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BOOK TITLES YOU’LL NEVER SEE IN THE SHOPS! T SO HARD’ GENERAL KNOWLEDGE NORSE AN LIMERICKS ‘CAR’ WORDS RE JUMBLED WORDS COCKNEY RHYMING SL WORDSEARCH NAME THE . CHRISTMAS QUIZ ENGLISH POSTCODES AN SHAKESPEARE’S PLAYS - POSSIBLY ART AND ARTI K THE CODE HOW TO REMEMBER STUFF ‘MODERATLY HARD’ GENERAL KNOWLEDGE OUNS PROVERBS THE ‘SATOR’ SQUARE SAYINGS, ADAGES AND IDIOMS PLAYGROUN N FACTS – TRUE OR FALSE Christmas Edition DO YOU KNOW? TONGUE TWISTERS AN AMAZING MAZE ‘NOT SO HA 1 WELCOME TO ‘PUZZLES AND POEMS’ CHRISTMAS EDITION Like the previous Puzzle books you will find an assortment of various types of puzzle. On nearly every page underneath the puzzle itself you will find either a tongue twister, a palindrome, a usually childish poem, a limerick or a joke that at least I think is funny. Most of the poems are from my childhood – most from Junior School days - which means most are of 1950’s vintage. Many of the limericks are of that age as well, but some of them are more modern. The same goes for the jokes – a mixture of really old ones and some newer ones as well (all of them probably excruciatingly bad!). Again, as in previous books, the puzzles are all mine - apart from the puzzles on the ‘SATOR’ square page (16), the info on page 11 and most of the Tricky/Stupid Questions on page 30. The poems, jokes and limericks I have collected over the years. Many thanks to the original writers. And again thanks to my daughter for many of the ‘books’ on page 29. I hope you enjoy this next offering. Tim. TT refers to ‘Tongue Twister’ and PA is a ‘Palindrome’. 2 PUZZLES and POEMS CHRISTMAS EDITION – CONTENTS 3 Contents 4 Name The . ? (1) 5 True or False (1) 6 Sayings, Adages and Idioms (1) 7 Proverbs 8 How well do you know London Stations? 9 Sayings, Adages and Idioms (2) 10 Single Line Crossword (1) 11 How To Remember Stuff 12 Shakespeare’s Plays - Possibly? 13 Word Search – Christmas 14 How well do you know Sussex? 15 An Amazing Maze 16 The ‘SATOR’ Square and Silly Sentences 17 Do You Know . ? (1) 18 Crack The Code 19 Single Line Crossword (2) 20 Do You Know . ? (2) 21 Name The . ? (2) 22 How well do you know just North of London? 23 ‘Reasonably Easy’ General Knowledge 24 Norse and Greek Myths and Legends 25 ‘Really Hard’ General Knowledge 26 Word Search - Flowers 27 Christmas Quiz 28 True or False (2) 29 Book Titles you’ll never see in the Shops! 30 Tricky Questions – or Stupid Questions? 31 Art and Artists 32 Jumbled Words - Christmas 33 Collective Nouns 34 Cockney Rhyming Slang 35 ‘Maybe Not Too Hard’ General Knowledge 36 Playground Games 37 English Post Codes and their Places 38 ‘Car’ Words 39 – 48 Answers 3 NAME THE . (1) Name the six sets of bells mentioned in the nursery rhyme about bells. 1 2 3 4 5 6 Name the six friends who accompanied Uncle Tom Cobley to Widdicombe Fair. 1 2 3 4 5 6 Name the eight states in the USA that begin with the letter ‘N’. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Name the five that went along the ‘Yellow Brick Road’. 1 2 3 4 5 Name the nicknames of the five Spice Girls. 1 2 3 4 5 The colour is sky-blue pink with dandy-grey russet, polka-dot stripes. 4 TRUE OR FALSE (1) Just need to tick the right box if you think the sentence is true or false. T F 1 Henry VIII’s third wife was Anne of Cleves. 2 During the afternoon of July 28 2005 a T4 strength tornado smashed through a part of Birmingham. 3 Canada is divided into ten Provinces and two territories. 4 An artist mixes her / his paints on a palate. 5 Timbuktu is in the African country of Niger. 6 A ‘Billabong’ is an Australian cooking pot used in the desert. 7 A ‘Lustrum’ is a period of five years. 8 The slowest swimming fish in the sea is the Seahorse. 9 Brazil, Colombia and Argentina are all crossed by the Equator. 10 ‘Parasympathetic Rebound’ is a condition caused through extreme fear which kills you even though it’s trying to help. 11 The Japanese Samurai code of honour is known as ‘Bushido’. 12 Too much NaCl is bad for you. 13 Iran’s capital is Teheran. 14 A famous Christmas song about a reindeer was made famous by Gene Autry, the ‘Singing Cowboy’, in 1949. 15 Balaclava was a battle fought against the French during the Seven Years War. 16 Kermit the Frog is left-handed. 17 The word ‘Checkmate’ in chess comes from the Persian phrase ‘Shah Mat’ which means 'The King is Dead’. 18 The composer Chopin came from Romania. 19 The abbreviation KGB stands for ‘Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti’ and means ‘The Committee for State Security’. 20 The Northern Line is shown as a dark brown line on the Underground Map. It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He went to bed And bumped his head And couldn’t get up in the morning. 5 SAYINGS, ADAGES AND IDIOMS (1) 1 I am sure that if he carries on chatting away at this rate then the rear appendages of a grey beast of burden would fall off. 2 It is amazing how alike in looks, personality and manner both the adult and his male offspring are. 3 It is a silly action to realise that problems are looming and then to go out to greet them rather than wait for them to reach you. 4 Unfortunately he lost because he was the person who managed to pick the shortest length of drinking aid. 5 Do us all a favour and take yourself off in a number of directions that will ensure that we will never again have the pleasure of viewing you when you can’t find your way back here. 6 If one can stop it happening in the first place then that is infinitely more acceptable than trying to put it right after it’s happened. 7 It is wiser to ignite a wax lighting implement than to call the blackness one finds oneself in a lot of expletives. 8 If it turns out that the viewing organ does not observe it then the blood pumping organ will not be upset about it. 9 The period in time when Santa Claus arrives only happens just once out of every three hundred and sixty five days or so. 10 The declared winner would be the one that was able to go by the finishing point at the end of the race ahead of all the others. The four ages of men – 1. You believe in Father Christmas. 2. You don’t believe in Father Christmas. 3. You are Father Christmas. 4. You look like Father Christmas! 6 PROVERBS They’ve been slightly re-written – see if you can work out the original sentence. 1 Desist from speculating on the abundance of your domestic fowl until the conclusion of their emergence from the brittle spheroid ova within which they have been ensconced. 2 Without a doubt all the louring elements that are visible in the firmament possess a lustrous fringe. 3 A negative and/or distressing item of correspondence is bound to spread with much alacrity to all and sundry both far and near. 4 Many well-intended schemes designed to benefit one’s fellow beings have over the past provided the flagstones of the route to the underworld. 5 The length of time between financial gain and loss for an imbecile is very short indeed. 6 It is infinitely more acceptable to present oneself at one’s destination in a tardy manner than to desist from materializing at all. 7 Gigantic members of the arboreal ‘Quercus’ are the result of the miniscule issue from said genus plummeting vertically and germinating. 8 There would not be an ejection of carbon particles unless there was an incendiary conflagration. 9 Possessing just fifty percent of a baker’s presentation is by far-and-away more estimable than trying to exist on a zero amount. 10 A person best described as a halfwit is more than likely to be galvanised into a rash advance into an area where wiser divine beings would not consider venturing at any cost. I know two things about a horse, . and one of them is rather coarse! 7 HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW LONDON STATIONS? 1 The logo of a British bank with a Welsh name. 2 A green space in either Ex, Dart or Bodmin. 3 The place where Robin bought his weapon from. 4 A round area. 5 A river crossing the colour of a pillar box. 6 Where all the film premieres are held in London. 7 A lookout point built on a rise. 8 The way in through a posh garden wall. 9 A make of car. 10 An area of trees owned by a Saint. 11 Largest cemetery in London. 12 Must be the opposite of North Harrow. 13 A very upmarket shopping area. 14 Sounds like the name of a pub. 15 A monarch’s home constructed of glass. 16 Where they let the British WWII four engined bombers in. 17 Home of English football. 18 A large amount of earth holding back a river. 19 A non-Christian holy place. 20 The entrance to the carnival. Below are the possibilities ~ but not all the names on this list have been used.