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george-anne^ ^ ^11 -^ published by students of georgia southern college VOL. 53 NO. 19 STATESBORO, GEORGIA 30458 Thursday, March 29, 1973 Bennett Speaks On Black History "The role of Blacks in March 5th in the Foy Building. could only understand the black American history has been Bennett, who holds a Ph.D. in experience if they were willing to misrepresented ever since this History and who has authored suffer the consequences of em- nation began," said Larone several books on black history, bracing black problems. Even Bennett, editor of Ebony told the small audience that the the liberal white SNCC (Students Magazine, in a lecture black experience in America has Non-Violent Coordinating been portrayed as something Committee) kids of the sixties, acted upon by the white culture explained Bennett, no matter rather than an intergral part of how good their intentions were, American history. always had the option of retur- ning to their safe, white, affluent suburbs if the going got rough. The challenge of the present generation of youth, concluded Bennett is not to succomb to affluence and to remain vigilent in the face of social inequities.

the george-anne parody ...pages i na By HUGH R. WATERS three members of the In- freedom of thinking is less in only comment Cortjens had about G-A Staff Writer ternational Club. America than in Europe and that students here at Southern was, "I people have tighter morals here. think that students complain too As GSC continues to grow in Leo Cortjens, 19, of Holland much about food and other things Associate population, more and more came to Georgia Southern When asked how his country just for the sake of complaining." students from foreign countries because relatives live near by. might view the present cease-fire Library are choosing Georgia Southern. Cortjens is studying physics and agreement in Vietnam, Cortjens Chi Ming Chan, 21, is from This tendency to become more said, "It is about time." Hong Kong, and is attending cosmopolitan led to the formation hopes to do research after Regarding benefits from the Georgia Southern. Chan is of an International Club. In order graduation. One of his first im- International Club, Cortjens majoring in chemistry and has no Director to find out the feelings of in- pressions of this country was that mentioned that it is interesting plans for what he will do after there were many poorly main- ternational students on various meeting and making friends graduation. Chan came to topics, the George-Anne con- tained roads and sidewalks. Southern after making a random ducted brief interviews with Cortjens believes that fhe from different countries. The selection from college To Be Chosen IlMnBBHHHHa catalogues. Chan feels that on the whole, Americans are liberal, but By MARTHA MCBATH that Southerners tend to be G-A Staff Writer conservative. Oh the subject of the cease-fire, Chan said, "There is no definite purpose to war," A reduction in the college and believes there will not be any budget will prevent a hiring of a more war in Vietnam. Chan new associate director of the Ga. enjoys the International Club's Southern library until the next functions. "Just talking with fiscal year, according to Dr. people creates a good chance to Harwell, director of the library. practice communicating with The vacancy was created after people from different countries." the resignation of former director On the subject of American Dr. Cammack last quarter. Dr. students, Chan remarked, Harwell did not indicate if anyone "British students put more effort was being considered for the job. in studying and are more in- Answering a question about a volved in studies." new shipment of books, Dr. The International Club not only Harwell said he knew nothing brings together foreign students about any special aquisition of but appeals to many American books but that the library is students. Thus, about one-third of currently receiving ap- the members are Americans. proximately 2000 liew books each Trenice Mullis, 19, of Athens, month. Georgia, joined the International Club because she finds it in- teresting to meet different people from such varied cultural Weekly Index backgrounds. Trenice is majoring in speech and came to Southern to avoid living at home Page Dr. Doug Leavitt, (second from right) chairman the report. Riggs, who is also Vice-Chancellor of and going to the University of Editorials..! 4 of the self-study steering committee at Georgia Academic Affairs at the University of North Georgia. She feels that the cease- Southern Circus 4 Southern College, presents the first copy of the self- Carolina at Asheville, will head the committee from fire should have happened a long Editor's Viewpoint 4 the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools time ago and that the pressure of Columns 5 study to GSC President Pope Duncan. Dr. Craig the people brought it about. When Letters to the Editor 5 Kellogg, (R), director of the self-study, and Dr. Roy which will visit Georgia Southern April 15-18 for the George-Anne Parody 7-9 purpose, of re-acreditation. The self-study and re- Ms. Mullis was asked for a Sports 14,15 A. Riggs, (L), chairman of the visiting self-study acreditation process is performed once every ten comment to the students, she committee, were also present as Duncan accepted years. replied, "Keep on Truckin!" Page TWO —the george-anne— Thursday, March 29, 1973 Mary Hulihan Student Is 'Set Consultant' Mary Hulihan is not exactly the Junior Speech and Drama major ficial title became "Set Con- "I became Lighting Consultant When asked if her job affects girl next door. After all, the girl at Georgia Southern College, and sultant," a position for which she for the entire school in spring of her feminity, Mary replied, "My next door spends her free time she spends her spare time is paid, and one which includes 1972," she said. "This means that job doesn't make me any less cooking, cleaning, and sewing, building sets on the stage of the huge responsibility of co- I co-ordinate all the lights for the feminine simply because I build right? Well, perhaps it all McCroan Auditorium for the ordinating all set construction for various shows and speakers that sets rather than sew costumes or depends on where the girl next Masquers, GSC's drama group. the three major productions that come to Southern. For most of the something else that women door lives. Mary Hulihan is a In the fall of 1972, Mary's of- the Masquers present during the big shows, I run one oTthe spot ususally do in theater. It's not the year. But Mary's experience with lights myself. It's a job I enjoy, theater and Masquers goes back but I have gotten some strange job that makes a person to her freshman year, when she looks from the men who work masculine or feminine—sexism helped build the set for "Sum- with the production," she smiled. is determined by one's ap- mertree." proach to the job. For example, It's no wonder, for Mary is an some of the best chefs in the "The show was interesting attractive, petite brunette who world are men, and" that doesn't because the people who con- hardly looks capable of heading a necessarily mean that male structed the set were faced with construction crew for massive cooks are effeminite." an unusual problem—to design sets such as those the Masquers and build a life-size tree with built for "The Lion in Winter" or "Man of La Mancha." Indeed, anyone who has seen limbs that would support people. Mary in the scene shop at Well, the tree turned out "People are usually sur- Georgia Southern College would beautifully, and the limbs never be convinced that a girl can broke. I guess I was hooked after prised," she said, "and I often find the male electricians and handle a power saw, construct a that," said the student from flat, or build a staircase, and still Macon, Ga. stage-hands from other shows somewhat condescending. They remain a girl. "I don't think my After "Summertree", Mary hesitate to explain things to me— became involved in subsequent I guess they don't think I'll un- job turns off any guy I'd be in- Masquers' productions, working derstand." terested in," said Mary. "Men both backstage and on stage. She But Miss Hulihan is quick to start off skeptically when we has performed admirable roles in catch on. Besides being Set begin working, but they usually "Look Homeward Angel", Consultant, Lighting Consultant end up respecting me, which is "Blood Wedding", and "Ten and actress, she manages to important in my position." Nights in a Bar-Room"; not to maintain a 3.0 average. Mary mention the fact that she has admits, however, that most men worked as a stage manager, doubt her capabilities. And being the first woman Set props mistress, and Lighting Consultant at GSC does have its Consultant. According to Mary, when the advantages. "The nicest part is Broadway show "Two By Two" toured at Southern this quarter, several of the stage-hands ex- that when I do put on a dress and Dr. D. F. Hackett Selected pressed concern and resentment make-up, then the guys are really toward the GSC students who impressed at the transformation. were being paid by the school to They appreciate me more President-Elect Off AIAA help set up the show, especially because of the impact the change Dr. Donald F. Hackett, author and editor of numerous He is a life member of the the female students. "As a books, guides, and articles AIAA, and has served on AIAA matter of fact, they wouldn't let of clothes makes. They're used to Professor and Chairman of the seeing me in jeans and a work dealing with American industry, Public Relations, Nominating, me lift anything. So: I made a Divsion of Industrial Technology ; : shirt, and I like' it that way. It's jat Georgia Southern College, was and industrial arts and and Publications Committees. He $i .60 an hour for ca'rfylng hinge education. Some of his recent is the current Chairman of the pins and sorting nuts and bolts by such a drag to be beautiful all the recently selected as President- time," she quipped. Elect of the American Industrial publications include "Modern Publications and Nominating size," she laughed. Arts Association (AIAA). Wood Technology," "An In- Committees. dustrial Element for the Hackett, who received his B.S. Elementary School," and "Study degree from the University of of American Industry is Dlinois and his M.Ed, and Ed.D. Essential to Liberalizing General degrees from the University of Education." Missouri, joined the GSC faculty Hackett has been a teacher, in 1948, as chairman of the In- speaker and consultant in nearly dustrial Technology Division. 20 states, and he has been em- ployed by the Spriegal Display His teaching experience in- Company in Chicago, Con- cludes positions in junior high tinental Can Company in schools, senior high schools, Chicago, and Concrete Products Navy training schools, colleges Company in Franklin Park, and universities. He has been the Illinois. Recruiting Hospital Volunteers Is Subject Of VA Conference How to recruit and assign Deans of Students of nine student hospital volunteers in California colleges and univer- career exploratory jobs at sities and their career counselors Veterans Administration met with VA officials as a step hospitals was the subject of a toward establishing a Deans of conference at the Palo Alto. Students Advisory Group on Calif., VA Hospital recently. Voluntary Services for the hospital.

Construction Many students are serving independently as volunteers at the hospital, according to Dr. Underway Abraham Gottlieb, hospital Construction is currently un- director, and through better derway behind Hanner Gym on liaison between school ad- something Ga. Southern students ministration and the hospital it is have been asking about for quite hoped that career benefits will be Kappa Sigs Contribute To Drive a few quarters now, air con- improved. Dr. Pope A. Duncan, (C), GSC finance and law and GSC and Boy Canooche District, was also ditioning for the Hanner present for the check presen- Fieldhouse. Represented at the conference President and President of the Scout Activities Chairman for the tation. J.I. Clements, Director of were Canada, De Anza, Foothill, Athletics, said, "We hope to have Menlo, Skyline, and San Mateo Coastal Empire Council of the the air conditioning working by Colleges and San Jose State, graduation exercises. At least Santa Clara, and Stanford Boy Scouts of America, accepts The George^Anne is the official newspaper of Georgia Southern that's the target date we're using Universities. College. Published weekly, except during examinations and now." The Palo Alto VA Hospital contribution to the Boy Scouts' holidays, and bi-weekly from June to August. Subscription rate is According to Clements, work offers 75 types of voluntary annual drive from Terry Tyler, 3,50 per year, office located in room 112, Frank I. Williams Center. began on the air conditioning service assignments from which Teleohone764-6611, extension 246 and business extension 418. Printed by the Statesboro Herald Publishing Company, Statesboro, Georgia. about the first of last December. students interested in future President of the Kappa Sigma The opinions expressed on these pages are those of the editors or The system will not only service careers in medicine, supporting student writers and not those of Georgia Southern College. the Fieldhouse but also the medical services, or medical fraternity at GSC. Lewis Stewart, gymnastic areas. administration may choose. (L), assistant professor of SHIRT-N-SKIRT Fashions For Her WUsk PRICES SPECTACULAR srockotsfiosAc NEW SPRING ARRIVALS SUEDE & LEATHER ASSORTED H,G TS BATHING SUITS I LVALUES??9 TO 24 VALUES TO s 15.00 NOW ONLY 88 AND 488

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STATESBORO MALL <4k-^**>^J*~ ii ' Thursday, March 29, 1973 editorials the george-anne It takes two people to speak the truth; one to speak and MARY MARTIN LYNN HARRIS KICK BEENE Parody Issue Is editor managing editor news editor one to listen.' Thoreau Just For Laughs &=^ A George-Anne April Fools' parody issue is something of a GSC 15^ tradition. The Aprils' Fools' issue represents a break in the rigors of putting out a straight newspaper. In addition, it offers our staff members a chance to produce some creative and hopefully humorous writing. Past parody issues have been criticized for being insulting, obscene, tasteless, or just plain lousy writing. In this issue we have attempted to parody certain campus in- stitutions, including ourselves, and certain aspects of student life. It is not our purpose to insult anyone. We hope that this parody issue will allow our readers a wry smile and perhaps a chuckle or two. Its just our way of saying, "April Fools." Worming Out Off Watergate

*■ . * The Watergate scandal becomes more scandalous every week. % • • Originally written off by the administration as an unauthorized fumble by lower echelon Nixon staffers, investigative proceedings have revealed that the escapade was formulated and financed by high echelon Nixon staffers. The latest revelation in the imbroglio came from James W. McCord, one of the wiretappers, who has asserted that he and the other defendants were subjected to "political pressure" to plead guilty and remain silent. Some critics have noted that the whole incident might have blown over by now had the administration revealed those involved with Watergate and fired them at the beginning of the investigation. Now, although the administration remains tight-lipped about the matter, it may be forced to produce some explanations if it is to salvage what shreds of credibility it retains. The ethical questions raised by the Watergate scandal leave no southern circus by lynn harris room for partisan political games. Supporters and critics of the Nixon administration alike will be watching the president closely in his at- tempt to worm his way out of Watergate. Headsetter G-A . 'JptjKU^&iiM**: Action Stalls On The George-Anne is once again going through produced newspaper. The next step (because of a facelift. This is not being done to confuse the the addition of the 'headline-setter') would be reader, but results from our recent purchase of a student 'make-up' of the advertisements, which "headline-setter." This machine enables the could hopefully be done next year with a suf- SAGC Proposal George-Anne staff to mechanically set their own ficient staff. Action has stalled on the SAGC (Student Association of Governing headlines in various styles. The final step would be the addition of a copy- Councils) Student-Community Interaction proposal. The George Anne Because of this new versatility we are setting machine. Therefore the entire paper, would like to know wherein lies the delay in administrative approval changing our style of headlines. This new style except for the printing, would be handled by and what objections, if any, the administration has concerning this affords us better use cf light and dark spaces in students. This would mean a more versatile and proposal. page layout. It is also used for a more con- freely operated newspaper. The Student-Community Interaction proposal, submitted last Oc- temporary newspaper. When the George-Anne reaches that stage (in tober, represents a positive step toward bettering town-gown Most of the other changes in the artistic look of the distant future?) it will mean a good training relations. If put into action it would provide an opportunity for the paper are also a result of the new machine. ground for journalists and a nice complement to students to work in various city social and governmental agencies in The purchase of the 'headline-setter' is but die journalism courses. order to gain practical career experience. It would also provide the another step towards a completely student- community with able and eager youthful service rendered on a volunteer basis. The Student-Community Interaction proposal constitutes one of the most sound proposals that the SAGC has ever developed. The George Anne editorial board endorses this proposal fully and hope that swift administrative approval will hasten its execution. editor's viewpoint by mary martin

Staff Faculty Articles

STEVE? COLE assistant managing editor BERT JAMES spirts editor OneNeeded of the innovations we have tried to im- here anyway and I think you ought not to limit JENNY CRANFORD features editor plement on the George Anne this year is faculty your participation in the process of "education" columns. To this end, I and other members of the to a couple of in-class hours a day. TONY BARNHART Asst. Sports Editor Another excuse for non-contribution is lack of DON WOOD Asst. News Editor George Anne have talked to dozens of profs encouraging them to write letters or articles on time. O.K. but then no one has time for anything MIK7E EMERSON ^copy editor any topic they deem suitable, from develop- that (a) one is not forced to do or (b) one does not "HENRY ROWE photographer ments in their particular discipline to comments deem important. I am suggesting that con- ROCKY BALL cartoonist about our common situation at GSC. tribution to the campus newspaper should be in CARROLL POLLETT advertising manager From time to time profs write letters to the the "important" category. Why? Because it is CLIFF WISE .assistant advertising manager editor but even these are often red-f incited "not important to engage in the exchange of ideas HUGH R. WATERS business secretary for publication; this as a personal i ;tt ." It A vith people other than a small group of friends GUY WORKMAN ' circulation manager gratifying tf course to receive mail ou» I can't vho agree with you anyway. MARGIE BROWN typist lelp thinkhig that letters which I find useful or There Is of course legitimate pressure to spend thought-provoking could be similarly h:' ful to a free time publishing in professional journals. multitude of others who in ?ome way identify Theremay even be some legitimate pressure not themselves with this campus-community. to publish in the campus newspaper. But it has Greatest good for the greatest number and all always seemed a bit incongruous to me that Staff writers that. faculty members who are willing to spend time Many of those who decline invitations to write uid energy wri' ag something to be sent out into Georgette Lipford, Mike Henry, Bill Thomas, Margaret state that they feel faculty members should steer the void as it were, do not feel it is worthwhile to Richardson, John Roberts, Sally Cotten, Sally Edwards, clear of student affairs. Here we are faced with a turn some of their energy inward and to write Susan Martin, Howard Thrower. contradiction^ terms. By the very nature of something about th* immediate and familiar being of prof (full, assoc, asst. instructor, situation. whatever) one mingles in student affairs. Like it Our last issue carried a faculty column on or not faculty comments or lack of comments education. In this issus we have published a Production Staff have some influence upon student attitudes. This faculty article on rebellion. I hope that these two Rocky Ball, Peggy McBride is not to offer a clichld, drums and flags, b.s. articles will be followed by more faculty con- harangue about the responsibilities of molding tributions throughout this quarter as well as in young minds etc. etc. etc. The point is that you're the future. Thursday, March 29, 1973 —the george-anne— Page FIVE Integrity Is Aim Of Campus Rebellion By MARTIN REUSS his conscience demands. The universal language rather than munity. And this community anyone should be able to un- There are still rebels left on motto of the rebellion could well technologists for their highly must be one which allows a derstand better his humanity by college campuses, not enough to be the motto of the SDS in the specialized one. But before this person to preserve his own in- studying the ways and habits of be sure, but at least there are a 1960's, "One man, One soul." can be done this college must dividualism while, at the same other civilizations (not just few. Some students are self- There are, of course, other become a legitimate community time, fully empathizing with his western civilization) and consciously rebels; others are students who are not rebelling, in which students and faculty live fellow humans. It must be a socieites. However, so far at equally rebellious, but would who remain content to get a together for common intellectual Georgia Southern we have failed. abhor being branded as such. diploma in four years which, they and spiritual nourishment. The community in which one can This is indicated by the rather Collectively, these students, wrongly believe, promises them rebels among the students cannot exercise power to create his own obvious fact that there are so few whether conscious of their power of sorts. Only when they create this society alone; even personality; yet exercise love rebels here; if one understands rebellion or not, indicate a desire graduate do they realize that the when the so-called "New Left" towards other people. This can what humanity is, then he must to break with established world they enter offers them even enjoyed the peak of its influence only be done when one learns the rebel at the dehumanizing society customs and traditions and to less significance than the world in the late '60's, rebellious around us, and the rebellion must mold a new society with a new, they left. These students are students looked more like they value of compassion — and a true be at the conscious level. No one universal, framework. The usually the ones who have best were engaged in a medieval sense of human compassion is can stand uninvolved; to live is to rebellion is generally not against been able to accept the ingenious children's crusade rather than in noticeably lacking at this in- judge, and one's decision either authority, for this would only be stitution. rationalization of college ad- any kind of disciplined activity. questions or accepts the status an external change which would ministrations that college is And now the situation is even change rebellion into revolution. To have complete compassion quo. The rebellion is not designed to serve society. more complicated, for the one must fully understand his destructive. It is not against Rather these students desire an Therefore, courses which "serve malaise which has settled over internal change, a change in the own humanity. This can best be individuals and certainly not society" are most relevant; society, and particularly done by opening up oneself to against machines; no Luddite attitudes and outlook of people. courses which "serve society" colleges, has affected people other people and observing the The aim is not to obtain power but actitivies are needed. Rather the are most useful; courses which from all parts of the ideological common denominators which rebel acts affirmatively, on to obtain and maintain personal "serve society" should be best spectrum. No, it will take some integrity. Whether the student be bind all humans together. Those behalf of universal ideals for a funded: To state that a univer- effort on the part of the ad- with an artistic temperament common humanity. The choice is a Campus Crusader or a nihilist, sity's primary purpose or its ministration and the faculty. have a special responsibility in his rebellion is essentially yours. Do we have society dictate purpose at all is to serve society First of all, it will take com- offering us new insights and ways to our minds, or do we discipline existential, for the primary is nothing short of insanity. Why munication; communication is in which to understand the concern is to retain the our minds in order to discipline should any college serve a society after all essential to a com- common human experience. But society? uniqueness and dignity of each infected, perhaps fatally so, with individual and only to yield what an evil so overpowering it threatens our very humanity? The primary threat from this evil is nuclear annihilation, but it is not the fact of the A-bomb alone, but the total ethos which surrounds it which threatens our sanitv. Political life, economics, intellectual endeavor, and the entire technological system are all, in no small part, dedicated to Letters an essential criminality, a ravishing of our very being, little questioned, less seldom an- to the editor swered, which could lead to the extermination of the species. It is this ethos which must be at- Dear Editor: tacked, and any institution which I am an on-campus freshman serves this ethos must be held living in Dorman Hall. I hold a accountable for the bludgeon-like part-time job that requires that I raping of our human sensibilities. report for work each weekdav at Here at Georgia Southern the 5:00 p.m. primary task is to create a Since the dining halls on community in which faculty and campus open each day at 5:00 for students work to create (or the evening meal, I felt it was restore, if you wish) an ethos impractical for me to purchase a which emphasizes per- three-meal-seven-day meal sonalization rather than ticket. Because I work late, and depersonalization, an ethos because my first class is at 10:00, which admires poets for their I sleep late in the mornings and do not get up in time for break- fast. This made a two-meal- seven-day plan impractical, since I would be paying for meals I could not possibly eat. On Registration Day, therefore, I asked at the ap- LIL' JOHNS PIZZA propriate desk to buy a $25 coupon book, so that I could eat the meals I would be able to eat, and would not be paying for food that I could not eat. I was 4 SIZES o o o© continued on page 11. 12 VARIETIES / PIZZA MAKES OF PIZZA tyc •■• % V ME PASSIONATE. OR -

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FRIDAY, MARCH 30 & SUNDAY, APRIL 1 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 FREE MOVIE - "Sympathy For the Devil", Biology LECTURE DEMONSTRATION - Foy Recital Hall, Deadline for all students to apply for August 1973 graduation is June Lecture Room, 8 p.m. nth. Undergraduate students are seen by appointment only. Deadline 3 p.m. Lecture Demonstration by Herbert Deutesch for June graduation has already past. on electronic music.

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By LYNN HARRIS G-A Mangling Editor

John, Paul, George, and Ringo back together again? It was almost a reality at GSC when CUB productions, through much persuasion on the overseas phone, arranged for the infamous, mop-topped Beatles to get together for one big performance. But due to misinformation about directions on getting to Statesboro on the part of the CUB, they will not appear. Their road manager called from Hopulikit, Georgia, and said that they were lost and had been picked up by local police for indecent hair! CUB officials said that they would let it be.' In the old traditional 'show-biz* style the CUB said that "the show must go on." Therefore, the replacement for the Beatles will be Bonzo, the one-man-band. Admission is still $10 with I.D. The show will start at 8:00 p.m. in the Library lobby.

CLASSIFIED ADS Local Ducks For Sale: Misc. electronic WANTED: $15.37 ransom for equipment. Most used only Lynn Harris. The Ducks. once. Call Jim Phelps, MIF Reported 123-4567. WANTED: News. Rick Beene, Ext. 246. WANTED: Rare or Unusual Dilemmas. See Harry Misssing Here Highschool, Room 13013, WANTED a typewriter with a Admin. Bldg. shift key that works, ee cummings. The ducks by the lake have WANTED: Poetry lessons. been missing since Friday, Richard Brautigan. NOTICE: Someone has stolen March 23, 1973, said Chief Lucy the "eph" phrom ophph my Van Pelt of Campus Meter WANTED: One male typewriter. I hope that this Maids. "They disappeared Aquarius. Or one male Aries, awphul person will return it, sometime between 12:00 mid- or Cancer. Or Capricorn. Or as I have a term paper due night and 1:00 in the morning, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, Phriday. Phred Phraternity, said Ms. Van Pelt. Sagitarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Second phloor, Sanphord. Ms. Van Pelt said that the or Virgo. Call Rosley Doozy, Meter Maids suspected a duck- Winburn Hall. napping. "Someone reported Bonzo The One-Man Band WANTED: Ghost writer for science fiction book. Must seeing a blonde journalist in the WANTED: $15.36 ransom for have own ideas. Contact Isaac area shortly before the ducks the Ducks. Lynn Harris. Asimov. disappeared," said Ms. Van Pelt. Boxers Bring'Adult Responsibility By RICK BEENE boxers as early as the eleventh The men who wear boxers form A-G Snooz Editor grade. As for this reporter, my their own sub-culture. They There comes a time in every boxer rebellion came after more recognize each other on the man's life when he must enter than 21 years of wearing the basic streets and sometimes get manhood, leaving behind his briefs. together in small groups to childhood and assuming the The briefs, also known as discuss various fashion trends in responsibilities of an adult in- chokers, bullets, squeezers, boxer styles. dividual. gripies, and tuggers are noted for There is a special breed of Many young men consider their elastic bands and confining boxer wearers who not only wear themselves adults when they qualities. various patterns and styles, but reach a certain age, or reach a In opposition to the briefs, the wear boxers in solid colors. He is particular stage in the boxers offer a freedom of a strange man indeed who will educational process. movement and a sort of getting wear solid red or blue boxers. He back to nature. From the first is an individual, a rebel, a Yet deep in his heart, everyboy time one wears boxers, he knows desperado! Traditionally solid knows that manhood can only there will never be a return to the color boxers have been ignored, come the day he begins wearing basic white briefs. but recently one can see more the boxer underwear. It is only Traditionally, supporters of the and more solid colored boxers when the boy has his "coming basic briefs have argued that being sold. out" party that he considers boxers were too liberal and that Richard Beene, long time himself a man. The "coming out" the briefs protected innocent advocate of boxers and founder of party is the first day that a boy males from the evils of society. the Anti-Brief Movement (ABM), throws away the outdated and Yet how disgusting it is to see a said "There is no doubt that confining briefs of his youth, and grown man wearing childish wearing boxers will expand your dons the contemporary boxers. It briefs. When shopping for the briefs, familiar as well as checker mind and make you more is only by experiencing in this Males who wear the basic white one finds there is only one color to patterns. creative. Why I have felt "boxer rebellion" that a boy briefs are usually associated with choose. White. But, it is an ex- Paisley is popular in boxers miserable in the morning, but becomes a man. dull, lifeless type individuals who perience in itself to shop for with a variety of colors to choose after I put on some light colored lack imagination. On the con- . A whole spectrum from. Paisley and madras boxers boxers, I feel good all over. It's For most males the boxer trary, men who sport the boxer" of styles, colors and patterns are are familiar among the more like a new lease on life,".. rebellion usually comes during look are almost always dashing, available in the boxers. Many liberal minded students while Men who wear boxers are a the college years, although some creative, intelligent characters veteran boxer wearers prefer most of the fraternity men wear special breed, the breed of the men have been known to wear who smoke marijuana. plaids or stripes. Pin stripes are the stripes and plaids. future. Open Letter To RMN Sudden Circus By lynn Harris

Mr. President: t Sir in the history of our great country, I have noticed mat Innocents Beware oscillations have ocurred in the balance of power between the Legislative and the Executive branches of government. Factors of these oscillations in your favor Sir, are: Times of national crisis Off Vicious Ducks! (such as we will have when we finish our masterplans for the This campus has a major that the attack was not provoked they attack: they peck and bite! depression of the seventies); Democratic presidents have com- This incident is no laughing manded more power than our Republicans (though you Sir, have problem that I recently con- by myself, but was in fact, pre- fronted : the shiftless ducks that meditated by the ducks. matter and should be dealt with certainly dissolved this syndrome); and finally we have built up I've noticed these ducks as a that way. our prestige in foreign affairs by creating an honorable peace in occupy the lake. I was innocently I resent being made to look like Vietnam Also in our asset column, we have that sweeping victory threat to students for a good walking by the lake on the way to while. I sincerely believe that a fool, especially by ducks. Don't over those Democratic mongrels. Beside all of these we have the a class when I was viciously get me wrong, though; some of Konkhnne of America behind us — Big Business. (Remember how direct action should be taken all those hard-hats fought those "shudder" communist liberals?). attacked by several of these against these waylaying, my best friends are ducks (of feathered freaks. Perhaps they course I wouldn't be seen publicly Even me Democrats liked our Phase 2 Wage and Price Controls. childish birds. I was forced to with one). But no duck will make Now we have Phase 3, we can stall them with leave my books behind as I fled should be liquidated. that Phase 4 (return Funny thing about ducks when a mockery of me, I assure you. to Phase 2). from the attack. Let me point out

Most of those Congressmen realize that the power shift has been going on They remember that court-packing scheme Roosevelt tried to pull back in '38. Some of them even doubt the honor of your peace in Vietnam! I know that you have a great deal of power, but some of those mavericks have the gaul to attack you Maybe you Idiot's Viewpoint By Mary Martin can split them up with a few patronage appointments. Sir, you have got to speak to your men at ITT. I know they are our biggest con- tributor J-mt even in Statesboro, Georgia they are giving people me blues. G-A Angry At World existence refuse Sir I know you were caught at Watergate, but I didn't think they O.K. you readers, listen up good. You think its and to read the George-Anne would catch you on that money appropriated for OEO and thaw easy writing inches and inches of editorials and refuse to write us letters and articles. other useless programs. They say that you aren t faithfully every week? You think its easy cranking out Thirdly we hate all readers who send us stupid or executing the laws they make. Don't they realize that you are tough, responsible, editorials that goad the unfavorable letters calling us prejudice, narrow- making the laws and that you can carry them out as you please? conscience of the incompetents and mal- minded radical, pinko-commie dogs. Sir how can they question you; you have all the information practitioners and give due praise to the unsung Fourthly we are really hacked off at the resources; even the FBI and the CIA. Those Congressmen have the heroes who stumble through life with no other publication board for refusing to give us a decent nerve to threaten you with congressional investigations, refusal of thought than to serve mankind? Well, it aint. budget so that we can re-decorate this hole of an your appointments, and refusal of your treaties. Haven't they office, buy a staff car, and purchase some George-Anne sweat shirts and jerseys. heard of Executive Orders? So here goes the whole wad. In one editorial I intend to critisize everyone the G-A dislikes and Fifthly, we are eternally outraged at that praise all those who love and aid us, in our quest certam Statesboro merchant who sold us cheap Sir, let me make it perfectly clear that my recommendation is for for truth, beauty and justice. office stools that splintered the first time they you to go full steam ahead with all of your proposals. You are no First we are still mad at the accounting office were tossed during an inter-office fight. You are longer Richard Milhouse Nixon; Sir, you are the President and for everything they have ever done to us. all against us! We know it. You'll get yours, you everybody who is anvbodv knows that you have the best interest of Secondly, we detest all apathetic students and chauvie reactionaries. The pen is mightier than America at hand. After all, the most they can do is impeach you; profs and administrators who ignore our the sword! AUons au barricades! and as little as they have done that to anyone, they certainly wouldn't do that to you. We shall overcome those radical dogs! -Wearing Poses Pressing Ball Credits Offered Problem For Modern Women On April 1, the Faculty Senate headed by Alexi A. Livadasky Females Have awaited moment when she finally she will receive one. passed a proposal that would give (not to be confused with Alexi B. acquires this prized piece of When the day finally arrives, students 5 hours credit for 10 Livadasky, Alexi C. Livadasky, Two Sleps equipment. she walks with pride and a white consecutive weekends spent at Alexi D. Livadasky, Alexi E. Livadaskv. . .). Whereas in the life of a male A girl inevitably learns the t-shirt so everyone will see that the Ball. President of the SACG.'Arold there is one major step that status of owning (not necessarily she is a real woman. After the The proposal grew out of in- (Little King) 'Acher, said of the needing) a bra. She dreams of the training bra period, a girl will terested student groups and a measure, "I think it is a good progress to her first white transforms him into a man (that day when she can strap on her favorable editorial that appeared idea. I mean, we'd be giving from wearing briefs to sporting in the GEORGE-ANNE, written credit in an area where most own bra and stop pretending with bra. As the years fly, she real boxer shorts), a female has her mother's. The emotional jolts will move on to a black lace worn by Ms. Mary Martin. students excel. Furthermore, it two steps: the time when a girl will help us get out of this —-ing under her strapless senior prom The SACG (Sloppy And Con- finds out that what her grand- received when her big brother dress. At high school, she com- fused Government) formed a place that much quicker." gives her band-aids for her birth- committee to study the The proposal will not be flown mother calls a "brazierre" is in day never once dampen this petes in the p.e. locker room for to Rome for the approval of Pope the status of having the most possibility of giving credit for reality a "bra" and the long- quest. She knows that someday Ball-going. The committee was Vatican at the Duncan. unusual bra. And after reading soon, perhaps next Christmas, "The Sensuous Woman" she will experiment with see-throughs, bra-panty combinations and Litter To leopard print au naturel sets. Unfortunately, in the same way that a third-grader loses her first The Idiot love and claims she can never live without him, she is even- Pull My Ad ! tually to learn the hard truth. Dear Editor: That girl~the one who owned the I would like to submit a first bra in fifth grade-no longer request. I have been running a wears it. What can this mean classified ad in your paper for except that the status of woman quite some time. The ad reads: hood is not achieved by wearing a " For Sale-record Albums, bra, but by burning it! She cries Brand New Releases; From for nights over the cruel "Sgt. Pepper" to "Jimmi deception that has interrupted Hendrix Experience." Only $3.00 each. Call 764-1000. her life. She knows that since she is wearing a 36C that it will be You people don't seem to want very embarrassing to burn her to pull my ad. I'm not even a bra. Can she stand the stares of student any more. I graduated two years ago. I don't mind the amazement or disgust? Is she service, but if you can't find any woman enough? These questions better material to run in your will haunt her day and night until paper than my ad, then run it. I am yet to sell the albums. the day she can do this, thus* Always yours, becoming a WOMAN. To burn or Newton's foundations finally give way as Newton sinks into lake. Jimmy Hendricks not to burn, that is the question. Page NINE Thursday, March 29, 1973 -4he george-anne— Nicknamed 'Belle' Lake Monster Spied By Students slowly, dejectedly over to the female companions remain by remained to watch for her re- appeared, surfacing from the appearance for approximately an cold, murky depths of Lake causeway between the two halves By DON WOOD the lake to watch the movements of Lake Southern, and rested her A-& Ass. News Editor of "Belle," as the monster had hour. When she did not return to Southern. She put on quite a show the surface after this interval, the for her audience, performing a head sadly on the walkway. Miss On the evening of March 24, been dubbed by Miss Sweetheart. Buxom, who by this time was 1973, George Gorgeous and his This plan was executed. students decided to retire to their routine that involved the dorms and come back to the lake breaststroke, the butterfly, the beginning to have a "personal girlfriend Betty Buxom, both Fortunately, Williams was feeling" for the monster, kneeled Applied Sex Education majors unlocked, and the two men were the next night to see if the backstroke, the inverted monster would return. breaststroke, the butterfly, the beside Belle and began stroking from Atlanta, were strolling able to complete their call from her ichthysaurian head. down by Lake Southern on one of the pay phones. They backstroke, the inverted crawl, At about eleven o'clock on the the pike dive, and the Australian Miss Buxom described the "private business" at about 12:00 dialed Campus Security and experience: "I saw a huge tear midnight when they spotted what evening of Sunday, March 25, the crawl. explained the situation to the four returned to the lake with a rolling down that slimy, repitlian George called "a ... a ... a officer who answered the phone. After thirty minutes of highly cheek. She was homesick. After . . . thing!" The man said he would hurry large group of friends and doubters. About fifteen minutes energetic performance, Belle all, GSC's a long way from over. after the group arrived, Belle began to slow. Finally, she swam 'Scotland." The "thing" was described as being about forty feet in length, Forty-five minutes later, a blue resembling a huge worm. It was Security truck turned onto the seen swimming in Lake Southern road between Williams and Foy. with its head above the surface, The truck stopped at the turn- its body curving gracefully in and around circle. An officer got out out of the water. and began writing a parking ticket for an illegally parked VW. The four students rushed up to The couple's observations were the officer, explaining that Belles corroborated by James Jillions was this very minute swimming and Sally Sweetheart. Mr. the backstroke across Lake Gorgeous and Miss Buxom after Southern. seeing the monster first, called the attention of the second couple The potbellied officer tilted his to the apparition in the lake. cowboy hat, adjusted his sun- Jillions and Sweetheart were shades, rolled his cigar from one occupied among themselves side of his mouth to die other, and when the monster first appeared, said, "As long as she keeps and so did not see it until Mr. moving, I can't give her a Gorgeous called their attention to parking ticket. Sorry, folks." it. With that, the courageous defender of Truth, Justice, Apple The four students watched the Pie and Southern Virginity mysterious creature swim back hopped into his blue truck and and forth in the lake for several roared out of Williams Parking minutes, discussing what they lot, leaving a streak of burning should do. Mr. Jillions suggested rubber fully ten feet long. that he and Mr. Gorgeous try to The four returned to the lake, phone Campus Security from the only to discover that Belle had Williams Center, while their dived below the surface. They 5luden1s Pielei Italian Munchies Pulse Of The People that tastes like hamburger and Question: What do you think of the George By RICK BEENE '" Anne this year? A-G Snooz Editor dumplings." Georgia Southern is now added The results of a poll taken by to the long line of southern Mary Martin, French major, from Libson, the George-Anne last week have colleges and universities who Portugal indicated that pizzas, peanut favor Italian munchie food. "I've been at this campus for three years Flordia State University, Van- now and I can say with all humility that the butter, cheese and radishes are editorial's in this year's George Anne are the among the favorite munchie best ever. They are really relevant and foods of G.S.C. students. The poll derbilt, Georgia and Emory viable." was printed in the 6,000 copies of University were other schools the George-Anne last week and that favor Italian food. Of other schools in this area, Lynn Harris, Continuing education major over 90 per cent of the polls were Armstrong State favors grits and from Statesboro Mall, Ga. submitted by students. The edi- toast, Georgia State students like "I think the production and layout of the George Anne is a dynamic attribute to torial -. board of the paper wishes whomever is responsible. The southern to thank the. Mathematics wine and cheese, Georgia Tech circus is an inventive piece of wit, that I look Department of Purdue students favor hotdogs and onion forward to reading each week. Praise to the University for tabulating the rings from the Varsity, Valdosta author. polls. State students like fudge and lemonade, and Mercer students The poll indicated that over 90 like chocolate chip cookies and per cent of GSC students favor ice cream. Italian food over American food Steve Cole, graffitti major from Benson's when they aquire the munchies. Trailer Park. Only 7 per cent of the polls said The poll also indicated that "Sure." "I mean, you know the art work is most students who have the just superb." "So, Is Paper Clips." they like steak and potatoes and muchies more than twice a week considered themselves patriotic. gain between ten and thirty Cheese was high on the priority pounds during the first year. list and was also listed with However, the results said that Mikie Emerson, applied sex-education students don't consider them- major from Hot 'Lanta, Ga. "Wow, what truly wild paper, and I do crackers and toast. Grilled selves overweight, but pleasantly mean wild. The copy editor really must have cheese sandwiches were ranked plump. her together." high along with cheese and pickles. Many veteran munchie Two weeks before the poll was experts said that their favorite taken, the George-Anne editorially stated that the paper cheese delight was melted cheese Steve Cole Mikie Emerson with orange-raisin toast. favored Italian food. The next week many students wrote in saying the paper shouldn't have Rick Beene, news major from Trebllnka, Radishes were the dark horse Manchuria taken a stand. Billy Burrito, "I think the whole paper is a success, in this year's poll and were especially the fine and outstanding job that mentioned by most students. It the newseditor does with the news depart- seems that the majority of president of the Students for ment." I know personally the news editor and Georgia Southern students feel Mexican Munchies, (SMM) said, I can tell you that he is a fine gentlemen and a that radishes expand their minds. "Why does the paper have to scholar. Truly a credit to Georgia Southern However, the George-Anne has endorse anything? The students College and the United States of America. yet to make a formal stand. really don't know how good eating tacos are because there aren't any Mexican places in Jennl Cranford, narcotics major from "This year's poll shows just Statesboro. It's not fair you pinkos, Yankee go home!" Jamaica. what last year's did," said "Feature stories on the George-Anne this George-Anne editor Mary year have reached an all time high." Martin. "We love that greasy However, the crisis was solved food when we have the munchies. when the staff members of the Jennl Cranford You know, the pizzas that wind up George-Anne said they wouldn't Rick Beene on your clothes and the ravioli vote in the poll. SWEAVI ECS THAT SWI/H Old-fashioned sweater knits make news, in brief little that cling and move with you. Sizes 5-13 in stinger green, bright navy, ultra violet, ripe with stripes. 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Thursday, March 29, 1973 —the george-anne— Page ELEVEN different); plus, finding menial line while the dieticians merely Letters Continued tasks for and complaints to make meander around or stand with referred to a man sitting at a to the "help" (blacks and their arms crossed behind the desk underneath a basketball especially students:) line watching the "workhorses." goal. I asked this second man if I But, to get to the point, the Gladly I leave Landrum Center people at southern could buy the coupon book in- reason things are back to nor- (and Georgia Southern), only stead of the meal ticket. malcy because I have left is: reluctant that I cannot bear to The man asked, "Are you there is ho one there who will be stay to really hassle those half- living on campus?" pleasant and try to make work a wits and verbally strike them Dr. Delma E. Presley, Associate Professor of English, recently had "Yes," I replied. I explained little tolerable; and mostly, there down. an essay published in the current issue of Descant, a literary my problem about missing meals is no girl there who is "so _ Good luck to those who will magazine of fiction, poetry, and essays. because of my job. friendly" with the black boys. work in the dining hall. The article, entitled "Carson McCullers' Descent to Earth," ex- "I'm sorry, but that's one rule I Are you appalled, people? I Best wishes to Johnny, Ira, plores the decline of her fiction after 1953 and the last novel she wrote, 7 can't make any exceptions to. certainly was. I thought the days Larry, James, Willie James, Clock without hands. Carson McCullers Descent to Earth," ex- Everyone living on campus must of bigotry and prejudice were Louie, Seth, Ben and Al. was born in Columbus, Georgia. buy a meal ticket." over. I thought there was such a And may the bluebird of Presley received his A.B. degree from Mercer University, his B.D. I said, "I don't understand the thing as the 1964 Civil Rights Act, happiness fly up your noses, and degree from Southern Baptist Seminary, and his Ph.D. degree from reasoning behind this rule. Can or perhaps, the Golden Rule? God have mercy on you, ladies Emory University. He joined the GSC faculty in 1989. you explain it to me?" (Theirs must have been copper (ladies, my foot). The man pondered my question for arthritis). Dr. William H. Bolen, Assistant Professor of Marketing and acting for a few seconds before replying, To briefly explain: I was ad- Name withheld by request head of the Department of Marketing and Office Administration has "I can't think of any reasons monished twice to my face and been selected to discuss a paper at the annual Spring meeting of the either, except that they need the once that I know of behind my Southwestern Social Science Association-Marketing Section to be held revenue." back for being too "friendly" Letters Policy in Dallas, Texas. He asked if I was eligible to live with the black boys that are Bolen will discuss a paper entitled "Methodological Questions off campus. I replied that no, I employed at the dining hall; and The George-Anne welcomes Concerning the Use of the Semantic Differential," by Dr. Gerald wasn't, since I was a freshman. there is no telling how many Iftters. All letters must be signed Albaum of the University of Oregon and Dr. Gary Munsinger of the He told me to go ahead and buy times I was probably chopped to to be printed, but names will be University of Arizona. the cheapest meal ticket death (over coffee that more than withheld upon request. They Bolen received his B.S. degree from Georgia Southern College, and available. likely stood up on its own) in the should be mailed to Landrum Box his M.B.A. and Ph.D. degrees from the University of Arkansas. He I did, and wound up paying for little dining room reserved for 8001 or brought by the George- joined the GSC faculty in 1966. meals that I cannot possibly eat. the "big whigs." And those stares Anne office, room 112, Williams I let the facts speak for (which they thought I did not see, themselves. either)!!! I probably have holes Center. The George-Anne Dr. Frank E. French, Associate Professor of Biology, was recently reserves the risht to edit al) named to the Executive Committee of the Gamma Beta Phi Society. or at least third degree burns all The appointment was made on February 24,1973, at the Georgia State Name with held by request over my body!!! Council Meeting in Atlanta. There is so much more I can Gamma Beta Phi Society is an honorary leadership-service say, not just about prejudice but organization. The GSC chapter sponsors and organizes the annual Dear GA, also about the system and various and sundry other back- student selection of "Professor of the Year." Current efforts of the Now that I have left, I am sure chapter are directed toward completing preparations for sponsoring ward things about this school, but that things are back to normalcy that would take volumes. an annual scholarship to Georgia Southern. at Landrum Dining Hall. The French, who is faculty advisor to the GSC Gamma Beta Phi Society, "dieticians" are probably still I can only suggest that one does received his B.A. degree from Texas Technological College, and his bullying the students and not work at Landrum Dining Hall M.S. and Ph.D. degrees from Iowa State University. He joined the especially the black help around unless: you scorn blacks Any students interested in trying GSC faculty in 1969. while they leisurely stand Simon (number one); you are dumb out for parts in the Ted Man film Legreeing the already miserly (cannot talk); your face will production of Black Creek Billie, Dr. Jack W. Broucek, Head of the Department of Music at Georgia food portions (it is not out of their crack if you smile; you will a film being shot in Statesboro, Southern College, recently announced the results of elections held for pocket, so what does it matter to submit to any order without should apply at 25 Siebald St. positions on the Student Advisory Board of the Music Department. them?). They are also probably reluctance; you vow not to snitch between 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. Freshmen representatives are Christy Spruill of Atlanta, Ga., and still "snacking" on the line (and any food from the cafeteria (this George Robson of Statesboro, Ga. Sophomore representatives are they thought I did not see!) and system is ripping itself off Mickey Wendel of Brunswick, Ga., who is also the Chairman, and counting people and pans of anyway); you do not mind being Dennis Waldrop of Tifton, Ga. Junior representatives are Candance chicken casserole to make sure screamed at; and finally, you can Hinsonof Sylvania, Ga., and Montie Roberts of Fitzgerald, Ga. Senior they have enough of the remain calm and peaceful even representatives are Wemberly Ponder of Statesboro, Ga., and Charles delicacies (and when they do run though you are working yourself Strickland of Cochran, Ga. out, substitute something entirely to death doing two things on the The music faculty also elects two Members-At-Large: They are Bryan Overton of Decatur, Ga., and Connie Sprayberry of Man- chester, Ga., who is also the secretary. DAILY SCHEDULED SERVICE! The purpose of the Student Advisory Board is to assist the faculty in imporving facilities and curriculum, and to work jointly with faculty members on other matters of interest in the advancement of the department. The terms of office for Board members are for one year. The Georgia Southern College Student Chapter of the National Art Education Association recently sponsored a trip for the Marvin Pitt- man Laboratory School Art Club. The Junior High Art Club, composed of seventh, eighth and ninth grade students, visited the Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences in Savannah, Georgia. The National Art Education Association Students are planning another trip for the students in April, when they will visit the High Museum in Atlanta, Georgia. Dr. Rosalind Ragans, Assistant Professor of Education and sponsor of both organizations, stated that "for some of the students, this is the first year they have had any art instruction; and for most of them, it was their first trip to a gallery which displays fine arts." Ragans also GOING TO CHICAGO, emphasized the fact that these programs are helpful in easing the transition of the college student in education into the teaching field. DALLAS, NEW YORK,... OR ANY OTHER MAJOR CITY? 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"AIR SOUTH CAN STORE WIDE .HANDLE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR ENTIRE TRIP. Page TWELVE —the george-anne— Thursday, March 29, 1973 Art Films To Be Presented organizations news On April 9,16, 23, 30 and May 7, throughout the world and the departure from the artistic the Campus Life Enrichment latter film dealing with the ar- traditions of scientific per- Committee will present chitectural triumph of the Greek spective and light in modeling "Museum Without Walls," an civilization. and shading. "Germany-Dada" down several South Georgia unusual series of films on art. May 7, "The Cubist Epoch" is a study of Dadism, a short- Bio Science Club rivers. Anyone interested please These films will be held at 8:15 and "Germany-Dada" will be lived movement launched in 1916 p.m. at the Biology Lecture presented. "The Cubist Epoch" to protest the mechanized mass The Bioscience Club is starting contact Dr. Hartberg, Bill Am- Room and admission will be free. traces this movement's total killings of World War I. out big this quarter! On April 7th mons, Mary Ann Stanley, Jim April 9, "Picasso: War Peace we are sponsoring a canoe trip and Love" and "Goya" will be and cookout down the Canochee Neal, or Deborah Deal. Anyone shown. The former is a film of River between Claxton and who has a canoe with rack or life Picasso's work from "Guernica" Metter. Several other interesting preservers or a raft, please to the present, including many contact Dr. Hartberg. Come join pieces never before exhibited. activities are also being planned an interesting club. You needn't including either rafting or tubing be a major. This film emphasizes the tin- TlFFANY&CO. diminished joy and enthusiasm with which Picasso continues to NEW YORK work, and attests to the autobiographical nature of all his creations. The latter is a sensitive visual biography which features are pleased to announce Goya's paintings of friends and organizati ons! royalty, his etchings, war scenes, the appointment of tapestries, cathedral frescoes, and bullfight sequences. April 16, "Giotto and the Pre- Renaissance" and "Crete and Mycenae" will be shown. Many of rimes Giotto's frescoes are filmed in ( this is your detail, showing the warmth and sensitivity infused in his works. Q "Crete and Mycenae" offers a Statesboro's Prestiage Jeweler comparative cultural history of these two great ancient mediterranean civilizations, Since 1872 essential to an understanding of the cultural development of the as representative space use later Greeks. April 23, "The Impressionists," "Kinetic Art In Paris," and "The in the Art Conservator" will be presented. The first deals with STATESBORO AREA the radical new school in art which emphasized color and movement rather than stiff academic design, contemporary TIFFANY send news or subjects rather than historical and literary figures, and strove to capture nature rather than to STERLING activities to g-a merely imitate her. "Kinetic Art in Paris" is an unusual film study of the art of movement in light. SILVERWARE box 8001 landrum. April 30, "Le Cor busier" and "The Greek Temple" will be FOUR-PIECE PLACE SETTINGS shown, the former film a deadline is Sunday . dramatic photographic portrayal From s40.75 to s77.50 of Le Corbusier's impact on architectural development t It's the real thing. Coke. Real life calls for real taste. GO AIR FORCE For the taste c t For a career with a future see your local Air ♦ t Force Recruiter at the ♦ ♦ Statesboro Mall Monday ♦ thru Friday 8:00 a.m. to I 5:00 p.m. or call

"Coca-Cola" and "Coke" are registered trademarks which identify the same product of The Coca-Cola Company. 764-4308 for an Bottled under the authority of The Coca-Cola. Company by: appointment Coca&ola Bottling Co. Thursday, March 29, 1973 —the george-anne— Page THIRTEEN Science Fiction Club Discuss To Works Of H. 6. Wells On Thursday, March 29, the WHEN THE SLEEPER WAKES Jules Verne and H.G. Wells. that seem plausible to them; invasions (THE WAR i/F THE Science Fiction and Fantasy (1899), FIRST MEN IN THE Verne wrote about things that interplanetary space ships, ray WORLDS), the mad scientists Discussion Group of Georgia MOON (1901), THE FOOD OF were possible by simple ex- guns, aliens conceived as the and themakerof monsters (THE Southern College will meet at THE GODS (1904), IN THE trapolation of science as he knew logical products of their en- ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU), 8:00 p.m. to discuss THE TIME DAYS OF THE COMET (1906), and understood it. Thus Captain vironments. anti-gravitv and an inhabited and THE WAR IN THE AIR Nemo's submarine was a MACHINE by H.G. Wells Wells wrote about societies, not moon (THE FIRST MEN ON (Available at Lanier's Book (1908). reasonably accurate prediction. The use of a huge gun to send men things. He refused to be tied down THE MOON), the invisible man Store). The meeting will be held In his later career, Wells did to only those inventions that were to the moon seemed feasable to (THE INVISIBLE MAN), time at the First Floor Conference not write as much science fiction actually possible. He wrote about as he had in his earlier days. But Verne. Verne did not write about travel by suspended animation Room of the Newton Building. All a time machine not because he (WHEN THE SLEEPER still his early career left the sf time travel because he could not interested persons are invited to believed that such a machine WAKES), ants conquering the attend. field with a wealth of material. envision a time machine actually being built. could actually be built, but world, prehistoric monsters's Herbert George Wells It is with some justice that because it allowed him to eggs hatching, X-Ray eyes, man- published his first novel in 1895— Wells is called "The Father of From Verne's theory that only technologically feasable in- speculate on future socieites. eating plants, and so forth THE TIME MACHINE. In the Science Fiction." Certainly Wells Wells' writings gave rise to (various short stories). Not all of following years he wrote many has directly or indirectly in- ventions are permissible in stories has grown the "Sociological Science Fiction." these plot-themes were original novels; some of his more famous fluenced every science fiction Writers of Wells' brand of sf are "Technological Science Fiction" with Wells, but he thought them are THE ISLAND OF DR. writer that followed him. not bound by the necessity to branch of modern sf. Writers of through so well that he set the MOREAU (1896, THE IN- There are two "patterns" or blueprint every gadget they use; technological science fiction pace for future stories using VISIBLE MAN (1897),. THE "trends" in science fiction. These hence they are free to experiment write stories about inventions these ideas. WAR OF THE WORLDS (1898). patterns were established by with possible, alternative Other books the Science Fiction societies. and Fantasy Discussion Group Besides establishing one of the plan to read this quarter include Foy Art Gallery Displays Sculpture patterns that science Fiction CLOSE TO CRITICAL, by Hal would follow right up to the Clement; THE LEFT HAND OF The key to understanding the via the French Sand method. This flowing texture has become more present, Wells also left the field DARKNESS by Ursula K. Le forms in the sculpture of Augusta is used primarily in casting in- important. with a pocket full of plot themes: Guin; GATHER DARKNESS, by Polchow is "machine-made dustrial parts, and has recently This convaluted, texturiz.ed time travel and future Fritz Lieber; and A PRINCESS shapes." Repetition of 20th been converted into an art media. surface flows through all the civilizations (THE TIME OF MARS, by Edgar Rice century, machine produced, The styrofoam sculpture is gently polyester creations. Their huge MACHINE*, aliens and earth- Burroughs. "now" shapes. packed into a flask of damp river size, vivid color, and tactile In the copper and polyester sand. Molten metal replaces the nature, permit an intimate in- sculpture, the total impact is styrofoam as the extremely volvement between the observer Art Supplies , stronger than the structural flammable material burns out. and the object. They almost parts. The observer needs to Just as the aluminum pieces demand touching. These pieces search for the original have re! ained packaging forms, are created in wax from "shape" General Student Needs machinemade shape. Yet these the • mze castings are impressions in plaster. A final original forms contribute directly repetitious of "now" shapes. .i old is made, then fiberglass and to the creations of the finished Tupperware cups, bullet lamps, resin is laminated into it. Color in Shop first at sculpture. apple dividers, trash cans, 35 these works is a contributing Many of the seemingly total m.m. shells, and various bowl factor as is the tremendous size abstractions are, in reality, shapes can be found. Yet each permitted by the nature of Kenan *s drawn from the forces and forms work has a vitality and identity of plastics. of living organic beings. The its own. Each is made from 20th The sculpture of Augusta own Statesboro polyester pieces could be century shapes but possesses its Polchow has been included in crystalized systems as they own reality. approximately 35 group shows, might appear through the The welded copper pieces also where she has received microscope or pulsing organic retain the shape of the scrap numerous awards. Her solo j growth growing rampant on land copper. Copper tubing, toilej ..exhibitions hay«j been at Nicholls I or sea. .., „.. , . . ,, . bowl floats and oil filters can be ' State' University', where she * The small aluminum castings found -within the pieces. Th8 teaches sculpture,- the Barnwell have strength and direction, yet flexibility and warm tones of Art Center in Shreveport, the Appearing at are strongly reminiscent of the copper, directly used, rather than Gates Gallery in Port Arthur, packaging material from which cast, entered strongly into the Texas, and The Old State Capitol they are created. They were cast creation of these pieces. Overall, Bldg. in Baton Rouge. $' -Randy's- + * Businessman: * I Miss Jenny Turner * Good business * tvith * is here^ help * * Robert Hatcher * us keep it here* *

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