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The Duel Observer Volume XX, Issue IX “Knowe Thyself, Not Be Thyself.” November 2, 2012 the Duel Observer Volume XX, Issue IX “Knowe Thyself, Not Be Thyself.” November 2, 2012 well, thank god that’S over “Am I the only one whose vagina feels a little Sandy right now?” forcing overtime just to show off her ta-tas. And when Younger Sibling parentS out-partY Children Mother runs ’ruit table; students embarrassed, I finally got on the table? I haven’t been spanked that nderwhelmed bY hard since the time I slipped ipecac in my sister’s O.J.!” u dejected drinking Culture By Mr. Olsson ’14 Sal Tethys ’15, ma and pa in tow, rolled in just as the Thinks you’re pretty lame Existential Crises Dept. party was getting funky and was there just long enough Mr. Snyder ’13 (SUDDENLY CLEAN CARNEGIE QUAD) The to see his father’s third back roll. “Shirts will never, Great Expectations Dept. continuing recruitment of future Alcoholics Anony- ever be bogus again,” (BUNDY SINGLE) When Donald Gardner, mous was aided and abetted last weekend when the he said between vio- 14-year-old brother of James Gardner ’15, was great mass of Hamilton parents ascended the Hill lent retches. “So long dropped off at Bundy following a cordial parents and proceeded to whoop their offspring at drinking. as I live, I will be sure weekend dinner at Nola’s, he had high hopes for The abject domination was so decisive observers made of that.” the night. “My parents let me have a few sips comparisons to Little Bighorn. The aftershocks have “I was actually of wine with dinner, so I was pretty buzzed al- reverberated around the campus in the days since, vis- doing okay until we ready,” he said. “I came prepared with a fake ID ible in the ubiquity of sweatpants, the overheard Kafka walked down the hill, that my brother gave me, a pack of rolling pa- “A first sign of the beginning of quotes, and the sudden popularity of ohgodhamilton- understanding is the wish to die.” and I saw the ’rents pers I found on the sidewalk, and a full sleeve of why.tumblr.com. grinding up against Magnum condoms.” The first signs of trouble came when a father’s the Bundy bar,” Allie Selene ’16 said. “I then realized But the night only friendly challenge to a game of beer pong was issued just how monumentally disgusting we all are as indi- went downhill from there. over dinner at Nola’s, ‘Just to, you know, remember the viduals. I’ve been having nightmares and hot flashes “We started playing beer good old days.’ Katie Eos ’15 recalled, “What followed ever since.” pong in some kid’s room, was the single most impressive streak of ball throw- When contacted for a comment about the sudden but they didn’t even put ing I think I’ve ever seen. I swear, there was a point proliferation of ennui throughout the student body, beer in the cups. They just in the middle there were my mom was intentionally John Nitterman Jr. just laughed. “My parents are dead.” filled them with water and drank out of a can. Are you fucking kidding me?” mid-pubescent Donald amilton eadieS for grams and diversity. I don’t know, The Spectator said it said. “I thought we were going to watch some KY h r was a good idea.” wrestling or do a keg stand or a line of coke off initial publiC offering Surprisingly, the deal has met great support among somebody’s dick, but instead I was trying not to Citing “Why the hell not?” college begins seek- campus groups. The Economics Department, currently spill Keystone on some asshole’s bedsheets.” ing underwriters preparing a hostile takeover of Opus I**, was thrilled By Mr. Kennedy ’14 When questioned about his shitty party, to see the school embrace a Wall Street solution. LDR Nesbitt-Johnston Sales and Trading Dept. James defended himself. “It was a super chill Club members were excited for the sexy corporate en- (CLINTON STOCK EXCHANGE) After growing pre-game – dudes getting drunk and listening to vironment to spice up their frequent affairs. Investment tired of pretending that they care about anything that’s dubstep. Plus, what the fuck does Donald know? Club members think somebody might even come to not money, members of the Board of Trustees unani- He pissed his pants until he was like 12,” James their next meeting. Darksiders were excited that the mously voted to file an initial public offering (IPO) Gardner ’15 said. influx of investment bankers would make every night with the SEC, the first step in trading Hamilton Col- As the night progressed, things didn’t get Mad Dog Night. lege on the New York Stock Exchange. This move, the much better for the brothers. When they arrived On Tuesday, the Administration overcame the big- first of its sort, would raise an estimated $300 million at Bundy dining hall, James promptly abandoned gest hurdle in making Hamilton® marketable—mov- in capital, selling the school’s academic integrity and Donald in an ultimately futile attempt to obtain ing Art History majors (the vast majority of whom will soul for around $8.75 a share. alcohol and pussy. Donald was miffed by his broth- die penniless and alone) off the school’s balance sheet. The school’s trustees, literally all of whom work for er’s decision to ignore him. “James is an idiot. He “Hiding them all in Bermuda turned out to be a big investment banks, decided that nothing could possibly could have used me to trick some girl into thinking win,” Director of Human Capital Nancy Thompson go wrong with putting Hamilton on the stock market, he was sensitive and family oriented,” Donald said. said. “We were like two seconds away from murdering which pretty much only does good things. In light of By the end of the night, Donald was them.” the possibility that the school would become beholden throughly disgusted with the idea of college. “I *See: “Bicentennial Weekend Spending Leaves School Without to profit-seeking shareholders, President Joan Hinde thought it was going to be like Accepted or Van Great Name Speaker,” “School Blames Hockey Team for Golf Cart-less Stewart reassured the student body that nothing would Wilder, but instead it was like a drunker version Rich People,” “AHI Considers Merits of Literally Fucking Poor People” change. of My Super Sweet Sixteen.” **The purchase is in limbo after Opus Larry suggested he would burn “We’ve been bending over backwards for years try- On the bright side, Donald did manage to the fucking school to the ground before letting those dickwad WASPs get ing to please potential donors.* Now we just have to smoke his first ever cigarette outside of Bundy the Mango Brie recipe. dining hall, which will lead to a debilitating ad- turn a profit by getting rid of athletics and special pro- diction and eventual death from emphysema. In this issue: Johns from New York City t S am am 9pm 12 3 he engeful pirit of a White Freshman Desperately Seeking t v S C Drunk Gov. Drunk Comp. Interdisciplinary Black Friend So He Can Post Articles On kirkland College 4 Major Lit. Major Major His Facebook Wall about Black Things tion C le e “The economy “That’s my “JILL STEIN. He isn’t the only will make a great runk favorite Ohio thing that needs “My Halloween costumes are ‘Zombie The- precinct too! first ladyyy. ;-)” See “Running out of ironic Youtube music videos for Dream-of-Radical-Education’ and ‘Sexy d stimulus and a Let’s boink.” job.” token gay friend’s wall,” pg. 4 Andrea Dworkin’s Critique of Pornography.’” fridaY five: thingS deStroYed bY hurriCane andY erver S S Compiled By Mr. Cavanaugh ’16 b 1. Martin’s Way: In a bizarre turn of events, Sandy o tore the bricks from a section of Martin’s Way be- tween Beinecke and the crosswalk, setting them back down in perfectly formed letters. Students emerged from their dorms after a few days’ hi- By Ms. Simons ’16 Simons By Ms. ternal bernation to find the message ‘Binge Drinking is e Ruining Your Lives’ (Editor’s Note: Bricks may have actually been rearranged by Dean Thompson). he t 2. The Bridge: As Hamilton’s sole thoroughfare linking the Dark Side and Light Side was washed away into the Root Glen by a swollen creek, some students report having seen a ghostly kitten emerge from the water wearing some sort of fruit-helmet. DRY: Someday we can achieve gender equality. With the right These sightings have yet to be confirmed, but Col- SeXiSt OF THE WEEK: education, we can raise boys to almost function as equals—co- lege officials say a number of “Kirkland College” herent, thoughtful people in control of their dicks. I know ANN DRY ’13 signs have been erected on the dark side, along with Ms. Ann Dry ’13, Government and Women’s Studies double- they’re a little slower and they can’t think clearly, but like any threatening graffiti left on male students’ doors. major, enjoys playing softball, going to the Womyn’s Center, and decent human being, I dream that someday, despite inherent verbally castrating the boys of her (unfortunately) co-ed floor. Her stupidity, men will realize the fact that their sexist stereotypes of 3. KJ Water Feature: Due to the storm’s excessive religion on Facebook is listed as ‘Feminazism’. women are misinformed, close-minded, and unfair. rainfall, the KJ water feature rose ten feet, over- flowing into the atrium and destroying several DUEL: This might be a strange place to start, but would you DUEL: So you probably aren’t a fan of your male peers… care to explain your shirt? almost-comfortable chairs.
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