, put an end fat, and a membrane which a zoo each one is encased in a ball of dried nish type. She wears stiff collars and a intending to take a little would be infinitely worse similarly disposed, and one dark night as is called "white horse." These liners are large open shirt front to the young criminals in prison, and it it was running out on a long siding one of where he has heard a prime lot ot bnt the remedy mud, lined with mucus from its body, and nine-mil- the disease. the vessel was within what we considered carefully separated, the latter thrown over- "No man would think of offering his there are any female prisoners I hope the these e sidings and had picked up lambswere at pasture, and has been put off than about a mile of the rocks, we quietly board and the former put into the try pots. perforated with a small aperture to admit mother or sister a cigarette, although am bill will be amended to cover their cases. the liveliest kind of a gait A blue-blous- at Shorntown, and walked thoughtfully some- I Sorosis w probably not take dis- dropped over the bow and swam for the When the oil is all boiled out of the blub- ot breathing. The "cocoon," as it is not sure that many women have not smoked ill up for brakeman stood on the station platform, home, with the biting winds of the raw and How to trenzthen the Throat cussion the question of the women who shouting some rough-jestin- g fare- 'beach. The steward had tied an oilskin ber the pieces are skinned off and used for times called, on account of its analogy to their first cigarette to keep their husbands carelessly gusty evening time, whistling keenly over Sir Morell Mackenzie, who was a special- fuel. The. oil is allowed to stand on deck a the earthen case fabricated by many cater- company, and I think in the quiet ot the smoke. I know that no member of our well to the station agent; his eyes picked the place where his wool had been when the ist in throat troubles, always insisted that bag about his neck and filled it with our society is a smoker, nor would one of our rocking col- day or two to cook and then stowed below. pillars in which to undergo their metamor- home they rather like the little sacrifice out about the hardest car in the market opened. a great many of the ailments that were little trinkets with which we hoped to bribe During this operation ot "trying" each phoses, on being placed in warmish water by 'the women they adore to keep number tolerate it in a female friend. Our umn; he let it come . roaring up to him and Ob, my son, child of my pride, and my made woman brought under his notice could have been someone to hide us. may as well confers watch has six hours on deck and the next is dissolved and the fish liberated. them from the clubs, which have so rapidly object is to educate to a point where go by. chased after it with a half dozen fly- hope, be dead sure you know where you are I oil- she will always be able to be- coddling of that the bag was one of the" legs of my six to sleep, night and day, until the oil is The habit which the mudfish has of mak- become the bane of many homes. In so- discriminate ing steps, with the nervous spring of a cat going before you start Bead your ticket escaped but for injudicious the skin breeches. disposed of, and as every person on board ing an earthen chamber of the mud at the ciety I have olten noticed gentlemen offer tween risht and wrontr, and when that is he threw himself at the ladder on the side, clear through before you try to get aboard. throat. The throat must not be wrapped Everything promised success, but some-ibo- w is paid only his share of the net proceeds of bottom of the river, is a most wonderful cigarettes, and watched the accomplished, tfcere will be no danger of and was waving a graceful stenographic sig- Ask the gateman and then have a word np too much; the great thing is to try to ladies smoking the shore seemed to retreat as fast as the voyage, all hands work with a will. provision of nature for the exigencies of the smile of contempt that overspread her cigarette. nal, such as railroaders only can make, from with the usher, and don't try to get any- harden By care and persistence tha "Everyone knows how re- it we advanced, and, as my companion found For the benefit of the curious I will say climate. The rivers which the fish inhabit their leatures as the nauseous weed was ac- injurious it is to the top ot that car before we caught our where ahead of your train. Don't depend waterproof face. the health of an infant to have its which had gone up neck can be made as as the himself unable to untie the knot with that the Captain's "lay" or share is usually are liable to periodical droughts. When cepted. father spective breaths, that too much upon your own geography. Evry Many people who are not in the secret are precious bag to 15 "is, drought smoke in the room in which it is asleep. him. out in which he had fastened his from 10 to that he gets one barrel such a is imminent, the fish retires "I admit frankly that I have smoked more ladder with train that runs east doesn't start the amazed the patriarchal Gladstone can he exhausted and began 10 deep How much more injurious if the mother get killed some day, 50 points, that his neck, became out of every or 15 the ship brings or to water and excavates a pit, in which than one cigarette, and therefore Know what "He'll just the direction ot the sunrise, not by stand hours with head uncovered in tha shout lustilv for help. was determined From grad- covering over is an habitual smoker and transmits the the reporter surmised. where you for to I sends home. this the lay is it lies, itself with a thick I am talking about when I denounce smok- s.ame." maybe. And if you don't know open air while a strong breeze is blowing. to escape, so I struck out vigorously and uated to the boat steerers, who get the layer of mud. It can suffer with impunity ing among women as' a disgusting habit poison of the nicotine to her offspring. Al- "Yes," the brakeman admitted, "he will; want to go, stay home, that's better than in- The ability o do this with impunity was soon left him far behind. swam until seventy-fift- h lay. then comes an awful the complete drying up of river. Vic- cohol and medicines are transmitted to he expects to be, quite likely, but not by I I And the But The first time I ever smoked was at the getting lost gaine 1 by sitting habitually at a window became thoroughly chilled and ray limbs gap. The sailor gets one barrel in 175 and the most interestingfact about the creatnre Hotel. was entertaining the wile of fants in this manner, and children have died A ealnst the Tide, toria I convdlsions being nursed through which a draught was created, so moved painfully, for it was November, and the green hands the two hundredth layl A is, that during the time of its voluntary im- the Governo General of Cuba, and she in- of after by an With hopeful heart I tilled the ground became acenstomed to all latitude. nngry mother. Tobacco affects the nerves, that the head the water was chilly, even in that few figures will show how rich one of the prisonment, it breathes air directly through sisted on me trying a cigarette. I admit I sowed the seed in fnnltless rows. variations of temperature and all degrees of four-year- can imagine kind morning to sound Pinally I divested myself, piece br piece, latter gets when, after a 's voyage, an aperture left in the cocoon, by means of was curious and yielded without a and you the of pale, puny And waked next the r that I man the child ot a woman who is an habit- ' Look outl See bow it snows!" air motion. In the same way the throat of my clothing. Then I began to despair, the chip comes home with perhaps 2,000 lungs, like a land animal. When the rains struggle. took afe wpuffs, and soon ray head condi- "strange ringing noises sounded in my I ual smoker would grow up to be. can become habituated to varying and barrels of oil. He usually starts in with a dissolve the mud and liberates the fish, it began to reel and ache, and had to open a If this sweet Mignonetto free "from wrap- ears and all my past life seemed to pass I vice is taking hold of our American women I planted then tions. It should be kept debt of at least $150 for board and outfit, breathes by means of gills, just like any window for air. An Amcricnn gentleman Its faint perfume would fflad the air. pings. Women shonld dispense with their before me like a panorama. I indistinctly and when to this is added the clothes, shoes other fish. in took my cigarette from my it should be stamped out vigorously and at All with many a enrye and, fret, who came niahtdogs came three. great feather boas and Medici collars, and heard some one snouting, and then I lost hats, tobacco, &c, which he has from the fingers and took a puffi 'Opium!' he ex- once." ' Ihe down and rastied aside mufflers. Mrs. M. Louise Thomas held up her hands men should cast their 'tiffing consciousness. "slop chett" during the voyage, is it any HOW THE NATIONS LA.UC3H. claimed and threw it away. in taunting is an excellent practice to wear turn- "When opened mv eyes next was lying he is almost invariably in debt in astonishment at the idea of any number With bitter heart, vein. It I I wonder to strong-breathe- d onion then sowed, with cold bottom ot boat, the seas breaking Mrs. Wilde Couldn't If She Would. ot sex indulging in cigarettes. The I down collar, and gargling salt in the a the owner when he returns, and glad to get The Joke as Received by the Mongol, the her "What At uioi n' came down the pouring rain. in the morning has sovereign over me often, half frozen, half drowned exorbi- do think ot ladies who smoke?" she ex- fflfflHRl my and water trusted right over again at the same Arab, the Christian and Mohammedan. "I ha7e smoked once or twice since then,, I And washed onions down the road. virtue, as well as bathing the throat first and hardly able to realize what had hap- tant prices? only impression left was a bitter, claimed in surprise. "I never knew one." All the world laughs, though the nations bnt the Still with brave soul I laughed at Tate, with very hot water, and then with very pened. I found the ship's crew had heard If I lelt any anxiety as to the bill of fare disagreeable taste in my mouth. I hardly Mrs. Cynthia Leonard is the mother of gets effect of have different ways of showing mirth. The She for of "I will not yield me yet; not I!" cold The throat thus the a the steward's cry and lowered a boat, picked on December 25 it was speedily dissipated. think smoking unhealthy. My objection to Lillian Kussell. ran Mayor New broadcast bowed, with heart elate. up and perma- companion, laugh York four years ago. She said. "Smoking And sudden shock, and is braced him up, found out who was his No one would ever have known it was Chinese as hearty or as expressive as tobacco is based on tne fact that it is pecu- The plantain, that can never die. nently, strengthened. and started after me. A stray moonbeam Christmas Day, and we took our "lobscouse" the European or American. is oftener a a man's vice and should be shunned is injurious to men, but not so much so as It liarly same; struggled out from behind the clouds, and and "swankey" as usual. than a genuine outburst of merri- by all refined women, as it discolors the to women, for men are often out in the But I was whipawed, just the keen-eye- titter longer ot the d boat steerer had caught a dou't-car- e fresh air and their lungs have a chance. A With Fate no I dispute. Sore Sl;nj Death. Perhaps our daily dinners may be a warn- ment There is little character or force in teeth and gives a bold, air to the Forthwith a horde of rabbles camo glimpse of my head as I sank insensible be- ing to some would-b- e sailor, so will ap- who have small, delicate woman who smokes habitually transmits to The public is often startled by the Inter- I it. As for the Arabian laugh, we hear little smoker. Women And ate my plantain, leaTand root neath the waves and had plunged into the pend a list of them : hands are most addicted to the habit. Noth- her male offspring a nervous desire to KOBtHT J. BUttDETTZ. ment of living persons supposed to be dead. water and caught me by the hair. Monday Pea soup. of its hilarious ring through the ages of ing shows oil the beauty of a woman's hand smoke and drink. One of the simplest and best tests is tha mirth in the Old World. The Arab is gen- "When we reached the ship the mate gave Tuesday Bean soup. so well as the graceful manipulation ot a Lillian Ttmsell's Music. AS" ABXISI'S MODEL OH H0ESS. holding the hand of the supposed corpse already ap- Wednesday e fcoup. erally a stolid fellow, who must either see lore for of us dry clothes, as our own were , lighted cigarette. Tliursdav DnlT." good reason for a laugh-- or be surprised "My own life is an illustration of this. in front of a candle flame. A sure evidence propriated by our shipmates, although I "In Spain and the tropical countries the Secret of the Accuracy of the Equestrian Friday 1'ea soup. into In Persia a man who laughs con- Before my daughter, Hattie, was born, life is tinge ot red at the side of tha afterward recovered most of mine. fcatnrd United rice. it is young women are uot allowed to smoke. I or of a dav Captain came on ly sidered effeminate, but free license is given 1'ad a picture of a beautiful woman hung in Statue Peter the Great now asserts that an Next the board, and Sunday "Duff." Such a thing would be considered the height Reeling Off the Appendix. "WeeKly.t fingers. Dr. Martinot we were placed in irons. The steward was to female merriment my room where I could always see it. To Pearson's nnlailing test may be made by holding a Sailors don't call things by their right ot impropriety, and is unheard ot. Even is a good jumping. Some of these days he will. get colossal statue Jput in the empty potato locter, while the One reads of the "grave Turk" and the disdain the use this day that engraving likeness Respecting the of Peter candle to the skin of the hand or foot until names, but I could never see whv pea soup younir married women of of my eldest daughter. Lillian wished to slapped in the face by the dangling ropes of always soon jCaptain turned to me and shouted: always boiled "sober Egyptian," but it is not recorded save in a few cases where it is done I the Great at St Petersburg, it is related a blister is formed, which will I was "doc's body," and rice tobacco, so bridge guard; he will get mad and yank "You long ghost, take your bed and get that they have never moments of mirth, no woman smokes be a singer, before her birth I visited a as soon as the artist had formed his occur. The presence of any fluid in the "strike me blind." sub rosa. But, as a rule, and secured a position in a church off or tie up half a dozen of them so as to that, wown into the blubber tub under the main supper when the fez bobs ot the veil shakes under passed age of 40, which is Patti design, he communicated blister is a certain evidence of lite; bat if, Our breakfast and were alwavr the until she has the Binging, y his tr.ick. Then, conception of the hatch." the pressure of some particularly' "good choir. I was always ahd clear the next dark night on contra-- r, the blister contains only same. Salt beef one day and salt pork the as it should be." o'f thuuMering to the Empress Catharine, at the same the And did. staved there till we were thing." In Mahomet himself, - Christian you see the result I think the habit he comes along there, he will it steam, may be taken for granted that.Ufa I I next, and even here the old tar perverts salt Hits Hard. hear the engine squeal for he will pointing out the impossibility of it these, out to sea again. was supposed to be liv- writers have noted cordiality and jocose-nes- s, Fiances Wlllard smoking, if it became general among brakes, time is extinct Dr. Martinot shows that I beet into "horse." Every sailor has seen women, would prove disastrous to coming climb up on top ot a cotton car,. and knock representing so striking a position natural ing on hard tack and water, but as the steer- some old and they any there is a good ringing Frances E. Willard said: "I was aston- naturally phenomena are simply the result oj "shell back" sitting on his chest laugh in prophet with all his seriousness. the upper circles generations. have never smoked a hi3 brains out against that very bridge. of man and animal without having before proof is as conclusive as age boy climbed over the casks and kept me with a big beef bone in his hand, repeating: the ished when I learned that I gb laws, and that the supplied with had no fault to find An American traveler in Europe remarks are honeycombed with the vice ot smoking, cigarette in my life, nor would I, althongh Then all the newspapers will for the his eyes a horse and rider in the attitude she test is simple. fruit I Old horse, old horse. many estimable ladies high company oh account of callous and cold- the and considered got off easily. What you the Italian laugh as lancuid but musical, and am" told that M it be not speedily I know of in its had devised. I Drought her do. blooded indifference to lives of its em- officer About this time there was an awful row From Sacarap the German as deliberate, the French as checked bv some concerted action by omen. society who the General Melissino, an having the Bronrz kills roaches, bedbugs, etc, in. ever the food every day in the forecastle, To Portland Piert spasmodic and uncertain, the upper class cigarette smodkiug will be as common as it Ella Wheeler Wilcox's remarks on ladies ployes. reputation of being the most expert, as well stantly. 25 cents at all dealers. and one of the crew named Henry and my- You're killed by kicks Englishes guarded and not always genuine, now is among men. It is my emphatic who smoke were characteristic of the author How tht Passenger Gets Killed. as the boldest, rider of the day, to whom And sole abuse. lower class as explosive of "Poems of Passion." the difficulties ot the artist were made self took advantage of it to play a practical And salted down the EnslUh the opinion that a lady cannot smoke and be a "But you can't kill a passenger that way. on the cook, who was a green Portu- Scotch of all classes as hearty, and the Irish lady. is bad enough that men smoke, "I have but one thinglo say," she said, passenger stands in middle ot known, offered to ride daily one ot Count joke For sailors' use. It A the the Arabians guese we had shipped at Fayal in place of a After our whale was.safely stowed below as rollicking. and I am confident the time will come "and that is this: As soon as a lady iearns down track at noon, on a remarkably light Alexis OrlofTs best to the summit A,. ..,.,.. ..a. ..., ,...... , what her lips are made for she will not care s ol artificial mound formed for the deserter. a long period of inaction followed. We when no gentleman will do that which is so day, looks at the expri-s- shrieking down a steep There was a big, clumsy Dutchman shaped our course the Cape of THE BIEDS OF OHIO. harmful to him. to his posterity and to the to smoke. Smoking cigarettes is a disgust- upon him, hears everybody within the purpose, accustoming ih'e'horse to gallop up to nw lor Good ing dangerous have known halt suddenly, with Aruiuc among the crew, and we told him the best Hope, for we were destined for New Zea- society in which he lives. and habit I miles ot the station yelling at him to look to it, and to its forelegs CURE " mwiiihw fix was A Collection at the Mnsenm of "The great against the deteriora- many manly young men whose brains have as raised, pawing the air over the brink of a way'to the cook to wait until the land, where we would make our head- Talaab'e the barrier affected ont, opens his raoutn as wide his bat and following morning, when all went in line to quarters. Ohio State TJnlveiilty. tion ol humanity by this nicotine abomina- been sadly bv this unhealthy habit collar will let it come, and stands still, per- precipice. do not care to think what the effect would Tins dangerous experiment was carried BACK the little square window in the cook's house, was while - tion has been the cleanliness and purity rf I fectly still while ho gets run over. Then It making this trip I had my One of the most- interesting portions of be on sex. some my where each man presented his pan and re- women lrom the accursed habit; but it my own At school of he lives long enough collect au accident into effect by the General for some days, in first serious trouble with a shipmate, and the geological report ot Ohio is on the to Is that we girl comrades thought it would be a naughty ante-morte- the presence of several spectators and of There no ceived liis "whack," or allowance, of hard my propensity tor fun was the direct they are to follow suit, then may say policy and make an m statement caue. birds ot the State by M. Wheaton, M. thing to smoke, so, ot course, they did so; sketched move- tack, soaked in salt water, mixed with a lit- One of the Portuguese we had shipped at J. goodby to progress for au indefinite period. to be used in the suit of his heirs against the artist, who the various known remedy D. the preparation of his but tliey left school they soon learned ments and parts of the group from day to tle grease and warmed up, which goes by Brava was a large, powerful man, with a In report Dr. It is, however, my confident beliet that alter the company, and dies declaring it wasn't that equals two-thir- what lips are made for, and stopped smok- was thus enabled to produce, per- the euphonious title of "lob scouse." ft name as long as a topsail yard, which the Whedton collected more than of women as a class will never flower them- his fa It, that he couldn't see the train tor day, and was arranged when Hans presented his selves to the acceptance of any such stand- ing. I ne er smoke myself, and know court bouse and couldn't hear the haps, the finest, certainly the most correct, that mate very summarily curtailed to Enos. He the species enumerated, and carefully cured one woman who does. She the kind arope. received collec-tio- n ard. Within CO years smoking will be as personally but whistle the dining" room gong." statue of the in E wifelyWOOD'S pan and his allowance he should be- for had been on a short cruise on a whaler their skins for preservation. The and must say does throw the contents in the cook's face. and spoke only included about 1,000 specimens.' little practiced by mpn as is a Russian, I that it "Which he couldn't," hoarsely muttered tiKiUif fore, a few words of English. not seem to affect her iq the least, as she is uia "By dunder, does said Hani, The new clothes with fur- has been the good tor ot the use of snuff is jiow." the passenger who killed the gong majorat An Itm In Boiler I it." which he was It une the Ohio and healthy; but then she is not an " lou'ly. nished were too 'precious so University to obtain possession Mrs. Henry Ward BeecKer said: "I do strong Allianceand then he smellcd his hands and writer on the subject of boiler economy PENETRATING to wear, he State of excitable American woman. hardly think A Later in the day the idea possessed me patched his old rags' till Joseph's coat this valuable collection by recent pufchase, not think any lady should smoke. I' think I went to the tank at the other end ot the car alludes to the porosity of ordinary bricks improvement on or-- n a true lady would care to smoke. don't porous plas-run- ul that the joke misfit be improved upon, so would have been unnoticed on.com parison. and it now forms an interesting feature of it must be confined to the most fashionable I and washed them, and came back rubbing exposed wall flCTCt? dinaiy I society which-- I move believe there is any real danger of cigarette and mortar, add for all flue ters. it is a revolution quietly informed the cook of Hans' friendly One pair of breeches in particular was the the museum of natural hiBtory. set, for in the in I them and muttering to himself, and every- tr only ot who uses tobacco, and smoking becoming a haDit in New York or boiler seatings advises a facing of 'glazed in plasters. Wood's is the plaster intentions, and the next morning the finale delight of the whole crew. It was literally know no 'lady I body shuddered. They say that he is havingpower to dilate the porta and came. certainly would not associate with one who society, for American women are the most haunted by phantom ot the murdered bricks, in neat cement mortar, to reduce to covered with little patches about an inch Educating Farmers world, and the penetrate to the seat of pain. Hans arrived in his turn at the window, square. One day as 'he started to ascend Fro. did. It is a'disgraceful habit, and I would sensible in the above all others gongster, which stands at his side beating a a minimum the entrance ot cold air to the what use SOLD sy DRUGGirrs I 1 " received his "scouse," and attempted to the forecastle stairs remarked to one of The free scholarships of the Ohio State be ashamed of any of my sex who indulged they know their lips were made spectral gong with a ghostly mallet It flues which undoubtedly takes place through ' I W. . EVERYWHERE "S"lSS - ornament the cook's head with the same, the men sitting near me: University, which have heretofore been in it When they do, however, I do not lor." E. H. isn't the noise of the gong that disturbs the the millions of pore3 iu a rough brick walk ot idleness as the of external '. N.Y. Depot, 91 William St, when to his surprise the cook rushed out of "Enos breeches look just like a checker- good for the short course in agriculture think it is so much the result guilty passenger; that" would be a relief. For this purpose tarring the ' r no doubt suggest .to Sranro time Is here. The buss will soon brick-wor- k flue Is also ' the galley with a huge club and dealt him board." only, will hereafter bo accepted, also, fort ot the beaux.' Tbey it It is the awful spectacle of a gong, beaten face of rough walls ? f ' f v ? ' . ladies by asking them they have ever begin to crawl. Kill them all before they nothing recommended. Glazed bricks, coarse, ni r'T'T'T' r' y'T" such a blow over the head that he fell on He must have either misunderstood me, the'preparatory and freshman years or the 'the if multiply. Engine wiU do it instantly. 23 with terrific violence, emitting but of deck, whereupon the cook would certainly or else hit knowledge of the language full course in agriculture. smoked a cigarette and then insisting 'on cent: dead silence, that ii driving nim mad. It I are better, and are very easily kept clean. i A. 'A I 'i4esi ya- -