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Vol. 75 No. 18 Serving John Carroll University Since 1925 March 31, 2000 ~------College Third Eye Blind Concert Success!
Kelly Norris Gambling Asst. Campus News Editor Driving straight from Purdue Univer sity the mght before, bands Third Eye Blind and Tonic played in the Don Shula Sports No Cheap Center for 1869 Carroll students last Sunday. "I think tt was a really successful campus event, .. said student union president Thrill Patrick Corrigan. "More people were able to come this year. It was a lot bigger con cert from last year. Last year Kulas allowed for only 1100 students, this year 2400 stu dents could come." Student betting is on One hundred student volunteers helped set up the stage and equipment for the rise the concert on Saturday and Sunday. Vol unteers consisted of student from the tu dent umon concert committee, the Knights Mark Boleky of Columbus, Delta Delta Xi and Alpha Rho. Senior Staff Reporter Tickets were taken by the concert commit
One of the most popular T-shirts this past tee and the executive board of the Student l'h<~tol>yllu«TaU Homecoming weekend was "Catholics vs. Con Union. Along wtth the ~t ud ent volurtccr ~. Third Eye Blind frontman Stephen Jenkins salutes the crowd on Sunday. viers," highlighting the rivalry of the John Carroll Lisa Heckman director of tudent leadership and Mount Union football programs. Student Union hi1cJ employee Maryt'!ltn \V:ll.\h, "Both ha11fb They sold like pointed ears at a Trekkie Best Audio to provide the commended the fooJ and the ho~pita!ity of convention, an ingenious idea borrowed from the stage. stagehands and other John Carroll," said Nicholas. "They said Notre Dame-Miami matchup of the 1980s. They labor for the concert. Third we were very accommodating to what they were the doing of Kevin, a junior at JCU, who Eye Blind provided their wanted." sold all 75 of the shirts he had. own crew, sound and light Twenty people mcluding the heads of An inspired act of school spirit? ing. The student volunteers the concert committee, Rombalski, Not exactly. and the Third Eye Blind Heckman and Rev. Richard Salmi S.J ., vtcc "I had to pay off my gambling debt," said crew worked together pre ident of student affairs, were gtven back Kevin (not his real name). "It had gotten up to when the band crew arnved stage passes. The volunteers' back stage about $300, and this helped cut it in half." Sunday moming at 8 a.m. acted as runners for anything the band Kevin's case of a built-up gambling debt Lights, sound and crew needed like food and water. Volunteers dur is one of an increasing number among college were all paid for by Student ing the concert left to get KFC for the con students around the country. More than becom Union as part of the con cert crew and Tonic. ing a major problem right now, frequent gam tract with Third Eye Blind According to Nicholas, when pnoto oyf\aur I\1C\.Uf bling at a young age serves as a jump tart to what Paddy Finnety got so excited, he couldn't stay and Tonic. asked about the behavwr of the crowd, Toruc could become an addiction later in life. on the ground. Tonic arrtved on said the body surfing was nothing unusual "Generally speaking, it becomes a prob campus at 2 p.m. Sunday and that behavior like that is expected at all lem in their 30s and 40s," said Ron Root, a former and Patrick Rombalski dean of students also and began their sound check at 5 p.m. They ar rock concerts. A paramedic, junior Jason compulsive gambler who now serves as a coun helped monitor and set up for the concert. rived with only their manager and no other equip Christie was set up at a table by the wres selor for the local Gamblers Anonymous. "In All student volunteers received a free ment. "Tonic's sound check was louder than dur tling room. most cases, it starts earlier as a teenager. It may T-shirt as well as lunch Saturday and break ing the concert," said concert committee chair Nicholas who greeted the bands take 10 to 15 years before a two or five dollar fast lunch and dinner Sunday. Volunteering Natalie Nicholas. "They said they purposely run when they arrived also said the bands were bet becomes a month's salary in a day." only when they were able, the 100 students a louder sound check to test the equipment." very pleased with how things were run. There are, of course, extreme measures worked in shifts. Set up lasted from 11 a.m. Band members of Third Eye Blind did They do not play many shows at colleges among even college-age adults, particularly when to 2 p.m. Saturday and approximately from not arrive on campus until 8 p.m. Sunday afte1 · and said Carroll was one of the nicer ven credit cards and the Internet is involved. The 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Sunday. staying at their hotel. Although Carroll volun ues. USA Today recently profiled a Pennsylvania col The predicted cost for the concert in teers were not informed of the song play list be "They were all very ruce, very thank lege student who ran up a $30,000 debt betting cluded $20,000 for audio equipment and la fore the concert, Third Eye Blind's manager had ful, ·igned autographs back stage. We sports on the Internet. His father had recently bor, $1,000 dollars for vehicle rentals and already instructed security about which songs didn'trun into any problems all day. I think died, and he piled up the debt on a checking ac $2,500 for cleaning. Verified costs include they needed to follow lead singer Stephen Jenkins the preparation of our committee and an count and credit card that he and hi mother $41,000 as the sticker price for the bands, throughout the sports center. The concert com ticipation of might come up had a lot to do shared. $4,500 mittee hired 50 security with it. Steve aid he really liked the small Perusing a college campus for a few hours men and women from Ten- filled atmosphere of the sports center." makes it clear how readily available getting on able Security to secure the Jenkins also brought his female the Internet and acquiring a credit card can be. bands and the entire area. puppy to the concert. The dog slept during This combination can be dangerous, as many stu Parkhur t Dining the show in the Carroll production office. dents are learning in this popular month of sports. Services provided catering When asked whether Student Union "It's easy as anything," said JCU junior all day Sunday. Tonic was would attempt to more big bands to cam Will (not his real name). ''You go to the page, served pecan chicken and pus, Corrigan s:ud, "that's our goal." pick the games you want and enter your credit requested Pellegrino water "We di. cu ed at the last Student card number." University and Coke even though the Union meeung whether or not to have two Though March Madness means millions Heights University has a contract small bands come nex.t year or to have one for sports bettors, the NCAA has come out police of with Pepsi. Tonic received big band like this year," said Student Union against all form. of sports gambling. Its "Don't ficers and cold cuts before the show. treasurer Kyle Bretz. Bet On lt" campaigns have run throughout the $150 for ParkhuN also had to provide "Do wt: want to spend this much tournament, and it ha supported legislation campus JCU students flock to the Shu/a Third Eye Blind with soy, money again? It was a lot of money and we security two percent, skim and whole were concerned about the ts. ue of having against sports gambling. Sports Center. In his testimony before the subcommittee guards. milk. "We served the crew students pay for their tickets. Overthis urn on technology. terrorism and government The total cost of all the expenses ts estimated all day and once the bands came !Tonic 1was ex mer and throughout the year we have to see at around $90,030. tremely nice," said JCU ~enior and Parkhurst what our options are." see BETS, page 2 2 NEWS The Carroll News March 31, 2000 News briefs JCU captures debate titles again
Commencement speaker announced Ann Dolgan sion), Catholic Umvcrsity (2- I). and team. Last year, JC captured the Staff Reporter finally Michigan (3-0). ADA tttle for the two combmed teams. The Carroll ews bas rccctved word that the 2000 Commence John Carroll University was a "The ADA 1s one of JUSt three who plac :d 3'" and 5'h in the varsity ment speaker Will be Sr. ~aurcen Doyle, OSIJ. She is the director of great host 10 the I 511 Annual American organizations that award natiOnal de dl\ iswn. the Urban Community School. 'he will also receive an honorary JCU Debate Associauon 'at10nal Champion bate championships each year," satd In add111on to these accomplish degree thi · May. ship 10 every way, but one. They re Brent Brossman, advisor of the JC U ments, Sovacool won the ind1vidual fused to allow any vis1t10g school to win squad. ''I'm very proud of Ben and honor of best debatt:r in the tourna Community PubJic Service Forum the national title. Katie." ment. On March 12, the JCU team of Lavelle and Sovacool defended Lavelle also became the first "Achievements and Challenges: 10 Years of the National and Katie Lavelle and Ben sovacool defeated the negative posit1on of the tournament female in JCU's sixty-year debate his Community Service Movement" 1s the topic of this year's ~th Annual the Univcrstty of Michigan on a unam issue in their winning round. tory to win 200 rounds in her career. Community Scr\·icc Public Forum. It is sponsored by thc Center for mous decision to with the ADA cham It stated: "Resolved: That the Only four males have accomplished ommunity Scr\·ice and w;ll be held Thurs .. Apnl 6 at 7:30p.m. in the pionship for varsity debate. In the pre U.S. should adopt a policy of con true this feat, ovacool said. Lombardo Conference Room. Hams Wofford, CFO of Prc~idcnt Cor lim10ary rounds. where 25 colleges and Live engagement. including the imme Brossman was also honored. poration for ational Service, President Clinton's nattonal service pro universities were represented, the senior diate removal of all or nearly all ceo I lc was selected a the East Central gram and Robert Goodwin, President of the Point~ of Light Foundation duo posted a 5- I record earning a num nomic sanctions, with one or more of Region's representative to judge the established by President Bush will be the featured panelists. ber one seed. This gave them a bye in the following nation-states: Cuba, final round of the Cross-Exammation the octafinals. Iran, Iraq, North Korean, Syria." Debate A ociation ational Champi In route to the championship, This marks JCU's first national onship, which took place in Missouri they defeated Wayne State (3-0 dcci- championship for an individual debate from March 17-20. Commuter Lunch Bunch
1 here will be chance for commuters to voice their opinon on BETS Wed, Apnl 5 fmm 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the Wolf'n Pot. Stop in for a CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 few minute and have a piece ofpiu.a and a can of pop whtlc you give coordinat(•r~ your ideas. This will be sponsored by The Office of Com information senate judiciary, the muter A ITatrs, The Counseling Center and The Rccreatton/lntramural CAA's Director of Agent and Gam Oflicc biiOgActivitics Bill Saum said, "Internet gambling offers students virtual ano nymity ... A growing con. cnsus of re White House correspondent to ·earch reveals that the rates of patho speak atJCU logical and problem gambling among college students are higher than any other segment of the population." Ellen Ratner ts the Whttc House correspondent and bureau chief There arc nearly 700 known gam for the Talk Radio News S~:rvicc and a political analyst on the Fox News bling sites on the ' ct. Since sports ( hanncl. She will speak Wed., April 5, at 7 p.m. in the Jardine Room. betting is illegal in almost every state, Ratner i. the author of"The Other Side of the Family: A Book for Re sites like www. portsbctting.com claim covery from Abuse. lnc~·st and Neglect" and "101 Ways to get Your their network is located in the United Progressi vc." Kingdom, or orne other location out side the U.S. Newsbrit'/5 wet\' compiled l~v Carrie Mack and can be submitted The Internet is also the home of A JCU student reviews his parlay sheet while watching a recent w the tww.\room 111 the' Rccp/ex by noon on Tuesdays. casino gambling, though it does not NCAA tournament game. seem to have the draw that sport bet ting docs. For one thing, many college rather than ri k it online. "It's something we don't sec students follow sports regularly, and The National Council on Prob very often, but a lot oftimes they don't Please welcome Kelly Norris and Steve putting money on the games can add lem Gambling identified that over half seek help until later in life when they extra excitement. of all adolescents have engaged in become financially strapped," aid Sorensen as your new Campus News Editor " It makes the games more inter some sort of gambling, and that num John HarshbargerofUCS. "We would esting," said Kevin. "You could have ber is most likely rising with the popu look at their background and the se and Assistant Editor. the two worst teams in the league, but if larity oflnternet betting. verity, and treat it like any other ad you have money on it, it makes the game For the purposes of this article, diction." fun." no students at JCU were found to be BYE BYEJCU! Kevin ays he has not bet on involved in heavy gambling or debt, games since the football season. When and the University Counseling Ser THE CARROLL IT'S BEEN REAl! he did, though, he preferred to go vices did not know of any students that through a local bookkeeper he knew had come forward with a problem. NEWS I'M OUT OF CREATIVE PSA IDEAS. The }uclicial Board Neeas JUST You! WRITE FOR THECN Pick up an application on the l..___ANDu_ P.SHUT_ Student Union door. Paid Advertisement The Carroll News March 31 2000 0 P/E D 9
Hits Er !Ml tJ s; § HIT: The Carroll News loves April Fool's. miss: Any people School-Sponsored who don't enjoy April Fool's. miss: The biggest April Fool's of them all: it's on a stinkin' Saturday so you can't even clev Stupidity erly get out of class. HIT: CN seniors say goodbye. miss: CN seniors say goodbye ... sniff ..sniff ...HIT: Moving on. miss: TI1e Carroll Activities Board held an event entitled "What Would You Do For $500?" Saturday March 25. The title is self-explanatory: Seniors who milk their JCU departure for as much as they student contestants performed a variety of outlandish acts in attempts can get. miss: Seniors who are too bitter about life to care to win the grand prize of$500. Prior to the event contestants signed waivers declaring their cho about anything. mis[take]: CAB's brilliant idea for Satur sen act would be "in good taste" and not include "nudity, pmfanity, day night entertainment. HIT: One more reason for school distateful conduct anything offensive. alcohol or anything tlarnmablc." Likewise the waiver infonned every contestant the Carroll Activit ies transportation to the f lats ... Even drunk freshmen wouldn't Board (CAB) had the right to <.ii squalify any contestant. be this stupid. HIT: Next time an RA catches YOU hug In retrospect, sophomore E1ica Roesch of the Carroll Acti vi ties Board stated that defming "distastethl" became a problem. As it tumed ging a toilet aft er a long night of t he hooch, just blame it on out JCU students were more fe rvent about $500 than anyone expected. the Schweppes Challenge. miss: If our ever-changing Students perfonned appalling acts in the form of eating everything from crickets to goldtish and performing a variety ofwater-acti\itics world ever comes to be ruled by vindictive goldfish, with everyone's favori te thirst qucncher: urine. As one participant someone's in a big mess of trouble. miss: Profs who be explained. the second place winner bobbed for cow testicles and apples in what he claimed was urine, on ly to tinish off his performance with lieve in giving out FA 's. HIT: If you don't know what it is, a healthy tooth-brushing usi ng a pig foo t. The first place winner high you can just keep on smil ing. Tonic and Third Eye lighted his crickets and goldtish eating act by drinking what he claimed HIT: was his own urine. Yet, no one was disquali fied. Blind concert, the SU got this one right. miss: Missing the ow, administra tors have gotten involved and a of Tuesday evening, Li !;a Heckman decided to revoke both the fi rst and second concert because you are too jaded to do anything JCU. HIT: place winners' pri ze money. Instead the $500 and $300 is now being Deans who care enough about us measly folk, to continue donated to the Make-a-Wish Foundation. However, prior to perfom1ing, contestants infonned CAB just teaching and enjoy it. miss: Deans have "lunch meetings" what they were going to do for $500. Unfortunately, due to an e-mail with cuisine other than Parkhurst ch icken patties. glitch, many _tudents did not know to sign up until the night of the event at which point they verbally informed CAB membet of their THE CARROLL NEWS planned act rather than presenting it in '"-1iting. Nevertheless, if at anytime CAB felt a contestant had crossed the llnc, that contestant Clare R. Taft could have been stopped and/or disqualified, per the wai\er each Editor-in C hie f signed. In all f.'!imess, we understand the CAB members at the event Lisa M. Foster did not intend for students to drink urine or eat live animals. As CAB Mana •in , l:ditor member Erica Roesch slated, CAB's intent was very different from Clare-ifying graduatio what was actually presented. Furthermore, CAB did act cautiously by Robert T. Noll requiring the contestants to sign the waiver. However. when all has Carpe diem is the usual name for this sta!T commentary, the last staff commentary for an outgoing Carroll ews senior. Advi er been said and done, CAB was incapable of understanding and enforc However, "seize the day" just did not seem like the apropos ing its own waiver. This concept of keeping in good taste sotmds Campus News Carrie Mack title fo r my final opi nion piece. After nearly three years on the Carroll Kelly Norris good, but when it came down to following through with the require ews staff, there are no more days left for me to eize. I can almost ment, CAB was ineffective. What occurred at this contest was the hear the coll ective sigh of re lief coming from certain admini Ira tors World News Megan Hetman showcasing of the poor judgement and half-witted behavior of certain and tudents. My time here is up, my 20 Jenny Radivoj John Carroll students. issues as Editor-i n-Chief culminate today However, CAB allowed the event to occur and allowed the win with th is issue. Features Maureen Liller ners to showcase tasteless ''talents." That said, the winners should be I think I have finally gone through Scott Herald awarded their prizes. The Carroll Activities Board failed in prepara all the stages of emotions experieced by tion and execution of the event. second seme ter senior . First there i the Arts Laura Elia We would like to address those students who won in Saturday's elation stage. ''I'm fi nally going to be out Katrina King of this pl ace!" However. the joy (for most contest. It is incredibly disheartening to know tl1at for $500 some ofu ) is sha n-li ved, and give way to the JCU students will do just about anything. The prize was only money. Sports Rona Proudfoot Clare Taft second tage, denial. This stage i slightly Gregory Murphy Money should not drive you to acts of animal cruelty. Maybe some of Editor-in-Chief longer and con ists of repeated references you need to quell your obsession with money in order to reevaluate to how quickly fo ur years have "fl own by" Op/Ed Stephanie Walters what kind of people you really are. Swallowing alive animal is cruel. and how great freshm an year was. Mike Mansmann Swallowing a dead animal for the sake of a contest is offensive. And But, we all know fre hman year wasn't that great. Getting dlinking urine was meant for people stranded on deserted islands with drunk at lea 1 five li me a week doe not qualify as a great year. So. Forum Kristy Calabria no water. the thi rd tage slips in, senior-itis. Also known as the "senior slump," But, the fact remains that CAB allowed awarded prizes. The it's that time when class becomes optional and drinkmg becomes Classi lieds Jim Vogel CAB members present at the event knew what was going on, and had more frequent than it has been since fre hman year. It's much like that time in high school when you told yourself. "I'm already ac the power to either stop a contestant or award plizes to less ofTensive Photography "ick Lever cepted to college. who cares?"' For me, thi period was marked by contestants. my lowest grades of high school and it looks like history IS gelling Advertising Rebecca S\\art£ Now that the admini ·tration has st\!pped in, the wrong people ready to repeat itself. Jenn) Capuano arc being punished. Yes, students did reprehensible things for money. The next stage, which I am slowly entering ts the celebration But, the money was ri ghtfully won. As painful as it is to admit, these stage. Gone are those feelings of remorse and depression. In this Cartoonists J ake Mrhicka people did legitimately win a contest according to how that contest stage instead of feeling the need to look back, you begin to look Chris Miklich was executed now they are entitled to the prize money. CAB made forward . Sure, these arc .. lhc best days of your life." There will .J a~o n Smith the decision, theretbre it is CAB who deserves to be reprimanded. never be another time m your life \\hen you w!lllive with only your It is unjust that in the end, Lisa I I eckman who is the administra peers, dfink like fish and have no real re ponsibili1ies. But. the besl Copy Editing Kris y Gasbarre tive advisor to the Can·oll Activities Board was allowed to decide who days are really yet to come. Seneca Smith got penalized and ho\\, CAB has noy,. gotten away w1th a slap on the The beauty of th1s fourth stage is that you realize how much better life is going to get. If you're like me, you ha\ c albums full of wrists while the prizcwinnl!rs have now lost $500 and $300 respec Photo Adviser Alan Stephen on. PhD pictures to catalogue the pasl four year~. The pictures arc still snip tively. The students played by the rules. CAB did not. The Cmvll ·~ •~ pubh'h ·J \1.1-...,.kl) h) the' 'tudcnts nf pets capturing one moment m tune which will never be lived again. John l.o.molll mvcrs•ty. ThC' ''PiniUI\."i C::\PI\.~'(.'\1 m t."dlhltl· Th
ing again. Tell CAB next year that "What Would You Do for $500" i~ past commencement. l'h~ Camlll :"\c\4.~ 1-. rnnkd on 7("'• rtC)d'-'tl ~\-"per One a no go. Activdy di. courage acts of animal cruelly. Encourage CAB I am going to celebrate the next few weeks at John Carroll. ~.:o py ufthc C" Mw ll ~ ~,· "" :-. t:o- ..l \ ,ul bt~ to ~.ll·h mcmtx"f of the JCU t:omm um l ~ at no Chl t\ Jdlh\mal \.:0(1J(':oo ar( \ ah.u•." d at to donate money to the Make-a-Wish Foundation or the Animal Pro and when they're over, I am gomg to celebrate the next stage of my 15 «nt c:.:;,h tective League. CAI3\ money, not the winners· money. CAB acted life. How ltJ reach us: foolishly in its implementation of the event. The administration should When I reflect on my time at John Carroll it will probably be (216)39"'-44"'9 (Editorial) stop following CAB's c ample and in ·tcad make something good oul with rose-colored glas ·es. because that's how retrospect works. You (2/fi)391-43981Busilless) can bet that I won't look back with regret, remorse or denial. We of a had ,'ituation. CARROLLIYEH .S@'jcwJ.mjcu.edu are all grown up and it's about time. 10 FORUM The Carroll News March 31 , 2000 letters to the Editor
Student The Carroll , ews wcl~omes ktters to the cdttor, as tt is concerned about our way <)f km>wing what you like or disltkc ab\>Uithc rats outside new::.pap~r. the campus or life in general. We require that Murphy Hall letters be ubmitted in The Carroll C\ s office · oy noon Just the other day after a lei on Monday to be eligible filr surely game ofbaskctballl was walk publa:al!on in that w~..-ek's mg back to the ,\1 urph to get some ..·ditton. l.etter:. should be work done. I was on my way to the typed, and no longer than door when I noticed somethmg mov two page~. double-spaced. mg m the bushes below me. I looked We reserve the right to edit down and what at first I thought wa~ a letters tor clarity or space small cat wa. actually a g1ant rat. Af considerations. Lctten must ter almost v.cllmg myself I fumbled he:' signed and accompanied around for my keys to rush inside. I hy your tdcphone number. am not afraid of mice but when 11 by Jason Smith and Chris Miklich comes to rats the si/e of footballs you might a~ well call me a little 1.ml be cause I can't stand the thmgs. I was m a panic but the thing was probably more scared of me than! was of it. so Question of the I just let the thing run away from me. The Purest Love hopmg it didn't try to h1te my .mkle otT. J sec th1s as a serious problem~ Week bccausc who wants giant rates runnmg When you picture (Jod, do you ten I think we go to God in prayer for around the Murph'! l·or all we know sec a king 111 some distant land who "big things" ltkc our future mate or a there could be a giant rat making his docsn 't care about you personally. but poss1blc JOb wh1ch 1s good. but God is home in a dryer. I low scary would that st1ll wants authority over you? Or do also concerned with "little things"like What makes you smile? be to open up a dryer and have an en or you see !Inn as a friend, someone you a misplaced photo. lie is that personal. mous sil'c rodent there? I would not can be personal and honest lie is a God of the big and small, but feel comtortable with th1s s1tuat10n with .. . someone you can express ev remember that lie is larger than all of unless there was some inspectiOn to ery cmol!on or attitude toward? our circumstances. make sure that the rats have not made After talkmg with some sill In response to God's personal their way msidc. I hope that no one dents, I know some of them look at character, some students still struggle else has to feel the terror I felt when God as being a distant bcmg who is with their prayers being unanswered. looking into the dark, beady eyes of not too concerned with our daily af Friends, all of our prayers arc that awful creature. The only other fairs. Some students think that God is answered ... some just not the way we theory I could have is that the one I for Sundays when we go to church. wanted them or in our time frame. saw might have escaped from the Some students simply do not care K'eep in mind that part of prayer i re Parkhurst supply before they had a about God. quest, but remember we arc finite fool chance to -;laughter it and serve it to Regardless of what we think, ish creatures dealing with and Infi us. the lloly Scnpturcs make It clear that nitely wise Being. God loves us all God is a personal God. In fact He perfectly and He has our best interests Patrick Shunalum numbered the very hairs on our head. in mind. Do you tru t Him? Fn:shman But aside from how lie uniquely cre Dear Lord, thank you for lov "Summer and wam1 'Thoughts of ated us, we need to know that lie wants ing us so much and for being so per weather.'' graduation.'' Letters ana to be our best fncnd. Although lie sonal. You are a God that we can ron knows what we arc thinkmg, He still to who uccepts all ofus. Lord, 1 pray commentaries ao wants us to communicate with Him. that we may include you in each days Lauren Frey Stephanie Evans not reflect the lie wants to know about the things that affairs and tum to you .for guidance in Freshman Senior views of eaitors or cause us to fear, like our struggle and all areas. Thank you again for your doubts. But fie also wants to know amazing love. In Jesus 'name, Amen. staff of what makes u~ happy and what give THE CARROLL NEWS us joy. We need to include God in our plans not just the large ones. So of- Amy Plut is a senior at JCU Get Ahead of the Pack Cuyahoga Community College "The fact that Dave, Summer is a great time to take those courses Morgan, and that don't fit into your regular schedule: Anthony are my best introductory courses, tab courses, and friends!' electives Jay Styperk Freshman
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UH mayor to hold JCU World I Local Boxers Regis Philbin quits as 'Millionaire' host to keg party in her backyard join Carson Daly on MTV's TRL It was announced yesterday that Rcg1s Philbin '" 1ll step down from his position as host of"Who Wanh to Be a Millionaire?" so that he Mini Me was in college and I've alway. wanted The 30 kegs w1ll be prov idcd by can become Carson Daly's co-host on 'v1T\ 's 'Total Request Li.,·e." Short Man to be a beer bitch o this is really as the city of Umvers1ty I !eights. Fund Aftt•r the announcement Phtlhin sa1d, "I know this is the best University Heights mayor, Bar much for me as it is for the students." mg for the kegs will come from the move for my career and I ha•c always wanted to be on M TV. My dreams rel Rottweilcr. announced yesterday Food at the cookout will be recently passed . chool levy. ha•e come true." that he will hold a 30-kcg cookout in provided by the University !!eights Parents of the commun1ty have ABC' announced that Kathie Lee (iiiTorJ will replace Philbin as her backyard for b~.:comc con the host. !he announcement ofGit1(1rd as the· IW\v host came as a . ur all John Carroll cerned because pnse because Ci11llml JUSt recently announced that she would be lea\ ing students on thc1r tax dollars "I ive With Reg1s and Kathie Lee" to spend more time" ith her i:1111ily. Thursday, May "I can't stand that f#@*ing b@$% *! She \v 1ll be gomg to In order to accomodate photo by Kelly Capow•kl thing about it. THE This student had a bit too much when sampling the new vodka Role Model: St. HoT SPoT fountains. Ignatius, at least Screech Powers up, a beer will do that," said Schwinn. he has arms and Quinn's The best hair around Virtually every building on Save up your orange juice and campus will have access to beer or li legs. Location: Pkasl'. ·ou know with a tickl'l fo1 underage drink get your cranberry jUice ready. John quor. This comes as a relief to those Favorite memory where it's at. ing or gl'l a datc with a cop. Carroll Univers1ty water fountains will who find it hard to make it through nO\\ be hooked up to a 800-gallon sys the day without the help of cold one. at Carroll: Just What is it? A small txu wlth DMe-ablr? ot long term, but tem pro~iding th.: campu · with non "Whoohoo! ow I know I can Carroll kids and a guy llilllll'd is om• night good enough for watching what stop vodka make it from class to class without Charb. you? The decisiOn, powered by the ha\ing the shakes," said junior lnecda the students Wba goes there? /l.nyont• with ,1 What else is in the area? All the English Depa1iment, is scheduled to Beer. really good fah lley. it ran I'\ en other Lee Road favorites, the take place at the beginning of next The locker rooms and all ath really do late at be someone from t hl' opposiu• Pub. Parnell\ and TavCo. :chool year. letic facilities will also be night. Sinners. "Who doesn't like a good tiff accomodated with these goodies. s1•x. As long as it's good. .Food? At Quinn's the selection If you were Prices: Prices? LPt the bartender is gourmet if nothing else. Bags dnnk to start off the day''" said Even the pool will have a beer ma take can· of that of stale cheese popcorn are avail Fredenquc 1 ravador, university pro chine installed. granted three volone. Known only as Lenny, the Var Atmosphere: You ran sec all the able seasonally. If you must look According to Father Eddie sity swimming coach strongly sup wishes, what people you know from school. elsewhere, travel no further than chvvinn, uni\'ers1ty head honcho, ports thi deci ion. would they be? The only differNlce is that the · Whitmore's for mac n' cheese. John Carroll s1gned a contract with "Come on, the girls have won will be wearing a tighter shirt and Celebrity sigbtings: If you wait Colonial Club, the producer of qual 15 straight conference titles! Hey, if A bust, a bust, a have a beer in their hand around long enough, omeone in ity 42-proof vodka, in early March. they want a beer to help them through bust. What makes it so cool? You can a leopard skin thong might show olonial Club will be providing all the practice, I say go for it. I'm sure I'll have a few beers and go home up. vodka for the fountains. have my drinking hat on," Lenny said. Motto: "You -Compiled by Ali1·s Bliss In add1tion to the Colonial "Hell, for all l care, they can replace Club deal, JCU recently signed a con the water in the pool with vodka." know what they tract with Anheusier Busch. Their " I think this is one big tep in say about guys The Features Section wishes everyone a Happy Budweiser brand of beer will replace the right direction:· aid Tra\ ador. April Foors Oay! all pop machine · on campu with beer tudents are currently cam with big heads." Ana a special Happy 21st Birthday to Matt machmes. paigning for more sub tancc to be -C..m1piled /.>y Mr. Tr«tle Jordan! "Evei)'One here ne..:d to loosen prO\ ided on campus. Mr. Carroll News April Fool's! ARTS Give me five Prince to resurrect "Purple Rain" Tour Top of the Cleveland is second stop on tour schedule Charts Top 10 Singles Brittnay Spears movie)." Fans can also get discounted Staff Singer/Reporter 1. ~Boys Don't Cry," ttckets 1f they purchase th ts v1deo. "PURPLE RAIN II: The Artist Formerly known as Contact your local Prince fan club for The Cure Prince is soon-to-be formerly known additiOnal infom1atton. THE RETURN OF as 'The Arttst' for a re urrection of Prince is now ready to go back PRINCE" 2."just Can't Get his 1980 "Purple Rain'' tour. on tour wtth his infamous songs like Enough.·· Depeche The return of Prince i based "When Doves Cr}" and "Purple TOUR SCHEDULE on the fact that his record sales have Rain." Prince \\ill begin his tour on Mode 4/5 BUFFALO, NY been steadily declining and the hate Wednesday in Buffalo, Y and then 3. "Pour Some Sugar on mail directed at him has been on the be in CJc,eland on fnday to play at rise since he changed his name to 'The the Odeon. ror more informatton or 4/7 CLEVELAND, OH Me," Def Leppard Artist.· Prince. as he once again wants to purchase tickets call (800) GET 4. "Relax," INXS to be called. will begin his "Purple TIXX or visit Pnnce 's website to pur 4!9 DETROIT, Ml 5. "U Can't Touch This," Ram II: The Return of Prince" tour "Purple Rain" came out in chase onltne at this April. 1984 and was a huge www. used to bet heart 1st nO\\ 4/11 MIAMI, FL MC Hammer "! felt that the fans that have success in the music industry. i' mplainoldpnnce.com. 6. "Let's 1alk About been with me since day one, my loyal followers. were feeling neglected," 4/13 DALLAS, TX Sex,·· Salt-n- Pepa Prince said at a Los Angeles press confusion cleared up. 7. "You Shook Me All conference last week. "My music ha. "! felt like a lot of the music that 4/16 LOUISVILLE, KY evolved so much since I first started was coming out during that period was Night Long .., ACIDC out, but I am still the same old Prince. repulsive," said Prince. "However. the 4/18 ST. LOUIS, MO 8. "Bernadt'tte," 1 feel their pain and this is my way of mu ic I was making was still creative The four 1bps showing just how much I do care and innovative, as well a borderline 4/19 DENVER, CO about them." brilliant. So, one day, I deemed my 9. "Hangin' Tough," Prince sparked much contro self 'The Artist' and the name stuck. I 4/20 TuSCON, AZ New Kids on the Block versy five years ago when he came must add that I was going through a out stating that he wanted to be re mid life-crisis, but my p ychiatrist say 10. "Can You Take Me 4/22 SALT LAKE CITY, ferred to a 'The Artist.' The media I'm doing much better now ... as long High Enough." as 1 take my anti-psychotic pills, which UT dubbed him with 'the formerly known Prince is especially excited as Prince' part because, apparently, is actually the subject for 'Let's Go Damn Yankees about the resurrection of his their was ome debate around who Lhe Crazy II.' This version's a bit differ 4/24 LOS ANGELES, real 'The Artist' was. There was much ent from the first." "Purple Rain" tour. He is even CA speculation if it was actually Michael Prince will be promoting hi going to don his old 1980s Top 10 Adult Jackson or possibly Madonna. ot "Purple Rain" tour with a re-release hairstyle, as seen in this 4/25 SAN fRANCISCO, until Prince legally bought the name of the movie with added footage about picture taken last week, to CA Movies for a respective $5 trillion was this the making of "Purple Rain (the get into character for the tour. 1. "Who ·s Your Big Daddy?'' Movie to be filmed lvis s 0 2. "Good WH\ Hump\ng· •· ' : the~}?Jf on JCU campus 4. Ame can .:>nntr on ua 5. "The Whore House Run DMC upcoming mo,ie called "LO\C and The King will perform in Kulas Rules'' Staff Rapper/Reporter Other Indoor Sports," based on the 6. "Free My Willy" The newest addition to the novel by Haywood Jiblomee, will be Joe Mcintyre Hollywood setting is John Carroll gin filming on JCU's campu. this sum- Former teen-heartthrob 7. "Sleeping With the Univer tty. Sources confirm tnat an mer. The rumors are true. Elvis Other Sister" The movie. which stars Brandy, was in fact spotted in the Quad on 8. "You've Got Tail" freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jennifer Love Tuesday and he is literally back Hewitt, revolves around the trials and from the dead to play a show at 9. "The Insider-Her" tribulations of college life. The char Kulas Auditorium on Saturday 10. ''The Sixth Nipple" acters involved are strangers in the be night. Though he still will not give ginning and more than just friends in reasons as to why he has been in the end. hiding for so many years, or dead All three stars are, reportedly, as was reported, Elvis is alive and very excited to come to Cleveland for kicking. What would you the filming of"Love and Other 1ndoor "I am very excited to play Sports." at Kulas, but a little nervou , too," do for $ 1 billion? "I've always wanted to come to said Elvis. "Thi will be my first Cleveland because I've heard it's a show in over two decades and 1 Brandy great city and J also know some people haven 't spent a lot of that time TAXI in town," said Hewitt. "Do you know practicing. llowever, I think that I (The Activities Joe? He's a really great guy and he's a Though he would like to will have enough fans in the audi Exhibited here are lot of fun , too." ence and drugs in my system to forget the days when he "I think that thi movie will re give me the boo t that 1 need." dressed like this, Elvis is Illegal) Group ally allow me to polish up my skill a The John Carroll Music De willing to accept his past and wants to know. an actor," Brandy aid. "I feel really partment has lent Elvis a few of start over again. lucky to be working with an acting vet their instruments and band mem eran like Jennifer. I can't wait to get bers for practice and to perform this Though El,is will not have Bring on your on the set of' Moesha' and tell every weekend. much time for practice, he will have one J'll be working with Freddie. Or plenty of time for stgnmg auto raunchiest, maybe I can write a song about it?" graphs. I 'or those interested, lewdest, Steven Spielberg wi II be direct Elvts will be in the Boy's ing the movie and he is equally anx Locker Room in the Don Shula crudest Freddie Prinze, Jr. iou to gel Lhe tape rolling on JCU's Sports Center on l·riday after self-depricating campus. noon from 3 p.m. until 6 p.m. Sptelberg. who has family in hJJ more 111 formation or act. the area. was 'isiting Cleveland last to purchnse !Jckets for I; I\ 1s 's Chri tmas ''hen he ands hts wtfe. ac grounbreaking show, call the tress Kale Capsha\\, came across JCL. J( U box ofticc at 397-6666. "Kate and I went for a walk and The shO\\ .starts at X p.m and We'll judge your we got lost. Next thing I know. we're ttckcts go on sale thts afternoon. standing next to an oversl/\:d statue performance, of some guy ·s head and I knew I had found the setting for my next movie." Elv1s. pictured here on and then the The relea e date for the movie Wednesday, practices administration is tentative. but it will probably be for his show in Kulas. coming out sometime around next Elvis is back to the will take away Easter. The cast and crew are ·et to body he had in his your prize. arrive on June 15 and be finished tap svelter days. Jennifer Love Hewitt mg by the end of August. The Carroll News March 31 , 2000 ARTS 5 Third Eye Blind performs to divided crowd ence wasn't really represented to the CA 'm~Ar•·· ···t···· puolic at large," said Jenkins. Though he had otTers of b<: mg at the Oscars instead ofplayang Re';IN at JCU, Jenkins said that he was nght \\here he wanted to h.:. After all. colleg.: ktds understand what THIRD EYE BLIND ]eb sing about the most . !hose who were on the floor Don Shu/a Sports Center were lucky enough to catch Jenkins throw props out to tho: audience and those of you \\ho were not on the Katrina King fl oor will know better next year. Assistant Arts -Editor Third Eye Blind, better known to the ir fans as 3eb, graced John Carroll's campus on Sunday evening. The show went surprisingly well for a band that is best-known for their ra dio-friendly pop tunes. " We were sitting in the balcony for the first five seconds of the show and it was awful, so we went to go see if they' d let us on the floor," said Sophmore Tara Kaminski. "They did and after that the show was awesome." 3eb covered their most popular songs from the first album as well as covering most of the tracks on th eir new album. The bands' elaborate set added a creati ve qual ity to the perfom1ance, at ~ammount cmcl€ Members of Third Eye Blind are (from L to R): Arion Salazar, Tony Fredianelli, Stephen Jenkins including a leopard couch and a gold, 20616 no. paRk sL vb. and Brad Hargreaves. moke-spitting dragon. shak€R hts .. oh 441 Some students had a different on to say that Stephen Jenkins, the lead "Everybody said I was new material and hope to shy away from 216 ~ 3 71 ·6886 opinion on the performance. "It si nger and guitarist, sounded horrible. pretty much unteacheable," said being donned as a two hll wonder group. sucked. Everyone should have stayed "Not only did he have monotone vo Jenki ns of himself as a child. "I'm very proud of the songs th at home and watched the Oscars," said cals, but the sound equipment was bad 3eb, who recently put out a were on the radio, but I think that what ~In € IRISh CfOObS Tina Marchiano. Marchiano also went too." new album, are optimistic about their Third Eye Blind 1s about to ats core audi- TONIC ot only was the audtence "We've been up for about screaming and singing the lyrics, but three days straight, which means Don Shu/a Sports Center there was also a lot of crowd moshing we've been buued for three days going on. During the performance, the strai ght," said bassist Dan Lavery. Laura Elia meshing got so out of control that se "The performance had a strange fee l Arts Editor curity had to rescue several people from to it, though it felt really good to be To nic took the music industry bein g crushed by the hyped up crowd. up there.·· by storm with the release of "Lemon Onstage, the lighting added to Russo, who had to be taken Parade" in 1997 and took JCU by Tonic's strong guitar rifTs, from intense to the hospital early Sunday after Concerts storm on Sunday night when they yellows and oranges during their fast noon due to an ear, nose and throat played in Don Shula's Sports Center. numbers to cool violets and blues dur infection, performed well, especially Tonic played an impressive set of bal ing the slower songs. under such circumstances. "I guess 3/31/00 lads and left the audience wanting One of the most poignant mo l 'm not going to be working the kiss Ruff Ryders, Cash money Tour at more. ments during the concert was when Hart ing booth tonight," he said. The band started off the show told the audience the story behind one Despite sickness and being Tracy Chapman at Palace Theatre with un deni able energy in their first of Tonic's most famous songs, " lfYou stationed in the boy's locker room, number "Open Up Your Eyes." With Could Only See." Apparentl y, I Iart fell the members of Tonic still kept a 411/00 an obvious and intense chemistry be deeply in love with a girl and wanted to sense of humor about the situation. liquid Soul at Peabody's Down Under tween band members, especially the marry her, only to have her leave him "You know, we actually don't lead singer Emerson Hart and lead and break his heart in the end. mind being put in the boy's locker 4/l/00 guitarist, Jeff Russo, Tonic played to Tonic has come a long way in the room. We've been put in girl's locker the crowd. The enthusiasm felt within music industry and a long way from rooms before, but there were no girls Rollins Band at the Odeon their home in California. in there," said Laverty. 4/5/00 Bryan Hdams at the Palace Theatre mouies In theilters this weeh: " High fidelity," stilrring John Cusilch Rosie Perez ''The Skulls," stilrring PiluiiUillher " East -West," stilrring Silndrine Bonnilire music 3/l/00 Big Pun, ~~Yeilh Bilbg" John lennon, 11/milgine" Hce of Base, ~~Greiltest Hits" 3/11/00 DaBrat, ~~unrestricted" OJ Dan , 11flnother Lille Hight" Tonic 's lead guitarist Jeff Russo and lead singer Emerson Hart. The Carroll News March 31, 2000 FEATUR E S 4 CARROLL STUDENTS JOURNEY TO ROME The trip began innocently dina! Ratzinger in the courtyard of the with us in the rooms of St. !gnat ius. It Peter's. Again, our seats were amaz strengthened old friendships. enough. On Thursday March 2, we Doctrme of Faith offices. ing. We were on the altar, within feet Junior Chris Barringer said huddled in the brisk wind of the That afternoon, we vis of the Pope! "Being in Rome for 8 days with my Belvoir parking lot, waiting for our ited the Museum for Roman Wednesday afternoon we fellow classmates, and then coming ride to Hopkms International Airport. Civilization and St. Paul's Ba toured the Coliseum and the Roman home ... feeling like they were my best The group resembled a mi~h mosh of silica. Saturday's events were Forum. Our group viewed the Ecstasy friends: it is that sense of community different personalities and interests. rivaled by the Beatification of St. Teresa, and we visited our third that made me realize the value of my Yet, by the end of the trip, we had Mass on Sunday. Forty-four Basilica of the Jubilee pilgrimage: JCU education." Sophomore Mary molded into a group of friends Ar martyrs were beatified by Santa Maria Maggorie. Grace Tokmenko said, "The Rome riving at the airport, we checked our Pope John Paul II, and our Thursday and Friday, the end of trip brought out the best in all of us. hags, and it finally began to sink in ... seats were on the altar stage, our week in Rome, proved to be as Standing in the shadows of the loom we were going to Rome' within 15 rows of the pontiff busy as the first six days. We visited ing and magnificent St. Peter's, and During our layover in the New himself. After the large, out the Catacombs of St. Callixtus and our tossing our coins into the incompara rk airport we had our first "class" of door Mass on the Pmua of St. last Basilica of the Jubilee pilgrimage, bly beautiful Trc\ i Fountain, forced us ,he week. From this evening on, we Peter's, we climbed to the top St. John Lateran. We met the Mayor all to seriously reevaluate our obsti met every night for about two hours of the Copula of St. Peter's, of Rome, had Mass at San Clemente nate loyalty to Amcrica ... to think, if to discuss the events of the day, and toured the Tesoro, and visited and visited San Pietro in Vincoli. only for a moment, that perhaps our ha\ e a briefing of the historical sites the Castel SantAngelo. An exhausted, but fulfilled, way isn't the only way. We fell into we would see the next day. We spent another day group of Rome pilgrims trudged onto the routine almost immediately. The pon arrival in Rome Friday at Vatican City Monday. Our a plane Friday afternoon. We trudged wine. the oranges, the gelato; the mar afternoon. our group of 35 qu1ckly group had the privilege of because our feet had never felt so much kets, the stone roads, the obelisks ... and unpacked at our hotel. Casa Kolbe. meeting a representative from pain; we continued to endure the pain a few leather jackets later we were That afternoon, were able to get our the Otlice of the Secrcta1y of all week because the sites and events regular Romans. Never before have I bearings in the City and toured the Cir State for the Vatican. We were so awesome, the only emotion felt such camaraderie with my clasc cu~ \laximu~. Santa VIana 111 were escorted into the Papal we felt was excitement. It is amazing matcs!" Cosmedin. Boeea dela Verita. Palace by a S\\ 1ss Guard. and the amount ofacti\ ity squeezed mto a Outside of all our scheduled Capitol me I 1111, P1azta V.:ncna. Pan had an exclusive viC\\ of the week! The famous tourists spots. such events and tours, the Rome 2000 group theon. Santa ;\1aria Sopra Minen·a and papal residence and the pmna as the Spanish Steps and the Trevi will never forget the kindness of Dr. Piazza ~avona. Th1s was quite an in from the rooftop of the pal Fountain, looked much different in Cesareo. lie was truly a good leader. troduction to the Eternal City, and fn ace. Later that morning. our person! We also enjoyed shopping on His stamma and organization through day mght our exhausted group rested group toured the Sea\ i of St. Melanie Shakarian, Phil Mark '\lationalc and in the area of Compo the week was amazing. His presence \\ell a tier dinner and our evening class. Peter's Basilica. and we spent and Hilary Schwartz at the de Fiori. We had fun in "debriefing" made the group feel very comfortable On Saturday, we spent our first the afternoon 111 the Vatican Circus Maximus. scss1ons, exploring the city on our own in this wonderful Italian city. If you of many days in Vall can City. !laving Museums. at night, and celebrating a few birth have not already been there, you re morning Mass atl)t Peter's Tomb was Tuesday we spent the morning was really a special day and it cre days while we were there. The magic ally must go. Ciao! quite an cxpencnce. Our Mass was at the ancient coastal city of Ostia ated a connection for our group (be of the "Eternal City" during the course Commentary by Melanie followed by 1m:ctings with leaders at An Ilea. Dr. Ccsareo treated us to sand mg from a Jesuit school) with Jesuit of the trip built new relationships and Shakarian and 1/i!Cll:l' Schwart=. the CongregatiOn for the Cause of WIChes. and we ate our lunch on the Rome. Wednesday morning we at Saints ( \1ons1gnor Robert Sarmo), the beach of the Tyrrhenian Sea. That af tended Ash Wednesday Mass at Santa CongregatiOn for Catholic Education ternoon, we visited the Jesuit Curia, Sabina, the church where Ash Wednes HARRIET GAUZMAN (h Pittau. SJ) and the CongregatiOn and toured St. Ignatius and Gcsu day officially begins in Rome. By During a recent visit home, my father and I were discussing my tu for the Doctnne of hut h. Following Churches. Fr. Dan Rcim, who accom mid-morning, we were seated for our ition bill. I really started to wonder where my money was really going. I our last mcl'!ing, we hnctly met Car panied us on the trip, celebrated Mass Papal Audience on the Piazza of St. decided to break the bill down. Upon studying the bill, over and over due to my amazement and minute disgust of the final results, this is what 1 found: Actual charge for classes, including professor ... $149.49 Actual charge for upkeep of classrooms (cleanliness) ... $50.00 I erglNlll of Campus M1n1stry. She Frank Cirillo try. In addttion, the students were Charge for the overuse of paper (syllabi, hand-outs, pam- Staff Reporter c\plalncd that the goal was to benefit urged to wnte reflections on the expe phlets) ... $4000.00 I h1~ past spnng break, as many the community, with specific focus a nencc each night to express what they Charge for energy-use in keeping the lights on a lithe time (for those John Carroll lJnl\ ~·rsuy students cn toward the children of the area. thought of the activities and the over of us who like to study in the rooms in the AD building at 4:00 jovcd vacation and rclu"ation. Cam Th~· Trenton group. led by tun all retreat as well. a.m.) ... $2159.90 pus \1nllstry sponsored an alternative llanchin of the admiSSions department. 1-reshman E· van I lowe attended tudent activities (enough said) .. . $50.00 \\a} t\1r stmknts to spend their tunc worl..cdmostl) on housmg n:habdita the "lC\\ Jersey retreat and was very TOTAL. .. The desperate need for a recalculation of tuition and per oil. From ~lard1 .J unl!l :\1areh 12. tion work I"h1s gencralh cons1sted pleased \\ ith the cxpencnce. "We haps the need for the consideration of turning out the lights in the rooms at students participated 1n rctrcah tk of cleaning and small repatr~ to houses learned about the poor in the cil!es and night, or simply toning down the blinding power of the lights that shine on signcd Ill help and tcao.:h others mnn: of those that could not do so them got to sec how hard people arc work the clock tower. Who needs to see the clock tower all night, every night? about important societal issues selves. I h1s worl.. was done through ing to build up these people,'' Howe the Campus \1inistl) \lt<..rna- the project l..ntm n as \tarim I louse. satd !lowe added that he gained a 11\ c <.;pnng Brcal.. was spent 111 B1g \~hich is where the group also stayed pcrspecl!ve of other parts of society l gl) Creel...\\ \Ia . and Trenton. \i.J for the week. that he rarely comes in contact wllh. ()\erall, 20 students attended the re \tan~ might as!.. \\hat made Julie lloymg was part of the '~"\'V"tth Atn-eriCorps, l sa~ treats. 17 went to \\est \ trgmia and these students g1ve so selflessly of their West Virgmia retreat. She enjoyed the I J went to the "'c\v Jersey retreat time. rasha l·erguson gave three ma overall experience and thought it was beyond. rnY nei~borbood. Btg l gly Cn:el.. West \'irg1n1a JOr reasons\\ hy th1s was a worthwhile an extremely positive experience. " ! saw the students do a \ ancty of com time for the students. She explamcd was really surprised by the fnendlincss munity related act!\ Illes. I !ere they that it was an opportunity for commu of the people as well as the openness for the first tUne·" helped at the community center. thl' mty sen 1cc, a chance to be "lln of the children in accepting us," she library and \·arious schools around the mersed" 111 soc1al issues and an oppor sa1d. area. I cat1111g the group was rasha tullll! to sec another part of the coun- After graduatl"9 from coll41911, JO$h Botti$ joined Amerleorps to hel~ the y<)Ungest members of Rock tlla Howse Productions presents rns commun~nd he dlscowre.d a whole new world. ~ a tet~cher'$ aide in a &ow-income neighborhood near rua home in Boaton. Josh GREEK WEEK KICKOFF worbd "'lth ~udont. -n beyond lhe regular school hOUr$ and providod aupport lhey often didn't get ot home. "If you 10:00 P.M. - FRIDAY, APRIL 7TH $t!U~ a problem, you hnw a responsibility to c1c> $Qmtthin~ AT ab~t it," Jaah says. M ArneriCo'P!l gav~ m~ that e"-nc•. • c...... few Sodat Responsibility .Job Fair Monday, ~rll 3, 2000 DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND •2054 EUCLID AVE." ACROSS FROM CS U 7•00pm • thOOpm Lombardo R.cr.Oon Center For more •nformatlon, conb!et ADMISSION - HUGE DANCE FLOOR $5 'Courtney mcholas at (312) 3$3·0574 AND LOUNGE AREAS!' or E-mail' enJchola$0en••9GV II DRINK SPECIALS!! Greek Week Officially BONUS GREEK Begins ..... NOW! WEEK EVENTS!! The Carroll News March 31 , 2000 C 0 L L :-E G E/ W 0 R L D 3 Students. take action against World I Local Briefs spring break agencies Protest ensues at funeral of unarmed man killed by police A crowd of angry protl!stcrs threw bottles and briefly clashed Delayed flights, dirty hotels put damper on JCU students' break with pollee Saturday dunn g. a funeral proces,IOn for the latest unarmed black man ktlled by NC\\ York City police ollicers. The disturbance came after a miles-long procession ofprotest.:rs Nicole Ross we had to spend those nights in the Even after we had been waiting for 12 and moumcrs followed a hearse carrying the body of 26-year-old Patrick Staff Reporter airports. Before we got on the plane hours, nobody was wtlling to help us Dorismond, who \\as shot to dt:ath \1arch 16 during a scufl1c with an While most students associate on the way home they told us that or tell us what was going on." undercO\cr pohcc otnccr. spring break with relaxation and fun since gas prices were so high, each of An option for students who arc The ofliccr allegedly approached Donsmond, a security guard. in-the-sun at a tropical destination, not us had to pay $30 in cash for fuel unsatisfied with their travel agency is as part of a drug stmg and asked if he would sell him marijuana. The all spring breakers had such enjoyable charges.'' to file a complaint with the Better Busi scuffie ensued, backup olllccrs arrived and one ofllccr"s gun \\ent on: experiences this year. Many students "The price of everything was ness Bureau {88B). killing Dorismond encountered problems with their travel atrocious," said Vizmcg. "It was like Accordmg to Cleveland's Bet It was the fourth shootmg of an unarm.:d black Civilian by under agencies, from flight delays to poor $9 for one personal pizza like you ter Business Bureau, both Sun Splash cover otTiccrs m the c1ty in the past 13 months. hotel conditions. would buy at the Inn Between. Some Tours and SurfN' Fun travel agencies Each year over $12 billion i of our friends bought a VIP bracelet have been responsive to complaints South Euclid junior high student lost to travel scams in the United for $85 that was supposed to allow brought to them by the 8BB. States. Many of these scams target col them to get free drinks, but there were Although both agencies have suspended after making threats in school lege students who may not know what no free drinks at all just a free ! had many problems including airfare, A student at Memonal Julllor ll igh Schooltn South Euclid has questions to ask of potential scam art shirt." travel documents, and inappropriate been suspended and faces cxpulswn followmg threats she made to other ists, said Lara Sabo, spokeswoman for Vizmeg also said that the changes in reservations, they have students and a school admmtstrator. the American Society of Travel agency told them the bus ride from taken the necessary actions to satisfy The 13-ycar-old gtrl brought a note to the school office last week Agents. t h e i r she said she had found in her locker. The typed note mcluded a list of A s customer' around 20 students and one school admmistrator, with the message that printed in the complaints. those on the list would be shot or that a bomb would go otr in school. March 23 edi s u n That afternoon the gu·l, accompanied by her parents, went to the tion of the Coast Vaca- South Euchd Pollee Department and confessed to writing the note. Carroll News, a tions, however. Police said the girl would be charged with aggmvated mcn;tcin" lawsuit was has an unsatis and inducing pamc, both first degree m1sdcmcannr~ . filed last week factory rapport against Sun with the Better Splash Tours Business Bu Beyond the Bell Tower Travel Agency reau because because of prob the agency is Fraternity members face charges after lems experi not responsive enced by 100 to complaints pledge dies from alcohol consumption students while filed against Charges have been tiled agamst s1x l·erns State Umvcrs1ty stu vacationing in them, said Bob dents following the alcohol related death of a freshman pledge two weeks Jamaica. Manista, a ago. S v c n spokesman for Stephen Pctz was pledging the university's underground lhtter Lapiner, man the BBB. nity, Knights of College Lore or Knight'> of College I cadcrshtp. After a ager of the New Manista night of drinking, frtttctnt\Y members ~ere unable to wake Pctz. They York City-based also said that took him to the hosptta.l where he was dcclarcq dead. loxicology re Sun Splash the agency has ports show that Pc\.Z'S p\~al<_~)f~eveJ WIIS {42. more than four times Tours said that failed to deliver the legal limit. the students' Frustrated JCU students fight it out with United Airlines products and The varioll!> chb~il: flight was sched employees. services repre brought against tltc siJ ~(~~ uled to leave De- sented, and that day. Their arraig~metlt$ arc troit Metro Airport at 6 p.m. Saturday, the airport to the hotel in Negri! would the company showed a lack of proper March 4, but did not depart until 4:45 be about an hour and a half, but that response to basic customer complaints. Supreqte (JC)urt ~ ttphol activity fee a.m. Monday, March 6. Schedules for it actually took them three hours, Manista said if you wish to file University of Wi*l>n!lin..Maflison s the flight home were then altered and riding in an old bus with windows that a complaint against your travel agency, their mandatory sludel.Jt activity G.:es, the no gate could be booked for Saturday. would not open. you should fi rst get in touch with the decided last wee Students finally made it home at noon Vizmeg also said that one of BBB. The origin(!! ca$e was f~d),~ former ~W lllw students against Monday, March 13. the hotel rooms that they were in had " If you have Internet access, go the university April 2\ 1996: 'r/ley a~~cd that the umvcrsity's manda Because the students arrived cockroaches and that the agency's to www.BBB.org, which will walk you tory segregated fde sy!!\em Vl011l'tedt!1eJr Ftrst1metidmcnt nghts of free home late, many missed class and representatives were non-responsive through the steps on how to file a com speech by forcin~thert~Jo fmancklfy.support ~at ions that did not work. Upset that they were never of when they complained. plaint," said Manista. "Make sure you uphold their perspnall)olitical apd iQeologlcalibeliefs. fered a refund, the students filed a suit Alii Metz and Amy Bach, JCU tell the BBB exactly what happened "The FirstjAmendment permits a publif uni~ersity to charge its against the spring break agency. juniors, faced many problems with and what you wish to receive as com students an activity fcc used to flfnd-a program to fa'*htate cxtracumcu Another group of students from their trip to the Bahamas, which they pensation." lar student spcec~ iftht prograrnl~cwpoint 6eutr~l," Justice Anthony Michigan were forced to fly on an air booked through Sun Coast Vacations. Be specific in your request for Kennedy wrote in the decision the c()urt hand~d down. plane that had just been cited for 33 "We didn't even receive our compensation so that you have a bet This latest Supreme Court ruling overturned two prcv1ous court violations by the Federal Aviation Ad plane tickets until five days before our ter chance of getting exactly what you decisions, but did not uphold the usc of a student referendum system to ministration. trip, so the agency was really shady want. Ask for more than you feel you allocate funds to certa111 student groups. Before boarding the flight, the from the beginning," said Bach. deserve, because chances are the tudents reported being asked by the "When we got to the Bahamas, they agency will try to bargain with you to World brief~ were compiled by Jenny Radivoj. airlines for $20 in gas money, and that kept adding prices to things, even reach an agreeable compensation, Beyond the Bell Ti11ver brieji· were compiled by Katie ,\tfcCartney. the seats of the plane had been duct though we bought a "$120 pass that Manista said. taped together. was supposed to be all-inclusive." John Carroll University junior "Overall the hotel was disgust Brooke Borneo and her friends went ing and our room smelled of mildew, through Sun Splash Tours and said even the Sun Coast representatives they too experienced problems with were making fun of it." said Bach. Ten of thousa·nds of their flights being delayed. " It just seemed like they were "Our flight on Sunday, March used to dealing with our complaints. new & us d COs & 5 was supposed to leave for Jamaica When people went to the front desk Albums. at II :30 p.m., but didn't actually leave and told them about the cockroaches until 4:30a.m.," said Borneo. "Then, in their rooms, they just handed over our flight home on Sunday, March 12 a bottle of bug spray." Bach said. We Buy, sell & trade music was supposed to depart from Jamaica " When it came to the important things ••••••••••• -Funky Boutique at 6: 15 a.m., but didn't take otf until such as our hotel and fli ghts, they just c • 1 5:30 a.m. the next day. Both ni ghts didn't seem to have much responsi -Imports & videos that our flights were delayed we were bility towards us." ocal and regional music forced to sleep in the airport." Like many of the disgruntled JCU semors MaryAnn Vizmeg spnng breakers, the biggest problem isit our website at www.recordrevolution.com and Sarah Gannon also went through that Bach and "v1et7 had with the trip Sun Splash Tours for their trip to were the flights. 1832 Coventry Rd. egril, Jamaica and encountered many "The plane ride home was the problems with the agency. worst part of the trip. We were sup Cleveland .His .. "Right before our trip the posed to depart at 8:30 a.m.but the agency called us and said that we flight kept getting pushed back," satd (216) 321·766 couldn't fly out of Cleveland and that Metz. "Whenever people on the trip (216) 321-8687 we had to drive to Pittsburgh for our tried to call the agency to find out flight." said Gannon. "Then, our flight what was wrong, the company repre was delayed six hours both ways and sentatives kept hanging up on them. The Carroll News March 31, 2000 ____1 CLASSIFIEDS HELP WANTED Softball Supervisor. Orga Summer Pool Manager. 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I am shocked, outraged and ap Sincerely, palled by the articles" rilten in most Me newspapers, but The Carroll New Me is a pronoun also used col has me downright unhappy. Person loquially as a predicate complement ally, I found the article entitled "Man with a linking verh. Farts, People Laugh," to be an of'fen sively entertaining piece, in fact I UH resident read it two and a halftimes (honestly, "Go to parties at "Attending the •·I like the Knott)• l had forgotten that I already read it praises the CN halfway into the third time.) But, in Wbecler's'' Student Council Pine bl.!causc I n~ver all seriousness, there is no excuse for I would just like to write a let meetings." get carded." the horrid lack of responsibility and ter complimenting the official John the overt perversion I feel when read Carroll University student publication, ing The Carroll News. Often times, the Carroll News. Kid Rock Nick Carter Christina Aguilera I wear a little sailor suit and suck on I love John Carroll students in 5th Year Senior Junior Freshman a pacifier. general, I mean, go ahead, pee on my However, T do have a little lawn! Throw beer cans in my hedges, constructive criticism concerning I don't care! your sports section, I would like to Anyways, I wanted to talk see it removed. Myself, l have never about how not only do I love the pub been the most athletic person, in fact, lication, but l think the staff is superb. one may go so far as to call me a not The best part of the CN is when so-athletic person. Of course, this is you write scathing articles about the not the sole reason for my sugges mayor, we call her the "Rottweiler." tion, though it does play a major role. [ only wish all newspapers were I would also like to see more stories as intellectually stimulating and that about plants, particularly the all newspaper staffs were as dead sexy! Pass if/ora quadranguaris of Central and South America. Horticulture is Mrs. Fiona Snapple has been a something that I am very interested UH resident for the past 8,239 days. ..Hang out in the .. Spend time with in , but know absolutely nothing about. We don't care what you CarrQll News room.'' the Benefactor.'' I often wonder where the writ have t o say! Quit Lance Bass Britney Spears ers of The Carroll News get their in sending us your st upid spiration, but I can only venture to Junior Freshman guess that it must be sold somewhere letters. Horosco ARIES TAURUS GEMINI CANCER LEO VlRGO You procrastinate in every You arc stuck up and materi You arc so annoying. You arc Quit being such a pushover. Nobody likes you because of Yeah right you arc a virgm; thing you do and wonder why alistic. You treat people like dirt always complaining about ev You let your friends walk over your bossy. know-it all attitude. you arc such trash. There IS you are failing. You need to get and could care less about their erything. Your problems are al l you all the time. Just tell them You think you arc great, but no nothmg good or pure about your chaotic life in order. Re feelings. You need to get off in your head. Get help - you to shut up; they arc so annoy one really cares about you. you. You should kiss your alize you are in college. your high horse. need it. ing. You can do better. reputation goodbye. LIBRA SCORPIO GITTARIUS CAPRICORN AQUARIUS PISCES You take all your problems You just started a new relation You never reach your goals. You always try to stick your Blah, blah. blah ... will you You hfc is a complete bore. all out on everyone else. You act ship. But don't worry, you will You fail at everything you do. nose in other people's business. please be quiet, nobody wants you do is work and stress like you arc in second grade screw it up soon. So look for Just give up. You aren't going But really you make things to hear you talk anyways. Your about everything. You arc a with your temper tantrums. It ward to staying home on Fri to amount to anything anyways, worse when you get mvolvcd. ideas arc stup1d and you will be compkte loser and definitely is time to grow up. day nights. quit trying. Go away1 a failure. no fun. Editors Notes THE CARROLL NEWS APRIL FOOL'S ISSUE Just in case you're not the Clare R. Taft Editor-in-Chief Lisa M. Foster Managing Editor sharpest knife in the kitchen Robert T. Noll Adviser Contributors Carrie Mack Megan lietman Maureen Liller Laura Eiia Gregory Murphy Happy April '\1ichael Bogdan Kristy Calabria Mark Boleky Jenny Radivoj The anicles. opm11ons and 1deas exprc"cd m the Apnl Fool's Issue do not reflect the Fool's Day op1mons of John Carrolll!mvcrsny ·, admimstrauun, faculty or students. In fact. they do not even rcfle Emmanuel lewis According to Frederique Ned Fein, a '99 JCU grad who will be useful in all walks of Really short actor Travador, academic vice president and is now engaged, took a similar course life," he commented with a very To meet the demands of incom university provolone of cheese, guest at Quad-C, the Harvard of Downtown large grin. ing male freshmen who failed to speakers will supplement learning. Cleveland, last year. "I think this is a "This stinks!" satd Mar "score" in high school, John Carroll "We are going to have Puff Daddy, good addition to the core. l mean, I E Me, a senior at Mag-Nif-I University will offer Pimpin' 101 (PI Jay-Z and Leon "the Ladies Man" took a course like this, and I got a chick Cent High, who will attend this 101) for the 2000-2001school year. Phelps. Bret Michaels, former lead to marry me within six. months of learning instttutton tn the fall Pimpin' wiJJ be offered in the singer of Poison was an 80s rock god, meeting her. 1 am all that and then along with Lame. "lt'sjust more fall semester, Fridays from 7:30-10 should have plenty of, you know. tip some, y'know what I mean?" crap we women have to put up p.m. "Yes, this is an inconvenient for the young men." Fein is considering being a with. At least my friends and l time, but the inex.perienced freshmen " I always wondered why the guest speaker for JCU's version of the will have more to laugh at when will have nothing else to do until they line 'do you wash your clothes in course. "I could teach those shonics a we go to the bar. These guys finish this course," said Dean Nickster Windex.? 'Cause I can see myself in thing or two, those inex.pericnced httle have no idea how pathetic they BumBumGaner, dean of the College your pants' wasn't working," said l.M. dweebs. They' ll be so stylin' by the are. l think r might turn gay by of You'll Never Get a Job With This Lame, St. Iggy's High senior, who will time I am done with them." the time I graduate if l have to Major. be attending the Jesuit university in The course will be figured into li sten to lame lines every week Pimpin,' a one credit course, Cleveland in the fall. "''m pretty sure the male freshman's tuition, and is ex. end." will teach students how to charm this will be my favorite class at JCU." pected to run at about $169 a credit Travador said they may women. JCU men will learn how to Lame said he is looking forward hour. offer a rebuttal class for fre~h phDtn try Cllr"'' rMm. look suave on the dance floor by not to using his new ''techniques" at local "It's so wonh it," said JJ Breen man females in the near future. This guy was so excited, he dancing to cheesy 80s songs and re dive bars. Bean, of the Bored of Non-trustwor Young women would bought the proper attire for the sisting the urge to do the running man. "There are a lot of spry young thiness. "I love to see pompous young learn how to tell guys off and course. Enrollees wJ/1 get a free They will also learn that getting drunk men and women here, and they should men running around. They will even make them look really, really copy of ''The Thong Song." and puking in a garbage can does not utilize these four years as much as tually be the CEOs and leaders of our dumb in front of their macho attract the opposite sex. possible. Yippee!," said Travador. nation. Such "negotiation" techmques friends JCU to replace library - • res1 f e: with Hoarders bookstore Beer and Bunnies Alex P. Keaton more work requiring library books Kelly Capowski play not only the E~l~ter Bunny, but the have been .s,> Mal 's Republican brother now, in hopes that adding money to Likes Zack Morris JCU mascot. Has Shakfu been repre ber when she In order to funher increase rev the university's bank account will After months of speculation, the senting John Carroll as an oversized was a mas enues generated eventually show Carroll News w o I f cot," said by s tudent up as a salary in has learned while D y I a n spending, crease. through ex. intox.i McKay, JCU Grassel] i Li It may be tensive under cated'1 super-duper brary will be re possible to rent cover research A re senior. placed with a books at a cost of that former t c e n V I C t! photo bY P.f>addr Hoarders Tex.t $I 0 per page. Student Coun poll of Prestdent for Shakfu readies and Tunes book "What? A cil el 2 6 9 A f f a i r s · herself for store. 200 page book presidente, 1 c u Brother Ricky another gig as a "This is would cost me Mimi Shakfu •IO t~ AI ( ~tudents Salamt .said. way awesome. $2000 to read? has been lead Shakfu (center) raises a toast to alcohol s a y s ''Okay, I've towering stuffed It's all about the It' II be cheaper to ing a double and all things liquor with her fellow y e s . had a few ammal with a Benjamins, make copies," life. mascot school classmates. Eighty- drinks with stiff drink. baby," said Di said JCU senior Shakfu, seven Mimi, but rector of Money, Big Guns. the brains behind events such as Har precent of those student\ surveyed said then agam, who hasn't? In fact, who Jon !bet. "All A JCU student shows his Actually, vest for Food and Operation they believe Shakfu has been mix.ing here hasn't enjoyed the occasional these kids are disapproval for the new the cost of making A.B.C.D.E.F.G. has been spending her pleasure and bustness for quite some cocktail''" rich enough to Hoarders Texts and Tunes. copies will now free time as a mascot time. " I love the sauce too," satd handle it." increase to $20 Much ltke those people who "If ~he\ out dnnkmg as much Mike BoomBoom Boggdan. SC bttch. Instead of borrowing books per page to counteract a recent Xerox play Goofy at Dtsneyworld or a a~ I am then there's no way she could Shakfu decltned comment. from the library, students will be re paper shonage at the university. Bearenstein Bear at Cedar Point, quired to purchase them for use. A "l think this will benefit the stu Shakfu has been honmg her sktlls as source in the Physical Education de dents greatly. After all, this way they the Easter Bunny at area malls. partment told the Carroll News that can't spend all their money on beer and Shakfu began her stint as a mas professors will probably assign a lot Amberkronbte clothes," said !bet. cot after taking several classes at a lo cal "mascot school." "Without a doubt Mimi shakes WANTED: hands and gives hu l:'~ better than any one m our class," -;aid ~ classmate of Barber to cut all incoming freshmen students' hair. Shakfu 's who now moonlights as Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Must be stuck in the 80s and still listen to Warrant, Turtle. RATT, Journey and own a Kip Winger solo album. But, can Shakfu separate her See page 2 for details. You don't even have to be that duties as a cuddly six foot rabbit from her propensity for drinking'! good. as long as you make everyone look the same. The Carroll News has uncov Bonuses available to those who drive old Trans Ams. ered numerous pictures of Shakfu en Firebirds or IROCs. joying many drinks. It IS obvious Shakfu likes the bottle a little more Winston smokers and Pabst Blue Ribbon than she likes suiting up for an Ea\ler Terrified children gasp m utter shock and amazement as drinkers a plus. egg hunt. Shakfu plays one of her many costumed characters. the JCU Call 555-SHLO. Over the past two years John Carroll University has used Shakfu to mascot, while under the influence.