58th Yt!ar, No. 16 GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON, D.C. Friday, February 3, 1978 , .... 'I /~ Recent Audit , z. ""''''>
'., ",' FacultyCal1 for . '1 ~"i "f: Senate OK's MCFC . ", , ,/ : :: Regulation of Appointment Change by Alisa Levitt only two-year term held by a student· Cov,ertActivity '" The procedure for appointing MCFC member. students to the Main Campus Fi Reddington noted that the resolu by Greg Kitsock nance Committee was modified by tion is founded on the belief that the The University must draw up the Senate last Sunday with the outgoing president "can better draw' regulations against secret research passage of a resolution sponsored by from his/her experiences" and has "a and activity on campus regardless of Senators Kris Reddington and John working knowledge of the qualifica what organization it is conducted by Connors. ' tions necessary for appointments to the Faculty Senate resolved at a In other MCFC related action, the University Committees," I meeting last week. Senate approved tIle appointment of Student Body President Debby The senate's action was prompted Senator Scott Ozmun to fiIJ the Canty, agreed with Reddington and
by a recent letter from Academic VP , , " .~ MCFC position vacated by' Doug said she is more qualified to appoint the Rev. Aloysius Kelley, announcing Stephen Rosenfeld, columnist for the Washington Post, was guest speaker at a lecture sponsored by the Center for Schoppert, who resigned from the people after having worked with the formation of a committee to Contemporary Arab Studies. Committee when he became editor the committee, during the past "prepare a policy statement for the of the HOY A. Ozmun will serve for year. She claimed that "no polio University on the CIA, Classified the remaining 5·6 weeks of Schop. tical pressure" rests upon her now Research, etc." pert's term, after which new appoint because she said she is "not Stanislaw Wasowski, president of WriTer Talks on Mid-East ments will be made. concerned now with paying off the Faculty Senate, said the com· by John Gilval' dealing with a thirty yearl old their relationship with the Arabs. Under the new rules, the out friends." Canty added that the new mittee should not concern itself "Diplomats have the wisdom and problem here. The most concrete They simply don't want to give up going student body president will procedure would actas "a check on solely with the CIA. He maintained wit to resolve the contradictory difficulty," Rosenfeld commented, their territory," Rosenfeld stated. appoint two of the four student both the old and new presidents." that other legal and illegal organiza objectives of the Arabs and Israelis "has been since the establishment of In describing the tactics now open MCFC members in consultation with Joe Bartolomeo, a senator who tions, such as the FBI, the Federal and the Middle East problem can be the state of Israel." to each side of the Egyptian-Israli the newly elected president between expressed disagreement with the Narcotics Bureau, the Weathermen solved," Stephen Rosenfeld, colum February 15 and March 1. Formerly, resolution, said he saw the move as a Rosenfeld also spoke on "where negotiations, Rosenfeld 'said that,the and the Palestine Liberation Organi nist and editorial writer for the the incoming president was responsi "slap in the face of the new the Mideast is today and where it is Egyptians will have to rely on their zation, have infiltrated college cam Washington Post, declared in a higher standing in public opinion ble for all MCFC appointments. administration." He commented that puses. going," especially with respect to The proposal also establishes the the move "precludes new student speech sponsored by the Center for American policy there. He called since Sa,dat's peace initiative to force Noting that students as well as Contemporary Arab Studies at four positions as one·year terms. involvement" because the positions Sadat's recent initiative, "a marve Carter to pressure Israel faculty have served as CIA agents, Georgetown. Currently MCFC member Chris Gra will now have to be filled by those lous stroke, particularly because it toward a settlement. On the other Wasowski maintained that University' hand, he continued, "The Israelis are ham is serving the second year of the who have worked hard in the past. policy must embrace all segments of "The problems in the Middle East would accomplish, if not immedia tely, the politically neccessary laying the ground work in the the University community. can be treated primarily as political negotiations for their retention of If the policy on secret activity problems and are subject to the result- -beginning to thaw the Israeli point of view toward the Arabs." certain parts of the territory." drafted by the University committee political process," he said. He rejec Rosenfeld also said that if the Israelis Pub Audit Calls for Improve'd does not meet these conditions, it ted the opinion that the Middle East The columnist added, "The are faced with pressure from the "WOUld be discriminatory, irrespon conflict is primarily a "cultural" Israeli's problem originated in 1967. United States to give up territory, one, with the Arabs and Israelis so sible, and ineffective, and as such The Israelis truly believed in their "Begin can make use of Arab Beer Storage and Measuring different in their attitudes and unacceptable to the Faculty Senate," probl~m after rejectionist sentiment" in down play customs as to make the problem own propaganda. The their resolution'states. ing his own stance. (continued from page 1) poured. Schultheis claimed he had insoluble. 1967 was the posseSSion of all that The faculty senate also elected beautiful real estate. Their good Rosenfeld remarked that the measure exact amounts of beer investigated this possibility and rejec two representatives of its own to the "President Carter, in some of his sense of Jewish justice and their own United States is currently in an "We have noted instances where the ted it after finding that the meters University committee on CIA activi looser remarks, has seemed to adopt public relations convinced them that awkward mediating position, because beer cooler continues to house pizza would cost thousands of dollars and ties: Government Professor Karl the second point of view. He said the proper point of view was that the strong Jewish sentiment in this shells." Presently installation delays need constant maintenance. Cerny, and Samuel Dash of the Law that the problem is a thousand years they should hold this territory country has been counter balanced by the University Architect have School. Dash, however, has been old. I suggested to him that we're against a change in the nature of by recent Pro-Arab feeling, prevented the cafe from utilizing Financially, during this half of the tagged as a possible replacement for their new freezer. fiscal year for the Pub, according to David Marston, the US Attorney for Schultheis said a freezer could Schultheis unrealized beer sales have Philadelphia who was recently fired. eliminate most of the Pub's problems been reduced drastically allowing the If Dash gets the job he will have to $500 Tuition Increase Is Given Okay with unrealized beer sales resulting Pub to payoff a $17,000 debt for its be replaced on the committee. from foamy beer (which last year new air conditioning unit and cover Representing the Main Campus on amounted to somewhere between its monthly payments for the the committee will be Professor Paul By Law Center Finance Committee $55,000 to $100,000). The audit $23,000 overhead costs assessed to Treado of the Physics Department, also recommended the installation of the Center Pub and Cafe by the who was appointed by Kelley. Law by Sue Kreeger tuition rate from $3665 to $4,165. 9th." beer meters which automatically university. School Dean David McCarthy and A five·hundred dollar tuition Ransmeier speculated that the Ransmeier, who is in charge of Med School Chancellor Matthew increase has been approved by the monitoring the Law School budget, McNulty will each appoint one Law Center Finance Committee for proposed budget has a "good chance" of complete approval: "I described the breakdown of the The Hoya needs graphic artists member, but have yet to announce the 1978-79 Academic year, accord would be surprised to see the increase as follows: 34% for instruc their choices. The committee will not ing to David Ransmeier. planned tuition increase change," he tion, which is almost entirely faculty meet until all the members have been with ability in newspaperproduction. Following what Ransmeier terms commented. salary increases; 12% for utilities; chosen. a "likely" approval by Dean of the 21 % for academic support, mainly Greg Walsh, who helped author The Law Center currently ranks toward the library facilities; student 90me down andhelp any Wednesday the student senate's CIA resolution, Law Center David McCarthy, the approximately 8th in the country in budget must receive the final okay services and activities receive 13%; is the committee's sole student law school tuition costs. Ransmeier financial aide 6%; and the category from University President Timothy night after 8 pm to the Hoya office representative. Wasowski has criti contenas that the increase, "will not of ad'ministration, institutional and Healy and the Board of Directors, cized the committee for not in change our posture with other law other physical plant costs receive Copley Basement cluding a graduate student. The hike would lift the current schools. We will stay about 8th or 14%.
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1978 Ye Domesday Booke Friday. February 3, 1978 The HOY A page 3 GU Fund Will News Briefs Give Aid to reappointed: Vice President for Ser Corp Elects New Officers vices, Mike Barry, and Comptroller, Steve Synott. ' Handicapped by Laura Otterbourg Other officers are: Unicycle, Tom by John 14'orgach Michael Zientek, an SBA junior, Pogacar; Vital Vittles Manager, Tom' has been selected from a field of 11 Stubbs; Concessions Manager, John Doug Schoppert candidates to succeed Jon Benton as McGowan; and Travel Service Man This is the last in a series of Executive Vice·President of the Stu ager, Steve Bissonnette. articles on the new HEW regulations dent Corporation. He will assume (section 504) which require George office on February 15. town to make' its facilities and ,Zientek was chosen in December A lumni Fund programs accessible to the handi by a search committee composed of capped over the next three years. Benton, Student Government and Reaches Halfway Mark In addition to expensive physical Corporation President Debby Canty, plant modifications, Georgetown will and Cafe Manager Cathy Cutbill, who by Sue Walsh be required to establish an "annual was selected because she could The Georgetown University Alu fund" to pay for the personal needs mni Fund is expected to surpass the of handicapped students in order to $1 million mark in contributions for comply with new federal regulations Fiscal Year 1978, according to Fund barring discrimination against the Director John' Courtin. Of the $1 handicapped, according to Assistant million expected, Courtin said Academic Vice President, the Rev. $550,000 in cash had been received. Copley is the proposed location of a co·ed floor for community-involved students next year_ Donald Freeze, S.J. If the million dollar goal is Freeze, who has been charged realized, it will be an increase of with coordinating the main campus $265,000 over the contributions compliance effort, commented that received for fiscal year 1976. 'First Copley Could Turn Coed; the fund would be used to pay for Asked to comment on the reasons readers for blind students and sign for the Fund's growth rate, 'Courtin interpreters for deaf students, who said "the reputation of Georgetown under the new regulations must be is continually improving-certain eras RL Approval Seems Assu red provided with such services. were just not as pleasant as they are by MilesO'Brien charged, "We COUldn't accept it (the compliment to a member's classroom University officials say that it is now." He added that the presence of plan) as it was; the proposal did not experience. " too eally to tell how large such an Henry Kissinger as a professor in the - A proposal to set aside first annual fund would need to be to Copley as a co-ed floor for students explain how they are going to form a In addition to the special floor, Foreign Service SchOOl has added to the proposal calls for the creation of meet compliance requirements. involved in the District community is community _" Georgetown's reputation. three or four courses open to all However GU Director of Affirma B now under consideration by Resi Former Vice-President of Student ,0 Development, Patricia Reukel then students, a speaker series, a number tive Action Robert Branam and dence Life. University Coordinator for the com ""~' < • if Info Office Curtails Hours elaborated, "They need something of movies, and a host of other -.----.. The Community Action Coali less nebulous. The experiment wants activities relating to this type of pliance effort, told the Hoya that . by Julie Gaudio tion-sponsored proposal, if imple better development." volun teer work. personnel for aiding blind and deaf MICHAEL ZIENTEK The University Information Of mented, would create "a more However, Ritz commenting on the "We are not trying to create just students are available from private fice, which for years was open until structured place for people to discuss and government agencies, so that participate in the 'procedure as an what they're learning in the City," present proposal stated, "U's one of another clique," remarked Burke, 10 p.m., has begun closing at 8 p.m. only in extreme cases would the experienced personnel manager who stated Student Body Vice--President the better plans of this nature that "these schoolwide activities will Director of Public Relations Brent university have to supply its own was not directly involved in the Dan Burke. we've seen." insure that this does not happen: We Corporation. Zientek is now in a Breedin told the HOYA that few Burke stated, "This is not just hope that this community will serve people. Freeze said that "a rough esti "transition period" in which he is people were making use of the Under the plan, the floor would another excuse for a co·ed floor. The as a catalyst for further activity in service between the hours of 8 and consist of students selected by the Copley community would be a great the city_" mate" of the number of severely assuming Benton's duties until he handicapped students at GU shows at officially takes over in February. 10 p.m., therefore making it eco C.A.C. on the basis of their previous nomically unfeasible to be open after work in the city, past record in least 15 currently enrolled on the Zientek's goal is to "pick up from main campus. These range he said where Jon (Benton) left off and to 8. extra-curricular activities and grade , Breedin said he hopes to under point average, said Burke. from deaf and blind students to keep the continuity for a smooth RL to Investigate students confined to wheelchairs. However, added Burke, "It is not transition so that the Student Corp take a re-evaluation of the office, and However, Freeze noted that an necessary for a prospective stUdent doesn't digress as a result of the expressed the belief that the office absolutely reliable estimate is impos to have any past experience working change of Administration." could be tied more directly to Public sible due to the fact that the Zientek also stated that he aims to Relations. in D.C., the only requirement is at Reduction ofRD's University cannot require stUdents to improve the present services offered Breedin told the HOYA "It seems least ten hours of volunteer work per by Kevin Mager disclose their handicaps. by the Corp, and that the "Corp is to me the office, because of its week in the city, while living in the Campus, the 'New Area' consisting of Residence Life is' currently the dorms yet to be built, the Central Chris Shaw, a Georgetown Junior, open to student input although we location in Healy, has an opportunity community." who recently completed a survey of can basically perceive what students to be a real public relations service." The proposal is currently under studying. the feasibility of "real Campus of the Quad, Copley and locating its staff members" through Harbin, and the Darnall-St. Mary's· barriers to the handicapped on need. " He suggested that the establish review by the Special Interest Hous campus for Physical Plant and Benton noted that he will still ment of a separate student locator ing Subcommittee of Residence Life. the elimination of two Resident Henle complex." Director positions, according to Tom Planning, stated "almost the entire work part time for Unicycle after service could redirect many of the The final decision rests with Director Ritz emphasized that such moves make-up of the campus restricts the Zientek assumes office_ "I've been phone calls now going to the of Residence Life Tom Ritz, who Ritz, Dean of Residence Life. should not be misconstrued as Ritz told The HOY A that he is movements of the handicapped." here a year and I'm ready to go out. Information Office. stated, "I don't have any objections merely attempts to cut Residence Shaw pointed to the quad as being There are good people coming in." Margaret Wood, employee in the to the proposal as it stands now, so if seriously conSidering having no Life costs. "The bulk of our costs are Residence Directors (RDs) in Copley completely inaccessible to many he stated. Information office, requested the the committee does not amend it, I allocated ones," Ritz said. Allocated handicapped. He also stated that too Other Executive Appointments change in hours and suggested the will approve it." and on the East Campus next year. costs are those which are set by other These areas would be assigned to the high telephones, unusable bathroom included: Steve Katovitz, Treasurer, need, for a student locater service A proposal for a Copley co·ed areas of the University such as facilities, and curbs all present great and Beth Bartholomew, 'Vice Presi that would be separate from the floor was rejected last March by directors of two other dorms and Physical Plant (heating and house would simply "have 'Head RAs' to inconvienience to handicapped mem dent for-Support. Two officers were Information office. Residenc~ Life. At that time Ritz keeping), insurance, post office main bers of the university community. supervise the administrative and tenance, and debt service on loans. managerial tasks in each," Ritz said. "Obstructions coming out of the These ,costs cannot be altered, wall, such as water fountains, are "The point," Ritz continued, "is according to Ritz. "Only about 15% not to save money, though it is particularly hazardous to the blind," of Residence Life costs can be he added. prObable that it will, but to improve attributed to salaries, furniture and service to students by having people Joe Dephillips, of the Civil Rights general office maintenance," Ritz Divison of HEW said that George in more specified capacities. The said. The elimination of a single RD town has filed an "assurance of day-to-day operations in a dorm, only saves the University about compliance," which states that GU such as housekeeping, lounge renting $8,000 yearly. will comply with 504 by June, 1980. and seeing that the RHO functions Dephillips, while not ruling out the well, can probably be better handled Ritz stated that allocated costs possibility of "spot checkups" of by well-trained students staffs alone may force next years room rates to rise by at least $180.00. university progress, said that with working under work-study, thus 5,000 colleges and universities invol YRACOO leaving the RD with a little more In respect of ways of cutting ved, "we won't start any massive delimited job description," Ritz said. Residence Life costs, Ritz said that checks until we get a feel for the The Resident Directors of the two he is presently investigating the problem campuses." SALOON combined areas, likely to be New possibility of using students on Dephillips went on to state that if South-East Campus and Copley and work-study on the housekeeping a complaint was filed by a student :1243 20th Stree~ N.W. either Harbin or the Quad, will still staff, having baths and showers against a particular university, then 872-:1643 continue to exercise ultimate respon cleaned every other day, eliminating HEW would "check-up on the speci sibility over those areas and their the cleaning of the individual baths fic institution concerned." No com studen t staffs. in Copley, and perhaps lowering the plaint has been filed against GU, "I ultimately see four areas coor heating temperature by another three according to the HEW regional office dinated," said Ritz. "New South·East degrees. in Washington. ,------PRESENTS------· G. U. Investments Spark Fury (continued from page 1) The 4th of the companies, IBM, has over $85 million levels of output." in sales and assets in South Africa_ 16.1% of those In regard to recognition of black trade unions, he employed in its operations are non-white and Charles Feb. 5th AMY FEREBEE No Cover said, "As far as I know, we are not a manufacturing Watson, IBM senior information representation, attri operation so we don't recognize either black or white butes this figure to the kinds of jobs involved in its trade unions." However, according to a 1977 Xerox offices. "We think this percentage is good. It's been Progress Report, Xerox's principal sources of revenue in going up over the years. What must be considered are the Feb. 6th FILMNlTE Open Mike - No Cover South Africa are «manufacturing and fihancial service jobs involved data processing, sales,-all which operate at industries. " highly skiUed levels." IBM differs from the aforemen· Mobil also does not recognize trade union" in their tioned companies in regard to its training programs. It operations. David Taylor, Manager of Government offers internal training programs and contributes to Feb. 7th AMY FEREBEE No Cover Relations, explained," It is generally true that when you outside urban programs as well." have a very capital·intensive business the pay scale is However, like Xerox and Mobil, IBM has no trade considerably above the community (average) and the unions in its South African operations. Said Watson, "In need for unions are not all that great." Mobil's South South Africa no employees have chosen to be Feb. 8th FROG HOLLOW Cover African enterprise controls over $300 million in sales represented by trade unions. Not even white em assets, and employs 3,370 workers, 1,244 of whom are ployees." non-white. (1974 statistics.). The crucial issue concerning U.S. investments in Like Xerox, Mobil sponsors "considerable training South Africa is trade unioniz?tion, according to Feb. 9th-11th NORTH STAR BAND Cover programs, involving 538 employees" reported Taylor. Mark Anderson, of the AFL-CIO. "ft is not illegal for On the other hand, American Home Products has no black trade unions to exist and not illegal for managers official training programs in their South African to deal with these unions. Yet, companies don't because laboratory operations, Jerry Jibilian, an attorney for the it is much easier not to." Anderson emphasized that the company stated. Jibilian, however, was quick to work councils, or what ITT calls "channels of '------Next Week's Attraetions------, comment that "we have done considerable training work communication," must not be confused with black trade with the employees." unions. "They are not the same thing. Actually they are At the time of publication, American Home Products a device used to prevent organization of a bonafide black was unable to furnish more information. trade union," said Anderson. Though lTI does not recognize black trade unions as He also described companies' claim to fair employ such, according to George Massaua, Director of Public ment and equal pay practices as "empty and $1..00 Coupon Affairs on South Africa, ITT does establish "channels meaningless," due to the South African Job Reservation of communication with black employees, Joint com Law. This law excludes blacks from certain occupations mittees are formed where blacks elect their own that "just happen to be the mostly highly paid and representatives who, in turn, speak as union officials to highly skilled jobs," according to Anderson. the management." ITT resembles IBM in regard to oper Anderson said he hesitates to support the Sullivan $1.00o(fatDoor ational training programs. The company sponsors inter Principles, an agreement calling for a commitment by with thiseoupou nal training programs in addition to working with St. each corporation to equal pay and fair employment Anthony's, a non-business affiliated training mission, in practices. "The principle is a positive thing. My only South Africa. Figures released, to the Hoya reveal that hesitancy is what is it really doing, in effect? We haven't 69% of the total number of people employed in their seen them doing anything." South African operations are non·white. Of the five companies, ITT is the only business that While ITT did "lessen its business picture" in that refuses to sign the Sullivan Principles, The ITT Public country because promised changes by the South African Affairs Director defended the company, saying that / "the Principle is not strong enough. If we signed, it ./ government were not undertaken, Massaua asserted, "company policy still upholds U.S. businesses remaining would be misconstrued that we were starting from point in South Africa and taking an active role concerning 0, instead of way up there already. And second, in equal' rights." Massaua contended that "the U.S. essence, we feel the Sullivan PrinCiple is making foreign' businesses are a voice of dissent for the non-whites." policy for the United States." Page 4 The HOVA Friday, February 3,1978 editolials letters
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Founded January 14, 1920 MATTER ANYWAV ! :t WON;- BE ARoUND flt\ucl-\ 1-0 ~~ Senior Steal ANYHo'W .. - The Student Senate in recent weeks has to weigh the Issues most carefully, before devoted an exorbitant amount of energy to they vote. bickering over campaIgn expenses without Secondly, one must take into account that solving anything. Now, however, the' student turnouts for SG elections have not always reps have a chance to redeem themselves. In been overwhelming. Some may feel that to their last meeting before Student Government make the election look legitimate, you need elections, they can institute an intelligent all the ballots you can get. reform m the election process for SG This line of arguments fails to impress President by limiting the voting to under when you consider the possible consequences classmen. of senior voting. By currying favor among the It is not fair that seniors should have an seniors, a candidate could conceivably reach equal voice when they will be here barely long " office without gaining a plurality among the enough to catch the new president's opening underclass vote. Come September, the act. The reason why our system allows this is Georgetown student body would be repre shrouded in SG antiquity, but two possible sented by a man they didn't put in office. answers come to our minds. Such an election could hardly be called One rationale IS that seniors have four legitimate. years of accumulated wisdom behind them, and can therefore be counted on to help th~ So disenfranchise the seniors-they won't best man into office. Actually, the opposite be missing anything and it will insure that Kleinberg Offers Thanks and Advice seems true to us. It is underclassmen who will even if we can't have an effective student To the Editor: several projects we want to initiate candidates can spend to get elected. be here to suffer from the follies of an government, we'l] at least have a democratic r would like to thank the many that will help out different areas of Dave Kieinbelg the University, such as the Library, incompetent leader, and they can be c:xpected one. people who supported Jay Carroll and I in our aborted campaign for off campus hSlUsing, and Community Student Government Office. Relations. We encourage anyone who Point. r am sorry that for serious is interested in these areas to contact perscnal and financial reasons I had us, and we also urge all students to Double Standard to withdraw from the race. Although carefully consider the candidates Counterpoint I wiII continue to be a Resident before voting on February 15. Georgetown University must reVIew its investment ties. There may be sound argu Assistant, I plan to keep working for Finally, as a 'former candidate, I To the Editor: policies on financial in\'estments to be 111 ments to both sides of the South African Student Government until I gradu would strongly recommend that the Chris Ringwald incorrectly stated accord with its moral responsibilities as a investment question. Some claim that such ate. Student Senate significantly reduce in "How 'Catholic' is Georgetown" J esui t institution. investments promote the enhanced welfare of Both Jay Carroll and I have the amount of money presidential (Jan 27, 1978) that Georgetowll This has recently become an issue with the that nation's blacks, while others maintain Hotline gives out abortion referrals. As an affiliate of a Catholic institu revelation that the University holds close to that firms operating in that country carryon South African Investments: tion we are not allowed to nor do we $6 million in stock in American corporations activi ties quite to the detriment of the give out that type of iinformation. with holdings in South Africa. majority of its population. It should be the L.J. Erdman A Matter of Life or Money Director, Georgetown Hotline If the University IS to hold true to its duty of such a committee to examine this traditions, to, as the Undergraduate Bulletin issue as well as the role that those companies To the Editor: known, then financial return can not Chris Ringwald replies: I can appre Congratulations on Kevin Mager's be a primary concern of any aspect so clearly expouses, "a VIew of reality in which Georgetown has investments play in ciate the Hotline's discomfort over article on Georgetown's investments of Georgetown which is subordinate this, but information or abortion which. .. sees all men as essentially equal, as that African nation. totalling $6 million in South Afri to the whole. We do not teach racism clinics was provided over the phone endowed with a human dignity, always to be 1\1r. George Houston, University Treasurer, can-related firms. I don't approve of at Georgetown. In fact, we teach that both to me and another caller. respected," and to seeing "Its own function as was quoted as saymg that "the primary Georgetown's actions, but as long as racism is evil and contrary to the these investments continue, I am glad belief that we are all children of God. being th e se rVIce of hum;mkind eri te1'ion for University investments is finan they are being publicized so we can But our teaching is not simply what through activities that properly flow cial return." Such a philosophy is in direct think about them. is said in the classroom. It also Financial Aid from these," then certainly we have both a opposition to the goals and principles upon Ever since I came to the Univer concerns the actions of University sity in 1961, Georgetown has been officials, and the use of University moral and social responsibility to see to the which this institution was founded and still making efforts to oppose racism. At money. prudent investment of University funds. professes to operate. It is hoped that once the that time the Hospital and the Dental I think the Treasurer's office does Injustice The Student Senate's resolution calling for means by which our investments may be Clinic were racist. If a black person teach of investment and I believe To the Editor: went to the Dental Clinic for that investments in South African Three cheers to Greg Walker and the immediate organization of the Universi ty reviewed is established, i.e. the Committee on treatment he was told to go to related firms constitute approval of his article "Cabbages and Kings." Committee on Investments and Social Re Investments and Social Responsibility, that Freeman's Hospital. We've overcome racism. I see we, are supporting a Not only do ,students on Financial sponsibility IS only a proper and fitting this University's position as to what dict,ltes the most overt forms of racism. white minority government that Aid have problems running for response to both our moral commitments and its investment priorities will no longer be in However, the economic entangle. denies human rights and even human President of the SG, but they find an ment with racism may be just as life to millions of its citizens. I entire slew of them. the recent revelation of our South. African doubt. murderous. It's amazing to see in believe we should withdraw our For instance, many (and print, if it is true, that GU's treasurer investments from these firms as a wouldn't be surprised if it were George Houston told the Hoya that sign that we consider human dignity most) students on aid at GU must in his opinion, "financial return must a greater priority than financial defer parts of their tuition costs at be the primary criterion for Univer· return; a sign that we esteem life registration for lack of money. Why sity investment." In light of this, Mr. more than money. then, must the Controller's office Blackmail Corp Houston's remark about social res· All of us are involved in the add insult to injury by charging them ponsibility is not very impressive. I investments that Georgetown makes. an additional $20 late charge! Threatening the Student Corporationg with of the University. wonder if Mr. Houston would say I don't think we should be silent Furthermore, why must GU schol· that financial return is the primary when investments support racism. arships be allotted not on the basis of inclusion of a clause in the lease or at least a However, 111 principle, if Vital Vittles purpose for which the University Yours for racial justice at George. need, as with most top rate univer· verbal agreement which would ban the sale of officials feci there IS a market for a legal exists. If the purpose of Georgetown town, sities, but instead on the secondary contraceptives at Vital Vittles, is in effect non-prescription product, they should be able is the "Greater Glory of God," (the school marks of its recipients? dealing in blackmaiL to sell it. Accordingly, officers uf Vital Vittles Jesuit motto), or if the purpose is to Richard McSorley, S.J. Pat Sheehan fully educate, or to make the truth Theology Department SBA '81 Currently, the University has no set policy have decided that providing contraceptives in on the distribution of birth control devices. [f the form of condoms, foams and creams is a the administration fel t there was a need to service to students, and thus they should be write such a policy, the correct procedure able to follow through with this decision. Alumni Contributions: No Panacea would be to form a committee to study the If it were the students, say in the form of To the Editor: previous year. budget management-increased pro ductivity. The combination of in matter and to seek student opinion before the Student Government, who were to protest In your November 4 editorial, 2) This year's goal for alumni "Sky's the Limit", I was disturbed contributions is $1,000,000; part of creased revenue from all possible reaching a conclusion. the presen.ce of these items at Vital Vittles, by the panacea connotation given to a three-year fundraising plan under· sources and increased productivity We do not contest the University's legal this would be legitimate grounds for recon "increased alumni contributions" as taken by the Alumni Association (e.g. "temperature regulating com· right to pursue such a course of action: sideration by the Corp., as the students of a solution to Georgetown Univer· which is now well ahead of schedule. puter") in all areas of the University sity's so·called "band·aid" budgeting 3) National statistics from the is the most realistic solution to although Student's of Georgetown, Inc. IS Georgetown are in essence "stockholders" in process. Having served at .George. Council for Financial Aid to Educa problems encountered by private legally separate from the University and is a the Corp. and hence their views sho~ld be town as all administrator in the tion and the Council for the universities today. recognized D.C. corporation, it is still a tenant accordingly heeded. athletic, admissions and development Advancement and Support of Educa· Let me also add one note of praise offices, and now serving at another tion indicate that Georgetown raises to the competent, service-oriented Jesuit institution, I am most aware of more money than the average in staff of the Georgetown University the belief that increased fundraising relation to the number of alumni Alumni Associaton. Many times the efforts will bring wayward budgets solicited. Hoy a and others at Georgetown Board of Editors back into balance. Let me take this I state these facts merely to ignore the invaluable services offered opportunity, however, to cite a few indicate that Georgetown is achieving to alumni through the association, all Doug Schappert, Editor facts about Georgetown alumni con· commendable results from a very of which provide a very strong tributions: aggressive alumni fundraising cam foundation for the alumni fund Michael MacPhee, Managing Editor 1) Georgetown's Alumni Annual paign now underway. While the Hoya raising efforts. fund drive exceeded its $825,000 may conclude that more efforts have, James P. Lyddy, Ph.D., BSBA '67 Tracey Huglles, News Editor Chuck Arian, Features Editor Mike Lindquist, Sports Editor goal by $35,00.0 in the 1976·77 fund to be made in this area, I would Vice President for University Relatior. Alan Fogg, AssistantWelVs Editor Kathy Mohyla, Asst. 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Biko. Still, it's understandable that responded to calls by the Student the average Georgetown student Senate to adopt controlling guide HUSTlE should be more worried about an CIA ON CAMPUS lines and faculty input is mandate. impending mid·term than racial injus While research and covert mani tice an ocean away. But we are no~ by Cary Clennon . undisclosed CIA presence? Yes! puLation may largely affect only confronted with the fact that The CIA 'has been publicly Even the most prestigious of OR faculty and administration, there Georgetown has nearly $6 million unveiled in the last three years as institutions have realized the are many stUdent-oriented issues invested in eleven corporations which perhaps the most ruthless and threat to academic independence this new committee must address, do business in South Africa. devious of American policy exe posed by secret CIA funding of and the student representative MuscLE The issue is: what should George. cutors, surpassed in magnitude of research and .operatives on cam (senior Senator Greg Walsh) is Lenny Bruce once said that the town do, if anything, about its violence only by the military. pus. If a professor analyzes CIA responsible for airing our views. repression of words lent those words financial relationship to South Africa? Senate committees have proved data on the side without the • Covert recruitment must be ended a certain volatility. The more com Unfortunately, the answer is not the CIA culpable in various knowledge of his/her colleagues, and students must feel free to monly used a word is, the less clear-cut. international travesties, from the isn't privy to information slhe participate in discourse without intenSity it has as an epithet. Though overthrow of Chile's demo which may lead to more "scholar What is clear is that Georgetown fear their comments may become Lenny Bruce at times seemed com· ly" publications? In turn leading to has the option of attempting to cratically elected Marxist Presi the basis for a secret background mitted to liberating the slimiest tenure? A professor's colleagues influence South African politics in dent Salvadore Allende Gossens in investigation. Any professor that words in the English language, he had 1973, to the ludicrous attempts to cannot be kept in the dark about one of two ways. Either selling the consults for the CIA should make a point. infect Fidel Castro's beard, to research sources unavailable to stocks of those firms dealing with this known to colleagues and One word which has lost the unsuccessful entanglements in academics at large. From the students alike. Three and a half intensity of its original meaning is Southeast Asia which eventually student's view, is an International years of "higher" education have "racism." It seems that "racist" has required U.S. military inter Relations professor with an undis become just one more in a string of Catch 89/ closed CIA link any different vention. epithets, as in "fascist, racist, im But despite the CIA's heavy from a Middle East studies pro perialist pig," or, more generally, as a Ken Hafertepe international schedule, and de fessor with undisclosed oil com label for those who do not support spite the enabling legislation in pany links'? I cannot deny profes· programs for the poor, a manner in the National Security Act of 1947 sors the ir vested in terest, as which the term was used, albeit South Africa, or attempting to which speCifically prohibits do abhorrent as that is to my indirectly, against Jimmy Carter in redirect corporate policy to with mestic policing operations, the academic sensibilities, but at least the spring of 1976. In either case, the draw from South Africa ill protest, CIA found time to completely students have a right to know word no longer seems to pack the are possibilities. But these actions, infiltrate college campuses where those interests lie. punch that it did in the 1960's. however high-minded, have a cost" throughout the country. Pervert· While CIA-sponsored research One reason for this may be the and it must be made clear what that ing our coveted umbrella of can erode independence, consider muddling of the race issue itself. The academic freedom and indepen· cost is. the insidious effects of harassment civil rights movement originally ral Consider the dilemma faced by dence to suit their own ends, the and recruitment. Surreptitious lied around the notion of equal the Land Corporation, maker of CIA has posed as professors, background checks occur without protection under the law, in short, a Polaroid cameras, which recently administrators and graduate stu a student's knowledge after a color-blind society. By the mid pulled out of Sou th Africa in protest dents to use campuses for secret professor/recruiter passes the stu seventies, affirmative action had research and analysis, covert re over apartheid. While their ultimate dent's name to the agency. These become the prevailing ideology, and withdrawal was in accord with what cruitment, spying and harassment. intensive investigations are never those who called it "reverse dis From small private colleges (Am they believed were the long-term revealed unless the student is intelligence agencies are also al crimination" were in turn called interests of South African blacks. the herst, Georgetown) to giant public finally approached for a position. lowed into the U.S. by the CIA jaded me enough about academia racists. Intriguing indeed, especially many blacks who were well·paid by research institutions (U .C. Ber If not, the background informa totail and harass foreign nationals to realize that rules and com since they were only advocating a Land are now without work. keley, U.of Arizona) the CIA has tion is on file forever. Professors studying in this country, parti mittees rarely count, so students "color.bli~d" policy, against affir The grim truth is that the arranged secret funding and spon who use the academic setting to cularly Iran's SA V AK. must be the vanguard in protect mative action, ipso facto, a race-con progressive companies which are sorship of various research pro probe a prospective employee's With the international setting ing themselves. Reject fascistic scious policy. most likely to pull out are the ones jects. According to Sen. Frank thoughts lack respect for the of Georgetown and its broad te".~hings and the undemocratic The central difficulty rising from who are the most likely to have given Church, whose government opera education process and the stu linkage with the US government machinations of the U.S. govern a vague usage of the word "racist" is blacks well·paying jobs. The with tions subcommittee revealed all in dents themselves. on several levels (unending build ment.End all CIA presence on that when you really need it, the ,drawals may sometime in the distant April of 1976, the spooks are still Foreign students are routinely ing loans and grants: Henleville, campus! word is so overused that it's close to future hasten the downfall of apar among us. Over one hundred approached on American cam Lauinger, the new Academic Cen Cary Clennon is a member of meaningless. That word is needed theid, but only at massive personal American campuses today have puses by the CIA and. promised ter; R.O.T.C.; freebies from the People's Action Caucus and an now to condemn the policy of sacrifice bv South African blacks. CIA-linked personnel on their money and/or citizenship in re E.R.D.A. in the form of a new intern at the Committee to Stop apartheid in South Africa. Perhaps complete withdrawal is payroll, in most every case in turn for spying on their fellow power source; the S.F.S., etc.) Government Spying, an organiza The racial conditions in South the correct alternative. But it is visible to the university com nationals in college and back in there is no reason to doubt that tion founded by Morton Halperin Africa have recently been pressed imperative to think out all the munity itself. their native lands. Harassment our campus is a haven for spies in to monitor covert government upon the American imagination by implications of such corporate action Should we be "afraid" of generally follows refusal. Foreign from the Cold. Georgetown has activities. the murder of black activitist Steve before Georgetown acts.
Fact: the pressure, imposed from without as well as in many cases BlowiNG within, ranks even higher on a national scale. Go FORTIt TO Do Cit RisT'S WORk Fact: the quality of education here is good. "Without a sense of mission, a we will have recurring bouts of would not abide by any denomina ciple of coherence and the key to Opinion: the level of quality private university is incompre insecHrity over who we are and what tional strictness. It would not equal a intelligibility." Off cannot justify the level of real or hensible." So wrote William Buckely the purpose of GU is aside from college that is controlled by the With 45 million Catholics in the imagined pressure over academics in a "Harper's" magazine article growth. Church hieIarchy. And it would United States, there is a speci fically . here at Georgetown. advocating "Giving Yale to Con "The Big Lie at Georgetown certainly not mean a college that is Catholic mission for GU. Certainly TENSiON Justification: check with the var necticut" when he thought that University," Carroll Quigley wrote, hellbent on secularization at any these believ~rs should have the ious authorities and experts and see institution had lost its purpose. A "is that all its problems would be cost. opportunity to attend an excellent by Greg Zak just how many people fall victim one similar piece could well be written by solved if the University only had Georgetown should be a Jesuit university that is true to their beliefs The name's the same although way or another to academic tensions. one of Georgetown's alumni. more money." Obviously we are at a and Catholic University. There is and backgrounds. Certainly they sometimes necessity forces reloca How many, worn down by the rigors This university was founded on stage where Growth will continue. every reason for it to be~ We are here should have an institution of higher tion. Nonetheless, wherever my of all night cramming and general Catholic and Jesuit tradi tions, and But before we recklessly continue on to educate one another, to converse learning that will serve as a national humble by-line might appear, the abuse of body, arrived home to a frenzied drive for more and more, with each other and thinkers of the spokesman for those morals and essential question still remains: beloved "M" and "P" only to c"tch we have to decide who and what we past and present. The outstanding beliefs they are committed to. Who is Howard Beale and why is the flu, or look like hell, or sleep for are. We have to decide what our feature of the Catholic and the Jesui t Georgetown can truly shine by he doing these terrible things to our six davs? How manv take a semester As I 5eelt/ values and goals are, and then state intellectual tradition is the single adhering to its tradition and ideals. ivory tower? off or·seek counseli~g of one form or them spe'cifically in a credo. We have minded search for truth. It is in being We can dedicate ourselves to the Who indeed is Howard Beale? For another? to evaluate the sources of our true to this heritage that we can be a "creation of men for others" as those of you fortunate not to share How many have to blow off steam Chris Ringwald money, and the ways we spend it, first-rate university. Fr. Me Brien Pedro Arrupe, the leader of the my addiction to the celluloid med in the middle of finals so badly that and keep a constant check on the feels that a "university can be Catho Society of Jesus. would have us. We ium, he's the star of the hit movie they jump at bird calls and forfeit consistency between these and our lic because (1) knowledge, in the can make Georgetown a herald of the (always beware hit movies), "Net toilet paper for an evening? Last mission. broadest sense of the term, is uni Good News of Christ, and demon work." He's the fed-up and slightly December savs: MANY! we have been reasonably true to Georgetown should be a Jesuit fiable; (2) reality is coherent and strate the freshness and hope and crazy newsman who goes berserk on But thing; won't stop with "good those for much of our history. Today and Catholic University. There is no ultimately intelligible; (3) the meaning of that message in our own national TV and drives everyone in clean fun" at Harbin twice a year. we are forsaking this foundation in a reason it cannot be. " ... no case Christian faith embodied and pro age. Let us go forth to do God's the country to their windows chant They are bound to get worse. As the number of ways and for a variety of should be made," Richard McBrien claimed from within the Roman work. ing, "Goddamn it! We've had pressure for grades and success reasons, some of which were outlined of Boston College has written, "on embodied and proclaimed from with AS I SEE IT correction: Rev. Brian enough! We're not going to take it around here continues to rise with in previous columns. Quite unsure of the basis of some corporate inferio in the Roman Catholic tradition Smitiz S.J. has nol applied to be on anymore!" increases in tuition and without what or who we are. the university rity complex, that an institutional Catholic tradition provides the prin- the SFS core laculty. Well, then, where's this ivory corresponding increases in the qual pursues almost every opportunity to commitment of the Catholic tradi tower? Healy Tower, although stretch ity of education arid services, more get richer, bigger, and ostensibly tion is incompatible with quality ing even the most vivid imaginations, and more steam will need to be 'better." education and the highest standards is the structure to which I somewhat burned off and events such as When it furthers these ends, we of scholarship." sarcastically allude. Harbin's will be minor by com· appear Jesuit and/or Catholic. When Why is this? Robert Hutchins So what does Peter Finch have to parison. this identity is an inconvenience or explained that "The Catholic Church do with the clock that never works? Well, this certainly is a good way embarrassment, we do not. The has the longest intellectual tradition Everything, as a matter fact. to begin the New Year, says the effects of. this identity crisis are yet and the explicit tradi tion; that is, it is Last December 14th, apparently prophet of doom himsel f. to be felt fully, but they will most the only institution which is con responding to bird calls, (yes, bird Seriously though, there are some certainly hit home. scious of its tradition ... The best calls) the residents of Harbin and the steps which shOUld be investigated At one point in the future, service Catholic education can per Quad engaged in over two hours of and planned and implemented im Georgetown will wonder what hap form for the nation and all education shouting, screaming, water dumping, mediately. First off, the concept of pened. We will undoubtedly be much is to show that the intellectual toilet-paper throwing, and general the final examination should undergo bigger in accordance with the revered tradition can again be made the heart messing. a thorough examination itself. The Master Plan and hopes of most of higher education." The Wasington Post called it use of this "educational device" academicians and administrators, but A Georgetown true to its ideals "good clean fun." Some of the more should be studied and alternative critical paranoids from Residence "devices" explored and recom Life suffered from severe, cases of mended. "uncertainty in the face of respon The five-course curriculum should sibility" and "ignorance of human also be subject to review. A four psychology" (there is rumored to credit option on courses, allowing TOMBS be an epidemic in those circles). students to carry a four-course load, This is where Beale comes in ... should be quickly' discussed and Who or what drove so many hopefully implemented in as many Help! Ilm hun1"-Y ~ fn'fpea 'In Winter! students to their wondows with schools as possible on the main shouts, and toilet paper, etc. on a campus. BOOEYMONGER DELIVERS night before the day of many final Students themselves should take ~«,~ IMPROVED PIZZA exams? No-one got on the televisior action. Harbin·like fun and games are MAGIC SANDWICHES! and told them to do it (God knows responses to the problem but not that no-one watches televison in answers. Attitudes should be de Academia). There was no evidence of veloped which are healthy in regard financial persuasion, nor were guns to study, school and grades. Too pOinted at any heads. much cannot be said about the real In a certain sense, and for many need of true relaxation here in reasons, students pushed themselves Pressure town. to their windows with, shouts and These are just a few ideas, off the cries. In a much larger sense, the top of a not terribly innovative head. situation that is Georgetown at finals With time and thought, yes, with was the culprit. concern from some quarter as regards We spend an entire semester the pressure problem, ideas and working and worrying about our solutions and a better attitude will 15 ".inim",m, grades and our futures to the point result. CARRY-OUT ORDERS so¢' del'ivU"'1 that they become the same 'in mind. This suggestion is directed to the Call We take evenings off to "relax" but entire community but in particular thar1e- never really alter the attitude of to the students and faculty and 965-1789 purpose and pressure. Tension builds administrators who are in positions and reaches an unreasonable and to act. If there are no signs of unnecessary head in the all-or· concern and evidence of solutions, 1 AM WEEKDAYS, 2 AM WEEKENDS nothing (or almost nothing) finals. then more necessary blowing.off.of CALL Fact: our tuition is among the steam will certainly follow. 1226 36th Street NW • across from Walsh Bldg. 333-4810 highest in the country, competitive And just remember, steam can get with the respected Ivy schools. awfully hot sometimes. Page 6 . The HOYA Friday, February 3,1978 feQtules Helev idus Takes On 'Aiesec: International Jobs by Michelle McCarthy This ·is not always easy to do, should not be missed," observes 'At first glance, it would seem that because most companies are wary of Gerry Brady. A recent graduate of High this acronym for one of George hiring students straight out of school, University College in Dublin, Gerry town's most noted student organiza with little or no actual business ran on the track team in high school tions is a remnant from the "alpha experience. Despite this fact, George and college, while pursuing a business bet soup" days following Franklin town-AIESEC has managed to gar major. He joined AIESEC as "some Frontier Roosevelt's New Deal. Actually, that ner the support of such D.C.-Metro thing away from just studying. You is not so far from the truth. AIESEC, area finns as American Cyanamid, have a ·chance to apply what you're Last semester my colleague PUB-· (the International Association of Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and learning. You learn to take ideas, try LIUS wrote in these pages about a Students in Economics and Business Smith, Rockwell International, as them out, and make them work." course being offered on the subject Management) was fonned in the post well as various foreign embassies. Although the 22-year-old '5 intern of "The High Frontier". Although World War II era in an effort to improve the relations between the Georgetown-AIESEC is currently ship with the Washington head PUBLIUS justifiably attacked that playing host to two interns from quarters of the National Jogging course, he did not speak to the issue business and student communities. As AIESEC-Georgetown Publi abroad: Gerry Brady, from Dublin, Association is for nine months, other of the concept of human colonies in Ireland, who works for the National jobs range from 2-18 months. The space. city Manger Lisa Nizza explains, "AIESEC is the only international Jogging Association, and Fernando Irishman says he is excited about Let us be clear about one thing at Santoro, from Brazil, who is em America: the people, the cities, (he's the outset: Human colonies in space student-run organization of its kind in the world. We offer what every ployed by ,the Inter-American been to Boston, New York, Grand as well as space manufacturing Foundation in Arlington, Virginia. Rapids, and Philadelphia) and even facilities are quite probably tech is so that electrical energy may be remains that we did not seek to put a . student wants-:-the chance to get The Washington group located these his work. He handles marketing, nologically feasible. The unalloyed gathered and beamed down to earth. man on. the moon so that the practical business experience on the internships and submitted them to statistics, mail campaigns, and advises blessings that these L-5 colonies will This sounds wonderful until you Peabody Coal Company could have local ~nd nationall:vels." . the International Congress, where novice joggers who call in to the bring according to the unofficial guru remember that it is government an exclusive franchise to mine the ThIS opportumty for practical they were then computer-matched to NJA. In this way he says he is able to of the L-5ers, Dr. G.K. O'Neill, may money fronting a project that is moon's resources. Apollo and the busines~ experie!1ce abroad is one of a student who had applied for the accomplish what few people seem well save Western society. This is the going to ostensibly yield PEPCO a so-called High Frontier have separate the ma~n attractIOns of the small but type of position. that was being able to do: combine an avocation first time ] have heard one's pie never-ending source of electricity. It and distinct goals: The former was to expandmg. club her: at GeOIgetow~. offered. According to Miss Nizza, and an actual money-making venture. promised in an area literally above also puts government into the energy advance science, the latter to keep us AIESEC IS compnsed of approxl seven Europeans apply for each "As long you have to call what the sky. business in the biggest way con all consuming at a mad-cap pace. mat~IY. 30 Hoyas, but boa~ts of as American opening, so competition is you do each day a job," Gerry I have no objection to space ceivable. They are as similar to each other as proVl(i!ng 7~,OOO s.tudents In 55 stiff. Applicants are judged on the notes, "you can't enjoy it too much. facilities so long as they are built Before we call all of this electlic Skylab is to a wheel of Gorgonzola. ~ountrIe~ WIth varIOus types of basis of their participation in their It's better to try and find something without my money. What the Space ity a complete boon, let's not forget There is no question but that the mtemshlps. . local AIESEC chapter. Ten Hoyas you enjoy doing and earn a living manned space program of the 60's The Georgetown group IS one of Industry (and folks, it is big business) that the American Consumption will apply to such places as Austria, and early 70's produced valuable 66 "L.C.'s", or local chapters, with it, too.". wants is government money to Ethic has got to change. We have Belgium, Sweden, Egypt, Israel, and finance a project for private gain. been consuming resources at a wildly technology which can even be used around the world. !he ~embels of Per\! for internships this year. With the help of AIESEC, There are several rules by which increasing rate, not just energy but in the creation of manned colonies in an . L.C: comb th~Jr ~usmess area, Gerry-and thousands of other stu society runs, and one of them, all resources. Cheap energy for space. The technology was generated contactmg. compa~les III a~ atte~pt "For the business student with an dents like him-is able to do just indeed, RULE ONE is that if there is America does not automatically by the federal treasury's efforts for to locate mternshlps or trameeshlps. eye to travel, it's an opportunity that that. a chance to make money private translate into cheap energy for the the good of at! mankind, commercial ...------.....:.------, industry will be there trying to rnake Third World. The rich get richer· and as well as private, solar panels as well it. Risk and venture capital are the the poor start wars. The L-5 idea, in as Tang. To ask the treasury to be powerful engine for this sector of the other words, is premised entirely on opened up once again, this time to economy. the idea that the evils of technology bankroll the application of the It has been said that the cost of can and indeed ought to be cured by technology it had originally (and space manufacturing facilities is so the application of more technology. with considerable generosity) gener The Georgetown Connection high that only the government can As the gap between the lesser ated entirely for private gain proves finance it. Nonsense. Nothing pre developed and the Western nations once again that the captains of vents the major U.S., European and increases, the only technology that industry have yet to lose their shame Japanese corporations from setting might be at all useful is military. To when it comes to trying to sup from up and finding a separate corporation argue that "There will be enough the public trough. "It could be your ticket to life" to undertake space manufacturing. electricity to go around" is to ignore One can hardly blame them, in The anti-trust laws are no obstacle. every social and economic reality that there is a collection of starry When the Space folks go trooping up documentable since the days of eyed groupies and hangers on who to Capitol Hill, they have only one Adam Smith. will pronounce these patently com thing in mind: Government handouts Some have stated that the L-5 mercial efforts "scientific" as though Careers or subsidies to finance projects for idea is similar to the Apollo program. this is sufficient to remove the dirt Human Sexuality private gain. To realize just how This is not to be believed! The from their industry's hands. They Boozing & Bonging outlandish and silly this is, imagine Apollo program was not undertaken assume that since the government General Motors coming to Washing for private gain; it was understood picked up the tab for the railroads Recreation & Relaxation ton and asking Congress "Please before we began that it was under (both to build them then to buy Financing Your Lifestyle build us a new building in Detroit so taken for purposes of national pride, them back after they were bled FEBRUARY & MARCH Living with Yourself and Others that we can make Oldsmobiles in it. defense (principles of rocketry have a white) we'll all pick up the tab for WATCB FOR FLYERS We need the plant but we can~t way of being applied to ICBM's) and their Stairway to Heaven as well. A Place for God, a Time for God afford it." the advancement of science_ That And people wonder why my But this is not all. It is said' that there have been beneficial spin-offs Populist blood boils! another reason for these L-5 facilities cannot be denied. But the face -Helvidius
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Karajan are minor points of among the best available on record elegant First Symphony (which al interpretation, I do not believe that today. . ways sounds to me like a genius his major 'concepts can honestly be . From a technical point of view, impersonating Mozart) to the Ninth faulted. The musical pace is cleaner kudos are due to the recording Symphony (surely one of the most and crisper than anything I have engineers from Deutsche Gram magnificent and celestial creations of heard out of Karajan in recent years, mophon who have reproduced a full, man's hand), in each work there are and thankfully he has managed to warm sound. The Berlin Philhar emotions, ideas and delights that are keep his sense of the adventurous in monic plays with German efficiency to be savored and re-savored over check. and Viennese charm (rare for it) and time. Each hearing reveals new In part my difficulties with this to say that under Karajan's baton the insights previously missed. Beeth set stem from my belief that no orchestra plays well is to bespeak the oven's symphonies are my first pre-packaged set can match indivi. obvious. musical love, and I still reserve a dual performances of each symphony My first choice for a Beethoven special feeling for them. done by different conductors and set remains the George Szell/Cleve Herbert von Karajan has recently orchestras, recorded at different land effort on Columbia recorded the Beethoven Symphony times. It is simply not possible for (M7X-30281 and probably the best cycle for the third time (DGG one conductor to maintain the same bargain in the record shop). Despite 2740-172, 8 discs) and I am pleased level of perfonnance throughout the typically "American" recording to report that he's finally' gotten it these nine fiendishly difficult works quality found on the Szell set, it right. But this latest effort, though if they are recorded contempora features performances that have not, praiseworthy in sev'erai respects, is neously. Here, for example, I was for my money, been equalled ... not entirely right. It is, however, my disappointed by the lack of anything throughout. Szell's interpretation is second choice for a complete approaching grandeur in the, "Ode a bit "gutsy-er" an'd a little less Beethoven set, and in view of the to Joy" movement of the Ninth musical than Karajan's, but that is Crime Pays For Newman competition that is emphatically not Symphony and by the second move the way I prefer Beethoven. Kara to damn with faint praise. ment of the Seventh Symphony jan's effort has an undeniable appeal by Chuck Arian Shakespeare is for his. Maybe the father's death; "Here I am alone on . To his credit, Karajan seems to which just did not seem to come to Which, like Salome's Dance, becomes Randy's Newman's Little Crimi persona of "Short People" really the plain/Sun's going down/It's start· understand Beethoven's music very gether. However, the set can be more inviting as each level is nals (Warner Brothers BSK 3079) doesn't like short people. Or maybe ing to rain/Papa, we'll go sailing." well. He has given us a restrained, "supplemented" by discs of these examined and peeled away. contains perhaps the most controver· short people are a metaphor for There are several other good musicianly performance; one does two symphonies done by other -Ivan Katz sial song to hit the pop airwaves in bigots and close·minded types, as numbers on the album, two of them recent memory. I refer of course to some insist. It really makes no calculated to offend everybody: the first cut on the album, "Short difference. Only he knows the answer, "Jolly Coppers on Parade" and People." I mean, you could imagine a and he ain't tellin'. At any rate, it's a "Kath1een (Catholicism Made Eas· song that is directed against blacks, good song, perhaps the best on the ier)." The latter features "this old Have you had a "CLOSE ENCOUNTER" or whites, or Hispanics, or Jews, or album. Spanish priest that nobody knows" this year? - Don't keep it a secret Poles, or Italians, or gays, or ... you "You Can't Fool the Fat Man" is performing Newman's wedding to name it. But a song about short a moderately up-tempo tale of a street Kathleen by saying "Nel blu, dipin· CELEBRATE - with a special Valentine's Day people? Who could ever imagine such derelict who says "My brother is in to/Dipinto di blulFelice de stare/ Di gift from Passe-Partout. a thing? the armed forces/My sister is in jaill stare lassu," which is not Spanish and Only Randy ·Newman. His charac Won't you give me fifty dollars! So I appears to be no language known to terizations of short folk: "They got can pay her bail?" But the fat man, a man, though I could be wrong. little handsl And little eyesl And loan shark, sees that the man is just a Newman tells us that this formula "GEORGETOWN IS FOR LOVERS" T-shirts two·bit drifter, and "you can't fool "Means you love him/ And he loves (all sizes: white & navy) they walk aroundj telling great big lies" ranks almost up there with me." you." By the way Newman is another outrageous song he wrote a The title track is another fast marrying Kathleen because "I've few years back, "International Poli· number, about one criminal trying to always been crazy about Irish girls." HEARTS! HEARTS! HEARTS! tics": "Australia's too hotl And lell a former accomplice that the Another song that has started to Stickpins. bar pins. barrettes. friendship bracelets Canada's too cold! They all hate us gang no longer wants him around: raise controversy in the past week or anyhow! Let's drop the Big One "We don't need you round here, so is "Baltimore", Newman's vivid -earrings now." jerk.off/ Chuck, I want you off my portrait of a dying city. Featuring a (Sterltng heart ~lUds' 53.00: 14 kt studs: $7.S()) The only reason that "Short back." hard-driving piano, the music is People" seems to be raising such a Perhaps the wittiest tune on the gritty, intense, and very powerful. -necklaces fuss, with many stations absolutely disc is "Sigmund Freud's Impersona The lyrics, "Hooker on a corner/ (Including OUt sterling copy of the Tiffany heaT!. malachite or tiger's ~ye pendant~) refusing to play it, is that the song tion of Albert Einstein in America." Waitin' for a train" paint a vivid -Potpourri sachets features congas, a snappy piano, and Starting off with the sound of an word picture. -matted Valentine prints ... and more! background vocals by the Eagles. In oom-pah band, it tells how "In the The refrain sounds uncannily like other words, Newman has finally year of nineteen·five/Merely trying James Taylor's "Mexico", and this is Remember: Valentine's Day, Tuesday, February 14 written a song with music that will to survive/Took my knapsack in my probably intentional, pointing up the , 35th & N'Sts. - fit the 'TopAO mold. handlCaught a train for Switzer di fference between the places. , .. ;«across from Walsh} ' ..... , ',". An article in the Wasington Post a land." Eventually he winds up in . . 965.1943 Where Taylor sings "Oh, Mexico, few weeks back said that. shorL America, "where the people ... dream sounds so great that I just gotta go," people were not sure what to do of gypsies, I have found/And gypsy Newman sings "Oh, Baltimore, never about "Short People." Some were knives and Gypsy thighs/ That pound goin' back there 'till the day I die." protesting bitterly, demanding that and pound and pound and pound/ The similarity of music serves to the song not be aired. Others felt And African appendages that almost emphasize the difference in senti that protest would only serve to reach the ground I And little boys ments. playing baseball in th~ rain." Despite draw attention to "Short People", 13alUinore residents have taken these subtle criticisms, "You're the and thus to short people. Others offense at the "insult" to their city. realized that the song was, like most of best dream man has ever dreamed." On Newman's behalf, I say "no Einstein-Freud says. Newman's work, just a joke. Perhaps offense intended." You could have more intellectual than most, and thus Newman has always specialized in singing the gin-drenched torch ballad. substituted Detroit, Boston, Newark, not as funny to some people, but a or even my hometown of Hazlet, joke nonetheless. Actually, what this means is the songs mUsically sound like torch N.J. if you wanted and the effect fRACOO Randy was questioned on a TV would have been the same. Baltimore ballads, even though the words may talk show just the other day. He was is just a metaphor for any sleazy, asked why he had written the song. not, and frequently do not, remotely resemble a tale of lost love. grimy population center, and you The reply, pure Newman: "Because I must admit that Baltimore has a SALOON don't like short people." Of course, "Texas Girl at the Funeral of Her 1243 20th Sfree"4 N.W. that's not really the case. Father" is one such piece, offering more musical name than Newark or Newman writes songs with a·point ample proof that Newman's charac· Hazlet. Like I said, no offense. 872-1643 of view other than that of the writer. ters are not necessarily Newman, as The album's last cut, "Old Man on His songs deal with experience, exemplified by the fact that the the Farm", sums up my attitude on personal experience, but not neces· character in this song is a female. A the album: "So long, it's been good sarily his. Newman is no more short piece, illustrating the fact that to know you! I love the way I sing responsible for the opinions and this girl is now Ie ft all alone, and has that song." attitudes of his characters than really not accepted the fact of her The feeling is mutual. -mX-MEX BUFFET MEL BROOKS All you ean eat - $3.95 4 - 1.0 p.m. Draft Beer - 75¢ from 6:00 p.m. on
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The Publick Towards the other' end of th€', Georgetown alumni who brought America seems to run. We always House is to eat at with visiting ~ocial spectrum, there is Winston's on some undergraduate plans into frui invite friends to "meet us for a parents or on a first date. M Street, guarded by Brobdingna tion. One owned an old warehouse drink," and to talk about it "over a A step up for the citizens of this gians. Here, the days of an all-male and the other had a catchy Irish beer." Socializing at Georgetown world is the Foundry, on the C&O Georgetown and its three sister name. Aside from Thursday night, goes on as elsewhere. Many drinks Canal at Thomas Jefferson Place. schools (Trinity, Marymount, and E.J.'s is a very civil place and usually are drunk, much money is spent and Fortunately for your wallet, the Mount Vernon) are relived in a more a lot of fun. Weekend nights usually often a good time is had. An atmosphere will drive you away after bohemian manner. ·Next is Pall Mall, feature some good folksingers, and inordinate amount of time is thus one or two drinks. Plants sprout. where that girl you're talking to may sometimes some amusing audience spent in bars, and there is no from every imaginable nook and well be ten years your senior. Both participation. The service will dazzle shortage of drinking establishments cranny. Uncomfortable "young sexes are aggressively on the make you. Also for the Irish in heart or in Washington. The field is varied and lawyer" types survey nervous secre here. This place is Dixie Liqour habit is the Dubliner, across from almost everyone should be able to taries from couches designed during converted into a bar, complete with Union Station in the Commodore autographed Redskin photos. Here Hotel: The prices are high, but the students can come to see the first people are interesting and there is a . level of the Inferno where they'll be lively air. In Gaston Feb. 9 sent if their Q.P.I. falls too low. An excellent set of alternatives to Almost next door is Crazy Horse, ~ Georgetown is on Capitol Hill. One place like the Pub, but much more of these is the Hawk and Dove, with vulgar. Fashion shows are held here plenty of space, reasonable prices on Catch "Catch" for girls with wet T-shirts. If your food and beverages, and the happy by Kathy Mohyla owners, or recording companies. drink doesn't evaporate by the time atmosphere of this area. It is located "Catch a Rising Star," the touring "Catch" soon became a huge success you make it back from the bar to on Pennsylvania Avenue a few blocks version of a New York City night among the Night Club crowd and a your seat, the table will probably be behind the Capitol in Southwest. If club, wiII move in to Gaston Hall for regular stop for visiting stars such as too small to hold both your elbow you must get dressed up, go to the a 9 p.m. performance on Thursday, Milton Berle, Bill Cosby, Rodney' and the glass. As for th~ Bayou, the Gandy Dancer, one of Washington's Feb. 9. Dangerfield, Alice Cooper, Tony majority of its constituency read more integrated places. Here there is "Catch" features some of New Bennett, Chevy Chase, and others. "Motorcycle" Magazine and listen to a calm, cosmopolitan air with decent York's most promising comedians, Much later, "Catch" spawned such Rootboy Slim and the Sex Change food and drinks. singers, and musicians. In addition, greats as David Brenner, Freddie Band. Uptown from Capitol Hill, Catho three Georgetown University acts Prinze, and Gabe Kaplan. There is another group of bars in lic University students favor a bar will have the chance to share the Because of its popularity, the L and 19th Streets vicinity. One that is worthwhile to experience at stage. The best of these, selected by "Catch," on 1st Avenue, cannot of the better ones is Rocky Ra· least once. Fred's has cheap beer, and the traveling company's cast, will accommodate the numbers of college M treet is renowned its bars coon's, where one can hear both live food can be ordered although it is perform at the New York club later students and fans coming from all find an appropriate place for the the Roman Empire. (For more of music and, uniquely enough, what not advised to do so. The walls are· lubrication of the wheels of sodali- this sort of decadence, go upstairs at your friends are saying. Down the decorated with murals of a sort done zing. Over four years of exposure to The Big Cheese.) Here we may see block is Beowulf's, loud and crowded with cans of f10urescent spray paint. IIGeorgetown'acts will bars in Washington has led me to the what three years in law school in but good for dancing up 'a storm. The on-campus "Rat" (Ratskellar) at following categories and impressions. Washington will make us. Closer to Policemen and Redskin fans also Catholic is accomodating, dingy, The holy trinity of Hoya watering home in this category is F. Scott's, a drink here, and here they tank up on friendly, and probably less preten share the stage" holes is composed of the inveterate sorry replacement for the old 1789 Sundays before taking chartered tious than our Pub. 3rd Edition, Chadwick's, and the Market. In one of Student Govern buses to football games at RFK Actually the Center Pub is run in the year. over the country. Thus, they are Public House. All three are run, ment's more dramatic and bold stadium. P.W.'s, nearby on 19th well and imaginatively. Thursday "Catch a Rising Star" was created bringing their conviviali ty to G U. coincidentally enough, by the same efforts several years ago, the then Street, has a rowdier group from the nights provide what I am told is a in 1973 by Rick Newman, the owner The seasoned master of cere people, Georgetown Associates. They Student Senator Junior Saitta entrea singles crowd that frequents this small taste of night life near South and operator of two other night monies is guaranteed to warm any are staffed largely by GU students, ted the owner, real estate mogul area. Guys to.o shy for these three Capitol Street. The only drawback to clubs. He was thinking along the lines audience with his witty banter and most of whom develop an extra- Richard McCooey, to lower the age places can put on a suit and wait to the Pub is that 'an evening in line is of a new kind of entertainment flippant repartee, sharing the trials of ordinary sense of loyalty to their of admittance so Hoyas could pre be picked up by eager divorcees at rewarded by lights so dim you can't spot-one that would continuously either his latest club date in Miami or places of employ. The 3rd provides a r------..... see, space so scarce you can't move, interest the public while allowing the fears of his first appearance in happy medium in atmosphere that and music so loud that you can young talent to appear in New York Las Vegas. "Catch's" host will matches the neutral medium of the Campus Cinema neither speak, hear nor think. City. Many hopefuls on the brink of inevitably take you, laughing all the attire of its patrons, people whose The Groove Tube totters back inanity of prime-time comedy. that big break were to flock to way, to meet the headliners of the idea of disco is the Rolling Stones. and forth between brilliance and Ken Shapiro wrote and di My own current favorite is the "Catch" and try their luck at this hour. Most freshmen feel comfortable here banality. The several vignettes rected this sometimes satirical, Grog and' Tankard, on Wisconsin night club that is said to have an "air The evening's fare can range from on their initial forays into that land center around various foibles of often scatological effort. The cast Avenue near Calvert Street. The of show biz" about it. melancholy ballads to riotous routi· beyond Healy Gates. When they the television industry. A TV is filled with unfamiliar· faces, atmosphere is casual and friendly, Newman's concept was exactly nes. Entertainers of every style are all really feel adventurous and want to oriented parody of the ape scenes though there is a thirty-second and most of the customers know what N.Y. audiences and young in the realm of possibiIi ty. Anything let their hair hang down, they head from 2001.' A Space Odyssey is appearance by Chevy Chase, pre each other, or act like they do. This aspiring artists needed. Performers goes at ~'Catch a Rising Star." The to Chadwicks, down by the river inspired; a sitcom about two zany Saturday Night Live. is an excellent place if you wan t to swarmed to the club in the hopes of prereqUisite is talent; the result is an under the Whitehurst. Here there is a dope·dealers zeroes in on the -KCN talk with your friends, and not yell being seen by New York or visiting enjoyable evening of entertainment confused distinction between waiters at them over music that is deafening. Hollywood agents, TV scouts, cafe for all. Something for everyone. And it's free.
PASSION: SHARP AND flAT WINGED VICTORY CHECKMATE What better place for a study of the Pas Our fine feathered friends are among the Chess and backgammon are two of the sion story than the oldest Catholic institu more ignored members of the campus oldest board games in the world. Popular tion of higher learning in the nation. This community. But Student Affairs Dean Wil as they are, many people don't play well, if course will include the study of the musical liam Stott has undertaken to correct this at all. This course, designed for the begin setting of the Passion story from its earliest imbalance. He's offering an introductory ning or very poor chess and backgammon known developments to Bach's magnifi course in field ornithology stressing the player, will cover movement of pieces and cence. Course will utilize lectures, record study of birds in the context of the environ beginning theory of strategy through lec ings and with some luck singing. ment. Emphasis will be on the biology, field ture, demonstration and practice. Two MUSICAL HISTORY OF THE PASSION identification, and ecological relationships sessions backgammon, four sessions STORY /Walt Cramer/Thurs. 7-8pm/ Rm of the birds in this region. chess. TBA. INTRODUCTION TO FIELD ORNITHOL CHESS & BACKGAMMON FOR BEGIN OG Y/William Stott/Organization Meeting NERS/Phil Aronson/Monday 7- Feb. 9, 5:00pm, 102 ON 9pm/Place TBA.
THE BEAT GO ES ON ZEN AND THE ART OF BICYCLE People don't know how to dance any MAINTENANCE more. They just jump on the floor and The bicycle as the total mode of tran New Course Addition: bounce to the beat. But for the hapless sportation. Course designed to teach the Hoya who thinks there's more to boogying novice rUdimentary bicycle maintenance, than the hustle, this course is the answer. HOT TO TROT bicycle commuting in.the District, and bike HafhaYoga Three sessions teach such old favorites as When you look good, you feel good, as touring cross country. Format will include the polka and the jitterbug. Men will be the commercials says. StreSSing different lecture, demonstration and fieldtrip. shown how to lead, women how to follow, types of make-up techniques, this course BICYCLE MAINTENANCE, TOURING, Inquire af Registration as well as a few pointers on polishing your will show you how to look good. The rest is TRIPPING AND COMMUTING/Chris style. up to you. Topics covered include the right Ringwald/Wed. 7:30pm-8:30pm, Room POLKA/Thurs_ Feb 9 7:30-8:30pm. kind of make-up for different face shapes, TBA. JITTERBUG 1& II/Feb. (Tue.) & Feb. 23 21 evening make-up, hand and nail care,and (Thurs.) 7:30-8:30pm. advice on fashions and hairstyles. Individ ual attention to each student. BASIC MAKE-UP TECHNIQUES/Helga Registration: in Healy Basement Stoess/Wed. Feb. 8 to March 15/8-9pml RmTBA Friday February 3 lOam -6 pm Sa1urday February 4 11 am -4 pm
BASIC JUGGLING Utilizing demonstrations and individual the student partiCipation, this course is de signed to teach "basic classical" juggling using 3 objects. It will briefly cover the his tory and psychology of juggling. May pos sibly include circular juggling and variations upon it. Some practice is re niversl _~ quired, a:nd old tennis balls a must. Limited to 15 students. BASIC JUGGLING/Mike Walsh/Monday & Wednesday 4:30-5:00pmIProgram Room, Healy Bsmt. Friday, Februarv 3, 1978 The HOYA Page 9 ·HOYASportsQuiz A Coach & a Contract by Joel Szabat manner in which Thompson's con· of students would support a 5·year With basketball grabbing most for the AL batting crown? 8. The Orioles, Rangers, and Something happened. tract was signed is trying to abolish continuation of basketball. of the headlines these days, you a) Jim Rice Mariners each turned over a triple Georgetown's basketball program Hoya basketball, and should be shot The sad part is that we are not may not have noticed that within b) Carlto.n Fisk play last year. Which junior loop was embroiled in a dispute to which as a Boston College spy. Not so. given the chance. The curse of thig a week or so baseball spring c) Ron LeFlore club turned over two triple it never belonged. What is so repungant to many is administration appears to be its training camps will be opening up killings? This latest controversy was ignited that President Healy did not even paranoic fear of the students it is 4. The fledgling Seattle Mari by the announc.;ement that basketball have the common decency to let us here to serve. Much is made about in warmer climes. While the ners could scrape together only 18 a) Boston Red Sox players are loosening up their b) Kansas City Royals Coach John Thompson had' been know in advance that a new contract "our" Top Twenty team. But it is complete games among their pit signed to a 5·year, no·cut contract; a was being considered. Nothing so not "ours." Not so long as it is arms, here's a short quiz to help ching staff last year, worst in the c) California Angels the hardball freaks among us get 9. Kansas City's Fred Patek contract negotiated and approved precipitous as having the Student spoon· fed to the students like so league. Which AL club's mounds without the knowledge or acquie Senate ratify contracts is proposed-I much' pablum by an administration the kinks out of their heads. This men turned in the most complete swiped 53 bases to lead the AL week's quiz is devoted to the last season. Which junior-circuit scence of anyone outside the admini· wouldn't entrust that august body that decides what we want. games? stration. The campus media immedia Oh, we've adopted the basketball American League. a) Baltimore Orioles speedster was gunned down the most in the course of the year? tely picked up on the issue. eNGI·N.G squad alright, but until we have a b) Kansas City Royals The editorial board of the other SWl Wleldl chance to say, "Yes! we want 1. The Minnesota Twins led c) California Angels a) Bert Campaneris the American· League in runs b) Bill North campus newspaper seized on the Division I sports," it will never truly 55. Angel southpaw Frank occasion to lash out against the be our own. Of course, this carries scored last season, pushing 867 Tanana compiled a sparkling 2.54 c) Ron LeFlore men across home plate. Which AL 10. No American League squad "indignant furor" of those who J o El SZA bA T with it the chance of defeat, and the ERA in 1977, best in the wished to abolish Division I sports. loss of a first·rate team would club led the league in futility by American League. Which right knocked fewer homers than the stranding the most runners on Toronto Bluejays, who crashed One columnist wrote that opposing with my little sister's lunch money remove a vibrant force from campus handerwas runnerup to Tanana? Division basketball was like wanting much less a contract-merely some life. base? a) Nolan Ryan 100 circuit jobs. Which club had a) Toronto Blue Jays the dubious distinction of tying to "bomb the hell" out of a foreign time for students to voice their But as long as we are deprived of b) Jim Palmer country. The latter statement is false, opinions. Perhaps Healy & Co. would the time and the opportunity to b) Texas Rangers . c) Bert Blyleven the Torontonians at the magic c) Baltimore Orioles 100-homer mark? and both are smokescreens, clouding find that we are not Poe's raven voice our beliefs prior to an action, 2. The Boston Red Sox were 6. The Seattle pitching staff a) Oakland Athletics the issue. crying "Nevermore" to every pro then we are missing something much tops in the junior loop in home was last in shutouts last year, b) Seattle Mariners Some would have us believe that posal; in fact, it is rather obvious tha more fundamentally basic to a runs last season, pounding out holding the opposition scoreless c) Cleveland Indians anyone who is opposed to the given a chance, a resounding majority Liberal education. 213 round-trippers. Which squad only once. Which team's hurlers BONUS QUERY: Nolan led the league in both doubles and led the league in whitewashings? Ryan holds the single-season triples in '777 a) Texas Rangers strikeout record of 383. Who a) New York Yankees b) New York Yankees holds the all-time record for the b) Minnesota Twins c) Kansas City Royals most seasons leading the league in Intramural Basketball Rolls c) Kansas City Royals 7. Texas Ranger Jim Sundberg strikeouts, and how many times 3. Rod Carew led the Ameri led all AL catchers with a .994 did he do it? can League in batting last' term fielding percentage in 1977. ANSWERS: (continued from page 10) sank Argos 43-8. Up and Coming is tion pleaded no contest as One to with an amazing .. 388 average, Which backstop was runnerup to 'sawn (;1 Dogs, 68·21. On Demand scored down and out after being beaten by Ten counted their first victory. followed by Lyman Bostock, Ken Sundberg? 'UOSUl{Or JaneM (SflN08 ~:J (01 repeatedly on Rotundus ProfundUS, Great Defiance, 24·8. Medical Mar Satan's Jury sentenced Geritol Ex Singleton, and Mickey Rivers. a) Jim Essian ~O(;-l! (6::J (8 ~f!66··q (L ~L1-R(9 50-28, and Tuberosites forfeited to vels and Return of Dartos, in a press to a quick death, 44·22. Which of the following strictly b) Butch Wynegar ~(;L·(;·:J (9 ~99'l! (v ~9(;8'-;) (8 the Chimes. stunning display of sportsmanship, Adverse proved the maxim "justice is right-hand batters was next in line c) Terry Humphrey ~LL-H8 '66(;-HZ-o(Z ~86n-q (r In League C, the Enamel Toughs double forfeited to each other. blind" to be true in their 57 -10 loss The only game played in League to Satan s Jury. Geritol Express came D saw the Vagrants gang up on back from the dead to shear the Comic Relief, 25-12. There were no Bears, 22·21. The wounded Bears Are you interested in spending contests in League E. clawed their next opponent, One to The Law School Division, tradi Ten, 24-16, and Time Out took out some time in Israel? tionally hotly contested, was true to Adverse 4·14. MeAT form. In League A, Sprint overloaded In the last of the action, Amazing Park Packers, 33-21, after murdering Vegematic pureed E. Street Shuffle, Come join us on Tuesday, February 7 Justifiable Homicide, 30·23. The 38-19. Swampeaters II chomped.on Flying Burrito Brothers went 2-0 as the NBA Players, 28·16, and Lagahs at 7:30 p.m. they audited Net Earnings into flattened the Steamrollers, 35-22. submission, 30-28, before Harrier The Intramural Soccer season is Hands handed them a Forfeit. Hairier on the skids until the lower field LSAT· DAT George Washington University Hands were subsequently cuffed by loses its lake·like qualities. Intramu 800 21st Street, Room 800 the Park Packers, 41·20, and the no ral Director Greg Schulze stated that account Net Earnings were shattered unless the field dries up enough to • No charge for retaking course • Washington, D.C. by 5 Easy Pieces, 33-27. play on, some of the games may have In League B, Criminal Conversa- to be cut from the schedule. APRIL CLASSES NOW· FORMING I I Learn to play chess & backgammon at .tL-. • . Page 10 GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON, D.C. Friday, February 3,1978 Byrne Fifth In Millrose Mile; BCWinsby5; Not Satisfied Streak Ended by Gary Sherman by Michael Perlmute: . You might think that running a starting two normal benchsittei:s 4:06.1 mile and finishing fifth in the It hasn't been uncommon lately in against the Hoyas, and by always prestigious Wanamaker Mile would the northeastern portion of our having a fresh body or two to throw be cause for celebration. country for the covering of various into the melee_ public sports buildings to collapse, Georgetown freshman Kevin The Eagles, aware of George resulting in considerable damage. To Byrne ran that 4:06.1, but guess town's eith~r non-ability or non the distress of the 37th & 0 crowd, what. He's not celebrating. willingness to score from inside, the trend continued Wednesday even "There's still plenty of room for attempted to shut off the outside ing in Chestnut Hills, Massachusetts improvement and training," Byrne spigot for the Hoyas by applying an as the proverbial roof of Roberts said this week. "I had ample time to umbrella 3-2 zone defense. Initially, prepare myself both mentally and Center caved in on the luckless the resistaht Hoyas stuck -to their physically," he continued, ''yet when_ Hoyas, resulting in an 81-76 loss to guns - Derrick Jackson and Johnny Boston College and the erasing of you get out on the track and shake Duren - and were able to escape the hands with Filbert Bayi, it's another what had been the nation's longest first half with merely a 42-37 deficit. story." And the contingent of some existing college basketball winning streak. However, as all things must pass, 50 hometown (Paramus Catholic) Just as quickly as what had been (except the Hoyas to their, inside fans did nothing to ease the pressure game, 'that is) not-so-slowly, but on the 18-year-old freshman. termed "McDonough Mania" had hit . til the Hilltop, scornful old Lady Luck much-tao-surely, B_C_ (which some Byrne was bested by Dick Buer say stands for Bombadier Cobb) kle, who took the mile event in , ,,' _ It ~ turned her back on the Hoya ~ '~~ marksmen Wednesday_ And just as in pulled further and further away due 3:58.4 and Filbert Bayi, who ran a to both the long-range firing of 3:59.0, as well as Wils-on Waigwa of ; "~~.c the last few weeks Georgetown had lived by the outside shot, against the junior guard Ernie Cobb, who finin the University of Texas-EI Paso, and '~~ shed with some29 points, the sudden 'P" "m,.'.o stingy Eagles of B.C., they died by Paul Cummings of Tobias Striders. disappearance of Duren's shooting ~ the same weapon. The resulting tally Byrne "ran well," according to touch, and that of Jackson al coach Joe Lang_ "It was not a great f was a not-so-cIose-as-it-seems five together_ Being the only Hoya point drubbing, leaving the George race, though Kevin's time was one showing anything of a hot hand (27 tenth of a second off the school town win streak at its new school record-a "haunting" thirteen. pts), the Eagles double-teamed Jack record and qualifying standard for ..-- t son in the second half, preventing The contest began with both the NCAA's. Kevin could possibly Happier Times: Hoya forward Craig Shelton "skies" over earthbound Pilgrims on route to the Hoyas' easy him from even reading the Spalding have run a 4:03 or 4:04 if he had teams wound up to full tension; each 80-30 victory last Saturday over New England (the school)_ New England !the region) struck back with a testing the nationwide 55 MPH speed insignia on the side of the ball. done everything within his power," vengenance Wednesday, as Boston College eagled the highly-touted Hoyas. "You must remember that the limit. So far this season, Georgetown, Continuing their skid, the Hoyas Garden track is slow," he added. with its constant pressure defense fell further away, some 17 points to Byrne's time of 4 :06_1 was good and running, had yet to find an be exact, at 71-54, before finally enough to place him ahead of both Hoyettes Top UMBer 71-35 opponent who could negotiate any making one last rush at the Eagles. Mark Belger of Villanova and Steve kind of a tread guarantee on their Substituting Riley and Esherick back Scott of the University of California by Joel Szabat opposition, GU coaches Francis Carr sudden onset of plague among the shoes. Plainly, the Hoyas had worn and forth, on defense and offense Georgetown Women's Basketball and Pat Becker played their entire Hoyettes, stood no reasonable chance down and out anything and every Irvine. respectively, Georgetown pulled to rolled to an easy victory at Mc hand, giving every player court time. of winning. thing teams had thrown at them_ within five at 81-76 before the time To top it all off, Byrne went out Donough Tuesday night, dropping Partially because of this, team The defeat of UMBC marks the However, the B.C_ coach, Dr_ ran out on their rally, their win on Sunday and captured the two the University of Maryland-Baltimore efficiency suffered, particularly on second straight overpowering win for mile event in a meet against Ford Tommy DaviS, prescibed just the streak and their #11 national rank College by a 71-35 spread. The win defense, as the Hoyettes yielded 25 Georgetown, as they crushed Man righ t medicine for his Eagles in ing. ham, Rutgers, and Columbia. His upped the Hoyettes record to 5-3. second-half points. hattanville by 25 a week before. winning time was 8:57.3. The contest was a far from But the girl's offense was more The game was played before a In the two-mile relay on Sunday, exciting affair, and GU clinched it than equal to the task, tossing in- a sparse, but enthUSiastic crOWd, which the team of Paul Kinyon, Bill early. UMBC was outsized, out bucket whenever it seemed that tended to overlook glaring errors in Beaten Hoyas in Chicago Ledder, Steve Ferri and Ron Stafford organized, and outdepthed, and each UMBC might be generating some the technical performances of the took second spot. "Our showing was of these weaknesses showed as momentum, and keeping the lead two squads, and instead enjoyed the Attempting to rebound from their bier's offense spearheaded by Lloyd, not indicative of the shape the kids Georgetown rolled up a 36-10 win-skein shattering upset at the shooting guard Andre Wakefield, and are in," said Lang. However, he was halftime edge_ Mary-Margaret Dolan hands of the Boston College Eagles, center John Huntman is potent, their pleased with the anchor leg turned in and Mary Archer clogged up the the Hoyas now take a sojourn to the man-to-mt:'. defense, satisfactory by Ron Stafford (1:55.2) and the middle, both offensively and defensi- . Midwest, where they take on Loyola against the ball-control strategy of 1:54_8 split run by Ferri_ vely, allowing only an occasional 20' University of Chicago tomorrow their regional opponents, may be The two-mile relay team of Keith heave by UMBC's Patty Bosch (7 for evening. (Game time is 8:30 and the suspect to GU's 'run-:n-gun' offense. Royster, Eric Eklund, Ron Salik and 15, 17 total points) to pierce the :l flit will be covered by WEAM, 1390)_ Harry Gaffney finished a disappoint But to win, the Hoyas must either HiIltopper's zone_ § The 10-7 Loyola Ramb\ers should regain their soft touch on the outside ing third following a muscle-pull Bosch, in fact, was UMBC's entire .E prove to be tougher opponents than shots, or work on the inside game_ suffered by Salik. Their time of offensive displ·ay, one of only two ~ their record indicates at first glance. Given that both 6'11" Tom Scates, 3:26_3 placed them behind North Marylanders to have more than one " T'l1eir victories have come the hard and 6'9" Ed Hopkins have an edge Carolina and Fordham_ -" field goal. .£ way, including upsets of #2 Mar- on Loyola's 6 '8" center (Hunter), Unencumbered by any opposing ,g quette, and #18 Indiana State_ the latter task may prove to be the offensive threat, and with the ability 0.. The combination of a tough, easiest_ A strong board game by to dominate the boards and substi gritty squad, led by the Rambler's either of the Georgetown centers Sports Inside: tute at will, the Hoyettes methodi leading scorer Houston Lloyd and could spell the difference. cally picked apart the undersized seven other veterans, the home court The Hoyas lead in their series visitors. Maria DeVita and Kim Deck Starting guard Abbie Dillion popped in eight points in Georgetown's advantage, and the chance to knock against Loyola, 6 games to 1. Last Intramurals er spearheaded the assault, and had dumping of UMBC Tuesday night in McDonough. off ",11 (at least until the next polls year they defeated the Ramblers 12 and 11 points, respectively, but secure_ Any thoughts of a Maryland intensity with which the girls played. come out) ranked Georgetown could 80-70. GU returns home for action HOVA Sports Quiz nearly everyone got into the act, in comeback was, in any case, no more Tomorrow, GU journeys to Anna speJt trouble for the Hoyas. this Monday when they face off what proved to be a well-balanced, than a wilI-'o-the-wisp fantasy, as at polis to take on Navy_ Additionally, although the Ram- against StonehilI. although not at times well executed, no time did the visitors ever close to r------Swinging Wild offensive display_ Dolan and Ria within less than 28 points. Meagher were also in double figures, Bosch tossed away a futile heave and Egmond and Dillon had 8 apiece. at the buzzer, and GU found that it And More ...see p.9 Placed in a situation where their had won a placid, uninspiring vic For Shame, for Shame team so totally dominated the tory, over a team which, barring a Many spectators at last Saturday's basket went by before they. scored without the ball game found themselvcs asking two deep, referee's heIp_ From then to the bitter end it Intramurals Roll into' High Gear soul-probing questions: what is nation was a down-hill coast for the Pilgrims, who ally-ranked Gerogetown doing against a 1-8 have compiled a 7-47 record over the past bv Ed O'Neill with Mike Gaie night's loss to "too many players they laughed at the Flying' Circus, Division 3 Team from Henniker, New three years. being under the weather and not intramural action continued this 27-15. and gave Electro Schock . Hampshire, and why did I pay two d-ollars to Even the bulldog had trouble working up a week on the basketball court with under the basket," 3rd Loyola added therapy, 35-32. League A of the Men's Dorm another win to their skein, ou tlasting In League C, the Euclideans also see this fiasco? sweat over this one. Guards had to be posted Division seeing 4th New North sneak 1st New North, 10-6. 5th Copley sauteed' the Divine Mushrooms, What ended up as an 80-30 farce started at the entrances, not to keep deadbeats from by 4th Loyola, 11-10_ In League B won a close one over 4th New South 36-31. Dubliners sold out Gumby out with the best of intentions_ The transfer sneaking in but to prevent fans trom getting play, 1st Darnall picked up two 12-11. and 3rd New North forfeited Theatre, 24-22. The Divine Mush of the' Holy Cross game from January 21 to trampled in the mass exodus to the lobby for victories as they doused their bre to their cross-campus rivals, 2nd St. rooms lost their second, as the February 25 left the Hoyas idle on two beer. them from the second floor, 31-24, Dubliners chewed them up, 43-14_ Mary's. consecutive weekends_ The annual induction and slipped by. 4th Healy, 32-30. 3rd In the Men's Independent Di Riding high after last week's victory The only drama in the game was wheth~r New South forfeited to 8th Harbin. vision, League A's Slats III buried over the Gumby Theatre, Speed J{ills ceremony for the Ge9rgetown Hall of Fame New England would make 30 points. Thcy Sixth Darnall also won their first two the Molemen, 33-17, after operating shot by Who Cares, 31-29. was scheduled for one of them_ Eager to did-just barely. games, 25-29 over 8th Harbin, and on Brain Damage, 52-13. The Upset- In a church versus state battle, provide the visiting alumni with some sort of You can't, however, fault the outclassed God Squad rained frogs on the entertainment and expand GU's schedule to Pilgrims. Their school doesn't have the money Bureaucrats 28-14, in the only D the maximum 26 games, the Athletic Dept. or personnel for recruitment and scholarships League. contest. No games were played in the E and F L€agues. contacted over 150 different colleges before ~hat GU has_ They played at the calibre they League A of the Women's Inde they found a team with an open date. Even wen~ capable of, and deserved whatever pendent Division saw Kraquers salt then, we had to foot the traveling expenses applause they got from sympathetiC fans. away a victory over the Pros, 35-2. for the New England Pilgrims to entice them The same can't be said for the Athletic (That raises the Pros scoring total to to come here. Department which stooped mighty low to four on the season_) Gotta Love It ~ stuck it to Charades, 23-12, and bring us this game_ If they felt such a pressing B Annuit Coeptis spun the D.J.'s, Yes, And Who Cates? / need to provide bread and circuses for alumni ~ 16-10. visitors, they might have had New England 1E The League B Unknowns burst play the reserve squad, or. scheduled an . ~ into the limelight, blinding Star Gteg Kitsock S gazers, 12-6. Go For It went for it, exhibition contest on the order of the annual ,g 21-2, over the Happy Hookers. . The rest is history. So was Custer's last Blue-Gray game. Better yet, we could have 0.. Bradwell's Revenge played more like stand and the Titanic_ Seriously, it was a great gotten AD Head Frank Rienzo and aides Montezuma's Revenge, losing 18-16 The commuters' Washington Club (skins) peeled off a 56-7 win over the game, folks, except for that lull betwen the Steve Stageberg, Bill Gioiclli, John Blake and to Hoops. . Star Spangled Banner and the final buzzer. Cindy Chilton to suit up and defend Vegetables in this week's intramural action. In the GradjFac(Staff Division, Fans had a premonition of what was to 33-30 over 2nd Darnall. 2nd New ters sickened the Texas Leaguers, League A saw the Inlays waylaying Georgetown's honor on the courL Any of North beat 3rd New South in a close 35-18, and they also blinded the Knutches, 34-14, as Balls VI steamed come when New England took the court these alternatives would h ave been a more one, 33-31. Molemen 40-29_ Texas Leaguers got over Hot Rails, 21-19. The Anteaters, revealing a team whose tallest player towered meaningful contest an'd better entertainment The Women's Dorm Division had into the win column by lassoning smelling victory, nosed out the six foot five. One of the pilgrims bore a than what the fans go~_ a lot of action take place as 4th New I-Am-Thites, 20-18. Inlays, 36-26. Dream Machine's wish striking' resemblance to Chuck Wepner, the Before Wednesday's loss, Georgetown had South took out 1st New North The League B slate saw several to "send Knutches to Natchez on "Bayonne Bleeder"-a fact that served to 25-12, and 2nd New South doubled lopsided wins as Monkey Spankers Crutches," came true as they knuck won 13 in a row, a: school record and at the 3rd New North's six poin,t effort, jolted Electro Shock, 40-35, and led them under, 35-27. remind the spectators of an equally mis time the longest streak of any nationally winning 12-6_ A spokesperson from whipped Arnold's Dog, 46-21. Banff Mismatches were the name of the matched contest a few years back. ranked team_ However, the fact we had to the 3rd New North team claimed shotdown the Flying Circus 34-17, game in League B as Apocalypse The Hoyas put 16 points on the board feast on such a hopelessly outclassed op that "we're going all the way" as and they added a second victory by brought famine, pestilence, destruc before New England registered its first two ponent to keep the streak alive will only they bounced by the five from 3rd collaring Arnold's Dog, 46-21. tion, and death upon the Vertical Loyola, 20-6_ She attributed Friday Charles Blockley also went 2-0, as (continued_ on p. 9) tallies-on a goal-tending call. A whole quarter detract from the feat in the future_